Vol. 28. No. 110 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1928Main StreetBy Al E. Widdifield(M, Cuptain Gale who nails the sea,When waves are high and winds arefree.Will kiss his hand, to make it plainHoiv mueh he scorns the hurricane;.4 most imprudent thing to doWhile sailing on the ocean blue.His ship may toss, his ship may pitch,He doesn't mind a morsel which;And never seems to care a bitHow deep the sea w under it—Though this, to me, beyond a doubt.Is something he should care about.Rut sailors always were, to me,.1 singular sommunity.I'm like the college boy in class,A wanderer like Barabbas,Though I approach the lonely foamI take my food as if at home(Including plates of greasy stew)"Sow what aw awful thing to do.(".And I, like him, stand at the railAnd sniff the most scholastic gale.I lift my glass, I sight a whale,I tell the mate a charming tale;What lies beyond the setting sun.May be a source of tears or fun.For after all, who cares a damn?"(.Vow isn't he a funny man).The Conimencement speaker atKing’s Ex high s.’hool will say, eremany moons, “The Voyage is aboutto begin. Long have you been shelt¬ered here in the harbour of King’sEx H. S., but now you are to sailforth upon the .sea of life.” Whichmay or not be a lot of baloney. Like¬wise a few who have been wa.shed inthe sacred waters of this, our Uni¬versity, will stand in the ehade ofHutchinson court and receive the billof sale for four years of erudition.For, as Captain Gale says, we are asingular community. What the yearshave in store our imagination canbest describe, and it alone. Surely itwill not be dream phantasm. Perhapswe will demonstrate vacuum sweepers, and forget what the street wenchsaid to Abelard after she had playedhim foul. Perhaps we will be a mar¬tyr and go through life bemoaningthe materialistic flavour of society inthe twentieth century. Perhaps wewill starve or be a piano tuner. Wemight join the army and drive a can¬non througli Lincoln Park, or sell“After Lunch Tid-bits” for the Mid¬west Candy concern. The field ofopportunity has no fences, and theS. T. C. A. are soon to conduct sight¬seeing tours up Mt. Parnassus we aretold. And after all, besides ticklingMr. Taft’s gilded lady in Jacksonpark and making her drop the pine¬apple, what would we rather do thanvisit the abode of the Muses.* « «Most students who graduate fromthe University and are qualified tosport a Ph. B. have i^eceived. whatwe are wont to call, a “liberal edu¬cation.” Just what a “liberal educa¬tion” nobody, that I know of, exceptDr. John Henry Newman, has everattempted to explain. It is undoubt¬edly some kind of an “education”and it may be “liberal” for all of me.Certainly it falls a bit short of beinga “foundation in the classics” andthough we often hear it called a“background” that word implies anawful lot. At best it seems to be “apattern” of things, into which we willbe able to paint the polychromaticcolourings of the world’s information.If the “liberal education” implied bya Ph. B. hat. given us a “pattern” itseems to have done a lot. If it hassketched out all the differentbranches in “the scheme of thingscalled life” wc will be able to goabout the business of living in an in¬telligent way. But who wants to goabout it in an intelligent way, saysMrs. Appleknocker who sits on myright. Half t'he pleasures of life em¬anate from a catch-as-catch-canmethod. To go about life unintelli-gently is to find it at its saltiest, togo about it systematically is to findit dull, drab, pedantic. But Mrs.(Continued on page 4) Women Voters toForm New Groupon Campus FridayThe League of Women Voters willmeet Friday at a tea at the home ofMrs. Quincy Wright, 5744 Blackstoneavenue, to discuss plans for the or¬ganization of a University chapter ofthe League. Miss Emily Taft, daugh¬ter of Lorado Taft and a member ofthe National League of Women Voters will assi.st in the organization ofthe University branch.Miss Sonia Forthal, a graduatestudent in political science who wasan active member of the League atthe University of Wisconsin is aninstigator of the organization of aUniversity League. Mrs. Wright, wifeof Professor Wright of the depart¬ment of International Law, is chair¬man of the International CooperationCommittee to Prevent War of theNational League.Miss Taft, Mrs. Wright, and Mis.sForthal will speak on the problem.«and advantages of League activities.Miss Julia Stebbins, a graduate ofthe University and secretary for theCook County League, will also speakat the tea.Purpose of LeagueThe purpose of the League is tostimulate interest in activities per¬taining to women, both political andeconomical, and to put Universitywomen in the habit of thinking aboutsuch matters. All graduate and un¬dergraduate women interested are in¬vited to attend the tea. Voting age isnot neces.sary for admission to mem¬bership in the League, interest beingthe only requirement. Speakers atthe tea will explain ways in whichstudents may help in the stimulationof political Interest among t-^.mpuswomen.At the national convention of theLeague, recently held in Chicago, aday was devoted to the discussion ofcollege and university work. It wasreported that one of the collegeleagues at the Ohio State University(Continued on page 4)Seminary Presents“Pilgrim Mother”“A Pilgrim Mother,” a one-actplay, is to be given by the religiousdrama production class of the Chi¬cago Theological seminary in Gra¬ham Taylor hall at 7:30 ThursdayMay 17. Professor Fred Eastman an¬nounced the cast as follows: Gene¬vieve E. Morgan will play as EllenBillington, .4. G. La.Mar as Jack Bil-lington, .Audrey S. Ratchford as Su¬sanna White, R. H. Supplee as John¬ny Billington, J. M. Buran as FrancisBillington, R. C. Kemper as EldwardWinslow, W. K. Urich as Elder Brew-.ster, hVances Stuelphagel as Mistress(Continued on page 4)Amateur Singers toCompete Over RadioAwards totalling $17,500 in cashand ^ree music conservatory scholar¬ships will be offered to college stu¬dents and others between the agesof eighteen and twenty-five, inclusive,in the Atwater Kent foundation’s sec¬ond national radio audition contest.The aim of the audition is to de¬termine which singers in the countryhave voices of sufficient beauty andpromise to warrant professional train¬ing. It is being conducted on theprincipal of eliminations and allprospective candidates must enterthrough local or community audi¬tions.In the state and district auditions,voices will be heard over the radio,and will be judged by the votes ofradio listeners and opinions ofjudges. The finals will be sung inNew York next December.Students desiring to enter the au¬dition may address National RadioAudition Headquarters, Albee Build¬ing, Washingrton, D. C. LIBRARIES’ HEAD Announce MirrorLEAVES JUNE 30 Production StaffFOR CINCINNATIMade Full Professor,And Director ofLibrariesMr. Edward A. Henry, acting di¬rector of the University libraries,has been elected director of librariesof the University of Cincinnati, withthe rank of full professor in the fac¬ulty. He will leave the UniversityJune 30 for Cincinnati, where hisnew duties will begin July 1.The University of Cincinnati hascalled Mr. Henry to assist them inthe building of a new $800,000 li¬brary, This new library building isplanned to serve the graduate schoolsas well as the undergraduates. TheUniversity has about 7,000 students.The present library building isvery small and very badly overcrowd¬ed, according to Mr. Henry, The newbuilding will have seven departmen¬tal reading rooms in addition to ageneral reading room, periodicalroom, and reserve book room.Mr. Henry has been on the librarystaff of the University since 1906,when he started as librarian of theDivinity school. He has been in thegeneral library since 1913, and hasbeen head of the readers departmentsince 1921.Since February 1 he has .served asacting director, taking Mr. Hanson’splace during his absence.Moustache LeadChanges SteadilyThe Senior moustache race isdrawing to a close with the leadchanging hands from day to dayamong .Malcolm Proudfoot with hisuncultivated sprawling bristles,“Bucky” Harris with his scholarlysprouts. John Kennan and his cai’e-fully groomed chai’ges, Jack Cusackwith his mascara moustachio, CarlHendrickson and his carrot coloredcorp, and “Tex” Gordon, whose en¬try is receiving tender rare withhim in the hospital.All contestants will be inspectedFriday at noon in front of Cobb hallby Doctor VVilliam Bratfish, Rey¬nolds club tonsorial magnate andconnoisseur of senior moustaches,(Continued on page 4) ‘ Following the installation of offi¬cers for the ensuing year the 1929production staff for Mirror was an¬nounced last evening at the annualMirror installation banquet held inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.Ellen Hartman was installed asgenera! manager, Florence Herzmanas business manager, and DorothyHertford, Carol Simons, and AliceWiles as the new board members.Production StaffUnder the supervision of thesefive women the followiqg staff willmanage the 1929 Mirror productionTMarcella Koerber has been chosenstage manager; her assistant has notyet been appointed. Cora May Ells-w'orth will have charge of costumes,with the a.ssistance of Betty Miller.Scenery .will be- managed by DorothyCahill assisted by Irene Tipler. HelenWalter assisted by Frances Carr willhave charge of the box office. Prop¬erties will be under the supervisionof Claire Davis who will be assistedby Mary Bohnet. Muriel Parker willhave charge of the music and Fran¬ces Toby will assist. The chairmenfor the Publicity and Program com¬mittees have not as yet been ap¬pointed, although Josephine Vierlinghas been appointed assistant programmanager. The remaining officesto be filled will be appointed beforethe expiration of the Spring quarter.All the appointments have beenmade on the basis of service rend¬ered in previous Mirror productions.Compliments MirrorMr. Frank Hurburt O’Hara, di¬rector of student activities, whena.sked to comment on the success ofMirror said: “The development ofthe Mirror has been phenomenal. Toomuch credit cannot be given to themaiiner in which all the membershave \vorked together. They have acommon ideal and work together to¬ward that ideal, intelligently andcheerfully. The new staff is sure toperpetuate the tradition of former.staffs.”M. S. Plans Firstof Mounted HikesOn the first mounted hike ever tobe contemplated by the Military de¬partment of the University, twenty-nine selected members of the unitwill ride to Palos Park, Illinois, onY. W. Holds FinalLuncheon on FridayWomen interested in participat-ng in Y.W.C.A. work next year have•een invited to attend a Y. W. lun-■heon to be given Friday at noon inhe .sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The Y. W. C. -A. cabinet is now or:anizing new groups but it has not)een definitely decided what theyrill be. Members may decide what:roup they would like to enter andign up for membership.The constitutional change to en-orce the new statement of purposeecided by the cabinet will be votedn by the members.Arrangements are in charge of“^ane Mullenbach, Peg Pringle and'lorence Stackhouse. Tickets may bebtained for fifty cents from mem-lers of the first cabinet and at ther. W. office on the second floor ofda Noyes hall. Saturday morning, May 19 and re¬turn to the University late the fol¬lowing day.Shelter tents will be pitched in thecamping site in army fashion, andmany hours will be spent in giving theUniversity cadets their first tasteof cross-country riding. Major Chris¬tian. head of the .Military department^ has stated that the hike w'ill occasionI the “most practical field work to beundertaken by the unit.”The homeward trip will be made in; motor truck-s. and the twenty-ninehorses will be led to the Universityon Monday by the enlisted attach¬ment of the unit.Plans for the hike will be dis-ciKSsed today.Choir to BroadcastOver WLS TonightThe thirteenth program broadcastby the University Choir will be pre¬sented tonight at 9 over stationWLS. Basil Fred Wise, tenor solo¬ist, will sing two selections by Dvor¬ak. The concert will be presentedunder the direction of Mack Evans,University organist and choir lead¬er. COLOR IN THECAP AND GOWNThe scenic views of belovedspots on the Campus were photo¬graphed by a Ru.‘:sian who knowsand loves his job Artistic scenes,well balanced and shaded are rep¬roduced in a beautiful dull greenshade.For the first time in its historythe Cap and Gown will have itsmain pages in full color. Colorhas added a tone and dignity tothe book that could be accomplish¬ed in no other way. ANNOUNCE PATRONESSES FORBLACKFRIARS PRODUCTION; NAMECAMPUS SCORE SALESWOMENSales Chairmen AppointAids For Fridayand SaturdayFlorence Herzman. chairman ofScore sales for the annual Black-friar’s performance, and her assist¬ant Roselle Moss, have announcedthe women who will sell scores on thefirst night, Friday, May 18 and atthe matinee and evening perform¬ances Saturday, May 19.Sales women are asked to reportat 7:15 for the evening performancesand at 1:30 for the matinee. For¬mal dress is required for the eve-ing performances and summer frockswill be worn by the sales women atthe matinee. The women are askedto bring change boxes. Those who willsell scores for the three perform¬ances of the \veek-end of May 25 and26 will be announced in an earlyissue of the Maroon.Name Fir»t NightersSaleswomen for the first night are:Jane Blocki, Catherine Brawley.Carol Cundy, Margaret Dean, Char¬lotte Eckhart, Beth Gates, EloiseKresse, Frances Kendall, MarciaMasters, Betty McNair, Helen Mad¬den, Harriet McNeil. Carol Simons,Eleanor Scully and Leila Whitney.Those selling at the matinee are:Bernice Bjork, Cora May Ellsworth.Ro.salind Green. Frances Holmes,.Amy Hendricks, Betty Galt, HelenLamborn. Helen Madden, Carol Si¬mons, Elisebeth Taylor, Stella Shaf-ten and Marcella Vennema.The sales women for Saturday eve¬ning are: Elizabeth Bryant, JaneBlocki, Janet Cunningham, Clair Da¬vis, Dorothy Fox, Catherine Hugley,Isabelle Hough. Harriet Hathaway,Suzanne Kern, Clara Lawler, HelenLambzorn, Mary Maize, CharlotteSeamann, Jane Sheean, and LeilaWhitney.The scores of this year’s show,“The House That Jack Built,” writ¬ten by Milt Mayer and George Mor-genstern will contain the lyrics whichare the hits of the show, pictures ofthe cast, authors and directors, anda history of the organization. Flor¬ence Herzman has been appointedchairman of score sales because shewas the woman who sold the mostscores last year. The appointmentwas made by the Board of Superiorsof the Order of Blackfriars.Paint Flagpole ofNew Chapel SoonThe steel flagpole which risestwenty-five feet above the new Cha¬pel will he painted soon. .About twoquarts of grey or buff paint will beused in the process.Topping the pole, and 225 feetabove the ground, is the hollow ballwhich will receive its first coat ofgilt at the same time, and which hasa* diameter of fifteen inches.The erection of the pole has ex¬cited some adverse criticism by in¬dividuals interested in the Univers it/'but it has been suggested that thecritics wait until the Chapel is com¬pleted before they condemn the “pa¬triotic touch” that is added by theflagpole. It has been determinedthat flagpoles were found on medi¬eval cathedrals, placed in both hori¬zontal and vertical positions from theroof.Dr. J. H. BreastedBack From EgyptProfessor James Henry Breasted,director of the Oriental Institute ofthe University, is expected to arrivein Chicago at 10:30 tomorrow morn¬ing, after an absence of more thanfive months in Egypt and Palestine.Professor Breasted inspected thework of three of the expeditions ofthe Institute. * Twenty-eight Sponsor‘‘The House ThatJack Built”Blackfriars patronnesses were an¬nounced yesterday by Abbot Der-wood Lockard. Twenty-eight nameswere included in the list that willsponsor “The House That JackBuilt.” Most of the patronesses areclosely connected with the Universityand its social life.The patronesses include Mrs. Fred¬eric Woodward, Mrs. Rockefeller Mc¬Cormick, Mrs. Hamilton Coleman,Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, Mrs. EdgarJ. Goodspeed, Mrs. Albert Ransom,Jr.. Mrs. B. M. Lockard, Mrs. CharlesH. Swift, Mrs. Gustavius Swift, Mrs.A. Nelson Fuqua, Mrs. Burnett W.Robbins, Mrs. B. K. Widdifield, Mrs.Morris S. Mayer, Mrs. John Nuveen,Mrs. Chauncey Samuel Boucher,Mrs. Samuel Thomas Bledso, Mrs.A. A. Stagg, Mrs. Walker Gailey Mc-Laurey, Mrs. William Morgenstern.Mrs. Bartlett Cormack. Mrs. RalphNorton, Mrs. Leandre LeChance,Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey, Mrs. JamesWeber Linn, Mrs. Thomas O’Hara,Mrs. Shailer Mathews, Mrs. Albert A.Michelson and Mrs. Milton E, Rob¬inson.Cormack WorkingProducer Bartlett Cormack isdriving the sllow towards completion,and by Friday night, when the cur¬tain rises, the production is expectedto be in finished shape. Last nightand Monday both acts were rehearsedtogether, with full choruses and_music, and all the individual special¬ties thrown in.The show is more exacting in itslighting requirements than any thatthe Friars have staged in their twen¬ty-four year?. Complete blackingout of parts of the set are necessarycontinually in the progress of thefantasy, but with a complete newamplified lighting system, the light¬ing will be managed managed betterthan it ever ha.s.Design Fantastic SetsThe set. designed by Marzuloff ofthe Goodman Theatre staff, lends it¬self to the fantastic nature of theshow. It is a simple effect, withwhite pillars and stairs set againsta black background, but the wholeset has been designed off balance,with the pillars and steps camouflag¬ed to confu.se the perspective. Thesetting is reminiscent of the modern¬istic qffect used in the “CaligariCabinet.”The final broadcy|st before theshow will be given at 10 tomorrownight over Station WMAQ. Severalof the stars of the performance, in¬cluding Hank Paulman, Peter Cham-(Continued on page 4)Grad Gets Post atBradford AcademyLillian M. Lane, who received herPh. B. degree from the Universitytwenty-three years ago, has been ap¬pointed to act as instructor of Eng¬lish at Bradford academy, in Brad¬ford. Massachusetts, according to arecent announcement received byThe Daily Maroon from Dr. Kath¬erine M. Denworth, principal of theacademy.After her graduation from theUniversity, Miss Lane went to theNew York State Normal school, atBuffalo, where she served for sevenyears on the staff of that institutionas an instructor of English and ademonstration teacher. From the nor¬mal school, she went to Smith collegein 1920, where she served in th?capacity of assistant professor ofEnglish for four years.From Smith college, she attendedColumbia university, where she re¬ceived her M. A. degree in the earlypart of this year. 'Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1928Sailo UlarnnnPOUNDED IN 1901TEK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPttblighcd mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Conapany. Subscription rates9S.00 per year ; by mail, Jl.OO per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, MarchH. 1909. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardCharge H. Gooa _I>ay EditorLottia Engle — Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Maaters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin _Whi8tle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harria Junior BiBtorElisabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldeen Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEinmarette Ds—'on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMEhRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerJack McBrady - Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman Dowt’n RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssatantRobert Nicholson Circulation .AssistantAngus Horton AuditorStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentCHARLES H. GOOD, Night EditorI<I 1 THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMI 1. Encovragement of fstiident initiative in undergraduate ac-1 tivity and scholarship, 2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.6. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Yemr Book,9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment of group libraries.WE VISIT OUR NEIGHBORSMcGill University . . . Students here evolved a unique methodof presenting the merits of their Alma Mater to the world. Themuch maligned college town street car was made to serve as themedium of this expression. Several collegiates, exuberating witha sense of indebtedness to the ol’ school sought to repay that debtby entering the car barns at Montreal and daubing the brightyellow surface of the cars with huge, blue-enameled letters ofMcGill University. It was all in good fun until the tramway ser¬vice began threatening the University with a lawsuit for $1,000.jK * *Pittsburgh University .. . The University is planning a stand¬ard key that will be awarded to all participants in undergraduateactivities be they athletes, journalists, or what not. Backers ofthe plan point out that this will eliminate the necessity of load¬ing oneself down with an array of keys and emblems suggestive ofa Mexican general on review day. To this the Daily Illini objectssaying in part, “It is an unappreciative world, and as H. L. Menc¬ken has been discerning enough to point out, this standardizationidea is being carried too far in American colleges.”* * !(!Texas . . . The Daily Kansan relates, “A thirteen-year-oldTexas girl held 140 ward school pupils and several teachers atbay with a forty-five caliber revolver before she was finally calm¬ed. Her reason was that she had become angered at one of herplaymates at recess. The Kansas City school teacher who used abroomstick on one of her erring pupils should be imported to takecare of the Texas youngster.” We suggest that the girl be draftedto the corps of governmental dry agents.* * *An editorial in the Minnesota, Daily reads “-Big Bill Thomp¬son’s anti-British phobia seems to be becoming a contagious dis¬ease.” The latest to become infested is Congressman Britten ofIllinois. “And their inflamed diatribes have been of late aimed atRhodes scholars, of all people,” it continues. Some time ago inthe House Mr. Britten arose and bellowed concerning a piece oflegislation he was endavoring to put through: “Run down thenewspapers who oppose this legislation, look into their editorialdepartments and you will find Rhodes scholarship men, Britishsubjects, propagandists, and pacifist controlling them.” The edi¬torial brings up the problem of an occupation .for the Rhodesscholar on his return from England, and finds it is a problem in¬deed. The article ends, “Perhaps a position as a lighthouse keeperor forest ranger might be permissible, but there would be dangerof his allowing an American ship to be wrecked or an Americanforest to be burned. Apparently the only safe thing to do with theRhodes scholar is to compel him to remain in England, and therelet him feast his foul mind on those insidious text-books of Amer¬ican history against which Mayor Thompson is conducting hisnoble cr(isade. OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, May 16Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills. 8. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, for all members otthe University, Mr. Appadurai Aaron,India. 11:50. Joseph Bond chapel.Public Lecture (Social Service Ad¬ministration): “Vocational Guidance.”Miss Anne Davis. 3:30. Cobb 108.Meeting of the Board of Admis¬sions. 4. Cobb 104.The Mathematical club, 4:15. Ry-erson 37. “The Second Variation forDiscontinuous Solution in the Cal¬culus of Variations.” Assistant Pro¬fessor Lawrence M. Graves. “A De¬termination of All Normal DivisionAlgebras of Order Sixteen.” Mr. A.A. Albert. 'The Zoology club. 4:30. Zoology29. “Changes in Planarian Cells Cul¬tivated in Vitro.” Dr. Margaret R.Murray.The History of Religious club,7:30. Ida Noyes hall. Associate Professor Eustace Haydon.Thursday, May 17Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills. 8. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Professor HenryWieman. 11:50 Joseph Bond chapel.Public Lecture (Social Service Ad¬ministration): “Vocational Guidance.” Miss .Anne Davis. 3:30. Cobb108.The Physics club, “The Spectrumof the Corona.” Mr. I. M. Freeman.4:30. Ryerson 32.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 EUu Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyFinds RightTobacco forthe TropicsOctober 6, 1926Larus & Bro. Co.Richmond, Va,, U. S. A.Gentlemen:Most all well-known tobaccos smokewell in a cold or temperate climate,but very few in a tropical climate.They are mostly too heavy, don’t seemto be blended right—at least that ismy opinion gained from practical ex¬perience.However, Edgeworth is the same inany climate. Again that is my opiniongained by practical experience.I cannot get the same pleasure outof any brand of tobacco that I can outof Edgeworth, and I have tried many— and paid fancy prices, too. It costsreal money to smoke imported tobaccoshere; the import duty is very high.Anyway, we cannot have everythingwe would like in these countries, so wehold on to all the little pleasures possi¬ble. Now you know why I smokeEdgeworth. A'ours respectfully,R. C. RiggCartagena, Columbia, S. A.EdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 660 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Bex O, The DailyMaroon, h'aculty exchange. If p8eudon3rinis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.A1 SmithA Product of DemocracyIn large cities such as Chicagowhere many different nationalitiesare to be found, one would notice atremendous interest in the politicalactivity both locally and nationally.Their virtue, I would credit it to theEuropean element who attempt toassert themselves politically afterhaving settled their economic diffi¬culties. This is an old world trailbeing transplanted in a rather coldand apathetic democracy. Culturalinter-mixture of peoples without thelimitations of a caste system resultinto the bringing forth of manyamusing characters as political lead¬ers. Thompson in Chicago, Bergerin Wisconsin and many others arepeople who would amuse the bystand¬er American. However, the greatestcomedian of the lot is not Thomp¬son but A1 Smith. Governor Smithhaving arisen from the slums of Eastside to such prominence as the great-next election, supplies one with ampleest presidential possibility in thematerial for an objective analy.sis ofj the democratic ways and means.The Democratic party aiming withall its might at the presidential cha'rmu.st out of nece.ssity supply a manwho is of the opposite type of aI sphinx. They must get a man whotalks when he is supposed to whoI does not choose to throw riddles atI the people’s minds. In one word theyI must get a man who is not cold andj pretentiously aristocratic, but a typi¬cal hand spoken, a son of democracyeven if ho did not come from Boston.In the personality of .A1 Smith onefinds all the qualities that make anycampaign successful. If he get.snominated we shall hear many storiessimilar to those that we are taughtin schools regarding the rise of Ab¬raham Lincoln. In this case how¬ever, the localities will change some¬what. Instead of a log cabin we willget pictures of .some dirty apartment somewhere on the East Side where“Al” was born. Instead of oil lampswe will be told that Mr. Smith’s fam¬ily could not afford electricity sothey used gas. As for books thatYoung Smith read when he was aboy we will be forced to form an ap-pecriative attitude for Peck’s BadBoy. Robinson Crusoe, Alice in Won¬derland, etc. Then the whole situa¬tion will swing into an apotheosis ofSmith because of the fact that hesold newspapers in order that he maysupport his poor old mother. Now!Suppose we change the titles of booksand occupations don’t wo get a pic¬ture of a Lincoln before us? Thenlet Mr. Smith raise a beard and youhave the ideal president.With all these qualities in Mr.Smith’s possession, the Democraticjiarty will make a great mistake ifthey do not nominate him, as Presi¬dent. The Catholics will vote forhim because of religious affiliations;tile Liberal Protestants will out oftolerance; the conservatives will beable to [>0 turned over because of thepolitical speeches. If Smith gets thenomination he is without a doubt thenext president. Then it will take eightyears at least before the people willseem fed up on democratic hokum.Then we will revert back from theslums to the mansions from the eastside back yard to the garden lawnsof some prominent senator. But upJ. H. 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For catalog of the SummerSession, write to the Registrar, BbA' Z ll.Colorado School of Mines coidcn, Colorado */Annual May Clearance SaleANNOUNCING OUR SALE OF SCHOOL AND COLLEGE TEXT AND REF¬ERENCE BOOKS.THIS IS A PART OF OUR MAY SALE THAT SHOULD BE OF ESPECIALINTEREST TO EVERY STUDENT.Woodworth*s Bookstore1311 East 57th St. Open Evenings Phone Hyde Park 1690 to this time things look as thoughdemocracy will rule. The poor news¬paper boy must sit on the throne ofthe White House. As yet he hasnot been given a chance.Unh/enily Atmoiphert” ^ ^Prepare for a butinett esrasr attha only Bustnast Coltcga in thaWastwhich requires every student to ha atleast a 4-yeaf High Svhool graduate.Beginning on tha firstof April, July,October, and January, we conduct aspecial, complete, intensive, thrM.tSiOtttlig* ooQgap in stenographywhich is oi>en toColl«g« OraduaCM andUndargraduatas OnlyEnrollments for this course must bemade before the opening day—pref¬erably tome time in advance, to hasura of a place in the clast.Stenography opens the way to inde¬pendence, and it ■ very great help iaany petition in life. The ability touke thorthand notes of lectures,sermons, conversation, and in manyother situations is a great assat.Bulletin on request.No Solicitors EmptoyodPAUL MOSER. J. D. Ph. B., PrttidttU116 South Michigan AvenuaI2lh FloorRandolph 4)47 Chicago, Illinoistn the Day School GirlsOnly art EnroHtd ^t 0404 B)Where have youbeen all your life?• • a a Europe ?For $193.50 you can sail andreturn in tne modernizedCARMANIA and CAHONIAto Plymouth, Havre, andIxmdon, or in tlie ci-devantthree-class ships SCYTHIAand LACONI.4 to Liverpool.,. gateway to picturesqueEngland ... Catiiedrals, theLakes, the Dukeries, Ox¬ford, Cambridge, London...Recognizing the justifiablepopularity of tourist travelamong those willingtoecon-omize on the ocean to havemore money to invest inmemories or Europe ... wehave taken two new 2(),()00tonners the SCYTHIA andLACONIA from first classservice and made themCabin and Tourist Third toLiverpool . .. stateroomssold up to a few weeks agoat second cabin rates nowavailable at Tourist Third... one of the world’s beststeamship bargains.Dancing to the syncopationof a college orchestra no feethave yet resisted . .. long¬wide decks on which youcan do your *mile*... orwork up your back-hand atdeck tennis... or start thatcasual conversation whichbecomes a tete-a-tete thethird day out.. .And, of course, that well-considered food . . . thatcheeriui attendance — youare traveling Cunard.CUNARDLINE346 No. Michigan Ave., Chicagoor see your college representative,Miss Elizabeth Roe,University of Chicago, ,Chicago, Ill.1840 1928EIGHTY - EIGHT • YEABS • OF • SERVIC!.'4#Badgers win in five inninggame, 6>1.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY 16, 1928 n 1Racquet squad meets iPurple today. |MAROON ATEETIC TEAMS IN HEAVYSCHEDULE OVER WEE-END; COMPETEIN THRE SPORTS AWAY FROM HOMENet Team Meets Ohio State; Chicago Nine Faces Indianaand Tvack Squad in Dual Meet withMinnesotaMaroon athletes face a heavy pro¬gram this week-end. On Saturdaythe baseball team will travel to In¬diana to face the second place Hoo-sier nine, the tennis team will takeon Ohio State at Columbus, and thetrack aggregation will competeagainst Minnesota in a dual meet atMinneapolis.The track team will face heavy go¬ing against the Gopher aggregation.The Chicago squad did not do sowell at the Quadrangular in whichthey took fourth place. The Maroondash men are almost certain pointwinners next Saturday while theweight men are not very strong.Vig Gist should win in the half and440. The relay squad, which was de¬feated by a very narrow margin bythe Wildcat aggregation last Satur¬day should also win against the Go¬phers.Undefeated NotreDame BaseballNine Meets IlliniNotre Dame, with a 10 consecutivegame winning streak, will invade Il¬linois field Friday for the first base¬ball event of the two-day ihterschol-astic program.Jack O’Grady, flashy Illini out¬fielder and the most vicious hitteron the team, will make it truly Irishday. Coach Carl Lindgren, in a sur¬prise announcement, named O’Gradyas the likely pitcher.The famous White Sox battery ofWalsh and Sullivan will be repre.sent-ed Friday. Ed Walsh. Jr., leadingNotre Dame pitcher, will likely start,and Captain Joe Sullivan will playshort stop. Sullivan is the son ofBill Sullivan, who received the pen¬nant-settling slants of Ed Walsh, theelder. Niemiec and Colerick of Rock-ne’s football team, and J^^chym ofthe basketball team, will be in thelineup.Iowa will replace Notre Dame inthe role of Illini diamond opponentSaturday in a double-header whichwill settle the Big Ten title ratingof both teams. The Hawks were co¬champions with Illinois last year andare in the thick of the fight thisseason.Saturday night the more than 10,-000 visitors will turn their attentionto the student circus, greatest of itskind and embracing 1,000 perform¬ers. The netmen will take their firsttrip when they go to Columbus. To¬day the Maroon team will face North¬western heer and attempt to get itsrevenge for the defeat suffered onthe courts of the Evanston univers¬ity, The playing of Calohan andNelson has been the bright feature ofthe performance of the net squad tothe present time. These two are un¬defeated in Big Ten doubles play.In singles Nelson has only been lick¬ed once. The team is getting in con¬ditio for the conference meet to beheld at Purdue May 24 to 26.The baseball team will have stiffcompetitio against the Indiana out¬fit. The Hoosiers are now resting insecond place with only two defeats.They have also defeated the Boiler¬maker nine. The Maroons on theother hand, have lost four gamesand won only three. Chicago haddisplayed great power with the batbut is weak in the pitching depart¬ment.CALIFORNIA SETSBASEBALL. RECORDCaptain Pete Fruhling, one of theoutstanding third basemen in collegebaseball, has establi.shed an enviablerecord while playing for U. C. L. A.He has played every inning of allconference games throughout hisfour years of participation in Bruinsports.’The record is remarkable in con¬sideration of the fact that there havebeen some good players to contestwith. Fruhling has played in almoUa half-hundred conference games.DELTA SIGMA PLEDGESDelta Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Ray Munsterman andGeorge Keyser of Chicago.Luncheon ServedUNIVERSITY DRUGCO.61st and Ellis Aves.The Store ofService & QualityFAIRFAX 4800 Polo Teams PlayFinal Games TodayThe first and third teams in theMilitary Department Polo tourna¬ment will meet in the finals todayat the 124th field artillery armory.The teams will play two five min¬ute ehukkers, and the winner willbe preesnted with a loving cup.The first team which is com¬posed of Mattick, Renhult, andScace previously defeated the sec¬ond team by a score of 5-4 afterhaving presented their opponentswith a four point handicap. Thefirst team played an airtight gameand prevented their rivals fromringing up a single team. The sec¬ond team which is composed ofPaddock, Watrous and Abraham-son will also play under a fourpoint handicap.WISCONSIN TEAMSEXPECT BUSY WEEKAT CAMP RANDALLWhile the first few days of theirweek will be marked by inactivity ofall Wisconsin sport teams, Saturdaywill bring banner attractions in base¬ball, track and tennis to Camp Ran¬dall.The undefeated Michigan ball club,which practically clinched the cham¬pionship of the Big Ten last Satur¬day by drubbing Illinois in both ednsof a double header, will invade Madi¬son for a tussle with Guy Lowman’sBadgers. Wisconsin lost to the Wol¬verines at Ann Arbor May 7th, chief¬ly because of errors behind Jacobsenin the first inning, which enabledMichigan to score five runs. Lowmanwill have his athletes primed to up¬set the visitors in Saturday’s returnengagement.One of the most closely contesteddual track meets of the conferenceseason will be staged at 1:30 o’clockSaturday afternoon between Wiscon¬sin and Northwestern. The trackmeet was moved up to 1:30 so as notto interefere with the Michigan base¬ball game, which will begin at 3:30o’clock.In the quadrangular meet here la.stSaturday only six points separatedthe Badgers and Wildcats in the finalscore, Wisconsin having 49 andNorthwestern 43. The Illinois ath¬letes showed their class by capturingseven first places and accounting forfive of the eight new records thatwere established.Official CollegeFEATEBNITYcJewelrjBad^s~Jlin^s~llcn)eUiesWARREN PIPER &CO.31 N. STATF STWhat Shakespearesays about Coca-ColaAct II, Scene 1 “A dish fit forthe gods*^Ettu, Brute! Well, Brutus cer¬tainly knew his stuff—so wellthat you can easily imaginehim saying further:''Delicious and Refreshing'-"Refresh Yourself"The CoM-Cola Compaor, Atlaate, Ga.8 million a day ^IT had to be good to get where it is GOLF TEAM LOSESTO BUCKEYE SQUADMaroons Defeated for FirstTime This SeasonAt the Olympia Fields course No.1, the University of Chicago golfsquad last M,onday fell at the handsof Ohio State, after having been vic¬torious in all of their matches todate_ The defeat vas quite a severeone, the score being ll matches to5, in spite of the fact that Engbergand Gerard managed to win a ma¬jority of their matches.Sargent and Loop, the Buckeyesharks, by virtue of dead eye put¬ting, were the stars of the meet,swamping the Chicago men that theywere competing against by shut-outscores. In the doubles matches, Ohiobeat the Maroons both times.La.st Friday, this same squad hadbeaten Iowa by practically the samescore that they lost to Ohio. Theyovercame the Hawkeyes to the tuneof 10-7, and the meet was won moredecisive than the result seem to in¬dicate. Every Chicago man with theexception of Mudge and McElroy wontheir matches, hands-up.Gerard and Engeberg won theirmatches by completely blanking theiropponents and then showing up wellin the doubles events. Capt. Jim Ger¬ard turned in the low score of themeet, a seventy-five for the 18 holes.This and next week will be Chi¬cago’s last chance to get in shape forthe conference meet to be held May24 and 25 at Ohio State. For thisreason, the team’s showing down atIllinois this week-end will be vital indetermining what they will do atOhio.FRENCHLESSONS AND HELP TO STUDENTSBY FORMER TUTOR (woman) GRAD¬UATE OF UNIV. OF NANCY.FRANCE. VERY REASONABLE.TELEPHONE SOUTH SHORE 0959 Net Team MeetsPurple Here TodayIn an attempt to avenge theworst drubbing that they have re¬ceived in the conference season,Chicago’s tennis team will playNorthwestern on Ciheago’s courtsthis afternoon.Chicago has improved its gameconsiderably since they receivedtheir 7-2 defeat at the hands ofthe Purple netmen, and stands tomake a very good showing even ifthey are not victorious. Calohanwho blanked Purdue’s first man intwo sets earlier in the week willbe Chicago’s mainstay, and willhave to bear the brunt of the at¬tack.This will be one of Chicago’slast chances to prepare for theconference meet to be held twoweeks from now at Pqrdue.SIXTEEN TEAMS INSECOND BRACKET OFINTRAMURAL GOLFWith the tennis and golf tourna¬ments in full swing, and the finalsin baseball to be played in the near-future, Intramural spring athleticsare in full bla.st. Coupled with thisis the annual spring carnival whichwill be held on June 9.Sixteen teams survived the firstround of the golf doubles, the bestscores being turned in by Phi Kap¬pa Psi, Beta Theta Pi, and Pi Lamb¬da Phi. The singles tournament willbe composed of all the men whoturned in an individual score of 39or less.M. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, 111. CAGERS DEFEATMAROON NINE INHVE INNING G.4MERain Stops Tilt With Score6-1; Haggerty BafflesCrisleritesToo much rain, too many errors,bases on balls, and wild pitches, plusa few timely hits caused the Maroonnine to fall before the anslaught ofthe Wisconsin team yesterday after¬noon. The downpour caused the gameto be called at the end of the fifthinning with the Cardinals in the lead6 to 1.Greenwald was the starting pitcherfor Chicago. He pitched fairly goodball for the first four innings butwas batted out of the box in the fifthstanza in which Wisconsin crossedthe plate four times. Kaplan relievedhim and ended the Badger parade bystriking out the third man.Frank Haggerty hurled for the vic¬tors. He has just recovered from ill¬ness and displayed good stuff in hisinitial game. The Badgers took ad¬vantage of every break and scoredtwo of their four runs in the fifthinning on wild pitches.II^KIVEY€IIR#ELFeumpeRent^isinallcar... /SO'SSngnUM a week up...see twice asl^jlp much.Motor MapZsyrvte io’tislorlafr^ bookieit\4ariifihf>ARTCirr TMIRlMC/ifcAUTO ./VKVICe ABKOAO55fnFTItAVe. New YORK CITYAll Set for that Tennis Match!TENNIS BALLS‘Official’ and ‘Lively’VISORSMany colorsSHOESPRESSES andCOVERSGOLF BALLSRegular and PracticeAthletic Supplies of all Kinds.at theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVE.RACKETSPECIALSSpaulding B F$1 3.00.—Now $8.95Gold Star$15.00.—Now $8.95Spaulding B X$8.00.—Now $4.90Spaulding C O$7.00.—Now $5.60.Also frames only tobe fitted w ith selectedstrings.WHAT IF THE SUN IS SHININGWhat if the sun is shining'And you, my dear, are far away,Can I behold the sun that’s shiningWhen you, my love, are far away?What if others may laugh and singWhen you, my dear, are far away.Can I hear the melodious thrillingOf happy souls all the day?»That is power, scepter, and fameWhen you, my dear, are far away?What is glory and illustrious nameWith you away, away all day?1 can neither see the shining sun,Nor the bathing sunsets, at the bay;I cannot tell that life’s race is wonWhen you, my dear, are far away.—T. del CastilloTHE CUBE, in its presentation of“Ghosts” throws green floodlights onthe stage in order to create that“sickly atmosphere” which is typicalof the unhealthy mood intended bythe playwright. Why the audienceshould be thus nauseated by greenis more than we can understand . . .unless, perhaps, the electricians arecleverly taking advantage of theaverage human’s idiosyncrasy forspinach.You Just Wanted a Stall!George;I pulled a fast one on the girl¬friend the other night. “Got thetime?” she queried. “Sure,” I replied,“but who’ll hold the horses?”—Leon.George;I see by the papers that anotherPolar explorer has failed to reachthe Pole. One might say that manyare called but few are frozen.—Captain Absolute.DIARY OF A COLUMNISTFriday evening to supper at G.jA.’s where I did partake most heart¬ily of chicken, potatoes, asparagus,caviar, salad, pudding, and what-not.Much astonished to note the cleanli¬ness of their tablecloth and napkins,of which I said nothing but slylythought they had just come backfrom the laundry. Afterwards to theTivoli with G. A. where we saw apicture whse heroine was so virtuous¬ly sweet that all the audience mustsurely have come away afflicted withoptical diabetes.While returning home, G. A. askedme to repeat after her in quick suc¬cession, “The sinking steamer sank. . . the sinking steamer sank.” whichI did, until all at once I was saying‘The stinking steamer sank” and fin¬ally “The stinking steamer stank.”Studied faithfully throughout Sat¬urday ecept for a few hours in theafternoon when I did disport myselfat tennis. Noticed a wonderful im¬provement in my game, for at thebeginning of the afternoon I hadonly three tennis-balls, but lo! . _ . .while on my way home was surprisedto note seve nof the little spheres inmy possession.Industriously at the books dur¬ing Sunday, until six o’clock whenmy partner and I called up a girland invited ourselves over for sup¬per, Later, played “Pig” which isthe craziest card game in existence—Four cards are dealt to each playerand the dealer takes five. Each per¬son keeps discarding one at a time, handing it to the player on his left,and as soon as a player has fourcards of the same kind in his handhe puts his fi.nger to his nose. Theothers must touch their nasal appen¬dages as soon as the example is setfor them, and the last person to reachhis nose is called a “pig.” The cardsare then redealt. Three times a“pig” puts you out of the game. OurMaker having constructed us as Hedid, we had no trouble—as did someof the others—in finding our nose atthe proper moment.Later, at home, rocked myself tosleep thinking, “The sinking steamersank , . . the stinking steamer sank, . . the stinking steamer stank,”—GEO-G.HUniCK FAILS BYLONE PINT TO WINICE CREAM WAGERHill, Rival Competitor,Drops Out AtStartThrown for a three quart one pintloss was Ed Mattick of the polo teamyesterday afternoon when he failedby the amount of a pint to win hiswager with Cadet Major Scace thathe could consume one gallon of icecream in one hour.When Mattick consumed twobricks of ice cream and a bananasplit wager with Scace the latterwas not persuaded that Mattick heldthe campus championship in icecream consumption, and hence thewager was renewed with harsherconditions. The bet awakened con¬siderable attention in the cadet unitad much money was laid pro and con.Kox Hill also volunteered to con¬sume the amount in the stated time.Large GalleryPromptly at 3:20 yesterday after¬noon in Salina’s drug store at Fifty-first and Cottage Grove before an en¬thusiastic gallery of fifty studentsMattick and Hill began on the firstquart. A. H. Petersen from the medi¬cal school was present with acces¬sories in case of an accident. It iswhispered that over a hundred dol¬lars changed hands on the event.Mattick took the first quart withease and dexterity but Hill weakenedand dropped out. After the secondTOWER THEATRE63rdl at BlackstoneContinued 1-11 p. m.McCALL - BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS40-TALENTED STARS-40in conjunction withLatest Feature PhotoplaysBUSINESS WANTSCOLLEGE GRADUATESfor Executive Poaitiongwho know shorthand and can act as asgistan. to ■some executive while masterinr the greater phasesof business.This is the sure way to an executive position and is the method used almost ex¬clusively by the business world in selecting its executives.SHORTHAND COURSE IN TEN WEEKS(For College Graduates and Undergraduates—and it CAN be finished in ten weeks)in our Department of Business Administration will prepare you for a position witha future.The Director and instructors in this department are all college people and a refinedand dignified environment prevaila.GRADUATES EARNING UP TO $50,000 A YEAR. WHY NOT YOU?Ask for bulletin regarding this course. No obligation. Tel. Wentworth 0992 or writeDepartment of Business AdministrationENGLEWOOD BUSINESS COLLEGE735-41 Englewood Avenue, Chicago (62nd PI. at Halsted)Near the University of Chicago THE DAILY MAR(X)N,, WEDNESDAY. MAY 16. 1928quart Mjattick’s blood pressure wastaken and found to be 120, at thefourth quart tests registered 160.Teh first two bricks were put awayeasily and at 4:10 Mattick stoppedto rest, being ahead of schedule. Onthe third brick the eater showedsigns of weakening.Chooses ChocolateScace was to choose the kind ofcream in the fourth brick, and chosechocolate. “It was the chocolate thatruined me,” states Mattick. Afterconsuming about a pint, he called fora pail at 4:34 and in another minutehad become a bit ill, stopping within(five minutes of his time with apint to go.ANNOUNCE PATRONESSES FORBLACKFRIARS PRODUCTION(Continued from page 1)ales and Rob Roy McGregor, arescheduled to entertain before theAmerican Advertising Association ata luncheon at the Palmer House onThursday. On account of the diffi¬culty of giving any conception of itscolor and satirical quality, “TheHouse That Jack Built” will not bebroadcast at any of its six perform¬ances.WOMLN VOTERS TO FORM NEWGROUP ON CAMPUS FRIDAY(Continued from page 1)put on a membership drive and inone week secured 625 new members.The chairman for college work ofthe National League lives at the Uni¬versity of Illinois.MOUSTACHE LEAD CHANGESSTEADILY(Continued from page 1)who will pick the winner, aw-ard himthe engraved shaving mug, emblemof victory, and present the success¬ful entrant with three shaves, one aday as a reward for his pprsistenceand native ability.The Botany pond, playground ofall noble seniors who do not havethe grit, and manly courage to sur¬vive such a gruelling contest, will re¬ceive in its black throat all infamousseniors.Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingBeginning June 18 and 25While at colleire . . . and after you enterthe buiiiness or professional world, short¬hand and typewriting can be of inestim¬able value to you. A short, intensivecourse at this school insures completemastery.GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND225 N. Wabash Ave., State 1881, ChicagoShorthand and Type¬writing MasteredEasily in SpareTimeUtilizing your spare time, after-noons or evenings, you may acquirea positive mastery of shorthandand typewriting in a short time.Shorthand is helpful in takingclassroom notes, and typewriting awonderful time saver in preparingtomorrow’s assignments. Here atthis oldest business college inAmerica you are assured expertinstruction in both subjects. Be¬ginning classes every Monday.Call, Write or PhoneRANDOLPH 1575 forDetailed InformationBryant & StrattonBfismess College116 South Michigan Ave.CHICAGO CLASSIFIED ADSSEMINARY PRESENTS“PILGRIM MOTHER”(Continued from page 1)Brewster. Genevieve M. Strain asMistress Hopkins, Ivan G. Grimshaw,director and Elizabeth P. Ddell, busi¬ness manager.The play was written by HelenMay Crockett, a student in ProfessorEastman’s class in playwriting. An¬other play, “The Color Line” writtenby one of Professor Eastman’s stu¬dents, Irene Taylor MacIJair, has al¬ready seen its tw’o hundredth pro¬duction since it was first presentedlast year.MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)Appleknocker is the kind of womanwho should be a mate with CaptainGale.« « »The Abbot of Blackfriars, known,in the language of the common chat¬tel, as “The Black Knight of Man-del” didn’t like the remarks made inthis column yesterday morning abouthis person. Just why he took suchdeep offence at the material, I amunable to determine. “You sent aform letter home on mother’s dayyourself you blankety blank &blank.” No, no, I didn’t oh abbot. Ireplied. But for some strange rea¬son he was w'ont to differ, as is theway of those who bask within therapacious glow’ of the footlights.With that I curtesy and blow a kissto him. LOST—Jewelled A. T. 0. pin. In¬itials on back, S. .M. C. Tuesdaynight. Finder please return to Ma¬roon officre. TERESA DOLANDi\NCING SCHOOL1298 E. 63rit St. (Near Woodlawn Ava.)Telephone Hyde Park 8080Heginnera’ Claaa every Monday Evening at8:00. Half hour lina instruction and halfhour practice with inatructor for $1.00.PRIVA'TB LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR ^ENTNGCOON-SANDERSLAST WEEKat theThe greatest of the Harmony Singing Teams leavesthe Blackhawk, Sunday, May20th. Y.our last chance toenjoy and dance to this fa¬mous Victor RecordingDance Orchestra.A five minute walk from the RETTAURAHTCity’s Theatre Center.<A five minute walk from the City's Theatre Center)<A five minute walk from the City a Theatre Center)oii.AVaha.sli South ^ Randolph Si.FINCHLEY^ ACCORDS PRIME CON¬SIDERATION TO THE DEVELOPMENTOE \CLQTHES WHICH WILL IMPRESSAND SATISEY COLLEGE MENWHO REQUIRE DISTINCTION ANDCORRECTNESS. IT IS PARTICU¬LARLY DESIRED TO HAVE ITUNDERSTOOD THAT THE VERYEXCELLENT STYLES PRESENTED ^FOR SPRING ARE SECURAHLE ATFORTY.FIVE DOLLARSASD MOREREA D Y- TO-PCT-ONTAILORED AT FASHION PARKPERSONAL ATTENTION WILL PE EXIENDEDBY A REPRESENTA’t/i e OF YOUR SCHOOLASK FORJOHN B. MARSHALLJackson Boulevard East of State