Vol. 28. No. 96.The Blind AlleyA1 E. WiddifieldBeneath the zvaters of the seaAre lobsters thick as thick can be—They love to dance with you and me.My ozon, my gentle salmon!The poor American college. Willthe profound sages and journalisticnovelists never cease their gibberingabout “campus life?” The subject hasbecome so road-weary and so abusedthat we shy at the sight of it.F. Scott Fitzgerald started the anti-phonal chorus six years ago when hesang his song of collegiate Moribun-dia in This Side of Paradise and turn¬ed the eyes of book-reading Americaon the college, particularly Princeton.The book was a be.st seller in its day,and although it is stale, conventionalstuff now, it gave out the first notesof a student attitude we find in everycampus.Next came Percy Marks, whodressed up the Fitzgerahf collegeanain a lurid kimona. called it The PlasticAge, and pawned it off on a publicwhich, though often termed “unsus¬pecting,” is always eager for 'bizarretales of the “new generation.” Thisaberration sold like mad for a yearand a half. The bacchanalian de¬bauches it painted are still descrilied aturban Literary and Sewing clubs whenthe conver.sation lags. Mid-westerncolleges took up the book as a socialtext and modelled their frat dances onthe Percy Marks plan. It was some-!thing like Judge Junior’-' Heres’ How.Last week Boni and I.iverightbrought out Boojum, bv Charles Wer- |tenbaker, inodelcii on the Fitzgerald Inovel, and a more ridiculous compila¬tion of bunk than any of its predeces¬sors. I call the stuff "bunk” not be¬cause I doubt the conditions it de¬scribes—the drinking bouts, and the jamazing student versatility at compos- jing and singing limericks and ballads ;—but because it, like the Percy Marks [effort, is the child of the author's ob- jsession. Mr. Wertenbaker picks out asingle thread from the fabrIV of col¬lege life and dangles it in front ofvour eyes while he chants . . .Oh the Queen of Spain was a spright¬ly dame,O a sprightly dame was she . . .Like so many of the “portraits ofcollege life” the book is little betterthan the old Penny .\rcade machine,into which you dropped your coin andwatched the pretty lady comb her hair.You feel silly after it’s all over, unlessyou’ve never been in college. In thelatter case you lay down the book witha relish and say “Ain’t it awful!”♦ * ♦The most profound treatment of themysterious college machine is a vol¬uminous volume by a“ professor atthe University of Michigan named An-gell. His anfractuous “study” is call¬ed The Campus: an analysis. TheProfessor takes you through the wholerealm of college activity, pointing hispedantic fingers into the fleshpot andthat, giving the “whys and wherefores”in toto.I^st week who should voice hisweighty opinion of the American col¬lege but Mr. George Bernard Shaw.The playwright raved on for somethree hundred words ending his “ser¬mon of opinion” with the suggestionthat a young man should travel, pre¬ferably on foot and fourth class, rath¬er than go to college.But the author of Pygmalion prob¬ably knows no more about the valuesof an American college education thandoes Peggy Bernier, who portrays thetypical college woman in Good News,and who has obviously never beenwithin three counties of one. PaulAsh found her.* ♦ ♦About a century and a half ago JeanJaques Rousseau said, in Emile, orEducation, “things would be worsewithout this education, and mankindcannot be made by halves.” In thatsentence he says about all there is tosay for the American erudition mach¬inery.“God makes all things good,” saidRousseau, “man meddles with them and(Continued from page 3) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. APRIL 20. 1928MARCH TO SOUTH SHORE TONIGHTOPEN SESSION OF MODELASSEMBLY GIVESDIAZ DELEGATIONNICARA^A SEATSingle Vote MajorityAdmits Russiato LeagueBy Ruth DreyerJohn C. Kennan, acting president,welcomed 250 representatives offifty world powers to the first of themock sessions of the League of Na¬tions yesterday in Mandel hall at 2.Glenn B. Meagher, of the University,was chosen president of the assemb¬ly by unanimous consent.Delegates from Belgium, Portgal,Austria and Esthonia were elected tothe comrrkittee to report on creden¬tials of delegates.Diaz Faction WinsRoll-call vote was taken on theNicaraguan Sandino-Diaz questionat the instigation of Robert Tieken,of Portugal. The Diaz faction wonby a count of thirty to nineteen.Spirited debate and well-groundedspeeches characterized the eveningsession. Mr. Charles C. Bauer, whohas attended almost every session ofthe League at Geneva and is consid¬ered an eminent League authority,spoke on “The League Today.”Bauer ExpTatixs League“The sensational attitude on thepart of the newspapers may be ex¬plained largely by lac’K of understand¬ing of just what the Le.igue is,” saidMr, Bauer. “It is a method of concil¬iation, conferennee, and cooperation.If we did not have a League, wewould have to have somet-hing simi¬lar, because problems arise which canbe settled only by arbitration. Theold methods of occasional confer¬ences at moments of stress have beenfound inadequate. The naval disar¬mament conference could not helpbut fail, for there were no prelim¬inary discussions to clear up techni-(Continued on page 2)Field’s and BoardOf Trade VisitedOn Y.W.C.A. TourMarshall I'icld’.'^ nepartment storeand the Board of Trade arc the twoplaces of interest included on the pro¬gram of the Tours committee of theY. W. C. A. planne for Saturday. TheInformation office on the third floor ofFields will he the meeting place ofthose wishing to take the trip. Thestudents will meet at 9;30. Two of theunusual features planned are visits tothe fur storage room and the sub-basements.During the busiest time of the day.11 to 12, the group will see the Boardof Trade in operation.Pasadena PreacherTalks At MandelDr. Robert Freeman of the firstPresbyterian Church of Pasadena,California; Rabbi J. Z. Lauterbachof the Hebrew Union college of Cin¬cinnati; and the Reverend Canon R.H. Streeter, a Fellow of Queen’s col-leeg, Oxford are the theologians whowill speak next week at open lecturesunder the auspices of the Divinityschool.Dr. Freeman will preach on Sun¬day in Leon Mandel hall at 10:45Dr. Streeter on Monday in JosephBond chapel at 4:30, and Dr. Lauder-bach on Tuesday, Wednesday andThursday. Announce PlayersFor Season’s LastDrama ProductionThe first authorized Chicago pre¬sentation of Sutton Vane’s “OutwardBound” will be given Friday evening.April 27, at 8 in the Reynolds clubtheatre. This is the fifth and finalplay of the season sponsored by theDramatic association, and will be thelast appearance of the senior mem¬bers.The cast as announced by Mr.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, director ofstudent activities, is in order of ap¬pearance: Scrubby, Alexander Uun-.say; Ann, Charlotte Eckhart: Henry,Fred von Amnion: Tom Prior, Rus¬sell Wliitney; Mrs. Clivedeu-Banks,Eleanor Metzel; Mrs. Midget, Mar¬garet Carr; Reverend William Duke,Norman Eaton; Mr. Lingley, H.Hadley Kerr; Reverend Frank Thom¬son, Leslie Matousek..‘Xdmittance to the play is liy seasoncard. This plan of admission was in¬augurated at the first of the year,and is considered a success by the of¬ficers of the Dramatic association.Teh past season nas included thepresentation orf “Daisy Mayme,"“Caesar and Cleopatra,” The Play-fest, and the \firror production, “HighHeel.s.”According to custom, refreslimentswill he served in the Tower room im¬mediately following the performance.ALPHA DELTS GIVEPLAYS FOR ALUMNI,STUDENT AUDIENCESThe Alpha Delta Phi chapter willissue invitations to campus leadersfor the two .41pha Delt plays to begiven Friday, May 4 and Saturday.May 5 at 8 in the Reynolds Clubtheatre. Invitations to Friday night’sperformance will be given to couplesand dancing until 1 will followe theperformance. A reception for thechapter’s alumni will be held beforethe plays on Saturday night. The playactors are being coached by JohnGerhart, with some assistance fromAssistant Professor Frank O’Hara ofthe English department.•A sea play by Eugene O’Neill,“Where the Cross Is Made” includesSidney Collins. Norman Eaton, Wil¬fred Heitman and Robert Graf in thecast.The other play, “Tuare Medicine”is by Paul Green. The cast includesChub Fox. John Gerhart, LafayetteMarsh, and Cameron Eddy.EXPEDITION leaderILLUSTRATES TALKH, H. von der Osten, leader of theOriental Institute Hittite Expeditionof 1926 will give an illustrated lec¬ture on “Explorations and Excava¬tions in Cappadocia” at a meetingof the Near East club, Monday at7:30 in Swift 108.Among the numerous finds madeon. the Hittite expedition by Mr.von der Osten was a Middle Kingdomstatue of nearly 2000 B. C. bearingan Egyption inscription. This wasturned up in the ruins of KuriginKaleh and suggests intimate relation¬ship between the Hittites and theEgyptians. Mr .von der Osten dis¬covered fifty-five new sites whichcould be identified as ancient Hittitesettlements, towns and cities hereto¬fore unknown. The explorers alsofound a line of observation postsand postern passages cut in the rocksof the Hittite strongholds. Honor Club DanceBids Appear SoonTickets for the Score Club-Skull andCrescent spring dance to be held at theShoreland Hotel on the evening ofFriday, May 11, will go on sale nextWednesday, according to an announce¬ment made yesterday by the danceconmiittee of the two clubs. The dateof the dance, previously announced asMay 4th, has been changed in orderto allow sufficient time to arrangeplans for the dance as completely andas perfectly as possible.According to Glen Haywood andDexter Masters, president of Skull andCrescent and Score Club, respectively,there is some question as to whetherthe dance will be formal or informal.Campus opinion at present seems tobe about evenly divided, according toseveral members of the societies, butthe committee in charge has intimatedthat the question will ultimately bedetermined in accordance with thisopinion.The orchestra that will play for thedance has been selected and will beannounced in the next issue of theDaily Maroon.N. Y. Times HoldsExams In HarperExamination of participants in theIntercollegiate Current Events Con¬test. sponsored by the New YorkTimes, will be held today, at 1:30'in Harper Mil. The contest, in whichnineteen other colleges of the UnitedStates are engaged, is given in the! belief that a thorough grasp of con¬temporary affairs is an essential partof the equipment of a college career.rhree prizes of $150 and a NewX'ork Times medal, $75. and $25 willl)c awarded to the three winners atthe University. An additional inter¬collegiate award of $500 will he madefor the best of twenty prize winningexamination papers.Renaissance SocietyTo Place JapanesePrints on ExhibitionJa])anese prints from a collection inthe Fine .'Xrts building wiO he dis¬played from Sunday, April 22, to Sat¬urday, May 4, from two to five in theClassics gallery. The exhibition, tohe held under the auspices of the Ren¬aissance Society, will be loanedthrough the courtesy of Mr. F. H.MIori, Japanese collector.“The prints are especially attrac¬tive because of their vivid coloring.The workmanship is fine, and has adelicate and flowerlike quality,” com¬mented Mrs. Henry Gordon Gale,president of the organization.Leila Whitney, NewHead of Art ClubLeila Whitney was elected presi¬dent of the Art club at a meetingheld last Wednesday. Her assistingofficers are Betty Brian, secretary-treasurer, and Carol Simons, socialchairman. Mass Whitney is also pres¬ident of Federation and a memberof Sigma.At the conclusion of the elections,Rainey Bennett, the retiring presi¬dent ,expressed his appreciation forthe cooperation of the club membersduring the past year.The next meeting of the Art clubat which plans will be made for theSpring quarter, will be announcedlater. LEAGUEJunior ManagersNamed for AnnualPrep Track MeetJunior managers for the twenty-fourth National Interscholastic Trackmeet, to be held June 1 and 2 inStagg field, have been appointed byWilliam Heitman, student director ofthe enterprise. They are; Harry Ha-gey, Chi Psi, publicity; Ben Patter¬son, Psi U., organization; CharlesCutter, Deke, entertainment; RobertSpence, Alpha Delt, rbshing. Sopho¬mores to work under the direction ofthe junior managers are to be an¬nounced next week.The meet, which is under the su¬pervision of Director H. 0. Crisler,will be held in Stagg Field for thefirst time in three years. Last yearand in 1926 the contest w'as trans¬ferred to Soldiers’ Field owing tothe construction of football stands inthe University field.Announcements of the meet,founded by Coach A. A. Stagg four¬teen seasons before the BasketballInterscholastic, will be sent throughthe country by May 1. During thelast few years the number of compe¬titors has increased annually. Lastyear’s meet was participated in by202 high schools and academies fromthirty-three states.SHAILER MATTHEWSUPHOLDS CHICAGO’SBETTER REPUTATION“As long as virtue is no news, thecity is safe,” said Shailer Mathews,Dean of the Divinity School. “Sincethe exceptional is always the news, Iam glad that virtue is considered acommonplace in Chicago,” he added.“The forces of good work just asactively in this city as the forces ofevil, graft .and coiTuption, Considerthat Chicago has more students ofChristian theology than an other cityin the world. We have more art stu¬dents than any other city of the samesize. Where else except in Chicagoare there as many institutions ofhigher learning that have national,even world-wide reputations?”Dean Mathews expressed himselfin the same way in a letter whichwas printed in the “Voice of thePeople” column, of the ChicagoDaily News.EDITOR OF BOTANYJOURNAL TO SPEAKWillard N. Clute, editor of TheAmerican Botanist, will address theBotany club Tuesday at 4:30 in Bot¬any 13 instead of Monday, the regularday of meeting. He will speak on the“Vegetation of an Inland Sand Areaof Illinois.” Since Mr. Clute lives inJoliet, his specific illustration will bea stretch near the Kankakee River.Tea will be served before the lecture.Mr. Clute is a noted Batanical au¬thor and has written an importantbook on Ferns. Another of his workspresents an extensive study of thefloral of the Susquehanuar River.Ernest Thompson Seton, noted nat¬uralist, is another of the importantspeakers of the quarter who will ad¬dress the Botany club at a meetingto be held Monday, May 7. MILITARY BALLPARADE BEGINSTONIGHT AT 11Students Join OfficersIn Fourth AnnualGrand March ^Tonight at 11 three hundred andfifty couples, led by Ben Patterson andEloise Kresse on one wing and byMelvin .\brahamson and MarjorieCreighton on the other, will pass be¬neath an arch of sabres and roses asthe grand march of the University’sFourth Annual Military Ball beginsin the ballroom of the South ShoreCountry club.Frankie Masters and his orchestra,,welI-know’n to movie-goers in theBalaban and Katz theaters, but appear¬ing at a campus function for the firsttime, are furnishing the music forthis dance, the major social event ofthe Spring quarter.Form ArchSponsored by Crossed Cannon, W.Buell ScacA cadet-major of the Uni¬versity’s R. O. T. C. unit has planneda series of military ceremonies. Themembers of Crossed Cannon, campusclub for officers in the unit, will formthe arch with their dress sabres.The student sponsors of the dance,the girl whose ecort are members ofCrossed Cannon, are Helen King,Dorothy Lowe, Katherine Rose, Char¬lotte Eckhart, Peg Pringle, LauraReynolds, and Eleanor McEwen.Name PatronsThe patrons and patronesses for theball include President and Mrs. MaxMason, Dean and Mrs. Chauncey S.Boucher, Major and Mrs. Thomas J.J. Christian, Harold H. Swift, Briga¬dier-General and Mrs. Paul B. Malone,and Captain Jewett D. Matthews, thesponsors of the dance.The favors consist of gold memor¬andum books for the ladies, while theescorts will be presented with stirrupsat the close of the grand march. Thesewill be attached to the dance program.Dancing is to last until 2.New AppointmentsAnnounced; TrusteesApprove PromotionsAmong the new appointments an¬nounced by the University Board ofTrustees is that of Professor F. C.Koch as Chairman of the Depart¬ment of Physiological Chemistry andPharmacology, Avery 0. Craven ofthq University of Illinois has beenmade an Associate Professor ofAmerican History; Dr. Charles S.Capps, Assistant Professor of Roen¬tgenology in the Department of Med¬icine; Edward A. Henry, Acting Di¬rector of the University Libraries,and Dr. P. D. Ward, Assistant Direc¬tor of the Albert Merritt BillingsHospital.Present FederationAdvisor at LuncheonMiss Elsa Chapin, the new facultyadviser of the Federation of Univers¬ity women and instructor in English,will be introduced to the members ata luncheon to be held today at 12 inthe sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall.The sixty new upper class counsel¬lors have been invited to the luncheon.Leila Whitney, president of Federationhas urged all counsellors to attend al¬though they may not have replied tothe invitations sent them last week.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1928iatlg iiarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year e.xtra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second'class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago. Illinois, March13, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringseditorial DEPARTMENTMen *Victor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardCharv.'s H. Gooo Day EditorLouis Engle Day ElditorEdwin Levin ..Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Grusk’n W'histle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EdjtorHarriet Harris Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society ElditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore ElditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Elditor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern SporU EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da—«nn ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein __Adverti8ing ManagerHubert Lover*?!! AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ... Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks __Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentEDWIN LEVIN, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in urdergradnate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvemoni gf tke Yotur Book.9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment of group libraries.THE “SCHOLARSHIP INTERSCHOLASTIC’On May 11 another interscholastic meet will be held underthe auspices of this University. On that date over 500 youth, themaster minds of their various prep schools, will invade the cam¬pus to do or die in the annual prize scholarship examinations.There will be no galleries brimming over with wide-eyed specta¬tors urging them on, nor will the metropolitan newspapers fea¬ture their efforts and progress in bold, black headlines. Nor isit likely that the mayors or the bands of their home towns willwelcome the triumphant ones back, for this is one interscholasticgathering that is clouded with comparative serenity and notmuch ado. The young scholars equipped with ink-filled foun¬tain pens, blotters and erasers are herded into various roomswhere for three hours they empty their minds of all the knowl¬edge of French or Mathematics or any one of the numerous othersubjects that they contain. They do that, then grab a sandwichand a cup of coffee somewhere, and return home.At least that has been the procedure in the main of themeeting in the past. This year, however, George R. Moon, Uni¬versity examiner, has decided to give the affair some of the ex¬ternalities that accompany the atheltic meets. Rushing has beenan important item in both the basketball and track interscholas¬tics so why not incorporate some of it in the “Scholarship In-terscholastic,” Mr. Moon argues. Are not youths with well-developed brains as desirable fo the .school as youths with well-developed muscles? There are any number of ca.ses proving thatthe lad who was once the pride of his Latin or Chemistry teacherhas made good by becoming a president of a college, nation orbusiness organization, or a world-famous scientist, or a leaderin literary circles. But how many shot-putters have reachedany prominence outside of the bond business?The arguments are sound. Some persons have lamented theraising of the entrance requirements at this institution on thegrounds that the all-aroundness of the student personnel willsuffer therefrom. This is an absurd fear on the very face of it.There are any number of earnest students on the. campus whoare active outside of the classroom.So a student chairman has been appointed for the “Scholar¬ship Interscholastic,” and he, in turn, has appointed a unmberof committee heads. Thus when the hopefuls from Oak Park,Milwaukee, and Indianapolis and other points swarm in on us,they will be fittingly entertained and told why this Universityis the only college for them.It will be interesting to see what results the rushing chair¬men will get. How ineffective they have been in coaxing prep.schbol athletes here is a well-known fact. But they are fortifiedwith much better arguments when it is mei*ely a matter ofattracting scholars. This institution has much more appeal to ascholar than an athlete. Furthermore the examinees are not-from such distant and various points as Walla Walla, Albuquer¬que or Naugatuck but from the immediate area. There seems,indeed, to be much more justification in rushing this particulargroup of youths than those who participate in the World’a (Great¬est meets; and we repeat that the results should prove interest¬ing. OmCIAL NOTICES Open Session of ModelLeague O’Neill and MumfordHonoredFriday, April 20Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor Arth¬ur G. Bills of the Psychology depart¬ment. 8 A. M., Station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, 11:50, JosephBond Chapel. The Reverend VonQgden Vogt, pastor of the UnitarianChurch, 57th and Woodlawn.Public Lecture: Downtown: “TheFactors of Organic Evolution” (il¬lustrated). Professor Horatio H.Newman of the Zoology department.6:45, the Art Institute.Public Lecture (Renaissance So¬ciety) : “The Evolution of Style inModern Art.” Oscar Hagen, Profes¬sor of History and Criticism of Artand Head of the Department of Art,University of Wisconsin, Harper .As¬sembly room, 8:15. (Continued from page 1)calities, and there was no promise ofa follow-up.”League Admits RussiaAfter formal debate by ten coun¬tries. with strong arguments on bothsides, the Union of Socialist SovietRepublics was admitted to theleague by a vote of twenty-nine toeleven Twenty-eight votes are re¬quired for admissionBelle Rubin of Russia expressedthe appreciation of her country inRussian, as did Ben Cohen in Eng¬lishDiosdado Yap in discussing thesituation in the Philippines today de¬clared, “We are anxious to join theLeagpie. Our efforts have been allin vain, for we are not a^ sovereignpower. On behalf of my appressednation I plead for your cooperationwith us to obtain our political free¬dom.” Among the forty American bookspublished in the United States in 1926which the American Library associa¬tion lias selected as most worthy ofinclusion in a world list of notablebooks arc Lewis Miiniford's The Gold¬en Day, and Eugene O’XeiH’s TheGreat God Brown, both issued liy Boniand Liveright.This list was prepared for the In¬ternational Institute of IntellectualCooperation, in Paris, and the purposeof the list is to acquaint nationals ofeach country with the best literaryproduction of other countries.In compiling the .American list, ac¬cording to the association announce¬ment. “the headquarters staff has hadthe cooperation of a number of dis¬tinguished librarians, scholar? andspecialists in various fields. riie re¬sult therefore represents a consensusof opinion, and not individual judg¬ment.” TOWa THEAHIE63rd at BlackstoneContinued 1-11 p. m.i McCALL - BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS40-TALENTED STARS-40Iin conjunction withLatest Feature Photoplaysan& 57th ^tp^etOon O^den Uo^t — ministerSUNDAY, APRIL 22I I A. M.—“The Tests of Idealism."6 P. M.—Channing Club. “The Youth Movement in Ger¬many." Mr, Kurt R. Mattusch.*ThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster Club -Foe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe W’estminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyrterianChurdiWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning SerTice* atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy,7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark Ave.Hyde Park Presbyter-iaii ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.11:00—Regular Service.8:00—Regular Evening Service.GOTO CHURCHIt will help you to leada better, cleaner life. Hyde Park Congrega-tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 2211 a. m.—Church Service,"Walk Humbly with God,”6 p. m.—Scrooby Club:Elizabeth Davis, Social ServiceWorker, and a nu*nil)er of Scroo-l)y Clul) will speak on "TheNaughty Child.”Kefresimients Entertainment.All University students areurged to attend our friendly ser¬vices.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School. 9:30 A. M.11 a. m.—“The Fine Art of Get-ing .Along in the World."8 p. m.—Orchestra Sacred Con-cer..B. Y. P. U. invite* you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENOMINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11 :0() a. m.—Morning Worship.12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples'Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-Baritone.411 students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesChicago EthicalSociety418 S. Michigan AvenueA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATERSimdav, .Ai)ril 22 at 11 A. M.Dr. Horace J. Bridges will speakon Shakespeare’s “Tempest” andthe “Forgiveness of Injuries.”Visitors Cordially WelcomeAll Seats Free EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn 65tbThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7;.10 a. m.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11 ;00 a. m.—Holy Enchari.st andSermlon.7 45 p. m.—Evensong. .Address.All students especially Episcopa¬lians are invited to Young People’sClub at 6:00 p. m. Daily services.• • *Th« Chorch ofThe Redeemer$<th and BlackstoH*REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..5550 Blackstone Ave.University Student Pastor:REV. BENJAMIN HORTON, A. B. Asst.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith sermon at 11 a. m.I horal EveiiMiiig and ?ennun.7:30 p. m./Young People’s Meet¬ing 5 p. m. with supper. Studentsespecially welccmie. Daily cha!)elservice every week day.• * •St. Paul’s ChurchSOta and OevchaatarPariah Office: 4946 Dorcheater AvanwTel. Oakland 318$REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service. 11:00 a. m.'Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young People*’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ava.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts.Sunday, April 2211 a. in.—College ( las.ses.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hoar.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groupa.8:00—Evening wor.ship plannedby young people.8:45 p. m.&The irf)ine Party.Friday, April 20—The WorldWide Guild will present two plays,$50. Dancing affterwards in theSouth Club Room.St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th SLKing D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY, APRIL 221 1 :00 A. M.—A Recognition Service for Missionaries.8:00 P. M.—“What I Believe About Prayer,Make This Your Church Home.Look for the ToworWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodla%ini Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorSUNDAY, APRIL 22Morning 11 o’clock—“The Foes and Allies of Christianity.”Evening 7 ;45 o’clock—Bishop Fred B. Fisher of India. Bish¬op Fisher has just returned from India.Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, APRIL 22Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—Prof. W. C. Bower on “The Age and ItsGod.”Wranglers at 5:30—Mr. Wise will give the last of his seriesof talks on Music Appreciation. /THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1928THE WEEKLY REVIEW" Published Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonLifeWritten especially for The WeeklyReview of The Daily Maroon byMAXWELL BODENHEIMMax BodenheimPays Us a VisitBy A1 E. Widdifield 'Mr. Maxwell Bodenheim came backto Chicago the other day to revisitthe environs that inspired the pub¬lication of that mauve-tinted expres¬sion of Chicago’s “old" bohemia: TheLiterary Times. Ben Hecht is nothere to join him in his reminiscing.In tact. lie will tell yini. none ot themembers in the old "ring" that soalarmingly iiaraidirasetl “.•Xmerica” arett> be foitnd baitnting the city. StillMr. Bodenheim. who holds that con-tetnplatioti is one of the richer jtleas-ures of life, awaits the publication ofhis latest tiovel “(ieorgie May" (HoniiK- l.'vcright) with apparent compla-cetice iti spite t>f the abseticc ol hisold contpatriots.Mr. Bodenheim dropped into theoffice of rite Daily Maroon the otherday inqitiring after (dd friends ande.xpounditig on the beatititdes of hiscorn-cob pipe. He bemoaned the lit¬erary sterility of the Windy C ity andtold us of the “good old day>" whenhe and Mr. Hecht wrote “The Dregs”and played it at their little theatredown on 57th street, two doors castof “The Cube.’’An Early Little Theatre"It was a great place,” said Mr.Bodenheim reverentially. "We (ailedit ‘ The Players Workshop’ little realiz¬ing that it was destined to be one ofthe firt ‘little theatres’ in the van¬guard of a movement that has swept.America. Sherwood .Anderson wasthere, and we cast John V. A. Weaverin one of our fir.-t plays. I'lial washack in 1916 in the time ot StanleySzukalski, the ultra modern -cnliitor.He’s gone to Europe. 1 gties'.”“But what of Chicago now.'” weasked Mr. Bodenheim. “.Are you surethat the city is as void of artistryand genius as some people think.-”“.A complete blank," he rexpondedwith conviction. "Every thing artistichas fallen flat. Beyond the shortflourish of 1916 Chicago has no back¬ground. Perhaps when she finishesW’acker Drive, subdues her machine-gun war, and erects a few more .archi¬tectural atrocities she may think of artThat will not accur for twenty years,in the meantime there is no hope.( hicago is raw, new, provincial. ”Such was the st inphony in black thatMr. Bodenheim sang: a hopeless, col¬orless, business-mad cipher complete¬ly bald any an intellectual growth, ;uiddestined to remain so for two decades.‘‘.And do you hold that the sterilityof Chicago’s cultural life is indica¬tive of ati apathetic condition through¬out the nation?” we asked him."N'ot exactly,” he responded rnmin-atively. (We began to fear he wasone of those Newyorkmaniacs. 1"Dreiser? .Anderson?” we suggestedcoyly.The mention of these twe) namesaroused! Mr. Bodenheim from hisruminations. He pounced niion theword Dreiser like an evening robin ona fresh earthworm.“Dreiser! Ihat man can’t evenwrite balanced and dramatic hinglish,”he said. "He isn’t aware that such athing as synta.x exists, and the ele¬ments of grammar have no more sig¬nificance to him than the bean cro))on the island of Samoa in 1906. Asfor .Anderson, he may have writtena few i)as.sable .sliort stories buthis novels shout of his pagan wor¬ship of Freud. They shriek sex."So much for Mr. .Anderson and Mr.Dreiser we thought.The Literary Great“Well, who, then, is emanating anyliterary rays?” we asked.Mr. Bodenheim thought a momentand then began speaking names thathad never occurred to us as being par¬ticularly significant.“Among the novel sts,” said the au¬thor of “Replenishing Jessica,” “thereare Elliot H. Paul, Roger Sergei, Jfvir-othy Richardson, \'irginia Wolf, Er¬nest Hemingw'ay. This man W. L.River is hopeful but we have no defin¬ite indication of his genius.’’“And what poets?” we asked.(Continued in col. 6) Best SellersThe following books are report¬ed by Br^ntano’s as being mostin demand during the past week:FICTIONTHE BRIDGE OF SAN LUISREY, by Thornton Wilder (Boni).An inquiry into the ways of Prov¬idence, as exemplified in the livesand deaths of five singularly dif¬ferent persons.ETCHED IN MOONLIGHT, by•James Stephens (Mncmillan). Halfa dozen austere, grim ami pow’er-ful short stories, studies in psy¬chology.THE GREENE MURDERCASE, by S. S. Van Dine (Scrib¬ner). A .series of murders in avery unpleasant family is solvedby Philo Vance.THE ISLAND WITHIN, byLudwig Lewisohn (Harper). Thedifficult problem of the culturedJew’s adjustment to a Gentileworld.SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY, byDawn Powell (Brentano). Tw'ogirls react differently to the snob¬bery of the small town wherethey were reared.CRUSADF?, by Donn Byrne(Little, Brown). .An Irishknight of the Middle .Ages find astrange and romantic destiny inthe Holy Land.NON-FICTIONDl SR .\F. 1.1, by .Aiulrv .Mauroixt .Afipleton). Vivid character studyof a brilliant political adventurer.•MY LIFE, by Isadora Duncan(Liveright). The career and lovelife of a great personality whohappened to be also a famousdancerSTRANGE INTERLCDE. byEugene O’Neill (Liveright) .Anine art psychological drama ofa woman and her husband, fatherlover, and son, from youth to age.COUNT LUCKNEK. THE SEADEVII., by Lowell Thomas (Dou¬bleday, Doran). The exploits ofthe most courageous and succes.s-ful of German naval raiders dur¬ing the war.WHY MEN FAIL, by MorrisP’ishbein and William .A. White(Century). Environmental andtemperamental handicaps analy¬zed.POEMS IN PRAISE OF PRAC¬TICALLY NOTHING, by SamuelIlotfenstein (Liveright). Keen¬ly satirical lyrics in the traditionof Heine.Books. . . farcH cut hif the mnnn to asteoniesK of ntoiie . . .ETCHED IN MOONLIGHT, byJames Stephens, (Macmillan). .Acritic said: “If I were venturing forthtoday to buy a book. I should walkstraight to the (ictiou counter and de¬mand Etched in Moonlight, by JaniesSteplieiix. sight unseen. It puts sevenshort stories by this talented writerinto one volume.”A more exotic critic say; "I'.ttliedin moonlight there is no variety—onlythe alternating black and silver ofspar.se trees afar off, and the relentless greys of the vegetation under-fodt. Striding through this spectralworld they come, these three, to thedeserted castle, where the jealous loverimprisoned his love and her betrothed.Fugitive, he roams to the ends of theearth year after year, tormented byfear and remorse, until at last bis cycleof self-recrimination brings him againto the silent castle and the ‘faces cutby the moon to a sternness of stone.’The punishmcMt that awaits him hasbeen modeled of modern psycho-ana¬lysis, but cast in fairy talc."Another critic said: “I refuxe to re¬view a James Stephens book. I bcy^don’t review,”And so Etched in Moonlightcomes into the literary limelight ofthe day. It is the first thing theauthor has accomplished since his esti¬mable Crock of Gold ai^iieared fouryears ago. This new book has lessof the whimsical smile to it than had(Continued on page 4) You dyed your hair pale green,The color of a virgin’s hate;Set purple on your lips—Decay and ripeness merged by fate.You stained your face dark gray,The tinge between a harlot’s grin:Your orange eyebrows heldThe opulence men call sin.One arm and hand you madeCerise—pink rising to a leer:The other hand and armLight brown, the hue of washed-outfear.Fiorina Lulu Leffingwell (Flossie,Lou, Leffie), dweller in room number54.Cassandra Ellsworth Widdiheld(Cassie), her room-mate.Elizabeth Marguerite Pojxjver(Red), next door neighbor.Marcella Peterson Murray, anotherdweller.Eleanor McEdwards Thomason; astudent.Catty, the maid.The action takes place in FosterHall.(A room which lias always been call¬ed a double bed-room. Tliere is asense of confusion—trunks, suitcases.Cassandra, Klizabcth, Marcella andEleanor are playing bridge. All sitlilimged in deep thought. June, thesweet fragrance of spring is in theair. riie windows are closed.)Elizabeth; Ivxatns are over, thankGod. Wbeii is I''lossIe going?Cassandra: In a little while. What’sthe matter with me? I have chills.1 shall faint. 1 shall faint. Dear Flos¬sie.( Iviiter Fiorina with dresses over herarm.)Fiorina: Oil, my beloved friends,to think I am leaving you. perhapsforever! (Weeping softly, she kissesthem).Elizabeth: Well, you must get atyour packing, Leffie.Fiorina: Red, my own preciousclub-sister, (laughing through hertears). I want to daiicc ami shoutwhen I think of all the happy, happydouble dates we have had together,(kisses Elizabeth passionately).Eleanor: (munching a cucumber).Play on that heart. Dear me, dearme, how shall I ever make game?Fiorina: (kissing each object as sheputs it in her suitcase). My deligbt-6i' galoshes . . . dear old door-stop,(sobs quietly).Marcella (braying like a donkey).What a smell of herring. Friday again. . . isn’t it dreadful?Eleanor; (musing.) 1 wonder if Igot A on that physiology final. Youknow bow hard I study. I must keepmy mind occupied all the time. ButI want better grades.Fiorina: (straightens u|) with vio¬lent agitation). I just can’t go onpacking—I shall scream . . . (softlythrough her tears). 1 can’t conceiveof life without dear old Foster, (kiss¬es the door-knob). This beloved roomw^herc I have slept, laughed, studied(hides her face in her hands) smoked,spent my school girl days of innocenceand happiness . . . Eleanor, what 1 You stained your breast pale blue,The color of a poet’s death:Your legs and feet becameCream-white, i maiden’s beggingbreath.Stern critics, laughing ones,Ob’served you, walking down the streetAnd cried: “She is grotesque,Insanely trivial, repleteWith gaudy posturings!”Or said, while shouts and chortlesbroke:“A strolling paint-shop’s here—Come, tell us, girlie, what’s the joke?”makes you wear your hair that unbe¬coming way? You look so old andugly.Eleanor; And that proves absolute¬ly nothing whatever. (There is a knockon the door. • Catty enters, wearinga red bandana, muttering always toherself).Catty; Some mail. Miss Leffing¬well.l''lorina; Thanks, dear old Catty,(criishe.x the maid to her bosom) . . .F'rom the Library . . . some more ofthose horrid fines. Well, I’m donewith all that now. (tears them upwithout reading them).Elizabeth: (sucking a caramel). I’llprobably die of eating caramels. Didyou know Jack fell out the window ofHarper and broke both his legs?Fiorina: Poor thing. I must havea cigarette ... a Camel, before 1 go.(caresses the ash-tray lovingly) Myown souvenir of the Drake.Eleanor; (musing) If 1 can onlyget enough grade points to make PhiBeta Kappa . , .L'loriiia: (casts look about the room)I'arew’cll, dear old walls. To think1 hardly noticed the graceful crackson your soft grey expanse, and nowI am hungering—hungering in my ten¬der love for you. (kisses walls linger¬ingly). How much these walls haveseen.Eleanor (briskly). Lou, you haveonly twenty minutes to make thattrain.Cassandra: (in despair) Oh, myroom-piate, my room-mate.Fiorina; Farewell my sweet, beau¬tiful, beloved cluh-sisters. (kisses themall, Cassandra twice). (.All sit plung¬ed in thought. Perfect stillness. Sud¬denly there is a sound in the corri-der—ithe sound of a phonographmournfully running down).Fiorina: What’s that?Cassandra; I don’t know. .A dogmoaning, perhaps, or an owl, some¬where, far, far away.•Fiorina: O dear. (J dear, I don’tknow w'hy, but it’s horrid. The samedreadful noise I heard before—Eleanor: Before what?Fiorina; Examinations.Elizabeth: (to Marcella, who isweeping gently, ami wiping away hertears). W'hy are you crying?Marcella; Nothing, O nothing.Fiorina goes out, the rest followher. The stage is empty. Footstepsare heard. Catty appears, imimhlingto herself. She wears as always, thered bandana handkerebief).Catty; (sweeping the floor apathe¬tically). They have gone, (mutterssomething that can’t be flistinguished).These young people . , . leaving onlycigarette ashes. (Again a sound isheard as of a dog moaning, dying awaymournfully).Curtain. TheatresBy J. R. D.WITH THE fourth and finalw'eek of the engagement of theAmerican Opera upon us, it is wellto remind opera-goers of the un¬fortunate passage of time. At theStudebaker theatre, the remainderof this last week will be devotedto a repetition of three plays givenpreviously. “Martha” will be givenFriday night; "Madame Butterfly.’’Saturday afternoon and “Carmen”Saturday night.BEGINNING MONDAY, April23, however, the Studebaker thea¬tre w'ill jireseiit light operas fromthe repertory of Gilbert and Sul¬livan. The charming and wittyI^Mikado" will ne presented thefirst week. This will be followedby two others. “lolanthe” and the“Pirates of Penzance.” The directoris starring no one in the organiza¬tion, but nevertheless the periodpromises to be of unusual brilliancy.ARTISTS AND MODELS, thelatest edition of which is being pre¬sented at the Four Cohans theatre,offers to those with a taste for thecolorful and witty a full repertoireof novelties m the form of gorge¬ous scenic effects, n.usical hits, andclever sketches of singing and danc¬ing. Starring the youthful and de¬bonair Mr. Ostmaii, w'hose im¬promptu tun-making fascinates im¬mensely, Miss Florence .Moore andJack Pearl, the play stands out as abrilliant spectacle which is well inkeeping with the usual excellence ofSchubert revues.THE ERLANGER theatre is stillstarring Eddie [jowding in the joy¬ous musical comedy “HoneymoonLane.” The story of the courtshipdifficulties of two people, the play istender am! pathetic thing, inter¬spersed here and there with situa¬tions which merge into the ridicul¬ous. It furnishes excellent amuse¬ment for light moments.AT THE ILLINOIS theatre,Beatrice Lillie, in the musical farcecomedy "She’s .My Bany ’ is still en¬tertaining with her clownish anticsand fascinating personality.IN THE LINK of amateur the¬atricals, the “Cube’ will present forthe last time Sunday night at 8:30,the old-time temperance melodrama,“Ten Nights in a Barroom. ” I'lieseating capacity of the house willhe increased so that it will not benecessary to turn away patrons ashas hitherto been done. As at theprevious presentations, beer, pret¬zels and free lunch will be served.The Blind Alley(Continued from page 1)they become evil. He forces one soilto yield the products of another, onetree to hear another’s fruit. He con¬fuses and confounds time, place, andnatural conditions. He mutilates hisdog. his horse, and his slave. He de¬stroys and defaces all things; he lovesall that is deformed and monstrous;he will have nothing as nature madeit . . . ye't things wi^uld lx* worsewithout this education.”The iihilosopher of the I'rench Rev-ohition might well have been criticis¬ing the conventional banalities of anAmerican college, amelioratng the pec-cadiloes of curriculum and machineryw'ith—“^yet things would he worsewithout this education. ”But it occurs to me that no man,be he author Fitzgerald or Professor•Angeli, knows the American college isan institution any more than he un¬derstands the rarae aves that inhabitit. Time, development, iicrspectiveare tlie factors that alone will allowus to .see this peculiar establishment asit really exists. Thoe who look backupon it and study it as we .study theSpanish Inquisition, or, (with respectto Mr. Marks and Mr. W'ertenbaker).the War of the Whis'key Rebellion, willbe able to determine the shortcom¬ings and the commonplaces, the ban¬alities and peculiarities of the Twenti¬eth Century college. We know nowthe value of the teachings of .Abelard,can appreciate the psychology of the(Continued on page 6) Max BodenheimPays Us a Visit(Continued from Column 1)‘Elinor Wylie, E. .A. Roninson,Conrad .Aiken, William Carlos VVil-lianis. I.ouis Grudin and KennethFearing,*' he said w-ith a thoughtfulhestitancy. “Fearing graduated fromthi.s University, you know?” Mr. Hod-enheim looked up at Us skepically.We nodded. We had heard of thegetitleman."And do yon infer that thix iiixti-tutlon might have bail to do with .Mr.Feariiig’s quality, nr that of W. L.River?”“Perhaps,’’ said the novalist. “Iam not an enemy of education. A manhas to get his background some place.1 got mine in the south, both at aschool and in the underworld of Mem¬phis. I'niversities are all right butthey could be so much better if itwere not for the ultra-conservatismof tlieir faculties.”A Literary BiographyWe nodded. It is always polite, andoften easier, to nod.Seated at a table in the Corfee Shop.Mr. Bodenheim told us something ofhis literary biography. After studyingin the south, he came to Chicago,he became interested in the “ThePlayers Workshop,” where, with Mr.Hecht he worked on plays. Later,still associated wdth the author of“Count Bruga,” he co-edited “The- Lit¬erary Time" (1916), which ran forfourteen months and enjoyed a pros¬perous circulation. Mr. Bodenheim es¬timates that he and Mr. Hecht wrotesome one hundred and fifty thousandwords each during the life of the pub¬lication. They were the sole contribu¬tors.Shortly after the disappearance ofThe Times, Mr. Bodenheim went toGreenwich N’illage, New York, pub¬lishing (1923) his first novel: “Black¬guard.” Then follow'ed “Crazy Man"’24, Replenishing Jessica” '25, “9thAvenue” ’27. Interspersed with thesenovels he wrote and published sevenbooks of verse, of which ProfessorSapir of the University once said in“The New Republic,” “Maxwell Bod¬enheim expresses the most mordantpoetic genius that America possesses.”Novel Appears SoonA novel entitled “Georgie May” isbeing published by Boni and Liver¬ight at this time and is scheduled toappear next month. In telling us abouthis new novel Mr. Bodenheim de¬scribed it as “the life history of athree-dollar prostitute,” the story in¬volves tin* Memphis underworld, 1909-12.Mr. Bodenheim came into the liter¬ary limelifht when Mr. Sumner, aN’ew' A’ork censor, arrested, but failedto convict him, for publishing "Re¬plenishing Jessica.” It was the sameMr. Sumner that turned the eyes ofthe nation on a book named "Jurgen”,written by a man from Kentucky,whose name was James Branch Ca¬bell.Mr. Bodenheim returns to New Yorksoon.Best Sellers AbroadBoth in France and Germany biog¬raphies appear to be selling in largerquantities this spring than any otherclassification of book. A selected listof titles, including other types ofbooks than biographies, is appendedhere.GermanyWeiss, D. Bernhard. Memories of aNonagenarian, 1827-1918.Skowroimek, Fritz. The Life Story ofan Fast Prussian.Eiicken, Rudolph. Recollections: ASection of German Life.Bismarck. Intimate Conversations con¬cerning William II and Others.Ebert, Friedrich, Kample and Ziele.With an appendix. Recollections ofthe late President Fibert, gatheredand edited from his papers.Ford, Henry. Two Decades of Per¬sonal F?xperiences and Co-operationin his Projects ^nd .Achievements.Haeckel, Ernst. Hlimmelhoch Jauch-zend! Recollections and love-letters.Edited from his papers. With eightpictures.tHE LEAVE - TAKING(As Tchehov might have ivritten it, if he knew no more about Foster thanI knotv about him, njter reading THE CHERRY ORCHARD.)liy Carolyn Teetzel, '29Characters in the PlayPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1928Contribution* to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 660 words, addressedto Nicholas Mataoukas, Box O. The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonym's used we request contributor* to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.THIS MATTER OF BEING“DIFFERENT”By Leon GrossSince the world about us has be¬come so blatant, and the only wayto stand out from the mob, at all,seems t*i lie in one’s ability to bemore blatant than his fellow man, thstrange urge for recognition has be¬come almost an obsession and we all,each of us, strive to discover somenew and novel manner of protrud¬ing our derbies above the swayingmass of .gray felts. The modernistictendencies, both in Art and in Living,were hailed at first as a new mode ofself-expression, and the benightedsouls that had moulded among thereliques of V’ictoria saw a new eraof freedom Psychologists told usthat we had been inhibited and so wedug down deep into our treasurechests (or wherever one keeps suchthings) and brought to light all out-inhibitions and our secret desires toproclaim them to the world, and toeach other.It so happened, however, that myfriend, as well as yours, was reveal-fWhyJERREMS?There are thousands of men inChicago who think of Jerrems—the very moment they think of finecustom tailored clothes. Coming toJerrems is not a habit with these men—for they know that Jerrems providesthose elements of fine tailoring thatdiscriminative men want most—at aprice they are very willing to pay,materials for Spring!Included are many new ideas in Scotch Ban*nockburns and Tweeds — Irish Donegals —English Worsteds (Martins, Learoyds, JosiahFrance)—Flannels (Fox’s) featuring new col¬ors:—Heather mixtures and two tone effectsin bluish browns, gray blues and greens^Made to Your Individual Measure$85^65 ^75 '*'OJto$nor At the Clark and $ C C ^^Wabash Are. Stores ^ ^ up ^English Topcoats... Raglans... Riding Breeches ...at 324 S. Michigan Are.Formal, Bushteu Sports Clothn7 N. La Salic St. 324 S. Michigan Ave. 71 E. Monros St.140-142 South Clark Street [near Adams]225 N. Wabash Ave. (at Wacker Driwe)iiig himself at the same time that you iand I were revealing ourselves, and Iso it really was a matter of every- jone expressing themselves at theat the same time Or, to l)e some- |what academic, we all began to drawa vicious circle, and to believe thatwe were the only ones that were nota victim of the extremist attitudewhich shouted “Individualism at AllCosts” As a result we all talk now-a-days (and Mr. Erskine agrees withme in this) as though we were ex¬treme individualists but we act as itno one of us dai ed to trust his ownbehavior.The first movement that I can re¬member best was the craze for an‘individual’ motor. Persons began toca.st aside the more staid shades, andto paint their vehicles in all sortsof outlandish colors. People whodidn’t live in Chica.uo or Pittsburgtried the experiment on their liomestoo. Pastels, stripes and polka dotsvied with each other in their effortto set one person apart from theothers, and to point him out fromamong the Great Unwashed.Perhaps it was about this timethat decorated slickers were resortedto as positive identifying devices forthe collegian, but when the prepschool boys and girls adopteil theidea, too, it lost prestige among tliesophisticated. But the collegian re¬treated gracefully, and discarded hi.sgarters as a counter move. ‘Caieiii!carelessness’ in dre.-^s was too gooda nidea to be confined to just col¬leges and so eviry hi>odiL'.n on the{ street discarded his supporti rs, he-i gan to wear garish ties, left the hist button on his vest unbottoned, andopened his collar a la mode. Thatmade another perfectly good way forbeing individual cease to be good,and become nothing more than a perfectly good manner of being stand¬ardized. (And, cara mia, if yon thinkthere is one thing for which Mr. S.Aleck has more scorn than he hasfor standardization, please whisper,I won’t tell).To tell the truth, individualismbecame a fad, and when everyone istrying to be individual, you and Ican see (aitho the rest of them can¬not) that no one will be able to be individual. Very simple .... See?As a result “poses” are quite thething at the present time. All of u'shave become poseurs (French deriva¬tion, I’ve been told). Admittedly apose is going to reflect to .some de¬gree, the attitudes one has towardthings in general, and will formsome basis for judging just whateach of us would like to be. In sofar as this is true, posing is quiteessential, but when it is carried to anextreme, it is going to be more nau¬seating than any previous device forindividualism. Posing cannot remakea mediocre individual into an out¬ standing one, any more than see¬ing New York will make TraderHorn a cosm'Opolite.BOOKS(Continued from page 3)the first hook. Mr. Stephens delvesTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn Ara.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Beginners’ Class every Monday Evening at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENTNO deep into the human fears of his peo¬ple with a scriousnesM of purpose thatis not the Stephens of The Crock ofGold speaking. It is. however, thevoice of the mystic, the poet, the ro¬mancer that we hear.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream5Sth St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708RemovalONMAY 1stWE MOVETOOUR NEWSTOREAT 1459 E.57th ST. OURSTOCK HASBEENGREATLYAUGMENT¬ED BYRECENTPURCHASESMORETHAN10,000BOOKSWILL BEPLACEDON SALE. Rather ThanMove OurEntire Stock,We ArePlacing It OnSale Monday,April 23rd, atGreat PriceReductions.25%to75%Reductions It WillBe Possiblefor You toSave from25% to 75%atThis Sale. Sale StartsMonday,April 23rd,andContinuesUntilSaturday,April 28th.c omeEarly2,400 NewBooks Just MondayReceived tofrom the Saturday,Publisher April 23rdWill Be toIncluded 4 V 28th.in This Sale.BURT CLARK, Bookseller5642 Harper AvenueCoach turns down sched¬ule of games offered. Warm weather re-opensinterest in spring intra¬murals.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 1928NORGREN REJECTSEIGHTEEN GAMESCHEDULE PUNRegards Number of GamesAs Strains OnPlayers Women Compete forTennis ChampionshipThe su^^gestion of Everett Dean,coach of the Indiana basketball team,that Big Ten teams play an eighteengame scheduled instead of the pres¬ent twelve game round has beenshelved at least for the 1928-21) sea¬son. One of the Big Ten coacheswho voiced strenuous objections tothe Hoosier prposal was Nels Nrgren,Maroon mentorDean’s Reasons^ Some of Dean’s arguments for theenlarged schedule were approved bysome of the Big Ten mentors. Thata twelve game .scheduld did not es¬tablish a clear claim to the confer¬ence title as has been evidenced inthe past few years was the out.stand-ing reason for playing a half dozennwre games. An eighteen gamepractice tilts.round of course would eliminateThe propo.sed arrangement wouldhave every Big Ten quintet meeteach other twice, instead of meetingsix o|)ponents in a home and homearrangement. Inasmuch as a gooddeal of criticism has been levelled atteams, which, through the breaks ofthe scheduled permit them to meet“setups.” without coming up againstsuch powerful onutfits as Indiana,Purdue, Michigan, and Wisconsin, itseems that a disturbing evil wouldbe easily removed, and no complaintlodged against a team that won theconference championship.It seems improbable that the pro¬posed change will receive any favor¬able action for the coming .season,but if the race ends in a double ortriple tie, there is some likelihood ofthe issue again coming before theseason, but if the race ends in adouble or triple tie, there is some like¬lihood of the issue again coming be¬fore the Big Ten coaches for con¬sideration. Women tennis players willcompete in the annual elimina¬tion tournament to begin earlyin M'ay Entrants may sign upnow on the poster in the foyerof Ida Noyes hall according toMargaret Force. W. A. A. rep¬resentative in charge. Registra¬tion will close May 1 and gamedrawings will be made the nextday. The winner of the cham¬pionship has her name engravedon the tennis cup. When a wom¬an has won the championship forthree successive years the cup ispresented to her to keep. DotBock, who achieved this honortwo years ago, is the only per¬son who has won permanent pos-* session of the cup.INTRAMURAL PLAYSTARTS OFF AGAINM. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, 111.SAWYER’SOcouiB* OilfdSLICKERS•rfQuaranteedWalertnoofMMSAwniisaNMAMAovnrm' Water Polo Games DrawInterestCompetition in the Intramuralplayground ball was started on Wed¬nesday, April 18, at the <liamonds at59th Street and Cottage Grove.Games were also played yesterday.Sonte very close games featuredsome of the contests. Play in thenewly formed water-polo leagueshas al.so been going on, althoughmany of the games have been for¬feited.Water Polo Result*Of the three games scheduled forlast Tuesdays water-polo competitiontwo of the games were forfeitedwhile one was played. Phi KappaPsi swam all around Delta Upsilon,winning by 7 goals to 1. Sigma Nuforfeited to Phi Gamma Delta, whilePhi Sigma Delta also won on a for¬feit from Lambda Chi Alpha. Yes¬terday’s games were won by Z. B.T,. who won on a forfeit from theMacs, while A. T. O. defeated the In¬dependents 3 to 1.Baseball Score*Wednesday’s ba.seball scores are;Alpha Delts 17. Delta U 5, Phi Kap¬pa Psi 1, Tau Delta Phi 0, (10 inninggame); Delta Chi 15, Z. B. T, 19;Phi Kappa Sigma 7, Phi Sigma Delta6. Tau Sigma Omicron 8, Delta Sigs7, Psi U forfeited to T. K, E., A. T.0. forfeited to A. E. Pi.FRENCHLESSONS AM) HELP TO STUDENTSBY FORMER TUTOR (woman) GRAD¬UATE OF UNIV. OF NANCY.FRANCE. VERY REASONABLE.TELEPHONE SOUTH SHORE 0959 In Which An Analyst GivesThe Argument for No FieldhouseThat there is any possibility of anew field house sui)planting Bartlettgym when a new athletic season makesits appearance next year, seems ratherremote, if the feeling current in otFi-cial athletic circles can be gauged asauthentic.While the enthusiasm for a newfield house has been strong on the cam¬pus, and although the metropolitanpapers; have pointed out the inade¬quacy of Bartlett gym in providing fa¬cilities for athletic competition, severalpotent reasons have I)een advancedwhich show that the building of a fieldhouse to supplant the present onewould be unwise.Profit SmallBasketball has iwoven profitable atmost of the Big I'cn schools, l)Ut Chi¬cago is still in the twilight zone. I'orthe last fey years, the university teamhas I)een finding the comiK’tition rath¬er hard going. The weak showing ofthe basketl)all (juiiitet has naturallylowered gate receipts. Last year, Chi¬cago t)nly drew about three full house.5,and if yon take away the student body,the attendance is indeed slim.The annual interscholastic is ofcourse the one bright spot in the sit¬uation. It is unfortunate that Bartlettis taxed beyond capacity during theweek jhat the crack high school teamsfight it out for the national champion¬ship. And it is even more ironical tocontemplate a cliam|)ionsliii) strugglelieing waged l)efore 3.000 at the most,when Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, orany number of Big Ten schools canput away 10,000 fans without feelingthe erusli.Interscholastic Big SupportBut the interscholastic comes onlyonce a year, and the university cannotbuild a field house to take care of thiscolorful affair when the national asso¬ciation of educators are still agitatingthe question of renewing the iireptournament as a permanent feature. Ifassurance could he forthcoming fromthe educators that the tournamentwould he retained annually, the athleticdepartment might see its way clear tol)roceed on a firmer basis in the plan¬ning of a l)igger gymnasium.I'he vanity of some of the Big Te ischools to rival one another in thebuilding of bigger and better fieldhouses has sunk some of them cleen into a financial i)og. Student enthtls-iasm rarely, if ever, concerns itselfabout the financial details of a fieldhouse. They want one, and that’s allthere is to it. That feelijig ’s currenton this campus, but between turningthe si)ade and putting the last brick inplace is a sad story, and the universityis di^,play^ng a sound conservatism be¬fore it undertakes so huge a financialresjjonsihility.Need DonationsThe one hope depends on the gen¬erosity of some donor to appropriatethe money for the construction of gym-na>ium. Noi^thwestern got its gym¬nasium through James Patten as .)gift, and it would he a happy solutionto a ])erplexing jirohlem if some liene-factor would do the same thing. Sofar. most of the donations have beenfor other departments. .So that thehope is that in the near future someone will evaluate the true importanceof athletics in this institution.TWO CHICAGOANS ONALL STAR SWIM TEAMMichigan swimmers. Big Ten in¬door champions for 1928 predomin¬ate in the all-conference team select¬ed by Tom Robinson, swimmingcoach of Northwestern university.Darnell of Michigan, conferencerecord holder on the 100 yard freestyle, was named captain of theteam.Fancy diving—Colhath, North¬western; Rosenberg, Mich.; Groh, Il¬linois; Walaitis, Matsin, Minnesota,and Fellenger, Chicago.150 yard back stroke— Hinch,Northwestern; Hubbell, Michigan;Soindle, Michigan; S. Hill, Stephen¬son of Chicago and Pattie of Iowa.Surprise Yourself!Drop into theQUEEN RESTAURANTA Special Plate LuncheonHOME COOKING1208 E. 61st St.Savory Food - ReasonablePricesBARBER SHOPWe*re a university shopfor university students.AL 1. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’s Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingBeginning June 18 and 25While at colleKe . . . and after you enterthe business or professional ivorld, short¬hand and typewriting can be of inestim¬able value to you. A short, intensivecourse at this school insures completemastery.GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND223 N. Wabash Ave., State 1881, Chicago[mil ToniteCollegiateFUN AND FROLICEvery FridayClub343 E. GARFIELD BLVD.PLENTYSMITH - HODGESRUSSIAN BANDOF MUSICIANS To Elect GrapplingCaptain At DinnerThe captain of the 1928-29wrestling team will be elected ata dinner of the grappling squadto be h^ld at the Commons nextWednesday evening. Coach Vor-res guarantees an enormoussteak dinner and invites all num¬eral men and all who were onthe varsity squad to attendThere are many men who arecapable of holding the captaincyof next^ year’s team The twowrestlers, ex-Captain K r o g hand Captain Penstone, whogained major “C’s” will grad¬uate this spring and, as a re¬sult, it looks as if a winner ofa minor letter will gain the lead¬ership of the mat team TRACKSTERSSHOWSPEED IN TRIALSFOR RELAY GAMESJackson, Williams, TurnIn 4:36 InMileBADGER TRACKMENENTER TWO REUYSExpect Little FromTeamMadison, Wis., April 20—On theopening date of the outdoor trackseason, the Wisconsin cinder pathperformers will be divided into twoteams to compete in both the Ohioand Kansas Relays.Coach T. E. Jones, in making thisannouncemicnt, states that several in¬dividuals and all of the Badger relayteams will be entered in one of thesetwo carnivals on April 21st.All during the recent spring va¬cation the Badgers practiced. Firstthey worked out on the track atRandall stadium when warm weatherprevailed, and then under the roofof the gym annex because of thesnowFollowing their lean indoor seasonthe Wisconsin squad do not hope tocomplete a very profitable scheduleout of doors. In the recent trials to determinethe members of the squad that is tocompete in the coming relay races,some unusual times were turned in.; Jackson who has been a good dis¬tance man all season, turned in thebest mile that he has ever made.Captain Dick Williams, who special¬izes in this event was hard pressedto beat him, as John’s time was 4:36which, considering how bad the trackwas is equivalent to about 4:29 on agood track.Half Milers GoodThe half mile relay team that waschosen promises to be a world beater,all four of the mean having done the220 in under 23. Root is the best ofthese having traversed the distancein the speedy time of 22 and 1-10;Gist done 22:9 and Hayden andSchultz have both made 22:4, andaccording to Dick Williams, with agood track, a good day, and a flyingstart the team should be able toaverage from 22:5 to 22:7 per man.That is providing that they do notball up the passing on which theyhave been working hard.Apitz, of football fame has made53 the quarter, which also is verygood considering the condition of thetrack. Klein, the big shot putter whois replacing Weaver, the ineligible,will make his first public appear-\ ance at the relay races, and mayturn out to be a surprise as last springhe heaved the apple 45 feet, goodfor first in most meets. Gleason andFrey are both still on the sick listbut expect to be back in action bythe end of next week.— ACCURATE TYPEWRITING —COPYING OF THEMES—TERM PAPERS—THESISWe are equipped to give one day service when desired.REASONABLE RATESH.Randolph 1590 H. B ERNIE155 North Clark1610 Ashland BlockFRIDAYAPRIL 27th—the greatest dance of the year.‘THE K A Z A T S K A”Main BallroomHOTEL SHERMANFeaturingGuy Lombardoand his Royal CanadiansandBill Donahuewith the greatest Campus Band in AmericaA RIOT OF CONTINUOUS DANCINGBOTH ORCHESTRAS APPEAR from 9 to 3Bids in Advance at Kennaway (64 W. Randolph St.)Are Three Fifty — or — at the Door $4.00(For Information Phone Randolph 1810)Page SixwmthingsofT”'CONDEMNED S9UIBy J. R. D.The time had come for him to con¬front the inevitable. Ahead, in anunearthly region of abysmal despairlay hours of agony as unavoidable asdeath. As he speculated upon the formthat the punishment which was to bemeted out to him tor his negligenceupon this earth might take, a slightshudder passed over hi.-< ill-fated body,an he became awaer that he was sat¬urated with a cammy perspiration.Slowly, as the thought evolved inhim that he was but an puppet whichsome malignant power of darknesshad singled out as an object on whichto wreck its unscrupulous wrath, hebecame possessed of a dull feelingof resentment against the injusticesof life. He felt like an insignificantand ridiculous plaything writhing un¬der the careless buflfetings of the ir-."esponsible high god^; for they hadnot, nor w'ould not. give him a fight¬ing chance; they were only toyingwith him at their malicious pleasure. . . But his resentment subsided be¬fore the realization that he was a manof courage, and as such could notflinch before that which lay beforehim, even though his fortitude costhim his life. <Give Up All Hope . . .Galvanized by this realization intoa high resolution, he suppressed theterror in his heart and entered theante-chamber of that region of fantas¬tic cruelties ahead of him. There hebeheld other abandoned and condemn¬ed souls, all crouched about the roomin the contorted attitudes of resigna¬tion and despair. No sound, not evena groan, broke the appalling silence;and the atmosphere seemed chargedwith stifled frenzy that might at anymoment break out into all the exces>-es of hellish fury. Xo one stirred;all sat stolid and impassive, stupefiedwith horror; for soon they, too, hadto pass into that fiend-infested Ta\-tarus and suffer their mortal bodies tobe purged of their corruption and de¬cay.He took his seat among his fellow-victims; and as he sat there, lost likea bewnldered wraith in a black abyssof despair, vague visions of pain float¬ed fitfully through his mind; he sawthe tortures of drawing and quarter¬ing, of racking, of maiming and man¬gling, all being inflicted upon howlingwretches with a dantesque finesse andcomplexity . . . .And then an abrupt tshriek, followed hard upon by a long 1ominous groan brought these visions Isharply to mind, rendered them mom¬entarily almost a reality. And wdienhe looked around and saw that in amoment he, too, would have to passinto that infernal darkness and. yieldup his corrupt body to the hands ofa brute expert in the science of sub¬tle torture, he froze with horror.... Ye Who Enter HereAnd then came his turn. He roseslowly—and suddenly began to loseall sense of mortality, seemed to passRe-discoversHis FavoriteTobacco jCharleston, W. Va.,March 4, 1927Larus & Bro. Co.,Richmond, V’^a.Gentlemen:Recently i stopped in a little villagethat consisted of about nine housesand a small hotel, which I entered.A little old man wearing a skull capwas seated in a rocking-chair smokingan enormous pipe. I had come to buya can of Edgeworth, but when I caughta whiff of the tobacco he was smokingI changed my mind. The aroma ofthat tobacco w'as so delightful that Imade up my mind right then and therethat I wanted some of the same brand,regardless of the cost.I began with: “I beg your pardon,sir, but I came in to buy a can of to¬bacco, and I would like the same brandyou are smoking if you don’t mindtelling me.” He looked at me for amoment, grasped his pipe with onehand and said: ‘T’m smoking Edge-worth! Would you like some?”Of course I did, and I secured asupply from the old fellow. The joke,of course, was on me, but I went onmy way rejoicing.Yours very truly.Dr. John R. KochEdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, APRIL 20. 1928iii.. r* saa—M. r%i\ j ' t." '.ji, '—l ' ■hurriedly into some weird realm lyingbeyond the confines of consciousness,into some impalpable grey void with¬out form or substance, filled with thewrithing, shadowy forms of men tear¬ing each other into bits and flingingabout huge masses of flesh and bone.But through the turmoil he heard in¬distinctly tiny metallic tinklings, andthese dispersed the greyness abouthim and brought him back to i)artialreality. Before him through the lin¬gering vapors, he saw a quivering blueflame and the blurred glint of smalldelicate instruments — apparatus oftorture, he perceived. On his leftstood a rack which, except for thevice-like affair at its head, strangelyresembled a large chair. .And thenon his right there suddenly material¬ized a white-frocked figure whichstared at him viciously, with eyesglassy and soulless, like the eyes of |fiend. Seeking an escape from this jghoulish specter, he darted here and jthere glances of desperation—but no jnope — everywhere only hard, bar- jren walls. Alert in every sense, hecrouched like an animal at bay. readyto give battle to the fatal end. Thenthe apparition spoke:“Well, young man—having tooth¬ache again? Be seated there and we’llget it fixed up right away.” | The Blind Alley(Continued from page 3)thousands w^io flockec# out into theopen field to listen to his words,like Canaanites going up the moun¬tain to hear Jesus of Nazareth. Butin the day of .Abelard, as in the dayof the Xazarene, the people little un- jderstood the significance of their jstrange educators. That which reposesin the past lies beneath the microscop¬ic lens of Time; that which exists si¬multaneous with our own lives daz¬zles and confuses us.So rave on Mr. Marks and Mr. Wer- jtenbaker, continue with your paternal 'preachments Mr. G. B. S., psychoan- jalyze to your heart’s content Prof. Igell of Michigan, Time alone will con¬jure up the interesting “Story of theAmerican College and the people whoinhabited it.” iCLASSIHED ADS |ATTENTION FRATERNITY 1HOUSES IExceptional bargain.* Beautiful |grand Piano. Good condition, fine 'tone can pay on time. Am leaving |city and must sell at once. Tel. Ken- |wood 3260. 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TO RENT—2 rooms housekeepingapartment, $45. 5718 Kimbark Ave.Hyde Park 3170.FOR SALE—Piano, $50, Victrcla$35; Encyclopedia $8.00. Mrs. Fuchs,5461 Greenwood. Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVE.FOR SALE, FORD CAR, wintertop. perfect condition, speedometer,self-starter new battery five goodtires. Bargain at $60. Call Stew’art2675. Capital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator,guardian, trustee, or in any other trust capacity.GARAGE, FOR RENT — Cheap.5729 Woodlawn. H. U. 8133. MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONFOR RENT—Six room apt. nearcampus, modern 4 exposures, private OFFICERSUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty ISAAC X. POWELL, Pres. V. R. AXDERSOX, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. Cash.C. A. EDMONDS. Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID. Asst. Cash.B. G. 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