lSPs»'uw^8.''pi • r ^ ’-•JIW»T^V *y , •Freshmen try forplay roles Friday. ^e Baflp i¥laroon Upperclassmen regi¬ster in front of Cobb.Vol. 29. No. 7. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10. 1928 Price Five CentsAthenaeumEditor’s note—After having pub¬lished various and sundry expostula- UPPERCLASSMEN REGISTER TODAYtions by upper class men regardingthe dullness and the humdrum charac¬teristics of college life, your column¬ist, the conductor of the Athenaeum,submits to you, on the basis that va¬riety is the spice of life, the observa¬tion of a freshman, contrary to theold adage that the "opinion of a fresh¬man doesn’t amount to anything, any¬way.” We’ll grant that the freshmanhas sized up iollege life with a rea¬sonable degree of accuracy, but we be¬lieve that he has something comingto him, when he does see an honestto God drunk, when he sees one try toclimb the Mitchell tower; or whenhe sees one drive his Fierce Arrowwith a quiver (such things, do existon camfKis; they aren’t anachronismsyet) across and down and around andin the Midway; or when he sees one HOLD TRYOUTSFOR FRESHMANONE ACT PLAYAppoint Macoy Managerand Director ofProdutcions Ii'ryouts fur (lie Freshman plays willhe held h'riday at 3..W in the 'Powerroom. Only first quarter freshmenare eligible, and this will he their onlyopportunity to m.ike a public appear-attempt to cuss the devil out of all the ; ance this quarter. I hese plays wdlred faced monkeys in the trees; we re- | consist of one act, and liccause of tiiopeat, he has something coming to him. | turnouts of freshmen duringI Freshman week, (wo plays will heII given instead of the customary oi’c.I Students Direct PlaysJ Kugene Macoy and Russell Whitneywill have entire charge of the directing-J. H. H, Justice De YoungAdmits Son to BarHerbert DeYoung, son of ChiefJustice DeYoung of the IllinoisSltpreme Court, will receive theoath, which will admit him to thebar, Thursday, October 4. Fourhundred other coming lawyers, whohave recently passed the examina¬tions necessary to admit one to th^Illinois Bar Association, will takethe oath at the same time.Mr. DeYoung was formerly busi¬ness manager'of the Daily Maroon,and was also a student in the Uni¬versity Law School, from which hereceived l:is degree recently. Charles WarnerManages CampusRepublican GroupBy George T. Van Derhoef.•\nd so this is college! .Anothercarefully fostered illusion gone.MTiashed, sunk, ili'intergrated. .Mas. tome, and 1 dare say to a goodly nnm-her of the present Freshman class,the aitvakening was rude; the shock■.uddetj and cruel. For where, ohu here.j is the college that most ot usMsuali^ed, the college of "(..'ollegellumot,” of Pemple llaily, of WilliamKandiJph Hearst? W’herc is flamingyouth |on its mad tear and the ryad-honse.s| ami the lilind-pigs?Indeeil when 1 arrived upon (hecampuls no first impression was that itdid ncit stem like college. Not a sin¬gle “lieaping Lena." did 1 see. norre<l nejekties. nor hell-hottonied pant'.Xor did the "co-eds" or "women," as1 understaml thry are called at I hi-cago, 5eeni particularly anxious to rushand grab their "man." No, ipiite to thecontrary, everything was conducted in(lie most formal of formal manners.In fact tl discoitraging thing a!>ontit all is that the whole time I Pavenot only felt, hut hav«- been, jierfcctlysafe,"Oh, so you’re gi'ing to t'hic.ago!Well, buckle on your holster and don't'(ay out late at night!"I rather fancy that the family wasapprehensive ahont sending their olfspring to such a wicked city. I’erhap'my father felt as did the elder d'.Arta-gnan when sending the heir upon histravels, although 1 received no par¬ticular instructions as to whether tofight for Thompson 'or Muzzey. But.,1' I have '.'lid before, the discourag¬ing thing i' that 1 have been out evenas late as eleven o'clock and not amurder or ludrhip have I seen.From the iiiorning p.qier 1 observethat President Little of Michigan hasinvited a federal “iiiop-up" of his I'ni-versity. Which hrings to mind licpior,that cur.se of all colleges. What didI find at I'hicago? Surprising as itmay seem to some people, not onedrop have 1 seen, let alone smelled. Inplace of a senii-inehriateil student liodywandering aimle.ssly about the cam¬ps. everybcKly seemed to he remark¬ably well possessed of their faculties,especially the soidiomores. 'I'me. atthe h'reshman mixer there was a large(|uarility of imitation beer in sealedliottles which one was allowed to hopover, but this lapse was quickly recti¬fied oy large jugs of pure milk whichwen consumed dnritig the bottle suck¬ing contest.Indeed ,if a freshman at ( hicagohad any right to draw conclusions,which is exceedingly doubtful, theymight be of considerable interest otsome of our modern, collegiate, scen-erio writers, for to me at least, it wouldseem that the University is far, farremoved ffoiti that jiopular place ofthe "rah, rah!" spirit and the makingof ‘‘whoopee.’’ In fact, if any of themdisagreed with me that college wasanything but a place of hard work,I should be more than tempted to takethem to the rental library on the firstday of next quarter and make themtake out my next term’s books. and managing of the productions. Heis now president of the Tower Playersand for three years has been a mem¬ber of the Dramatic .Association. Lastyear he was production manager forBlackfriars and for the Dramatic .^ssociation. He has also handled al! tin- Guest AuthorGives Opinion onSociety Sicknesshalllighting and staging in .\lande1ever since he becaim a lenihci' andwas on the .Association board f ir tw.years. Macoy belongs to the Chi Ps-fraternity.Tea will be served every ThurMia'at 4 ill the.'Tower,'room by the Drama¬tic .Association, and anyone whowi'he' is invited to come whether heis a member or not.Name Chosen forSoph Honor ClubSkull and t'rescent was definitely'elected a' the name of the new .Sojili-oniore honor society by a mianini-otis vote of the twenty-three memhers,at a nueting held last night in RoomReynolds cliih.Out of six names submitted. Skulland Crescent was chosen as the mostdesirable hecause of the trailition as¬sociated with it, ;ind hecause of thef.'ict that it i' a national cirganization..Skull and t'rescent had existed a'a nameless honor society since dieabolition of the old sophomore societiesan act accomplished last 'pring by tluUndergraduate council, after i‘ mU'definitely found that two Sophomoresocieties could not cooperate in cam¬pus enterprises. "In my opinion human life is di-1 vided into two phases, diseased and; healthy," said Dr. .\. J. Kraus, author-I guest of the University, in an inter-j view yesterday. "Both iihases are builtup into one life unity, however, since(he diseased part of life is not to beeradicated by Imnian control. Natureand the harshiu's of society imposeupon ns certain defects which we mustov<'ri'OttieSociety Is SpatialII ".All humans jiartake of the diseasedpart of society as memhers of theirsocial .groups. Heretofore, societywas v’onceived of as being as broad asthe expanse of humanity. My view isone of spatial societies. ()ur sociay isa special collective group of humanbeings. 'This same spatial society ison the score of constitutional sick¬ness, a sick society.■'i'he sickness of society is an actionof social life which is met by a socialreaction. We can prevent it, but wecannot change the nature of the lifewhich imposes uj on us the burden^of life embodiec in the life unity.An Indelible Sickness"Darwin and his tollowers, includ¬ing Nietzsche, have tried to remove(Uontinued m page 2) 'To stimulate the Hoover scntinieiitwhich the Republicau National Com¬mittee believes to be prevalent at themajority of colleges, the committee isorganizing a Hoover-Curtis club onuiiiversity campuses. Charles Warner,a Psi U and an Abbott of Blackfriars,has been appointed manager of theChicago chapter. jThe Republicans believe that Hoov¬er will be the choice of the majority.of university students hecause of thestraw vote taken on campus last springwhich showed an ovcrwhehniiig Re¬publican majority. In order that allstudents may be familiarized with na¬tional politics, the Hoover-Curtis clubis. sponsoring a series of meetings atwhich prominent national speakers willhe introduced. 'The time and place ofdiese meetings will he announced at afuture date in 'The Daily Maroon.The Hoover-Curtis club is eager tosecure all students who would like tohel)) organize the caiiiims for the Re¬publican candidate. Charles Warneri- anxious to have the campus sys¬tematically canvassed for Republicansupiiorters. 'The campaign will startimmediately.The Republican Nation.il Commitleilocated in their offices at Miehi-g.in Blvd., is eager to supplv any in-tormation in re.gard to this club. .Any¬one seekin.g lurtiier details iilay callState 1144. Enlarged UniversitySong Book on SaleWith additions of several songsand the yells of ail the Big Tenschools, a new edition of the Uni¬versity Song Book, authorized andpublished by the UndergraduateCouncil, and dedicated to DavidHarrison Stevens, secretary to thepresident, is now on sale at theUniversity bookstore.Two song hits of last year’sBlackfriars show and two songsfrom other colleges. Harvard andSouthern California, are thoseadded to last year’s edition. Thechanges in this book were broughtabout by a student survey on lastyear’s book made by Ray Murphy,president of the council, and HarryHagey. The book sells at two dol¬lars. ELECTION BOARDINITIATE ANEWVOTING SYSTEMStudents’ Only ChanceTo Register forFall ElectionsHeald PromotionDirector for AllCampus JournalsCube PresentsTemperance Play Scholarly jouriial| imblishcd by theUniversity are to be given a new leaseon life through the etTorts of .AllenHe.'ild. new director of ])roniotion forthese iicriodicals. 'The L'niversity hasbeen luibli.'hing ,'onie of the leadingmagazines in various fields of scieiua:ind scholarship, but as yet no a'leiv.inhas been made to enlarge their rea.dingfield, and to make them jiay . 'i heUniver'ity is also the agent for anumber of mag.'izines published inleu rope. I l^fegistration for all iqipcr classmen^ takes place today from b to 5 in frontj of Cobh hall. Only those registeredj today will be allowed to vote in theI elections later in the quarter. PetitionsI for officers of the three upper classesI must be filed at the faculty exchangein the Press building, or be in tliehands of Ray Murphy, president ofthe Undergraduate council, by 6,Thursday, October 11. in accord withthe previous announcement.'The election board, composed ofRay Murphy, Harry Hagey, and An¬nette Allen of the Undergraduatecouncil, and Paul Brady and CharlesCutter of the Political Science depart¬ment, have placed three booths underthe awning, one for each class.Boucher Approves PlanI 'This change in the manner of vot-j ing for student officers has come aboutI largely because of the indifferenceI shown hy the classes last yea*" whenI they voted separately. It is Itoped1 that the iiresent iilan. approved 'oyI Dean Chauiicey S. Boucher, will cre-i ate more interest in the elections, andi will make them more representative ofthe student body than before..-fContinued on page 2)CADET OFFICERSARE CHOSEN FORUNIVERSITY CORPS Free beer and pretzels willfered the audience at thevival of the play "'Ten Nights in aBarroom,” .Saturday and .Sunday atS:.l(). .Sawdust on the floor will alsohe used to give the projier atmosphere.'This tilay. directed liy John Jensen,was iiresented several times hy Uni¬versity student' at this enterprising lit¬tle theatre during tlie last year. Poim-lar demand has necessitated its iier-formance this year.(.'oiistance Weinliergir. senior niem-her of the l’oetr> chili takes the part -Anioiig the leading journals are TlieJournal of (ieology, the Journal ofI .Modern I’hilology, 'The .AmericanJournal of Sociologv, 'J'he lournal • fCuhe s re Times AnnouncesNew Essay PrizeSociology, the JournalI'icononiy, and the.Modern ifistori. of Politicalnow lonrnal ofof -Mehitahel and will accompanylierself on the banjo in singmg “Oh!I'ather, Dear Fathir, Conu HomeWith .Me Now." and "h'.'ankie andloliniiie Were Lovers." Air. llcald believes lliat many institiitions and husiness firms will makeuse of the journals of Political J'R'oii-only and 'The Jounial of Business,while the scientific perio Ti ai- will lieused hy many to b/ick n]i their ownresearcli work. New discoveries ;ireconst.'intly being presented threuigli( tlieir ii.'iges.FACULTY MEMBERSENTERTAIN FORMERDEAN AT LUNCHEON .Apppintnient of cadet edficers inthe University C’oriis has lieen madehy Major 'T. J. J. (.'hristian. John I'.Renluilt will he cadet major for theMarian 'Talbot, professor eni-j >ear. (. adet captains anC. B. 'Tlirift. John Rackow, RussellWhitney, and .Artlnir Peterson.Phelps Pratt, (ieorge Mueller. C.W. Carrett, Richard Kern, h'rederickRohie, Daniel Costigan, 'Theodore 'Tie-ken and R. J. 'Tipler have hee i chosenas first lieutenants. Second lieuten¬ants are Gordon Watroiis. Philips.\1eritns of the Household administra¬tion and former dean of the Juniorcolleges, will he the guest of thirtywomen of the faculty at a hinclieonWednesday at 12 in Ida Noyes hall. MATRIMONY VINE TOLURE STUDENTS TOTHAT FATAL STEPMrs. May me Logsdon, head of thecommittee, states that the purpose of , Campbell, Clifford Alger, G. I. Jamesthe luncheon is to promote sociability | Ir., Gerald Spencer. Charles Baker,hy bringing the women of the faculty ' George Fetherston, Bob Hancock. F.together and providing entertaiiiniei’tin which they might all participateThe hmcheon, tomorrow, will he thefirst of a scries to he held every t". oweeks. L. Koranda, Robert Driscoll, .AndrewDatiovsky and (icorgo Keyser.Newman Speaks on‘‘Studies in Twins” Harold Swift TalksTo Foreign Students"Studies in Human Twins” is thesubject of Professor H. H. Newman’saddress to be given today before theZoological Club at 4:30 in Room 29of the Zoology Building. All studentsin the University interested in Zoologyare invited. The club’s picnic is sched¬uled for next Sunday. The place hasnot been chosen. Harold Swift, [ircsideiit of the Boardof Trustees, vvill give the address atthe first meeting of the InternationalStudent .Association, scheduled forSunday at 5:30 in Ida Noyes hall.Three hundred students representingpractically every country are expectedto attend. These foreigners come fromschools in the vicinity of Chicago aswell as from the University. It is hoiied that Matrimony A'iiie.the lbiiver.sity’s latest acquisition inthe line of shruhhery, will not exerttoo great au influence over the s‘adents. Nor is its purpose, which canhe readily discerned from the n.'iine.cxiiected to he completely overlook! t!hy the faculty.'The vine will grace the new Diviuity cpiadrangle which has been re¬cently comiileted hy Wicboldt hall.Present iilans provide that the campusw'ill he ultimately he divirled int > aseries of such (luadraiigles. DEBATERS WILLMEET IN ROOM DREYNOLDS CLUB Prizes are offered liy the New York'Times in tlie fourth annual CurrentF.vents examination contest to be con¬ducted next .A|)ril. This examinationis written liy a committee of repre¬sentatives from the faculties of Cor¬nell. Dartmouth. Michigan, Wellesleyand other nniversitio'. 'The examin¬ation will lie ha'cd on current eventsof tlie past \ ear.'Thne iirizes of 150 dollars, seventy-five and tweiily-tive (loiIar> are offer¬ed to student.' of this University andthe l)i>t paper will he submitted fora national prize of 500 dollars. Allundergraduates are eligible to com¬pete. 'Those interested should sendtheir names to Iiox ninety-six. FacultyIfxchaiige.'Tile first meeting of tlu'. debatingchil) will he held in Rodin I) of theReynolds t'lnl) Thursday at 7. 'Thisiirganizatiiiii has fnr its purpose thes|)on,'i>riiig of deliates and (lie selec¬tion of a team to compete with i therschools. Prof. Nelson will lie the fac¬ulty advisi-r and coach this year.No formal debates are held. l>uteach individual gives liis own opinion;and'then listens to what otliers haveto say on the same subject.'The intranuiral dehatiiig contest isunder way at jiresent. Siieeches willhe on a iiopiilar subject, “Resolved—that Smith should not he Presidentof the United States.” WOMEN’S SPEAKERSCONSIDER NATIONALSORORITY PETITIONLanguage Clubs toMeet in Ida Noyes Eight Enlisted MenPass Gunners Test Sigma Delta Phi, a national profes¬sional sororiti', has become interestedin the Women Siieaker’s club and hasinvited it to form a diaper. 'This sug¬gestion is to he iilaced before the meni-hers of the club for their considera¬tion at the first meeting of the quarterto he held 'Thursday at 4:30 in IdaNoyes hall.-All Freshmen women who were in¬terested in debating societies in highschool arc especially invited to attend.The requirements for membership andactivities will he explained hy activememhers.b'ight enlisted men passed theirFirst Class (iuiiiiers 'Test Monday. Noone failed the examination, which isunusual in the oiiiiiioii of Major Chris¬tian. Those who passed arc: SergeantEl Circiilo Espanol and the Scan¬dinavian chib will hold their meetingstoday for the first time this quarter.The Scandinavian club nice^s in Ida j Raymond Scott, and Privates BradleyI'T. A'an Deusen, Raymond Ungerecht,Edward R. Rcidy, George H. Morrill,Noyes hall at 7:45 Assistant ProfessorChester Gould of the Gert”**’'{Scandinavian departments, will lectureon “August Strindberg.” El Circulo Raymond AAA Howe, W-illiam .A. Mil-Espanol meets in Ida N-oyes hall at 4. | Icr and Louis N. Boufford. Friars Obtain PinsToday in ReynoldsMembers elected to Blackfriars lastyear may obtain their pins in theBlackfriars office in the ReynoldsClub between 1:30 and 4:30 this after¬noon. “This applies however,” saysCharles Warner, the .Abbot, “only tothose who have paid their initiationfee. The others may not obtain theirsuntil the fee is paid.”Page Two THE DAILY MARCX>N, WEDNESDAY, CXTOBER 10, 1928Sly? iHarnottFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.50 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago.Illinois, under the -Act of March 3. 1897.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. nSHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICrOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFFICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXINGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCharles H. Good News EditorEMwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin Day EMitorHenry C. Ripley Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway Junior Editor iRosalind Green Junior EMitorJ. AMean Gibboney Feature EiditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore EklitorMarjmde Cahill Sophomore EJditorPearl Klein Sophomore EditorMarion E. White Sophomore EMitor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EMitorAlbert Arkules . . Sophomore EMitorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EMitorJerome Strauss Sophomore ElditorEmmarette Dawson W^omen’s EMitorMarjorie Tolman..Associate Women’s EkiitorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTElarle M. Stocker Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon SecretaryAbe Blinder ... Sophomore AssistantCharles Grosscurth Sophomore AssistantLee Loventhal „ Sophomore AssistantRobert Mayer Sophomore Assistant CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Topcoat, black and whitetweed. Mixture with red line, sec.floor, Reynolds Club, pri., Oct. 5.GtMierous reward for return of coatto Lost and Found Desk at Informa¬tion Office, Press Bldg., 58th andEllis.WANTED—A grad Student toI share large 1 room Kit. Apt. with 2I girls, 5442 Harper, Apt. 308. Rent$22 each per mo. Call H. Hamilton,Frank. 5856 any day before six.Sale, Fri., Sat., Oct. 12, 13. 8 A. M.—10 P. M. 1207 E. 5yth St. Modernhousehold furnishings, reasonablypriced, also Civil War Relics for dec¬orative purposes, framed pictui’es,typewriter, books, etc.TO RENT—3 light connectingrooms, single or double, with or with¬out light housekeeping privileges,5743 Drexel 3rd floor. Midw’ay 1468,j FOR SALE—Underwood Type¬writer, No. 5. Excellent condition. Abargain at $25. Can be seen in Har¬per E 47.FOR SALE—Excellent uprightpiano; mahogany bedroom suite. Din¬ing table and chair, walnut hall tree,etc. Prices reasonable, 5728 Dorchest¬er Ave., phone Midway 8559.offered.TO RENT—5736 and 38 MarylamiAve. 7 rm. apts. nicely furnished.$7500 per month; steam, mod., ior ap¬point. tel. Engelwood 4708.WANTED—Girl student to snar-.-apt. 6106 University. Call I'airfax7988.i IDEAL FOR FRATERNITYj HOUSE—$200 solid mahogany con¬sole Victrola in perfect condition for$50. Solid oak bookcase, good design,i $6. 1149 E. 56th St., 1st floor. Plaza' 1310. Call evenings or Sundays.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in tindergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Application of research principles and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion, of undergraduate interest in lechires, concerts,exhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitorims and field house.5. Support of military unit.6. Adoption of a deferred fraternity and club rushing plan.DESCRIPTIONWe overheard a freshman pronounce judgment on the chapelyesterday. She said, “It’s cute.” We looked at the massive struc¬ture. We looked up and across it, and the exceptional heightond length of the building seemed to express something full andvigorous, something that transcended the partialities of provinciallife and ordinary toil. We saw bulk; but the logical principle ofthrust and counterbalance, the great scale of the clerestory bays,the soaring vault shafts, the great arches and the bold shadowsthat their soffits cast gave qualities of intellectuality and soul tothe staunch mass of Bedford limestone.Yet the freshman had said, “Itt’s cute.” We heard a crunchingsound, and asked our friend what it was. He replied that it wasArchitect Bertram Grosvenor Goodhue turning over in his grave.PERILOUS WATERSOne of the most objectional features of driving to a footballgame here is the army of self-appointed youths who expect m feefrom any car that parks within eight blocks of Stagg field. Thesituation is quite analogous to the Barbary coa.st in colonial times.If the driver does not see fit to pay tribute, these little piratesattack one or more tires of his anchored ship. They figure thatthe attack brings about a two-fold result: (1) with this as a re¬minder the victim on future occasions cannot help but pay toll,and (2) captains of other frigates aregiven an c.\aniple and warning ui whatmight hapjjen to them >houIfl tliey toorefuse to loosen their purse strings.Where all these little rovers comefrom we do not know. Some say thatafter the season at Comiskey Park wasover they merely shifted their activ¬ities from there to here. It is a situa- ERNST ROEHLK5809 Harper Ave.Phone Hyde Park 8282ARTIST - PHOTOGRAPHER I WANTED—Typing to do at my; home, 5445 Woodlawn .Xve. Promptservice assured. Zelma Pulley.LADIES — .Address envelopes athome, spare time, $15-$25 weekly easy.Experience unnecessary. Dignifiedwork. Send 2c stamp ft>r particulars.Mazelle, Dept. CS-4. Gary, I ml.ELECTION BOARDINITIATES NEWVOTING SYSTEM(Continued from page 1)•As already stated, no .student canhave more than one petition circulatedin his name, and any student signingmore than one petition for an (U'l ciinvalidates his signature. .A niininnnnof twentj'-fivc names is needefl tomake a petition acc<'i)tahle.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1298 E. 6.3rd .St. Tel. Hyde Park 3080no«ipti»>rs Cla.ss Monday and FridayEveninjr.s at S. Terni.s. .siniile lesson $1.90.t) lessons for .$5.00..Special Class Tuesday Afternoon 75 cents.Private I.,essons .Anytime.TAKE LECTURE NOTES IN CODEUse Owen ABC ShorthandEasy to I.earn Easy to WriteEasy to ReadCircular on Re<iuestANNETTE E. FOTH538 S. Dearborn St. Room 1003Harrison 1717or1469 E. 57th St.tion fraught with hut few solutions.How long are we to remain helplessbefore the outstretched hands of thesebuccaneers? What, if in the futurethey shituld fail to fiiscriminate wherethe women and children are concerned,should he done?We believe that here is a ..situationthat demands dra-tic measures. 'I'lieUnited States Marines should he calledout to exterminate the wretches.SANDWICHSHOP& GRILLThe Only SandwichShop in the NeighborhoodBREAKFAST - LUNCHEONDINNER1208 E. 61st StreetBetween Woodlawn and KimbarkS. NEAL MELHAM Get Into AFROG BRANDSLICKERThey are all over the Campus!On “Eds” and “Co-Eds”—SAWYER’S Frog Brand Slickersare the predominant feature of arainy day. Wise upper-classmenknow and under-classmen soonlearn that for warmth and protec¬tion, SAWYER’S .Slickers are thebest bet.SAWYER’S Stickers ereobtainable at men’s stares,haberdashers and depart¬ment storesGet yours—^TODKYH. M. SAWYER & SONMass.I ttH))East Cambridge(.Maktn •/ Gmmtm OtUd Chiham Guest-Author GivesOpinion on SocietySickness(Continued from page 1)thi.s weakness by tAie so-called mor¬ality of eradicating the weak. In viewof the constitutional sickness of so¬ciety, however, the attempts to im¬prove conditions by removing theweak are in direct contradiction to theprocess of evolution, healthy and dis¬eased.”Dr. Kraus has been visiting theQuadrangles for a year, during whichtime he produced the hook “Sick So¬ciety,” which will he placed on saletoward the end of the year. The hookis the only one of its kind being anapproach to social life based on socialphilosophical attitudes. Dr. KrausAvill leave for Balliol college. England,soon to continue work on sociology.OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, October 10Divinity Chapel, 11:50. JosephBond chapel. Professor J. M. P.Smith of the Divinity School.The Faculty Women’s luncheon,12, Ida Noyes hall.El Circulo Espanol, 4:00, IdaNoyes hall.The Junior Mathematical cluh, 4,Ida Noyes hall. Professors HubertSlaught and Ernest Lane of theMathematics department.The Zoology cluh, 4:30, Zoology29, “Studies of Human Twins.’’ Pro¬ fessor Horatio Hackett Newman ofthe Zoology department.The Scandinavian Cluh, 7:45, IdaNoyes hall, “August Strindberg.” As-» sistant Professor Chester Gould ofthe Swedish department.The University Congregationalclub, 8, 1164 East 58th Street.BEFORE AND AFTERTHE FOOTBALL GAMEDine atWITCH KITCH INN“Where the Witchery of Good Cooking Lures”6325 WOODLAWN AVENUEAll Set forSaturday?Make the date now—for next Saturday night—and every Saturday night. You’ll both en-I joy it—and we’ll be glad to have you with us.I Chicago’s Smartest real place to dance. In-I formal . . . but ritzy enough so that you’llknow' you’ve been some place. Have dinner iw'ith us—$2.00 per person, no extra covercharge. If you come after dinner—50 cents^each. The peppy, snappy, quick-steppy musicCitarts at 7—Gome on—we want the Univer-rsity crowd!HotelShoreland IFIFTY-FIFTH STREET at the IJVKEPlaza 1000 IWhat Shakespearesays about Goca-CblaTWELFTH NIGHTArt I. Scene 5 Delicious and Refivsking*^Halloo your name tothe reverberate hills,and make the babblinggossip of the air cry uuf'The Bard of Avon ^avc muchgood advice. And this piece cer¬tainly has been followed byCoca-Cola:The drink you read about. Andthe little red sign brightens thestreets and comers of cities andtowns everywhere, its name morefamiliar than the names of thestreets themselves.The Coca-Cola Company, \tlanta. Ga.L 8 million a day ^IT had to be good to get wheri; it isTHIS WEEK’S SPECIALS3x5 WOOD FILES in colorMaroon, White Oakv Dark Oak, Natural\ 1 00 Cards and Index60cGYM SHOES$3.50 Gym $2.982.50 Gym 1.981.50 Gym 1.151.25 Oxford 1.05at th<U. of C. BookstoreOpen Sat. P. M. 5802 Ellis Ave.Pti U wins openingtouchbnil tQt in drivefor third title.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1928 Reserves hold froshat bay in first heavyscrinunage.Big Ten FlashesNotes From the Camps IAnn Arbor, Oct, 10—Approximately230 athletes are in football suits at theUniversity of Michigan, according tothe Athletic Association.Coach CliflFord Keen has been plac¬ed in charge of the latest additions towearers of the Maize and Bine; 30sophomores who were not ready for“B” team work. This gives Michigana Varsity squad of t>0, a freshmansquad of 140, and the new class team,or a total of 230 men in foothal Inniforms.Ann .Arbor, Oct. 10—Coach l*'ielding H. Yost, Diercotr of Intercollegi¬ate Athl«|tics at the C^iiversity ofMichigan, made the following an¬nouncement today:“Tad Wieman is in charge of tin-coaching staff, this is. in effect. HeadCoach. My work on the staff willcontinue to he: aiding in tlie develoj)-ment of kickers and passers."Urbana. 111.. Oct. 10—t'orrectingthe usual flaws exposed by an openinggame. Bob Zuppke is preparing themini for the next game which is withCtx* college of Cedar Rapids, la.. Sat¬urday, in the stadium.Coe was one of the best teams itiIowa last year, finishing third in itsconference, the Mid-west, after a closecontest for the championship and ssaid to have another strong team.Moray Kby has coached Coe for 14years and his teams have won 69 outof 102 games they have played, withfive ties, which is extraor<linarilygood. GRIDDERS PUT INTOUGH SESSIONWITH YEARLINGS!Stagg Gives Attention jTo Passing IAttackCoach Stagg’s Maroons got in sometough licks for the opening con’er-ence tilt with Iowa Saturday, with |results that showed Chicago will be |in fine fettle for the invaders.Reserves HoldJerry Fisher’s freshmen, ecpiippedwith Iowa plays, were turned loosefailed to dent the reserves’ defense.Coach Stagg spent the afternoonstressiug the passing attack which heexi)ects to unleash against theHawkeyes. P'quipped with a host ofpas.sers, the “Old Man" is bankingheavily on this offensive weapon.Most of the men appear in goodshape, although Van Nice was stillundergong treatment on an injuredknee. Weaver, giant guard, continuedto work out with the first team, anda report on his eligibility is expectedsometime today..\ defense for the powerful Iowa at¬tack s still occuping the attention ofthe coaching staff.WHOOPEE!!for15cFULL SIZED MALTEDN’EVTHIN’SANDWICHES- -SODAS“U MUS KUM OVER"The Maid-Rite Sandwich Shop“Across From Woodworths”5U((E55You are pointed for success when youequip yourself with theWahl-Evertharp Fouataiii Pen$3 to $10You pick the point that fits your writingstroke. Money cannot buy a betterwriting pen.Its team mate is the famous Eversharp pen¬cil priced from $2 to $6.Wahl-Eversharp offers you a complete lineof quality writing instruments, all styles,all prices. See your Wahl dealer today.WABl WmSHARfP E N S A N D ' P E N CI L S I ' FAIL IN VARSnr AHACKCost To UniformGrid Player $100Xot so many years ago all that wasnecessary to play football was a mopof hair and a disdain for hard knocks.Today it costs $100 to outfit oneplayer.Most of the regulars use two ormore outfits a season, while a starback, like a star dancer, gives theshoemakers a laugli. He uses a paira game.Riding Classes ForUniversity WomenTo Begin ThursdayBeginning Thursday, Oct. 11. \V.A. A. will sponsor a series ot lessonsin horseback riding annually offeredto University women during fall andspring quarters.Classes will meet at all lrours of tlieday and will provide instruction forall degrees of horsemanship. Begin¬ning classes will meet Monday at 3,Wednesday at 7 A. M.. and Thursdayat 7 A. M. and 3 P. M. and Satuidayat 9; and advanced groups, Mondyat 4, Wednesday at 5 and Saturday at9.“Captains will be chosen in eachgroup to whom each nieniher will heresponsible for lier attendance at eacliclass meeting," according to PriscillaKellogg, W. A. A. representative incharge. iPSI U SWAMPSA. T.O. IN OPENEROF L M. SCHEDULESix Gaines Compose CardOn First Day ofPlayThe annual 1. M. touchhall >east)nopened yesterday with six stirringgames with the following rcsidts:Psi Up.silon .10; .Alpha 'I'an Oineg.i0.Kappa Sigma 24; Phi Beta Delta 0.Phi Pi Phi 12; Beta Theta Pi 0.Delta K. l*'psil 0; Phi rianima Del¬ta 12.Tan K. K. 0; Sigma Chi 6.Tan Delta Phi 6; Lambda Chi .-Al¬pha 6.In the Psi U A. I'. O. game I'rbanmade three of the five touch(k)wns.It seems that the Psi U’s have a goodteam habit.In tlie Kai)pa .Sig—Phi 15. Di-lla tiltPo.ser of Kappa Sigma made tw(' ofthe four touchdowns.Root and McCond) share<l honors inthe Phi Pi Phi—Beta game; each mak¬ing one touchdown for Phi Pi Phi.Bowers and .-Mien of Phi Ganmi.tDelta were the scorers in their gamewith Delta Kappa Fpsiloti.King, of Sigma Chi, made the one Buckeye-W ol verineGame A Sell-OutOhio State university atlilctic au¬thorities have annoimced a completesell-out for the Ohio .State-Michigangame, October 20tb, at ColinnI)Us.This keeps the record of sell-outsfor these teams intact, for .Michiganand Ohio have played to cai)acitycrowds at every meeting since (^hiobuilt her new stadium both in Colum¬bus and at Ann .Arbor. Last yearthe Buckeyes were defeated by theWolverines in the game dedicatingthe new Michigan stadium.Horseshoe TourneyTo Start Oct. 10With Ten MatchesThe Intramural Horseshoe i)itcliingtournament starts W'ednesday. Oct<)-her 10th. The matches will be playedon the courts located east of Ryer-son. Three teams from each organ¬ization will play at the same time,making it easier to get teams on tlu-field.'touchdown that defeated the TKlC.s.' Two overtime periods were played! in the Tan Delt-Lam. Chi game in ani effort to get away from the tie. One: touchdown seemed to he the limit for! both teams. Xovick scored for ranDelta Phi and Xorherg for Lamlxla' Chi Alpha. SOLDIER ATHLETESAT CHICAGO HAVEUNUSUAL RECORDSEnlisted Men in R. O. T. C.Have Varied AthleticExperience1i Not all of the athletic prowess inI this university is centered in the var-: sity team athletes. In the R. O. T. C.' department there are si: enlisted menwho have athletic records of no meanj caliln-r. These men have played tni] military post teams a-" d a few ofthem have even invader the profes¬sional fields, and at the present timethey are stationed at the Universityi of Chicago.I Van Deusen OutstandingI The outstanding of these militaryi athletes is one T. Van Deusen, Pri-1 vate who was light heavyweight mox-ing champion of the Philippine De-: partment and China in 1924 and 1925:—Captain of the Fort Mills swimmingteam in Orient games at Manila inj 1925—Captain of the TVesidio of Sani Francisco swimming team in 1926—: Right Tackle on the Jefferson Bar¬racks football team in 1926—Captainand Left Half of the Ft. Slocum NI.Y. team in 1927—and fought profes¬sionally under the long name of “Ti¬ger Bell’’ in 1926-27.Resenting....CHARLIE CHAPLINin the cigarette testfamous star selects OLD GOLD“One cigarette of the four Ismoked in the blindfold testwas like shooting a scene suc¬cessfully after a whole series offailures. It just ^clicked’ and 1named it as my choice. It wasOld Gold. Which clears up amystery, for the supply of OldGolds in my Beverly Hillshome is constantly being de¬pleted. It seems that Strong-heart and Rin-tin-tin are theonly motion picture stars whodon’t smoke them.”e P. LorlUtrd Co.. Eat. ITtOMade from the heart-leavesof the tobacco plant CHARLIE CHAPLIN. . . movie faverite the world over,io one of hia beat-loxed piolurca—“The Circus."MR. CHAPLIN WM aak«d to amoke each of the four leadiotbrands, clearing hit tatte with coffee between ttnokea. Onlyone question was asked; " Which one do you like the best?”How does OLD GOLD do it?What’s the secret of OLD COLD'S winning charm?The answer is very simple. Three types of leavesgrow on the tobacco plant . . . coarse, heavy top-leaves, irritating to the throat . . . withered grortndleaves, without taste or aroma . . . and the heart- leaves, rich in cool and fragrant smoking qualities.These gulden-ripe heart-leaves give OLD GOLDStheir honey-like smoothness. That’s why so manypeople choose them. And that’s why you too canpick them . . . even in the dark.SMOOTHER AND BETTER-^^NOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD’’THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1928After the GameTake a short walk to the Official Student Tea Shopwhere you will meet your friends and be sure to getGOOD FOOD and QUICK SERVICE.THEELLIS TEA SHOP940 East 63rd St. Near Ellis Ave, and 63rdSt.Our tea shop has been newly decorated and we nowoffer a beautiful environment in which we are ableto serve the college students all kinds of sandwiches,a complete table-de-hote service, and unusual luncheonsfor 50c and dinner for 75c and 85c. Specialchicken dinners on Sunday.We are serving the best food money can buy, cookedby experts who make it wholesome, and reasonablepriced.Arrange for a Club or Fraternity luncheon ordinnerCALL MIDWAY 7207