“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” Wt)t Batb iNiaroon BEATILLINOIS !Vol. 28. No. 28. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1928 Price Five Cents“A GENTLE ANSWERBy the Stumble BumEditor’s Note—n cate you don’tknow. . . . “stamble bum: a fighterwho has fought hit last fight and ita bit punch drunk.” Sit sounded thegong, and “The Stumble Bum,” likethe old war horse he it, staggersinto the ring for another round.“And all the bretheren praisedher ankles wherefore she became anintellectual. . . . ” PEP SESSION SLATED TONIGHTCollosal is the ep:o of even thesmalle.st women. Excellent phrasesare the arms of all students, yetwhy should any one write an entirearticle on the strength oi onephra.se?Women as a whole and Chicagowomen as an instance are devoid ofpractically all things making for anystandards of conduct. They can begrouped collectively as a vast num¬ber of small Japanese lacquer vases,the exquisite useless ones, verylovely to behold, very smooth anddelightful to caress and watch, and,totally useless.For a woman to attempt the poseof superiority to the masculine ele¬ment of the campus is so absurd asto be pitiful. “Man is for woman,a means ” so said Nietzscheand the cheery old beggar was quitea bit of all right. A means of foodand shows and all the expensive lit¬tle things that the mechanized mor¬ons feel are their proper right.P'aithfulness is not an attributeof the fair sex, (just fair) there ismore loyalty, more courageous, gen¬tle constancy of motive in the lefthind paw of a bedraggeled, two-tim¬ing alley cat than in the cleverestof women. No woman is intelligent.-Animal cunning, yes, all women pos¬sess that to a certain degree. VTrtueit mu.st be, there must be some vir¬tue in all things and although wom¬en persist in devoting this virtue ofcunning to small things such as lun¬cheon dates and bus rides it is, inits isolated position a noble thing.Many may not be happy becauseof woman. A contented man, a hap¬py man is it challenge to a woman’sego. No sooner does a man forgetthose things better forgotten, nosooner does he find contentment inpipes and books and long undulat¬ing reaches of Litter blue waterthan a woman must force her ultra-talkative presence into his quietude.•A home is a desirable thing. Theheart fire, the grey cat, the slippersand a lawn to mow on long summerevenings are the visions and desiresof far better men than I. In allthese things a woman is of coursethe central figure. -Automaticallythen, the vision becomes an impos-siility. No woman could be faithfulto these things or to one man. Manywomen profess these desires. How'else could they assure their economicfuture? On strange trails in strangelands one meets many men whosesaga is always the woman at the endof the road. Always it was the wom¬an at the beginning of the road whobuilt the song and destroyed thesinger^In all things good in men womencan see no good. A warrior, a fight¬ing man is “rowdy,” an attempt atchivalry brings on the reputation ofbeing a “sap,” any attempt to be asportsman makes you “easy”—onlyby being oblivious to the finerthings of life, by disregarding thecreed that made the term “gentle¬man” an honorable title can the manbring himself down to the level ofthese “our women.”A man desires the pre.sence of awoman. Sex attraction pure andsimple. Biologically natural. Themethod is simple. You “date.” Inother words you spend two or threeweeks saving on your allowance.When the “big” day comes aroundyou call in a cab you cannot afford,go to a too expensive show, eat ata place you wouldn’t think of onyour own and return in a cab. Pos¬sibly you are kissed. Probably not.The balance is obvious.If a woman could play the game(Contniued on page 4) $5000 GOAL SETFOR SETTLEMENTFINANCI^ DRIVEProgress of Drive to beShown by Chart inCobb HallFive thousand dollars, the highestgoal ever set, is the amount whichErnest Stevens and Helen Walter,chairmen of the University Settle¬ment financial drive, expect to obtainfor the use of the “back of theyards” institution. This amount wilbe supplement«.*d by various methods.some new, foi Settlement Night.Revise ProgramCharles Cutter, co-chairman withElllen Hartman of Settlement Night,has announced that this year’s pro¬gram will be quite different fromthose of the past. Though Settle¬ment Night has been extended tobecome a two evening affair, De¬cember fi and 7, the chairmen havedecided that the usual three smalltea dances shall be consolidated intoone big afternoon dance.The dramatic association is pre¬paring the entertainment for Set¬tlement ifights, and the pick of theUniversity’s talent are preparingacts and sketches.Though the date for tag day hasnot been selected as yet, the corpsof sales girls will be according toCharles Cutter “the most beautifulever brought before the public eye.”Team Captains MeetThe progress of the financialdrive will be shown Monday by achart to be placed in Cobb hall. Theamount credited to each team cap¬tain will be shown. Team captainswill meet today at 12:00 in Cobb108, and all committee chairmen willgather at 2:30 in Swift Commons. Beebe LecturesFriday in MandelA few tickets for the WilliamBeebe lecture, hefd tonight at8:15 in Mandel Had, are stillavailable in Harper M 12.William Beebe, well knownnaturalist, author and explorer,wi/1 talk on “Beneath the TropicSeas.” He will describe make ofthe floor of the Gulf of Gonavein Haiti, with motion picture illu¬strations. This talk is under theauspices of the William VaughnMoody Foundation.Beebe is director of the De¬partment of'Tropical Research atthe New York Zoological Re¬search. He is the author of“Galapos” and “Beneath theTropic Seas” two best sellers.Tours CommitteeTo Visit ChineseHistorical ShrineEXPLAINS VALUEOF “LEAGUE” TOWOMEN VOTERS“The League of Nations Today”was the subject of a talk given byClark M. Eichelberger, western sec¬retary of the non-partisan League ofNations Assembly yesterday at 4 inHarper M 11 under the auspices ofthe University League of WomenVoters.Mr. Eichelberger introduced hislecture by congratulating the Uni-sembly of the League of Nationsversity and Miss Zelda Robbins inheld here last April. Of the 40 mod¬el assemblies held by schools in allparts of the country, the one atChicago was decided the best by of¬ficials at Washington. A Chinese shrine in the ChineseBusiness men’s association building,erected in memory of the Chinesehistorical hero Kwansen, will be oneof the points of interest visited bythe Tours group of Y. W. C. A.on its trip through Chinatown nextThursday. To the Chinese, Kwan¬sen is an outstanding patriot be-^ cause he fulfilled Confuscius’ teach-! ings. One tablet of the shrine isfor the prosperity of the Ohineseand the safety of the building. Richtapestries, rugs, vases, and importedChinese chairs will also be inspectedj by the group.I Following this, dinner will bej served at Guey Sam’s Chinese res¬taurant. Reservations for the din¬ner should be made in the Y. W.room before next Tuesday. After-dinner there will be a trip throughthe business section of Chinatownincluding the Y. M. C. A. offices and(Continued on page 4) ILLINOIS SOPHSWILL BE GUESTSOF HONOR CLUBUrbana Honor SophsInvited to DanceAt ShorelandChicago SymphonyOrchestra RendersSchubert Concert Tomorrow evening a certain per¬centage of the campus will migrateto the Skull and Crescent dancewhich is to be held in the LouisXVI room of the Shoreland hotel,will remain there from 9 to 1 danc¬ing to the music of the sobbing sax¬ophones and the wailing clarinets ofthe -Apex Club orchestra, makers ofthe world’s most torrid melodies,and then they’ll all forget theirsorrows in anticipation of the re¬sult of the Illinois-Chicago footballgame to be played the followingday.Invite miniThe downstate institution oflearning will be represented, too,since the forty members of the Illi¬nois chapter of Skull and Crescentwill be on hand as guests of the lo¬cal organization.Banners of all the Big Tenschools will be displayed as decora¬tions with the Maroon and theOrange and Blue playing the mostimportant role in the general colorscheme. Maroon and Orange andBlue streamers will also be displayed! at the dance.^ Tickets AvailableAdrilission to the' dance is $2.50per couple. Bids may be secured atthe .sales booth in Cobb hall, at theInformation office, and from mem¬bers of the organization, and will! be on sale Friday evening at the! Shoreland.I Clarence Cushman, president ofI Skull and Crescent, in commentingon the dance, yesterday urged thatit should be attended by pledges inparticular, since the dance is beinggiven to initiate them into the sociallife of the University. He alsostressed the fact that this is the firstall University dance of the year andshould be attended for that reason. Publish VolumeOf Harris Talks“Fo.-eign Investments” is thetitle of a collection of lecturesgiven this summer at the univers¬ity by the Harris Foundationwhich is to be published by theUniversity Press on November 20.These selectures are given an¬nually by the Harris Foundationin connection with the politicalscience department. The fifth in¬stitute was held at the summersession where several noted au¬thorities were present amongwhom were Gustav Cassel, Theo¬dor E. Gregory, Robert R. Kuezy-nski, and Henry Kittredge Nor¬ton.The press announces that thenew “University Guide Book”edited by Frank O’Hara will beout soon.Freshmen ActorsPresent SecondOf Plays TodayARCHAEOLOGIST TOTELL RESULTS OFGREEK EXCAVATIONDavid M. Robinson, professor ofArchaeology at Johns Hopkins uni¬versity, will give an illustrated lec¬ture on “The Excavation of Olyn-thus” tomorrow at 4:30 in Classics10. The Chicago Society of theArchaeological Institute of Americais sponsoring the lecture.Last spring Professor Robinsonexcavated the ruins of this ancientcity of Greece. He found potteryvases, inscriptions and foundationsof houses.Professor Robinson received hisPh. D. in Greek in 1904 from theUniversity.Pi Delta Phi ClubAnnounces PledgesPi Delta Phi wishes to announcethe pledging of Blanche Hynes ofOak Park, and. of Marguerite Potts jof Cooperstown, New York. Following out the custom estab¬lished by various musical centers ofthe country, the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra as representative of Chi¬cago, the musical center of the Mid¬dle West, will celebrate the GalaSchubert Centennial by presentingan all-Schubert concert, Saturday,November 18 at 8:15 in the Audi¬torium.Assisting the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra, are Madame Claire Duxand Alexander Kipnis, soloists, andthe Chicago Singverein under thedirection of William Boepler.As a means of furthering the Cen¬tennial’s cause, the city council andWilliam Hale Thompson adopted aresolution, in which the city goes onrecord as assisting the ChicagoSchubert Centennial committee.Tickets for the concert range fromfifty cents to $4.00. PROFESSORS TALKAT CONFERENCESFOR WORLD UNITYProfessor Fred Merrifield, of thedepartment of History of Religions,will act as chairman at the firstmeeting of the World Unity Confer¬ence to be held Friday at 3 in thePalmer House.Rabbi Felix A. Levy of EmanuelCongregation will be the chairmanof the next conference meeting tobe held Friday at 8 at Emanuel Con¬gregation, 701 Buckingham Place.Professor Paul H, Douglas of In¬dustrial Relations, will give an ad¬dress on “The Ethics of Machiavelliin the Life of Today.”Dr. Edwin Arthur Burtt, profes¬sor of Philosophy, and Dr. ArthurE. Holt, professor of Social Ethics,will speak at the last conferencemeeting to be held Sunday. Freshman players under the au¬spices of the Dramatic Asociationpresent the first act of “The GreatDivide” by William VaughanMoody in the Reynolds club theateryesterday at 4. The play was di¬rected by Russell Whitney and thecast included six freshmen. The playw’as well given and gave the fresh¬men a chance to show their actingability.Second Play TodayThe second of the freshman playswill be given this afternoon and to¬morrow afternoon at 4 in the Rey¬nolds club theater. No admissionis charged at these plays. “When.Again” a one act play by HaroldBrighouse has been chosen.Today Cordelia Crout, who hasthe part of Susan, a young Ameri¬can girl visiting Paris; Marion Adair,playing the part of Miss Hyslop, thechaperon; and Louise Conner, whotakes the role of Marie, the Frenchmaid. Fred Howard becomes theAmerican adventurer in this cast andSidney Sacerdote, the French gen¬darme.Moon Claims GoodStudents SucceedIn Business WorldSpecial Music atCube PerformancesSpecial music has been providedfor the Saturday and Sunday per¬formances of the Cube, 1538 E. 57thSt. The latest releases in modernmusic are to be played between actson a large Orthophonic. Some ofthe pieces to be played are Grofe’s“Metropolis,” in four parts, Strav¬insky’s “Firebird,” the latest releaseof the Philadelphia Symphony or-chesta-a, and “Love of ThreeOranges” by Prokopief..' r./ ' ’ PI LAM PLEDGESORATORS OF LATECOLLEGE RENOWNA mutual taste for oratory andthe same fraternity has broughttwo University students to Pi Lam-da Phi this fall.Max Kroloff of Sioux City, Iowa,placed third in the 1926 high schooloratorical contest, and seventh inlast year’s college oratorical contest.Paralleling KrolofF’s achievement inthe college section, Joseph West ofOmaha, Nebraska, ranked fourth inhigh school competition last year. “College grades are significant.It is the student who does well inschool who makes the biggest placein business,” said Dean George R.Moon, assistant examiner and re¬corder of the University. “The manwho loafs in school usually con¬tinues to do so for the rest of hislife.”Dean Moon made this statementin discussing an article in the Wis¬consin Alumni magazine, which pub¬lished the results of a survey on therelation of success in the world tohigh scholastic records in college.Achievement, not money income,was the basis of the survey. It wasfound in all cases that high aver¬ages in school made for correspond¬ing success in the business world. “BEAT ILLINOIS,”CAMPUS SLOGANFOR Fm GAMELeaders Urge StudentAttendance atBig Rally“Beat Illinois.”An old hue and cry around thecampus at thsi season of the year.Tonight at 7:15 there’ll be a new^note of determination in the tradi¬tional chant when the student bodytakes a hand in keying the team fortheir last struggle of the season.“Beat IllinoU”It was the war-cry last nightwhen the football team was enter¬tained at dinner by the old alumni—football players who wore the Ma¬roon and battled the downstaters inthe early days of the traditional ri¬valry.“Beat 1/linois”“And don’t you think you can’t,”adds Mundy Peale, head cheerleader.“Every Chicago man and woman isexpected at the big pep session to¬night. We’re going to jam Mandelto the rafters and then lift the roofoff. The rooting section has beendead all season, but it’s going towake up now.“Any Chicago student who missesthis session tonight ought to be'tarred and leathered and strung upby the heels. The team fights evenif it doesn’t win; the rooting sec¬tion neither fights nor wins. Butwe’re all going to win tonight—andSaturday,” concluded Peale.“Beat Illinois”Babe Meigs, Pete Russell, FritzCrisler, and a host of others whoknew what it was to throw theorange and blue for a loss back intheir own college days will sound thecry tonight.The Old Man is scheduled to tellyou and the team how it can bedone. ‘ An enthusiastic pep sessionwill do a lot for the team,” statesSaul Weislow, crippled captain ofthe squad“Beat Illinois”Says the Daily Maroon. Editoriallyspeaking, the Daily Maroon feelsthat the turn-out at the last pepsession was a disgrace to the Uni¬versity. “Any gang of grammarschool kids could have put the schoolto shame,” is the official decision ofthe Editorial board.“Beat Illinois’’“This is the last chance of theseason for the student body to backthe team. This game means every¬thing. Mandel should be packed by7 tonight,” states Ray Murphy,president of the Undergraduatecouncil.Sponsors Tea forTransfer Students APPOINT 10 TO HEADFINANCE TEAMS FORSETTLEMENT DRIVEA revised list of the finance committee of the Settlement Drive ha;recently been announced by HeleiWalter, co-chairman of the committee. The committee is as followsJane Blocki, Mary Bohnet, France;Crouse, Janet Cunningham, HeleiEaton. Elizabeth Grader, Julia IgertAdelaide McLin, Dorothy Mouldsand Helen Stoll.Women who have transfered fromother schools are invited to attendan intercollegiate tea, given todayfrom 3:30 to 5:30 in the sunparlorof Ida Noyes hall. The tea will besponsored by the intercollegtaiegroup of the Y. W. C., under theleadership of Alice Torrey.The organization at this time alsohopes to plan for a Y. W. C. A. teadance. ‘‘Facing Old Age”Subject of Speech“Facing Old Age” is the subjectof a talk tomorrow in Harper Milat 4:30 by Abraham Epstein, Secre¬tary of the American Association forOld Age Security. Mr. Epstein willmake a plea for an increase in thepensions of old people.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1928Sa% lMaro0ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subecriptioa rates$3,00 per year; by mail, $1.60 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post olTice at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HAlZTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221Charles H. Good News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack ...News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day Editor Henry D. Fisher Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley —Day EklitorWOMEN Emmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBU.SINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerLee Loventhal Office ManagerJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore Editor Robert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyMarion E, White Sophomore Editor Hugh Mackenzie Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitorims and field house.5. Support of military unH.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.THE LAST CALLTonight at 7:15 the l^st pep session of the season will beheld. The team, old grads and the Old Man will hold the stage ofMandel Hall. If anyone wants to wdn the Illinois game theyshould be at the pep session tonight, to help key the boys to areal fighting pitch.The Daily Illini, the downstate school’s campus organ, rana headline in a recent issue reading “Illini Holds Light Drill ForLowly Maroons.” That we think is kind of hard to take from theGreat State University. Something should be done about it. Theteam must do it. We have a chance to let the team know howwe feel about it tonight.THE ORDER OF THE GRAILHolding their first meeting of the year Tuesday evening A.A. Stagg giving them a send-off, candidates for The Order ofGrail were introduced to the lofty aims and purposes of thisnew freshman honorary society which is still in its embryo stageon the campus.The Order of Grail is a noble experiment. More than fiftyselected freshmen are candidates for admission into it. It ishoped that through group meetings and group discussions, a realfreshman class spirit will be shaped and crystallized. The can¬didates will through debate and discussion come to certain defin¬ite conclusions concerning the values and ideals of life. They willrationalize on the subject of vocation, on religious and philosoph¬ical questions, on race prejudice, on the relationship of man andwoman. These questions which they must eventually face will3e brought to the attention of their reason while they are still moreor less bewildered and perplexed by it all. They will be affordedthis opportunity to formulate and set up their values in life, theirmoral codes and rules of conduct; and this process will be expe¬dited by group discussion and opinion.The Order of Grail will have more than justified its existenceif it accomplishes this purpose of aiding the freshman to knowhimself, of helping him find just what is significant and meaning¬ful in life to him as an individual.The Order may become extremely harmful if its sponsors be¬come over-zealous and attempt to force ready-made ideals andvalues into the minds of the candidates. But we understand thatsuch will not be the case. The sponsors, well-known faculty men,recognize the merits of individual philosophic speculation, andthey will do everything in their power to encourage it. Individ¬ualism and self-reliance are the aims and ultimate goals of TheOrder, and the attainment of them by the candidates will be fos¬tered rather than interfered with.Such is the idealism behind The Order of Grail. The fresh¬man who have been selected as candidates for it are fortunate,that they have been presented this opportunity for self-develop¬ment. /1JHE management of Raphael’s takes great pleasurein extending an invitation to the students of theUniversity of Chicago, to attend the opening of one ofAmerica’s most magnificant places of entertainment.Mr. E. R. Ettelson, president of Raphael’s, and a formerstudent of the University of Chicago, has designatedevery Friday evening as College Night. Special enter¬tainment will be featured on this night.Regent 1000RAPHAEL*SStony Island Avenue at 79th St.ITS ATWITCH KITCH INN‘Where The >\^tchery of Good CookingLures”6325 Woodlawn Ave.that you get the great variety of food.SANDWICHES. SALADS. PIES and CAKESor a TastyTABLE D’HOTE LUNCHEON 40cBEAUTIFUL INDIAN BLANKETSFor your room, car, or football games.PENDLETON’S Blankets, all virgin wool—NAVAJORUGS—CHIMAYO BLANKETS—OrientalPerfume — Very fine Xmas Gifts.W.H. ALLEN“If the Indian makes it I can get it direct to you at one-halfor two-thirds eastern prices.”6310 Kenwood Ave. Plaza 0259Nuim-BushcAnltle'OttsbionBdQxfordsFor formal wear, the Tuxedo—a Nunn'Bush Ankle^Fash'ioned plain toe patent pump.Also in Dull Calf.Wuim-Bu^ Slifle S®es42 N. Dearborn St.32 W. Jackson Blvd.115 S. Clark St.Chicago, III. BURTCLARK,Bookseller1459E.57thStreet:Openfrom10A.M.to10P.M.Staggmen stop frosheleven in long scrim¬mage. 3Pht Mt> JMatoon Grim determinationpervades Maroon gridcamp.THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 15. 1928GRADS RAZZ MAROONS AS SPIRITLESSCHICAGO ELEVENDOES NOT FIGHTCHARGE ALUMNIGrads Work to Key TeamFor Game AgainstIllinoisBy Jerome B. Strauss“What I’d say about this teamcouldn’t be put in print.’’ This start¬ling statement was made by JohnSchommer, one of Chicago’s fewtwelve letter men, at the annualGraduate Club banquet held at theUniversity Club last night.Schommer Rips TeamThis sentiment was echoed and re¬echoed throughout the evening by*the various prominent alumni thatspoke. Schommer’s remarks were themost biting, however. He said, “Idon’t blame the team for the debatethat they held on the one yard linelast week. Touchdowns have been so jrare that the man who made onewould be crowned king.’’ He con¬tinued to state that he couldn’t re¬member a year when the team hadbeen beaten as badly as this season,season. In concluding his remarks,he said that Saturday he would bepraying for the team.Woodward Wants FightEven Acting-President Woodwardrepeated this chastisement of thevrasity. He said that so far the teamhadn’t used all the fight that theywere capable of—that they had areserve that they had not eventouched. •Entrance Standards CriticizedAll of the alumni were also bitteragainst the high scholastic entrance Vorres SchedulesFirst Mat MatchA full schedule has not yetbeen completed but a matchagainst the Y. M. C. A. at GreenBay, Wisconsin, has been ar¬ranged for the Maroon grapplerson Nov. 24. An eastern trip is be¬ing planned for some time inJanuary.For so early in the sea.son theChicago wrestling squad has anunusual opportunity of attaininga championship. The caliber ofthe work being done by thewrestling team, most especiallyin the light weights, is very com¬mendable. Hawkeye Pass Defense andBadger Line Play Get Testrequirements of the University, com¬plaining that because of the strictinterpretation of these requirements,prominent high school athletes thatmight otherwise attend Chicago werekept out. Harold “Babe’’ Meigs, pub-lishe rof the Chicago Herald and Ex¬aminer told of the futility of at¬tempting to get athletes to cometo Chicago with the present policyof the University which will notmake the slightest possible excep¬tion or allowance for an athlete.It was brought out that practicallyevery b^g> conference school hadabout three thousand men studentsmatriculating this fall, and Chicagohad three hundred and seventy-fiveputing Chicago at an obviously greatdisadvantage.The Old Man gave the most emo¬tional speech of the evening, how¬ever. He began by thanking thegrads for their enthusiastic applauseand said that it could only be for hisdoing his duty and nothing else. Iowa’s forward pass defense andWisconsin’s line play on the defen¬sive are two factors which will goa long way toward determining theBig Ten leader in the all-importantgrid battle at Iowa City on Satur¬day. The Hawks will encounter thebest forward passing team theyhave played thus far, while the Bad¬gers must stop the greatest drivingeleven on their schedule.Iowa Looks BestWhile the critics generally agreethat Burt Ingwerson’s outfit shouldtake the measure of Wisconisn, somehave overlooked Thistlethwaite’steam becatise of their early seasontie with Purdue. The heavy Iowaline outweighs the Cardinal for¬wards decidedly and the Hawksbacks seem to possess more powerin the running attack.Howevei, on paper, a study of thetwo teams, man for man, mightprove that the Badgers will giveIowa a better ball game than manyfans believe. Capt. Brown of Iowais given an edge over “Slim” Conryat center, due in the main to theformer’s experience. However, aconference scout emphatically pro¬nounced recently that the lankyCardinal center was the class of themiddle west.Iowa Guards HeavyWestra and Roberts, the two Iowaguards, will line up opposite Parksand Kresky. The Wisconsin duo doescarry any excess weight. Both Kres¬ky and Parks are fast men and fight¬ers but lighter than their Hawkeyeopponents. The Badgers will useCapt. Wagner, Binish and Ketelaarat the tackles. In Schleusner and Je-sen the Hawkeyes have two tackleswill be hostsJUST A BIG HAPPY EVENING PACKEDWITH FUN!COME! — Sing with Milton Charles, OrganistYou’ll Enjoy This Gala ProgramFRANKIE MASTERSand his Collegiate Syncopators“BOWERY BLUES »> << - - ON THE SCREEN - -WALLACE BEERYinBEGGARS OF LIFE”TOWER THEATER^rd Afar*eSTONE who will treat the Badger trio to abusy afternoon.At the ends Wisconsin have fivemen, and of whom should be on apar with Reedquist and Moore. Infact, both Gantenbein and LewieSmith have looked at times like anall-conference timber and shouldhave the edge over Ingwerson’swings. Casey, Warren and Davieshave also played great ball, and arecertain to be used part of the game.Duef of FullbacksAn interesting side-light of theapproaching battle will be a duel oftwo great fullbacks, McLain and HalSmith. The former is heralded as thegreatest plunging fullback in themiddle west. Gridder PreachesWay Thru SchoolNorman Scribner, Wesleyantackle, has the distinction of be¬ing a football player on Saturdayand a preacher on Sunday. He isknown as the “fighting preacher”to his teammates and is the giantof Ohio college football, standing6 feet 2 inches, and weighing 246pounds.He'has practically earned hisway through college by preach¬ing. YEARUNC PASSESFAIL TO GAIN INLONG SCRIMMAGEMaroon Gridders DisplayNew Spirit InPracticePURDUE QUINTET TOHAVE HARD SEASONCoach Ward Lambert’s Purduebasketball five, defending the BigTen title it held jointly with Indi¬ana last year, will face a stiff sev¬enteen game schedule during thecoming season, including the usualquota of twelve Big Ten games, ac¬cording to the complete card whichwas approved by the faculty todayand released from the office of Di¬rector of Athletics N. A. Kellogg.The Boilermakers will open the sea¬son on December 11 against Wabashhere and will close their hardwoodcompetition in their own gym onMarch 4 against Ohio. WOMEN TO CLASH ININTERCLASS HOCKEYTILTS ON MIDWAYSeniors will clash with the cracksophomore hockey squad and thefrosh players will oppose the juniorsin this afternoon’s hockey games onthe Midway.In Tuesday’s games the freshmendefeated the seniors 8 to 3 and thesophomores downed the juniors by a10 to 2 score.Although the interclass champion¬ship might well be conceded now tothe speedy sophomore squad, thefreshmen have a good chance to up¬set the dope and either win first hon¬ors or tie for the lead. Although allthree of the underclass teams pos¬sess a sprinkling of stars the sophshave a slight edge as far as team¬work and consistently good hockeythem due credit for their record ofno games lost, they play better hoc¬key than the other class squads do. Another long scrimmage consti¬tuted the order of the afternoon’sworkout for the Maroons yesterday.With the Illinois combat looming upominously in the foreground, theStaggmen got in some good licksagainst the innocent frosh that bodeill for the ever-confident Indians.The yearlings resorted to a pass¬ing attack, but it was not of the vari¬ety for which the Illini are famed.The varsity experienced little trou¬ble in breaking up the aerial attack,and the spirit with which the teamwent after the ball is much differentfrom any that has been displayedupon the field this season.Grim determination pervades thetraining camp in the midst of ru¬mors, counter-rumors, and state¬ments to the effect that the Ma¬roons are a badly disorganized lotof players. Little of this so calledspirit of disorganization is prevalentas the team goes about its prepara¬tion for Bob Zuppke’s downstatecrew.Coach Stagg, as is his usual wont,is busy rebuilding a football ma¬chine which has been rather badlymauled by its conference opponets.]Vfild|j0noug]i for anybody. . . aiid yet they Satisfy^■^^ILDNESS is not the whole story of aXvX. fine cigarette.Chesterfields are genuinely mild but theyare something more. They stand out as thecigarettes that satisfy because they are made of high quality tobaccos; because they areblended and cross-blended in a way thatcan’t be copied—and that blending producesa satisfying taste and fragrance.They are "the mild cigarettes that satisfy.**is V.'' ''jr ■'■V" ■THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 15, 1928TOURS COMMITTEE TO VISITCHINESE HISTORICALSHRINE(Continued from page 1)•churches. Because those going onthe trip will be unable to understandthe Chinese opera which concludesthe tour, special arrangements havebeen made for the group to attendthe performance for twenty-fivecents rather than at the usual priceof 2 dollars. Work can be done on or off campus.Liberal commission paid. Apply atCap and Gown office after 2:30 P.M.ONE FURNISHED ROOM TORENT—Mrs. C. G. Franklin, 5720; Harper, Fairfax 5770.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)companion as a guuwould be a “good breamake them that way.pipe? Where’s mvCLASSIFIED ADSMEN and WOMEN REPRESEN¬TATIVES WANTED—Part time po¬sitions open on 1929 Cap and Gown.GREGGSCHOOL EXECUTIVEI SECRETARIALTRAININCSpecial CoIIckc Classes arranued so as not to con¬flict with cullt-Ke work. Enrollment limited to highschool .traduutes or equivalent. Coeducational.Fhont Stale ISil for parturulare6RCCC SCHOOL 22S North Wabash Avmu#Dept. D. M. CHICAGOTHE HOMESTEADHOTEL5610 Dorchester Ave.A Pleasant Place to LiveAmerican Plan - ReasonableRatesPrescription PharmacyEE.VASLOW’S1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, 111.5c SANDffICHESin quantities of 1 2 ormore.2,000 Sandwiches SoldDaily.Special attention givento University Orders.COOK'SSANDWICH SHOP1524 E. 63rd St.After the Ball Is Overand Maroons of other days areback for “open house,” welcomethem with music. Easily sup¬plied by Woodlawn’s foremostmusic store—Lyon & Healy’s.Portable radios and phono¬graphs; new dance records thatset you a-tingle; last minute songhits; records of college songs.Come in after classes. We areopen evenings till 9.Monthly PaymentsIf You WishlyonAHealyWoodlawn Store:870 Blast 63rd Street PIANO and VOCAL INSTRUC¬ TION—Prices $1.25 and $1.50 toUniversity students. Call eveningsto arrange hours. Mrs. Elsie G. Bos¬sing, A. B. B. Mus. 5827 MarylandAve.=T^1a OBKiti r Official CoJl&^eFEATEBNITY(JewelryBad^S'Pin^s-MjveltiesPIPER AiOO31 N. STATE ST. SANDWICHSHOP& GRILLJoin Your Fellow Students—HERE—Club Breakfasts 15c and up.Luncheon 45c Dinner 65cSTEAKS CHOPS1208 E. 61st StreetBetween Woodlawn and KimbarkS. NEAL MELHAM:;^URTE^:EFFICIENtx|£RVICE >fALWAY^Railway Regulation“More Itiisiness in government and less governmentin Imsine.^s’’ is an linnorrd .\merican doctrine, hutthere have been and will continue to he notable andunavoi<lal)le exceptions to it. ()ne of them is railwayregulation. ,Mecanse the railroads were public utilities which fora ci'usiderahle [leriod practically monojxjlized the trans-piortation held, it was inevitable that they should sooneror later find themselves regulated by law. Effectiveferleral regulation of our railroads has just entered itsffth decade. During most of its history—that is, fromthe enactmi'iit of the original Interstate t'ommerce -\ctin iSS“ until the end of fedeial control after the WorldWar, whiih w 'S mroked by the enacLineiit of the Trans-])iirtatiim Act of the tendency of railway regnla-tiiin \\as almost wholly to restrict the freedom of therailroads and to hold them in check, in order to preventrate (li'criminations and other evils which had thereto¬fore existed.To the extent that railway regulation ended suchevils, it was a htnefcial thing for the country as awhole and for the railroads themselves; hut when, inthe ci'urse of iis extension, it lemaiiied wholly restric¬tive it was found to have undesirable features whichthreatened railway credit and the future of railwayservice.It is an axiom that the right to regulate entails alsothe duty to ])rotect. After many years of wholly re--•'trictive regulation, the act of 1920 for the first timerecognized the right of the railroads to earn a fair re¬turn and directed the Interstate Commerce Commissionto see that such a return was earned. The result hasnut yet been wholly satisfactory from a railway stand-l)oint, but the jiromise of fair treatment was the im-j)elling incentive behind the marvelous improvementin railway service which took place a few years ago,the effect of which yet remains.As every one knows, the railroads no longer monojK)-lize the transportation field, and such regulation as theynow oiierate under tends to prevent equal competitionbetween them and other means of transiX)rtation. Ifthe true economic principle of the survival of the fittestis tu govern the nation’s transportation future, eitherthere must he no regulation of the railroads or the samedegree of regulation must be applied to the railroad’spresf'ut competitors. .Since many features of regula¬tion are of public benefit, the latter alternative seemsto j)romise the greater degree of progress in the forma¬tion of a national transportation policy.L'nnstmetive criticism and suggestions are invited.L. A. DOWNS,President, Illinois Central System.CHIC.XCiO, November 15, 1928. THE(#)injBHenrg CLgtton 8 SonsSTATE and JACKSON—ChicagoBROADWAY and FIFTH—Gary MARION and LAKE—Oak ParkORRINGTON and CHURCH—EvanstonWe named them “Chicagoans” because theylead the town in style and value at $35 and$40. They have the smart University stylingand careful tailoring of coats considerablyhigher priced. In Oxford Grays, Blues, andBrown and Gray Tweeds. If you’ve a newOvercoat in mind — see the new “Chicago¬ans” — it’s the wise thing to do!LhicagoanOvercoatsThe Season *s Best Buy at*35 -*40mmHailp ildaroonVOLUME 29 PART 2 Editor, Louis H. Engel CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1928 Business Manager, Robert VV. Fisher NUMBER 31Do the Tassels Tear in theTussle?—You may believe itor not, but these are membersof the Harrow football teamin the tight little isle ofBritain. “Do they play socceror rugby?” we ask^ both theUnderwood boys, but neitherknew. We know full wellthat they do not play theAmerican style in that rega¬lia. Well, anyway they areall dressed up and they mustplay something or other.(.Underwood th Underwood)A Great Leader and a Great Dane—Thegreat leader is Captain Arthur French, of theHarvard football team, and the great Dane isQueen, the team’s mascot. Vic Kennard, amarvelous kicker in the dim Crimson past,presented Queen to the team as this season’smascot. It was once considered funny topoint out the dog, but, as this publicationreaches only the intelligentsia or thereabouts,that is not necessary.(International Newsreel)■5VNEtiBut“Just a Student Prank, My Dear!”—No one is really dead.This is just a Lafayette way of simulating mourning over the graveof the old-time rival—Bucknell. No one is buried. No one issorry. Just a joke, that’s all.Who Will be The Purple Queen?—Each year The Syllabus, thestudent annual of NorthwesternUniversity, conducts a contest todetermine the five most beautifulgirls—the Queens of the campus. Itis our privilege to reproduce—andyours to view—the likenesses of twoof the leading candidates of pulchri¬tudinous honors—Jane Olson (left)and Katherine Chase. Miss Olson,’29, prominent in athletics andschool committee work, is presidentof the Pan-Hellenic Council. Lastyear she was May Queen and amember of the Syllabus staff. Sheis a member of Kappa Alpha Theta.Miss Chase, ’29, carries the distinc¬tion of being the first woman editorof Scrawl, the Northwestern liter¬ary magazine. She is a member ofAlpha Xi Delta.(Northwestern Daily)Stiff Arming Spirit Tacklers—John(Coop) French is quarterback of thePenn State eleven. He is a brother ofWalter French, a star on the Philadel¬phia American League baseball team.(Penn State Collegian)Colgate Students Remember Me¬morial Chapel - Chap)el attendanceis still compulsory for four days aweek, and, while the faculty allowsfifteen cuts each semester, the zealousSenior Governing Board frowns onthe absent ones if they are in town.Student meetings and football peprallies are allowed twice a week—soyou can see things are not so bad,after all. (Colgate Maroon)(The Lafayette)Sawing Wood, Saying Nothing!—A snap shot—not a time exposure—at the outdoor camp forSmith students. Some day that log will be in two pieces. Left to right—Betty Roys, New YorkCity; Frances Raimey, Winnetka, Ill.; Eleanor Reed, Ossining, N. Y.{Underwood ft* Underwood)Jiwt One Flanagan After Another—Carnegie Tech boasts oftwins on its football team. Latham Flanagan (left), who plays end,and Thayer Flanagan, a halfback. Both are first string men. Theyare brothers of Hoot Flanagan, who was a star on the University ofPittsburgh eleven from 1921 to 1923.{Carnegie Tartan—R. P. Hay)Blue Grads to Span Sphere—That’s only another way ofsaying that John K. Colgate (left). New York City, and StewartB. Riley, North Attleboro, Mass., recent graduates of Yale, areon their way around the world. Their itinerary will take themto South America, Cape Town, Syria, Persia, China, Japan,Honolulu, and San Francisco. They will return after ten monthsof travel.{Pacific Sh Atlantic) Some Undergraduates Can Use These Men—Dr.W. F. Lorenz (left) and Dr. A. G. Lowenhart, of themedical staff of the University of Wisconsin, havemade the startling announcement that they canawaken the minds of persons mentally dead by theuse of certain gasses and drugs. These M. D’s arealso neuropsychiatrisis—if you know what we mean.There should be a ready market for their treatmentsjust before final exams. And who wants a gas mask?{DeLonge) fFlying High at Michigan—An aeroplane view of the beautiful buildings andgrounds at Ann Arbor. The Lawyers Club—a law school dormitory—in theforeground; the new University Hospital in the right background; the newArchitecture Building in the right foreground. The beautiful hills of the HuronValley beyond.{Michigan Daily-Calkina-FIetcher) A Muddy, ScorelessTie—For the secondtime in two years Cor¬nell and Columbia bat¬tle to a 0 to 0 tie. John¬son of Cornell is seencarrying the ball in anend run during the firstquarter.{Wide World)AA Gripping Spectacle—Half-Nelsons, ham-merlocks, toe holds, and other grips are turnedout in large quantities by this class in wrestlingwhich has been snapped in the De Pauw gym¬nasium.(TVie DePauw)■1*;-.k««ss5'-' 'Gains Highest Honor at Smith—Margaret Palfrey,of Brookline, Mass., has just been elected president ofthe Student Government Association at Smith College.Students consider this as one of the highest honors anundergraduate can attain. Even a casual glance showsthat Miss Palfrey has much to recommend her.iEric Stahlber4)Receives Coveted French Decoration—Dr. SamuelW. Stratton, president of Massachusetts Instituteof Technology, was recently made an officer of theLegion of Honor of France. He was made a Chevalierof the Legion of Honor in 1909 because of his greatservices to science and mankind and for his work asfounder of, and first director of the United StatesBureau of Standards. The new honors were conferredon Dr. Stratton by J. C. Joseph Flammand, FrenchConsul at Boston at a meeting of the M. I. T. faculty.Bom at Litchfield,, Ill., in 1861, he received his degreeof B. S. from the University of Illinois in 1884.{The Tech—Harris Sh Ewin^)Three Crimson El Ouafis—Whichwhen paraphrased into everydayEnglish means that this picture showsHarvard’s best cross-country runners.From left to right—J. B. Lee, ’30;J. L. Reid, ’29 (captain); and LeslieFlaksman, ’29.(Harvard Pictorial) Two Tough Birds to Hit—Here are the twoleading candidates for All-American fullbackhonors from the Middle West. They are MayesMcLain, (above), the Iowa Indian, and BronkoNagurski (below), the iron man of the IronRange of Minnesota. McLain is a CherokeeIndian who made a great name for himself on theHaskell Indian team of 1926. Nagurski is saidto be a second Joesting and is sometimes calledthe Pulverizing Pole. They met in deadlycombat recently, and while Iowa won by thescore of 7 to 6, it was hard to choose which wasthe better man of the two on that day.{Underwood Underwood)Gridiron Hero Makesand Sells Hash—BiffHoffman, captain and starback of the Stanford foot¬ball team, makes hash ofhis opponents. He is nowdoing this for the thirdyear, but this is the firsttime he has tried to sell it.He has recently opened alunch room and soda foun¬tain in Palo Alto, and heexpects to make moneyserving edible hash with¬out cleats. Should Biff’scustomers Hooversizetheir food?{Pacific Mh Atlantic)Harvard Men Practice Plane Living—Harvard has an aviationclub of fifty students with headquarters at the airport in EastBoston. R. B. Bell, of New York City, is president of this club ofembryonic “Lindys.” In this photograph some of the club mem¬bers are tuning up their plane before taking a practice flight.{Pacific if* Atlantic)Teaches English with an Authentic Accent—Miss Eglan-tyne Jebb, of Birmingham, England, a new-comer in theEnglish department at Wellesley. She is not wearing a DougFairbanks beret. That’s a trick cap which is given away withcertain English academic degrees.{Wide World)Northwestern Junior is Hon-ored—Wame H. Clancy, advertis¬ing manager of the NorthwesternDaily, has just been appointed tothe National Executive Council ofDelta Upsilon. He is one of thetwo undergraduates from theUnited States to be elected to thegoverning body of this fraternity.This is an unusual honor since it isthe first time in fifteen years that ajunior has been given a seat in thiscouncil.{Daily Northwestern) The New in College Architectural Styles—The Arthur Jordon Memorial Hall at ButlerUniversity in Indianapolis, Ind. Butler oc¬cupies a high rank among the smaller univer¬sities, and has excellent buildings and grounds.{Butler Collegian)“Life is Just One Long, Hard Pull, Boys!'*—Showing University of Alabamaboys preparing for the problems of life. This is the annual tug-of-war between the“Shysters” (law students) and the “Quacks” (medical students). A non-combatantis responsible for the hose.{Orville Rush)Columbia SeniorClass Sponsor —Odette Myrtle of theWhite Lilacs Com¬pany, as sponsor ofthe Class of ’29, re¬ceiving the officialwelcome from VictorGlenn, class president.{In ter nationalNewsreel)The Four Mules of the Army—like the Four Horsemen ofNotre Dame—will go down in football history. Left to right:Bill Nave, quarterback; John Murrell, fullback; Christian K.Cagle, and Charles Allan, halfbacks.{International Newsreel) THE MENTHCHEALS TlHOREHOUNSOOTH BPennsylvania 20; Chicago 13—Leyers, fullback, and Chicago s most consistentground-gainer, smashes through for a five yard gain in the intersectional game atStagg Field. It looks as though Colonel Hackett, the umpire, might have stoppedthis play. {International Newsreel)L«ok for the funny fat man on the ReThroat Tickle—Stopit at once with aBunte Cough DropRefreshes andsoothes the tendeitissues of the throatilUMOlW'BUNTE BROTHERS • ChicagEat. 1876Malcert of World Famour CanduNow you can enioy areally up-to-date trainingin this attractive field.full of sparkle and dash—a radietd departure and i j jpleasant relief from old \ / /fashioned courses and an- / ' jliquated methods. Pre- / ' jF>arc for a career in thisdelightful, well-paid F>ro- V'/fession. Write for free il- J (|lustrated book. "The LastWord in Humorous Ulus-tratiuii."The Russell Patterson SchoolMichigan Ave. at Mth St., Dept. 1CHiCAt;0, ILL.Leads Eastern Scor¬ing—Ken Strong ofNew York University,whose blocking pavedthe way for many ofJack Connors touch¬downs last year, hasdeveloped into one ofthe country’s leadingball-carriers.{InternationalNewsreel) MENTHOL-HOREHOUNDCXKJGH DROPSINC AND PLBASlMANZ ROTOGRAV