Final ^Friars* c. -.-ayat 2:45. Baftp illaroon Walter Eden andRedcoats play, atHonor Club l^nce.Vol. 28. No. 97. THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 1928MAIN STREETBy AI. E. Widdifield‘O Oysters’, said the Carpenter,‘You’ve had a pleasant run!Shall we be troting home again?’But answer came there none—And this was scarcely odd, becauseThey’d eaten every one."Somehow,” said my friend, Din-gletree, layinjf down a copy of Mr.Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventuresin Wonderland,” with his finger in achapter entitled "Tweedledum andTweedledee,” “that little verse al>oiitthe carpenter and the oysters re¬minds me of the life on this so-callednewspaper during the past merrymonths.”Since my friend Dingletree alwaysspeaks in figures I pondered a mo¬ment over his laconic words. I knewonly too well that this business ofrunning a college newspaper was of¬ten disconcerting, if not positivelydismaying. Whether one has his feeton asphalt or a bar of soap he neverknow’s. The carpenter is constantlyeating the oysters. The shingle of thesea is strewn with shells, and as wego plodding along, poking into eachone, we find most of them empty.One day you have a trio of rews-editors and the next nothing butsophomore day-editors; another daythe columnists are as thick as goose-pimples on a cold duck, or perhapsthe book-reviewers are volunteeringin alarming numbers. The .staff fluc¬tuates like the sea, coming and goingas often as the tides, and always assalty."What more can you expect.” asksmy friend Ding('ltrec, glowing likea flower of amaranth, sitting with hisfeet on the dusty sill, looking outacross Ellis avenue, to the enshad-owed campus beyond. “.After all youdon’t pay ’em enough to offset theeffort expended in any feature ofthe work. They work like dogs, theyare hounded by rules and regulationsbotfi wTitten and unwritten, they arescored for their blunderings into badtaste while their labours are ignoredlike a preacher’s wart. Honestly,”triend .Albert, "I could never under¬stand why students slaved out theirfour years on this rag.”"Rut few of them last four years,”I reminded my mellow friend. Henodded, for Gulliver well know that,in the land of pygmies, it is easier tonod than .speak.But my friend Dingletree is a cyn¬ical sort, a bit inclined toward phil¬osophies of disenchantment, and oth¬er odd moribundities in mental para-phenalia. But at least he has givenme a thought for this column. Andso I set about to fill the boots thatwere so recently filled with feet, feetthat were a part of one' who met thefate of the oyster.>ti « ><<Sunday night "Ten Nights in aBar-room” was performed for thefourth time on the campus. Somefifty people were tuernd away sowe are informed by Mr. NicholasJohn Matsoukas, the c'ampus entre¬preneur. Two special groups reserv¬ed some thirty seats each for theshow and we are told that there areenough requests for seats in thehands of the Athenaeum editor toinsure three more performances withtight houses. Now when Prof. NapierWilt asked his drama class to presentthe prohibition masterpiece in Rey¬nolds theatre last quarter he musthave little suspected that his dra¬matists would carry a good thing sofar. Nor did he ever suspect thatthe cast would actually learn theirlines, a condition that threatens toovertake the revivalists if theypresent the play a few more times.Much comment has been made inthe public prints about the revival of“Ten Nights in a Bar-room” by aNew York Laboratory theatre, locat¬ed, it might be interesting to know,in an old abandoned brewery on theoutskirts of the city. It is also in¬teresting to note that the play wasrevived in Chicago, and went on the(Continued on page 4) CHOOSE FIVE TOISERVEON 1929women;s boardHerzman, Galt, Abbott,Parker, and CahillWin ElectionFive women were elected to theBoard of Womens’ Organizations, onThursday. The results of the elec¬tions are: senior representative,Florence Herzman; junior represen¬tatives, Betty Galt, Mary Abbott,j and Muriel Parker, sophomore repre-j sentative, Marjorie Cahill. These{ w'omen will hold their positions for aI year beginning their work as mem¬bers of the classes w'hich they willrepresent next Autumn quarter.Because of the large number ofI seniors already on the Board, MissHerzman was the only one elected.She has recently been appointedj chairman of the Scores sales for thisj year’s Blackfriars’ production, and is, a representative of the Board ofI Womens’ Organ tions on the Un-1 dergraduate Council.Elect Three Juniorsj Betty Galt was secretary of theFreshman Women’s club, a mem¬ber of the committee of si.x for theFreshman Womens’ club, and hasbeen in Mirror productions for twoyears. This is her second year ofservice on the Board. Mary Abbottis a member of the first cabinet ofthe Y. W. C. A. Muriel Parker wasI president of the PVeshman Womens’club, sponsor of Federation and As-si.stant chairman of the Music com¬mittee for .Mirror. .Marjorie Cahill isI publicity chairman of the Freshman: Womens’ club council, a member of; the Ida .Noyes .Auxiliary, and a re-I porter on The Daily Maroon.I Board Meets Thursdayi The Board will meet next Thur.s-; day at 8:.3() in the .Alumni room of, Ida Noyes hall to disc-uss proposedj changes in the constitution. •Gertrude Holmesi Wins Scholarshipj Gertrude Holmes has been award-j ed a graduate teaching fellowship inj the department of history at Tuftsj College, Mas.sachusetts. She willj spend part of her time in teachingand part in studying for her Masters’degree. The fellowship is for a termI of two year.s,' Miss Holmes returned from Bos¬ton after the per.sonal interviewwhich won her the position, la.st week.She w'as the only one to receive thishonor from among more than onehundred applicants. Personal inter¬views in.stead of examinations wer**the basis for the selection, Mis.sHolmes has held scholarshipsthroughout her four years at thi! University, three of which were honor scholarships. Kramer Struck ByCab; Badly InjuredLazarre Kramer, was seriouslyinjured in an accident yesterdayevening at 8:20. According towitnesses, Kramer was standing onthe running board of a car park¬ed in front of th« Zeta Beta Tauhouse. A yellow cab driving by,swerved to pass another car travel¬ling in the opposite direction andstruck another.Kramer was thrown to the pave¬ment. The impact caused a frac¬tured skull and possible concussionof the brain. He was taken to theBillings Memorial hospital, and re¬ported resting as comforllably ascould be expected this morning.Kramer is a member of theSkull and Crescent honorary so¬ciety, and the varsity track team.He is also a member of Zeta BetaTau.Von der OstenIllustrates Talk \Eighty slides illustrated the talk jon "Explorations and Excavations in jCappodocia” given by H. H. von der [Osten. director of the Oriental Insti¬tute Hittite expedition in Asia Minor,before the Neat' East club last night.Many of the slides showed views Iof the excavati(uts, explorations and |objects discovered at Alishar Huyuka |in .Asia Minor. According to Mr. von Ider Osten’s description, Alishar Huy- juka is a site where many layers of |civilizations have been unearthed. It jis said to date far back into the pre- ^hi.storic age and shows continuous.;layers to 1500 .A. 1). jMr. von der Osten explained that !the expedition from which he recent- |ly returned was a. continuation of jone started in 1020. Because of cli- imatic conditions he is unable to re-,main in the country the entire year. IHe plans to leave the first part of IMay to continue his work.*On his return trip Mr. von der JOsten will be joined by Dr. E. F. :Schmidt, who was recently connected 'with the National Museum in New ^York, and Mr. F. A. Blackburn, iwho are co-workers with Mr. von derOsten in this project. !The courtesy and co-operation'g'v- |en by the Turkish government was !highly praised. iETA SIGMA PHI TOPRESENT PLAY BY iGREEK dramatist;I".Alcestic”a, Greek tragedy by Eu- !ripides, translated by Arthur S. Waywill be presented by Eta Sigma Phi on 'June 2 in the Reynolds club theatre. iRehearsals for the play will begintoday at 3 in Classics at which timeparts will be definitely assigned.The regular meeting of the clubThursday at 4:30 in Classics 20 haslieen arranged by Ruth Petei’son and '.Alice Finnegan to represent the his- jtory of “Slaves Through the Ages.” jThis entertainment will include thepresentation of a comedy by the Ro- jman author Plautus, renqered intoI Furnish Musical Setting For; Bodenheim Reading At Cube! \Maxwell Bodenheim, poet, andnovelist of note in American literarycircles, will read from his own workstomorrow evening at 8:30 in the sec¬ond poetry recital given by the Cube,at 1538 East 57th street.According to the directors of theCube, University little theatre, theevening will be a unique one^ inCube history. Mr. Bodenheim’spoetic readings will be divided intofive groups: Jazz music, Sardonicoems. Poems Con-rerning America,poems to Minna, and 'Lyricism. Eachgroup of poems is t> be distinct andseparate from any other, and will represent its own mood and feeling.Appropriate musical accompanimentshave been arranged for each poem, inorder that the emotional feeling ofthe poet may be carried over moresuccessfully to the audience. Light¬ing and stage effects will also be ar¬ranged in harmony with the generalnature of the various poems.Mr. Bodenheim came to Chicagofor a brief visit from Greenwich Vil¬lage, in New York. He came into theliterary limelight when Mr. Sumner,a New Y'ork censor, arrested, but fail¬ed to convict him for publishing“Replenishing Jessica.” He returnsto New York soon. Friars Broadcast' First Program ofYear on Thursday\I The initial broadcast of Black-I friars this year will be given overWM.AQ by the Daily News, Thurs¬day night at 10 o’clock. The broad-ca.st will be held from the Universityradio studio in Mitchell tower. AlMiller, the University manager, is incharge of the program.Accordion DuetHits from last year’s show will besung by Clyde Keutzer, three-yearFriars’ star who graduated lastspring. An accordion duet by Fredvon Ammon and Orvis Henkle willfollow, and Norman Reid’s love song,“Castilian Moon,” which is one of thehighlights of this year’s show, "TheHouse That Jack Built,” will be sungby Rol) Roy McGregor.The Friars broadcasts will be heldregularly every Thursday up throughMay 17.Chorus TryoutOpportunity for at least, twenty-five more men in the Blackfriarsdancing chorus has been announcedby Abbot Ted Lockard. Those inter¬ested are to report at Leon MandelAssembly hall not later than 2:45today. "This is the way fcJr thosedesiring to enter the Order of Black¬friars to make a practical ijeginning,”states Lockard. The chorus is beingtaught by one of the finest dancingcoaches in the city. Cliff Jerome,who wa.s formerly New A’ork’s young¬est producer, having directed severalnumbers for Florenz Zeigfield,choruses for “Rose Marie,” “Kit¬ty’s Kisses.” “Bye Bye, Bonnie,” and“Rosalie,” Jack Donahue’s latestnumber.jInstall Commerce !Fraternity Chapter |.Alpha Psi chapter of Delta SigmaPi was formally installated last Sun¬day after a banquet at the South-moor hotel. .All the members of thisfraternity are students in the schoolof Commerce and .Administration.The officers, who assumed their,duties at this meeting, are: Headmaster, Robert B. Stevens; Seniorwarden, John A. Kramer; Juniorwarden, Philip G. Bower; Treasurer,Henry Paulman Ir.; Scilbe. Daniel.A. Costigan; Chancellor, Adrian J.Klaasen, and Historian, William B.Holmes.Up to this time, the fraternity was |a local, but, after petitioning Delta fSigma Pi for several months, it wasfinally admitted.UNIVERSITY SENIORRECEIVES CUT FROMSHATTERED GLASSEdmond Benson, 1222 East 52ndst.. University senior, and a member 'of Beta Theta Pi, was taken to St.Luke’s Hospital Sunday, sufferingwith a severed artery in his rightforearm. Attendants at the hospitallast night stated that his conditionwas much improved.Benson was injured while he wasworking in the Kimball building. Hewas cut when the glass in a doorwhich he was attempting to force was |shattered. A woman who was givinga recital in the building bound hisarm tightly enough to stop.’dhe flowof blood until medical aid could ar¬rive.Soph Clubs MeetIn Reynolds TonightScore club will hold a joint meet¬ing with Skull and Crescent this eve¬ning at 7:30 in Room D of the Rey¬nolds club for the purpose of discuss¬ing plans for the dance that is to beheld May 11. The dance is the lastto be held by the two honor societiesbefore their consolidation Freshman SwimmerRescues YoungsterIrving Jacobson, a freshman atthe University, rescued four yearold Charlie Tilson from LakeMichigan at the foot of DiverseyParkway Sunday evening at 6. Ja¬cobson is a member of the fresh¬man swimming squad and was re¬cently awarded full numerals.Jacobson last year captained theNicholas Senn high school team.He specializes in the forty yardand hundred yard free styleevents, starring in the IntramuralSwimming Carnival, and is ex¬pected to be one of the outstand¬ing members on next year’s vars¬ity squad. Jacobson entered theUniversity last fall with highschool average that placed himamong the limited number offreshmen of honor scholarshipI standing.Brigadier GeneralLectures on WarBrigadier General Paul B. Malone,author and commanding general ofthe 6th corps area, will lecture on“America’s Participation in theWorld War” on Thursday afternoon,April 26 at 4:30 in Harper assemblyroom.From 1917 to 1919 General Ma¬lone was assistant chief-of-staff ofthe A. E. F., commander of the 23rdInfantry, 2nd Division in the Som-medieu, Troyon and Marbache sec¬tors, the Aisne-Marne defense nearChauleau—Thierry, the Chateau-Thierry operations, and the iniativeoi the offensive of the Allies whichterminated in the Armistice. He hasbeen awarded four major and in¬numerable minor decorations, andhe has received six citations.General Malone, who was gradu¬ated from the U. S. Military academyat West Point in 1894, is the authorof rive popular boy’s books, “Win¬ning His Way to West Point,” “APlebe at West Point,” “A West PointA'earling,” “.A West Point Cadet,”and “.A W’est Point Lieutenant.”Rabbi to LectureHere on JudaismPharisees will be identified andtheir attitude toward law and tradi-ition as well as their conception ofgood, of Israel and of mankind willbe explained H)y Rabbi Jacob S. Lau-terbach at public lectures in Swift106 today, tomorrow and Thursday.Dr. Lauterhach is professor of theTalmud at the Hebrew Union collegeof Cincinnati. The lectures are of thesecond annual series of exchange dis¬cussions between the University andthe Union college. Dr. Shirley Jack-son Case of the University spoke on‘Jesus and the Faith of Early Chris¬tianity” at the Union college March26, 27, and 28. BENSON BAND TOPLAY FOR HONORSOCIETY DANCETickets Go On Sale inReynolds Club,Bookstore“Benson’s Red Coats under the di¬rection of Walter Eden have beenselected as the bunch to whose lazy,hazy tunes the crowd will glide overthe floor when Skull and Crescentand Score club hold their combineddance at the Shoreland on May 11,”according to Dexter Masters.Benson’s band is well known onthe campus, having displaced campustalent on various occasions both for¬mal and informal. Its appearancemarks a distinct innovation inthe social promotion of a cam¬pus dance, since smaller orchestrashave been the vogue heretofore.Dance Is InformalAccording to the presidents of thesocieties, the dance will be informal.This is in accordance with campusopinion which tended to lean towardan informal affair. Both presidentsalso favored this opinion since nearlyall the affairs of the winter quarterhave been formal.Tickets for the dance will go onsale Wednesday at the Book storeand Reynolds club. Efforts are alsobeing made to have a representativetake care of the sale in each frat¬ernity house. The price is $2.50 acouple. Tickets will be given out tomembers of both societies when theyhold their joint meeting this evening.Posters Out WednesdayPosters announcing the dance willbe out Wednesday. The designersare certain that the posters will notescape the notice of the campus sincethey are rather lavishly embellishedin flaring blue and white.' Both societies wish to impress oncemore that the dance will be heldMay 11, and not May 4, as statedin The Daily Maroon some time ago.The date has been changed inorder to allow sufficient time to ar¬range plans for the dance as com¬pletely and perfectly as possible.Plans and arrangements have beenprogressing rapidly, and the societiesand the "Red Coats” are cooperatingto put over a success.FAMOUS JAPANESEPRINTS ON DISPLAYIN CLASSICS TODAYA collection of Japanese Printsand Textiles compose the fourth ex¬hibition of the Renaissance Societywhich opened today at 2 in Classics45. The collection has been loanedby Mr. S. H. Mori, an agent fromYamahaka, Japan.The exhibition begins with printsof the last of the eighteenth century,works of Shunco and Koriusai. Itthen skips to Hokusai, the last of thereally great Japanese artists, andhis well known print, The GreatWave. The modern artists are rep¬resented by Kiyochika, Choko, andHasui.New Editorial Board PublishesFirst Forge—Out Next WeekWhen “Forge—a Midwestern Re¬view” makes its appearance duringthe latter part ot next week, it willbe in a slightly altered and enlargedform, according to Dexter Masters,now co-editor of the magazine. Thepolicy inaugurated by the co-editors,Stanley Newman, Frances Stevens,and Dexter Masters makes possible,through increased advertisements,more literary content, and a largermagazine.Critical comment on the Negropoets and a short review of “A Bookof Lyrics” by Daniel Hugh Verder,will be contained in the section de¬voted to editorials of comment and review which has been added to thisissue.A modernistic woodcut by MurvinGilbert, who designed the cut on thecover of the magazine, will al^o beincluded.Harold Vinal, head of the Vinalpublishing company, Eda Lou Wal¬ton, associate editor of "Palms.” apoetry magazine, and FrederickHoor, a gfroup of whose poem.^ willbe published, are among the leadingcontributors to this issue.“Me and Hannah,” a short story bySterling North, former editor of“Forge—a Midwestern Review,” willbe an interesting feature.Page Twolailu iMaraanFOUNDED IN 1581THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornintrs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratesJ3.00 par year ; by mail, $1.00 per yi'ar extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago PostolTice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March o. 1873.The Daily Maroon exprefsly reserves all rights ol publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Eoitorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DErVRTMENTMenVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardChar>os H. Goou — Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Usher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8”''on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobeit Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein ...Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev-?ll AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerW’allace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresenttiveSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentROBERT C. McCORMACK, Night EditorI THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMj 1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac-j tivity and scholarship. 2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentI* of a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.• 4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-Itown students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.' 6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.I 7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.( 8. Improvement of the Year Book.I 9.” Abolition of E-\l and establishment of group libraries.MR. TUNNEY LECTURESGENE TUNNEY addressed Prof. William Lyon Phelps’ classat Yale yesterday. Tunney, in case you do not know, is theheavyweight boxing champion of the world, and is cutting aunique figure in the pugili.stic world by his so-called interest inliterature and “better things.’’ He goes so far, in fact, as to statequite baldly that he is vitally concerned with the “moral uplift”of the padded glove game which netted him directly and indirect¬ly some million dollars in his recent crusade in this city.Yesterday he pursued his crusading into Prof. Phelps’ classroom. He talked generally about literature and particularlyabout Shakespeare. It is interesting to note a few high spotsof his lecture. Tunney’s first adventure in Shakespeare was withthe opening act of The Winter Tale. He said, “I was forcedto read it ten times before I got the meter and then my firstwholehearted interest began.” We like the pedantic twist thatMr. Tunney has given his lecture through the use of such atechnical term as “meter”: and Mr. Tunney’s use of it remindsus of Mrs. Malaprop’s reference to “the allegories on the banksof the Nile.”The champion is modest. He admits that he is not “a greatscholar,” but that he has “much appreciation of the good worksof this author.” Then in his inimitable, modest way he wonderswhether Shakespeare “would have like me to have risen in theseventh round, when I was down, in my last battle with Demp¬sey?” In concluding he utters a few profound truths for the edi¬fication and betterment of the members of Professor Phelps’class: “Mankind is much better off for what Shakespeare hascontributed,” “Knowledge is a fine thing to have.” ‘Nobody yethas received anything for nothing, and knowledge is only ac¬quired by hard work.”That is Mr. Tunney the crusader, the pugilist who goes infor “better things.”OXFORD ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOONOXFORD STUDENTS are in verbal revolt against the pur¬itan laws for Sunday observ^ation which even go so far as toprohibit the students from taking baths on Sunday afternoons.No theatre-going, no dancing, no forms of outdoor sport areallowed. The only things it seems that are in the good gracesof the authorities are tea and the church, and after tea thechurch is the only alternative for whiling away the time.Compulsory chapel and other dictatorial measures enactedto save the young from peridition whether they want to be savedor not are being abandoned in many of the leading universities.But at Oxford tradition is deep-rooted, and there will have tobe much skirmishing before it can be unearthed. Oxford haslong been pointed out as the model university of the world, andit is gratifying to learn that students there also have their littletroubles. THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 1928OFFICIAL NOTICES’uesday, April 24.■•„ture: “Theories of Per-Assistant Professor .ArthurG. Bill. 8, Station \VM.\Q.I Rati.J sonality.Religious Service, conducted by tluDivinity Faculties, for all members .uthe University, Professor Shirley Jack-son Case. 11:50, Joseph Bond Chapel. fessor of the Talmud, Hebrew Union . old D. Lasswell 6:45, The Art Insti-College, Cincinnati, Ohio. 4:30. Swift | tute.106. ]The Botany Club, 4:50, Botany 13.“The Flora of an Inland Sand Region"(illustrated) Willard N. Clute, Editor.The American Botanist.Public Lecture (The DivinitySchool): “Who Were the Pharisees""Jacob Z. Lautherbach, Ph. D.D.. Pro- Radio Lecture (Downtown): ‘‘Bac¬teria as Man’s Invisible Friends.’’ Dr.Bachman. 6, Satioii WM.‘\Q.Public Lecture (downtown) “ThePropaganda Factor in InternationalRelations.’’ Assistant Professor Hnr- The ChristianThorndike Hilton7:30. Science Society.Memorial Chapel,The Graduate Political Science CIul)7:30, Graduate Clubhouse. “Cam¬paigning.’’ Mr. Harold Ickes. Wednesday, April 25Radio Lecture: “Theories 'of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor Bills,8, Station WMAQ.Religious Service, 11:50. J >scpliBond Chapel. The Reverend WilfredErnest Gordon.The Graduate Classical Club. 8,Classics 20. “The Constitution ofDraco.” .\ssistant Professor GertrudeSmith. The Faculty W’omen’s Lunc!io<‘n.Ida Xoves hall, 12.Public Lecture (the Divinity School)“The .\ttitude of the Pharisees Towardthe Law and Tradition.” ProfessorLauderbach, 4:30. Swift 106.RemovalONMAY 1stWE MOVETOOUR NEWSTOREAT 1459 E.57th ST. OURSTOCK HASBEENGREATLYAUGMENT¬ED BYRECENTPURCHASES4 Rather ThanMove OurEntire Stock,We ArePlacing It OnSale Monday,April 23rd, atGreat PriceReductions. It WillBe Possiblefor You toSave from25% to 75%atThis Sale. Sale StartsMonday,April 23rd,andContinuesUntilSaturday,April 28th.MORETHAN10,000.BOOKSWILL BEPLACEDON SALE. 25%to75%Reductions ComeEarly2,400 NewBooks JustReceivedfrom thePublisherWill BeIncludedin This Sale. f MondaytoSaturday,April 23rdto28th.BURT CLARK, Bookseller5642 Harper AvenueMaroon nine in Confer¬ence opener against North¬western. OTfjeS Wrestlers hold banquetand elect captain tomorrownight.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 1928MAROONS BAHLEPURPLE IN FIRSTCONFERENCE TILTBaseball Squad ClosesPractice ScheduleWtih WinWith a 9-2 victory over Kalmazoostowed away, the Maroon baseballteam opens up its 1928 Conferencebaseball season apainst Northwesternat Evanston tomorrow.In Friday’s game against Kalmazoothe Maroons looked to be in prettygood shape, despite the cold weatherwhich has been haunting Chicago forthe last few weeks. Zimmermanpitched a nice game and, with theadvent of warm weather, he and Kap¬lan should be in excellent condition.The team’s hitting was fair, with thebulk of the base hits being dividedbetween Capt. Anderson, Hoerger,and Wingate. Priess is not up to hisold form as yet but tomorrow’s gameshould find him in good .shape.Although Northwestern took a oneweek training trip last month, it hasalso been bothered by the cold weath¬er. The Wildcats dropped a game toMichigan by a score of 7-1 and lostanother to Wisconsin to the tune of8-2, The trouble with the Evanstonboys so far this season is their In¬ability to field cleanly, with the re¬sult that their many errors presenttheir opponents with unearned runs.Last year the Maroons lost thefirst game to Northwestern by ascore of 10 6 and then came backand won the scond by a score of23-18. Those games were probablythe two weirdest ever played in thisregion, not excluding some of thesupposed to be big league gameswhich are staged in Chicago almostevery day.Next Friday the Maroons will playtheir second game of t he seasonagainst Purdue at Lafayette. Theteam will play two games a week, onTuesday and on Saturday; the ma¬jority of the home games being onthe latter day.M. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, III. Six Ball GamesOn Tomorrow’sIntramural CardFurther play in the Intramuralplayground will be resumed today, at3 o’clock. Six games are scheduledfor today. Last Thursday’s gameswere featured, by close scores in ailgames excei)t one. The schedule fortoday’s games is as follows:3 o’clock:A. E. Pi. vs. Phi Sigma Delta.Delta Sigma Phi vs. Sigma Chi.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Kappa Sigma.4 o’clock:Chi Psi vs. Beta Theta Pi.Z. B. T. vs. Phi Pi Phi.Delta Upsilon vs. T. K. E.The results of last Thursday’sgames are as follows: Pi LambdaPhi 7, Sigma Nu 2; Sigma Chi 7, PhiPi Phi 6; Kappa Nu 12, Dekes 4;Phi Beta Delta 3, Kappa Sigma 5;.\lpha Sigs 2. Beta Theta Pi .5; ChiPsi forfeited to Phi Gamma Delta. Basketball Rules Committee EndsMeeting Without Revising CodeILLINI TENNIS TEAMAPPEARS POWERFUL^rStudehts When the University of Illinoistennis team opens its season againstPurdue here April 28, Coach AlvinR. Cahn should be able to put a.strong outfit on the courts.Last year the Illini placed secondin the Big Ten rankings and Capt.O’Connell was singles champion.O’Connell and R. E. Bard of KansasCity, Missouri, placed second in thedoubles.There is plenty of competition forthe letter men, however, notablyfrom Gordon Brandt of Uhbana, LeoErenburg of Chicago and John Bum¬garner of Tulsa, Oklahoma, sopho¬mores, who rank high in the tennisworld. Then there are Harry Rich¬ter of Gary, Indiana. M. S. Jaquithof Springfield also sophomores, andJohn Thompson of Wood River andC. W, Parks of Pleasant Lake. In¬diana, who were unaivalable lastyear. The basketball rules committee metin New York City over the week withsome big problems at hand to thrashout, but concluded their annual ses¬sion without making any radicalchanges in the game.Stalling and the center tipolT, twofeatures of the game which receivedprominent mention in Big Ten cir¬cles the past season, were practicallyomitted from the discussion. The at¬tempts to eradicate the worst fea¬tures of stalling w^ere confined to acoupe of minor rules, but no majorchange was embodied by the com¬mittee.So when a new season rolls aroundnext w’inter. Big Ten followers willonce again witness the spectacle ofIndiana teams leading the parade ofcontenders. Purdue with Murphy,six feet ixs, was practically unbeat¬able. There was no question butwhat Murphy was the cornerstone ofthe team, and although Doc Mean-well’s Wisconsin quintet did stop himwhen Purdue played Wisconsin atMadison, the Boilermakers reversedthe situation when the BadgersWent down to Lafayette.Indiana with McCracken, now en¬tering only his junior year of BigTen competition, will be difficult tobeat. The competition in the BigTen circuit has practically dissolveditself into a matter of bigger andtaller centers. A team may have abeautiful offense, but what goodit do it when the other side has acenter capable of controlling the tip-off. And any basketball mentor willtel you just how important the cen¬ter tip off play is in Big Ten compe¬tition.Stalling more or less affects thespectators who like to see a tilt play¬ed at its fastest every minute of theTake the shortest way,and the fastest ships. Sailfrom Vancouver or Vic¬toria onoaeofour3 greatWhite Empresses. Large,well aired cabins. Plentyof deck space. Good food.Second class fares beginat $185. First and thirdclk«s also. Only 10 daysto Yokohama ... thenKobe, Nagasaki, Shang¬hai, Hong Kong, Manila.Ask your steamship agentabout it, or write toCanadianPacificWorld’sGreatestT.i«velSystemCarry Canadian PaeifChafuer—Oooa the ' Traveller*orid OverR. S. ELWORTHY, Steamship GeneralAgent, 71 East Jackson Blvd., TelephoneWabash 1904. Chicago or any' localsteamship agent.For freight apply to W. A. Kittermaster,G. W. F. A., The Rookery, Chicago Wliat gooa ISa defreeanyhowif your health has beenimpaired? It’s a biggerasset to you than youreducation — and it’s easyto safeguard. You willfind that it pays to makeevery breakfast includeShreddedWheaWITH MILK OR CREAM time. Stalling from a coach’s view¬point is justifiable as well as goodstrategy. Although the protestsagainst this style of play have beencontinuing over a long period of timeand while all coaches feel that it doesdetract from the excitement of thesport, still it constitutes one of thebasic features of the hardwoodgame. Stalling has saved many agame from a one point defeat, and itis encourged by practically everycoach who studies the strategy ofdefense as contrasted to a whirlwindoffense.Whatever the camplaints may be,the basketball followers will prob¬ably exhibit just as much interest inthe 1928-29 race as the other cham¬pionship struggles. Disappointing asit w'as to see the Maroons handicap¬ped by a lack of a tall center tomatch Northwestern and Indiana forexample, hope springs up once morethat Chicago will be able to fare bet¬ter next season. Chicago hasn’t hadmuch recourse to a stalling gameprimrily because it has had fewleads to protect.The defensive angle has certainlybeen well stressed by Coach Nor-gren. Next season, despite the lossof four veterans, the Maroons, cap¬tained by Virgil Gist, have anotheropportunity of grappling with giantcenters and clever stalling tactics, aspersonified by some of the betterconference teams. Swimming ClubAt NorthwesternTo Visit MidwayMembers of the Daughters ofNeptune, women’s swimming club ofNorthwestern University will visitTarpon, Wednesday evening, April 25in the pool at Ida Noyes hall.The two clubs will swim togetherfrom 7:30 to 8:30 and then repair tothe sun parlor where refreshmentswill be served under the direction ofOlive Eggan. Marjorie Tolman is incharge of the program in the pool.This visit is in return for the visitwhich Tarpon made to the Daugh¬ters of Neptune on March 15 of last! quarter. Both Tarpon and the Daugh-j ters of Neptune are anxious to na-I tionalize and this may be the firststep toward it. ELECT LEADER OFNEXT YEAR’S MATTEAM WEDNESDAYAwarding Of ThreeFeature OfBanquet CupsCO-CAPTAINS LEAD28-29 BADGER FIVECo-captain.Si will lead Wisconsin’s1928-29 basketball team, and thehonor has been bestowed upon JohnDoyle, Waukegan, Illinois, and El¬mer Tenhopen, Cleveland, Ohio. Thepair weer chosen to join in the lead¬ership of next year’s Badger five bythe ten letter men at the annual bas¬ketball banquet.Both boys are juniors and haveplayed two seasons under Coach“Doc” Meanwell. Doyle is a back-guard, and one of the greatest defen¬sive players in the Big Ten. The 1928 wrestling season will beoptped off with a banquet to be heldtomorrow in the Commons. All num¬eral men, varsity men, and winnersof the intraural wrestling boutshave been invited and a large groupis expected. The feature of the ban¬quet will be the election of a captainfor next year, and the awarding ofcups to the team.Three cups are to be awarded tothe teams. One cup is for the wrest¬ler who ha? been undefeated thisseason; another cup will go to theone who has scored the most pointsthis season; whil the third will go tothe one who has the best scholasticrecord. Kaare Krogh is the only un¬defeated wrestler this seaon, whileboth Krogh, Fishman, and Penstonethe possibilities for the second cup.The cups will be awarded by a voteof the members of the squad. Thereis no outstanding candidate for thecaptaincy, any man who has com¬pleted this year is eligible to becaptain. Krogh, while will be inschool for the football season, willbe ineligible for wTestling as he hasalready competed for three seasons.STEPPING OUT!AAd: “/ thought Goofus was such a quiet boy.'*Brad: **He is, till he starts thumping around on his old hard heels.'The light step—easy, springy,confident—is a part of win¬ning personality in college as wellas out.That may be why so very fewleaders wear hard heels. Hard heelsare noisy; they jar him who weai^and him who hears. Theytire everybody.But rtdbber gives, and lifts,and helps. Therefore the great and growing popularity ofrubber heels.Especially Goodyear WingfootHeels! All new live rubber.Full of cushion, good looks, andwear. More people walk on GoodyearWingfoot Heels than on any other kind.Just a word to your shoerepairman: "New Good¬year Wingfoot Heelstoday!**Copyrllbt 1928, b; The Goodyear Tlr* * Rubber Oo.. Inc.WINGVOOTPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. APRIL 24, 1928CLASSinED ADS"‘OUTWARD BOUXD" is to hepresented by The I’niversity Dram¬atic Association next Friday eveniiiain Reynolds Club Theatre. The playis unique in that each and every oneof its characters is already dead whenthe curtain rises. Xotwiihstandinuthe morbid prospect. Director O’Harathat members of the cast are in goodspirits.MAXWELL BODEXHEIM. thepoet novelist who is reading at TheCube tomorrow night, was backstageat that Little Theatre a couple ofweeks agooff mfwy mfwy mfwypfniweeks ago when one of the women inthe production approached him withthis pretty speech:—“Mr. Bodenheim.you write the damn lousiest poetry Tveever read!!” Onlookers report thatBodenheim shocked them savagely re¬plying, “For once in my life I’ll do theChrisitan thing:—you’re a very charm¬ing little actress!” WANTED—Senior Counsellor forgirls camp near Chicago. Write, giv¬ing age, education, experience. Ad¬dress, Camp Director, 18 E. Elm St.,Chicago. self-starter new battery five goodtires. 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