“COMPLETECAMPUSCOVERAGE” W Bafli’ illaroon Sophs meet todayat 12.Vol. 28. No. 27 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1928 Price Five CentsAthenaeumOUR WOMEN: ContinuedBy SisEditor’s note: “Virus Homo” getsit in the neck again. Today Sis, whoseems to have all the ear marks ofa real sophisticate, takes the haplesslad to task. And she does it in sucha blase, condescending way, that itought to get under the skin of anyhomo—verus or otherwise. “Boys willbe boys; so run along now.”Poor “Virus Homo” — and thoseother unenlightened males who areyour followers! Do you not real-! Elizabethan mansion of 1600, readyENGLISH SINGERSPLEASE IN SONGSOF EARUr DAYSBring Elizabethan AirsTo UniversityCampusBy Carleton SmithIf Mandel hall had been lightedby candles, and there had beenrushes on the floor, and if all saton “hye joined stooles, covered withcarpet work” instead of in rows ofseat.s, we might easily have imag¬ined ourselves in the hall of anize that petty philosophers such asyou are regarded in the same lightas a outbreak of the skin—an irrita¬tion, a disturbance perhaps, but notto be taken seriously? — that anyman is compartively unimportant?Do you realize that it wouldbe far better to direct your pooranalytic attempts upon the maleportion of this—our college campus?and especially upon him who addethhis own conceit unto man’s naturalegotism, and thinketh himself every for the evening’s music.As it was, that unparalleled com¬pany of artists, the English Singers,succeeded by simple and naturalmethods in transporting their audi¬ence back to the England of Eliza¬beth and the Cavalier poets—backto the incredible centuries whenEnglishmen were writing the love¬liest and rarest music of their race.Madrigal* UnequaledIt,is now known, and the knowl¬edge has spread rapidly since the Football for GirlsAt W, A. A. DinnerWomen, here is your chance toplay football! The W. A. A. Chi¬cago Night dinner Friday at 6 inthe big gym of Ida Noyes hall willgive you the opportunity to playwith oval balloons over a dinnertable field:The women’s pep session anddinner will be given under theleadership of Frances Swineford.Since this year the regular pepsession will be held the night be¬fore the dinner, the women willnot be escorted by the band asformerly, but will have their ownsession at which Miss GertrudeDudley, head of the Physical Cul¬ture department, and GeraldineHacker will speak.Tickets at $1.00 will be soldby members of the W. A. A. boardin the main lobby of Ida Noyeshall today between 12 and 2and tomorrow between 11 and12. FIRST OF FROSHPLAYS GIVEN INREYN0|^ CLUBOpen Season with Actof Vaughn MoodyDramadamsel s sweetie and the big parade , . ,, ... , i. advent of the English Singers threein every woman s life? Do you not „, . L ^ u 1. seasons ago, that the composers ofsee him everywhere?—he who _ ,, .... • ,1 Tudor England represented a flow-danceth as he doeth everything else i , , ,, . , , . , . .. I ering of her creative spirit that has—leaning back and making it as i " . ir, , , . , . not been equalled before nor sinceeasy as possible for himself, heed- . , , , , •, , , . ... . I in her tonal history. A young na-less of the awkward position inwhich he placeth the girl? Surelythou knowest him?—for his wordsare full of honey and caution; buthis ways are full of guile, and hisheart is as a transient hotel where¬in there is room for all. At the ten¬der age of six, some one of the“weaker sex” needs did give untohim a lollypop, and alloweth him toride upon her tricycle—and so hehas appeared upon the campus. Armin the belief that he is a truly daz¬zling creature — appointed by theghost of Don Juan to give unto theranks of foolish femininity a break,and to scatter his charms widely. Hetaketh nothing in all the world seri¬ously—save his own vanity. Verily,“Virus Homo,” thou needs must rec¬ognize the insidiousness of such acreature. Do you not realize that,to relieve the university of the evilswhich you suggest, one must needsexterminate you and your ilk? Forthe best of men are but men at thebest—and the worst is the “collegecutie!” history. A youngtion in a plentitude of strength andhappiness, poured out its spirit inmedley.What artists, what poets these oldElizabethan masters were,—Weel-kes and Morley and Gibbons and therest! Not a note is wasted on a su-perflous period. They have accom¬plished the utmo.st concentration andconciseness in the expression of theirideas. Every tone, every detail isimportant. Every nuance of meaningis there: effects for which compos¬ers employ a huge orchestra and(Continued on page 1) Announce PatronsFor Soph HonorSociety’s DanceDOUGLAS PREDICTSFUTURE OF PEACEAT MEETING TODAY“Prospects for Peace: What thePast Indicates and Problems of theFuture” will be discussed by Pro-fe.ssor Paul H. Douglas of theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration, at an open meeting of theY. W. C. A. to be held today in theY. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.In his talk. Professor Douglas willexpress his opinions of the Leagueof Nations and its workings in the !direction of the promoting of world j\ erlon Meskimen, president of the pg^ce. He will comment on the Kel- IMeskimen DelegateTo Greek Meeting Announcement of the selection ofpatrons for the Skull and Crescentdance, to be held Friday, November1C, from 9 to 1 in the Louis XVIroom of the Shoreland hotel, wasmade ye.sterday by the managers ofthe affair.Patrons are Dean Chauncey S.Boucher, Mrs. Lennox Gray, Mr.and Mrs. H. 0. Crisler, Mr. andMrs. Nels Norgren, Mr. and Mrs.George R. Moon, Assistant ProfessorFrank Hurburt O’Hara, director ofstudent dramatic productions, Mt.A. W. Sherer, Mts. Robert V. Mer¬rill, University social chairman, Mrs.Edith Foster Flint, chairman of theUniversity Women’s Council, andMr. and Mr.s. M. D. McLean.Is Pledge DanceAs was previously announced, thedance, which is informal, is beingheld for fraternity and club pledges,special decorations having beenplanned and effected by LawrenceSmith to carry out the generaltheme of a pledge'^ance.According to Clarence Cushman,president of the Sophomore honorsociety, “Skull and Crescent danceshave become traditional on campusby dint of their excellence, and par¬ticularly because of the superlativequalities of the orchestras chosen.This year is no exception in the lat-(Continued on page 2) The first freshman play of the sea¬son, under the auspices of the Dram¬atic association will be presented thisafternoon at 4 in the Reynolds clubtheatre. The first act of “The GreatDivide” by William Vaughn Mood>was chosen by Russell Whitney, stu¬dent director, for this production.On Thursday and Friday after¬noons at 4, two casts will present“When Again,” a one act play byHarold Brighouse, under the directionof Eugene Macoy. There is no ad¬mission charge at these three perform¬ances and anyone is welcome.Give Plays AnnuallyFreshman plays are presented everyyear for the purpose of acquaintingthe members of the Dramatic associa¬tion with the available acting materialin the Freshman class. While thefreshmen in these plays are not theonly ones cast in later association pro¬ductions, their ability has been dem¬onstrated and they are given priorityin later tryouts.The cast for "The Great Divide” in¬cludes Gilbert White, StoddardSmall, Fnos Troyer, Wilfred Davis,John Tiernan, and Pat Magee. Theonly women in the cast are FrancesI Franklin and, Gertrude Fox.! Give ‘‘When Again?”I In "When Again?” four of the six! parts have been double cast. SydneySacerdoti plays Polchain, the gen-dcirine, \\iih both casts and LouiseConnors likewise doubles as Marie,the French maid. Cordelia Crout and\'iola Bowers are playing the part ofSusan, the American girl in Paris,in both casts, Fred Howard andRichard Rigg, the part of the Amer¬ican adventurer; and Marion Adairand /Mice Stinnett the part of Mis.s(Contniued on page 4) Pepsters to ShoutTomorrow Night“A peppy session tomorrownight will buck up the teamgreatly. It will show that the stu¬dent body is still with us, andwill give the fellows confidencefor the game,” said Captain SaulWeislow of the football team,commenting on the worth of thepep meeting to be held tonightat 7:15 in Mandel hall.At this pep session many ofChicago’s greatest athletes offormer years will speak. TheFreshmen Green Cappers will allbe present with seventy-five pairof lungs in good condition forcheering. Mundy Peale, cheerleader, yesterday led a largecrowd in cheering for the teamat a noon meeting held in frontof Cobb hall.These meetings willthroughout the week. be heldStagg Talks on^Manhood’ BeforeOrder of GrailSETTLEMENT DRIVECHAIRMEN ANNOUNCEASSISTANTS’ NAMESInterfraternity Council, has been se¬lected as the official representative ofthe University to the National Inter¬fraternity Conference to he held inNew York City, November 30-Decem-ber 2. Meskimen was selected by thelocal council..\t the National Conference, whichis an annual event, several hundredGreeks, representing practically allfraternities and the major schoolsthroughout the country, assemble fora three day conference at which allthe problems of fraternal organiza¬tions and their relations to collegelife are discussed.Especial attention has been paid intimes past to the pan-Greek organiza¬tions within the individual schoolsand the methods of government em¬ployed.“It is expected that numerous sug¬gestions will be broached which willbe of value in augenting the powerand prestige of our own local council,”stated Meskimen. logg pact and the Naval Construe- jtion bill a.s the tw’o important factors |in the bringing about of pacifism. |It is his belief that the success Iof both treaties require the agree- \ment of all fifteen world powers.When interviewed yesterday, heexpre.ssed the opinion that althoughthese pacts carry no reassuring pop¬ular opinion they may lessen thefear of war, which should make iteasier for nations to agree on inter¬national differences.SELL ILUNI BALLCX)NSSell balloons at the Illinois game!All women who are interested inselling touchdown balloons for theChicago-Illinois game should sign upon the poster on the bulletin in thebasement of Ida Noyes hall. Sales¬women will meet Saturday at 1 inMandel hall. Tailored UniformsFor M. S. StudentsTailor-made uniforms are beingsupplied the advanced students ofof Military Science to replace thepresent enlisted men’s uniforms,which have been supplied for thelast eight years. These new uniforms,with R. 0. T. C. insignia attached,are being supplied at the expenseof the government. One third ofthe men have already been out¬fitted, and the remainder will re¬ceive their uniforms by the end ofthe month. A number of the menwho appeared in the parade andformal retreat Monday wereequipped with new outfits.In the opinion of Lieut. Gildart,the inauguration will improve thegeneral appearance of the cadetcorps. Freshman CouncilPlans Bridge TeaAll Freshmen women are invitedto attend a Bridge Tea to be givenby the Freshmen Women’s councilon Thursday, Nov. 22 in the YWCAroom of Ida Noyes hall. Tickets, at35 cents, will be available in theMaroon office in a few days, accord¬ing to a report made by the coun¬cil yesterday.Doris Anderson, president of thecouncil, has appointed the followingcommittee heads: Janet Johns, so¬cial chairman; Alice Carlson, pub¬licity chairman; Sylvia Friedman,finance chairman; Janet Lawrence,in charge of refreshments and Will-hemina Epp, in charge of entertain¬ment. At the council meeting heldTuesday the plans for the tea weremade and it was decided to useextra funds from the proceeds ofthe affair towards a tea dance to begiven in the near future. In preparation for the openingof the Settlement Drive, which is tobegin next week with the sum of$10,000 as the mark to shoot at, twomeetings of the chairmen and theirassistants are to be held tomorrow.The first meeting will be held inCobb 108 at noon under the leader¬ship of the two finance chairmen,Helen Walters and Ernest Stevens.Helen Walter’s team includes Dor¬othy Moulds, Helen Eaton, FrancesBlodgett and Janet Cunningham.Ernest Stevens’ team consists of Ed¬ward Stevens, Henry Ripley, ScottRexinger, Robert Cunningham,Robert Mayer, Stanley Corbett, Wil¬liam Kincheloe and Robert Graff.At the second meeting, which willbe held in Swift hall, all juniors andseniors connected with this workare requested to meet with the gen¬eral chairmen, Ellen Hartman andCharles Cutter.It is very important that allthose concerned be at this meeting. “The Type of Manhood I Am In¬terested in Developing” was thesubject of Coach A, A. Stagg’s talkbefore the candidates for the Orderof the Grail who met last night inReynolds lounge. The purpose andfuture program of the order wasdiscussed at the meeting which wascomposed of those freshmen who,because of scholarship, interest inoutside activities and work in con¬structive organizations during theirhigh school careers were chosen tobe candidates. Walter Kincaid, presi¬dent of the Y. M. C. A., presided atthe opening meeting.Pick Members LaterMembers of the Order of theGrail will be announced at theFreshman banquet at the time theGreen Cap club membership and thestudents composing the freshmanexecutive committee will be madeknown. The following week the mem¬bers of the order will meet to di¬vide, into two groups, one meeting inthe afternoon and the other in theevening. These groups will discussand have outside speakers talk onvarious subjects connected with Uni¬versity life.As is the custom, the formal in¬itiation into the order will takeplace the eighth week of the winterquarter. At this time those whose(Continued on page 2) SOPHOMORES TOMEET IN MANOELAT NOON TODAYSecond Year Men HoldFirst Assembly ofQuarterWith an aim at promoting a feel¬ing of class unity, all Sophomoreswill meet in their first assembly ofthe year promptly at noon today inMandel hall, according to the deci¬sion of the recently appointed Soph¬omore class council. The policies ofthe class and plans for the year’ssocial activities will form the maintopic of discussion for the brieftwenty minute meeting.Garvey Urges Attendance“The attendance of every sopho¬more is expected,” commented Wil¬liam Garvey, president of the classyesterday. “It is only by workingas a unit that the class of 1931 canachieve any of the things plannedby the council and establish itself asa progressive class.“This is the first time that thesophomores will meet as a class, andit is only by means of such meetingsthat the scfphomores will be able toacquaint themselves with their class¬mates.”Discuss FinancesGarvey will open the meeting witha brief introductory speech of wel¬come. Salient facts concerning classfinances will be presented by Rol¬and Ericson, treasurer and chairmanof the finance committee.Plans for the social life of theclass will be discussed by ClarenceCushman, president of Skull andCrescent, sophomore honor society,and Marion Eckhart, who serve asco-chairme jf the class social com¬mittee.Other Co mittee chairmen, select-(Contniued on page 4)LEAGUE OF NATIONSSPEECH SPONSOREDBY VOTERS GROUPCube Will PresentIrene Wieker SoonPROF. COLE TALKSProfessor Fay-Cooper Cole of theanthropology department will lec¬ture on “The Development of Cul¬ture’’ at Northwp -n universityschool of journalism this evening at7 in Wieboldt hall, Chicago Ave. andLake Shore Drive.The lecture will be 1 roadcast over iWIBO. Women’s Board toHold Three TeasUnder the auspices of the Boardof Women’s Organization, a series ofthree acquaintanceship teas will begiven. The first of these teas underthe direction of Mrs. Robert V. Mer-ril, social director, and Mrs. EdithF. Flint, chairman of the Women’scouncil, will be held November 21 inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.These teas are being given so thatthe campus women may have theopportunity of becoming better ac¬quainted with each other, and if suc¬cessful, will continue throughout thesemester.A series of similar teas have beenheld at the University of Illinois. Miss Irene Wieker, a star fromthe Goodman Theatre, will appearSaturday and Sunday nights whenthe Cube presents Arthur Snitzer’splay “Literature,” in which MissWieker will take the lead.This is not the first time that thestar has appeared at the Cube. Lastfall she appeared in Ibsen’s “TheMaster Builder.” During the lastyear Miss Wieker has been associ¬ated with various stock companiesabout the country and with theGoodman Theatre.After the performance tea will beserved and the audience will be giv¬en an opportunity to criticize theproduction.The part of Anatole will beplayed by John Jansen, a graduatestudent at the University and di¬rector of various campus produc¬tions. “The League of Nations Today”will be the subject of a talk to begiven by Clark M. Eichelberger, sec¬retary of the non-partisan League ofNations Assembly, today at 4 irvHarper M 11 under the auspices ofthe University League of WomenVoters. Mr. Richard Smith, an of¬ficial of the Near East Relief as¬sociation, will supplement one phaseof the first speech, with a brief talkon refugee relief wark in the NearEast.Mr. Eichelberger was formerlydirector of research of the Rad-cliff Lyceum bureau at Washington,D. C. He has just returned from theLeague’s ninth assembly at Geneva,Switzerland, where he representedthe United States. While in EuropeMr. Eichelberger spoke on his sevenyears’ study of the League and itsprinciples before the InternationalNon-Partisan league at the Hague.He became associated with theUniversity last spring when he pro¬moted the miniature League assem¬bly held in Mandel hall.HOUGH RIFLEMEN HEADAnnouncement is made by the Mil¬itary department of the Universityof the appointment of Jack Houghas captain of the exhibition riflesquad.Cadet-Major Renhult and Cadet-Captain Peterson were placed on pub¬licity detail by Ten Eyck Van Deu-sen, team coach. Religion Will BeDiscussed at Union“Resolved: The course “The Nature of the World and of Man’ issubversive to religion will form thtsubject of the debate to be helctomorrow night at 7:60 in the Reynolds club, room D under the aU'spices of the Debating union.“This course which has arousecnumerous comments on campus, haimany friends,” according to DearChauncey S. Boucher. “Many elaiirits disintegration of the older re¬ligions and its revelation of facts isonly constructing a wider and moresubstantial foundation for a neweireligion, broader and more intelli¬gent in purpose and in scope. Onthe other hand there are many whofeel that it tears down all thoughtsof religion.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 14, 1928Satlg HaronttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninRS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post otTice at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENEdwin Levin —Robert C. McCormackEdward G. Baatian News EditorDay Editor.....Day EditorDay EditorWOMENJunior EditorJ. Aldean GibboneyFrancea A. Blodgett Feature Editor...Sophomore EditorMarion E. White ...Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson -.-Women's EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon SecretarjLee Lovcnthal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyHugh Mackenzie Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other ca7npsis cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military un't.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.DINGLETREE OPENS OUR EYESJoe Dingletree, one of those altruistic persons whose singlemission in life is to go around scaring gloom away from its hu¬man habitations, smiled tolerantly when we explained the sorryplight of our football team.“Why,’’ he said, “your university is one of the most fortunateschools in the land this fall.” We were in a mood for solace sowe bade Joe go on.“Now you’ll agree with me and Ernest Hatch Wilkins, whomyou know is responsible for the book “The Changing College”and Oberlin College among other things, that over excitementabout football with its tendency to detract from study and en¬courage distortion in the student mind of the normal scale ofvalues of college work and of life is one of the great college evilseach fall, don’t you?”“If Mr. Wilkins .says so, it must be so,” we replied.“Well, look at the Universities of Iowa, Wisconsin, look atCarnegie Tech, at Southern Cal. All these schools have winningteams; all the students there are simply hot and bothered aboutfootball. They are agog about sectional, intersectional, nationalchampionships for their eleven; they cannot wait until the nextgame. In such a mood how can they study ? Dunt esk; they can’t.A winning team is reeking havoc with their studies; it is inter¬fering to an intolerable degree with their attainment of the pur¬pose of an American college,“Now, here at the University,” Joe was getting warm onthe subject, “your team is always losing; it never gives you justcause for celebration. You may feel down in the mouth about it,but you never become overly excited about it You may want anddesire victory, but you have no lust for it As the team continuesto lose, the publicity and over-emphasis it gets lessens. You maydiscuss the team, but you do so with a tranquil mind. You do notget red in your eye, and you do not live in one constant hurrah.You are normal’about it all; and you’ll agree with me. PresidentCoolidge and the Republican party that the virtues of normalcyare bountiful, won’t you?”‘AVhat the Republican party says, goes,” we replied.“Well then,” Joe said with that flourish that has markedthe Dingletrees for generations, “don’t you see it all? Your foot¬ball team, whatever else you may think of it, is not interferingwith your attainment of the real values of college. It is, in con¬sistently losing, serving you a great turn; but you do not realizeit. I hope that in later years you may come to appreciate it; andgive the boys their just desserts.”“Jo^” we said, gripping the old Dingletree right, “your wordis a good one and cheery. It shall be broadcast.” OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, November 14Radio Lecture: 8. StationWMAQ. “Elementary Ethics.” Pro¬fessor T. V. Smith, of the Philoso¬phy department.Divinity Chapel. 11:50. Joseph BondChapel. Dr. Lynn Harold Hough.The University League of Women\'oters. 4:00. Harper Mil. “TheLeague of Nations Today.” Mr.Clark M. Eichelberger. “Questions ofNear East Relief." Mr. RichardSmith.Public Lecture (Y.W.C.A.) 4:30.Ida Noyes hall. “Prospects for Peace.What the Past Decade Indicates andthe Problems of the Future.” Pro¬fessor Paul Howard Douglas of theSchool of Commerce and Admini¬stration.The Mathematical Club, 4:30. Ryer-son 32 “Recent Investigations in theTheory of Numbers.” ProfessorLeonard E. Dickson, of the mathe¬matics department.Public Lecture: 7:00. TIijl’ Univer¬sity Chapel. “The Development ofCommerce.” Dr. Lynn Harold Hough.The Graduate History Club. 7:30.Graduate Clubhouse. “Intellectual .At¬mosphere o f Pre-RevolutionaryFrance.” .Associate Professor LouisReichenthal Gottschalk of the Historydepartment.Thursday, November 15Radio Lecture: 8, Station WMAQ.“Elementary Ethics.” Professor T.V. Smith, of the Philosophy depart¬ment.Divinity chapel, 11:50. JosephBond chapel. Dr. Lynn HaroldHough.'I'he Chemistry Journal club, SHRKent 20. “Free Organic Radicals.”Mr. M, H. Daskais.The Physics club, 4:30. Ryerson 32,“The Growing of Large Crystals.”Mr. E. U. Wollan, Mr. M, Y. Colby.Public Lecture (Downtown): 6:43.-\rt Institute. “Pare.” Professor BasilC. H. Harvey, Dean of Medical Stu¬dents.The Humanities club, 7:45. Clas.-ics20.Students OrganizeProhibition LeagueThe Intercollegiate ProhibitionAssociation has completed an ex¬tensive study of student reactions toprohibition and of student activitiesdirected against alcoholism. Thesecretaries and speakers of this as¬sociation have made a wide surveyof this question covering materialreceived from more than 400 of theleading universities of the thirty-four states.Their activities included workwith faculty members as well asi with students. They delivered ad¬dresses throughout the country, leddiscussion groups at the universities,and held conferences with coachesand members of debating teams thatwere discussing prohibition or sim¬ilar subjects.ANNOUNCE PATRONS FOR SOPHHONOR SOCIETY’S DANCE(Continued from page 1)ter respect, since the Apex club or-che.stra, darktown’s most famousmelody makers, is entirely qualifiedto play for such an orchestra.”Bids Cost $2.50Bids for the dance are $2.50 acouple and may be secured frommembers of the organization, in theInformation' office, in the officesof The Daily Maroon and thePhoenix in Lexington hall, and atthe sales booth on the main floorof Cobb hall.if’ ISTAGG TALKS ON“Mi(^HOOD’” BEFORE, ORDER OF GRAIL(Continued from page 1)scholarship, interest in activities,and conduct have been outstandingwill be taken into the organization.Meetings with the Freshman Wom¬en’s club will be scheduled later inthe school year, and week-end tripsto country estates have a part inthe program. ENGLISH SINGERSPLEASE IN EARLYENGUSH SONGS(Continued from page 1)many singers are achieved by sixvoices.Music Genuinely VocalThen there is the fine irregularityof metre, the vitality and freedom iof the rhythms, the frequent har- imonic boldness resulting from fear¬less and masterly voice-leading, and jthe modal character of many of theideas. Finally, there is the truegenius of English music in the factthat all these pieces are genuinelyvocal, melodic in essence, simple andtrue.These composers and the poets towhose verse they married theirgenius touched upon many themes,some of them of profound sadnessand poignancy, most of them tenderand joyous like the May and the thyme. It is this uncomparable art,old but imperishably young, thatmakes the greatest part of the re¬pertory of The English Singers.There are many greater voicesthan those of Flora Mann, NellieCarson, Lillian Berger, NormanStone, Norman Notley and CuthbertKelly. But among singers there arefew who surpass them for intelli¬gent expression, simple and unex¬aggerated feeling, and sterling mu¬sicianship. The spirit, the insight,the delicate, imaginative grace whichthey bring to the interpretation offolk-songs, whatever their character,creates_^music of high estate. Theirsis a sermon of beauty that couldhardly be preached in any otherway.One secret of vocal art not fullyunderstood is revealed by their per¬formance. The musical phrase risesout of the verbal phrase. If thetexts had [been recited by theseartists without its tonal investiture, the result would have been eloquent.As it was, word and tone were not¬ably mated; and, if any one werepresent who had not realized thestrength and beauty of the Englishtongue, he could not but recognizeit on this occasion.MATHEWS OFFICIATESAT SERVICE FOR NEWPRESBYERTIAN PASTORDean Shailer Mathews, D. D. LL.D., dean of the Divinity school of-ciated at the installation of Rev.Clifford Littell LeDuc as pastor ofthe Normal Park PresbyterianChurch, last Thursday.Rev. LeDuc attended the Univer¬sity from 1909 to 1917, receivinghis Ph. B. in 1913 and his M. A. in1914. The charge to the congrega¬tion was given by Rev. RobertCelments, professor in the Presby¬terian Theological Seminary of Chi¬cago.T YPE W R ITERS!A Sale of our Entire Stock of Used Machines!Every Used Typewriter Now Offered toYou at a Substantial Saving for Onlya Few Days.SOME OF OUR BARGAINSSTANDARD CORONASSome less than a year old and good formany years of satisfactory service cov¬ered by our liberal one year serviceguarantee$15.00 to $48.00 REMINGTON PORTABLESThese machines are in fine conditionand suitable for university use. Theyhave the standard 4 bank keyboard$34.95 to $48.00ROYAL AND UNDERWOOD PORTABLESA very limited stock of Royal and Underwoodsreconditioned in our own shop. 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Twenty-two scientifictests, covering every step in itspreparation, safeguard this puredrtnk of natural flavors.The Caca<ola Compaof, Atliou, G*.W H E E E IT ISTouchball Semi-fin¬als Will Start Friday. iWaroon Spence In HospitalWith Knee Injury.THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1928GRIMNESS SHROUDS PRACTICE25And the only point to the wholething is an emphatic proof of the factthat it is strictly impossible to havean eleven man team run well byeleven men.Since the begn ning of the presentfootball season w.- have unequivocallyand stubbornly given our whole¬hearted support tc the team. Throughall of the widely \aried periods of itsfortune, through 46 to 0 victory andthrough 40 to 0 defeat we have lentthe utmost in moral support, praise orsympathy as the case has been, andall of it has been honest. Hf)wcver,when eleven men of proven capability(46 to 0 and 13 to 20) comport them¬selves on a foirtball field as was theoccurence over the week-end our ir¬ritation for a moment overcomes ourloyalty. We speak of those unforget-able moments when the Maroons witha chance for the lead in jroints andfor the invaluable encouragement thatsuch a lead would have given, stoodarguing amongst themselves on Wis¬consin's one foot line and i)racticallythrew the game away.The lack of an officially electedcaptain to lead the team is absolute¬ly—as an excuse—a team when it ison the field ought to be under the ab¬solute direction of the supposedlysmartest football man on the field—the quarterback. It seems rather astupid procedure to carry on an argu¬ment as to what man should carry theball on any play and when such a pr(\-cedure is carried on to the degree thata time penalty is inflicted by officialswithin sight of a touchdown theheight of something or other isreached. In addition to the loss ofyardage the loss of team moralecaused by such thing is great—as wasevidenced on the field when a linemanbecame so disgusted and wrought upover the matter that he walked to theedge of the field and asked Mr. Staggto remove him from the game.I'ndouhtedly the Maroons have thematerial ami the stuff with which towin games—in that we firmly believe—but we also firmly believe that nomatter how good each individual maybe each must subordinate himself andco-or<linate with ten other men in or¬der to win. We hope that during thecoming week ati entire reversal ofsj)irit will (»ccur among the team men—for the game next Saturday is per-hai)s the tuie in which a victory ismore desirable than in any other gameof the season. .Ml of Chicago's lastweeks' supimrters are still behind theteam—as a team from now on its upto the individuals to vindicate them¬selves and to prove that they are ateam worthy of Maroon tradition andhonor.HISTORY CLUB MEETS¥ RECORD CROWD TOWATCH STAGGMENBAHLE THE ILLINlIllinois Still Has Chance toCapture TitleBob Zuppke’s Illini will come to theMidw’ay Saturday to wind up the Chi¬cago football .season. Although 5,000seats are still on sale, it is expectedthat game time will see a recordbreaking crowd of 60,000 on StaggField, for these two old rivals alw'aysplay a close and bitter game no mat¬ter what their previous record hasbeen.Illinois still has a chance for theBig Ten title, despite the fact thatthe downstate team was upset byMichigian, 3 to 0. The Maroons, dis¬organized by injuries every gamethis season, will be in the best shapephysically that they have been sofar, with Ken Small and Anatol Ray-.sson back in the game. Only Spence,Weislow, Proudfoot, and Brislin willbe unable to play this play, a muchsmaller number of cripples thanStagg has had previously.Maroon* Again UnderdogThe Maroons have gone into the Il¬linois game as the underdogs in prac¬tically every game in the last fiveyears, but they always have man¬aged to make things interesting forthe Illini. They furnished the bigge.stupset in the conference in 1924 bytying the team led by Grange in athrilling 21 to 21 battle. The nextyear Illinois won, 13 to 6, in a gameplayed in a driving rainstorm, and in1926 it took a long run by Daugh¬erty for a superior Illinois team towin by a single touchdown. Last yearan inspired Maroon defense held theconference champs to a 15 to 6 score.Illinois must meet Ohio the follow¬ing Saturday, while Chicago, playingits la.st game, can make a last des¬perate effort to win a conference en¬gagement. The game will be thefinal appearance of twelve of Stagg’smen, including such stars as Leyers,Kaysson, Small and Cassle. Weislowand Spence w'ill end their three yearsof eligibility also.How Dry I AmAssociate Professor Louis R.Gottschalk of the History depart¬ment, spoke to members of theGraduate History club last night at7:30 in the graduate clubhou.se. Hissubject was ‘Intellectual Atmo¬sphere of Pi’e-Revolutionary France.”The talk included a discussion ofeighteenth century philosophers. M£AMSJVST^tmatJOfficial CollegeFEATEBNITY(JewelryBof^S'J^in^s-lhDeUinWARREN PIPER AGO31 N. STATE 8T. 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'I'he loss of Spencewill he a handicap to the natatorsas he was a good man at the breaststroke. The burden in this event willfall upon “Red” Getzoo who has beenworking hard and .should he in excel¬lent condition for the conference sea¬son.Oker May Be EligibleOker is taking a correspondencecourse in which he must get a ‘Cto he eligible. He will he a greatman to fill out the relay team. Houghis also taking a correspondence courseand if he returns will strengthen the>(iuad in the dash events, jjarticularlythe 220 yard event.Team Lacks DiversThe weak spot on the team how¬ever. seems to he in the rliving event.Xo divers of any note have yet madean appearance at the Bartlett pool.\’an Dine who did some work lastyear is not eligible and Myers, an¬other good diver, is at present notat school. SEMI-FINALS INTOUCHBALL WILLSTART ON FRIDAY Maroons Lose inTriangular CrossCountry ContestTwelve Teams Will CompeteFor University TitleThe semi-finals of the IntramuralTouchball tournament starts nextFriday, There will be twelve teams—the winners and runners—of eachof the six leagues. Of these twelveteams, four are outstandTng. Theyare Psi Usilon, present champions;Phi Kappa Psi, r’inner.s-up last year;Phi Pi Phi and the Macs. Each ofthese teams have come to the foremainly through the brilliant work ofone or two men on each team. ThePsi U’s t»we their victories to thework of Lott and Urban; Phi KappaPsi to Gist; Phi Pi Phi to Root; andthe Macs to Cody.P*i U and Macs FavoredLott, Gist, Root and Cody are allrunning stars, all are good passersand can receive passes well. Urbanis the best pass receiver in the game.The results of the games will hingeon the showing of these men. Ontheir showing in the preliminarygames, Psi Upsilon and the Macsshould fight it out in the qnal game.All in all this year’s semi-finalsshould be a humdinger. Wisconsin won the triangularcross country meet held at Madisonlast Saturday. The Wisconsin squadmanaged to win by bunching its menand taking six consecutive places,starting with third.Anderson and Corth, of Minne¬sota, took the first two places. OtherMinnesota men captured thirteenth,fifteenth and eighteenth positions.Maroons Start Practice LateJackson, Brainard, and Berndston,of Chicago, took ninth, tenth andeleventh places. Compared with theother two teams, the Chicago teamran very poorly. This was due tothe fact that Chicago harriers didnot start practice until two weeksafter the Maroons would have madea much better showing.Letts Hurts AnkleLetts sprained his ankle as he ap¬proached the two mile mark and wasunable to finish. However, the sprainis not expected to be serious enoughto prevent him from running up theconference meet at Madison on Nov.24. VARSITY BATTLESFIERCERLY AGAINSTYEARLING AHACKSUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON$2.50 A YEAR Stagg Emphasizes NeedLine Co-ordination of•According to the showing the var¬sity made yesterday, both offensivelyand defensively, against the Illiniplays as demonstrated by the froshgrid squad, the game Saturday shouldnot be the walk-away that most ofthe “experts" are prophesying for Illi¬nois. The defensive squad repeatedlysquashed the futile attempts, of the“Illini” backs, each with the name ofa noted Illinois player on the rearof his jersey, to gain ground with theaid of Zuppke's trick plays.'J'hc Old Man worked the line to thelimit in attempt to infuse in them thepush of which they have been sonoticeably short in the recent games.To date the only injuries are thoseof Proudfoot and Spence, both oldcasulties, and that of Brislen whofractured a sinus in practice thisweek. Definite news of CaptainWeislow’s possibilities of getting inthe game will not he out until laterin the week, hut there is a very goodchance of his playing.JUST RELEASED FROM HOLLYWOOD...The blindfold y^Agarette 'YestDIRECTORDick Barthelmess★ STAR ★OLD GOLDTHE CASTFirst Cigarette XSecond Cigarette . • . , Old GoldThird Cigarette . . YFourth Cigarette Z“Making a blindfold test is like conducting a movietryout. But in this competition I found my star‘right off the reel.’ I named Old Gold for the leadpart the moment I tasted its thrilling flavor andits soothing gentleness to the tongue and throat.’’MR. BARTHELMESS ws* asked to smoke each of the four leadiog branda. clearing hietaste with coftee between smokes. Only one question was asked: " Which one do you like beat?**WAjV you can pick themRICHARD BARTH EL.MESS... endearedto movie-goers the world over for his superbacting in such First National pictures as,“The Patent Leather Kid,” "The Noose”unu "Out of the Ruins.” P. Lorillard Co., Est. 17O0Made from the heart-leaves of thetobacco plant Three types of leaves ^row on the to¬bacco plant . . . coarse top-leaves,irritating to the throat . . . witheredground-leaves, without taste or aromaI ttfl// . . . and the heart-leaves, rich in cooland fragrant smoking qualities.Only the heart-leaves are used inOLD GOLDS.S-MOOTHEP AMD PETTER-'^NOT A QQJijpH IN A CARLOAD”THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1928THE GRIM REAPERHere’s to Jamie stooped and old,A verse, he never wrote it—A poet leaves his Scots heart coldRank foolishness he’d vote it.But the verses we send inThe Tiger never eats ’emIn Jamie’s basket there they lieAnd with a broom he beats ’-em.Vers libre and sonnet rareLimerick, ode and balladJamie garners all the sheavesTo make poetic salad.Reams of rymed fantasiesJamies Scots heels spurnIn his basket off they goAnd in his furnace burn.Not this—Jamie—not this!Le Turque NoirI HEAR that Ford is trying for anew success in the small car field.He will probably turn out a flivverthat can also be used for a cigarettelighter.RAVINGS OF A MISOGYNISTWomen who play two handedbridge, smoking cigarettes, in FosterHell windows, oblivious to admiringpasserbys. . . .Miss Zilch from Koko¬mo or is it Miss Kokomo from Zilch,who shocks the rushing committeeby eating the lettuce of her salad.... Beecher Hall girls who laughgaily, endeavoring to hit passinggentlemen with raw’ potatoes....club girls with Packards, .club girlswithout Packards. . . people whowrite stuff separated by dots likethisAbdullah the Misog.TO A RED HEADIt seems that I have never seenA girl as sweet and quite as keenAs you who live next door.It seems that in EternityThere must be but you and meI mean you, who lives next door.It seems that every minute spentapartFrom you, is as a minute lost.From you who live next door.But some day soon I hope to sockYou right upon the noseTo teach you that “Ramona” isA blight to all that hearAnd that to play it every nightIs not the thing to do, my dear.MENI don’t likeBad men!I likeGood ones. ..But the goodDie youngAnd I don’tLike dead ones.DelTHE DAILY NEWS, our compe¬titor in the moronic field, says thatin a raid Saturday night the policediscovered a house in Cicero thatwas used for the vilest purposes.So, the Phoenix is being printedin Cicero now, uh? ARMISTICEAmid the gayety of the dayMy heart achedTo see.. .An English girlWith violets at her throatAnd dreams in her grey blue ey^s. ..Princeste DorothyDear J. L. P.—And have you heard of the con¬vict who, as he was about to beelectrocuted, asked, as a last requestthat the parson hold his hands?Oscar the Sausage HoundI AND this reminds us of the pris¬oner beforethe bar, who, when theJudge pronounced the death sen¬tence by hanging upon him, replied:•Awe Judge, you’re just stringingme, aren’t you?”WELL all fooling aside, who everread a last line anyway?J. L. P. SOPHOMORES TO MEETMANDEL AT NOONTODAY IN(Continued from page 1)ed by the council, are Frances Blod¬gett, vice-president of the class, andGeorge Mahin, who serve as co-chairmen of the arrangements com¬mittee, and Ray Fried, public chair¬man.With the abolition oT compulsoryclass chapel last year no regularclass meetings are held of any ofthe classes except on the call of thepresidents. MISS OLIVE SWANSON is con¬ducting a dancing school from 8 to9 every Wednesday evening at Jun¬gle Inn located at the Saranac Ho¬tel, 2541 Everett Avenue. Socialdancing follows from 9 to 12.ONE FURNISHED ROOM TORENT—Mrs. C. G. Franklin, 5720Harper, Fairfax 5770.FIRST OF FROSH PLAYS GIVENIN REYNOLDS CLUB(Continued from page 1)Hyslop, the middle aged chaperoneand conductress of museum tours foryoune English and American girls.These plays will be followed onNovember 23 and 24 by a regularDramatic association production, a re-vivil cf “Lady Windermere’s Fan.”Settlement Night, presented by theDramatic association this year, willtake place on December 7 and 8.WHAT HO!J. A. B. hat a communication hereat the office from a blighter whoseems jolly well sunk. Tyke it offme hands or By Allah! We’ll incor¬porate it in the Whittle!THE DEMOCRATIC party isabout to re-organized, according !to the papers. Well it’s about timethose two guys got together. ' To J. L. 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