Wht Bailp itlaroonVol. 28. No. 104.Main StreetBy Al E. WiddifieldThe Iron men went flying over Chi¬cago last night in a big twelve-pas¬senger monoplane. I went along inspite of the fact that I was a bittimid about being up in the emptyblue vistas with two members of theUndergraduate council, Mr. KennethAllen Rouse and Mr. Arnie Johnson.But the kind pilot, Mr. Little, keptdiddling the plane and the Big-timeboys didn't open the Maroon-councilcontroversy anew.It was just dusk when the big birdleft the even sod of the airport be¬neath its wings. To the west a fast bi¬plane from Kansas City was stuck upon the horizon like a black wasp, andanother ship from New York was justletting itself down over the hangar ina graceful swoop. Other mali planes,about to depart, were caughing andbarking in front of their hangars.Great searchlights swung back andforth across the field as if looking fora lost collar button.« * «There were ten of us in the ship,eight in the aft cabin, and the twomembers of the Undergraduate coun¬cil in the fore. In a moment the earthhad sped away from beneath and wewere hanging up over the city as ifsuspended by a string. The big sadeye of the moon came around the cor¬ner of the wing, peered in at the cabinwindows, and splashed the plane withsilver. We looked down into a spark¬ling network of lights tar below. Itseemed as if everything had been setawry, and we were a lost and drunk¬en soul reeling through space, free atlast.The plane tilted its wing and itseemed as if the whole tloor of theearth tipped up. W'e slid out over LakeMichigan and follow'ed along theshoreline. The lights on the outerdrive looked like a string of pearlsthat had been thrown dowr. on thesea shore by some weary metropolitanprincess. Behind them everything wasin meticulous order. .\ thousandsquares of birthday cake with candleslighted, all set closely together, wouldnot have looked any different than thescintillating panorama that was spreadout below. They sparkled, theydanced, they formed themselves intolong processions and marched out asfar as the eye could see. They madelittle rings and horseshoes, they turn¬ed color, and a few wandered out inthe lake and sat themselves down inthe shimmering surface. Somehowthe solitary eye of the moon, up therein a sea of deeper blue, seemed moresad than it ever had before.* * •Like a huge eagle we soared alongabove limitless city below. Outside mywindow I could see the strong leftwing of the plane extended out overa thousand empty feet of atmosphere.Just below it a big steel fist held apropellor between its clenched fingers,a propellor that sang in a steady, wasplike monotone and never stopped tocatch its breath. The cabin-boy camethrough and told us we were travel¬ling one hundred and twenty miles anhour. John McDonough had his headout of the window and was yellingsomething. The pilot turned a cornerand the Rhodes lad pulled in his neck.He then informed «s that we were di¬rectly above the alma mater. God’sDandies all looked down into the landof the living. John was right. Theetiolated fa'-e of the new chapel look¬ed at us, blanched, and then we lost it.The Law school and Harper werebathed in shadows, but the new medi¬cal buildings looked like a team ofwhite horses standing in the moon¬light waiting to be driven away.Then we swung back over the un¬ending rows of birthday cakes towhere the nervous eye at the airportwas still looking for the collar button.A few swings and we were headedfor the hangar. We swooped precari¬ously and a few beads of perspirationcame out upon the forehead of Mr.Bob Massey of Sun City, Kansas. Helooked across at me, rose out of his(Continued on page 2)' Appoint thirty-eight chapel coun¬cillors.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 4, 1928MASON APPOINTS CHAPEL COUNCILPLAN PROGRAMFOR HIGH SCHOOLHONOR RODENTSFraternities EntertainPrep ContestantsDuring ExamsPlans for a full day entertainmentprogram of the contestants in the an¬nual Scholarship Interscholastic havebeen announced by George R. Moon,University Examiner. Letters tellingof the plans have been sent to all can¬didates for scholarships.The examinations, in which 600 highschool seniors will participate will begiven from 9 to 12 cm the morningof Friday. May 11.Lunch At FraternitiesImmediately after the examinationsthe contestants will have luncheon. Itwas decided at a meeting of the execu¬tive committee of the Interfraternitycouncil last night that all men wouldbe entertained at lunch in the variousfraternity houses.“These students are as valuable tothe University as the participants inour two great athletic interscholasticsand the fraternities will co-operate ingiving these men a concerted rush,”stated N'erlon “Perk” Meskimen,president of the council last night.Women Eat At Ida NoyesThe women will lunch at Ida Noyes,as planned by the Women’s organiza¬tion, headed by Annette Allen. At 1:30a campus tour for all students will bestarted at Ida Noyes. The tour is un¬der the direction of Ken Rouse andMuriel Parker.Russell Whitney and Dorothy Hart¬ford, co-chairmen of the entertain¬ment committee, have arranged avaudeville program which will start at2:45.Plan Mixer.•\t 3;45 a tea dance and mixer willbe held in the Reynolds clubhouse.The mixer will be under the directionof Eleanor Scully and Carl Hendrick¬son. They have asked Mrs. L. B.Grey, Social Director of the Univer¬sity and Mrs. David Stevens, to actas hostesses to the students. Dinnerwill be served for the students .at 5:15in Hutchinson.The final meeting will be held inMandel, starting at 7:30. PresidentMax Mason will speak, and the LaneTechnical High school orchestra willfurnish music. President Max Masonwill announce the winners when theresults are available, and they willalso be broadcast from stations WGNand WMAQ.Counselors ArrangeFor Final LuncheonL'pperclass coun.selors will meet forluncheon Wednesday at 12:15 in thesunparlor of Ida Noyes hall. This willbe the last social event of Federationfor the year. Invitations announcingthe luncheon and tickets for fiftycents have been mailed to all of thecounselors. The entertainment hasbeen planned by Betty Galt, socialchairman. Moustache RacersFilmed At NoonAll the senior men entered in thegreat Moustache Derby are to meettoday at noon in front of Cobb, ac¬cording to Ken Rouse, senior presi¬dent and the C. C. Pyie of the race.It seems that the motion picturenewsreel companies have discover¬ed that the Derby is a great fea¬ture, so Fox Films and Pathe Newswill have their men and camerasout in front of the C Bench. Para¬mount and several others may bethere also to spread the name andfame of the University of Chicagoas a center of manliness.Classical Music,University SongsIn Band ConcertIn an attempt to show to the Uni¬versity what has been accomplished oncampus in the presentation of bandmusic, the University band will give aconcert tonight at 8 in Hutchinsoncourt.The program will include “ChicagoLoyalty,” by Cragun; “Phedre,” Over¬ture, by Massenet; “Chocolate Sol¬dier,” by Strauss; “Grand March”from “Tannhauser,” by Wagner;“Ballet Egyptian,” by Luigini; “Lieb-estraum” by Liszt; and various Chi¬cago songs.Mr. Cimera To PlayThe band will be assisted in its con¬cert by Mr. Jaroslav Cimera, trombonevirtuoso, Mr. Cimera formerly playedwith Kryl’s, limes’, Conway’s, andSousa’s'bands and is now’ staff artistof station KYW. This evening he willplay “Thoughts of Love” by Pryor.The band in an effort to create aninformal and attractive atmosphere,has arranged to have the Coffee Shopopen tonight from 8 to the close ofthe concert. If the weather is bad, tlieconcert will be held in Mandel hall.Admission will be free.Offer Prize ForArtistic ReadingStudents wishing to participate inthe annual Florence James Adams con¬test in artistic reading should registertheir names and selections to be giv¬en with Prof. Bertram G. Nelson, inthe Reynolds Clubhouse between IIand 12, any day before May 15. Allsenior college students are eligible forcompetition.The preliminaries will be held May18, in Cobb 110, at 4:30. The selectionsfor the preliminaries must not exceedfour minutes in length and must bel)octry of literary merit.The finals will be announced later.The winner of the finals will receive$75 and the second place winner willbe awarded $25.The fund from which the prizes aregiven was founded by friends of Flor¬ence James Adams. An annual contestis held each year at Harvard Univers¬ity and the University of Chicago. Mirror Selects57 Members OnBasis Of WorkFifty-seven new members wereelected to Mirror in the elections heldyesterday. Members were chosen bythe board on the basis of interest andwork in the production,either on thestage or on the production committees.In order for the new members to votefor officers of Mirror in the electionthat will be held Wednesday, theyhave been asked to pay their dues toHelen King, business manager beforethat time.Announce MembersThe new members are: JosephineAttick, Frances Blodgett, EugenieBeck, Berenice Bjork, Jane Blocki,Frances Carr, Janet Cunningham, Cas-imiri Abratowski, Jane Dewes, EugeniaEvans, Frances Dee, Mary Bohnet,Anne Bolling, Cora M'ae Ellsworth,Geneva Duval, Carol Cundy, MarionEckhart, Virginia Fauch, Louise For¬sythe, Marguerite Gillespie, Sally Gar-rell, Marie Galperin, Louise Garrett,Mildred Glicksman, Martha Harris,Frances Holmes.Marcella Koerber, Ruth Lyon, MaryMaize, Courtney Montague, AdelaideMcLinn, Rosalie Martin, Betty Miller,Frances Nelson, Dena Neuberger, Ju¬lia Faye Norwood, Miriam Newman,Margaret Newton, Rosalie Pollack,Virginia Ratcliffe, Margaret Russell,Patricia Russell, Virginia Roth, LoisRitltnhouse, Kathryn Sherman, StellaShaften, Natalie Schmalheusen, Eve¬lyn Stinson, Genevieve Smith, Flor-(Continued on pai,e 2) New Windows SetIn Hilton ChapelNew windows were installed inThorndike HiBon chapel last Tues¬day to replace the famous set bro¬ken by vandals last October. Thenew set of four windows, an exactreplica of the original set, weremanufactured by the Willett studioat Philadelphia. Their beauty so im¬pressed Lorado Taft last fall thathe called them “one of the finestsets of church windows in America.”The little chapel has also been re¬cently furnished with new chairs,and its wooden doors and porch re¬placed with wrought-iron gates NAMES STUDENTGUIDES TO FORMADVISOR BOARDThirty-eight Aid FacultyWith ReligiousServicesRoselle Moss toHead CohimitteeFor Senior WeekPlan ScandinavianSociety MeetingsProfessor Chester N. Gould, head ofthe Germanic department, and Assist¬ant Professor Archer Taylor, also oftlie Germanics department will speakat the first session of the eighteenthannual meeting of the Society for theAdvancement of Scandinavian Studytoday at 2 in the common room ofWiebolt hall. The society was organ¬ized at the University in 1911 and isthe only organization in America de¬voted to research in Scandinavian lan¬guages and literature.The principal speaker of the eveningwill be Professor W. A. Craige of Ox¬ford University and the University ofChicago. Professor A. H. Dahlstrom,Gustavus Adolphus college, and Pro¬fessor A. H. Krappe, University ofMinnesota, who received their Ph. D.degrees at the University will speakat the meeting tomorrow morning at9:30.Select Aids ForPan-Greek SingFormer Student Exhibits PicturesOf Balearic Islands In Ida Noyes Paul Brady, John Haeberlin, andGlenn Heyw’ood were appointed assist¬ant managers of the Interfraternitysing at a meeting of the executiveboard of the interfraternity councillast evening according to Verlon“Perk” Meskimen, qresident of thecouncil. Brady is to assist Harry Ax¬on and George Reed, co-chairmen ofthe sing, June 9.Paintngs by Marion Tooker Her¬nandez, will be on exhibit for twoweeks starting Sunday, May 6 in IdaNoyes hall. Mirs. Hernandez attendedthe University for two years and wasa member of QuadranglerArrange ExhibitionWhile conducting a tour last sum¬mer, Mrs. Dudley Watson of the ArtInstitute, and his party came uponMrs. Hlernandez painting by the side of the road in Deya,’a small town inSpain. Mrs. Harry Pratt Judson, Mrs.Carpenter, Mrs. Montgomery, andMrs. George Goodspeed, all of the Un¬iversity, who were among the group,stopped to watch the artist, and re¬newed acquaintance with their col¬league. Mrs. Hernandez expressed thedesire to sell some of her paintings.Mr. Watson, who considered her paint(Continued on page 2) Friars To RehearseShow In Continuity Roselle Moss has recently been ap¬pointed chairman of the committee toplan the Senior week activities byKenneth Rouse, president of the seniorclass. The three members of the com¬mittee are: Eleanor Wilkins, LauraReynolds, and Robert Massey. Onemore member is yet to be named. Se¬nior week, the week before convoca¬tion, will be devoted to functions forthe senior class.“Senior week will consummate classactivities and w’e hope to celebrate theoccasion in a fitting manner,” com¬mented Miss Mtoss.Plan Class DinnerThe committee is considering a classdinner to be given the Friday beforeConvocation and a breakfast for themorning of convocation. Followingthe usual custom the class exerciseswill take place on the day before con¬vocation, Monday, June 11. They willinclude the presentation of the classgift, presentation of the senior bench,an address by the class president, andthe traditional class poem, history, andoration. The cap and gown will alsobe presented to the Junior class atthis time.Committee Completes ProgramThe committee will meet Tuesdayfor final plans which will be thrownopen for discussion and suggestion atthe senior class meeting, Thursday atnoon in Harper Mil. The commlti^"in charge of securing the class gift willmeet today at 12:45 in Ida Noyes hall.Preceeding the meeting Senior wom¬en will have their picture taken in agroup for the Tribune at 12 in Hut¬chinson court.Contribute ArticlesFor Art ExhibitionThe annual exhibition of the Artclub which is under the auspices ofthe Renaissance Society will open onSunday m the Classics art gallery. Allcampus students with works of artwhich they wish to exhibit may bringthem to the Art office in Classics be¬fore Sunday.Some contributions have alreadybeen made by students and membersof the faculty. President Max Mason created yes¬terday a Chapel Council composed ofthirty-eight students who shall act asofficial guides and as councillors in allmatters pertaining to the UniversityChapel now nearing completion.This body will consider ways inwhich the chapel may benefit the stu¬dent body, giving special attention toservices and rituals.Represents CampusThese members have been chosenfrom the student body at large andrepresents all the phases of a student’slife especially those bearing directlyon religious and intellectual endeavor.When the building is completed, thisbody will assist in the dedication andthe performance of the initial func¬tions.Name Thirty-eightPresident Mason appointed the fol¬lowing: Louis Engel, Daniel Autry,Clarence Barnhart, Donald Bickley,V'anzer Brunelle, Tom Butcher, S. Y.Chan, Ronald Clark, C. A. Coe,Charles Cutter, Elmer Friedman,Harry Hagey, H. E. Haydon, JohnJackson, Walter Kincaid, GregoryVlastos, Harry Kletzky, Robert Por¬ter, Russel Whitney, Mary Abbott,Annette Allen, Kathe Beyer, AliceBenning, Elizabeth Bry¬an, Elizabeth Cooley, Aldean Gib-boney, Dorothy Hartford, FrancesHolt, Priscilla Kellogg, Jane Mullen-bach, Muriel Parker, Georgia Robin¬son, Margaret Stephenson, Carol5rnTeezel, Elizabeth White, Leila Whit¬ney, Edna Wilhartz and FrancesRappaport. Members of the Religi¬ous and Social Service committee ser¬ving on this body ex-officio are: Min-ott Stickney, Allen Heald, KennethRouse, Frank Ward, Frances Holmes,Jean Dickinson, and Eleanor Wilkins.To Study ChapelLetters have been sent to these stu¬dents explaining to them the natureof their appointment. The Council¬lors will be expected to devote sometime to familiarizing themselves withthe building architecturally, to ac¬quainting others with its noteworthyfeatures, and to working out in con¬ference with the faculty representa¬tives the ways in which the Univer¬sity Chapel may minister in thebroadest sense to the needs of a mod¬ern university.The first meeting of the Councilwill take place in ,the chapel onTuesday, May 6 at 5:30 P. M. Thegroup will meet at 5824 WoodlawnAve., visit the chapel, and then pro¬ceed to Ida Noyes hall for dinner, af¬ter which there will be a meetingfor organization.The position of this body in respectto the University has been clearly de¬fined by President Mason. TheCouncillors are directly responsible toa committee headed by Prof. A. Cole¬man, head of the department of Ro¬mance languages whose object is to(Continued on page 2)Blackfriars rehearsals are so faralong that beginning Monday Produc¬er Bart Cormack will begin runningthrough the whole show. The casthave tfieir lines down now, and Cor¬mack will have two weeks to smooththings out. The rehearsal scheduledfor Saturday morning has been post¬poned- until 3 o’clock Monday after¬noon. Cube Presents iZelda Shapiro In•Translation Of “The Stronger ffMiss Zelda Shapiro is to appear atthe Cube on Sunday night in AugustStrindberg’s play “The Stronger,”which has been translated from theSwedish especially for Miss Shapiroby Chester Gould.Because of the phenomenal successof “Ten Nights in a Bar-room” theCube organization has decided to re¬vive “East Lynne” according to an¬nouncement by Nick Matsoukas. In the mean time plans are being ma(to take “Ten Nights in a Bar-roonto the loop, where it is expected to rvtw'o weeks.“East Lynne’’ will be produced ithe same manner as “Ten Nights inBarroom.” “In all the splendor of iimelodramatic feelings,” as Nick Masoukas puts it. Actors wishing to paticipate may appear at the Cube bnight at seven o’clock.Paffe Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MAY 4. i92Si uIIfT iaily iMaromtt THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed morririKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,I Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates1 $3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year e.vtra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialapi>earing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial boardCharK-s H. Gooo Day EditorLouis Engle Day ElditorEdwin Levin Day EditorI Robert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle Editori' «•in omenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorI Elizabeth Taylor Society Editor! Rosalind Green Sophomore EditorI Harriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert S'ern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer F'riedman Sport AssistantEinmarette Ds—"on ..'Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher _Advertising ManagerRobert Klein .Advertising ManagerJack McBrady ..._ Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman Dowt'n RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantRobert Nicholas . . Circulation Assistant■Angus Horton . AuditorStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentLOUIS H. ENGEL, Night EditorItI»IiIIi THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of stvdent initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural prinavle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encotiragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of ike Temr Book.9. Abolition of £'-11 and establishment of group libraries.HERE AND THEREDarmouth College . . . Two editors of The Tower, literarymagazine, resigned because New Hampshire laws by which theyare governed rejected three of their stories on the gi'ounds of im-morality. The Dartmouth, the daily, commented that the decencyof New England, “which throws into bold relief the incidenta.elements of smut, is a parasitic fungus of hypocrisy.”Oberlin College ... A professor here suggested that sportroadsters be awarded outstanding scholars instead of Phi BetaKappa keys. He declared that “there is not enough incentive givento students in the United States to make them strive for scholas¬tic honor.’^.”Yale University . . . The student council at this institution at¬tracted much attention when they discarded the honor system towhich Yale grads and undergrads have habitually pointed withpride. The council recommended that the old proctor system berestored, but agreed to dissolve if the faculty and students didnot favor the council’s action. The Yale News showed thata student council and student newspaper ^an work together whenit supported the council’s move. “The imply don’t at Yale,”is a slogan that’s “gone to smash, see?”Columbia University . . . Some time ago Columbia raised thegeneral salary scale of its professors and instructors. The newscale sets the minimum salary for instructors at $2,400 and theminimum for professors at $7,500. President Nicholas MurrayButler expressed the Hope that other schools would follow theexample of America’s largest university. The Cornell Daily Sunin commenting on the low salaries paid in the teaching profes¬sion said, “The criticism is made justly, we think, that if of themoney available, less were applied to the construction of newbuildings, and more to salaries of emiployes, universities wouldserve the nation better. But w’e cannot justly criticize them fornot paying to their instructors and professors money that theydo not have.”Ohio State . . . The Ohio State Lantern recently raised thequestion of unlimited student cuts especially when the professorfails to interest the student. A professor answered the proposalin a letter in The New Student recommending,“That the instructor be allowed to desert the class-room whenthe class fails to exhibit proper interest in th profundities underconsideration. That the instructor be permitted to send home tohis papa any student who doesn’t show the proper interest in theclassroom entertainment.“That the instructor be furnished with a rope (to do theIndian rope trick), a bunch of firecrackers, a pool table, and somepocket knives (for whittling), to help in the business of enter¬tainment. . . ” FORMER STUDENT EXHIBITSPICTURES OF BELEARICISLANDS IN IDA NOYES(Continued from page 1)ing.s of scenes in the Balearic Islandsespecially fine, arranged to exhibitthem throughout the United States.This exhibition is the third one in thiscountry, the other two having beenshown in the Art Institutes of Bloom¬ington, Illinois, and Mason City. Iowa.Opens SundayI'lie Qnadranglers are conducting aspecial opening exhibit of about fifty,mounted and framed paintings Sundayafternoon.MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1) I Debaters DiscussCars At College“Resolved, That the UniversityCars Should Be Abolished” was thesubject debated la.>it nigth as the week¬ly meeting of the Debating Union.Arguments both varied and unusualwere advanced by both sides of thequestion. No vote was taken.The subject to be debated at thenext meeting at Reynolds Club nextWednesday at 7:00 o'clock is “Resolv¬ed. That Metro])olitaii I’niversities areInadequate for a Liberal Education.”Xo formal rules will he observed, andan open forum will he held after thedebate. .Ml interested are invited.J. H. FINNIGANOFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, May 4Radio Lecture; “Theories of Person¬ality.” Assistant Professor Arthur G.Bills. 8. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all memher>of the L^niversity, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, 11:50. JosephBond chapel. 11:50. Professor "Wm. Vf.Sweet, conducting.Public lecture (downtown): “Manfrom the Point of View of His Devel¬opment and Structure. The Develop¬ment of Man and His Relatives.” (il¬lustrated). Professor Horatio H. New¬man. 6:45. Art Institute.Saturday, May 5Meetings of University Ruling Bo¬dies: The Executive Board of the Col¬leges of Arts, Literature, and Science.Cobb 203, 11. MIRROR SELECTS 57 MEMBERSON BASIS OF WORK(Continued from page 1)ence Stewart. Margaret Sullivan,Frances Tohey, Josephine Veirling,Evelyn Young, Helen Whitniarsh andIrene Tipler.Elect Officers WednesdayElection of officers will be held onWednesday from 10 to 4 in the foyerof Ida Noyes hall. Ellen Hartman andLeila Whitney have been nominatedfor general manager; Florence Herz-man and Jane Sheehan have beennamed for business manager.INAMES STUDENT GUIDESTO FORM ADVISORY BOARD(Continued from page 1)furthw interest in the chapel. Thiscommittee in turn is a branch of theReligious and Social Service commit¬tee, composed of both student and fac¬ulty members under the guidance ofMr. Mason. In view of their under¬taking President Mason has placed |this body on a plane with the college |aides and marshalls. wicker chair a foot or two, and >ai<l [“Gee.” Then we touched wheels »i> Irthe sod and the big spotlight fell upon jns. The tin door of the cabin slid Iopen. We popped out. iThe Iron Men had had a day of it. J. H. FINNIGANDruggutCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AveniiaPhone Midway 0708©iooWflton^bcnuc ani) 57th StreetOon O^den Vo^t — ministerSUNDAY, MAY 6I 1 A. M.—Humanistic Authority.6 P. M.—Channing Prof. Edgar Goodspeed. “TheRockefeller-McCormick Manuscript.”ThePresbyterian ChwchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presb3rterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service* atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64tl) and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Win. H.Boddy,7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark Ave.H3rde Park Presbjrter-ian ChurdiRalph Marahall DavisMinister.11:00—Regular Service.8:00—Regular Evening Service.GOTO CHURCHIt w^ill help you to leada better, cleaner life. Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 5eth St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.Minister%.<l'XDAY, MAY 611 a. m.—Church Service.6 p. m.—Scroohy Club:Entertaining discussion will beheld.Refrc.'hment-' EntertainmentAll University students areurged to attend our friendly ser¬vices.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACTCHOUSBMinisterBible School. 9:30 A. M11 a. m.—Sermon by Rev. York A.King, Minister, Austin BaptistOnirch.8 p. m.—“Silent Forces That MoldCharacter.”B. Y. P. U. invite* you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. The Kenwood ChurchAlfreil Lee Wilson. MinisterGreenwood at 46th St.0:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. in.—Morning Worship.12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples'Bible Class.O:00 p. m.--Young Peoples Society.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Baso.4/1 students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesChicago EthicalSociety418 S. Michigan AvenueA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER.Sunday, May 6, at 11 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridges will speak onThe Gosjxd of Americanism. I.All Men .Are Created Equal.Visitors Cordially WelcomeAll Seals Free EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 6SthThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7 30 a. m.— Holy Communion.O 30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.— Holy Eucharist andSermloii.7 45 p. m.-—Even.sung. .^ddress.-Ml students esjiecially Episcopa¬lians are invited to \ oung People’sClub at 6:00 p. m. Daily services.• • •The Church ofThe RedeemerSCth and Blarkatan*REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS, D. D..5550 Blackatone Av*.University Student Pastor:REV. BENJAMIN HORTON. A. B. Aaat.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.except 3rd Sundays at 9:15 a. m.)also with sermon at 11 a. m.t hor.'il h.veiisiiiig and 'criimn,7:30 p. m.Young People’s Meet¬ing at 5 J). in. with supper, .‘'tudentseopecially welioine. I'aily chapel-ervice evers week day.* • •St. Paul’s Churchsot* and Oo.cli*st«rParish Office: 4946 Dorchester A.eiiw-Tel. Oakland $18$REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday SarvicaaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:CC a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young People*’ Society, 6 p. blHyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Av*.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. TibbettsSunday, May 6II a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7 ;00 p. m.—Discuslion GroupiL8:00—Evening w’orship plannedby young people.8 :45 p. ni.—The Home Party.St. James Methodist Ei^copal ChurchFJlia Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Aasociate PastorSUNDAY, MAY 61 1 :00 A. M.—“Observance of the Lord’s Supper.”8 p, IVl.—“What I Believe About the Bible.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodUtMm Aveoue at 64th SLGILBERT S. COX. PastorSUNDAY, MAY 6Morning 11 o’clock—Regular Service.Evening 7:45 o’clock—Regular Service.students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, MAY 6Sermon; 1 I A. M.—Regular Service.Wranglers at 5:30—Ehscussion.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 4, 1928 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEWPublished Ejvery Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonAlpha Delta Phi PlayersAt The ArtInstituteThe late Edward B. Butler, honoredTrustee of the Art Institute, had manyoriginal ideas regarding the diffusionof good art among the people. Hewas a strong advocate of moderateprices, believing that the artist shouldappeal to the average citizen and fix aprice upon his paintings that wouldresult in a wide distribution of hiswork. Some years ago he suggestedthat the Art Institute hold a specialexhibition of paintings at which nopicture in the collection would sell formore than one hundred dollars. Whenhe himself had become proficient as apainter, studying under such well-known instructors as Frank C. Pey-raud and Karl A. Buehr, and his land¬scapes we*e in demand, he alwaysfixed a moderate price on them and,when sold, gave the money to the ArtStudent’s fund, where it became avail¬able as a loan to indigent young art¬ists.In one of the recent exhibitions atthe Art Institute he sent a painting inunder an assumed name to be passedon by the jury, his idea being to seewhether his work would pass whollyon its merits. It was accepted, andsold soon after the opening of theexhibition. His pleasure however,over this imjJartial tribute to his art,was not without a sting, because thesame jury rejected a painting bearinghis own name. Which is an indicationthat juries consider the artist’s workrather than his name.Some years ago a special one-manshow was held in the Art Institute ofMr. Butler’s paintings, showing hisfavorite landscapes, painted in vari¬ous places. There were pictures ofquiet meadows with winding streamsin the foreground, others of the greenslopes and cultivated hills of the Berk-shires, other paintings of the seashoreand still others of the oak-coveredknolls of California. Standing in thegallery occupied wholly by his work,he expressed his feeling of completedetachment from his own paintings. “Ido not feel as though I did them,” hesaid. *‘I have the feeling they are bet¬ter than 1 can do. I can’t imaginemyself going out and painting as goodpictures as the ones hanging here.”The wealth of art, to be found inthe current e.xhibitions now on viewin the galleries of the Art Institute,has never been so great as it is to¬day. There is the important Interna¬tional Water Color exhibition, show’-ing the work of the greatest aquarel¬lists of England, France, Germany,Spain, Sweden, Russia. Poland, Hun¬gary and the United States; the ex¬hibition of modern European sculp¬ture; portrait drawings by WilliamRothenstein, of one hundred and fiftyprominent personages; the Bordencollection of etchings by Millet; theDeering collection of drawings by themost famous artists of all time; theMosle collection of Japanese Prints,(Continued on page 4)MosesBy Dexter W. MastersNo one sees him any more.Sits all day beside his door.Wishing he was young againNow he’s three score years and ten.jWondering why Death doesn tcomeNow he’s reached the maximum.Wondering what It’s waiting for.Sitting there beside his door.IYears ago he’d walk from townJust to watch a sun go down;Now he’s three score years andten,Jiever goes beyond his door,IOnce they watched him when hewalked.Turned to watch him, turned andtalked;No one sees him any more.Never goes beyond his door.iSits all day and wonders whyTime has come for him to die,Wishes he was young againNow he’s three score years and ten. Theatres“Fly-By-Night,” at the Cort.Uncle Tom shows exposed for w^hatthey’re worth. A new last act con¬tributes to its well-being since theopening."The Baby Cyclone,” at theBlackstone, with Grant Mitchell.George M. Cahon proves that he’snot through as a playwright withthis hilarious farce “about nothingat all" and a lap dog."Straight 'I'hru the Door,” at thePrincess, with William Hodge.“The Man from Home" back againwitli a new comedy without anyself-help in it."Excess Baggage,” at the Gar¬rick. Docs the same thing for thetwo-a-day that “Fly-By-Night”does for the Uncle Tomers."The Love Call,” at the Olympic.This operetta has pleasant songs ofthe kind that have found so muchpopularity in recent years.“The Desert Song,” at the GreatNorthern. Another operetta) whichcarries on the traditions of successin the Great Northern, establishedby the long i un of “The StudentPrince.”"Four Walls,” at the Adelphi,with Muni Wisenfrend. The youngJewish actor lepeats the splendidperformance he gave a year ago in“.Americans All.”“The Pirates ot Penzance” at theStudebaker, A classic revival, moreinteresting and amusing than anyclassic has a right to be.“Artists and Models,” at theFour Cohans. Lots of girls, music,and attempts at humor, all dressedin most glorious outfits.“Good News,” at the Selwyn.College life continues to be exem¬plified by the show which made theVarsity Drag tamous.“She’s My Baby," at the Illinoiswith Beatrice Lillie. Miss Lillie iseqtialled only by .Miss Janis whenshe imitates Miss Lillie. BeatriceLillie manages to make what shouldhe a bad show into the best one onthe Chicago boards."Htitieymoon Lane,” at the Er-ianger, with Eddie Dowling. Thestar and his Irish brogue make ahit of a clever music show whichalso has some nice dancing.The PiratesBy Edwin Levin"But still in matters vegetable, animal,and mineral,I am the very model of a modernMajor-General.”I planned to attend the WinthropAmes production of "The Mikado” lastSunday night; but as that was the onenight that the Studebaker was not op¬erating, I missed this colorful spec-table that all theater-goers were excit¬ed about. But I did not miss “ThePirates of Penzance”; I went early inthe week to make certain. .And thoughI cannot make a comparison betweenthe two productions, “The Mikado”could not have far surpassed “The Pi¬rates of Penzance,” for here were col¬or, exquisitie lighting, that inimitablesatire of W. S. Gilbert, and thosescintillating airs of Arthur Sullivanin a most synchronized combination.There is no pretense of subtlety inGilbert and Sullivan’s operetta. Themusic, the lyrics, character portrayals,and the- almost ludicrous situations,shov? the persistent tendency to givecomic relief to somewhat sober events.The punning, the banality of the nurseRuth, the apprenticing of the lad Fred¬erick to a band of pirates instead ofto a pilot, the predicament resultingfrom Frederick’s birthday falling onFebruary 29, and the peculiar fallibil¬ity of the pirates in their unaccount¬able sympathy and compassion for or¬phans are results of the almost in¬satiable desire of the writers to par-odize. ’The V'inthrop Ames troupe seemsto have been made to order for Gil¬bert and Sullivan. There are no starsin the company; but the very natureof the production precludes the possi¬bility of an outstanding perfo-mer. Buteach role is player flawlessly, even to(Continued on page 4) Robert Graf, Sidney Collins, Nor¬man Eaton, and Wilfred Heitman,from left to rigTit, above are cast inEugene O’Neill’s sea play, “Where theCross is Made,’’ and "Quare Mede-cine,” a North Carolina mountain playby Paul Green, which are being givenby Alpha Delta Phi at 8 tonight andtomorrow night in Mandel. Two hun-By Haldane CleminsonI—The SinghaleseI almost thought we were goingto lose out on chow this morning butwe didn’t. The cook was just pullingoff his boots when I entered the bar¬racks last night. The lights were out,and everyone except him and me. weresound asleep. Since his hunk is nextto mine, we are usually pretty sociableand so I said, “Hello, Miggs.” Hedidn’t answer a word, only a littlegrunt like. I figtired something waswrong. After I hung up my cap andblouse, and jerked off my necktie, Isat down on the edge of my bunk.While I was holding a match to acigarette. I glanced over at him. I’llswear his face was as white as a sheetand his eyes wild and kind ot funnylooking. It made me feel kind ofsquirmish seeing him, and I ki.ew thatI wouldn’t be able to go to sleep easyunless I learned what had happened tohim. .And so when I doused the matchI spoke to him kind of low like.“Miggs,” I said, “I have somethingreal important to tell you. Come out¬side so’s we don’t wake anybody up.”He always was a fellow who would doalmost anything for me, and so hegrumbled a little bit, slipped his shoesback on, and followed me out. Onceoutside I asked him what in Hell waswrong. At first he could hardly talkbut after a bit I got it out of him al¬right.just another little proof of springalong with the robins and heat is theformation of the Foster hall baseballteam. Miss Marion Eckhart, MissDudlys right hand avocator of sportsfor women, is whipping her trustiesinto splendid shape and the only ob¬stacle that stand in their triumphalpath is the collection of a trifling feefor equipment. To quote Miss Eck¬hart “Not that we are trying to bemasculiile and copy our friends theAlpha Delts but just to get the girlsout for a little healthful sport in theirspare time.”The social calendar for this w'eekreads as follows: Tuesday the drama¬tic club held their initiation and elec¬tion. These were duly celebrated at adinner which Beatrice Lillie, a popularactress, attended. Thursday the As-tratro club gave a tea and bridge.The Alpha Delta Phis are givingtwo plays on Friday and Saturdayevening at eight o’clock in the Rey¬nolds club. Those lucky enough to re¬ceive invitations are looking forwardto the event with great interest be¬cause the plans sound very attractive.Dancing will follow and strains of theband concert will accompany them. dred students are expected for to¬night’s performance, open to the cam¬pus by invitation. Tomorrow night’splays will be followed by a receptionfor fraternity alumni. Both presenta-tions are formal. The sponsors areMr. and Mrs. George Hartman. Guestsof honor will be Mr. and Mrs. HenryAustin and Mr. and Mrs. Scott Brown.You know how onery those Sing¬halese are who have just been quar¬tered in the old cavalry barracks, andyou remember when we were up atthe front how we picked a few ofthem off for sport once in a whilewhen one of our officers were around.Well what do you think happened?.Miggs was coming up the old Dau-phine Road into camp. It was cold andthe wind was stirring up the under¬brush and the leaves so’s they weremaking all sorts of creepy noises.Miggs was pretty scared, I guess. Hekept his hand fingering the gun whichhe always carries in that shoulder-hol¬ster inside his shirt, and his eyesstraight ahead of him. Before long hehad reached that piece of the roadwhere the trees have completely archedover it, and it worms along like a tun¬nel, black than pitch. One has to fair¬ly walk in the ruts in order to not gooff the road in the darkness. With sortof a creepy feeling all over, Miggskept trudging along, not knowing whoor what he would bump into next.Presently he could see where the roadopened out again on the top of asmall hill. Just as he was beginningto feel a little easier about things, theimmense shadowy figure of somethingappeared in this opening and starteddown toward him. On and on, fasterand faster it came. It was a man oftremendous proportions, standing at(Continued on page 4).At a reception following the Saturdayperformance Mr. and Mrs. WilliamGleason will act as host and hostess.The rival attraction Friday eveningseems to be the band concert in Hutch¬inson court. The band is certainlycoming forward these days and itlooks as if it is struggling to a higherlevel hitherto unattempted by bands.The program reads well and the bandwhich always performs as well oughtto claim new laurels.The Sigma Phis are planing a houseda(jce Saturday evening and the chap¬erons are listed as Mr. and Mrs. Jo¬seph Duggan and Mr. and Mrs. JasperK. Mitchell. The Zeta Beta Taus arealso entertaining this evening and Mr.and Mrs. Morris Mayer will act aschaperons. The Delta Tau Deltas arekeeping right up with things and Mr.and Mrs. Moore will chaperon theirhouse dance. The last event listed forSaturday evening is the Alpha EpsilonPhi alumni dinner.Sunday seems to be slowly gettingto be a popular day for entertaining.The Mortar Boards are giving an allUniversity tea at the home of Mr.and Mrs, H. T. Monroe; the SigmaAlpha Epsilons are entertaining andthe Acacia.? are planning a dinner. Little TheatresBoth the just-off-c'mpus littletheatres are repeating bills thisweek, and, in spite of strictly cam¬pus attractions, professional thea¬ters, and movies, both announce in¬creasingly satisfactory audiences.At the Cube, 1538 E. 57th St.,the Sunday evening performance isscheduled for 8:30, with Strindberg’spantomimic monologue, “The.Stronger,” heading the bill. ZeldaShapiro does the reading and SallyAlport is the pantomimist. ChesterGould made a special translation ofthe piece for the occasion. The Lin¬coln Center Players, under the di¬rection of Kenneth Haycock, arealso irresenting two plays, “TheCajun,” by Ada Jack Carver, and“The Eternal Conflict,” by WilliamiJohnvston. Refreshments are, asusual, served after the performance.T. W. Robertson’s “Caste” is inrevival at the Oasis, 5723 CottageGrove, by the Bedouins. CharlesI’artridge and Sam Lewis areamong those in the list of players.Robertson’s play of the late 1860’sis put on in the spirit of travestythat marked “Fashion" at the Good¬man theatre last season. Carefulexplanation is made before the cur¬tain that all the original stage di¬rections are h)llowed to the letter,and even a "i)racticable” baby isintroduced.Ada Jack Carver’s play at theCube was the Little Theatre prizeplay of 1926.Best Sellers1 he books in greatest demand areusually those most discussed. Thefollowing list is compiled from thelists of the ten best-selling volumessent us by eight book-shops. Theseparticular book-shops were chosen be¬cause we think that they reflect thetastes of the more representative read¬ers.FictionTHE BRIDGE OF SAN LUISREY,” by Thornton Wilder. Al¬bert & Charles Boni. This beauti¬fully written and moving study inthe working of God’s providence,and of love, the bridge which joinsthe living and the dead, deserves itspopularity. Reviewed January 4.($2.50).“W INI F.RSMOOX,” by HughWalpole. Doubleday, Doran & Co.You will enjoy this social comedyin Walpole’s best vein. Some oldnames appear, and there is at leastone very engaging character. Re¬viewed March 7. (2.00).“THE GREENE MURDER CASE,”by S. S. Van Dine. Charles Scrib¬ner’s Sons. The famous society de¬tective, Vance, is at w'ork again,this time on a complicated andslightly incredible case, which nev¬ertheless is not keeping Van Dineenthusiasts from enjoying it. ($2.00).“DEBONAIR,” by G. B. Stern. A. A.Knopf This is a current version ofthe eternal mother-and-daughtcrproblem. It is bright, amusing andoften wise. The characterizationsare brilliant. Reviewed April 26.$2.50).“ASHENDEN, OR THE BRITISHSECRET AGENT,” by W. Somer¬set Maugham. Doubleday, Doran &Co. These exciting stories of war,spies, and murder are good lightreading. Reviewed last week. ($2.50)Non-Fiction"DISRAELI,” by Andre Maurois,translated by Hamish Miles. D. Ap¬pleton & Co. This strange!}’ ro¬mantic figure is touched vividly intolife by Maurois’s hand. You will findthis excellent reading. ReviewedFebruary 22. ($d.00).“SAFARI,” by Martin Job nson. G. P.Putnam’s Sons. The interesting andoften exciting diary of four yearsspent in a wild-animal paradise;with wonderf-l pictures. ($5.00).“TRADER HORN” by Alfred Aloy-sius Horn and Ethelreda Lewis. Si¬mon & Schuster. These stories andsayings of a romantic old adventurerare good reading. Review November16. ($4.00).(Continued on page 4) PhilosophyAt OxfordThis is the third of a series of ar¬ticles on Oxford being published inthe Weekly Review of the Daily Ma¬roon. These articles, written by for¬mer Rhodes scholars and leadingfigures in American education, dealwith the various phases of Oxford’slife and educational offerings. Theyare published through the courtesy ofRobert Valentine Merrill, Marshal ofthe University and former Rhodesscholar.This week’s article is written byB. Blanchard, former Rhodes scholarand now associate professor of phil¬osophy at Swartmore college. We callparticular attention to his commentin the first paragraph on the Univer¬sity.By B. BlanchardIn many fields of academic studythere is some one institution whichstands out above all the rest. In medi¬cine it would not improbably be JohnsHopkins, in education Columbia, in ro¬mance languages Chicago. Supposethe question were raised, what is thebest place for philosophy? and thequestioner could go where he w'ouldin the English-speaking world. Theanswer, I think, would be, Oxford.There are several reasons for thisanswer. For one thing, philosophyholds the central place in the coursewhich, by general consent, shows theOxford tradition at its best, the coursein Literae Humaniores or “greats.”This is really an intensive study ofGreek and Latin civilization. To theAmerican whose grasp of linguistictools is feeble, it often looks like acourse in Classics; to the Englishmanwho brings to its study a readingknowledge of the two languages, ev¬erything else is incidental to the mas¬tery of ancient thought. He reads theRepublic through in Greek, and topsit off with Aristotle’s Ethics; then withthe intellectual muscle produced bythis somewhat heavy gymnastic, hegoes on to a rapid tour of moral phil¬osophy and a strong-winded plungeinto logic. This is the kind of workwhich in Oxford leads to a B. A.,and the American who wants a typi¬cally Oxonian regimen is well advisedto take it. But if it seems to bristletoo thickly w’ith classics, he has anexcellent alternative before him. MostAmericans and many Englishmen havefelt a little reluctant to spend so muchtime on the ancients, and in answerto the increasing demand, Oxford hasestablished a “modern greats” whichattempts for the modern period whatthe traditional course does for theancient. This new course covers his¬tory, economics and politics besidesphilosophy, but it is philo.sophy stillthat carries the greatest prestige; andat any rate, since these subjects are allphilosophically studied, it is the menwho are most at home in reflective an¬alysis that finally lead the lists.Philosophic DegreesBut the advanced philosophical stu¬dent may want to work at his subjectexclusively, and if so, he is free to doit. If he is only of moderate advance¬ment, he will work for the dej^ree ofB.*Litt.; if he can convince his tutorsthat he is about to burgeon philosophi¬cal blossoms and fruit, he will be al¬lowed to “read for” a D. Phil. 'i hesedegrees are both taken by thesis, witha public oral examination at the end.Apart from the central place of phil¬osophy in the tradition of Oxford^there are three other factors that makeit philosophically pre-eminent. One isthe method of teaching. As everyoneknows who has tried, you can’t learnphilosophy from lectures, from theprocess that Carlyle described as sit¬ing like a pitcher and being pumpedinto. You learn to think as you learnto run, by trying and beiqg coached;and that is the Oxford notion of teach¬ing. You are given a tutor or super¬visor for w’hom you write frequent pa¬pers, and you must discuss and defendthese productions in the privacy of hisroom. Directly confronted with a prac¬ticed mind, you soon find your hiddenfailings of manner and matter comingpainfully but most instructively toI’ght.Again, at Oxford philosophy is ac-(Continued on page 4)A Series of AnecdotesWHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 4, 1928f‘age FburPHILOSOPHY AT OXFORD(Continued from page 3)Inally disciisM'd. •Ihe place in terin-tiiiu* seethes with talk. >oine had. hutmuch of it is good, and tlu- power tothrust and carry is highl,\ prized. I'heaverage English student, with Ic"knowledge, perhaps, than ourselves,strikes one as havim; his wits inc-'inparably better in hand, and he inain-lains his views with more readiness,adroitness and resource. .\nd the meet¬ings, formal and informal, philosuphical. political and literary, at which theintellectual game is played, are with¬out number.Numerous Teachersl'inall\. then- ari' as iran.\ teacher^of philosophy at Oxford as at three orfour of our larger uiiiwr'ities init to¬gether. Each of the twenty-one col¬leges has its own philisoi'iliieal tutor,and besides these th.erc arc the uni¬versity professors, the dons at thewomen’s colleges, the teachers at Man¬chester and Manstield. the unotTicialprivate coaches. Most of the tutorsand all the professors give scries ofpublic lectures, open to the studentsof every college; and as about halt oithis body of lecturers are really dis¬tinguished men. who present seriousand often original work in their lec¬tures. and defend varying philosophicalviews, from the pragmatism of Schil¬ler to the realism of Trichard and theobsolute idealism of j oachim, therange of intellectual stuimulus is ex¬traordinarily broad.it may be that in recent d.ays Ox¬ford has had less of the world’s atten¬tion. philosophically speaking, than .■^lu■had in the days of (Ireen ami Caird.of Bosampiet and Bradley, but the to¬tal amount of ability that she is devot¬ing to the “life of reasons ’ is probablygreater than ever before. The phil¬osophically mim'ed Rhodes 'chedar ismuch to be envied.I'erhaps a yyord about the conditionof this famous scholarship will not beamiss. To compete for it, a man mu-thave reached nineteen and imt passedtwenty-five, and he must be at leasta Sophomore in his college, lie maycompete either in the state in whichhe lives, or the state in which he hasreCeiveti his college training. In theold days he had to take an examina¬tion, covering mathematics. Latin andGreek; but finding that this ruled outsome of our ablest men, the trustee'generously dropped this re()uirement.so that appoints are noy\ made on thebasis of the man’s record and of afairly extended personal interview bya State Committee. These committeesmake appointments u) thirty-tyvostates every year; applications are uuein October; the aiipointment' arc aii-nounced in December. The .Kinericansecretary for the scholarships is Presi¬dent Frank .Aydelotte, of Syvarthmoret’ollege. .''w arthmore. Pa., yvho. in\iew of the continually enlarging com¬petition. lias established a special of¬fice for the ansyyerlng of student in¬quiries and the handling of scholar-shi)) busine,".Official Callcf^eFEATEPNITYcJewelrvBadges -Pmj^s-A'oveiiiesPIPi:.k> cS^CO,31 N. STATE 3T. AT THE ARTINSTITUTE(Continued from page 3)recently installed m two large galler¬ies; the Rosenyyald collection of rareglas' now exhibited in .\merica forthe first time; the Publii' .'school .\rtsociety ccdlectioiis of retiroductionsfrom fannais ipaimings; the annual ex¬hibition ol 'plendid photogr.ii'hs bythe ( hicago ('amera chib. I'hese areSlime of the temiiorary exhihitioiisw inch the visitor may now see .at the..\rt institute. t )ne hundred .and ti\e .iother galleries lamtain the perimtiieiit ;Collections. i WITH LOVE TO MARYA SERIES OF ANECDOTES(t'ontinued from jiage .3) •least seven and a half feet in heightami so broad was hi' bulky sh.adoyythat Migg' that lu had come face toface with ,a bull rather th.an a hmu.The giant came to a sudden sto;) whenhe became ,aw.art' of Migg'. then .ap¬proached him.“Give me a match!” he growled.Miggs produced a match and lit it.In the momentary flare he w .is ableto discern the feature' of .i giant negroa Singhalese. y\ho y\as fiercely eyeinghi' every inoyac The negro bent overand held his cigtirette to the flame.When it was lit lu 'tood 'ilent for .imoment in the dark. .\U one could secwas the glare of hi' cig.arette. Migg'started to proceed up the r.>ad.“Wait a miuute!" demanded the ne¬gro. "Give me a cigarette!”Miggs turned around. “I don’t be¬lieve 1 have one.” he said. He placedhis hand inside of his shirt on his gun.pretending to hunt for a package ofcigarettes. “N'o. I smoked the lastone.”"Xo,” cried the negro, and h.ecaught Miggs by the throat with iiispowerful haiuls. Befi.re the negro wasable to closi^ hi' fingers in a de.ithlock aruund his neck, .Miggs had lirawiihis gun. placed it against the negro’sbreast and fired. The giant 'lumpedto the ground without ;i cry iir a'Oiiii, the bullet having pierced hisheart.”Yes. you’ll hear about it. It ha])-I'ciied jii't last night. By John Hartwell\\’fave on, and spin thy net to catchthe soulsInfatuated by a dream, for true1 he man is lost w ho. dead, believedhe knewHi.s passion’s rest in fanning burnedout coals.Long nights and days on end man’splanet rolls'On destined course—and here, walled-in by blue jN’ifility treads ’customed paths. The Idew IEach morning pearls the night-dream- ied, phantom goals.IThen weave, thou Muse of love, make jfirm thy net.Of dreams the web. and strong, lest [men forget. !Much lost perchance in thought ofpassion’s lure,.\nd cringing from its fire, the poetlivesRepeating prayers and hoping to se¬cure^ oiith’s endless love, and with it alllove gives. ^ any orclfcstral accompaniment, hut file1 thinty-odd voices displayed precisitm' of harmony.One cannot soon forget the simpletunes that meander througlunit theplay. The finale remains for hours amirecurrs intermittently.“Poor wandering ones!Though ye have surely strayed.Take heart of grace.Your steps retrace,Poor wandering ones!”()ue learus to aiipreciate the keenperception of human nature these art-i'ts had, and to sympathize with their !disgust with anything superficial andfoppish. I Chinese LecturerHere Next Week‘‘('Ibanging (fhina and Christianity” jwill he the subject of three lectures ito he delivered by the Reverend Tim- Iothy Tingfang Lew, Monday and jTuesday, May 7 and 8 in Taylor hall, |5757 University .Avenue, under the Iauspices of the .\lden Tuthill Founda- !tion. :The Reverend Doctor Lew is on ileave of absence from Yenching Uni¬ versity in Pekin, China, where he hasbeen Dean of the Faculty of Theology.He is a graduate of Yale and Colum¬bia universities and the author ofmany books on education in bothChinese and English. He is presidentof the General Board of the ChianChristian Educational .Association.^nd was China’s the;Vorld iL’iti.lrtd OrdeiTn 1927. , . r )and was ChiWorld192• Doctor Lew di^i^lV^nother lec-|ture serfrr at -the ‘School of Theology.'BEST SELLERSTHE PIRATES(Continued from page 3)ilu' intended 'Ii[)> of the foiqiish Major-General Stanley. The choni.' is per¬fectly hleiulcd. the iiu»st notable of jwhich is probably the tran.'po>ition o; ja ])arody of poetry into a hyiiiual. |Thi> number was pre'ented without ^ (Continued from page d) 1MtrrHER’ L\J)L\.’’ by Kather lu ;.Mayo. Harcourt Brace vY Co. I his ,account of some aspects ot Indian Isociety is furnishing .Americans with jlively, if not accurate, infi.iriiiation.*!Reviewed June 22 ($3.75).•STRANGE IN'l’ERLUDE. ” by Ifu-■gene O’Neill. Boiii & Liveright. [This play, in which the dramatist !steals some of the novelist’s bestpsychological thunder, is as good ito read as to see; perhaps better.Kieviewed in “I.iglits Dciwii.’ btb-jruary 22. ($2.50).M. E. VASLOW’SPrescriplion Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, IILToniteCollegiateFUN AND FROLICM. S. DepartmentMay Change UniformThe uniform to be affected nextyear hy the members of the Cniver-sity military unit may differ raiiieallyfrom the present one as a I'esult ofthe vote being cast by the eadet.s inthe unit to determine whether a <lis-tinctive uniform shall replace the reg¬ulation outfit.The attractive effect produced hythe distintive garb of the West Pointor ( ulver cadet, as well as others inlarge universities in the Unitedj .States, has been instrumental in agi-i tating this desire for change at the1. riivei’sity. The military club is con¬ducting the vote. Every Friday- - AT - -Club Katinka(DBKTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL ‘12«8 E. 63rd St. (Sear Woodlawn Ave.)Ti lppliono Hyde Park 3080Rtuinners' Class every Monday Evening at8:0U. 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Garard of Chicago staged a sen¬sational match with Lehman somingin with 2 joints to Garard’s one. Inthe other singles Mudge (C), beatTraylor (Pi, 3-0, McEIroy (C). beatThomas (P), 3-0, and Debs (C), beatCook (P), 3-0. The points are count¬ed on the basis of one for the firstnine holes winner, one for the secondnine and one for the low total scorefor the eighteen. Garard and Leh¬man tied for low .score in the morn¬ing round with 81 apiece.In the afternoon best ball fohr-somes I^ehman and Thomas of Pur¬due won the other Boilermaker pointswhen the bested McEIroy and Garard2-0. Mudge and Debs topped Cook(Continued on page To night at eight o’clock the firstbout in the All-University wrestlingmatch will begin in Bartlett gym andabout fifty grapplers will compete forschool honors.The meet will set a record for at¬tendance at a mat tourney at the Mid¬way as the business men’s clubs, theLions 'and Kiwanis organizations ofHyde Park have signified their inten¬tions of attending in force.Large EntryThe entry list for the meet is ex¬ceptionally strong, most of the mencompeting either being varsity wrest¬lers or numeral winners. The 128 lb.class with eight entries heads the list.In its ranks are Hyman and Atler,numeral winners, and Winning andI>overdee of the varsity.Dyer, last year’s interscholasticchampion will make a strong bid forfirst honors in the 148 lb. division.Rushman, Changnon, and Capt. Pen-stone, all of the varsity are expectedto provide diversion at 158 lbs., whileSonsery, Greenebaum, and Cobb, ofthe team are the heavyweights.Karre Krogh, Olympic andidate willput on an exhibition during the even¬ing. Phi Kap, Kappa NuDelta Chi VictorsOn I-M ScheduleMichigan State HasOnly Co-ed Fencer(Inly one co-cd in the United Statesclaims membership on a varsity fenc¬ing team, and West Branch, MichiganState college claims her.Miss .Audrey Glenn is the womanmember of the fencing team. In yesterday’s card of I. M. play¬ground games, Knudson of Phi Kap¬pa Sigma pitched a no-hit, no-rungame against Sigma Nu while he andRidge, his team-mate, managed toscore a run apiece to cinch the game,2-0.Kappa Nu 23; T. K. E. 3Kappa Nu in the biggest avalanceof the day swamped the hard fightingT. K. E. squad by the score of 23 to3. Stackler, K. N. pitcher tossed anexcellent game, and scored two homeruns as did Barton, shortstop. Bas-tian, of T. K. E. tried hard but lackedsupport.In a game that was made unique bythe fact that the victors used only sixmen. Delta Chi bested the Phi Pi Phi’sby the score of 21 to 12. Roterus andHarlacher were the stars of the gamewith two homers each. OAK PARK SEEKSNINTH TRACK TITLE Post DrawingsFor Women’s NetTournament TodayHave Won In State MeetEight TimesEnormous TurnoutFor V isconsin SquadMadison, Wis.—Nearly two hundredambitious huskies are training here atCamp Randall stadium in what prom¬ises to be the most successful springfootball practice ever held at the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin.Sixteen members of last fall’s Bad¬ger grid squad reported the first day.The veteran Badger backs who areworking to outclass the flock of sopho¬more recuits are Gene Rose, Neil(Continued in column 5) Oak Park high school of Chicagowill be seeking its ninth state tracktitle when more than 600 prep starsgather at the University of Illinoisfor the state finals Friday and Satur¬day, May 18 and 19.Eight times the suburbanites havetaken home the shield denoting firstplace in all things track within thestate. University high of Chicago isnext with five victories and Engle¬wood has acquired the title four timesin the 33 years of competition. ‘But seven schools have been honor¬ed by more than once being trackchampion of the state. Twice LaGrange and Forrest won the honor inClass B before the present districtsystem was established. In 1899 and1900 the Bell-Dougherity two-manteam brought Biggsville to promin¬ence by slipping over from the west¬ern boundary and taking home thetitle. Rockford high is the other two-time winner, in 1896 and 1927.Senn high of Chicago was the firstchampion under the district systeminstalled in 1926. Fifty-five schoolsbroke into the point column last year,Rockford winning with 19 1-2 pointsand Oak Park ranking second with15 1-2.The usual big week end of enter¬tainment is planned. Drawings for the annual women’stennis tournament have been made andthe matches are posted on the bulle¬tin in the basement in Ida Noyes hall.All matches in the first set shouldlie played off by Tuesday, May 8.Women who are entered in thetournament are asked to keep a closewatch on the bulletin to learn theirmatches and the time they should beplayed off. Margaret Force, W. A. A.representative in charge of the tourna¬ment urges that the entrees play theirmatches off according to the scheduleso that the tournament may be runas quickly and as smoothly as possible.The bulletin board also gives noticeof a similar tourney to be held liy thegolfers. Many of the women are ingolf classes and a good tournament isexpected. HOME TEAM HOLDSEDGE IN HITTINGTeam Weak In Meeting“Pinches”(('ontinued from column 3)Hayes, and Don Dunaway, halfbacks;and Harold Rebholz. Lewis Smith andJack Linden, fullbacks. Capt. RubeWagner, Herman McKaskle andGordy Connor, regular linemen lastfall, and Jim Davies 'and John Kow-alsky, ends, have been setting the pacefor the forwards.Charging, blocking and some pass¬ing and receiving have been prescrib¬ed in liberal doses "tJo ^e squad, butnext week will find the boys diving in¬to some real rough work, according toCoach Glenn Thistlethwaite. The Maroons travel out to Madisoftto meet the Badger baseball team onSaturday, the game being designatedof “Civic Club ‘Day’’ by the Wiscon¬sin athletic department.The Chicago baseball team showeda lack of experience in the last Pur¬due game and gave away the tilt onsome bad “boners.” Zimmerman seemsto be recovering from his ailment'^and should be in top form t(^ turnback the Badgers for his second winof the season. The Maroons have beenpounding the apple at a good clij) huthave fallen down noticeably in hittingiu the pinches. It must not be forgot¬ten that Coach Crislcr started theseason with a “green” team and thusfar his boys have only lost two games,both extra inning gamcis' and one runmargin victories.The work of Coach Lowman’s Wis¬consin hoys in their early conferencegames has far surpassed the expecta¬tions of the most optimistic fan. TheBadgers scored five runs in the ninthinning to hand Illinois its fir.st defeatof the season. They trimmed North¬western 8-2, and lost their only gameof the season to Iowa by a score of5-4 after twelve innings.AnnouncingThe Opening ofOur New Store1459 E. 57th StreetSATURDAY, MAY 5thBURT CLARK, BooksellerIPage Six THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MAY 4. 1928PRETENSION’Tis fashion most conventionalWhen feelings that are sensualUpon us do descend.To say it is the cosmic urge.To chant a said poetic dirgeAnd thereupon to blendOur lips with him who likewise feelsEnough romance to buy our meals—Ah, love, let us pretend!—ZimA'l TKi'. r.i.'>nu‘r.; writing: a ter¬ribly hot heat h.i,> Misieringly liescend-eci u])i)ii the Mar ion otTine. >imultaiie-ousl>, the boys have removed theirvests and coats; white shirt-sleeveshave been rolled up above bashful mas¬culine elbows. And the yirls. eyeini;these ungainly male elbow jiroteber-ances for the hr'! tiiiie. understandwhy they are called funny-bones.MARGARET D.I do not praise my lady’s eyes or hair,Her voice, her speech, her walk—thosegracious arts;For while these are the things thatmade her fair.The whole is more than the componentparts.My tribute to her thus shall be In¬scribed :—In but one word—“perfection”- she’sdescribed.—Cynara’s ScribeTHE usherettes at the .\delpha The¬atre wear gangster costumes—cap,sweater, pants, et cetera—to match theoutfits worn by the actors who arebeer-runners on the stage. If this iiol-icy of synchronizing the usherettesand the production continues, near¬sighted persons should get a big kick-while being shown to their seats at“.Artists and Models."Why, the Mortar’s Always Pass WithE’s!Dear George:I see where the University is goingto put the picture of .Mr. Rockefelleron all mid-term flunk notices. Nastyfavoritism, I call it. Where only Mor¬tar Boards can see it. huh?!—Captain AbsoluteTHE MERCURY is steadily risingin the thermometer. Further eftorts atputting out this column for today areimpossible. Keep Kool With Kool-idge'—GEO-G.BARBER SHOPWe’re a university shopfor university students.AL 1. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’sFRENCHLE.SSO.NS AM) HELP TO STUDENTSBY FORMER TUTOR (woman) GRAD¬UATE OF UNIV. OF NANCY.FRANCE. VERY REASONABLE.TELEPHONE SOUTH SHORE 0959TOWER THEATRE63rd at BlackstoneContinued 1-11 p. m.McCALL . BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS40-TALENTED STARS-40%in conjunction withLatest Feature Photoplays CHICAGO GOLFERS BEATI PURDUEtContinued from sports page)and Taylor of Purdue in the secondfoursome on every count, winning3-0. Lehmans 73 on his afternoonround was the best score of the dayfor the eighteen holes and he also ledwith a 154 for his morning and after¬noon total. Garard finished close be¬hind with a 75 on his out round in theafternoon. His total for the matchwas 156.The other Chicago scores were allvery good, onsidering the tournamentinexperience, the high wind and thepoor condition of the Olympia Fieldsgreens which would not hold placeshots. McElroy made a total of 157for the day, Mudge got 83-80-163, andDebs finished in 83-84-167.Chaplin, MastersCome to Tivoli It'harlic Chaplin in “The Circus"has been billed at the Tivoli Theatre, ilocal Ralaban and Katz house, as the (coming feature production. P'rankie |Masters and his band and a stage pre¬sentation known as “Milady's Fan,"comi)lete the offering.CLASSIFIED ADSYoung women as reader and assist¬ant to young blind girl afternoons.Tel. Fairfax 6000, apt. 825.6 YOUNG WOMENA large corporation will interview 1young women for permanent posi- , tions, age 21 to 25, neat appearance,i living at home, college education,short hours and good salary. 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