“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” Batli’ illaroon Mirror vocal tryoutsTuesday.Vol. 28. No. 52. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY. JANUARY 18. 1929 Price Five CentsEditor’s note: We just couldn’tget the belly old feature page outfor just lots of reasons, and so we’reprinting a few notes in this columnon the drama in Chicago, by TigerVan Deusen and Miss Iris Goodman.AN ACTOR IS SEENBy Tiger Van DeusenI went to the Cube the other night.I went with the intention of kill¬ing an otherwise dull evening.I saw an actor.The tale is therefore told. Furtherelaboration would be absurd—but—after all. there’s a devil of a lot ofspace yet to fill.There is a negro. Charles Gilpinby name, who has given to theAmerican stage some of the greatestpresentations of the playwright’s artever seen. Gilpin, as O’Neil's “Em¬peror Jones’’ was unforgetable. Therewere gaucheries of course, Clark hasnot yet had the experience to pre¬sent the finished, polish ;d work ofGilpin or Robeson. Isaac Clark ofthe University college is an actor, intime he will be a great actor. Kis¬met.* « <1The Cube is esconced neatly if notcomfortably in a small store build¬ing at 1538 East 57th Street. TheCube I gather is an embryonic artcenter. If so. it conceals it well.The walls are a trifle flaky and theentire mess is covered with a splotchyjob of black paint. Pictures arehung all over. I suppose some ofthem are good. Various people wentout of their way to assure me thatsuch was the case. I am no criticColes Philips being the zenith of myartistic yearnings but some of thedisplay was admired volubly by my¬self. The main attraction of theCube before the plays open is a hugephonograph. A lovely phonogi'aph.A passionate phonograph. A phono¬graph kmong phonographs. It chor¬tles the St. Louis Blues. I like theSt. Louis Blues.There were three other plays be¬side “The Dreamy Kid.’’ They weregood in their way, the Little Theatreway, but they paled into insignifi¬cance beside the bit of O’Neillismthat Clark made almost a master¬piece. The supporting cast was ex¬cellent the best portrayal being thatof a lady of light morals whose nameescapes me. She swept on the stagelike a lambent dame and, in the ver¬nacular, he hogged it until Clark’scue stopped the show. A play by anegro cast is always pure emotionbut beautifully expressed. I wouldgive a lot to see Isaac Clark work ona properly equipped stage. Some¬day I will and until then I shall carrythis clipping and exalt him to everyother theatre hound I meet. I don’tlike to wax eulogistic but damnit,the boy’s good! SET WASHINGTON PROM FOR FEB. 15TEAM INVADES ILLINI STRONGHOLDMAROON QUINTETSEEKS INITIALCONFERENCE WINmini Canfident AfterBeating IndianaOutfitDOWNTOWN SHOWSBy Iris GoodmanBefore progressing to an appre¬ciation of plays seen within the lastweek may I call your attention to“Hello Yourself,’’ the collegiate mus¬ical comedy which comes direct fromthe East where it has been the meccaof Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Col¬umbia for the past six months ac¬cording to authoritati/e report. Thecomedy which features Warring’sPennsylvanias, College Humor calledthe perfect college show in its lastedition. The plot centres arounda play writing contest and a stu¬dent’s strike following a faculty edictagainst no gambling or autos. Thecombination of novel, plot, orchestra,and feature dancing should be rea¬son enough for drawing the campusthis week-end and thereafter, at theGrand Opera house.The report of the heavy box officesales at the Selwyn since the open¬ing of “Coquette” during Christmasweek indicates that the popularity ofHelen Hayes is a permanent thing inChicago.This serious melodramatic comedyis a smooth enough vehicle for MissHayes’ talents but to those of uswho despise melodrama parts of it(Continued on page 3) By Morris 1. LeibmanAfter three defeats in as manystarts. Coach Nels Norgren’s Ma¬roon basketball team will entrain to¬day for Champaign where they hopeto ring up their first win of the sea¬son by trouncing the Illini. The Chi¬cago five receives encouragementfrom the fact that the 62 to 26score that they beat Illinois by lastyear was the Big Ten record for thatseason.mini Have Lott TwoThe downstate five has not had avery successful time of it thus far,having been defeated by Ohio Stateand Michigan. But, Illini fans werequite elated when their team beat In¬diana a few days ago. Coach Rubyexplains the two losses by the factthat his team failed to make enoughbaskets. The alibi is pretty sound.We very seldom hear of teams thatdon’t make baskets winning games,but teams that don’t make enoughbaskets generally come in second atlea.st. This should be some concilia¬tion to the boys from the Universityof Illinois.Downctatert RangyCraig Ruby has quite a rangysquad this year, but no where nearthe height of the Purdue aggregation.May, the center, is a product of theChicago high school and has beenplaying some good ball for the Il¬lini. At the guards. Ruby has Capt.Dorn who is playing his usual goodbrand of ball and “Gaga” Mills ofgridiron fame. The forwards havenot been burning up the league but(Continued on page 3) Blackfriars’ BooksDue Today—WarnerManuscripts for this year’sBlackfriar show will not be ac¬cepted after this afternoon, an¬nounced Charles Warner, abbotof the Friars yesterday.To date, six excellent playshave been submitted, according toWarner, and selection of the pro¬duction will be made within twoweeks. Judges, who will make theselection, are Professors PercyHolmes Boynton, James WeberLinn, and Bertram Griffith Nel¬son, all of the English depart¬ment.“No last minute rush for usthis year,” commented Warneryesterday.BRECKINRIDGE ANDABBOTT ATTENDBANQUET TONIGHTDean Edith Abbott of the Schoolof Social Service Administration andDean Sophonisba Breckinridge willbe the guests of honor at the So¬cial Service club’s quarterly dinnerto be given today at 6:30 in IdaNoyes refectory. The alumnae of theschool who are in Chicago have beeninvited to attend the dinner.The history, development and as¬pirations of the social service de¬partment at the University will bediscussed by Miss Abbott and MissBreckinridge.During the winter quarter the reg¬ular departmental teas will be givenon Wednesdays of alternate weeks.The first tea will be held this Wed¬nesday from 4 to 5:30 in the northreception room of Ida Noyes hall. ‘Gov’t, of ChicagoBad but CitizensIntelligent’-KerwinSMITH PROPONENTSSTAY INDEPENDENT The inefficient framework of Chi¬cago’s government and the intelli¬gence of the citizens will be the mainr 'ints of discussion in Professor Jer¬ome C. Kerwin’s lecture on the gov¬ernment of Chicago to be given atthe Art institute this evening.“The framework of Chicago’sgovernment,” said Professor Kerwinin an interview late yesterday, “isvery clumsy and inefficient in the ar¬rangement of its administrative andelective offices.” This is very detri¬mental to the city. The most effec¬tive system of government is one inwhich politics and administration areseparated, as in the manager system.In this plan, policies determined bythe administration are carried outby a manager. Cleveland is one ofthe cities which has adopted this planand found it advantageous.Chicago ranks among the highestin the intelligence and alertness ofher citizens. Their Interest is re¬flected in the number of civic or¬ganizations in the city and their in¬itiative displayed in other organiza¬tions.“Although it is somewhat difficultto make comparisons, taking all inall, Chicago ranks somewhat underthe average. Nevertheless,” said Pro¬fessor Kerwin in his closing state¬ment, “because of that alertness ofthe citizens, evdiences show that Chi-cage has great possibilities.Affiliation with the nationalSmithsonian league or the NationalDemocratic organization was vetoedby the members of the A1 Smith clubafter a discussion lead by ProfessorJerome G. Kerwin of the PoliticalScience department and ClarenceBarnhart, president of the club. Thedecision is that the club will remainindependent and liberal.Dissatisfied with the present namethe members of the club have de¬cided to select a new name and haveappointed a committee to select aname which will be voted on at thenext meeting. ^Lost in the Woods’Subject of SermonBy Dean Mathews“People who find themselves lostin a forest will often start to run,and in doing so, throw away what¬ever they have with them, their gunor coat, and finally reach a state ofinsanity,” said Dean Shailer Mathew?in his sermon, “Getting Lost in theWood,” in the University chapel atnoon today.Dean Mathews used this story ofphysical experience to illustratemental conditions of terror whichare often more disastrous.Coleman ServicesHeld YesterdayMemorial services for Mrs. Alger¬non D. Coleman were conducted byDean Gilkey in the chancel of theUniversity Chapel at 4 yesterdayafternoon. Mr. Andrew.McLaughlin,Mrs. Jessie Heckman HSrschl andMiss Marion Talbot read tributes tothe memory of Mrs. Coleman. Mem¬ber of the Chapel council ushereo. SARTON GIVESFIRST CAMPUSTALK jrONIGHTBelgian Historian Pre¬ceded by Praiseof WorldProfessor George Sarton, authorand lecturer on the history of sci¬ence, known throughout the worldas the most prominent man in hisfield, wil give the first of a seriesof talks tonight at 8:15 in Mandelhall. His subject .will be “The His¬tory of Science and the New Hu¬manism.”Lauded By McLeanFranklin C. McLean, chairman ofthe Department of Medicine, says,in a statement sent to The Daily Ma¬roon concerning the Professor:“Dr. Sarton is doing a great serv¬ice to science in showing the rela¬tion between scientific effort andprogress of culture. He is the out¬standing man in the world in his fieldand we are fortunate in having himleave his difficult task of completinghis History of Science to come tous.”Buried MaterialHis book, “Introduction to the His¬tory of Science,” will be in five vol¬umes, of which the first, “From Hom¬er to Omar Khayyam,” was publish¬ed in 1927. When the Germans camethrough Ghent, Belgium, ProfessorSarton who was then living there andcompiling the notes for this book,was forced to bury all this materialin his garden and flee to England.The notes were not recovered until1919 and were not available for useuntil the middle of 1920.At the institution of people inter¬ested in the History of Science, Dr.(Continued on page 3)Fosdick LectureTickets AvailableTickets for the University Relig¬ious Services on January 27 at whichDr. Harry Emerson Fosdick, pastorof the Riverside Church, New York,will deliver the sermon, may be pro¬cured at the students’ door of thechapel next Monday and Tuesday.The tickets will be given by per¬sonal application only on presenta¬tion of tuition receipts. One ticketwill be given to each student, andtwo tickets to each member of thefaulty.The remainder of the tickets willbe distributee throughout the restof the week. Students are requestednot to apply at the chapel' office.,Dr. Fosdick plans to remkin atthe University the following Mondayand address the student body at 11o’clock. This will be the first all-University meeting of the year. Notickets are required.SET CAP AND GOWNPICTURE SCHEPVLEOrganizations who are to havetheir pictures taken for. the CRpand Gown on Thursday, Jgaiiary24 are as follows: ^Phi Kappa Sigma at 1:00.Psi Upsilon at 1:30.Phi Delta Theta at 2:0D. ^Phi Kappa Psi at 2:30i 'Delta Upsilon at 3:00.Kappa Nu at 3:80. - ^Kappa Sigma at 4:00. .5Phi Gamma Delta at 4i|0. j|Lambda Chi Alpha at 6:00. Expose Alpha DeltBathtub to PublicA bathtub, having all the mark¬ings of belonging to the old Al¬pha Delt house on University av¬enue, now being torn down, isoccupying a venerable position inthe center of the Senior Bench.This shameful exposal of a familyskeleton to the public gaze, is saidthe work of the Beta Freshmen.These pernicious characters areguilty as well of having stolen,by fair means or foul, the cornerstone of the house which was tobe incorporated into the newbuilding. The helpless Alpha Deltsoffered a price for the cornerstone, but the mercenary Betasare holding out for more andmore payment. WINTER FORMALAGAIN AT SOUTHSHORE MLLROOMFisher, Cutter, Hartmanand Allen To PickCommitteesDr. Hardy, NotedMathematician, toLecture MbndayGodfrey H. Hardy, noted Britishmathematician, will lecture Monday,January 21, at 3:30, in Room 37of Ryerson, on a topic selected innumber theory, and the distributionof primes.Since 1919 Dr. Hardy has beenSavilian professor of geometry in theUniversity of Oxford. He is also amember of many British mathemati¬cal and philosophical societies, anda corresponding or foreign memberof societies all over the world, inAmerica, Denmark, Czecho-Siovakia,India, Germany, Russia and others.Dr. Hardy spent the first semesterthis year 'as visiting professor atPrinceton university, and is stoppingto lecture here enroute to take uphis duties for the second semesteras visiting professor at the Cali¬fornia Institute of Technology, onwhose staff is Professor Millikan,formerly of our own faculty.All inttr<>sted are cordilly invitedby the adn. .istration to attend thelecture. Friday, February 15 has been se¬lected for the annual WashingftonPromenade, winter formal, whichwill be held, as last year at the SouthShore Country club. The four lead¬ers who are in charge of arrange¬ments for the event are: right wing,Charles Cutter and Annette Allen;left wing, Robert Fisher and EllenHartman.Tickets On Sale MondayTickets which will sell for $7.76will be placed before the studentbody Monday, January 28. They maybe procured at the University Book¬store, Woodworth’s Bookstore, thebox-office, Ida Noyes hall, from Rob¬ert W. Fisher at The Daily Maroonoffice, and through the various frat¬ernity heads. Allotments of ten tic¬kets will be made to each organiza¬tion next Monday.The committee which will assistthe leaders in planning the prom willbe selected soon, being divided intothe general head of Publicity, Pro¬gram and Tickets committees, SamVan Dyne and William Garvey willcooperate with the leaders in select¬ing these groups.Keep Full DressThe tradition of full dress for theleaders will be continued, despite thethreatened departure last year.Sponsors are being consideredand will be announced at an earlydate. The leaders are also lookingabout the city for the orchestrawhich will be selected within a shorttime.In the past the Washington promhas been held the night before Wash¬ington’s birthday. The change ofdate is an innovation. This dancehas always been remembered forhaving one of the best orchestras inthe city playing. The leaders do notintend to break this tradition, how¬ever.Geology Work Attracts Son ofSpeaker of Polish Parliament toUniversity After;Search for OilBy Norman R. GoldmanStefan Daszynski, the slender six-foot son of the Speaker of the Pol-ioci Parliament, was at home in histiny quarters near the campus. As Iwas ushered into the room, with itsneatness, warmth and soft air offriendliness, I was aware that it re¬flected the man who stood beforeme, clasping my hand firmly andsmiling quietly, almost shyly, as heurged me to remove my coat. Aftera moment of congenialities he wait¬ed respectfully for me to speak. Hewas not used to being interviewed,he said.I asked him why he had enteredthe University.Reynolds BowlingAlleys Now in UseUniversity bowlers will be givena chance to warm up for the Intra¬mural tournament since the openingof the alleys in the Reynolds clubyesterday. The alleys, which are be¬ing run by'Pat Kelly, captain-electof the football team, have been re¬modeled and refinished. Fifteencents per game will be charged aslast year. “The excellent Geology departmentwas the main attraction,” he replied.“Although I have gone to the Schoolof Mines in Poland and to the Uni¬versity of Pittsburgh, where I fin¬ished my undergraduate work in1927, I wish to continue graduateresearch work in my chosen field.Methods for Exploring for Oil.I had heard that he had arrivedat the University last October direct-(Continued on page 3)DELAYED PHOENIXAPPEARS WEDNESDAYWITH NEW FEATURESAll Phoenix saleswomen will meetat the office 12:00-12:30 and from1:30-5:00 for instructions. The us¬ual prizes will be offered for highestsales, and commissions will be paidto the saleswomen.The delayed issue of the Phoenixwill appear Wednesday. This issue isthe consolidation of the Decemberand January magazines, occasionedby the closing of the University be¬cause of the flu.The new issue contains featurearticles, by William T. Beauchantand another “Chicago’s Bohemia.”Page Two THE DAILY MARCXJN, FRIDAY. JANUARY 18. 1929alt|[^ iatlg iietrnanFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring; quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$S.OO per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Elntered as second class ntatter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March S, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCha.ke H. Good — News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. MeConnaek -.News EditorLeon J. Baer Day EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett -.Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald __Da7 EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley —Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett —Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EditorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarion E. White —Sophomore EditorMargaret Eastman Senior ReporterAlice Torrey Society EMitor SPORTS DEVARTMEFTlAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss — Sophomore EditorBmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESSEarle M. Stocker....Robert NicholsonLouis ForbrichWilliam KincheloeLee LoventhalRobert MayerFred TowsleyAbe BlinderRobert Shapiro DEPARTMENTAdvertising ManagerCirculation ManagerCirculation Assistant... Circulation Assistant—.Office ManagerDowntown CopyDowntown CopyLocal CopyLocal CopyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand sckolarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences. ,4. Erection of a field house.5. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.HERE AND THEREColgate Unknown to themselves. 30 successful cheatersat Colgate university have in the last year been studied by ProfessorBrownell as laboratory specimens, showing the mental and emotion¬al traits of college men who cheat at exams and get away with-it. Eighty per cent of the group were found to be more psychroneus-otic, or more emotionally unstable, than the campus average. Morethan half fell below the college average in intelligence, and the ma¬jority belong to the type known as psychological extroverts—that isgood social mixers and those more inclined to activity than thinking.More than half of college cheating would be eliminated if thispsychological type could be kept without the gates, according toProfessor Brownell, With the type would go most of the “all-around” college men who shine in team and track contests, gleeclubs, dramatic productions, and other bookless college activities,the professor believes.Wesleyan Professor Landis of the psychology depart¬ment there recently concluded from overhearing a number of streetconversations the English man adapts his conversation to the fav¬orite topic of the woman while in America the reverse is true. “How¬ever,’’ says the Daily Princetonian, “there seems to be some jus¬tification for this, since statistics show that the interests of Eng¬lish' women, in conversation at least, are more diversified than thoseof the American sisters. ” And we conclude that the Daily Prince¬tonian does not seem to be doing right by our HI’ Nell.Southern California The latest educational venture hereis a “commuters’ school.” Several educational institutions in thatregion have combined to offer courses to suburbanites for studywhile traveling to and from their work. TTie next logical step in this direction that suggests itself to us isthe institution of college professorsas conductors on these trains. Assuch the professor while collectingfares is in a position to answer com¬muters' questions concerning the na¬ture of world and man.Notre Dame .... Co-eds are a lia¬bility, according to Knute Rockne,famous coach, who attributes his suc¬cess to the fact that there are noneof them at Notre DamC. “She takesa lot of the athlete’s time, either atthe expense of his studies, his play¬ ing, or his sleep.” We should haveno apprehension concerning our ath¬letic teams on this score at least, forour style sheet informs us that thereare no co-eds here: ’*Co-eds go toNorthwestern; women to Chicago.”* * * *Dalla* The players that rep¬resented the Big Six in the footballgame against the Southwest Confer¬ence representatives on New Year’sDay were awarded wrist watchesand also the sweaters and socks theyISBCIUCTAIUALTRADflNO.ialColWs* ClmaMaamuivad ao ■■ not to eoo-wMieuUoco work. EorolloMBtHmltodtohicb•rhool irraduatao or. aqaivaiont. Coodoenttonol.PtKnu Slot* mi fur purtitmtartSCMOOL «ai Wortli Wifcnoli AoooMlDo^ O. M. CNiCnMspocu(net w CHfictal CoUe^BPEATEBNITY(JewelryBat^jea-J^in^s-hloDeliieaWARBEN PIPER AOQ31 H. STATB ST. INGLESIDE APTS.6026 Ingleside Ave.Single Rooms $4.50 up. HouseKeeping Suites $7.50 up. Ac-commadations for studentssharing rooms as low as $2.50per week. COHANSGRAND NifhU 8:20Mat. Sat. NOWFredWARING GEORGE CHOOS Says. CYCLONICE 1 H ^ MUSICALCl .Ji » COMEDYYOURSELF Xti# hitwithVirginiaWATSONCarlRANDALLandWARING’SPENNSYLVANIANSSnappieat. Peppiest Chorus In Town used in the games. Furthermorethey had their expenses paid includ¬ing any sundry articles they wishedto purchase. They stayed at the Dal¬las Country Club where they had four Cadillacs a ttheir disposal. Thenight” after the game they attendeda party in their honor with the creamof Dallas beauties for their dates.Oh football’s a rough game!orabtirHyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawa At«.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 2011 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discnision Groapa.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.CHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan Avehue. Sunday, January 2011 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak on“Has Science Destroyed Love?”Service broadcast by WCFLWave Length, 309.1 meters,970 kc.All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome.Hjrde Park Pretbjrtar-tan ChurdiRalph Mardiall DavisMinister.Blackstone Ave. and 53rd St.10:00 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.5:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea I6:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting i8:00 p. m.—Evensong ani» 57th jSStreetOon O^den Oo^t — IHin’stcrSUNDAY, JANUARY 20, 19291 I A. M.—“The Meaning of Beauty.”6 P. M.—Channing Club, Meadville House.Hyda Park Congraga-tkmal CiMnrcliDorchester Ave. and St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 2011 o’clock—“Wanted: Hopeful¬ness.”6 p. m.—Scrooby Club for YoungPeople.“The Making of Contacts inSocial Service Work.”7:45 p. m.—Evening service inDewhurst Hall.Motion picture program: “AsWe Forgive.”University students invited. RELIGIOUSSOCIETY OFFRIENDSHilton Chapel Meetingfor Worship3 p. m.January 20, February3 and 17GOINGT OCHURCH1 SGOOD FOR YOU EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 6StkThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. ni.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students arc welcome. Dailyservices.The Church ofThe RedeemerKtli anrf BlackstensREV. JOHN HENRY HOT KINS. D. D..University Student Pastor:Rev, W. C. DownerAssistant /Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. m., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,.’:30 p. m.Confirmation section for adults4 p. m., Sundays.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel service.St. Paul’s Church••ta mS DuuAmtmParish Offies: 4946 Dorehsstsr Atsum.■fsl. OakIsaS IlMREV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersRev. Otis C. JacksonSunday SarviaaaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 0:80 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service. 5 p. m.Young Peoplea’ Boeiaty, • fw m.Woodlawn Park Metfiodid Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenna at 64tli SLGILBERT S. COX PartorSUNDAY, JANUARY 20, 19299:45—Sunday SchooLMorning 11 o’clock—’’The Discovery of Spiritual Truth.”5:30 P. M.—Epworth League.7:45 P. M.—Miss Winifred Chappell.Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Exlward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and EducationSUNDAY, JANUARY 20, 1929Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—"Religion and Cities.”Wranglers 5:30 P, M.——Discussion of the “Literature onHealth.”HAPPINESS AHEAD! SPEED OVER THEICE ON NICKEL FLASH SKATES FROMWOODWORTH’SAND YOU’LL FIND THE THRILL IN SKATING\1311 E. 57th St. Hyde Park 1690THE DAILY MARCX>N. FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1929FENaNG TEAM FACESMILWAUKEE SQUADIN PRACTICE MEET ATHENAEUMLed by Captain Elmer Friedman,conference champion in the foils, theChicago team is out to retain its BigTen title. The team has been weak¬ened bf the loss of last year’s cap¬tain, Hadley Kerr, who graduated,and of Bill Nash, conference sabrechampion, who is now a Rhodesscholar at Oxford, where he is on thevarsity team and loca Ichampion inIn addition to Capt. Friedman,Coach R. V. Merrill has Ed. Wallace,who will compete in the foil andepee competitions; Jim Steere andSam Goldberg, who compete withfoil and epee; Don Bickley, firststring man in sabre, and Joe Eisen-drath, an epee and foil fencer.Tomorrow night the Maroon fenc¬ing team will open its season whenit meets the Milwaukee “Y” squadat Bartlett. The Badger institutionalways presents a strong aggregationand will, in al probability, give CoachMierrill’s men p|lenjty of trouble.”The “Y” team has already had ac¬tive competition and me the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin last week. (Continued from page 1)make us turn slightly cynical. Theinterpretation of part compensatesfor any fault to be found with playconstruction. ‘The Royal Family comes to theHarris with the departure of the WarSong the second week in February.That the play is written by EdnaFerber and George S. Daufman is agood indication for the popularity ofanother Jed Harris production.George Arliss comes to theStudebaker next Monday night fortwo short weeks in “The Merchantof Venice.” I need say nothingmore.“Six Charcters in Search of anAuthor,” by Pirandello is attractingmuch attention at the Goodman the¬atre. It will be reviewed among oth¬er things in this dislocated colyumnext week.MAROON QUINTETSEEKS INITIALCONFERENCE WIN(Continued from page 1)have been playing a consistent game,with the offense centering aroundHow and Harper, who will drawdown the assignments for those po¬sitions. The Illinois aggregation isfeaturing the short pass system andthe delayed offense, which meansthat the Maroon guards will havetheir hands full.Maroons ImprovedThe Maroon team ought to func¬tion much more effectively againstthe downstate quintet than it didagainst either Purdue or Wisconsin,two outfits entirely too tall for Nor-gien’s men. As usual the Chicagooffense will center around Capt. Vir¬gil Gist. Gist played a beautifulgame against Tenhopen of Wiscon¬sin when it came to getting the ballon the jump, but his effectiveness atringing up points was curtailed by adark young man of this city whosework as a Badger guard has arousedfavorable comment everywhere.Changnon and Kaplan will undoubt¬edly draw the assignments for theforward positions. Norgren has anabundance of guards, but the prob¬able starting pair will be Fish andCrawford. However, Cooper whoran wild against Illinois last yearwill be waiting to get into the gamewith Abbott and Blattburg. SARTON GIVES FIRSTCAMPUS TALK TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)Sarton was brought to the UnitedStates in 1915. For a while he livedin Washington, but he is now work¬ing under the auspices of the Car¬negie Institution and in the HarvardLibrary. He has an appointment atHarvard where he gives one coursea year and one course every twoyears at Radcliffe.GEOLOGY WORK ATTRACTSSON OF SPEAKER OF POLISHPARLIAMENT TO UNIVERSITY(Continued from page 1)ly after an eighteen month oil ex¬ploration project in South America,I asked him whether he had locateda bonanza.“That’s a big secret,” and he smil¬ed.I wanted other details.“Here’s something I got in theVenezulean wilds that might inter¬est you,” he remarked as he openeda bureau drawer. The something,which he took from a mysteriouswhite sack, was the skin of an eigh¬teen foot, medium sized. Anacondawhich he had killed in the water witha shotgun, and which he had prepar¬ed for preservation. Several otherwhite containers held smaller speci-ments of other water snakes.He opened his South American al¬bum. “You won’t recognize tl is man,’he laughed, as he pointed to a whiteexplorer in a heavy black beard.“That’s yourself,” I guessed, al¬though his lean handsome face wascleanshaven, and he laughed again.In other pictures I saw him amongsome monkeys standing beside asnake that had just crushed a calfTHE GARMENTS DESIGNEDAND EXECUTED BY FINCHLEYFOR COLLEGIATE USAGE EM¬BRACE THE MOST APPROPRIATE, CORRECT AND DESIR¬ABLE ITEMS OF SIYLE. DISTIN¬GUISHED AND INCOMPARABLE.FORTY^FIVE DOLLARSAND MOREtailored AT FASHION PARK. NATS • HABERDASHERYCOLLEGE REPRESENTATIVE SHOESTED WOLFTHEJackson Boulevard East of State to death, watching an alligatorcombat with a serpent, and sittingat a jungle repast with other beard¬ed explorers.“I left South America after afight with Maleria fever,” he said,“and I came to the University.”“Does your father aid you finan¬cially?” I inuired.“Oh no. Ever since I entered theSchool of Mines in Poland I havesupported myself. In Europe, dur¬ing the summer vacations, I didmanual labor in the mines of Swe¬den, Poland, and Roumania. When Iwent to the University of PittsburghI tended furnaces, wiped dishes, anddid other things to earn my way. Al¬though I still have some money sav¬ed from my Venezuelan trip, I amlooking for a part time position now.”“I hope you get one,” I said, andwas sorry that I did not have one tooffer him.1928 IsaacWalton GoesPoetic NowBingham, MaineJan. 31,1928When you’ve planned a trip forfishing.And you’ve spent a lot of kale.Bet the whole of your vacationOn some advertiser’s taleAnd you fish a lake of beautyHidden in a land of dreams.Where the air is clean as sunshineHaunted by songs of crystal streams.Comes the moment when you’recastingAnd a smasher hits your line.Then you play him like a gamesterWith the battle going fine.Till a snag, a yank, and silenceAnd the line is hanging slack,While you grit your teeth and whistleAnd reel the fishline back.Take the pipe and fill with Edgeworth,Light her up and learn to mnThen by gum you are electedTo the Club of Try Agin!A. R. M., Jr.EdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, January 18Radio lecture: “American Litera¬ture.” Professor Percy H. Boynton,8 A. M., WMAQ.University Religious Service: DeanShailer Matthews, 12. UniversityChapel.Public Lecture (downtwn): “TheGovernment of the City of Chicago.”Assistant Professor Jerome G. Ker-win, 6:45, The Art Institute.Public Lecture: “The History ofScience and the New Humanism.”George Sarton, Sc. D., Associate ofthe Carnegie Institute, 8:15, LeonMandel Assembly Hall.A Short Hikefrom Cobb Hall .A brisk jaunt southwestward,ho! And there you are at Lyon& Healy’s—the music store ofWoodlawn. Matters not whetheryou re studying harmony or likeyour harmony with the irresistibleSax, here you’ll find “every¬thing known in music.” Port¬able Radios and Phonographs;newest record releases; songhits; Banjos; Ukes. Do stop in.Pay by the MonthIf You WishWoodlawn Store870 East 63rd St.Open Evenings till 9 P. 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Youare taught to play by note in reg¬ular professional chord style. Inyour very first lesson you will beable to play a popular number bynote.SEND FOR IT ON APPROVALThe “Hallmark Self-Instructor,”is the title of this method. Eightyears were required to perfect thisgreat work. The entire coursewith the necessary examinationsheets, is bound in one volume. Thefirst lesson is unsealed which thestudent may examine and be hisown “JUDGE and JURY.” Thelater part of the “Hallmark Self-Instructor,” is sealed.Upon the student returning anycopy of the “Hallmark Self-In¬structor” with the seal un-brokenwe will refund in full all moneypaid.This amazing Self-Instructor willbe sent anywhere. You do not needto send any money. When youreceive this new method of teach¬ing music. Deposit with the Post¬man the sum of ten dollars. If youare not entirely satisfied, the moneypaid will be returned in full, uponwritten request. 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