O’Hara’s Office300 (3 copies)m Baa? inataori Service for studentsheld in chapel at noon.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1929 Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyLouis H. EngelAfter College what?There’s a poser for you. It’s reallyquite distressing, this thought of ac¬tually earning one’s own ensilageout in the frigid world where aspeaking knowledge of the Restora¬tion drama or a hazy idea of theplanitesimal hypothesis hasn’t beenmarkedly successful in supplying thenecessary where withals to keep bodyand soul together—a union gener¬ally considered to be highly desir¬able.I suppose in a general sort ofway one could pick up enough pen¬nies to warm one’s gullet with anoccasional draught of coffee solelyby one’s wits, plus a few little oddjobs. But my father says, or at leastseems to think, that one ought todedicate his life on the high altarof Labor or some such foreign thing.Anyway, he thinks I ought to have avocation, an occupation, a profes¬sion to be real classy.Now Kid Samuel may have beencalled of God in the dead of night,but who could hear God, day ornight, in Chicago? Perhaps I missedthe summons, but I don’t figure ashow the priestly vestments would be¬come none too corpulent form any¬way. And then there’s the pastimethat Blackstone and Clarence Dar-row ei|gaged in. It’s usually consid¬ered a noble pursuit for a fine, up¬standing young man, but since I wasnever able to wind my tongue suc¬cessfully around the last three con-ugations and since I make no pre¬tensions at being an upstandingyoung man an^ay . . . being muchtoo tired for suen an arduous under¬taking ... I suppose I had best con¬sider myself unqualified for the lawprofession before the Illinois BarAssociation takes the occasion to in¬form me of my inadequacies. I mightjust as well consign myself to theFourth flstate without further ado,for it doesn’t seem likely that “LouisI’’ will ever be a very popular titlein this land of the free and home ofthe babes. I console myself in thislatter respect with the knowledgethat after all I am one of Nature’snoblemen, a lord in my own right inthe aritoscracy of the indolent.* AFRICAN COLLEGESTUDENTS TO BEAT UNIVERSITYThirty-nine Students toBe Guests ofUniversityThirty-nine college students ofSouth Africa in the first official tourmade by African students to theUnited States, will come to Chicagofor three days, on Tuesday, Wed¬nesday and Thursday, January 15,16 and 17, as guests of the Uni¬versity. The thirteen men and twen¬ty-six women who are included inthe trip are subjects of England,FYance and Holland, and are allwhite. They are accompanied bytwo chaperons.The group, which was invited tothe United States byfthe NationalStudents’ Federation of America, asa stride in its program to cementthe bonds of friendship between stu¬dents throughout the world, is com¬posed of students of Rhodes collegeat Grahamstown, Grey college atBloemfontein, Natal University col¬lege at Durban, Transvaal college atPretonia, the University of Stellen¬bosch, the University of Cape Town,and the University of Johannesburg.Stevens Welcomes StudentsDavid H. Stevens, assistant to thePresident of the University, is chair¬man of the committee which is tak¬ing complete arrangements for theentertainment and housing of thevisitors. B. W. Dickson, faculty ad¬visor of the University InternationalStudents’ Association, is anothermember of the committee. The Un-(Continued on page 2) Llwellyn JonesPresents AndersonLlewellyn Jones, literary editoraf the Chicago Evening Post hasbeen selected to introduce Sher-MTood Anderson next Tuesdaynight, when he will lecture on“Present Day Tendencies in Writ¬ing’’ in Mandel hallAnderson, one of the most em¬inent of modern writers has beenchosen as the third speaker in aseries ot lectures sponsored bythe Forge, which included the ap¬pearance of Edna St. Vincent Mil-lay last fall.Mr. Jones is himsefl an author.His book “How to CriticizeBooks” was published recently.Reserved seat tickets may beobtained at the box office in thecorridor of Mandel hall. The tic¬kets are priced at $1.50, $1.00and 75 cents.‘‘Future of theRailroad, ’’ EssayContest SubjectPROFESSOR NITZEHEADS ASSOCIATIONOF INSTRUCTORS- Of course, there’s another angleto this whole silly business. As faras I alone am concerned I’d just assoon ship tomorrow for the Dry Tor¬tuga or the Dry Martinis or someother port that God and the geogra¬pher forgot. And I wouldn’t give atinker’s dam for fame or fortune orany of the rest of the finesse ofcivilization. I’d live each day as itcame and be satisfied. But I sup¬pose that sooner or later . . . prob¬ably sooner ... I’d be sort of want¬ing a companion, (I’m getting seri¬ous now> and since the economic sit¬uation requires that a man not onlylove, honor, and obey a woman butsupport her as well and since sup¬porting a woman means settlingdown to one spot and living a sober,conventional existence, I wouldeither have to forego the pleasuresof freedom or those of femininity.For there are no adventurous wom¬en, none, who would be satisfiedwith the careless, knocking about,life that I anticipate. They aretrained parasites, and no parasitewould forego the steadiness of prosefor the sporadic passion of poetry.* * 4>Anyway I’m going to drift for awhile. I am convinced that thiswhole business of living is just amatter of breaks. That the best manwins is just another popular andtherefore impossible myth. Many arose blooms unseen to waste its frag¬rance on the desert air, while somedandelion or cactus like hizzoner W.H. T to mention just one of thebreed— basks resplendently in thelimelight of the drawing room. IfAbe Lincoln had been bom in Bos¬ton he might have spent the wholeof his existence polishing the brasspots in some Boston beanery or evenlooking at the world through the bot-tor.i of a beer stein. Who' knows? Asfar as that goes—who knows any¬thing? And what of it? Professor W illiam A. Nitze, chair¬man of the department of romancelanguages at the University, has beenelected president of the Modern Lan¬guage association, composed of sev¬eral thousand teachers of a specialcommittees on reorganization of theassociation, and it is expected that hewill direct efforts to change some ofits policies. The organization is ac¬tive in fostering research in the prob¬lems of its field, and sponsors a largelist of publications.Professor Nitze, who has been amember of the University faculty fortwenty years, is a noted authority onthe Arthurian legends and the legendsof the Grail. He is editor of “ModernPhilology."Professor Hugo Schilling of theUniversity of California is the retir¬ing president. The best essay from a Universitystudent on the subject “The Futureof the Railroads” will be given aprize of $25 and the opportunity toenter a Jhation-wide contest nowbeing sponsored by the Illinois Cen¬tral system. The winner of the na¬tional award will be given a prize of$100.Essays are limited to from 600 to1,000 words and are due by February28. They are to be submitted to L.A. Downs, president of the IllinoisCentral system, typewritten, double-j spaced, on letter-sized paper. Papersj are to be folded or flat, not rolled.I The judges will be G. J. Bunting,I vice-president; F. L. Thompson, vice-president; and R. V. Fletcher, gen-j eral counsel of the system.The purpose of the contest, ac¬cording to President Downs, is tomake a test of student intere.st inthe educational advertisements onrailway topics which the Illinois Cen¬tral system has been placing in stu¬dent publications on its lines for sev¬eral years.ALUMNI MAGAZINECHAPEL NUMBER INMAILS TOMORROWGilkey to Discuss“Looking Forward”Dr. Charles Gilkey will talk on“Looking Forward" at noon today inthe Chapel and Mrs. Doris Funstonwill read the scriptures.At the Sunday morning service Dr.Clarence Barbour, pre.sident electof Brown University and actingpresident of Rochester Colgate Uni¬versity will be the speaker.On Sunday afternoon at 4 theGirl Reserves of Chicago, represent¬ing every high school in the city,will be the guests of the Universityand will conduct their own VesperService in the Chapel. They will givea pageant and Miss Anne Guthrie,Secretary of Chicago Y. W. C. A.will give a brief address. The Chapel number of the Alumnimagazine, delayed because of the re¬cent influenza epidemic, will be inthe mails tomorrow. The magazine isillustrated with a number of in¬terior and exterior views of the cha¬pel in addition to the addresses ofProfessor Arthur H. Compton, DeanCharles Gilkie, and John D. Rock¬efeller, Jr., given at the time of thededication last October and an ar¬ticle on the chapel figures and carv¬ings by Von Ogden Vogt.“A Sojourn on the Summit” byHenry Justin Smith, managing editorof the Chicago Daily New's, wdll beginin the January number. The storyconcerns Mr. Smith’s impressionsduring the period when he was pub¬licity director at the University afew years ago.PUBUSH NEW BOOK“Gold Coast and the Slum” is thetitle of a new book by Professor Zor-baugh of New York University to bepublished soon by the UniversityPress. Professor Zorbaugh was for¬merly connected with the Universityof Chicago being a Fellow on theCommunity Research Fund.The book deals with the inhabitantsof the near north side of Chicago. Publish BiographyOf Miss McDowellMr, Howard Wilson, formerly an in¬structor at the University highschool, has just published a biographyof Miss Mary McDojvell, head of theUniversity settlement since 1894.The book, “Mary McDowell, Neigh¬bor,” characterizes Miss McDowell bythe nature of her contacts with thosearound her. In Mr. Wilson’s words,“She is that new kind of neighbor whogossips in statistics and uses the factsof her neighbor’s lives to better theirliving conditions.*’Mr. Wilson left the University highschool last fall to become head of thepractice teaching department in theSchool of Education at Harvard uni¬versity. DYBOSKI, POLISHSAVANT, GIVESCAMPUS COURSEProfessor of English atCracow UniversityTo LectureRegistration for the course entitled“Nineteenth Century Poland: Socialand Literary History,” conducted byProfessor Roman Dyboski this quar¬ter at 11 o’clock, will continue through¬out today. The course is open to grad¬uate students and undergraduate se¬nior college students.Professor Dyboski is professor ofEnglish Literature in the Universityof Cracow, Poland, and a distinguish¬ed authority on Polish literature andhistory. For three years he hasbeen lecturer in those studies at theUniversity of London, and recentlyconducted a series of lectures in thiscountry.Gives Downtown LecturesIn addition to his course on thequadrangles. Professor Dyboski is togive a series of public lectures eachTuesday evenings from 6:45 to 7:45at the Art Institute under the auspicesof University College. He also willconduct a course in comparative lit¬erature, entitled “Poland: Her Historyand Civilization before the Partition,”at University college, downtown inthe Lakeview building.The Chicago Society Group of thePolish National Alliance and the Kos¬ciusko Foundation of America cooper¬ated. in bringing Professor Dyboski toChicago. Theodore Smergalski ispresident of the Chicago Polish group.CHOIR PARTICIPATESIN TWELFTH NIGHTCANDLE CEREMONYThe University of Chicago Choirunder the direction of Mack Evansw'ill give the Epiphany Candle Light¬ing Service Sunday at 7 at the Uni¬versity Chapel. This ritual celebratedon Twelfth Night represents the go¬ing forth of the Light into the World.Bertram G. Nelson will read theChristmas Gospels and at the appro¬priate scripture reading a tall candleplaced at the right of the altar willbe lit symbolizing the Light of theWorld. At a later scripture readingof the story of three Wise Men, threesmaller candles will be lit from theflame of the first. This will be repeat¬ed until all the candles on the altararc lighted. The flame will then bepassed to the choir members in thechancel. They will carry it in proces¬sion through the chapel thus symboliz¬ing the everlasting existence of theLight. Hungry S. A. E/sMoan for a CookThe call of the sunny south hasproved itself irrestable—and theS A. E.’s are starving! The heartygreetings from these kindly, yetill-fated young men plus aChristmas check of seventy-fivedollars has turned the head of thecook from her domestic dutiessnd it is greatly feared by allhouse members that she 'gonesouth’ to practice the arts ofBeauty Culture which she hasbeen studying through a corre¬spondence school.Whatever the causes of depar¬ture, the cook of the Sigma AlphaEpsilon house has permanentlyleft, and business at Hutchinsoncommons, the Coffee Shop andMaid-Rite is steadily increasingthrough the healthy appetites ofthe sorrowful, but hungry S A.E’s. CZECH SCHOLARTO LECTURE ONNATIVE WRITERSVocadlo Gives Series onModern NativeLiteratureStudy of Pricesatid ConsumptionOf Meat IssuedMirror Calls forSongs and DancersMen or women who write lyrics ormusic have been asked to communi¬cate with Muriel Parker at Fosterhall immediately.The tryouts for the chorus for Mir¬ror will be held next Wednesday at3:30 in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.No previous experience or training indancing is necessary. Mrs. ClarkeVenable, who was formerly MarianneDurbrow and has appeared before au¬diences in Chicago and New Yorkwill conduct the tryouts as she didlast year. She will also coach thechorus numbers. All women includ¬ing freshmen are eligible to try outfor the chorus. Last year those danc¬ing in the chorus were excused fromgym during practice.GIVE NEGRO PLAYSFour Negro plays will be present¬ed by all Negro casts tonight at theCube theater, 1538 E. 57th St. Twoperformances will be given at 8:00and midnight. Patrons of the Cubeand the cast of “In Abraham’s Bo¬som” negro play, showing at the Play¬house will attend the latter perform¬ance. Admission being by invitationonly. Influences that bear on meat con¬sumption and prices ard| being inves¬tigated in a survey directed by Dr.John iH. Cover, professorial lecturerin the school of Commerce and Ad¬ministration.The study is being made of trendsobservable over a period of years,differences due to seasonal and cycli¬cal tendencies, and irregular fluctua¬tions. The effect of competitive andsubstitute articles on consumption,regional and local variations affect¬ing consumption, and the effects ofpopulation, race ,nationality, creed,and family influences are beingstudied.Tendencies in meat prices are be¬ing compared with tendencies ofprices of other groups of commod¬ities and services. Wholesale andretail prices are being comparedwith each other and with livestockprices, labor and other costs, andwith general business conditions.From the consumers point of view,variations in choice of meats by re-(Continued on page 2) A series of lectures on “ModernCzech Literature from Jan Kollar toKarel Capek” will be given by Pro¬fessor Otakar Vocadlo in Harper as¬sembly room on January 8, 10, andjll at 4:30. The titles of the individ¬ual lectures are “Introduction: CzechPoetry,” to be given Tuesday, Jar-j uary 8; “Czech Prose,” Thursda>,January 10; and “Czech Drama,”j Friday, January 11.Dr. Vocadlo is a graduate of theUniversity of Prague, and is at pres¬ent lecturer in Czech language andliterature at tne University of Lon-Idon. Because he intends to be alecturer in English language and lit¬erature in Czechslovakia ProfessorVocadlo decided to come to theUnited States for the benefits he willderive from personal experience here.He has spent more than six years inEngland and speaks English flu¬ently.Worked At CambridgeIn addition to his lectureship atthe University of London, Dr. Vo¬cadlo has conducted tutorial classesin modern drama at Cambridge uni¬versity. During the last few monthsProfessor Vocadlo has been lecture-ing at Columbia university where hewas well received. He has also lec¬tured at other American universitiesand colleges.Professor Vocadlo is a personalfriend of Karel Capek author of R.U. R., futuristic play which was aTheatre Guild success several sea¬sons ago. It was he who arrangedfor Capek’s trip to England and forsome of his translations into Eng¬lish.Writes Scholastic WorksHOLD RECOGNITIONSERVICE FOR NEWY. W. C. A. MEMBERSY. W. C. A. will hold its annualrecognition service for new membersThursday at 4 in the chancel of thechapel. The student officers will pre¬side at this candle lighting servicewhich is part of the religious life ofthe association. Betty White, Flor¬ence Stackhouse, Miriam Miller andJane Mullenbach are in charge of thearrangements for the program.Only those women who have signedmembership cards this year are ex¬pected to attend. This includes w'om-en who worked in interest groups lastquarter. Any w’omen w'ho are doubt¬ful of their standing may inquire atthe Y. W. office before Thursday.The association will hold a tea onthe following Thursday. Dates forthe Y. W. C. A. events of the quarterwill be announced then. The writings of Professor Vocadlohave been mainly scholastic. He isauthor of several publications onSlavonic and other languages and onthe literary relation between Amer¬ica, England and Czechoslavakia. Heis the editor of the “Standard Li¬brary” at Prague, is at present pre¬paring a Czech-English grammar,and is contributing to the leadingCzech-English encyclopaedia, andthe Encyclopaedia Britannica.Dr. Vocadlo is a member of theWorld Association for Adult Educa¬tion and a Fellow of the AmericanI Geographical society.As there is no department ofSlavonic literature in the Universitythis will be the only oppotrunity forstudents to learn of that great body‘of literature.‘ The American National Allianceof Czechoslavaks is sponsoring thelectures.CALL FOR PICTURESFiesta CommitteesTo Discuss PlansAll members of the committee forthe Fiesta to be gflven by El CirculoEspanol have been asked to attendan important meeting to be held to¬day at 2:30 in the Wickgr room ofIda Noyes hall.El Circulo Espanol will hold itsfirst regular meeting of the quarterWednesday at 4 in Ida Noyes hall.At the meeting the committees forthe fiesta will make their reports, andfurther plans will be discussed. Re¬freshments will be served at the closeof the meeting.Another subject which will beopened for discussion at the meetingWednesday will be the toboggan par¬ty for which tentative arrangementswill be made. All seniors registered in the collegesof Art, Literature and Science, Com¬merce and Administration, Law, andEducation must have their picturestaken at the Daguerre studio immedi¬ately if they wish them to appear inthe ’929 Cap and Gown. Appointmentsmust be made at once since this sec¬tion goes to print, February .’ This isthe last call for pictures as the dead¬line will not bet set back. The Da¬guerre studios are located at 2.8 S.Wabash Avenue. The phone is Wa¬bash 0526.BOARD HOLDS TEAAnother Acquaintance Tea hasbeen arranged by the Board of Wom¬ens Organizations to take place Wed¬nesday, January 16, in the theaterof Ida Noyes hall.Invitations have been extended toto all women of the University. Aprogram to consist of mask anddancing is being arranged by JaneMullenbach.■jpp iwpp wmmmmtmm mm.®If^ Satlg iUarnnnFOUNDED kN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March ."i, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORHENRY D. FISHER, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENRobert C. McCormack.... News EkiitorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorDay EditorDay EklitorWOMENJ. Aldean GibboneyFrances A. BlodgettMarjorie Cahill Feature EditorS''phomore EditorSophomore EditorMarion E. White..- ....Sophomore Eklitor SPORTS DEPARTMENTAlbert Arkules Sophomore EklitorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unH.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.WE JOIN A SOCIETYA determined group trouped into the office the other day.They seemed to be men with a single avowed purpose in life, andtheir determination seemed incapable of tolerating frustration. Theywere men who appeared to have seen much of life and who hadsuffered its stings to the full. Ihey were The Society For TheAbolition Of The Christmas Card Why, they demanded of us,is the practice of sending Christmas cards still tolerated among thecivilized and rational peoples of the world? Though the practicemight have been originated with the intention that it was an admir¬able method of spreading the Yuletide spirit, as it turned out, theyargued, the practice generates only much misery and agony. Theysaid that never does a person examine a Christman card sent tohim with any appreciable gratitude; his apprehension is too over¬whelming; he is too frightened at the prospect that it might be fromsomeone whom he had neglected. If the card is from that someonethe receiver of the card is filled with remorse; if it happens to befrom someone whom the receiver was thoughtful enough to observe,then the receiver’s emotion is merely one of relief. Wheredoes the element of good cheer enter? It does not.The Society did not argue long with us, but they argued skill¬fully and with much conviction. We are now a full-fledged mem¬ber.‘‘SOCIAl. ATHLETES’President Cutten of Colgate recently added to the long list ofprofessorial discussions concerning athletics a proposal that is worthrepeating. Once a famous football player at Yale, he had nothingto comment upon over-emphasis of the gridiron game, but suggestedthat more distinct emphasis be placed on those sports exempt fromphysical contact inasmuch as they benefit the student physically andsocially in after life. He pointed out that as soon as a collegianhd been graduated he almost utterly abandoned sports of physicalcontact.President Cutten feels that a tuition should be levied on courseswhich included instruction in these social games just as a tuition islevied on a chemistry or political economy course. He maintainedthat the graduate who is capable of playing a passing game of tennisor gold, who is a good horseman or swimmer, is an asset to anybusiness or corporation.TTie idea is not altogether a new one except in that it suggeststhe incorporation of these semi-social-athletic accomplishments inthe curricula of studies. There is no question but that an acquire¬ment of one or two of these social accomplishments promotes thegraduate’s future physical and material well-being, but there is muchroom to doubt whether the actual acquirement of such nicetiesshiould be included in the academic curricula. What with the “BeautyCulture” courses offered at Smith and whatnot, the college curriculaseems too confused and top-heavy as it is.V\ THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. JANUARY 4, 1929AFRICAN COLLEGESTUDENTS TO BEAT UNIVERSITY(Continued from page 1)dergraduate represetatives of thecommittee include Annette Allen,president of the Women’s Self Gov¬ernment association and HarriettHarris, a member of the Board ofWomen’s Organizations of the Uni¬versity and Women’s Editor of theDaily Maroon.The committee has arranged atentative schedule for the receptionof the visitors. On Tuesday, Janu¬ary 15, the group will arrive in Chi¬cago, and, after going to their head¬quarters at the Allerton club, willmake a trip through the stock yards.A luncheon at Swift and Co., willfollow. From there the group willtravel to the University, where itwill remain until evening.On the next day a boulevard sight¬seeing trip of Chicago will be con¬ducted, followed by an inspectionof Northwestern University atEvanston and the McKlintock cam¬pus in Chicago. The Marshall Fieldstore, the Art Institute, and theField Museum will be seen on Thurs¬day, the final day which the groupwill spend in Chicago.The expenses of the trip, which have been made as smaH as possible,are being met by the individual stu¬dents.STUDY OF PRICESAND CONSUMPTIONOF MEAT ISSUED(Continued from page 1) WANT ADSTO RENT—Furn. apt. 1st floor, 3rms. priv. bath, yard. Children wel¬come; near U. of C., one block tosurface lines. Everything furnished.Cheap. Also 2nd floor large rm. andsleeping porch with or without lighthousekeeping, closet. Midway 7524.gions and communities, by the sex,age, and occupation of the consum¬er, and by differences in race, na¬tionality and creed are being noted.The study will, it is hoped, pio-duce more definite information thanhas hitherto been available on thesubjects under investigation, andwill enable productx*s, packers, re¬tailers, and consumers to meet withgreater certainty the problems aris¬ing in the production and distribu¬tion of meat and meat products. RESIDENCE for University wom¬en. Large living room with family.Attractive rooms $6 to $9. Break¬fast served in rooms. 5735 Kenwood.TO RENT—Spacious two roomkitchenette apts. Children welcome.Yard, parking space, near bus, I. C.and U. of C. Midway 7524.FOR RENT—Unheated garage,$10 per month. 5748 Harper Ave.University Drug Co.61st and EllisLUNCHEON SERVEDReal Home Made FoodServed as You Like It.We Deliver Fairfax 4800 BOULEVARD INN1512 Hyde Park Blvd.Phone: Drexel 1703‘High Class Place for Nice People’$7 single, $9 double, and up And So ToLyon & HealyUp at eight, in time to make ourNew Year call at Woodlawn’sforemost music house (a spright¬ly step away) where we did seethe most amazing array of—Sheet MusicRecordsBanjosGuitars PhonographsRuliosUkulelesSaxophones-and did learn these can bebargained for in lowmonthly payments.OfUcial CoUe^GFEATEENITYcJewelryBacl^es~Pin^s~}loi>eHie9 Woodiawn Store870 East 63rd St.VARBEN PIPER AGO31 N. STATB rr. lyon A HealyWhm (Hn nrshtuHyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodiawn At*.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 611 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m,—The Home Party.CHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan Avenue an& 57th StreetUon O^den Uo<Jt — ministerSUNDAY, JANUARY 6, 19291 I A. M.—“Origination. ”6 P. M.—Channing Club, Meadville House, “The Mysticismof an Underdog.” EPISCOPALChritt ChurchWoodiawn at 6SthThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. m.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. ni.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students are welcome. Dailyservices.Sunday, January 6Dr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak onRoald Amundsen, Explorer andMartyr: 9 Memorial TributeService broadcast by WCFLAll seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.Blackstone Ave. and 53rd St.00 a. m.—Church School.00 a, m.—Morning Worship.30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea6:30 p, m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting8:00 p. m.—Evensong Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 611 o’clock—Dr. Ozara S. Davis,on “The Romance of Hawaii.’’5 p. m.—Scrooby Club for YoungBook Review Meeting.University students invited. WATCHTHECHURCHADSFORSERMONSUBJECTSSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorRev. E. Lester Stanton, Assistant PastorSUNDAY, JANUARY 6, 19291 1 :00—“Christianity in Earnest.”S:00—“The Christian in the Home. . The Church ofThe RedeemerSSth and BlackstaneREV. JOHN HENRY HOrKINS, D. D..University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DownerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. Ill., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. in.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel service every weekday.St. Paul’s Church■6tk and OowhwtarParish Office: 4946 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oskisnd $181REV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersRev. Otis C. JacksonSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:3C a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service. 5 p. m.Young Peoplea’ Society, 6 p. m.Woodiawn Park Methodbt Episcopal ChurchWoodiawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PaetorSUNDAY, JANUARY 6, 19299:45—Sunday School.Morning 11 o’clock—“The Enlargement of Life.”5:30 P. M.—Ed worth League.7:45 P. M.—*‘The Outlook for Christian Leadership.”Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, JANUARY 6, 1929Sermon: 11 A. M.—“The Appeal of the New Year.”Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—Rev. A. P. Herman will lead thediscussion on “Wish Thinking.” riChicago battlesstrong Butler quintettomorrow. Battp jWaroon Chicago battlesstrong Butler quintettomorrow.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1929The Tempest wishes to acknowl¬edge the receipt of the golden awardfor the most unsung hero of theperiod following that era of warknown as "New Years. The UnsungHero Association presented the med¬al “for the only column in the Unit¬ed States and its possessions that fail¬ed to rave over, exalt, weep andlaugh at the error of the well krownMr. Reigels of California.* * * Maroons Meet Powerful ButlerQuintet In Laist Practice GameThese unsung heroes are reallybecoming too numerous. At the Be¬loit farce in the gym the other night,some rooter quite embarassinglydropped his flask during a time outperiod. Immediately the few hundredpairs of eyes in Bartlett centeredupon this unfortunate example ofmale pulchritude. However, quitenonchalantly this young hero got up,walked around to where the objectof his quest lay and with a most cas¬ual manner picked it up and droppedit into his over coat pocket. TheCroix de Guerre will be awarded atthe next session of the French Cham¬ber of Deputies.Michigan may feel the loss of acertain young gentleman by thename of Oosterbaan, but we thinkthat his shoes will be quite capablyfiled by that other famous yankee,Joe Truskowski. Besides being thecaptain and star end of the 1929Wolverine eleven, “Doc” as he isnot called by anybody, has beenplaying a sweet game of basketballfor the old Alma Mater. Joe scoredsixteen points against Cornell andwas then taken out. We should seeMichigan fare pretty well in the Con¬ference this season, but more of thatlater.A1 Jolson was right when he said,‘You ain’t seen nothing yet.” Wethought we had seen everything thatwas humorous in the antics of theKinkajou in Rio Rita, and were posi¬tive that the language in Front Pagewas most expensive. But you haven’theard anything unless you sat up inthe press coop and listened to theseworldly wise reporters from the downtown rags, referee, coach, and infact play the game of basketballthey are writing up. One yells,“shoot, shoot, while one of his fellowcompanions quite emphatically yells,(Continued on page 4) Paul Hinkle, one of the greatestbasketball guards in Maroon history,and leader of a team which won aBig Ten championship, will bring hisButler University tossers to the Mid¬way tomorrow night for a game withChicago. The Butler contest will closethe Chicago preconference schedule,Norgren’s team opening the Big Tencampaign on Tuesday with Purdue atBartlett Gymnasium.B.utler StrongThe Butler team is one of the bestoutfits in the country, if its showingso far is any indication. Among theBulldog triumphs are defeats of Pitts¬burgh and Purdue. Seven veterans areon Hinkle’s squad, and the team isbig and rangy, with uncanny shootingability and whirlwind speed.Capt. Frank White and DanaCandler, seniors, are Hinkle’s two for¬wards. Both are clever floor men anddeadly shooters, and their height makesI them hard to handle. Oral Hilde-! brand, a junior, the Butler center,leads the team in scoring. In WilliamI Bugg and Maurice Hosier, Hinkle hasa guard combination rated as the bestin the state.Use New OffenseThis is Hinkle’s seventh year atButler, and his present team is re¬garded as the best he has ever turnedout. The Bulldogs are using the de¬layed type of offense, which has beenwidely adopted by most of the lead¬ing teams this seaso'n.Maroons Rely On DefenseCoach N'els Norgren of the Ma¬roons, famous for his strong defensivecombinations, hopes to smother theButler attack despite the handicap oflack of height. The delayed offensemay help Norgren’s defensive efforts.Against the Butler style of attack.Norgren will oppose a quick breakinggame that is practically unique to theMaioons this season.The two recent games with Mon¬mouth and Beloit have helped greatlyin getting the Chicago team into shapefor its progress was retarded by thedisruption of the schodule. The shoot¬ing has not been as good as was ex¬pected, but a better percentage is look¬ed for against Butler.Guard Position WeakChangnon and Kaplan probably willbe Norgren’s choices for the forvvards,with Capt. \"irgil Gist at forward, andJOUms M/nderAhe>sj6ar>sU/n a Smoker “JAwaitingLoved OneJamesburg, N. J.,December 2, 1927Jest a-sittin’, smokin’ EdgeworthAn’ a-thinkin’, dear of you;An’ a candle’s burnin’ brightly.An’ it says your love is true.For the daj’s are long, of waitin’,An’ the nights are longer still.An’sometimes (always smokin’)I pick up this old quill—An’ try to write some poetryTo tell you of my love.As poetry it ain’t much good,But—holy days above—It’s jest the best I can, an’ soYou’ll find me, when I’m through.Jest a-sittin’, smokin' Edgeworth,An’ a-thinkin’, dear, of you.“J”EdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco Marshall Fish and Bill Crawford atguards. Norgren has been hunting formore than a month to find a good manto play with Fish, and the guard posi¬tion is still a weak spot, although sev¬eral of the men, including Abbott andBlattburg, are developing.Last year, Butler and Chicago clash¬ed on New Year’s Eve, and the Ma-thirty seconds intervened. Then andthere, Chadd, flashy Butler forward,plunked in a basket and Hinkle’s troupemerged with a hollow victory of 26-25.A Dictionary of ChemicalElquationsContains twelve thousand completedand balanced chemical equations, classifiedand arranged for ready reference.ECLECTIC PUBLISHERS1512 Tribune Tower Chicago, III. PURDUE SQUAD TOBEGIN TITLE RACEAGAINST ILLINOISCoach Ward Lambert’s title-defend¬ing Purdue basketball squad will makeits first stand of the season against aBig Ten foe in Lafayette Saturdaynight in Memorial gymnasium whenCraig Ruby’s Illinois quintet, one ofthe fastest developing teams in thecircuit, attempts to get at least par¬tial revenge for the two defeats it suf¬fered last season at the hands of theLambertmen. In its non-conferencegames, Illinois has been hitting a fastvictory clip that stamps the five as atitle contender, and a nip and tuck bat¬tle is expected.Captain Cummins, Purdue’s highscoring forward who was vnable toplay in the DePauw game Tuesdaynight because of an injured knee, isnot epected to be able to appear inthe Big Ten debut unless the injurymends quicker than expected. Al-(Continued on page 4) Medalletes ReadyFor I-M WinnersThe medaletes for last fall’ssports are ready for distributionit the Intramural Office. All win¬ners are urged to call for theirawards at once so that the med¬alletes can be distributed as quick¬ly as possible.INTRAMURAL NETSEASON TO OPENNEXT WEDNESDAYThe Intramural Basketball seasonwill open next Wednesday when both“A” and “B” division games are tocommence. The interest in the tour¬nament, as shown by the number ofentrants and the demand for prac¬tice courts, indicates that the com¬ing encounters will be exceedingly suc¬cessful. Teams can arrange for prac-(Continued on page 4) BOARDS OF W. A. A.AND TARPON MEETSTART ACTIVITIESTarpon club and W. A. A. will be¬gin the winter quarter’s work nextweek with meetings of the boards ofboth organizations.W. A. A. board will meet duringthis quarter at 2:30 on Mondays, InMonday’s meeting dates will be setfor open meetings and other events ofthe quarter. Tarpon board will meetat 12:00 on Tuesday and will continuewith the program of competition whichwas begun last quarter.On account of the physical examina¬tions given by the Women’s Depart¬ment of Physical Education scheduledfor today. Tarpon club will have itsfirst meeting of the quarter Friday,January 11 at noon in the pool of IdaNoyes hall.Candidates for the women’s inter¬class swimming teams are urged toreport at either 2:00 with the freshmen(Continued on page 4)WE RENTTUXEDOS - FULL DRESSCutaways and Masquerade1 Costumes''fl For Your Proms and AfFairsj; Special Student RatesFromSAM GINGISS & SON6 Elast Lake St. , Room 304 TeL Dearborn 8946 ChicafoOPEN EVENINGS Your Position in Life Demands Good Clothes—But Why Be Extravagant?^Jerrems SaleA Suit with Extra Trousersfor the Price of the Suit AloneOvercoatsAt BottomPrices $65 $75 $85and UpwardsTailored to Your Individual Measure New ShadesBrown****CameVs HairTane*GraysBluish GraysHeather MixturesNavy BluesEnglhh RidingBrm*ch*MRaincoatsTravelCoatuand SportAccaccoriasat Our324 S.Miahigan Avm.Storm PAMOUS ENGLISH WORSTEDS and Cheviots, Bannock-^ burns and sturdy Scotch Tweeds, Irish Homespuns and awide range of distinguished American Fabrics.YOU’LL HAVE HUNDREDS of beautiful new woolens tochoose from—medium weights for all year wear, heavy weightsfor winter, and New Spring Woolens for those going SOUTHor to CALIFORNIA.YOU’LL FIND THAT JERREMS’ SALE presents a rare op-portunity for you to secure exceptionally fine hand-tailoredclothes at ROCK BOTTOM PRICES.And you*ll appreciate theeconomy and convenienceof additional trousersi$55 Specials at Our Clark Street Store^ Including Suit and Extra Trousers or Knickers )^Quietly Correct**Kvmning Clmthms andCutaufay FromhtforWeddings sutd RmmmptiomejormaJ-^ittinm smI Sport Clotha7 N, LA SALLE ST. 824 8. MICHIGAN AVE. 71 E. MONROE ST.140-142 S. CLARK ST. (Near .Adams)225 N. WABASH at Wacker Drive (2nd Floor Fisk Bldg.)issimPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 4, 1929A SCOTCHMANS’ LAMENT(Hogmany — Gk>od Scots for NewYear’s Eve)Hogmany night is past and wentAnd bitterly I rue it.For by a ciirsed accidentI ha’ come SOBER through it!Na’ guid Scotsman should do sicthingsAs I ken weel enowBut drown the year wi’ toddy slingsAlas! I couldna do it!The doctor’s ta ’en ma toonsils ootNaething ta pother o’erBut (rfi! the bluidy, murtherin’ coot!Has left ma toonsils sore!Tha smithist gin—it burns like fire *And Usquebaugh as well.Sic luck would raise a Saxons ireTa a Scot; ye ken, tis Hell!Le Turque Noir. THE NEW YEAR HAS CAMEThe New Year has came and shehas went. Sobeit. hie—We wentplaces hie and we did things hie. Wesaw peepol hie n’ they saw us hie N’as tha evening wore on hie we sockedpeepol hie n’ they socked us. We sawfat ladies in fur coats and fat ladieswithout fur coats hie we went to theDill Pickle and we went to CollegeInn hie we were thrown out of oneof them hie n’ it must have been theDill Pickle hie we went to the BlackHawk and we went to the RosemarieI hie we rode in pink cabs with walsingdrivers and we shot hie craps with“L” conductors hie we’re broke n’ westill gotta headache but for alia thatit wuz a damn successful evening. ByAllah! We didn’t hafta speak to adoggone woman all the doggonenight! Whoopee!‘‘AFTER ALL—you can sleep nextSunday ...”THE BLIND TIGER. BOARDS OF W. A. A.AND TARPON MEETSTART ACTIVITIES(Continued from sports page)and juniors or at 3:30 with the soph¬omores and seniors in order to sup¬plement the material which has al¬ready turned out for practice.INTRAMURAL NETSEASON TO OPENNEXT WEDNESDAY(Continued from sports page)tice courts at Bartlett and “U” Highgymnasiums through the IntramuralOffice. Entries must be in by Fri¬day noon.THE TEMPEST(Continued from sports page)“Dribble, you—*&!$”—“ Dribble”And when the buckets start droppingthey wax eloquent over the virtuesof the players, and then at the endof the game send back a report thatthe game was deadly boring. Sic Semper Tyrannis.* * *How can we think? How can wewrite? How can we eat? How canwe do anything? BUTLER IS COM¬ING! ! I IPURDUE SQUAD TOBEGIN TITLE RACEAGAINST ILUNOIS(Continued from sports page)though the Boilermakers were able tostop DePauw’s winning streak with-SPECIALDIXIESANDWICHESSALADSDONUTSWe Serve a BusinessLuncheon50cTHEYour eyes are invited DIXIEDONUT SHOP out Cummins, his services will bemore keenly missed streak against thetype of game Illinois will present. 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