^03;Free beer andlunch at Cube Sun-day. iSfe map jUaroon Soph Honor Ballat Shoreland.Vol. 28. No. 91. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1928AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 660 words, addressedto Nicholas Mataoukas, Box O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchanKe. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.CO-EDUCATION: A WOMAN’SOPINIONBt Rosalie MartinEditor’s note—It is v’ith greatpleasure that we are today present¬ing another slant on the co-educationquestion, a subject that has beenboiling under the banner of theATHENAEUM for some weeks. MissMartin is thoroughly qualified topresent a lady’s argument in behalfof the question, being a graduate ofRadcliffe and a prominent student onthe campus. She gives Heraklitusvon Ephesus (who maintains that co¬education is an ubiquitous blight) agentle razz. Or is it so gentle. Theforum is yours Miss Martin ....“The oracle has spoken! Glory heto \llah”—or rather to that high yenlightened youth. Heraklitus yonEphesus. For truly he has spokenwith amazing wi.sdom. He has con¬demned co-education. And right y.He has pointed out that the co-ed isnothing more than a distracting in¬fluence to her struggling brethern.and although some of them seem toprefer this influence to the ponder¬ous ones professors occasionally at¬tempt to impose on them in thCir un¬guarded moments, still on the wholethe co-ed only clogs up true creativevork. All this, in spite of the factthat poets for countless generationshave drawn their inspiration fromthe species female. To say nothingof his own debt for subject-matter.But then it is strange how womenbother some men. Mr. Heraklitus, ofcour.se. is not irusturbed by any ideathat they are superior to him mmentality, hut by their mere pres¬ence. And indeed to see womenthrowing their lives away in the use¬less pursuit of knowledge, instead oftraining and using “their unique phy¬sical potentialities,” must needs stirthe ire of any gallant gentleman.Mr Heraklitus then goes on topaint a very touching picture of thetime when the co-ed will be confinedto the professional schools, where awoeful doom awaits her. Even granation from one of these places cando her no good, concludes our sagemournfully, for it will lead to neith¬er of those two refuges for women“society” or matrimony. In the mat¬ter of marriage however he errs, forall the training in the world cannever save a woman from this pe¬culiar mistake, for the happiness ofthe occasional exception seems to jus¬tify the risk. “Society” I will passover, merely adding an extra sneerin the form of two more quotationmarks, for the sole pursuit of thiselusive animal, 1 fear, holds littlecharm for “real” people, tho somemen seem to have exploited it to thebenefit of their business. But withunerring judgment Mr. Heraklitushas shown that once out in the crue^hard world of business women willin the future have even fewer op¬portunities than they have now.thereby cld^ring up a little misunder¬standing now prevalent. For to besure articles are being published ev¬ery day in the newspapers and mag¬azines about women who are makingtheir mark in business, but doubtlessthese are completely overshadowedby vivid accounts of the PeachesBrowning or Peggy Hopkins Joycetvpe—tho there again it depends onthe paper.' To return to the co-ed she, poorsoul, is thrown out in the cold if theprofessional schools have no charmfor her. She can never exist in thesenior colleges of the future whenthe ability to think and create shalltake the place of her talent for gar¬nering marks for mere imbibing pow¬er, (Mr. Heraklitus very frankly ac¬knowledges that the co-ed has held(Continued on page 2) NAME STUDENT; Interclub FashionSPONSORS FOR; Show Illustrates'MILITARY BALL College WardrobeGrand March Forms At11; Frankie MastersPlaysStudent sponsors of the MilitaryBall made known yesterday are:Helen King, Dorothy Lowe, Kath¬erine Rose, Charlotte Eckhart, PegPringle. Laura Reynolds and Elea¬nor McEwen. Members of CrossedCannon, Military honorary societywhich is staging the event, who willbe paired wdth the student sponsorare: Giles Penstone, Rus.sell Whit¬ney, Harry Pratt, W. Buell Scace,Arthur Peterson. Charles Nebel, El-dred Neubauer and Chester B.Thrift.Grand March At 11 The entertainment at the secondannual Interclub luncheon Saturday,at 12 in the Wedgewood room ofMarshall Field and Company’s storewill feature a spring fashion showin w’hich representatives of severalof the clubs will model.The exhibit will be scheduled liketho day of a college woman, begin¬ning with morning and school dress.Sports costumes follow, includingspecial outfits for tennis and golf.Afternoon frocks are next, and arefollow'ed by formal and informal eve¬ning gowns and wraps. The womenwill visit the stock rooms and choosethe outfits which they will wear. Inaddition to dresses and coats, bags,shoes, and costume jewelry will beshown.Miss Helen Orcutt of Marshallform about 11 with Frankie Mastersand his orchestra furnishing themusic. Ben Patterson and EloiseKresse leading one wing, and Mel¬vin Abrahamson and MarjorieCreighton the other, W. Buell Scace,present cadet-major is planning aseries of special military ceremoniesto go with theTlrand March.Tickets for the Military Bali,which is said to rival the WashingtonE’rom and the Inter fraternity Ball insplenuor and attraction, have beenplaced on sale at the University Book¬store and at the various fraternityhouses. It is the only formal all-University dance to be given duringSpring quarter.Two OrchestrasOver a score of musicians, com¬prising two complete bands, willplay for the 400 couples that are ex¬pected. Masters will send a band toplay during the first part of the eve¬ning, and he, with his own TivoliTheatre orchestra will come later.There will he a meeting of thestudent sponsors today at 3:30 in theoffices of the Military Science De¬partment in Lexington Hall. FIFTY STUDENTSROUSE INTERESTIN NEW^HAPELY.M.C.A. Form GroupTo Acquaint AllWith PlansThe Grand March will probably J Eiejfj’s style bureau will introducethe women as they appear, and willdiscuss the fine points of taste andharmony in the outfits.The women who will model are |Cora May Ellsworth, Alice Ransom, j.Marjorie Creighton, Dorothy Hart¬ford, Margaret Dee and EloiseKresse.Non-ciub women are invitedattend the luncheon. toNoe To DiscussGerman TravelsCity Drama Ass’n.Selects OfficialsElection to important ChicagoDrama league offices of several Uni¬versity graduates who figured prom¬inently in dramatic activities oncampus was announced Tuesday.Mrs. Howard L. W’illett, secretaryof the University Dramatic club in1906, was re-elected president of theleague. Her son Howard Willett, isnow a sophomore at the University.Among the graduates selected asdirectors by the Drama league are:Mrs. William Tuttle, prominent inthe Dramatic club in 1915; TheodoreB. Hinckley, also of the Dramaticclub; Barrett H. Clark, president ofthe club in 1912.Other directors connected with theUniversity are: Frank HurburtO’Hara, director of University dra¬matic activities: Mrs, William A.Nitze, wife of Professor William A.Nitzo, head of the Romance Lan¬guages department; Mrs. George C. IHowland, wife of George C. How¬land, associate professor in English. •Adolph C. Noe, Associate Profes¬sor of Paleobotany, will speak onhis travels through Germany at thefirst meeting of Die Deutsche Gesel-Ischaft Friday at 4, in Ida Noyeshall. Following Professor Noe’s talk,several members of Assistant Profes--sor John G. Kunstmann’s beginning,intermediate, and advanced Germanclasses will present five minute dis¬cussions on several topics.Plans for the Fruhlingsfest, theannual spring dance, to be given onApril 27 will be discussed and thecast for Wilbrandt’s “Jugendliebe,”to be presented May 8 at Chicagoand May 10 at Northwestern Univer¬sity, will be announced.German folk dances have beenpl.'.niied as a colorful feature of thedance. Dorothea Schultze and W.h’ischer will dance a RheinlandischerSchottisch in Alsatian costume. ‘‘Hop-pseia,” a lively folk dance, will bepresented by six members of theGerman club.Tickets for the dance may be se¬cured from the German office inCobb 410 for $1.00.Prof. Noe has lately returned froman investigation of the Donez Basin,the rich Russian coal deposits. Hewith several others made an entiresurvey of the district and issued fav¬orable reports. A committee of fifty students willbei chosen to participate in arrange¬ments to acquaint the student bodywith the new chapel and its signifi¬cance, it was announced by M. D.McLain, chairnan of the Y. M. C. A.yesterday.Committee RepresentativeThis committee will be picked torej^'resent every phase of student life,especially in regard to religious andintellectual viewpoints. A series ofmeetings will be sponsored by thecommittee in which several promin¬ent speakers will speak on the placeof the chapel in student life.The members chosen will be takenthrough the chapel during the vari¬ous stages of construction and thor¬oughly acquainted with the architec¬ture of the building. They will alsoveijy likely assist in the dedicationceremonies next fall.Faculty AidsAnother committee was chosen re¬cently to take charge of the meet¬ings on the new chapel held in Bondchapel. The members are: Mr. A.Coleman. Mrs. E, F. Flint, Mr. vonOgden Vogt, Miss M. Clark, and Mr.M. D. McLain. A series of lectureshas been arranged by this committee,th0 first of which was delivered yes-tei^ay evening in Bond chapel byMr. Thomas Tallmadge, Chicago ar¬chitect.' This is the first time in the historyof the University that a group ofstudent will be chosen to assist inthe completion of a strictly Univers¬ity "function. The plan has been en¬dorsed by the University. Sophomore Honor | POTTER TO OPENSocieties Plan to jPOLI SCI MODELGive Last Dance Ileague meetingScore club aiiu Skull and Crescent,the two expiring sophomore honorsocieties, will hold their last danceat the Shoreland hotel some time inMay, according to the announcementmade yesterday. As the two organi¬zations are to be combined next yearinto a new society, the proceeds ofthe dance are to go toward the fin¬ances of the amalgamated club.To Prove Stability“The dance is second in social im¬portance only to the three formalsof the year, the Washington Prom,the Military Ball and the Interfrater¬nity Ball,” states Dexter Masters,president of Score club. “The danceis not to be considered as a last ges¬ture of the old clubs, but as a meansof putting the new society on a ba¬sis of financial and social stability.For this reason, the fullest supporton the part of the students is asked.”Represent New Club“We are attempting to make this(lance, as the last one the two clubsw’ill give, the best,” says Glen Hay¬wood, president of Skull and Cres¬cent, “We have not only the presentsocieties to represent but, in a defin¬ite way, the one to be organized nextyear.” Twenty-three CollegesSend Delegates toConventionUniversity PressTo Hold BanquetAdd New Zest ToTemperance PlayTen Nights in a Barroom will becondensed into one night when thefamous temperance play is presentedamid familiar surroundings at theCube, local art theater, on Sunday"voning. The original cast from Mr.Napier Wilt’s drama class will be pre¬served almost ill its entirety. In theCube production it will be reinforcedby a background calculated to makethe presentation both more realisticand pleasing, according to the direc¬tors of the Cube.The evils and vices of pre-prohibi¬tion days are to be revealed in an at¬mosphere pungent with the fragranceof near beer. Pretzels will find adominent part in the interior decora¬tion of the Fifty-seventh street ren¬dezvous of the campus literati, add¬ing to the general significance of theoccasion. The University Press will give itsannual banquet to the employees to-; night at 6 in the Disciples church atFifty-seventh Street and UniversityAvenue. At this banquet, the Mu¬tual Savings association, sponsoredby the Press, will make an annual re¬port.After the dinner, with G. J. Laing,dean of the graduate school of artsand literature, as toastmaster, T. E.Donnelley, Samuel C. Jennings andAlbert W. Sherer, all members oftho Board of Trustees of the Uni¬versity, will give short talks on theSavings association.The Mutual Savings association hasbeen instituted by the press for athree-fold purpose: to encouragesaving, to invest money safely andwith a fair rate of interest, and toloan money to other needy membersat a reasonable rate of interest. Mem¬bership is limited to University em¬ployees.A shoi’t musical program will befurnished during the meal, while theafter-dinner dance music will be“Chuck” Walker’s Meter Gnomes.PLAN LUNCHEON FORSOPHOMORE COUNCIL!N IDA NOYES HALLAn Open Letter—Writer^s Open 'Letter Is Mysteriously ReceivedStrindberg PlaysGiven in Ida Noyes“The Stranger” and “A Half Sheetof Paper” by August Strindbergwere presented before the Scandin¬avian club last night in Ida NoyesTheatre, “The Stranger” a panto¬mime monologue in which Zelda Sha¬piro, as the married actress, is theonly person who speaks was adjudg¬ed most unique by the capacity au-diene that greeted the offerings.Aiding Miss Shapiro in this play¬let were Sally Alport as the ten—married actress, and Minnette Bergas the waitress. i Editor’s Note. Yesterday a letterwas found in our editorial offices.No one brought it there. No oneknows how it got there. The paperon which it was written was like nopaper ever seen before. There wasan eerie aspect about it all. We sus¬pected supernatural agencies andfound, upon reading the letter, thatour suspicion was correct. It seemsapparent to us now that we havebeen chosen as a medium by onewho is of our earthly make-up nomore. And so we offer, not withoutfear and excitement, this self-written,post-humous statement of the latereferee of the Maroon-Phoenix bas¬ketball game—Mr. F. J. Gurney.—To the Daily Maroon:I have something to say: namely,I did not suppose till I read the ac¬count of the affair in the latest is¬ sue of the Phoenix, that it was pos¬sible to crowd so much utter non¬sense into three and one-third pages.Congratulations to the Phoenix, Thisis my sole comment.^ ^The lapse of time between thatissue and this response is due to thefact that there is no mail service be¬tween the Land of the.Living and theRegion where I now exist. Eversince I was found dead in a pool ofmy own open letters, t have beencompletely isolatedL Finally, how¬ever, Pluto was prevailed upon bythe prospect of another victim, theeditor of the Phoenix, to send thiscommunication by special messenger.(Editor’s note—The - messenger wasnever seen).;I remain, sincerely; though dis-tahtly, yours,Shade of Referee Gurney. A luncheon for the niembeis andofficers of the Sophomore class coun¬cil will be held tomorrow at noon inthe Wicker room of Ida Noyes hall.The meeting was called for the pur¬pose of making arrangements forsome kind of class activity this quar¬ter, according to Katherine Madison,secretary of the council. Duringfall and winter quarters the class asa whole has not been active, butthe council wish to make some effortto bring the class together for the re¬mainder of the year.There will be no form of entertain¬ment at the luncheon as it is beingheld primarily to discuss class busi¬ness.Dames Club HoldsAnnual Guest Day“My Lady Dreams” a one-act playby Eugene Pillot, will be presentedby the McLean college of DramaticArts at a meeting of the Dame’s clubto be held Saturday at 3 in Blaine214. j Professor Pitman Potter of Wis-1 consin university, director of theLeague of Nations Non-partisan as¬sociation, will sound the openingnote of the Model Convention of theleague before delegations from twen¬ty-three mid-western colleges andstudents in the Political Science de¬partment on Thursday afternoon at2:30 in Mandel hall.After Professor Potter’s welcom¬ing address the convention will bepresided over by temporary chair¬man, John Kennan, president of thePolitical Science council. Glen B.Meagher, a student specializing ininternational law, will replace him aspermanent president of the conven¬tion.Yesterday afternoon Zelda Rob¬bins, secretary general of the ModelLeague, had secured Charles C.Bauer, an authority and lecturer onthe League of Nations, to deliver theprincipal speech of the session, onThursday evening. His topic has notbeen announced.In imitation of the League thatmeets at Versailles, six permanentcommittees and two reports havebeen created. Delegations fromWashington university, Wisconsinuniversity, and Valparaiso controlthree of the permanent committees,while Northwestern university dele¬gation will make one of the com¬mittee reports.Name Committee MembersIn addition to John Kennan, ZeldaRobbins and Glen Meagher, otherstudents active in the convention arePaul Brady, Jane Sheean, Dan Cos-tigan and Charles Gutter, membersof the publicity committee, andCharles Boynton, chairman of thecredentials committee, Ben Goldman,and Jerome Strauss, members of per¬manent committees.Faculty assistance has been ob¬tained in the planning of the conven¬tion by Jerome Kerwin, general ad¬visor, Frederick Schuman, who lentaid in the preparation of committeereports, and Quincy Wright, who in¬stigated the idea of enacting a modelLeague of Nations at the University.Foreign Flags DisplayedMore than a score of flags of for¬eign nations, purchased by the Poli¬tical Science department, will lendatmosphere to the sessions.Housing facilities have been pro¬vided for the visiting delegations.The men will live at the Broadviewhotel, while the women will be placedin Blackstone hall. A dinner whichwill take place on the campus will beone of the social features in honorof the out-of-town students. Therewill be two afternoon and two eve¬ning sessions of the Model conven¬tion.Friars Hold TrialsFor Two Solo PartsTuesday AfternoonTryouts for two solo parts inBlackfriars, one for high baritoneor second tenor, and the other forfirst or second tenor range, will beheld Tuesday, April 17 at 4:30 inMandel hall, according to DurwoodLockard, Abbot. Tryouts for the*parts may be arranged at the con¬venience of the candidate, providinghe is unable to be present at thetime set, according to Lockard.Candidates may obtain music atthe RejTioids club desk, Friday orlater. Singing chorus rehearsals willcontinue next week on the usualschedule, with sections meeting Mon¬day and Wednesday at 4:30 and thefull assembling on Friday at thesame time. All rehearsals are heldin Mitchell Tower.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. APRIL 12. 1928I iailg HarnonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublighcMi mornitiKS. exci>pt Saiurday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters hy The Daily Marc on Company. Subscription ratesS.t.Ofi per year; by mail. Jim' ?ier year extra. Single copies, fiv.. cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago I’ostotTice Chicago. Illinois. March13, 1906. under the act ot March ■. IsTi!. ,The Daily Maroon expressly reserves ail rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press Associationj The StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITOR1 CHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERj 2^0SELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITORi OFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLj Telephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,I Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsSPORTS DEPARTMENT' EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT jI Men jI Victor Roterus |I Chairman of the Editorial Board |I Milton S. Mayer News EditorCharK-s H. Good Day Editor i4 Louis Engle Day Editor 1Edwin Levin Day Editor 'Robert McCormack Day Editor |Dexter W. Masters Day ElditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior Editor1 Harriet Harris Junior Editorj Elizabeth Taylor Society EditorI Rosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldeati Gibboney Sophomore Editor Robert Sieiri Sports Editorlieiirv h iMi. ■ Si.orl AssistantElmer Krieuiiian Sport .AssistantEmmarette L!8 ”“on ..Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTKobeit Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev^ll VuditorJack McBraily Circulation ManagerWallace Nelsor Classified .Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker .Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard (irossman ...Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation .AssistantJames Rutter Circulation Assistant.Angus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising Correspondent ‘OFFICIAL NO'nCESThursday, April 12 II Uiulcrirradiiate Home EconomicsI club. 4. North Reception room of Ida' Noyes hall.Radio Lectures: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurRills, Department of Psvcliologw 8.iI Station ^\AIAQ. "Enj^lisli I'sage." Dr.I Mildred E. Laml)ert, Instructor ofj English. U);00 A. M. Station \VMA(J.I Religious Service, for all memhersI of the University, conducted In- theI Divinity Faculties, I’rofessor G. H.I Smith, Department of Christian The-j ology. 11:50 A. M. Joseph Rond cha¬pel.I’uhlic Lecture: (The Undergradn] ate Pt)litical Science cluh) “1 hej League of Nations.” F. Duncan-Clark,I Editor, The Evening Post. 4, Hiir-I per M 11.Eta Sigma Plii. 4:50. Cla-^sics 20.Women’s University Council, 4:30.Cohh 115.Le Circle Francais, "Cauchema,r.'I Miss Lelali-Rel! Davis. 4:30, 5810Woodlawn .'\venue.Junior Psychological clnh, “Why DuWe Have Rrainsr’’ Professor CharlesJ. Herrick, Department of Neurologyt 4:30. Psychology lA.j Disciples cluh, “Disciples and Mis¬sions." The Reverend William H. !•>-skine, Osaka. Japan. 7. University orChurch of Disciples. ,Friday, April 13Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. Professor Chas.W. Gilkey. 11:50. Joseph Bond cha¬pel.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, Associ¬ate Professor Adolph Carl Noe. De¬partment of Botany and Paleontol¬ogy, 4. Ida Noyes hall. ,EDWIN LEVIN, Night Editor8.9. THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMEncouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac-r.ivity and scholarshipAugmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.Extension of the Intramural principle.Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement of the Year Book.Abolition of E-l\ and establishment of group libraries.A CASE FOR REFLECTIONThat there is among the lighter and more frivolous elementof the student body some who are fired with an unusual zest forintellectual achievement is well illustrated by the case of the four¬teen blind students who have been graduated from the Univer¬sity. Despite their extreme handicap eight of them have receivedtheir degrees with honors.The first blind student to receive a degree was Frank Bixon,the degree of Bachelor of Theology being conferred on him in1894. John Curtis received his Bachelor’s degree in 1895 and hisMaster’s in 1896, and George Clarke became a Bachelor of Arts in Meeting of the faculty of t^ieGraduate School of Social ServJCeAdministration, 4:30. Cobb 112.Public Lecture; “The Factors ofOrganic Evolution.” Professor Hor¬atio Hackett Newman, Zoology de¬partment, 6:45, Art Institute.1907.The first blind student to receive honors at graduation wasa woman, Amanda Manske, who became a Bachelor of Philosophyin 1911. Another woman, Theodora Franksen, won departmentalhonors in Latin and German, a graduate scholarship in Latin, andPhi Beta Kappa. Frank Heimer and Sanford Allerton, Deutschreceived departmental honors in history in 1921; and the followingyear Elinor Deutsch made Phi Beta Kappa.The outstanding instance of scholarly achievement underdifficulties is that of Joe Smith, who was blinded in the WorldWar. He not only received the degree of Bachelor of Science withhonors in 1924, and also departmental honors in geography, buthe was appointed instructor in history for the year 1926-27.George Evans won departmental honors in English in 1926; andlast June another blind student, Herbert Geisler, received honorsin political science, history and law, as well as election to Phi BetaKappa.Their accomplishments speak for themselves; there is notmuch more that can be said except that those of us in scholasticthroes might do well to turn to the case of the fourteen blind stu¬dents for inspiration.RUE EDGAR POEWe learn by the metropolitan sheets that Paris has named astreet after Edgar Allan Poe. The bare fact is cited, no more.It is very' good of the French to honor one of America’s men ofletters, but we wonder where in Paris the street is and what itsoutward aspects are. The French with their sense of appro¬priateness surely would never name one of the shining thorough¬fares of Passey or Auteuil after the author of The Murderers ofRue Morgue. We like to imagine it in Montparnasse—one ofthose crooked dark streets there that is walled in by old, tallhouses on either side, and that is mined by apache cellars andrendezvouses.WHAT THEY THINK AT YALESeniors in Yale colleges, judging by the preferences expressedin the annual class vote, would rather win a Phi Beta Kappa keythan a major “Y”, believe that prohibition has harmed collegelife, that English is the most valuable subject and that psychologyis the least valuable, and that Lindbergh is the man now living■whom they most admire.' 't ..;t.4 ,. ILLINOIS NETTERSEXPECT BIG YEARWith Captain O’Coniu*!. tennis sin¬gles champion of the Rig Ten, andseven other veterans answering hisspring call, Coach A. H. Cann of theL'niversity of Illinois looks forward toa successful net season this year. Theteam will he taken out to practice onthe (t'ucrete courts as soon as theweather allows.Insist onth« ORIGINALGRAPEGUM JI ij ^ -* - ^A ^’The BuiimM College with *,, VnWertirt Almotphere" ^Prepare, toe • buiineit c«r«er atthe only Bui incat College in theWeatwhich requirca every aiudent to be atIcatl a 4-yaar High School graduate.Beginning on the firatof April, July,October, and January, we conduct atpccial, complete, intensive, throe,meathg* eoura* in stenographywhich it ophn toCollege Oraduatee endUndergradoatee OnlyEnrol Imentt (or this course must bemade before the opening day—pref.erably tome time in advance, to besure of a pla^ejn the class.Stenography opens the way to inde-pendanca, artel k a very great help inany position in life, 'The ability totake shorthand ..otet of lectures,tcnnom.cbnversar’ou and in manyother tjtu^ipna is a great asset.Bulletin on request.No Solfeiioit EmployedPAUL MOSER, J. D. Ph. B., Pretiient \116 South Michigan Avenue12th FloorRandolph 4147 YCtu Chicago, Illinois 'fftn. the Ort School GirhOnly ere Enrolled ^^ (1404 B)1- luf. ■ifflKS/EliiHenru CLgtton 8 SonsSTATE and JACKSON—ChicagoEvanston Gary • Oak ParkATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)more than her own with the men inthe present system,—but then thatsystem is wrong). And-so when class¬es give place to faculty guidance forthe solution of individual problems,thus entailing “solitary independentwork” and “functional co-operation.”the co-ed is doomed for then intel¬ligence not “it” will be required. Asthere are many male dilletantesabout the campus, so there are femaleI lightweights who glory in their abil¬ity to attract men. .Again our criticscores!But there are a few things Mr.von Ephesus has apparently overlook¬ed—namely coeds. Lucky man hehas evidently never come in contactwith the co-ed who has intellectualcuriosity and looks. Whether this bedue to the fact that no woman everthought it worth while to talk toI him seriously or whether he hasfound his most satisfactory kinship, with the lighter variety, who shallventure to deny? He states blandlythat if it comes to a matter of thinkor swim, the co-ed will swim out. Onwhat authority? He is not a co-ed(everybody happy?) so he really, can’t‘tell what one will do any moreI than he can judge her true ability.As a matter-of-fact, I, a co-ed, be- ilieve that women have as much urgeto produce things, to “spill over bitsof their bright illimitable soul as menhave; being less satisfied with the |present and longing more for a high¬er future, they are compelled eitherto do things, or to sink into the mire; of discouragement or forgetfulness.Many fall, many are too lazy to, struggle, but innumerable women are jj thirsty for a chance to accomplish; what they consider worthwhile in therealm of thought and creation. Why ij not let them try? Even if many fail,j so do men. Why should men withI their smug complacency or theiri sense of inferiority .say—bah! wom-j en are only made for our pleasure II not to fulfill their own desires not ji to use their powers of intellectualj perception.I And men with narrow, unfairideas like these are part of a co-edu-cational institution, and that, dearsirs, is why I agree that co-cduca-ttion is a failure.French Club HearsTalk on ‘Cauchemar’Miss Lelah-Bell Davis, who receiv¬ed her Miister’s degree from the Uni¬versity in 1924 and is in charge ofColette’s Service bureau which dealswith anything f’rench, will give aninformal talk on “Cauchemar” atthe regular meeting of “Le CercleFrancais” today at 4 :30 in the FrenchHouse, 5810 Woodlawn Avenue.An election of officers will preceedthe talk, and tea will be served be¬fore the meeting.Correction of Phone NumberFRATERNITIESA modern 1 I room house,2 baths; near Universityand the I. C. Owner willconsider a family. CallDorcliester 5996.TOWE THEATRE63rd at BiackstoneContinued 1-11 p. m.McCALL - BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS40-TALENTED STARS-40in conjunction withLatest Feature Photoplays TheNew SmartFurnishingsin the LyttonCollege ShopWhite BroadclothShirts - - - $2,50Tailored and styled with extremecare, these genuine • broadclothshirts make highly desirable com¬panions to University Men—espe¬cially since the price is pleasing.Beautiful SilkNeckwear $1.50University Men have shown amarked preference for the some¬what narrower stripes—the smallgeometrical figures — the plaincolors. These in the College Shopare exactly that way—and, to topit off,—notably good value.Fancy Lisles andSilk Lisles - - 75cThese Hose would be of interest ifonly the price were mentioned—but the patterns are fresh, lively,entirely collegiate.You’ll like them.fSPRING INTRAMURAL ATHLETICS GET UNDERWAY TODAYSCHEDULE OPENSWITH WATER POLOnRSTONPROCRAKPlayground Ball, Tennis, GolfComplete Athletic ListFor Spring. The first round in Intramural wa¬ter-polo competition begins today inthe Bartlett gymnasium pool. Thisis the first time that there has beenany Intramural competition in waterpolo and fourteen teams have enter¬ed the meet. Playground ball, whichis the most popular of the springsports will open on Tuesday, April10. Golf and tennis are other sportsfor which plans and-prearations arcnow being made.ScheduleThe schedule for the water pologames today is as follows:Phi Kappa Psi vs. Delta U. at3:20.Phi Sigma Delta vs. Lambda ChjAlpha at 3:45.Phi Pi Phi vs. Delta Sigma Phi at4:10.Sigma Nu vs. hi Gamma Delta at4 :35.The games will have three minuteshalves with a three minutes intermis¬sion in between halves.Indoor April 16The playground ItiiII season shouldproduce some hot competition. Lastyear’s champions, the Macs, arewithout the service of Goodman, thepitcher who was the biggest factor inbringing them the chami)ionship last,year. Kappa Nu, last year’s runners-up here also lost Klaff, pitcher, whois now a graduate .student. In orderto open up the game and make heav¬ier hitting ossible the base lines havebeen lengthnd to 35 fet and th pitch-tei^ box will now be 30 feet from thehome })late. Th games will start onTuesday, April 10, at the diamondsat Cottage Grove and oOth Streets.Mixed-Double* ProbableTrie opening rounds of Intramuraltennis competition awaits the prepar¬ation of the courts and warm weath¬er. This year, if enough interest isshown by the students, there is apossibility that matches will be play¬ed in the mixed doubles. In golf,play will soon be held in the teamelimination tournament and in thesingles. A freshman golf tournamentmay also be held in order that Cap-toin Garard of the varsity golf squadmay have a look in on material fornext year’s varsity team.ISwitches Backto FavoriteTobaccoPeoria, Ill.Aug. 26, 1926Messrs. 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STOP BROADCASTINGCOAST GRID GAMESSeattle, April. 11.—Broadcast¬ing of play by play accounts ofthe Pacific Coast Conference foot¬ball games will be discontinuedthis next season, it w'as decided ata convention held here recently bythe athletic boards of conferenceschools.Broadcasting of games distractsattention from college games thatmay be being played at the timeand materially diminishes thecrowds at high school games, thedelegates decided. Lack of specta¬tors caused by broadcasting en¬tails a financial loss that should jbe borne by conference teams, to jthe benefit of the larger schools, j, in the opinion of the delegates at jthe convention.IOWA TRACKSTERS iAT GEORGIA MEETIjChampionship Quartet Ex* |pected to Cop.Already the possessor of threemajor championships and a pair of !record.s, the University of Iowa onemile relay team will race in the Sou¬thern relays sponsored by GeorgiaTech at Atlanta, April 14, Coach G.T. Bresnahan announced.Five quarter milers will go south,he said. It is likely that the Hawk-eyes also will run the half mile relaysince all of the racers are fast 220-yard men.IUnless unexpected events happen,the quartet which set the Big Tenindoor record and the Illinois velaycarnival mark w'ill run on the Atlan¬ta track, V. W. Stevenson, IdaGrove, is the lead-off man and R. I.Stamats, Cedar Rapids, runs the sec¬ond lap. The third man is G. H.Baird, Mason City, Big Ten intloor440 yard record-holder; and at an¬chor is Capt. F. J. Cuhel, Cedar Rap¬ids, the veteran, C. E. Wilmoth,Abingdon, Ill., who was a member ofthe winning team at the Texasgames, is the likely alternate.Iowa’s best winning time is 3:242-10, made in the Texas games andthe Big Ten indoor meet. However,even with Cube lout of the race be¬cause of illness, the low^ans ran3:21 2-10 to w’in second at the Ricerelays. Houston, Texas, two w’eeksago. 1 TWELVE ASPIRANTSFOR TENNIS TEAMMANY INELIGIBLEOnly One Veteran Returns;Last Year’s SophsStrongIn spite of an extremely smallturnout of twelve men, Dr. Reed isstarting work in preparation for thefirst conference meet May 1 withNorthwestern. Lesser, a minor “C’’man from last year was the onlyvarsity man to report, the rest ofthem apparently being ineligible.Budd, one of the best of last year’scrop is according to all reports inthis classification. Captain-electPlace who last year lasted till thefinals in the conference meet, is nolonger on campus and will thereforebe a total loss to the team.Two sophomores, Calohan andNelson, both of whom have an excel¬lent record and who were ratherstrikin.g in their performances lastyear are out for the team, and Alli¬son and Roterus, seniors, are alsomaking a strong bid for regularberths. Practice has been started forsome time but not until next weekwhen the varsity courts are openedwill it get going in earnest.The outstanding freshmen to turnout are Herb Heyman and Scott Rex-inger who were at the half of lastyear’s city junior classifications.PURPLE BASEBALLERSSTART SEASON WITHMICHIGAN APRIL 16A starting lineup including fiveveterans and four sophomores willrepresent Northwestern in the open¬ing of the conference baseball seasonat Ann .Arbor next Monday, April 16.As usual the pitching problem is ofgreatest concern to Coach Kent andwith only three practice games undertheir belt and hurlers are still a bituncertain.Three members of last year’smound staff are available for duty inthe opener. Bill Hellerman who hasineffective most of last season due towildness seems to have regainedcontrol and is expected to take hisregular turn during the coming sea¬son. Bill Palmer who was botheredwith a sort arm last year lookspromising again while Les Heide-man, a sophomore last season, showsmuch improvement. Former Badgers , |Candidates For |Olympic Team' When the United States picks itstrack team to represent this countryat the Olympic games in Holland thisaiirr.mer. four former Wisconsintrack men will be candidates for thesummer.Three of these track men are grad¬uates of Wisconsin, while the otherlike Lindberg, attended this greatuniversity long enough to set a fewWestern Conference I’ecords, andthen stepped out to set some world'srecords.Schwarze GoodKerb Schwarze, a shot putter, isthe individual who left the Badgercampus rather abruptly, and hassince been making quite a name forhim.=ell. At the present time he holdsthe indoor world’s record for theshot put.The three graduates, however,have been training under the roof ofthe little Wisconsin gym annex—thevery place in which they were taughttheir stuff.These men are “Chuck’’ McGinnis,Johnny Zola, and Ken Kennedy.They might be termed the “trio ofBadger captains.’’ McGinnis will godown in the annals of Wisconsintrack as the greatest all around ath¬lete ever to compete for the Cardin-j al. Last year it was McGinnis whogave Wisconsin an indo6r track title,by winning three events, the highhurdles, high jump and pole vault—an accomplishment almost unequall¬ed. He was quite appropi'iatelyknown as Wisconsin’s “one man trackj team.”' Zola Still StudentI Johnny Zola is still attending Wis¬consin but he is merely finishing histhesis and is ineligible to competefor the Badgers. He was captain ofthe Championship harriers last fall,and won the two mile Western Con¬ference title, as well as the cross! country title in his last year of com-I petition.j Ken Kennedy was captain of theI Badger track team two years ago; and was regarded then as one of thegreatest quarter milers ever turnedout in the middle west. He is cred¬ited with running the quarter in :48.Since he graduated he has been inMadison doing sports writing, blitkeeping himself in condition forfurther competition.All three of these men have beencompeting in various track events inthe middle west and east as part oftheir campaign for an Olympic berth.McGinnis and Zola especially havebeen traveling about the country tovarious meets. TARPON CLUB EXHIBITTO BE HELD JUNE 1Tarpon club's annual spring ex¬hibit will be given under the nameof “Alice In Water Wonderland”and will attempt to present someof Alice’s adventures, in the poolat Ida Noyes hall. The date hasbeen set tentatively for the even¬ing of June 1.Emmorette Dawson, vice-presi¬dent of the organization, is incharge. Sho will be assisted byIrene Rudnick and Ethel Brignall.A Lobster Quadrille, a Mad Teaparty and other of Alice’s queeradventures will be presented.Louise Mojonnier has charge ofcostumes, Irene Altheide of scen¬ery and Jeannette Childs of pub¬licity. “Stunts’ will be assignedduring the regular Tarpon meetingFriday noon.PREP CLASSIC ATILLINOIS LASTOFMAY600 High School Stars ToRun at State MeetLooking toward the district trackmeets May 12 and the University ofIllinois state interscholastic a weeklater. May 18 and 19, state highschool athletes are training in earlyseason workouts and preliminarymeets. District winning teams andmen winning first and second in in¬dividual events are eligible for com-petitio in the state meet, which meansthat more than 600 prep athletes willvie for honors there.Plans for entertainment of thecompeting athletes, their followersand fans in general include the classof Big Ten as well as high schoolcompetition.Two baseball games, a conferencedual meet and the high school meetwill complete the athletic bill for theweek-end. The famous student cir¬cus, with more than 700 performers,will also be an atti’action.Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingShorthand and Typewritinir can be of in¬valuable henctit to you in your colleKCwork . . . and after you leave school.The orijtinators of OreKK Shorthand . . .this .school is especially qualified to tfiveyou .in export command of both subjectsin a minimum of time. Special collegiateclasses betrin every Monday.SUMMER CLASSES BEGIN JUNE 18. 25GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND225 N. Wabash Ave., State 1881, Chicatro PREP WRESTLERSAT GYM TOMORROWOPEN TOURNAMENTMeet Under Direction ofKaare Krogh, MaroonManThe third annual University ofChicago Interscholastic wrestlingmeet wil be held at Bartlett gym¬nasium on April 13 and 14 under themanagement of Kaare Krogh w'hohas been appointed director of thetourney by Mr. Stagg.Kaare regained the 175 poundwrestling crown of the conferencethis season and is admirably fitted inall other ways to manage the meet.Despite the importance of the tourn¬ament no admission will be chargedand an unusually large crowd is ex¬pected to view’ the wrestling classic.Twelve schools have responded toinvitations and as a result over ahundred men are expected to com¬pete. On Friday at 9:30, the 115,125, and 135 pound classes willweigh-in at Bartlett GymnasiumLocker room. The net weight mustbe made. The first bouts will beginat 2:30, with the first and secondround preliminaries of the lighterweights going on first. These match¬es wil! be immediately followed byconsolation bouts. At 2:30, the 145,165 and heavy-weight classes willweigh in.The semi-finals in all weights andthe second and third rounds in theconsolation will be held at 2:30 onSaturday, with the finals takingplace at 7:30 in the evening. Medalswil! be awarded at the close of eachfinal and consolation match. N. C. A.A. wrestling rules will be strictlyadhered to in all the bouts. The ref¬ereeing side of the meet will be in ex-c^’llcnc hands with Mr. J. G. Kallasand Mr. J. K. Vorres as arbiters.High school wrestling is becomingmore and more popular echoing theadvance which has occurred in inter¬collegiate circles. Therefore it isquite probable that the tourney nextyear will take in a wider territoryand consequently rise to a positionof very great importance.ibrStudenlsTake the shortest way,and the ‘ fastest ships.Sail from Vancouver onone of our 3 great WhiteEmpresses. Large, wellaired cabins. Plenty ofdeck space. Good food.Second Class fares beginat $185. First and thirdclass also. Only 10 daysto 'Yokohama . . . thenKobe, Nagasaki, Shang¬hai, Hong Kong, Manila.Ask your steam.ship agentabout it, or write toR. S. Elworthy, Steamship Gen.Airt., 71 E. JackaoB Blvd., Chi-caKo. III. Tel. Wabash 1904. orany local Steamship A^t. Forfreigrht apply W. A. Kitter-master, 209 S. LaSalle St., Chi¬cago.CanadianPacificWorld’sGreatestTravelS3wtemCarry Canadian Paci/L: Exprets Traveller*Cheques — Good the World Oner•r-'V- iPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1928YESTERDAY’S analysis of theEsoterics has met with unexpectedapproval from all corners of theCampus—including the fraternity-guys. The Dear Sisters, however,have as yet failed to defend them¬selves. They seem to flinch in theface of Truth, content to let well-enough alone. At first we were afraidof the consequences,—afraid thatthe whole Esoteric chapter would bedown on our editorial neck. Not thatwe would object, in a certain sense,to the Esoterics being down on ourneck,—for one, or even two, at atime might prove decidedly pleasant,—but the entire chapter, we areafraid, would be most unwieldy at asingle sitting. To return to thefacts, (in the other sense), the Es¬oterics have NOT been down on oureditorial neck and we are convincedthat they recognize the veracity ofour analysis. As regards yesterday’sparagraph, a friend informs us thatour impression of Esoterics as “ . . .nice, affable Home-Companions broil¬ing lamb-chops ...” instead of. . . “Soul-Flames ...” is all wrong.He insists that while they may givea broiled lamb-chop appearance tooutsiders, closer acquaintance showsthem up as true Soul-Flames. Inother words, a developing friendshipwith an Esoteric is a mater of “outof the frying-pan into the firel”—Here is the second of The Ramblin’Romeo’s poems:TO PATRICIA .Spring.... . Life. . .Goes onLeaving sorrowAnd miseryIn its wake. . .But youGo onSpreading thej Joy andI Cheerfulness . .I That makes youI Always. . .I A beautiful, wonderfulMemory—TheRamblin’ RomeoBEER and pretzels will be servedat The Cube after the Sunday Eve¬ning performance of “Ten Nights in' a Barroom,” and saw-dust will coverthe floor in order to create a saloonatmosphere. To get really MODERN,they could make the scene muchmore realistic by merely fixing theirplace up as a Tobacco-Shop.Dry Up, Ramblin’ RomeoDear George:Tel the Ramblin’ Romeo to takehis B. V. D.’s off the line and leavetown before my beastly passions arcaroused. I’m the one and only onewho can w'rite sentimental ballads tothe Esoteric’s.—Captain Absolute.DEX MASTERS handed us a notefrom Charley Cutter, Junior ClassPresident, to the effect that the “Ju¬nior Class Council will meet Thurs¬day, either at noon in Ida Noyes, orm afternoon in Cobb 110. A heavyblack line was drawn around the an¬nouncement, which seems to point tothe former—to a mourning meeting.OFFICERS are to wear sabres atthe Military Ball. We hope they haveno cut-in dances.And Life. . .And HappinessBring backYour gentleLoveliness. . . .<Your bewitchingSmile. . . N THE G. A. SAGA(To G. A.—Whose Motner Is Cul¬tivating a Grape-Fruit Seed IntoParlor-Plant)XXIII. Grape-FruitPretty little grape-fruit seed! May no outward forces mar orDesecrate you, pretty weed ....You have blossomed in the parlor.Grape-fruit full of citric acidShall develop from your blossom.They’ll remain there when I’m placidWhen I’m fresh—G. A.’ll toss ’em!GEO.G.POUCE OFHCULSHEAR DETAILS OFENGUSH SYSTESBritish Supervisor HasClass in ForeignMethodsEnglish policemen are as well paidas members of American forces, po¬lice officials attending the class giv¬en by A. H. Dixon, supervisor of theBritish police system, at the Univer¬sity, agreed yesterday after hearingMr. Dixon lecture on the vaivousscales.The constable, lowest in rank in; the English system, receives fromI $17.50 to $22.50 a week, depending: on length of service. According toMr. Dixon, that amount has twicethe purchasing value that it wouldhave here. In addition, the constableis furnished a cottage, or given anallowance for housing, and there areadditional allowances fur equipmentthe larger cities from $7,500 to $10.-000, and the chief of the Metropoli¬tan force receives $15,000.Favorable Pension SystemEnglish policemen also enjoy avery favorable pension system, ac-1 cording to Mr. Dixon, although theywages to the fund. 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