‘‘COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” Batlp iRaroon Famous Singers toAppear in Chapd.Vol 28. No. 32. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 23, 1928 Price Five Cent*AthenaeumEditor's note: A reel glutton forpunishment, this Virus Homo feU KEDROFF QUARTET RETURNS FEB. 20PLAYERS REVIVE WILDE PLAY OF '90’slow. He's come keck for more, endwe heve e suspicion tket he'll getit. This time it's the chepel he se¬lects es the object of his vitupere-tions. Some men were born cynicsend others ecquire cynicism (et col¬let*): but Virus Homo seems toheve swellowed the full uouble dose,it's e bed thing when e men sourson ell thet's fine end beeutiful inthis world. Our sympethies to thecynics.Incidentelly, lest the Meroon beblemed for these ungrecious mele-dictions, we expressly deny ell sym-pethys with the euthor end his er- |tide below. The Atheneeum is enopen column es long es there ere enyrestrictions. Hence we print enyend ell contributions without feeror fevor, though editorielly we differredicelly with the sentiments ex¬pressed.THE NEW CHAPELBy Virus HomoNow that the tumult and theshouting has pretty well died, theNew Chapel enters upon the prob¬lem of finding its true significanceand position on the campus. Onthinking the matter over, it seemsto be dawning on everyone that thisgreat building, however magnificent,looks at present like a rather costlyand perplexing white elephant, asindeed the gentlemen who have thisnew campus Behemoth under con¬trol are quoted as having whisperedthemselves in more private circles.It is obvious that the building comesmore or less as a stranger amongus, seeking a place in our mentalprocesses where no place has beenallowed. It is superfluous and athing to be admired, but a rathercostly present if it has no value.Just exactly why is it that theUniversity of Chicago should needa chapel of this sort anyway? Doesit come as an expression of the at¬titude of the campus itself, as thecathedrals of the middle ages, anembodiment of our ideals and aspir¬ations beautiful in expressing ourfeeling as well as its own art? Notin the least. It stands as a monu¬ment to blind faith and medievalmysticism in a place where everyteaching in classes and aspect ofthought is against the traditionalforms of faith that it represents,and where the attitude of people isconspicuously indifferent, if' not inmany cases violently antagonistic, tpthe maintenance of those traditionsthat are breaking down everywhere.It is a great, beautiful, reminiscentMmb; a pathetic religious offeringot the powers that built it to themoral and social gods. It is a whiteelephant, nothing more or less.There is a bare possibility thatsomehow it might have been builtfrom a desire to reestablish chatold fatal idealism among us whohave become too material tc be Ig¬norant. What can no longer be doneto the incredulous in the cant andmental pressure of the forbiddingprotestant revival houses, is now tobe accomplished with pomp andsplendor, medieval pageantry andartistic grandeur, the emotional ap¬peal of soft music, glowing lights,and vast distances. Here shall bebuilt a new religion that shall bemade of the last weak dregs of theold. And it might have done a verycommendable work in this regard ifit had been placed among the factorymen and in the places where life isevil because it offers no relief ormeaning, bqt it is so much baWsr-dash at the University of Chicago.Here, if we want to know the mean¬ing of life, we can dabble with themolecules, and chromosodes, and in¬terstellar spaces, and if wo do nptwant to know we can -forget about itin dances, shows, and beer joints.Perpetuated in the chapel is nothingbut the old medieval mysticism asbut a happy reminiscence.Yes, vrithout question the newchapel is a great perplexing super¬fluity. There are a thousand things(Coatinuad on page .2) PRESENT lADYWINDERMERE’ ATREYNOI^ CLUBNotables to Attend asDrama Season’sSponsorsTonight and Saturday at 8:30 thegay nineties live again in the Rey¬nolds club theatre at the Dramaticassociation's presentation of **LadyWindermere’s Fan,” Oscar Wilde’sdrawing room melo-drama of themauve decade, when waists were nar¬rower and drawing rooms crackledwith racy epigrams. In an effort tocatch the spirit of this colorful pe¬riod the costumes and furniture usedin the play are actually products ofthe time.The cast, which differs throughoutfrom that of the last production, in¬cludes Rosalie Martin as Lady Win¬dermere, Florence Hersman as Mrs.Erlynne, Bussell Whitney as LordWindermere, and Arthur Ernsteinas Lord Darlington.Large Sappartiag CastThe supporting cast consists ofHoward L. Willett, Jr., MargueriteFemhols, Jay Anderson Parker,Leila Whitney, Virginia Ratcliff,Olive Irvine, William Gartside, Rus¬sell Huber, Winfield Lowe, ZeldaShapiro, Marion Eckhart and DoraAlpert.The association’s season sponsors,including Mr. and Mrs. FrederickC. Woodward, Mrs. Rockefeller Mc¬Cormick, Mr. and Mrs. William E.Nitze, Mrs. Ernst Freund, Mrs. Per¬cy B Eckhart, Mr. and Mrs. LoradoTaft, Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Good-speed, and Mr. Harold Swift, will bepresent. Mrs. W'oodward and Mrs.Robert V. Merrill are entertainingguests at the performances.Ticket* Still AveilebieThere are still tickets availablewhich will be on sale at the box of-(Continued on page 6)SPANISH CLUB PICKSFIESTA COMMITTEESFOk annual danceBella Rubinson, president of theSpanish club, announces the appoint¬ment of the following committees inpreparation for the annual SpanishFiesta reception committee, RichardKern, Gcue*a Duval; decoration com¬mittee, Osmond Palmer, George Fcth-erston, and Marjorie Ledy; refresh¬ment committee. Clover Flanders,Florence Sprinkle; entertainment com¬mittee'’, David Baronofsky, EleanorMcLain and Don Blackwell; programcommittee, Rachel Schiffman, GraceMcLaughlin; tickets committee,Charles Ault and Bernard Negronida.Marion White has charge of pub¬licity.The date for the Fiesta has beendefinitely set for Jan. 25, contrary tothe erroneous statement statement inThe Daily Maroon that it would beheld in December. The affair will begiven on the third floor of Ida Noyeshall.Gilkey to AddressEasterh CollegesDean Charles W. Gilkey left lastnight for the East, where he willpreach at Mt. Holyoke and Smith col-leges. Dr. Gilkey has chosen as hissubject “Perspectives in StudentLife.”Saturday, afternoon Dr. Gilkey willwitness the Yale-Hsarvard game atNew Haven. He expects to returnhome next Tuesday. Kirby Page TalksFor Liberal ClubOn World Peape‘‘The reason war and internationalconflict still exists is because of thefailure of humanity to put faith in in¬ternational sanction,” said KirbyPage, editor of the liberal mag¬azine, ‘‘The World Tomorrow,” in hisspeech in Harper Mil yesterday af¬ternoon. The Liberal club sponsoredthe program.“Were it not a fact, it would be in¬credible that a country so advanced inmaterial progress should be ruled bythe spirit of war,” continued thespeaker. ‘‘This is due to universal be¬lief in four doctrines: sovereignty, na¬tional interest, national honor, andnational patriotism.” The speaker thenexplained the doctrine of sovereignty,tracing its history from the primitivetribes of the past to the time of theconstitutional convention followingthe revolution.Faults of the League"Do you want to know what iswrong with our present World Courtand League of Nations?” asked Mr.Page. “It is because both are suf¬fering from the same disease that par¬alysed the constitutional convention.The nations are afraid to put confi¬dence in International sanction. Thestates were afraid to give up theirindividual rights just as the nationsof the world arc today.”Page believes that an internationalcan exist, and must exist if the worldis to outlaw war. The method of en¬forcement of such a body, the speak-(Continued on page 2)VARSITY POLO TEAMTO PLAY omCERSIN PRACTICE MATCHOfficers of the military science de¬partment will meet the varsity poloteam Monday in a match to be playedin the one hundred and twenty-fourthfield artillery armory at thirty-thirdstreet and Wentworth avenue.The officers of the unit will be as¬sisted in this game by Colonel Mar-gette of army headquarters. Theirleader will be Major Christian, headof the department, and a former var¬sity polo player at West Pewnt. Allthe officers are West Point graduates.Major Christian believes that thismatch will be the best sort of train¬ing for the varsity team. The teamhas had only one previous match thisyear, in which they lost to the one-hundred and twenty-fourth field ar¬tillery team, runners-up in the na¬tional indoor champions. Polo is anintercollegiate sport which has beenendorsed by Coach Stagg, the Univer¬sity team having received maroon jer¬seys from the athletic department.Many of the students in the militaryscience department are planning toattend the match.Women Hold DinnerFor Board MembersThe Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions will hold its annual banquet forthe joint boards of the women's or¬ganizations Tuesday, December 4,at 6:30 in the sun parlor of IdaNoyes hall. Invitations to attend thebanquet have been extended to thefirst cabinet of the Y. W. C. A., theW. A. A. board, the Federationcouncil, and the two Junior womeneditors of The Daily Maroon. Sev¬eral members of tke faculty havealso been invited.Marcella Koerber, who was re¬cently elected Junior representativeto the board, is in charge of makingarrangements for the ili^er. STUDENTS VOICEOPINION OF N. U.OENOUr^EMENTCampus Leaders PresentViews on Big TenArgumentThe Daily Northwestern’s editorialadvocating that Chicago withdrawfrom the Western conference be¬cause of its poor showing in foot¬ball this season, and the reply ofthe Daily Maroon and The MichiganDaily in yesterday’s papers hascaused considerable comment. TheChicago Daily Tribune published se¬lections from the Maroon and Mich¬igan editorials but refrained fromcomment.StadeDt* Voice SentimentsThat is not the case, however, withsome of the University's prominentstudents. Russel Whitney, head mar¬shall says, “The article is all rightin sentiment but poorly written.”Betty Taylor comments that “theyoung are always optimistic,”and she refers to Northwestern.Charles Harris, last year’s businessmanager of The Daily Maroon,thinks that “it was the action of oneindividual trying to be blase, andnot the action of a campus paper.”Betty Galt, a member of the Federa¬tion council thinks that “Northwes¬tern has no foundation for judgingus. Poor Northwestern seems to behaving a hard time with their edi¬torials.”Aide Expresses OpiaieeLeila Whitney, head aide, admires“The clever and sarcastic reply ofthe Maroon. Miss Whitney feels that'Chicago should simply laugh at theNorthwest«m article.” Verlon Mes-kimen, president of the Interfrater¬nity council was not reticent aboutgiving his opinion. “The Daily Ma¬roon answer to that editorial was ex¬cellent as far as it went, but therecommendation, coming as it did(Continued on page 2)COFFIN AND VOGTARE SPEAKERS ATCHAPEL SERVICESPresident Henry Sloane Coffin,president of Union College, NewYork, will conduct the Sunday morn¬ing service at the chapel this week.“Although President Coffin is as yetunknow to mid-western circles,”stated Dean Charles W. Gilkey ofthe University chapel, “he is one ofthe most popular and most sought af¬ter preachers by students in Easternuniversities. His influence amongcollege people has been very great.”President Coffin is a member ofthe Yale Corporation and holds morehonorary degrees from Eastern uni¬versities than any other Americanminister. He has degrees fromHarvard, Yale, Princeton and Co¬lumbia.Swedish Society SingsThe Swedish Choral Society, un¬der the direction of Mr. Harry T.Cfurlaon, will furnish the usual Sun¬day musical program at the chapel.(Continued on page 2).Mim Piivis to TalkBefore Dames Club“The Purpose of the Child Guid¬ance Clinic,” is to be the topic ofdiscussion by Miss Elizabeth Davis,who will address the Dames club, anorganization for wives of studentsand faculty members of the Univer¬sity, at their meeting Saturday at 3in Ida Noyes. Select Women toSell Tickets forSettlement DanceWomen who are selling tickets forthe Settlement tea dance, which willbe held next Friday from 3 to 6 atthe Rejmolds club, will meet Kather¬ine Madison, chairman of the group,Monday at 8:45 at the table in thelobby of Cobb hall to receive theirtickets.Twenty-five salts women have beenchosen by W illiam Gartside andKatherine Madison, co-chairman forthe tea dance. .Tickets for the dancemay be procured for twenty-five centsfrom any of these women. They are:Margaret Anderson, Frances Blod¬gett, Janet Cunningham, FrancesCushman, Clair Davis, Frances Dee,Helen Dodd, Eleanor Eastwood,Helen Eaton, Marion Eckhart, Mar¬guerite Fernholz, Sylvia Friedeman,Rosalind Hamm, Dorothy Harsha,Peggy Howe, Marion Jamieson, JanetJohns, Betty Kuhns, Katherine Lam-medee, Helen Mix, Peggy Newton,Connie Renier, Peggy Russell, Gen¬evieve Snow and Evelyn Stinson.Name Six For ChorusVirginia Ratcliffe announces thatsix out of the eight members of theMirror chorus for Settlement Night,Dec. 7 and 8 have been definitelynamed. So far the dancers will be:Eugenie Beck, Kathryn Campbell,Clair Davis, Eleanor Mickleberry,Courtney Montague, and RuthO’Brien. Rehearsals will be held af¬ternoons under the direction of Vir¬ginia Ratcliffe who had the dancing(Continued on page 6)RESEARCH WORKERSHOLD FIRST ANNUALTWO DAY MEETINGD€>ctors and research workers fromthe middle western states will gathertoday and tomorrow for the first an¬nual meeting of the Central society forClinical Research. This society wasfounded to search for the solution ofthe many difficult problems of medi¬cal work and as a forum for the pre¬sentation of the discoveries of itsmembers in the fields of pathology,surgery and medicine.The conference will open at 9 thismorning with the presentation of pa¬pers on medical research. These pa¬pers which are limited to fifteen min¬utes duration will be read by theauthors.There will be a banquet for themembers of the society and guests atthe Palmer house this evening follow¬ed by the business meeting which willbe conducted by the president. Dr.Frank Billings of the Albert MerrittBillings hospital. Tomorrow the doc¬tors will visit the clinics and the re- |search laboratories of the University, iThe work of this society is the firstin the development of organized clin¬ical conferences in the west.Economic StudentsSee Industrisd FilmStudents in the Economic 102courses will view a motion picture to¬day at 3:30 in Pathology 17. The filmshows the work of a number of fac¬tories and big industrial enterprises,and has been prepared especially forthe use of university classes.The purpose of this showing, ac¬cording to a member of the economicsdepartment, is to give students a con¬ception of the real and varied natureof moaerii industry. Members ofthese classes must either view themovie or visit a factory.Other students interested have beeninvited to attend. RUSSIANISINGERSTO MAKE RETURNBOW 11^ CHAPELUndergraduate CouncilSponsor MusicalProgramThe Kedroff quartet, famous for itssuccesses in Europe and America, isreturning to the University for itssecond engagement Feb. 20, spon¬sored by the Undergraduate Studentcouncil. Last year the quartet washere early in the spring quarter, andgave a program composed of folksongs and songs specially written forthem by Russian composers. Thisyear it is planned to hold the recitalin the chapel.N. N. Kadroil, LaadsrThe leader and founder of thequartet, N. N. Kedroff, was former¬ly professor in the Imperial Con¬servatory in St. Petersburg, and hisbrother, C. N. Kedroff, was a pro¬fessor in the school of music tech¬nique. These two have been singingin quartets together 8incel898. Theother two members, T. K. Denissoffand T. F. Kasakoff, were in the im¬perial opera.Has Sang in EaropeThe quartet has sting all throughEurope and has appeared with theBoston and New York Symphonyorchestras. Their first appearance oncampns marked their initial recitallii the western part of the UnitedStates. They were well received bythe students, according to the Un-drgreadnate council. This year theUndergraduate council is taking overthe functions of the Moody founda¬tion, which sponsored the quartet'sfirst appearance, and is going tohandle all of the publicity and thesale of tickets. This recital is to beheld in the Chapel in accordancewith the new arrangement by whichall important lectures and recitalsare now presented there.The price of the tickets will prob¬ably be very low, for the receiptsare only needed to cover some of theexpense in transporting the quartethere.STERN RESIGNS ASSPORTS EDITOR OFTHE DAILY MAROONRobert L. Stern, senior sports edi¬tor of The Daily Maroon tenderedhis resignation yesterday afternoonto the Board of Control of TheDaily Maroon.Because of his work on a down¬town newspaper and various otherconflicting interests. Stem has feltthis move advisable.The Board of Control ia accept¬ing the resignation eaq^ressed toStern the appreciatioa ef The DailyMaroon for his three years of workon the sport page and their regretsat his action.During the eonrent quarter Stem’acolumn of sport notes, *'The Temp¬est,” has appeared regularly on thesport page.He is a member of Zeta Beta Taufraternity, and has been active incampus activities.Y. W. Group ToursSeltleiiient HouseThe Volunteer Service group ofthe Y. W. C. A. will visit the Uni¬versity settlement house which is lo¬cated at 4630 Gross Avenu'e tomor¬row morning. They snll meet in thefoyer of Ida Noyes hall at 9:30. Thepurpose of the trip is to visit classesheld at the settlement.IPage Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 23. 1928iatlg iiar00nFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratesIS.OO per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINOTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCha: lee H. Good. News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack —News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day SklitorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald _Day EMitorJtJin H. Hardin.._ Day EditorHenry C. Ripley — —Day EklitorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EMitorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EMitorFiancee A. Blodgett. Sophomore EkiitorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EMitorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarion E. White. Sophomore Ekiitor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. E'isher Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EkiitorJerome Strauss Sophomore EkiitorEkmnarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EkiitorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEkirle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon Secretar>'Lee Loventhal ^..Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local ^pyRobert Shapiro Local CopyHugh Mackenzie Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unH.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan. ISTALE STUFFAlthough the advantages of the lecture system are many, thereis one way in which the practice may be abused. We refer to thecustom of the several instructors who read outright from their notes.In many instances these notes were compiled years ago, andare th*umb and weather worn. Their contents have through constantrepetition become boring even to the instructor himself. Yet he iscontent to wade through them every quarter in which that particularcourse may be repeated. Their monotonous and wearisome effecton the lecturer is reflected and transmitted to the students who wereso unfortunate as to become enrolled in that course; and the soundsof the classroom become a one-toned drone, a few drowsy yarwns,and an occasional snore.The spirit of the pursuit for knowledge, the joy of learning aredead in such a classroom. The instructor has committed the unpar¬donable sin of lecturing: he has lost contact with his audience.With our system of sequence courses and compulsory classattendances the student has no way of avoiding this academic evil;he is helpless before it, and must suffer accordingly. Neverthelesshe cannot help but wonder why it is that, with the eternal spirit ofproductive scholarship being stressed as it is around these parts, hisinstructor i s satisfied to dole out material collected and assembledyears ago. ....NUMBER PLEASE?A receiver is lifted from a hook. A number is given to thetelephone operator, who relays it promptly to the girl at the desiredexchange. After an interval, during which the telephone exudesinimicable ’loises, scratches and clicks, a lazy voice whispers, “Uni¬versity.” You ask for Hitchcock Hall, and after another period ofsilence you- are rewarded by a drawled, “Hitchtock Hall.” Youask for Joe Goose in room 452. Goose’s name is shouted to theskies, and everyone in the hall hears the call for Goose but Joehimself. Someone going up offers to take the information to Goose,but on the way up meets friend Poppletree, and pleasantries of theday are discussed. Later he remembers to rap on inmate Goose’sdoor, but receives no answer. He shouts down the bannisters forsomeone to phone the waiting party that Goose is not in; and agraduate student disturbed in the midst of Hegel swears to himself.The message is relayed—but the party on the other end of the linehas long since gone to sleep, thoroughly exhausted.Can nothing be done about the telephone service in our dor¬mitories? l«l*!WILDE ON CAMPUSThose who like the wit and insolence of Oscar Wilde in theirplay-going would do well to visit the E>ramatic Association’s pres¬entation of “Lady Windemere’s Fan” this or tomorrow evening.After working his intellect for a week with problems of science oraesthetics, a student should be highly diverted by seeing the funfulWilde intellect at play with epigrams and paradoxes. STUDENTS VOICEOPINION OF N. U.DENOUNCEMENT(Continued from page 1)from Northwestern, was even moreludicrous than the Maroon editorialindicated. It was only a few yearsago that Northwestern men werenoted for their sissiness. My opinionis that the inane spirit manifested inthe past by foolish pranks has againsought an outlet, this time throughthe editorial.” John Ridge, editor ofthe Cap and Gown declared that“Northwestern has no business talk¬ing. Let them wait till they winsomething.”KIRBY PAGE TALKSFOR LIBERAL CLUBON WORLD PEACE(Continued from page 1)er believes, would have to bethrough moral condemnation ratherthan through military or economicaction, since a number of the larg¬er nations could effectively with¬stand an invasion by boycott.Kirby Page graduated from Drakein 1915, took post graduate work atthe University of Chicago, and in1926 became editor of “The WorldTomrorow.” COFFIN AND VOGTARE SPEAKERS ATCHAPEL SERVICES(Continued from page 1)It will commence at 4 and last 45minutes.Dr. Von Ogden Vogt, lecturer onReligion and Fine Arts, will inter¬pret the secular figures on the cha¬pel tower at the noon service today.The lesson will be read by BabtteLemon, and there will be a selectionby the choir. This service, which be¬gins at 12, will end promptly at12:20.Dean and Mrs. Gilkey will enter¬tain Professor and Mrs. Davis Ed¬wards as their guests at their at-home Saturday evening. ProfessorEdwards who is a member of the de¬partment of Public Speaking will en-SANDWICHSHOP& GRILLJoin Your Fellow Students—HERE—Club Breakfasts 15c and up.Luncheon 45c Dinner 65cSTEAKS CHOPS1208 E. 61st StreetBetween Woodlawn and KimbarkS. NEAL MELHAM tertain with a reading.Although the chapel has beenover-crowded at every jervice. DeanGilkey is disappointed because sofew students have attended. In or¬der to assure the students of seatingroom a section on the west side ofthe chapel will be reserved everySunday morning I’.ntil 11. The stu¬dent door must be used by thosewho wish to take advantage of thesereservations. ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)Sthat such wealth might have been de¬voted to that would probably haveproduced more progress, but thatis none of our business. The build¬ing is valuable as a magnificentpiece of art, but is it our custom tofavor pure, useless, art for its ownsake alone?Blow youneltto a real partyStep out Saturday night . . . gently butfirmly. Be yourself among real people—in a place you can write home about.Make the date now for Saturday night—Dinner-dance at Hotel Shoreland.Snappy music—^great floor—everythingfor a good time. Starts at 7 P. M.Much?—No, not considering the realdinner. $2 a person—no cover chargreto dinner guests! 50c each if you don’teat dinner here. Fix it up now—forSaturday.HotelShorelandFIFTY-FIFTH STREET at the LAKEPlaza 1000Hlfm 00 H0r0lftp®looWato0%e0U0 anb 57th jSireetOon O^den Oo^t ~ ministerSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 19281 I A. M.—“Righteous Harvests.”6 P.M.—Channing Club, Meadville House. Mr. E. Grimwadewill lead a discussion on “Democracy.”Hyde Park BaptiftChurch5600 Woodlawn Am.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2511 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6 .’00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7 .’00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.CHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Nov. 25, 11 a. olDr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak on“The Mjrth of the Soul—And theFact of the Soul”All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome.Hyde Park Pratbjrtar-ian ChurchRalph MarAall DavisMinister.Blackstone Ave. and 53rd St.10:00 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.5:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Tea6:30 p. m.—Young People’s So¬ciety Meeting8:00 p. m.—Evensong Hyde Park Congrega-tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 500$ SLWILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2511 o’clock—Regular morning serv¬ice.6 p. m.—ScrooDy Club for YoungPeople.7:00 p. m.—Entertainment and re¬freshmentsAll students cordi'ctlly invited The Kenwood ChurchI nterdenominstionslAlfred Lee Wilson, MinisterGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.12:15 p. m.—-Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lseey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWalter Pontius, TenorMark Love, BasoAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our services EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65th'fhe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. m.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students are welcome. Dailyservices.• • a’Thn Choreh olThe RedeemerSSth aaS BUckataa*lUeV. JOHN HKNRY HOrKlNS. D. D..University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DownerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. m., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. m.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel service every weekday.St. Paul’f ChurchBSth mi4 OtehmUePariah Offieai 4S46 DorehMtar Araaar■fal. Oakland IlMREV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. MyersRev. Otis C. JacksonSunday SarvicaaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:80 a. ra.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service. 6 p. m.Young Peoplea’ Sodaty, i p. atSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Av«. at 4601 St.King D. Baach, PaatorFred J. Scknall. Aaaociate PaatorSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1928 ,1 1 ;00—Regular Morning Service.8:00 P. M.—Regular Evening Service.Maka This Your Churek Home.Look for the TowarWoodlawn Psurk Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avanoa at 64th StGILBERT S. COX. PaatorSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 19289:45—Sunday School.Morning 11 o’clock—“My Brethren.”5:30 P. M.—Epworth League.7:45 P. M.—“Reconciling the Presence of Goodness andEvil in the World.”Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1928Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—“Invisible Witnesses.”Wranglers 5 :30 P. M.—Miss Corrine Rice, lawyer, will speak.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1928 Page TlurecTHE WEEKLY REVIEW ~Notes on Society and the Arts for the Well-InformedEDITH MASON AS “BUTTERFLY"“Tales of Hoffman to RetainInterest of Parisian PerformanceON THE BOARDS |THE INSPECTOR GENERALReviewed by Iris Goodman, Showing, at the Goodman theatreIf Nickolav Gogol’s farce “The In¬spector General’’ is any just indicationof the early eighteenth century politicalcorruption, then this play once againproves the falsity of the saying aboutthe good old days of our great-grand¬parents. That the play is satiricallyreal and earnest is proved by the state¬ment of Mr. Cloyd Head, businessmanager of the Goodman theatre whosaid that it was only through Dush-kin’s influence with the reigning czarof Russia, that the playwright wasable to present the play at all, as itwas deemed highly dangerous propo-ganda. He also adds that it was afavorite presentation of the MoscowArt theatre of Russia. It has not beenplayed a great many times in Englishtranslation.The theme, which is a favorite onefor all farces is mistaken identity. Themayor, whose conscience is guilty be¬cause he cheated the common people,in his zeal to pull the wool over theeyes of the general or to bribe himif necessary, in true Chicagoan style,plans for a glorious reception for theprospective guest. Nothing is lackingin his entertainment but alas, it iswasted on Ivan Alexandrovitch Hles-takov, who is only a young man outof funds, who takes advantage of thesituation to secure food, drink, shelter,lovemaking, and plenty of money forhimself at the expense of the guiltyand innocent, when he becomes awareof the real situation. Though the plotis very obvious and the acting in orderto conform with situation which is thedominant element of the play, is asobvious as the plot. Yet if you arenot too sophisticated, you will dropmany a chuckle over the high if low¬brow comedy.Though one Chicago newspapercritic in praising the play itself, re¬marked that the acting was a bitoverdone. I believe this criti<fTsm isinvalid. I, who have seen Russians getall hot and bothered over a waiter’smistake, do not believe that acting, inwhich exposure might mean prison,could be deemed over exuberant.Mr. B. Iden Payne, who makes hisfirst appearance with the Goodmanas director and actor does some fairlygood acting. What he will do in playsof a more subtle nature remains to beseen. His experience as co-actor withWhitford Kane and other successfulcontemporaries would seem to speakwell for him. The rest of the castare mediocre.While on the subject of little theatresI must not fail to mention a very goodselection of plays at the Cube whichI viewed with pleasure, mixed withthe pain caused from chairs withoutbacks—but they tell me that lumberhas been ordered to supply thisexigency so that to the Cube we maygo without fear of being hypocritical.The best of the plays — with theexception of the first which is theprimary affair of the “.Seven Affairs ofAnatole,” which I did not see—wasThe First Triangle,” a play aboutAdam and Eve, modernly staged andburlesqued. Though not recommendedfor the Sunday school as a method ofteaching Genesis, it is good fun, if abit obvious. The acting here seemedmuch superior to the acting at theGoodman but perhaps bias may creepin here because of acquaintance. “TheHero of Santa Maria,” a story of awar hero who was not a hero afterall and “The Green Scarf” a highlysophisticated conversational comadywere both excellent.The offerings are both being givenagain this week end so you may seethe plays if you are interested.Masons Hear UtleyOn Life in AfricaEntertainers announced for the Ma¬sonic smoker in the Reynolds clubtonight are Miss Annette Arnold, whowill whistle, and James Westbrook,who will sing. The speaker for theevening is Clifton M. Utley, who willspeak on “Student Life in Central Eu¬rope and Northern Africa.”The smoker starts at 8:30 and willcontinue until 11. CHICAGO VIGNETTES.... An old man with white hairturned brown around the neck gettinghis “bearings” one morning under theL at the corner of Adams and Wabashwith a large compass..... The peanut man at the cornerof Harrison and the Avenue in theshadow of the grim Victorian relicof a house that stubbornly holds itsown while skyscrapers push up aboutit, shoveling charcoal into his littlestove in which he roasts peanuts..... The fruit vender on PlymouthCourt just south of Van Buren whosells pears and bananas (in season) tothe noon tide of workers that pour outof Printer’s Row. He wears a suitthat has been patched at least in ahundred places. He is the model ofhonest poverty. .Ml reformers shouldmake a visit to the empty doorwaywhich he utilizes daily as a salesroom.His* pears are only five cents..... The traffic policeman at Mon¬roe and the Avenue who has a ’and-some Henglish mustache. We trustthat this copper will not fall underBig Bill’s ax as a violation of the“America First” slogan of the CityHall administration..... The dead cat in the alley onHarrison between Wabash and State.Perhaps somebody can lay this to theRed Peril.—L. E. B.Continue PoliciesOf Music LeagueAn opportunity to take advantageof Chicago’s musical events is beingoffered again this winter by the Stu¬dents’ Music League. The Leaguewas organized three years ago to en¬able students to hear the best operasand concerts at greatly reduced rates.Membership is open to all studentsof music and the allied arts. TheLeague is supported by the smallmembership fee of two dollars whicheach member pays upon joining, andby the donations of art loving patronsand benefit concerts.Application for membership may bemade to the Students Music Leagueo(^ Chicago, 920 Kimball Building,Chicago. Each member is entitled toone ticket to any performance whichhe wishes to attend. Additional ticketsmay also be secured at regular pricesat the League’s office. All tickets ob¬tained through the League are regulartickets and not passes to be exchangedat the box office.In addition to providing its memberswith tickets to concerts and operas atreduced rates, the League also acts asan advisory bureau for those inquiringconcerning teachers and coaches. TheLeague also maintains rooming housesand practice rooms available at lowprices.A bulletin sent out twice a monthkeeps its members informed on com¬ing musical events.“Trio” Only MeritIn Mediocre BalletThere seems to be a mysteriousanonymity marking the more beautifulthings of life. At any rate, the onlyredeeming feature of what turned outto be a distinctly second-rate Balletwas three young ladies who were pro¬grammatically designated simply as the‘Trio’. Doris Niles showed herselfunfit for any dancing except the Span¬ish numbers which she gave later inthe Ballet. Sister Cornelia showedfar more genuine artistry than didDoris who was stagey and much givenover to playing the audience. Thewhole performance was slightly stac¬cato, and nervous, but well illuminatedby brilliant costumes . . . perhaps toobrilliant. After regarding the style andmanner of the chorus work, and afterhaving had our attention averted fromthe bad dancing, by the excessive cos¬tuming, we come to the conclusionthat Musical Comedies have far reach¬ing influence on even the purer Ecolesde La Danse. Dr. Gilkey SeesNew Chapel as-Community LinkLess than a month ago the “newchapel” was dedicated. Yet, already,it is no longer new. It has become avital part of the Lbiiversity and, whatis more significant, of the communityand city.Dean Charles W. Gilkey in discus¬sing this orientation of the Universitywith its environment, said, “In allprobability the University withoutbeing aware of it in establishing thechapel has forged what will eventuallydevelop into the strongest link in itsrelationship with the city, the stateand even the country”.Already people are coming from allover the state to view this most beau¬tiful example of Gothic architectureand to attend the services held there.Dr. Gilkey told of one man fromRichmond. Indiana who after reachingthe chapel too late for admittance lastSunday afternoon in spite of his dis¬appointment felt no grudge towardthe University, for as he said, “it isworth much just to see a buildinglike this and to realize that peopleare flocking to its services in numberstoo great to be accommodated.The chapel is already serving as thecenter for many of the religious andartistic activities of Chicago andvicinity. The Union meeting of min¬isters held there immediately after thededication, the numerous tours throughthe building which have been organ¬ized for various clubs and organiza¬tions, and the requests which are madefor the use of the chapel as a meetingplace for large asseml)lies and services,are all indicative of the place whichthe chapel is filling.Of particular interest is the Thanks¬giving service to be held by Southsides churches next Thursday morningin the chapel. “It is through suchthings as this” said Dr. Gilkey, thatthe chapel will attain the height of itsusefulness.SOCIAL NOTESBy Alice TorreyThe fraternities, this week-end, areeither recuperating from their strenousactivities of last week, or they areresting in anticipation of their GreekBall to be held the eve of Thanksgiv¬ing in the Red Laquer Room of thePalmer House,At any rate Sigma Alpha Epsilon isthe only fraternity which has plannedentertainment for this weekend. OnFriday evening the house will becomea bit of China. A Chinese orchestrawill furnish the music (true Americanjazz, however). The guests at thisChinese party will be presented withattractive coolie coats.Among the decorations for the S. A.E. party are a number of genuinelyantique Chinese bronzes. One statuetteof a female Buddha said to be over2,()(K) years old.The clubs of the campus will bequite active this weekend. On Fridayevening The Wyvern is giving itsannual formal dance at Ida NoyesHall in honor of its pledges. MortarBoard too, is planning a dance forthat'evening at the Lake Shore Ath¬letic club. On Saturday evening ChiRho Sigma will participate in a Treas¬ure Hunt ending at the home ofDorothy Sylvester, 6618 Kimbark Ave¬nue. Delta Sigma is giving a rushingbridge on Friday.Saturday afternoon Kelly hall willentertain thtf faculty at tea; whileHitchcock Hall is planning a dancefor the evening.Mothers are being remembered thisweek, for the T. K. E’s have invitedtheir Mother’s club for bridge, onSaturday, while Alpha Tau Omega hasextended an invitation to the mothersfor dinner on Sunday.HONOR ALUMNA OF »21A former 'University student,Ruth Kapelsky, of the class of ’21,has been made assistant secretaryof the San Francisco stock exchange.She is said to be the best-postedwoman on stock exchange procedurein the west. “The Tales of Hoffman,” re-studied,completely re-costumed and with aningenious new scenic production willbe presented for the first time in thepresent season of the Chicago CivicOpera company Saturday afternoon,Nov. 24,The fantastic opera in its new pres¬entation abandons nothing of theoriginal interest it contained when itsprang into fame at its first perform¬ance at the Opera Comique in Parison February 10, 1881. To the con¬trary, it will gain in brilliance throughthe scenic effects which are the workof Julian Dove; the stage direction ofCharles Moor and the orchestraldirection of Henry Weber.The part of the dissolute poet Hoff¬man will be sung by Rene Maison,who is cast for the role for the firsttime in Chicagy.Featuring the fourth week will bea performance on Tuesday evening,November 27, of “Boris Godunoff”,which has not been heard in Chicagoin two years, but remembered for thediscussion it created on its last appear¬ance, when Vanni-Marcc^ux gave tigreat rendition of the name role—arole in which he has scored triumphafter triumph — and in which he isagain scheduled to appear on its pres¬entation this season.-Another feature thai will greatlyinterest the devotees of the opera bal¬Honor Schubert at‘Festival of Homage’What promises to be as impressivea spectacle as the Schubert Centennialcelebration to be given at Orchestrahall is the “Festival of Homage” inhonor of Franz Schubert to be heldat Medinah temple Sunday, December2, at 2:30 P. M. According to thepreliminary program, as announced byMr. Z. T. Egardner, chairman of theSchubert Centennial committee, Alex¬ander Kipnis, baritone of the ChicagoOpera company, has been secured assoloist.In addition the Gordon string quar¬tette artists will appear on the pro¬gram in cooperation with the ChicagoBusiness Men’s orchestra. Two thou¬sand singers of thirteen Chicago choralsocieties also participate in the event,and a mass chorus of two thousandvoices under the leadership of Mr.Carl Rekzeh and with Prof. Middel-schulte at the organ will close theconcert. The final program will beannounced later. let, is the first performance this seasonof a complete dance divertissement tofollow the performance of “Rigoletto”, •on Wednesday evening, November 27.“Carnival”, a character divertissementwas specially arranged by VechslavSwoboda, premier dancer and balletmaster of the Civic Opera ballet, to themusic of Drigo-Liszt, and it will serveto introduce all of the premiere solodancers of the company in the sameprogram.The week’s repertoire follows:Sunday* afternoon, November 25, at2—“Madame Butterfly”; Monday, No¬vember 26, at 7:45—“Lohengrin”;Tuesday, November 27, at 8—“BorisGodunoff”; VV’ednesday, November 28,at 8—“Rigoletto”, and Thursday,November 29, at 8—“Aida”.Chapel ServiceTHE HAMPTON INSTITUTEQUARTETNovember 18th; Chapel VesperServiceBy Efraim RosenweizThe peculiarly negroid quality in thesinking of this group made for a per¬vading and piercing beauty which wewith our white-masked art-singing canscarcely attain. Time after time, thoseponderous Gothic walls listened totremulous diapasons whose solo partswere seemingly allowed to hang inmid-throb until they were launchedwith one grand wave of deep melodyover the congregation. How is one,then, to describe these singers? Sodirect, almost, as to be mystical; soreverent as to worthy of reverence;so spontaneous as to be startling. Onefelt through to the soul an orthodoxfaith.Atheist to AddressDill Pickle ClubCharles Smith, president of theAtheist’s society and recent object ofthe wrath of the law in Arkansas willspeak on “Men that Are Monkeys” onSunday at 8 at the Dill Pickle club.The Dill Pickle club, run by thepicturesque Jack Jones, and rendezvousfor the Bohemians et al. considersitself especially fortunate in securingMr. Smith, who is returning to NewYork, Sunday night and will speaknowhere else in Chicago.Mr. Smith expects to return soon tohis native state where he will continuehis efforts in the interest of evolutionand atheism. OFF THE PRESS |“A VARIETY OF THINGS”by Max BeerhohmReviewed by Ann LevinA growing respect for 1928 authorsbegins to dawn on us. We have actu¬ally discovered a few late books thatare worth reading. Last week, if youremember, we praised "All Kneeling,”This week, we fairly purr over a newbook of non-fiction, “A Variety ofThings”.Max Beerbohm makes good the titlewith a fantastic tale, a fairy story, aplay, a few character sketches, severalessays, and what have you. For thatreason the book is the sort that retainsits charm in subsequent readings.Some parts are pleasingly childlike.Some hint of a wise philosophy. Bothare blended in exquisite poetical prose.“They had a lion in Venice once”he writes, “They dedicated him to S.Mark, and gave him a gilded cage inthe Piazza. He licked off the gildingand died.” Just that. But it piercesits mark in eager, childlike fashionthat is charming .... particularlywhen you read on and find that itmasks mature observations.There is a kind of twinkling humorabout some of Beerbohm comments.“He told her that she had never lovedhim. She denied this coldly. He saidthat she had never understood him.She denied this warmly,”Best of all, we liked the phantastictale, “The Dreadful Dragon!” For onething, it gave us a chance to read astory of that kind without keeping afurtive eye open for fellow cynics. Andit was fun. Thol was as delightfullybovine as we think all men are, Theareminded us of Erskine’s Lileth of“Adam and Eve” fame.It so happened that Thol loves Thea.He even slays a dragon for her. Andfor almost five years Thea adores himfor it. But dragon after all, is onlya dragon, and Thol just will get un-romantically fat. Anyway, Thea be¬lieves in woman’s independence (Aftera fashion, for this was over three hun¬dred years B. C.) That is she scornsThol until everyone else follows suit.Then—but you know how women are.We do not mean to infer that “AVariety of Things” is perfect. Thereare several character sketches whichare merely mediocre. The play “ASocial Success” is rather inane, too.But, on the whole, the collection isexceptionally good. A quiet wistful¬ness that is yet not childish lendscharm to all its pages.“POINT COUNTER POINT”By Aldous HuxleyWorld wide Americanization jvithculture crucified by mass productionand finally all nations, including Amer¬ica, arriving at a state of psychologicaland social collapse will be the changeswhich the age of machinery will bringto civilization, according to AldousHuxley, English novelist, and grand¬son of Thomas Huxley who foughtthe first battles for Darwinism inEngland two generations ago. In hislatest novel POINT COUNTERPOINT, Mr. Huxley predicts the com¬plete standardization of mankind andultimate social revolution.“Bolsheviks, Fascists, radicals andconservatives, what are they all fight¬ing for?” Mr, Huxley asks through themost significant character in his novel,Mark Rampion, who has been identi¬fied as the writer himself. “They areall of them headed for the same psy¬chological impasse and the social col¬lapse that results from psychologicalcollapse. The only point of differencebetween them is this: how shall weget there? They all believe in indus¬trialism in one form or another, theyall believe in Americanization. Thinkof the Bolshevist ideal. America butmuch more so. America with govern¬ment departments taking the place oftrusts and state officials instead ofrich men and then the ideal of therest of Europe. The same thing, onlvwith the rich men preserved. Machin¬ery and government officials there.Machinery and Alfred Mond or HenryFord here. The machinery to take usto hell; the rich or the officials todrive it. They are all equally in ahurry. In the name of science, prog¬ress and human happiness! Amen.And step on the gas.”Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 23. 1928Screen Doors onCobb Greet SnowThe intellectual superiority and ed¬ucational value of mind over matterhas become significantly apparent atthe University, and the two scree^doors in Cobb still flop about useless¬ly.The scientific atmosphere on cam¬pus perhaps warrants the seeminglyjanitorial neglect. A tardy fly heavingsouthward caught in the jaws of thiswire obscenity should prove most val¬uable material to our well knownZoology department.Whatever the result, the cause ofscience must be perpetuated, and itis sincerely hoped that the snow ofDecember will have no harmful effectseither in tarnishing the wire or freez¬ing its experimental captives.“CUBE” APOLOGYThe Cube which was called “theUniversity’s little theatre” in Fri¬day’s Maroon is in no way connect¬ed with the University, but is an in¬dependent organization not affilli-ated with any campus dramaticwork. OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, November 23Central Society for Clinical Re¬search, 9-12:30, 2-5, Pathology 117.University Religious Service, 12,University chapel. Dr. Von Ogden,lecturer on Religion and Fine Arts.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft: Schu¬bert program. 4, Ida Noyes hall.Public Lecture (downtown), 6:45,The Art Institute, “Peirce,” Dr.Charles Hartshiren of the Philosophydepartment.The Graduate club of Economicsand Business, 7:30, Graduate club¬house, “The Functions of a GraduateEconomics club. Dean William H.Spencer, dean of the School of Com¬merce 'a?rd Administration.Public Lecture, 8, Kent theatre,“New Aspects if the Theory of Ab¬sorption from Solutions,” ProfessorA. Frumkin of Karpow Institute ofChemistry in Moscow.Saturday, November 24Meetings of University Ruling Bodies: The University Senate, 10,Harper Assembly room.The Board of University Publica¬tions, 11, Editorial Room, Pressbuilding.The Dames club, 3, Ida Noyes hall,“The Purpose of the Child GuidanceClinic,” Miss Elizabeth Davis.Request WorkersFor Y. W. SaleAll women who are willing to makearticles for the annual Y. W. C. A.bazaar Dec. 7, will meet at 2:30 Tues¬day in the Y. W. room of Ida Noyeshall. Those who volunteer Will be in¬structed in the art of making articlesto be sold at the bazaar. Frances Carrwho is in charge, w'ill be assisted byJane Mullenbach and Peg Pringle.The bazaar is one of the means byw’hich the Y. W. C. A. raises funds“Pay-up Week,” or the last week dur¬ing which the pledges may be paid,ends today. All those who have notyet subscribed are asked to bring theirsubscriptions to the Y. W. office in^dto) Noyes hall.THE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD &> COMPANYYo uVe B eenTold So MuchAbout valuesAnd told the same things sovery of^en that you hardly knowwhat to think. 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See the new Alligator Aviation modelat $10.00. The Alligator Company, St. Louis, Mo.ALLIGATORTRADK'MARK RCO. U. 8. PAT. OFF.■■I ,''1 '1 .S'jHaroon Frosh Beat SophsBy One Point MarginIn Rush.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1928 Page FiveWISCONSIN DEFENDS LEAD AGAINST POWERFUL GOPHERSFIFTY FROSH UaTWEHn SOPHS 1-0IN CUSS RUSH Psi U. Meets MacsIn Fe<iture MatchStrauss Leads SophomoreAttack in CloseStruggleBy Walter BakerAgain the freshmen defeated thesophomores in their annual classrush at the Greenwood field yester¬day to the tune of 1 to 0. The low¬ly freshmen proved to the satisfac¬tion of all present, that as far assupremacy in push-ball goes, theysurpass their elders.At the whistle there were aboutnine sophomores ready to oppose thefreshmen but as the game went onthe final victors realized that BobStrauss cannot be counted as onlyone. Commander-in-chief Cliff Mc-Gillivray detailed five freshmen forthe expressed purpose of removingthis obstacle, a task which kept thembusy the entire game. More andmore sophs joined the ranks of theirclass as the fray went on until thebattle royal was evenly matched.The soggy field on which thestruggle was held provided no firmfooting so that many unfortunateparticipators were raised off theirfeet and lowered to terra firma.Individuals bouts were so inten¬sive that cloths were torn to threads,making the final spectacle a sad one.But no evening clothes being worn,the loss in apparel was insignificant. When Psi Upsilon, champion forthe last three years, and the Macsmeet this afternoon at Greenwoodfield, followers of the touchballtournament will see one of the finestgames played in the last few years.George Lott of Psi U and Cody andGoodman of the Macs will be the in¬dividual stars upon whom all eyeswill be focused.SOPHS WIN TITLEBY BEATING FROSHIN HOCKEY GAMETaking the final game from thefreshmen with a score of 2-0, thesophomores walked off with the titlein the women’s hockey tournamentby five wins and a tie. The Seniorteam surprised the bystanders bywinning from the juniors 1-0 andthus giving themselves third place.Honor Team PickedThe women’s hockey honor teamwas announced yesterday. It is madeup of Clair Davis, right wing; LucileNewman, right inside; Ruth Hunter,center forward; Mary Shurman, leftinside; Helen O’Brien, left wing;Margaret Hirsch, right half; BerthaHeimerdinger, center half; HelenMix, right forward and VirginiaPope, left forward. Substitutes areMary Budd, May Friend, AdeleFricke, Dorothy Moulds and DorothyReach. BIG TEN HARRIERSTO RUN TOMORROWBerndston to Captain SixMan Maroon TeamMadison will be the site of thisyear’s Big Ten Cross-country runwhich will be held Saturday. Thestarting gun is to be fired at 11:00o’clock and will send the best run¬ners of the Big Ten over a five milecourse. As this affair climaxes theci^pss-country season and is the onebig event of the sport of those con-cerne in running are interested in it.Berndtston, captain; Brainerd,Teitleman, Holt, Jackson and Lettsare the probable entrants for Chi¬cago. Due to the fine showing ofthe runners earlier this season theMaroon team is expected to do bet¬ter than any Chicago squad has done.Purdue’s squad, six in number, isanticipating a victory. Orval Mar¬tin w’ho captains the BoilermakerHarriers from Lafayette has yet totaste defeat in the over hill and daleclassic. Coach Eddie O’Connor of thePurdue athletic department has giv¬en special attention to the trainingof Martin, priming him for the bigSaturday morning a number of thetest tomorrow. Following the meetrunners will be the guests of theWisconsin athletic department at theWisconsin-Minnesota game.R&KSTYLESARE UNIVERSITY STYLESBecauseYear after year the members of this organization have de¬signed clothing correctly expressing the ideas and desiresof the University man.LARGE SELECTIONS OFWarm Overcoats $50-$55-$60Suits both ready-to-wear and made-to-measureRexford & KelderLargest University Clothiers in the West25 Jackson Boulevard East 7th Floor Cardinals AcclaimTeam As ImmortalIt has been twelve years since aWisconsin football team led theWestern conference one week beforethe schedule’s close. Not only areCardinal fans acclaiming_ the 1928team as the greatest in Badger grid¬iron history, but they demand na¬tional recognition for a squad thathas survived such a difficult playingchart without loss.LAW SCHOOL DOWNSPHI PI PHI WHILEPHI DELTS ALSO COPThe Law School proved the darkhorse yesterday when they upset thestrong Phi Pi Phi team to the tuneof 6-0. However, the, loss is not sostartling when one realizes that Nor¬man Root who has been the mainstayof the Phi Pi Phi team did not engagein the struggle. Gettleman scored thelone touch down for the Law Schoolon a very pretty play.Phi Delta Theta finally' took theneasure of Pi Lambda Phi and downedtheir opponents 12-6. Fish and Thomp¬son led the victor's attack by scoringa touchdown a piece. Loeb scored thelone Pi Lam tally when he intercepteda Phi Delt pass and jogged the entireway to the goal for a score. EIGHT BIG TEN SQUADS TO ENDCONFERENCE SEASON TOMORROWWITH TITLE STILL IN BALANCEBadgers Prepare For Gophers OnslaughtChampionship in Years In TheirGrasp If They Win With FirstEight Big Ten teams will properlyobserve last obsequies for the presentseason tomorrow in four matcheswhich promise plenty of action. Onewill engage Dartmouth in an inter¬sectional match, while Chicago closedthe 1928 competition last Saturday.Finish UncertainAt least three of the scheduled frayswill affect the final standing of theconference after tomorrow night. Illi¬nois, OTiio, Wisconsin, Minnesota, andIowa are all in the running and canmaterially alter the complexion of therace.Gophers vs. BadgersThe top-notch struggle will takeplace up at Madison, where GlenThistlewaite’s much underrated Bad¬gers are visioning a Big Ten cham¬pionship for the first time since 1912.The only obstacle in the path is thebulking size of Minnesota. The fero¬cious Gophers, undismayed by theirtwo defeats at the hands of North¬western and Iowa, are out to topplethe Cardinals from their present perch. and by doing so split the championshipin four ways, providing, of course, theother teams involved play their partscorrectly.mini vs. OhioAt Champaign, enthusiasm is ram¬pant as Bob Zuppke’s Illini await theinvasion of Doctor Dike’s Buckeyes.Both teams have lost but one game,the Illini having experienced that nowmemorable trimming by Michigan, andthe Buckeyes having tasted the toma¬hawk of Mayes McLain and his Iowacohorts.Iowa vs. MichiganUp at Ann Arbor the Wolverinesare playing hosts to Burt Ingwersen’sHawkeyes this week-end. The lowansall season looked like a certainty forSaturday by shoving Iowa down athe Big Ten gonfalon, but Wisconsinmixed things up considerably lastnotch. Nevertheless, the westernersstill have hopes for a conference tie,but figure they have no set-up inMichigan.(Continued on page 6)I◄◄◄◄◄◄ MODERN YOUTHSTHEY RULE THE WORLD. WHERETHEY DANCE IS THE PLACE TODANCE. WHERE THEY DINE ISTHE PLACE TO DINE. INVARIA¬BLY THEIR CHOICE IS DE LUXE.THEY DEMAND SMARTNESS, LUX¬URY AND NOVELTY.THEY ARE FASCINATED BY THEENCHANTING MUSIC, THE INTI¬MATE GARDEN SETTING AND EN¬TICING CUISINE THAT CHARAC¬TERIZE THE GOLDEN LILY.DANCING — NOCOVER CHARGETHEGOLDEN LILY CLUBSouth Side Rendezvous ofDine and Dance Patrons309 East Garfield Blvd. T.'Page THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 23. 1928Wisconsin Defends LeadAgainst PowerfulGophers(Continued from Sports Page)While Purdue and Indiana are cut¬ting no figure in some of the ilghteraspirations of the other conferenceteams, their traditional rivalry insuresa first-class battle when Pat Page’sHoosiers invade the Ross-Ade stadium.Both teams have achieved a good rec¬ord this season, and a victory tomor¬row will characterize the season ashighly successfulPurple vs. DartmouthMuch interest is being manifestedin the intersectional contest betweenNorthwestern and Dartmouth. North¬western, while shy of a championshipoutfit, has a well-balanced team, withan offensive attack built around Cap¬tain Holmer. Dartmouth this seasonhas experienced miserable luck, havingbeen constantly beset by injuries. Asit is, they come to Chicago with ateam pretty badly riddled.PRESENT “LADYWINDERMERE’* ATREYNOLDS CLUB(Continued from page 1) •fice in Mandel hall cloister today jand before each performance.Eugene Macoy, technical director !for the production, says, “The play jSTUDENTSFor the Latest StylesandThe Best ValuesTrade atCOWHEYSSSth St. at Ellis Ave.Shirts . . . .$1.00 to $5.00Hats 3.85 to 7.00Caps 1.50 to 2.50Gloves ... 1.00 to 5.00Sweaters .. 3.50 to 7.50Fancy Hose .35 to 1.00Arrow Collars 3 for .50A Large Assortment ofCollegiate Neckwear. Sus¬penders. Mufflersand IPip«, Smokers’ Articles iTqImccos of All KindsSodas. Malted Milks. Candy |FOOTBALL RETURNS IMr.McMurrayWaxes Poeticover TobaccoCarrollton, TexasMay 15, 1928Lams & Bro. Co.,Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:Having been a user of Edgeworthfor over eight years, I can tmthfullysay that it is the best on earth. I amenclosing a little ditty that I believeexpresses my sentiments entirely:Old Man Joy and Old Man TroubleWent out for a wr.lk one day.I happened to pass when they meton the streetAnd I overheard them say.Said Old Man Trouble, “She’s aswrong as she can be.There ain’t no fun in anything tome, whyI was just talking’ to Old ManSorrow',And he says the world will endtomorrow.’’Then Old Man Joy he started togrin.And I saw him bring out thatOLD BLUE TIN,Then OLD JOHN.NY BRIAR wasnext on the scene.And he packed him full from theOLD BLUE TIN,And I heard him say as he walkedaway,^‘You have to have a smoke screenevery day.When a man gets the blues, and heneeds a friend,He can find consolation in the OLDBLLE TIN,And I jist don’t believe on r.ll thisearthThere’s a thing that’ll match roodold EDGEWORTil.’’Yours very tmly,F. H. McMurrayEdgeworlL' Extra High GradeSmoking Tobacco represents the most finished effortwhich the Dramatic association hasput forth on the Re3mold8 club stagein the realm of lighting and stageconstruction. There are four differ¬ent settings, which, we feel, is quitean accomplishment considering thelimited facilities of the Reynoldsclub theatre.” SELECT WARREN TOSELL TICKETS FORSETTLEMENT DANCE(Continued from page 1)lead in "High Heels,” the Mirror pro¬duction of last year.Taggers Meet TodayToday all saleswomen for the Set¬ tlement tag day will meet at noonin Swift Commons room with the tagday chairmen, Cora Mae Ellsworthand Robert McKinlay.They will discuss plans for sellingtags and receive instructions. 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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23. 1928 Page SevenAthenaeum"I MAY DECEIVE A WOMANBUT DISAPPOINT HER—NEVER!”The final word( once more) hasbeen said on tiie subject ot ‘'UurWomen.” To those few to whom sat¬irical comment is not completely un¬known this poem has been affection¬ately dedicated. The results of thevarious diatribes are as usual, nega¬tive./ wneretore this poem so de¬lightfully nil is distinctly apropos. Thesubject is closed.A war-worn warriorAnd a beautiful girlMet in the darknessWhere black banners furl.She was lovelyHer heart was warm.He sought quietOut of the storm.He said, *‘LoveYour heart's like jadeThe green of quietOf a Virgin maid. .. .My hands are spatulateDesigned to caressTo mold tall columnsWhite limbs to press. ...”She said, "LoverI know you of oldIn my dreams you’re younger.Not bitter or old....My love’s a warriorStraight limbed and tallWith the pride of a peacockOn a marble wall....You’re bent and bitterSword-scarred and wornMy love’s a boyWhite limbs untorn.What would you have of meGhost of my love. . . .Dark bodied jungle beastTearing a dove.”"Girl,” said the warriorIn iron bodied mightYou’ve lain beside meIn the star stabbed nightYou’ve kno^vn my gloriesLaughed at my fearsWhy do you turn from meIn blinding tears?Shall I cast my altarInto the mere?You are my Host of HostsWhy should you fear?Special Quick Sand¬wich Luncheon 40Served from 11 A. M. to 5 P. 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Alderton, formerly of UnionTheological seminary of New YorkCity, as director of student field ac¬tivities.It is the purpose of Dr. Alderton’swork to visit the students and grivethem his personal guide and counselin their field duties and to help themcorrelate their seminary courses withthe work for which they are bestsuited.Dr. Alderton has had wide experi¬ence in his field. From the time ofhis graduation in 1911 he has partic¬ipated in student-aid and supervis¬ion. He served as a chaplain in thearmy during the two years of thewar.Plaza 6300 Hartshorn TalksIn Ledjture SeriesDr. Charles Hartshorne, of thePhilosophy department, will lectureon the American philosopher, Peirce,this evening at 6:46 in the Art In¬stitute. His talk is one of a seriesof public downtown lectures, onphilosophy, to be given every Fridayevening during the winter.Dr. Hartshorne states that his lec¬ture will be a "discussion of the lifeand philosophy of Peirce (who is insome respects the greatest of Amer¬ican philosophers) as the found¬er of Pragmatism and the signifi-ican philosophers) and the sigmifi-cance of his work, which the worldhas yet to appreciate.” Dr. Hart¬shorne gave the lecture on Kantwhich was part of the same series.SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON$2.50 A YEARTHE NEWHOTEL EVANS6l8t Street and Evans AvenuePefweek NOW OPEN$9and upSpecial Student Rates COMPLETE HOTEL SERVICEBEST TRANSPORTATIONBEAUTIFULLY FURNISHED CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Corona typewriter,excellent condition. $25 cash. 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PAULPage Eight THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 23. 1928To a Bashful Young Lady“I, (your lowly servant,) amA follower of Mr. Lamb.My humble aim is to completeHis essay on cremated meat,And formulate a moral viewFor bashful youngsters such as you.As far as Lambs’ own tsle’s con¬cerned.The house (with pig intact) wasburnedThe fe/low touched the roasted hideAnd promptly had his finger fried.And brought it to his tongue to easeThe Burn, and then the fool Chinese(Oh such is culinary fate)Began to strongly salivate.And taking to its flavor. HeDevoured its entirety.L’EnvoiRemember, in the roasted meatThe after taste was very sweetSo do not be a bashful dunceAfraid to burn your finger once!G. H. B. ’28.NOTE YE!Del has this day been investedwith the Royal and Ghastly Orderof the Cross of Crassness. Bewarelest ye also should come into pos-sesesion of this most ’orrible distinc¬tion. Above all! Dodge Del! She nowholds the right to pass it on to anycontrib who has qualified for theOrder. Dodge Del!The Temperance ofTime0 Psyche....Why have you left me?0 Hannah....Why have you left me?O Laetita....Why have you left me?O Annie....Why have you left me?V * *Oh, I feel ao lonesome!Da-da-da-dee! ContemporaryLa BrassierePrayerI tell myself he means nothingThat without him I can be gayThat 1, too, was merely jokingWhen we planned our weddingday.That the pin he hung before leavingThe letters he wrote of our joyMeant only a passing affectionHe’s still but a little boy.I know that his feelings have alteredBut I still am faithful that’s whyI keep on ray dresser his pictureIn my heart a pereptual cry.A cry that his love might returnAnd returning become as divineAs that which I give, so I prayOh God—Please let him be mine.I say, Tiger, ole tomato, did youhear what the hen said when shelaid the egg? “Gee, you certainly arefresh!’’Charley the SpaniardTiger:This English class of ours is de¬gradin’ somethin’ terrible, terdayshe asked us to put down our ideasin a short paper, and all she got wasblank sHps. ’Sawful.Charley the SpanairdTo My S. P.(If you don’t know what S. P.means, you do not meet the require¬ments of this great mass Eds Note:?of Whistle readers, and I am sorryfor you!I see you every dayAnd love you from afar...If I should speak to you at all ..I’d find out what you are! .. ..But I’d rather be—A stranger, and keep you still ....As—MY—S. P.!OelThe best the Tiger can dig out ofthis S. P. mess is ShakespearianPlagerist.A THOTLove is neither sweeping nor wholehearted, it is simply the casual in¬ability to control the emotions.“After all—says Le Jupon. Garlic-the breath of a nation!’’THE BLIND TIGER Advertisements Bring youuseful NewsOnly yesterday, it seems, we readof balloon tires, radio, electricranges. 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