300copies;Batlp iiaroon Procession circlesHooper quadrangleVol. 29. No. 13. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1928 Price Five CentsAthenaeamj speticc, Hevwood, Gawev Win AfterBy Edward H. Levi M. 7 x afBitter Fight for Class PresidenciesDemocrat?, Socialists, and Repub¬licans will gather on the campustoday to greet Alfred E. Smith. Hiscoming to the University is not theoccasion for a political rally but rath¬er for the gathering of all sorts ofuniversity folk to honour one whohas for more than twenty years de-voteil his life to public leadiu'shipand state government. Strangelyeni»ugh on tin* ctnning of this politi-I'ian. n '"i ■- will for a time lu* forgotten. an' -i- oni .--tie emotions perhnr. ar. 'ii-i-il by those nf the onp"-in" '-am ,1* will Iw In.'.t in the generald. -Po : _ : • {■• >ni‘ who lias held the-lUllll'i . I'thdeni-e till- 'll man'' yeat - .I.et a- -'.op the platitudes. Thereinilr-t IM • 1 ■> , (’ll iii-rete re.-i'iins whytin- '.i-; • M-'s mail eause-. siiii,a -'M'. Wi"- .1 jieople want to see AL SMITH REACHES CAMPLES HARRIS, TORREY, BLODGETTNAMED VICE-PRESIDENTS;GIST, RUTTER, ERICSON WINCANDIDATE WILL 'I;PRESENT BADGES tZZXZ.TD SUPPORTERS Rooters Hear ButDo Not See GameProf. Kerwm to Offer 'I'he Y. \V. ('. A. financ(‘ drivewill open ton^’■Ip with a dinner atI'l in the >; ’T. arli r of Ida .\ 'f 1' dl. Wdh I leoi . llul.e 1’ I ( -iin:..n .. oir eii1;,. he M ,ie''ol'e y’ Uf I-our eat'.-. ; mg , andlip'-v aii-panie will beand iinging inlik ’ the ■) her.Alfi.eau-elik. ”I’.avtgo!!.’Th.p.-ibfthk..d 1'. Snii'h anyway? Is it !’e•hey don’t know what h»' looksHar.ll;>. he and his picturesf'e". , p -een in the yc'arsby.I'i.' ai'e coining to sc,, a; who i.- a human being.M of impoi'tance. heM a'. I b. hind that artifi-a -Mibli. men often; . , ! (■ . \1 .-smit b i'- • III. 1 the |M..--oiilb List of University •lane .Miii'enhai ■h wil' be the nia icr 1 Tb" ’s .urn will bi inBoosters to A1 ot(*V( eereinonrning will The --esent leakersthe 11'■pe. iheific -Mandel hal’direction ot h 11\the e\ .V\. HIA. h »'A. iheand^ ■ plaii'-i and the Dili '.If -u of the (It ive. ■ .'ain-tioneil b\ (' h A. A. St >.. .■Governor .\lfieii E. Smith will be Be ! i White, p •e -idem of the V. W. ' It will be ie o<’ 1 •a.- -d tomorrowthe giie<; of the I'niversity this af- ( A., will dir i-U'; n- n ■ .t i -n of ■it Ll thr u"' ! le c' in ((*.' . of "ttei in-on between l! M n and “ • ’U'. t he dl i, 1- .1- 11 e W ' ' - wo 's o" the Mon W.M.XCj. T' (• a \ > will he*While on e-ampus the governor will a s ■elation, am r.-' 1 ‘rinule. Ilf the followed ! he v. anddistribute eamiiaign buttons ll’d (*(- iiid c-iinne w 11: ■ ! ■ e 'be . '<• ; i’ii- ' • iv ei,. : A '■ i* hi-.--.igo Ianbailee' til his sui'porlers who h <l\ I dll' ■ctloll: -o- •a "U. 'b in* i-Xpe ,1 li 1 lie \)Vi "emJoim d the ■■.'smith for I’resident1 '.ih, 'f.iiiily oi'L-anized on .•a”i; ':F.liters Hull Gate"T: ■ a..' ■ ! ' a- .\ I iT.'ci- tic’ ■ .cI i ■ .:■■ h ’ h. 11 lii .•.au-; L; - • . i-’. , ■ 1), ■■■..-.■ ;:o. : I- : ,1- . -I .a I .ijf t .reel . Smitha!.. .M . W pair n.KiL’-ht. ‘Eskimo CustomsImproved,’’ StatesProf. ThalbitzerThe idiaii’’.t. ■; i i' I o n. .-a11 a h'i;;!r.. ,,-i- ' I : IP -( nw: hi _■ i\ 't he I m\( : i \Nowsuapfci .si . ... Spence Takes Office on Six Vote Plurality^ As Narrow Margins FeatureVote In All ClassesBy Robert C. McCormackRobert Spence, Glenn Heywood. and William Garvey gainedthe presidencies of the senior, junior, and sophomore classes, re¬spectively, by perhaps the closet margins on which leaders of thethree upper classes at the University ever took office. Harriet Harris,.Alice lorrey, and Frances Blodgott were the successful candidatesfor the vice-presidencies. Virgil Gist. James Rutter, and RaymondFricson were given the apprnv'al ol their classes as treasurers. Thesecretaryship'^, which we're un 'ontested we n‘. to I'.the'l ffrignall. Rosa-iipel Hamm, and Betty Kuhns.1 he- rii' e between >pe nce an-d .b.vil-aert !or senior presidency, in\vhi< li Spe-IK e- le'd iiy a bare- u a', in e;t -.ix v -t'--. illustrated the un-U'ual inte-resi displayed in iiie- < lections the \('ar, and the unpre-I de'nte-fl .strui-''4le- lor vote.',. 1 I'e 'ace.- between jetines Rutter andi ale- ^'to' k« 1 for junior ir. .I'-ur; r .va-; ne. -ie . • i-we, Rutter winningi>\ e'ight votes. *. t - .liir tin Ml Ml-I. I hMr. I', unr Ml.i-p..M. In Zeppelin DropsCard for Rainey ! ferw '■K. . a ml i.r-■I hand-. .1 lad ■nail'I ' n,; I I; '!a ra ra r••' ' a •l.i-Ml 1 ) !■,li 1 I-.-::.-.a rdi 1'" ■ i CHAPEL TICKETSAVAILABLE NEXTMONDAY IN M-10■e.lli- cl I;Icil: withiii.-ia! . Hi,c.,d.1:tblilt ea-.■ .anc rc .-amau’' l.. seeI; t lleV are en.iliple. ! f deimiebell the iM-.iple idbe imeiT t--d i"ditii-ian mu ' b.-cipie. Tla-r.' tiret imlitietll peech; the\ ‘hi>'k pnblie rallies areelieapi'iiing, and tlie-y hate the' i.lea(if ;i previdc’it who is bivcl by thenmsses. To tlu'se )ie(iple I would say,(In not find fault with the' eiitididtite, j her of tickets wfind ftitilt with deinocrtiey. If wehtid tin autorra.-y then we wotild nothave- to eleet a pre'sident; we wotildnot have to worry abotit his English,his looks and his accent. Rut this isnot a deinoerjicy and if the peopletire' to vote' intedligenMy the'n theymust be given a chance to considerthe* issues and the personalitit's ui-|volved. .\ man who re'ftises to open¬ly state* what tire his jiolilics and 1 .Mi-miii-r .1! tfa.- ; \ w \. , a ' ,i ticket- I'.a- the (Icii.-aMi.e i e- ,of the University ehaoel ..n Man .tie-day, O.-t. Lk''^. are re.nii-ste.l to make . I'*'"appdi(-ati.ai at Harper .M 1P S.. fa'-as po-sihle, the rc|iie.-t.s of Mu' ■ iilty for ti.-kets will he tilled.I -a-..ail and 'ir'epi ..f a r-' /epi I I .^ The cn-b-r .Ieause of a 1 t ■ ’I liarra ow if/. .au'e.-i 1. * do', ab I •for the Univer ■'He* Ir -■ !■. i-ney' foe- li iv .\\'i til t T)) ‘‘ : ‘ I :n *i' ' ' ban- . hea.i. - . was tl-e, I'e.-'o;Mu* ■ r' ist oil 1- k'll. traveled m ie)'the mainHe la'eaife.ni 1,n -.pers tliaThe.-e b,The (■:trat(-d'rilill:.ii/etioii. I broil'. a’'a h:i-(11 s-ealtu'il■P' o!ll i'\ c 1 III. e.itleiad in'.r !';f. 'Wii l!! 'are pi lilted in (ire ■. •intiodiK-i-d ay draw-eiire leetare wa- \. i-aly -lide.-, o." iisielr has a -. ■ r an - . . . Close Mandel asReligious Center Election Unusuall^erhaps the most unusunl fea¬ture al'out the e lection, whichvas the first -..•ne' in which the,)f{iters all lire upper classesi the■ n t!-. SELECT RECORDERTO FILL VACANCYLEFT BY GURNEY Aft-Mil-1; I -InI o.-l■rea' ■■■-p i: ICey f-.aind 'eatill g--’ mai.■/('p|ielill w kdi^ ime. la-M r I'a O' .\:rM\\asKor students. !»(l(l tieke-ts for theiiicrnine- service and IPO for thi' af¬ternoon in'ogram will be available inthe corridor of Hai'iier lihrary, infront id' the I’resident’s otbire. on . . AI ‘M’ain in-ones eorns is no longer.Monelav at S and 1. .-\n eipial miin-i•■ a relmiile 1 oreeastePAIN IN CORNS DUETO SHOE SHRINKAGE,CHEMIST ANNOUNCEShe distributed at •r of rain," stated.John Wilson, chief che'inist for theeach of these hours. Tuition receipts ' .Milwatike*e Sewerage ('ommission. inmust be presented when the reeiuest -p ^'ocent addre'ss hetore the .-\in-'“ri-for tickets are made.UNIVERSITY COLLEGESPONSORS LECTURESThirty lectures on philosophy.scorns the views of tlie masses is not medicirte, and contemporary litera-fit to be )iresident of a democracy. | turo have been .scheduled for the au-(lovernor Smith not only has shown : tuinn (piarter public lectures series can (’hemical Soe-iely.“Chemists, in their efforts to getthe greatest service for the wearer-of shoes, recently found that abilityto forecast changes in the weather by. bie pain in one’s eorns was due toAT ART INSTITUTE the shrinkage of the leather in theshoes,” Dr. Wilson said. “The ma¬terial used in the process of tanning eerpi-r ,-t: ? ■. l n \I bike! a ;iI'.d Tii an I' i.-ipniinted a-- irtan; r. .U'd\-er-ii y .-I i n -i i-'.; i: ■! 'I'niste. : -I-1 "I.! else id! l:-(. .\ii\ i"iiiii. - 1 ,“Mr. M'iler n'lri - tity after a number ..f 'alile ('.xperii-m-i in IdWalter .1. Payne, le -Univeisity. He will ,-nc.1. Giirne\ , who retired la -t .luno af- :Iter many years of service." jThe m*w assistant recorder has at |tended the courses on "-XdininisM'a |tion in Institiilions of Hieher Edii- j.. ,, >1 iu 1- - -I k(.‘t for the Cube, iiroved th(.'V inaktcation ottered by the 1 niversdy | ‘ > > iduring the summer months for thetraining of cedlege presidi-nts. deans.'Ml! Uii:\ i rs-' ir ; d' valii-ield." --ta;.'lie I' Ilf the- -cl I' l-ederic- 1 1,' Me n , ,. I ManP. . ■ h-'\ i)'*: r. Si-'ll: iy, -v : that leetf d simultane-vvhile.' the ballot-I.'-- .I- I'.'i..;, .■! . lor .he* uth er oflices was re-, ■ i 11 • 1 • ‘ I . 1;!-u. 1-' licu I. Me- in.ii kal ■!> ■- iiist' and great rrtivityIn-, i . W , .\..-l--\' 1 'A i 1 I'f'Me '' US (lisjd i\cci l>y the variousSun.la.v n e'cni'"- a; .1 "... Liinitii'f'.l ta.-'tio.is in putting their■ - IliM na:i ; \ (• 1 e •' I'.u M 1 \ . 1■v\ ill i.i 'll 'll t'e- men m ross, the ii was no contest.-hai- .1 \ , I 1 li a ■ Ae-; , i . for tlu' ;eeretiii\In m: --1'. ca :i ship of any class,lei'e im 1 e lhati onei • ■ w > 1 !. 1- ;;"|- "Mi , ■ eaadidat<• i-.if "O: ! IS i 11 1 Ml mark. ' " ■ r a a ' ran lain A.’ ea: la.nll'aa wi!': ! la |■"ng f^-tions,,m h. ■ i ; (; -. ! . ■ n 1 i 1 ■. , " hat! ling fi.r tin- other po:-tS.■ ■ ■ ; ■ ! 1' 1' \ 1 I : . ■ i» . ;.r,. 1 .a Senior Officers Prominentiii;i (! tln-i'i-ainn:'-." : 1 e \ e ■ : :: 1-.1 \ ear r.'. ■ ■ Mr N' ■ Rohert .''''[a-re i-niif president.; ui-\"ie':; tiinisei!’ !;■ a eiinpaU:li iias lu'ld the i-ain ; "pot-light as ae 111-Id ■ - a -. B-.-am-- ol h's ir reenhii’ einl mi I he foot' .,11 team1 ,1 ' n t • ■' ■ at i-uia 1 I'l ,at ion-. for tlie -last rv,.. ' -ar He* was onelltf. Ill' M iinself for a se;i‘ in of the i-.amlio.-i’. ' '•u e;ipt:iim-y thisiaim-n:. year. He l' a ni.'^erpen: ami e; .\ : etnln. r of Owl and; ;i Delta Phi. Har-CUBE OFFERS RATETO PARTIES FORTEMPERANCE PLAYTallies nf five m' more can -eriir'liecial rate* of fifty cents per tic- rie'.l Harri-. , a ;•-!-residc-nt, is wom¬an's (‘di' ii- .if The !■■ail■• .Mai'u-in and,1 member of lii.ard "f Woman’s Or¬ganizations an.'l i:f Nu Pi .'<igma. Sheis an .-\c-h()tli.Ethel Hrignall is president of Tar¬pon and a Quadrangler. Virgil Gisthas starred on the basketball teamregistrar;officers. and other administrativeORCHESTRAL BOARDSELECTS WOMEN TOUSHER AT CONCERTSTwenty women chosen by the Or-the leather determined the degree ot j chestra! association to usher af theshrinkage.” ‘ Chicago Symphony Orchestral con tht'ir reservations far enough ahead i p,,. years, and is also one of theof tiuH*. This offer apjilies only to University’s outstanding track men.reservations, which can bo made by I Ib* is a inemher of Owl and Serpentcalling Fairfax TdTl. j. - , , . , 1 I Heywood Heads JuniorsThe next play to be in'csented by ;the Cube is a revival of “Ten Nights ; (^lonn Heywood, junior president,in a Hairoom,” which will be given ■ football sepiad. He is alsoSaturdav and Sundav under the di- burner piesident of Skull and Cres-erction of Mary Hunter. The usual He is a member of Delta Up-Cube atmosphere of beer, pretzelsand sawdust will prevail.his respect for the masses hut to¬day by coming to this university heindicate's the* place of the universityin public life. There* are so manyuniversities today that higher educa¬tion has become a mass affair. .Assuch, our universities have a tre¬mendous influence on public affairs.The visit of a presidential candidateto a univer .ity serves to verify theposition of importance which we havealways riven ourselves but whichmany people have been slow to rec¬ognize. offered by the University College at jthe Art Institute on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday evenings from (iMfito 7:45.The program remainder ofOctober includes “Spinoza,” by As¬sociate rofes.sr Edwin Arthur Hurtt;“U A. Robinson,” by Profe.ssor Per¬cy Holmes Boynton; “Sydenham,”by Professor F’ranklin Chambers Mc¬Lean; “Locke,” by Professor Ed¬ward Scribner Ames; and “JaciiitoBenavente y Martinez,” by ProfessorHayward Keniston. Woodworth ContinuesTo Distribute Maroons certs are Eugenia Beck, .Anne Ball- jing, Ruth Earnshaw, Cora Mav Ells- \\r Clworth, Harriot Harris. .Xrmos Korr. : WomCn Speakers tOMarcella Koorber. Katherine Madi- i Meet Today in Idason, Carol Marks, Helen Mitchell.Free copies of The Daily Maroon i Muriel Parker, Esther Pelican, I.oisare still being given to the fi,st ! Ritt‘’"house._Frances Stevens._Kath-hundred students who apply for themeach day at Woodworth’s book store.This service is being continued inspite of the fact that only twenty-five copies were given away the firstday. erine Stall, Elizabeth White, Edwar-da Williams and Marjorie Williani-son.The Orchestral association will no¬tify the women when they are need- “Political Melodies” will he thesubject of several extemporaneous Beta Thetatalks to be given in the north re- vice-president, is a Sophomore wom-ception room of Ida Noyes hall. Ac- Ian’s editor on The Daily Maroon. Sheiosln. Alice Toney, vice-president, isa Wyvern. Rosalind Hamm, secre¬tary, was formerly on the Cap andGown. She is a Quadrangler. JamesRutter, treasurer, is a member ofDelta Kappa Epsilon.William Garvey, sophomore presi¬dent, was treasurer of the freshmanclass last year. He is a member ofPi. Frances Blodgett,cording to Ann Levin, program chair-1 is a Phi Beta Delta. Betty Kuhns,man, the soii:'s will typify Campaign j secretary, is a Sigma. Raymondproble.ns and is.sues such as “The Ericson, Kappa Sigma, won the soph-ed, and will keep a reserve list of all ! Drinking Song” for prohibition, and { omore treasurership on the fourthi others who have applied. “Beloved” for the candidates. I ballot. */Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1928Satlg iKarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, durinK the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1897.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappt>aring in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HAI LTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCharles H. 'Good News EditorEldwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EklitorEdgar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EkiitorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarion E. White Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEP'ARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EilitotAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore Ei.itorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarettc Dawson W'omen’s EditorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon SecretaryLee Loventhal Office ManagerRobert .Mayer Downtown CopyFred Towsley Downtown Copy.Abe Blinder Local CopyRobert Shapiro Local CopyHuge -Mackenzie .Advertising Rep.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, concerts,exhibits and other campus culUiral influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military uyiit.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan. Head HousekeeperInjured in AccidentMrs. Sara Collister, the headhousekeeper of Ida Noyes hall, wasalmost run down by a speeding caryesterday morning near 63rd Streetand Langley Avenue. The car justgrazed her coat but the shock causedher to turn her ankle in attempt¬ing to step back hurriedly.i! Mrs. Collister was taken immedi-; ately to the Billings Memorial hos-! pital for treatment.! An x-ray picture was made andj it was found that Mrs. Collister hadj suffered a slight sprain. The doctor, in attendance announced that shewould be permitted to leave thehospital tomorrow'. However, it isnot expected that she will resumeher duties before Monday of nextweek. Y. W. C. A. OPENSFINANCIAL DRIVE ATBANQUET TONIGHTTHE ROLE OF AL SMITHWhen the campus greets Alfred Smith today, it will be ex¬tending a welcoming hand to a man who is, in many ways, oneof the most unique of the candidates ever to run for the highestoffice in the land.P'or the first time in history, one of the major political par¬ties has nominated for president a representative from that partof the conglomerated Americon scene that is occupied by the new¬ly-arrived, socially insignificant, foreign-born and city-bredclasses. The rise from these utterly humble beginnings in aseries of steps that include the peddling of newspapers and thewording for the interests of Tammany to the governorshi]) ofNew York state and candidacy for president of all the states isthe story of A1 Smtih, and it cannot help but compel admirationfor the man regardless of his {lersonal beliefs and convictions.Fostered throughout this meteoric rise by the powerful handof Tammany, A1 Smith has emerged as one of the country’s out¬standing personalities. Although he was mothered by a powerfuland corrupt political organization, A1 Smith’s personality has notallowed him to remain its child. Nor has he played the part of arebellious and ungrateful offspring. A1 Smith’s debt to Tammanyis great, and his dealings with that organiaztion have been sing¬ularly fair and irreproachable. In the Governor’s chair, A1 Smith,the man and the personality, has been supreme and Tammanyhas let him rule as he sow fit; but in New Fork City, in its owndomain. Smith has not attempted to super-impose his politicalleadership over that of Tammany’s. Thus has A1 Smith, whosepolitical practices and ideals as governor of New York state andwhose reform programs as candidate for president hove so fartranscended the well-known and corrupt ways of Tammany,played square with the political machine which is largely respon¬sible for his position in the country today.But there is more to the personality of A1 Smith. It is farmore reaching in its effects. It alone has forced vitality and real¬ity into what otherwise would have been another drab and ob¬scure presidential campaign terminating with the usual over¬whelmingly Republican victory. A1 Smith has made an alterna¬tive vote possible. He has taken a sharply-differentiated positionfrom the party whose alliance with big business and industrysince the Civil War has proven so profitable. Without hardlyany encouragement from the Democratic party who.se life-bloodand gumption at their lowest ebb in recent years, he has, of hisown accord, forced issues on the Republican party, compell¬ing his own party to take an antagonistic and’opposite stand to acontinuance of the policies of the party of Coolidge and Mellon.And the Democratic donkey, on the verge of completely witheringaway into a coma synonomous with Republianism, has perked upits ears, braced itself on its haunches and taken a new lease onlife thp advent of A1 Smith into the presidential campaign. (Continued from page 1)Hoppe. Members of Venita Lewis’team are Josephine Matson, InezDuke, Theresa Moreland and Bea¬trice Whitfield.Members of Betty Blair’s teamare Beatrice Roberd, Bonita Book-waiter, Viola Heitman, Gwen Mc¬Pherson, and Grace McLaughlin. OnKatharyn Kellog’s team are AdelaideMcLin, Dorothy Shuman, VirginiaPatten. Marian Cook, and CalistaJackson. Members of Lucia Dow’n-ing’s team are: Lucille Alger, LouiseConnor, Alice Von Keller, and Mar¬jorie Bevans. Members of HelenDrueck are Margaret Egan. AliceCarlson, Helen Kelleher, HelenMoore, and Rachel McNabb.Members of Harriet Hathaway’steam are Stuarta Barat, MargaretHill, Clarabell Greenw'ald, LeoneBailey and Helen Shoemacher. Mem¬ bers of Kathryn Sandmeyer’s teamare Charlotte Abbey, Mary LouiseMcPartlin, Inez Johnson, RuthSchoneman, and Ruth Wilke. Mem¬bers of Agnes Kerr’s team are RuthHerlet, Irene Rudnick, WilhelminaMulfing, Ruth Rothenburger. Mem¬bers of Gertrude Martin’s team areJanet Smith, Janna Silander, Caro¬line Apeland, Eunice Diefendorf,and Louise Killie.Members of Edith Mohn’s teamare Eleanor Christie, Mabel Erdman,Irma Frantz, Dorothy Rohloff, andCharlotte Meyer. Members of Edith Annable’s team are Margaret Simon,Irene Altheide, and Lillian Egerton.Irene Heinecke, Lillian Peterson,Members of Marjorie Tolman’s teamare Clover Flanders, Helen Griffith,Adrienne Taylor, Arline Feltham,and Grace Myers.Members of Ruth Earnshaw’s teamare Zoe Marhoefer, Marie LouiseEssendorf, Marjorie Loetscher, Dor¬othy Campbell, and Florence An¬drews. Members of Jean Searcy’steam are Ruth Bagby, Helen Dyer,Katherine Chapin, Betsey McKay,and Dorothy Harshe.BEFORE AND AFTERTHE FOOTBALL GAMEDine atWITCH KITCH INN“Where the Witchery of Good Cooking Lures”6325 WPODLAWN AVENUEhrrr (Hn DtHhipPresbyterian ChurchW'estminster ClubIt is our purpose to furnish acomradeship in the quest for theChristian Way of Life to all stu¬dents who have a Presbyterian her¬itage.G. .\shburn Koch, Pres.Ruth McNeil, Vice-Pres.Irene Altheide, Secretary.First PresbirterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy,7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services held in JohnKnox Hall, 6400 Kimbark Ave.Hyde Park Presh3rter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall Da^sMinister.11:00—Regular Service.Special student services.6:00—Tea served.6:45—Young People's .'^uciety.8:00—Regular Evening Service.Students cordiallv invited. anb 57th jSStreetOon O^den Oo^t — IHinistrcrSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1928A. M.—“The Idea of God."P. M.—Channing Club. Aleadville House. Debate onElection Issues.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester A^e. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSUNDAY, OCT. 2111:00 o’clock—Morning Worship,“Straws and Doubtful ReligiousStates.’’6 p. m.—Scrooby Club:Wm. A. Patewill will speak on“Mexico”iiOTO CHURCHIt will help you to leada better, cleaner life. Refreshments Ivntertainment The Kenwood ChurchInterdenominational.Mfrrd Lee Wilson, MinisterGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11 :00 a. m.—Morning Worship.12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWalter I’liiitius, TenorMark Love, BasoAll students arc urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEJIis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Aasociate PastorSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 19281 :00—“Better than Manna.”8:00 P. .M.—“Outliving Methuselah.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerCHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-scctarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THE.\TRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday Oct. 21, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak on“The Bridge of San Lui» Rey”and the “Belief in Providence”All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome. GOING TO CHURCHwill help you find a broaderoutlook on life. EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlavm at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:.10 a. in.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. ni.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eiichiyist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. ni.—Evensong. .Address..Ml students are welcome. Dailyservices.• • •The Church ofThe RedeemerKth and BlarkatonaREV. JOHN HENRY HOF KINS. D. O..5550 Blackatone Ave.University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. iJi'WiierAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 am.and, (ixct-pt v3r(I Suiuia\,-.) at 9:15a. in., also with scniMii at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. Ill..Stiuleiit'. cspriially welcome.Daily cli.ipd .'trvii'c every week(lav.St. Paul’s ChurchSOth and OowheaterI’ariiih Offire; 4946 Dorohtatcr Avanu.TrI. Oakland 3135Ri;\'. (il-.ORCl'. D. THOMASRev. I'r.iiik JC Mv'T-Kev. litis lack'. 'iiSunday ServiceaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Chprch School Service, 9:30 m.Morning Service, 11 ;00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 j>. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawa Ave.Norris L. Tibbetts^ MinisterSUNDAY, OCTOBER 2111 a. in.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hoar.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groapo.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 19289:45—Sunday School.Morning 11 o’clock—“Roots and Fruits.”5:30 P. M.—Epworth League.7:45 P. M.—“The Church’s Stake in the Coming Election.”Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Eldward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise. Director of Music and EducationSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1928Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—By Rev. Stephen I. Corey.Dedication of Disciples Divinity House at 3 o’clock.Address by Dr. Herbert L. Willett.Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—Dr. Thurstone of the Dept, of Psy¬chology on “Measuring Attitudes.”THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1928 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEWNotes on Society and the Arts for the Well-InformedTHE LONG LEASHOFF THE PRESS“NEVER GO BACK”By George Boo, Herpe rand Bros.,1926.Reviewed by Anne LevinAs a “pungent satire f universitylife,” NEVER GO BACK utterlyfails to reach its mark. It is not asatire; it is a rather poorly done bur¬lesque. Both the characters and ac¬tion are over drawn to the point ofabsurdity. None of the leading char¬acters, most of them professors, arequite human. Neither are they nat¬ural, as witness: “He collapsed uponthe piano stool, bent his head andthrust his long fingers into his hair,opening and closing them as if inconvulsions." And all this agony overwhat? Someone, gentle reader hadcoldly remarked that “song is vague."Occasionally there is an indicationof keen qbservation and understand¬ing, but just enough to make thereader epect something that nevermaterialized. It is as though the au¬thor were determined to keep hisbook thoroughly artificial.The novel deals with one FrancisHarper, whom the war saves from alife of utter stupidity. Fortunately,he comes back a changed man, muchto the reader’s relief. At any rate,he returns just in time to close thebook with a semblance approachingthe natural. Had the author chosento leave out Harper entirely, thebook would not have suffered muchdamage. Tillingstone and VioletHumphrys are much more promisingmaterial. Yet even their redeemingqualities are lost when they fall inlove with each other, for then theyare merely two rather silly-middle-aged lovers. And so the book yawnsto a close.“THE QUEEN’S HUSBAND"Showing at the CortReviewed by Charles GoodWith some passages based directlyon the famous Marie of Roumania’stour of the United. States, and othersintended only to suit the character ofRoland Young, “The Queen’s Hus¬band” manages to be one of themost thoroughly amusing and satis¬fying plays recently on view. It isneither so bold nor so brilliant as,say, "The Command to Love," butit is quite perfect in its own individ¬ual style.Roland Young, who has not beenhere since he acted in the gorgeouspiece ’'•'own as “The Beggar onHorseb-ck," does well by the titlerole. He makes much of the other¬wise slightly trite character of aweak-willed monarch who finally as¬serts himself. And the rest of thecast does its creditable best to sup¬port him.“The Queen’s Husband” marks thesecond noteworthy success within ayear of Robert Benchley as a play¬wright. He is remembered for “TheRoad to Rome," which proved sopopular in Chicago last year. Bench-ley has succeeded in proving the fal¬sity of the adage that critics cannever be authors, even where sucheminents as William Archer havefailed before him.That “The Road to Rome" was nofreak success has been proven by“The Queen’s Husband," which easi¬ly takes a place among the best playsof the year, in the ranks of lightcomedy. It is not a great play, butit is a good one, and one worth see¬ing.Political LeadersTo Talk Tuesday“Meet six prominent speakersof the three largest political par¬ties, personally, and hear theirspeeches on one of the most vi¬tal questions of the day, Tues¬day night at 8:30 in Mandel hall,"is the invitation of the UniversityLeague of W’omen Voters. Eachof the parties will be representedby two speakers. The PoliticalScience club is cooperating withthe league.Dinner will be served at 6:30 atthe Quadrangle club, and an op¬portunity will be offered to meetthese distinguished guests. Jettica Sterling NorthON THE BOARDS“MY MARYLAND”“My Maryland," presented at theGreat Northern by Messrs. Shubert,the very latest operetta, is supposedto rival “The Student Prince’’ and“Rose Marie." However, the play hasits weaknesses.No one doubts the fact that OlgaCooke has a powerful and charmingvoice—she has sung nine times aweek for the last seven weeks as nasnot yet been heard off pitch—andshe is rather sweet, but she is notgood looking, and when she sobs,her whole body shakes as if she weretrying to control her mirth. The partof Barbara does not become her aswell as the prima donna in “The Stu¬dent Prince.”Nathaniel Wagner, the male lead,playing the part of the “Yankee reb¬el,” is a fair actor, but has a veryweak voice. He leads the song hitof the show, “My Maryland," inquite an impressive manner, but hisvoice cannojt be heard alone, letalone with the male chorus. He isonly passable as a lover.Southern humor cannot really beappreciated by one living north ofthe Mason and Dixon line, sincethere are no points to the jokes, butGeorge Rosenor, the comedian, doesmanage to draw a few laughs.Th stage is set quite appropriatelyfor the south, the costumes lookfresh and in tone with the scene, andtlTe lighting effects are harmoniouswith the rest. Taken as a whole, onecannot very highly praise the play.The heroine is not good looking, thehero can’t sing, the jokes are flat,and the sob scene put sone in a hil¬arious mood.Temperance PlayContinues Run atNew Art Theatre“Ten Nights in a Bar Room,” willbe presented again Saturday andSunday evenings at 8 under the au¬spices of the Cube at 1538 East 57thStreet,In an attempt to enable the audi¬ence to appreciate the spirit of theproduction, the Cube managementhas provided for beer, pretzels, amdfree lunch as atmoshere and nour¬ishment. Sawdust will be sprinkledon the floor to heighten the atmo¬spheric effect.Teh play was presented last year,but arrangements were made for ashowing after numerous requestsfrom the student body. “Ten Nightsin a Bar Room” is a temperanceplay, the adaptation being made byWilliam Pratt.Among those in the rather largecast are John Jansen, Darthea Owen'and Constance Weinberger. MissWeinberger will sing that plaintiveplea for the return of a long erringfather, “Father, Dear Father, ComeHome With Me Now,” and otherp^'pular ballads of 1860. “Frankieand Johnnie" being one of the brightlights of her interpretations.The play is costumed by Mrs. Lou¬ise Brackett Bishop, whose collectionof costumes characteristic of the latenineteenth century period are secondto none, according to Mary Hunter,of the play. Mrs. Brackett also cos¬tumed the production, “East Lynne,”which was given last year under MissHunter’s direction. Every critic has a right to his ownopinion. It is a little early to pre¬dict, but a rather intelligent minor¬ity are already epecting a short lifefor Vachael Lindsay and Edna Mil-lay. The few thousand readers ofpoetry are beginning to assert theirright to select poetry which actuallyepresses something akin to their owndesires. They are growing exception¬ally weary of the Virginians andsyncopation on the one hand, and fe¬male poetry with a romantic casteon the other. Nor are they apt to bebribed with a Buck in the Snow.But here, if a mere undergradu¬ate will be allowed to voice his opin¬ion, is a poet with the ear-marks ofmajority. One who has watched theprogress of Jessica Nelson North maystill be surprised at the attainmentof her first important volume. Thestrong, simple, language devoid ofthe least hint of embroidery is rein¬forced by a strong and simple phil¬osophy, expressed objectively in thelines:“Not yet the sated heart can under¬standWhy plenty sickens in the mouth ofwant ....’’This is in rather sharp contrast toher earlier book which was a littletoo bitter and bright, and not quitemature.But in this volume there remainsno doubt that she has arrived. Thebeauty is inherent not applied, andthe technique springs from thethought as gravefully^as birches risefrom burnt-over woodlands. Nor isthere a lack of those hitherto unob¬served but pertinent details so essen¬tial to any art and particularly toporraiture. I know of no characterstudy in modern lyric poetry whichexcells her poem “As One Invulner¬able" unless it is “Robinson’s” Min¬ever Cheevy.I knew a man who met tomorrowWith hard, indifferent repose—Buttoned his coat around his sorrowAnd walked unarmed among his foes.(For foes he has and foes a-plentyWho will not lay his wound apart,And show the world for five andtwentyThe crucifixtion of his heart.)He stood at his deserted windowAnd would not put a candle there;With dagger-pointed innuendoThe cheated public paused to stare.Or boldly thrusting, fled affrightedLest they do battle with a shade.When through his sinews, unrequitedWhistled the sharp, offensive blade.Conrad Aiken has said that a majorpoetry is impossible in this modernskeptical world of ours. He pointsout that all major poetry in thepast has been built on common be¬lief, common philosophy and com¬mon hopes. “But what,” he asks, “dowe believe in this day of revolution¬ary theories?" Science has been sug¬gested as a common basis on whichwe may all meet; but science is toocold and too unassimilated for aes¬thetic expression. There still re¬mains the emotions relatively un¬changed and unchanging, but theyhave been done to an untimely deathwith too much talk of getting and ofgiving.It is out of these last two, how¬ever that Miss North (Mrs. R. I.MacDonald) builds her art. On read¬ing her poem “Hensel” I can con¬cede assimilation to mathematics ifto none of the younger sciences.Hensel the draughtsman plied a sup¬ple wristWith flying arc and circle counter-posed.Could make a miracle with one sharptwistOf thumb and pencil.One dayThe God Mathmatikos accosted Hen¬selOut of th6 upper air:‘Good fellow, who supposedSuch figures to exist? Surely not I, and you must beawareThat I myself perform the chasteobstetricThat liberates contortions geometric.‘No doubt you mean no harm. Buthave a care!The bounds of possibility are brittleAnd you, I think, are stretching thema little’.Hensel, who heard.Took up his pencil, trimmed andlightning shod.And made without a wordA shape so out of reason that the godTurned pale and fled.Throughout the whole book thereis a delightful harmony of the intel¬lectual and the emotional, expressedin music as diverse as the thoughtwith it. , vements the trans-tions may scarcely be detected. Nordoes she confine herself to any cer¬tain type of melody:Their rags twitter in the hot windLike locusts in the harvest.or again with mild thunder:Temple of God, in vain despoilerssought youIn that far house where pleasure wasyour masterBefore the image of an old disasterSped us abroad.This is not merely smooth verifica¬tion. Here is true spirit and strength.J. C. Squire, editor of the Lon¬don Mercury recently wrote of thisauthor, “Her work has all the tight¬ness and lucid beauty of Emily Dick¬enson, and Adalaid Crapsey withnone of their dangerous tendencies.”As early as 1924 which was the dateof the publication of her first volumeEunice Tietjens spoke of her as “themost promising of our youngerpoets."It is suggestive that the Englishanthologies have published her workmuch oftener than the American.Technique here in this country issomewhat without lineage and tradi¬tion. But one does not need to readthis entire volume to realize that thesubject matter is as thoroughly mid-western as Sandburg or any other.Few of the poems have the robust,gun-toting metropolis but Wisconsinis expressed as none but GlenwayWescott has expressed it.The Irish poet George W. Russel(A. E.) has done a sketch of MissNorth for'a frontispiece which oughtnot to hurt the sale of the book.Republican SpeakerPicturesque FigureCongressman Albert W. Jefferisof Nebraska, who will speak for theUniversity Hcover-Curtis Club Wed¬nesday in Mandel hall, is one of themost picturesque figures in th busyoffices of the Republican Nationalcom.nittee. While he is the busiestspeaker of the local bureau, he givesan impression of astounding leisure.He slouches into the office—lightshis inevitable pipe, and begins totalk, in a smooth flow of words,tumbling lazily through the click oftypewriters, the tap of telegraphwires, the bustle of footsteps andvoices. His talk is the American sagathe voice of a nation.Jeceris makes you think of MarkTwain—for his understanding, hislaughter, and his ability to tell tallstories with a perfecty sober face.Perhaps his profession has somethingto do with that—he’s a lawyer.When he was asked whether he’dlike to come out to the Universityto make a speech to the studnets,Jefferis stared solemnly at his ques¬tioner,“I never make speeches,” he said.The Questioner became imploring,“Please Mr. Jefferis, you know youhave been making speeches for theCommittee, and we’ll pack MandelHall to hear you!’’“I never make speeches," repeat¬ed Jefferis stubbornly. Then he brpkeinto his suddn chuckle “but I’d likedamn well to come out and talk." TOUCHDOWN!TRIAMONTOMORROWSAT. OCT. XOABELYMANand His Red Hot Selwyn Theatre“GOOD NEWS”ORCHESTRAThe Added Attraction for theMIDNITE FROLIC8:30 — DANCE — 2 A, M.Alternating withWAYNE KINGand his Peerless OrchestraAMERICA’S2—GREATEST-2DANCE BANDS- ■ - AND - - -CARNIVALFun Makers - NoisemakersBalloonsLOTS OF DANCING8:30 UNTIL 2 A. M.Plaza 6300THE NEWHOTEL EVANS61st Street and Evans AvenuePer Week NOW OPENdJQ COMPLETE HOTEL SERVICEBEAUTIFULLY FURNISHEDand up best transportationSpecial Student RatesPage Two(Flt0 iatlg iiaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1897.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this p, t.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDO^FFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENEdwin Levin News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorWOMENHarriet HathawayRosalind GreenJ. Aidean GibboneyFrances A. Blodgett Junior EditorFeature EditorSophomore EditorMarion E. White Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. 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Adoption of a deferred fraternity ayid club rushing plan.THE ROLE OF AL SMITHWhen the campus greets Alfred Smith today, it will be ex¬tending a welcoming hand to a man who is, in many ways, oneof the most unique of the candidates ever to run for the highestoffice in the land.For the first time in history, one of the major political par¬ties has nominated for president a representative from that partof the conglomerated Americon scene that is occupied by the new-;ly-arrived, socially insignificant, foreign-born and city-bredclasses. The rise from these utterly humble beginnings in aseries of steps that include the peddling of newspapers and thewording for the interests of Tammany to the governorship ofNew York state and candidacy for president of all the states isthe story of A1 Smtih, and it cannot help but compel admirationfor the man regardless of his personal beliefs and convictions.Fostered throughout this meteoric rise by the powerful hand jof Tammany, A1 Smith has emerged as one of the country’s out¬standing personalities. Although he was mothered by a power^'ul;and corrupt political organization, A1 Smith’s personality has not |allowed him to remain its child. Nor has he played the part of a irebellious and ungrateful offspring. A1 Smith’s debt to Tammany *is great, and his dealings with that organiaztion have been sing¬ularly fair and irreproachable. In the Glovernor’s chair, A1 Smith,the man and the personality, has been supreme and Tammanyhas let him rule as he sow fit; but in New York City, in its owndomain. Smith has not attempted to super-impose his politicalleadership over that of Tammany’s. Thus has A1 Smith, w’hosepolitical practices and ideals as governor of New York state andwhose reform programs as candidate for president hove so fartranscended the well-known and corrupt ways of Tammany,played square with the political machine which is largely respon¬sible for his position in the country today.But there is more to the personality of A1 Smith. It is farmore reaching in its effects. It alone has forced vitality and real¬ity into what otherwise would have been another drab and ob¬scure presidential campaign terminating with the usual over¬whelmingly Republican victory. A1 Smith has made an alterna¬tive vote possih)le. He has taken a sharply-differentiated positionfrom the party whose alliance with big business and industrysince the Civil War has proven so profitable. Without hardlyany encouragement from the Democratic party whose life-bloodand gumption at their lowest ebb in recent years, he has, of hisown accord, forced issues on the Republican party, compell¬ing his own parly to take an antagonistic and‘opposite stand to acontinuance of the policies of the party of Coolidge and Mellon.And the Democratic donkey, on the verge of completely witheringaway into a coma synonomous with Republianism, has perked upits ears, braced itself on its haunches and taken a new lease onlife since the advent nf A1 Smith into the presidential campaign. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 19, 1928Head HousekeeperInjured in AccidentMrs. Sara Collister, the headhousekeeper of Ida Noyes hall, wasalmost run down by a speeding caryesterday morning near 63rd Streetand Langley Avenue. The car justgrazed her coat but the shock causedher to turn her ankle in attempt¬ing to step back hurriedly.Mrs. Collister was taken immedi¬ately to the Billings Memorial hos¬pital for treatment.An x-ray picture was made andit was found that Mrs. Collister hadsuffered a slight sprain. The doctorin attendance announced that shewould be permitted to leave thehospital tomorrow. However, it isnot expected that she will resumeher duties before Monday of nextweek. Y. W. C. A. OPENSFINANCIAL DRIVE ATBANQUET TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)Hoppe. Members of Venita Lewis’team are Josephine Matson, InezDuke, Theresa Moreland and Bea¬trice Whitfield.Members of Betty Blair’s teamare Beatrice Roberd, Bonita Book-waiter, Viola Heitman, Gwen Mc¬Pherson, and Grace McLaughlin. OnKatharyn Kellog’s team are AdelaideMcLin, Dorothy Shuman, VirginiaPatten. Marian Cook, and CalistaJackson. Members of Lucia Down¬ing’s team are: Lucille Alger, LouiseConnor, Alice Von Keller, and Mar¬jorie Bevans. Members of HelenDrueck are Margaret Egan, AliceCarlson, Helen Kelleher, HelenMoore, and Rachel McNabb. IjMembers of Harriet Hathaway’s !team are Stuarta Barat, Margaret jHill, Clarabell Greenwald, Leone |Bailey and Helen Shoemacher. Mem- , bers of Kathryn Sandmeyer’s teamare Charlotte Abbey, Mary LouiseMePartlin, Inez Johnson, RuthSchoneman, and Ruth Wilke. Mem¬bers of Agnes Kerr’s team are RuthHerlet, Irene Rudnick. WilhelminaMulfing, Ruth Rothenburger. Mem¬bers of Gertrude Martin’s team areJanet Smith, Janna Silander, Caro¬line Apeland, Eunice Diefendorf,and Louise Killie.Members of Edith Mohn’s teamare Eleanor Christie, Mabel Erdman,Irma Frantz, Dorothy Rohloff, andCharlotte Meyer. Members of Edith Annable’s team are Margaret Simon,Irene Altheide, and Lillian Egerton.Irene Heinecke, Lillian Peterson,Members of Marjorie Tolman’s teamare Clover Flanders, Helen Griffith,Adrienne Taylor, Arline Feltham,and Grace Myers.Members of Ruth Earnshaw’s teamare Zoe Marhoefer, Marie LouiseEssendorf, Marjorie Loetscher, Dor¬othy Campbell, and Florence An¬drews. Members of Jean Searcy’steam are Ruth Bagby, Helen Dyer,Katherine Chapin, Betsey McKay,and Dorothy Harshe.BEFORE AND AFTERTHE FOOTBALL GAMEDine atWITCH KITCH INN“Where the Witchery of Good Cooking Lures’’6325 WPODLAWN AVENUEWfm ®0 WoxBhjxpan& 57th jSStreetOon Ogden Vogt — ministerSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 19281 1 A. M.—"The Idea of God."6 P. M.—Channing Club. .Meadville House. Debate onElection Issues.T^Presb3rterian ChurchW'estminster ClubIt is our purpose to furnish acomradeship in the quest for theChristian Way of Life to all stu¬dents who have a Presbyterian her¬itage.G. Ashburn Koch, Pres,Ruth McNeil, Vice-Pres.Irene Altheide, Secretary.First Presb3rteriaiiChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service* atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy,7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services held in JohnKnox Hall, 6400 Kimbark Ave.Hyde Park Pre8h3rter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall Da\08Minister.11:00—Regular Service.Special student services.6:00—Tea served.6:45—Young People’s Society.8:00—Regular Evening Service.Students cordially invited.TO CHURCHIt will help you to leada better, cleaner life. Hyde Park Congrega-tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and S6lh St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSUNDAY. OCT. 2111:00 o'clock—Morning Worship,“Straws and Doubtful ReligiousStates.’’6 p. m.—Scrooby Club:Wm. A. Patewill will speak on“Mexico”Refreshments EntertainmentCHICAGO ETHICALSOCIETYA non-sectarian, religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday Oct. 21, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak on“The Bridge of San Lui* Rey”and the “Belief in Providence”All seats free. Visitors cordiallywelcome. The Kenwood ChurchInterdenominational•Mfred Lee Wilson, MinisterGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWalter P(>ntiu.>, TenorMark Love, BasoAil shulents are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesGOING TO CHURCHwill help you find a broaderoutlook on life. EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlavm at 6SthThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. Ill.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist orMatins and Sermon.5:30 p. ni.—F.vetisong. .\ddress..\11 students arc welcome. Dailyservices.• • •The Church ofThe RedeemerMth and Blarkaton*REV. JOHN HENRY HOFEJNS. D. O..5550 Blackstone Ava.University Student Pastor:Rev. W. C. DiovnerAssistantSunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (excejtt 3rd Sniulaysi at 9:15a. Ill., also with sermon at 11 a. ni.(.horal Evensong and sermon,7:30 p. m.Students especially welcome.Daily chapel serviee every weekday.* • •St. Paul’s ChurchSOth and Dovchratarr*ri»h Office: 4946 Durcheatar AvanurTel. Oakland 3186Ki;\'. (iKoRiii-: n. thom.\sRe\. I'r.'iiik IT M>er-I'tev. ( )tis 1'. Jaek IIISunday ServiceaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Chprch School Service, 9:30 .1. m.Morning Service, 11 :00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young People*’ Society, 6 jk m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawa Av.Norris L. Tibbetts^ MinisterSUNDAY, OCTOBER 2111 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young People* Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hoar.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groapa.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell. Associate PastorSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1928I 1 :00—"Better than Manna. ”8:00 P. M.—"Outliving Methuselah. ”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 19289:45—-Sunday School.Morning 11 o’clock—“Roots and Fruits.’’5:30 P. M.—Epworth League.7:45 P. M.—“The Church’s Stake in the Coming Election.”Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and EducationSUNDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1928Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—By Rev. Stephen I. Corey.Dedication of Disciples Divinity House at 3 o’clock.Address by Dr. Herbert L. Willett.Wranglers 5:30 P. M.—Dr. Thurstone of the Dept, of Psy¬chology on "Measuring Attitudes.”THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 19, 1928 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEWNotes on Society and the Arts for the Well-InformedTHE LONG LEASHOFF THE PRESS“NEVER GO BACK”By George Eoct, Harpe rand Bros.,1926.Reviewed by Anne LevinAs a “pungent satire f universitylife,” NEVER GO BACK utterlyfails to reach its mark. It is not asatire; it is a rather poorly done bur¬lesque. Both the characters and ac¬tion are over drawn to the point ofabsurdity. None of the leading char¬acters, most of them professors, arequite human. Neither are they nat¬ural, as witness: “He collapsed uponthe piano stool, bent his head andthrust his long fingers into his hair,opening and closing them as if inconvulsions.” And all this agony overwhat? Someone, gentle reader hadcoldly remarked that "song is vague.”Occasionally there is an indicationof keen qbservation and understand¬ing, but just enough to make thereader epect something that nevermaterialized. It is as though the au¬thor were determined to keep hisbook thoroughly artificial.The novel deals with one FrancisHarper, whom the war saves from alife of utter stupidity. Fortunately,he comes back a changed man, muchto the reader’s relief. At any rate,he returns just in time to close thebook with a semblance approachingthe natural. Had the author chosento leave out Harper entirely, thebook would not have suffered muchdamage. Tillingstone and VioletHumphrys are much more promisingmaterial. Yet even their redeemingqualities are lost when they fall inlove with each other, for then theyare merely two rather silly-middle-aged lovers. And so the book yawnsto a close.“THE QUEEN’S HUSBAND”Showing at the CortReviewed by Charles GoodWith some passages based directlyon the famous Marie of Roumania’stour of the United. States, and othersintended only to suit the character ofRoland Young, “The Queen’s Hus¬band” manages to be one of themost thoroughly amusing and satis¬fying plays recently on view. It isneither so bold nor so brilliant as,say, “The Command to Love,” butit is quite perfect in its own individ¬ual style.Roland Young, who has not beenhere since he acted in the gorgeouspiece known as “The Beggar onHorseback,” does well by the titlerole. He makes much of the other¬wise slightly trite character of aweak-willed monarch who finally as¬serts himself. And the rest of thecast does its creditable best to sup¬port him.“The Queen’s Husband” marks thesecond noteworthy success within ayear of Robert Benchley as a play¬wright. He is remembered for “TheRoad to Rome,” which proved sopopular in Chicago last year. Bench-ley has succeeded in proving the fal¬sity of the adage that critics cannever be authors, even where sucheminents as William Archer havefailed before him.That “The Road to Rome” was nofreak success has been proven by“The Queen’s Husband,” which easi¬ly takes a place among the best playsof the year, in the ranks of lightcomedy. It is not a great play, butit is a good one, and one worth see¬ing.Political LeadersTo Talk Tuesday“Meet six prominent speakersof the three largest political par¬ties, personally, and hear theirspeeches on one of the most vi¬tal questions of the day, Tues¬day night at 8:30 in Mandel hall,”is the invitation of the UniversityLeague of Women Voters. Eachof the parties will be representedby two speakers. The PoliticalScience club is cooperating withthe league.Dinner will be served at 6:30 atthe Quadrangle club, and an op¬portunity will be offered to meetthese distinguished guests. Jessica Sterling NorthON THE BOARDS“MY MARYLAND”“My Maryland,” presented at theGreat Northern by Messrs. Shubert,the very latest operetta, is supposedto rival “The Student Prince” and“Rose Marie,” However, the play hasits weaknesses.No one doubts the fact that OlgaCooke has a powerful and charmingvoice—she ha.s sung nine times aweek for the last seven weeks as nasnot yet been heard off pitch—andshe is rather sweet, but she is notgood looking, and when she sobs,her whole body shakes as if she weretrying to control her mirth. The partof Barbara does not become her aswell as the prima donna in “The Stu¬dent Prince.”Nathaniel Wagner, the male lead,playing the part of the “Yankee reb¬el.” is a fair actor, but has a veryweak voice. He leads the song hitof the show, “My Maryland,” inquite an impressive manner, but hisvoice cannolt be heard alone, letalone with the male chorus. He isonly pa.s.sable as a lover.Southern humor cannot really beappreciated by one living north ofthe Mason and Dixon line, sincethere are no points to the jokes, butGeorge Rosenor, the comedian, doesmanage to draw a few laughs.Th stage is set quite appropriatelyfor the south, the costumes lookfresh and in tone with the scene, andtlfe lighting effects are harmoniouswith the rest. Taken as a whole, onecannot very highly praise the play.The heroine is not good looking, thehero can’t siner. the jokes are flat,and the sob scene put sone in a hil¬arious mood.Temperance PlayContinues Run atNew Art Theatre“Ten Nights in a Bar Room,” willbe presented again Saturday andSunday evenings at 8 under the au¬spices of the Cube at 1538 East 57thStreet.In an attempt to enable the audi¬ence to appreciate the spirit of theproduction, the Cube managementhas provided for beer, pretzels, amdfree lunch as atmoshere and nour¬ishment. Sawdust will be sprinkledon the floor to heighten the atmo¬spheric effect.Teh play was presented last year,but arrangements were made for ashowing after numerous requestsfrom the student body. “Ten Nightsin a Bar Room” is a temperancephy, the adaptation being made byWilliam Pratt.Among those in the rather largecast are John Jansen, Darthea Owenand Constance Weinberger. MissWeinberger will sing that plaintiveplea for the return of a long erringfather, “Father, Dear Father, ComeHome With Me Now,” and otherpopular ballads of 1860. “Frankieand Johnnie” being one of the brightlights of her interpretations.The play is costumed by Mrs. Lou¬ise Brackett Bishop, whose collectionof costumes characteristic of the latenineteenth century period are secondto none, according to Mary Hunter,of the play. Mrs. Brackett also cos¬tumed the production, “East Lynne,”which was given last year under MissHunter’s direction. Every critic has a right to his ownopinion. It is a little early to pre¬dict, but a rather intelligent minor¬ity are already epecting a short lifefor Vachael Lindsay and Edna Mil-lay. The few thousand readers ofpoetry are beginning to assert theirright to select poetry which actuallyepresses something akin to their owndesires. They are growing exception¬ally weary of the Virginians' andsyncopation on the one hand, and fe¬male poetry with a romantic casteon the other. Nor are they apt to bebribed with a Buck in the Snow.But here, if a mere undergradu¬ate will be allowed to voice his opin¬ion, is a poet with the ear-marks ofmajority. One who has watched theprogress of Jessica Nelson North maystill be surprised at the attainmentof her first important volume. Thestrong, simple, language devoid ofthe least hint of embroidery is rein¬forced by a strong and simple phil¬osophy, expressed objectively in thelines:“Not yet the sated heart can under¬standWhy plenty sickens in the mouth ofwant . . . . ”This is in rather sharp contrast toher earlier book which was a littletoo bitter and bright, and not quitemature.But in this volume there remainsno doubt that she has arrived. Thebeauty is inherent not applied, andthe technique springs from thethought as gravefully^as birches risefrom burnt-over woodlands. Nor isthere a lack of those hitherto unob¬served but pertinent details so essen¬tial to any art and particularly toporraiture. I know of no characterstudy in modern lyric poetry whichexcells her poem “As One Invulner¬able” unless it is “Robinson’s” Min¬ever Cheevy.I knew a man who met tomorrowWith hard, indifferent repose—Buttoned his coat around his sorrowAnd walked unarmed among his foes.(For foes he has and foes a-plentyWho will not lay his wound apart,And show the world for five andtwentyThe crucifixtion of his heart.)He stood at his deserted windowAnd would not put a candle there;With dagger-pointed innuendoThe cheated public paused to stare.Or boldly thrusting, fled affrightedLest they do battle with a shade.When through his sinews, unrequitedWhistled the sharp, offensive blade.Conrad Aiken has said that a majorpoetry is impossible in this modernskeptical world of ours. He pointsout that all major poetry in thepast has been built on common be¬lief, common philosophy and com¬mon hopes. “But what,” he asks, “dowe believe in this day of revolution¬ary theories?” Science has been sug¬gested as a common basis on whichwe may all meet; but science is toocold and too unassimilated for aes¬thetic expression. There still re¬mains the emotions relatively un¬changed and unchanging, but theyhave been done to an untimely deathwith too much talk of getting and ofgiving.It is out of these last two, how¬ever that Miss North (Mrs. R. I.MacDonald) builds her art. On read¬ing her poem “Hensel” I can con¬cede assimilation to mathematics ifto none of the younger sciences.Hensel the draughtsman plied a sup¬ple wristWith flying arc and circle counter-posed.Could make a miracle with one sharptwistOf thumb and pencil.One dayThe God Mathmatikos accosted Hen¬selOut of th6 upper air:‘Good fellow, who supposedSuch figures to exist?\ Surely not I, and you must beawareThat I myself perform the chasteobstetricThat liberates contortions geometric.‘No doubt you mean no harm. Buthave a care!The bounds of possibility are brittleAnd you, I think, are stretching thema little’.Hensel, who heard,Took up his pencil, trimmed andlightning shod,And made without a wordA shape so out of reason that the godTurned pale and fled.Throughout the whole book thereis a delightful harmony of the intel¬lectual and the emotional, expressedin music as diverse as the thoughtwith its eight movements the trans-tions may scarcely be detected. Nordoes she confine herself to any cer¬tain type of melody:Their rags twitter in the hot windLike locusts in the harvest.or again with mild thunder:Temple of God, in vain despoilerssought youIn that far house where pleasure wasyour masterBefore the image of an old disasterSped us abroad.This is not merely smooth verifica¬tion. Here is true spirit and strength.J. C. Squire, editor of the Lon¬don Mercury recently wrote of thisauthor, “Her work has all the tight¬ness and lucid beauty of Emily Dick¬enson, and Adalaid Crapsey withnone of their dangerous tendencies.”As early as 1924 which was the dateof the publication of her first volumeEunice Tietjens spoke of her as “themost promising of our youngerpoets.”It is suggestive that the Englishanthologies have published her workmuch oftener than the American.Technique here in this country issomewhat without lineage and tradi¬tion. But one does not need to readthis entire volume to realize that thesubject matter is as thoroughly mid-western as Sandburg or any other.Few of the poems have the robust,gun-toting metropolis but Wisconsinis expressed as none but GlenwayWescott has expressed it.The Irish poet George W. Russel(A. E.) has done a sketch of MissNorth for'a frontispiece which oughtnot to hurt the sale of the book.Republican SpeakerPicturesque FigureCongressman Albert W. Jefferisof Nebraska, who will speak for theUniversity Hoover-Curtis Club Wed¬nesday in Mandel hall, is one of themost picturesque figures in th busyoffices of the Republican Nationalcommittee. While he is the busiestspeaker of the local bureau, he givesan impression of astounding leisure.He slouches into the office—lightshis inevitable pipe, and begins totalk, in a smooth flow of words,tumbling lazily through the click oftypewriters, the tap of telegraphwires, the bustle of footsteps andvoices. His talk is the American sagathe voice of a nation.Jeceris makes you think of MarkTwain—for his understanding, hislaughter, and his ability to tell tallstories with a perfecty sober face.Perhaps his profession has somethingto do with that—he’s a lawyer.When he was asked whether he’dlike to come out to the Universityto make a speech to the studnets,Jefferis stared solemnly at his ques¬tioner.“I never make speeches,” he said.The Questioner became imploring,“Please Mr. Jefferis, you know youhave been making speeches for theCommittee, and we’ll pack MandelHall to hear you!”“I never make speeches,” repeat¬ed Jefferis stubbornly. Then he brokeinto his suddn chuckle “but I’d likedamn well to come out and talk.”Ssas.ss^* i K- TOUCHDOWN!TRIANONTOMORROWSAT. OCT. 20ABELYMANand His Red Hot Selwyn Theatre“GOOD NEWS’’ORCHESTRAThe Added Attraction for theMIDNITE FROLIC8:30 — DANCE — 2 A. M.Alternating withWAYNE KINGand his Peerless OrchestraAMERICA’S2—GREATEST-2DANCE BANDS- -.AND -. -CARNIVALFun Makers - NoisemakersBalloonsLOTS OF DANCING8:30 UNTIL 2 A. M.Plaza 6300THE NEWHOTEL EVANS61st Street and Evans AvenuePef wLk NOW OPEN$9and upSpecial Student Rates COMPLETE HOTEL SERVICEBEAUTIFULLY FURNISHEDBEST TRANSPORTATIONPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 19, 1928YEAH! IT WUZ NISEN’ yesterday we had our first, ourvery first roto section in the Ma¬roon. Weren’t you just thrilled toDEATH? All those LOVELY pic¬tures of the big strong ice men box¬ing! Gosh. But let’s do it right!Isn’t there a ship rail somewhere thatthe Chicago women can sit on n’cross their legs? W’^e know our roto¬gravure !Military EpisodeDear Blind Tiger:It seems that Lt. Norman wuz sit-tin’ in his office when a frosh comesin.“Are you the horse officer?” sezhe.“Yep!” sez tha Lieutenant,“I wanna play polo,” sez tha Frosh.“Yep?” sez tha Lieutenant.“Yep.” sez tha Frosh.“Have yuh signed up for mili¬tary?” sez the Loot.“Nope” sez tha Frosh.“Tha H..,!” sez tha Lieutenant.“Yep.” sez tha Frosh.—Sargint F. A. Unit. ised us everything! Ten more cuts aquarter Two majors apiece for ev¬erything! No more pinkWhoops! We were going to vote forhim....we know hez tha best manfor the job. An’ now, we can’t.Much as we feel it, we can’t. Such’orrible taste in neckwear. Al! Al!How couldja when we loved yuh so?Despite all our pert “als” albeit, AReitwich, Alonzo, Altar, no, not al¬tar, but anyway we won’t vote foryou in that necktie.YEA! WHOPIE !”@$&’(*(!—WAHOOOOO!The Happy Warrior! Hessere! Hes-sere! Again—W’hoops! He’s prom-TAKE LECTURE NOTES IN CODEU«e Owen ABC ShorthandEasy to Learn -- Easy to Write —Easy to ReadCircular on RequestANNETTE E. FOTHS38 S. 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The contest willbe strictly decided by the degree towhich th amount of cleverness thatStagg has ben able to impart to histeam in the past week balances thoamount of beef that Spears has beenable to rope into school and whipinto football material this fall.The f§ct that the Maroon line ral¬lied last week after the fifteenplays that gave Iowa their two touch¬downs and for the rest of the gametraded \vallops on even terms withthe Hawkeyes, gives the home fanslots of encouragement, but then, toflatten things out again, comes scoutFritz Crisler’s solemn statement thatthe Gopherst seem +0 have even morepower than Iowa.Minnesota greatly resembles Iowain that they rely greatly on thecrushing power of their line and onthe plunging strength of their re¬nowned fullback—in this case thehefty Nagurski instead of the giantHawkeye McLain. And Nagurski’srenown is just as great as McLain’s—for the Gopher back is said to bejust as good as his erstwhile three-year all-American team mate HerbJoesting ever was. Nagurski, it willbe remebered, played line last yearand was metamorphosed into a full(Continued on page 6) STAGG TAKES THIRTY THREEILUNOIS MEETSINDIANA IN BIG■ TEN HEADLINERHoosiers Expect To Tossmini On ScrapHeapWhen every Big Ten team swingsinto action tomorrow, the game thatwill attract most attention from foot¬ball critics and conference fans willundoubtedly be the Illinois- Indianabattle at Champagne. For the out¬come of the tilt will show whether themini are as potent as they were lastyear or whether they may be dis¬carded as threats for the crown.Rennet Leads Hoosier AttackThe Hoosiers, fresh from demol¬ishing the tradition of Michigan su¬periority over Indiana, will invadethe Illinois stadium confident thatthey can topple the Big Ten cham¬pions. Led by Capt. Rennet andFaunce, the invaders will exhibit apowerful attack, full of deception. Ifreports from the downstate camp aretrue, the state boys will launch asnappy air attack with Mills, Timmand Humbert alternating at hammer¬ing the line. The duel between Fieldsand Stuessy for the quarterback berthshould be one of the highlights of thestruggle.Coach Thistlewaite’s Badgers, whosince their defeat of Notre Dame have Harriers Also FaceGophers SaturdayChicago’s cross country squad,coached by Ned Merriam, willmeet the Gopher distance menover a three mile course at Min¬neapolis on Saturday morning.Merriam has a promiisng squadthis season, with Brainard, a soph¬omore, making fine time, and DaleLetts, another sophomore, closebehind. In addition to those twomen. Capt. John Jackson, Bernd-3ton, and Titleman will runagainst the Gophers. UNIVERSITY BOWLINGCLASSES FOR WOMENTO START ON MONDAYben hailed as probable Big Ten cham¬pions, have been attempting to getworried over the fact that Minne¬sota’s victory over Purdue will whipthe Boilermakers into a terrific ‘come¬back.’ Be that as it may, the Bad¬gers should be able to stop “Pest”Welch, and if they do that—it meansthe game.Ohio Battles WolverinesOhio meets Michigan, in whatshould prove to be a very interestingtussle. The Wolverines have yet towin a conference game and the Buck¬eyes seem powerful enough to keeptheir slate clean until they meet themini, at least. Ohio remains a threatfor the Big Ten crown and will con¬sequently attempt to like Michiganin short 'order. Women of the University not inbowling classes who are interested inthe sport may bowl when the alleysof Ida Noyes hall are opened to themMonday, October 22.From that date on, the alleys willbe open Mondays to Fridays inclusivefrom 4:45 to 9:30. Women may signup in advance on the schedule postedweekly in the lower gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall.TODAY’S 1. M. CARD LEVERS, tASSLE, AND WEISlOWON INJliRED LIST AS MAROONSGIRD TO STOP GOPHER ATTACKPhi Sig:ma Delta vs. Delta SigmaPhi.Alpha Epsilon Pi vs. Macs. fPhi Kappa Sigma vs. Alpha DeltaPhi.Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. LambdaChi Alpha.Chi Theol. Seminary vs. Blake Hall.Hitchcock Hall vs. Juniors.Law School vs. Meadville Theol.School.PICCADILLYTHEATREHyde Park Blvd. at Blackstone Ave.PERFORMANCES CONTINUOUS FROM 1:30 P. M.STARTING SUNDAYVITAPHONE TALKINGPICTURESCOME! See the World’s Finest Celebrities ActuallyTalking and Singing to You from the Screen.- - Highlights of the - -GRANDE INAUGURAL PROGRAMME- - - INCLUDE - - -GIOVANNI MARTINELLI- - - SINGING - - -VESTA LA GIUBBA ;iClyde Cook... IN - - -“LUCKY IN LOVE’’A Talking Comedy Skit of an Overly Presumptious HusbandVAN & SCHENCKTHE PENNANT WINNING TEAM OF SONGLANDTHE PICCADILLY THEATRE- - - PRESENTS - - -Their First Vitaphone Talking Picture“STATE STREET SADIE”- - - WITH - - -.... Conrad Nagel - Myrna Loy - William I^ussell Last Minute Offensive DrillHeld to Brush UpPlaysThirty-three members of the Ma¬roon football team are in St. Paul jthis morning to meet the Gophers at ithe Minnesota homecoming at Minne- !apolis tomorrow afternoon. The Ma¬roons are staying at the St. Paulhotel, and will practice in that townin the afternoon.1Stagg had his men out for a light jworkout yesterday afternoon beforethey boarded the train. For the first 'time in the week, offense was given |some attention, for the teams worked |on their plays. Until yesterday Stagg |had no opportunity to try his attack,for so many of the men were missingbecause of injuries that a rehearsalwas impossible. Against the powerful Minnesotateam Stagg probably will start withSpence and Kelly, ends; Cushman andKrogh, tackles; Weaver and Proud-foot, guards; and Straus, center. Thebacks will be Bluhm, Mendenhall,Burgess, and either Raysson or VanNice. Raysson seems to be fully re¬covered from his injury and can start.About 600 Maroon rooters will goto the Twin Cities tonight to see thegame.The men named for the trip byStagg were: Spence, Kelly, Jersild,Abbott, Stickney, and Priess, ends;Proudfoot, Krogh, Cushman, Froberg,Sonderby, and Eller, tackles; Toige,Weaver, Brislin, Ericson, Brown, andKlein, guards; Small, Straus, andDiefendorf, centers; Burgess, Rays¬son, Mendenhall Van Nice, Smith,Bluhm, Cowley, Knudson, Greer, andWatenberg, backs.I —A An empire hung on that strapThe hitch must be right, the pack mustbe tight. On details such as that hungthe attainment of the day’s goal and the finalsuccess of the expedition.Lewis and Clark, first Americans to crossthe continent, knew the importance of“trifles” in the concerted plan. T'hey saw toit their equipment was right, they supervisedevery step from man-power to pacl^-horse- power, they applied sure knowledge andconstant vigilance to their task.Today’s leaders in busine 3 have the samepoint of view.Men in the Bell System, exploring newcountry, take infinite pains in preparation.They work toward the smooth coordinationof engineering, manufacturing, warehousing,accounting, finance, public service.BELL SYSTEMxA nation-wide system of 18,500,000 inter-connecting telephones“OUR PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST BEGUNir\. f J'J" ;iTi:w "PP PWP.inw ""*wr»^-"iywrT*«ww<i ppn^iwpiiiii»i|igi!p»,ii)|j,iuj|i'j|mij !ii.^j|ifi?A».,pn.irr.ii|!a|\Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1928THE TEMPEST(Continued from page 5)back to fill the gap left by the greatJoesting.Stagg will have a somewhat Orip-pled team to pit against the Spear¬man, but he has been bolstering hisline all week for the expected ham¬mering tactics of the Gophers. Weis-low', Leyers, and Castle will be ab¬solutely out of the line-up w'hile Jer-sild, Raysson and Mendenhall arejust recovered from their injuries.In view of the quite unfortunate re¬ petition of the Iowa bonecrushingtactics that Minnesota will undoubt¬edly use, the Maroons are accordedonly a small fraction of about aone per cent chance of winning theaffair, but nevertheless, the Stagg-men are grimly set to put up an un-lenting battle until the last whistle. OFFICIAL NOTICES osophy department at 6:45 in theArt Institute.Friday, October 19 Saturday. October 20Divinity chapel, William Clayton | Meetings of University RulingBow’er, Professor of Religious Edu-i Bodies: The General Administrativecation department, at 11:50 in Jos¬eph Bond Chapel.PredictionsIllinois 14—Indiana 6.Northwestern 13—Kentucky 0.Wisconsin 20—Purdue 0.Ohio 13—Michigan 0.Iowa 26—Ripon 0.Minnesota 13—Chicago 6. Public Lecture (downtown) Professor Edwin A. 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