Zht Batlp illaroon BEATPENNVql. 29. No. 21. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 2. 1928 Price Five CentsThe TempestBy Robert L. SternMr Lou Young, who does thecoac’f ng for Pennsylvania, is saidto diacount heavily the losses suf¬fered this year by the Maroons. Mr.A. A. Stagg, prominent grid figurearound Chicago, is on his part saidto discount the story that theQuakers are really as bad as they,V*oked in their game with the lowlyNavy last Saturday. So that thegame Saturday should be somewhatof a close affair, for the double dis¬count will undoubtedly serve to getthe game down to the level of abattle. Both teams will be fightingto win back the collapsed confidenceof their respective publics, for themost simple team in the East, (theNavy last week. So that theQuakers to their knees, while to datethe tonnage of the fighting Maroonshas been of little avail against thebeef of the rest of the Big Ten.On the well-known basis of vic¬tories and what-not Mr. Young’smerry gang is a favorite amongthose who would like to keep theMaroons among the gloomy levels.The Philadelphia gents, except inthe Navy fray, have been dealingout very good football to their op¬ponents. It will be recalled, how- ■ husband, Willie Tatham, by NorVARSITY SET FOR PENN AHACKDramatic Association Gives *Aren*t We All 99LONSDALE PLAYOPENS DRAMATICSEASOI^ONIGHTProduction Staff OffersEnglish Comedy inMandel at 8“Aren’t We All,’’ the first play ofthe season presented by the Drama¬tic association, will be given tonightat 8 in Mandel hall. It is a smartEnglish comedy of art and manners,drected by Alexander Dunsay. Theplot concerns a wife, who, upon herreturn from Egypt finds her hus¬band kissing another woman. Thepart of the wife, Margo Tatham, isplayed by Charlotte Eckhart, that ofever, that the heavy Pennsylvaniafavorites who came to take down theMaroon banner last year walkedhome, 13 to 7.After three Saturdays of seeinghis team pull new mistakes out ofthe bag “The Old Man’’ knows justabout what they need to win, andthe boys have been getting greatquantities of specialized drill thispast week. Looking both backwardsand ahead, the supreme need seemsto be that for a strong defense. Sothat in three of the four practice ses¬sions of the past week the doughtyFrosh have been sent ripping andpounding their way against the var¬sity line. In the early sessions tw'oor three of the fleeter yearlingswere said to have found their waythrough the varsity, but in the finalscrimmage last night the fightingregulars stopped the youngsters coldin their tracks. With all of theregular linemen except Proudfoot,whose shoulder is still bad, again onthe ready for duty list Stagg willhave a plentitude, althought not anoverabundance of hefty material +0put in the way of the charging Penn-men.In the backfield Stagg has Bur¬gess, Libby, Mendenhall, Bluhm,Van Nice, Smith, Leyers and severalothers except the hospital-boundRaysson and Heywood, to pick from.Young has Wilner, Scull, Rosen-bloom, Murphy, Shober, Gentle, Rat-kowsky, and Opegun to work his“hidden ball” tricks. Alt of theabove ball tenders. Maroon andQuakers, have excellent ratings intheir profession and, Saturday’s af¬fair will be replete with neatnessbol'n in the running and passing de¬partments.To me it seems that the Maroonshave the stuff but somehow to datehave not been in a mood to show it.I wish for the good of future gamesthat the boys had the rest that In¬diana gets this week, but schedulesare continuous, and resting waits.Nevertheless, Chicago still ha.s thematerial and the' skill and withthose behind the punch that re¬newed vigor and spirit has given fieteam, tomorrow looks like a darkday for the Bill Penn family.* * *To date our predictions she veight wrong guesib,e8 out of twenty-two or some other similar ungodlyratio. In the effort to cut the per¬centage down to the legal limitagain we predict.Chicago 10, Pennsylvainia 3.Minnesota 21, Northwestern 6.Indiana—No game.Wisconsin 13, Alabama 6.Purdue 26, Case 0.Iowa 20, Dakota 0.Ohio 14, Princeton 7. man Eaton; the other woman, KittyLake, by Dorothy Hartford. Therest of the cast is as follows: LadyFrinton, Beatrice Scheibler; LordGrenham, Maxwell Mason; AngelaLynton, Catherine Scott; John Wil-locks, Charles Cutter; Reverend LyYi-ton, Alexander Dunsay; Roberts, Al¬lan King; Martin Steele, John Holt,Arthur Wells, Adolphe Rubinson;and Morton, Robert Graf.Announce PatronsAmong those who will serve aspatrons are; Mr. and Mrs. LoradoTaft, Mr. Harold Swift, Mr. and Mrs.Frank Woodward, Dr. and Mrs.Charles Gilkey, Mr. and Mrs. Chaun-cey Boucher, Mr. and Mrs. BertramG. Nelson, Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Kigs-bury, Mr. and Mrs. Robert V. Mer¬rill.Donald Bond is the student man¬ager. Others on the production staffare: Orvis Hinckle, assistant man¬ager; Marion Jamieson, costumes;James Scheibler, properties; V. Hal-pern, electrician.(Continued on page 4) Pick Twenty-twoJuniors to ServeOn Class Council THE MAROONSJudge ThompsonTalks on CampusJudge Floyd Thompson, Democra¬tic candidate for governor of Illinoiswill speak this evening at 7 ;30 nHarper M 11 at a political meet¬ing of the members of the A1 Smithclub, registered voters, and membersof the University faculty.Professor Jerome Kerwin of thePolitical Science department who hasbeen instrumental in forming theA1 Smth club, which brings JudgeThompson to campus, stated that the“University is fortunate in havingthe gubernatorial candidate himselfaddress us and give us an insight ofactual issues and conditions in thiscampaign.Following Judge Thompson’s ad¬dress, Mrs. Kellogg ’Fairbanks willspeak in behalf of A Slmith. Mr. Ur-b. n Lavery, counsel for the Demo¬cratic National Committee, will dis¬cuss “Election Frauds and TheirRemedies.’’Mir, H. A, Foresman’s presentationof the business man’s view of thecoming election will conclude theevening’s program. President Glen Heywood of theJunior class and vice president AliceTorrey have chosen twenty-two mem- ibers for the Junior class council. Ac¬cording to Heywood, the men andwomen were chosen on a basis ofpopularity among the students, ac¬tivities and athletics, and generallyrepresent the social clubs and frat¬ernities on campus.Chose Sixteen MenSixteen men were chosen for thecouncil. They are: George Barnard,Tau Delta Phi; Harold Bluhm, SigmaAlpha Epsilon; Paul Brady, Phi Del¬ta Theta; Walter Burgess, Psi Up-siloft, Elmer Friedman, Pi LambdaPhi; Fred Hacht, Delta Tau Delta;Howard Jersild, Alpha Tau Omega;George Ray, Phi Kappa Psi; NormanRoot, Phi Pi Phi; Carl Schmidt, TauKappa Epsilon; William Schoettler,Beta Theta Pi; Ernest Stevens, Del¬ta Upsilon, and Earle Stocker, DeltaSigma Phi.Appoint Eight WomenThe eight women appointed to thecouncil are: Frances Carr, Pi DeltaPhi; Catherine "Cusack, Quadrangler;Clair Davis, Chi Rho Sigma; LouiseForsythe, Delta Sigma; GeraldineHacker, Deltho; Marcella Koerber,Wyvern, Erminie Reibling, Achoth,and Eleanor Scully, Mortar Board.Bluhm, Mendenhall, Jersild, andBurgess are*merybers of the footballteam, Elmer Friedman is captain ofthe fencing team, Ernest Stevens isadvertising manager of the Phoe¬nix. Root and Lawler, who werecandidates for junior class president,are members of the track team.Earle Stocker is advertising man¬ager of The Daily Maroon.Clair Davis is captain of the juniorcla.ss hockey team and was a candi¬date for the vice-presidency of theclass. Francis Carr has charge of theushers for the Tuesday afternoonsymphony concerts, Marcella Koer¬ber is a member of Federation.Earle Stocker ran for class treas¬urer and Cora Mae Ellsworth ran forvice-president.Council Aids OfficersThese members of the council willwork with the class officers duringthe year. Rosalind Hamm was ucon-tested for the position of secretary,and James Rudder was elected treas¬urer in the recent election. On three successive Saturday afternoons the Maroon foot¬ball team has suffered crushing defeats at the hands of Iowa,Minnesota and Purdu^. A total of 86 points has been amassedby these opponents in contrast to the 7 points luckily garneredby the Maroons in the Minnesota debacle. The team has beenoverwhelmed, demoralized and completely outplayed in every de¬partment of the game.And yet we have confidence i the Maroos as they meet Penn¬sylvania, Wisconsin and Illinois in the concluding games of whatappears to be a disastrous season. It is a bitter kind of confidencethat is born in humiliation and conceived in suffering.It is not possiblemsh shmshmshms shrdshrdshhmhhmmmIt is not improbable that the team may surprise many of theLaSalle Street critics by taking one or more of these games intocamp.That there is something wrong with the team, is readily ap¬parent. We feel that the Maroon football players are individuallyas capable as any of the men on Big Ten gridirons this season.That they are courageous men has also been demonstrated. Theyhave fought g?/Tantly in every contest agaist hopeless odds.Somehow though they fail to function intelligently as a team. Acertain esprit de corps is lacking. Once they find themeslves,as we believe they will, the traditionally feared Chicago footballteam will again be a reality.That there is something wrong with the Maroon supportersis equally obvious. Only weaklings are “ fair-weather friends.”The Daily Maron distinguishes between sophistication and cow¬ardice.We believe in Chicago. Here’s to the team.Rodney L. Mott,Former DemocratSupports HooverSell Maroon, PennBalloons at GameBlue and red balloons will be soldto the Pennsylvania rooters at thegame tomorrow, as well as the usualMaroon balloons. All women inter¬ested in selling them may sign upon the poster in Ida Noyes, or seeSally Stice. Points will be given to¬wards membership in W. A. A. forthe time spent. BANDITS TERRORIZEUNIVERSITY STUDENTSIN HOLDUP SERIESThe Daily Maroon takes this oppor¬tunity to warn students against ban¬dits which are terrorizing the neigh- ’borhood.Culminating a series of holdups inthe vicinity, Jesse Perrin, student ofthe Chicago Theological seminary, liv¬ing at 1164 VV. 58th St., was stabbedWednesday night when he resisted twonegroes who attempted to rob him.Perrin was returning from a party atSummerdale church at 2 in the morn¬ing when the men jumped on him.Thinking it was a Halloween prank,he resisted, and one of the two hithim over the head with a club whilethe other stabbed him. Passing mo¬torists took him to the Woodlawnhospital, where his wounds were pro¬nounced slight. \The Delta Upsilon house was thescene of a robbery early Tuesdaymorning, entrance being effectedthrough the agency of a ladder raisedto a second story window. Eleven doLlars was taken from Harold Chang-non and five from Harold Biggs. Assistant Professor Rodney L.Mott, of Political Science depart¬ment, although a Democrat, favorsHoover.“The voters are fortunate -thisyear. The candidates of each ofthe major parties are the best inyears. Both Smith and Hoover areadministrators of unusual capacityand experience, and each has therarer and finer qualities of humansympathy and statesman-like vision.Both men are admittedly honest andboth are progressively inclined. Ofthe two, however, I decidedly pre¬fer Hoover.“The work of the President is notlocal or provincial, it is nationaland international in scope. Hooverhas had the national and world-wideexperience to handle these problems.His Belgian experience showed hisunusual abality as a skillful diplo¬mat, Even in matters of domesticconcern, Hoover’s experience is somuch broader than Governor Smith’sthat comparison is impossible.“The two candidates have differ¬ent attitudes of mind. One is anengineer, the other a politician. Theengineer has no ready and easy solu¬tion for every problem, he realizes.the necessity of securing the factsfirst. The politician jumps at a solu¬tion which will sound attractive tothe public and trusts to luck thatit fits the facts. My feeling is thatwe have been governed by politi¬cians long enough. We need some¬thing more than an engaging plat¬form personality in the White House.“The United States has a gloriousopportunity to apply the city man¬ager principle to our national gov¬ernment. I am in favor of seizingthat opportunity by electingHoover.”Rodney L. Mott. Kappa Sigma andKappa Nu AreDebate FinalistsFinals of the Intramural debatingtournament, coming as the culmina¬tion of the first successful attemptby the Debaters L’nion to make de¬bating an important activity at theL’niversity, will be held Mondaynight at 8:15 in Mandel hall, withDon Rosenthal and A. Reiwitch, Kap¬pa Nu, upholding the affirmative andwith Donald Vetter and Stuart Brad¬ley, Kappa Sigma, upholding the neg¬ative side of the question: “Resolvedthqt Alfred Emanuel Smith should beelected president of the UnitedStates.’’Professor B. G. Nelson, head of thepublic speaking department, anddean for pre-legal students, will actas chairman of the debate. Prior tothe debate, he will speak on debating,its development, and its significance inthe University. Together with DeanNelson as an advocate and championof debating. Dean C. S. Boucher, Dr.Molander, and other members of thefaculty and Intramural departmenthave endorsed the debating movementin the University.Campus interest in debate is evinc-(Continued on page 2)^‘Command to Love”Actor Attends TeaHarold Webster, understudy forall the male roles in “The Commandto Love,” now playing at the Stude-baker, was the gfuest of the Dra¬matic association at its weekly teaheld yesterday afternoon in theTower room.Marie Adels, former Dramaticassociation star and at present,,inthe cast of “The Queen’s Husban ’ ’at the Cort, also visited the campus INAUGURATE FIRSTCHAPEL SERVICESTODAY AT TWELVE WEEK’S PRACTICERENEWS VARSITYFIGHTIN^SPIRITMost of Cripples ReturnTo Lineup forGameStudents will be able to attend thefirst regular University service, held inthe new chapel today. The servicewill commence promptly at 12 andwill close at 12:30. This is the firstof a series of noon services which willcontinue throughout the year. Due tothis the Bond chapel Friday noon .serv¬ices will be discontinued.Today there will be two selectionsby the choir, and a student will takepart in the service. Dr. Charles W.Gilkey, Dean of the new Chapel, wdllexplain the significance of the studentdoor, on either side of which arestone figures of two undergraduatestudents of the University. One ofthem is Spike Shull, ’16, and the otheris Margaret Green, who died in ’16while still an undergraduate.Discuss Symbolic FiguresThe symbolism of figures in andaround the Chapel will be discussed bydifferent speakers at the following(Continued on page 2) By Jerome B. StraussIn a last hard scrimmage, beforethe Penn struggle, the Maroon varsityshowed a fighting spirit and deter¬mination that was entirely alien totheir performance of last week. Thefrosh squad fought hard and repeat¬edly brought the ball deep into thevarsity territory, but each time theregulars bucked up and repulsed theyearlings. Once, when Leyers fum¬bled on his eleven yard line, and thepigskin was snatched by the frosh, atouchdown seemed certain, but theMaroons held and the freshmen onlygained four yards in as many downs.Team ImprovedThe Old Man has been poundingon the line all week, emphasizing thefundamentals of the game, and theirplay has improved greatly over thesorry work at the Purdue calamitylast week. The backs are playing asmoother, evener gme. This is par¬ticularly true of Leyers who repeat¬edly tore through the frosh line tomake substantial gains.The scrimmage was by no meansentirely one-sided, however, many ofthe freshmen playing in big leaguestyle. Loomis, one of the most out-style. Looms, one of the mosteetaetastanding of the yearlings time aftertime nailed the varsity backs behindthe line of scrimmage, throwing themfor big losses. Fleming, a big two^hundred pound tackle who earned hisnumerals at Illinois two yeare agoalso showed fine promise, breakingthrough the varsity wall and stop¬ping one of Cassle's beautifully plac¬ed kicks. Kaney, who is playing hissecortd season with ithe freshmensince he has not quite Sophomorestanding, threw Priess with a beau¬tiful shoe-string tackle after the lat¬ter had snared a 30 yard pass outof the air.Froth Dual BackfieldThe frosh took a hard batteringbut they stood up very well, as CoachLonnie Stagg was using a dual setof backs, one for offensive and theother for defensive play. Carpenter,who also boasts a year’s experienceat Illinois was the mainstay of theoffensive backs and he showed a keensense in finding openings in the var¬sity forward wall.Few InjuriesThe scrimmage was unmarked byany injury which would have beendisastrous to the Chicago squad. TheChicago team will present a fairlysolid front to the onslaughts of theQuakers. Weislow and Proudfoot willbe out, of course, both of them withinjuries which will probably keepthem out for the rest of the sesaon,and as a result of a sprained anklesustained in Wednesday’s practice,Heywood will also join the hospitaleleven. Outside of these men, how-(Continued on page 2)Burtt Lectures onHume’s Philosophy“Hume,” is the subject of Pro¬fessor Edwin Arthur Burtt’s lecturegiven tonight at 6:45 in the Art In¬stitute.This lecture is one of a series oflectures on great philosophers givenby members of the Philosophy de¬partment during the autumn quarter.Five more lectures will be given atwhich Kant, Schopenhauer, Pierce,Dewey and Santayana will he dis¬cussed.Page Twoiatlij iTOaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCharles H. Good. News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack News Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEMttar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley Day EditorWOMEN Jerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerRosalind Green J unior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney -..Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett. Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore Editor Lee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyMarion E. White Sophomore Editor Huge Mackenzie Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand •cholarshijt.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unit.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.THE SPORT OF SOCRATESFormal debate is a mental sport that does not seem to havea place in the modern American college system. The Universities^ which have a regular debating team and schedule are very few,and even at these schools the activity is a rather obscure one.Although it is commonly agreed that the values of debate aremany and significant, the sport seems to be teetering on its lastlegs, a matter of moments before it will completely collapse and jvanish from the college scene. ^In the English universities the reverse is the case. There'the debating unions are popular institutions, and the clever de-'bater is a person of prestige in the esteem of the campus. Lead¬ers and figures of parliament, like Gladstone, delivered their;maiden addresses at these speakers’ Unions. Indeed, the comingof the Oxford or Cambridge debate teams to this country is thesole cause for most of the scarce enthusiasm accorded to formalargument. The capacity houses which greet these skillful talkerseverywhere on their tours prove that students are not altogether 'indifferent to good debate. jThis stimulating intellectual activity should flourish, if any-'where in the States, on this campus, the University being as itis one of the academic leaders of the land. But it has been twoyears since we have had any debate. Then a team captained by 'George Gentry, now an instructor in the philosophy department,:contended with teams from Iowa, California and Australia. iSice then, however, the spirit of debate has been invoked only;in random and very informal arguments before fraternity house ifireplaces. The Intramural department with an eye for exploita-;tion reminiscent of that of C. C. Pyle himself has encouraged the ipick of these frat house debaters to do their arguing publicly!and according to tournament rules. jThe finalists of this tournament will meet in Mandel Hall!Monday night to argue the timely topic, “Resolved, that Alfred iE. Smith Should Be Elected President.” The debaters are up-1right and competent, and have evinced much keeness and en¬thusiasm while presenting their briefs. Dean Nelson will actas chairman, anji judges will be recruited from the faculty, iWMAQ will broadcast the speeches to the world. The interestshown this debate will have much to do wtih the future of thatactivitiy on this campus.MERRY LONSDALE“Aren’t We AH,” the vehicle with which the Dramatic asso- jciation begins business tonight, should afford a pleasant enoughevening for the campus playergoer. Lonsdale has a habit of writ¬ing pleasant plays, and of having pleasant people present them.Many will remember with pleasure the work of Roland Youngand Ina Claire in “The Last of Mrs. Cheyney” at the Blackstonea few winters back. The members of the cast of “Aren’t We all”seem very well equipped to present Lonsdale pleasantry for allthat it is worth. The Association’s choice for the season’s openeris a good one.And yet we have confidence m the Maroons as they meet Penn-LaSalle Street critics by taking one or more of these teams into THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 2. 1928OFnCIAL NOTICESFriday, Nov. 2University Religious Service, 12.The University Chapel. Dean CharlesW. Gilkey.Meeting of the Faculty of theSchool of Commerce and Adminis¬tration, 4:30, Commerce 203.The Botany Club, 4:30. Botany13. “John Burroughs” (illustrated),Clyde Fisher, Ph. D., American Mu¬seum of Natural History, New YorkCity.Public Lecture (Downto-wn): 6:45.“Hume.” Professor Edwin A. BurttPhilosophy Department.Saturday, Nov. 3English 103 exemption examination.9, Cobb 110. Application should bemade in advance at the office of Ad¬mission, Cobb 106.Board of Admissions, 9, Cobb 104.Board of Student Organizations, Publications, and Exhibitions, 10,Harper E 41.Executive Board of the Colleges ofArts, Literature, and Sciences, 11,Cobb 203.University Football game, Chicagovs. Pennsylvania, 2, Stagg field.KAPPA SIGMA ANDKAPPA NU AREDEBATE FINALISTS(Continued from page 1)ed by the fact that sixteen fraternitiesentered teams in the tournament,which is to become an annual affair.Intercollegiate debating during theremainder of this year and in yearsto come is also anticipated by de¬votees of debating.No admission fee will be chargedfor the debate. There is a possibilitythat WMAQ, the Daily News stationwill broadcast the speeches.Because of the fact that the de¬bate is being held on the eve of elec¬ tions, Ralph Lewis, secretary of theDebaters Union has urged that alldoubtful voters attend the meeting inorder that they may be able to votewisely and well on the following day,A large crowd is anticipated byLewis.Speeches (\vill be limited to tenminutes and rebuttals to four as acontrast to the eight and, three minutespeeches of the earlier “debates.A silver loving cup, in the form ofa pitcher, will be awarded the winningteam immediately after the judges givetheir decision.WEEK’S PRACTICERENEWS VARSITY’SFIGHTING SPIRIT(Continued from page 1)ever, all of the regulars will beawaiting the call, including “Speed”Raysson whose injury was consid¬ered so serious two weeks ago.Chicago v>. PennChicago will go on the field to¬morrow a vastly improved eleven, and with a very good chance to comeout on the upper side of the score.The game will not be a cinch, how¬ever. Many “experts” under-rate theQuakers because of the manner inwhich the Navy trounced them, butit must be recalled hat up to lastSaturday, Penn had been undefeatedhaving scored a decisive win overthe Penn State aggregation, andthat even as lowly a worm as t|ieAnnapolis team is this year can turn.INAUGURATE FIRSTCHAPEL SERVICESTODAY AT TWELVE(Continued from page I)not barred; they are especially for thestudents.Commencing this Sunday and con¬tinuing through the year, a larjtfblock of seats will be reserved fwstudents on the west side of the cha¬pel, until 11 o’clock. After 11 theseseats will not be held. Students are toenter through the student door whichis on the west side of the chapel andmay be reached from L^nivcrsity Ave.hm ®D othIjuiThePresbyterian ChwchWestminster ClubIt is our purpose to furnish, acomradeship in the quest for theChristian Way of Life to all stu¬dents who have a Presbyterian her¬itage.G. Ashburn Koch, Pres.Ruth McNeil, Vice-Pres.Irene Altheide, Secretary.First PresbirterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy,7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services held in JohnKnox Hall, 6400 Kimbark Ave.Hyde Park Preshjrter-ian ChurchIRalph Marshall DavisMinister.11:00—Regular Service.Special student services.6:00—Tea served.6:45—Young People’s Society.8:0fl—Regular Evening Service.Students cordially invited.uoTO CHURCHIt will help you to leada better, cleaner life. ?BlooMeton%eimr anb 57thOon O^den Vcxjt ~ ministerSUNDAY, NOV. 4, 19281 1 A. M.—“The Paradox of Culture”6 P. M.—Channing Club. Meadville House. “The Relationof Religion to Morality”The Kenwood ChurchHyde Park Congrega^tional ChurchDordMatcr At*, and 86tk St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.Minister/ Sunday, Nov. 411:00 o’clock—Morning Worship,Sermon: “The Church and theProhibition Experiment”6 p. m.—Scroohy Club:1364 E. 56th StreetProgram followed bj- lunch andsocial hour. I nterdenomina tionalAlfred Lee Wilson, MinisterGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m,—Morning Worship.12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWalter Pontius, TenorMark Love, BasoAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY, NOV. 4, 19281 1 :00—Regular ihorning service.8:00 P. M.—Regular evening service.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the Te werCHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKERTHEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Nov. 4, at 11 a.m.Dr. Horace J. Bridgeswill speak on“The Issues of the PresidentialElection”All seats free,welcome. Visitors cordially GOING TO CHURCHwill help you find a broaderoutlook on life. EPISCOPALChrut ChurchWoodlawn at 6SthThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. m.— Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students are welcome. Dailyservices.• • *Th* Church olThe RedeemerMthRCV. JOHN HKNRY HOrgINS. D. D..University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DownerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except 3rd Sundays) at 9:15a. m., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. m.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel service every weekday.St. Paul’s Church30th and DovchevtarPariah Offira: 4946 Dorchuatar KymamtTal. Oakland 318$REV. GEORGE H. THOMASRev. Frank R. Myers_Rev. Otis C. JacksonSunday ServiceaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. ra.Church School Sendee, 9:30 n. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoplea’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawu At*.Norris L. TibbettsMinisterSUNDAY, NOV. 411 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hoar.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groaps.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorSUNDAY, NOV. 4, 19289:45—Sunday SchooLMorning 11 o’clock—Communion Talk, “Repentance”- . . .5:30 P. M.—Epworth League.7:45 P. M.—“Simon, the Burden Bearer”Students wiU find a moat cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, NOV. 4, 1928Sermon: I 1 A. M.—“The Task of Religion’’Wranglers 5:30 P* M.—Dr. W. J. Monilaw on “Color Pho¬tography"\THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1928 Page THreciV^.ri.'i.,t!il THE WEEKLY REVIEWNotes on Society and the Arts for the Well-InformedON THE BOARDSTHE THEATER GUILDBy R. E. ClarkNow that the second season ofthe New York Theatre Guild is inprogress at the Blackstone Theatre,it is interesting to look into the his¬tory of this organization that is gen¬erally recognized to be the finest arttheatre in the English-speakingworld. Growing out of the Washing¬ton Square Players in New York,one of the “Little” theatre groupsthat were springing up like mush¬rooms in 1916, the Theatre Guildwas founded in 1919 on a capital ofonly $500. Opera Opens with‘Carmen \ ScoringBrilliant Triumph WE POINT WITH PRIDEStarting at the small GarrickTheatre in New York, the Guild pro¬duced Benavente’s “Bonds of Inter¬est.” This fine play failed becausethe production of such a sensitivework was too sudden and unexpected.But the public’s attention had beenaroused and the second Guild play,“John Ferguson,” by St. J(|hn Er-vine, scored a splendid success. Thecynical “commercial” producers paidit little attention, calling it a freak.But the Theatre Guild quietlywent about building up a group ofsubscribers to its plays that wouldinsure a fair hearing for its produc¬tions. Its aims were appreciated sowell that in the second season threethousand persons had paid for ticketsfor five plays in advance, knowingnothing about what the plays wouldbe. The Guild so well fulfilled thisblind confidence that the list of sub¬scribers leaped forward by hundredsand thousands.Today, after ten years of honest,sincere play producing, the Guild’ssubscribers in New York number 30,-160, or well over twice the num¬ber subscribing to the MetropolitanOpera Company. The Guild has6,900 subscribers in Chicago thisyear. It had expected only 3,600.The Guild’s season at the Black-stone Theatre this fall consists offour plays, each to be presented fortwo weeks. “Arms and the Mon,”was first. “Marco Millions, “O’Neill’ssatiric epic on the life of Marco Polo,continued through October 22. “Vol-pone,” 'a modernization by StefanZweig of Ben Jonson’s classic comedyof human greed, is playing now,and on November 6 will be presented“Porgy,” a dramatization of Du BoseHeyward’s rich portrayal of negrolife in Charleston, S. C. Filled to its capacity of nearly4,000 seats, the historic CiheagoAuditorium was the scene lastWednesday night of one of the mostbrilliant and enthusiastic first per¬formances of grand opera ever wit¬nessed in the eighteen years of per¬manent opera in Chicago.The occasion was the opening ofthe current season of the ChicagoCivic Opera company, with the pre¬sensation—for the first time as apremier—of Bizet’s “Carmen.” So¬cially a triumph and artistically atremendous success, it was easilyone of the best received premieresever given on the Auditorium stage.Contrary to usual custom, theopening production provided a ve¬hicle best suited to the voice of acontralto, and the distinguishedaudience responded to the dramaticand entrancing music—interpretedunder the able direction of MaestroGiorgio Polacco—with much enthusiasm.The demand for seats for theopening performance was far great¬er than the capacity, and the callfor tickets for following perform¬ances ^as such as to indicate thatthe Chicago Civic Opera Company isentering upon the greatest season inits history. “Aida” wil be sung to¬morrow afternoon; “Rigoletto” atpopular prices tomorrow evening,and “Lohengrin” Sunday afternoon.The program for the second weekincludes “Romeo and Juliet" onMonday evening, with Edith Mason,Irene Pavloska, Maia Claessens,Charles Hackett, Jose Mojica,Cesare Formichi, Desire Defrere,Eduard Cotreuil, Eugenio Sandrini,and Antonio Nicholich.“Carmen” will be repeated onTuesday evning with the same castthat appeared on the opening night.Wednesday evening, will bring thefirst performance this season ofVerdi’s “The Masked Ball.” CharlesMarshall will sing in the role ofRicardo; Eva Turner, who willmake her American debut as “Aida”tomorrow afternoon will appear asAmelia.Puccini’s Japanese tragedy, “Ma¬dam Butterfly,” on Thursday eve¬ning, Nov. 8, will present EdithMason, Charles Hackett, Irene Pav¬loska, Luigi Monteranto, PatriciaO’Connell, Lodovico Olivero, DesireDefrere, Eugenio Sandrini, GildoMorelato and Vittorio Trevisan. detxKoiv li-nth tvhosc wanly countenancecould ICC better inaugurate our informal“Who’s Who’’ than xvith that of thenoble souled young man depicted above.paragon of virtue, despite the factthat he sports an Oivl Serpent pin. Ourhero of the iveek shoived himself quitethe little man last Sunday at the Dedi¬cation Sendees and carried off the all¬chapel honors zvith the ease and graceacquired through long years of puttinghis personality plus across the fotlights..4 winsome and a comley lad zvithal—ei’cn if hejs a Psi U.Craigie DiscussesWork on LexiconBy George Thompson Van DerhoefScholar and gentleman — naymore, a knight and the compiler ofj the “New Oxford Dictionary” is SirI William Craigie, professor of Eng-[ lish.Thus, rather trembling with ap¬prehension «t interviewing such aone, I approached Sir William . . .but where was the clanking swordand silken knee breeches? Beside mestood an elderly gentleman withgraying hair and the quiet refine¬ment of the student. He was verykind and took infinite pains in ex¬plaining the mechanics of the work.OvEQ-of rei iOKORAhfFSAtOliDAyAlOV^P^e-CLGlAT>V5RESERVATIONS"SUPEftOa "iioo TtteSAKEDikingQOOIAFOi^AAALAIVAiSS'ON' PERPeRSOM I learned how the undertakingwas begun in 1857, projected bythe Philological Society of England,aided by an army of voluntaryhelpers. Following twenty years ofwork, the Society loaned its vast re¬sources to Oxford University. Aftertwo years arrangement of materials,the preparation for the press beganunder the editorship Ibt the lateSir John Murry, and the fii'st volumewas published in 1884. So vast wasthe task, that Dr. Henry Bradleywas appointed in 1889, followed byProfessor Craigie and Mr. Onionsat a latter date. The death ofMurry in 1915 and Bradley in 1923,left the completion of the work inthe hands of Sir William and Mr.Onions.I was amazed at the hugeness ofthe undertaking. For there areover three hundred and fifty thou¬sand words including their com¬pounds in this monumental reposi¬tory.But, by far the most interestingfact, of all, is the basic principleupon which this lexicon is based.The historical origin and derivationof words is given—^when a wordfirst occurred and its gradual evo¬lution to its present usage. An in¬teresting example of this method isto be found in looking up the word“set.” “In the Standard Diction¬ary” we find two pages devoted toit. Now let us search the “NewOxford”; here we find not two, buttwenty-seven pages given to thesame word. Thus we get an ideaof the comprehensiveness of thework, which took over seventy yearsin preparation. -AFRICAIn the' tempo of Trader HornTo Love and To EnjoyO, the crocodillic Conga,Runs majestic to the sea.And the campfires brightly burningTell of gum and ivory.’.Mid the jungle so gorillic.Or baboonic, one might say,Rutis the river—mighty river.Samba Falls upon the way..‘Ifrica chieftains garbed in tunics.Slaves negritic, sans attire.Bring the rubber from the forests.Taking trinkets for their hire.Negro traders alcoholic, '.Mystic medics zinth their rites,What so fine for youth romantic.As the tropic’s daily sights?Nature loves to be so scentc.Wood and strea’in an optic joy,'F.en loud laughter, though hyenic.Ne’er the auricles annoy.’True, the serpent’s fang is toxic,.4nd the elephantic tusk.Gores a wound that’s sure horrific.In the epidermic husk.’Tis no land for the anemic,Febric mists enshroud the shore,.■hid the Nordic in the Congo,Must be versed in sylvic lore.Skeptic, cynic, and maligner.Traduce Nina, magic-bound,gooddess of the josh house.Calm, seraphic, auburn crotmed.Yet the Piccadillic pleasures.Scenes domestic; eyes of blue.Periodic lure me northzvard.To the rustic home I knezv.\England’s empire—economic,Albion’s edict rule for me,.4nd the Gallic cock shall nezierFlaunt Britannic majesty.SOCIAL NOTESNumerous fraternity and club activ¬ities scheduled for this week-end provethat the autumn quarter social seasonis well under way. Esoteric is plan¬ning a dance at the Cambridge clubtonight. A, Mortar Board pledge teawill be given this afternoon from 4 to6 at the home of Elsa Eherson, 7315So. Shore Drive. Phi Pi Phi fraternitywill entertain at a house dance tonight.A mother’s tea at 2 will be given bySigma Alpha Epsilon today.After the football game tomorrow,tea dances will be given by Chi Psi,Delta Sigma Phi, Beta, Sigma AlphaEpsilon, Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi BetaDelta, and Zeta Beta Tau.Phi Beta Delta is planning a danceto be given Saturday evening at theHotel Stevens. Zeta Beta Tau, PiLambda Phi, Phi Kappa Psi, andLambda Chi Alpha will have housedances. Delta Sigma will give a dancein the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.A pledge tea will be held by Delthoon Sunday at 4 in the library of IdaNoyes hall.Stage Midnite ShowOn Homecoming EveOne of the big events of the Wis¬consin homecoming celebrations atMadison will be Homecoming Mid¬night show to be staged at the Capi¬tol Theatre in Madison.The midnight show '! staged onthe evening prior to the Chicago-Wisconsin grame, Friday, November9 and starts at 11 o’clock. Thetheatre management will accept mailorders for reservations and Chicagostudents are invited to send theirorders to the manager of the Capi¬tal Theatre, Madison, Wis. In caseswhere a self addressed stampedenvelope is not enclosed with ticketorder for return of tickets, ticketswill,be held at box office until ar¬rival of Chicago parties.I II liiiMtili'irtiaifc I ■■^'■^ In the tempo of Cecil RhodesTo Have and To Hold.Advance the standard; England feels lThe pulse of Empire throb once more.The diamond of the Cape must shineUpon the far Egyptian shore.The lion of the isles shall findIn Africa his tropic lair.And bands of steel advancing northShall shozv how men of England dare.The Boer and Boche who stand athwart,Shall bend the knee and homage make.The lion soon shall stretch its clazvsAbout Nyassa’s storied lake.Red sash of England Yung afar.The ribbon of the Nlie to tzuine,Dahk .Africa maidens soon shall zvear.Old England’s rose and eglantine.From Cape to Cario let their pierceThe gleam of Britain through the night.The path of Empire has no end;Our task to set zvorld aright.W. H.Exhibit DrawingsOfB. G. GoodhueOriginal drawings by BertramGrosvenor Goodhue, architect of theUniversity chapel, are being shownin a loan exhibition from the Bos¬ton Institute of Technology every af¬ternoon from 2 to 5:30 through Wed¬nesday, November 7, in Wieboldt205, under the auspices of the Ren¬aissance society.The collection contains many penand ink perspectives of churches andrectories, since Mr. Goodhue gainedhis greatest fame in the field ofecclesiastical architecture, producingsuch works as St. Thomas’ church,the State Capitol of Nebraska, andthe building for the National Acad¬emy of Sciences in Washington.Two of the largest water colorpaintings are orginal perspectives ofthe University Chapel, which, how¬ever is the product of a consider¬ably changed plan. Designs for bookplates and book jackets are includedin the exhibition, as are a few pen¬cil sketches of Italian street scenes.The chapel sketch seems to be theculmination of all the Gothic art ofwhich the architect was master. Hisinterest in this field is indicated bythe predominance of this influencein his sketches of other churches.Mr. Goodhue, however, was also amaster of the Spanish Americanstyle. OFF THE PRESSTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOCHAPEL GUIDE“MAROON NIGHT” AT TOWERThe Tower, local Balaban andKatz motion picture house last nightinaugurated a series of “MaroonNights,” with Frankie Masters furn¬ishing the stage entertainment. PsiUpsilon served as a host of the eve¬ning. By Edgar J. Goodspeed, UniversityPress, 1928Reviewed by Ann LevinThe chapel at dedication was, tosay the least, impressive. The maj¬esty of the chapel seen for the firsttime, the solemn academic proces¬sion, the services, all introduced anew note in University life. But toread Dr. Goodspeed’s guide is torealize a new beauty—one born ofunderstanding. There are some fas¬cinating facts about the chapel thatit is impossible to appreciate withoutthe knowledge of its origin, sculp¬ture, and romance.The Guide in presenting the his¬tory of the chapel reaches back tothe time when religious servicewere held in Cobb and later in Kentand finally in Mandel hall with itsatmosphere of theater. Now comesthe new chapel, the goal of thewhole religious program up to thistime. Somehow the simplicity andmassiveness of this building seems toovershadow all the other chapels onthe campus and to make the othersmerely steps in the fascinating evo¬lution.“That chapel is not copied fromany Old World masterpiece but is anoriginal creative work of Gothic ar¬chitecture.” True and yet not true.To climb the stairs in the dark, per¬ilous passage to the tower is to havea feeling that somewhere the spiritsof departed monks are hovering pro-tectingly near.Culture in its many phases, andthe march of religion across the cen¬turies are presented. Withal thereis the spirit of sincerity, of brave—not bold—religious tolerance. Fit¬tingly the archangel Michael, sym¬bol of militant religion, is keeper ofthe door. And across the parapeteight kneeling angels bear the coatof arms of nine American Univer-, sities.Dr. Goodspeed has caught thebeauty of the chapel with ita“oceanic green of the midway be¬fore it.” To see the tower in themoonlight, with a fringe of silver inin the dark clouds above it, to seethe Gothic windows softly lit, tohear the faintly resounding tones ofthe organ, is to know the chapel asa masterpiece with few peers.Goodspeed’s guide is unquestion¬ably worthwhile. Perhaps, later, itwill be improved with illustrationsof the chapel in its more maturemajesty. Perhaps, too, someone willrecount the stories of the variouspieces of sculpture there, that willtake these who visit the chapel backfurther, back to the beginning ofculture and of religon. For thenthere will be the fullest apprecia¬tion of it all.II GOING TO WISCONSIN’SHOMECOMING GAMEWITH CHICAGO ?1I —GET THERE FRIDAY NIGHT IN TIME TO ENJOYTHE BIGI HOMECOMINGMIDNITE SHOW II AT THR MILLION DOLLARIII Capital TheatreMadison—Wis.Friday, Nov, 9 at 11P.M.MADISON’S BIGGEST MIDNITE ATTRACTION■ MI enI 50Mail Order Reservations now being received—enclose self addressedenvelope for return of tickets with check for seats—$1.00 each—500 seats being reserved for Chicago visitors.. 11 liiMi Aaiidailiwii I'lPage Four 9^6I ‘Z y3aW3AON ‘Afc'Qiya ‘NOOMVW Aliva 3H1LONSDALE PLAYOPENS DRAMATICSEASON TONIGHT Clara Schwill SingsIn Second Musicale(Continued from page 1)“Lady Windemere’s Fan” by Os¬car Wilde, is now in rehearsal bythe second cast and will be presentedNov\ 23 and 24. It is to be done incostumes of 1890. A third companyis about to begin work on a playnot yet chosen.Besides the plays already namedthere are two freshmen plays in re¬hearsal. These are; the first act ofWilliam Vaughn Moody’s “The GreatDivide.” and “When We MeetAgain” by Harold Brighouse.Although seats are reported asselling rapidly, there are a few sea¬son tickets for students still avail¬able at five dollars as well as singletickets at one dollar.Serve Tea In TowerTea will be served in the Towerroom after each performance. Thecampus is invited to tljese teas inorder to meet members of the castand of the Dramatic assoctai. >n. Thehostesses tonight will be: Le a Whit¬ney, Dorothy Hartford, FlorenceHerzman, Alice Wiles, Charlotte Eck-hart, Martha Yaeger, Frances Frank-lis and Olive Irvine. I The second of a series of SundayI afternoon musicale services w’ill bej given Sunday at 4 in the UniversityI chapel; The soloists will be Clara M.I Schwill, contralto, singing a Bach[cantata; Maude Bouslough Miune-ma, singing the “Paris Angelicus”of Fran'ak; and Walter Blodgett,organist, playing a program whichincludes: Choral Preludes, “In TheeIs Joy,” “0 Man Bemoan Thy Fear¬ful Sin,” “Sleepers Wake, a Voice IsCalling,” and “O Sacred Head NowWounded,” by Bach; Fugue in DMajor by Bach; Symphony I, Pas¬torale, Allegrro Vivace, Andante, andFinal, by Vierne; Chorale and Can-tabile, both by Jonegen; “Shep¬herds’ Dance.” by German; Suite inMinature, Adagietto, and March byDeLamarter; “The Little Shepherd,”by Debussy; and “Thou Art theRock,” by Mulet.Goodman Continues‘Little Clay Cart“The Little Clay Cart,” the satir¬ical comedy supposed to have beenwritten by a Hindu king 1500 yearsago, is still continuing at the Good¬man Memorial theatre. The cast isalmost the same as that which wasplaying when the season closed lastJune.The philosophy, satire and naivehumor of the play, almost modernin tone are proving a tremendousbox attraction. Cap and Gown AsksFor Senior PhotosAll Senors are requested to havetheir pictures taken for the “Capand Gown,” as soon as possible ac¬cording to announcement made byJack Ridge, editor. These will betaken at the Daguerre studio, 218South Wabash. This announcementdoes not include fraternity and clubpictures, which will be taken ingroups on the campus.Business Staff ofMaroon Meets at 3The business staff of the DailyMaroon will meet Friday at 3 inthe Maroon office. All members, in¬cluding the freshmen, are asked tobe there.GoingAway?South Bend $ 2.75Toledo 5.50Detroit 4.00St. Louis 4.00Danville 3.00Cleveland 8.00FittsburKh 11.25New York 21.00Kansas City 9.00Dailla.s 22.00Omaha 12.50Indianapolis 4.00and IntermediatePoints—Go by BusBack home—east, west, north or south—wherever youare bound, travel comfortably, safely and economicallyby bus. Palace coaches with every comfort and con¬venience leave National Motor Terminals on frequentschedules. South Side station convenient to the Univers¬ity. 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Super-fifty overcoatsfor young menIt’s an almost endless collectionof overcoats, dress coats, motorcoats, ulsters, town ulsters, rag-lans — bright weaves, blueboucle dress fabrics—marveloussuper overcoats, atYoung men*s shadow weavesuitS‘-worth $50—priced $33.50They’re our famous Rothshirehand tailored suits—tan, brown,blue and oxford shadow weaves.Brand new, smart, entirely dif¬ferent high shouldered metro¬politan and university styles—real $50 values, at50 A huge variety ofovercoats at $33.50They’re here by the thousands—all Rothshires, all hand tailored.Bright fleece plaid back Scotch¬es, rich blue boucles and suedeweaves—overcoats for any andall occasions—worth $50, butpriced atMAURICE L ROTHSCHILDMINNEAPOLIS State at JacksonCHICAGO ST. PAULBEATPENN BEATPENNTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1928PHI PSI GARNERSINTRAMURAL CUPFOR THIRD HMEC. P. Coles Finishes in VanOf Large Cross-CountryFieldFor the third consecutive Lime PhiKappa Psi stepped out to win theorpranization cross-country trophy.The individuals who composed theteam were Wills, Rexinser, andDrummond who scored 5, 13 and 19points respectively. The individualhonors went to C. P. Coles, unat¬tached freshman, who finished in thefast time of 13:32. Alvin Coyle,S. A. E. finished second in 13:49.The race was an unusually intcr-estlnpr event with ninety-five startingand seventy-eight finishing within theprescribed time limit of 21 minutes.The track was dry and conditionswere the most favorable they havebeen in years, as was shown by theremarkable time in which Coles flln-* ished. Noticeable was the interestwith which the organizations enteredtheir men.The rest of the times and placeswere as follows:Third place—Locklin, Chi Psi.Fourth place—Harlacher, DeltaChi.Fifth place—Willis, Phi Kappa Psi.Sixth place—McKenzie, Macs.Seventh place—Baker, Kappa Nu.Eighth place—Cooperider, D. U.Ninth place—Polakoff, Kappa Nu.Tenth place —• Bonner, KappaSigma.Eleventh place — Naiburg, TauDelta Phi.Twelfth place—Rexinger, Phi Kap¬pa Psi.Thirteenth place—Goldberg, TauDelta Phi.Fourteenth place—Goodman, MacsFifteenth place—Premack, A. Huge CelebrationFeatures Wildcat-Gopher ContestCelebration will mark the North-westerp-Minnesota football game to beheld at Evanston Saturday. Thous¬ands of alumni from every corner ofof the country will go there to par¬ticipate in the festivities and to see thePurple eleven in action against thepowerful Gophers.1 he traditional homecoming parade,five hundrwl dollars worth of fire¬works, the biggest bonfire since Pon¬tiac was a papoose, a freshman foot¬ball game, a snake dance after thebig game and an informal dance atthe gymnasium are the principal fea-tr.res of the program. Added to theseattractions will be the fraternity andsorority reunions and other smallergroup gatherings. The alumni dinnerwill be held Saturday night at 6:30at the North Shore hotel.Alumni are asked to register as soonas they reach the campus. Registrationheadquarters will be established atITniversity hall, Patten gymnasium,Dyche stadium. North Shore hotel andOrrington hotel.The homecoming paradty with agala array of floats representing boththe Evanston and McKinlock cam¬puses, will start in front of the frat¬ernity quadrangle Friday night at 7o’clock. A pep session, featured by thehuge bonfire and part of the fireworkswill follow at Roycemore field.Two picked teams from the bestfreshman football squad ever assem¬bled at Northwestern will give thegrads a glance into the future Wild¬cat prospects in a battle at Roycemorefield Saturday morning at 10 o’clock.Coach Hanley's Wildcats will takethe field against the highly touted“Northmen” of Doc Spears at 2o'clock. They will be undaunted bythe reported bone-crushing procliv¬ities of Bronko Nagurski et al and willenter the fray primed to make it a vic¬torious homecoming.Announce PledgingSigma Alpha Epsilon announcesthe pledging of Austin Gardner ofChicago.Kappa Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of William Elliott of KansasCity, Mo.Official CollegeFEATEENITYJewelryBac^s-Pin^s-MonfeHiesWARREN PIPER AGO31 N. STATE 8T.Reporterconverts NewsEditor to thisPipe TobaccoLondon, England.Larus & Bro. Co.Richmond, Va.Dear Sirs:About two years ago I bought a tinof Edgeworth tobacco. 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I wish you everysuccess.Yours faithfully,(signed) David MooreEdgeworth* Extra High GradeSmoking Tobacco Announce PledgingAchoth announces the pledging ofLouise Carnahan and Adrinn Taylorboth of Chicago.Chi Rho Sigma announces thepledging of Mary Scott of Hinsdale,Ill.Phi Delda Upsilon announces thepledging of Hilda Schall of Chicagoand Louise Lang of Lasalfe, Ill.Does it rainon theGrand Banks?Rain and sleet and spray areall in the day’s work for FishBrand Slickers. They’ve cov¬ered the backs of'deep-sea&hermen for 92 year?.The famous “Varsity”model is built of the samesturdy stuff. It’s a handsomecoat, full-lined, with big,book-carrying pockets thatwon’t rip. Strap-collar orplain, buttons or buckles,and your choice of colors.If you want a lighter,dressier slicker, there^s the“Topper”—smartly cut andfinely tailored.Tower’s Slickers are soldeverywhere. Look for theFish Brand mark. A. J.Tower Company, Boston,Massachusetts.e* — — Stagg Now Only ConferenceCoach Driving Electric! CarRESERVED TICKETSFOR PURDUE-INDIANABATTLE SOLD OUTIndications that there will be arecord-breaking crowd in the Ross-Ade stadium here November 24 forthe annual Purdue-Indiana gamewere furnished today when C. S.Doan, manager of ticket sales, an¬nounced that all reserved seats forthe game had been sold out. How¬ever, despite the fact that seats inthe concrete stands and in the tem¬porary bleachers behind the goalpost at the south end of the fieldhave all been wiped out by the heavydemand for tickets, there is stillroom for 10,000 more fans who canbe well taken care of in the uncom¬pleted north bend of the stadium,for which general admission ticketshave already been placed on sale.General admission tickets will begood for a place to watch the gamefrom the north bend, and with allreserved seats gone, a heavy demandfor the general admission paste¬boards is anticipated from Hoosiergrid fans who are anxious to see ewoof the greatest teams that Indiana’ssister Big Ten schools have producedin years. The general admissiontickets may be secured through themails by addressing C. S. Doan,manager of tickets sales, Purduegym, West Lafayette, Ind. The tic¬kets are priced at one dollar andthere will be no limit of the num¬ber of general admisisons that anyone person may purchase.Although all seats tn the concretestands have • been disposed of forthe Indiana game, there are stillplenty of tickets available for boththe Case game here November 3 It has been discovered that theworried frown that has darkenedthe usually radiant face of AmosAlonzo Stagg has not been causedby the coming struggles, if we may,but rather by the fact that the oldman is the only Big Ten coach inIllinois who still drives an electriccar.T’was fighting “Bob” Zuppke whodeserted the ranks most recently,mini fotball mentor has now starteddriving around one of Mr. Ford’sbetter known brand of cars, com¬monly known as a Lizzie. If thestyle exhibited by the downstategridmen is any sign of what a Fordwill do, it is suggested that a fewof these cars would prove very use¬ful in this city.Not only has Zuppke given updriving electric cars, but he has alsogone on record as favoring a cer¬tain kind of underwear. After somany sacriligious acts, we fully ex¬pect “Bob” to weaken still furtherand part with the blue Cap he wearsout to practice every night. Itsorigin is unknown but it looks likean umpire’s top piece and is so muchtoo large for “his immensity” thathe takes up the slack with a largesafety pin.Should Amos Alonzo Stagg giveup wearing his yellow slicker andfishermen’s hat when the weatheris cloudy or a football storm comesup, it would then be time to takethe pigskin out of this game of foot¬ball.and the Wabash game on November10. Tickets for either game maybe secured upon application to theticket office.HEARFRED HAMM--AND--HIS COLLEGIANSVictor Recording Orchestra(WBBM RADIO FAVORITES)!In the VENETIAN ROOM at theHOTELSOUTHMOOR67 th and Stony Island Ave.Dancing EveryEveningCOVER CHARGEMonday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Frida;Evenings, 50c. Per Person.Saturday, Sundays and Holidays, $1.00 Per Person.Special rates to guests ocming to see theGreat Football Game be Ween Chicagoand PennsylvaniaOnly a Few Minutes to Stagg FieldWILLIAM C. KEELEY, Mgr. Fairfax 5100 Women To BeginOutdoor PracticeIn Archery TodayBeginning Friday, November 2and continuing until cold weathersets in, archery open hours will beoffered to women of the Universityevery Friday noon from 12 to 1 inDudley field.According to Miss Marion VanTuyl, one of the instructors of the I women’s department of physicalI education in charge of archery, thehour is open to all women whowish to practice shooting and tothose who wish to learn the rudi¬ments of the sport. Miss ElvaStaud, also in charge of the sport,states that the hour is an oppor¬tunity not to be missed by womeninterested in archery as it offers achance for more practice than ispossible in the class period. MissVan Tuyl and Miss Staud will bepresnt at the meetings of the openhour to give instruction to thosewho desire it.At our 33^ S. Michigan Avenue store-imported ready-to-wear overcoats from $yo up.Also Trench or Aviation coats,,, Leather Jackets, • •Riding Breeches. ,. Steamer RugsExecutives Appreciatethe Value of Made-to-measureClothesMen of affiurs — whose attire blendswith their personality and accentuatestheir character—almost invariably wearcustom tailored clothes—of the quality andstyle created by Jerrems ... to be correctlyand fashionably attired for business — it isgood judgment, Sbid good economy aswell, to select sudi woolens as Bannockburn,Sharkskin, Learoyd, Martin and finsAmerican woolens... which are featured byJerrems in a variety of exclusive patterns.Ta ’Jored to Your Individual Msasstre'65 '75 '85Special suitings at $55, at our Clark St. storeOsst of toum patrons making a selection in the momiugfcam have a try-on in the aftevnoomhtdMdmil Evening Clothes a SpecialtyFormal, Bmistess and Sport Chtbes7 North La Salle Street 71 East Monroe Street334 South Michigan Avenue140>l42 South Clark Street, Near Adams225 North Wabash Avenue at Wacker DrivePage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1928OXFORD AWARDSDOCTOR DEGREESON NEW BASISBy W. Y. ElliottAssistant Professor of Government atHarvard, Rhodes Scholar from Ten¬nessee to Balliol College, Oxford;D. Phil. Oxon., 1923.Tnst after the War. when Oxfordhad yielded to tlie pressure brought tobear upon the Convocation to grantthe graduate degree of Doctor of Phil¬osophy so necessary to attract matureforeign students, the D. Phil, (as it isstubbornly called) was something of anX in an equation whose variables hadstill to be established by precedents.From the beginning it was clear thatthe University had no intention ofawarding the degree to industriousclerks for what is known in Americanuniversities as “research.”The research had to be done, hutin the presentation of the results andtheir interpretation, the Faculties ofOxford uniformly insisted upon somedistinction of style and thought. Nat¬urally the mortality among the firstcandidates permitted to come up forthe degree was shocking. The cha¬grin of many candidates entirelyworthy of Ph. D.’s in the approvedAmerican tradition was only equalledby the mortal terror that their fateinspired in those who had not yetcome up for the examinations, whichinclude a written general examination,the scrutiny of the thesis, and the pub¬lic viva voce.Americans Unused to MethodIt became evident that many for¬eign student. chiefly Americans,were being admitted to advancedstanding and allowed to read for thedegree who did not possess the criticalmaturity to work almost unaided upona major research problem. Accustom¬ed to the careful shepherding ofcourses and seminars, the Americanstudents were quite lost, as a rule,when confronted with the necessityof saving their own souls, aided onlyby what was often the very casualadvice of a supervisor, and by thebewildering wealth of lectures and li¬braries in which they might browse atwill.Employ TutorsThe University turned, therefore,after some pressure from the Societyof Post Graduate Students, to the ex¬pedient of not admitting to candidacyfor the degree without an extra-legalprobationary period of a term or twoof reading in the field of researchwith a tutor. The student who cameheavily fortified with previous gradu¬ ate work, with recommendations, andwith a clear-cut formulation of an ac¬ceptable problem might hope to es¬cape this testing. L imission to can¬didacy for all others, even thoughthey were burdened with M. A.s andI Phi Beta Kappa keys, depended then,i and I believe still does, upon the tu¬tor’s willingness, at the end of the' prbationary period, to vouch for thecandidate’s maturity and ability to doindependent research. The results! have been to make the iiiortality far; less heavy. Often the blow is furtheri softened by giving the Bachelor ofLiterature Degree as sort of a consol¬ation prize.Have Real FreedomThe Oxford Doctorate of Philoso¬phy is. however, something of a gam¬ble still, in which one has to be will-, ing to back his ability to produce a; book worthy of publication in extenso; and on the judgment of difficult cri-1 tics. He must be willing to derivei such help as falls to him from theI supervisor appointed to aid him. andj that differs enormously with individ-I uals and even with faculties. Gener¬ally, if he is a competent student, hecan hope to get the supervisor whomhe deserves. In any case, if he bewilling to work pretty much alone forthe necessary minimum of six or sevenI Oxford terms (the smaller number for' high honors men who have done the! Oxford B. A.) he may enjoy an op-j portunity that no America^universityI affords lor absorbing, unhindered, thecream of a rich tradition of scholar¬ship. Of course this freedom has thedefects of its virtues, but its virtuesare very real.Scholars Ordinarily DullWe bewail in the United States thei falling off of historians who can write,of scholars who are something morethan specialists. Yet our graduatestudy, perhaps because of the natureof our undergraduate study, assumesthe character of a rigit^^ and inflex¬ibility in the program both of specialand general studies equalled only byMedieval Scholasticism. We turn outincreasing numbers of men acquaint¬ed with a large field, well-grounded ina special field, and unable to think orwrite with any depth or distinctionabout either. In thew graduate studythey have been le-j by the hand toolong. The words of a great Presidentof one '•‘f our greatest tmiversitiescome to me, as he commented on adoctor’s thesis: “Exhaustive, urtin-spired, uncritical, dull — thoroughlyworthy of our Ph. D. degree.”Award Degree on ResultsThe blight of the Ph. D.—there issuch a thing—has not descended uponthe Oxford degree as yet. For thevery reason that its administration isstill flexible, that its award is madedependent upon results, not on form¬ulae for fulfilling certain requirementsIN DESIGNING CLOTHES FORTHEIR USAGE, FINCHLEYHAS RECOGNIZED THEVARIOUS IDEAS OF COL¬LEGE MEN AS THEY APPLYTO STYLE AND WOOLENS.COLLEGE REPRESENTATIVEDICK BRANNANFIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS AND MOREREA D Y- TO-PUT-ONTAILORED AT FASHION PARKTHEJackson Boulevard East of State —an independent graduate studentmay find it very heaven. For researchin philosophy, history, literature, pol¬itics, law, the humanities, this is par¬ticularly true. It is not, i tear, equallytrue in economi... or in psvchology orin some of the physical scienceswhere the guidance of great schol¬ars is more difficult to be had justnow at Oxford. In the other fields,whose opportunities have alreadybeen presented as subjects of study.I can say from experience and ob¬servation that the student need notwant for guidance or advice, if hedoes not require that he be personallyconducted to the degree. The librariesand the lectures at Oxford are adapt¬ed to special students as well as toundergraduates. The freedom of trav¬el and vacations affords an entry intothe whole storehouse of European scholarship.What, after all, do we expect ofgraduate study? For those who hopemerely for a teaching degree, Oxfordis not the place. But for those whodesire to study a problem under amaster, and within reach of a wealthof tools, Oxford offers unique oppor¬tunities. The degree has not yet been“organized” to uniformity of stand¬ards. It is still a little exotic to Ox¬ford life. But the candidate who canwork in that rich atmosphere of afellowship of scholars that is an Ox¬ford College at its best, will growinstead of being forced. He will haveonly himself to blame if he lacks in¬tellectual stimulus and if he fails togain the rare perspective of a wisdomthat lives on intimate terms withclassic antiquity, its own medievalpast, and the contemporary problemsof a Great Empire. Give Luncheon forW. A. A. MembersPlaza 6300THE NEWHOTEL EVANSSlst Street and Evans AvenuePef Week NOW OPEN$9and upSpecial Student Rates COMPLETE HOTEL SERVICEBEAUTIFULLY FURNISHEDBEST TRANSPORTATION The Women’s Athletic associationof the University of Wisconsin isgiving a luncheon for the Chicagowomen who attend the Chicago-Wis-consin football game at MadisonSaturday, November 10. It will heheld at 12 in the women’s field house,and all women who are interested are invited to attend. The womenwill meet at the field house and at¬tend the luncheon en masse. Thosewho wish, may play hockey with theWisconsin teams between 10 and 12,Gym suits may be obtained there.Those who plan either to play hockeyor attend the luncheon, are urgedto sign up immediately on the bulle¬tin in the basement of Ida Noyeshall.Dormito^ BluesBeat it over hereNext Saturday night!Great place to dance! Great music! Greatcrowd! Everything’s great about it except thetax. That’s just enough so you can get agreat dinner—and have a great time. Dinner-dances every Saturday at $2.(X) a person, nocover charge—the kickoff at 7 P. M. If youbounce in after dinner ju.st to dance—covercharge 50 cents. Hope to see you here nextSaturday!HotelShorelandFIFTY-FIFTH STREET at the LAKEPlaza 1000 TiHEY are easily con¬tracted if you have tospend most of your timein your room grindingaway at long reports andtheses.Speed things upl Get aRemington Portable to doyour writing. It will effecta remarkable saving ofwriting time—to say noth¬ing of the greater nearness and legibility of type¬written matter. Chancesare, that means bettermarks, too.Remington Portable is thesmallest, lightest, mostcompact and most depend¬able standard keyboardportable. Weighs only 8Hpounds, net; carrying caseonly 4 inches high.Monthly payments, if desired.RemingtonPortableRemington Rand BusinessService, Inc.214 Monroe St.CHICAGO. ILL.DaguerreStudioPliolOOTapDe TSnicClurg bldg.218 S. WABASH AVB.ChicagoWe 'wish to announceour appointment asOffiem. PhotographersforCAP and’gown ’29Special rates for allUniversity students.Tel. Wabash 0527for appointments.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1928Y. W. VolunteersOffer to CheerSick in HospitalThe Y. W. C. A. Volunteer Serv¬ice group will meet today at 12 inthe Y. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.This will be a very important meet¬ing, according to Sinah Kitzing, char-man of the commttee, and all womennterested in volunteer service areurged to be present.Work at the Billings hospital isincluded in th^iJrogram of service.Women are needed there on Monday,Wednesday and Friday afternoonsbetween 2 and 4 to read and talk tothe patients. Each woman is askedto devote only two hours a week.Those wishing to serve in this wayshould see Miss Rpth Kitzing, whois n charge of social service at thehospital, or Sinah Kitzing.At the noon meeting plans for thisfield of service will be discussed andplans for the quarter will be outlined.Dean Gilkey Tellsof Chapel’s PlaceIn Students’ LifeDean Gilkey spoke yesterday to agroup of men students gathered atthe Tau Delta Phi fraternity houseabout the place of the new chapel inthe student life, and the plans of theBoard of Social Service and Religionto make the Chapel achieve its possi¬bilities.In his discussion Dr. Gilkeybrought out that when the Chapelwas planned large attendances wereassured because of compulsory cha¬pel. Now the chapel services mustbe attractive to the students to gaintheir attendancee.hTe new Chapel as an expression ofthe University’s unity is one of DeanGilkey’s goals. He believes that ifconvocations and other Unversityevents are held there it will accom¬ plish this purpose, in bringing fac¬ulty members and al Igroups of stu¬dents together.Dean Gilkey believes that theChapel will be an invitation and op¬portunity for the students to thnk, atthe same time awakening their re-ligous cnsciousness.COLMAN-BANKY ONTOWER SCREEN IN‘TWO LOVERS’*The noble art of the Flemish mas¬ters, Rembrandt and his followers,comes to life again in an expressionno less modern than, motion pictures,according to art critics who have wit¬nessed Ronald Colman and VilmaBanky’s latest firm, Samuel Goldwyn’sproduction of “Two Lovers” whichwill be at the Tower theater for oneweek beginning Saturday, November3rd.“Two Lovers” is the last vehicle inwhich Ronajd Colman and VilmaBanky will be co-starred. Both Bankyand Colman have attained a pointwhere each is an individual star inhis or her own right and will be seenin other United Artists productions,appearing with lesser stars.The stage presentation at the Towerwill be Frankie Masters’ latest pro¬duction called “Sunny Spain.” Thisis an original offering and will have acomplete retinue of senoritas, trouba¬dours, Dons, Toeradors, matadors andgay senors. Fankie will be seen as ahandsome young Don, while his or¬chestra will be colorfully attired in thecostumes of Old Spain. “This is oneshow worth seeing,” declares Frankie. BOILERMAKER’S FACECASE IN DAD’S DAYGRIDIRON FEATUREDPurdue’s colorful eleven, whichrose to its greatest height this seasonin smothering Chicago, 40 to 0, shouldprovide plenty of thrills for the Dadswho will be the guests of honor hereSaturday for the sevnth annual Pur¬due University “Dad's Day” whichwill have as hsj climax the footballgame with Case in the afternoon.The visiting Dads should see a grid¬iron combination, that while it lacksthe “steam-roller” or “bone-crushing”tactics of several other Big Ten out¬fits, packs enough speed so that itcuts loose on occasion with spectacu¬lar spurts for surprising scores.The speed of the Purdue backs wasbest illustrated against Chicago lastSaturday when both “Pest” Welchand Eb Caraway rnade long runs fortouchdowns after intercepting passes.Practically all of Purdue’s six touch¬downs against the Maroons were at¬tributed to speed, cleverness and goodblocking on the part of the linemanand backs rather than pure power.Against Case, Phelan will undoubt¬edly have a chance to try out a num¬ber of his sophomores who haveshown promise in addition to trotting'''bxicutivbSBCIUETARIAI.TRAININOT^^na^onrg^nikMMTrranRed ao u not to eon-Hict with culWip* work. Enrollment ItmiU’d to highachool irrndunuo or «|ul»«Ient. Coedoeationnl.ftum* Stott mi Sfr partieulttrtORKM SCHOOL SaS WoiOi WakMh AvmmmD*^. D. M. CHiCoaoGREGGSCHOOL ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTCXiRAPHERTERESA DOLANBEN SMITZDORFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63rd STREETYounK and old tauRht to dance. Adult’slessons strictly private. No one to watchor embarrass you.DAY OR EVENINGTELEPHONE HYDE PARK 3080but a mosquitoThe Panama Canal diggers hadengineering brains and moneyaplenty. But they were blocked by themalaria and yellow-fever bearing mosqui¬toes, which killed men by thousands.Then Gorgas stamped out the mos¬quito. The fever was conquered. TheCanal was completed.The importance of little things is rec¬ognized in the telephone industry too. blocked the way. Effective service to the public is possibleonly when every step from purchase ofraw material to the operator’s “Number,please” has been cared for.This is work for men who can sensethe relations between seemingly unre¬lated factors, men with the vision to seea possible mountain-barrier in a mole¬hill— and with the resourcefulnessto surmount it.BELL SYSTEMnation-wide system of 18,500,000 inter-connecting telephones“Our PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST BEGUN” out his regulars for display. With theNorthwestern game on Nevember 10staring him in the face, the Boiler¬maker mentor will undoubtedly givehis regulars as much of a rest as pos¬sible in order to have them in shapefor a stand against the Wildcat eleventhat has displayed great power againstIllinois nd Ohio State.The scientists from Cleveland whowill provide the opposition for Dad’sDay are outstanding members of theOhio Confernce, and although it hasbeen over a score of years since Pur¬due and Case have met, are no new¬comers to the Boilermakers schedule.The two schools met in 1901 and 1902, 1Purdue taking a22 to 0 victory thefirst year and a 5 to 0 win the second.BOTANY CLUB GIVESHARD TIMES PARTYBotany club will sponsor a hard-times party to celebrate Halllowe’en tonight at 8 in Room 307 of the Bot¬any building. All students and fac¬ulty members of the Botany depart¬ment are invited.A faculty spell-down of differentbothnical terms, a burlesque retakeof an examination for a doctor’s de¬gree by one of the faculty, andgames have been planned for theentertainment. Pumpkin pie and ci¬der will be served. Dorothy Lee hascharge of the program.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—A tan silk muffler with blueborder. Misplalced somewhere be¬tween 59th and 57th Sts. on Wood-lawn Avenue last Saturday evening.Finder please return to The DailyMaroon office.REMINGTON STANDARDTYPEWRITER for .sale; like new.Also Smith and Royal, good condition. For price call Fairfax 5931, Mr.Mayne or leave your name and tele¬phone.LOST—Green Shaefer pen betweenSwift and 57th. Return to Maroonoffice.TO RENT —Comfortable singleroom at reduced rate for one hour’sservice a week. Apt. Al, 1460 E. 57thSt. Call Harrison 1747 for appoint¬ment.LOST—Orange leather handbag,pouch style, Wednesday evening onWoodlawn between Midw'ay and 63rd.Finder keep money, return bag andcontents to Miss Hanson, 1313 E.62nd St., Fairfax 8248. Reward.HELP WANTED — Students tosell attractive line of ChristmasGreeting Cards to their friends. Lib¬el commission paid. Woodworth’sBookstore, 1311 E. 57th St., ask forW. Chumley.TtIF STORE FOR AiEN/HARSHALL FIELD & CO/HPANYA Well'TailoredL OvercoatIs A Oistinct AssetThere is always so much doing around the campusthat you want to appear well-dressed for everyoccasion. No matter if it’s at the game in theafternoon or at the fraternity informal after-wards, a well-tailored Overcoat is adistinct asset towards your being per¬fectly attired. And here you will findany number of styles to choosefrom that have been pat¬terned the way CollegeMen want them.Youn^ Men’s Overcoats —> Fonrik FloorDarkercolors andfancypatterns are popularthis season. You canmake your selectionfrom straight line coats,ulsters or raglans, inOtrford Grays, Brotcns,Blacks, and Blues,Page Eight THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 2. 1928ZERO HOURGrey stars agleam in a blank, deadskyGrey guns agrowl below.Grey clad men out beyond the wire.Grey fields in the star-shells glow.The barrage is a pounding symphonyThat ears attuned cannot hear.There’s something flicking the para¬petThere’s something above you fear!Not fear of “stopping one” above,Or fear for the man beside.There’s something flicking the para¬petThere’s a fear that you cannothide.“Stand By!” The rifle is cool in yourhandAnd your heart pounds hard andquick.There’s something flicking the para¬petNumber Three of the squad is sick.The rifle hurts the palm of your handLike gripping a stiff wire brushThere’s something flicking the para¬pet“Walk slow through the wire, thenrush!”The whistle! The ladders! Up overthe edge!And your legs seem stiff and sore.There’s something flicking the para¬petNumber Three is sick no more!Grey stars agleam in a blank deadskyGrey guns agrowl below.Grey faces turned to the glowingstarsWhere men lie dead in a row.£1 Tigre. What Say WhistleersDon’t know whether we should dis¬own the Stumble Bum or select hima large tin medal. Regardless of theties binding all good Whistleers in' the brotherhood of infamy he dashedoff and broke in to the intimate eir-; cle of the literati. The Athenaeumi By Allah! STUMBLE BUM! You’rej . . . your’re . . . well, anyway youare.THE USUAL TO KIPLING' I’ve taken my men as I’ve found ’emi And many I found this time' On my jazz survey of EuropeWhere four of the lot were prime.I One was a true English “chawppie”; Who strutted his stuff with the bestI But I tired of being his backgroundI And my ego sought a rest.I So I got me a wholesome Germani Who adored me from the start—i But he drank his beer at the operaj And I knew that we must part.j Next came a suave young Frenchman; With a potent Frenchy line—But his words had double meaningsAnd my French was not so fine!j A Spaniard then did woo me—I was wrapped in a haze of dreams—! But a coffee plantation isn’t home tomeAnd I’d never like picking beans.I’ve taken my men as I’ve found ’emThey’re the same from beginning toend.! And the conclusion that I have comej to—' “Your Mother is your best friend?Sis.HELP! L’ PRINCESSThere is a tall and violent gentle¬man who has been pipping about myTAKE YOUS LECTURES INOWEN ABCA Concise, Abbreviated LonghandEasy to Learn — Elasy to Write —Easy to ReadCircular on RequestANNETTE E. POTH538 So. Dearborn St. 1460 E. 57th St.Harrison 1747 desk too often of late for comfort.He insists on being introduced toPrincesse Dorothy and he doesn’t be¬lieve that this end of the show isjust as much a blank as he. He’sto doggone big—Oh! Dorothy!THESE LITERARY GENTSBefore art cometh food! Thencometh Atropos!Anyway—’S purty tough. Our guiding intel¬lectual light must have his sandwichbefore he designs to grace our virgincolumns with his fecund outpourings.It’s not cricket. 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