“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE’* mt Hailp JRaroon Brady heads Intel*-fraternity council.Vol. 28. No. 51. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, JANUARY 17, 1929 Price Five Cent*Editor’s note: Evidently some*body’s just paid his tuition, and ^heidea of parting with the bucks has jnot especialy pleased him. Periodic* jally some young buck rises amongst jus, unfolds himself to the full heightof his manly stature, shakes his fist jat the battlemented towers, and lets iflow a string of voluble anathemas, )indicting the University in generaland its Extortion Department inparticular of high treason againstthe cause of humanity. Occasionallythis whole business of gettin’ eddi*cated gripes us too. FORMULATE SOCIAL SERVICE PLANBrady New Council PresidentDOLLARS AND SENSEbyThe Celebrating Celibate“The king was in his countinghouse, counting out the money . .I don’t know whether Mother Gooseever went to the University of Chi¬cago, but she never spoke a truerwork if she didn’t. She may havewatched those five momentous daysthat begin each quarter here fromher perch in the skies, however, andgot a brilliant idea from the line ofsqueezing, scolding scholars who jshove one hundred iron men through |a cage and get a slip of red paper inreturn which gives them the privi¬lege of joining the elecfr-and cursingGod’s creation for a monotonoushubbub.You know what I am talkingabout. We both have stood therewith the rest and ruefully seen our |hard earned cash fade away into the CHANGES MADEIN CONSTITUTIONOF GR^ BODYVirgil Mills Elected toSucceed Brady asTreasurerPaul Brady was elected presidentof the Interfraternity council lastnight to fill the vacancy left by theresignation of Verlon B. Meskimen,who had held the office since hiselection last spring. Brady’s term ofoffice expires at the time of the reg¬ular election of officers for nextyear. The new president was treas¬urer of the council up to the timeof his election.Virgil Mills was elected to theposition of treasurer of the councilto fill Brady’s qnexpired term. Millsis the representative of Sigma Nuon the council.Constitution ChangedThe constitution of the Interfrat- Kedroff TicketsOn Sale Jan. 28Tickets for the Kedroff Quar¬tet concert to be given February20 at 8 in the new chapel, willgo on sale Monday, January 28 inMandel hall.At the appearances of the Chi¬cago Symphony concert in Man-del hall on Feb. 5 and 15 specialsalespeop.j will be designated tosell tickets for the Kedroff concert to the audience. Tickets mayalso be proured at Lyon andHealy’s, the University book.store,Woodworth’s and at Burt Clark’s.All seats will be priced at one dol¬lar and none will be reserved. Council OutlivesChapel Activities .Of Winter Termunsatiated coffers. And then we j ernity council was changed to allow the history f science, was added tohave gone back to our bare rooms j the group more power in its dealings the chorus yesterday when Professorand studied Nietzsche, and Brown- I with the council members, and the Esmond R. Long of the Departmenting, and Goethe, and all the rest, and j organizations they represent. The of Pathology sent a statement to Theslipped through by the skin of our ! new constitution will be presented Daily Maroon. Professor Sarton willteeth. Well, don’t forget—that will ' at the various fraternity meetings give three lectures at the University, A meeting of the Chapel Councilwas held recently at the home ofDean and Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey todetermine its progi’am of activities Ifor 'the ensuing quarter. Besides jthe customary duties of ushering at Ispecial Chapel services, the Council, |as interpreters of the Chapel, willendeavor to bring the student bodyinto closer appreciation and sympa¬thy with the Chapel program.To this end Dean Gilkey is plan¬ning to have various groups of stu¬dents meet at his home with mem¬bers of the Council and Faculty forinformal evenings. Members of theGrail are invited on Jan. 26, the Ma¬roon staff for the evening of Jan.31. In addition. Dean Gilkey is plan¬ning three evenings for the discus¬sion of religious problems by mem¬bers of the Council, themselves.^ Problems relating to modern relig-. . ious and social situations will be theAnotherfaculty voice raised .nan. consideration,ticipation of the advent of Professor discussions will be led byGeorse Sarton, Belgian authority on : authorities.A program committee to Change UntermeyerLecture to Feb. 12Loui* Untermeyer, anthologistand poet, will discuss “The NewEra in American Poetry,’’ in thefourth of the series sponsored hyThe Forge, Tuesday, February 12,at Mandel hall. The date, origin¬ally /set for February 19, wasmoved up a week in deference tothe Kedroff Quartet concert spon¬sored by the Undergraduate coun¬cil.Advance reservations can bemade now by writing The Forge,5758 Ellis Ave. Tickets will goon sale two weks before the lec¬ture at the University Bookstore,Woodworth’s, Burt Clark’s, andthe Argus Bookshop. COMMISSION OFMEN WILL GUIDESCAMPU^AFFAIREngel, Abbott, Cutteron Committee forNominationsEsmond R. LongHails Lecture byProfessor Sarton Noted GeographerBecomes MemberOf Campus Stafftakeehaige of all Council activities wasselected by Russell Whitney, presi¬dent of the Counil. The membersare Leila Whitney, chairman, An- Professor Griffith Archer Taylor,ethnologist and climatologist, andformer head of the department ofGeography at Sydney University,Australia, has become a member ofthe faculty of the University.Dr. Taylor was born in Englandbut spent the greater part of hisbe about the end our adventure. |W’hen the time comes for us to de- jposit another ten and get the sheep¬skin that puts the official O. K. onour denumbed brain and chases usout into the cold world, we will justbegin to reap what we sowed.Someday, unless ^ne of us acci¬dentally falls into paradise, we willstand in front of a mahogany desk. (Continued on page 2)Exhibit of NegroArtists at CubeAmong the works of note in theCube Negro .Art Exhibit is the orig¬inal sketh of the “Head of a Tot-quaking in our oxfords, and timidly 1Xegro, ’ by Richmond banlie.tell an uneducated baron of com- sketch received hon-merce, who made his fortune by ' <*>Tible mention at the Harvard Mein-chcating his urbane brothers and sis- 1contest, one of the largest .nc-ters out of their hard-earned shekels exhibits in the country. Thison the price of eggs, etc., that we ' ^ exhibit closes heb. 1.have a degree from so-and-so, and ■ Next Friday, Saturday and Sun-that we knew all about philosophy j 8:30 marks the close of the the first Friday evening at 8:15 in.Mandel hall on “The History of Sci¬ence and the New Humanism.’’Professor Long’s statement fol¬lows:“It will be a great pleasure tohear Dr. Geoi^e Sarton at the Uni¬versity. He is a leading exponent ofa new point of view in the field of nette Allen, MurielEngel and Minott Stickney.(Continued on page 2). „ r - I youth in Australia. After receivingAllen. Louis r. f c a •' his degree from Sydney universityColumbia StudentBody Totals 32,036 he returned to England where heattended Cambridge university, re¬ceiving several degrees. The fol¬lowing two years of Dr. Taylor’s lifewere spent at the Anarctic with theScott Expedition.Then Dr. Taylor returned to Aus¬tralia to become founder and headof the department of geography atthe University from which he grad¬uated. He spent eight years in thisand ethics and culture. You knowthe answer—work is slow, businessis rotten, accounts stacking up . . .maybe in a week or a year . . . oh,make it a century.Don’t mistake me. I am not in¬sinuating that anyone with the leastlittle earmark of sense will avoidcollege and step into the commercemachine the day the law says he isold enough to forget the dates ofthe American Revolution. Not at all. :The dumbest yokel bred in the heart ,of the deepest bucolic stolidity ;could not even stand on the quad- |rangles for a fortnight without ac- jquiring something, and after he ^stood here his apportioned fortnighthe would, ten-to-one, W.4NT to stayand acquire more.Now I suppose the coal and thegas and the water bills run into eon-siderabe money around here, and Isuppose the payroll runs over fourfigures each month, too. And whenwe sit down and figure it out in blackand w'hite it takes a young fortuneto keep the alma mater from filinginvoluntary bankruptcy. That’s thedollars’ end.But look at the students. Peoplesay in awed‘whispers that they arerich. Look at them! Did you eversee a more haggard lot trying tokeep from starvation on such ascale? And they are doing it toget this thing called culture, andstrive after the “good life’’ and allthat. How about their bills? I won¬der if that should not be as muchof a care to the University as thelight bills. That’s the sense end ofit. : four Negro plays with Negro actorat the Cube. The plays are: “TheDreamy Kid’’ by Eugene O’Neill,“Pluiner” by Georgia Douglas John¬son, a negress, “The Man Who Diedat Twelve O’Cloek’’ and “The No’Count Boy,’’ both by Paul Green.Isaac Clark of University college,wil play leading roles in the secondand fourth plays. History, which in the past—in the ' With 32,036 resident students,minds of most people, if not profes- Columbia University has the largestsional historians—has been practical- enrollment of any Ameiican institu-ly synonymous with political and cco- tion; estimates Ernest C. Miller, as- | capacity before coming here as anomic history. The development of Recorder of the University, gg^ior professor,science, or. as Sarton defines it, “sy.s- after a review of Raymond Walter’stematized positive knowledge,’’ has ! article in the December 14 issue ofpursued its course in large measure i School and Society.1 Columbia University, asserts Mr.Miller also posse.sses the largest sum¬mer school, the largest non-profes-Kional Siaduate school, the largest, WOMEN SPEAKERSteacher s college, the largest pharm- | rMcr'l TCC <<acy department, and the largestteaching staff in the country. TheUniversity of California has the ;largest number of women undergrad- |nates and the largest group of full 'The A. W. C. A. w'ill give an as- tinie students.sociation tea today at 4 in the Y jW. room of Ida Noves hall. Thi?independently and often*in spite ofthese political strainings and upsetswhich seem to make up “history” inthe accepted sense.ANNOUNCE PLANS ATY. W. C. A. MEETINGIN IDA NOYES TODAY Dr, Taylor has travelled exten¬sively in East Asia, Africa and SouthAfrica. Although he visited campustwenty years ago, he is not familiarwith North and South America.DISCUSS “HOW TOPICK A HUSBAND’*DEFER FRENCH CLUBMEETING TO ATTENDMEMORIAL SERVICESPROF. GOODE SEES j event is a follow-up of the reeogni-CHICAGO AS URBAN tion service which was held on IasiVORTEX OF FUTURE Thursday in the chapel. Since thisis the first open meeting of the qu ir- 'Professor J. Paul Goode’s post-i ‘iiffpi'ent events will be discussed In recognition of the memorial . , , ,. , „pones lecture on “Chicago, the City j and dates announced. i service for Mrs. Algernon Coleman ; include a reading by Ruth Kanof Destiny; a Geographical Intt-r- ; Plans of the volunteer service which will be held today at 4 in the “How' to Pick a Husband,” willbe the subject of a talk by Mar¬garet Wargo at the first meeting ofthe winter quarter of the Women’sSpeakers club, tomorrow at 4: 50 inthe theater of Ida Noyes hall. Theprogram has been arranged by Marym and Esther Zumdahl, withMiss Zumdahl presiding.Other numbei's on the program University social and religious lifewill in the future revolve around anew center, according to plans sub¬mitted and approved by a group ofsixty undergraduates who met lastnight in Hutchinson cafe at the re¬quest of acting President FredericC, Woodward.Minott Stickney, chairman qf theIntercollegiate Relations committeeof the Y. M. C. A., presided at themeeting. Following the chairman’sintroductory remarks PresidentWoodward said that a movement wassoon to be set under way that wouldsurpass anything the University haddone in the past in the way of in¬teresting students in the religiousand social life which is centeredaround the quadrangles.Faculty OpinionThe president stated that the fac¬ulty had always enjoyed the right tcexpress any religious feelings oropinions they desired, and that hewas personally pleased with the wayso many members of the faculty haexpressed their religious convictions.The New PlanFollowing President Woodward’sstatements, Daniel Autry presentedthe new plan, w'hich he described asfollows:“A group of men, approximatelytwenty in number, should be formedwith the title of Men’s Commissionon Social Service and Religion. Themembers of this group are to beappointed by the president for aperiod of one year upon nominationby the University Board of SocialService and Religion. The presidentof the Commission should be oneits student members, one-half of themembers being undergraduates, one-quarter graduates, and one-quartermembers of the faculty .“It should have a paid executiveofficer nominated by the Men’s Com¬mission to the University Board, andresponsible to the Men’s Commis¬sion Responsibility for this expenseto be with the University Board, allother expenses to be raised by Men’sCommission.At the close of the discussionStickney appointed Louis Engel, aschairman, with Arthur Abbott andCharles Cutter on the committee, tonominate men to the UniversityBoard for membership on the com¬mission.pretation,” was given last night in committee for an association dinner rhancel of the University chapel, thePathology 117, where Miss Mary MacDowell will tor, a stunt by Elaine Thomas, read-1 ing “A Dutch Advertisement” byj Alice Witter, and the following talks:! “A Story That’s Fqnny,” Ameda Met¬calf; “Night Life of Chicago,” So-Chicago as a great human focus, has the play which the dramatic club is Coleman of the French department, | Ruch^^“A”Versonaljust begun to grow. If industrial planning to present and discussion . Passed away in December. l ’ , » ai- r’ , h a p“If now, we choose to look to the speak will be made public. Therefuture, it lies plainly revealed that , will also be information concerning French club has postponed its reg¬ular meeting to Thursday, January.‘)1. Mrs. Coleman, wdfe of Professorand eommercial developments con¬tinue at the jiresent rate, this greaturban vortex of transportation ad¬vantages may look forw'ard to a pop¬ulation of twelve to fifteen million,before the present century is ended. of a toursociety. to the Chicago HistoricalSchedule for Capand Gown Photos Three of her colleagues will speakof Mrs. Coleman as they knew her.Dean Charles W. Gilkey will end theservice with a brief address. i Experience,” Alice Barths; “A Re-I view,” Ann Levin.Off erGraduate PatristicGroup ReorganizesThe Patristic club, an organiza- jtion for graduates only, has been re- 'vived by the new Testament depart- jment. A meeting will be held tomor- Irow night at 7:30 at 5706 Wood-jlawn Ave. Earnest C. Colwell, Fel¬low in the New^ Testament depart¬ment, will be in charge of arrange-‘ ments for the first meetings. The following fraternities are tohave their pictures taken for theCap and Gown on Wednesday, Jan¬uary 23:Zeta Beta Tau at 1:00.Tau Kappa Epsilon at 1:30.Tau Delta Phi at 2:00.Sigma Alpha Epsilon at 2:30.Phi Sigma Delta at 3:00.Phi Pi Phi at 3:30.Phi Beta Delta at 4:00.Pi Lambda Phi at 4:30.Tau Sigma Omicron at 5:00. Move Schevill TalksTo Fullerton Hall Positions atY.W.C.A. Camps EASTERN COLLEGEGIVES AWARDS TOENGLISH STUDENTTwo teaching fellow’ships, eaccarrying an annual stipend of 1,0Ci dollars and free tuition for the yes\ 1929-1930, are being offered bj Tufts college, Massachusetts, to stij dents graduating in June who ha\I majored or specialized in Englis' and who have shown potential teaclI ing ability. The fellows are requiij ed to divide their tme between stud;I teaching, and research in the deparI ment of English. Application blanl: may be secured from the Board c[vocational Guidance and PlacemenWomen students interested in posi¬tions at the Y. W. C. A. summerj campus are asked to consult withThe series of lectures on “Life j Miss Margaret Clark, general sec-and Art in the Italian Renaissance” | retary of the Y. W. C. A. in thewhich has been scheduled to be fiv- j Y. W. office in Ida Noyes hall some-en on Wednesday evenings at 6:45 time this week.frona January 9 to February 13 in i Most of these positions offer roomthe Club room of the Art Institute and board in return for services butby Professor Ferdinand Schevill ofthe History department, will in¬stead be given in Fullerton Hall onFriday evenings, due to the exces¬sive demand for tickets. a few including kitchen and diningroom work, clerical or office jobs,swimming and specialized activitycounsellors, and general group coun-I sellors are salaried. ’ Blodgett Featuredi In Vesper Recitaj Walter Blodgett, cliapel organiswill give a recital of nine numbeitoday in the chapel at 5. Among thpieces to be played are: “ConsoUtion” by Bonnet; “Suit in Miniatur,“Prelude,” “Adagietto,” and “Marchby Eric De Lamarter, “The Swanby Saint Saens; “Aria: Pur dicestiby Lotti; and “Heartfelt Love Ha\I For Thee” by Karg-Elert. ,Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 17. 1929FOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Mart>on Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mai,, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903. at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March S, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Confeience Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 6831 University Avenue, LEXINOTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENRobert C. McCormack... Newt EditorDay EditorHear* C. Riuley.- Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrancos A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore ElditorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMar'on E. White Sophomore Editor•Vlargaret Eastman Senior EditorAli.-e Torrey Society Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENT.Albert .Arkules Sophomore ElditorMaurice Liebman .... Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women's EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women's Editor iBUSINESS DEPARTMENT ]Earle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLee Loventhal Office ManagerRnl)ert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergoaduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other caynpus cultural influences.4. Erection of a field house.o. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.6. Institution of a Reading Period plan.PROF. BABBITT AND DR. ELIOTProf. Irving Babbitt’s article in this month s “Forum,’ in which ,he violently attacks the late President Eliot’s educational system, Ihas created something like a dignified furor down Cambridge way. |The entire article has been reprinted in the Harvard Crimson and ■ Besides being distinctly novel, the new method should result indecided changes in future debates. No longer will it be necessaryto prepare rebuttal speeches in advance anticipating the points theopposition speaker might be expected to make, nor will the re¬futing talker be forced to take down notes. ^The new system should add life to future arguments, and willgive them more of a conversational turn. Those who refute willbe forced to make their rebuttals strictly extemporaneously, and webelieve that this move will prove more interesting than the oldmethod, even if it does away with protracted and exuberant ver¬biage. OFFICIAL NOTICESDivinity Chapel: Professor J. M.P. Smith, 11:15, Joseph Bond Cha¬pel.The Women’s Speakers Club,4 :30, Ida Noyes hall.Radio Lecture: “Relaxation inDaytime Activities.’ Dr. E. Jacobsonof the Physiology department, 7,WMAQ.CHANGES MADEIN CONSTITUTIONOF. GREEK BODY(Continued from page 1)and voted upon at the next meetingof the council.Paul Brady, who is a member ofPhi Delta Theta, was chairman ofthe committee which drafted the newconstitution. He is also president ofthe Political Science council, a mem¬ber of the election board, and thejunior class council.ESMOND R. LONGHAILS LECTURE BYPROFESSOR SARTON(Continued from page 1)Sarton is in the midst of a gigan¬ tic labor which will' give qualifiedI scientific investigators ready accessto the sources of historical knowl¬edge in their own fields. His well1 known Introduction to the History of! Science is an invaluable selected bib-; liography, in many sciences. It seems [I to me to promise much for a type of iI history which finds in the conquest j: of small-pox or discovery of the in- |i duced current and the dynamo events '; of equal social importance with the ii battle of Waterloo or the unsatisfied ;i ambitions of Alexander the Great. |i It will be interesting to have hisI views on the value of the history ofsience at first hand.”j Thui'd-'-y. January 17j Radio Lec;.’re: “America Litera-1 ture,” Professor Boynton of the I' English deph»'tment, 8, WMAQ. Public Lecture (downtown)“Claude Bernard,” Professor Mc¬Lean, 6:45, The Art Institute.The Patristic Club, 7, 5706 Wood-lawn Ave.Friday, January 18University Religious Service: DeanShailer Mathews of the Divinityschool, 12, Univeristy Chapel.INGLESIDE APTS.6026 Ingleside Ave.Single Rooms $4.50 up. HouseKeeping Suites $7.50 up. Ac-commadations for studentssharing rooms as low as $2.50per week.has served to stir up endless comment among the surprised but notaltogether shocked professorate. •Professor Babbitt is, of course, a faculty member of the very juniversity whose fundamental bases of teaching he so caustically;criticizes, and he should then know to some degree whereof he |speaks. Much that Harvard owes to its reputation as a supremely |individualistic college—one, in fact, that is capable of turning out |both a Santayana and a William Randolph' Hearst—belongs to its |unrestricted elective system. This system which Harvard originated, |fostered, and still cherishes, has drawn most of Pedagogue Babbitt’s ifire. He declares that American education, as typified by his uni-1versity, has been granted so much liberty that it is now approach- jing license, and advocates a return to more rigid standards and re- jstrictions. |The majority of Professor Babbitt’s anathema is heaped upon “the .new extensions of the principles of individual choice’’ and “the al- jlowance of latitude in the individual.” To the average reader, the jvery principle her implied would seem to be one of the strongest;signs of health in Harvard at present. 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Vorres expresses sat¬isfaction with progressof matmen.THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, JANUARY 17, 1929MAROON MATMENGET nrro shapeFOR CONFERENCEBig Ten Opener CardedFor the Secondof FebruaryThe Maroon wrestlers are busygetting in form for the Conferenceseason and Coach Vorres is fully sat¬isfied with the way that the Varsityis turning out. The new men areworking into shape and the old reg¬ulars are putting on the finishingtouches.The first Big Ten meet is schedul¬ed for February 2, but the mat menare training up and getting actualbattling experience by invitationtournaments. The first of these meetstook place Tuesday and yesterday,the participants being the Y. M. C.A.'s and the University team. Inthe 118 pound class Levine and Fuchsof Chicago took first and second.West of Hyde Park Y was third. Inthe 138 pound class, Chicago mencapture^' "11 the places; they are Hi-man. Ad' • ,and Thomas. Hyde ParkY came out on top in the 148 poundclass, the wrestlers who placed wereJohnson, Johnson and Hawkey. Win¬ning and Jorgenson won in the 128pound class, while Jacobson of SearsRoebuck Y took third. The rest ofthe weights have yet to be played.A second invitation to all the Chi¬cago parks and playgrounds is due Twelve Games OnI-M Card TonightMacs vs. Phi Sigma Delta.Kappa Sigma vs. Phi KappaSigma.Phi Pi Phi vs. Juniors.Tau Kappa Epsilon vs. DeltaChi.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Sigma Nu.Phi Delta Theta vs. Sigma Al¬pha Eps.Kappa Sigma vs. Alpha Eps. Pi.Tau Delta Phi vs. Chi Psi.Zeta Beta Tau vs. Alpha Ep¬silon Pi.Pi Lambda Phi vs. Zeta BetaTau.Alpha Delta Phi vs. Sigma Chi.i The freshman squad needs a goodj many more men according to Mr.I Vorres. Wrestlers are lacking es. e-1 cially in the 138, 158, 168, 178 and; heavy classes. Ihnat, Buzzell andi Barnett look mighty promising forI next year’s team. Sloan, Louis, Tod-I hunter and West also are expectedi to make a good showing.CLASSIFIED ADSW.ANTED — Salespeople for the1929 CAP AND GOWN. We are in¬troducing a new .selling plan. Leadsfurnished, comm. paid. Call at CAP•AND GOWN office after 2:30. TO PICK VARSITYTRACK SQUAD ATINTERCLASS MEETMeet Will Also DetermineSupremacy AmongClassesFUR COAT $200 VALUE will sellfor $20.00. Marmot-Australian Pos-.sum cuffs and collar. In very goodcondition. Size 38. Plaza 1884.Stony Island at 7ath St.'tillDINE undrr thestars tn a Persiangarden. You willhind our viandsdistinctlydifferent S A. M.uANCE to the en¬trancing melodies ojRaphaels Persians inAmerica's most mag¬nificent place ojentertainment Classi supremacy will be deter¬mined in the Indoor Interclass TrackMeet to be held Wednesday andThursday, January 23 and 24 at 3p. m. At the same time Coach Mer¬riam will pick the men who are torepresent Chicago in its inauguralDual Meet against Minnesota Friday,February 1 at Bartlett Gym.On the first day of the class meetthe following events will be run*50 yard dash, pole vault, 440 yardrun, and the half mile. The follow¬ing day, the 50 yard high and lowhurdles, the two mile run, relay (8laps) high jump and shot put willbe conducted.Although Chicago is unusuallyin the pole vault, the other fieldevents are exceptionally strong. Inthe high jump both Cassle and Codyare lost, but Frey whose be.st per¬formance last year was 6 feet 3 1-2will be up at the top.Weaver the 230 pound tackleguard became rambunctious yester¬day Evidently he was troubled withindigestion for after toying with thesixteen pound ball, he let it ride for46 feet, exactly two inches less than Prep Splash MeetTo Be Held SoonCoach Edward MacGillivray ofLhe University swimming team hasannounced that the annual CookCounty swimming interscholasticheld by the university will bestaged on Febsuary 8 and 9 thisyear. The Chicago meet is oneof the alrgest prep swimming com¬petitions in the country, with sev¬eral hundred men competing. Theswiming teams of all Chicago andsuburban high schools are expect¬ed to enter this year’s meet. Boilermakers and Wolverines jHead Big Ten Basket Teamshis best performance last year. Theaest of the Herculeans are Reiwitch,Klein, Libby and Cohen. Cowley isimproving in th pole vault but onecannot expect too much.Everyone who is interested maycompete in the Intercla.ss Meet. En¬tries will be accepted by the attend¬ant at the cage in the basement ofBartlett.COHANSGRAND Nights 8:20Mat. Sat. NOWOEOROE CHOOS Says!,YOUtibi^LIf:withEfeii Carl VirginiaWARING RANDAUL WATSONandWAKING’S, PENNSYLVANIANSSnappiest. Peppiest Chorus In Town While Purdue and Michigan con¬tinue to set a fast pace, the rest ofthe Big Ten quintets are making des¬perate efforts to head oc these twoteams before they walk off with theconference title. *Last Saturday’s results coupledwith the Monday night games shedfurther light on the relative strengthof the conference teams. Purduecompleted one-third of its schedules,its victories being compiled at theexpense of Chicago, Northwestern,and Illinois. Two of those gamesfound the Maroons on the shortend of the score.Michign, with wins over WisconsinIowa and Northwestern also kept itsslate on a par with the Boilermak¬ers, toppling Illinois Monday nightat Ann Arbor. Veenker’s outfit stillremains as the surprise of the con-fex’ence, and seems destined for a[glorious climax.Doctor Meanwell’s outfit of hu.s-ky giants finally hit their strideover the week-end. Saturday nightthey came down to the Midway andgave an excellent demonsti’ation ofthe Meanwell defense at its best.Monday night, on their own stamp¬ing grounds, they beat Indiana, 21-17. Teh Badgers are still in the thickof the race, the defeat inflicted onj them by Michigan being the onlyj blemish in an otherwise perfect re ;-1 ord.! Northwestern and Indiana, two highly touted teams in the pre-sea¬son scrambling, are wanderingaround yet, and unless they make acomplete recovery, are bound to findthemselves in the chilly parts of thecellar. Northwestern notched itsfirst victory against Ohio, althoughchalked up with three defeats. Indi¬ana with two defeats already facesthe crucial test Saturday night whenthe cla.ssic struggle between Indianaand Purdue will be enacted.Ohio, Illinois, Iowa and Minne¬sota are a quartet that are not rat¬ed as dangerous, but neverthelessare furnishing plenty of competitionfor the top teams. Minnesota is theweakest of the four teams, while theother three are about equal instrength. Illinois and Ohio have twovictories apiece to their credit, buthave suffered defeat. All threeteams may raise considerable havocin the conference before the seasoncomes to a close.FIVE FRESHMEN WINHARRIER NUMERALSFive freshman have been awardednumerals for their work in CrossCountry. Philip Coles, who led theway in the Intramural Cross Coun¬try Run, last fall, gets Full Nmerals,while Paul Locklin, Walter Baker,Donald Laux’ie, and A. B. Coyle re¬ceive Reserve Numerals.Make It a Real PartyTONIGHT!IT’SCOLLEGE NIGHTAt the Blackhawk Every Friday■ ■■ ■ H'VCooti'SandersOriginal Blackhawk OrcheatraPlus a Corps of FamousEntertainers■ H ■SPECIAL COLLEGE FEATURESAND NOVELTIESDINE RALPH WONDERSas Master of Ceremonies- DANCE — BE ENTERTAINED XHECVJHDBHenrU C.Li|ttoii % SonsSTATE and JACKSON—ChicagoBROADWAY eud PIPTH—Carjr ORRINGTON and CHURCH—MARION and LAKE—Fmdl^ * ihOur Entire Remaining Stock (ffNot One o/ These Fine Suits Sold All Season for Less Than $50 i6. '•h•?1•j'•]•I•Ift «:i!B i.*].‘I:ii•II*t'HE selection covers every range of University taste in pattern and model.But such an extraordinary event as this can’t continue long—so don’t delay.- ■' n.•l!•|•I•if 5IMI.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 17. 1929CHANSON DE LA VIEIt it a crowded, smoke filledobscenity wherein the tongopens. Booths line the wallof the room. Seated in a corneris a man in the uniform ofa common soldier.“Gofta new bayybeeGotta noo gal ...”The sweating negroes swayAnd the blare of the saxophoneFh"icks dormant sex instinctsTo false life . . .Girls giggle nervouslyAnd press closerTo their sleek, greasy escorts.The drum throb in their mindsPulsing . . . pulsing . . . pulsingA man’s whining voiceCuts through the din.‘‘Seats friends. ‘Find seats!”The dirty pine floor is clearedThe drums beat again . ..4 slower—atavistic time . . .‘‘Black Bottom ....Black bottom!”A girl whirls out on the floorTo the invitation of the drums . . .She poises a momentSlim and supple . . ..4nd then—dances!.41luring—an invitationTo conquest.She slaps her curved thighIn time to the music.The denizens of the smokeStir—and their nostrils twitch.The soldier did not see—the babble of the music andvoices beat about his aloofnesslike filthy water abouta tall column . . .Suddenly he sees her eyesand old dreams come upon him.He thinks—The brazen gongs of Buddah.4nd the arms of a high priestess.I saw' those eyes, .off Xaipore . . .I have thought of tht?mIn the white dusty barracks squareOf Sidi-bel-Abbes,Singapore, Saigon, SamarDapuwalaat . . .All have seen me in the questFor the cool, green restOf her eyes—Eyes like a jade sword hiltOr a high poolIn the hills.Aye!The more fool I!Does one find a dream in a sewer?A white rose in the fetid heatOf heavy jungles?The girl come* to his seatand he murmurs the politeconventionalities of praiseHe—The LlUlc Go.b arc laughing Where is my vaunted stoicism?I feel as I felt that dayWhen the tribesmenBound me for the torture—I The caress of her smile—II The scent of her white wonder—II Hier eyes—i Those narrowing, marvelous eyes . .Ij ‘‘Would you care to dance?”! ‘‘Why ... ye* !”I He speaks to her . .i She—{ Conventionalities< Modes of phrasesiArranged for us by the AnrienfsFools!Can the exquisite agony of desireBe bound by words?I have her in my armsThe entire iaressing beauty of her!What matter han the presenceOf others make—In the burning flame of this delight?What matter is it if I am to sufferFor the happiness of this moment?Long nights, tossing on hard couchesThinking of the pillow’ of her breast jLong days—When I shall move as an automanDreaming of that whichI may not have!That which I may only dream of.The delight of long nights—The ... I wonder ...In what Hell would I sufferIf I should kiss her?The warmth of her breath—On my cheek—Her long eyes, close to mine, |And then—her hot panting mouth |Bruised! j‘‘Please don’t break me!” iIIHe apologizes, and matters jblank, meaningless little |platitudes.i‘‘.4 nice night—Quite a crowd—Have you been here often?Nice music—”She thinks |There is strength jIn that arm— jThere is strength in that mind— |If he should kiss meWould I hate it?Would I struggle?Would there be any use in strug¬glingIf he really wanted me?The soldier takes her toher seat and sits besides herto the disgust of three orfour small, carefully shaven men.; Days pass and the soldier! is obscessed with his vision.: They meet again, and he,I the driffer, the wanderer,find a new content in her eyes.He tells her strange, bitterI tales—and—knows her mouth.Ij She speaksI ‘‘Quite a boy—ain’t ya?I Betcha got.s lottsa gurlsjHuh?”; ENVOIThe dark squadroomReeked with the smellOf sleeping men . . snoring,I Of quicklime and dirt.I A clatter at the arm rackI And a tall figure! Crosses the darknessBearing a rifle.His shoe drops to the floorWith a little cold thump.Click - click - click - click - -Slim, shapely golden cartridgesThe soldier crosses to wherehis tunic is hung on the wall.He removes a few bits of brightribbon which he tosses into thebarrack stove.Dropping into the cool chamberOf the rifle.He steps out into the quiet.A curious contused soundMakes the sleepers stir.The Saturnine Seaman’N that’ll be all . . .THE BLIND TIGER. What’s Become of All TheHomely Women?Women simply aren’t homely any more. You meet plainwomen, yes... but their smart, trim air is the envy of manywho are only beautiful.In the old days, when a girl gave promise of becoming“hopelessly plain,” she was frankly informed of the fact tosave her from hurt pride in later years. She remainedfrumpy and tried to convince herself that she didn’t care!Not today!Advertising has played a remarkable part in making everywomen attractive.It has taught her to use the beauty and charm that are herheritage, regardless of the shape of her features. Her teeth,her hair, her hands, her complexion, her clothes, and evenher erect, athletic figure have been “brought out” bymethods constantly before her in advertising.The great beauty and style specialists of the country havebeen her consultants, as they are yours, if you are takingfullest advantage of the opportunities before you everyday, in the advertising columns of this newspaper.'WREAD THE ADVERTISEMENTS. THEY HOLDSECRETS OF BEAUTY AND STYLE THATWERE DENIED THE WOMEN OF YESTERDAY