MAV 8 JgjT]« ..»■^ •'*•'■ tjf ■ VFriarstain at r /Skull and Crej.^DMice. f’-i'aaj Track Intel scho>lastic Commissionmeets in Commonstoday at 12.Vol. 28. No. 102. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. MAY 2, 1928Main StreetBy Al E. Widdifield/ hear America singivg, the variedtarols I hear.— Walt Whitman.We are living in a great age, saidan Optimist the other day. I wouldnot have preferred to sit about thetable at Mermaid Tavern and listento the sly mots of Ben Jonson, orto have drank tea with Oliver Wen¬dell Holmes on Beacon street, oreven sat with Socrates in the houseof Cephlaus at the Piraeus, than tohave seen the Revolution of 1915come and to have felt it go.The Revolution of 1915? we ask¬ed. M-m-m. What’s it?There we have it, said the Optim¬ist looking at me with the air ofone who has just revealed the familywill in a fire-place niche. Speak ofit and people gape with the near¬sightedness of a certified account¬ant.Yes, in 1915 there occured themost marked shift in the Americanintellectual world that has occuredsince Walt Whitman saidCome Mme, migrate from Greece andIonia.Crosn out, pleane, those immenselyoverjmid accounts.and,.1 mouse is miracle enough to stag¬ger sextillions of infidels?Those lines were a manifesto ofa new generation. In 1915 camethe expression.You mean that it was then thatDr. Mencken and his circle first be¬gan babbling about homoboobiensand Rotary clubs.It was a ge.sture of the Revolu¬tion, he said. It was a characteristicof the new attitude that has beenso preyed upon by Sinclair Lewis andhis ilk. It was the contagion of selfconsciousness that swept over .Amer¬ica like ic.fiuenza. The west beganto be heard from, Sandburg begansinging of the steel mills and the sunbaked corn fields. The bohemianslike Hecht and Bodenheim lost theirhats from Indiana and Iowa and puton black ones and began inventingnew images. Anderson told ofWinesburg, Ohio, Dreiser drew pic¬tures of Chicago business men. EvenWilliam Dean Howells was forgot¬ten and the new literary childrenplayed about boistrously in the newfound freedom. What could be amore marked era. We lived in itand through it. A week or so agoSinclair Lewis tried to reiterate theold line that has been so popular andit fell flat. He wrote a whole vol-umn about a certain Mr. Schmaltz,who knew Coolidge, and how' hetalked on a Pullman. The fact is,the time has come when all thetravelling salesmen and carpetsweeper demonstrators know what aBabbit is. It’s their joke. They’vebeen informed of the new earmarks.The revolution, as far as literatureis concerned, is ending. And nowwill come the new sanity, the age ofreal production. I tell you we’re liv¬ing in a great age.* ♦ ♦There seems to be an epidemic ofold fashioned influenza going aboutthe campus these days. Someone toldme it was called the “walking flu’’because you could be infected, feelpunk, and still not feel justified inconfining yourself beneath grand¬mother’s comforter. These folksthat “walk abroad’’ bearing withthem their aching bones and snuffynoses are said to be the ones whohave spread the affliction round andabout. The first indication of thisclandestine flu is a feeling that re¬minds one of the time he was runover by a beer truck, providing heever was. Every bone has its coylittle individual ache. Get out yourmustard plasters and be ready forthe plague.* « *“The Bridge of San Luis Rey”does not appear among the NewYork Herald-Tribune's list of the(Continued on page 4) McCOY, WHITNEY HEAD DRAMATISTSFRIARS STARS TOREVEAL HITS ATHONOR CLUB HOPSong and Dance MenEntertain CampusOn May 11Stars of the Blackfriar productionwill give the only public exhibitionof Blackfriar steps and lyrics beforethe opening of the show on May 18at the fi#al dance of the two Soph¬omore honor societies. Score club andSkull and Crescent, to be held Fridayevening. May 11 at the ShorelandAmong the stars who will demon¬strate their wares at the sophomorehonor society dance are “Hank”Paulman, who has been in the Black¬friar casts for the last two yearsand formerly starred in the SouthShore country club follies, and RobRoy McGregor, who has a leadingpart in this year’s show.Others actors who will entertainwith sample bits of the Blackfriarshow have not yet been selected, butDexter Masters, president of Scoreclub, states that “quality and quan¬tity will not be lacking”The University Book store, Rey¬nolds clubhouse and members of theSophomore societies are agencies fordance tickets.SENIOR GIFT DRIVECAPTAINS MEET INIDA NOYES FRIDAYCaptains of the drive for moneyfor the class gift, the Burton Mem¬orial Professorship fund, were an¬nounced yesterday by Ken Rouse,Senior president. He asked that allpersons appointed meet him in thelobby of Ida Noyes, Friday, May 5,at 12:45.The team captains are Ruth Boyd,George Dygert, Catherine Fitzger¬ald, James Flexner, Marion Garber,.41bert Gordon, Charles Harris, Mar¬tin Hayes, Wilfred Heitman, CarolHess, Paul Hoaglund, GertrudeHolmes, Eliot Johnson, FrancesKendall, Helen King, Edgar Koretz,Kaare Krogh, Paul Lewis, DorothyLow, John .McDonough, Robert Mas-say, Roselle Moss, I^aura Reynolds,Katherine Rose, Ken Rouse, Mar¬jorie Van Benschoten, and EleanorWilkins.Plan EntertainmentFor W. A. A. DinnerRoller skating, deck tennis, andbowling will furnish entertainmentfof the guests of the W. A, A. In¬itiation Dinner to be held ThursdayMay 10 at 5:30 in the sunparlor ofIda Noyes hall. Dorothy Rolloff is incharge of the dinner and Helen Wal¬ter of ticket sales according to anannouncement made by Alice Wiles,president.Tickets may be procured for six¬ty cents from any of the members onthe sales committee. They are: Elea¬nor Aldrin, Ruth Budd, Francis Carr,Clair Davis, Martha Janota, SinahKitzing, Kathryn Madison, FrancesNelson, Marjorie Miller, Mary Sher¬man and Marion White.DISTRIBUTE PHOENIXCOMMISSIONS TODAYCommissions for the sale of lastmonth’s Phoenix will be distributedthis afternoon at 2:30. All womenwho sold Phoenixs and have not yetreceived their commissions have beenasked to call at this time at thePhoenix office. Suzanne Kern wasthe high mark saleswoman, havingsold one hundred copies. Claire Da¬vis sold eighty-five copies. Famous NaturalistGives Campus TalkErnegt Thompson Seton, famousnaturalist, is to speak on “Out¬door Rccieation and NatureStudy” before the Zoology andBotany clubs at 4:30 Monday,May 7 in the University clinicsassembly room. Mr. Seton was se¬cured as a speaker by AssociateProfessor Warder C. Allee of thezoology department.Next week’s program at whichMr. Seton will speak should be themost appealing one offered thisyear by the two clubs,” declaredProfessor Henry C. Cowles, chair¬man of the botany department.Mr. Seton, who has served asgovernment naturalist in Mani¬toba, Canada, is well-known forhis studies of birds and mammalsboth to scientists and the public.He is especially versed in In¬dian sign languages and wood¬craft.Relation of ChapelTo City DiscussedBy H. J. Smith Seniors to BeginAnnual MoustacheRace at 12 TodayBy Edwin LevinPencil-line streamers, full-grownbeavers, and insipid sprouts will begiven a strong impetus when the an¬nual senior moustache race ouens to¬day. At noon, just in front of Cobbhall, “Doc” Bratfish will fire the gunthat officially sanctions the mara¬thon. Two weeks will be allowed toall contestants to induce act.ve ton-sorial growth. At the end of thatperiod “Doc” will survey the productsof student aspiration and select thewinner..411 seniors are compelled to enterthe classic, and, according to firmlyestablished tradition, this is the oneoccasion when each must prove hisright to membership in the class. Forall who have not induced a fairly lux¬uriant growth will be baptised in theBotany pond.Irwin 1927 WinnerAs the retiring students preparefor the grand finale of their man¬hood’s assertion they will be guidedby the example of Al Irwin who wonout in a laat minute rush last year.Despite the favor which Bucky Har-(Continued on page 4)Henry Justin Smith will speak on“The University Chapel—it’s Rela¬tion to Chicago” at the Universityreligious service in Bond Chapel onWednesday night.Mr. Smith is at present managingeditor of the Chicago Daily News.His connection with the Universityof Chicago dates from his position onthe campus foi> a time two years agoas public relations manager followingKusse Pierce. His life has been large¬ly spent in journalism and he wasconnected with the Daily News formany years preceding his positionat the University.This talk will make the third of aseries that has been given at tireWednesday night meetings on thenew University Chapel. Lorado Taft(Continued on page 4)OREGON DEAN HASOTHER CARES THANREBELIOUS STUDENTSStudents are not the only worryof Charles E. Newton, dean of theschool of Mines at Oregon state col¬lege, as revealed by the letters whichhe has received from prospectorsthroughout the state who have senthim samples of ore to »be assayedby students at that unviersity.“Now you get bise and let meknow wot I got or you will lose youjop prity sun,” read one of the let¬ters which he received from a pros¬pector in soluthern Oregon. “Youmust think I greene. You ar mistak¬en in it.”“I am sending you some coal ina tomato can,” writes another.One uncomplimentary letter read.“Now that assaying you done for meis not worth the paper it is writtenon.’ CUBE PLAYERS GIVE‘MASTER BUILDERS’ ATEMIL HIRSCH CENTERCube artists are diverging fromthe usual type of play this week, andwil present their fii’St impressionisticattempt Thursday evening at theEmil G. Hirsch Center, 47th and So.Park at 8:30, according to the di¬rectors.Hendrik Ibsen’s “Master Builders”will be the play presented. It hasbeen directed by Louis Hosch, thesettings and scenery have been ar¬ranged by Howard Graves, art stu¬dent.There will be a reception and danc¬ing after the program. .4dmission isone dollar.This play follows the three dramasSunday evening at this time. TheLincoln Center players gafd some ex¬ceptionally unique pantomine mono¬logues, which received the approvalof the audience. Keutzer and ChoirEnd Concert SeriesClyde Keutzer, star of last yearBlackfriars’ show, was the soloisttoday with the University Choir,at the final concert of the Univer¬sity Symphony series. Keutzersang with great charm and finish¬ed style to an audience which ac¬cepted him with enthusiasm.The singing of the Choir, underthe direction of Mack Evans, wasone of the most pleasing per¬formances of the season in Man-del Hall. The Choir’s program in¬cluded:“Ave, verum corpus”, by dePres (’l521); and “The TurtleDove,” a Folk Song arranged byVaughan Williams, and composi¬tions by Bortniansky, Lotti, Bach,Ivanoff, and Deems Taylor.Mr. Keutzer’s program wasmade up of songs by' Dvorak, Re¬spighi, Arthur Olaf Andersen,Vaughan Williams, Borodin, andRogers. NORMAN EATONNEW TREASUREROF ASSOCIATIONWillett and ElckhartMembers at LargeFor Next YearJoint Heads OfHittite ExpeditionLeave For EastH. H. von der Osten and Dr.Erich Schmidt, joint commanders ofthe University’s Hittite Expeditionwill leave for New York today andare to sail this week for Turkey tocontinue excavations at AlisharHuyka 136 kilometers southeast of.4ngora, the capital of Anatolia in.4sia Minor.Excavations in this site were be¬gun last year, and will be resumedagain about June first, continuing tilllate autumn. A force of 150 nativeswill bo engaged in the work. Im¬portant discoveries are anticipatedfor this year, as the city site, will beexcavated to a sufficient depth..4ccording to Mr. von der Osten,.41ishar Huyuka is a site where many(Continued on page 4)MINNESOTA PREXYFINDS LIFE SORDIDIN MOVIES, NOVELSMystery ‘Play Day’Planned By Frosh“Play-Day” something new and asmysterious yet is promised by theFreshman Women’s club council toamuse the freshman women on theafternoon of Wednesday, May 16.This will be the first project of theFreshman Women’s club this quarterand due to the fact that the clubexists for only three quarters allfreshman women are urged to makethe most of their opportunity, mem¬bers of the council said. The newfreshmen women who entered thisquarter will be welcomed. Hold SymposiumOn Toxic ThyroidResearch work on the toxic thy¬roid will be discussed in a symposiumcentered about the clinical phases ofthe organic chemical at the nextmeeting of the Chicago Society ofInternal Medicine on May 28 at theCity club. Professor Anton J. Carl¬son, chairman of the department ofphysiology, and Joseph L. Miller,clinical professor in medicine, willrepresent the University medicalschool in the symposium. }The remainder of the participantsin the discussion will be Northwest¬ern university men: C( A. Elliott,professor of internal medicine; Ed¬ward L. Jenkinson, assistant profes¬sor of roentgenology and j Harry M.Richter, professor of surgery.-r^'iSCORE SALESWOft^ENTO MEET At NOON , President Lotys Coffman, of theUniversity of Minnesota, told mem¬bers of the Minneapolis Schoolmas¬ters club that the American philos¬ophy of life is disintegrating, andthat the Americans need less egoismand more cooperation.Evidence that the American philos¬ophy of life is disintigrating is seeneverywhere, especially in movies, hesaid.“A competent dramatic critic re¬cently declared that with one excep¬tion there was not a decent show inNew York last year, but many ranfor months. Modern literature is for¬ever thrumming away on sex perver¬sions. Novels dealing with studentlife have been particularly sordid butI am happy to say that I believethem to be unrepresentative of stu¬dent life.” Officers of the Tower players, whowere elected at a business meetingof all the dramatic clubs on campusyesterday afternoon in the Towerroom, are: Eugene McCoy, president;Maurie Hathaway, vice-president;and Hoover Bankard, secretary. Rus¬sell Whitney is president of Gar¬goyles, Dorothy Hartford is vice-president, and John Haeberlin isbusiness manager.Eaton TreasurerNorman Eaton was elected treas¬urer of the Dramatic associationwhich includes the Tower players,Gargoyles, and Mirror, and DorothyCahill was made secretary. The twonew members at large of the as¬sociation are Charlotte Eckhart andHoward Willett.All of the officers, with one ex¬ception, were elected on a white bal¬lot. That is, there was only or e per¬son up for each office. Russ Whit¬ney, retiring treasurer of the associa¬tion, gave the financial status of theassociation, which he considered goodconsidering the new student ticketmanagement.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, faculty ad¬visor of the Dramatic association,asked that members begin to thinkabout new plays for next year.Beatrice Lillie, titled English starof “Oh. Please,” and Vice-PresidentFrederick C. Woodward were guestsof honor at the annual Spring ban-! quet of the Dramatic Association,held yesterday evening in the coffeeshop. Miss Lillie, Lady Robert Peelin private life, left early because ofj her evening performance,I Woodward Speaksj Vice-President Woodward spokeon his interest in the work of thej Dramatic association. He made pub-I lie plans for the new addition to Ry-erson laboratory, which is to back upagainst Mandel hall, and in whichspace is to be left for an enlarge¬ment of the Mandel stage.(Continued on page 4)j: IFlorence Hierzman, ch^man ofScore sales for the Black¬friar production, and her assistant.Roselle Moss, have asdiml; Rll- womeninterested in selling scores to reporttoday at 12 in Cobh i'ifi.'Pictures ofthe authors and officetBy.oi Black¬friars are included. ^ the scoreswhich will be sold at all four even¬ing performances and at two mat¬inees. Enroll for English103 Exemption TestStudents wishing to be exemptedfrom taking English 103 shouldmake application in the Examiner’soffice, Cobb 106, before May 5, theday of the examination. Office hoursof the Examiner are 10-12, and 2-4.The examination will be given inHarper Mil, Saturday morning.May 5, between 9 and 12. Studentsfrom other institutions who havebeen granted 18 majors of advancedstanding, or have one major in Eng¬lish 101 and major in elective com¬position, are eligible to take thetest. . Make ImprovementsOn Campus GroundsSpring is being officially welcom¬ed by the department of Buildingsand Grounds The evidences of thisare seen in the new privet hedgesand shrubbery beds in the Medicalquadrangle, the four elms that havejust been planted around Whitmanlaboratory, and the new walks fromCobb to Harper library. These walkswill be flagstone when they settle,but are temporarily cinder.Workmen have started to level offthe ground around the new chapelwhich at present is about five feethigher than street level. When thechapel is completed the ground willbe sodded.SCHOLARSHIP HEADSCONFER IN REYNOLDSCommittee co-chairman managingthe scholarship interscholastic ex¬aminations to be held Friday, May11, will meet today at 3:30 in roomC of the Reynolds club to draw upplans for the project.The co-diairmen are: Leila Whit¬ney, George Pidot, Harriet Hatha¬way, Louis* Engel, Eleanor Scully,Carl Hendrickson, Charlotte Eckhart,Russell Whitney, Annette Allen,Bob McKinlay, Muriel Parker andKen Rouse.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1928Slifp iatlg iiaronnFOUNDED IN l»0lTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed morninKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during; the Autumn,Winter and Spring; quarters by TTie Daily Marcon Comp.’.ny. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $l.uo per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardCharx's H. Gooo Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da-^on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert FisherRobert KleinJack McBrady ...Wallace NelsonJames Paddock ...Earle M. StockerRichard GrossmanSidney HessRobert NicholasAngus HortonStanley Dicker Advertising ManagerAdvertising ManagerCirculation ManagerClassified Ad ManagerOffice ManagerAss't. Advertising Mgr.Dowt’n RepresentativeCirculation Assistant. Circulation AssistantAuditorovertising CorrespondentDEXTER WRIGHT MASTERS, Night EditorI ( THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac~nvity avd scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvemaut of tKo Tomr Book.9. Abolition of £’-11 and establishment of group libraries.COLUMBIA TAKES UP THE TORCHSome time ago we pointed out in these columns the salientfeatures of the university of the future in the mind of PresidentMax Mason. It is a university w^hich “educates through partic¬ipation in research” and has for its slogan “Opportunity notCompulsion.” Now we learn that a revised plan of undergrad¬uate study, displacing the present curriculum of twenty years’standing and designed to open new and larger intellectual vistasto the student, will go into effect next September at ColumbiaUniversity.The plan is almost identical with that on which PresidentMason has often lectured in connection with his ideal university.The first two years will be devoted to “orientation and discovery.”The junior and senior years will be given to genuine work in prep¬aration for graduate study, or for “the yet more serious businessof living a useful and high-minded life.”The new plan includes such innovations as lecture coursesdemanding neither prerequisites nor examinations, and readingcourses given cooperatively in different but allied departmentsof study. Discussing the program and its aims President Nich¬olas Murray Butler said;'‘Any student who satisfactonly completes the tvork of thefreshman and sophomore years will have gained a good generaleducation of junior college grade. Should he not desire furthercollege training, he ivill have accomplished something that isdefinite and most helpful in making him an intelligent citizen.Skillful advisers ivill come to know each student, his needs andhis ambitions, and aid him to reach those decisions affecting hiscareer which will he correct.“Another most important principle has entered into themaking of the new program. Every effort has been made tomeasure progress toivard the bachelor’s degree in terms of realachievement rather than in terms of prescribed courses, or hours,or points, or anything of the kind.“A student who can show that he is competent to omit anyof the courses ordinarily prescribed for undergraduates will beencouraged to do so. He will thus gain opportunity to take upstudies for which he is ready and in which he is interested, nolonger merely marking time in a group which bores and discour¬ages him while other less well-prepared students are trying tocatch up with him.”Columbia has seemingly stolen a march on Chicago. Chi¬cago will be looking on when Columbia begins its great experi¬ment in September. Chicago’s interest will not be a detachedinterest: she will analyze every possible angle of the practicalworkings of the new plan, and weigh the results. And if the planis relatively successful at Columbia, it seems highly probable thatit will be introduced in its main essentials at the University inthe Sepember of 1929. OFHCIAL NOTICESWednesday, May 2Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per-1sonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills, Department of Psychology. '8. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, conducted by 1the Divinity Faculties, for all mem- 1hers of the University. President F. |C. Southworth, Meadville Theological |School. 11:50. Joseph Bond chapel.Mathematical club: “Surfaces inFive Dimensional Space.” Miss M. M.Beenken. “Extension of Pascal’s The¬orem to Space of n-Dimensions.” Mr. IC. A. Rupp. 4:15, Ryerson 37,Psychology Journal club. “Condi¬tioned Salivary Secretions Inducedby Morphine.” Assistant ProfessorNathaniel Kleitman, Department ofPhysiology. 4:30. Psychology lA.The Zoology club. “EndocrineWeights in Brown Leghorns.” Dr.Mary Juhn. 4:30. Zoology 29.The University Religious Service,“The University Chapel—Its Relationto Chicago.” Henry Justin Smith,Managing Editor, the “Chicago DailyNews.” 7-8. Joseph Bond chapel.History of Religious club. Associ¬ate Professor Eustace Haydon, De¬partment of Comparative Religion.7:30. Ida Noyes hall.Congregational club. “Student Lifein India.” Mr. Appadurai Aaron. Cal- jcutta, India. 8. 1164 East 58 th St.,Thursday, May 3.Radio Lectures: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills, Department of Psychology’.8. Station W’MAQ. “English Usage.”Dr, Mildred E. Lambert. 10. StationWMAQ.Religious service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. rh*ofessor CharlesA. Gilkey. 11:5'). Joseph Bond cha¬pel.Public Lecture (Downtown) : -“Ju¬daism.” Dr. Louis L. Mann. 6:45. TheArt Institute.Disciples Club: "A Symposium ofthe International Convention.” 7.University Church of the Disciples.We’il takeyour oldTypewriter!It has a tradc-i.ivalue and we canmakeyouan allow¬ance on it towardthe purchase ofA NewCORONAYou can’t gowrong on Corona.It is the last wordin portables and isbuilt to stand harduse.Quick repairs, too.fUniveriity of ChicagoBookstore5802 Ellis AvenueChicago, Illinois. FINCHLEy\ ACCORDS PRIME CON¬SIDERATION TO THE DEVELOPMENTOP'\CLO\rHES WHICH WILL IMPRESSAND SATISEV COLLEGE MENWHO REQUIRE DISTINCTION ANDCORRECTNESS. IT IS PARTICU¬LARLY DESIRED TO HAVE ITUNDERSTOOD THA T THE VER YEXCELLENT STYLES PRESENTEDFOR SPRING ARE SECURABLE ATFORTY^FIVE DOLLARSAT^D MOREREAD K- TO- PL T-O.S'TAILORED AT FASHION PARKPERSONA/. ATTESjjoN Wll.L PE. E-XTENIUDBY A REPRESENTA-riyK OE YOUR SC//OOI.ASK FORJOHN B. MARSHALLScore ClubSkull and CrescentINFORMALDANCEShoreland Hotel Friday, May 11Nine UntU OneMUSIC BY WALTER EDEN AND BENSON’S REDCOATS ' ItJ IBaseball nine loses sec¬ond tilt to Purdue. OTijeS Tennis team’s lack of ex¬perience causes defeat byN. U.THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. MAY 2. 1928PURDUE NINE WINS RETURN GAME, 6-5CAME GOES TO TENTH INNING: MAROONS jTENNIS TEAM LOSES IN FIRST MATCHHIT MORE BUT ARE OUTSMARTEDBY BOILERMAKERS; PASS UP CHANCESFive Hits Net Purdue Six Runs; Maroons Hit Nine TimesTo Score Five; Victors Use Old TricksTo Get RunsBOX SCOREChicago ab r h poAnderson, ss 5 2 2 3Davis, rf 4 0 10Priess, If 5 12 3Hoerger, cf 3 0 1 1Wingate, c 4 116♦Gordon, 3b 4 0 1 1Holahan, 2b 4 0 1 5Cooper, lb 4 0 0 10Zimmerman, p 4 1 0 0♦Knowles 0 0 0 037 5 9 29♦ Batted for Gordon in thePurdue ab r h poPlock, rf 2 10 3Heberer, s», 5 10 3Wilcox, 2b 4 110Harmeson, cf 5 0 2 2Rabe, lb 4 0 0 1Ramby, If 5 0 0 2Eichmann, c 4 1 1 7Lyle, 3b 2 10 1Maxton, p 2 10 233 6 5 21 0 00 00 022 4ninth.0 04 23 00 00 30 00 01 1210ILUNI GOLF TEAMEXPECTS TO KEEPLAST YEAR’S TITLEBig Ton champions last year andwith an all-time team percentage of.710, Illinois golf squad will attemptto continue the Illini tradition of vic¬tory on the links.Capt. C. M. (Bill) Fish of Jolietis the lone remaining member of theall-star quartet since Kunstadter,Tewksbury and Cockrell acquireddiplomas last June.Golfers, playing their fir.st shotsfor the Orange and Blue, will have ahigh mark of golf efficiency at whichto shjot. Starting the links game in1908, the Illini were triumphant un¬til 1921 without losing a dual match.The first western intercollegiatechampionship fell to Illinois in 1916,after a second place in 1913. Cham¬pionships have been won since thattime in 1923 ajid 1927.This year W.*E. Carter of Wichita,Kan.sas, is the most outstanding play¬er among the supporting cast forFish. A senior, newly eligible. Car¬ter, with Fish, shoots the Urbanacountry club, par 73, from 74 to78, while the squad mates cover the18 holes in from 78 to 85.The freshman squad boasts R. W.Goldwater of Phoenix, Arizona, statechampion of Arizona, and R. B. Mar¬tin of Highland Park, Illinois statechampion.TOWER THEATRE63rd at BlackstoneContinued 1-11 p. m.McCALL - BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITSIO-TALENTED STARS-40in conjunction with.Atest Feature Photoplays Bases on balls—Maxton, 2; Zim¬merman, 4. Strike-outs—Maxton, 5;Zimmerman, 3. Hit batters, Zimmer¬man, 3. Wild throws—Zimmerman,2.Triples—Holahan. Doubles, Har¬meson, Priess. Sacrifice bits—Wil¬cox, Plock, Rabe, Davis, Holahan.Score by innings:Purdue—201 200 000 1—6Chicago—020 020 010 0—5By Bob SternNine baseball players came dow’nfrom Purdue yesterday, set them¬selves up as magicians, managed toget nine other baseball players fromthe University of Chicago to act astheir assistants, and staged a base¬ball game for the entertainment ofa large ssembled udience at three inthe afternon on Crisler Field. Themagicians won the game, 6 to 5, ac¬cording to the usual practiceamongst good magicians.The Purdue men earned the titleof magicians: For the bag that theygave the Maroon men to hold mostcertainly contained only five hits,but the magicians used all of thetricks of the game and in ten inningsof fast work they pulled six runs outof the same bag. The Midway assist¬ants tried the same stunt and putnine hits into the boodle basket butduring the same time they succeededi npulling out only five runs and solost the contest.Strong In FieldIn other words Chicago outhit,outfielded, and almost outpitchedPurdue in the game yesterday butall this amounted to nought againstthe outsmarting that Purdue accom¬plished. The magic Boilermakersstarted their work early in the game.In the first inning they combined asingle, a walk, a sacrifice hit and adouble to bring in two runs. Thehome nine roused by the openingbroadside started out strong. Ander¬son made first on a bad peg, an outcame, Priess slammed out a double,Hoerger walked, and the bases werefull with one out. But then Max-ton, Purdue captain and three yearstar, tightened up with a jerk and(Continued on page 4) Entries Open ToWomen GolfersAccording to Frances Carr, W.A. A. representative in charge ofthis year’s golf tournament, wom¬en interested may sign up byclasses on the poster in the foyerof Ida Noyes hall until Thursdaynoon.The tournament this year willbe played off by classes and nomatches will be made betweenclasses until those within theclasses have been played off..All entrees are asked to meetwith Frances Carr Thursday noonin the corrective gymnasium inIda Noyes hall in order to electclass managers an,d to learn therules of the tournament.ILLINI ALUMNUSOLYMPIC TRAINERConditioner at Ohio StateWins Position.Mike Chambers, former Illini ath¬lete and now trainer at Ohio State,has been named chief trainer of.America’s athletes who will competein the Olympics this summer by Law-son Robertson, chairman of theOlympic committee., The appJntment is one of thehighest honors that can be paid to atrainer. That Mike Chambers is welldeserving of it is proven by the con¬dition of the various Ohio squadssince he has been in charge. Neverbefore have teams representing thatuniversity been nearer physical per¬fection than since Chambers hastaken up the reins.Chambers will begin his duties inBoston, July 10, when the finals forOlympic contestants will be held.The entire Olympic entourage willsail from New York one week laterand Mike will have charge of alltraining activities with three assist¬ant trainers under him. The threeassistants are from New York, Bos¬ton, and Philadelphia.Chambers’ duty will be to condi¬tion track, swimming, boxing, wres¬tling, and fencing athletes. Cham¬bers will return about the middle ofSeptember which will allow him totake up his duties with the 1928 foot¬ball squad. OLYMPIC STARS TOCOMPETE IN STAGGINTERSCHOLASTICFive Thousand InvitationsMailed To PrepLuminaries •The University of Chicago’s twen¬ty-fourth annual national track in¬terscholastic has been designated asan Olympic tryout meet. GeneralDouglas McArthur, president of theOlympic Committee, notified Man¬ager H. O. Crisler yesterday. Themeet will be held on June 1 and 2at Stagg Field.Each year, the Stagg Interscholas¬tic, with an entry list in high schooland academy sections approximatingone thousand, draws the pick of preptrack men. Virtually every famouscollege athlete has first,gained na¬tional recognition in the meet. LeeBarnes of Stanford, who broke theworld’s record in the pole vault lastSaturday, was a member of theOlympic team the year he competedin the Interscholastic.Five thousand invitations and en¬try blanks were mailed out yesterday.The great meet will be open to thepublic without charge.TO DEDICATE INDIANAFIELD HOUSE IN DEC.Indiana university’s new fieldhouse, having a seating capacity of15,000 will be dedicated on Dec. 13with a basketball game with the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania, according toan announcement today by Z. G.tCleveuger, athletic director of thestate university here.The dedication game will bring to¬gether the champions of the EasternIntercollegiate league and the co-chainpions of the Wc^tterq confer¬ence. Pennsylvania was an easy win¬ner of eastern title this year whileIndiana tied with Purdue for firstplace honors in the Big Ten.bEUROPNunri-BushcAnlile-Ifashioned Oxfordsfi"I" o' "STouristThirdCabinCreated for young people.Created for young people,professional andeducational*e. Jolly ent^dlnmentpeople.Moonli Everymoon. low asiate All¬as $385The Chub Nunri-Bush Ankle-FashionedNew Styles ... goodlooks... all colors...snug fit at the ankle. loonlight dancomfort, even ttea. Round tri$184.50. CoExpenseToursMlur:,for 32 days, 15 gloat linersfrom Montreal and Quebecby the short, beautiful St.Lawrence water-boulevard... 2 days less of open sealAtk for dctitttM •• 9Mf .* . . cabinsNimn« Sfioe Sra42 N. Dearborn St.* 115 S. Clark St.32 W. Jackson Blvd. CHICAGO World’s GrsmtMtTrsivol SystemR. S. ELWORTHY, Steamship (jcneralAgent, 71 East Jackson Blvd., TelephoneWabash 1904. (Thicago or any localsteamship agent.For freight apply to W. A. Kittermaster,G. W. F. A., The Rookery, Chicago Tarpon Club WillInitiate On May 4Tarpon club’s quarterly initia¬tion of new members and partyfor “Alums” will be May 4 at 7 :30in the pool of Ida Noyes hall.All new members who are to beinitiated are asked to meet withMary Phillips at noon today in thetrophy gallery in order to preparethe initiation stunt.The Tarpon Bridge Party willbe Thursday at 3:30 in the northreception room. Tickets are $.50and may be secured from anymember of the Tarpon Board.A large crowd will of course bethere for the Tarpon club’s af¬fairs have been well known fortheir excellence. POWERRJL N. U.SQUAD T30 MUCHFOR HOME TEAMInexperienced Maroons PlayUnder GreatHandicapWRESTLING MEETHELD THIS FRIDAYAll-University TournamentAttracts Star GrapplersAn all-university wrestling tourna¬ment will commence Frid,ay nightand will continue for four consecu¬tive Friday evenings. This meet isopen to every student in the univer¬sity, regardless of his scholasticstanding or former athletic competi¬tion.Beginning next Friday there willbe an added atraction in the formof some star wrestlers, of whom the‘first will probably be Lupton ofNorthwestern University who hpldsthe Big Ten, National A. A. U., andnational colegiate championships forthe 125 pound class. With only one varsity man back,the Maroon tennis team, badly hitby ineligibility, lost its first confer¬ence meet of the year to Northwest¬ern by a 7 to 2 score. The Maroonswon only one doubles match and onesingles match.The Purple team looked good andwas too much for Chicago. Nelson,a sophomore, playing his first vars'eytennis match won from Nord ofNorthwestern 6-4, and 6-2, to chalkup the only singles victory for theMaroon squad. Later paired withCalohan, another sophomore alsoplaying his first varsity match, Nel¬son defeated Nord and Phillips of thePurple aggregation, 6-3, 2-6, 6-3, toscore the other Maroon win.Hebert, Barnard, and Roterus allplayed for the first time yesterday incollege circles.Results:Singles: .Nelson (C) beat Nord(N) 6-4, 6-2; Phillips (N) beat Cal-ichan (C) 3-6, 7-5, 6-4; Sheerill (N)beat Lesser (C) 6-2, 6-2; Hoehn (N)beat Hebert (C) 6-4, 6-4; Brooney(N) beat Barnard (C) 6-1, 6-3; Mar¬tin (N) beat Roterus (C) 6-2, 6-3.Doubles: Calohan and Nelson, (C)beat Nord and Phillips (N) 6-3, 2-6,6-3; Sherrill and Hoehn (N) beatHebert and Lesser (C) 6-3, 6-1;'Martin and Wild (N) beat Roterusand Barnard (C) 3-6, 6-3, 6-4.OLYMPIC LIPSTICKSHADES* LIGHTMEDIUMDARKCERISEINVISIBLERtfilU Ohtainablf E9€rymJt*rtNeu* — double size — andspecially shaped to give ex¬quisite, clear-cut outlinesto the lips. The live radiantCoty shades are a subtleglorification of nature’scolouring, imparti ng soft,fresh, satiny beautyin a final dashingexclamationpoint ofcharm.f*age Four THE DAILY MAROON, .WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1928MR. ARNOLD JOHNSON is a gen¬tleman with whom we have no ac¬quaintance, except for^these few bio¬graphical facts that have sifted intothe anterior portion of our nervoussystem from time to time. In themain, he is known as a member ofKappa Sigma and as President of theUndergraduate Council—as theyoung and who precipitated the re¬cent Publications controversy. Weare peace-loving at heart, and duringthis feud we have said nothing; wehave been neutral. Campus-personshave cast blasphemies on the head ofMr. Johnson and we have put ourfingers to our ears. We have beenparticularly careful to neither speaknor hear evil about the harassed fel¬low. Our column has been as abeam of sunshine thawing the dirtyice of campus hatred. In fact, wehave realized with not a little bit¬terness how unjust is the Daily Ma¬roon in its Johnsonian curses, whenArnold, himself, has had no oppor¬tunity to publicly respond.So, when “The Ramblin’ Juliet”sent in a eulogy to Mr. ArnoldJohnson, we decided to print it im¬mediately. We want you people tusee that there are two sides to everyquestion. Yea, verily, the Ramblin’Juliet shall say her say. It has takena woman’s understanding nature tosee the good in this man!We repeat, we do not personallyknow Mr. Johnson. We have seenhim on campus. We have offhandedlyadmired his clean-blondness. Wehave watched him perform brilliantlyat Freshman Mixers in the ReynoldsClub; we have marvelled at the per¬fection of his terpsichorean ability—his glides, his hesitations, his dips.Ah, his dips! Real dips, mind you, notjust stingy little foot-movements inaccentuation of rhythmical melodies.Oh, no—REAL DIPS! ! But we shalllet “The Ramblin’ Juliet tell youwhat SHE thinks about thp dippy Mr.Johnson:I struggleBut allI becomeThe whileMore entwinedIn the chainsThat bindMy loveFor youI amA helplessPrisonerA weak 'And feebleBeingWaiting forYou toFree meWith aWord orTouch ofHand ....—The Ramblin’ JulietTHE SENIOR MUSTACHE RACEstarts today. Many a campus womanwho used to be quite passive willnow justly remark to her ambitiousboy-friend, “None of your lip, youngman!”THE G. A. SAGA(To G. A. —Who Finds It Impos¬sible to Continue a TelephoneConversation As Long As She Hasto Blow Her Nose). . .XXVII. The ProboscisBlow hard, my dear, my dear, mydear IBlow hard! I fear, I fear, I fearUntil your nose is fully blownI’m most unwelcome on the ’phone.I’ll try a new plan for a while;Before I even ’phone you I’llAnticipate your ev’ry sniffAnd forward you a handkerchief!—GEO-G. PURDUE NINEWINS RETURNGAME, 6-5(Continued from sports page)struck out the next two up to closethe inning. In the last part of thesecond inning the Marons came backfull of fight again. Holahan tripled.Coper filed out, Holahan was thrownout at home on Zimmerman’s slowgrounder. Zimmerman went to first.Anderson with two outs before him,lined out a hot single but reachedsecond on Harmeson’s error, Davissingled bringing Zimmerman andAnderson in. Priess filed out to endthe inning. Score Purdue 2, Chi¬cago 2.Tied In EighthThe lead was in Purdue’s hands,5 to 4 at the beginning of the eighthframe. Chicago was playing goodboll with the whole team workingwell but Purdue was playing slickball and taking advantage of every¬thing. Anderson and Priess werefielding them to first in top form.Maxton was outpitching Zimmermanby a hit and twice with bases loadedhad struck out the two men next up.Zimmerman had overthrown to firstbase in the fifth and two more ofthe magicians had trickled in.In Chicago’s turn at bat in theeighth Wingate led off with a shortsingle and went to second on adouble overthrow at first and at sec¬ond. Gordon’s well placed high oneto opnter field brought Wingate in.I Cooper advanced Gordon to third onI a sacrifice. Zimmerman banged outI a hot one but Rabe made a beautiful' catch of the field throw to put himout at first. The inning ended withthe score tied at five all.The ninth was barren for bothteams. Priess made two prettycatches in left field and Andersonthrew Harmeson out at first. In thetenth Purdue pulled the fastest oftheir magician stunts. With two menout on plays by Gordon and Win¬gate Ramby went to first, Eichmansingled to Davis. Davis muffed it andRamby went to third, Zimmermantried to catch Eichman off of firstbase. Holahan and Cooper tried totrap him between first and second,and meanwhile Ramby stole homefrom third. The old time douolesteal had worked. Chicago failed toscore and the game ended 6 to 5with Purdue out in front. was any truth in the constant ru¬mors the undergraduate school is tobe abolished, and announced thatwithin a few years rapid strides inproviding adequate campus housingfacilities and space for such extra¬curricular interests as those fosteredby the Dramatic association will bemade.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, directorof the association, was the only otherspeaker.Hadley Kerr, retiring president ofthe Dramatic association, was toast¬master.RELATION OF CHAPELTO CITY DISCUSSEDBY H. J. SMITH SENIORS TO BEGINANNUAL MOUSTACHERACE AT 12 TODAY(Continued from page 1)ris and “Feets” Proudfoot are en¬joying, seve.’al dark-horses are loom¬ing up, and speculation is rife as tothe pfobable winner.“Doc” Bratfish, sponsor of the con¬test, has again proven himself a mas¬ter of irony, worthy of the foremostdramatist. 'Phe winner will receive a ||vaks in Beauty” by Dawn Powell(brentano), and Rose Macaulay’salso one of the six. In this new novelthe modern girl wins out against theold-fashioned sweetly “feminine”woman. James Stephens’ “Etchedin IVfoonlight” enters into its thirdweek as one of the most populargroup of short stories now on sale.These six grim and powerful talesdeal with the elemental passions ofhunger, fear, jealously and so on.Although the book is not as thor¬oughly delightful as its predecessor,it will still be a monumental victoryfor the Macmillan company. “She CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Parlor and bedroomIdeal for study. 6011 Harper Ave.,3rd apt. Fairfax 5689. 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A great deal was discovered therein the expedition of 1926, but clima¬tic conditions prevented further in¬vestigation up to the present.Besides Dr. Schmidt, of theNational Museum in New York, Mr.F. A. Blackburn will join the partyas a co-worker. (Continued from page 1)six-best-sellers in America for theweek. Instead we find a new volumeby the venerable W. SomersetMaugham, entitled “Ashenden, ori The British Agent.” (Doubleday; Doran) This book recounts the ex-j ploits of a British secret service[ agent, told in a slightly ironic vein.! S. S. Van Dine’s “The Greene Mur-i der Case” is still in big demand ac-; cording to the Brentano statistics.' G. B. Stern’s “Debonair” (Knopf) is Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingBeginning June 18 and 25While at eollcKe . . . and after you enterthe business or professional world, short¬hand and typewriting can be of inestim¬able value to you. 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