Am P. H/vVJJOUOOii ?W5WVPrep track starstrek homeward.Vol. 28. No. 11' Batlp i^laroon Blackfriars electeight-seven men toorder.JUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1928Main StreetBy Al E. WiddifieldLAST NIGHT it so happened thatwe visited the second evening of theInternational World’s ChampionshipDance Endurance contest at the Coli¬seum. which was. as the public printshad announced, a sight to behold.There I saw some one hundred andthirty couples cavorting about on thefloor to the tune of alternate orches¬tra and radio music while the judgeswathced each nerve-quivver and esti¬mated who, among this goodly throngwould win the contest.The Coliseum was pacKed. Myfriend, Mr. Milton Kreines, formerbusiness manager of this paper, satin the Press box watching with noidle interest the progression of theevent. Once every fifty minutes themusic speeded up and the contestants“sprinted” to the meri'y tunes, go¬ing through the most disconcertingantics while the thousands of specta¬tors cheered and cried aloud in ap¬proval. I could not help but wonderwhat Nero of old would have thoughtof this contest, had he been rein¬carnated by some magic power andtransported to this exceedinglyAmerican oliseum. Would" he haveenjoyed seeing Joe and Minnie Spiv-ins of K. C. doing their stuff asmuch as watching the royal nibblingof the royal lions on some Christianmartyr in the Coliseum at Padua.But if my good friend Milt Kreinesis a judge I am sure Nero wouldhave clomped Popalae (or whateverher name was) on the rib and said“Ain’t this hot!”The ringmaster was no idler eith¬er. Whenever some of the disciplesof the dance loitert'd or grew toolethargic he promptly prodded them.There must be action and rhythm,but mostly rhythm, -'t either end oft':e dancing floor were tables onwhich were placed carrots, celery,orange juice, sandwiches and otherrare edibles. A member of a royalCastillian house by the name of DonPedro Estaballa and his lady, Estrel¬la. were pointed out to me. Yes,there they were. Don Pedro, thescion of Estaballa, was ’neath thebalcony drinking a cup of coffeewhile his feet moved on and the fairEstrella munched on a carrot. HowSpanish. Not far from them theDairy Inspector of Evanston with agreen visor low over his eyes wasshoving a buxom wench about in alively manner. They too were seek¬ing the thirty-two hundred egg¬plants that are offered as a first prizeto the new world’s champ. Therewere yeggs from St. Louis with theirnoses pushed over on their cheeks;patent-leather shieks from Wilsonavenue dancing academies, recordholders in long-distance walks andruns, middle-aged women with scraw¬ny youths, fat females with bewhisk-ered truck drivers, a college boytrying to win the prize and get hisPhD—all sorts, varieties, shapes,shades, nationalities and sizes. Roundabout and round they went, a mansleeping on a woman’s shoulder fora half hour and then the womantaking her turn,* * *Crowds pour in and crowds pourout, the pall of smoke thickens abovethe highly illuminated dance. floor,the bouncer kicks a tight lad at¬tempting to lead cheers for No. 124into the street, a delicate dance loverin her fifty-eighth hour passes outand her partner cusses her as hetakes her to the nurse in the adja¬cent tent. He .snaps his fingers andmutters, “$3200 gone to hell.” Andin the hearts and on the faces ofthe remaining patrons of the aesthe¬tic woodland Muse there is reflecteda subtle confidence that they willcapture the purse and buy the Chev¬rolet coupe in the Michigan avenuewindow, the one with the red wheels.As I left the turreted towers ofthe stately building I looked up andsaw the old moon looking down uponthis facsimile of Henry VIII’s coun¬try place in Devonshire. And I said,“0 moon, you may have danced upon(Continued on page 2) Rainey Bennett’s orchestra willfurnish music for dancing at theclass dinner to be held Friday, June8. at 6 in the sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall. An outstanding feature of theprogram will be several songs byRob Roy MacGregor, star of “TheHouse that Jack Built.” Eleanor Met-zel, star of “High Heels” will alsoread and sing. Joe Barron, famouson campus for his dancing will offerseveral numbers.Other campus celebrities will en¬tertain at the class breakfast onMonday, June 11, at 1:30 in the clois¬ter of Ida Noyes hall. Fred von Am¬mon will play the accordion. HenryPaulman, star of the recent Black¬friars production will dance, and ac¬robatic stunts will be given by BurtMcRoy, Rudy Coles and FlorenceStewart will sing.Tickets for the dinner and break-fa.st have been placed on sale at theUniversity Bookstore and at thebookstore in the education building.They may also be secured from JimFlexner, Tex Gordon, GertrudeHolmes, Frances Kendall, Bob Mas¬sey, Roselle Moss, Laura Reynolds,Kenneth Rouse, Dartnell Trine andEleanor Wilkins. The tickets for thedinner are one dollar and tickets forthe breakfast are seventy-five cents.A junior-senior baseball game at10:30 in Dudley Field will precedethe breakfast on Monday, June 11.ing address followed by the presen¬tation of the Senior class gavel to(Continued on page 2)A. T. O. CapturesVictorious FloatVictorious but dismembered, thevivid green tail of the Phi Beta Deltasnake, winning float in the paradefor the Interscholastic boys, hangsfrom the window of the A. T. O.house. The Phi Beta Deltas weregiven a silver cup for their origin¬ality, and also, perhaps, as compen¬sation for the partial loss of theirfloat.The cup for the best decoratedhouse was reawarded to Kappa Sig¬ma. Having won it two years in suc¬cession, they will keep it perman¬ently. Their decoration representedtravel by land, water and air toStagg’s Interscholastic.Class ex,ercises will start at 2 onMonday, June 11, in Harper court.Kenneth Rouse, will deliver the open-New ProfessionalFraternity InstalledP’ormal installation of .\lpha Kap¬pa Psi, professional commerce frat¬ernity, was held Sunday, June 3, atthe Congress hotel. Members of theNorthwestern chapter performed theinstallation, which marked the fifti¬eth chapter in the fraternity. Twen¬ty-two men were initiated.Membership in the fraternity islimited to students and faculty menin the Commerce and Administra¬tion school or the Economics de¬partment.Following the initiation cere¬monies, national executives spoke atthe banquet.AWARD PRIZES ATW. A. A. BANQUETW. A. A. will hold its annualspring banquet Thursday at 6 in themain gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.Letters, pins, and prizes will be dis¬tributed. Tickets may be procurredin the foyer of Ida Noyes hall forone dollar.CAMPUS STARSPLAY AT SENIORWEEK BANQUETFriar, Mirror CelebritiesEntertain at Dinnerand Breakfast Dedication exercises at theChicago Theological Sem¬inary are being conductedthroughout this week. Dele¬gates from sixteen states areattending the ceremonieswhich include the formalopening of the buildings andthe Seminary’s triennialconvention.The Victor Fremont Law-son tower, pictured here,dominates the entire groupof buildings, while the stain¬ed glass windows and thevaulted ceilings of the en¬trances are features pat¬terned in medieval designs.University students are in¬vited to attend the cere¬monies and the dedicationexercis .-s. The theologicalconferences on Wednesdaymorjitng ard afternoon andThursday morning are alsoopen to campus attendance.Craigie KnightedBy George V ForDictionary WorkWilliam A. Craigie, professor ofEnglish Languages at the Universityand editor of the Oxford English dic¬tionary, has been knighted by KingGeorge V in recognition of the com¬pletion of the Oxford dictionarywhich was begun in 1858.Professor Craigie, who has beenactively engaged at the Universityfor the last three years as editor ofthe Historical Dictionary of theAmerican language, recently left forElngland to visit for the summer.While in England Professor Crai¬gie will receive the degree of Doctor(Continued on page 2) SEMINARY HOLDSCOMMEI^EMENTFifteen Men, SixteenWomen GraduatePresent ReligiousDrama at SeminaryThe play, “Bread,” written byProfessor Fred Eastman, head of theChicago Theological Seminary’s de¬partment of religious drama will hepresented tomorrow evening at 8:30in Graham Taylor hall of the sem¬inary by a class in religious drama.The play is under the direction ofProfessor David Edwards of the pub¬lic speaking department.The play is being presented as onenumber on the program of a theol¬ogical conference on religion andthe arts, which is in session that eve¬ning. The conference is part of thededication week services of the sem¬inary. Commencement exercises for theChicago Theological seminary andthe Congregational training schoolfor women will be held this eveningin Graham Taylor hall. PresidentOzora Davis will confer the degreesfor the seminary, and Dean MargaretTaylor for the training school.Fifteen men will receive the de¬gree of Bachelor of Divinity, whilethe degree of Bachelor of ReligiousInstruction will be awarded to six¬teen women. In addition the honor¬ary degree of Doctor of Divinity willbe given to the Rev, M. Russel Boyn¬ton, pastor of the Bryn Mawr Com¬munity church, the Rev, CharlesClayton Morrison, editor of theChristian Century, the Rev. L. Myr-ven Isaacs, Edelstein, Ill., and theRev. R. Paul Reynolds. Chinese mis¬sionary now on furlough in NewYork city.Participants in the program willbe Prof. Fred Eastman, Dr. FrankG. Smith, the Rev. Charles S. Brownand Rose L. Wilde, Dr. Wilfred A.Rowell, of Hinsdale. Ill., will deliveran address on the “Appeal of Faith.”Ice Cream ChampsAre At It AgainEdwin Mattick, University cham¬pion ice cream eater, has been chal¬lenged, and a contest between the(champion and challenger will beheld today at 1:30. The argumentas to the relative merits of the twocontestants will be settled in thesame place the preceding meets wereheld, at Salinas’ drug store, 51st andCottage Grove,The challenger is Julius Mayer, amember of Phi Beta Delta. He saysthat he will keep up with Mattickuntil the champion stops, and he willthen eat a quart brick more if givena half hour more in which to do it.The participants are both backed bymembers of the R. O. T. C. depart¬ment. Allot PositionsTo FraternitiesAt Greek SingPlaces in the Interfraternity sing,to be held Saturday at 8 in Hutchin¬son court, have been allotted asfollows: Phi Sigma Delta, Kappa Nu,Phi Pi Phi, Acacia, Phi Kappa Sigma,Tau Kappa Epsilon, Lambda Chi Al¬pha, Zeta Beta Tau, Alpha Tau Ome¬ga. Delta Sigma Phi, Sigma Nu, Del¬ta Upsilon, Phi Kappa Psi, Alpha Sig¬ma Phi, Kappa Sigma, Beta Theta Pi,Phi Gamma Delta, Psi Upsilon,, PhiDelta Theta, Chi Psi, Delta Tau Del¬ta, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Alpha Del¬ta Phi, Delta Chi, Sigma Chi, DeltaKappa Epsilon,The sing will be preceeded by aband concert at 7:30. During andfollowing the sing a dance will beheld in the Reynolds club.After the last fraternity has sung,announcement will be made of theaides and marshals for the comingyear. The cup donated last year bythe Interfraternity council to 4hefraternity having the greatest num¬ber present will also be awarded.This cup which is now in the posses¬sion of Sigma Chi, will be kept inthe custody of the winning fratern¬ity until next year. When any frat¬ernity has its name inscribed on thetrophy for three times, not necessar-(Continued on page 2)Prep Thinly Clads Pound Trackfor Home and Mother Once AgainIt’s all over now and another in¬terscholastic track meet—the tw'enty-fourth annual—has gone by theboards.Meanwhile the eight hundred andsome odd prep heroes who routedthe fraternity lads out of their bedsover the last week-end are betakingthemselves back to the old hometowns,“How I done it,” is already a fa¬miliar story in more than one smallburg.As per usual this year’s meet pro¬duced its crop of heroes. Chiefamong those who bask in the sportlimelight are Bennett of Toledo,Stokes of Baton Rouge, and Allen ofSalem, Ohio. These three were se¬lected to compete in the tryouts forAmerican Olympic team, by virtue oftheir record-breaking performances.Bennett took the 100 yard dash in 9:9 and the 220 in 21:6. Stokes setthe new world’s I'ecord in 120 yardhigh hurdles at 15:2 and copped the220 low hurdles in 24:3. Allen vault¬ed thirteen feet, three inches, plusto a new world mark in this event.Taking all six places in the ham¬mer throw for a total cf 31 points.Fort Collins, Colorado gained thenational track title with a grandscore of 56 points. Mooseheart, Ill,,won the academy division with a to¬tal of 38 points.RHYTHMS CLASSESPOSTPONE EXHIBITThe annual spring exhibit of therhythms classes entitled “Before anEastern AJtar” has been postponedbecause of the weather. It will bepresented tomorrow at 5 in the out¬door theatre of Ida Noyes hall. ELECT 87 MENTO FRIAR ORDER;INITIATT TODAYPerform Ceremonies atStagg FieldTodayEighty-seven new members will beinitiated into the order of Black¬friars today at 2:30 on Stagg Field.Abbot Derwood Lockard will be themaster of ceremonies.“The initiation fee will be eightdollars,” said Joseph O’dell, a mem¬ber of the Order. “This will coverthe cost of the banquet to¬night, the Blackfriars key, and aseat for “Sunny Days,” which allmembers will attend after the ban¬quet.”The new members are VirgilMills, William Kinx:heloe, JosephMcCosh, Richard Washburn, JamesPorter, Roland Cohee, Robert Nichol¬son. Ray Fried. George Mahin. Wil¬liam Garvey, Winfred Lowe, JohnW’eavfr, Willard Smith, LawrenceSmith, Warren McCandless, GordonSmith, Earl Baker, Lester Stone,David Baronophsky, Frank Calvin,Edward Swartz, Joseph Bonnem, Mel¬vin Abrahamson, Wanzer Brunell,Jim Van Nice, Stanley Karshak,James Bailey, William Guy, RichardWorgo, Charles Woodruff, WilburRedding, Richard Fletcher, EdgarSalzenshine, Frank Butler, JamesMcBean, Harry Broad, Lyle Gumm,Jerome Wenk, James Schiebler, An¬gus Horton, Edward Wallace, Les¬ter Cotton, Henry Tobler, ClarenceFox, Martin Bowers, Damon Boyn¬ton, Orvis Henkle, -Terry Strauss, Pe¬ter Chamales, Rob cloy McGregor,David Lelewer, Horace Koesler, JohnLink, William Ladamji, Burton Mc¬Roy. Robert Cunningham, SayreBradshaw, Charles Pollock, CharlesYount, Alvin Kabaker, Lazarre Kram¬er, Samuel Gruber, Gordon Kerr,(Continued on page 2)New Cap and GownAppears TomorrowThe 1928 Cap and Gown will beout tomorrow afternoon, and will bedistributed from the University bookstore that day. On Thursday andFriday the book can be purchasedfor $5.00 at the tent in front ofCobb, from the Ida Noyes checkroom, the Reynolds club candy count¬er and also from Woodw'orth’s book¬store.The Cap and Gown has a decorat¬ed maroon cover, and the inside cov¬er at both ends of the book has adrawing by a professional artist por¬traying Hutchinson court at com¬mencement. Senior panels and frat¬ernity group pictures have been cutin a different and more artisticfashion this year.Divisions of the book are devotedto women and their activities. Intra¬mural and intercollegiate athletics,social life, and to fraternities andclubs.ii Fraternity Joe’’Gets a Free Bath“Fraternity Joe,” wandering highschool lad from the wilds of Indianaand professional gate crasher hasmade himself at home at the localfraternity houses once too often.Friday noon the Woodlawn avenueboys found themselves again the un¬willing hosts of “Joe” and his part¬ner. With memories of his recentvisits during other Interscholasticsfresh in the minds of the fraters,they seized upon the protesting mis¬creant and hurried him to a waitingcar.IThe ride terminated at the botanypond where with due ceremony andproper rites, “Joe” was immersed inthe waters lately honored by JackCusack and others.race Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1928iaily iiarflflnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed ii)(>rniD(rs. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring Quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates93.00 per year . by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. 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THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMEncouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarshipAugmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.Extension of the Intramural principle.Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement af the Ymr Book.Abolition of .^-11 and establishment of group libraries. OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, June 5Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality,” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills. 8, Station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Irving Maurer,D. D. president. Beloit College, 11:50,Joseph Bond chapel. CRAiaE KNIGHTEDBY GEORGE V FORDICTIONARY WORK REUEF DRIVE FOR ALLOT POSITIONNEW YORK MINERS TO FRATERNITIESBEGINS WEDNESDAY AT GREEK SING(Continued from page 1)of Literature from Oxford, wherehe completed the Oxford dictionary,and Cambridge. He will be the firstperson ever to receive thedegree from both univei’sities in thesame year.Meeting of the Board of PhysicalCulture and Athletics, 4:30, HarperE. 41. At the University Professor Cra-gie is assisted in the compilation ofthe Dictionary of American lan¬guages by graduate students.Christian Science Society, 7:30,Thorndike Hilton Memorial chapel.Wednesday, June 6Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality of Personality,” AssistantProfessor Arthur G. Bills. 8, stationWMAQ. I During his absence this work,which is declared to be second in im-! portance in the development of themodern dictionary only to the Ox¬ford edition, is being supervised by[ George Watson, an Englishman w'hohas assisted Professor Craigie forI many years.Faculty W'omen’s Luncheon, 12.Ida Noyes hall.AMONG THOSE ATTENDING Elhall. Circulo Espanol, 4, Ida Noyes Professor Manly of the English de-I partment instigated the idea of ani American Language dictionary.I which is to be completed in aboutI ten years, and was instrumental inI securing the services of ProfessorI Craigie for the University. Commencing Wednesday, June 8,and continuing through the close ofthe Spring Quarter, a drive to collectdonations of clothing and moneyfrom the students and faculty of theUniversity to be forwarded to theI Emergency Committee for Miners’I Relief of New York City, will beconducted in cooperation by The Lib¬eral Club. The Local Committee ofthe American Friends Service Com¬mittee and the Y. M. C. A. and Y.j W. C. A.Professor .411ee points out thatI the time is particularly advantage-I ous for collecting clothing—studentsj packing up to leave will find many^ things which can serve a better pur-' pose than crow’ding their lullage.1 This clothing can be left at the fol-j lowing points:' Information Desk. Press Bldg.Reynolds lub, Y. M. C. A.Ida Noyes Hall, Y. W. C. A. (Continued from page 1)Iily in succession, it goes to the chap¬ter permanently.; Following this the “C” men will: be presented with the “C” blankets' by Coach Alonzo Stagg. The chimesj will then play the Alma Mater andI the song will be taken up by thei audience. A Chicago yell will ter-■ minate the sing.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,.Ice Crenra55th St. at Woodla%vn AvemwPhone Midway 0708MAIN STREETMathematical club. ’“New DivisionAlgebras,” Professor Dickson, 4:15.Rverson 37, (Continued from page 1)ELECT 87 MEN TO FRIAR P^^H^cid waters of Lake LagoORDER ' ain’t danced at allReligious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, the ReverendWillia mE. Barton. D. D. Foxboro,Massachusetts. 11:50, Joseph Bondchapel.Zoology Club. “Further Studies onthe Life-History of Planaria Velata,”William A, Castle. 4:30, Zoology 29.Philosophy club, “Religion and theCreative Imagination.” Dt. Hutchins,Meadville Theological School, 8,Classics 20. (Continued from page il fHarvey Greenleaf, E. C. Barr. Rob 'ert Graf. Willard Gidwitz, Edwin ,Levine, James Paddock. Abe Blinder, ;Lee Loventhal. Earle Stocker, Robert 1Mayer, Donald Moore. Robert Sha- |piro, Norman Williams, Hoover Ban- 'kard, James Nachman, Harry Gor¬don. Morris Nelson. John Colwell. !George Johnston. William Engle- ihardt. Henry Howland, Bob Ardrey, Iand Kieth Bowers. until you’ve been in this joint.”And incidentally, the moon agreed.PATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERSTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL J largest sellinaguality pencilthowotld1298 E. 63rd St. (.Vrar W'oodlawn .At#.)Telephone Hyde Park 3U80Beginner*’ Class every Monday Eveni.iit at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for 31.9U.PRIV.ATE LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENING Superlative in quality,the world-famous•\7ENUSVEENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.PIsin ends, per dot.Rubber cods, per dot. $1.001.ZOAacricaa Pcacil Co., 215 FUtk A?a.,N.T.MahtYtofUSIQUEThmColored PnteiU in 12 colors~$1.00 per doc.CAMPUS STARS PLAY ATSENIOR WEEK BANQUET(Continued from page 1)the class of 1929 by Frances Ken¬dall. The response of the Junior classwil Ibe given by Annette Allen, vice-president. Ruth Boyd will presentthe Cap and Gown to the class of1929 and Marjorie Williamson willmake the response. Albert Gordonwill then present the Senior benchto the class of 1929 and the responsefor the Junior class will be made byRussell Whitney. The class historywill be read by A1 E. Widdifield andthe class oration given by JamesFlexner. The oration will be followedby the presentation of the class giftby Eleanor Wilkins. The responsefor the University will be made byThe twenty-fourth annual track interscholastic concludedSaturday was, on the whole, a pretty good meet. Although thejavelin wasn’t thrown as far as it was last year, the hammerwas thrown further, and although the 100 yard dash was notnegotiated in as fast time as last year, still the mile relay wasfaster. Track followers found much to interest them at Staggfield Friday and Saturday. But the rushing, the selling of theUniversity to the athletes, is one of the most interesting aspectsof the meet now that it is over. How successful were the hand¬shakers ; how many of these prep athletes will return to the cam¬pus to register as bona fide students of this institution?We are inclined to doubt whether the results of this meetmeasured in terms of the number of athletes that will be attract¬ed to the University will be much more far-reaching than those ofthe past. That is to say, the results will be almost negligible. ! President Max Mason. The singingFor .some reason or other the interscholastics held at this institu- ^ of the “Alma Mater” will close thetion do very little to influence their participants to enroll in the'University. Nevertheless, each year the rushing is rather elabor- jate and spirited. 1Nor is the interest in the rushing phase of the meet purely;local. The athletic side of the Big Ten institution on the northshore looks forward to Stagg’s meets with as much anticipation Iand zeal as the Old Man himself. Each year a number of the imore prominent of this school’s athletes invade the prep basket¬ball and track meets held under the auspices of the University. ^Saturday a few of the burly boys who play under the purple ban-.ner were on Stagg field proper armed with pencils and addressbooks, and engaged in very forceful, and no doubt convincing,conversations with some of the lads that Stagg had invited to hisannual party. This seems to be transcending the limits of good isportsmanship, or maybe it is just a sign of the times. Howso-,ever, we believe that .something should be put in the etiquettebooks about it. UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey fk. Chow MeinOur Specialty]Never Getsa "Bite” FromThis TobaccoPOISONED AT THE SOURCEThe Western Association of College Comics of which theCalifornia Pelican and the Stanford Chaparral are members re¬cently moved that the use of the humor appearing in its members’magazines was forever prohibited to College Humor. The Asso¬ciation was prompted to take such action because it felt thatCollege Humor was overstepping things a bit, and, as a result,putting the college in a bad light, one of gin flasks and lavishnecking.Nothwithstanding College Humor continues publication, andwill as long as there are buyers of it. We cannot blame CollegeHumor for the misrepresentation of the book-loving, lecture-guz¬zling college campus. Looking through the current college comicsthe fault seems to lit wholly there. College Humor is, for themost part, merely a reprint of the college funny publications ofthe land. Its humor has been poisoned at the source . Further¬more like another business project it must look after its debit and jcredit columns; and consequently must give the public what it!wants. Jasper, Tenn.March 23, 1927Larus <S; Bro. Co.Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:I have always wanted to smoke apipe. After several attempts I gavemy “taste” up, for with each trial Igot a blistered tongue.One evening, when looking over acertain outdoor magazine, I read thata certain fisherman could catch morefish when using “Edgeworth,” so Idecided I would try “his” tobacco—for I am no poor fisherman!The next day I tried to secure Edge-worth. The local country storekeeperdid not have it, so I sent by a friend tothe city for my first Edgeworth. Twothings have happened: I still smokeEdgeworth, and the local storekeeperalways has a supply.I catch fish and never get “a bite”from Edgeworth!Yours for keeps,H. V. MasseyEdgeworthExtra High GradeSmokiiig Tobacco June Timely GiftsTPYEWRITERSnd that gift checkone for yourself.LAMPSwith crest in baseNew SupplyFor the BRIDE^Congressional Cook-BookBook EndsCzecho-Slovakian PotteryThe Bride’s BookWork—Auction BridgeBridge ScoresCopper and Brass GiftsWhat’s We Do Now?for parties. Book SuggestionsThe NewU. of C. 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For the GRADUATEMy Graduation BookNew Chicago JewelryPen and Pencil Setsin the new colors.Leather Key-CaseCompacts—many new stylesPillow TopsA KODAKfor the friend who is“going gadding’’Travel DiaryBOOK-ENDSfor the U. of C,Graduate.SELECT YOUR GIFTS TODAYfrom theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVE.(Open Saturday Afternoons)1THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1928Blindfolded in scientific test ofleading Cigarettes^ Princess Paul Chavchavadzeelects qld GoldOLYMPIC PROSPECTS COMPETE INNATIONAL COLLEGIATE TRACK MEETEvery Entrant Is A Star; Illinois and Stanford Favored TcWin Team ChampionshipChicago will get an opportunity tosee most of the Olympic track hopesof the United States in action Satur¬day, when the seventh annual Na¬tional Collegiate track meet is heldin Soldiers Field Saturday afternoon.Most of the best men in every eventon the Olympic program will takepart in the meet, which is an officialOlympic tryout.Entries up to yesterday totalled55 teams from all parts of the coun¬try. Illinois and Stanford, the twogreatest track teams of the country,head the list, but since every man'entered must have an unusual per¬formance to his credit to be eligiblefor the meet, every contestant is astar.To Decide Team TitleFor the first itme, a team cham¬pionship will be decided in this meet,as well as individual championships.The mini and the Stanford team areexpected to battle it out for theteam championship, and the fightshould be close one, for the down-state strength in the runs offsets theStanford power in the field events.Every event will bring a duel be¬tween great athletes, all the wayfrom the 100 yard dash to the jav¬ elin throw. Simpson of Ohio State,who copped both the 100 and 200yard dashes in the conference, willfinally meet Elder, the Notre Dameflash, but since there are seventeenother men in the race who have bet¬tered 0:10 in championship meetsthis Spring, the pair will have a realbattle.Eighteen men in the 220 yard dashare under 0:22 for the distance, aremarkable field. Included are |Barnes, of Oberlin, credited with aflat 0:21 race in the Ohio Confer¬ence; Simpson, the Buckeye; Hamm,of Georgia Tech, and Snider, of Ala¬bama Polytechnic, all under 0:21 |5-10.Walters Likely Victor“Rut” Walter, the Purple quartermile star who has not been beatenthis year, and appears a certainOlympic man, will get the moststrenuous competition of the season,with Spencer of Stanford, who ran0:48 flat in the Stanford-Californiadual meet, as his most dangerousfoe. Virgil Gist of Chicago, a per¬sistent to Walter, will make anothereffort to beat the Northwestern run¬ner. new world’s record is pos-(Continued on page 4) UNIVERSITY WOMENTO PARTICIPATE INW. A. A. FIELD DAYW. A. A. Field' Day will be heldtoday. It will begin at noon withthe playing of theifinals of the tennisgolf, volley ball and interclass ten¬nis tournaments.The annual costume parade, al¬ways a popular feature of Field Day,wil leave Ida Noyes hall at 3:45 andwill march around Dudley field.Judges will award a prize to theclass costumed in the most uniqueand clever fashion.The interclass archery tournamentwill be shot off at 4; the Honor base¬ball team will oppose the alumnae inthe annual game; and all women con¬nected in any way with the Univer¬sity are urged to participate in the.several sports to be offered duringthe afternoon. Croquet, horse-shoes,golf, and other games will be playedon the field while special stunts willbe offered to swimmers in the pool,ucebuicirti tnitopapaer eSttaoietaonsible in this event if conditions aregood.The smaller colleges of the' coun¬try will cut an important figure inthe meet in every event, although noi one of them has strength enough toi take the team title. Most of thesemen are not nationally known, buttheir performances are as good orbetter in many events than thoseof the stars of Stanford, Illinois andother bigger schools.PRINCESS Paul CHAVCHAVAD?.R, Sister of Mrs, W oi. 3. LeedsHow Test Was MadeSubject was blindfolded, and, inthe presence of two responsiblewitnesses, was give,i one eachof the four leading cigarettesto smoke. To clear the taste,coffee was served before eachcigarette. The Princess was en¬ tirely unaware of the iuentityof the.se cigarettes <!urir.g test..A.fter sa'oking the four ciga¬rettes, the Princess was asked todesignate by number her choice.Without hesitation she replied,“No. 3”.. .which was Old GoldSMOOTHER AND BETTER - J. R. Morlarty. DIv. Pass. Agent, Santa Fe Ry., 179 We.stJ^kson St.. Chicago, HI. Phone: Wabash 4600, or TicketOffices-—Dearborn Station. Conpre.ss Hotel, Palmer Hou.se,oreat Northern Hotel. T.,aSaIIe Hotel. Sherman Hotel, StevensHotel, & Lptown Union Ticket Office, Wilson Ave. & Br’dw’y.**I was much intrigued by the invitation to makea blindfold test of your leading brands of Ameri¬can cigarettes, to see how they- compared witheach other and with those I had smoked abroad.Could one really taste the difference? I wondered.“But when I was handed these cigarettes, one byone, I realized at once that there was a differenceand that the test was conclusive. Oue cigarettewas so much more appealing, so much moredelicate in flavor. Oh, and so much smoother!“When the test was over and 1 was told that thecigarette of my choice was Old Gold I understoodat once why this cigarette is so popular amongmy American friends.”J^ec, toCalifonuaGolmatoAilMnaand National ParksVisit—this summer, the great scenic regions of the FAR WEST.Santa Fe Summer Excursions will enable you to do this at avery reasonable cost.If your time is limited, or your plans are vague, a Santa Fc rep¬resentative is at your service to suggest or plan your vacation.Ten Day AWExpense Personally Conducted Tours—Throughi<ew Mexico Rockies—including Carlsbad Cavern and Indian-detour. Leave Chicago June 9-23, July 7*21, Aug. 4.Twenty Day AlUExpense Escorted Tours—Colorado and Cali-fornia, including koyal Gorge, Yosemite, Grand Canyon andIndian-detour. Leave Chicago June 17, July 1-8-15-29, Aug. 5-12.Phone, call or drop us postcard for picture folders and details.Graduation Gifts at WOODWORTH^SMaroon GolfersEnd Season WithWin Over Badgers PRELIMINARIES IN FIVE EVENTS TOOPEN INTRAMURAL CARNIVAL TODAYResults of Meet to Decide Phi Gam-D. U. Battle for FirsIPlace in I. M. StandingsLed by Captain Jim Gerard, theMaroon golf team sank the power¬ful Badger outfit by a score of 11 1-2to 6 1-2 at the Maple Bluff Countryclub in Madison Saturaay. It was afitting close for a rather successfulseason. The Chicago team turnedin some of the best golf that hasever been played on the Madisoncourse, each man doing under 80.The low score of the day was turn¬ed in by Captain Jim Gerard of Chi¬cago when he turned in a 146 scorefor the day. In his morning roundJim went out in 38, par being 37,and came in with a 33, par being35, to break the course record. Be¬low is a summary of the singles anddoubles matches:No. l'. Garard (C) defeatedManzer (W) 3-0.No. 2. Engberg (C) defeatedFrost (W) 2-1.No. 3. Lander (W) defeatedMudge (C) 3-0.No. 4. MacElroy (C) defeatedPope (W. 2-1.The afternoon round—Doubles:Garard an dEngberg defeatedFrost and Lander 3-0.Mudge and MacElroy broke evenwith Pope and Manzer 1 1-2-1 1-2. The fourth annual Intiamural Out¬door Carnival, and incidentally thelargest one ever run, will get underway tomorrow afternoon when thepreliminaries in the 50, 100, and 22yard dashes, and in the 120 yardlow hurdles and the quarter mileare run off.Interest in the Carnival has beenfurther accentuated by the fact thattheir showings in the meet will deter¬mine the fight between Phi GammaDelta and Delta Upsilon for firstplace, and the Macs and Tau DeltaPhi for third and fourth place in theorganization standing.The competition in th ehurdles be¬tween Ralph McCormack, Bowersand Golbus, will be unusually keenfor Budlong, winner in previousyears, has not been entered. In theshot put it is rather hard to pick thewinner for many football men, in¬cluding Capt. Ken Rouse, are en¬tered.The half mile record of 2:10 willprobably be lowered for Goldman,McCormack, Engel, Horlacher, andRidge have all turned in fast timesin that event. The mile race seems to be between Barnard, Ridge andRexinger. Many records will probab¬ly be broken because the restrictionson some of the green shirt men havebeen lowered and a record fieldhas been entered. The number ofparticipants in the dashes is as yettoo great to warrant any predictions.The finals and prelims in the fieldevents and the preimls in the organ¬ization relay will also be run off to¬morrow afternoon. The field eventsinclude the broad jump, high jump,and 12 pound shot put. The field ofthree hundred is the largest that hasever been entered in an intramuralcarnival and should result in the es¬tablishing of many new records. PhiPi Phi, winners of the winner car¬nival, have entered their same pow¬erful team and as a result shouldfinish very high in the standing.FRENCHLESSONS AND HELP TO STUDENTSBY FORMER TUTOR Ywoman) GRAD¬UATE OF UNIV. OF NANCY,FRANCE. VERY REASONABLE.TELEPHONE SOUTH SHORE 0959Keen competition to feature I-M carnival. JStart I'M carnival prelims 'this afternoon.Pmte Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1928FINANCE EXPECTSTALK. ON FOREIGNINVESTMENTS JUNE 18-20 . E. Gregory, professor of banking andMEMBERS of a certain family . . .which we shall designate as the “Al¬len” family—are famous for theirimpossible conceit. At the command,“Make a noise like an Allen,” theproper procedure is to throw outyour chest, thumb your nose at who¬ever happens to be in the immediatevicinity, and sneeringly chant. “I-me-I-me-I-me ... .ad infinitum!”THE G. A. SAGVXXXllI. The Anniver»aryWell, we had our Fortnightly An¬niversary last Sunday. After dinnerwith Dave and Dan at their home.Dave and I went over to G. A.’s Fmbeginning to see where this Mother-in-law business isn’t going to be sohot. I happened to take out my wal¬let and G. A.’s mother, taking ad-vantaye of our new relationship(the lucky woman), said, “Hand itover, George.” Well. I gave it toher, and after looking rather long¬ing at the ten dollar inside, she open¬ed up the side pocket and took outall the receipts Fd been .saving foryears. Dave, Louise, and G. A. wentoutside and started taking snapshotsjust then so I went with them, butwhen I came back G. A.’s motherhanded me all the receipts and said.“Here, throw these things away . . .saving trash like that for years andyears . . . you’re a punk businessman, . . ” Four experts on finance werenamed yesterday as lecturers on for¬eign investments, the topic of theHarris Foundation Lectures to begiven under the auspices of the Uni¬versity on June 18 to June 30.Gustav Cassel. professor of eco¬nomics, of Stockholm, an expert whohas been advisor at numerous inter¬national conferences on financialproblems, and one of the technicalexperts of the League of Nations,will be one of the lecturers. TheodorA. RECEIPTSDove, if I choose to fill up my walletWith age-old receipts, why shouldyou call itcase of bad business and say Fmnot neatWhen in act you’ll concede thatev’ry receipt.No matter its age (the older thebetter). . .Proves Fm paid up and the WORLDis my debtor.Believe, if you will, that a good busi¬ness-manShould go to extremes to be neat ashe can.My thoughts on your sadly mistakenbeliefCan be phrased in a sentence ex¬ceedingly briefThat’s quoted verbatim fro msome-thing they tellOf an infamous lady they callede“Little Nell!”(The following shouldbe read to an accom¬paniment of purple lightsand ominous music)A traveling salesman, visiting her.Was feeling most fiendish . . (theinhuman cur!) . . .And once, in a burst of desire, theratGrinned at the sofa and asked, ‘Whatis that?”Nell gave a look at the ravishingskunk,Smirked at the couch, and hissed,“That’s the BUNK!”Well, after I threw the receiptsaway we went over to Dave’s and thegirls fixed supper for us. And whata supper! They fried some eggs,served them after they’d cooled off,and told us we were lucky they knewTHAT much about cooking.B. COLD FRIED EGGSCold fried eggs and buttered bread. .(Ugh! Greasy eggs!) I hate them!And worth of ail. when I was fed,(Ugh Greasy eggs!) I ate them!I feared my stomach might expressDispleasure. 1 beseeched itTo think of my poor happiness . .And then my message reached it.I’d thought my stomach might, like |By love be nicely humbled . . .But no . . It answered angrily . . .In fact . . . .my stomach RUMBLED!After that supper, naturally, Danwasn’t feeling well, so Dave andLoi'ise and G. A. and I went to thePiccadilly where we were chieflyamuesd by a man in the comedywhose family slipped a bar of soapinto the baking soda, and, after hedrank it, soap bubbles came out ofhis mouth. 1 tried the same stunt athome later, but in spite of the coldfried eggs. . .no soap bubbles.—GEO-G. Official CoUo^ePEATEBNITY(JewelryBaci^S'J2in^s-Non>eUies currency, London School of Econom¬ics and Political Science, of theUniversity of London; Robert R.Kuczynski. of the Institute of Eco¬nomics, Washington. D. C., andHenry Kittredge Norton, a memberof the American delegation to theAmerican conference held recently inCuba, are the other three lecturersalready appointed.War debts, international trade.American foreign loans, the Britishcapital market since the war, andother topics will be discussed by theconference. CLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT—Summer cottage, BassLake, Michigan. New, well equipped,screen porch, boat, near auto high¬way. Tel. Columbus 3678, evenings.LOST—Striped red silk umbrellawith amber handle in Cobb 402. CallDorchester 3304.WARREN PIPER &Ca31 N. STATE ST.Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingBeginning June 18 and 25While at college . . . and after you enterthe business or professional world, ahort-hand and typewriting can be of inestim¬able value to you. A short, intensivecourse at this school insures completemastery.GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND225 N. Wabash Ave.. State 1881. ChicagoTOWER mntE63rd at BlackstoneContinued I -1 1 p. m.McCALL - BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS40-TALENTED STARS-40in conjunction withLatest Feature Photoplays Shorthand and Type¬writing MasteredEasily in SpareTimeUtilizing your spare time, after¬noons or evenings, you may acquirea positive mastery of shorthandand typewriting in a short time.Shorthand is helpful in takingclassroom notes, and typewriting awonderful time saver in preparingtomorrow’s assignments. Here atthis oldest business college inAmerica you are assured expertinstruction in both subjects. Be¬ginning classes every Monday.Call, Write or PhoneRANDOLPH 1575 forDetailed InformationBryant & StrattonBusiness College116 South Michigan Ave.CHICAGO LARGE pleasant front room, coollocation for summer. Close in. Dou¬ble $7.50; single $5.50. 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MicbigaoAve. 12chFloor, Randolph4$47Only High Sohool Oradoatei EnrolledCirls Only in the Day Sehaol (4:2aPATRONIZE MAROONADVERTISERSSTUDENTS SHOPon 55th StreetCOWHEYSNew Men’s Store55th St at EUis Ave.Has an up to date lineFOR DRESS OR SPORTShirts $1.00 to $5.00Sweaters $4.00 to $9.00 BUSINESS WANTSCOLLEGE GRADUATESfor ExFcntive Pooitioniwho know shorthand and ran art as assistant tosomr exrrutivr whilr masterinx the yreater phaaeaof businessThis is the sure way to an exerntive position and is the method used almost ex¬clusively by the business world in selertiny its exerutives.SHORTHAND COURSE IN TEN WEEKS(For Colleye Graduates and Underrraduates—and it CAN be finished in ten weeks)in our Department of Bnsiness Administration will prepare you for a poaition witha future. *The Director and instnirtors in this department are all rollefc people and a reflnsdand dirnified environment prevails.GRADUATES EARNING UP TO I5«.0«0 A YEAR. WHY NOT YOU?Ask for bulletin re,{ardinr this rourse. 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