Fuher elected toUndergrad Council. Wtit ildanion Plans for FreshmanWomen’s frolic an¬nounced.Vol. 28. No. 8. UINVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. OCTOBER II, 1928, Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyBy Louis H. EngelAbout a week ag’o the Chicago ELECT FISHER TO STUDENT BOARDDaily Tribune in the fullness of itseditorial wisdom saw fit to counselthe University students to supportwith whole-hearted enthusiasm ourlocal military unit. The fatherly In¬terest expressed by that devotednews organ, which is so deeply con¬cerned about our welfare and hap¬piness that it confines our locai sport¬ing news to fifty words on the filthinside page of the sport supplement,was as unexpected as it was unwel¬come. Simple paternalism wouldhave been tolerable, considering thesource, but when the editorial we nso far as to imply that the ir telii-gence and manhood of this student'liody could be gauged by its .supi>ortof the R. 0. T. (*., its solicitude b>came odious.The Daily Maroon formally ob¬jected to it in its editorial columnsof October 4, at which time the Ma FROSH WOMEN TOENO FROLIC WITHLANTERN PARADEPlans Include SerenadesFor Mrs. Flint andDean TalbotA group of Freshman women car¬rying Japanese lanterns and singingtraditional campus songs as theymarch through campus will com ludethe annual hh’eshman Frolic to beheld Friday night in the theatre ofIda Noyes hall. Features of the par¬ade will be the forming of a triangu-roon defined its editorial planTc pledg- 1 back of Harper .Memo-ing support to the nillitary unM.Plainly we said that we supportedthe soldiery merely as an activityand not as a phase of militarism.A few days later I received a com¬munication personally addressed,from an evidently serious-nvndedgentleman. (I commiserate with thegentleman, having just discoveredmyself that sobriety is the crowningfatality of existence. He who thinksis lost.) Well, anyway this well in-tentioned gentleman sent me and u.sa letter—a letter which necause itshowed that sometime someone hadread some editorial made my old rial hall where the freshman womenwill sing the Alma Mater and ser¬enades for Miss Marion Talbot, form¬er dean of women, and Mrs. EdithFlint Foster, chairman of the Wom¬en’s (’ouncil. IAll h'reshnian women and their up-percla.ss counsellors are invited to at¬tend tlie entertainment. The frolic,which will precede the parade will heheld at 7 ::iO. .A program consistingof games and stunts has been ar¬ranged.The membership drive of the Y.W. C. A.. which was opened with alea held last Tuesday afternoon, is Last Chance toRegister TodayThe registration period for up¬per classmen has been extended totoday, when a booth located underthe clock on the main floor ofCobb hall will be open between 10and 12. According to CharlesCutter of the election board, thiswill be the last opportunity forupperclassmen to register for the1928 class election.All petitions for class officersmust be filed at the faculty ex¬change on the first floor of thePress Building or be in the handsof Ray Murphy, president of theUndergraduate council, by 6 to¬night in order to be valid.The voting will be speeded upwith the aid of the new votingmachines this fall. This is a de¬cided improvement over the oldballot system which gave plentyopportunity for mistakes. IAl Smith CauseLauded by Prof.Kerwin at RallyForeign StudentsHold Good-Will “We have a good cause and aI great man,” said Professor Kerwini speakjng before the University of1 Chica'^o Alfred E. Smith club which^ met for the first time yesterday. Mr.i Barnhart was elected president and[ Miss ,Blanchard a member of the1 faculjiy was made secretary. The ob¬ject of this club is to campaign forI Goveifnor Smith both on the campusand in the regular wards. The nextI meeting will be held on Tuesday,i Oct. ;6th at 4:00 P. M. in the Rey-nolda club.Club Surprises Headquarters“Headquarters were surprised toI hear . of this club,” said Pi’ofessorKerwfin during his speech, “but fromI what I can tell many of the studentsi and most of the political science de-I partment are for Al Smith. The, great majority ol the economists areI also .for Smith, which does not veri-i fy tFe idea of Republican prosper-i ity.- ^i “'t'o me there are four main issues WILL REPRESENTPUBLICATION ONUNDERGRADBODYMaroon, Phoenix, andCap and Gown SelectCouncillorQ 1 I in this campaign: party responsibil-IvlCCtirig OVinClEiy dty, progressivism, dynamic leadershipI and tolerance. If party responsibil-•A good-fellowship dinner, to pro- ' mean anything then the Re¬mote friendship between the foreign 'Publican party cannot avoid the Tea-and American .students in education- ' Dome scandal, the political situa-al institutions in Chicago, will be i Chicago and in Philadelphia.Women who are interested in join-| International Student ^ progressive man in thepublic such an erudite treatise and !Association Sunday evening at Jda ; ^ bite .House, and Hoover is no long-disillusioned heart beat with boyish 1 fully under way, and will con-joy. Because of the fact that l ' Hll n^vfwouldn’t want to deprive the dearbecause of the fact that it’s a nicenight out and becau.se of the factthat I gotta get some more nameson a nize girl and a nize hoy’s elec¬tion petition, I print beneath theletter in full. (Note: phrases in boh?type may be sung to either the “StarSpangled Banner” or “I Don’t Be¬lieve It But Say It .Again.” Y’ouchoose, I'm tired.)Dear Sir:It is with gratitude that I noteThe Daily Maroon supporting the Mil¬itary Unit in its platform, i’. -with some regret, however, that Iread the editorial today on the .sub¬ject of military training.While the article undoubtedly at¬tempts to mildly approve the T’nit.ere are some .statements made thatas a former member of the R. O.C. and as a reserve officer, feelshould not go by without comment.The Maroon has taken the standthat Vt'ustomary i)atriotism is a some¬what dubious virtue.” ratriotism adoubious virtue? Patfloti.sin Is not“rabid flag-waving.” Noitber is itmilitari.sm or warfare. P-alrioiism islove of mother country and T d.Klbtwhether the Maroon honestly be¬lieves that we should love our coun-tjy some times and not at otliers. Ifis not something that can be put onor taken off as the occasion de¬mands. Every REAL Amcrfcan has jit inborn.The students in the R. O .T. C. jget small pleasure out of theory, 'manouvers and tactics. They arethere for a far more serious purposethan that of mere personal gratifica¬tion. Their pleasure comes from aknowledge that they are performinga duty, a duty all may be called uponto perform at some time.To compare military training withdentistry is absurd. If a war breaksout tomorrow, every mother’s son ofus will have to go, dentists, doctors,grocers and street-cleaners included.The question as to whether the train¬ing will be more advantageous forsome than for others will never beraised. It may be desirable for someof us to sit by and let our armywin our war for us, but basically,WE are the army, every Tom, Dickand Harry in this country over theage' of 18 and able-bodied. Knowingthat, we should train ourselves sothat, when the day of battle comes,(Continued on page 4) to the Y. W. C. A. headquarters Harold Swift, President {need ef-on the second floor of Ida Noyes hall ' Boaid of Trustees, will de- i ' '' bn page 2>and sign membership card.s Mem-! *'^*’*' avldress as guest of the eve-bers of the fir.<t and second cabinets i Music and discussions betweenof the Y. W. r. A. will be in the. '"embers will follow,office to give any information in re- | Thi.s dinner is the first to be spon-gard to the organization. ! sored by the organization this year.The Y. W. ('. A. is also sponsoring , A large attendance is expected, asan Inter-Collegiate tea to be given | last year’s dinners averaged 275Tue.sday at :l:30 at the home of members each Sunday, representingsixty-eight countries incUifiing the! United States, D. A. R. ASKS HIGHAWARD FOR M.S.HONOR GRADUATE Student SolvesAnimal Sense ofWeather Forecasty.Why do animals seek shelter longbefore there is any indication of astorm? Why can rheumatic personspredict a storm so accurately?While working for his Ph. D. de¬gree on an entirely different experi¬ment, Dr, C. S. Smith who is nowteaching in the State Normal Collegeat San Marcus, Texas, discovered anexplanation for this phenomenon ofweather sense.Starting from the fact that starv-(Con'.'nue'l on page li The highest award of the Chicago } animals sometimes gain and losej chapter of the Daughters of the | ’weight irregularly, Dr. Smith madeI American Revolution will be given | (Continued on page 4)f this year to the honor graduate of iLIBRARY OF SOOIAL The purpose of this organization.SCIENCE REPLACES , as expressed in the Internationalist.RESERVE SHELVES j a pamphlet i.ssued by the Association.. is the improvement of the social, in-Killing two birds with one sttine (spiritual, and physicalis the record of Dr. M. L. Raney, i <>f men and wmmen stu-(iiiiH'tor of the Univei’sity Librarie.s. i fiom any land, without dis-For in one sweep, El! was abolished ^‘'■"'m^Uon as to religion, national-and a home provided for the hereto- the Military Department of the Uni¬versity. This award has been madeto few individuals, the last recipientbeing (’ol. Charles A, Lindbergh.The student to receive this awardwill be selected bv a board of three LEADERS OF FROSHMEET TOMORROW;DISCUSS NEW PLANSLeaders of the Freshman Fellow-fore scattered literature of the .So¬cial Science departmentrj With the i^assing of El 1 the closedI shelf .system went out of existence.; “This change was never thought ofI a.' an experiment.” said Dr. Raney.I “and under no conditions will wei re\’eri to the old system.”I.v ity, race, color, or sex, who are en¬rolled in the colleges, universitiesand professional schools of th’e cityof ('Chicago and vlcinitv. officers, who will base their judg-1 tomorrow ininent on the quality of work shown (C of Reynolds club at 1 o clockin the Military i)ei>artment. The I the program for Green Capactual awai'd will be made bv Mrs.Y. W. C. A. COMMITTEETO TOUR HOSPITALAND CLINIC FRIDAYj The room formerly oci uniedjEll idiLs two adjoining rooms havebeen made into a library for Studentsof th(‘ social ■■science -, lieve are vol¬umes from the General ReadingRoom, from the crowded Law Li¬brary, and from the Social ServiceAdministration reading room.PIRANDELLO PLAYFEATURE AT CUBE Headed by Sinah Kitzing, theVolunteer Service committee of the5. W. C. A. w ill make a tour of theBillings Hospital and the EpsteinClinic Friday at 3:30. All women in¬terested in Y. W. volunteer work areurged to meet the group at the frontentrance of the hospital. Miss RuthEmerson, a lecturer on Social Serv¬ice Administi’ation, will act as guide Thomas J. Dixon, Regent of the Chi¬cago diaper, at a miltary ceremonyto be held shortly before graduation.The objects of the military unititself will be better explained at asmoker to be held by Crossed Cannonand the Military dub in Reynolds at7:3() tonight. .All freshmen are in¬vited. Crossed Cannon is the militaryhonor society for cadet officers and(Continued on page 2) and Fellowship meetings outlined byHarry Hagey, Dan Autry, and Mr.M. D. McLean.Noxt Tuei^lay the coaches andcaptains of the athletic teams willgreet the freshmen in the Little The¬atre. The following week the meet¬ings will be conducted in .separategroups, as usual. A series of out-tanding faculty men have been in¬vited to be present and address thegroups. Robert W. Fisher, business man¬ager of The Daily Maroon, waselected yesterday to the Undergrad¬uate council, representing campuspublication.Constituting the electoral body,besides Fisher, were Louis il, Engel,editor of The Daily Maroon; GeorgeMorgenstern, editor, and John Rac-kow’, business manager of the Phoe¬nix; and John Ridge, editor, andGeorge Westerman, business man¬ager of the Cap and Gown.Hearty Co-operation Desired“It is the earnest wish of publica¬tions to co-operate heartily with theUndergraduate council in all matterspertaining to improvement of stu¬dent conditions with especial atten¬tion to campus activities,” com¬mented Fisher yesterday followingthe election. “I shall do my best toestablish the most mutually benefi¬cial relations.”With the adoption last May ofthe new plan governing publicationsthe old Board of Publications, form¬erly constituted of the vartous edi¬tors and business managers was dis¬banded and a new board composedof representatives from publications,the Undergraduate council and theFaculty were appointed. ’The presentsystem of selecting the publications’representatives was instituted tomeet the need and will serve as aprecedent for future appointments.Election Completes PersonnelWith the election next week ofthe upperclass officers, the personnelof the Undergraduate Cv»nncll will becompleted with the exception of theFreshman class executive. Membersnow constituting the campus govern¬ing body are: Ray Murphy, presi¬dent; Ellen Hartman, secretary; Mar¬jorie Williamson and Harry Hagey,members-at-large; Annette Allen rep¬resentative from the Board of Wom-en’g Organizations; Russell Whitney,representative from the Dramatic as¬sociation, and Robert Fisher, newlyelected publications’ representative.Ask Students ToPrepare Now ForGovernment ExamNew Examples of Egyptian A rtOn Exhibit In Haskell MuseumAs a result of the trip taken byand explain'the'interestrng features | D'’- James Henry Breasted, directorof the buildings.“Six Characters in Search of anAuthor,” a sketch by Luiggi Piran¬dello will be presented by the Cubein the near future. The tryouts forthe cast of between 30 and 35 char¬acters are to be held this eveningat 8.This play was first given by “TheGreenwich Village Players” of NewYork last year and this will be its After the tour teawill be served in rooms 133 and 137.Since students are not ordinarilyallowed to inspect the hospital. MissKitzing hopes that many will takeadvantage of this opportunity. W. A. A. OutlinesPlans for RidingFRESHMEN PREPAREFOR IOWA BATTLEFreshmen gi’een-cap activities forits first production in the West. | the Iowa game begin today. AllMai*y Hunter, a graduate of the Uni- freshmen will carry signs with theversity is director and H. R. Graves , inscription “Beat Iowa.” Tomorrowic designing the sets. Several inno¬vations are promised which are ex¬pected to rival those attempted in“The Master Builder.” ^“Ten Nights in a Barroom,” willbe reevived and presented Saturdayand Sunday nights, October 13 and14. the green-cappers will meet in thecircle to practice cheers, and songs.At the same time oilskin caps andcoats, used to distinguish the cheer-wig “C” will be given out. The 1932group leaders say that these outfitswill stand out even more than didthose used last year. Classes in horseback riding willopen Monday under the auspices ofW. A. A. Notices of class meetingsare scheduled on the bulletin boardin the basement of Ida Noyes hall.Women should sign up immediatelyor communicate with Priscilla Kel¬logg, W’. A. A. representative.Beginners will ride on Mondays, of the Oriental Institute, this sum¬mer, thei'e are many new specimensof Egyptian art on exhibit in Haskellmuseum. In the collection are agroup of statuettes of an Empirenobleman and his lady an exampleof formal and conventional E,wyp-tiaii art. and an Egyptian head. Theorigin and history of these pieces ofearly African art must always re¬main a mystery since they werebought from peasants who had dis¬covered them in unexplored ruins. Students interested in politicalscience have been asked to preparefor the Civil Government Prize ex¬amination to be held June first. Thisexamination is given annually underthe auspices of the Political Sciencedepartment and only those studentswho have been in residence at theUniversity for two quarters and whohave not completed more than ninemajors are eligible to compete.A first prize of $150 and a secondof $50 will be awarded to the win¬ners. according to Pi’ofessor RodneyL. Mott of the Political Science de¬partment.HONORARY SOCIETYTO ELECT OFFICERSThe architectural branch of theinstitute, just recently organized,Wednesdays, and Thursdays; inter- has also made additions to the col-mediates, Thursday and Saturdays,and advanced riders on Mondays,Wednesdays and Saturdays.Horses will be supplied by theMidway Riding Academy. A ten-rideticket is offered at nine dollars,whereas the regular rate is one dol¬lar an hour. lection in Haskell, the most note¬worthy of which is the ground planof the palace of Ramses III (twelfthcentury B. C.) connected with theMedinet Habu temple in which someof the earliest documents of Euro¬pean history both in writing and pic¬tures have been found. Elections for vice-president andtreasurer of Eta Sigma Phi, classicalHonorary society, will be held todayat 4:30 in Classics 20.This will be the first meeting ofthe club for this quarter. Plans forcoming activities of the club will bediscussed. The newly elected presi¬dent, Lloyd Stow, will appoint 'theheads and members of the variouscommittees, and arrangements willalso be made for the bi-monthly pro¬grams of the club. /mini’''j&liflfe'iillfiilfiti'* r Ytrllt’Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 11, 1928all|? iatlg iMar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March IS. 1903. at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1807.The Daily Maroon expressly i-eserves all rights of publication of any materialaptH^aring in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Pres* AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221Sl’ORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant Editor•Albert .Arkules . . Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss . Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman .Associate Women’s EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon SecretaryAbe Blinder . .. Sophomore AssistantCharles Grosscurth . Sophomore AssistantLee Loventhal _ Sophomore AssistantRobert Mayer . Sophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate (tetivitgand scholarship.2. Application of rcsecDch prhiciples and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of umlergruduote interest in lectures, fo}ieerts.* .rhibits and other oamjms cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Support of military unit.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.THEY’RE AT IT AGAINThe class elections, we understand, come off next week. Andnobody outside of the election coipmittee and a few publicityseekers seems to care.We do not deplore the lack of interest manifested by thecampus in this annual event which apparently fills no in ed andhas no lo^cal justification for persisting. We do deplore itscontinued existence. It is out of the scheme of significant acad¬emic life.The class offices are rarely filled by men of any worth. Theofficer is usually very average and mediocre, and a “good fellow.”He must be that to insure no disharmonious or envious elementin his political following.Even if by some quaint turn political bickering sent a manwith a rational mind which had room in it for ideas to occupy aclass office, this individual would be surely handicapped once |he received the dubious honor, in that there would be no functionsin which he could exercise his intellect.For the class officer, like the human appendix, if once ofsome service and need, is not .so any longer. His is an office thatis valueless and without excuse, merely a bad growth. The sev¬eral .sane individuals who have served in the capacity of the GrandKleaglt of the Outfit of ’77 or .some other similar capacity have ^openly admitted or confessed the utter \ acuity and nonsense ofit all.It is not, however, a situation to become very much perturbedabout. The virtue of the system is in its inability to do harmeven if it .so desired. Nevertheless, it is distre.ssing to a sanemind to see t’ne maintenance of these negligible, sycophanticoffices for the benefit of the campus glad-hander and fraternitypolitician who seeks the headlines of the Maroon and a page inthe Cap and Gown for him.self. If they have no better ways inwhich to occupy their time .something should be done about giv¬ing them more homework.CLEARING THE SPEEDWAYSOne of the best signs of the times around here is the banthat has been placed on the parking of cars. For many years themore timorous, les.s-hardened of us lived in constant dread ofwhat w'ould befall our frequent sojourns across the campus tothe bookstore or publications’ offices. With the cars parked oneither side of tne speedway the odds of our being nipped at anymoment were against us. Now, through this commendable actionby the University authorities, the pedestrians are at least giv¬en a fighting chance.•MENCharles H. Good News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack News ElditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt . Da> EditorNorman R. Goldman . Day ElditorEdgar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EditorHenry C. Ripley. Day EkiitorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ Aldean Gibboney Feature EditorF.-ancee A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EditorPearl Klein . .. . Sophomore EMitor.5'arion E. White Sophomore Editor AL SMITH CAUSEIJVUDED BY PROF.KERWIN AT RALLY(Continued Iron page 1)ficiency so much as vision with ef¬ficiency.I Demand Dynamic Leader1 “Coolidge has not been andI Hoover would not be a dynamic lead-1 er. A democi’acy requires the educa-1 tion of the masses and it is the busi-'ness of the president not to keepsilent on public affairs but to edu¬cate the public. The lack of interestin public affairs during the last re¬gime is astounding.”In concluding, Professor Kerwinstated that he hated to mention tol¬erance as an issue of the campaign,but it is a recognized fact that it isan issue to be met. “As college stu¬dents,” he said, “it is your duty to, see that this intolerance is stamped'out.”Campus Boosters EnrolledIt is planned to have stumpi speakers in front of Cobb hall dur-! ing the course of the next few weeks,and those ardent Smithites who lik-i ened Smith to Lincoln in his simplic¬ity of speech, to HaiTison in his or¬ganizing ability, and to Roosevelt inhis appeal to the imagination, prom¬ised to make the campus hear noth¬ing but Smith for the next month.D. A. R. ASKS HIGHAWARD FOR M. D.HONOR GRADUATEI (..'i.-ntiiUK-d troin pag<- 1 'it is very excuisive. only twelvemembers being active at present. Themilitary club, however, is open toeveryone enrloled in the MilitaryScience department.Tonight’s meeting is one of thefew joint affairs to be held by thetwo organizations. Major T. J. J.Christian, Lieutenant .Norman, andLieutenant Galbraith will .‘jpeak.The Saunders^ Hated to Borro^v!^so the Saunders System was started!Back in 1915, there was a sign on acertain Omaha office door—“SaundersCompany. Real Estate.”Real estate prospects, be it recorded here, werenot too numerous in Omaha at that time. TheSaunders brothers literally had to dig them up.And once they had them, there was always theproblem of conveying them to the real estatein which they were interested.The Saunders’ didn’t mind walking! Bui^ the“prospects”—that was a diff rent matter. Sothe Saunders boys fell into the convenient habitof borrowing an old Ford from the man withwhom they shared the office.For a while, the plan worked well. But theSaunders’hafeef to borrow! Why,they argued,shouldn’t there be some plan whereby a merepedestrian might rent himself into the moreaffluent motorist class. They thought and studied and pu;:7led. One daythey conceived » hazy idea whi. h has since b.ii-. on.. Jinto the "Saunders System" 'They bouKht aii oKl. wh< ez-ing Ford inuring car. and adveitised in ihe classifiedsection that it might be rented by the milePeople were interested. Another car was j'urchu'» d anila garage rented. In i9l7, just two years alter theylaunched the first TYfive-lt-Your.sell idea, the lour bn th-ers and father leased a downtown garaire, where w itha large stock of cars they began business on a broad scaleand laid the foundation of a nitional chainTogether, during these years, this lather an.l lour sonshave worked—until today the Saunders System is serv¬ing the entire nation through eighty-fi’. 2 stations inprincipal cities. Saunders cars last year were drivenby customers twenty million miles'The Saunders System has been successful, because it isbased on an idea. — the renting by the mile of a car youcan driveyovrself. You pay only for actual mileage used.The Saunders System pays all upkeep, repairs, andother expenses.Today thousands of persons are driving cars for busi¬ness or pleasure—simply because the Saunders’ hatedto borrow.Drive It Yourseli\Wmev&i1121 E. 63rd St.814 S. Michigan Ave. 35 E. Wacker Drive4860 BroadwayInjury to Capt.Weialow’s knee healsslowly. Wl^t Batlp i¥laroon MacgiUavery lookson swim team withhopes.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. OCTOBER II. 1928WEISLOW UNABLE TO START SATURDAYWELL BALANCEDSQUAD REPORTSFOR FIRST DRILLWant More Candidates forFrosh and PoloTeamsWith only one man lost and threeineliffible, the prospects for the swim¬ming team this year are at’ least,ffood, top-rate, and to make thingseven better the three ineligible menshould return to active work in timefor the heavy winter competition.Coach OptimisticCoach McGillavray, who guides thenatators, regards the new crop offreshmen as exceedingly likely ma¬terial, and expects to produce somefuture .stars. More men are wantedhowever, and any frosh who can pad¬dle are asked to come out. See thecoach in the Bartlett pool.The only man lost this year wasLockwood, who did not return afterdoing promising work as a fre.shman.'Fhe three ineligibles are Oker, Huffand Tucker. Oker and Huff are bothex-national high .school backstrokechampions. All three are expectedto return for the second quarter.* * «This year’s team is to be builtabout Spence, captain, .‘^zold andSteven.son. Spence is an exceptionalbreast stroke star. Szold shines inthe relay and is captain of the waterpolo team while .Stevenson came outfourth in the conference back.strokeevent last year, doing good work alsoin the relay and water polo events.Michigan and Minnesota .shouldprove extraordinarily strong thisyear if previous performance meansany thing. Most of the other BigTen schools are entering strong ag-gregation.s al.so so the competitions.should be fast and furious.FRENCHLcs-mhi^ and llclji to Stiiilcnt> li\I'ttrnicr Tutor ( woniar. ) < iradnatcof I'iiivcr>ity of N'ancy.b'rancc. \ cry Rc:i>onabtc.Tclci>!ionc .Sor'ldl SIIOKI-.ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHER§ ^ittt SANDWICHMl SHOP& GRILLI he Only SandwichShop in the NeighborhoodBREAKFAST - LUNCHEONDINNER1208 E. 61st StreetBetween WoodUwn and Kimbark.S. NEAT. MELHAMOpen A Fashion Shopin Your Own Room!Vo A’i.rA ' - .Vo llv/'riisr! -\(y1117'l'SlHlOttlI'untisli /i7'cry tliiii;/Here’s a woiulcrful oiiportunity torco-cds who have extra pep and wantextra money. Open a fashion sliopin your own rurmi and make from$.1 to $10 a day taking orders forParmodc 1 ailored Dresses andLingerie from your friends. Kasyand pleasant w'ork. lyxix*riencc valu¬able but not necessary. No moneyneeded. We supply complete outfitsfree. Write today.Mrs. DelanoParmode Co.Sororities—Ask about our new planto aid your house or building fund. “Bill” Roper TellsHow to Pick MenBill Roper in an article in Col¬lege Humor says the first qualityhe looks for in a football playeris the ability to handle himselfwell. He defines this as a “closecorrelation between mind anamuscle w’hich shows in balance,speed, rhythm and grace.” “I seekout the men with nerve and cheer¬fulness, who do not complain tooreadily of bumps and discourage¬ments and bruises. The succesfulcoach studies his squad andlearns the dispqsitions and tem¬peraments of every player.”ILIINI KEEP EYESON PAGE’S OUTFITIndiana May Bar TitleHopesBob Zuppke is keeping a weathereye turned toward Bloomington, Ind.,where Pat Page is drilling Indiana forthe first appearance of the Hoosiersin the Illinois stadium when they willbe the attraction for Dad’s Day.The word has come that CoachPage, inspired by memories of thetime that he turned the tables on themini with his Butler outfit and en¬couraged by the Hoosier feat of ty¬ing Minnesota last season is ))ointingfor Illinois.All they have in the way of vet¬eran player at Indiana is 20 menwho have won their letters, 9 ofwhom have played two yeai’s. In factPat lost only 2 varsity players fromhis last year’s team.The backfield isn’t losing Pagemuch sleep. His star is expected tobe Offensive Captain Chuck Ben¬nett, halfback, who will be watchedby mini tacklers lest he get loosefor some of the ong gains that char¬acterized his play last season andmade him an all-Conference con¬tender.Interest in the game is growingnot because it marks the return ofIndiana as an opponent, but becauseit is the first conference test for themini and Dad’s Day celebration. Fa¬thers of university students will behonored guests.Student committee are arranginga program which will include a con¬cert by both the men’s and women’sglee clubs, a pep meeting, inspection PURDUE TO GIVEMAROONS LINE ONGOPHER PROWESSLaP'’ayette, Ind., Oct. 11.—Renew¬ing a gridiron series that the oldestof football historians has difficulty! in discussing glibly, Jimmy Phelan’sPurdue eleven faces a tremendoustask next Saturday when it meet theburly Minnesota crew at Minneapo-' lis in the first clash between elevensi representing the two schools in 31! years. Although there is no despairj in the Boilermaker camp over theI outcome of the battle, there is no op-j timism, but merely a spirit of deter¬mination that augurs well for a greatgame regardless of the final score.Meeting the Gophers Phelanmenwill be handicapped by the fact thatthe early opening of the Boilermak¬er institution has allowed only onepractice period a day, whereas DocSpears had an opportunity to dishout two drill sessions a day untilthe later opening of school at Min¬nesota.In an effort to spring a surprisein the camp of the Northmen, Phe¬lan will undoubtedly depend upona speedy attack to thwart the re¬puted “bone-crushing” machine thati Doc Spears has developed.Purdue played Minnesota for thefirst time away back in 1894, and lost24 to (I. but historians can recallfew, if a i;', details of the game. TheBoilerm 1 cers, however, entertainedthe Gophers in Lafayette in 1895and evened the series count, 18 to 4.Details dug up here on the 1896game show^ that the Boilermakers,with Alpha P. Jamison, of Lafayette,as captain, journeyed to Minneapolisin 1896, only to be repaid for theirlong journey, which was a real jauntin those days, by a 14 to 0 defeat.The scanty records bear a notationto the effect that the boys played 35minute halves, but neglects to saywhether they were quarters. Theteam teams met for the last timeprevious to this year in 1897 andthe series count was evened whenthe Boilermakers took a 6 to 0 vic¬tory.tours of the campus, and a reviewof the university brigade.A large delegation of Indiana stu¬dents and other supporters of com¬ing and the 100-piece Hoosier band,which attracted so much attention atHarvard last year, may make thetrip.Easy Way to RaiseXmasMoneyThe money you need for a trip home,^^Xmas Gifts, etc., can Idc earned inspare time, spending an hour ortwo a day.Make ^2 to ^4 an HourYou need no selling experience. Wehave a value for you so good that“Folks buy on sight,” “It’s BestBuy on the Mcrket.”50Yto youChristmas Greeting Cardsin Box Assortments—21Superb Cards and Fold¬ers in Box Sells for ^1.00We publish a magnificent Assortment of 21high-grade Christmas Greeting Cards andFolders each with an envelope. Steel en¬graving, French water coloring, sparklingmetallic, gold and silver effects, panelling,and bordering. 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But—the good coach admits that nedoes have some outstanding ma¬terial, but, like all men of his pro¬fession, refuses to make any se-j lections for the press.TARPON TO HOLDFIRST MEETINGMeeting on Friday AlsoScheduledTarpon club board will hold itsfirst meeting of the fall quarter to¬day at 12:30 in Miss Edith Ballweb-ber’s office in Ida Noyes hall.The first general meeting of theclub will be Friday noon in the poolof Ida Noyes hall and will be super¬vised for the first time by Miss EdithBalwebber, faculty advisor of thedepartment of women’s physicaleducation.Women of the University may passthe entrance test to Tarpon in anyopen hour under the direction of thejudges who will be present. STAGG GUARDS AGAINST FURTHERINJURY TO CAPTAIN; TEAMMENDRIVE THROUGH HARD SCRIMMAGEBluhm and Brown Report for Practice While Van Nice Re¬mains on Sick List; Work onPasses Againj With two days remaining before jj the big Iowa game the Maroon grid- |1 ders yesterday were put through a 1thorough scrimmage which was in- 1tended to farther remedy the faults 1which the coaches have been driving jat all week. Their more or less caus¬tic comment has been aimed chieflyat the line in general and particular¬ly at the ends who have shown agreat deal of inability to performone of an end’s chief functions, thegarnering of passes.I Work EndsCoach Crisler, under whose specialtutelage the ends have been has beenworking very thoroughly with themand Saturday ought to see a moreeffective use of the aerial attackmethod than has been exhibited inthe past two week-ends. This squadhas suffered a bit from the loss ofKrogh, who was relegated to the lineproper to help remedy the shortageof tackles. The outstanding of themen remaining in the wing positionsare Jersild, Spence, Preiss, Kelly,and Abbott all of whom ought to seeplenty of action this season.Captain Weislow’s condition re-, mains pretty much unchangedprovement as can really be hoped for. though he is making as rapid im-It is a virtual impossibility that hewill be able to get into the fight thisSaturday, but with any kind of abreak at all he will be able to assistin the battle against the Gophers thefollowing week with his knee healed.Weaver is still on the ineligible list! but the report on his status will be1 out any day now and as he has beenI working out with the team this week,I he will probably be able to playSaturday if the report is favorable.Injured ReturnBluhm and Brown, who were laidout with injuries last Saturaay, arehealthy and kicking again and areNice, who turned in some pretty neatpei^armances last week and whocomprised the other member of thetrio of injured men is not as muchimproved as the other two however.; He has missed two days of practicej this week and it is entirely uncertainthat he will be used against Iowa.I The Old Man and his assistantsj have been concentrating hard on thej weak points of the team and judg-i ing from the improvement that Chi¬cago showed last week over theSouth Carolina game, the Hawkeyescrap should be one real game.JVlild enough for anybody♦ ♦ • and yet they Satisfy^♦^HESTERFIELD CIGARETTES aremild • • • not strong or harsh. Chesterfieldcigarettes have character . . . they are notinsipid or tasteless.The tobaccos in Chesterfield cigarettes are blended and cross-blended in a differ¬ent way from other cigarettes and the blendcan't be copied^They are MILD •. . yes, mild enough foranybody . .. and yet., . they SATISFY,1 \THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1928FROSH WOMEN TOEND FROUC WITHUVNTERN PARADE(Continued from page ItMrs. C. W. Gilky. 5S00 WoodlawnAve. The purpose of the tea. whichis being held for all transfer stu¬dents, is to familiarize these womenwith the I'niversity and the Y. W.C. A. Alice Torrey. chairman of theInter-Collegiate committee, is incharge of this entertainment.STUDENT SOLVESANIMAL SENSE OFWEATHER FORECASTfC ntinued from page 1';experiments to discover whether aiii-mals might not lo>e water as rapid¬ly undor the low barometric ])res-sures. By keeping dogs and rats in aglass-walled tank in which the pres¬sure might be raised or lowered atwill, he found that animals do retainwater under low pressure, and thatdogs especially become restless.“This body sensation is the ani¬mal’s signal to seek .shelter." he con¬cluded.BLIND ALLEY((.'ontinued from I'age 1)as it has in the past and as we haveevery reason to believe it will in thefuture, we will be able to avoid thetremendous number of unnecessarydeaths that occurred in the last war.Very truly yours.CHARLES A. NEBEL.President Crossed Cannon. CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED Men students to roomand board. Several light rooms. 2or 2 meals a day. Room and board.$8-10 per week. 1214 Marquette Rd.Plaza 4SS4. —10 P. M. 1207 E. 55th St. Modernhousehold furnishings, reasonablypriced, also Civil War Relics for dec¬orative purposes, framed pictures,typewriter, books, etc. piano; mahogany bedroom suite. 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