‘‘COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE”Vol. 28. No. 56. tie illaroon Eight groups sit foryearbook photos todayUNIVERSITV' OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, 1929 Price Five Cent*Editor’s Note: One critic of thetheatre fel Ito lamenting recently thescarcity of good shows in Chicago.The last five that he had viewed, sohe said, might have been producedin the Town hall at Stubbsville, Indi¬ana. But Miss Goodman finds thetheatre situation at the present timequite contrary. ZEZCONFREY PLAYS AT PROMBy Iris GoodmanChicago’s enthusiastic response to“Six Characters in Search of an Au¬thor’’ indicates that the Goodman the¬atre no longer is a pioneer in theseparts, but has taken its place besidethe well established theatres.“Six Characters in Search of An.\uthor’’ as presented at the theatreis a real achievement. Though someof Parendell’s philosophy is more ap¬propriate for meditation and studythan for staye-lines, the play is ex¬cellent.The repertory company is at itsbest in this production, probably be¬cause it is its latest, and practice if itdoes not make perfect, always im¬proves..As the program tells us, Parendellois a Sicillian, educated in Germany,living in Rome. .At fifty he turned toplay writing and evolved his own par¬ticular form. The theme of “Six Char¬acters in Search of An Author" is par¬ticularly concerned with the disintegra¬tion and reintegration of character.When people are sufficiently overinflu¬enced by heredity and environmentand fail to rise above it, we have,well, you know the old college suicidetheory.An American farce comedy by Har¬ry Laey Hamilton is the next produc¬tion.“Hello Yourself’’ at the Grand OperaHouse continues to be a sell-out. Rah!Rah! Rah! “Music In May,’’ the new¬est Schubert operetta is reported to beone of the best produced. A featureof the tunespiece is an ensemble ofsixteen women musicians. Smith’sString orchestra with Rita Mario. Sol¬ly Ward is the featured comedian,bowntown paper reports are morethan merely favorable.George Arliss will be seen by onlya few of us, I am afraid. The boxoffice manager’s duty last Friday de¬teriorated into a bothersome job ofsaying “No More, sorry!’’ Only a fewsingle seats left! “Macbeth” opens to¬night at the Auditorium. The man¬agement, however, has unbent to theChicago playgoing public sufficientlyto announce an extra performance of■“The Merchant of Venice,” Fridayafternoon, February 1. Shakespearelovers will have additional pleasureafforded them when the Stadford-onAvon players open here at the Stucfe-baker immediately after the farewellperformance of Mr. .Arliss.“The Royal Family” by George S.Kaufman and Edna Ferber opens atthe Harris on February 2. Accordingto reports from New York papers, it isa play that we hope will provide a longenough stay for itself, so that we mayall see it.“Luckee Girl,” another musical showopened at the Majestic Theatre Sun¬day night. It is based on the farcicalFrench story, “Un Bon Garcon,”which was adapted for lyrical uses byGertrude Purcell. The book is by An¬dre Barde and Maurice Yvan. Thescene is laid in and about Paris. Wemay compare it with the old Black-friar’s show, “Plastered in Paris.”The show is largely a matter ofBilly House who, as a sassy and pop-u’ar waiter in a Monmarte cafe, isfunny! Mr. House proves that he isboth intelligent and contagiouslycomical.“The Bachelor Father” is one ofthe outstanding Chicago successes. Itis for those who enjoy good actingand great many laughs minus themusical accompaniment. June Walker,the leading lady is a Chicagoan anda south sider. HANDLING POWERBIG PROBLEM OFU. S.-DR J^OSDICKNoted Pastor Warns ofDanger of MisusedStrengtifi“America’s biggest problem is thehandling of power” Dr. Harry Emer¬son Fosdick, pastor of the Park Av¬enue Baptist church of New YorkCity, said in a lecture delivered yester¬day at 11 in the University chapel.“More is entrusted to the UnitedStates than to any other nation onearth. The two kinds of disaster arethose coming from destitution andfrom the mishandling of power. Mis¬handled strength is much more dan¬gerous than endured destitution. Temp¬tation always comes with power. Thegreat tragedies of history have beenthe result of misused power and notof destitution.Corruption Big Menzie“We have great problems in thefield of criminology. But the Repub¬lic will not go to pieces because ofthis, a weakness. The real dangercomes from those who through theirrise to economic power, have trans¬mitted to the world a picture of thew’orst corruption in history.”“Western civilization is based onharnessing the latent resources of theuniverse. Since it is built upon this,our major problem is that of decidingwhat we are going to do with all thisi scientifically harnessed power. Wit¬ness the VV'^orld War as an example ofinability to handle great power.”“Truth Dependent America”“In spite of his realization of ourpower, the average American needs tothink internationally. We are trulydependent America. It can never bewell with us unless it is well with therest of the world. With this in view,(Continued on page 2) Untermeyer TicketsPut on Sale TodayTickets for the lecture of LouisUntermeyer, “The New Era inAmerican Poetry,” February 12 atMandel hall will go on sale todayat the box office, at the Univers¬ity Book Store, Woodworth’s BookStore, Burt Clark, Bookseller, andArgus Book Shop.Untermeyer appears under theauspices of The Forge: A Midwest¬ern Review. He was originallyschduled to appear February 19,but the date was moved up in def¬erence to the Kedroff Quartet con¬cert, February 20, sponsored by theUndergraduate Council.Tickets are one dollar and sev¬enty-five cents.Jones Discusses‘Life in India* atY. W. MeetingSmith FollowersReorganize ClubMembers of the A1 Smith club willmeet for dinner tomorrow evening at6 in the private dining room of Hutch¬inson commons, to discuss plans forreorganizing the club on a perman¬ent basis. New officers will be electedand a new name will be chosen.“The University A1 Smith *club isonly one unit in a country wide move¬ment to keep alive the principlesfought for by Alfred E. Smith in hisrecent campaign,” said Morton Wads¬worth, president of the organization.All those interested in attending andwho have not yet received invitationsshould make reservations with Mr.Wadsworth in 77 Hitchcock hailKUNSTMANN SPEAKSON GERMAN AUTHORIN PUBUC LECTUREAssistant Professor John G. Kunst-mann, of th eGermanic Language de¬partment, will lecture on “Alfred Neu¬mann,” tonight at 6:45 at the Art In¬stitute. Assistant Professor Pierre R.Vigneron, of the Romance Languagedepartment, who was to lecture to¬night on “Jules Romain,” wil lectureMarch 19 instead.Alfred Neumann is a contemporaryGerman author who, in spite of hisyouth, was awarded, in 1926, the Kleitzprize, one of the most coveted literaryawards in Germany. His prize win¬ning novel was “The Devil” which hasbeen translated into English. ‘Contrasts of Life in India” will bethe subject of a talk by ProfessorWellington D. Jones, of the Geogra¬phy department, a meeting of theWorld’s Fellowship group of the Y.W. C. A. tomorrow at 4:30 in Rosen-wald 28. He proposes to emphasizethe old and new agriculture basis forcivlization in India, and will illustratehis talk with slides. The meeting isopen to all who are interested, ac¬cording to Helen McDougall, chair¬man of the group.This is the third meeting at whichthe group has dealt with the generalsubject of “Life In India.” Mrs.Charles W. Gilkey, wife of Dean Gil-key, was *he last speaker.Presents PlayThe Drama Group of the YWCA ismaking plans for the presentation of aplay which will be given sometime dur¬ing the first week in March. A defin¬ite date will be announced later. “TheOld Lady Shows Her Medals” hasbeen chosen for the production, andFrances Holt will act as director. Thecast of characters is as follows: AliceStinnett, Marion Adair, Helen Dyer,Betty Hill, Louise Killie, and RuthSchoneman. The Business staff forthe production is composed of Caro¬line Ateland, Ellen Higeby and JanetSmith.BOARD OF WOMEN’SORGANIZATIONS SETSDATE FOR ELECTIONElection of the chairman of theBoard of Women’s Organizations willbe held Wednesday, Feb. 13. The elec¬tion has been dated to precede thatof the officers of the three principalwomen’s organizations.Members of the board, with the ex-ception of the juniors, will meet to¬morrow to consider possible candi¬dates for chairman and to compile'alist of women who have outstandingability. The list will then be sub¬mitted to W. A. A., the Y. W. C. A.and Federation. Each of the three or¬ganizations will then meet and nom¬inate two women for the presidency.The board will then vote on these can¬didates. ' POSTPONE FORGEWINTER NUMBERTO NEXnUESDAYInaugurates Plan ofEditors to V'aryContentsThe winter number of The Forge:A Midwestern Review, which was tohave made its appearance tomorrow,will be out next Tuesday instead, theeditors announced yesterday. The edi¬tors explained that the increased sizeof the magazine with the resultant in¬crease in printing labour made neces¬sary tlie change.Out Next WeekThe Forge will be sold next Tues¬day in Cobb Hall from 8 to 12, andfrom 1 to 3. It will also be sold oncampus by saleswomen, and will be onsale in Mandel Cloister before and af¬ter Professor Rolvaag's 'ecture Tues¬day evening in Mandel Hall. As al¬ways it will be on sale at Ida Noyes,the University Bookstore, Wood¬worth’s, and Burt Clark’s.Varied ContentsThis issue of The Forge will con¬tain poetry, prose, pen and ink draw¬ings criticism, and reproductions offour paintings by a noted Chicago art¬ist. William S. Schwartz. It is sev¬eral pages larger than any previousnumber of the magazine, and inaugur¬ates the editors’ policy of making TheForge a comprehensive survey of con-terjporary writng and artistic en¬deavor.Want SaleswomenThe editor request that all womenwho wdsh to sell The Forge nextTuesday hand in their names to TheDaily Maroon. Prizes of fifteen, ten,and five dollars will be awarded tothose selling the most copies.Arrange ScheduleOf Group PhotosThe Cap and Gown picturescheduled for today and tomorrowis as follows:Tuesday, Jan. 29—Pi Lambda Phi at 12:00.Sophomore class council at 12:30.Delta Kappa Epsilon at 12:45.Delta Upsilon at 1:00.Kappa Xu at 1:30.Kappa Sigma at 2:00.Phi Gamma Delta at 2:30.Lambda Chi Alpha at 3:00.Wednesday, Jan. 30—Acacia at 12:00.Alpha Tau Omega at 12:30.Delta Theta Phi at 1:00.Gamma Eta Gamma at 1:30.Wig and Robe at 2:00.Mortar Board at 2:30.Esoteric at 3:00.Sigma at 3:30.Wyvern at 4:00.Quadrangler at 4:30.Achoth at 5:00. Sales Show InterestIn Kedroff ConcertFirst day ticket sales for theKedroff quartet went so well thatthe alloti^uOt is expected to be ex¬hausted in a short time, accordingto Ray Miu’phy.Murphy 'yesterday urged thatthose who wish to attend the con¬cert of the Russian quartet pur¬chase their tickets before the sup¬ply is completely depleted.The concert will be given Feb¬ruary 20 at 8 in the University cha¬pel. All tickets are one dollar andare on sale at the box office inMandel, at Ida Noyes hall, Wood¬worth’s Bookstore the UniversityBookstore, and at Burt Clark’s.Dramatic Assn.To Initiate NewMembers FridayThe Dramatic association will holdits formal initiation and banquet Fri¬day evening at 11 in the Cliff-Dwellersclub on Michigan Avenue. HelenHayes who is at present playing thelead in “Coquette” at the Harris thea¬tre and her husband, Charles McAr¬thur, noted playwright and co-authorwith Ben Hecht of “The Front Page,”have been invited to be the guests ofhonor.The twenty-eight new members havebeen selected by the Dramatic boardwhich is composed of the officers ofGargoyles, the Tower Players, Mirror,and the officers of tiie D.amatic as¬sociation as a whole. They have beenchosen on the basis of special interestand ability in the work which theyhave done in.dramatic productions dur¬ing the fall or last spring.The initiates are as follows: DoraAlpert, Viola Bower, Charles Cutter,Cordelia Crout, Clareaice Cushman,Frances Franklin, Margaret Gregson,William Gartside, Eleanor Grossman,Sylvan Ginsberg, Fred Howard, Rus¬sell Huber, Helen Huniiston, OliveIrvine, William Kincheloe, Pat Ma¬gee, Leroy Mosoriak, Alice O’Toole,J. Anderson Parker, Richard Rigg,i Lois Rittenhouse, Adolph Rubinson,Alice Stinnett, Stoddard Small, ZeldaShapiro, John Tiernan, Sam VanDyne, Charles Weaver.PARRATT TALKS TOPOLY SCI CLUB ONFORCES IN CHICAGOLATE EXAMS DELAYSCHOLASTIC RATINGOF ORGANIZATIONSHering to AddressChristian ScientistsProfessor Herman S. Hering, mem¬ber of the Board of Lectureship ofthe mother church the First Churchof Christ Scientist in Boston, Massa¬chusetts, will speak today at 4:30 inMandel hall. His subject is “SteppingStones in Christian Science.” The pub¬lic is cordiallj' invited to attend thismeeting of the Christian Science so¬ciety. Fraternity and club ratings will notbe available for the next few days,according to information from the of¬fice of the Recorder. Although it hasat last been possible to issue eligibilitynotices to fraternities and clubs whowere anxious to go through with theirplans for initiation, late examinationshave caused the delay in , compilingthe scholarship statistics of. the cam¬pus organizations. "5-University officials hope to be ableto publish the scholastic ratings of thefraternities and clubs within the week. Mr. Spenser Parratt, who is an au¬thority on problems of local govern¬ment, and a graduate student in thePolitical Science depaprtment willspeak on “Social Forces in the Chi¬cago Region” at a meeting of theGraduate Political Science Club to¬night at 7:30 in the Graduate club¬house.Mr. Parratt has been working inco-operation w’ith Professor CharlesE. Merriam, chairman of the PoliticalScience department, on a study of theorganization of government in Chi¬cago’s metropolitan areas. His tal:will include a discussion of the diffi¬culties arising from conflicting govern¬ment organizations in Chicago. FAMOUS PIANISTLEADS BAND ATANNUAi^ORMALTickets on Sale TodayFor AnniversaryPromenadeZez Confrey and his Opera Cluborchestra will play at the twenty-fifthannual Washington Promenade,which w’ill celebrate its silver anni¬versary on Friday, February 15, atthe South Shore Country Club.Noted PianistConfrey, who is recognized as oneof the country’s greatest jazz pianists,plays and sings between numbers bythe orchestra. In accordance with thiscustom, he has arranged several jiov-elty numbers relating particularly tothe silver anniversary Prom and willintroduce them then. The orchestra,which is composed of ten pieces, ismost distinctive in that it is composedof no brass instruments. The orches¬tra, with this distinctive characteristicand its two piano players, plays onlydance music and is able to place partic¬ular emphasis on rhythm.Ditmer At 12The band will play from 10 to 12,dinner w'ill be served at 12, music andthe Grand March will start at 1 withthe affair continuing until 3.Decorations will be in silver to fol¬low out the general theme of the silveranniversary Prom, according to Rob¬ert Fisher, who, with Ellen Hartmanwill lead the left wing, while CharlesCutter and Annette Allen lead theright.Tickets Go On SaleTickets go on sale today, and maybe secured from Fisher in The DailyMaroon office, at Woodworth’s andfrom the University Bookstore, andfrom the individual heads of each frat¬ernity house. Each house will be al¬lotted only ten tickets.Bids will be $7.75 as usual. Sincethere will be only 300 tickets placedon sale, Fisher has urged that menprocure their bids early.Florida GovernorIs Law AlumnusDoyle Elam Carlton, who receivedhis A. B. degree from the Universityin 1909, has recently been inaugur¬ated Governor of Florida. He attend¬ed the University Law School fromOctober 1909 to September 1911, andwas a member of the championship de¬bating team of the University whichwon from Michigan and Northwest¬ern in 1910. He was also a memberof the Delta Chi fraternity.Governor Carlton was elected onthe Democratic ticket last November,although Florida was one of the south¬ern states which supported Hoover. Hewas at one time a member of theFlorida State Senate, and la*er wasCity Attorney of Tampa.Give English TestSaturday in CobbEnglish 103 Exemption test will begiven Saturday, February 2, 1929, from9 to 12 in Cobb 110. Applicationshould be made at the Examiner’s of¬fice some time before the date an¬nounced. Only students who have en¬tered from other institutions with atleast eighteen majors of advancedstanding or two majors in compositionare eligible to take the test. SHORREY DISCUSSESPLATO AT MEETINGOF CLASSICAL CLUB“Introduction to Platonism’’ will bethe subject of a talk by ProfessorPaul Shorey of the Greek depart¬ment before the Graduate Classicalclub tonight at 8 in Classics 20.“Plato stands, on the one side, forclear thinking, and on the other forpolitical moral, and spiritual idealism;and no writer in the world ever com¬bined these two qualities as success¬fully as Plato,” said Professor Shorey.“The current poor translations of Platohave unfortunately greatly prejudicedthe publi« against him, whereas hismessage should have a very specialappeal to this generation.Page Twoiatlg iiar00ttI FOUNDED IN 1»«1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninn, except Latui‘d«y, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subecriptioa rates$8.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the poet office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORI ROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERj HARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORI HENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORI VICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDI OFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLI Telephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221I MENCha.Iae H. Good. News EditorI Edwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack —News EditorLeon J. Baer Day Editor( Edward G. Bastian Day EditorI Stanley M. Corbett Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorI Edgar Greenwaid —Day EditorI John H. Hardin_ Day Editor' Henry C. Ripley— —Day Editor; WOMENHarriet Hathaway — Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett. —Sophonsore EditorMarjorie Cahill —Sophonrore EditorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorI Marion E. White Sophomore EditorI Margaret Eastman . Senior ReporterI Alice Torrey S^iety Editor SPORTS DSPARTMKN’rAlbert Arkulea Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorBmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Aaneeiate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker. Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLouis Forbrich ^Circulation AssistantWilliam Kincheloe ^..Circulation AssistantLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityI and scholarship.. 2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forI senior college students.j 3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,j exhibits and other campus cultural influences,I 4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.WHAT HO?This, they tell us, and we feel it on every side, is the Age ofDisillusionment. Never before were humans so engrossed in them¬selves, in their own motives and in other’; never before were theyso self-conscious and introspective. This concern of self does notstop with the mere self; the thoughtful individual wonders abouthis relation with his environment, about his relation with society,about society itself, about the validities of existence and about theapparent futility of it all. He does more than wonder; he doubts,and sometimes despairs. The age is marked by a tenor—most con¬spicuous in the writings of the more important moderns—of disil¬lusioned pessimism and agnosticism. •Iconoclastic outbursts here and there show the trend of themodern spirit. Historical figures whose virtues have been sungfrom generation to generation have suffered terribly at the hands ofth analytical, agnostic minds of this new era; and where hereto¬fore only the best sides of these legendary figures were revealed nowbiographers a prone to point out only the evil side of their char¬acters.This spirit of doubt is most probably the natural swing of thependulum from the smug complacency of the Victorian era. Theaccepted standards and certainties of that age have been exposedto the querying, relentlss frankness of this; and, as a result, many ofthe standards have toppled over altogether and the certainties havebcome uncertaii ties. These uncretainties have revolutionized themoral outlook of the modern. His moral values have been alteredand changed, the articulate outlines that used to enclose vices andvirtues have lost their articulateness. The modern has detected thefalsity and futility of scores of old standards and dogmas; and hisirritation at the discovery has been so great that he has refused toaccept them. This mental anarchy has left him with no establishedand recognized moral code: and life for him at the present mo¬ment is extremely unstable and fluid and unsatisfactory.Truly, “the condition of the world is on the nerves of theyoung.” And the older generation on whom the Victorian agecast its shadow looks with much discomforture upon the restlessnessof the young, upon their unremitting quest for what they thamselvesknow not, upon their merciless and unashamed examination of civi¬lization in all of its ramifications good and bad. The conditionof the young is on the nerves of the older generation; so much th'atsome are even advocating and espousing a return to Victorian stab¬ility and ideals. The recent gift presented by John D. Rockefeller,Jr., “to be used to promote the religious idealism of the studentsof the University” is a result of this perturbation on the part of th'eelders. The older generations always succeeded in finding calm andserenity in religion, why not the young?Where is this Age of Disillusion headed for? It must be go¬ing towards stability of some sort—that seems the inevitable reac¬tion. But will it be the stability and permanency of the Victoriansort of a stability in which the validity of the facts of life are rec¬ognized ? We are inclined to doubt that it will be the former. THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. JANUARY 29, 1929BOTH NEWAMERICAN EXPRESSSERVES STUDENTSWITH NEW TRUCKH. J. Olson, the representative ofthe American Express Railway Com¬pany in the University territory, hasinduced his 'company to equip himwith a new Diamond T six pneumatictired truck in order that he may keeppace with the modern movement which lOWANS SCHEDULEFOOTBALL TEAMSFROM SIX STATESFootball teams frofh six states ap¬pear on the University of Iowa’s 1929eight-game schedule, completed lastweek witli the signing of Carrolll col¬lege of Wisconsin to open the seasonhere Sept. 28.Illinois and Wisconsin each will fur¬nish two teams, while one each willcome from Indiana, Minnesota, Ohioand Michigan.With six Western Conference gamesonly two of which will be played uponthe home gridiron, the Hawkeye cardis the most difficult drawn up in manyseasons.After playing 01 io State Illinois andWisconsin in success, the team willrecuperate two weeks before complet-.ing the season with the Minnesota,Purdue and Michigan contests. TheNov. 2 open date is the first in mid¬season for a number of years.The Monmouth game Oct. 5 orig-I WALTER BLODGEHI Organ InstructionI UNIVERSITY CHAPELI (Apply at the chapel) \ inally was scheduled as the openingcombat, but Coach Burton A. Ingwer-sen decided that another non-confer¬ence game before the opening of theBig Ten season would help his teammore than a game Nov. 2, the halfway point of the championship race.Last fall Iowa also played Mon¬mouth, Minnesota, Ohio State, Wis¬consin, and Michigan, losing only tothe Badgers and Wolverines.This is Iowa’s completed schedule:Sept. 28, Carroll at Iowa City; Oct.5, Monmouth at Iowa City; Oct. 12,Ohio State at Columbus; Oct. 19, Illi¬nois at Iowa City; Oct. 26, Wisconsinat Madison; Nov. 9, Minnesota at IowaCity; Nov. 16, Purdue at Lafayette;Nov. 23, Michigan at Ann Arbor.SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Tuxedo at reason¬able price. Call Stocker, Midway1118.WILL PAY $1.00 an hour for tu¬toring in Education. 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WINNER,8228 Maryland Ave., 1st A'pt., oneblock east of Cottage Gtove Ave.Phone Stewart 1875, Chicago.has spread over the campus.Mr. Olson has been on the Uni¬versity run for approximately twen¬ty years, and relates interesting anec¬dotes of the old days when a womanstudent w'ould arrive with three orfour trunks, as compared with the onethat they bring nowadays. He saysthe new style of clothing has affectedbusiness. “Many more w’omen at theUniversity,’’ says Mr. Olson, “aresending home their laundry now thanin the old days. And when the laun¬dry cases come back they are gener¬ally filled with something heavy thatfeels like cake.’’He is looking forward to the holi¬day season, for he says that a greatmany packages come in and out of histerritory during that time. The endof each quarter spells another periodof extra activity for Mr. Olson,* be¬cause many students have their trunksshipped home by the American Ex¬press.Mr. Olson is always ready to giveinformation about .shipping rates, howpackages should be wrapped, and othersimilar matters. Anyone wishing tocommunicate with him at any time,may leave a message for him at theUniversity Information office. Mr. Ol¬son is qualified to impart informa¬tion on steam ship traveling, travelers’checks, and airplane service.—(adv.)HANDUNG POWERBIG PROBLEM OFU. S.—DR. FOSDICK(Continued from page 1)such financial power as have theAmerican industrialists today. Whatare iliry going to do with it? We can¬not solve the difficulty with Jaws. Allhas to be done through the individualbusiness man.’’Religion EssentialIn conclusion, Dr. Fosdick touchedwe can better handle our power. Nev¬er in the world have any people hadon the problem of the present young¬er generation. “How are the youngmen and women who are entrustedwith more power than any other gen¬eration, going to handle themselves,’’he queried. “Men tend to be what theywish to become. It makes a greatdeal of diffefence whether man thinkshe is a piece pf organic scum, that forthe tfmt being holds a portion of thesurface ’ of one of the miner planetsor whether he believes himself to be ason of God. I have no quarrel withdetails of morals, but I do fear for ageneration that believes itself to be apiece of organic scum.’’“If adversity should fall upon thisnation again we would be drawn to¬gether and our morale would be per¬fect. But. we arc not facing adversity.We are facing the problem of hand¬ling power. If with an increase inthis power, there is an increase instabilit}’, well and good. A kiddie caris less powerful than ii an airplane.We arc going to run airplanes and notkiddie cars.”THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. JANUARY 29. 1929The TempestWith the growth of football as acommercial enterprise and with its en¬trance into the fi;ld of Big Business,numerous reformers and men genuine¬ly interested in the game have ex¬pressed the opinion that scoutingshould be eliminated. And by scout¬ing they mean watching a future op¬ponent play, study his strength andweakness with the idea of beatinghim at some later date and then drillyour team with the knowedge youhave thus picked ,up. These reformersdon’t like that. It makes football toobusiness like. An element of secrecyenters in. It isn’t fair, it isn’t humane,ords. And so these big time boys haveit isn’t conducive to perlect rec-toured the country spreading theabove mentioned propaganda. It hadits effect. Numerous tilts in the fallwere conducted under the no scoutingrule. The idea seemed quite goodBut first let us tel you about a littlestory Fritz Crisler told us in the gymthe other day....It seems that our own Fritz whois head of the espionage branch of ourathletic department decided to go outone fine day in the company of anotherBig Ten coach to see Purdue play somesmall college. The purpose behind thetour of inspection being, “Stagg FearsPurdue.” The mentors after a quiteuneventful trip arrived at their destin¬ation and received a very cordial wel¬come from the Boilermaker coach towhom they had wired the news oftheir coming. The next day the twovisitors received two seats on the fiftyyard line a good ways up with thecompliments of the Purdue athleticdepartment. Right here allow us totake time out to explain to our gentlereaders that seats on the fifty yardline a good ways up are the best seatsto be had. So don’t laugh yet. Fritzand his buddy got to their seats andstarted to watch the game. Now thestudents at Purdue are very nice, andso are the teachers. But now we cometo the townspeople who never passany remarks about anything. They al¬ways welcome their rivals with ajuicy tomato and the hearty cry of“Joe Bananas” and “Where’s theMonk?” Now it seems that a groupof these extremely nice people espiedFritz and recognized him, despite thefact that he wasn’t wearing his PhiBete pin. With a hungry roar themob was upon him. However the na¬tional guard managed to quieten themultitude sufficiently so that theystopi)ed . bouncing bumps upon thegentleman in question. All is not overyet. After the troops had been re¬moved the crowd decided to use themore peaceful or boycott method.Upon a given signal the entire mobarose and kept standing, thus com¬pletely blotting out the playing fieldfrom the eyes of the intruders. Fritzand his pal might just as well havebeen in China for all the good it didhim. After staring at the vast and as¬sorted array of backs in front of him,Fritz took a walk, cursing (?), cursing(?), cursing (?), and cursing(?). Andthe funny part about it all is thatFRITZ STILL BELIEVES INSCOUTING.Well, anyhoo..like the Scotch saywe think that scouting is really agood thing. If it would be eliminatedthere would be constant suspicion andhatred. Schools would accuse eachother of spying and all other equallydeadly crimes. A graduate of oneschool could not witness the athleticcontest of another without being look¬ed upon as an intruder. This thingcould be carried tar enough to ruin thegame. Let things be as they ai;e. Letus scout. Let us get advance dope onthe other track teams so that thefreshmen football players will havesomething to do. Let us scout. Letus WOLVERINES LEADCONFERENCE RACEWITH FOUR WINSMaroon-Iowa Tilt OnlyGame for ThisWeekBIG TEN STANDINGSW. L.Michigan 4 0Wisconsin 5 1Purdue 5 1Ohio State 3 2Iowa 2 2Northwestern 2 3Indiana 2 3Ilinois 2 3Chicago 0 5Minnesota 0 SAbout this time every year the bas¬ketball season takes a decided slump.All the schools except Chicago andOhio State are on the semester sys¬tem, and at this time they are in themidst of mid terms and mid term ex¬aminations. This week will see onlyone tilt between Iowa and Chicago thisSaturday.This game will have no bearing atall on the conference tasnding, andtherefore the above table will standfor two weeks instead of the usual twodays. Michigan is .securely lodged infirst place with its four victories andno defeats. The permanence of theirposition is not so secure, however.Wisconsin and Purdue have bothplayed one more game than the Wolverities and have suffered one one de¬feat. The championship promises tobe very close this year, and the endof the .season ought to see some verythrilling tilts.In the non-conference game lastweek Northwestern which has beenplaying by fits and spurts all year, beatthe powerful Notre Dame quintet bythe narrow margin of 27 to 24.The rest of the teams are prettymuch out of the running for the cham¬pionship. Outside of the three leadersthe best records are those of OhioState who since their victory overChicago stand at 3 won and 2 lost, andIowa with a 2-2 split. Chicago is onlyconsoled by the fact that Minnesotahas the same lowly standing that theyhave, zero in victories and five defeatsin as many starts.Chicago will have an opportunity toredeem itself to some degree whenthey meet Iowa this week. As thereare no other games scheduled, this tiltwill hold the attention q£. the wholeconference. Pat Kelly to PickBowlers for MeetOn Thursday, February 28, theWestern Conference BowlingTournament promoted by OhioState University will be held ateach of the*Big Ten Schools. Thefive best bowlers among the Un¬dergraduate body at Chicago willbe selected by Pat Kelly footballcaptain, and student in charge ofbowling. The total pins for threegames will determine the teamscore.One faculty member from eachuniversity will witness the matchand certify 4o the accuracy of thescore and report. In order that thefeeling of actual competition willseem more real to the bowlers allmatches are to be bow’led on thesame evening after S. Nn entry feewill be charged and Ohio State of¬fers to furnish the trophy to thewinning team.NEW EVENT ADDEDTO DilNOIS MEETComplete Plans for Big PlayCarnivalAdding a new event in the form ofa special 320 yards high hurdles shut¬tle relay and offering a new teamtrophy of high artistic merit, the Uni¬versity of Illinois has completed plansfor its tw’elfth annual indoor relaycarnival, the largest competition of itskind.The shuttle relay will be open touniversity and college teams of fourmen, each running 80 yards. As usual,four university races top the program,relays. There are three college relays,one, two and four miles and medleyone and two miles and medley and amile relay for high schools.Ten special events will be contested:75 yards dash and low and high hur¬dles; 300 yards lOtX) yards and 1500meters run; high and broad junip.s;shot put and pole vault. YEARUNG CAGESQUAD TO MEETVARSITY TODAYEvery Man On Team ToGet Chance InPractice TiltCoach Crisler’s freshman Basket¬ball team, having undergone a stren¬uous period'of training will take onthe Varsity tomorrow afternoon atBartlett. Every man on the yearlingsquad will be given an opportunity toplay against the veterans.Twenty men from all over the Unit¬ed States incuding Indiana composethe green shirt team. From this re¬gion of basketball supremacy comeAshley, guard, Norris, forward ofFrankfort, Indiana, Kowalski, guard,from East Chicago, and Stephenson,forward of Elkhart, Indiana. Snude-man, center is from Portland, Oregon,Campere, forward is from Weslaco,Texac, Bunge, forward from LaCrosse,Wisconsin an Thompson, forwardfom Akansas City. Those from Chi¬cago and vicinity are Foster, guard,Hyde Park; Stagg, forward, U. High;Temple, guard. Oak Park; Hoagland,center. Oak Park; Carpenter, center,Hyde Park; Wein, center, Austin;Schlifke, forward, Englewood; Fraid-er, guard, Lindblom; Surquist, center,Senn; McGath, guard, Deerfield-Shields; Yates, forward, Lindblom;and Olson, forward, Morgan Park.In the all-around championship ver¬satile athlete wil compete in the 75yards dash and hurdles, high andhroad jumps, 880 yards run, shot putand pole vault.The new trophy, a circular bronzeplaque 18 inches in diameter, mountedon fine wood, is the work of Prof. C.E. Bradbury of the university art de¬partment. The design shows the IHini Indian of tradition extending the handof welcome to the relay racers.Illinois’ huge armory with its sixand three-quarters laps to the mile cin¬der track will be the scene of the clas¬sic meet, as usual, and upwards of 75institutions will enter approximately750 athletes. The pick of the Big TenBox Six. Missouri Valley, Little Nine¬teen and other conferences will headthe field with representatives of theeast and south also included.\ time limit of two hours has beenset again for the main meet, compris¬ing the university relays and specialevents, which will be held at night. Thecollege and high school relays, all-around championship and prelimin¬aries in the special events wil be run offin the afternoon.C. D. (Chick) Werner former Il¬linois track captain and star hurdler,is manager and Ed. Zelle, student man¬ager of the carnival. Avery Brundage,former Illinois track athlete, has beenselected as referee again and Dr. W.J. Monilaw as starter.BXBCUnVBI8BC1UETA1I1ALTRAININOTERESA DOLANBENSMTTZDORFSchool of Dandng1S«8 B. Urd 8TBBBTTelepbon* H. P. 8080B«cinnen CUmc*Wedaaadajr and FridayPRIVATE LESSONS ANYTIME Spaclal College CUaMaai.'anacd ao •• not to eon-ifet with eulloge work. EnroUmoat Umlt«0 to highwhool graduatoa or aqolralent. 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Eleven Games onTonight’s 1. M. CardIntramural Ba.sketball Schedulefor Today:7:15—Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. DeltaChi—A.Ponies vs. Alpha Sigma' Phi—A.Beta Theta Pi vs. Alpha EpsilonPi—A.8:00—Zeta Beta Tau vs. Macs—B.Kappa Sigma vs. Juniors—A.Sigma Chi vs. Zeta Beta Tau—A.8:45—Acacia vs. Medics—A.Phi Gamma Delta vs. Phi DeltaTheta—B.9:30—Delta Upsilon vs. Phi Pi Phi—A.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Phi BetaDelta—B.Kappa Xu vs. Delta Upsilon—B.PURDUE NEHERSRENEW PRACTICEPrepare for Last Half ofRaceFollowing a complete week’s layoffin which their athletic activity hasbeen confined to slide rule contortionsand pencil pushing in preparation forfinal examinations, the members ofCoach Ward Lambert’s Purdue basket¬ball squad started light drill yesterdayafternoon iii order to get back in shapefor the resumption of basketball ac¬tivity here on February 11 against theFJvansville Aces. Handed their firstBig Ten setback of the season by DocMeanwell’s rangy Badger crew, theBoilermakers are hopeful of again hit-ting the stride that characterized theirearly season play.Although Purdue is still well up inthe title-defending Boilermakers stillface the toughest half of their sched¬ule. The Boilermakers will jump backinto the Big Ten race on February 16against the dangerous Northwesterncrew at Evanston and then hurry hometo meet Indiana here on February 18in a game that can not be brandedanything but a toss-up. In the thirdgame in ess than a week the Lam-bertmen wdl meet Ohio at Columbuson Februar,> 22 in the initial clash ofthe season of the two foes and thenjourney to Madison on February 25 toattempt to get even with Wisconsinfor the defeat suffered here.The schedule will be completedagainst Illinois at Urbana on March MAROON MATMENPREPARE TO FACEMINNESOTA TEAMMatch Should Be Close;Gophers DefeatedBy AmesThe Maroon wrestlers will tacklethe Gophers Saturday at the Minne¬sota stronghold. Neither team seemsto hold a decided advantage. The Min¬nesota grapplers have been beaten byAmes, but, according to Mr. Vorres,that doesn’t mean much. The Gopherteam has four old men back, the restare new.The Varsity and the frosh will havea workout today in preparation forthe battle on Saturday. This conflictought to get the wrestlers in good con¬dition and keep up their fightingform. Tomorrow afternoon CoachVorres will have a tryout to determinewhich men will make the trip to Min¬neapolis. One man will be chosen ineach weight and possibly an alternatein the 118, 18 and 168 pound classes.Chuck Himan and Louis Levine arethe only men who are injured. Himansuffered his injuries during the tourna¬ment with the Chicago parks and playgrounds. Levine is nursing a cauli¬flower ear. The rest of the squad isready for the fray.In the parks and playgrounds meet,the Chicago who placed were the fol¬lowing: Fuchs won and Winning tooknd in the 118 pound class; in the 138,Jorgenson, a freshman captured 3rd;Garrigan and Bradley placed amongthe 148 pounders; Froberg got 3rdin the 17 pound class; and in theheavyweights, Sonderby, Wattenbergand Tankersley copped the places.The prospects of the Avrestlers seemto be pretty fair. Coach Vorres isquite satisfied with the way the menare coming itno shape.2 and Ohio here on March 4.Four out of the si.x remaining cham¬pionship games will be played on for¬eign courts, and one of the homegames, with Indiana, wil be played onthe Jefferson high school floor, whichis hardly more familiar to the Boiler¬makers than a foreign hardwood.Although Wisconsin held StretchMurphy, Purdue center, to four pointsin the last game the sensational Boil-erm'^ker pivot man is far in the lead inthe individual scoring race with 80points and still stands a good chanceof breaking the Big Ten record of 133set by Johnny Miner, of Ohio, in 1925.indermereWINDERMERE - WESTFronting South' on Jackson Park1614 East 56th StreetCHICAGO’S MOST HOMELIKE HOTEL- - - offers - - -SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTSHospitality is the outstanding Characteristic of theWindermer-e and all that this hotel has to offer is availableto you as a student. 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