V •f*Council t ^ ^ntto appoint k yiica-tions Board. tSM Batlp Jlaroon New Board hasequal Council - Ma¬roon representation.Vol. 28. No. 101 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 1, 1928COUNCIL, MAROON REACH AGREEMENTMain StreetBy Al E. WiddifieldBut should you catch the prudish itch,And each become a coward,Bring sometimes with you Lady Rich,And sometimes Mistress Howard;For virgins, to keep chaste, must goAbroad with such as are not so.With a fa, la, la.Alexander Poperiic (lay oi tlic Wrangle is overand. for a while at least, we can sitback, calmly draw a breath, and sur¬vey the situation. Many people willex))ect this column to come forth witha hitter caterwaul against the Under- Igraduate conned, hut that 1 will neverdo. The columns of today's paperstate the story of the (ireat Conclavelast Saturday without prejudice. Afterthe meeting Mrs. Kdith Foster Flintsaid to me: “Now is your opi>ortunityfor some magnanimous journalism.” 1am sure that Mrs, Flint will admitthat 1 have made the most of my op¬portunity, after reading this edition ofThe Daily .Maroon.'I'he I'iidergraduate (Duncil votedthemselve-. into power. Theoreticallythey will take the Big (iavel and sitat the table authorised to superviseall campus activities. But if the Un¬dergraduate councilmen were all madePopes I would still maintain that theywere a gang of highly calsomined nin¬compoops, and their organization anannoying flea biting the loins of the>tudent body.The Daily Maroon cntertain> no“hard feelings” (whatever they are) forthe Undergraduate Council. In fact wearc quite ready to concede that itsst.ignant waters hold some rare pond-lilies. h'owls of gay plumage flit aboutits surface, and if one could but plughis ears to their blatant cacojihony hemight spend many a beatific hour gaz¬ing into their cowish eycv. .\> forthe weed.^ in this iiotanical garden, therhus diversiloba that answers whenyou say “Kenneth .Mien Rouse,” or‘‘.^rnie Johnson,” or "( harlie I utter,”or "Carl Hendrickson,” they had bet¬ter stay close to the ragweed, for when1 think of them 1 am tempted to,change the phraseology from botanicalto zoological. This lagoon of theirsthreatens to become a political moras.sthat will, if it is not drained, give(itUsuch foul miasma that cows graz¬ing in the neighborhood will mooin the night and move on to morefragrant dells. It is also liable to breedmore of these pestiferous little insectsthat .'ire wont to buzz .iroiind the lo¬cality making life, at best, unpleasant..■\t present these annoying podsnapsare ixqi-eyed with a theoretical powerthat they handled themselves whenthey voted down the faculty eight toten at the (irand Conclave. Thesespecimens are similar to that highly 'obnoxious species of old lady who hasa penchant for small talk, gossip, and jespecially for sticking her scurrilous Inose into other peoples’ business. But, >we might add, if such a nose is everprojected into The Daily Maroon of.fice it will get promptly tweeked. TheUndergraduate council is not only aboorish lot but some of them actuallyoffend the proboscis.However it pleases me to see thatsuch problems as these at hand can besettled without a lot of fuss and muck¬raking in the papers. The day of theold-school mud-slinging journalist haspassed. We actually hope that BrotherRouse remains an inspiration to theElgin Boy’s club, and that he gets onfine with the “‘moustache race” he hasbeen delegated to run. A better manfor that job could not have been chos¬en. Hjc seems to have found that elu¬sive niche that exists, so ’tis said, forall of us, far up in the palace of Life.Good luck Kenneth! Heigh-oh Arnold.♦ • ♦It is very soldem around here thatone is prompted to give unstinted(Continued on page 4) HERMAN names'SUB-CHAIRMENFOR PR^ MEETSophomore Committee ^Heads Chosen ByManager ICommittee managers to conduct the |twenty-fourth Xational Interscholastic 'track meet have been chosen by Wil¬fred Heitman, general manager of themeet.Junior> were selected to head thegeneral committees with three to four.>oi)homores acting as assistant.s. HarryHagej' was selected to head the Fublii;- jity committee; Ren Patterson was cho¬sen to head the committee on Organ¬ization; Charles Cutter is in charge ofEntertainment; and Robert Spencewa,> appointed to head the Rushingcommittee. .Ml general committee ap¬pointments were made by Heitman. !Publicity Sub-ChairmenHeads of divisional committees were !chosen l)\ the general committee man¬agers. .Sub-chairmen of the publicitycommittees are De.ster Master>, LouisICngel and Ernest Stevens. Mastershas charge of campus news. .Maroon ischedule, posters, and the like. Engel ^is in charge of obtaining publicity |through radio broadcast, loop papers, 'and the University publicity office, jStevens is in charge of program.Name Organization AssistantsFour ()rganization assistants wereselected by Patterson. George Paris,who is in charge of invitations, hassupervision over the issuing of O.UOdblanket invitations, person.'il invita-I tions to stars of other meets, to schoolsformerly competing in track and has- :ketball meets, the mailing of all letters jand bulletins and the issuing of let- |I ters acknowledging entrants.Hiousing is in charge of Inn Rutter,who will ajipoini delegates in conjunc¬tion with rushing and recejition com¬mittees, will supervise the distributionof etpiipmcnt, the assignment of teamsto quarters, and will have charge ofthe booth in Bartlett. 'Gartside In Charge of Reception'The committee on reception, the du- jties of which involve the sending ofletters to entrants reipiesting the timeIlf .irrival, 'Upervision of meeting theentrants at trains by fraternity dele-.gates. and seeing that contestants areestablished in proper (juarters and re¬ceive good treatment, is under the su¬pervision of William Tiartside.The transportation committee is incharge of Howard .Millet.'Two sub-chairman of the entertain¬ment committee have been chosen byCharles Cutter. 'They are Edward(Continued on page 2)Priscilla-Kellog toHead Annual Y. W.Quadrangle FestivalPriscilla Kellogg has recently beenappointed chairman of the Committeefor the Quadrangle Fete to he spon¬sored by the Y. W. C. .A. Her assist¬ants will be \’'irginia RadcHffe, .MiceTory, Peg Pringle, Gertrude Holmesand Mary .\l)hott. The committeewill be in charge of the refreshmentbooths, to be set up in the cloisterof Mandel hall during the performanceof the Blackfriar’s show. There willbe four booths representing the fresh¬man, sophomore, junior and seniorclasses.Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey, head of theAdvisory Board of the Y. W. C. A.and Miss Margaret Clark, .^secretaryof the org^anizakion recently returnedfrom the Nlatiooal conference at Sac¬ramento, California. Miss Clark hasbeen appointed chairman of a com¬mittee to obtain criticism of the newpurpose of the organiration. Call SaleswomenFor Friar ScoresJWomen*who wish to sell Black-friar scores will meet tomorrow at 12in Cobb HO wdth Florence Herzmanand Roselle Moss. Miss Herzman andMis Moss were recently chosen by theBoard of Superiors of the Order ofBlackfriars to head the committee be¬cause they were the high mark sales¬women of last year’.s production.The Blackfriar scores contain pic¬tures of the orficers of Blackfriars, theprincipals in the cast, and the co-au¬thors, (ieorge Morgciistern and Milton jS. .Mayer. The history of the organia-tion. the lyrics of the play, stories,poems and articles of I’niversity in¬terest are also included.'The initial perforniances of “TheHouse 'That Jack Built” will be heldFriday and Saturday, May 18 and 19.University BandPresents InitialCampus ConcertThe l’niver>ity hand will presentits first campus concert this Fridayat in 1 intcliinson court. .\ secondperfurmaiue will be given .May 21.J.iroslav (. iniera, trombone virtuoso,will be the soloist on the first pro¬gram. Mr. Cimera was formerly ofSousa’s, KryTs, Innes* and Conway’sbands and is at present staff artistof radio station KYW. I'ntil a shorttime ago he directed his own band.Since coming to Chicago he has been iactive in hand work of various types ]hut ho is chiefly known as a sohvist ]and teacher.The principal mimhers on I'ridays Inigiit’s iirograin will be Massenet's joverture "Phedre'’ and Liszt's "Lie!)- ^e.strauin.'" 'The latter selection is sel(loin iiiayed hy ;i hand.Plans liave been made to hold tiieconcerts in 1 Intcliinson conn lint inea>e of rain they will he trainferred toMandel iiall. 'Tlie Coffee .Shop will beopen both evenings from 8 until theend of iTi. program.T!ie concertN are tree and (Ieorge II.Xiekle, .student director, urge■^ every¬one to come out and hear the hand.Letter' liave Iieen sent to all frater¬nities .'ind clubs hy the student directorin an effort to arouse interest in thisnew activity of the hand and to pop-nl.'irize it.DEAN LAING TALKSTO SCHOOLMASTERSAT U. OF MICHIGANCordon Jennings Laing. dean of the jtiradnate school at the L'niversity, de-|livened the principal address at the an¬nual convocation of the Michigan.Schoolmasters’ club Friday morning,.^pril 27 in Hill auditorium at the Uni¬versity of Michigan.In “Literature and Leisure,” the lec¬ture which he had prepared for theconvocation, he emphasized the factthat only in a very few foreign coun¬tries are the people sufficiently edu¬cated to discuss this subject, while inthe Ignited States, where the rate of il¬literacy is not so high and the stand¬ard of education higher than in mostother countries, the people can deter¬mine the significance of literature toeducation. *“Many non-college men,” he assert¬ed, “have advanced by applying leisureto literature. But they have read onlygood literature, just as the collegeman must read it for full benefit.”“Everyone is not suited to read goodliterature,” Dtan Laing said, “eitherby mentality or temperament ,and con¬sequently are not affected by books.”Dean Laing outlined the steps bywhich a constructive relationship be¬tween leisure and literature can bereached. BOARD OF PUBLICATIONS TO EVOLVE,DETAILED PLAN FOR OPERATION OFMAROON, PHOENIX, CAP AND SOWNBoard of PublicationsTlu' following Board appointed yes-terd.'iv by the Ihulergraduate Councilwill draw' up a I’uhlicalion I’laii whichis tc govern the operation.^ of TheDaily .Maroon. 'The Phoenix, and theUaj) :ni(.l Cown next year.F.nic faculty members: WilliamHarold Cowley, William K. Scott.Bertram Griffith Xelson. and Jerome(«. Kerwin.William Morgenstern, Director ofPublications.Gladys Finn, .Auditor of StudentAccounts.'I'hree members of the Undergradu¬ate council not in publications: Ray¬mond Murphy, Harry Hagey and .Ar¬nold Johnson.'I'hrce representatives from the pnl)-lications: Charles Harris, businessmanager of the Daily Maroon; .An¬drew Johnson, business manager of thePhoenix and George Reed, editor ofthe Cap and Gown.The above mentioned Board select¬ed according to the plans approved bythe Board of Organizations, Publica¬tions, and Exhibitions at their meetinglast .Saturday morning, will map outdeirnite jilans concerning salaries,bomises, sinking funds, elections, etc.,for ratification next .Saturday morning.Dramatists HonorActress at DinnerNew inenibcrs of the Gargi'V'les,-Mirror, and the 'Tower players will liewelcomed ;it the annual spring ban¬quet of the Dramatic association to bolield today at .L.^) in the Coffee Shop.'The banquet will be a formal welcometo the newly elected menthers of theassociation,Lady Robert Peel, who is knownas Beatrice Lillie on the stage, and\ ice-President ami .Mrs. Frederic C.Woodward will he the guests of honor.Two of Miss Lillie’s recent engage¬ments in Chicago were in “Oh, Please,”and "She’s My Baby.’’ During the ban¬quet she will be introduced to themembers of the association. Vice-President Woodward will also givea brief talk during the dinner..All members of the Dramatic as¬sociation, including the women fromMirror, have been requested to meetat 4:30 in the Tower room of the Rey¬nolds club for a business meetingwhich w'ill proceed the banquet. Mem¬bers of the Tower Players and of theliargoyles will elect their new officers,and an election for next year’s treas¬urer of the association, for whom allmembers will vote, will follow. Plansfor the ensuing year will he proposedand discussed after the election.PROFESSOR RETURNSFROM EASTERN TRIPProfessor Thomas Vernor Smith ofthe Philosophy department and associ¬ate editor of the Journal of Ethics hasjust returned from a trip to New York.While in Syracuse. New Yorki Profes¬sor Smith visited the University ofSyracuse, where he re4d a paper onPhilosophy to a group there.Professor .Smith was connected withthe University of Syractse ,during thepast summer. He conducted severalcoursese in philosophy and ethicsthere. Perry G. Miller, graduate stu¬dent in the Phiiosopliy department,took charge of Professor Smith’s class¬es during his week’s absence. Council, Publications Iand Faculty Are To IBe Represented j1Detailed plans for operatingcampus publications are yet to beformulated. Both the plan ofthe Undergraduate council andthe recommendations of the pub¬lications, submitted at the Boardof Organizations, Publications,and Exhibitions meeting last Sat-urda ymorning are now in thehands of a Board of Publicationswhich has been empowered topropose all measures for control,subject to the ratification of theBoard of Organizations, Publica¬tions and Exhibitions when itmeets at I 0 next Saturday morn¬ing.Both Present PlansAt the meeting or me faculty-stu¬dent Board of Organizations last Sat¬urday morning both factions presentedtheir plans in detail. 'The plan of theUndergraduate council as announcedin these columns last week provided jfor the selection of a Board of Pub¬lications composed largely of Councilnienihers. Accordmg to this plan, thepublications were to have no represen¬tatives upon the Board. It was ar¬gued that the justice of this plan layin the fact that Board members wouldthen feel free to discuss “personalities. ’Maroon Plan.A minority iilan imesented at tlu*last minute hy the Daily Maroon andrepresenting the opinions of all threepublications recommended that aI’nblications committee of the Boardof Organizations’. Publications and Ex¬hibitions be appointed by the Boardand be given jiower of control, thusavoiding the jurisdiction of the Un- jdergraduate council. 'The publications jal'o demanded representation on anysuch committee or board.Council Wins First PointI'he meeting re.-olved into a debate Iover the question, ".'should the U^nder-graduate council act as mediator be¬tween the publications and the Univer¬sity administration?”.Alter a two hour debate the votewas taken on this basic principle. Aneight to ten vote gave the Undergrad¬uate council this disputed intermediarypower, nine of the ten votes favoringthe plan being cast by Undergraduatecouncil members.Publications Win Second PointThe publications emerged a victor inthe dispute on the second basic prin-cii)Ie regarding the personnel of thenewly established Board of Publica¬tions. Only slight changes w'cre madein the proposal of the iiuhlications.It was voted that the Board’s per-(Continued on page 4)Senior MoustacheRace Opening GunFired Wednesday\\ ednesday marks the beginning ofthe annual Senior moustache race hos¬tilities. Under the direction of DoctorWilliam Bratfish, campus tonsorialmagnate, maestro and impresario ofthe Reynolds club harbering empor¬ium, the contestants will lineup forthe starting gun before the portals ofCobb hall at noon.Tor two weeks the grueling grindwill continue and then, with ranksgreatly thinned, the scraggly survivorswill come up before Bratfish on theJudgment Day. In last year’s classicAlan Irwin, sporting a thick, bristly,black moustache forged to the frontin the last hours of the contest totake ’nome ihe shaving mug symhoh’rof victory and proof of virility. AthenaeumContribulions to the ATHENAEUM•hould be Limited to 660 word*, addrcaacdto Nicholas Matsoukaa, Bex O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If paeudonymis used we reijucst contributo.-* to encloaetheir name on a separate alip.FROM A GRADUATE STUDENTBy H. J. M.Editor s note—Today we receivedfourteen full length contributions tothe Athenaeum. All fourteen of themexpressed a sentiment that is typifiedin the column published herewith, acolumn that comes from a' Graduatestudent in the University. These ex¬pressions of opinion come from under¬graduates, graduate students, facultymembers and alumni. We were sur¬prised to discover that all these folkshared our conviction. If there hadbeen among these papers a contribu¬tion that attacked us we would haveprinted it. We entreat the Undergrad¬uate council to defend themselves. Theopen forum is theirs if at any timethey desire to make the most of theiropportunity.* * *I wonder if you will open your col¬umn to a few comments from a dis-intere.^ted graduate student—commentsthat are apt to be a little less scintil-laiit than the usual run of interesting“college” reflections printed in thisspace?I want to take this opportunity tocongratulate The Daily Maroon uponthe editorial valor it manifested in it.srecent stand against the Undergrad¬uate council.My own undergraduate days and myown relations with college publica¬tions are nut so far removed but whatI coil appreciate the recent Maroon-Council controversy. It is unfortunatewhen the taculty of a school steps inand attempts to control student activ¬ities, it is nothing short of a calamitywhen another group of students inspir-I ed hy a feeling of their own superiorityI and importance interfere and attemptin high-handed manner by virtue ,oftheir executive power to regulate any-specialized student development.It is a double calamity that such ne¬farious asininity as that manifested bythe Undergraduate council should sub¬ject The Daily Maroon and degradethe news sheet to its own level, forThe Daily Maroon is one of the mostindividual college journals that I haveever read.It must perhaps be granted, thoughregretfully I admit it, that the Univer¬sity authorities may require that acampus publication remain within thebounds of “good taste” and meet all itsoutstanding obligations faithfully. Re¬strictions other than these are tyran¬ny. They w'eaken the papers’ power,often injure its spirit mortally, and re¬duce it to the level of a calendar.I was very sorry when I heard Sat¬urday of the action taken by the Boardof Organizations, Publications, andExhibitions in upholding, at least inspirit, the action of the Undergradu¬ate council. 'The campus small fryseem to have snared the big boy inthe artificial fabric of some petty lawand the confinement is most pathetic.It may be argued that the new plan aim¬ing largely at financial regulation doesnot weaken the publication’.s power.Such is not the case. Any restriction—whether it be financial or editorial—is a gesture of paternalism and placesthe individual such as The Daily Ma¬roon in a position of intolerable sub¬servience.The Undergraduate council fromall that I can gather must be an ag¬gregation of puerile morons and pow-er.s—.seeking politicUns singularly un¬fit to wield the power erroneouslyvested in them. It is indeed a tragedythat this group of nincompoops shouldconstitute the final court of appealsfor all auestion.s and disagreements(Continued on p^ige 4)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY I, 1928Satlo iMaronnrOUXDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail a* the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon express!/ reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this pai)er.Member <>f the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDI! ORCHARLES J. HARRIS. BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones; Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ring'seditorial dep.\rtmentMenVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardCharK's H. Gooa Day EditorLouis Engle - Day EditorEdwin Levin Day ElditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day Editorurge Gruskin . .Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean ..Harriet HarrisElizabeth TaylorRosalind GreenHarriet Hathaway.\ldean Gibboney . Junior EditorJunior EditorSociety EditorSophomore EditorSophomore EditorSophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da—“on ..Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerJack McBraJy ..._ Circulation ManagerW'allace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker .^ss’t. .\dvertising Mgr.Richard Grossman Dowt’n RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantRobert Nicholas Circulation AssistantAngus Horton .\uditorStanley Dicker ..Aavertising CorrespondentEDWIN LEVIN, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of tne Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of and establishment of group libraries.CONCERNING A FORCED COMPROMISEEighteen members from both the Faculty and the Undergrad¬uate body (Undergraduate council) sat up in Harper W41 lastSaturday morning and came to one big conclusion: The Under¬graduate Council shall act as mediator between the Publicationsand the Administration, it shall be empowered with the author¬ity to appoint a Board of Publications which will govern publica¬tions.It is indeed fortunate for the Publications, who had butONE representative on this Board, that the personnel suggestedby the Undergraduate council for the Board of Publications wasnot adopted. If this had been done The Daily Maroon and itssister ship. The Phoenix, might have just as well crashed them¬selves into the rocks. A committee composed of four faculty mem¬bers, three Publications men, and Three Undergraduate council specimens will work out the plans w’hich will operate the Pub¬lications. The fact remains, however, that the Undergraduatecouncil will appoint this committee.The Daily Maroon’s main objection to all this lies in the factthat we believe that the medium Tor control of undergraduatesalready exists in the Board of Organizations, Publications, andExhibitions. There seems to be no reasonable argument for es¬tablishing a new board when one is now at hand. There is pointto the conviction of not a few people that the University has toomany committees and boards already.The Publications had practically no voice at the Board ofOrganizations, Publications and Exhibitions. They were out¬numbered ten to one. The managing editor of this publication wasthe only representative that sat there. When the question as towhere the authority for jurisdiction over Publications should re.st,in the hands of the Undergraduate council or in a Publicationscommittee appointed by the University Board, a vote was taken.The Council won by a majority of TWO votes, the result beingten to eight. It is very interesting to note, however, that NINEof their votes came from NINE of their own members. ONLYONE FACULTY MEMBER FAVORED UNDERGRADUATECOUNCIL JURISDICTION. Of the EIGHT votes that favoreda Publications Committee appointed by the University Board.SIX OF THE VOTES WERE I'ROM THE FACULTY. ONE OFTHEM WAS THAT OF THE LONELY EDITOR, and the eighthvote came from a member of the Fndergraduate council who hadcharacter enough to stand above the jealous prejudice with whichthe Council is diseased.Who is running this I’liiversity anyway, the UndergraduateCouncil or the Administration?IThe most obvious piece of politics ever attempted on thisi campus was engineered without a voice of protest, and under theeyes of the facultx. No matter what the Daily Maroon would haveproposed they would have voted against it. Our plan gave thejurisdiction of Publications into the hands of a PublicationsCommittee with a highly representative personnel. The Under¬graduate Council knifed it because they were on the bloated endof a lop-sided representation.It is high time that the student body of this University lakesome sort of survey of the organization of their campus. It ishigh time that they take power out of the hands of an UNFITgroup of cheap politicians and put it where it belongs—in thehands of a Publications committee appointed by the Board ofOrganizations. Publications and Exhibitions.What is this Undergraduate Council anyway? It is a groupof students supposed to represent the Undergraduate body of theUniversity. How were they elected? This year NOT A HUN¬DRED PEOPLE PARTICIPATED IN THE ELECTIONS. Itis well known campus talk that the council is the playground ofpolitics. Election to the council is nothing but a gift to whoeveris the cleverest vote-trader, or the silkiest boy among the ladies.It represents no work, no ability, nothing save the meagre vote ofa dis-interested campus. What have they done? This year theonly thing they did was to run the Washington Prom. Theyfuddled this job so bad that it lost money. That is their credential.This Undergraduate council has had the audacity to say that TheDaily Maroon was a “closed house,’’ that it was not the voice ofthe campus, that its columns were not open. As to this I mightsay that The Daily Maroon has always welcomed any recruitsto its staff. It has an Athenaeum or Open Forum in which weprint any and every contribution that comes to the office. We I have a Weekly Review which will jj print any article possessing literary jI merit of a fair degree We will print jI verbatijn any attack or article in op-1 position to our editorial column. Ouri news-stories are unprejudiced ANDj IX FOUR YEARS I HAVE XEV-' KR KXOWX OXK MEM HER OF'the UXI)ER(rRAl)UATE UOUX-CIL TO COXTIBUTK A SIXOLELINE TO THIS PAPER.Gentlemen, it is atrocious.I OFFICIAL NO'nCESTuesday, May 1Radio Lecture; " Theories of Per-Miiiality.' .\^>i.'tant I’rofosor P>ill> ofStation WMAO-Religii.>us Xi. r\ iee, at 11:5(1 in Rondt'hapel. eondiieted li\ Re\. 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Thehead of the women’.> rushing c..mimittee is to he appointed later.Heywc!(-d i-. he:;.! of corre^ooudentriohing with Holihan .acting a^ ^uper-vi.'iir of cami-n.. rushing.So|.homore .tih-chairnicn will selecttheir Fr' shmen assistant.; >oon.LUNCHEON SERVICEatThe University Drug Co.Comer Gist and ElUis Ave.Phone Fairfax 4800A Kosher Tongue or Com BeefSandwich, 20c. <DBK Official CollegeFEATEPNm^cJewelrjBac^es-Hin^s-NoveliiesWARPEN PIPER &Oa31 N. STATE ST.I hurch Hi>tor\ Clul.: "I-c..n,.mic jFactors in the Triumph ..i F,arl_\ i hri..'-tianity." Mr. L. P.. H.irin.’n atin S\\ ill I I'lnm. m r. H>in.IKEIMAN NAMESSUB - CHAIRMENFOR PREP MEET $ 50(“P)102Taker YduAbreadISEE a fioodly slice of the'vorld heforeyoii settledown t»> a real j< J>. It’s ahelpful haekground.Oiir>hip>takeyou abroadfor little iiioiiev iiiTiH RisTTh ini Cahin aiul takeyou ill eoiiifort. 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MAY 1. 1928MAROON NINE SEEKS WIN FROM POmWANT REVENGE FROM BOILERHAKERSFOR FIRST CONFERENCE DEFEAT; ISOPENING HOME GAME FOR CHICAGOHurling Choices for Both Teams Uncertain; Lineups To, BeSame As Those Used In Friday’sGameGARARD LEADS ;TEAM-MATES OVERDIFFICULT COURSEMudge, McElroy, Debhs andEngubry Are OtherQualifiersI'layiiiK excellent LTt)!! over a totigh,very poorly conditioned course fivemen yesterday won the right to playon the university golf team by virtueof being high men in het thirty-sixhole qualifying round at OlympiaI'ields Course miinber 4. Jim (larard,playing his usual toj) brand of golfled the qualifiers with a total of 16dfor the thirty-six holes, b'refl Mudgewas second was 173. Henry McKlro\took the third position with a 782 andJerome Debbs and Hob ICngburg tied ;for the fourth place with 183 apiece.I'he condition of the course was verybad and the scores, as a result, were !comparatively highMeet PurdueGarard, Mudge, McKlroy and eitherDebbs or Kngburg will be the Ma¬roon team that meets Purdue on thesame course on Thursday of this week.Before Thursday Fngburg and Debbswill play off their tie to determinewhich of them will be the fourth manon the home team..\ field of twenty candidates teedoff at nine o'clock yesterday morningin the try-outs for the team. It wasthe first time that most of the men hadplayed this year and the indicationsare that with a little jiractice the menwill be able o improve their scoresgreatly.Purdue, with Johnny Layman, whowas fifth man in the conference tour¬nament last year, as captain, will puta strong team onto the course fi>r theirmatch with the Chicago team onThursday. However, the home team isabout an even match for the Boiler¬maker quartet and the odds of the fa¬miliar course are in their favor.On Thursday morning tour singlesmatches will be played and in theafternoon two doubles matches are onthe card. I'he singles match betweenLayman and (iararil should prove tobe the feature of the day’s play. All-University MatMeet To Be HeldAnnouncement was also made ofan All-Cniversity wrestling meet tobe held in Bartlett gym May 4thopen to all I'niversity athletes. Thelargest crowds ever to watch a matmeet in the school will be jiresent,as the local business men’s associa¬tion, the Lions and Kiwanis clubswill be guests of the I’niversity onthat night. Its jmrpose is to boostIthe game among the men of the.Midway, and to that end meets willl>e held from that date on for thenext three or four Friday nights.Vorres urges the student bi>dy tocome out.MAROON POLOISTSLOSETO CULVERChicago Rally In Last PeriodFailsThe I'niversity of Chicago poloteam rallied too late against the fast¬riding Culver aggregation and was de¬feated 7 to 5 at Culver last Saturday.I'he winning team displayed a power¬ful attack and a strong defence.Culver stepped away to a 4 to 1lead in the first chukker before theMaroon team became organized. I'heacademy boys were stopped in the lastperiod by a fast offensive started by.Scace and Renhault who each madetwo goals. The game ended, however,before Chicago could run up enoughpoints to win.The showing of the Maroons wasgood. .After the first shukker theyswejit their ojiponents iiff their feetby the whirlwind game. Culver hasone of the powerful teams in thecountry.The Maroon second team was de¬feated by a 13 to 2 score.LineupsI'hicago—I'irst team: Renhault. 1;Scace, 2; Matlick, 3.Second team: Levine, 1; Bassil, 2;Carlson, 3; .Abrahanison, 2.Culver—First team: Barton. 1; Gil-fell, 2; Clark, 3.Second team: Baker, 1; Scaeffer, 2;Dean, 3. MAROONS WIN BUTARE DISQUALIFIEDIN PENN RELAYSGist’s Spurt Wins But DropsBaton Near FinishLineAfter having been acclaimed the onemile relay champions of America andafter having been accorded the ac¬companying honors, the L^niversity ofChicago relay team at the annual Pennrelays, were disqualified because VirgGist, star of the team dropped thebaton ten yards from the finish.This thrilling race, \vhich was runoff Saturday morning, was the featurecard of the meet, and turned out tobe the most exciting, l^p to aboutten yards from the finish line, Syra¬cuse C. was leading the Chicago teamcomposed of .Schultz, Hayden, Root,and Gist, but when Gist let out hisfinal burst of speed, the Syracuse manwas passed up like a shot.In tlie midst of his sprint, however,(list’s arm hit tlie other runner’s,which caused the (.'hicago flash todroi) his baton. .\s the field wasright on liis heels, it would have beensuicide to stop ami retrieve it. so he,without jiausTug for a moment, con¬tinued his dash, to win by two feetfrom Ross of Vale who beat the .Syra¬cuse man, for second place.The announcer at the meet pro¬claimed Chicago, the victors; pictureswere taken of them: their autographswere taken on programs, and it wasnot until they retired to the showerroom| that they learned that they hadbeen disqualified by the judges. .\noted track expert in commentingabout the race said that since thefundamental requirements of a relayrace is that the runners touch eachand the baton is merely incidental, andI since Chicago had complied with thisrequirement throughout, that the racewas justly theirs, the drojiping of thebaton ten yards from the finish beingirrelevant..At Des Moines, Chicago’s quarter-mile team (pialified, but failed to jilacein the finals. The same team was un¬able to qualify in the half mile relayevent. Women To EnterTennis Tournament.All entrees in the w'omen’s ten¬nis tournament must be in todayb\ 5. Women wishing to entermay do so by registering on theluster in the lobby of Ida .Voyeshall.I'he rules of the tournament willhe explained to the contestants to¬morrow at 12 in the corrective gym-nasiimi by the \V. .A. .A. represen¬tative in charge. .All women whohave entered are asked to he pres¬ent there promptly so that every¬one will know the time and place ofher matches.ILUNI TRACK MENMEET IWRE DAMEPowerful Big Ten TeamShould WinIllinois’ track . team, indoor and out¬door Big Ten champions will meetNotre Dame .Saturday at South Bendwhile the baseball team is making atwo day stand at Ohio .State, May 4and .rWhile Illinois looms as a probablewinner in the track meet, having down¬ed the Irish here indoors. 76 to 19,several classic battles for first placesshould result.Hal White of Illinois and .Abbotof Notre Dame should furnish a greatrace in the half mile. Indoors, Abbottsmashed the armory record to heatWhite. .Since that race White hasbeen winning consistently and com-|)Ieted the 880 yards in 1 minute .L'i.8seconds to win against Southern Cal¬ifornia.Ohio played two baseball games onIllinois field last year and will be hostto Coach Lnndgren’s team at Colum¬bus Friday and Saturday' in a two-game engagement, highly important inthe mini charge toward the title.The double headers, the first playedby Illinois for some time, are madepossible by the conference rulirtg thatpostponed games may be played off.The mini were rained out at Michi¬gan and Iowa. After iirescnting the Boilermakerswith a baseball game last Friday atLafayette, the Maroons will attemptto even up the series by licking Pur¬due when they arrive here today fortheir game at Greenwood field.The Chicago lineup will be almostthe same as it was last Friday withCapt. Anderson playing ‘short,” Priessin left field, Hoerger in center, Davisor Knowles in right field, Cooper atfirst. Hollohan or Burgess on second,Gordon or Pratt at third and Wingateliehind the hat. .As yet Coach Crislerhas not announced his jiitching choicein view of the fact that Zimmerman■sprained his ankle In the Purdue gameand is further bothered liy a couple ofpulled ligaments in his baok. Purdueplays Minnesota today and it nowseems possible that C'aptain Maxtonace of the Boilermaker pitching staff,will be in condition to hurl againstChicago.Outhit PurdueThe game which Purdue was cred¬ited with winning last Friday was real¬ly a gift from the Maroon baseballteam. Kaplan who toiled on themound for Chicago for the first fiveinnings, was erratic, probably due tothe fact that the weather was exceed¬ingly cold. Gordon, playing the hotcorner, made three errors and wasabley seconded by two or three otherMaroons. Capt. .Anderson, Priess, andHoerger were the bright spots in theChicago lineup. Priess, who is nowleading the conference with a .700 bat¬tling average, connected for two trip¬les and a single. Capt. Anderson camethrough with a timely double and turn-j ed in a beautiful fielding game at short-Hoerger aPo played an exceptionallyfine game. The Maroon defeat is stillless easily understood after noticingthe fact that'Purdue was outhit 13-9I and that Zimmerman who took up thepitching burden in the fifth, only gave two hits.The Maroons played an extra gamelast Saturday against the InsuranceCo. of North America, champions ofthe Industrial League last season, andlicked them 6-5. When the Chicagoteam came to bat in the last of theninth they were trailing 5-2. Knowleshatted for Burgess and singled. Raybatted for (ireenwald and singled put¬ting Knowles on third. .Andersondoubled and two runs came in. Davis’single scored Capt. Anderson with thetying run. Priess then won the ballgame by scoring Davis with a drivethrough the bo.x.BADGER TEAMS TOSEE MUCH ACTIONIN COMING WEEKWith the crew and golfers still prac¬ticing for future competition, 'Wiscon¬sin’s other spring sport teams swinginto action on Saturday of this week.The tennis squad opens the seasonw'ith Northwestern on the home courtsthe ball nine engages Chicago heerand the track men journey to Minn-esta to compete in the quadrangularmeet at Minneapolis.The Cardinal racquet team slammedMarquette in their matches at Mil¬waukee last week. The Wisconsinboys took all seven matches in boththe singles and double, gained a 7to 0 verdict over the Milwaukee team.Friday’s GamesPhi Kappa Psi 6; Phi Beta Delta 5.Alpha Tail Omega 6; Phi KappaSigma 5.Kappa Sigma 11; Tau Delta Phi 9.Kappa Nu 10; Delta Upsilon 5.Alpha Delta Phi and Sigma Nu wonforfeits.WOODWORTH’S ANNUAL MAY SALEATHLETIC SUPPLIES!GOLF SETS4 clubs, bag and two golfballs. Unusually high qual¬ity. 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Boucher talk over plans forFreshmen week next year with thegroup, asking for suggestions in im¬proving the worth of that week, whileUniversity examiner R. M. Moon dis¬cussed the scholastic situation in theclass, calling attention to the fact thatthe University of Chicago flunks fewerand gives fewer A’s than any otherschool in this area.The Green Cap club, the freshmanhonor society, and plans for its im¬provement next year were consideredat great length. M. D. McLean, sec¬retary to the Y. M. C. A. presented anew plan of organization next yearproviding for better cooperation be¬tween the Undergraduate council, theY. M. C. A., and the Owl and Ser¬pent, Senior honor society, in begin¬ning the club.“Hlow the Univeersity has affectedmy outlook on life” was the topic ofdiscussion at the dinner.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Spednlty (Continued from page 1)sonnel should be composed of fourfaculty members, the director of stu¬dent publications, the auditor of stu¬dent accounts, three representativesfrom publications, and three represen¬tatives of the Undergraduate councilnot in publications and including thepresident of the council. This Boardwas to be appointed by the Undergrad¬uate council and responsible to it, thecouncil in turn being responsible tothe Board of Organizations and Pub¬lications.Both factions looked upon the planas a rather luke-warm compromise,neither division claiming a victoryenthusiastically.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)that may arise, because of the factthat the Board of Organizations, Pub¬lications, and Exhibitions is dominatedby the Undergraduate council. Thereare eleven council members and onlyten faculty members on the Board.Isn’t that right? The importance ofthis majority, I understand, was evi¬denced by the vote cast Saturday onthis basic question. The council swungthe vote despite the fact that all thefaculty members with the exceptionof one voted against the council’scontrol. Certainly the higher executiveauthorities of the University shouldtake some steps to change the consti¬tution of this Board of Organizations,Publications and Exhibitions in sucha way that the biased and illogicalmembers of the Undergraduate coun-J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th SL at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708 cil can not control the faculty vote.Certainly the present compromise isonly temporary. The fundamental dif¬ficulties are far from solved. The an¬tipathy will probably only smoulderfor the remainder of this year—butnext year! Next year it will take twofirm men with real brains and intes¬tinal fortitude to fight this out to afinish and establish The Daily Ma¬roon's self-respect again.MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)praise to any dramatic gesture of theundergraduate body. After seeing“Outward Bound,” as interpreted' bythe University Dramatic Associationlast Friday night, I am moved to anenthusiasm for this campus companythat I have never before experienced.I am quite sure, and share the opinionwith several other patrons of the localdramatic circle, that “Outward Bound”is the best production that has evergone on the Reynolds theater boards.Sutton Vane’s play itself was peculi¬arly adapted to the little theatre aboveReynolds club. The cast .too, fit intothe play charmingly. When I heardthat Mr. Russell Whitney was to playthe part of the profligate .youth Ithought that the production wouldprobably be as bad as “Daisy Mayme.”They tell me that Russell never evensmoked a cigaret before the dress re¬hearsals of “Outward Bound.” If thatis so I think we have a great deal moreSummer Classes in Short- ihand and TypewritingBeginning June 18 and 25While at college . . . and after you enterthe business or professional world, short- |hand and typewriting can be of inestim- |able value to you. A short, intensive jcourse at this school insures completemastery.GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND |225 N. Wabash Ave., State 1881, Chicafo jTHAT VARSITY DRAG!“Down on your heels, up cn your toes,“!s that the way that the ‘Good News’ goes?“Maybe not the words, but it certainly feels“Like the lively rhythm of Wingjoot Heels!"NOW come the perfect days of thecollege year—the swing-outs,the meets, the picnics, the sophomore-senior proms, and then the big parade!The fresh has almost worn off thefrosh, and from one end of the campusto the other you’ll hear mightyfew pairs of the old hard heels.The world has gone Wing-foot, that’s why.And so it should. Goodyear Wingfoot Heels are rubber—new, live,cushioning rubber—rubber that gives,and lifts, and helps. They have that“look! look!” style, and they wearlike a new gold key.More people walk on Goodyear WingfootHeels than on any other kind. Get inline! A minute’s huddle withyour favorite shoe repair¬man, and you’re stepping\ out on Goodyear Wing-foot Heels. Yes, today!Copyright 1928, by ll,.- (..oadyetr Tir* 4i Bubbtc Oa., lac.w’wntevooT to hand Russ, for he certainly did thebest w’ork he has ever been knownto do around these parts. We actuallywonder if Mr. Whitney has not beenleading a dual life.Eleanor Metzel was the same oldMetzel, lending her vivacious person¬ality to the interpretation of the char¬acter of Mrs. Cliveden-Banks with thecustomary success. Hadley Kerr forthe first time was allowed to play apart, which, it has always seemed tome, he was intended to play. As Mr.Lingley he, along with Russ Whitney, set up a high water mark for himself.“Sister” Carr’s performance as Mrs.Midget was head and shoulders aboveher interpretation of Prudence Parksin her own play, “High Heels,” andAlexander Dunsay and Norman Eatonestablished the reputations that wereprophesied after their “playfest” work.Now that Mr. Arnold Johnson hasexpressed his intention of reconstruct¬ing the Dramatic association of theUniversity we fear for the repetitionof such excellent things as Mr. FrankHurburt O’Hara’s latest success. Snrprite Yourself!Dtop into theQUEEN RESTAURANTA Special Plate LuncheonHOME COOKING1208 E. 61st StSavory Food - ReasonablePricesRe-discoversHis FavoriteTobaccoCharleston, W. Vs.,Maroh 4, 1927Lams £ Bro. Co.,Richnvond, Va.Gentlemen:Reeently 1 stopped in a little villagethat consisted of about nine housesand a small hotel, which I entered.'A little old man wearing a skull capwas seated in a rocking-chair smokingan enormous pipe. I had come to buya can of Edgeworth, but when I caughta whiff of the toba6co he was smokingI changed my mind. The aroma ofthat tobacco was so delightful that 1made up my mind right then and therethat I wanted some of the same brand,regardless of the cost.I began with: “I beg your pardon,sir, but I came in to buy a can of to¬bacco, and I would like the same brandyou are smoking if you don’t mindtelling me.” He looked at me for amoment, grasped his pipe with onehand and said: “I’m smoking Edge-worth, Would you like some?”Of course I did, and I secured asupply from the old fellow. The joke,of course, was on me, but I went onmy way rejoicing.Yours very truly,Dr. John R. KochEdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking TobaccoWhen Dad was a ^^Modem Youth’^ICYCLES,stereopticon lectures,and the **gilded’* youths withtheir horses and carts; at night themidnight oil burning in studentlamps while the gas lights glared andflickered across the campus—thegay nineties when Dad was incollege seem primitive to us to-day.Now it’s sport roadsters, themovies, and radios. At nightthe Mazda lamp replacesthe midnight oil in dormi¬tory rooms, while modem street lighting sheds its friendlyglow over the campus.Without elearicity we wouldhave none of these improve¬ments. To-day’s marvel of elearicalinvention becomes to-morrow’saccepted utility. In the comingyears, by taking advantage of newuses of elearicity you will beable to go so much fartherthat the ’’tearing twenties”will seem just as primitiveas the ”gay nineties”.Scientists in the research laboratories of the General ElectricCompany keep G.E. a leader in the field of electricalprogress. Skillea G-E engineers develop each latest invention.The G-E factories carry out the engineers* designs withhigh-quality material and expert workmanship.9S-S35DHGENERAL ELECTRieOBNBRAL BLBCTRIC COMPAN Y * 8CHENBCTADT, NEW YORKTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 1. 1928CUBE OFFERS THREEONE ACT PLAYS TOCAPACITY AUDIENCE'I'lireo diif-act plays. Aujfii.st Strind-lnT:4’> 'I'lu' Stronger, The Cajun, byAda jack Carver, and Johnston’s Theeternal Conflict, were presented lastSunday eveninjjf by the Lincoln Cen¬ter player.- at the Cube. 15.^H L. 57thStreet.'i’he plays were given before a ca-[Kieity lunise. Zelda Shapiro played thelead in The Stronger, which is a one-act ])antoniine monologue and one ofStrindberg’s most unique productions.This was. the feature play of the eve¬ning. Miss Shapiro also directed andstaged the play. She was assisted bySally Alport.“OUTWARD BOUND”WELL RECEIVED BYDRAMATICS ASS’N.tion of the season under the auspice-of the Dramatic association u.as warm-!>• received by a capacity house lastFriday evening in the Reynolds clubtheatre. Recanse of the uniquenessof the plot little concerning it wasrevealed previously to the performance.Thus, it was a pleasant surprise tot'lo'.e who had lut knowledge c'f theplay.Excellent Cast Performs'I'he ca-t in ordi-r of appearance wa-Scrubby. .Mexander Dunsay; .\nn,Charlotte Eckhart; Henry. Fredericvon Ammon; Mr. Prior. Russell C.\\ iiitney; Mr- ( liveden Ranks. Elea¬nor Met/el; i'he Reverend WilliamDi’ke, Norman Rridge Eaton: Mrs.M’di^ei, Marg.iret Carr; Mr. Lingley.H. Hadley Kerr; The Reven-nd FrankTlmnson. I e-lie Matou-ek.Present Striking Characters.■Mexander Dunsay as .scrubby, thesteward o‘ the -hip w.i- goc>d in thathi- cee.l, -n.ive nemner which we -awin “Two Gents from K. C " made himfi'.e ideal p‘r-on to. be the only onewiio already kn-.w the hip and theon. ti'. .aim tho-e who lieeome excitedupon finding that they are all dead.Charlotte Fckhart a Ann had little todo until the last scene when her dra¬matic ability wa- excellently disi)lay-cd. Henry, .a- played by Fred von .Xm- mon, was the silent loving husband ofAnn. Russell W'hitney as Mr. Prior;F'leanor Metzel as Mrs. Cliveden-Ranks; and H. Hadley Kerr as Mr.Lingley, displayed their usual ability;Mr. Prior was convincing in his partalthough it was very contrary to thereal person Miss Metzel with herknown sense of humor was immenselypleasing. Mr. Kerr successfully play-the part of the important buiness manto whom order was necessary even indeath. A striking contrast between theReverend William Duke and the Rev¬erend Frank Thomson as portrayed byNorman Eaton and Leslie Matousekwas especially noticeable. The latterwas especially amusing and broughtthe action of the play to a pleasingend when he passed judgment on thepassengers. Margaret Carr as Mrs.Mdigeb later Mrs. Prior, was hardlytrue to her cliaracter because she didnot appear to be old enough nor washer use of an acquired accent convinc¬ing enough in that it was not usedconsistently. However her -weet man¬ner and loving way endeared her toTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn Are.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Besrinners’ Claits every Monday Evening at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEPAY OR EVENING fShorthand and Type¬writing MasteredEasily in SpareTimeUtilizing your spare time, after¬noons or evenings, you may acquirea positive mastery of shorthandand typewriting in a short time.Shorthand is helpful in takingclassroom notes, and typewriting awonderful time saver in preparingtomorrow’s assignments. 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M.Miss Zelda ShapiroAssisted by Miss Sally Alport- - IN - -August Strindberg’sTHE STRONGERA pantomine monolgue, translated especially forMiss Shapiro by CHEISTER GOULD of theUni\'ersity of Chicago.- - ALSO - -THE LINCOLN CENTO! PUYERSUnder the direction ofKENNETH HAYCOCK- - IN - -THE CAJUN by Ada Jack Carver(The Little Theater Prize Play of 1926)THE ETERNAL CONFLICT by WilliamJerfinstonPage Six THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MAlibl928BETA Theta Pi! Adjectives andsynonyms of praise fail us as we stut-teringly attempt to typewrite an ade¬quate description of these boys whonobody loves. Undoubtedly the worldis large, the sauruses are plentiful, andthere must be at least a few nicethings that could be said about thefraternity that ranked nineteenth scho¬lastically last quarter, but as yet wehave been unable to recall even a fewof their virtues (if tlir • xist) to mind.Of course, looking av ' s like JoeOdell. Will .^chottler. .i.in I’addock. iand (leorge Mueller, one immediatelyrealizes that the Betas are bashful.And then again, considering some ofthe bigger fellows like Mudge andProudfoot,—both of whom promise analdermanic portliness in time.—girtli sthe criterion and there is a strong in¬dication that the members of BetaTheta Pi are merely hash-full. Belo\v,we are printing “Jutified Juliet’s"stanza t “Rainey—the Beta." Noticethe third-line refefence to the "blush¬ing Betas.” This particular phrasestrikes us as being particularly funny.Come to think of it. however. “Blush¬ing" IS a rather appropriate adjective.Members of Beta Theta Pi!—Hauntersof Nefarious Depths!—if you have anyconsciences at all you OUGHT toblush!TO RAINEY—the BetaHe stands apartDifferent from the rest ofThe ‘‘Blushing Betas’ . . .SophisticationAnd Banjo playing Go hand in handWith his eternal gaity.—Justified Juliet and a very solemnly on each such oc¬casion they exchange five dollar bills,as per their bet!STUDY is a difficult objective dur¬ing a balmy spring quarter, and loaf¬ing is a state of mind easy to acquire.In the Spring, too, the fabled "Youngmans fancy ...” swings into actionand fellows like the Betas are natur¬ally inclined to forget their books forshady nooks. Two such young men.determined to lead a celibate existenceuntil vacation, made a bet wherebyshould either one of them go out witha girl until after exams he would im¬mediately pay to the other the sum offive dollars. Being youiif men andclever, however they have already dis¬covered a way around their vow, away which is still true to the originalprovisions. They go on double dates. 1 THE G. A. SAGA(To G. A.—Who Is Going to Put HerSealskin Coat Away in the ClosetUntil Next Winter, Now ThatSpring Is HereXXXVI. EconomyPut away the blasted seakskin;i I’ll not grudge its loss because it; Had its own familiar odor . .^ I’ll be glad it’s*in the closet.I Save your white and rounded moth¬balls;Ev’ry moth for death is fated . .With your sealskin there beside themI They’ll pass out. asphyxiated.—GEO-G. CLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT—Exceptional room, ad¬joining bath. Suitable for 1 or 2women. 5707 Woodlawn Avenue,Dorchester 7173.WANTED—Senior Counsellor forgirls camp near Chicago. 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