\ -.-.-v'' 1'-,Set May 11 forsch<Jarship inter-scholastics. ibrarypies) Bailp illatoon Last tryout forFriar cast today.Vol. 28. IN 9 THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1928Main StreetBy Milton S. Mayer 500 ENTER SCHOLARSHIP TESTSThe Junior Class Council is a greatorganization. Only tonight we met,and I thanked whatever gods therebe that I had been fated to member¬ship in that mystic, inscrutable shrinewhich, with God and the Kaiser,shapes men’s destinies. Pres. CharlieCutter, of Elgin, calls the meeting toorder. One-Ballot Warner, Nebraskadelegate, walks in, fails to removehis hat, is hissed at to no effect. Al¬derman Perry Thomas, from thethickly populated “river ward” at5565 Woodlawn avenue, walks in.Pres. Cutter reads a resolution re¬moving Aid. Thomas from Council oncharges of chronic inaltendance, idio¬cy, embezzlement of last year’s so¬phomore class funds, murder with in¬tent to kill. Alderman Thomas re¬joins, “How are you, I have no doubt.Alderman Thomas has given thisward a square deal. This ward owesa square deal to Alderman Thomas.Every red-blooded American will vote“yes” or “no” on the sewage bill to¬morrow. The sewage bill either willor won’t put this nation on its feet.”Alderman Thomas is seated whilethousands cheer.* « «The door creaks poignantly, and“Monte Cristo” Mayer, who is re¬puted to hold the Negro vote in onehand and a copy of “The Sinking ofthe Titanic” in the other, makes adapper, aristocratic entrance, bowsstiffly and is seated (before he knowsit) next to One-Ballot Warner. “Thatyour new Sasieni?” inquires Warner.“Yeh,’* replies Mayer, with the rapid-fire chatter for which he is noted, “mynew Sasieni.” Warner puffs rumi-natively at the new Sasieni, Pres.Cutter rapping for order all thewhile. “Your new Sasieni, eh?” saysWarner. “Yeh,” Mayer comes back,“my new Sasieni.” By the time it isagreed that it is Mayer’s new Sasieni,a little fellow has come in. The new¬comer is, under a mask of calm suretythat years of political experience canalone account for, starkly winsome.He wears a D. U. scholar; hip key,awarded to all D. U.’s who make aD or better in Joe Barron’s soft-shoedancing class. The entire councilfixes its eyes on the newcomer’s coatpocket, which bulges noticeably. Pres.Cutter requests the newcomer, onwhom (Pres. Cutter points out) noone would cast even the odor of asuspicion, to empty his coat-pocket, inthe light of the missing class funds.The mystery is solved when the new¬comer takes from his pocket a solid-gold loving cup, of bath-tub dimen¬sions, which, it is learned, has beenawarded to D. U. for supremacy infire-flying, the new Intramural sportintroduced by Lonnie Stagg. The new¬comer is discovered to be AldermanMcKinlay.* « •In the interim, Alderman Bob Fish¬er comes in. “Say, fellows—” “Al¬derman Fisher,” Pres. Cutter inter¬rupts severely, “have you the floor?”“I can’t say that I have, Mr. Presi¬dent,” replies Fisher, “but if you wantto get one wholesale, there’s a fellowover at the Beta house—” AldermanFisher is shunted into the corner,where he becomes absorbed with One-Ballot Warner and Bully-Beef Weis-low in a discussion of the methods bywhich they can rob Abbot Lockard ofsome of the Blackfriar’s profits ofwhich Abbot Lockard is robbing them,and how they can all combine and robthe Board of Student Organizations,Publications, Calisthenics, and Exhi¬bitions. Congresswoman-at-LargeCharlotte Eckhart, the White Man’s jChoice, arrives from Bar Harbor, |yawns. “Must we have a party?” jinquires Ck>ngresswoman Eckhart.“Parties are so—so stifling, youknow.” Before the rest of the council,who always wondered what partieswere like, gathers its wits to reply.Congresswoman Eckhart is off in herphaeton for Piping Rock, and themeeting adjourns. There is nothinglike the Junior CHass Council, myfriends, and it’s about time that youwho are on the outside found out. SENIOR WOMENMEET AT CLASSDINNER TONIGHTStewart, Metzel, StarsOf Heels’’,'To EntertainSenior women will meet for din¬ner tonight at 6;30 in the refectoryof Ida Noyes hall for the first meet¬ing this year. The event is purelysocial and is to acquaint the womenof the senior class with each other.There will be entertainment affordedby some of the senior women.The w’omen of the Senior classcouncil are in charge of the affair,and expect an attendance of aboutone hundred. The University Com¬mons is reserving the refectory ofIda Noyes solely for the occasion andis preparing a special dinner.Sixteen Hostesses’fo facilitate the introduction ofso many women to each other, sixteenho.stesses, active members of the se¬nior class, have been asked to pre¬side at the fifteen tables which willbe placed in U formation. These hos¬tesses are: Eleanor Wilkins. Fran¬ces Kendall, Helen King, Polly Ames,Ruth Boyd, Amy Bradshaw, MadgeChild. Marjorie Creighton, CarolHess, Eloise Kresse, Dorothy Low,Eleanor Metzel, Roselle Moss, JuliaFay Norwood, Laura Reynolds, Dart-nell Trine and Marjorie Van Ben-schoten. Florence Stewart, star ofMirror will sing; and Eleanor Metzel,another of the hits from Mirror willgive a skit.Tickets, for one dollar, are on saleat the Bookstore, in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall and from women of theSenior class council. Sale of ticketswill positively close at noon, mem¬bers of the class .said. The dinnerwill last from 6:30 to 8 in or¬der that those who have engagementswill not be inconvenienced.Local Art MuseumDream Of MasonAncient, medieval, renaissance andmodern sculpture will be arrangedwith,regard for sequence in a newmuseum planned to show the historyof sculpture. Original architecturalsettings will be used as fitting back¬ground for the exhibits, and sculp¬ture and architecture combined willbe shown in a series of garden-courts.-The sculpture will be lighted withthe purpose of emphasizing its beau¬ty.Connected with the museum v/illbe an art school for students at theUniversity. Its goal will consist inteaching students to unite practiceand theory more effectively in theirwork.This, at least, is the museum whichPresident Max Mason and LoradoTaft are dreaming of and which theydescribed to the South Side Arts as¬sociation last week.Precede Play WithHull House TourGranville Barker’s “Harlemquin-ade” will be given by the Marionetteclub under the auspices of the Chi¬cago Alumnae chapter of Kappa Kap¬pa Gamma tonight at 8:15 in theHull House theatre. Tickets may besecured at the door. Preceding theperformance dinner will be served inthe Coffee Shop at 5:30 and a tripwill be conducted through HullHouse. Complete TryoutsFor Annual FnarProduction TodayLast tryouts for the cast for thisyear’s Blackfriars’ show will be heldthn afternoon in Reynolds ClubTheatre at 2:30 o’clock, and thecast selections will be made at thattime. Announcement of the selec¬tions will be made during the earlypart of next week, it was stated byDerwood Lockard, Abbot of Black-friars’.Tryouts for two solo parts, one forhigh baritone or second tenor, theother for a first or second tenor, willbe held next Tuesday in Mandel hallat 4:30 o’clock. Candidates may ob¬tain music at the Reynolds club deskany time before Tuesday.Singing chorus rehearsals will con¬tinue next week on the usual schedule,with sections meeting Monday andWednesday at 4:30 o’clock, and thefull assembly at the same time onFriday. All rehearsals will be heldin Mitchell Tower.The tryout this afternoon, and allrehearsals, will be directly from therevised manuscript. The book hasbeen changed in several places by theajthors. Milt Mayer and George Mor-genstern, and by the director, Bart¬lett Cormack, and it is now ready forthe actors, according to Ix)ckard. Ap¬proximately seventy students havebeen reporting regularly for practice.University ClassScene of Reunionof London Bobbies■>t a lecture given at the Universityyesterday two former London “Bob¬bies” met and discus.sed old times.One of them was the lecturer, Mr. A.H. Dixon, at present supervisor of theBritish police system and head ofScotland Yard, who is giving a course ^in police administration at the Uni¬versity, and the other Mr. WilliamNeedles, 76, of 4130 Olcott Ave., EastChicago.Needles discussed changes on theLondon force with Mr. Dixon andbriught with him several photographsof himself taken at the age of 19,when he was serving under Sir Col.Hendenson as No. 109 in division H.Whitechapel.Mr. Needles ha.s been a policemanmost of his life and during the world’sfair in Chicago he served as a memberof the Columbian Guard. He is nowa constable and is lecturing on thesubject of the Pair.Finish AlterationsIn Press BuildingAlterations on the second floor ofthe press building are nearly com¬pleted, and the re-arranged officeswill be ready for occupancy in abouttwo weeks.The purchasing department, whichis at present, located on the firstfloor, will move to the secor-( floor,leaving the vacated area for thebuildings and grounds and the realtydepartments. The press manufactur¬ing department’s office have beenmoved from the front of the floorto the rear. Stenographers are al¬ready working in their new locationThe offices of the auditor and theassistant business manager, now onthe second floor, have been re-ar¬ranged by the addition and removalof several partitions.Locker keys may still be bought onthe first flor, room 2, but microscopesfor the next quarter will be rentedat the laboratory store-room, in thebasement of the new physiologybuilding. NO MOURNING ATLAST DANCE OFHONORmiETIESScore Club, Skull andCrescent Danceon May 4“There will be no mourning,” de¬creed President Glen Haywood ofSkull and Crescent, honorary sopho¬more society, “when Score club andSkull and Crescent, which will sooncombine, give their final dance at theShoreland hotel on Friday evening,May 4, from 8:30 to 12 o’clock.”More than two hundred couples willbe accommodated on the Shorelandfloor, and bids, price $2.50, will beissued on the campus soon.Dexter Masters and Glen Haywood,the presidents of the amalgamatingsophomore societies, have determinedi to make their closing affair over-j shadow all of the previous ones givenj by the two organizations.Tickets Are $2.50Dexter Masters, in order to impressthis fact upon the public mind, stated,“The price of one ticket, $2.50, is soreasonable that it will be rememberedon the campus for all time. Our first 1intention, to charge $5 to $8, was al¬tered only because we decided that itwould be far nobler to leave somemark of the magnanimity of the oldsophomore societies for posterity.”The forty members of the twogroups have held no other co-operativedances since searly in 1927. The cus¬tomary pledge dance, which comes inthe fall, had last year been omitted,but all the members have decided tomake up for lost exercise by dancingdoubly.Cast of GermanPlay AnnouncedAssistant Professor John G. Kunst-mann has announced the followingcast for the annual German play to bepresented under the auspices of DieDeutsche Gesellschaft on May 8 and10: Adelheid, Marie Louise Ossen-dorf-Wolff; Ferdinand, George Grin-weade; Betty, Erna Schroeder; Hein¬rich, Berthold J. Borges; Hildebrand,William H. May; Tante, Ethel Gitt-ler.As in former years, the perform¬ance will be given in conjunction withthe German club of Northwestern Uni¬versity. Die Deutsche Gesellschaftwill present Wildbrandt’s “Jugend-liebe” and the Northwestern cast willpresent Wilhelmi’s “Einer musz hei-raten.” The plays will be given May8 at Chicago, and on May 10 atNorthwestern University.Adolph C. Noe, Associate Professorof Paleobotany, who has recently re¬turned from investigations in theDonez basin region, Russia, will speakon his travels at the German clubmeeting to be held today at 4 o’clockin Ida Noyes hall. Threa members ofProfessor Kunstmann’s classes, EddaFriedman, William May, and RosalieSabath, will give brief talks.English Woman ToSpeak On Freedom“The Newer Freedom,” will be dis¬cussed by Mrs. Beatrice Eraor underthe auspices of the Central Councilof Childhood Education today at 8in the City (^ub at 81$ PlymouthCourt Mrs. Ensor is principal of theFresnham Heights school, Surrey,England; editor of the English edi¬tion of the “New Era MafAsine” andchairman of the New Idaeation Fel-lowshinp. Cuba To PresentBills of VariedVaudeville SkitsVaudeville bills marking an inno¬vation in programs offered by theCube, 1538 East 57th Street, are tobe given at 8:30 o’clock, Sunday, April29, and will be repeated Sunday, oneweek later, it was announced byNicholas Matsoukas, one of the di¬rectors.The program at each of the per¬formances will consist of music, danc¬ing, readings, and a short one-actplay which has not as yet been se¬lected. The variety bills will rangefrom Hawaiian dancing and guitarsto comedy sketches on the Palace or¬der.Louis Hosch is to act as master ofceremonies of the program. Arrange¬ments for the vaudeville are underthe supervision of Hosch and JohnHartwell. All the talent for the Cubeperformance will be from the campus.The directors announce that studentsdesiring places oh the bill may addresstheir applications to the Cube, post-office box “0”.“Ten Nights in a Bar-room” is tobe presented at the Cube at 8:30 Sun¬day evening, April 15. After the per¬formance refreshments will be servedfrom the stage’s “bar” by Henry Tobler and Stanley Newman.Spring RegistrationDecreases SlightlyOver Last QuarterRegistrations for the spring quar¬ter were announced at the Office ofthe Recorder yesterday. Resultsshow that the number of studentsregistered at the University itselfand the University college downtowntotals 5,861.1,190 students are registered inthe graduate School of Arts, Liter¬ature and Science. The number ofundergraduates in the same schoolis 2,414.The enrollment in the professionalschools is 1.215. This brings the to¬tal of the students on the quadrang¬les to 4,819. The University col¬lege downtown shows a registrationof 1,217.The enrollment in both the Schoolof Arts and the professional schoolis smaller than last quarter. Lastquarter the School of Arts, Litera¬ture, and Science showed an enroll¬ment of 3,857. The professionalschools totalled 1,737. The numberof students on the quadrangles lastquarter was 5,594.Federation GivesTea and LuncheonFederation council has plannedtwo social affairs for the next weekto initiate l;he program under thenew officers. A tea for the enter¬ing freshman women and their up¬per-class counsellors will be givenWednesday, and a luncheon for thesixty new counsellors has been plan¬ned for next Friday.The tea which is held mainly forthe purpose of acquainting the fresh¬man women with each other, will beheld in the alumnae room of IdaNoyes hall from three-thirty to five-thirty. The lunchean is the firstmeeting of the quarter for the newupperclass counsellors, and will beserved Friday at 12 in the sun par¬lor of Ida Noyes hall. EXAMINER SETSMAY 11 AS DATEOF PRIZE EXAMSIj Competitives Now OpenTo All AccreditedHigh Schoolsj The annual competitive scholarshipexaminations for high school studentswill be held May 11, it was announcedyesterday by George R. Moon, Uni¬versity examiner. In excess of fivehundred high school seniors are ex¬pected to take the examinations onthat day, according to Mr. Moon.“Previous to this year, only stu¬dents from high schools co-operatingwith the University were eligible forthese tests, but this year all senioi^in any accredited high school in thecountry are eligible for the scholar¬ships,” Mr. Moon said.Tests Start at 9The tests will start at 9 o’clock inthe morning, the students being giventhree hours in which to write theirexaminations. The contestants willbe given a choice of one of ten sub¬jects on which they may write.The subjects on which the studentswill write are American history, bot¬any, chemistry, English, French, Lat¬in, Spanish, German, mathematics andphysics.At least one full scholarship isgranted in each department.Award Many ScholarshipsA minimum of thirty scholarshipsof three hundred dollars each isawarded each year. Additional fullscholarships a.nd partial scholarshipsare awarded according to the numberof competitors and the excellence ofthe papers written. Approximately$9,000 in scholarships will be award¬ed.“The students will be the guests ofthe University throughout the entireday. The results of the tests will begiven them at 9 o’clock of the samenight,” Mr. Moon said.Consider HolmesFor FellowshipGertrude Holmes, graduating se¬nior, was summoned to Boston yes¬terday for a personal interview withthe president of Tufts College there.Judging from her school record andrecommendations. M5ss Holmes hasbeen favorably considered as a re¬cipient of a teaching fellowshinp inthe History department.In her junior year Miss Holmeswas women’s editor of Cap and Gownand was a member of the JuniorClass council. She has been the hold-j er of honor scholarships for three; years and is a member of Nu Pi Sig-gma. At present she is out-goingpresident of Y. W. C. A., and acollege aid.Botaiiy Club HearsLecture On Indians“Camping Among Indians in West¬ern United States” will be discussedby Clyde Fisher, head of the Amer¬ican MSuseum of Natural History inNew York at a meeting of the Bot¬any club Monday at 4:30 in Botany13. Mr. Fisher who is a prominenttraveler and lecturer, will also s^eakat the Field Museum and the Mil¬waukee Museum. The lecture will beillustrated with slides.Page Two UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1928iatly liaroonFOUNDED IN l*«lTBE official student newspaper of the university of CHICAGOPublished mominKs, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratesSS.OO per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoflice Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD. MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenVictor RoterusChairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S. Mayer. News EditorCharva H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Le-vin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day ElditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher —Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Ds-^on ..Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerItobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovew?ll ....AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock - Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ...Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local Represen^tiveSidney Hess ..Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssutantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentDEXTER WRIGHT MASTERS, Night EditorI THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMj 1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac>j tivity scholarship2. Augmentation of the Depa-ttment of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle., 4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-I town students.15. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.J 6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book,9. Abolition of £'-11 and establishment of group libraries.INTERNATIONAL MACHINERYThe League of Nations will be brought in replica to Mandelhall next week by students from more than a score of Universitiesand colleges. This model assembly has not been organized by thePolitical Science club of the University for the sole purpose ofgiving a group of students in its special field two days of edificationand entertainment. Those may be important phases of the proj¬ect, but they are incidental.The larger purpose of the assembly is to stimulate interest andunderstanding in the League of Nations itself. This does notmean in any sense that the Model Assembly is League of Nationspropaganda. This year will mark the tenth anniversary of theclose of the world war and the ninth year of the League. It hasnot been the temporary, futile thing that many of its bitter oppo¬nents predicted. It has not been the “summum bonnum” thatsome of its most enthusiastic proponents claimed it would be.But it has certainly developed into an important piece of inter¬national machinery, which the United States, seeing fit not to be¬come a member, has nevertheless been willing to employ.“The United States is sneaking in the back door,” we hear itsaid. Regardless of the truth of this assertion, the League is notthe bitter political question which it has been (the cohorts ofWilliam Hale Thompson notwithstanding) and the time has comefor a sane evaluation of the League as a piece of machinery calcu¬lated to serve the new needs, and the old needs newly conceived,of intercourse among nations.There is undoubtedly a deplorable lack of accurate and definiteinformation—of any clear conception—on the part of even edu¬cated Americans as to what the League is, either as a piece ofmachinery, or as an institution in a broader sense. The politicalscience students who have set themselves about the task of pre¬paring for this model assembly soon discovered their own defici¬ency, which they have sought to remedy at considerable cost oftime and effort.Students of the University are, then, especially favored inthat they may easily obtain the benefit of these researches atthis time when acquaintance with the purpose and functioning ofthe League is becoming especially desirable. More than 200 stu¬dents from many schools have spent weeks in preparing for themodel assembly.The subjecis which will be discussed are IIvf and interestingin themselves. They include Nicaragua, disarmament, the admit¬tance of Russia to the League and the transfer cf a mandate toGermany. All interested persons are invited to attend these ses¬sions next Thursday and Friday, and they are amply assured thatwhat they will receive will be not only a valuable lesson in politicalscience, but much more as well.OFFICIAL NOTICES W. Gilkey,pel. 11:50. Joseph Bond cha-Friday, April 13Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by the(1 Meeting of the faculty of theGraduate School of Socml ServiceAdministrf ^ion, 4:30, Cobb 112.• ' ‘l|i« ! II Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, Associ¬ate Professor Adolph Carl Noe. De¬partment of Botany and Paleontol¬ogy, 4. Ida Noyes hall.Public Lecture: “The Factors ofOrganic Evolution.” Professor Hor¬atio Hackett Newman, Zoology de¬partment, 6:45, Art Institute.j CO - EDS - -! MAKE MONEYI If you have extra pep and want extraj money here’s a jrreat opportunity for you■ to make from $6.00 to $16.00 a day dur¬ing your spare time seUinir Parnaode Tail-t ored Wash Frocks on the campus. TheI work is easy and pleasant. SellinK exper-I ienCe valuable but not neeessao'- Send nomoney. W'e supply i omplete outfit andinstructions. Investifcate this interestinRopportunity today. Parmode Company,5037 Waterman. St. Louis, Mo. Correction of Phone NumberFRATERNIHESA modern 11 room house,j 2 baths; near UniversityI and the 1. C. Owner willj consider a family. Calli Dorchester 5996.Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingShorthand and 'Typewritins: can be of in¬valuable benefit to you in your colleirework . . . and after you leave school.The oriKinators of Grefcg Shorthand . . .this school is especially qualified to Kiveyou an expert command of both subjectsin a minimum of time. Special collejriateclasses betrin every Monday.SUMMER CLASSES BEGIN JUNE 18. 25GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND225 N. Wabaah Ave., State 1881. Chicaso BARBER SHOPWe*re a university shopfor university students.AL 1. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’s— ACCURATE TYPEWRITING —COPYING W THEMES—TERM PAPERS—THES'*’We are equipped to give one day service when desired.REASONABLE RATESH. H. B ERNIE155 North ClarkRandolph 1590 1610 Ashland BlockMlfprp WoraljtpffllooWaiim'fl^enur an& 57th StreetOon O^den Ucxjt — ministerSUNDA,Y APRIL 151 1 A. M.—"The Formation of Idealism."6 P. M.—Channing Club. "The Youth Movement in Ger¬many." Mr. Kurt R. Mattusch.April 1 3, 9 P. M.—Channing Club Dance. Tickets 50c.ThePresbyterian ChurchII Westminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurdiWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service* atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and Univeraity11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy, “Contesting Supposi-tiops.”7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark Ave.Hyde Park Presbsrter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.11:00—Regular Service.8:00—Regular Evening Service.8:00, Good Friday—Special hourof Music, 7 last words. Hyde Park Congrega-tional ChurchDorchester Ave. md 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.Minister. SUNDAY, APRIL 1511 a. m.—Church Service.6 p. m.—Scrooby Club:All University students areurged to attend our friendly ser¬vices. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENOMINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.12:15 p, m.—Y'oung Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin W’illiamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-BaritoneAll students are urged to comearid enjoy our services EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at GSthThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7.30 a. ni.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. ni.—Holy Eucharist andSerniliin.7:45 p. ni.—Evensong. Address.All students especially Episcopa¬lians arc invited to Young People’sClub at 6:00 p. m. Daily services.• • •Hie Chordi ofThe RedeemerMth aii4 Blaekatan*REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. O..5550 Blackatone Ava.University Student Pastor:REV. BENJAMIN HORIDN, A. B. A**t.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith sermon at 11 a. m.Easter Music at 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Young People's Meet¬ing 5 p. m. with supper. Studentsespecially welcome.e * eSt. Paul’s ChurchSOta mniPariah Office: 4946 Doreheater Atmut-Tal. Oakland IlMREV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday Service*Holy Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 6 p. m.Young Peoplea’ Society, 6 p. m.St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllia Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY APRIL 151 1 :00 A. M.—"The Secret of Helpfulness.”GOTO CHURCHIt will kelp you to leada better, cleaner life.y '.1 \ 8:00 P. M.—"What 1 Believe About Jesus Christ.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH‘Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art’935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School. 9:30 A. M.11a. m.—“The Firebrand.”8 p. m.—“Sin and Its Nemesis.’B. Y. P. U. invite* you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P, M. Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, April 15A prominent speaker will talk.All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Welcome Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Avu.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. TibbettsSunday, April 159:45 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.Young Peoplea Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening worship plannedby young people.9:00 p. m.—The Home Party.-4.44Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlaMfn Avaoue nt 64th St.HfVI 1/HO.I .,.S. GILBERT S. COX. PastorSUNDAY APRIL 15Monting 11 o’clock—“Cured While Walking.’Evenmg 7:45 o’clock—^HThe Gain of Godliness.”Studsnls will And a most cordial welcome.- Uf H ,• iUpteM f' ' ■ ‘ .■ " ■■■■' UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY APRIL 15Sermon: 1 1 A. M.—“Measuring Personal Religion.’’Wranglers at 5:30—Miss Heloisa Marinko will speak on “PanAmerican Friendship.”THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. APRIL 13, 1928THEAbout Artsand ArtistsBy Nickolaa Matsouka*BOHEMIANSThe average college youth has avague conception of Bohemia. It isso vague that some of them tend tomaintain views about Bohemians thatthey dare not express before theirparents or in the presence of their bestgirls. They look upon the district ofthe near north side with a somewhatfearful attitude toward them. Thereis something mysterious about thedark atmosphere of any studio; some¬thing artistic seems to be evident inthe long hair of an artist’s head,while the dirty windows and brokenstairs actively stir the artistic emo¬tions of our youth. They dream of“hot parties,’’ beautiful girls, and ec¬centric men. In one word Bohemiais to the student something thatcould never exist under any "socio¬economic system.One Fundamental LawIf one becomes somewhat observ¬ant of what is actually taking placein the life of a Bohemian, he will im¬mediately be convinced of one fund¬amental law. The artist is a Bo¬hemian because he is financially un¬able to be otherwise. The brokenstairs are the result of cheap rent.What was the reason for the estab-li.shing of the art colony on 57thstreet twenty years ago? I wouldsay that $7.50 per month was theonly reason. Why are they movingaway from there? The rent is $37.50on this day. Why does the artist pre¬fer to run around with raggedclothes? or never get a haircut? ordo anything else that requires mon¬ey? The answer is—Was there everan artist who has refused a dinnerinvitation?As for the hot parties, personally,I must confess that Bohemian par¬ties are about the most stupid af-‘ fairs. Their gin is terrible. Thedancing partners that they some¬times happen to provide you withare worse than amateurs. A.s fortheir beauty, well, those who havebeen to any art ball must have triedhard to locate them.Artist* Are NormalWithout a doubt artists are themost normal individuals. Their mainworry is how to make a living. Eat¬ing three times a day is a problemthat cannot be treated or solved byany eccentric gestures. Many times“soup and five slices of bread’’ con¬stitute' a six course table d’hote din¬ner for many Bohemians. Whilemost of their time is not spent, infiguring out schemes whereby moneycan come in by inactivity. After all,even artists are human. Some arestupid, others clever, but the aver¬age one is nothing above the level ofany other man who may develope intosomething under proper care andnourishment.He Acquires a WifeAs soon as the artist paints his.first $1000 picture (advertised for$5000), he ceases to be a Bohemian.He acquires a wife, an apartment,which he calls a studio, and tries toget into as many bridge parties aspossible. Having purchased some fineclothes, he begins to deliver talksbefore woman's clubs, thereby hop¬ing that by this method, he will beable to get some rich old lady, whosephotographer did not produce sat¬isfactory results, and have her por¬trait made for art’s sake. Havingsucceeded in this escapade, he imme¬diately develops some mystical theoryabout art which usually ends in acommission or two.Now I ask you, aren’t these Bo¬hemians somewhat human all too hu¬man?W. A. A. NOTICEW. A. A. has requested thatbadges, used at the Interscholasticmeets, be turned in at once at thecheckroom of Ida Noyes hall. Alpha DelU GiveTwo Annual Play**Presentation of two plays bythe University chapter of AlphaDelta Phi early in May in the Rey¬nolds club theater has been an¬nounced. The plays, which are an¬nually given in honor of alumni,are “Where the Cross is Made’’by Eugene O’Neill and “QuareMedicine’’ by Paul Green.Members of the cast have notbeen completely decided. For“Quare Medicine’’ the cast iscomposed of Cameron Eddy, Clar¬ence Fox, John Gerhart, and La¬fayette Marsh. Norman Eaton,Robert Graf, Sidney Collins, andArthur Howard make up the castof O’Neill’s play so far determin¬ed. Three members remain to beselected.Special invitations for one per¬formance will be issued to stu¬dents outside the Alpha Delt frat¬ernity.The TheaterPOST-LENTEN SEASONLocal theatres broke the bonds ofthe sombre days of Lent this week tocelebrate the occasion with six not¬able openings. There is a variationin type that includes representativesfrom the fields of musical comedy,revue, comedy and drama, not to for¬get an important revival and thatentirely unique entertainment, Ba-liefTs Chauve Souris, which seems todefy classification. The latter, acompletely new version, brilliantand colorful is limited to two weeksat the Olympic Theatre.The latest edition of the Shubert’sfamous Artists and Models sharedfirst-night interest last Sunday whenit took up its stand in the Four Co¬hans Opera House. This is an im¬pressive spectacle built on the sameelaborate scale as all Shubert revuesand boasting a dazzling cast headedby Florence Moore, Jack Pearl, JackOsterman and Belle Baker.Honors on Monday night were di¬vided between Eddie Dowling’sBroadway hit. Sidewalks of NewYork in which rollicking Ray Dooleystarts tumbling about the stage ofthe Woods aided and abetted by aroster of musical comedy favorites;The Great Necker, a hilarious farcewith Taylor Holmes, in the leading(Continued on page 6)AVEShe may be Lady Peel in this pic¬ture, but when the rest of her getsassembled it’s Beatrice Lillie, andthere’s only one Beatrice Lillie, andshe’s beginning her fourth hilariousweek at the Illinois as the one andonly in Charles Dillingham’s musicalfarce comedy production, “She’s MyBaby." WEEKLY REVIEWPublished Eivery Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonTwo Poems by John Hartwell“A WOMAN IS ONLY A WOMAN,BUT—”My breath comes short and fast asto my lipsThy form 1 press. And white asleprosyThy body, clothed in smoky halos, liesWithin my grasp, thy life a mock¬ery.For though thy pungent, sweaty odormakesThe night seem but a ivild, swift¬passing dream.Thy subtle curse works havoc withmy heart.My hellish joy promotes thy wickedscheme.But ^morbid meditation steals mybliss—On with thy heat, lay bare thysmould'ring gut;And ere thy life is spent my thrillVll have.Thou black-souled, burned out, life¬less Camel butt. SONNETA dreamer’s soul is bound to earthby thingsN ot bought on earth, but found inspace; each sunA t rising flames within his heart;and runF or ever out of reach, the dreams, night brings.T riumphant at his sight of goal, heflingsE ach thought of futile past aside,the oneR elentless impulse of the dream,begunT hat day, seeks answer. In his headthere ringsH eatr-eating, flesh consuming sym¬phonyO f thought that bursts conceivedfrom vtirgin mind.U ntil another day his ecstacyGrows vain, tumultuous; all menseem blind.—H ave dreams been answered, stillthere must remainT he hope of living out that nightagain.. . . . So: by Haldane OeminsonIs life a sleep within a sleep, askepticism of which man is but thehelpless dreamer? Is to arouse oneselffrom this nightmare but to dreammore horrible things? would one for¬get? would one remember what hasgone before? or would that dreamlesssleep come from which one neverwakes, the sleep for all eternity?Tiffaney Belmont sat before his mir¬ror in immaculate evening clothes.He stared into the glass like onewho sees a vision, a strange thing inI the far far distance, a place whereit would be happiness to live butwhich one could never quite attain.The palid even features, the sadden¬ed gleam of his eyes, became mould¬ed into an expression almost sub¬lime, the expression of one who sitsin the darkness of night and remem¬bers the day, of one who thinks ofthe aspirations, the happiness, thelove which was once hi^ life buthave fled with the past and but re¬main the most dear memories of awaning day. In this hour of retro¬spection all that he had gained seem¬ed for naught, for now that it wasat his grasp he must shrink from it,ever must his grasp loosen on thethings that he had most loved, everand ever must he look back upon themountain over which he has madehis life, and at last in the final retro¬gression trend his way to the beck¬oning plains of old age, and to thefinal blue etheral sea beyond whichis Time. Permanence of state issought in all futility, and is as in¬tangible as happiness and love, as in¬tangible as the myriad dreams of our lives. Tiffaney felt the soft tis¬sues of his face, “Decay, decay,’’ hemurmured. “Time is mightier thanflesh.’’ He looked into his eyes andwondered at their faded blue. Al¬ways must he laugh and play the hy¬pocrite, for if one were to act andspeak, or even allow himself to thinkhe would think it himself. Tiffaneytrembled in the fear of a sorrow. Itssuperficial aspects, its hypocrisy ran-coured, poisoned his very soul.Again, day after day, he must enterthe world of men and preserve itsamenities or be pursued by its Eu-menides, ever speaking from a height*and never soul to soul. Each morrowthe flesh would feel the biting ofTime, and each wish the enshroudingof a hopelss futility. To stay, tohate his very life, its falseness, the liewhich he lived; or to flee . . . thatwas the question. He would not be acoward if he killed himself, for hewould only be choosing that coursewhich was easier, most sensible.Why face the unnecessary? It woulddo no one good, and least himself.Tiffaney knew that he could plungethe cold steel of a dagger into hisheart and never flinch.His eyes wandered to the opendrawer in front of him. It was there... a pearl handled knife sheathedin a long black case. No one wouldcare. There were none who wouldweep, and perhaps there were nodreams in this final sleep of sleeps.His white trembling hand droppedinto the drawer. He drew forth anorchid handkerchief with which hedried his tear stained face.WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSBy Elisebeth TaylorNot to appear unduly curious—but how do the new social rulesstrike you? Personally I think theyare great. Under this new regimethe student body is allowed a great-ter freedom but also accept greaterresponsibilities. The plan is in ac¬cordance with the general spirit ofthe University’s undergraduate pol¬icy and is characterized by a spiritof frankness and a willingness tomeet the students on the half waybasis. The late closing time of under¬graduate functions requires the com¬plete cooperation of the students andwe hope that they will more thanjustify the administration’s confid¬ence. The regulation of completeregistration a week in advance ofany function after ten will insurepress notice and make our merrywhirl much more orderly. Well, youhave heard the rules before this verylikely and they certainly sound likean improvement.The functions listed for this weekare as follows: Tuesday the West¬ minister Club held a very succesfulsocial evening and the Delta Up-silons had a mothers’ meeting. Thisseems like a very pleasant customand the mothers certainly enjoy theattention.*FridayOn this day of days for the su¬perstitious we have two functionslisted. The women of the senior classare planning a very unique dinner.This last chance to become acquaint¬ed ought to bring out the women enmasse and as the plans are interest¬ing it should be most successful. TheDelta Upsilons, proving that ignor¬ant superstition doesn’t matter toto them, are giving a house danceMr. and Mr. V. C. Simons and Mr.and Mrs. J. A, Lauren will act aschaperons.SundayThe Sigma Alpha Epsilons are giv¬ing a bridge tea Sunday at fouro’clock. The names of Mr. and Mts.Noyes and Mr. Roland of the Frenchdepartment have been handed in ashost and hostess. Alumni Magazine ToRun ‘‘Forge” Poems“The University of ChicagoAlumni Magazine,’’ edited month¬ly by Alan Heald, recretary of theAlumni Association, has receivedpermission from “Forge: A Mid¬western Review,’’ to reprint sev¬eral of the ’poems which have ap¬peared in the last two or threeissues of “Forge.” According toHeald, consent has been obtainedto run poems by Elizabeth MadoxRoberts, George Dillon, OliverJenkins, and one or two others,all of whom have appeared in thelast two issues.Coincident with this, comes anannouncement from Dexter Mas¬ters, editor of “Forge,” that thethird issue of the current yearwill appear some time early inMay.ArtArt Institute NotesLovers of protraiture and of goodcharacter drawing should not fail tovisit the Art Institute and see theone hundred and fifty portrait draw¬ings of famous men and women,drawn from life, by William Rothen-stein, of England. These remarkableportraits sketched by a master incharacter delineation, are on view inthe Print Rooms of the Art Instituteand will remain until May 6.♦ JkAn exhibition of pictures and ofreproductions from European mas¬ter pieces, and also from the paint¬ings of many of the most famousAmerican artists, collected by' thePublic School Art Society for theSchools of Chicago, will be on viewin the Children’s Museum at the ArtInstitute until May 6.« * *The total sales in the exhibition ofetchings under the auspices of theChicago Society of Etchers, whichhas just closed at the Art Institute,have exceeded last year’s by a smallmargin, amounting to $10,091, asagainst $10,072 last year. Althoughbut little more than last year’s sales,it nevertheless establishes a recordas being the largest amount ever re¬ceived at the Institute for the saleof etchings at an exhibition.* * IThe Sunday Symphony Concerts(Continued on page 4)'.... ATQUE VALETheodore Thomas brought sym¬phony music to Chicago, and Freder¬ick Stock (above), his successor,brought Chicago to symphony music.Conductor Stock and the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra conclude theirnineteenth season of Mandel Hallconcerts Tuesday afternoon. Oxford AndOxfordiansThis is the second of a series ofarticles on Oxford being published inthe Weekly Review of the Daily Ma¬roon. These articles, written by for¬mer Rhodes scholars and leading fig¬ures in American education, deal withthe various phases of Oxford’s lifeand educational offerings. They arepublished through the courtesy ofRobert Valentine Merrill, Marshal ofthe University and former Rhodesscholar.1 his week’s article, dealing withthe opportunities for the study ofmedicine at Oxford, is written by Wil-burt G. Davison, former Rhodesscholar, now Dean of the Duke Uni¬versity School of Medicine.By Wilburt C. DavisonThe number of pre-medical andmedical students who are applying forRhodes scholarships is increasingevery year. Many more would be can¬didates if they realized what a greatopportunity is offered to them. Thepreparation for medicine which canbe obtained by three years’ study atthe Medical School of Oxford Univer¬sity and one or two years at an Amer¬ican medical school has many advan¬tages over four years at an Americanmedical school. An American Rhodesscholar, on eq^ering Oxford, can en¬roll in the Honor School of Physiologyand obtain the B. A. degree in physi¬ology at the end of two years. Thisentitles him, without further examina¬tion, to the M. A. degree. During thistime he can complete the study of an¬atomy, physiology, bio-chemistry,pharmacology, pathology, bacteriolo¬gy and physical diagnosis, the subjectsusually taught in the first two yearsin an American medical school. Hecan then be admitted, if his record issatisfactory, to the third year class ofthe medical schools of Johns Hopkins,Harvard, Duke and several other uni¬versities, and obtain his M. D. degreein four years from the time he en¬tered Oxford.Remain for Third YearIt will, however, be wiser for thestudent to remain at Oxford for athird year so that he may avail him¬self of the opportunity for independ¬ent work in physiology, pathology,bio-chemistry, etc., and thus obtainthe B. Sc. degree at the end ofthis year. This supplemental train¬ing is of inestimable value in hisfuture career as a physician or sur¬geon. If, in addition to this work, thestudent has profitably utilized his va¬cations, and there are three of themeach year—six weeks each at Christ¬mas and Easter and three months inthe summer—by clinical work in Lon¬don, Edinburgh. Dublin or on the con¬tinent, he can be admitted to thefourth year class at Johns Hopkins orDuke University and obtain his M. D.degree in the same length of time ashe would have, had he not gone toOxford.Liberty of ChoiceThere is great liberty of choice ofstudy at Oxford and a medical studentcan vary his work to suit his own re¬quirements or preferences. SomeRhodes scholars choose to spend threeyears in obtaining the B. X. degreein physiology in order that they maydo more extensive work in the pre-clinical subjects; others, especiallj'those who have already had one or twoyears in an American medical school,study for the D. Phil. (Ph. D.) de¬gree in some medical subject. .A.1-though some of these plans may re¬quire more than the usual four yeaisfor the M. D. degree, the benefits ofthe additional training and the firmermedical foundation more than compen¬sate for th'e added time.The medical faculty at Oxford isone of the best in the world and theopportunities for study are rarelyequalled elsewhere. .\s far as I amaware, all the Rhodes scholars havegraduated in the upper part of theclasses in the American medicalschools to which they have returned,and their s ubsequent careers havedemonstrated the value of their Ox¬ford medical training. Not only cana Rhodes scholar receive a medicaltraining at least equal to that in this(Continued on page 6)THE DAILY MAROPN, FRIDAY, APRIL i3, 1928-ormances, one at 3:00 and theother at 4:15 p. m. this Sunday.Special lectures on trees, lumberand wood products will be jriven thisafternoon at 3 o’clock and Saturday niornin,t2 at 11, at Field Museum of i be illustrated by a tour of the com- ord. Professor Record is one of theNatural History, by Professor Sam-] prehensive exhibits of woods if theuel J. Record of Yale University ! museum’s department of botany, per-School of Forestry. The lectures will j sonally conducted by Professor Rec- country’s foremost authorities on thisbranch of botany. In addition to hold¬ ing his chair at Yale, he is on theField Mtuseum scientific staff as as¬sociate in wood technology.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.fry Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyTOWER THEATRE63rd at BlackstoneContinued 1-11 p. m.McCALL - BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS4()-TALENTED STARS-40in conjunction withLatest Feature PhotoplaysI— TcurisiThird CabinLurcpeNice enough for anybody—thisnew, popular-price way—a* it’*done on a Canadian Pacific■hip! Food you won’t tire of.Orchestra. Afternoon tea. Par-tie* and deck aports. Everycomfort that people of culturerequire. Frequent sailings fromMontreal or Quebec—2 day*les* of open sea! For as little as$184.50 round trip with apopular Collegiate Tour, allexpenses for 32 days, $385.Ask about it now.Canadian PacificWorld’s Greatest Travel SystemK. S. KI-.WOKTHY, StcHmsh il> (ii-ncral Ajfent.71 E. Jackson RIv<i., t'hicuKo. Ill. or any localStcam.ship Ajfent. 'Iclfijhonc WaLash IHil.For Freight apply W. A. Kittcnnasicr, liiiit .S,La Salle Si., Chicajro. TOWER’SFish Brand^arsittf SI i ckerQn Honor GraduateNew Two-TrouserSUITS andTOPCOATS^35 ^40 ^45The new light shades and patterns are partic¬ularly prominent in these groups as well asthe ever popular blue. The 50-inch longCoat favored by university men the countryover is well represented. The size range is34 to 42 and the fabrics include Tweeds,Worsteds, Homespuns and Novelty Fabrics.Young Men*s SuitsThird FloorTopcoatsFourth FloorMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYThe SrbRtjormN Comfort • • AStyleDurability • AEconomy • • AProtection • AA. J. Tower Co.BOTON. MASS.PATRONIZE DAILY MAROON ADVERTISERSCarson PirieScott ^ CoThe Men’s StoreWABASH at MONROENew TopcoatsPurchased to Special Advantage— Have Just Arrived, WeAre Featuring Them onThe Third Floor at$35In smartness of style, in ex¬cellence of fabric and in value,they far exceed anything wehave seen at their price. Rag¬lans, set-in sleeves—tweeds,homespuns, cheviots. Theyare topcoats far from the ordi¬nary at their price. $35.The Third Floor/Indigibflities hit tracksquad hard. (rf)eS ahoo n First water polo matchespostponed.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 1928POSTPONE FDtST GAMES OF NEWWATER POLO MATCHES FOR WEEK No Holidays ForBadger TrackmenIllness of Coach McGillaveroy Necessitates New StartingDate for Tank CompetitionPhi Beta Delta.All games scheduled to be playedyesterdaf in the Intramural Water-polo competition were postponed be¬cause of the illness of Coach McGill-veroy, who is to referee the games.The games will be run off on Tuesday,April 17, according to the same sched¬ule printed yesterday. Drawings inthe playground ball leaves have beenheld and,the schedule of games forWednesday, April 18, has been com¬pleted.Thirty-one teams entered in theIntramural playground ball competi¬tion have been divided into fiveleagues, which are as follows:AlphaA. T. O.A. E. Pi.Phi Kappa Sigma.Phi Sigma Delta.Pi Lambda Phi.Sigma Nu.•i»aZ. B. T.Delta Chi.Tau Sigma Omicron.Delta Sigma Phi.Sigma Chi.Phi Pi Phi.GammaPhi Kappa Psi.Tau Delta Phi.Macs.Delta Tau Delta.FRENCHLESSONS AND HELP TO STUDENTSBY FORMER TUTOR (woman) GRAD¬UATE OF UNIV. OF NANCY.FRANCE. VERY REASONABLE.TELEPHONE SOUTH SHORE 9959sSAWYER'SOtaaia* Oll*dSLICKER■rfQuaranttmdWaterproofHMSAWflRSONSTUDENTS SHOPon 55th StreetCOWHEYSNew Men’s Store55th St. at Ellis Ave.Has an up to date lineFor Dress or SportShirts $1.00 to $5.00Sweaters $4.00 to $9.00the Regal representative toshow you the $6.60 RegalReproduction of London’sLeading Shoe Style sellingon Regent Street at 75 shil¬lings ($18.25).An English Oxford madefrom Genuine Martin’s Im¬ported Si'otch Grain, PullLeather Lined, $6.60.$^60RE GATSHOESCampus RepresentativeKENEIU LOCMKER Kappa Sigma.DeltaPhi Gamma Delta.Chi Psi.Phi Delta Theta.Acacia.Lambda Chi Alpha.Alpha Sigma Phi.Beta Theta Pi.EpailonAlpha Delta Phi.Delta Upsilon.T. K. E.Psi Upsilon.Kappa Nu.D. K. E.The first games will be played onWednesday, April 18, on the diamondsat 59th and Cottage Grove. Theschedule for the opening games is asfollows:At 3:00vA. T. O. vs. A. E. Pi.Z. B. T. vs. Delta Chi.Alpha Delta Phi vs. Delta Upsilon.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Tau Delta Phi.At 4:30- Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi SigmaDelta.Tau Sigfma Omicron vs. Delta Sig¬ma Phi.T. K. E. vs. Psi Upsilon.T. K. E. vs. Psi Upsilon.Macs vs. Delta Tau Delta. Vacation is furthest from theminds of the Cardinal track menof Wisconsin who must foregothe pleasures of a spring recessfor the double practices beingheld daily at Randall stadium.Tom Jones, Badger coach, decidedto keep his squad intact throughthe holiday to utilize every moment in making ready for theKansas and Ohio Relays April21st.ILLINI ROOKIESIN SOUTHLANDSeveral promising new men arenumbered among the University ofIllinois baseball squad now touringthe south in a series of eight gameswith leading southern institutions.F. G. Cann of Oregon, catcher, H.A. Glade of Omaha, Nebraska, JimmyLymperopoulos of Argo, and F. B.Walker of Ballard Vale, Massachu¬setts, infielders and R. B. Harringtonof Waukegan and J. V. Mueller ofChicago, pitchers, are the playersmaking their first southern trip withthe Big Ten co-champions.J. R. (Bud) Stewart of BattleGround, Indiana, who carried the slabburden last year, will likely do thelion’s share of mound work for themini on the jaunt.Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVE.Capital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator,guardian, trustee, or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, Pres. V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. Cash.C. A. EDMONDS. Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. Cash.B. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. Cash.C. S. MACAiULAY, Trust OfficerA. G. FIEDLER, Auditor CRIPPLED TRACKTEAM PREPARESFOR OHIO REUYS Iowa Runners WillEnter Atlanta MeetGleason, Frey KeptCompetition ByInjuries FromIn spite of a virtual avalanche ofineligibilities and injuries, with Glea¬son. stellar dash man in the latte»classification, the track squad is work¬ing out daily in preparation for theOhio relays a week from Saturdayand the Drake relays to follow soonafter. Gleason, who placed secondin the conference and won every oth¬er Big Ten meet in which he competedin the indoor season, yesterday pulleda tendon in his leg, which will layhim up for from four to six weeks.Lose WeaverFrey, one of the Maroon’s strong-ests supports in the high jump, hassprained his ankle and will probablybe out for the same period. Weav¬er, sure point garnerer in the shotput, and Mendenhall, broad jumper,are the most important of the menthat have been declared ineligible be¬cause of their last quarters grades.Gist, the middle distance flash isshaking off the bad effects of the bas¬ketball season, and rounding into bet¬ter shape than he has ever been in,and stands to better even his unusualperformances of last yeBr.(Continuel in column 6) Already the possessor of three ma¬jor championships and a pair of rec¬ords, the University of Iowa one milerelay team will race in the southernrelays sponsored by Georgia Tech atAtlanta April 14. The fast two-milesquad is not to be entered in the com¬petition, although it was expectedthat they wold go. A quintet of fastquarter-milers will make the trip al¬though only four will compete. WOMEN MUSTSIGN TODAY FORFENCING aASSESALLERTON TROPHYTO BE EXHIBITEDFIRST AT INDIANAIndiana university, due to thesportsmanship of C. 0. Congdon, headof the Purdue alumni organization inChicago, will be the first exhibitor ofthe sterling silver Allerton trophy,won this year by the Indiana and Pur¬due basketball teams, which tied forthe Big Ten championship. This isthe first year the cup ever has beenawarded.W. W. Dwyer, general manager ofthe Allerton House in Chicago, donorof the cup each year to the champion¬ship Western conference cage squad,along with Mr. Congdon, and JohnWeaver, head of the Indiana univer¬sity club i:i vChicago, attended themeeting a1 which the trophy wasawarded to Indiana. Today is the last day for women in¬terested in fencing to sign up for theclasses to be conducted this quarterat 2:30 and 3:30 on Mondays on Dud¬ley field.Supply MaterialWomen may register for the class¬es by signing up on the poster inthe basement of Ida Noyes hall.Alvar Hermanson will be in chargeof the classes. Both beginning andadvanced instruction will be offered.Members of the group must weargym shoes but other regulation gym¬nasium apparel is not required. Foilsand guards will be provided.Extra FeeThe fee for the ten lessons is $2.50and must be paid in advance, accord¬ing to Sinah Kitzing, W. A. A. rep¬resentative in charge of the sport.The lessons were given last quarterand attracted a large enrollment.(Continued from column 4)Ex-captain Cusack, who is a verystrong Olympic team possibility hasbeen working out daily with Gist,Captain Williams, and Ijctts, a froshmiddle distance man of excellentpromise, and all four of them areshowing up considerably better thanthey were on the indoor tracks.The University of Chicago PressC3iinese PaintingBy John C. 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In spite of the deluge of* newattractions there are a number ofestablished favorites which continuewith undimmed popularity. Thepeerless Beatrice Lillie provides anevening of rare enjoyment at theIllinois in the musical farce She’s MyBaby in which she is assisted by Clif¬ton Webb, Jack Whiting. Ula Sharon,Pauline Mason and others. Plentyof good tunes and a liberal portionof comedy make Honeymoon Lane inw'hich Eddie Dowling stars at theErlanger, one of the most delightfulof the seasons offerings here.An air of mystery pervades at theCort and Princess Theatres whereThe Wooden Kimono and WilliamHodge in Straight Thru the Door areplaying respectively. Schwab andMandel are the fortunate producersw'ho have two of the seasons leadingsuccesses now current here with TheDesert Song now in its eighth monthat the Great Northern and GoodNews, a speedy musical comedy, atthe Selwyn. At the Garrick, ExcessBaggage is filling the house with itspartly comic and partly dramaticrevelation of backstage life.Devotees of grand opera enjoyingan additional treat this year in thevisit of the American Opera Com¬pany to the Studebaker Theatrewhere an interesting repertoire ofw'orld famous operas is being givenin English. Pagliacci with The Sun¬set Trail is scheduled for the firstpart of the week and Martha thelatter.OXFORD ANDOXFORDIANS(Continued from page 3)country, but he will obtain from hisattendance at an English Universityand from his vacations at continentalmedical schools and hospitals a criti¬cal judgment and perspective whichwill be of the greatest practical im¬portance to him.Rhodes Eligibility DetailsStudents between the ages of nine¬teen and twenty-five years who havereached the sophomore year in collegeare eligible for Rhodes scholarshipseither in the state of their residenceor of their education. 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