Weaver explainsnative American inMandd tonight.Vol. 28. No. 93. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 17, 1928Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerI don’t know how many of youknow, or knew, Joe White. Joe wasaround here four years, includinglast year, and during the finale ofhis in-and-out-of-college career be¬longed to what passed, by virtue ofits dilletantism, for a literary circle.This' literary circle was, however, likethe Holy Roman Empire—neither lit¬erary nor circular, and, with the re¬moval of Joe and a few other fire¬breathing figures from the premises,all its issuances were poured backinto Zola and Flaubert, whence theyhad sprung. Joe went to New York,set himself up in a very prosperouslittle colapsible button hole businessand began writing bright sayingsback home to the boys who thoughtJoe a very elegant fellow but wereno longer interested in his handacross the seat that patted themon the back with a pat that said,“Now, little boy ...” Everyonegot one of these letters from Joe.The other day I got mine. Joe likedmy column fine, but wasn’t I a littlebald in stealing from Mark Twainmy profundities on comfort and con¬tentment? From Mark Twain’s“Roughing It,’’ Page 98, in fact. NowI have read little or nothing ofMark Twain, certainly not “Rough¬ing It,’’ and I resented Joe’s patron¬age, besides.« « *There .should be a law against Joeand his ilk. I don’t stead MarkTwain’s content. 1 don’t steal H. L.Mencken’s style. Of the latter, Ihave read one Peter Pannish columnin a Chicago paper . . . nothingmore. If Mark Twain or H. L. Men-sken or anyone else writes like me(as he, if write like him, can not helpdoing), then his writing is, like mine,pretty bad. I am, so far as I canmake out, smart . . , sometimesnot even that. Smartness . . smart-aleckness on paper, that’s what itreally is . . . puerile, and is, at thesame time, about the best that a col¬lege youth can be expected to deliverhimself of. Maturjty alone can writepoetry like Virgil, can write com¬ment like Ruskin or Carlyle, canwrite drama like Shaw. Maturityalone has the arranged wisdom thatnothing but having lived can accountfor. They who are about to die donot salute us, and that is part oftheir wisdom, for most of us flarelike a sky-rocket and burn ourselvesout as suddenly, as meaninglessly.Smart is Thomas Beer with his verysmart “The Mauve Decade,” and hisnot so smart, “Stephen Crane.” Smartare Beerbohm, Bodenheim, smarteven our own George Dillon. Smartis Bartlett Cormack, author of soeerie a thing as a Broadway success,“The Racket,” But smartness is asbubblish as soap-suds, and as lasting.None of these, three (and none oftheir fellows) will live on what hehas done so far.*>!<>»But smartness, as I have said, isabout the best college youth cah do,the only thing, indeed, that collegeyouth can do credibably. My kindof smartness, the kind that ravishesthe weather and such-like inconse-quentials, is not harmful, only dull.-The kind of smartness afforded bythe contributors to the Athenaeum,which has' the say in this cornerwhen I don’t, is bad business, let metell you. It is venomous and venomis entirely puerile and the malforma¬tion of smartness. It takes i'^selfseriously, sets itself up as the judg¬ment seat, hits straight, as one ofthe Athenaeum contributors has putit, from the shoulder—only to re¬bound from such fundamental fac¬tors in life as Bibbitry. Babbitry,Big Business, and all the rest thatour smart youth lampoons, are thepillars of society. They support theirsmart critics as well as their dullcreators, and to refrain from throw¬ing oneself against such impregnablestone walls is the least “so poor aman as Hamlet is” can be expectedto do. \ ESTABLISH NEW SCHOLARSHIPSJ. V.A. Weaver Lectures TonightLEADERS CHOOSEMILITARY BALLRECEI^G LINEPres, and Mrs. MasonHead List ofPatronsPatrons and patronesses for theMilitary Ball, Friday, April 20, havebeen chosen by the leaders of theball, Melvin Abramson, MarjorieCreighton. Ben Patterson, and EloiseKresse. They are: President andMrs. Max Mason, Harold H. Sw'ift,Vice-president and Mrs. Frederic C.Woodward, Mr, and Mrs. Lloyd R.Steere, Dean and Mrs. Henry G.Gale, Dean and Mrs. Chauncey S.Boucher.Mr. and Mrs. Robert V.*Merrill,Mr. and Mrs. Lennox B. Grey, Mr.and Mrs. David H. Stevens, Mr. andMrs. Roland Haines, Mrs Nott Flint,Mrs. Thomas O’Hara, Mr. Frank H.O’Hara. Brigadier General and Mrs.Paul B. Malone, Colonel and Mrs.George McD. Weeks, Major and Mrs.Thomas J. J. Christian and CaptainJewett D. Matthews. Noted Poet WillDiscuss ‘American’In Moody SeriesEject Herzman toUndergrad CouncilFlorence Herzman has been elect¬ed to represent the Board of Wom¬en’s Organizations on the Undergrad¬uate Student Council^ for this quar¬ter. Miss Herzman is secretary treas¬urer of the Boar(f of Women’s Or¬ganizations. She is also a member ofthe junior Class Council and was onthe Sophomer Class Council last year.She was a member of the Sign ofthe Sickle, former Sophomore wom¬en’s honor society, and a member ofthe W’. A, A. advisory board.Miss Herzman was elected in orderto avoid the necessity of AnnetteAllen, who is vice-president of theJunior Class filling two positions onthe Undergraduate Council. Miss Al¬len, as chairman of the Board ofWomen’s Organizations is automati¬cally a member of the Undergradu¬ate, Student Council.At the last meeting of the Boardof W'omen’s Organizations heldThursday in the Alumnae room ofIda Noyes hall, the new members ofthe Board, elected in March, weresworn in and Annette Allen took of¬fice as chairman. Eleanor Wilkins isthe retiring president. The man who is regarded as thecreator of the only serious poetry inthe “American Language,” JohnVan Alstyn Weaver, will give a lec¬ture on “Our Native Language-American” tonight at 8:15 in Man-del hall. Tickets, which are free, arestill available in Harper M 12.McLaughlin PresidesProfessor Andrew C. McLaughlinof the History department will pre¬side over the lecture, which is underthe auspices of the William VaughnMoody association. Before the lec¬ture Mr. Weaver, whose home is ona farm in Connecticut, will be theguest of Professor Edgar Johnson^ Goodspeed of the Divinity schoolI during the day.1 Mr. Weaver has spoken at manyI universities throughout the country,j but this is his first appearance at theI University. He has secured notice asI a reader of his own poems, and inI his lectures mixes much spice, for heinsists that his first duty is “to en¬tertain his audience.”Many BooksSeveral books of poems written byMr. Weaver are “In America,” nowin its thirteenth addition, “Finders,in the fourth edition, and “More in! America”, which has recently beenreleased.Mr. Weaver, in his career of poet,playwright, critic and general knock¬about, has had much contact withBroadway and Hollywood, and is theco-author of the Broadway comedyhit, “Love ’em and Leave ’em,” andhas given many talks on the innerside of Hollywood. CORMACK NAMESNINE PRINCIPALSIN FRI^ CASTFifty Speaking PartsUnfilled, TryoutsContinuePROF. VINER SPEAKSON “INTERNATIONALDEBTS” TOMORROWJacob Viner. professor in econom¬ics and an eminent authority on in¬ternational problems, is to speak on“International Debts” tomorrow af¬ternoon at 4:30 In Harper M 11. Theaddress is sponsored by the Univer¬sity Liberal club.“Professor Viner s lecture willdoubtless indicate and interpret thelatest developments in the debt ques¬tion,” said Charles Coe, president ofthe club, “and, by so doing, clear uj)many of the difficulties and misun¬derstandings which arose at the lastmeeting of the club, at which ScottNearing spoke.“Mr. Nearing based many of hisarguments upon an interpretation ofthe debt question. Various membersof the audience strenuously objectedto the interpretation given.” Nine of the fifteen principal castparts for “The House That JackBuilt,” Blackfriars mammoth 1928production, have been chosen byBartlett Cormack, production man¬ager. Selections for the cast are asfollows:Sam Clarence'E. Fox., Jr.A1 Smart Hefiry PaulmanMiss Bobbs Max Mason, Jr.Trustees—Henry Tobler, Orvis T.Henkle, Damon BoyntonDean Jones Jack DiamondAn Unidentified Man.Willis AronsonHenry Whoop Fred RobeyFifty Roles Remain“These men have been definitelychosen to play these parts and willdo so unless prevented from so doingby either illness or ineligibility,”Cormack said yesterday.Three womens’ parts and forty-seven speaking cast parts are stillunfilled and remain to be tried outfor. The first cast rehearsal was heldyesterday and rehearsals will contiueto be held at 3 from nolv on, unlessotherwise announced.Models of sets have been submit¬ted, one will be picked from all themodels.Many Openings LeftAlthough nine of the principalparts have been definitely selected,the opening for actors is greater thisj year than ever before in the historyI of Blackfriars, according to Ted Loc-' kard. Abbot. The actual roles de-i manded by the book call for fifty! more speaking parts, wljile the spe-I cialties and chorus wil bring the totalI number of men in the production upto nearly a hundred. Symphony PlaysRequest Numbersat Final ConcertTREMORS NOTED BYLOCAL SEISMOGRAPH;DISTURBANCE SUGHT Request numbers will make up theprogram of the Chicago Symphonyorchestra to be offered today at 4:15in Mandel hall. In compiling theprogram Mr. Frederick Stock, con¬ductor, said that he was governedby three important considerations,the wish of the audience as express¬ed through the requests, the properbalance of the numbers, and thelength of the program.f'our numbers seemed best to ful¬fill the three considerations as ex¬plained by Mr. Stock, These four arethe Overture, “In Springtime,” Opus36 by Gold mark; Symphony No. 5in E Minor, “From the New World,”Opus 95 by Dvorak; The YoungPrince and the Young Princess, fromSuite “Scheherazade,” Opus by Rim-sky-Korsakow; and the Bacchanaleand Finale from Overture to “Tanu-hauser” by Wagner,Today’s performance closes themusical programs which have beenplanned and sponsored by the Univer¬sity Orchestral association. Ticketsmay be secured in Cobb 202. ALUMNUS MAKESENDOWMENT FORENTERING MENSixteen Awards GivenAnnually; DonorAnonymousDramatists ToPlay at HinsdaleGraduate Office Announces 1928Fellowship Awards of UniversityAward of 106 fellowships for grad¬uate study at the University hasbeen announced by the Graduate Of-j fice. The fellowships, which will holdI during 1927-28, have been awardedI to applicants from seventy-three col¬leges throughout the United Statesand from six colleges in Canada,with one from the University ofCopenhagen. The fellowships areworth between $210 and $610 andare given to students with exception¬al records who have already receivedthe bachelor’s degree.Twenty-seven of the appointees arewomen, thirteen of whom will workIn the exact sciences, l.^'cludinj zoo¬ logy, chemistry, physiology, physics,anatomy, hygiene, and bacteriology.Half of the new fellows have alreadyreceived the Master’s degree.Four of the 106 "eceive grantsfrom special funds. David ManusGans of the University received theSwift Fellowship in Chemistry, Dor¬othy Ruth Gaston of the Universityof Washington received the EdithBarnard Memorial Fellowship inChemistry, Albert William Meyer ofthe University received the Loewen-thal Fellowship in Chemistry andJohn D. Ralph of Queen’s university,Kingston, Ontario, was given theDaniel Shorey Fellowship in Greek. Two earth tremors were recordedby the seismograph in the sub-base¬ment of Rosenwald hall on Fi-idayand Saturday, April 13 and 14, byPaul Johnson, seimographer of theUnited States weather bureau.The first quake, estimated at a dis¬tance of 2000 miles,, began at 5:21Saturday afternoon and continued till7:10 P*. M. The second disturbance5300 miles away started at 3:11 Sat¬urday morning and did not ceaseuntil 5 A, M. ! | / |The tremors were not especially se¬vere, but Paul Johnson, i|n(|icatedit is often the slightest quakes whichcause the greatest human destruction.Freshhman CouncilTo Meet Tonight “Daisy Mayme,” by George Kelley,will be presented by the entire orig¬inal cast today at 2:30 in Hinsdaleunder the auspices of the HinsdaleWomen’s club. This is the first timeany University production has beengiven for this club. Thursday of lastweek the play was given before theChicago Women’s club in responseto the club members’ interest in theuniversity and in dramatics in gen¬eral. Two years ago the Dramatic as¬sociation was invited to perform forthe club.“Daisy Mayme,” a play of small¬town, was presented on campus No¬vember 4. Eleanor Metzel plays therole of the perpetually ill Mrs. Kipax,Marion McGann Sears portrays DaisyMayme, the women who “didn’tknow there was a fellow' in the worlduntil she was twenty-five. Marguer¬ite Fernholz is the avaricious Mrs.Fenner, and James Parker, plays theforty-year old bachelor, “who usedto have such nice hair.” FlorenceStewart as Ruth Fenner, DorothyHartford as Mary Phillips, John Ger¬hart as Charlie Snyder and HadleyKerr as Mr. Filoon constitute thesupporting cast.‘Daisy Mayme,” directed by FrankHurburt O’Hara will be presentedunder the auspices of the UniversityDramatic association. Sixteen new scholarships for mento be given to students wishing tocome to the University and graduat¬ing from accredited high schools in1928 it was announced yesterday.These scholarships, endowedthrough the kindness of an alumnuswho wishes to remain anonymous, in¬augurate a new scholarship plan sim¬ilar to that of the Rhodes scholar¬ships. It is hoped that this scholar¬ship plan may be extended if thefirst experiments prove successful.Junior College Tuition Free“The aim of these scholarships isto give the University of Chicago thefinest men and women in the entirecountry and thus raise the standardof the entire university to a markeddegree,” states Allen Heald in a let¬ter. to alumni on the plan. The awardsare to include full tuition for twoyears, and will be awarded in Julyfor the two years beginning October1928.Alumni Select MenSelection of candidates is to bebased on recommendations from highschool principals and from alumni ofthe University of Chicago. Anyonefrom accredited high schools mayapply for the scholarships, but where-ever possible the local alumni clubswill interview candidates and cooper¬ate with the principals and teachersof schools in picking out the men tobe nominated on the basis of schol¬arship, leadership, and personality.Distinctive rank in two of thesepoints is essential for candidacy. Noservice is to be asked in return for(Continued on page 5)CHOIR BROADCASTSELEVENTH PROGRAMOVER STATION WLSA program arranged by MackEvans, choir master and organist,will be presented by the UniversityChoir tomorrow, at 9 over radio sta¬tion WLS. It will be the eleventhprogram of the academic year. Thesoloists are Hugh C. Dickerson, bassand Ruth Emery Riddle, soprano.The program reads: An EasterHymn from the 15th century, “ByEarly Morning Light,” arranged byDickinson, sung by the choir andI Mrs. Riddle; Ivanof’s, “Praise Ye theI Name of the Lord” by the choir.Lully’s “Song of Hope” sung by Mr.Dikerson; A Netherlands Folk song,I “Prayer of Thanksgiving,” by thechoir, “The Deum” (Plainsong) bythe choir, solo by Mr. Dikerson, andfinally, ‘0 Praise the Lord in Heaven”by the choir.Maxwell Bodenheim Appears atRevival of Temperance DramaThe Freshman class council willmeet this ♦vening at 7:30 in the Wic¬ker room of Ida Noyes hall.Plans concerning the reorganiza¬tion of the Green Cap club, the pro¬posed meeting of the entire class onApril 30, the election of the Fresh¬men class president for next year,and the class mixer for Friday, April27 will be discussed.The proposed Freshman-Sopho¬more yacht party, probably to beheld Tuesday, May 29, will be dis¬cussed and plans for the party willwill possibly be started.0..,^) By Albert EdwardsMr. Burns Mantle, literary colum-ist, ran a column in Sunday’s Tri¬bune on the revival of “Ten Nightsin a Barroom” by the Laboratory the¬ater situated in an old New Yorkbrewery. Sunday night the Cube, lo¬cal little theatre,” as packed to thedoors by the most distinguished audi¬ence to trod the sawdust coveredfloors since the opening of the pro¬hibition classic.Before the curtain went up theace of spades was being passedthrough the audience with the words“Mir. Maxwell Bodenheim is in the audience” scrawled across its beeistained surface.The fact was the estimable MiBodenheim had been backstage foquite some moments before he madhis identity known. When the staghands told him to get out in the alleso that they could get Little Mary'bed off the stage he may have madhis identity known. We’re not sur<He did put in his appearance athe, end of the play and read hi“Jazz Age” to the Cube patrons whwaited after the curtain to get somof the near bet)r and pretzels thabar-tender Frank Slade was servinjfree.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 17. 1928Page TwoiQllfp iailfl marnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morning, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsSPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8”'*on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher .Advertising ManagerRobert Klein ...Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev?ll —AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ...Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks ...Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentDEXTER WRIGHT MASTERS, Night EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenI Victor Roterus —I Chairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S. Mayer ...News EditorCharK^s H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EklitorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EMitorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship1 2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishment’ of a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book,9. Abolition of JE'-ll and establishment of group libraries.RE: COLLEGE COMIC PUBLICATIONSWhat seems to have been the first definite and concrete in¬dication of the passing of the old school college comic publica¬tion and the coming of “something else” to take its place, ap¬peared in an announcement of the Western Association of Col¬lege Comics, which declared the contracts giving College Humorsole reprintes rights null and void.“Our reason for breaking the contract,” said Albert Salis-burg, president of the association, “is that we feel that CollegeHumor is painting a picture of flaming youth which is not real,and which gives to the reader a false idea of college life.”“The magazine takes all the gin and sex jokes and playsthem as representative college humor, with no mention of anyother type. College magazines bury the gin and sex jokes, withgreater proportion of clean humor just as representative of col¬lege life.”The action was unanimous. The association will make itsfeeling known to other associations of college comics in thehope that perhaps a more civilized and higher class (more sophis¬ticated if you will) brand of humor be handed out as represent¬ing the college taste. This THE DAILY MAROON cites as anindication of “the passing of the cold school college comic of‘something else.’ ”Burlesque seems to be one of the favorite type of humor inmany college comics. The Saturday Evening Post, Literary Di¬gest, Ghosts, the McFadden aberrations, all of them have beenburlesqued in the hands of student humorists. Along with thisvogue we notice a sort of professional tendency to copy the satiri¬cal, episodical humor found in Vanity Fair, and The New Yorker,The Phoenix, in its better moments, is an exponent and goodexample of this tendency.In many of the Universities the administration is attempt¬ing to coerce the comics to assume the new “attitude.” This,we believe, will never accomplish anything. Examples of thisaction can be cited in the recent removal of the editor of North¬western’s Purple Parrot on the grounds that he abused the func¬tion of his office. He, we assume, was loyal and consistent withCollege Humor’s collegana.More recent than this is the removal of Sid Patzer, editorof Columns, literary and comic magazine of the University ofWashington. The cause of the trouble, says The New Student,was an article by Patzer entitled “Manuscript found in a Spit¬toon” and sub-titled “A Detailed Account of the History of Ex¬pectoration 'Throughout the Ages.” The chairman of the pub¬lications council immediately branded the article “abominablevulgar and in gross bad taste.” This chaste gentleman didn’tthink “pathological troubles” need be “foisted upon the studentbody of Washington and the general reading public.”It is our belief, however, that coercian will never solve theproblem. This belief is based, perhaps, on a recent experiencewithin our own editorial precincts. Given time and experienceand the new college comic will appear. We are now in a transi¬tion period which started about a year ago. With satire, bur¬lesque and criticism working their way into the limelight ofcampus popularity we see a better kind of college comic in thepublications brew. OFHCIAL NOTICE3Tuesday, April 17Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor Ar¬thur G. Bills, Department of Psy¬chology. 8. Station WMAQ.I Religious service, conducted by the‘ Divinity faculties, for all membersI of the University. Associate Pro-; fessor Albert E. Haydon, Department1 of Comparative Religion. 11:50.j Joseph Bond chapel.Concert by the Chicago SympathyI Orchestra (University Orchestral• Association). 4:15. Mandel hall.Public Lecture (Archaeological In¬stitute of America); “Olympia andthe Olympic Games.” (illustrated).Walter Miller, University of Mis¬souri. 4:30. Classics 10.Radio Lecture (Downtown): “Pan-Americanism from the Latin Amer¬ican Point of View.” Dr. Jose Vas-concelos. Professorial Lecturer inHistory. 6:45. The Art Institute.Evensong. 7. Joseph Bond chapel.Romance club. Discussion of newI books. 8. Common room. Wiebolthall.William Vaughn Moody Lecture:“Our Native Language—American.”John Van "Alstyn Weaver, poet, play¬wright, critic. 8:15. Mandel hall.Wednesday, April 18Radio Lecture: “Theories of Per¬sonality,” Assistant Professor Ar¬thur G. Bills, Department of Psy¬chology. 8. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, conducted bythe Divinity Faculties, for all mem¬ bers of the University. ProfessorFred Eastman, Department of Re¬ligious Literature and Drama. 11:50.Joseph Bond chapel.Mathematical club, “An Analogueof the Jacobi Condition for theMayer Problem with Variable EndPoints.” Dr. Cope, Instructor inMathematics. “A Boundary ValueProblem for a System of OrdinaryLinear Homogenious DifferentialEquations of the Second Order,” Dr.Frederich Bamforth, Professor ofMathematics. 4:15. Ryerson 37.Liberal club: “InternationalDebts,” Professor Jacob Viner ofEconomics. 4:30. Harper Mil.Zoology club, “Effects of Numbersof Animals on Growth and Survivalin Paramecium.” Miss Walburga A.Peterson. 4:30. Zoology 29.I Uuniversity Religious Service,j “The University Chapel: Its Functionj in the University Life.” Dr. Charles'W. Gilkey, Professor of Preaching,i 7-8. Joseph Bond chapel.i, History of Religious club, “Per-i sonnel Analysis and VocationalPlacement in Religious Education.”1 Professor William C. Bower, Depart-i ment of Religious Education and .\s-j sistant Professor Ernest J. Chave ofj Religious Education. 8. Swift hall.! Common room.i Correction of Phone NumberFRATERNITIESA modern 1 1 room house,j 2 baths; near University; and the I. C. Owner will: iconsider a family. Call jDorchester 5996.Your EuropeanVacation38 DAYS FOR $414.005 countiesMontreal and return‘ Return trip rate fromChicago To Chicago(including rail fare, Pullman, etc.)The Midwest UniversityTour of American Ebc-press Company in Con¬junction with CunardLine.$476.50Sailing on S. S. ANTONIAfrom Montreal, June 22nd.Extension Tours in connection withmain tour.Full information on application toAMERICAN EXPRESS CO.70 E. Randolph St.CHICAGO• orCUNARD LINE346 No. Michigan Ave.CHICAGOLocal AgentMISS ELIZABETH ROE■ " ' University of ChicagoChicago, 111. Wells BroadcastsLecture on Cancer“Cancer, A Disease of Civiliza¬tion?” will be the subject of a lec¬ture by Professor H. Gideon Wells,Chairman of the Pathology depart¬ment tonight at 6. The lecture willbe broadcast over radio stationWMAQ.“Theories of Personality,” a lec¬ture course by Assistant ProfessorArthur G. Bills of the Psychology de¬partment, is broadscast each morningat 8 over Station WMAQ. First BlackfriarsRehearsals FridayBlackfriars will hold their first re¬hearsals for the musical play “TheHouse That Jack Built,” which is tobe given about May 21, Friday at theReynolds Club theare.At this rehearsal, to which all menstudents are invited, about 100 per¬formers will be chosen for the chorus,and those selected will be admittedto membership in the Order.S|BlU9ppiq SAISUddX^.\tmtng the more imjK)riant adjimct.s of a railwayline—a.'^ide from locomotives, cars and huildings—arebridges, tunnels, switches, signals and the facilities forreplenishing fuel and water supplies.Kveryone knows the purpose served hy railwaybridges—that of carrying track over ditches, valleys,rivers, highways and other tracks. Bridges vary inlength from a few feet to several miles and in costfrom a few dollars to millions, .'steel and concrete aresteadily replacing wood and iron in bridge constructionand reconstruction, and the riding and maintenancequalities of bridges are frecpiently improved nowadaysby providing decks that will ])ermit the use of ballastwhere the tracks are laid.d'unnels are shafts, short or long, through hills ormountains. The principal reason for their construc¬tion—which sometimes also governs the construction ofbridges—is to .shorten routes, frc(juently with an ac¬companying reduction in grades.Switches i)ermit of the joining of tracks so thattrains may move readily from one to another. .•Mthoughmost switches are still operated hv hand at the {)oints ofjunction, a good many combinations of switches andsignals are oi)erated from central towers, called “inter-lockers,” the purpose being to protect crossings ofrailroads at grade and movements from one track toanother on the same line. These devices are .so con¬structed that trains cannot he given the right to makeconflicting movements..Signals vary in kind and cost from the simple hand-operated switch markers to the elaborate automaticelectric systems which direct the operation of trains.In the block system of signals, the proximity of trainsin indicated by the positions of signal arms or by thecolors or positions of lights. Automatic train control,now being in.stalled on many lines, extends the effect ofsuch signals to the locomotive cab, applying the brakesas needed in case the engineer is not on the alert. Insuch a system, lights in the locomotive cab may'sup¬plement or even replace the wayside signals.Fuel and water supplies have to l>e kept availableat convenient intervals along the line. Elevated binsfilled by mechanically operated buckets or belts serveas coaling stations. Water tanks must be providedsometimes up to a capacity of 200,000 gallons, and res¬ervoirs and pumping stations have to be maintainedto serve them. In many localities, treating plants arenecessary, to prepare the water supply for boiler use.Needless to say, these many important incidentalshelp to run up the hills for railway construction, main¬tenance and operation.Constructive criticism and suggestions are invited.L. A. DOWNS,President, Ulinois Central System.CHICAGO, April 16, 1928.PATRONIZE DAILY MAROON ADVERTISERSPlay first games in 1-Mwater polo today.PURDUE BASKETMENTOR PLANSCOACHING SCHOOLDemonstration by StarsOne of UniqueFeaturesWard Lambert, I’urduo basketballcoach whose teams hold the edgeover all other teams in the Big Tenin the matter of games won and lostduring the ten year period from1919 to 1928, inclusive, will conducthis third annual basketball coachingschool at Lake Manitou, Rochester,June 4 to June lb. it was announcedtoday. Lambert, recognized as one ofthe leading hardwood strategi.sts ofthe country, is also chairman of therules committee of the National .As¬sociation of Basketball Coaches, andhis schools have been growing inpopularity from year to year.The course at the school will becomprehen.sive. including instructionin the development of offen.ses of thetype that have enabled Lambert’steams to win 70 cut of IL"? Big Tengames in ten year.«, or nearly 70 percent victories; fundamentals; tip-offplays; ma.ss, line, zone and othervariations of defensive systems, andother details of the game that willmake the .school a thorough one.Demonstrations by star players un¬der the instruction of I..iimhert will(Continuetl on page 4) I First Of Water Polo |Games Carded Today!iI The following water pologames will be played this after-I noon in the Bartlett gymnasiumI pool: ^1 3 :20—F'hi Kappa Psi vs. DeltaI u.3:45—Phi Sigma Delta vsLambba Chi Alpha.4:10—Phi Pi Phi vs. Delta 'Sigma Phi. j4:35—Sigma Nu vs. Phi Gamma |Delta. jThese are the first games of |the season, all of those that were |scheduled for last week havingbeen postp(>ned because of CoachIVIacGillivray’s ^ illness. Thisthrew the schedule somewhat be¬hind time but the Intra-muraldepartment expects to make thisup soon.IWILDCATS, HOOSIERS IAPPEAR IN ILLINOIS ISTADIUM NEXT FALL,When the call of the gridironturns the feet of Illinois fans towardthe stadium next fall, two teams,strangers to Illini home schedulesfor years, will appear before them.One is Northwestern, which hasbeen assigned the homecoming date, |October 27 and the other, Indiana,which serves as opposotion on Dad’s ^day. October 20. Ohio State, time- ihonored rival of the Illini. as usual ;closes the sea.son, November 24.Memories of the hard-fought IIlinois-.N'orthwestern game at Evans-STUDY ENGINEERINGIn Cool Colorado.Scene Along Auto Hightoav to .Vfme Comp. 20 Miles from College Campus at.GoldenEngineering Summer School of the *Rocky Mountain RegionBa.nic engineering courses in Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics, Englishand Design. Also courses in Assaying, Geology, Analytical Mechanics,Graphic Static.s, Strength of Materials and Surveying. PreparatorySubjects of Chemistry, Physics, Advanced Algebra and Solid Geometryoffered for students deficient in entrance requirements.July 2 to Auguf t XS» 1928This Summer Session is given especially for students who wish tomake up work or to secure additional credits. All work is conducted bythe regular Faculty of the School of Mines. For catalog of the SummerSession, write to the Registrar, Box Z-ll.Colorado School of Mines ooidcn, ColoradoA mRm tp Kroght, Maroon star, pre¬pares for Olympic trials.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 17, 1928Hankinson, N. D.,First Entry ForMidwest RelaysThe first entry for the sixth an¬nual midwest Interscholastic Relaysof the University of Wisconsin hasbeen filed by Hankinson High School,Hankinson, N. Dak. April 28th is thedate for the prep school carnival.The events will be staged in the Bad¬gers’ stadium at historic Camp Ran¬dall.Events at this early date Tom Lieb,manager of the relays, has been flood¬ed with inquiries. Entry blanks havenot been mailed by many, althoughmost have indicated they will enterteams. Lieb has assurance that ahalf dozen Illinois schools will haveentered before the end of the week.ton last season when the Illini camefrom behind to claim victory by thenarrow margin of one point in whatwas perhaps their hardest game, willstimulate interest in the invasion bythe Wildcats. It is their first appear¬ance here since 1022 when they losta close game.Indiana, winning its way to grid¬iron prominence under the guidinghand of Pat Page, will appear againstIllinois for the first time since 1914.The Page rivalry extends back tothe days when he starred on Chicagoteams. Pat was the Chicago pitcherin the historic 17 inning ball game in1910, which Illinois won. PURPLE STRONGIN MINOR SPORTSMany Vets on Golf and!Tennis TeamGolf and tennis, the two so-calledminor collegiate sports, will be repre¬sented with fairly strong teams atNorthwestern this spring.. Tw'o veter¬ans and two highly promising sopho¬more will comprise the golf teamI which opens its season with a prac¬tice tilt against Marquette at Mil¬waukee April 21.In Douglas McKay and KonnySavickus, Coach Kranz has two mem¬bers of last year’s team who areshowing much improvement overtheir previous playing. Dick Pierceand Seymour Dexter, the two new¬comers, are expected to provide thetalent which will give the team theability to match stroke? on a parwith the best teams in the Big Ten.Both these two boys play a finegame of golf and during their fresh¬man year finished one, two in the all¬university tournament. Other candi¬dates for the team are Robinson, Dra-gin. Swan and Slks. Five conferenceteams, Purdue, Iowa, Michigan, Illi¬nois and Wisconsin will be met dur¬ing the season.With John Philips and MarshallSherrill, two veterans back, plus theaddition of several promising sopho-(Continued on page 4) Sophomore Star OnBadger Crew HurtMisfortune befell the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin crew yester¬day w'hen John Parks, sopho¬more football star who has beenpulling number six oar, was ord¬ered to the infirmary with awrenched side. Parks may be in-capicated for several weeks.He was in the Badger fresh¬men boat that rowed at Pough¬keepsie last spring, and hadcinched a place in the varsityeight. Although working with¬out their full strength, thecrew is on Lake Mendota forlong drills daily.WOMEN TO SWIMTHURSDAY NIGHTSIN IDA NOYES TANKWomen of the University will beoffered a new opportunity to swim,in the evening open hour which willbe conducted every Thursday even¬ing from 7:30 to 9:15 in the poolat Ida Noyes hall.The hour is open to students inschool this quarter and to those whohave had a medical examination thisyear or who will be checked at theclinic. Women not taking physicaleducation classes this quarter,^ mayregister for the class and procure a$1.00 linen ticket in Office B on thesecond floor of Ida Noyes hall. KROGH PREPARESFOR ATTEMPT TO! MAKE OLYMPICSHarrison Wins Honors InI Prep Grapplingj MeetKaare Krogh, ex-captafn of theUniversity of Chicago wrestling teamis at present in final preparation forI the tryouts for the Olympic matj team to be held at Grand Rapids,Michigan, on July 6 and 7. Krogh, afew weeks ago won the champion¬ship of this district in a preliminaryOlympic trial which entitle.^ him toenter the final competition at GrandRapids.Krogh was also student managerof the annual wrestling interscholas¬tic which was held at the Universitylast Friday and Saturday. This inter-.scholastic which is held for the teamsin Chicago and Cook County hadfourteen teams and 145 men enter¬ed. This, thethird time that the meethas been helfi, was the largest bothin numbrs and in interest displayed.Harrison High won the meet with24 points, Tilden was second with21 and Morton and Senn were tiedfor third with 6 points apiece. Mor¬ton won the consolation tourneyand Harrison placed second in theclassification of those first eliminat¬ed.SemoufW ROPEfirst1rORTHEROUNDTRIPC'l ET out your pad andX pencil, count yourB.iviiijjs, figure the eo!*t—and off you go to Fiurope viaour Touuist Third Cabin.Sjiccially reserved quartersfiir'l'oURIST passengers onsuch lain oils liners asMajestic, world’s largestship, Olympic, Homeric,iielgcnland, and others.‘A We offer the only steam*CL'S in the world devotedentirely to TOURIST pas¬sengers, MInnokadha,F^imiQsota, Wlnltre^dian a:id U&vonian, Noother class carried. Youhave the freedom of alldecks. No class distinc¬tions.Let ; s send you literaturedescribing our unusualvaluesin economical travel.■ IMOU 0U*M KMo.lWHITE TTAR LINERED yTAR LIME LEVLAND LINEATLANTIC TRANmMIT LINEl«TII>NAriOM«a. MAnCMC COMeAM*Address No. 1 Broadway, NewYork City, or any authorizedsteamship agent.■IHUIUIIIIIIIIIIB AN ADDITION TO CAMEL SMOKE-LOREWe submit the sad case of the freshman in zoology, who, when asked todescribe a camel, said, “A camel is what you wish you were smoking whileyou try to think of tlie right answers.” He flunked zoology—hut he knew hiscigarettes. For in time of trial or time of joy, there’s no friend like Camels.The subtle influences of choice tobaccos upon the smoke-spots of mankindhave been carefully studied, identified, and blended smoothly into Camels—the finest of cigarettes. And we’ll bet an alhaflitch on this: Camels havejust the taste and aroma to pack your smoke-spot with the “fill-fullment'*every experienced smoker seeks. Got an alkaflitch you want to lose?0192S R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, 'Winston-Salem, N. C,Page Four -n - ■■. . —"yffwi'i’.''»' t »Hnwu > i.' w'.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. APRIL 17, 1928BooksBy A1 E. WiddifieldAmong the best sellers. Mr.Thornton Wilder’s The Bridge of SanLuis Rey is still among the illustri¬ous six. This book sold 102,761 cop¬ies in 00 days, has been heralded inEngland as a classic the Londonbookstalls having disposed of some60,000 copies before the fourth edi¬tion. What is more, first editions ofthis novel are being sold for $20, aphenomenal thing in the light of thefact that it is scarce a year old. Mr.W’ilder, its author, has received praisefrom the most conservative throats.“There is no newcomer on the hori¬zon, whose future I would bet on withso much enthusiasm. He is almostalone in his eminence. .\t the ageof thirty ^e has achieved the aston¬ishing feat of writing a classic.” Thatfrom Mr. Burton Roscoe, editor ofThe Bookman and a graduate of ou’own University.Other authors who have blazedtheir way into the chancile of theHoly Six are Hugh Walpole, S. F.Wright, Claude McKay, (colored),P. G. Wodehouse, and Bonn Byrne.In the non-fiction list biography isstill in prominence, .\ndre Maurois’Disraeli, Isadora Duncan’s autobio¬graphy, Emil Ludwig’s Napoleon arethree out of the six. Eugene O’Neil’s IStrange Interlude heads the list and |is described as “ a nine-act drama un- jfolding the love-life of one woman and jthree men.” Lowell Thomas’ Count iLuckner: the Sea Devil and Samuel |Hoffenstein’s Poems in Praise of |Practically Nothing compose the list.The latter is the only book of poetryand is described as “mordantly wittylyrics in dispraise of almost everyconventional form of poetry.”Edna St. Vincent Millay writes aforeword. It embellishes Outcrop,a volume of poems by Abbie HoustonEvans which will be published byHarper’s on the nineteenth of thismonth. Miss Millay apparently be¬lieves the vers libre has merit. So do we.For these are the poems of onemore deeply and more constantlyaware than most people are, of themany voices and faces of lively na¬ture. More than once, in readingthem, you will find yourself stock-stillbefore some object with which yo ihave rubbed elbows all your life butwhich you have never truly seen untilthat moment; you will learn how“water-velvet furs the mullein leaf;hear “the cricket ring his little bellof glass,” and"Through the blazing mica grains byroad well knownWatch the small red spider runningdown the stone."Those persons who never long to bein the country except when it is in¬sufferably hot in the city will not, 1think, be greatly attracted to thisbook. For it will be to them like abook in a language with which theyare unacquainted. .\nd whereas insome poetry—the poetry of Poe, forinstance, of Baudelaire and of Ver¬laine—there is a sensuous music socompelling as to set beating thehearts even of those to whom themeaning is not clear, in these poemsof Miss Evans the music and themeaning are so intermixed as to beinseparable; these verses sing partlyto the ear and partly to the mind.Here is no wind from a gardenof honeysuckle and roses wafted atdusk into a room where someone playsChopin from memory. The fragrancegiven out by these pages is as thefragrance of some sturdp roadside weed which one has known since child¬hood without ever having guessed thatit smelled at all; some day one bendsabove it and is startled into a cry byits delicate and subtle odor. Beauty! to this poet is a hardy goddess, oneof those"Lean-fingered and rock-clingingthings, ,Bitter-berried, far froin springsOf sweet wafer, wringing upMoisture from the rock’s own cup”: \a creature nourished “on the moun- 'tain’s flinty bread,” and “on seedpodsleft above the snow.”' Read these poems too swiftly, or jonly once, and your heart may still be |free of them. Read them again, with jcare, and they will lay their hands |upon you. !PURDUE BASKET MENTOR jPLANS COACHING SCHOOL !(Continued fi'om page 3)be one of the features of the school.The dates selected for the schoolthis year, June 4 to June 16, willmake it possible for basketballcoaches who attend to spend a profit¬able two weeks immediately afterthe closing of school and at the sametime combine the basketball instruction with an enjoyable vacation forLake Manitou offers plenty of recre¬ational facilities.PURPLE STRONG IN MINORSPORTS(Continued from page 3)mores, indications for a winning— ACCURATE TYPEWRITING —COPYING OF THEMES—TERM PAPERS—THESISWe are equipped to give one day service when desired.REASONABLE RATESH. H. BERNIE155 North ClarkRandolph 1390 1610 Ashland BlockWHAT TO DO!Goofus: ’'''Why pipe me down: I ain't said nuthin."Rurus; "No, but you're stomping around on those hard heels."These seem to be the dog-daysof the college year. Facultyhounding people lor note books.And all-outdoors so sunny and lazy.A walk to the library is exhausting.Especially if you’re doing yourwalking on those jolting, tiring,old hard heels.Here’s a tonic: rubber heels!Rubber gives, and lifts,and helps. Best of allj because best of rubber,Goodyear Wingfoot Heels. Livelycushioning, longer wear, ‘the-right-thing” style.More people tvalk on Goodyear Wtng-foot Heels than on any other kind.Drop in at your shoe repairman’s(he does all the work), andsay: *"neiu Goodyear Wing-foot Heels today!”Copyright 1928. by The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co., Inc.mifGXOOT tennis team are bright. Edwin Mar¬tin, another member of last .year’steam is also working out and willno doubt see considerable service.Hohne, Nord and Curtis are threesophomores who are coming along infine style. The season opens May 5at Wisconsin.JAPANESE PRINTS ONEXHIBIT IN CLASSICSJapanese prints, textiles and tem¬ple brocades wil be displayed dailyfrom2;00 to 5:30 in Classics 45, be¬ginning Sunday, under the auspicesof the Renaissance society. Mr. S.Mori, Chicago representative of theYananaka Importing company, is as¬sisting Mrs. Henry Gale president ofthe society, in selecting the exhibit.TOWER THEATRE |63rJ at Blackstone iIContinued l-I 1 p. m. jMcCALL - BRIDGE *PLAYERS i- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS j!40-TALENTED STAR3-40 |in conjunction withLatest Feature Photoplays | The display of the works of Chi¬cago artists, now on view in Classics45. will be termined Friday eveningwhen Oscar Hagen, dean of the de¬partment of Art at the University ofWisconsin will lecture on “The evo¬ lution of Style in Modern Art,” Har¬per lecture room. The speech issclieduled for 8:15. On account ofthe large numbers of visitors the ex- ihibit will be open to the public fora half hour before and after Dr.Hagen talks.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn Ave.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080BeKinners’ Cla.ss every Monday EveninR at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for fl.OO.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENING UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyAlNunri-BushcAnhle-Tashioned OxfoidsMTKc French Nunn-Bush Ankle-FashionedBuilt for men who demandtrim, stylish appearance —no gapping at the ankle.Nurm-Bu^ Sfioe Sforw42 N. Dearborn St. 32 W. Jackson Blvd.115 S. Clark St. CHICAGOWho will scout ^this electrical frontier.WHP.1 HER in the Hell PekphoneI.ahoratories, in the WesternElectric workshop, in the various operat¬ing companies or in the American Tele¬phone and I'elegraph Company, tele¬phone executives are scouts on the fron¬tier of new and better methods.It is significant that your true tele¬phone man never speaks of having “perfected the art of communication.'*And this in spite of the fact that America,in fifty years, has telephones everywhereand talks beyond its borders.Work in the Hell System ilemands thebold curiosity of pioneers and the infinitepains of pioneers who, like Columbus,Lincoln and Lindbergh, prepared “andwhen their chance came they were ready.”BELL SYSTEMeyf nation-wide system of 18,500,000 inter-conn*'Ung telephones“OUR PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST BEGUN”/THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 17, 1928 Page FiveAthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 660 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Bex O, The DailyMaroon. Faculty exchanfe. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.Editor’s note: Mr. Hartwell is one>f the latest contributors to our col¬umn. In his quite moments whenhe is not thinking about a subjectof such seriousness as GOD he writespoetry. At other times he spentshis time trying to figure out vaude¬ville jokes, songs, and whatever goesin the making of a good perform¬ance. Say what you may John, thefloor is yours.I went out to dinner tonig^ht, hadhad a fine old time. With the adventof the salad the Hostess asked me,"What are the three greate.st forcesat work in the world today?" I an¬swered immediately, "Religion, imper¬ialism and nationalism." The Guestsmurmured that it must have been pre¬arranged; and while I was hasteningto explain that "it is so, isn’t it?’’,the Host leaned forward and drew hiswhite eyebrows together, and his feet,bent around in back of the chair-legs,gave a grotesque appearance to thehandsome old German. I steeled my¬self for what was coming, tor thepost was a fore-runner of a deepthought. I know the man."Religion?” he said, "who is movedby it now?" He looked helpless butfelt powerful, his eyes showed that;his mein was one of injury. "I usedto feel that I was a religious man. .\sI plowed in the field I gloried to Godthat I was a Christian. Now theyask, ‘What is God?’—I have lost Him—My friend became a student, a min¬ister, now he is the Very ReverendPeter (no matter about his name). Hewas inspired and now he is quoted.He came to this city a short time agoand I called upon him. In his studyI found him,—it was just before hisservice, and he was reading the Bible.He was busy surely, so I prepared toSummer Work$460.00GuaranteedTo those who qualify, mini¬mum of $4()0.oo for 75 days’work.This is not a house to housecanvasing proposition.Every man accepted will betrained by an experienced man.Sales experience desired butnot absolutely necessary.HERE TODAY ONLYPhone D. G. BoggsDEL PRADO HOTEL• Hyde Park 2410for appointment today.what priceEUROPEVERY LITTLE (i'y)tim treoAL SAfUNOfl ^SA »ESTONlA” ^ S.S. '‘UTUANIA”ONLYtOUMST PA5DBNOBRSCabin and Second Ome Spac«AT Tomuir twro camm wjirmaaoiNo OATO|UN« NEW YORK••CUEKBOUNO l/OOrCNHAOBHAUO. tS'^AUO OOPBNHAOENAua ia~Auo cheiukhjiioKmTLAND, KNOOrchestra—Dancing—SportsSwimming PoolAll Expeme Student and Untuernt^ TourjufitH College Crvd«t if DesiredSCHOOL OP FOREIGN TRAVEL. IKtgri lJnt%mrmtyTuur$ Ntl0eM«4U»crMt N«wY«rk.N Y. stay only a minute.“‘Pete’,I said. My old friend raisedhis brows and acknowledged my pres¬ence. ‘So,’ I thought, ‘my chum ofthe past is great. I must not dis¬turb him.’ I waited a bit. ‘Pete,I—er— heard you were in town - er- how are you - Doctor, and yourparents? I have heard so little.’"Finally he saw me and grasped myhand, spoke powerfully, pompously,‘So glad, surely—haven’t changed abit, of grace o’ God—say, Karl, see meafter service can’t you? Must com¬mune a bit now. Then we can talk,eh?’“I thunked him—him with whomI had flown kites and stolen apples.After the service he asked me how Ihad liked his sermon.“ ‘Pete, it was pure bunk, all ofit—you acted gloriously, almostdivinely—but for mean, that was notthere’."You speak of religion, or imper¬ialism, friends, and I smile—well, whynot? Imperialism is for the big men,and I work for them (I used to votefor thenf) but as for religion—I guessthat must be for the big men too, andI’ll show you why it is so.“I told the Reverend Peter that hissermon meant nothing, and i did notmince words. My friend nau askedmy advice. But I could see the redmount to his cheeks, to his forehead,and suddenly he interrupted dogmati¬cally, so that I feared that I had hurthim; ‘Karl, you do not understand allthis. Your God has forsaken you.A doubter who defies existence, youdespoil the name of the Church andher ministers. You call upon intimacyto sanction blasphenr.y. You - Hebecame purple. It was not Peter anymore—his God had made him VeryReverend and his was the right tojudge."Oh, I left him then, with a wordSummer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingBeginning June 18 and 25While at college . . . and after you enterthe buaineHK or professional world, short¬hand and typewritinK can be of inestim¬able value to you. A short, intensivecourse at this school ingurt“s completemastery.GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND225 N. Wabash Ave., State 1881, ChicaBo for his family, and while removinghis gown he thanked me for seeinghim, and I watched him walk gravely.Bible-grasping, into his limousine.”The Guests followed every move¬ment as the Host relit his cigar andsat more comfortably in^his chair. TheHost was ready to talk again."Yes, religion and God are not forme; the big men have taken themfor their own. My mother’s Bible isworn out, and she died happy withour minister praying for her. Shehas told me to seek my God, and Ilooked for Him to talk to me thrumany Reverend Peters. He taughtpeace, Christ did, and long-suffering,and answered the doubts of seventytimes seven men. But the Petersmust have tired Him out, for howHe cannot speak to me any more.And the Churchmen even have tobecome proud and learned before Hewill make them Reverend, and stillwith them His power is lost to themin a moment —Peter is surely aChristian, for he is loved and respect¬ed, and he is said to lead a Christianlife, doing good and ministering tothe poor."But friends I am a small man,only a stepping-stone for the rest ofthem. I am not fit to seek my Godin the hereafter, I a meven not fitto live with myself, for I doubt God’sapostle—and He will not be tolerantwith me. I have built a home andhave loved it, but Peter does not askabout that—he is concerned only withh’.s message—he is contaminated byme, and loses patience with me—andsurely he knows best, for he is notVery Reverend?"The hostess suggested bridge, andthe Host went to the window to blowsmoke into the night.Base Ball ReturnsCOWHEYSCIGAR STORE55th St. at Ellis Ave.We carry a complete lineofSMOKER’S ARTICLESPIPES - CIGAR LIGHTERSICE CREAM - MALTEDMILKFountain Service 9 A. M. to1 1:30 P. M.hysicaleducationthe bowlfulExercise is most help¬ful to bodies madestrong by proper eat¬ing. 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SCHENECTADY, NBW YORKE L* E C T R 1 C COMPANY SCHENECTADYPage Six THE DAILY MARCX)N. TUESDAY, APRIL 17. 1928Still another leading tobacconist*The growth oj^ OLD GOLDCigarettes* popularity herehas been amazing to me, butwhat interests me most is theway students stick to the brandafter they start smoking it. OLDGOLD smokers don*t switch,**John S. SpitzerSPITZER DRUG STORE933 E. 55th StreetOOARETfLSCLASSIFIED ADSTO RENT—2 rooms housekeepingapartment, $45. 5718 Kimbark Ave.Hyde Park 3170. FOR RENT. May First—5-rm.apt. Sun-parlor, glazed sleeping porch.2 blocks from U. of C. Garage if de¬sired. Inquire L. Reinwald, 5644 Drexel. Fairfax 6572.FOR SALE, FORD CAR, wintertop, perfect condition, speedometer,self-starter new battery five good tires. Bargain at $60. Call Stewart2675.FOR RENT—Six room apt. near campus, modern 4 exposures, privateporch and yard. Immediate possession.Reasonable rent. 5519 Kimbark Av¬enue, Hyde Park 5473.AMD NOW “The Ramblin’ Romeo”comes through with a couple ofpoems for the Sigmas! His passion¬als to the Esoterics last week con¬vinced us that the boy had possibil¬ities, but with these additional versesto an entirely different crowd thereis no longer any doubt that he hasboth RANGE and CAPACITY. Math¬ematicians use the Greek letter “Sig¬ma” to denote the fundamental the¬ory of Calculus—“Summation.” Asummation, obviously, is an additionor sum. Why, therefore, “Sigma”should be applied to the girls whobelong to that particular club is be¬yond our ken. Many persons, in fact, !are of the opinion that instead ofbeing additions the Sigmas are decid¬edly “minus quantities.” Alwaysgenerous, however, we lean to theother theory:—that the Sigmas werenamed one day long ago when alarge group of them got out of theelevator in Harper and the elevator-man w'as heard to exclaim, “Sum ba¬bies!” .... Here is The Ramblin’Romeo’s offer to the first Sigma—“To Frances.”TO FRANCESAs theMotherSymbolizes LoveSo do youStand forThat gentlenessThat ineffableSweetnessThai raises youTo somethingFiner . .That Man mayWorship . . .That Man mayLook up toAnd admire . . .But you areAlways outOf reach ....Away from theGrasp of theSordid andUndesirable . . .—The Ramblin’ Romeo GARAGE. FOR RENT — Cheap.5729 Woodlawn. H. U. 8133.FOR SALE—Piano, $50; Victrola$35; Encyclopedia $8.00. Mrs. Fuchs,5461 Greenw'ood.THE Military Ball is to be heldthis Friday evening at the SouthShore Country Club where cozy lit¬tle nooks prevail. Inasmuch as menlook so well in uniforms, the dormi¬tory-girls are anxiously awaiting thecall to arms.Stop! This One’s Over My Head!George:It seems that two Phi Psis werewalking down Michigan Boulevardone afternoon when one looked upsuddenly and, noting an airplane,said, “Look, Bill, there’s Lidboig.”“Not Lindboig,” retorted his paldisgustedly, for even a Phi Psi shouldknow better than that, “That’s Lind¬bergh.”“Well,” snappily answered theother very positively, “it’s Lindboig’splane.”—Captain Absolute.THE G. A. SAGA(To G. A.—Whose Family’s Apart¬ment Is Being Cleaned ThisWeek)XXIV. House-CleaningThey’ll sweep out the ashesFrom under the rugs;They’ll clean out the closetsAnd kill off the bugs.They’ll rub down the ceilingsThe walls and the panesTill never an atomOf microbe remains.L’EnvoiWhen you hand the cleanersTheir respective checks.Have them take a look atYour respective necks.—GEO-G.DemandrGRAPEGUMthe OIUGINAL J. H. 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