men. Battp iHaroon Gilbert and Sulli¬van stars at dance.Vol. 28. No. 106. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1928Main StreetBy Al £. WiddifieldIII the fine land of Xoiihere,On the far side of There,Il'e shall be very happy.* H'e shall have no eare:]'ou tvill be the blossoini>I shall be the boueth;In the (treat time eoininijAfter Xoxv.—Samuel Hoffenstein.One of the most interesting: liter¬ary controverseys that has takenplace in some betwixt an Amer¬ican and a British critic is the tiffnow jroinp on between Mr. HughWalpole of London and Mr. GeorgeJean Nathan of New York. So farthere have been but two volleys ofshots fired, one charge each for thetwo men. Mr. Walpole, like Cap¬tain Prescott at Bunker Hill, did notfire until he saw the whites of theNathan optics.Mr. George Jean Nathan, who al¬ways seems to be getting his necKout, put it through the wrong port¬hole this time. If one had arisen veryearly last Sunday morning andgazed into the literary nether-worldhe might have seen, much as theearly New Englanders saw the FlyingDutchman, Mr. H. Walpole gentlywashing the Nathan neck with abucket of salt water. In a recentarticle in “The American Mercury”Mr. Nathan came out with a wholeleader column of eloquent repOof ofthe English critics, who, he claimed,were hostile to .\merican books. Hepanned the reviewers of both “TheSaturday Review” and “The Observ¬er,” excepting only Mr. Hugh Wal¬pole, Mr. St. John Ervine and Mr.J. B Priestly. But Mr. Walpole,who believed that his compatriotswere being unju.stly mauled by thelively Mr. Nathan, came back, thisweek, in a London letter to the NewYork Herald Tribune’s Sunday re¬view and handed the “ManchesterGuardian” a few remarks which maycall for a rebuttal article in “TheAmerican Mercury.”Someplace in Mir. Walpole’s letterhe says; “As to injustice towardAmerica, does Mr. Nathan know thatthe two novels of the winter herehave been ‘The Bridge of San LuisRey’ and ‘Death Comes for the Arch¬bishop?’ Has Mr. Nathan, by anychance, seen the English reviews thatthese novels received. He accu.ses, Isee, Mr. Arnold Bennett of prejudiceagainst American literature. Does heknow that it is mainly Arnold Fen-nett who is responsible for ThorntonWilder’s present vogue? Indeed, toaccuse Arnold Bennett of injusticeto anybody or anything Is to betraycomplete ignorance of that gentle¬man. He is just to a hair’s breath.”We could go on and quote Mr. Wal¬pole’s letter in the entirety for it isall equally interesting.The little verse appearing at thehead of today’s column hasn't any¬thing particular to do with the re¬marks clustering beneath its last line.We might mention, in regard to saidverse, that it came out of a new anddelightful volume of poetry entitled^^Po€ms in Praise of PracticallyNothing” by Samuel Hoffenstein.The book was listed as one ofBrentano’s best sellers for twoweeks. It contains some of the mostwhimsical buffoonery we have seenfor some time, although some peopleare reading “terse and biting com¬ment on life” into it. Maybe Mr. jHoffenstein is more subtle than wethought, in spite of his name. Wecan’t help but wonder, also, why Mr.Hoffenstein didn’t call himself “ThePhantom Lover” or “The King of theBlack Isles” or “The FortnightlySprite” as the vogue goes. TRACK COMMITTEES SELECTEDPLAN MOCK REPUBLICAN CONVENTIONCOMMITTEES ARESELECTED FORMODEL SESSIONKerwin Names May 24Date of NationalConvention Announce Heads I Votes For HeadsOf Mirror TodaySeeking to repeat its success in themock Republican convention held oncampus in 1924 when LaFollette wasnominated after a turbulent session,the Political Science council under thedirection of Professor Jerome G. Ker¬win of the Political Science depart¬ment has announced plans for a 1928convention to be held in Mandel hallon Thursday, May 24.Plan ConventionIn order that the busTness of theconvention may be thoroughly plannedin advance of the session committeeshave been appointed to whom theplanning of the details of theconvention will be delegated.These committees will perform func¬tions similar to the permanent com¬mittees of the principal nation par¬ties.The committees named are creden¬tials, rules, resolutions, arrangementsand publicity. The latter two groupshave nothing to do with the actualbusiness of the convention. The re¬ports of the credentials, rules andresolutions committees must be adopt¬ed by the convention l)efore they be¬come effective.Name CommitteesThe committees are as follows, thechairman being the first one named ineach case: Credentials, Irwin S.Block, Carl H. Henrickson, Miller,Harry Hagey, and Walter Kincaid;Rules, Paul Brady, Glenn B. Meagher,John McDonougn, Elgin Todd, andIra Jenkins; Resolutions, Lester Blair,Robert F. Reid, Minott Stickney,.Maurice Leibman, Kenneth Rouse,and Rob Roy MacGregor; Arrange¬ments, Charles Cutter, Jane Sheean,Zelda Robbins, G. Warren McCand-less; and Publicity, Robert C. Mc¬Cormack, Edwin Ijevin, Dexter Mas¬ters, Norman Goldman, Edwin Bas-tian and Eugene Greenwald.Probably following the procedureof the 1924 convention, nominationswill l)e made extemporaneously fromthe floor during the roll call of thedelegations. Those in charge of theconvention have not yet decided what •method shall be used to place studentsdesiring to participate in the conven¬tion in delegations. Four years ago,excitiment during the convention wasintense and campus “pdlitical parties”weer organized, the Coolidge nationalorganization sending a paid organizerto campus. Of SettlementNight and DrivePillcu Hartman and Charles Cutterliavc recently fjeen api)ointed general co-chairmen of the annual Settlement driveby the Chulergraduate council.Further appointments made by thecouncil are: chairmen of the SettlementNight, Frances Holmes and Hardy Mac-lay : chairmen of the Finance committee,Patricia Gillis’and Ernest Stevens.Lead In .Activities .. ffi.. fii..Ellen Hartman is a member of Eso¬teric. the Undergraduate council and theJunior class council. She was chairmanof the publicity committee for Mirror in'27 and stage manager in ’28. Last yearshe was co-chairman with Russell Whit¬ney for Settlement Night.Charles Cutter is a memlx'r of DeltaKappa Epsilon, the newly appointed Cha¬in.*! council and the Political Sciencecouncil. He is president of the Juniorclass iml editor I'f Hlackfriar scores.Review Last DriveThe program for the Settlementdrive last year was carried out thelatter part of November and the firstof December. Money was raised forthe settlement by the fii’.u’ce driveconducted by twenty finance teamscoiKisting of ten member.s, and thecircus and vcnlvil which was giventwo li ghts, d he gener.i! ciiairnieii wereHolmes Hoynton and I'rances Ken¬dall. Members of Mirror will elect officersfor 1928-29 today. Votes may lx* castfrom 10 to 4 in the foyer of Ida Noyeshall. Tho.se who have been nominatedare: Ellen Hartman and Leila Whit¬ney for general manager ; Florence Herz-man and Jane Sheehan for businessmanager; and Marie Galperin. DorothyHartford, Charlotte Eckhart, Carol Si¬mons and .Alice Wiles for positions onthe board. Three will be given places onthe Iniard. In order to vote all of thenew members, recently elected, must paytheir dues of three dollars to HelenKing. The new officers and members willlx installed and initiated at a banquet onTuesday, May 15. Soph Club HostTo Musical StarsAt Annual DanceDedicate TheologyBuildings In June;Notables OfficiateBOUCHER ADDRESSESFEDERATION WOMENAT LUNCHEON TODAYDean Chauncey S. Boucher willspeak to new and old upperclass coun¬sellors at a luncheon of Federationtoday at 12 in the sunparlor of IdaNoyes hall. He will explain the prob-ems of incoming freshmen and deansfor the autumn quarter and suggestways by which the upperclass coun¬selors can help their freshmen. “Fed¬eration and the upperclass counsellorsappreciate Dean Boucher’s coopera¬tion and hope to be able to make theupperclass counsellor system more ef¬ficient thru his advice,” said LeilaWhitney, chairman of Federation fornext year. Dedication of the Chicago Theolog¬ical seminary will take place duringthe week beginning Sunday, June 3, inthe seminary buidings, it is announc¬ed by Mr. Robert Cashman, busines.smanager of the institution.Besides the formal dedicatory cere¬monies, a theological conference willbe held Wednesday and Thursday,June 6 and 7, which two hundredand fifty delegates representing high¬er educational institutions and Con¬gregational conferences of the MiddleWest will attend.Ceremonies dedicating Henry M.Hooker hall at 4:30, Tuesday, June5, the Victor Fremont Lawson tower4:30, Wednesday, and Graham Tay¬lor hall at 1:30 Thursday will be cul¬minated with the dedication of Funkcloisters and the buildings as a wholeat 3:45, Thursday, June 7.Among the speakers for the dedica¬tion week program will be Dr. MaxMason, Miss Jane Addams, Dr. OzoraS. Davis, Dr, William E. Dodd, Dr.Edgar J. Goodspeed, Dr. Gerald Bir-ney Smith, Dr, Graham Taylor, andDr. Russell H. Stafford. CHAPEL COUNCILON FIR^ TOURSelect First Officers OfNew GroupThere will be a University Rc- jligioui Service at Bond Chapel to- |night at 7:00. Rev. J. W. Gilkeywill speak on “The University iChikpel—what is it for?” jMembers of the newly organized !chapel council were formally in- |ducted into their new posts whenthe Rev. Von Ogden Vogt conductedthem through the new Chapel. Itwas the first meeting of the council,and the students were given thor¬ough instructions about their work.Dinner FollowsFollowing the exploration of theChapel, the committee were guests;it a dinner in Ida Noyes hall. Theywere welcomed jointly by a groupof representatives: vice-presidentL’. W. Woodward of the administra¬tion, Prof, A. H. Compton as headof the Board of Social Service andReligion, Dean Edith Foster Flint ofthe faculty and the Board of SocialService and Religion, and ProfessorAlgernon D. Coleman also of thefaculty and chairman of the councilof religion.Officers ElectedThe Chapel Council elected asits first officers: Russell Whitney,president; Alice Penning, vice-pres¬ident; Mary Abbott, secretary. Thisexecutive board will name the chair¬men of committees on Instructions,on Guides, and on Uses of theChapel. The second meeting of thecouncil will be tonight in the SwiftCommon Room after the ReligiousService in Bond.« There rvill be an hnporiani meet¬ing of Shull and Crescent tomorrownight at 7:30 in room C, the Reynoldsclub. There tviU be an importantmeeting of Score club tomorrow nightat 7:30 in room D, the Reynolds club.Entertaineis a c the Score club-Skulland Crescent spring dance to be heldfrom 9 to 1 Friday night, May 11, atthe Shoreland hotel will include threeor four memlxrs of the WintliropAmes ’Gilbert and Sullivan company,now playing at the Studebaker thea¬tre, in addition to Henry Paulrrtanand other stars of the 1928 Black-friars cast, it is announced by thedance committee of the two clubs.Under the direction of Walter Eden,Benson’s Redcoats will furnish themusic for the dance.Hosts and hostesses, according toan announcement made by DexterMasters, president of Score club, willbe Mr. and Mrs. H. O. Crisler andMr. and Mrs. Lennox B. Gray.Tickets at $2.50 a couple are stillon sale at the University Bookstoreand the Reynolds club. According toMasters, over one hundred couplesare so far assured of attending thedance. Glenn He^ywood, president ofSkull and Crescent, is cooperatingwith Masters in the executive work. W.G.L EXECUTIVEPERSONNEL SETBY GROUP HEADMeet Today at 12.00In HutchinsonCommonsHarem Hitters ToEngage Dekes InAll-Star ClassicThe Harmen Hitters, composed ofthe big leaguers in Foster hall, mayplay today. Several weeks of nego¬tiations have finally culminated withthe Deke team agreeing to meet theHarem stars this afternoon at 3 inthe Intramural field.Previous to the decision of the Dekeaggregation to imperial their playingreputation, a challenge that had beentendered to the Alpha Delts had notbeen accepted. But it had been no¬ticed that recently the fraternity lads,suddenly developing inferiority com¬plexes, have been carefully avoidingany further mention of a game, whichmight destroy tite hopes nourished bythe Alpha Delts.Marion Eckhart, catcher and guid¬ing spirit of the Harem hitters, re¬ports that the lineup is socially prom¬inent.Dekes, Sigma Alpha, and DeltaChis to Celebrate AnniversariesFlexner To HelpPlan Senior WeekKen Rouse, president of the seniorclass, has appointed Jim Flexner tothe committee for senior week. Thecommittee now composed of Ro¬selle Moss, chairman, Robert Massey,Laura Reynolds, Eleanor Wilkins andJim Flexner. Tentative plans forsenior week have been made and willbe presented to the class at the secondclass meeting tomorrow at noon inHarper M-11.Flexner is a member of Zeta BetaTau and the Senior class council. There will be a meeting of all com¬mittee chairmen and sub-chairmen ofthe National Interscholastic TrackMeet today at 12:00 in the men's com¬mons.Completion of the personnel for theexecutive commission of Stags-’s twen-tj'-fourth . National InterscholasticTrack Meet. was announced yester¬day by Wilfred Heitmann, studentmanager of the meet, with the namesof fifty freshmen who will assist theSophomore chairmen.ChairmenThe sub-chairmen under Harry Ha¬gey, who is chairman of the publicitycommittee, are Dexter Masters, Cam¬pus Publicity; Louis Engel. OutsidePublicity; Ernest Stevens. Program.Sub-Chairmen under Charles Cutter,chairman of the Entertainment Com¬mittee. are John Haeiierlln, Ca:npusPromotion; and and Ed Lawler, En¬tertainment. Sub-Chairmen of the Or¬ganization Committee are Joe Brady.Invitation. Jim Rutter. Housing; BillGartside, Reception. Under RobertSpence, chairman of the Rushing com¬mittee are the following sub-chairmen:Maurice Holohan, Campus Rushing,and Glen Heywood. CorrespondentRushing.The following freshmen have beenchosen to serve on sub-committees ofthe Publicity Committee: Campus pub¬licity. Fidwin Bastian. Hugh MacKen-zie. Edgar Greenwald; Outside Pub¬licity, Stanley Corbett, John Bobbitt,Henry Ripley. John Hardin; Progratn,Robert Colwell, William Garvey, Al¬fred .Abramson, Charles Baker.EntertainmentFreshmen who will act on sub¬committees of the EntertainmentCommittee are as follows: CampusPromotion, Gordon Smith, R. E. Robb,Robert Cunningham; Entertainment.Lawrence Smith, Joe McCosh, BillKincheloe, Bill Friedman, HooverBankard.Sub-Committees of the Organiza¬tion Committee wil be made up of thefollowing freshmen: Invitation, Sayre,Bradshaw, Kolb, Henry Embry, Mont¬gomery Pickett; Housing, Dan Boone,Bill Crave, Clarence Cushman, JamesHall, Hayden Blum, Sidney Yates,Lester Freudenthal; Reception, BobGraf, Bob Purcell, Louis Cohen, BobTipler, Lewis Trinkhaus.RushingFreshman members of sub-commit¬tees under the Rushing Committee areas follows: Campus Rushing, BobMcNeille, Norman Williams, Urban,Tepler, Howard, Gordon Smith, Hol¬ohan; Corresponding Rushing,Charles Baker, Al Abrahamson.Delta Kappa Epsilon, the oldest frat¬ernity on campus, will celebrate its thir¬ty-fifth anniversary, and Sigma .AlphaEpsilon and Delta Chi will celebratetheir twenty-fifth at the InterfraternitySing on June 8.Harry Axon, general chairman of thesing, and his three assistants, John He-berlin, Glen Heywood, and Paul Brady,advise the fraternities to start gettingtheir alumni together to participate in theenthusiasm that some fraternities are al¬ready showing in an effort to win thesilver loving cup that is now in the pos¬session of Sigma Chi.The same night, the .Alumni ReunionCouncil is giving a dance in ReynoldsClub, and is planning to have two orches¬tras.“This added feature of the program ought to make the sing an even greaterevent in the life of the University.” stat¬ed Harry .A.xon. “It ought to arousean unprecented interest, and display as afine tradition the mellowmess in fratern¬ity fidelity and spirit that the Interfrat¬ernity Sing arouses in the hearts of allthat are present that night.”-A. .A. Stagg, director of athletics, whois going to present the “C” blankets atthe sing, added: “For the last fifteenyears there has been forming one ofthe rarest traditions of the University,the Interfraternity Sing. This year, itaspires to outdo all the others.”Last year, when Sigma Chi won thesing, it was celebrating its twenty-fifthsing. Since there are three fraternitiescelebrating anniversaries this year, therewill be more interest aroused than everbefore. Axon suggested. £1 Circulo EspanolGives Annual DinnerEl Circulo Espanol will give theirannual spring quarter dinner Friday,May 11 at 8:30 instead of Friday,May 18 as was previously planned.The dinner will be held at La Mar-guarita restaurant, which will be openonly to the guests of El Circuo Es-pano. Reservation may be made at$1.75 a plate by calling Marion White,Stewart 6520.Final plans for the dinner will bemade at the meeting of the ciub thisafternoon at 4 in the sunparor ofIda Noyes hall. Senor Jose Vascon-celos. Professorial Lecturer in the his¬tory department, will speak on “Cincode Mayo.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY 9, 1928©Ijp iatly JHaronnFOUNDED IN IMlTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed mornings, except Satarday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates83.00 per year ; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Poetoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe Staff .AL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 rir.i'sEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardCharK's H. Gooo Day EditorLouis ^ngle Day EditorEdwin Levin „..Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W’. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EMitorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Elditor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sporta EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssisUntEinmarette Ds-^on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein _Adverti8ing ManagerJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n ItepresentetiveSidney Hess Circulation AssistantRobert Nicholas Circulation AssistantAngus Horton AuditorStanley Dicker .Advertising CorrespondentEDWIN LEVIN, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of E-l\ and establishment of group libraries. OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, May 9 IRadio Lecture: “Theories of Per- isonality.” Assistant Professor Arthur 1G. Bills. 8. Station WMAQ.Faculty Women’s Luncheon. 12. Ida Ii Noyes hall. I Contributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited ,to 660 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Box O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate alip.i El Circulo spanol. 4. da Noyes hall.1 “Cino de Mayo.” Jose Vasconecelos. IN DEFENSE OF BIG BILLJunior Mathematics club. “Geome¬tric Representation of Real and Com¬plex Points of Elementary Curves.”Mr. G. W. Spenceley. 4. Ryerson 37.Psychological club, “The Psycholo¬gical Clinic at Northwestern Univer¬sity.” Professor John J. Morgan,Northwestern University. 4:30. Psy¬chology lA.University Religious Service. “Uni¬versity Chapel—What Is It For?”Professor Charles W. Gilkey, Pastorof the Hyde Park Baptist Church.7-8, Joseph Bond chapel.Philosophy club. “Empiricism andReligion.” Professor Edward C, Ames.8. Classics 20.EX)UCATION VIA VISION Scandinavian club, “Views of Scan¬dinavian Life” (illustrated). 8. IdaNoyes hall.Thursday, May 10Radio Lectures: “Theories of Pt‘rsonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills. 8. Station WM.\Q.Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. Dr. Sperry. 11:50.Joseph Bond chapel.Home Economics club. “The Workof the American Home Economics As¬sociation.” Lita Bane, President,.4merican Home Economics Associa¬tion. 4. Blaine 117.Le Cercle Franais, “LivingFrench.” Assistant Professor Bovee.4:15. 5810 Woodlawn Ave.During recent years the use of motion pictures in educa¬tion has become a widespread practcie. Although they are muchmore in vogue in Russia than anywhere else, their pedagogic ad¬vantages have not been altogether overlooked in America. AtHarvard a Univeisity Film Foundation has been organized tocollect and produce films and photographs of activities connectedwith that university. The Foundation is undertaking the pro¬duction of a series of films on the principles of the more commonsciences, botany, anthropology, geology, astronomy, physics,chemistry and zoology and on the life and customs of peoplesof the world as observed by educational expeditions. At thisUniversity like at Harvard whatever motion pictures have beenprojected in the class rooms have dealt primarily with science,notably physics, and scientific processes. And although it isperhaps true that the attempt to reach the mind through pic¬tures instead of the spoken or written word is not quite in keep¬ing with the dignity of a university, there is no doubt that themethod has been effective here.At Yale the cinema is also recognized as part of the curri¬culum, and has been applied to new fields, particularly that ofhistory, with the school itself doing the producing. And recentlytTie Yale University Press began the publication of a completefifteen-volume “visual history” of the United States. The historylike the educational film teaches history almost entirely by illu¬stration. The student merely plows through the pictures, read¬ing if he cares the w’ritten marginal notes, and obtains a vividgraphic impression of earlier times.The history is good in the respect that the appearances andevents of the past—based as they are on thoroughly veridicalsources—ar:. impressed on the students’ minds w'ith so muchvividness. But this is as far as the virtues of the method go. Thestudent, since by this system he is limited to mere graphic scenes,obtains at best a rather superficial and general idea of history.He does not get down to the meat of history; he does not get theintellectual backgroudn. All that cannot be comprehended bysight must be omitted from such a history. The student mustthen for, instance, be deprived of a knowledge of the facts ofthe debates over the articles of the constitution or an acquaint¬ance with the various motives behind the Civil w’ar.In the field of science where exact processes are photographedthe method of education via the vision is reasonable and praise-W’orthy. So in the domain of art or any* other subject in which thevisual is the most fundamental quality to be considered. Butapplying this method of education to history is making too muchof a pretty good thing. Though it may be cause for laihentationit is only through honest-to-goodness study that we are able todig up and acquire the deep truths and profound facts of history. By Nickolas John MatsoukasIt is considered bad political tastefor a college student to speak interms favorable to Bill Thompson.“The Builder” is considered by mostof us as a terrible bunk-shooter, abluff, a demagogue, etc. Even ourprofessors claim that in the last pri¬mary they had a “full meal for once.”I Whatever that expression may mean! the truth of the matter is that in at¬tempting to knock Big Bill we do itj purely from our emotional point ofj view and not the cool and ratherI hard-boiled examination of the factsI as they stand and not as they shauld; be.I Profe.«sor Woody claims that in theI last primary the people did not win II I must agree with him. The peopledid not win! But when did the peo¬ple win? The fact that another ma¬chine will attempt to gain admissioninto the treasury of the city and thestate does not necessarily imply thathe people have expressed their will.In spite of the fact that the ChicagoTribune views the primary as a pop-I ular unrising the truth of the matter: is—if measured carefuflly withoutI any political science measure sticks—that one sentiment won over theother. In other words, the bunk¬shooting from Thompson’s side wasnot as voluminous a.s that of the De-neen group. The latter politicianstried to impress the citizens that,by casting a vote for Swanson, theywere accomplishing something of anintellectual nature. They pointed tothe fact that the W. C. T. U.. the Y.M. C. A., the Union League club,and many other organizations of pur¬itanical origin were backing theirBacterilogy club. “A New Mediumfor Water Analysis.” Ralph E. Noble,Chicago Department of Health. 4:30.Ricketts 33. cause. F’urthermore, they had ontheir side such men as ProfessorsMerriam, Kerwin, White, Wooddy,and many others of equal importancein the solution of our political prob¬lems. With much pride they pointedat their supporters but whitew’ashedthe character of their martyr, thelate “Diamond Joe” Espito. I askedsomeone what he thought of the facta United States senator left Washing¬ton in order that he might be presentat the funeral of a gangster. His an¬swer implied that Mr. Deneen hadto have some such connection in or¬der that his victory might be asusred.That is my point! If Deneen had tomake such connections in order thathe might come in power, why should“Big Bill” d8 the same thing so thathe may be able to retain his power?Personally, I believe that both ma¬chines are after the fuel, so theirends justify their means. Politicsheer is a trade, and he who knows itbest derives the most..■\side from its practical benefitpolitics also affords an idealistic one.It is supposed to operate as theagent of the people, as their truerepresentative. The political activityof any nation is the finest index forthe mentality of the people. Clevernations will have clever politicians.The Chicago Tribune, various pro¬fessors, several institutions,' andmany other social institutions andgroups of intellectuals have present¬ed Thompson’s “.America First” po¬licy as toolish, absurd, stupid, etc.Yet the same social agencies will notadmit that this nationalistic attitudehas grown out from the fertile soilhat was laid during the late war.Mos nations react in that manner.Some are driven into a frenzy whileothdrs, such as England take it rath¬er calmly. This reaction consideredobjectively appears to me as a veryuseful one. After every war the mor-a)p of the citizens is somewhat de¬stroyed. War hardships, absencefrom familiar scenes, and other pre¬war memoriesmake the average citi¬zen rather disgusted with things ingeneral. Con.sequently, any injections of nationalism in them would provebeneficial.What happened in America is sim¬ilar to what happens in any country.Nationalism had to be injected- Af¬ter ten years Thompson takes up theissue, rather late, I must admit, butuseful nevertheless. The exponent ofthis issue may appear to be a nitwit,but why consider the leader? If heappears to be unfit for the leader¬ship, he is because his opponentspainted him in such a manner.Thompson and the Tribune maintainidentical policies; yet for personalreasons they dislike eac bother. The’powerful Tribune paints Thomp.sonin weird colors and the poor naiveChicagoans consider it a masterpiece.Thompson became amusing, a side¬show for the enjoyment of the mass¬es, yet the biggest show is the tact¬ful manner in which this was done.Bombing and shooting, bootleggingand gambling, religion and intelect-ualism, have been used in injectingthe minds of the poor innocent yo¬kels. For Bill! Why did you build sohigh? You did get dizzy!Shorthand and Type¬writing MasteredEasily in SpareTimeUtilizing your spare time, after¬noons or evenings, you may acquirea positive mastery of shorthandand typewriting in a short time.Shorthand is helpful in takingclassroom notes, and typewriting awonderful time saver in preparingtomorrow’s assignments. Here atthis oldest business college in.America you are assured expertinstruction in both subjects. Be¬ginning classes every Monday.Call, Write or PhoneRANTOLPH 1575 forDetailed InformationBryant & StrattonBusiness College116 South Michigan Ave.CHICAGOPublic I^ecture (Downtown) “Mo¬hammedanism.” Professor Spreng-ling. 6:45. The .4rt In.stitute.OOKSmake idcdlgifts ybrMothers_ unUSuggested TitlesBrummitt — ShoddyEmily Post — Etiquette(1928 Edition)Merz—Great American BandWagonCongressional Cook BookJones—Christ at the RoundTableCottej>^—A Simple Guide toRock GardeningTTiom—Everyday Problemsof the Everyday ChildWalpole—WintersmoonSee our splendid booksof fiction and generalbooks at only 1.00.At the0. OF C. BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue FINCHLEY ACCORDS PRIME CON¬SIDERATION TO THE DEVELOPMENTOE\CLQTHES WHICH WILL IMPRESSAND SATISFY COLLEGE MENWHO REQUIRE DISTINCTION ANDCORRECTNESS. IT IS PARTICU¬LARLY DESIRED TO HAVE ITUNDERSTOOD THA T THE VER YEXCELLENT STYLES PRESENTEDFOR SPRING ARE SECURABLE ATFORTY^FIVE DOLLARSAND MOREREADY-TO-PUT-ONTAILORED AT FASHION PARKPERSONAL ATTENTION WILL PE EXTENDEDBY A representative OF YOUR SCHOOLASK FORJOHN B. MARSHALLTHEJackson Boulevard East of StateMaroons lose to OhioState. 3rf) eS So Stagg prepares for foot¬ball season.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1928MAROONS LOSE TO BUCKEYES, 12-3mCRENITES AREUNABLE TO HITOHIO PITCHERSStaters Score HeavilyThird To ClinchGame InScore By /nningsChicago 000 210 000— 3Ohio State 106 202 lOx—12Chicago—Three run*, five hits, sixerror*.Ohio—Twelve runs, fifteen hits,four errors.Batteines—Chicago, Zimmerman,Kaplan—Wingate. C. Maroon Athletes TakePart In Purple Show•An all-star athletic show con¬sisting of .swimming, wrestling,boxing, fencing and acrobatics willbe staged by Northwestern univer¬sity Saturday night, May 19 forthe purpose of raising funs for theAmerican Olympic team. The eventwill be held under the auspices ofthe Evanston Olympic committee.Northwestern and Chicago unirversify athletes as well as a num¬ber of club athletes wil participatein the carniva.WOMEN PLAY INTENNIS TOURNEYOhio—Suton, Klink,—WiddifieldC. Nine Matches Of FirstRound PlayedCoach Norgrens’ Maroon ninewent down to defeat yesterday atOhio State in the first game withthe Buckeyes—12 to 3. The gameStaters scoring seven runs before theMaroonmen hit their pace.The Chicago team hit well whenthey could break int the beautifulpitching of Sutton and Klink of Ohiobut the tricks of the two had theMaroon battlers guessing. Klinkpitched the last two innings forOhio and struck out four of the sixMidwaymen who forced him.Lee of Ohio was the individual.star of the game. He made threehits and tallied four rur/i. TheBuckeyes seemed t hit at will andscored in all but throe innings,mini 8—Keio 0.Batteries, Ilini—Stewart, Harring¬ton, Williams (c.)Hits, mini, seven— Japan five.The Illinois basketball team yes¬terday successfulyl repelled the in¬vading Keio nine from Japan, 8 to0, in the first game of their series.The mini pitching staff had far theedge on the Orientals. Nine of the sixteen matches in thefirst round of the women’s tennistournament have been played off sincelast Tuesday when the limit was setfor entering.The rest of the matches in the firstround were played off yesterday butthe scores have not yet b^n turnedin. Betty White and Lee Lassen drew“byes” and Francis Taylor and IreneRothschild won by default from Geor¬gina Matthews and Caroline Schrodesrespectively. Lillian Bryson beat Eliz¬abeth Jones 6-0, 6-0, Alice de Mauriacwon from Evelyn Bailey by a score of6-2, 6-0; Sally Stice beat Olive Eg-gan, 6-3, 612; Mildred Heindl beatMargaret Harrison 6-0, 6-2, and Ha¬zel Phillips won from Naomi Fike byan 8-6, 7-5 score.The time for the netx round ofmatches will Ixi posted tomorrow. Ev¬ery entree should keep a close watchon the poster for she is held respon¬sible for everything appearing there.Alpha Delis BeatStrong Kappa Nus•Alpha Delta Phi defeated the strongKappa Nu team by a score of 8 to 3yesterday in playground ball. KappaNu scored its three runs in the firstinning and failed to pull up duringthe remainder of the game.The Macs piled up a score of 8 to 2against the Phi Psi team. Laml)da ChiAlpha swamped the Alpha Sigs by auont of 25 to 8. Delta Tau Delta lostto Kappa Sigma, 8 to 6. Phi Pi Phinosed out Tau Sigma Omicron byone point, the final score reading 3to 2. Phi Kappa Sigma knuckledunder to the Phi I>ambda Phi team,8 to 6. Sigma Chi beat Delta Chi,11 to 3.In water polo the Independent teamwon another victory by defeating PhiGamma Delta, 5 to 0. The Phi Gamswei'e handicapped almost from thestai't, since Bowers was called out ofthe tank for moving after the whistlehad blown. Tomorrow at ;:30 the In¬dependents will meet Phi Kappa Psitodecide the title.DRIVEYOWJVELFEUlUPPEeasy,economical andmost enjcyableway. Car rent^50 a weekMotor Map'll BADGER CREWS TORACE IN PRACTICECrow coac “Dad” Vail has substitu¬ted a three cornered race betweenthe Wisconsin eight oarshells, theVarsity, Frosh and Junior Varsityfor the sschcduled contest betweenthe Badgers and Milwaukee Boat club.The event will be held on Lake Men-dota Saturday next.Postponement of the race with theMilwaukee club was announced whenVail learned that the old-timers werenot in shape to give his boys a tightrun. It is likey that this race will l)eheld on May 26th, when Coach Vailexpects St. Johns’ Military Academyto send a shell here to meet his fresh¬men. Stagg Outlines New Plan ForGrid Candidates Of Next FallOutlook For WinIn QuadrangularMeet Is ExcellentIn a spirited talk to his eagerof making a'creditable showing intrackmen. Coach A. A. Stagg yester¬day impressed on them the necessitythe annual quadrangular meet be¬tween Chicago, Ohio, Northwestern,and Wisconsin to be held at Madisonthis Saturday.Since the meet was first started, ir.1924, Chicago’s teams have never beenable to do better than third place.This year none of the teams stand outstrongly above the others, and forthat reason, Chicago, with a reason¬able number of good breaks may beable to break this dark record.The squad that Coach Stagg willtake along will number from fifteento seventeen men, and will rely onRoot, S<?hultz, Gist, and Captain Wil¬liams to garner in the easy firsts.The one mile relay team which per¬formed so well at Penn, will have •anexcellent chance to cop, although theywill probably meet strong oppositionfrom the Purple quartet.In the dual meet held with Purduelast week-end, Chicago won by thescore of 72 to 63, with Root, Schultz.Klein, Gist, and Williams starring.vuil EnjoyatiOvening at ihe,BlaEkhawkCOOE The finest of wholesome,etpertly prepared food . . .enticing, palate temptingdishes . . . served in adistinctive and invitingenvironment.io-us/or Qmtest the.Dancing every night 6 p. m.until closing to Coon-Sanders Famons VictorRecording Dance Orchestra.Delicious LnueheonDoUjr • • • • • 8Se DISTANCE RUNNERSIN BIG TEN MEETOLYMPIC PROSPECTSA great field of long distan e run- jners, many of whom are certain toland berths on the American Olympicteam, will compete in the mile andtwo mile runs in the Western Con¬ference Track and Field champion¬ships to be held in Dyche stadiumof Northwestern university here May25 and 26.While each event hds its assembl¬age of stars, the long distance runsare especially well fortified with starperformers who will go a long waytowards forcing some time off of theexisting marks for these events. Rec¬ords in both the mile and two mileare expected to be approached if notbroken.Among the star milers are Martinof Purdue, Elliott of Iowa, F’ields,Banks, Little and Clapham of IndianaMonroe of Michigan, Abbott, McEl-wee, Novak and Stine of Illinois andBullenamore, Petaja and Moe ofWisconsin.Martin must be considered a favor¬ite due to the 4:22 mile he ran in thePurdue-Chicago dual meet May 5. Hewill probably encounter his greatest According to Director Stagg’spresent idea, Chicago will have anew plan in football for next fall.All the men who have shown inter¬est and fair ability this Spring willbe invited to return for practice onSeptember 15 along with a numberof other men who have not beenout for Spring practice.It is likely that next fall’s squadwill be divided, part of the men be¬ing located over under the Weststand, and another group in Bart¬lett Gymnasium. Training quartersA^ill be located in both places. Thisdivision will be made on the basisof work which the men have donethis Spring in learning the techniqueof their particular positions, andtheir ability to transpose this knowl¬edge in their practice work thisSpring.Since there was a good deal of,new technique to be learned this'Spring, men who have either notbeen able t come out or who havenot been sufficiently interested, butwhose work in the past has meritedtheir being invited to practice nextfall, will be assigned to the group lo¬cated in Bartlett Gymnasium untilsuch time as their knowledge andwork merits a transfer to the quar¬ters in the West stand. It is expectedthat the Bartlett Gymnasium groupwill be assigned to play againstRipon on September 28, and againstLake Forest on October 5, and atsuch other games with smaller in¬stitutions as may be arranged.opposition from the Illinois milersmentioned above. Fields of Indiana isanother runner who must be figuredto pick off some points.Practically the same runners willcompete in the two mile while somewil run in either race depending onhow their coach decides to jugglethem about. Leonard Hunn of Iowawho won the indoor two mile in 1927will be a top notcher again this year.Fairfield of Illinois is another credit¬able performer. Abbott also of Illi¬nois, who ran a 9:27.5 two mile towin the indoor conference title lastwinter, will be a favorite.Indications point to one of thegreatest outdoor track meets in thehistory of the games. Plans are beingmade to take care of a record crowdsince this is the first time the meethas been held in Chicago since 1924and the first one at Northwesternsince 1916. .At that time Diamond,Chicago’s great quarter miler ran toa world’s record which has stood un- Plan Evening ClassIn Horse-back RidingEvening horseback riding will teoffered to women equestrians in theUniversity, according to PriscillaKellogg, W. .A. .A. representativein charge.The class will meet Tuesday eve¬nings at 7, Those women who areinterested are asked to sign up onthe poster iin Ida Noyes hall. Fur¬ther information as to fees andplace of meeting may be obtainedfrom Priscilla Kellogg. This eve¬ning class is being offered in ad¬dition to the regular riding classesheld during the day. The eveningis for advanced riders only. LETTER FROM YALEBRINGS MLM FORPENN RELAY LOSSBulldog Coach Expresses Re¬gret Over DisqualificationIncidentMAROON FENCERSLOSE KRAFT CUPDefeated By One Bout InState MeetAfter having won the Kraft Cupfor Novice Teams in Foils for thelast two years, the University of Chi¬cago team lost it last Saturday byone bout to the Franco-American Na¬tional Academy of fencing. A Chi¬cago victorj^ would have meant per¬manent possession of the trophy.The Kraft Cup competition is apart of the tournament which is heldeach year under th eauspices of theIllinois Fencers’ League. This year’stourney began Saturday, April 28,and will close next Saturday whenthe senior bouts take place. E. Wal¬lace of the University won first placein the Junior Sabres Championship,clearly outclassing his opponents. Inthe Junior Epee competition J. Steereof Chicago took third place, but cameback by taking first place in the Ju¬nior Foils. In the Novice DuellingSwords tourney J. Eisendrath of Chi¬cago took third place. Elmer Fried¬man, Conference Foils champion, com¬peted in the Novice Sabre meet andtook first place.M. E, VASLOW’SPrescription Pheumacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, Ill. Maroon enthusiasts were extremelydisappointed when their highly toutedand powerful one mile relay team lostfirst place in the Penn Relays on thetechnicality that Virgil Gist haddropped the baton ten yards from thefinish line. It was pointed out thatevery man had touched the baton andthat the dropping of the stick to¬ward the finish could in no possibleway have effected the outcome. It istherefore very gratifying to theDAILY MAROON and Chicago root¬ers in general to reprint a letterwhich was received last week fromthe Yale athletic department, whoseteam was awarded first place in themile relay after the disqualifying ofthe Chicago team.May 4, 1928.Mr. A. A. Stagg,University of Chicago,Chicago, Illinois.Dear Lon:Just a line to tell you that we areall sorry over the outcome of last Sat¬urday’s race at Philadelphia. The dis¬qualification of your team was auto¬matic and we had no choice but towin under the circumstances. I assureyou that we would all have felt verymuch better if the race had been di-cided on its merits. Please accept myongratulations on your splendid teamwhich deserved to win.Cordially yours,JACK CATES,Director of Athletics.The sportsmanship of the Yale Ath¬letic Association as exemplified bythis letter is of the highest type andMr. Stagg cites it as an example oftrue sportsmanship.Official CollegeFEATEDNITY. (JewelryBac^es-Pin^s-Non>eliiesWARREN PIPER ACO31 N. STATE ST. BARBER SHOPWe’re a university shopfor university students.AL I. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’sREITAURANI(A live minute walk from th. City’s Theatre Center)rAKmrr tcumncAUTO ,/VltVICe ABKOAO«si ptrmAve. NcwvoMccirv cm-WklAasli ^Jusi South (f Randolph St Wiat Shakespearesays about Coca-ColaDdicious and RefreshingKINO LEAKAct IV, Sceae6S million a day —'IT had to be good “Nature’s aboveart in thatrespect” ^King Lear may have looked like awalking florist shop, but he cer¬tainly talked a full-meaning head¬line for this Coca-Cola ad:A pure drink of natural flavors—produced before the day of syntheticand artificial drinks, and stillmade from the same pure productsof nature.Tie Coca-Cola Comfiaiij, Atlaota, Ga.TO GET WHERE IT ISf*age Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNE3DAY, MAY 9, 1928TO —There is a difference as ’tween nightand dayWhen you are here . . . when you’reaway. ....There is a goldiness about all thingsAnd in my heart there throbs andsingsA melody! oh. beautiful and wondr¬ous clearThat fills the world with its refrain,When you are nearBut when you go, there is a pall o ereverything;.Stars cease to beam, and birds tosing,And radiance of sunlight dims togray;And in my heart there is an ache ImayNot lose . . . dull sorrow stabs andlingers on.And vainly do 1 seek some joy.When you are gone.—Jack “Q”THE TWO sidewalks beiiif; insert¬ed between Cobb. Haskell, Wieboldt,and Harper by the Buildinjrs andGrounds Department seem to bebased on the Euclidean idea that astraight line is the shortest distancebetween two points. Persons tramp¬ing between the>e e<lifices are savedimich time and energy by tlie newconnections. h\)llo\\ing tii'.s sanic“make-itea'ier-for-tbe-stiuient’ cain-pai.gn. we now expect the !'> and < ■Dept, to move Foster Hall next to theBeta Hiaise.Evidently Walt and Phyllis Didn’tBelieve that Moses Story Either!Dear George;I don’t doulit ^iiat Pliaroah'.- i)augh-ter discovered little Moses in the liiill-ru^hes; but think of a modern flappertrying to get away with a stor> likethat!—Captain AbsoluteI\ OXF! of our classes there i> adumb, lethargic individual who, fromthe beginning of the quarter, ha-neither said nor done a thing. True,he has come to class occasionally, Imlthere his activity has immediately ceas¬ed. The professor has called on himfor recitations, discussions have cat-apaulted hi.> neighbors into vitriolicdebate, but withal no words liave pen¬etrated to the outside through hisseeming lockjaw. Yesterday he wascensured by the Professor. “Why,”asked that learned man. “have yousaid nothing? Why don’t y,>n openyour mouth once in a while?’’ The stu¬dent blinked, then slowly but surelyobliged. His lips widened in a greatvawn. BIG TEN HOLDSRELIGIOUS MEETSchools Send DelegatesHere This Week will act as chairman of the Saturdaymeeting at the Quadrangle club.The Conference, which is beings])onsored by the University Y. M.C. A. organization, is open only todelegates and to members of theBoard on Social Service and Religion.■A. president of one of the Bi.g Tei;universities, faculty members of thicothers in the Big Ten, and one manand woman from the student I'odies of ■the universities will assemble in IdaXoyes hall Friday evening and in the ^Quadrangle clu'o on Saturday mornin.gfor the purpose of discussing religiousneeds on the various campuses. lSend Representatives IIPresident Frank of Wisconsin will Iprobably l>e here .''aturday moi nin,g. |E. H. Cameron of Illinois, Dean Ray-1mond .Asa Kent, Northwestern, Dean !M. C. Fisher of Purdue. Dr. M. Wil- jlard Lampe of Iowa, representatives |of Minnesota and Michigan, and Vice jpresident Woodward and Professor.Arthur H. Compton of the Univer¬sity have all expressed their inten¬tions of bein.g at the conference. Indi¬ana University is the only one whichhas not declared that it will be rep¬resented at the Big Ten Conferenceon religion.,.At the dinner and discussion ofFriday evening, which is to be held in jIda Noyes hall, Frederic C. Wood-1ward, vice-president of the University*will preside. Several hours have been ‘given over to discussion of religiousproblems at this meeting. ProfessorCompton of the Physics departmentand also chairman of the UniversityBoard of Social Service and Religion W. A. A. INITIATES ATDINNER TOMORROW“ ■ ^W. .A. A. wil liniliate new mem¬bers at a dinner to be held tomor¬row at o:o0 in the sunparlor of IdaNoyes hall.Roller skating will follow a stuntto be presented by the initiates.Skates may be rented for twentyfive cents, but must be reserved be¬fore Thursday.Tickets at sixty cents may bepurchased at the door. , CLASSIFIED ADSYoung women as reader and assist¬ant to young blind girl afternoons.Tel. 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Plaza 2020. GOOD INCOME—For men andwomen students selling inemberships inyour full time during vacation if youwish. Our best sellers include suchi)ooks as “Bad Girl.’’ “Trader Horn,’’and “c ircus Parade.” Call in person.Literary Guild of .America. Inc.. Suite921, 410 S. Michigan Avc.UNIVERSITY DRUGCO.61st and Ellis Aves.48 Hours Service on AllFountain Pen Repairs.WE DELIVERFAIRFAX 4800 LOST—White gold watch andUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 EUb Ave.Try Oinr Minute Service Lunch35cCh<^ Suey & Chow MetnOur SpecialtyBe Prepared JHave a Sawyer’s Frog Brand; Slicker on hand and the rain, won i bother you.•Sawyer’s genuine Oiled Slick¬ers are guaranteed waterproof.Get your slicker before the dealer’sstock runs lou>HMSAWTER^SonE. C ambridqe. Massachwsejtt.Yeh, But He Can’t Bank On You!George:When my boy-friend called theother night he told me I looked like amillion dollars. "Sure,” I repeated,“And just as hard to make!”—RuthTHE G. A. SAGA(To G. 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