Chapel tickets re¬leased today. Wf)e Hailp ilaroon Republicans holdcampus rally.Vol. 29. No. 15. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1928 Price Five CentsAthenaeumWHY DO THINGS BY HALVESBy Abraham J. AaronOn Friday, October 19, if my in¬formation is correct, four freshmenGreen Cap club candidates werethrown into the Botany Pond.Clothes and all. Now the subjectwas not to teach the lowly freshmenhow to swim. That gift of God tothe college, the lordly upperclass¬man. was simply demonstrating towhat depths even demi-gods mayfall.In a folder which I and, I pre¬sume, every other freshman manreceived, the Green Cap club is de¬scribed thus: “The Green Cap clubis the name of an honorary societyfor Freshman men. The membersare chosen on a basis of merit aftera candidacy period of eight weeksduring which time certain require¬ments are made of the men.” ROCKEFELLER JR.PAYS INFORMALCAMPUS VISITInspects Chapel GivenUniversity byFather “Aren’t We All”Inaugurates FallDramatic SeasonApparently, since the candidacyla.sts but eight weeks, an honorarysociety, as a term of description, cannot apply to scholarship nor partici¬pation in activities, but merely tothose Freshmen who are willing tobe moulded to type. Are the GreenCap candidates perfectly satisfied tobe entirely self-effacing? Are they.satisfied to acquire characters stifl¬ed under the boot of the conqueror.Under the heel of one who had thegood fortune to be born a year ormore before us, are we willing tosuffer.Do not the candidates know a’lschools of any importance are eitherentirely free of or gradually freeingthemselves of that bane of a Fre.sh-man’s life. Freshman regulations? IsChicago backward that it should al¬low such practices. True, Green Capis voluntary. This letter is writtenin the hope that if some initiative isnot being taken from within. GreenCap candidates may take heed and,if they so desire, accept some initi¬ative from without.If on the other hand, (Jreen Capcandidates like these methods, whynot improve them. Why <lo things byhalves. Suggest to your leaders.Green Cap, that the following rulesbe adopted1. Every Freshman must wear amaroon tie and black socks.2. Every F'reshman must keep thefirst (upper) threevest unbuttoned.3. Every Fre.shman must knowevery school .song and yell and beready to recite or sing upon the re¬quest of any sophomore or otherupper classman. The sophomoi’es aremost important.4. Every Freshman must speak toevery male on the campus and mustnot speak to the female of thespecies.5. Every Freshman must take offhis cap when opposite the seniorbench in the quadrangle.6. Every Freshman must wear thegreen cap.7. No Freshman may have a dateat any time other than Saturday orSunday.8. Freshmen must be in theirrooms at 10 o’clock.9. Freshmen are not allowed tosmoke, except in their rooms.10. Freshmen must cany matchesfor the use of the upperclassmen.11. Freshmen, ad infinitum.12. After every Freshman convo¬cation all Freshmen will be lined upoutside the Tower and must roll uptheir pant legs. If they are wearinggarters, the sophomores will trans¬fer them to the necks of said Fresh¬men.13. Every Freshman shall carry atuition receipt at all times and ifhe is caught in any infraction of theabove rules, his name shall be taken,and he shall receive suitable penaltyat the regular Wednesday eveningSophomore Court. Sophomores shalljudge and prosecute. There shall beno defense. Paddles shall rule andtrouser seats he patched. On thirdoffenses heads shall be shaved andother indignities inflicted. For in¬stance, speech with a girl demandsthat the offender wear, for ontweek, a girl’s hose tied about his(Continued on page 2) Mr. and Mrs. John D. Rockefeller,Jr. visited the campus yesterdaymorning, making a tour of inspec¬tion of the new chapel before leav¬ing for Lake Geneva, where they willbe guests of Martin J. Ryerson ofthe board of trustees. Mr. Rockefel¬ler seemed pleased with the com¬pleted structure.The tour lasted for an hour, allthe details of the building being in¬cluded.Mr. Rockefeller will return toChicago Saturday. While here hewill be the guest of Harold H. Swift,president of the board of trustees.He will attend the Purdue-Chicagogame, after a luncheon given in hishonor Saturday noon.On Sunday Mr. Rockefeller willspeak at the dedicatory service inthe chapel, representing his father,who gave the building to the Uni¬versity.Yesterday’s visit was wholly unan¬nounced, being of an informal na¬ture. Mr. Rockefeller will issue adetailed expression of his opinion.;of the new chapel in the near fu¬ture.The program of the dedicatoryservices was completed and announc¬ed yesterday. Mr. Rockefeller’s ad¬dress will follow that of actingPresident Frederic Woodward Inthe opening part of the program.FRESHMAN WOMEN’SCLUB OPENS SERIESOF PARTIES TODAYBeginning with tea this afternoonfrom 3:30 to G in the Y. W. C. A.room of Ida Noyes hall, the Fresh¬man Women’s club council willlaunch its series of Freshman par¬ties for the year. Doris Andersonand Ruth Halperin will pour. Musi¬cal entertainment will be given hyFay Weinberg. The twenty-fouru ** e j members of the council, twelve clubbuttons of his i .j and twelve non-club women, will actas hostesses.Tentative plans for a special par¬ty with out-of-town women as guestsof honor were made at the weeklycouncil meeting ye.sterday noon atIda Noyes hall. Before the next en¬tertainment, the council will send in¬dividual letters to all Freshmanwomen. The publicity commmittee,with Mary Claire Johnson as chair¬man, will have charge of these per¬sonal letters.(Continued on page 2) The Dramatic association inaugur¬ates its season Friday and Saturdaynights, November 2 and 3 with theproduction of Frederic Lonsdale’scomedy, “Aren’t We AH’’ as the firstbill on an enlarged program for theyear. The cast for the Lonsdale play,as announced today by Mr. FrankHurburt O’Hara, director of Univer¬sity dramatic productions, includesCharles Cutter, Alexander Dunsay,Norman Eatop, Charlotte Eckhart,Marguerite Fernholz, Robert Graf,Dorothy Hartford, Jack Holt, AlanKing, Maxwell Mason, Adolph Rubin-son, Beatrice Scheibler, and Cather¬ine Scott.Three weeks after the productionof “Aren’t We AH’’ the associationwill stage Oscar Wilde’s “Lady Win-demere’s Fan,’’ costumed as when itwas originally presented in London in1892. The cast of the Wilde play ismade up of Dora Alpert, Marion Eck¬hart, Arthur Ernstein, FlorenceHerzman, Olive Irvine, WinfieldLowe, Rosalie Martin, Jay A. Parker,Virginia Ratcliffe, Zelda Shapiro,Gordon Smith, Gordon Watrous, LeilaWhitney, Russell Whitney and How¬ard WilK'tt, junior.Students DirectThese two pays are now in rehears¬al with student dirctors assisting Mr.O’Hara. Aelxander Dunsay is assist¬ant director of “Aren’t We All,’’ andMarguerite Fernholz of “Lady Win-deremere’s Fan.’’ The two Englishcomedies are to be presented in theReynolds club theatre for two nightseach with the association giving itscustomary at home in the Towerroom after each performance.The expanded dramatic programthis year includes a production of 3one-act plays with entra’acts, thePlayfest, consisting of original stu¬dent laboratory plays, and the Mirror,the women’s annual musical produc¬tion.The association is inviting studentsand others interested to becom<’ sea¬son sponsors. Sponsor cards are onsale for five dollars. These cards as¬sure holders of excellent seats at allperformances with the option of at¬tending Friday or Saturday nights,and provide for six performances at alittle over half the box office cost. CZECH OFFICIAL i Congressman toTALKS ON STATE I Lead RepublicanHISTORY TODAY TonightSchool SuperintendentCelebrates SlavJuly 4th .How Czechoslovakia achieved itsindependence from the AustrianEmpire and was launched as a sep¬arate nation will be sketched byWalter Vogta Benes, brother of Ed¬ward Benes, the foreign minister ofCzechoslovakia, in a talk before theSlavonic club in Harper M-11 todayat 4:30.Mr. Benes is almost as prominentas his brother, being the nationalsuperintendent of schools, a memberof the Czechoslovakian parliament,and a noted author.Commemorate IndependenceThe occasion of Mr. Benes’ speechthe subject of which is “The Mak¬ing of a State,’’ is an important datein Czechoslovakian history. It is thetenth anniver,sary of the declarationof Czechoslovakian independence,which occurred Oct. 28, 1918.Mr. Benes’ brother, EdwardBenes, was one of the most activeof those who helped Czechoslovakiaattain its independence. He was es¬pecially active in the United States,being prominent in soliciting fundsto aid the cause and in making alarge number of speeches advocat¬ing Czechoslovakian independence.This is the second meeting of theSlavonic Club, the purpose of whichis to create a common activity inwhich all Slavic students may par¬ticipate.‘C’ MEN STRIKE FORBI-WEEKLY SHAVESAND OLDER CLOTHESUNIVERSITY GEOLOGYFIELD TRIP NEARLYENDS IN HOOSEGOWDemocratic CandidateExplains Platform“Everybody knows that Chicagois a wide-open town with hundredsof speak-easies known to the author¬ities,’’ declared Judge Lindsay, can¬didate for state’s attorney speakingbefore the Smith club yesterday af¬ternoon.“If I am elected state’s attorney,’’the democratic candidate stated, “Ishall try to stamp out crime by go¬ing to its sources and by prosecutingthose people who support crime.The average criminal will not stealif he has no place where he maydispose of his goods.’’Judge Lindsay said he only con¬sented to run for office with the un-dci standing that he takes no ordersfrom political leaders and that hehave complete authority in appoint¬ing members of his staff.Y. W. GROUP MEETSThe Intercollegiate group of theY. W. C. A., under the leadership ofAlice Torrey, will meet in the Y. W.room of Ida Noyes hall at 3 todayThis group is composed of womenwho have transferred from othercolleges. A group of harmle.ss Universitygeography students out for a care¬free day of contour line tracingamong the sand dunes of Indiana al¬most found itself in the embarras¬sing position of having to spend lastSaturday night in the Valparaiso jail.As the classes of Mr. C. C. Colbyand Mr. D. J. Fisher started theirtrek from the South Shore line tothe lake shore, they were approach¬ed by a true rustic, who informedthem that a permit was needed. Hewas, however, persuaded to let themthrough, but when they returned la¬ter in the afternoon, he changed hismind, and proposed loading the fiftyof them off to jail in his wagon.Luckily, the train came along intime to halt further hostilities.Scandinavian ClubTo Give Program Declaring that the college is be¬coming too “effeminate,’’ the South¬western university “S” club, com¬posed of all men who have won amajor letter, met to discuss reme¬dies. The discussion resulted in aresolution to wear old clothes oncampus and to shave only twice aweek. They recommended workshirts and loud plaids as being par-ticulaidy masculine.Dick Williams, captain of the Uni¬versity track team; Coach Merriamand Saul Weislow, football captain,approve of establishing this cust.'mat the University. Coach \ferriani.said that it would keep the athletesaway from the women, and there¬fore was desirable. Saul Weislov'said, “That’s a good idea but I haveto shave only twice a week any way.In cold weather I could wear cordu¬roy trousers and army shoes.’’“Speed” Raysson says that he< (Continued on page 4)Y. M. Issues TimeCards for StudentsAn Icelandic evening will be heldby the Scandinavian club tonight at7:45 in the north reception room ofIda Noyes hall. Natives of Icelandwill have charge of the program.Mr. J. F. Fredricksson will dis- icuss the work of the Icelandic art¬ist, Einar Jonsson. Two other Ice¬landers who have recently come tothis country will talk. As the pro¬gram will be given in English allthose interested are invited. Ice¬landic music will also be a featureof the meeting. Election of officersfor the year will be held after theentertainment. How do you spend your time? Isit wasted or do you follow a well-planned schedule? This question, al¬ways an important one with theUniversity student, is the basis of atime analysis chart issued .by theY. M. C. A.“We feel that it is of nrime im¬portance for a student, in his busydays, to spend his time correctly. Ir.order to do this a record 6f activ-McLean, University Y. M. C. A. sec-ities should be kept,” says Milton D.retary.The chart is under eight mainheads: academic work, college activ¬ities, voluntary culture, remunerative(Continued on page 2)PUBUSH SYMPOSIUMFalling in line with the prevailingindoor sport, the Alumni magazinewill publish a political sym])otittm Inits November issue out soon. DeanShailer Mathews upholds Hoover;Professor T. V. Smith defcilds Smithand Professor Paul H. Douglasspeaks for Norman Thomas, Social¬ist candidate. Smith supporters are expected totake a prominent part in the Repub¬lican mass meeting to be held to¬day at 8 in Harper Mil. The speak¬er, Congressman Albert W. Jefferishas volunteered to answer any ques¬tion the Democrats may ask. Lead¬ers of^ the A1 Smith club have al¬ready submitted a list of topicswhich Dr. Jefferis will discuss.Lowell Hastings, manager of thecampus campaigns for the Republi¬can party in the middle west, willpreceed the speaker with a talk on“Why the College Man Should Votefor Hoover.” Mr. Hastings is makinga tour of the colleges in Missouri,Arkansas, and Oklahoma, but willbe in Chicago for the meeting to¬night. He is a recent graduate ofNorthwestern University.Warner PresidesCharles Warner, president of thecampus unit of the Hoover-Curtisclub will preside at the meeting andintroduce the speakers. He has re¬cently announced additional appoint¬ments to the executive committee ofthe club. Robert Spence will serveas chairman of the Organizationcommittee, and Harriet Hath^iwaywill take charge of publicity.According to Charles Warner, theHoover-Curtis club is actively back¬ing Robert McKinlay, who will sup¬port Herbert Hoover in a debate onThursday, Novemer 1, at the Uni¬versity of Iowa.Plan ReceptionThe club is further planning areception for all Republican sup¬porters on campus. This will includeboth members of the faculty andstudents. The time and place willbe announced later in The Dai1.vMaroon.Congressman Jefferis and Mr.Hastings will be the dinner guestsof the executive committee of theHoover-Curtis club tomorrow even¬ing at the Shoreland hotel. The com¬mittee is composed of Charles War¬ner, Marjorie Miller, Robert Spence,Alice Wiles, and Harriet Hathaway.It was necessary to change theplace of the meeting from Mandelhall to Harper M-11 due to the Uni¬versity policy which forbids the useof Mandel hall to a partisan, politi¬cal organization. All meetings whichhave been held there previously havebeen of a non-partisan nature. FINISH PROGRAMFOR DEDICATIONOF NEW CHAPELStickney Chosen StudentRepresentative forFirst ServicesNine hundred tickets will be dis¬tributed this morning at 8 and thisafternoon at I from the president’soffice in Harper library for the dedi¬cation services of the new Univers¬ity chapel to be held at 11 and 4Sunday, Oct. 28.BEGIN I. M. DEBATESTONIGHT; SPONSOREDBY STUDENT UNIONThe Intramural debates, thatseries of gory battles sponsored bythe Debating union, will begin to¬night at 7 in room D of the Rey¬nolds club. The question for debateis “Resolved that Alfred E. Smithshould be elected President of theUnited States.” The teams fromeach hall or fraternity consist of twomen, each of whom is allowed eightminutes for constructive speech andthree for rebuttal. Sixteen teams inall have entered.The Debating union, which issponsoring the debate-fest, meetsevery Thursday evening at 7, room(Continued on page 4)Women to AttendBen Johnson PlayPlans are being made by membersof the Federation of Universitywomen for a theater party Fridaynight to see Ben Johnson’s play“Volpone,” now being given at theBlackstone theatre. The affair willbe the first of a series given everyFYiday for University women.Those who live on campus are espe¬cially invited to attend.Operas, musical comedies, anddrama are on the tentative list madeby Katherine Madison, who was re¬cently appointed chairman of thecommittee.All University women desiring togo should notify Muriel Parker inFoster hall. Stickney Represent* StudentsWith the selection by the Boardof Social Service and Religion ofJames Minott Stickney as the officialstudent representative in the dedi¬catory ceremonies, the complete pro¬gram for the services next Sundayin the newly-completed Chapel hasbeen prepared. Daniel Autry hasbeen chosen to perform this office atthe 4 o’clock services.The processional at 11 will be ledby members of the University Cha¬pel council, with the faculty mem¬bers in their full academic robes.Acting President Frederic Wood¬ward and Mr. John Davison Rocke¬feller, Jr., will deliver addresses, fol¬lowed by the actual ceremony ofdedication, conducted by ProfessorArthur Halley Compton, chairmanof the Board of Social Service andReligion.Program OutlinedThe processional, Jongen’s “Pre¬lude,” opening the morning serviceswill be played by Mack Evans, cha¬pel organist, after which two hymns,“0 God Our Help in Ages Past”and “Veni, Creator Spirltus,” the lat¬ter to be rendered by the Universitychoir of 123 voices, will follow. TheRev. Rufus Matthews will then offerthe invocation and Minott Stickneywill read the Scripture selection.After the anthem “Exultate Deo,”two addresses, one by acting Presi¬dent Frederic Woodward and theother by John D. Rockefeller, Jr.,will close the first part of the pro¬gram.The second part of the programopens with the dedication cere¬monies by Prof. Arthur Compton andthe dedication hymn, “All Things AreThine.” Following the offertory forthe University settlement, the con¬gregation will sing the anthem “YeWatchers and Ye Holy Ones.”Acting President Woodward willthen install the Rev. Dean Charles W.Gilkey as dean of the new chapel.The new dean will give a responseand offer a prayer of dedication.The hymn “Lead Us, 0 Father” andthe processional “Prelude and Fugue”on the tune “St. Anne” will closethe services.Close Race MarksFirst Phoenix SaleThe race between club pledges inselling the October issue of thePhoenix, campus humor magazine,was extremely close as there was adifference of only one copy in thesales of the two highest.The first prize of five dollars wasawarded to Dorothy Moulds, a Sig¬ma pledge who sold sixty copies, andand a second prize of five dollarswas awarded to Jeanette Smith, anEsoteric pledge who sold fifty-ninecopies. Mortar Board and Esoterichad the two largest teams, each hav¬ing eight girls.No tea was held this month, butnext month the staff will give a teafor saleswomen and contributors.N. U. PROF. SPEAKSSenor Brenes Mesen, professcof Spanish at Northwestern univeisity, has been secured as the spealer for the meeting of the Spanisclub this evening. Professor Mesewill speak on contemporary Spaiish-American writers.The meeting will be held in IdNoyes at 4.■ I ,Mm ‘j *■ a..si ■>Page TwoSill? iatlg UJarnonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, durini; the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1897.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the W'estem Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCharles H. Good News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack. News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day MitorNorman R. Goldman. Day EditorEdgar Greenwald - Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley Day FlditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore ElditorPearl Klein ..Sophomore EditorMarion E. Whit* Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson ...Women’s ElditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon Secretarj'Lee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown CopyAbe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyHuge Mackenzie Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship,2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unit.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.COLLEGIANAOhio University—A survey of the admission blanks submit¬ted here by freshmen help justify in part the existence of a Uni¬versity. One freshman admitted his purpose for entering wasto “receive knowledge from the seats of higher learning and thenbe a surveyor.” Another, a woman, came to college to “becomea trained reporter.” One came to “pursue knowledge to its farth¬est limits”; and still another “to equip myself for life’s bitterbattles.”*****University of Iowa—The dean of men, Robert E, Reinaw,said in a statement to the New York Times: “A changed mentalattitude,, which has brought university students to the realiza¬tion that ‘gentlemen don’t get drunk’ is the outstanding effectof prohibition noted on the University of Iowa campus.”*****Utah University—An edict against smoking on campus wasrecently passed here.*****Canada—The use of hip flasks by Canadian women studentswas deplored as one of the social plagues of Canadian life by agathering of French speaking surgeons at their annual conven¬tion at Quebec. The medical men declared that if the newfashion is to prevail, the dignity, virtue and mental state of Cana¬dian girls is in real peril; and then passed resolutions which askedthe government to prohibit the sale of hip flasks.*****Kansas University—A few years ago, a professor here heldup a freshman’s question to class ridicule; and the freshman,sore at heart, checked out, entered the University of Chicago, andupon graduation from that institution, went out and made good.The Daily Kansan points out the moral of the tale: “The changefrom home life to college is by no means an easy one and profes¬sors should be careful not to add to its difficulty.”*****Massachusetts Institute of Technology—We glean this fromthe campus organ: “Fourteen samples of wooden paddles whichwill be made to order for ‘students’ use are on display in thewoodworking shop in building 30. The sizes vary from short,squat, ping-pong paddles to long curving baseball bats Holespunched to order In the paddle blaCes guarantee to raise blistersto fit the size of the victim. The paddles are made of straightgrained wood to prevent splitting when subjected to suddenstrain. Some are made with long handles to allow two hands tobe used.”« ^ «The Tar Heel supplies us with this on college friendships:“College men and women are made the objects of a great manyjokes, but there is one phase of their life which cannot be treatedlightly. That is the college friendships. One seldom realizes thevalue of a friendship until the ties are broken. After threemonths of absence from the campus and fellow students, it iseasy to see the importance with which everyone regards theirfriendships. There is something fine about any friendship . .* I THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER, 24. 1928OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, October 24Divinity chapel. Winfred Garri¬son, assistant professor of ChurchHistory, Joseph Bond chapel, 11:50.Faculty W'omen’s Luncheon, IdaNoyes hall, 12:00.El Circulo Espanol, Ida Noyeshall, 4:00.Meeting of the Board of Univers¬ity Social Service and Religion,Swift 101, 4:30.Public Leptyre (The SlavonicClub), Voita Benes, Educate r,C‘'echoslovakia, “The Making of aState,” Harper M-11, 4:30.The Botany club, Emery R. Ran¬ker, Ph. D., United' States Depart¬ment of Agriculture, “PhysiologicRaces of Corn Smut,” Botany 13,4:30.The Junior Mathematical club, Dr.Marie Johanna Weiss of the De¬partment of Mathematics, “Substi¬tution Groups,” Ryerson 37, 4:30.The Scandinavian club, IcelandicProgram, Ida Noyes hall, 7:45. ATHENAEUMThe Romance club. Journal meet¬ing, new books. Common room, Wie-boldt hall, 8:00. (Continued from page 1)neck, outside the coat and hangingdown the back.I speak from experience. I cannotby the rules of this paper, indulgein personalities, but any fellow classman may secure the name of theschool where I learned these thingsand verify my statfjments. I hateto see even a select group undergoeven a portion of the indignitieswhich I endured. Of course you shallbecome a part of an honorary so¬ciety. That is some justification. Idid not have even that.If on the other hand, there areindependent minds in the group, leta oil! be sent to Green Cap officialsfor clothing ruined. Try to collect.With best wishes that Chicagosteer clear of Freshman regulations.Green Cap has my sympathy. Theirleaders incur only disgugt. Perhapsthey never enjoyed the excruciatinghumor of a pajama parade, a fightlater, a broken ankle, and a dip attwo in the morning of a Novemberday. I must admit, however, thatthe water was quite warm. It wasonly on the way home that I caughta cold. How could the Sophomoresbe blamed for that? So, do whatyou wish. Green Cap, but not by1 halves. 'Abraham J. Aaron,5823 Maryland Ave. Beat itover hereNeart Saturday night!Creat place to dance! Great music! Greatcrowd! Kvgrything’s great.alxiut it except thetax. That’s just enough so you can get agreat dinner—and have a great time. Dinner-dances every Saturday at $2.00 a person,' nocover charge—the kickoff at 7 P. M. If youiKiunce in after dinner just to dance—covercharge 50 cents. Hope to see you here nextSaturday!HotelShorelandFIFTY-FIFTH STREET at the LAKEPlaza 1000Thursday, October 25Divinity chapel. Associate Profes¬sor McGiffert, of Ecclesiastical His¬tory of the Chicago Theological Sem¬inary, Joseph Bond chapel, 11:50. Y. M. ISSUES TIMECARDS FOR STUDENTSBacteriology club, Allan J. Mc¬Laughlin, , Surgeon, U. S. HealthService, “Experiences with AsiaticCholera,” Ricketts 1, 4:30. (Continued from page 1)labor, social interests, religion, dailyroutine, and a miscellany of unclassi¬fied activities.The student takes daily notes f >iPublic Lecture (downtown),Franklin Chambers McLean, Profes¬sor of the Department of Medicine,“Sydenham,” the Art Institute,6:45. !' 1i GREGG SXECtmVBSBCanARlALj SCHOOL TRAINING■! 1 SpecimU oDeiteCtaMes arranged to at not to con-fiict with <s>ll^fre work. Enrollment limited to hiiih$rruduaCet or equivalent. Coeducational.Phone State JSSt for parttrutamOMCOO SCHOOL 22S North WahMh AvmmgDopt. D. M. CNiCaOO1 “HELLO CHICAGO >>The Sociology club. Professor Or¬lando Park of the Department ofZoology, “The Marginal Man,” Swift106, 8:00.FRESHMAN WOMEN'SCLUB OPENS SERIESOF SERIES TODAY(Continued from page 1)With one exception all clubs haveselected representatives. MortarBoard this week appointed FrancesLee Tollerton. The council has re¬quested all groups to have their dele¬gates present at the next meeting ofthe council Tuesday noon.Temporary officers of the councilwill be elected at the meeting.REMINGTON STANDARD TYPE¬WRITER. PRACTICALLY NEWfor sale. Cost $100.00 new; will sell for$37.50 cash. New Black and R*‘d ribbonand supplies included. Also have L CSmith ypewriter. jrood condition. $25.00.Will brinK either machine to your roomfor satisfactory trial. Call Fairfax 5931.ask for Mr. Mayne : or leave your phoneand name. ’’The Bu$metf College with «Umhersity AtmoipHere"Prepare for a bu*in««t atthe only Businasa College in iheWealwhich requires every student to be atleast a 4-yaar High School graduate.Beginning on the firttof April. July,October, and January, we conJuct aspecial, complete, intensive,■ioath*' in stenographywhich is open to sGraduates andUadsrgraduatss OnlyEnrollments for this course must bemade before the opening day—pref¬erably some time in advance, Co besure of a place in the clast.Sianography opens the way to inda-pendence. and u a ve^ great help inany position in life. The ability totake shorthand notas of lecturaa,sarmont, conversation, and in manyother situations ia a great asset.Bulletin on request.No Solitiiore EmployedPAUL MOSER, J. D, Ph. B., Ptetident116 South Michigan Avtnue12th FloorRandolph 4J47 Chicago, IllinoisIn the Day Sthool CirliOnly are Enrolled(3404 B) Thursday night is campus night at the Tower theatrestarting this Thursday. Frankie Masters and his Collegi¬ate syncopators are preparing a spirited program to honorour patrons on the campus. You’ll like this show. It’sgay, colorful and full of real fun.Come Thursday Night“MAROON NIGHT”DELTA UPSILONFRATERNITYWill be Hosts of the EveningCollege Frolic in Addition to thisGala Program—- - on the stage - - ' - - on the screen - -Frankie Masters i $ miand bis Collegiate S>nco|Kitor.s | Dorothy iVlackaillJack Mulhall- - in - -**Creations in Jazz”- - with - -Rudie HillLydia Harris in - -II FUNIn FOR11 EVERY\m ONE j “WATERFRONT”BALABAN & KATZTOWER63rd ST., near BLACKSTONE COMEAT9:00 P.M.Local SmokerLearns BitterLesson Abroad>. New York,March 13, 1928Larus & Bro. Co.,Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:I have used Edgeworth SmokingTobacco for the past twenty-five years.Two years ago I took my trusty briaralong on a trip abroad, intending torevel in the delights of the famousmixtures in London. I confess that Idid not carry along with me any of thelittle blue tins of Edgeworth. But thfjoke WAS on me. I went back to Edge-worth, only this time I had to pay 45cfor a 15c tin of Edgeworth!Incidentally, on a trip throughEngland and later through Ireland, Iwas surprised to find the wide distribu¬tion and ready sale of Edgeworth inGreat Britain. A frequent and famil¬iar sign in Dublin, Cork and othercities in Ireland was a white streamerannouncing a new shipment of Edge-worth. To make such a conquest inthe home of smoking tobacco must bevery gratifying to your house.I Sincerely;J.B. Kelly'M' Extra High GradeSmoking Tobacco CASH IN with your KODAKon theMaroon Thursday PictorialIf you haven’t a Kodak, you can get one here. We carry Eastmanfilms.Developing — PrintingEnlargingA KODAK IS A GOOD INVESTMENTU. of C. Bookstore5802 ELUS AVENUEFrosh gridders giv«varsity hard after¬noon’s scrimmage. Battp Jtlaroon Maroons and Purdueto play Saturday atequal weights.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER, 24, 1928FROSH GIVE VARSin STIFF SCRIMMAGEThe TempestBy Robert L. Stern» Coach E. E. Wieman of the Univer¬sity of Michigan football team madethe following statement yesterdaymorning: “I’m too busy working withthe team to pay much attention tonewspaper reports, except to .say thatstories tha Mr. Yost and I have be¬come estranged are without founda¬tion,’’ At just about the same ‘’imeMr. Fielding Yost, head Wolverinecoach, returning from an extendedfrom Ann Arbor on the eve of theexpectedly disasterous Ohio game,also made a statement. He said, “Al¬though my dutis as Athletic Directordo not allow me time for footballcoaching, I want to say that my tripover the week-end was purely a bus¬iness necessity.” And so, with theburden of the Apologia shifted tothe broad shoulders of Big Business,Messrs. Yost and Wieman again turnto their loyal Michigan supporterswith one big smile of mutual under¬standing and co-operation.• * •There are three Smiths on North¬western’s football squad. As myfriend Cliff Yates of The ClevelandPlain Dealer says, “It looks as thoughone of the boys will have a play with¬out his whiskers.”* * *TThey tell me that between halvesup at Minnesota last week-end Ex-Capt. Kn Rouse congratulated eachlineman personally on the splendidgame they were playing. Th gamethat the line played in the first halfwas splendU, but in the .second periodthe boys slumped; Stagg had hardlyany competent line-substitutes tosend in to take the pjaces of thoseforwards who were beginning to wea¬ken under the terrific strain of trad- ;ing bruises with an opposition that ihad been so heavily outweighed .AM 'of which brings the old point of lack |of material again to the defense ofthe ‘Old Man’; if Stagg had been ableto send in good reinforcement.s totake up the unequal attle against thefresh beef that ‘Doc’ Spears had athis disposal the outcome of the affairwould have been considerably differ-'ent. ■ iAt practically everyone of theother conference schools the froshgrid squads still number to upward.sof two hundred aspirants apiece. AtChicago, the membership of the big-ge.st yearling squad that we have hadin five years now comes to the grandtotal of sixty-three of which approxi¬mately two-thirds are ackfield men.So that what with only twenty-oddlinesmen of all descriptions and qual¬ities supplied to him each year the‘Old Man’ is obliged to do sonie^asttraining to have even enough for¬wards to make the competition forberths interesting.MICHIGAN HARRIERSCHOSEN FOR MEETAGAINST CARDINALSTen men, who finished first in thethree mile trial run last Saturdaywere, selected by Coach Stephen Far¬rell to run in Michigan's first crosscountry meet of* the year here withWisconsin at 10 o’clock next Satur¬day over the five mile Varsity course.Capt. Wuerfel LeadsCaptain Theodore Wuerfel, Ann.Arbor, led the harriers across the fin¬ish line in remarkable time, consider¬ing that the athletes were forced togo on roads heavy with mud.Besides Captain Wuerfel the run¬ners selected to meet Wisconsin, in¬clude: Randolph, Monroe, SouthHaven; B. M. Aubrey, Ann Arbor;Stanley Jesson, Richmond; RobertGrunow, Detroit; Robert Colby,Ferndale; Austin, Benson, Smith and MAROON-PURDUEGAME NOT TO BEONE-SIDED TILTTeams Evenly MatchedIn Regard toWeightChicago's football team will resumeoperations next Saturday on StaggField, when the clever Purdue teamcomes to the Midway for its annualgame. Last year Chicago scored a7 to 6 victory over the Boilermakersin a game that was a thrilling strug¬gle.Chicago Has EdgeFor the last two Saturdays the Ma¬roons have been playing teams t’ ’had not only great i)ower. but greatsize. Purdue and Chicago will beevenly matched, with the Maroonshaving iH-rhaps a slight edge inweight, but there will not be thegreat disparity between the teams thatexisted when Chicago met Iowa andM innesota.Purdue will show the Maroons thewell conceived short passing for whichPhelan is noted. T he Boilermakersalso have a good running attack, withthe dangerous "Pest" Welch as their |ace. Welch is rated as one of thestar backs (»f the country. His kick¬ing plays a big part in the Purduegame, and Hugh Mendenhall, whodoes the ( hicagt> punting, will havea hard time holding "Pest” even.- '"ickets for GamesI'he I'ootball Ticket Committee stillhas tickets for all the home games,for contrary to the general impres¬sion, no game is sold out as yet. Forthe Penn and the Illinois games,lunvever, advance applications prob¬ably will be tlie only sure way of get¬ting tickets.Horse-Shoe PlayTo Start TodayThe singles Hor.se Shoe Pitchingtournament, which was posti)onedlast -Monday on account of rain, willget under way today. Sports man¬agers are requested to send theirERNST ROEEK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHER ‘‘Hurry Up” Yost Clears Up theCoaching Situation' at MichiganOn returning from a two day bus¬iness trip to Nashville, Tennessee,Fielding H. Yost, director of athleticsat the University of Michigan madethe following statement:"July 21st, 1921, my contract withthe Athletic Association as footballcoach was cancelled and 1 was em¬ployed by the Regents of the Uni¬versity as Director of Intercollegiate.Athletics with some other addedduties. Any and all coaching I havedone since that time has been volun¬tary."My work as Director in connec¬tion with the development of the ath¬letic plant and the enlarged programof athletics has grown so it is im-l)ossihle for me to give the amount oftime and thought necessary as headcoach of the football team; coachinga football team is no part-time job.The time will never come when I donot have a deep interest in the coach¬ing problems and the personnel ofMichigan’s football teams, and any as¬sistance I can give. I will gladly do.The coaches and the players knowthis.. Business Engagement".All summer and fall I have work¬ed without a vacation. Two weeksago I made an engagement to be in.Nashville last Monday mornng onimportant business. Saturday even¬ing, after the Indiana game. CoachWieman came to my home, at myrequest, and remained with me untiltrain time, discussing the Indianagame and tlie coaching problems.Such a thing as my leaving Michigan has never been considered by me inthirty years -and will not receive anyfuture consideration.Responsible for Coaches“I assume full responsibility for thepersonal and assignment of thecoaches on the football staff—Wie¬man, head coach. Cappon, Blott,Oosterbaan and A^enker for the Var¬sity, and Courtright and Brown forthe "B" team. Three of these men,Wieman, Brown and Oosterbaan,are former Michigan football cap¬tains. and tw’o, Blott and Oosterbaan,are All-Americans. This staff ofcoaches or players has been largelyresponsible for Michigan’s footballrecord for the past ten years. I havegreat confidence in the efficiency ofthis staff and the team and the coach¬es have my unbounded loyalty. Ihave never known a Michigan teamthat has not measured up to its pos¬sibilities. No team can do more.(Oosterhaans and Friedmans arevery scarce).Michigan Loyalty"During the twenty-eight years Thave been here, Michigan has travel¬ed some very rough roads, (leanyears) hut there have always beenenough loyal Michigan men to helpover these rough spots. Loyaltiesare tested in defeat—not in victory..After nearly thirty years’ experienceat Michigan. I have an abiding faithin the loyalty and co-operation of thevst majority of students, alumni andpthers on the empus interested in thisgreat University. This is true aswell of the citizens of Michigan.”men to the courts at 3:30 p. m. Pairings will he made on the field.I'he second . round of horseshoedoubles will get under way Friday.Golf is entering the second round.The following teams survived thefirst round: Tekes, Delta Tau Delta,.^igma Nu, Phi Delta Theta. Phitiamma Delta. Pi Lambda Phi, DeltaUpsilon, S. -A. h'., Psi l\, and PhiPlaza 6300THEHOTEL Kappa .Sigma.Horseshoe ScheduleWednesday, Oct. 243:3()—Singles.4:00—Douf)les.•A. Fps Pi^—3 teams; Phi Kap Psi,6 teams; Tau Delta Phi, 3 teams;Macs, 4 teams; Phi Gamma, 3 teams;.Alpha Delts, 1 team; Phi Kap Sig,3 teams.NEWEVANS61st Street andRatesPer Week Evans AvenueNOW OPENand upSpecial Student Rates COMPLETE HOTEL SERVICEBEAUTIFULLY FURNISHEDBEST TRANSPORTATIONWhat Shakespearesays about Coca-Gila DrinkmDelicious and Refreshing3^-, HAMLETAet IIL Soene 1 ''The glass of fashionand the mould of form,the observed of allobservers''Maybe Shakespeare never knewCoca-Cola. But he couldn’t havewritten better about it if he hadtried—8 million a day—Coca-Cola hasmade the soda fountain the meetingplace of millions.Tb( CodtCoia Comptny, Atlinu, G*.IT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET 'WHERt^ IT I•ll> ■!» FAVORITES WIN INFAST INTRAMURALTOUCHBALL GAMES YEARUNGSSHOWPsi U. continued its winningstreak by overwhelming the Dekes36-6. Exceptional teamwork by thePsi U’s teatured the game. Coch¬ran made the lonely touchdown forthe Dekes.Phi Kap Psi with but 15 secondsto play in the second overtime periodpassed 35 yards behind the Chi Psigoal for the winning touchdown.Final score, Phi Psi 6; Chi Psi 0.Macs Swamp OpponentsRemarkable short pass work of theMacs and their faultless defense com¬pletely baffled the Delta Sigma Phiteam. The final score was Macs 66;Delta Sigs 0. White of the Macscaught four passes which netted fourtouchdowns.The Phi Gammas and the TauDelta Phis played a tight game. Bothteams pla)"ed an air tight defensegame. Davis of the Tau Delts madea beautiful drop kick from the forty-yard dine in the last play of the firsthalf to score the winning points. Finalscore: Tau Delta Phi 3, Phi GammaDelta 0.A. E. P.’s Come ThruThe .A. K. Pi’s displayed a revamp¬ed team yesterday by defeating the.^.Ipha Delts j2 to 6. Holt threw along pass which netted the AlphaDelts a touchdown.A. T. O. forfeited its game to theLambda Chi Alpha by failing to showup-Touchball ScheduleWednesday, October 24Law School vs. Meadville.Hitchcock Hall vs. Juniors.Phi Sig Delta vs. Phi Kappa Sigma.TARPON TESTS TOBE HELD FOR WOMENWomen of the L'niversity who arcinterested in swimming may pass theentrance test to Tarpon club duringany o])en hour in a period which be¬gan Monday, October 22 and which Icjids I'riday, November 2. |Women who wish to take the testare asked to sign up opposite a dateon the calendar which is posted in thebasement of Ida Noyes hall. i SKILL IN HOLMNCVARSnr AHACKSCrippled Players WorkingInto Shape forPurdueTwo varsity teams took the offen¬sive against the freshmen last nightin a long scrimmage and displayedconsiderable strength. The freshmenoffered stubborn resistance and attimes smeared the efforts of the var¬sity backs.Invalids ImprovingCoach Stagg’s cripples are fastrounding into shape. With the pos¬sible exception of Leyers, whose con¬dition is still questionable, most of theinjured veterans will be ready for thePurdue fray. Mendenhall contractedan infection in his leg early this week,but the danger of the infectionspreading has been localized, so thathe should be in fairly good shape Sat¬urday. Raysson, another veteran whoa terrific amount of punishment, isnursing himself to be in the openinglineup. Cassle, Weaver, and VanNice, are alsq expected to be in con¬dition to play.Many ScrimmagesIn the meanwhile the Maroons areabsorbing plenty of practice tor theirthird conference tilt. With most ofthe line in presentable shape, scrim¬mages are the order of the week, andthe Maroons are determined to befully prepared for the Boilmaker in¬vasion. In the last two workouts, thevarsity made a good showing in hold¬ing the freshmen, but there is stillmuch to he hoped for in the Ma¬roon camp.Captain Weislow’s condition ren¬ders it impossible for him to breakinto the Purdue game, although thereis some hope that he may he readyfor the Wisconsin and Illinois games.A Corps of Talented EntertainersRALPH WONDERS and GRACE KAY WHITE—Society Ball Room Dancers, Direct from theAmbassador Hotel, Atlantic City.CECILE LEHMAN—Prima Donna.RUTH PRYOR—Dainty Danseuse.Director of Entertainment—RALPH WONDERS.Nightly, 6 P. M. to Closing.Don’t Miss College Night!Every FridaySpecial Features — Novelties — SurprisesGet Up a PartyReservations:Randolph 5419 > DearbornYUPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER. 24. 1928THE CONVENT OF THE GUNSOur clean curved mouths are coldand dead.Our polished skin is marred.Our tawny thighs are thick with dirt,Dinted, cut and scarred;Our day is done! But once!Our open mouths blazed DeathscaressOur tongues with steel were tipped!.■\h! Bitter spinsters were we thenAs we slashed and cut and ripped:Our youth was filled with loversAll laughing, joyous boysWho stroked our slim, proud beautyTheir latest, deadly toys.Then clean and fresh and polishedWe went forth with the DeadThe living, lovely, happy ladsWhose last touch, dyed us red . .But supplanted like all harlotsBy the newer fresher oneWe turned to rest and quietAs our kind have always done.With a printed tag about oPr throatsTo inform our lovers’ sonsWe’re an Ordnance ExhibitionThe Convent of the Guns!El Tigre. BEGIN I. M. DEBATESTONIGHT; SPONSOREDBY STUDENT UNION(Continued from page 1)D, Reynolds club. At their nexti meeting they will thresh out thequestion “Resolved that the Volsteadact be modified to permit lightwines and beer.”The Oxford style of debate is fol¬lowed at these discussions, therebypermitting every one present to ex¬press his opinions on the subject.These meetings are open to all^students of the University. Continue Teas forGraduate Students“C” MEN STRIVE FORBI-WEEKLY SHAVESAND OLDER CLOTHES(Continued from page 1)does not believe in looking sloppyon campus,—especially at a co-edu-cational institution. Vin Libby says.“I don’t think much of the idea.How are you going to get a Jatpwhen you stand in front of Cobblooking like death on a bicycle?” Continuing the plan formulatedlast year the graduate students ofthe department of Romance lan¬guages meet four times a week at4 in their room in Wieboldt hall foran informal tea and social hour.There is no set program but the timeis given over to general conversa¬tion.The organization is self-support¬ing and the planning and servdng ofthe teas is the w'ork of the studeiitsthemselves. The serving of teas bythe several departments has beendiscontinued and now all work to¬gether.A grey day today so I of coursemust cut two right worthy classesand go pipping about the Quad in agorgeously stiff cavalry slicker,whistling “La Golendria and think¬ing mightily of other climes. It paysto travel, you also pay to travel. Afew lines more. Praise be unto .\llah!TO G. M.For two long secondsYou looked at meWith utter indignation.Just because I found a spotAs vulnerable as Achille s heel.Perhaps, you did not know—But yet your eyes said.“Damn you, keep the secret.And so for one brief moment.1 rumpled up your hair.And fold you fairy stories.And kissed your pouting lipsAs I had always dreamed of doing.But honestly.I promise you,I shall never tell a soul.That you are only a little boyPlaying at sophistication.Lady Louise.HEY!!(Vill Lady Louise appear in per-I and explain the pen and ink art)rk at the bottom of the paiiiige.Mther is ut a Chino Tiger, blindnot.KANSAS?Dear Tiger;I hear of a farm boy down in Kan¬sas who was discovered to haveeleven toes. Have you heard yetwhether or not A1 Smith is blamingthis on the Republican administrationor the farm question?Captain Absolute.WELL — SOME GIRLS!Tiger-We see a Freshman girl kissing theboy friend good-liye in the car, be¬fore goin’ to class. After which oper¬ation, one of the more seasoned in¬mates remarks that if that happenedbefore every class, he’d take four ma¬jors.Charley the Spaniard.EXPLANATIONI’d rather live in LondonWith half the world to sing toThan be a king in Land’s EndWith no one to be king to.I’d rather love a maidenThat never would be mine.Than find my love grown bitterAs the bitterest brine.Oh, it s through the things I’d ratherdoYou see me as I am,And if you find me bold, it is be¬causeI do not give a damn.The Gentleman in Black.‘After all—Being graceful is notart cultivated by large youths.”THE BLIND TIGER.J TAKE LECTURE NOTES IN ,.ouEUse Owen ABC ShorthandEasy to Learn — Easy to Write —Easy to ReadCircular on RequestANNETTE E. FOTH53$ S. Dearborn St. Room 1003Harrison 1747or1460 E. 67th St. SANDWICHSHOP"& GRILLJoin Your Fellow Students—HERE—Club Breakfasts 15c and up.Luncheon 45c Dinner 65cSTEAKS CHOPS1208 E. Gist StreetBetween W'oodlawn and KimbarkS. 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Liberal commissionpaid. .A.pply at C. & G. office, Lex¬ington Hall, after 2:30.FOR S.ALE—Muskrat coat likenew, $75.00; Electric Radio $40.00.Hyde Park 7006.Dance at The Drake- - in the - -LANTERN ROOMto the entrancing tunes ofBOBBY MEEKER AND HIS ORCHESTRA(A Benson Organization)INFORMAL WEEK NIGHTSFormal Parties in the Main Dining Room SaturdaysDirection Gladys Andes For reservations phoneSuperior 2200SPECIAL VERNE BUCK PARTY ON ARMISTICEEVE, SATURDAY, NOV. 10, 1928(This will be the first appearance of Verne Buck and hisOrchestra outside of the theatre this season).BROADCASTING the Windfold TestGraham M^^Namee/announcingBrand No. l . . . “doesn’t appealto me Brand No. 2 . . . **we’ll waste notime over this ” Brand No. 3 .. . “as smooth as awinter broadcast ” Brand No. 4 “full of static. . . No. 3 wins!”On the afternoon of July 24th, Graham McNamee, in thepresence of responsible witnesses, made the blindfold test beforethe microphone. A camera and a stenographer recorded the result. ■■■■■“This is Graham McNamee speak¬ing . . . broadcasting the results ofthe blindfold cigarette test. Theyare tying the blindfold around myeyes and are going to give me oneeach of the four leading brands tochoose from ... I am now smokingthe first cigarette . . . The tastedoesn’t appeal to me. It’s a bitharsh. W’e’II lay that one aside andtry No. 2 ... No, that’s worse thanthe first one. We’ll waste no timeover that... Well, here’s No.3.. * Ah, that’s different! As smooth asa broadcast on a starry winter’snight . . . Now, No. 4 . . . some¬thing wrong with this one. Don’tknow what. Seems full of static.I’ll choose No. 3.“Ladies and Gentlemen of theRadio Audience, I have just learnedthat my choice [No. 31 is an OLDGold."O P- Lorillard Co., Bat. 1760Made from the heart-leavosof the tobacco plant Wa>. you can pick themin the dark!Three types of leaves grow on thetobacco plant... coarse top-leaves.Irritating to the throat... witheredground-leaves, without taste or aro¬ma . . . and the heart-leaves, rich incool and fragrantsmokingqualities.Only the heart-leaves are used inOLD Golds. GRAHAM McNAMEE, America*! moit popular radio aportt reporter, recently reportedthe Tunney-Heeney fiRht. to which millions of radio fans all over tha world listened.OLD GOLDSMOOTHER ANP BETTER«*NOTA COUGH IN A CARLOAD*' FREE!D> >73 -O rO -<2o(/)YES!WE ARE OPEN INTHE EVENING!1311 E. 57th ST.H. P. 1690 ACOPYWHERE