Launch frosh fellow¬ship groups tonight. *Bailp jUlaroon Publications openpositions for frosh.Vol. 29. No. 2. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1928 Price Five CentsThe Blind AlleyBy Louis H. Engelierewith we present to our dis-criminatinjr public' our .second infantprodipy. conceived in chaos and bornin bewilderment. The staff, havingbeen wrapped in the throes of thesecond conception for the major partof the afternoon, is now resting eas¬ily, and it merely remains for me to |pound out my little diatribe on my jbouncing Underwood. After that—into thy hands do we commit our¬selves. dear Harry and Mickey.•larry and .Mickey in case youdo:/t know — are the two patient.souks who have otfic'iated at the high■-. r in-' y .if jirinting tin- Maromi sincelime immemorial. Editors have comeand gone, but Hany and Mickey arethe kind who go <>n forever. Nowtake Mickey for instance. Mickeyhas .>et this column up on the lino-i>; e machine since- that feitile brain.',wlcii'h ni'W ‘‘ontrols the destinies of• ur noi-.rious contemporary, ThePhoenix, tirst ])ropounded its unan-swrable query. “What Of It?’(Mickey will tell you to this day thatth' se tirst column> were (he best;\-T printed, and since she and the'various authors are the only oneswho have ever read any of the col¬umns ail the way through her ver¬dict. must t)e re; pc ted.)-Mickt-y has but few comments toinaiie on the vitriolic essays of thelati Milton S. Mayer, whom the pow¬er,- that be at this .Saintly Institutionremoved from participation in cam-pu- activities on the charges ofinsanity. ;'rt)laiuty. perjurx, cml)c//Ic-nu‘!U, libel, .■'.'icrilcgc, .ind kindred ail-niciit,-. .Mickc\ nc\cr had nuieli rc-:f'.'t for tlu' I'uiiciictittiis of that fiiir-ha)“^> d ■Inniiii't. who-c latc-t aber-r itioii ua> the recent Plackfriar i>ro-diu'^K n. bec;m-c Milt with Id-. cU'-toin-ary "I ■cvil-inav-c.irc" iiu lTicieucy• (ragged In’s coluuin, “Main Street"down t' tile printer's when the spiritnr.vcd him, if tlien. .\nd since Mickeydor<» no* relish working .at 4 in tlie 'niornin.L when all elf-repecting girlswith .i r* ont.itioii to protect are snng-vl'd, in ’iic ciilertlown, the friendli-« L of fn..inil\ relation- did not existhct.vt n .Milt and .Mickey. In fact,wi fiav« i’ on good anthorit\ that attnn-- t'-u rc w.i-- iioihing more tli.aiithe . .im;;on hoiid of dclitor .ind cred¬it' hctwccii the two, for that s.ni-ter.let :tf ! Hi. li.all liad a nio-tIir.i^ ;ir',; ; o-hn lor att.acliing to IpmscI;■: idry . tin- . iiattels .ind heloiig ng . '■ - f* II 'W men.\-al tin n there w.i'. W'idditield, her.>oi the. h.attle with tlie ho t - • f '•teI ndergradiiate conncil and iiiipa--loiicd . li.diipion of the freedom of theI'lc ■. A‘, 'Iriited flown to the jiriiit-er - .iroimd midnight ;i.- .1 rule to in_speci his !i.ail\ colimiii witli .all thepr;d< and iirejndice of a iirotid papa..\t ('ntimicd "Main .'street' -nccess-nillv and more to .Micktv’' -.atisfac-tioic for when tlu- hate colnnms didroll around they were always ac.'oiu-panifd with that winiiiiig W'iddifiehlsmile which no fair (kiiiisei not •■veila M.ortar Hoard—could rcsi-!..\nd this 1,., tile second editn.n of“The Blind .Alley." Mickey .a.s yethas made no comments, hut the I.t-erary world hangs hreatliless on herverflict. Harry, who "imike- up" thepage has alreatly rendered his deci-,'ion—setnuthing to the effect that thetitle of this masteridece is not whollyina{ipropri:ite for like most columns"it just don't .get iiowlieres."(H cour-e I realize that the pearl.;of wi.sdom that arc herewith pre¬sented are not what might he calledinvaluable jewels. Hut after till I am.sometimes inclined to agree with '1'.\ . .Smith (or was it the Duncan sis¬ters'! that there's still somethingin that old story about the pearls andthe itw'iue.) However, now that 1have read W ill Durant’s "1 Im Storyof Philosophy” 1 feel the urge to as¬cend the heights of refelctive thouglitto dispense and from the vantage pointof iJiy eighteen scholarly years phil¬osophical nuggets of an eighteen car¬rot and two turnip value.If this is bad, wait till I start ravingthen. FROSH GROUPS MEET TONIGHTPledge Twenty-Five Women to ClubsCOMPLETE FIRSTLibraryFORMAL RUSHING ^ti^dui^yWITHOUT RULES PROMINENT MENOsgood Reports Conditions Among jLEAO FRESHMENCanadian Indians; Works on Thesis GROUP MEETINGSTwelve Clubs AnnouncePledges from FallMatriculation.Ninety-live entering fre-lnnaii woiii-I II Were iili'dged tt* tile tui lvi' caiii-ptis iliih- eiiliniiiatdig a week of eon-I eiitr.ited rusliiii.g. .\eIioth announce-*the pledging of t li.irlotte .Abhec, ( ar-olyii .\pel.aii(l, l.iliian I’erkseii, Hiitli.^cholu•nl.all. and J.aiiet Smith. .All aia-resident- of t'hieago.( hi kilo Sigma amioimees tin- jiledg-iiig of I.colic Haih'v, .'-tuarta Harat.(’ali.'t.a j.aekson, ( l.iralK'lle I ireeiiwaid,\’irgiiiia I’atten, \ irginia I.ozon, Margaret Hill, Dorothy .Sehiiinaiiii. .amiji-'.'uiiine Durante. Delt.i Sienna an-lii'unee.- the jdi'dgiiig of Heiiriett.iK’e.'rdoii, Janet W ork;..Deltlio annoiiiiee- Hie pledging ofl-T.aiice- .Vilen and Helen W illiam- of( >-k.aIoosa. Iciw.i. and of Editli H.iilfii '. Murine Hled-oe, Adele ( ahooii,Virginia Ramsdell and Dorotliy:-.ehul/. I'lie !■-oterie .imioiiiu'e- theidedgiiig of V ol( aliill. Dorothy Har-lia. .Nancy JaneKennedy. Katharine Lammcdei'. I'.lea-iior .VI iekelherry, K.itharinc Mead.Jeannette Smith, and I'.lizalieth VanWi-Moiii. rile M.arlar Hoard aii-iiounee- the pledging of Mary .Ander¬son. i raiice;. Heebe. Margaret Hlack.Kl.-.i h.her-oii, (.'live Irvine. JanetJohns. Harriet Miller. Helen .VIi\,1 aiiiise SluTinaii. I ranee- l.ee l o'lertoll, and Helen W ilkin-.I’hi lUta Delta aiinoiiiua- tlu' pledgmg of I’e,gg> Harr, ( ordeli.a ( rout.M.ary l>avis, l,\ih,a I'ei iu'j. ViolaIleitm.iii, Marion Mar-lial. (iraei- .Me-l.aiigiilin, (Iweiidolyn Mil’lier-oii, andllihlretli .Seltzer. 1‘lii I hdta kpsiloiiaiiiiouiie- tile pledging of h'loreiieeAndrew-, Doiotiiea ( .ampbell, l.oui-e(Omier, M.iry ( kairo Jolm-ton. .M.ir-jorie l.eiitclur. Jo-epliim Miralull.t,and .Viidrea Kadclitfe. Hi Dili,a I’hiamioimce- tlie pledgiii.g of H.iintte Opening of the new (iradnate Li-hr.ary .Seliool at the University takesplace today witli the assembly of thelir>t clas;- for a course in “The Ori-,giii and Development of the I'rinledHook." 'Idle .School is the only centerill tlie country devoted e\clusi\ely ti.idvaiieed study and researeii 1;. li¬brary M-it'tU'e. It wa- made .)o--ihh'by .a gilt of one million dollars madeto tile University in Hliti by tlie Uar-iiegie l''oim(lation.Professor Works Is DeanStudent . w ho have been admittedto the University s new division a^ecollege graduates, ail of whom 'nicebeen eii.gaged in lilirary work. Thechief method of iiroeediire will lie in¬dividualized researeii in problems oflibrary teehiiitine. llie Doctor ofHliilo-ophy degre will he gr.intcd fortliree ye.ir- of advanced work, a thesiswliicli is a constructive addition to li¬brary practice .and theory, .and sne-lo-sfni oral and written examinations.l'rote-.-or (ieorge .Vlan Works, w hoeoiiie to tile University of (hicagofrom Uornell niiivvrsity. ha- bee nor-.Marjorie ganizing tlie Lilirary .'-cliool for thela-t year, and will lie the dean. HeIS assisted by J. U. M. llaiiseii, Hro-fc-.sor of Hihlio.gr.aphy, ( lassificationand C ataloguing; I )r. Douglas W’aples,Professor of 1‘ducatioiial .Method: and(( 'ontimied on pa.gt .x) riu last letter vvliich is exiiected forthree months from C'orneliiis Osgood,graduate stiideiit and explorer, hasI recently been received by Dr. Edwardj .Sapir. Osgood is carrying on researchamoii'g the .Afliahaskan Indians of theMaroon BusinessStaff Meets at 3riie hiisiiie-' -taff of the Daily Ma¬roon will liol'l a meeting for fresh¬men caiidiilate- loniorrow at a inUohh lit)..VssigmiKiits will he made and workon the staff will he explained to thecandidates. The different branches ofwork offered for the freshmen will hecle.'irly outlined..Vt the end of this quarter a largesilver cup will he awarded to thefreshman wlio has maintained the Ijestrecord for general effiency in the hiisi-ness deiiartmeiit..All candidates niiahle to he at thismeeting should see Earle Stocker anydav this week in the .Maroon office.UNIVERSITY BANDPLANS PROGRAMFOR IOWA GAMEClarence CushmanHeads Second YearHonor OrganizationThe unnamed Sophomore honorsociety, successor to Score club and.Skull ;>nd (’reseent. will hold it.s fir.stmeeting of the fall (piarter in Room('. Reynolds Ulub, tonight at 7 iHO.It is expected that at this meetinga name will be selected.The officers ot the society, whowere elected late last spring (luarterunder the supervision of the Under-Eeiiioii, I 'eeelia Listing. I'lizabetli (tiaduate Student ( ouneil, aie ( lai-i ( oiitinied oil p.igi iDr. Gilkey GivesChapel AddressDr. Uii.irles \V. (iilkey. dean of theUliaiH'l, will deliver the coininemora-tive address today at IJ in the Uni¬versity Uliaiiel. 'I’lie services held to¬day are the traditional ones given inconiinemoration of the first chapelservice held in I8d2 on the first dayof the .Autumn cpiarter at 12. Thedate has since been changed to thefirst 'I'uesday of the quarter, becauseregistrativin interferes with attendanceon the first day.I'lie University choir will lead inthe singing of Iiyi .ns. Mack E'vans,director of the choir, will play theorgan. cnee rusiiinan, president, William(laivey, viee-presi<lent, and RaymondFried, seerelary. There are twenty-,two members.Ularenee ("ashman, the president,predicts that this year a firm foun- ■dation will be laid for future Sopho¬more honor societies. Tliis is the'first time that the student council 'has co-operated with a second yearsociety to make it representative ofthe class. The l^niversity band will make itsfirst appearance of the season at theopening conference game with Iowa,at Stagg field October U5..According to Edward Nelson, stu¬dent President, a good deal of timeand money has been .«'ient gettingthe hand into shape, over $4.01)0 wasspent for new uniform equipment.Director Palmer Clark, who madeixissible a concert hand last year, hasreturned to campus and is workingon several new jirograms for theFootball season.Rehearsals begin Monday’ at thel):ind room in the west stand of Staggfield. .All university men who filayinstruments are urged to report andget on the pay roll. It is expectedthat th(‘ hand will he 100 strongwhen it niarehv's on the field the1 :uh. j .McKenzie valiey in Canada. .Mthoiigii] hi- work is being financed liy thej National .Museum of ( anada. Iii- find-i will he used as material for ;i tliesi-.j J he letter tells v)f hi- as-ociale- andgeneral conditions among the Indian;-."Hovviaiui, the trader who followed; .\rden,” lie wrote, "is the most like-; able man I have found in the .North.He is a cool, pleasant temperedWelshman, lie i- obviously well ed¬ucated hut denies it. He seem,- ah--olutely eertaiii that the nio-t jirim-itive lndi;ins in this district are atthe (ireat Hear U.ake.j Indians Suffer' ".\t iire-viit everyone, and especial¬ly the Jiidians. is .-ick with the grippe,it doesn't seem to h.ive hit me coni¬ng from the outside, hut everyoneel-e here is ;mi,-erable. The ehief-liimseli, lia- lost five children. ".A nieiiiher of the Department of theInterior oj Uanad.a li;i.- offered to ten-I porarilv -olve one oi (Jsgood s prob-leiiis by loaning him several dog■ te.ain-. .At iireseni dogs cost one liuii-' dred dollar- .aiiiece and there arenot -utlicieiit funds to inireha-e anv.I hi- expedition ha- been broughtahoir .1- the eiiliiiiiiativin of nionthsol jireparation on the part of Osgood.Hefore venturing on the journey to-vvttrd (iTeat Hear Uakv- lie luirdeiied' hiiiisell by many trijis through theI Hudson Hay region .ind the Uaii.adian! northwest.Handbook Sales atRecord Peak; PlanReduction in PriceRetired ProfessorReturns to CampusProfessor J. Paul Goode, who re¬tired from the University last yearon account of a serious illness, hasreturned to the campus as a mem¬ber of the staff of the Geographydepartment and is giving a course inClimatology, one in Graphics,and Cartography. Professor Goodeis the originator of Goode’s Inter¬rupted Homolographic equal areaprojection maps. He .is also theauthor of several articles on geog¬raphy. Gurney To TravelYear in PersiaETedeiic J. Gurney, a.ssistant record¬er of the University, who was reportedin The Daily Maroon on June ninthas having resigned from the recorder’soffice, announced last night tliat hewould remain with the Univcr.-;ityduring the Autumn quarter.At the close of the .Autumn (juartcr.Mr. Gurney will leave this countryto travel abroad for a period of morethan a year. The object of this triowill he to visit his son, F. Taylor Gur¬ney, who is in c'large of a Preshy'-terian school in Resht, Persia. Afterspending a year with his son, Mr.Gurney wdll return by way of F.ng-land, where he will spend severalmonths.A complimentary tea was accordedMr. Gurney when his resignation wasannounced last spring. Air. Gurneyhas been in the recorder’s office for35 years, and has developed a newsystem for keeping records of the stu¬dents. Frosh Jobs Open |on Cap and Gown!Ca]) and Gown invites all freshmen, iwith or without exiierience. to come !til a general iiueting tomorrow, at ^2 40 ill it- office in Lexington hall.John Ridge, ( ap and Gown editor, ;-ay s. “ I'he annual i- going to he con- ;siderahly chaiige<l and iin[)roved thisy ear. Art work is to he done by pro- ,fessionals, and two new’ humor and ifeature sections will he added.“There will he plenty of reportorialwork. The staff will commence work ;immediately and assignments will con¬tinue throughout the year. I'or thosewho prefer tl;e business staff there are |positions of advertisement solicitingoil a ten per cent commission basis.” \\ ith the -ludeiil handliook -ales t’oiEre-liiiian Week at the reeorfi ;i.,a'.-;ot 4.s(l. .a reduetion in the iiriee tuthirty cent- to ctiiiipus organiztitioiiswho ]iiirch.i-e twenty ur mure cujiiesis .aiiiKniiiced by Juhn h'reenian, bu,-i-ne-- iiKinager.•A drixv w as iiegiiii yv-terday uiidi rthe (lireetiuii uf i''reemaii ru -uheit-ides aiiiuiig tile frateniitie-. .and asecond cam]><ai,L;ii aiiiuiic; the clnh- i-eunteinplated later in the week. Imi'sIi-men wliu desire places un the staff f n’next yaar's liuuk .are iirgeii lu .'ip|>Iynow ,at the \ . .M. G. A. uffiee.liaiidlioo'KS may’ he hun.nlit at t!ie A'.M. and V. \N . U. .\. uffiee . HurtChirk's, W’uudvvurth's. ainl I’ee Uni¬versity liuukstures. I’uhlislied undertile s|)u2isurshii) ut the Uiiiver-ity T.M. .A., the material n-iially cuii-taiiied in one hook li.as lieen -p'lit lliisvear between two vuhniies. One-Nine-Three-TwoAttendance RequiredBy Green Cap( )iie-.Nine- I'hree-Tw (I fellow shipgroups will .a-seinhle this evening atj7:Ux for the first time under the di-. reetion of Senior le.ader- who have.attained iiromiiieiua- in student aetiv-‘ itie,-'.I Five group', each h.aving a dea’i ot' one of the variou- deptiftnients of! the Univer-ity a- ;ulvi-or. will hei formval w hicli fre-linieii siioii'ai jeiinj according to tlie special field w hich. the faculty advisor represent;.Five Groups FormedTlie first group which has Dean.Scott :is advisor ;ind ( harles Uniteras Senior letider will meet in theDiorth lounge of Reynolds club. FhUwaird U;iw ler ;ind U.avvreiice Smith are, Junior and .So])honiore assistant re-sjiectively. (iron]) two with DeanPomeroy ;is advi.sor nieets in room.\ of Reynolds club. \ incent Uihliv; is Senior leader, John Ridge is Juniori assistant and William Kincheloe isSoiiliomore iissistant. The t'lird .group: w hich h;is Detin Nelson :is faculty ad-' visor, Robert .McKinlay as Seniorle.'ider. .\rthur .Aiiliott :is Junior as-' sistaiit. and Martin Hovvers as Sopho-, more assistant, w ill meet in the Little’ Tlieater in Reynolds. Deaji Uoulter isj tidvisor of group four w hicli meets in; the Uomnioiis room in Swift hall. Min: otl Stickiiey is .Senior leader of thisI .group. Harold Haydoii and Louis Co-; hen .assistants. Tlie fifth group meetsin tlie I'ower room of Mitchell Tow¬er. Dean (Ikadfelt is tidvisor. Russel\\ liitney is Senior leader, (ileun Hcy-, wood is Junior assistant, and KayI Fried is So])lioinore ;issistant.Meet On TuesdaysI'hese ineetings will i)e held everyI I'uesday, beginning today, for the pur¬pose of .aeipiainting freslnnen with thej Univer-ity . it.- opportunities and it-aetivitie-. .All (jiiestioii- jiertaiiiin.g■ student life w ill lie answered by tlie' leaders, w ho were -elected for proin-ince in ptirticiilar field- of aetivity.'file .groniis h.ave liven redueed in mnn-her ;ind iiicrea-ed in size -o that a' contaet with the ni >st jiroininent -e-niors i- insured.tnetheAlltoY. W. C. A. CabinetPlans Fall ActivitiesFRESHMEN!Subscribe toTheDaily MaroonforLatest caniLits nc^n'SSport commentsStudent opinionsSocial notesAnd the general gossip of theQuadrangles. Plans for the A'. W. C. .\. member¬ship drive to he held the second andthird weeks of the quarter were dis¬cussed yesterday afternon at a meet¬ing of the y. W. C. A. First Cabinet.Invitations to tlie Freslnnen Frolic,the tinmial event of the drive which isplanned to help the freshmen becomeiietter acquainted and to interest themin the work of the Y. \V., liaie al¬ready’ been issued. Arrangements forthe party which will end in a LanternParade around c: inpus, are being su¬pervised by Frances Carr, cliainmin cfthe Freshmen committee. The Frolicwill be followed by an intercollegiatetea, primarily for transfers from otheruniversities .and by the first meetingof the members of the V. \V. C. A.The dates for these affairs will be an¬nounced later. .Attv iidance w ill he taken :it1 meetings since they are one of. reipii.-ite- of tile Green (.'<i|) club.■ fresliiiieii eviiiciii.g ;iny tendencyj <ii,-phiy tiieir imwers of elocution will; he given aiiqile vipiiortunity to debateI on some xuliji-ct of universal interestI -m il as the ftunous "whistlel.iird.”^ Harry Ha,gey and the Freslnnan' hoard have arr.inged ;i schedule ofI meetings w hich w ill soon he givento nienihers of the groups. Freshmenarc urged to make use of this opjior-tuiiity to become acquainted with themechanics that make up the Univers-itv.Michelson Returnsfrom Western TripProfessor .Albert A. Michelson,chairman of the Physics department,returned to the University last weekfrom California where he spent thesuninicr recovering from a recent ill¬ness..Although loo ill to enga.ge in hisexperimental work, he directed tnework of his assistants who repeate<lthe famous Michelson-Morley experi¬ment for which he was awarded theNobel prize. According to ProfessorMichelson the experiment was per¬formed even more accurately than inprevious efforts and the results againsubstantiated the Einstein theory.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1928iatlg iiarannFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$.^.00 per year: by mail, $1.50 per year e.i.tra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon e.vpressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffLOUIS H. ENGEL, JR., MANAGING EDITORROBERT W. FISHER, BUSINESS MANAGERHARRIET HARRIS, WOMAN’S EDITORROBERT L. STERN, SPORTS EDITORVICTOR ROTERUS, CHAIRMAN EDITORIAL BOARDOFF'ICE—ROOM 16, 5831 University Avenue, LEXIXGTON HALLTelephones: Midway 0800, Local 44, Hyde Park 9221MENCharles H. Good News EditorEdwin Levin News EditorRobert C. McCormack News EditorEdward G. Bastian Day EditorStanley M. Corbett Day EditorJohn T. Bobbitt Day EditorNorman R. Goldman Day EditorEdgar Greenwald Day EditorJohn H. Hardin .. Day EditorHenry C. Ripley Day EditorWOMENHarriet Hathaway . . Junior EditorRosalind Green Junior EditorJ. Aldean Gibboney . Feature EditorFrances A. Blodgett Sophomore EditorMarjorie Cahill Sophomore EditorPearl Klein .. Sophomore EditorMarion E. White Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry D. Fisher Assistant EditorAlbert Arkules Sophomore EditorMaurice Liebman Sophomore EditorJerome Strauss Sophomore EditorEmmarette Dawson . Women’s EditorMarjorie Tolman...Associate Women's EditorBl^SINESS DEPARTMENTEarle M. .Stocker .Advertising ManagerRobert Nicholson Circulation ManagerBlanche Reardon Secretary.Al)e Blinder Sophomore .AssistantCnarles Grosscurth Sophomore AssistantLee Loventhal .. Sophomore .AssistantRol)ert Mayer Sophomore .AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiatire in nndeigradn<(te aetivitgand *rholorship.2. Application of rescfoch prnieiph x and abolition of grades forsenior college students.3. Promotion of undergraduate interest in lectures, eoncerts,e.rhibits and other campus cultural influences.4. Erection of dormitories and field house.5. Sujjj>ort of military unit.6. Adoption of a deferred fiaternity and club rushing plan. ITHE SEASON BEGINSThe showing made by the University football squad Saturdayafternoon was keenly disappointing to followers of the Maroon.Stagg wrapped up everyone of the available candidates for thevarsity in a Maroon jersey to do ,'^ervices against the teams fromRipon and South Carolina, but, individually and as a team, theylacked the necessary fire to humble the visitors. In view of thefact that neither South Carolina or Ripon has ever achieved or ^approached renown in a football way, Stagg field patrons were!not only disappointed but distressed after the afternoon’s pro-'ceedings has drawn to their bitter close. They examined the;remaining .schedule and moaned as they noted the games withWyoming. Iowa, Minnesota, Purdue, Wisconsin, Penn.sylvania and ^Illinois, all coming on successive Saturdays.It is a rather formidable array of opponents that the Stagg-men must face, and in view of last Saturday the future looks |rather discouraging, but the situation is not nearly ,so acute ordesolate'as some would make it out. After all. Saturday’s gameswere merely openers. Some consider it psychologically beneficial'for a team to lo.se its first game, while others are of the reverseopinion. None can, however, argue that the experience forcedupon a team in early season games is detrimental to its chancesof success later on. In the case of Stagg’s comparatively greensquad it is fortunate that they are starting the season a weekearlier than any other team in the conference with the exceptionof Indiana.A great many lessons should have soaked home Saturdayafternoon. Some should have learned that the handling of puntsis a delicate process meriting the study of a technique, that it isnot very wise football to rush the ball and expend energy- whendeep in one’s own territory, and that perhaps the coaches’ insist¬ence on the fundamentals, blocking and tackling, was not mis¬placed, iTo much stress should not be placed upon the early seasonganu’s. The coach must then, if he is to ever, experiment withhis material es (-n at the .sacrifice of victory. He must bring his,team around .-i'.ovly .so that it is at its peak when the really |important game.' art- to ijo jdayed. We riTuse to become exceed¬ingly alarmed al)e::j^ the football situation at this school because■ if i;i. t .' a! U‘ ‘!a\ o p:l eali/.e that the schedule is ex-tiai rdJnariiy ■ .a; ‘ , o P by Wa- \ mi thf' loWii game rolls aroundwe I'jo!:, will .a iP’arh-. '’■.■r Stagg L; have hi.- team playing realfootball.Glenn Frank, president of the University of Wisconsin, oncesaid, “The over-formalized system of credits and degrees isa disease. An authentic education matriculates us at the cradleand graduates us at the grave.” OFFICIAL NOTICESComnieniorative Chapel service. 12,Mandel hall. The attendance of allstudents in all divisions of the Uni¬versity and of all members of the fac¬ulties is requested.Opening E.xercises of the DivinitySchool, 4, Joseph Bond chapel. “JesusChrist and the Missionary Enterprise.”Associate rofessor .Archibald G. Baker,Department of Christian Theologyand Ethics.Opening e.xercises of Chicago The¬ological Seminary. 4, Graham Taylorhall. Creative Ministry." Professor.\rthur McGiffert, Department ofChristian Theology and Ethics.The Christian Science Society, 7;30.Hilton Memorial chapel.COMPLETE FIRST FORMALRUSHING WITHOUT RULES(Continued from jiage 1)Merriam, and Ruth I’arker. (Juadrang-uler announces the pledging of HelenBaker, Frances Cushman, GertrudeFox, Sylvia Friedeman, Ruth Hunter,Mary Elizabeth McKeon, and Con¬stance Reiner.Sigma announces the pledging ofFrances Franklin. Marion Jamieson,Alice Johnstone, Jewel Joseph, JaneLincoln, Meriam Massey, DorothyMoulds, Genevieve Snow and ^'irginiaStokes. W’yvorn aniuninces the plcde-iiig (if Doris .■Xnderson, Margaret .^n-(liTson, I'.lva Henicksinan. Margaret jIPleii How, Heanne H>(le. Marian jLaird. CharKute Meyer. Lois Moe. iElizalieth Mnncastcr, Loi> .Vortlicott.Katharine Rock, Dofothy Ru-mH.A|row Shirts for Dress orSport atCOWHEYS55th St. at Ellis Ave.Complete line for the man.BASE BALL returnsSmokes and Ice CreamDares Fatefor FavoritePipe TobaccoDarby, Pa.,November 12, 1926.Larus & Rro. 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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1928 To open I. M.Touchball season Octo¬ber ninth.. The TempestBy Robert L. SternAnd so-out of the field filed thethirty thousand—vociferous Chicagosupporters mingled in an unusualqu^etutei witjlj mere spectators—andall of them strolling away mildly de¬pressed and quite puzzled. Depressedof course, because of the two scoreson the big new signboard, and puz¬zled becau.se to them the two Maroonteams they had .seen on the field hadhardly seemed Chicago teams—hadhardly played the quite usual Chicagogame, and had certainly not lookedlike any of the Chicago teams of yore.For a time that puzzlement heldswa}' but shortl}', to those who con¬sidered, came reasons. Of course theteam on the field had not played withthe usual polish, but then that couldhardly he expected of any team whichhad practiced together for only twodays. And considering the fact thatLibby, Mendenhall and several otherswho played on that first team had be¬come eligible for practice in a uni¬form onyl on Thursday and had joinedthe men on the field then, my poij'.tperhaps, becomes evident. When thvmakeup of any co-oi>erating i)Utfit ofeleven men is changed to the degreeof putting in three or more new menit takes that outfit a bit more thantwo days to get into absolutely smoothrunning order again. To i)eat theteam that The C'aroliniaiis put out asmooth running and fully organizedeven would ^eem to me a necessity,certainly a shifty aggregation. Withthe team that they Iiad Saturdaythey could undoubtedly have takendown as many as four other life mem¬bers of the Big Ten at this early stageof the season. The performance ofBeall and Zobel deserve to be calledstellar, no matter which side ot theMason and Dixon line you view themfrom.* ♦ ♦Reviewing the situation, the open¬ing game carries no especial signific¬ance l)cyond the indcation that thevarsty is still in an embryonic stageof what might be termed football efficiency. The case, then, needs causeno alarm, for Coach Stagg and hisassistants are well aware of the abovementioned fact. Lack of speed andfinesse was evident in the plaj of thewhole team. Kven Libby. .Mendenlnll,and Raysson, seemed lacking in con¬dition, not in physical condition, ofcourse, but in that constant grid con¬sciousness which gives such speed‘and edge to their game. I he backt'uldhandled itself as directed except in I’lematter of intereference, the presi netof which might have won the game forthe home boys. The direction ofBluhm, usually an intelligent field gen¬eral, was only fair furthermore, drillin the handling of punts will probablybe his regular schedule for .severaldays. The line muffed tackles \vithabandon and in general were prettyweak. The much feared weakness atguard, however, faied to deveKap. InC'assle and Cushman, Chicago has atop rate pair who need can handlethemselves and one or two otler>quite well. Capt. Weislow’s injury amithe aggravation of I’roudfoot’s we ikshoulder make the tackle situation oncof Stagg's immediate problems, fheends were all well and good.♦ ♦ ♦In retrospect, still, both gamesserved their purpose and the expectedgleaning of first hand information tookplace. The double nee<l for menbrought practically every candidateinto action and in spite of the factthat some of them were comical intheir efforts, they were all very muchin earnest. Their stubborness was atleast some defense against the experi¬ence of the Riponites. The last actSaturday brought out the talents ofmore than one who otherwise wouldstill be an unknown and quite na*ur-ally a little considered quantity.All in all the team needs the nextweek of drill by Saturday with fivegood days of understanding tutelagebehind them the boys will be hun¬dreds of percents improved, at least,and next Saturday will not be quitethe satisfacting jubilee for Wyomingthat the last was for South Carolina. WEISLOW OUT OF WYOMING GAMEMAROON CAPTAINLAID UP FOR TWOWEEKS BY INJURYMost of Squad In GoodShape AfterOpenerMinus the services of their captain,Saul Weislow, the Marons initiacedthe first official practice season withdampened spirits. A steady drizzlewhich fell during the entire afternoonadded to the gloom enveloping thetraining camp.Weislow’s Injury WorstCaptain Waislow’s injury prjve(> themost serious of any suffered last Sat-bumped early in the South Carolinaurday. The big tackle’s left knee wasgame, resutling in a "cave-in.” .Al¬though Trainer Benson is treating theknee, Captain Weislow will be on thesidelines Saturday, as the ‘‘Old Man'IS taking no chances of losing the Ma¬roon leader for the season.Squad Has Light Workoutriie squad went through a lightworkout. Most of the men reportedin good shape with the exception cfW attenberg, back, I’ratt, quarter, andMorris, tackle, all of whom sufferedminor injuries. Freudenthal, sopho¬more quarterback prospect, who sui-lerecl a dislocated shoulder almost twoweeks ago, reported foi practice butretrained from working out with thesquad. 'Squad Split In ThirdsLoach Stagg split his squad up intothree .sections, turning the ends overto Crisler, the linemen to assistantcoaches Rouse and Henderson, andl)ersonally supervising the work of thebackfield. The "Old Man" expressediiis dis.>iatisfaction at the passing of hisvarsity backs last Saturday and hadtwo backfield combinations prcticetheir hurling. One backfield was madeup of Bluhm, Libby, Mendenhall, andLevers, and the other comprised Rays¬son, Van Nice, Heywood, and Burgess.Crisler Works With EndsCoach Crisler worked the entire af¬ternoon with the wingmen. Snaggingpasses was the first order of the daywith F'ritz doing the throwing. Allthe wingmen reported in good shape,atoluhgh I’riess and Spence were c.v-cused from the later worktnit. BKiek-ing a'so came in for a good deal ofattention, as the wingmen displayedineffectiveness in this fundamentalagainst Ripon and South t'arolina.I he line is still weak in its tack¬ling. .Much stress has not been laid onthis phase, but it seems that the “OldMan" is going to eradicate that faultshortlx. In the floubleheader, theStaggineii often smeared the opposingrunner, but failed to nail him, oftenleaving him gain five or six yard^after it seemed he had been tackled.Team In Need of Practice.As for the offensive performance ofthe line, polish is emphatically in or¬der. The backfield looked slow chieflybecause of the inability of the line tofunction effectively. However, as iswell known by now, the entire teamshowed lack of sufficient practiceEven Libby and Mendenhall, two fleetperformers, were far from being ingood shape. Libby did little passingSaturday but probably will have an im¬portant hurling assignment for nextSaturday’s fray. In the meanwhile,several of Stagg’s hopefuls arc brush¬ing up on their punting, Mendenhallchiefly, as he is the Maroon'* best betin that department.GRAIL MEETS TODAYMeeting of the V. M. C. A. execu¬tive and Order of the Grail wdl beheld at noon today in the third floorrooms of the Reynolds club. Theprograms for the year will be dis¬cussed. Lott, Tennis StarBack at ChicagoGeorge Lott, Davis Cup internation¬alist, thitd ranking player in the coun¬try, and co-holder of the nationaldoubles' tennis championship, has re¬entered the University for the fallquarter. George celebrated his returnto the Midway campus by participat¬ing in an exhibiton doubles match lastFriday afternoon.Teamed with Paul Stagg, Jr., Lottdowned Scott Rexinger .and Bill Buddin a three set match. The Davis Cupstar displayed erratic form in the firstset, but recovered in time to crashthrough in the remaining two sebs.WOMEN MEET fOBEGIN GYM WORKEight Sports on FallProgramBeginning at 1:30 this afternoonwomen’s physical culture classes willmeet for regular work, m the requiredgymnasium costume, according to.Miss Gertru<le Dudley, head of thewomen’s ()liy.sical education depart¬ment.Stragglers who have not yet reg¬istered for required or for optionalgym may do so by reporting to officeB in Ida Xoyes hall during MissDudley's office hours today, Wednes¬day and Thursday.Eight si)orts are offered t'' v.o'Menthis quarter. Besides hockey, the fallquarter competitive sport, instructionwill be given in captain l)all, swim¬ming, archery, bowling, rhythms, golfand diving. .Announcement concerningminor sports such as fencmg, rifleryand horseback riding, which are spon¬sored by W. A. A., will be made soon.ILLINOIS RESERVESTO PLAY SCHEDULEOF SIX HARD GAMES.A reserve or “B” team as well as avarsity will represent the L'niversity ofIllinois during the present f(M)tI)aII sea¬son and play a schedule of six games,the first being against DePan! l'niversityat Lliicago on Octi>!)er (>.Coach Bob /.upi)ke now has his largescpiad fairly well sifted down, the mostpromising players iK'ing <lrilled for thevarsity while those who have not de¬veloped enough for varsity competitionhave been placal in charge of .AssistantCoaches Wendell Wilson and John Saboas the rc.serve squad.Large Squad to ChicagoTwenty-five men will be taken toChicago ft>r the DePaul game, amongthem 1 lasan and Bergeson, (piarterbacks;Bernstein and Wax, fullbacks; Meyers,Seemann, Antonides and Rowe, half¬backs; May, Paterson, B. M. Sherman,and Pattison, ends; English, Rose, Hy-daul, Bicanicb, and Martin, tackles;Wetherly, Kuhn, .Ambler, and Walsh,guards; Huddlestun and Barlej', cetiters.Most of these men are out for thefirst time and Zu]) looks ujHm them asthe prol)able hackivone of his varsitiesfor the next two years. However, somemay develop enough this season to enterfaster company. Illinois Works OutI Psychology Worriesj For Sport Mentorif very coach, like everyone else whohas to be more or less of a psychol¬ogist. The most successful coachesare probably the best psychologists.That is, they know best how to ham^lemen and how to get the most out ofthem. This is an art which is whollydistinct from their skill as tactician inthe sport they coach. .A man may beever so good a tactacian but wdiollyfail to know men, and hence fail asa coach. On the other hand, a manmay know men, be a mediocre tac¬tician, and still be a good coach.Lab Is 3 Years OldIn view of these facts the .Athleticassociation of the University of Il¬linois, at the suggestion of Get)rgeHuff, director of physical welfare, un¬dertook. three years ago, to establisha laboratory for the study of psychol¬ogical problems in athletics.It is one of the purposes of thislaboratory to make a complete studyof the men who come out for the dif¬ferent athletic teams at the l'niversity,to study the coaches and their meth¬ods, and thtis help the students whoenroll in the four-year course in ath¬letic coaching to understand t hepsychological side of the coachingprofession.Psychological Studies MadeStudies arc made on the mental andphysical alertness, the memory andlearning ability, the nervosness orsteadiness, the vision and hea. mg, andthe thinking power of all members ofthe various athletic teams with a viewto making use of the best materialin the squads.The laboratory is also making anumber of other studies on the psy-chob)gicaI side of athletics. One ofthese concerns the way in which ath¬letes seep before and after games andother heavy exercise. Underneath thebeds of some of the members of theteams are placed recorders whichmake a record on jiaper of every move¬ment of the athlete during the night,riiese records show whether or notthe athletes are rested by a night'ssleep and whether or not they are get¬ting too much heavy work.Lasts pring the members of the(Continued on page 4)WOLVERINES SHOW UPWELL IN SCRIMMAGE.Michigan coaches were generallyl)lea.sed with the football displayed bytheir charges in the first scrimmageheld last Saturday, of course, themen at times exhibited glaring faults,but they used the information giventhem during the preceding week andbold future promises even if they ai*'most men without 'Varsity experience.W’ith eleven 200 pounders on thesquad the Michigan coaches are plan¬ning to use the lighter, quicker men,if the lineup of the team headed byCapt. George Rich in Saturday sscrimmage is any criterion. The aver¬age weight of the line of this teamwas 1H4 pounds; of the backfield, 178.'I'he line was composed of: Boden,end; Kubicck, tackle; Poe, guard;Bovard, center; Steinke, guard; Sullo,tackle; Kerr, end. It is probablethat the ends and one tackle of thisteam will be changed as a result ofthe scrimmage.PHONE PLAZA 7310 ,Complete Satisfaction GuaranteedWOODLAWNDRESS SUIT SHOPS. RUP.^CHA, Prop.Full dress and tuxedo suits, cutaways.evening and wedding gowns, bridalveils and wraps to rent.Dress Suits for Sale.558 E. 63rd St. Chicago Scoreboard ProvesSuccessful in TestThe new scoreboard on top ofBartlett (jymnasium which was do¬nated to the Ihiiversity by LawrenceWhiting, well known Chicago finan¬cier and a “C’ man in track and foot¬ball, received its first test last Satur¬day and was pronounced satisfactoryby the athletic department.While the scoreboard is a greatimprovement over its predecessor, ex¬perimentation with the giant board isstill going on. .A more effective back¬ground for the various colored lightsIS being sought.BADGERS PREPAREFOR NOTRE DAMECompetition For VarsityBerths KeenThe fighting front of Glenn This-tletlnvaite's Badgers is slowly shapingitself as the opening battle with X-itreDame approaches. But few days re¬mains for the Wisconsin coaches towhip their team into form for the cur¬tain raiser w ith Coach Rockne’s elevenhero October btth.Competition for regular berths onthe Cardinal aggregation this fall iskeen. It is so keen that Mr. This-tlethwaite liimsolf could not name fourstarters for the Xotre Dame game ifasked to d(v st) today. Sixteen am¬bitious sophomores* on the var.siiysquad have caused this conditicui. It isnot unlikely that at least a half dozenreciuits will take the field next Saturday.Tackles StrongOne thing is certain and that is thatthe fullback post will be shared i)ytwo men, the Harolds’, Robholz amiSmith. This pair will alternate as bothare performing equally well. Capl.Rube Wagner will he at his tackle(Continued on page 4)WILDCATS EXPECTMAMMOTH CROWDFOR BUTLER GAME LM. ACTIVITIES TOOPEN NEXT WEEKWITH TOUCHBALLRule Permitting Grads ToPlay HelpsFraternitiesStrengthemxl with new freshmanl)l()(xl and aided by the new' graduate rulefraternities will Ijegin their intramuralathletic events on Oct. ninth, when touch-hall will he inaugurated for the seasonof '28.Touchball honors, which have beenmanoiKvIizcd by the Psi U’s for the pastthree seasons, are expected to lx; moreevenly divided this season, despite thefact that the present champs have GeorgeLott, a clever touchball artist, returning.The Phi Kappa Psi, aggregation, lastyear runner nps, and two or three otherfraternities are exjK'Cted to provide thestrongest competition for the presenttitle holders.New Rules'I his year, new rules have been madeto ])rovide keener competition, the mostimportant of which are the graduateand non-spiked cleated shoe rule, llielast, as the name indicates, is a ruleprohibiting cleats or spikes on the shoesof the contestants, while the first, themost important of the two, allows grad¬uates who arc back in school to com¬pete in the intramural games.The games will lx* held on four fields;on the two grounds at 59th Street, at6()th Ixtween University and Woodlaw'n,and on Grenwoo<l Field.To Give Many AwardsBeautiful trophies will be given towinners of the first, second, and thirdplaces; and a special cup will lx; awardedto the winners of each league. Besidestliis ten gold medalettes will be awardedto the ten members of the UniversityChampions’..A new intramural handbook with allthe rules in it has been arranged and isexpected to lie off of press next week'.Don Cooperider is touchball manager.LINCOLN PARK CREWTO MEET WISCONSINThe largest opening day crowd inthe history of football at Xorthwest-ern university is expected to attendtlie Butler-Puri)le game here Oct. 6,according to the i»resent brisk de¬mands for ducats.Over 15,000 season boks have al¬ready been sold which is «cveral thou¬sand in excess of last year’s n’ark.Loyola university varsity which meetsthe Purple reserves will bring severalthousand stinients and alumni whicliadded to the Xorthwestern studentbody and sea.son ticket holders is i x-pected to lioost the total attendancewell over 30,000. Only three of last year’s varsityoarsmen will row in the Wisconsincrew’ that meets the Lincoln ParkBoat Club eight of Chicago in a onemile and a quarter dash here themorning of October 6. Three of lastyears’ junior varsity men will be inthe boat.The crew race, which will be thefirst fall event of its kind in manyyears, looms as a high class prelim¬inary to the season’s football openerwith Notre Dame. The start is sched¬uled for eleven o’clock in the morning.This time will be automatically shiftedto four-thirty if a heavy sea is up be¬fore noon.Recommended by the Elnglish De¬partment of University of Chicago.WEBSTER’SCOLLEGIATE'The Best Abridged, IDiction-zi'y —Based uponWEBSTER’S MEW irJTO^J IATIONALA £hort Cut to Accurata Ir.i'or—al.’on. Hero is a companionfor your hours of reading ar.J study will prove its realvalue every time you consult i;, A v.oaUh cf ready informationn v'crdj, people, places, ij i.istantly yours.106.0C0 words v.-ith definitions, ctymiologies,prcnunc;et!ons and use in its 1,256 pages.l,7Cy illustrations. Includes dictionaries ofbioprajihy and geography' and otherspecialfeatures. Printed on Bible Paper.ot Your College Bookstoro or Wr/#eIiitormittion to the PubJi^hers.G. & C. MERRIAM CO.Springfield, Met,*.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. OCTOBER 2. 1928DON ROLLER SKATESFOR W. A. A. PARTYAT IDA NOYES HALLW . A. A. is si>(nixirintr a fillerskatiiiK (larty toniorrinv iiicht ai 7 1.^at Ida Xi^yt's liall. l Aa-r \ iau' i> t-vited. riic skatii':.; will taka I'kii'i.'in the streets adji'iniiikt; tlie Hall.Fi)r tliose who do not Iia\e >K'Uesof their own the organization will renttwelve pairs at t.venty-hve cent< tliepair. In order t.' he sure of nettingskates, sign nj) on the bulletin lu'ardin the Trophy room on the >eeondfloor of Ida Xoyes hall.T. V. Smith OffersRadio Course in EthicsProfessor T. \ . Smith, head of thedepartment ni philosophy, will i)ffera course in philosoph}- e>ver the radiothis quarter. The course will be phil¬osophy Uf4. whose subject matter iselementary ethics. Lectures will begiven by Mr. Smith four mornings aweek at S. .-\n examination will be re¬quired at the end of the quarter. I revami>ed fullbacks, are in the runhiing. .Milt tiantenbein. a soph wing-' man, appears to be in line for oneberth, and Loach .Allison is also cn-I couraged with the work of the vet-I er;m. Davies, and two newcomers, t. a-I sey and Looksec.j Larry .Shoinaker, a center on last! fall's team, is finding a new man. i'iielI .Mi'ler. and a former sejuad member,(.lift' L'onr\. both troubie-onH'. .All' three of these boys are Ii'Im. iy to seeI action this season. The gu.arfls are aj problem, l-'inal selection will be m:ideI from two 'AN " men. Parks and (.'on-: nor. two former fullbacks, b. resky andI Linden. and a likel\- sophoniort',i I'risch.r>o“ Luisinier, Bobbv Obeiidori'ciI and .^am Lehr w ill liglit it out .or the(|uarterb:ick post. The former was a, htilfbiick l.ist > e;ir and is in r.are formthis fall. Behr h;is been htmdictippedI by an iniurv. The best of the half-j backs are Hayes, Rose. Price. Lusby,I Oman, Davids.m. B.artholomcw, andI K. .'^mitli-ILLINOIS WORKS OUTPSYCHOLOGY WORRIESFOR SPORT MENTORSI-M TRYOUTS TODAYFreshmen trving out for ixisitioiis .as iiUiainural athletic managers w ill ;meet toda\ at vL.Id with Harrx ILigey. imanager of intramurals, in the officeat the third floor of Bartlett gymn.a-sium. I'raternities are asked to get |their freshmen interested in this ac- ■tivity.BADGERS PREPAREFOR NOTRE DAME|(Continueil from sports jiage)post. His mate, .stan Binish. l<>omsas the other regular tackle.Bill Ketelaar and Milo Lubratovicbare two other tackles who cannot beignored as they have been .giving Wag¬ner and Kinish a merry battle. I'Ik.looks much better than he did a yearago.Many EndsThe ends are still a questii>n. LewSmith and .Art Mansfield, a pair of ' Lontinued from sport- page)baseball teani used, during practice, aspecial bat with electric connectionsbuilt into it so that a measure of thetime that ellipses between the momentthe ball hits the bat and the momentthe batter reaches first base could betaken. I'his exiieriment on hattingshowed that many batters spend asmuch time gettin.g out of the batter'sbox as they do in getting to first base.It was also shown that such mencoud learn to get away faster and sostand a better chance of turning someof their blows into hits.“Psychology and Athletics”riiese and a score of other jiroblemsI are bein.g stiulied by the labortory; in the .gymnasium and the results areI discussed in a uniiiue course for stu-j dents in coaching called “iisychologyland athletics." When this course wasfirst started it was the only o. of itskind; but other schools have seenthe advantage of such a course and theidea has now spread to other partsof the country. Illinois stil has. how-e\er, the onl\ laboratory devoted ex¬clusively to the stud\ of psychologicalproblems in athletic competition. 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Mrs. Kessler, (>021 Drex-el .Ave., 3rd.COMEONOVER!THEEATS AREFINEATWITCH KITCH INN“VVhert- the Witchery of Good CookintrLures”6325 Woodlawn Avenue With the First Issue ofThe MaroonWe announce the Opening ofThe Maid-Rite Sandwich ShopBUILT AND EQUIPPED ESPECIALLY FORUNIVERSITY STUDENTSMay We Have the Pleasure of Serving You With OurDelicious Sandwiches and Fountain Products?Maid-Rite Sandwich Shop1324V4 East 57th Street(Between Kenwood and Kimbark)ElectricityOpens a new era of ocean travelMiraculously quiet and vibration¬less, luxurious and swift, the newelectrically operated S. S. Califor¬nia, largest American-built pas¬senger ship, has opened a new erain ocean travel.Electricity drives the California soefficiently that the fuel bill for theinitial coast-to-coast ferip waseven less thc.n the Canal tolls.Electricity mans the winches,bakes the bread, makes theice, polishes the silver. Andelectricity cools thecabins and providespassengers with the comforts found in the finest hotels.Complete electrification makes theCalifornia an engineering marveland a commercial success; it isbooked far in advance, a sistership has just been launched, andanother is under construction.On sea or land, in every walk oflife, electricity is in the vanof progress. Undreamed ofyesterday, the electric ship isa symbol of the electrical in¬dustry’s part in modern civil¬ization and a prophecyof even greater ac¬complishment.Thii monogram is found on greatmotors that drive the California,and on a multitude of electricappliances which contribute to thecomfort of her passengers. It is anemblem of skilled engineeringa.-d high manufacturing quality.MILD ENOUGH FOR ANYBODY—AND YET THEY SATISFY 6-27DHGENERAL ELECTRICGENERAL ELECTRIC COMPANY, SCHENECTA JY, NEW YORKTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1928 Page FiveANNOUNCE SMITHESSAY CONTESTTwo prizes of $1,0(K) each are beingoffered i>y Mrs. Janies W. (lerard.wife of the former ambassador to(iermany. to college students for thebest two essays of not more than 500words each submitted on the subject.“Why Alfred K. Smith should beelected jiresidcnt of the I'nted States. ’One jirize is for women ami tlie otherfor men.Kssays ma\ lie sent to the XewYork City: the Central RegionalCommittee at the Motel Jefferson, St.Louis, Mo.; or the New Kngland com¬mittee at the Hotel Statler. I’.oston.Mass. The contect will dost October20.Newsiiapers througiiout tlie couidryare co-operating with the Coliepe iLeague for Alfreil 1'.. Smith in i-op- 'ularizing the contect.Reynolds Club PushesUp Closing Hour to 10I'lie cl<»ing hour at Reynolds clubhas lieen extended from b to 10, accord¬ing to an announcement lyv tlie man- ,agement, in view of the f.'ict tliat the :■■chain" r.uiio mtisic.il programs are |broiidcast iK'tween S;.>() and 10. DuringtluN week the World Scries games willIk- tuned in at th<- cluli.It is .alMi announced tiiat extcii'ive Ired(foration> have lieen c.irriesl out andtliat tin- billiard riKun ha.- Ik-cii newly ;i-<|uii)p*;d. < ampns organi/.ition- may).irr.inge to u-e the club for business or I-oii,il meeting- at little e\iien-e during■ lull Iiour- ,an<i at a nominal fee after1"Students! Attention!Make a day’s wages for one hour'swork after Clas.ses. No exjierieneeor investment necessiirv. We havean opening at The Cniversity ofChicago, .•\pplications consideredin order of their receipt. Write to-<lav for free particulars.BRADFORD & CO.St. Joseph, Mich. Spanish Club HeadsConvene TomorrowOfficers 't .El Circulo Kspanol willmeet tomerrow at 2:.^0 in the foyerof Ida N- yes hall to make arrange¬ments fi.r lul) meetings for the quar¬ter. Th first meeting has been ten¬tatively se for Wednesday, October 10. GRADUATED LIBRARYSCHOOL’S OPENINGSCHEDULED TODAY(Continued from page 1)Harriet E. Howe, Associate Professorof Library Science.Special lectures will be given byJ. Christian Bay, Librarian of theJohn Crerar Library; Theodore W. Koch, Librarian of Northwestern uni¬versity; Carl H. Milam, Secretary ofthe American Library Association; Carl B. Roden, Librarian of the Chi¬cago Public Library; and George B.Utley, Librarian of the Newberry Li¬ brary. Dr. Pierce Butler of the New¬berry Library will also lecture duringthe autumn quarter.Bang! Bang!Bang!For Rifle and' Pistol Practicewe are here at your service.Speical Attention to R.'‘0. T.C. Students.Official N. R. A. 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OCTOBER 2. 1928APOLOGIAOh listen my children and you shrtl!hearWhy the Tiger so blind is a blindtigeer!(The rhstme is evident 'n also hotDon’t look for mistakes when they isnot)The meter is bad and the Rhet isworseF’r all of that it’s a damned fine verse(we continue unharmed)’Twas back in the winter of ’22Th’ Tiger wuz tired and the Tigerwuz blueTired of furbishing every dayThe same old stripes in th’ sam; oldwayBut he met a lady whose name vvuz• PearlA jade eyed jewel with her tail m acurl . . .He sidles up an’ sez “Lessen Kid!Wuz you auctioned off. y’know whatI’d bid?Juniper and oranges every dayN’ a nice dry cave furnished mail or¬der way!’’She sez—"Fella! Didja mention a wed¬ding ring?”^‘Nossir!” sez he. “Never heard of thething. ”The Pearl leans back n’ she gives acry’N she socks a claw in the Tiger’seye!MORAL“Wear eye shields !”HE who bk.wcth tlic \\'lii>llc tlii-issue and for .'onie few ensuing is'iie^is hight “The Blind Tiger.The at-ciantrih^. Lott.-a ei>ntril)s! (Ireat lu-ethe name are too ul)viinis for inm-ment. Xow is the time for all gnodmen tei come to the aid of the i'art.\ 'The quick hrowu—never mind, nevermind. Anyhow the Tiger could u>econtrib-s. Lottsa coutrihs! t Ireat luc-ioU' -tacks, piles, mounds ;ind -heat- of 'em—.-Ml! My lambs! I could eulog¬ize tile pioii- and high minded contrib¬utor for hours on end. Come on! Kickin. Deuces, trey> and the one eyediaek- are wild.AFTER ALL—school is here 'nI'vi gotta cold 'll I'm bored 'n I betthere aint a good lookin’ woman inany i.f my classes 'n altogether tooman_\ people have told me that thegame .''aturday was Riiion, quite so 'old chap, rippin' no end, 'n if the ^beggar on the tno love—XO 1' the ad- ’iacent desk) desk down the aisle doeslu't -toi) whistling through his teethI'lr. going to wrap me tried and truel iiderwood lovingly about his slight¬ly unwashed neck 'n what boots it all.\lgernon? what boots it? Huh.'BLUEJuct blue. . .Not holding blameOr even feeling that there should beshameJust blueCan’t say it didn’t hurtThings do. . .But sometimesWhen I have grown very desolateWhen everything is crudeAnd new. . .I think there must be vision in myseeingAnd. . I’m blue!What hurts—I asked so littleNot love or passionThese might have comeOnly quietude, a slim hand, a friendWhy You!Could have been everything to meThen you failed and something very• beautifulWent out of my lifeThere grewA faint, sick feeling. . .But I suppose“The ancient, outworn. Puritanic tra¬ditions”I’ve flouted and hatedAre You!There’s nothing for you to regretBut still I’m blue.ALLUS did like hcr(HS. The guythat waved the fan ftg t leopatrawhen she really got inte.osted in do¬ ing her stuff. The sentry on the wallof Troy that had to keep his mindon the job while Fair Helen prowl- dlike an tilley cat with indiges’ion..I'here was some giiod men. Some idarn good men. But Lady they was ,amateurs! Have yon seen A1 Rei- iwitch? The great .big handsome—(ireek (.!od—who is toddling aroundStagg Field of late? I he nther day A1got his nose stepped on. That great— |big—handsome Creek—nose. Yeah. i.\nd he \(ent right back 'n played foot- !ball. Yeah. I'heresa man!•N IF HE WASN’T SNATCHED?Among the folks in history—The I'reshman who was suddenlysnatched from the threshold of ye oldITiiversity Seal.— Helen of Troy.Last Line Whistle Must“AFTER all she IS yonr girl!”-THI-: BLIXI) TUiER.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOLI20S E. fi.Trd St. Tel. Hyde Park 3080Itfvrii’iu'r.s Class .Monday and FridayKwnin^rs at S. 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