Vol. 28. No. 112. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1928Main StreetBy Al E. WiddifieldThus *‘Wessex." Yet a dubious rayAt tiynes informs his steadfast eye,Just tor a trice, on though to say:"U ill these things, after all, gobyT—Thomas Hardy.PHILOSOPHY, surmised Aristotle,first arose in E>?ypt because thepriesthood there had leisure. Certain¬ly had they not the time to wonderand meditate and make their guessabout the inner constitution of theworld they wouldn’t have arrived atany delicate conclusions. And so Ilament the hustle-bustle condition ofthings around this place of learningand say no brain will ever think anybig thoughts as long as things arerun on a Compulsion basis. In factI ('ften stand back like the threefoldTyphon of Athens, laugh in my pur¬ple beard (or would if I h.ad one)and say. if the high priests of Egypthad gone to the University of Chi¬cago they would never have formul¬ated their philosophies. For here,even in the waning days of my Se¬nior year, there ain’t no peace.Certainly the Wise Fathers whohaunt thest' woods can say, “Now ifyou had done this, or if you had donethat, things would not be in such ame.ss,’’ hut what good does that do?The reason a regime of leisure can’tbe inaugurated, we have decided, isbecause the line of demarcation be¬tween a state of leisure and a stateof loafing is of the hair’s breadthvariety. Leisure demands too muchdiscipline. We are not civilizedenough, says Havelock Ellis, to placeour daily conduct at the mercy ofan unharnessed will..^s I .sit sowing my wild oat uponthe keys of John McBrady’s Under¬wood I hear the lady (I presume it isa lady) on the floor above playinga soft-toned pipe-organ solo upon hercozy gramopKone. There is nothingin hot weather quite so cool andsoothing as pipe-organ music. .Andso I sit and welter in the mopish at¬mosphere of this May day. No mus\-here save the brash crackling of un¬oiled keys. I picture the lady on theiloor above sitting with her slijiperedU'et resting on the wiml.iw sill, alemonade soda in one hand and acigaret in the other. 1 can almo.stfeel the fragrant breeze that blow'Sin upon her from the upper lofts ofthe trees in the park. I imagine shetakes a sip of lemonade and puts ona new record. She is like a priestess* of F^gypt. I’ll bet that they sat muchin that fashion atop their canopied |bell-tower, looking down upon the |cemetery of Cizeh and at the*immo-jbile Sphinx weltering in the .African |sun. No wonder that they thought |about life, about what the CommonStuT of the world could be in orderthat it make life so heinous for theslaves building the pyramid and sobeatific for those who sipped soft-drinks in the bell-tower. I’ll bet thelady on the next floor is thinking BigThoughts, wondering what makesJackson Park so green and .33rdstreet so black. Heraclitus .sat atEphesus on a summer’s day and thesweat poured down his double-chin.The common denominator of all the |earth is fire, he said, wiping the jperspiration from his roseate brow,everything is in a state of flux. ButHeraclitus had leisure, a.3 did Pytha¬goras in his school house on theshores of the Adriatic sea, and evende Vohaire himself. Homer wander-'ed about Italy without a care or aworry, legend has it, and left forus the greatest epic the world hasever known, or ever will. Butif Homer had been forced* torun home every afternoon andwrite an Anthropology paper ora synthesis of Dr. Newman’s scholas¬tic, credo he probably would have in¬vented, a new method for parsing iGreek verbs instead of the solidly |unified and consistently phrasedstories of the Iliad and the Odyssey.The world seems to grow morecomplex as we advance into it.(Continued on page 2) JACK BUILDS HIS HOUSE TONIGHTAuthors, Abbot, Stars The Builders of the House AGE SETS BACKAND LETS YOUTHHAVE ITS FLINGCelebrities In ReviewMandel Boards WitnessOverthrow Ofj ^ FacultyBy Edward BastianBlackfriars’ 1928 production,j “Tht House That Jack Built,’*1 opens tonight in .Mandel hall forj the first of six performances. Di-i reeled by Bartlett Cormack with! the as.sistance of James Hensheland Clifford Jerome, the show ispresented by one of the largestcasts in the history of the organ¬ization. Authors of the produc¬tion, which is under the generalsupervision of Abbot Derwood! Lockard, are Milton S. Mayerj and George Morgenstern.The audience attending the per¬formances will see a panorama ofstudent life at the University, whichis regarded by the two authors as“a place supposedly given over tothe younger generation,’’ but which“keeps youth rather straitly con¬fined to the groove its elders selectfor it.’’ The production representstheir attempt to show on the stagewhat they think the University couldbe for the students.Above: At the left is George Morgenstern, who has gained notoriety as co-author of “The House that Jack Built” and alsoedits the Phoenix. In the center is Derwood Warner Lockwood w ho has achieved the limelight as Abbot of Blackfriars and studentproducer of this year’s show. Milton S. Mayer occupies the space on the right. With Morgenstern, he claims the responsibility for *0-night's fantasy. Milt has marched onward and upward as a News Editor and columnist on The Daily Maroon.Below: At the left is “Hank” Paulman, the Al Smart of the current Friars’ .show, starring the campus smooth boy andchorus leader. In the center are Martin Bowers and Hosea MacFarland, the two campus “million dollar heiresses.” Bowers is appear¬ing in his first show while MacFarland is a veteran, having won fame as the tooth-pick magnate’s wife in “Plastered in Paris.” On theright is Rob Roy McGregor, who will be a college president’s son on the board of Mandel for the next few nights and two thereafter.He is the outstanding singer of the show. *Give ModernisticPerformance of‘Master Builder’ GEORGE JONES ANDJAZZ ARTISTS TOTRAVEL IN EUROPEAn impressionistic .stage perform Iance wifi he held for the first time !in the vicinity of the University iwhen “The Master Builder’’ by Hen |rik Ibsen is presented by the Cube ion Wednesday evening, May 23 at8:30 in Emil Hirseh center, 4(ith St. jand South Parkway. jThe automatic and mechanical {movement characterizing the action |on ihe stage is symbolic of the im- !pressionistic play. There will be no jfootlights on the stage, hut spot- jlights will be the only lighting ef- jfects. Mass and height will be ac- ihieved through the medium of line iinterception, while the costumes will 'be green and red.Dancing will follow the perl'orni-ance, for which tickets car. bo ob¬tained at the University bookstorefor one dollar. George V. Jones and his orches¬tra will leave the United States July‘J, for a two months’ tour of Europe.Jones, who was formerly chairmanof the Editorial Board on The DailyMaroon, was also active in late Blackfriars plays, playing either the saxo¬phone or banjo in several produc¬tions.The orchestra, a five piece one, istaking the tour in conjunction withthe Big Ten tours and will play atsocial occasions of mentally conval¬escing students, both on shipboardand in Europe. University Band inSecond Concert ofSeason on Monday \ DOC BRATFISH DOESAN ANGEL GABRIELIN FRONT OF COBBBARRISTERS HOLDANNUAL BANQUET ATSHORELAND FRIDAY The University band will presentits second campus conceit Monday,May 21 at ’8 in Hutchinson court.George H. Nickle, student director,announces that the concert is freeand everyone is invitedThe band will present three solo¬ists from high school bands w’howon first places in the recent Chi-Hibands solo contests.The program for Monday will beas follows: “Senn Triumphal’’ Huff-cr; “Raymond,” Thomas; “Lanette’’Ilentoii; “Robin Hood,” de Koven;! “Scenes that are Brightest”, “Fan-I tasie.” Wallace; “Cornation March,”j from “The Prophet.” Meyerbeer;I “Old Kentucky Home”; “BalletEgyptienne,” Luigini; “In a Moon¬lit Garden,” King; and several Uni¬versity songs. Judgment Day has come. But mus¬taches, not trembling souls, are to bejudged. Today at noon, in front ofCobb, the seniors who have nursedtheir upper lip.s to a fulsome bloomwill pass under the scientific scru¬tiny of Dr. William Bratfish, whopresides over the tonsorial depart¬ment at Reynolds club.Qualifications which, declares Dr.Bratfish, the victorious senior mustmeet to win the engraved shavingmug, and the points awarded foreach are: length, on the basis of1 1-1000 inch, 20; abundance, 20;distribution, 20; texture, 10; color,10; condition, or absence of impur¬ities, 10; and general appearance, 10.Frosh Entertain atMixer in ReynoldsThe Freshman class will hold thefinal mixer of the year from 3:30 to5 :,30 today in the south room of Rey¬nolds club, with the three other■clas'es as its guests. Music is fur¬nished by Rainey Bennett’s orchestrawhich played at the scholarship inter¬scholastic mixer last Friday. Seniors of the Law school, num¬bering nearly one hundred, will holdtheir annual banquet at the Shore-land Hotel, 55th and the Lake,tonight at 6:30. The thirteenmembers of the Law faculty will bethe guests of honor.General Nathan William Mac-Chesney, distinguished member ofthe Chicago bau will be the principalspeaker of the evening. Among thesneakers ’t/ill be Frederic C. Wood¬ward, vice-president of the Univers¬ity and professor of law and JudgeEdward W. Hinton, ac,ing dean ofthe Law school. MOCK CONVENTIONDELEGATES APPLYFOR STATE PLACES$4.50 For AnnualThe best Cap and Gown in his¬tory is on the press. The book isselling for $4.50 for three moredays. Next Wednesday marks theclose of the campaign. After thisday the price will be $5.00.The 1928 Cap and Gown, withits artistic lay-out and carefulworkmanship can be ordered atthe University and Woodworth’sbookstores, and Ida Noyes andReynolds club candy counters. All students desirous of participat¬ing as delegates in the mock Republi¬can convention to be held in Mandelhall on Thursday, May 24 shouldsend in their applications at once, itwas announced yesterday.Applications will be received atthe Faculty exchange, the desk inReynolds club, or Ida Noyes checkroom. Students making applicationshould state at least three prefer¬ences as to the state delegation theywish to join. Coach A. A. Stagg, ProfessorJames Weber Linn of the English de¬partment, John D. Rockefeller, C.C. Pyle and Harold Swift are someof the personalities of the day whoare represented among the thirtyprincipals in the Blackfriar fantasy.The action of the show occurstwenty years in the future. $20,-000,000 worth of Liberty bonds andgrain stock gives the plot its fir.stimpetus, when the two heroes marrythe sum and buy the University.With the destinies of the institutionin their control, the administrators,who were college students in 1928,determine to recast the school in theidealized form they think it shouldhave.Babbitts Gain ControlHowever,, they meet with failurein their endeavor. Babbitts and full-blooded Rotarlans set upon them andoverwhelm them. Their plans toadapt their possession to youthfulviewpoints are subverted, and theUniversity becomes “a gilded mon¬key house, run for profit.” BalabanI and Katz attendants pace the halls,and big business nods approval ofthe principles guiding the course ofthe place.Tile two heroes find relief at lastfrom the rush and hurry of their edu¬cation-business venture. But let theshow itself explain how.The scenery for the productionwas designed by Mr. Marzuloff,scenery director of the Goodmantheater at the Art institute, and hisassistants. It is painted in a cubisticstyle that creates queer prospectives.Name Seven UshersSeven names have been added tothe list of ushers for “The HouseThat Jack Built” by the head usher,Al F], Widdifield, and his two assist¬ants. Robert McCormack and Ru¬dolph Coles. They are Ralph Lewis,Wayne Lockwood, Dan Boone, Dex¬ter Masters, Leonard Landwirth,Walter Schaeffer, and DunningBrown.Ushers are ^o appear in tuxedosone-half hour before the scheduledtime for the beginning of each per¬formance. Also, each usher shouldbring his own flashlight, accordingto the head ushers.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1928iailp liaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratesS3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 i)er year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WID.’OIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOR OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, May 18Radio lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assisi-ant Professor Ar¬thur G. Bills. 8, station WMAQ.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft. 4, IdaNoyes hallOFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenVictor RotertisChairman of the Editorial BoardCharK'S H. Gooa Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Ebay EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior E>ditorHarriet Karris _..Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore Editor,Harriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Elditor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenrv Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEinmarette Da—on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENRobert FLsher ..Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ...Dowt’n RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantRobert Nicholson Circulation AssistantAngus Horton AuditorStanley Dicker .Advertising CorrespondentROBERT C. McCORMACK, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac-tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvemsmt of tko Year Book.9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment of group libraries. Religious service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. Professor Theo¬dore G. Soares. 11:50, Joseph Bondchapel. manists in the Sixteenth Century.”A. Koszul, Professor of English Lit¬erature, the University of Stras¬bourg, France. 4.30, Harper assem¬bly room.Romance club: ’’The Spanish II-iom List in the Modern LanguageStudy.” Fh’ofessor Hayward Kenis-ton, “A Manuscript Story by Bal¬zac,” Professor Edward P. Dorgan.Public lecture (Social ServiceAdministration) : “Vocational Guid¬ance.” Miss Anne S. Davis. 3:30,Cobb 108.Public lecture (downtown): “TheDynamics of Living Processes” (’1-lustrated). Professor Anton J,Carlson, 6:45, the Art Institute.Public lecture: “Relations Be¬tween English and Continental Hu- Saturday, May 19Meeting of University RulingBodies:The General Administrative Board9, Cobb 115.The Board of University Publica¬tions, 10, Editorial Rooms, PressBuilding.The Board of Libraries, 11, Har¬per M 27.The Fortieth Annual ClassicalConference of the University, 9 to12. Classics 10. The examinations for the springquarter will be held as follows:8 o’clock classes, Tuesday, June12, 8-10 A. M.9 o’clock classes, Wednesday, June13, 8-10 A. M.10 o’clock classes, Monday, June11, 8-10 A. M.11 o’clock classes, Monday, June11, 1:30-3:30 P M.12:30 o’clock classes, Wednesday,June 13, 1:30-3:30 P. M.1:30 o’clock classes. Tuesday, June12, 10:30 A. M.-12:30 P. M.2:30 o’clock classes. Wednesday,June 13, 10:30 A. M.-12:30 P. M.3:30 o’clock classes, Tuesday, June12, 1:30-3:30 P. M.4:30 o’clock classes, Monday, June11, 4:30-6:30 P. M. - MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)Things go in pairs, a bad one witha good one. We can’t make our littlepile and retire at forty without be¬ing the handmaiden of sticky respon¬sibilities and prickly discipline inthe meantime. We could be a bum,pretend Iowa was Ionia, sing songsof vagabondia and the feculent earsof corn and get all the sensations offreedom that are so highly desirable.But at forty we would find all theother lads gloating over their littlepile while we ducked into a Madisonstreet mission to get a doughnut.And so we forget that philosophybegan in Egypt because the priest¬hood there had leisure and start aterm paper on Walter Pater, who isa fascinating apple at that.Official CollegeFEATERNITYcJewelrjBac^s-Hin^s-lbvelliesWAPPEN PIPER & (DO31 N. STATE ST. TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63r4 St. (Near Waodlawn Ava.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Bevinnera* Claes every Monday EveniiiK at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.(K).PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEday OR EVENINGTHE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT’Mandel hall has been the scene of much activity every nightfor the past five weeks. And through barred doors have kept thecampus as a whole from an intimate acquaintance with the scene,students have submitted with good grace to the secrecy, but couldnot help from w^ondering how IT was coming along. Tonight forthe first time the campus will be able to see how IT, the annualBlackfriars’ show, is.We are told that “The House That Jack Built” is not just an¬other Blackfriars’ show, that there is something about it thatsets it apart from all the Friars’ shows that have been stagedsince 1898 when “The Deceitful Dean” took the boards. It is,in short, “different.” Not merely because there is a new Abbotfor that is a yearly occurrence, and not merely because there is anew producer, though that does not happen yearly, but becausethe play itself—for after all the play’s the thing—is a departurefrom the standard Friars’ production. It is reputed to be some¬what more significant and ambitious. Although the past showshave always been delightful and “the best one since . . theyhave, for the most part, had their setting in such distant spotsas Hawaii and Paris, and have been—how shall we put it—markedby a scarcity of pertinent ideas. “The House That Jack Built” isthe authors’ conception of the sort of show that the Blackfriarsshould stage. It not only brings the scene back to the campus,but touches directly on the life at this particular institution—that is, fifty years from now. It is a travesty, a satire; and differstoo from its predecessors in that it is less of hit or miss proposi¬tion. It has that essential thread of unity of which every abledramatic critic is cognizant running through the show and hold¬ing it together, even though much was sacrificed on its altar.The ambition of the venture has manifested itself even in thesetting. A futuristic design was decided upon to keep within thefantastical tone of the show. Its keynote is simplicity ratherthan elaboration, and is reminiscent of the settings in “The Cab¬inet of Dr. Caligari,” the imported German movie.It is quite appropriate that Bartlett Cormack, author of the’21 show, “Anybody’; Girl,” should make his debut as the Black¬friars’ producer amid the atmosphere of originality. Old Friars’hounds will miss Miss Hamilton Coleman whom Mr. Cormack suc¬ceeds and who for fourteen yearss was highly .succt-ssful in theproduction of the shows of those years; but they cannot be dis¬appointed wdth the results of Mr. Cormack’s work for we hearnothing but praise for the methods of the author of “The Racket,”that vehicle which was so popular in New York a while back.Much of the spice of tonight’s show is a direct result of his ex¬perience in the Big Time.Producer Cormack, Abbot Ted Lockard, Authors George Mor-genstern and Milt Mayer, Aides James Henshel and Cliff Jerome,the Order, and the cast have toiled long and perspired much tokeep fully alive the tradition of Blackfriars, and are deserving ofmuch commendation. Ifm (So Illar0l;mThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubG. Ashburn Koch, President.Irene Altheide, SecretaryWilson McTeen. TreasurerOffice hours, Reynolds Club,1-2 P. M.The Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of furnishing social and edu¬cational companionship.First Presbirterian—■_WILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy,7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark Ave.Hyde Park Presb3rter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.11:00—Regular Service.8:00—Regular Evening Service. Bttooillaton'flkitnuc anil 57th Street(Jon O^den (Jcxjt — ministerGOTO CHURCHIt will help you to leada better, cleaner life. SUNDAY, MAY 20, 19281 1 A. M.—“God in Man and Nature.”6 P, M.—Channing Club “University Religion. Prof.Compton.Hyde Park Congreffa-tKMMd CkvehDorehaster Av«. «mI 5€4h St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSUNDAY, MAY 20Regular Service.6 p. m.—Scrooby Club:Refreshments EntertainmentAll University students areurged to attend our friendly ser¬vices. The Kenwood Church.Mfred Lee Wilson, MinisterGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.- -Sunday School.—Morning Worship.-Young Peoples’11:00 a. m.—12:15 p. m.Bible Class.0:00 p. m.—Young Peoples Society.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jone.s, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, BasoAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servieesSt. Janies Methodist Episcopal ChurchEJiia Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schncll, Associate PastorSUNDAY, MAY 20, 19288:00—Regular Service,1 1 :00—Regular Service.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School. 9:30 A. M.11 a. m.—“The Kingdom of GodIs Within You.”8 p. m.—Re,’. Milton M. McGor-rill, Ministei, Normal Pk. Bap¬tist Church.. B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7-45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSociety418 S, Michigan AvenueA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATERSunday, May 20, at 11 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridges will speak onThe Gospel of Americanism. 1.The Gospel of Americanism.Liberty and The Puhsuit ofhappiness.Visitors Cordially WelcomeAll Seats Free EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7 :.I0 a. m.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist andSenn|r)n.7:45 p. m.—Evensong. .Address.All students especially Episcopa¬lians are invited to Young People’sClub at 6:00 p. m. Daily services.• • •The Church ofThe RedeemerSith and BlarkstonaREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D.,5550 Blackatone Ave.University Student Pastor:REV. BENJAMIN HORTON. A. B. Aaat.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.and, (except Jrd Sundays) at 9:15a. Ill., also with sermon at 11 a. m.Choral Evensong and' sermon,7:30 (). m.Young People’s Meet¬ing at 5 p. m. with supper. Studentsespecially welcome. Daily chapelservice every week dav.St. Paul’s ChurchSCth and DovchaatarPariah Oltice: 4946 Dorcheater AvanufTel. Oakland 3186REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 .n. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. blHyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. TibbettsSUNDAY. MAY 2011 a. 111.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX. PastorSUNDAY, MAY 20, 1928Morning 11 o’clock—The speaker will be Prof. Harry F. WardEvening 7:45 o’clock—Forum Sermon, Prof. Wm. W. Sweet“South America.”Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, MAY 20, 1928Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—“Our Human Nature.Wranglers at 6:00 — Mr. G. O., Thompson will speak on“Hunting and Fishing in Colorado.’THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1928NINE DEPARTS TO TAKE ON HOOSIERSBUCKEYE’S FOEOF NETMEN INWEEK-END MATCHTennis Squad Seeks ToRaise DualStandingIn an effoi-t to even up their dualmatch standing: the iVTaroon tennissquad will embark today for OhioState where they will compete withthe Buckeye net team tomorrow. Themeet which was to have been playedwith Northwestern earlier this week,and which would have jriven Chi-cagro’s quintet an opportunity to re¬trieve its reputation, had to be post¬poned and therefore a victory at Co¬lumbus is essential. Rinehart Set ToBreak Own RecordIn Javelin ThrowWilmer Rinehart, star of the U.of Indiana track team, who set anew national intercollegfiate recordin the javelin throw last week atNorthwestern, will make an attemptto better the distance. Hjs throwmeasured 21 feet 4 inches. Rineheartis an outstanding:,Olympic candidate,though only a junior at Indiana uni¬versity.Rineheart’s development underCoach E. C. Hayes has been remark¬able He never even as much as ha;lhis rands on a speai befoic entering Indiana. His distance in h'sfreshman .year was only a little bel¬ter than 150 feet. Two weeks ai>(»he heat the best in the east at Thii-.uhdphia with a distance o*‘ 10 1 'i' <1 I inches.The lineup of the team is virtual¬ly the same as it has been in thepast games, Calohan, first man. Nel¬son, second, Ix*.sser, thirn, Hebert,fourth, and Barnard, fifth. Calohanand Nelson are Chicago’s .stand-bysand should be able to win their sin¬gles and doubles matches with ease.Then, if Le.sser of Hebert can comethrough w’ith their singles. Chicagowill have the meet cinche<I.The highly advertised Fro.sh-Varsity meet between Heyman and !Rexinger and Calohan and Nelsonwhich was to have been played offthis week had to be postponed be¬cause of the fact that the team isleaving today.WOLVES CONTINUETITULAR DRIVECoach Ray Fisher’s Wolverinebaseball team will continue its ef¬forts for the Conference title Fridayand Saturday when it will meetNorthwestern and Wisconsin respec¬tively on their own diamonds.The Wolverines have eight BigTen victories to their credit includ¬ing a very .successful week-endagainst Iowa and Illinois in a doubleheader. In the contests* hero, theWolverines defeated Northwestern7-1, and Wi.sconsin 9-1,The trip west la.st week strength¬ened the Michigan titular aspirationsand displa.ved further proof of theteam’s power as well as of individ¬ual prowessMichigan pitching and fieldingvere, both remarkable in pinches. OF ATHLETESON OLYMPIC TEAM4U. S. To Be Represented By229 StarsA veritable army of athletes willrepresent the United States this sum-nu r in the Olymiuc games at Amster¬dam. Holland. Approximately 229men and women will compose thepersonne! of the various teams inthe rts which will be represented.Tne greatest portion of these willcompete in the track and held eventsOne hundred and ten. 20 of whomwill be women, will compose the listof trackster.s. There will be 42 swim-mer.s, half of whom will be women.Water polo will be represented by 14men; boxing. 10; wrestling, 14; la-oros.se, 17. and soccer football, 16_Since the e.stabli.shment of theOlympics in Athens. Greece, in theyear 189(5, America has emerged vic¬torious on every occasion. A smallsquad of ten men brought the honorsto America in that year, and sincethen the record set by tho.se hardyones has been maintained.Gcrman.v is expected to be theprincipal competitor of the Ameri¬cans this year, as they have a,largesquad of athletes that have crowdedworld records for the past severalyears.ToniteCollegiateFUN AND FROLICEvery FridayAT -Club Katinkai43 E. GARFIELD BLVD.PLENTY OF FUNNOISEHILARITYNO COVER CHARGEFor College Nite FridayOr Any Other Nite Save Sat.SMITH ■ HODGESRUSSIAN BANDOF MUSICIANS DANCE CONTINUE TENNISMATCHES FOR L M.DOUBLES TITLEList Games To Be PlayedBy SaturdayNoonThe I. M. Department announcesthat the following games must heplayed by Saturda.v noon. May 19—Beardsley and Collins, Phi Pi Phi vs.Baxter and King, Sigma Chi; Trow¬bridge and McVey, TKE vs. Blumen-stock and Glazer, Phi Beta; Chapinand Stocker, Phi Sig D vs. Pinnerand Robb. SAE; Zimond and Hunt,Kap Sigma vs. Goldbus and Bloom..Macs; Silverstein and Shapiro, T. D.Phi vs. Mendenhall anu Cohenour,,4T0; Hoffert and Dorough, D Upsv.s. Hill and Hall, SAE; Hagey andKoessler, Chi Psi vs. ^enyon andNash, Phi Pi Phi; Lampert and Ai-kens, Sig Chi vs. Palles and Witkov-sky, TSO; Gidwitz and Bloom, TauDelta Phi vs. Berninger and Mayer.Phi D. Theta; Abrahamson and Co-operider, D Ups vs^ Woodruff andTtate, Sigma Chi.(byes)—Brunelle and Purcell, DUps vs. Baer and Naiburg. Tau DeltaPhi; Gordon and Valentine, Phi SigTau D Phi; Loverde and De Pinto,Unatt. vs. Gumm and Fisher, Macs.The winner must send the scorecard to the I-M office before creditis given. Please consult the bracketsin the i M office.CHICAGO TEAMMENIN OLYMPIC SHOWStars in every branch of indoorsports with the eception of trackwill participate in the big athleticshow to be staged by Norhwesterrui.iversiy at Patten gymnasium Sat¬urday, May 19 in the interest of theAmerican Olympic team fund.Leading athletes from Northwest¬ern, the University of Chicago and anumber tt club athletes from Chi¬cago wil pavUcipate in the catai'a!consisting of swimming, wrestling,boxing, ler.cing and acrobatics. Seniors Beat FroshI 31 to 20 in InterclassI Women’s Ball TiltI Senior women beat the Fresh-j man team 31 to 20 yesterday! in the first of the annual inter-j class baseball games which areI played off every spring quarterI in the women’s department of' physical education.The game was featured bynumerous home runs, at leastone being made by every mem¬ber 01 the senior team. Thefinal score was that at the endof five and one-half innings, af-te.r which the game was calledon a -cpunt of rain.The next game of the .serieswill be played off betwee/i thefre.<hmen and the sophomore-punior team on May 22 at 3:45.BADGER SPRINGDRILL PROFITABLEi Uncover Much NewMaterialA spring football season which ha.sproduced an abundance of promising1 material for the 1928 Wisconsin var¬sity squad will come to a close Mon¬day afternoon with a regulation^gridbattle between “Army” and “Navy”teams. Coach Glenn Holmes drilledthe Navy outfit while Coach “Stub”.Allison was in charge of the Armyaggregation.Results of the field day competi¬tion which was held every afternoonwill be announced Saturday byCoach Thistlethwaite.I In the punting event Thistleth¬waite uncovered a number of menwho can eclipse anything .shown by^ the varsity last year. Lawrence Neu-I pert, London, Wis., was first with! a boot of slightly more than sixty-(Continued on page 4)'UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Elilis Ave.fry Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty/z/sDHAKE[A RfNSON OlkGANIZATlON]Opens the Drake HotelSaturday, June 2ndInformal every eveninK (exceptSunday) 6:30 to 2—Saturdays to 3A singing trio that sighs—A sing¬ing trio that wails—A singing triothat tingles your backbone—A sing¬ing trio that makes one o'clock comearound when you think its eleven.—but that’s only part of the band—there’s 1 2 in all.Dancing now every evening except Sundays-Bobby Meeker and his Orchestra. WIN WILL BRING PERCENTAGE INTOUPPER BRACKET; TEAM IN TOP SHAPEWITH HiniNG STRONG, PITCHING GOODHoosiers Strengthened by Return of Paugh, Pitching Ace.Fielding of Maroons Weak But HeavyHitting Evens ChancesGames TodayOhio State at Minneota s.Michigan at Northwestern.Chicago at Purdue.Games TommorrowOhio StT\te at Minnesota.Michigan at Wisconsin,Iowa at Illinois.Northwestern at Purdue.In an attempt to bring their Con¬ference rating up to .500, the Ma¬roons led by Coach Crisler will en¬train today for Bloomington w’herefor the first time this season theymeet the Hoosiers. The Indiana teamhas rested sinse Tuesday and shouldbe in excellent shape for the game.The Hoosiers will be strengthenedconsiderably by tlie retuin of Paugh,ace of the pitching .staff who was outon account of an appendicitic opera¬tion. They w^ere stopped last Tues¬day by the Boilermakers but the return of their .slab star should aidthem.Despite a setback by Wisconsinlast Tuesday the Maroon’s chancesfor victory look excellent. Zimmer¬man should be in god shape for thetilt and ougth to have very littletrouble in holding down the Hoosiers.The Chicagoans have been poundingthe old apple all season, with the re¬sult; that opposing pitchers have had a verv hard time of it. The big defeet in the Midw’ay team is theirfielding, but constant practice isgradually ’overcoming that weaknessand as a result the outfit ought todisplay some real baseball tomorrow’.The fielding of “Chuck” Hoergeraround the initial sack has been verypleasing to Maroon rooters, while hisslugging has continued to be a realasset to the team. In left field theMaroons have the heaviest hittingman in the Conference, for HaroldPriess is leading the Big Ten bats¬men wdth an average of .484. “Tex”Gordon who has been in the infirm¬ary for several weeks, is beck andshould be ready to assume his dutiesaround third base on Tuesday.Playing before w’hat is likely to(Continued from sports page)Luncheon ServedUNIVERSITY DRUGCO.61st and Ellis Aves.The Store ofService & QualityFAIRFAX 48004-Piece Golf Suitsthat serve for Sports and BusinessThe outstanding feature of Jerremstailored to your individual measuregolf suits is the fact that they arepractical.Tailored from Irish Homespuns,Harris Tweeds and Scotch Shetlands,your golf suit, with the mere changefrom knickers to trousers serves withentire correctness for business useas well.An exclusive selection of thesefine fabrics can be viewed at anyJerrems Shop.For the Four Pieces, CompleteAn Exclusive Showing of English Cricket Flannels.I'onnaJ, Business and Sports Clothes7 N. LaSalle St. 324 S. Michigan Ave. 71 E. Monroe St140-142 South Clark Street (near Adams)225 N. Wabash Avenue (at Wacker Drive)''fwp ^piii*«in>ppn«w' 1rase Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MAY 18. 1928STUDENTS READ FICTIONTO FORGET STUDIES;ACCORDING TOINVESTIGATIONVersatility seems to be the key¬note of the reading: material de¬manded by the students of today. De¬tective stories, adventure, wild westbooks, biogrraphy and current playsare in demand, with detective andmystery fiction as the most popular.One hundred years ag:o at Har¬vard, Oliver Wendell Holmes, andWendell Phillips used to reserwe“Poesias di Gong:ozay Argote,” andMiachiavelli’s work at the library tosatisfy their literary taste, but todaystudents call for “The Canary Mur¬der Case’ ’and “Kitty.”Students explain this conditionwith a show' of embarrassment. “Iknow it isn’t literature, and I don’tpretend to believe it is well-written,but when I read. I read to forget thele.ssons and reports, and like the ex¬citement and thrills I find in the mys¬tery story,” they declared.Women are most attracted by thepeculiar titles of books and the fav-irable recommendatiotis printed inhe magazines. Such titles as “Th-.Dusty .A.nswer” and “God Got OneVote” at exacts them. Readers oftendisregard the reputation of the anh -r ant. rt ad books scarcely imticinu’whi wrote them.M. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, Ill.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodla^vn AvenuePhone Midway 0708 NINE DEPARTS TO TAKE ONHOOSIERS(Continued on sports page*be the biggest crowd assembi(jd onthe Illinois field this year, Iowa andLno iliini will mix it in a doublo-htadcr. The Hawkeyes have beenIioldii g the second berth in the BigTen for a long time but are bent onoveitaking Michigan, the undefeatedConference leader. From early in¬dications, the Iowa pitching staffseems eceptionally sti'ong, and b.ack-ed by its usual heavy hitting out¬field. a double victory for Hawkeyesseems (piite probable. The lowlyPurple nine will meet the Boilermak¬ers on Saturday and should be un¬successful in breaking their losingstreak. The Northwestern aggp'ega-tion has dropped more one run gamesthan any other team in the Big Ten.BADGER SPRING DRILLPROFITABLE(( .■ntimicci from sports [lage)one yards. The net four in orderwere Price. Oman. Sammy Behr, andRed Davidson. These men all ex¬ceeded b.", yards.TWO DAY SALEMay 18th and 19thSpecial lot of Shirts$1.00 and $1.65 Ken Bartholomew, Dayton, O., wasthe most accurate passer, with Price,Obendorfer and L. Smith next inline. In the 50 yard dash for back-field men. Behr led Davidson to thetape, with Bartholomew' third andMeadows fourth. The same event for Saturday, 9:30 A. M,64 E. Lake Street, Room 1123MR. 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