Appouii.to Frosh class coun¬cil.Vol. 28. No. 90. TaUmadge speakson new chapel to¬night.tItA thenaeumContributiona to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 560 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Bex O, The DailyMaruon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.“THE LITERATI”By Euphues McDufIEditor’s Note—Mr. McDuff seemsto be objecting to the contributionssent in by those who are ready to tellyou what is wrong with everybodybut me. I suspect that Mr. McDuffis an exponent of the theory of throw¬ing your hammer away and grabbinga horn! Am I right?A new class is risin^j anionj^ ns, astrange and stupid group of individ¬uals that reek of the bindings of l)ooksand intrude themselves into onr care¬free existence with all the gn>to of ahybrid Billy Sunday and a Voltaire.They all our problems andoffer ns a Heaven of their ownmaking. Their efferverscent verbosity.splatters all over everything and soilsthe color scheme of creation. The brinefrom their dyspepic temperamentsspots the most immaculate of every¬thing and leaves a bnnrning sort ofplace, which annoys without causingpain. They are—-the Nouveau Riche ofliterature.Having discovered what has all theoutward manifestatirnis of a talent,they drain its source, loid reveal thesmallness of their sonl-. and their in¬tellects. Nothing escapes the vitrol of ltheir pens, and they end by persecut¬ing more than any one else their ownselves. No topic is too learned to es¬cape the fire of their idiotic remarks,and they degrade all the essences tu'Life by labelling them with their vul¬gar colloquialisms, and brandingthem with the judgment of their imma¬ture intellects.These misguided souls contrilmtevolumniously to columns, and inflatetheir inhibited Kgos with the sight oftheir own inane mutterings put intojwint. Having failed to realize thatcleverness and wit are no' the samething, they intermingle the two witha will that is both degrading and piti-.able. Nicely turned phrases, connedfrom some esoteric book, are ever ontheir tongues’ tips, and they decoratetheir conversation with these orna¬ments as they though they themselvesmade them, giving both their conversa¬tion and their writings a bizarre rococ-co effect that must offend the sensibil¬ities of every genuine literatureur whomay come in contact with them.The vituperative style of these writ¬ers is as obtrusive as their personalitiesand it jars every sensibility a bodymay possess. These writers monopo¬lize the exclamatory devices of theprinting presses, and write with a ve¬hemence that prevents any savingsense of humor. They take life mostserious'y and can forgive no one fornot dong as they do. They wrinkletheir adolescent brows with genuineconcern for everyone and everythingand picture themselves as embryonicVoltaires who must wait until Deathcomes before their true merit is recog¬nized.These cesspools of bromides distorttheir language in most unusual man¬ner. giving it. upon first glance, some*of the superficial aspects of genius.Their libraries abound in the epigramsof all the more brilliant wTiters, andthese persons prostrate thesmselves be¬fore the Genius of Witticism as thoughit were the most profound medium ofself-expression.Self expression, by the way, is oneof the labels that they have for their (incohereiit scrawlings. They insist that |the breaking down of conventions mustgive them a new medium for baringtheir souls to a w'orld that neither seesnor cares. Mediocre thoughts are glor¬ified by high flown titles that floatmost arrogantly from) the tops oftheir sheets, and meaningless har¬angues are made significant (so theythink) by such titles as The Babbitry©f Intellectualism of the Ultra Ultra.(Contitraed on pnge 4) T. E. TALLMADGEI Indian Bandit Stalks Campus; *Robs Students of Fifteen DollarsSPEAKS ON NEWCHAPELJONIGHT.Noted Architect Is FirstOf Three LecturersOn ChapelMr. Thomas I-'. Tallmadge willspeak this evening at 7 in Bond Cha¬pel on “The Uniqueness of the NewUniversity Chapel’s Gothic Architec¬ture.” This is the first of a series ofthree lectures sponsored by the Boardof Social Service and Religion to in¬troduce to the students the signifi¬cance of the University chapel nowunder construction.“Gothic archilocture has the peculiarquality of possessing a sort of inspir¬ation in its api>earance,’' says Mr. Tall¬madge. “The fact that its originslie in medieval times should not at allaffect its suitability to college archi¬tecture.Touch of Modernism“The new University chai>«l has atouch of modernism in its designwhich is an expression of Americansentiment and especially student life.“Since my talk will be more in theform of a discussion of the topic thana formal lecture, I shall also take theopportunity of expressing my respectfo. Mr. (ioodhue whose efforts inplanning have ma<le tlie jtresent struc¬ture jmssible. "Mr rallmadge has l)een recognizedas one of the most prominent architectsin the city. He is a bellow' of theAmerican Institute of .Architects, anda member of the Chicago firm ofTallmadge and Watson.. His story.“The Story of .Architecture in .Amer-cia," appeared in the east recently, andwis received a> one of the best sellersin the non-fiction class in Boston andNew York.The second lecture tm the serieswill be given by \On Ogden \’ogt,author of "Religion and Art." CltarlesW. Ciilkey will speak on behalf of thetrustees in the tbir<I.Alumni MagazineOut Next WeekV arieties of research are featured inthe .April number of I'be Universityof Chicago Magazine, the alumni pub¬lication of the Ibiiversity, to appearnext week. Trii)s. criticisms and bookreports are among the most important ^features of the magazine.“More ( ariboo Climbs" by I’rofesso*’Rollin T. Chamberlin ol the Geologydepartment tells of his trip among themountains of British Columbia in theascent of several peaks never climbedbefore, chief among them nioinit.Kiwa. Accompanying the article area group of photographs of points cov¬ered by the trip.“Cinderella and History” by Pro¬fessor Avcher Taylor of the (Germandepartment, is a discussion of the re-(Continued on page 4)WMAQ ChangesLectui^ ScheduleThe hour for the broadcasting ofthe University evening lectures overstation W’M.AQ has been changedfrom 7:40 to 6:(K). The time has beenchanged because the Daily News hassold the seven o’clock hour for com¬mercial purposes. The new time willbecome effective Tuesday.Lillie To Talk OnScientific Viewpoint“Life from the Scientific Point ofView” will be discussed by Profes¬sor Ralph S. Lillie, of the Physics de¬partment at the regular meeting ofthe Philosophy club to be held todayat 8 in Classics 20. Professor Lilliewill present a general criticism of thescientific method of explanation andapproach as applied to everyday life. By Fithian McCheesecakeThe only good Indian is a dead In¬dian.At least this is the sentiment thathas gathered momentum around cam¬pus following the advent of a smallman, about 5’ 6” or 5’ 8”, who hasbeen making the rounds of the campusin an unpretentious fashion, making,at the same time, the acquaintance ofsundry and impecunious students—=ranging from well-known campus mendown to Milt Mayer.First Seen FridayThis Indian (if he is an Indian)made his first public, so to speak, ap¬pearance Friday night, about 10:.30, on56tb Street, just east of W’oodlawnavenue, where he relieved John Howe,.Assistant Director of Public Relations,of $8.50, and his companion, Mayer,of $5. .A short time later the Indianaccosted a Mr. McFerran. between58th and 59th Streets, on the east sideof Woodlawn avenue. Mr. McFcr-ran rushed to the .A. T. O. house andcalled the police, but the firing squadthat covered the neighborhood foundno trace of the Indian.Vodvil, ExhibitsFeature BaizaarFor SettlementCami)us talent, dancing to the PhiPsi orchestra, a Czecho-Slovakian artexhibit, and handwork made by theSettlement children, will be offeredat the Settlement benefit bazaar to beheld tomorrow, from 2 until 12 atthe .Settlement house, 4.^60 Gross.Avenue.The four acts of vodvill to l)e givenby students include acts by V irginiaRatcliffe, premiere dansense of Mir¬ror; Peg and I’at Russell, siiecialtydancers of Mirror, Marvin Hintz.Blackfriar star; and Orvis Henkle, ac-cordian artist. Two perfi>rmance,' ofthe vaudeville will be given.The money raised will be used tohelp carry out the work done by tlieUniversity in helping the “back-of-tlie-yards" people. I'lie settlement housemay be reached by taking a CottageGrove street car to 47th, and a 47tl’street car to .Ashland Avenue whichis half a block from the .Settlementhouse.Fifteen IntroduceSeniors at DinnerIn order to acquaint the women otthe Senior class with each other aunique plan will be introduced at tlieSenior Women’s dinner to be heldFriday at 6:3t) in the refectory ofIda Noyes hall. A hostess, some ac¬tive Senior woman, as the head ofeach of the fifteen tables, will intro¬duce the sixteen occupants of the tableto each other.The dinner will be over at 8 so thatit will not interfere with other plansfor the evening. Tickets have beenplaced on sale for one dollar in theL^niversity bookstore and the check-rom of Ida Noyes hall.Tumblers Elect—Extemporaneously!.As Charles G. Kaiser, a cadet in theMilitary Science department, executeda double sumersault and hit theground in an ungraceful manner yes¬terday, he was happy, for he realizedthat he had suddenly risen to greatheights. But the horse that is knownonly as number 4^, and which was di¬rectly responsible for the fall, knewnot that the new president of the Tunrbiers’ club had been created.The vice-president was elected ashort time later when Carl Moses andhis steed failed to agree on importantdetails. When Carl declared a truceand mounted again, his horse tookanother viewpoint dnd now Carl is alsosecretary. Later in the evening, it was reportedthat the Indian had fruitlessly attack¬ed Charles Schoof, a junior, in frontof Schoof’s residence, the Acaciahouse.Monday night about 10:30 .AlfredReiser a senior and VV’illiam Merrill,law student, were walking past IdaNoyes hall on their way to the DeltaChi house. The Indian appeared, re¬lieved Reiser of $1 and Merrill of$ ,65, and was swallowed up by thenight.Probably DesperateSomething must be done about thisIndian. He is slimly built, with ahard, smooth face, and a small mus¬tache. On one occasion he w'orc alight tweed cap and a blue ulster, onanother the blue ulster was supplantedby a leather jacket-coat. He carries, asone and all may see, a nickel-plated.32 revolver, and asks for “ten apiece.”The Indian is probably desperateand all students meeting up with himare advise to refrain from strugglingunless they are armed—and, even then,to shoot the Indian in the back as hemoves on.To Read Main StreetThe Daily Maroon, on the Indian’scapture fdead or alive), will use itsinfluence to exact the extreme penalty.This failing, the Indian will be sen¬tenced (if the Maroon has anything tosay about it ) to read “Main Street’’ forthe rest of his natural life.The only good Indian is a dead In¬dian.Clubs EntertainNon-Club WomenClub and non-club women will lunchand chat with their friends at thesecond annual Interclub limcluH>n tobe given in the VV'edgwood room ofMarshall Field and Company's storeSaturday, at 12. ,A program has beenplanned which will feature a fashionparade of new spring styles, in whicliUniver.sity wcmien will Tiiodel.Between courses, women of the sev¬eral clubs will entertain. The fashionslnuv will begin immediately after thehmcheon.'rickets for the Tuncheon and showmay be obtained for one dollar fromclub women, (w at the I'niversityIxiokstore. If women wish to reservetables for four or eight, they may doso by telephoning Harriett LemonSaturday morning at State IffflO, Local321.Rifle Club AddsWinchester RiflesTo Its EquipmentFour new Winchester rifles wererecently added to the equipment ofthe Rifle club of the University, 'riieseguns, which are the most modern andeffective for range work, are beingused by the ninety members of theclub in the eight target armory locatedin the west wing of the stadium.'Fhe shooting club has not enteredinto any competitions this year, butunder the coaching of Dr. C. C. Bens-Icy, Mr. R. D. Bensley and Dr. Landexpert squads which will probably rep¬resent the University next year in boththe men’s and women’s divisions arebeing developed. The scores made bythe members are comi)ared in an ef¬fort to determine the best marksmen.Rouse Calls FirstMeeting of SeniorsA meeting of the June Seniorclass, called by the president, KenRouse, will be held at 12 tomorrowin Mandel hall. Since the abolitionof compulsory chapel attendance,this meeting marks initial at¬tempt to establish class unity. Be¬sides inaugurating a new custom,this is the first meeting of the classthis quarter. ' Beer & PretzelsServed By CubeAt Sunday ShowCarrying out their policy of pro¬viding realistic and complete localcolor for each of their prwluctioua.the Cube will pass out free lunch, beer,and pretzels at the presentation of“'Fen Nights in a Barroom" Sundaynight.'Fhe play will involve the same castthat took part in the campus showinglate in the Winter Quarter with theexception of \ irginia Farrar who willreplace Roselle Moss as Mary, thedrunkard’s daughter.'Fhe directors have seen vast pos¬sibilities in the intriguing backgroundof the prohibition play. So they, intheir zeal for the ultimate in realism,have decided that after the show theywill remove the bar from the stage tothe floor, and they will have the entirefloor covered with sawdust.Light lunch, pretzels, and other del¬icacies will dispensed along with thenear-beer.The play will be presented on threesuccessivt* Sunday nights.Breasted ReturnsMay 15; ReportsSurvey ProgressII Professor James Henry Breasted,; head of the Oriental Institute, will re-j turn to Chicago from the Holy Landabout May 15, according to word re¬ceived yesterday from the offices ofthe Institute.!j Professor Breasted, with Mrs.Breasted, left Chicago December 5 ofI last year, for Palestine. Egypt, and.Asia Minor, where he has been in¬specting aiid overseeing the work oflive exiicdititi.ms setit tt> these coun-(Continued on page 2)Exhibit of ModemArt RecommendedStudents and friends of the Uni¬versity have manifested great inter¬est in the disi)lay of oil and water colorpaintings and sculptored i^ieces nowon di.si)lay in Classics 45 in an exhibitheld under the auspices of the Renais¬sance Society of the University.'Fhe 150 visitors of last week namedas among their favorites “CanterburyBells,” by K. M. Schultze. wife ofProfessor Schultze of the German de¬partment, “Spanish Quarters,’’ by E.M. Hennings, (jiesbert’s Germansketches, the cartoons by Ethel Spearsand Brozik’s “Negro Spiritualist.”Hartrath's “'Fhe .All-y," “Margaret'’by Emory .Seidel, “l''otmtain Figure—David” by Ruth Sherwood and“Head” by Lorado 'Faft received muchfavorable comment.“Among the most lovely bits ofcolor is the' still life by KatherineBlackshear,” said Miss Ethel G. Hahi|,instructor in the art department.Elect Delegates toAthletic ConferenceTwo delegates to the A. C. .A. C.W. were elected yesterday nooji atthe open meeting of W. .A. A. heldin Ida Noyes hall. 'Fhe women to at¬tend the conference held at Ohio Stateuniversity, April 26 to 28 are AliceWiles and Molly Nemec. The purposeof the conference is to give an oppor¬tunity to the local organizations to ex¬change ideas.Four representatives were elected tothe W. A. A. board. Frances Carr,hockey representative; Clair Davis, so¬cial representative; Emmorette Daw-.son, minor sports representative; andPriscilla Kellogg, horseback represen¬tative.Lodge days this quarter will beApril 21 and May 19, when membersmay get together at Palos Park. SIXTEEN PICKEDFOR FRESHMANCLASS COUNCILNew Council To MeetWith RexingerTomorrowMembers of the Freshman classcouncil to succeed the temporary coun¬cil api)ointed last fall, have been an¬nounced by Scott Rexinger, classpresident. They are: Jane Blocki,Mortar Board: Frances Blodgett, PiDelta Phi; Brant Bonner, Kappa Sig;Ellis Busse, Phi Gam; Eleanor East-wood. Esoteric; Raymond Fried, un¬attached; Martha Harris, Wyvern;Arthur Howard, Alpha Delt; ElizabethKuhns, Sigma; Mary Maize. Quad-rangler; William Maxant, Teke; Jean¬nette Searcy. Esoteric; Philip Smith,Psi U; Lawrence Smith, Deke; Sid¬ney V'ates, Pi Lambda Phi; EvelynYoung, unattached.Meet Tomorrow ^The new council has been requestedto meet tomorrow evening at 7:30 inthe .Alumni room on the second floorof Ida Noyes hall. Important plansfor some of the most outstandingevents on the Freshman calendar areto be discussed. According to Rexing¬er. it is probable that one or two af¬ternoon mixers will he arranged tobring together members of the class.They will be planned for the Fresh¬men class only..Another problem which will be con¬sidered by the new council will be thequestion whether the Green Cap clubshould be retained as an institution ofthe Freshman class.The new council assumes the dutiesof the temporary group which admin¬istered the affairs of the Freshmanclass during the fall and winter quar¬ters. Scott Rexinger acted as chair¬man of the council until he w’aselected president of the class late lastquartd r. .Among the achievementswhich are recorded to the credit ofthe temporary council are the collec¬tion of the class dues and the holdingoi a Freshman dance on January 27.William Garvey, who was on theold council, is now treasurer of theclass, while Marion Eckhart andEvelyn Stinson, both former members,are now vice-president and secretary,respectively.Hagen of MadisonLectures to ClassIn General SurveyDr. Oskar Hagen, Professor andhead of the Department of Historyand Criticism of .Art at the Universityof Wisconsin will give the final lectureof his series on the Historical Syn¬thesis of the Arts this morning at 9 inClassics 10.Professor Hagen became knowm fothe student body through his lecturecourse on Modern Painting last quar¬ter. He also conducted a seminar inArt and is well known at Cornell uni¬versity where he lectured followinghis arrival in this country from theLIniversity of Goetting, Germany in1924.Almost all the works written byDr. Hagen are in German but he re¬cently published his first book in Eng¬lish entitled, “Art Epochs and Lead¬ers.”Fbreign Students toHold Costume BallMembers and friends of the Inter¬national Students’ Association havebeen invited to attend a costume ball,Friday, from 8:30 to 12, in the gym¬nasium of Ida Noyes hall. Bill Hahn’ssix-piece orchestra will furnish themusic.Tickets may be obtained for fiftycents at the University bookstore, orfrom Mr. Bruce Dickson, dean offoreign students, in Cobb 203.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. APRIL II. 1928I Stl}? 03% liaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninKS, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoflfice Chicago, Illinois, March1.3, 1906. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paiier.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationI The Staff! AL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITOR1 CHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLI Telephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,I Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 rings' editorial departmentI Men. Victor RoterusI Chairman of the Editorial Board! Milton S. Mayer News EditorChariv's H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin L<.vin Da.v EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters iMy EditorGeorge Gruskin IVhistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore Editor•Mdean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorHenr> Usher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8"'»on ..Women’s Sport Editor■ BUSINESS DEPARTMENTRoocit F'isher ...Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert I.ovevell „...AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks -.Local Representative•, Sidney Hess Circulation AssistantI James Rutter Circulation AssistantI Angus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentLOUIS H. ENGEL, Night EditorI THE DAILY MARCX)N PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Mmic.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment of group libraries.BIBLES AND THINGSNothing is more misunderstood and misrepresented than theattitude of the Undergraduate toward “Bibles and Things.” OurUniversity in particular has been accused of breeding religiousskepticism and synicism in the minds of its students. A womanrecently wrote an open letter to The Daily Maroon in which shelashed us in scathing language because of articles printed in “TheWeekly Review” w’hich she sound sounded “dowmright atheistic.”She even went so far as to .say she had changed her mind aboutsending her two sons to the Midway because of this “tone.” Sheflatters The Daily Maroon. We never knew The Weekly Reviewwas taken so seriously.If one were to take the flamboyant sophomoHsms that oftenissue from the lips of students as the “philosophy of youth” wecould indeed raise a loud wail and say .the “younger generation”was going to the dogs. But, unfortunately, we do not. The reac¬tions of the transition period in the history of a student’s intel¬lectual awakening are nothing more than an adolescent springfever. The youth who lies on his back in the spring on somebalmy high school day and cries out against the chicanery of go¬ing to school is not an arch enemy of Education. No more is thecollege sophomore who sits in his room and bemoans the incred¬ibility of the Immaculate Conception an arch-enemy of the Spir¬itual quality of life. Conservatism is born of Freedom. A sublimeand radiculous radicalism is the surest way to develop a secureand sound attitude toward life.The best explonation of the psychology of the undergraduatewe have ever seen appears in the current issue of “The AtlanticMonthly” entitled: “The Church and the Undergraduate.” In thisarticle Mr. Bernard Iddings Bell explains matters in a mannerthat shows a logical observation of the workings of an averagestudent mind.He says: “Ordinarily the collegian, this very moral young per¬son, conforming to the standards of society about him withoutmuc^* question, cannot help observing that those standards are nolonger the standards of the church. Usually he jumps to the easyconclusion that the difference between the Church’s ethics and thethics of the world at the moment lies merely in this, that theChurch’s ethics are outworn and outmoded. Ergo, the teachings ofthe Church as to conduct seem to him, at the best, negligible; atthe worst, a positive hindrance to reasonable progress.”“If you would help the undergraduate,” says Mr. Bell, “if theChurch would planily say: ‘If you wish Christ’s grace, if you be¬lieve that He is the way, the Truth, the Life, the Sustainer ofsouls, then you must try to live according to that morality whichis of Him. If you do not desire Christ, if you are satisfied withlesser aims, then conform to the standards of conduct prevalent'about you. If you do, the Church will be very sorry, but she can¬not be held responsible for your eventual, or present, happinessor unhappiness’. There are some who listen if we talk bravely ofan ascetic morality, practised in order that men may see God;but most students rightly ignore the hesitant, conformist type ofChristian ethics which wails because w’orldly people have worldlymorals—the sort which says, ‘You are animals, of course. That isa scientific fact. But do not act like animals’. For that sort ofthing the student with brains has a healthy contempt.There is much wisdom in Mr. Bell’s words. OmCIAL NOTICESWednesday, April 11Radio Lecture; “Theories of Person¬ality,” Assistant Professor Arthur! Bills, 8 A. M. Station WMAQ.j Religious Service, conducted by the, Divinity faculties, for all member>, of the University. 11:50 A. M. JoscjdiI Bond Chapel. Associate Professor’ .\rthurV'. McGiffcrt. Chicago Theol-I ogical seminarv.! —~Junior Mathematical club, 4. Ryer-son 37. “Sturm's Theorems of Com¬parisons and Oscillation for SolutionI of Differential Equations. " Dr. Fred¬eric R. Bamforth.El Circulo Espanol. 4:30. Ida Xom -hall.j Zoology Club. 4:30. ZoologyI “Spermatozoon Motility andTestis Hormone.” Associate Profes¬sor Carl R. Moore.Universitv Religion- Service. 7Joseph Bond chapel. “The Univereir.\Chapel: “Its Architectural Signirl-cance.” Thomas E. Tallmadge. au¬thor of “.American Architecture.'Professor Algernon Coleman, pre-id- jing. The University of Chicago Choir. IScandinavian club. 7:4.'. Ifla Xove-hall. Strindberg Evening: "TheStronger.” “A Half Sheet of Paper."The Philosophy clul), 8. Classics“Life from the .Scientific Point o.View.” Professor Ralph S. Lillie.Open meeting, W. A. .A., noon, cor¬rective gymnasium of Ida X'oyes hall.Election of sports representatives.Thursday, April 12Undergraduate Home Economioclub. 4. North Reception room o: IdaXoyes hall.Radio Lectures: "Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Profi^sor .Arthur Bills, Department of Psychology. 8.Station WM.AQ. “English Usage.” Dr.Mildred E. Lambert, Instructor ofEnglish. 10:00 A. M. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Professor G. B.Smith, Department of Christian The-olog>'. 11:50 A. M. Joseph Bond cha-pe!. ;Public Lecture: (The Undergradu¬ate Political Science club') “TheLeague of Nations.” P'. Duncan-Clark,Editor, The Evening Post. 4, Har¬per M 11.Eta Sigma Phi. 4:30. Classics 20.Women’s Iniversity Council. 4:30.Cobb 115. iLe Circle Erancais. “Cauchemar."Miss Lelah-Bell Davis. 4.^0, 5810Woodlawn Avenue.Junior I’sychological chili. ‘Wh\ DoWe Have Brains?” Professor Charle-J. Herrick, Department of X’eurologv.4:30. Psychology lA.Disciple- club, "Disciples and Mis--ions." The Revereiul William H. l^r--kine. CJ>aka, Jaiian. 7. I'niversity o!C'hurcli of Disciples.Breasted ReturnsMay 15; ReportsSurvey Progress(Continued from page 1)trie^ and maintained by the OrientalInstitute.Recent reports from the field indi¬cate ihat the scientists have tracedFRENCHLESSONS .4M> HELP TO STUDENTSBY FORMER TUTOR (woman) GRAD¬UATE OF UNIV. OF NANTY.FRANCE. VERY REASONABLE.TELEPHONE SOUTH SHORE 0959 Egyptian civilization back to prehis¬toric days.In the i troduction to a recent re¬port of the expedition. Professor J.Breasted, says: “The enormous age ofman in the Nile Valley is now obvi¬ous; for the gigantic task of cuttingdown to its present level has been ac¬complished by the river since tlie earlyN^ile dwellers hunted and fished alongvanished shores now marked onlyhere and thece by a terrace one hun¬dred feet above the present Nile.”W'hile the Nile was cutting its chan¬nel it made terraces at 150-foot, 100-foot. 50-foot, 25-foot, and 10-foot lev¬els. the higher levels being the olderof the series. The scientists havefound embedded in these terraces thetools and weapons of men dating hackat least 50,0{K) to 100,000 years. Theseperiods have been identified with aparallel succession of stagc‘< of civil¬ization in Europe..Artifacts correlated with what isknown as the Chellean period, so call¬ed from the artifacts found at Chelles.France, have been found on the 100-foot terrace. At the 50-foot level, ini-! Shorthand and Type¬writing MasteredEasily in SpareTimeUtilizing your spare time, after¬noons or evenings, you may ac¬quire a positive mastery of short-j hand and typewriting in a shorttime. Shorthand is helpful inj taking classroom notes, and type-I writing a wonderful time saverin preparing tomorrow’s assign¬ments. Here at this oldest busi¬ness college in .America you areassured expert instruction in bothsubjects. Beginning classes every[ Monday.I Call, Write or PhoneI RANDOLPH 1575 forDetailed informationBryant & StrattonBusiness College116 South Michigan Ave.CHICAGOIFINCHLEY ACCORDS PRIME CON-.SIDERATION TO THE DEVELOPMENTOE\CLO\THES WHICH WILL IMPRESSAND SATISFY COLLEGE MENWHO REQUIRE DISTINCTION ANDCORRECTNESS. IT IS PARTICU¬LARLY DESIRED TO HAVE ITUNDERSTOOD THAT THE VERYEXCELLENT STYLES PRESENTEDFOR SPRING ARE SECURABLE ATFORTY^FIVE DOLLARSAND MOREREADY- TO-PUT-ONTAILORED AT FASHION PARKPERSONAL ATTENTJON WILL RE EXTENDEDiV A REPRESENTAr/iE OF YOUR SCHOOLASK FORJOHN B. MARSHALLJackson Boulevard East of State plcments correlated with the AcheuHanstage, named for the St. Acheiil regionon the Somme River.On the 25-30-foot terrace are ves¬tiges of the earliest Mousterian stagenamed for Le Mousticr. a cave in theDordogne, southwestern France, whileon the 10-15-foot terraces are imple¬ments of the Mousterian period.The implements of the l(K)-foot ter¬race are rough and primitive; those oflower terraces are of more and moreadvanced culture. Each terrace pro¬duces a certain definite association oftypes, revealing the slowness of theadvances in the evolution of man’sculture.While W’estern Europe was occu¬pied by successive waves of popula¬tion. Egypt was apparently immunefrom some of these invasions.DRIVEYCUMELFEURiDPETke easy,economical Am/most cnjqyubicway. Car rent^50 a weekMotor Mop^lUtyfxjfe. io-us/ora free- boakietPARTOUY YOUMNC/ac.AUTO ./‘CRWCC ABKOAD«5irirmAvc. NcwvcKKCirvMill-WesternUniversities TourI of EuropeSailiIIfif from MontrealJune 22nfl., I92HOn the neu' CunarderAJSrOMAVinitiiig Eiigluiid, Bul>^ium, Germany, Switzer¬land, Franee. RoundTrip Fare fro inChicago$476.5040 days of carefree travelwith a congenial group.Price includes rail amiPullman accommodationfrom 'Chicago hack toChicago.For full informationapply toThe American Express Co.70 East KaiKlolpii .St.orCUNARDLINE346 N. Michigan Avc.Chicago. 111.346 No Michigan Ave,, Chicagoor see your college representative,Chicago, lU.Miss Elizabeth Roe,University of Chicago,1840 1928EIGHTY • BIGHT • YEARS • OF • SER\ ICEHigh school wrestlingmeet to open Friday.THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. APRIL 11. 1928 " " ' " 'igMany already entered inPrep grappling Interscho¬lastic.DIAMOND TILTSOPEN WITH ILLINIAGAINST PURDUEPitching Duel Expected ToFeature Big TenOpenerFans art- lookinj^ forward to an in-terestinpT pitching duel Wednesdaywhen Illinois and Purdue open theconference base))all season on IllinoisField.Captain Chuck Maxton of Purdue,recognized as one of the foremost BigTen hurlers, will oppose Bud Stewart,who last year pitched the Illini into atie with Iowa for the Big Ten title.Stewart hails from Battle Ground, In¬diana, and attended high school in La¬fayette. so this adds a touch to thecontest.Stewart, starting three games onthe 1928 southern trip, won two andtied one. Mississippi fell 2 to 1, Ft.Penning was beaten 1 to 0 and a 1to 1 tie resulted at Alabama. But tworuns and 13 hits were scored off thebig Illini ace in the 27 innings hepitched.Purdue, whose 1928 record includestwo defeats of DePauw, will start witha veteran team. Caraway and Harme-son. sophomore outfielders, are thelone new comers but are reputed thehardest hitters on the Boilermakerclub.Last year the lone engagement be¬tween the two teams went to Illinoisafter a thrilling tussle, 4 to 3.Captain P'inn, at short stop, IraSweeney, in the outfield, and .Stewartare the only veteran letter men sureof starting for Illinois. W^alker, a hardhitting new comer, may take the placeof Dorn in the outfield, while O’Gradyis fighting on even terms with Gund-lach, letter man and regular, for pos¬session of the first base job. .An air¬tight defense, remarkable pitching anda hitting outfit seem likely for Illinois,judging by their southern record.Enjoys Canof Tobac *co16 Years OldWaxahaehie, Texas.Mav 18, 1926Larus & Bro. Co.Richmond, V^a.Gentlemen:The agent while going through hisplunder stored in our baggage roomcame across a can of your tobacco, andaccount of his not using a pipe he mademe a present of this tol)aceo.You will note the revenue stampand your memo which was inclosed.The tobacco whs put up in»191(), six¬teen years ago. But it was in goodshat)e, C'f remarkable flavor, and wasgreatly enjoyed by me.Thought you would be interested inknowing how your tobacco held out inthese days of fa.st living.Yours very truly,fsigned) Gordon .McDonaldEd^ovoriLExirf: ni<!li GVfidSiiiokiii^ - j Michigan Tank TeamLowers Seven MarksFive of the nine lYiion pool re¬cords withstood the assaults ofMichigan’s star swimmers duringthe aquatic season just closed.Capt. Bob Darnall had the dis¬tinction of shattering the first poolrecord during the 1928 seasonwhen he swam the KM) yard freestyle in :53.5 seconds against Iowadisplacing his own mark of •.54.1made last year.The 400 yard relay record, exist¬ing since 192(), was erased by aquartet composed (jf Darnall,Walker, Walaitis, and .Ault, whocovered the di.stance in 3:39.9, bet¬tering the world’s record andbreaking the pool mark by morethan 10 seconds.TARPON TO GIVESPRING PAGEANT IIBoard To Plan Activities ForQuarter• Tarpon board will meet today atnoon at Ida Noyes ball to plan itsactivities for spring quarter. Plans forthe annual spring quarter exhibit willbe made at this time, according toEthel Brignall. president.F.mmorette Dawson, vice-presidentof the organization, is in charge ofthe water pageant, which may takethe form of an “.Alice In Wonderland”adaptation. Group chairmen will heappointed at today’s meeting and prac¬tice will begin next week on the vari¬ous stunts.A date will be set tor the entertain¬ment of flie “Daughters of Neptune,”women’s swimming organization atNorthwestern university, rarpoii clubwas the guest of the Northwesternswimmers at Patten pool last quarter.The first meeting of the club as awhole will he Friday at noon in thepool at Ida Noyes Iiall. ^\^1men inter¬ested in hecoming I'arpoii memhersmay pass the entrance lest any (>penHour. I Wisconsin StartsSpring FootballPractice TodayEverything is in readiness at Cam])Randall stadium for the first practiceof Wisconsin’s four week’s spring foot¬ball drill scheduled for this afternoon.A record turn out is anticipated byHead Coach Thistlcthwaite who hasstressed the importance of this year’spre-season practice.Comi)lete uniforms had hee^ii issuedto nearly 200 candidates up until lastnight. Captain Rube Wagner, veterantackle, is urging all member.^ uf lastI year's varsity squad to a])i)ear in uni¬form this afternoon with the exceptionof those who are competing on the!)aseball and track teams or on theBadger crew.Thistlcthwaite. and his staff, whichincludes Lieh. line coach, .Allison, endcoach, and Hkdnics, hack field coach,have outlined a light workout as astarter. However, it will not he longbefore the hoys are perspiring underthe stress oi re;tl scrimina.ges and sig¬nal drills.(.)ne of the most interesting pointsof the si)ring rehearsals will l)e the testof fre>lnnen hacks, riiere are severalhighly touted l)all carriers in the firstyear class and the coaches are deter¬mined to learn their true mettle.During the next four weeks thefouiuiation will be laid for the Badger’sfall campaign. On their ])erformance(luring the ensuing month and gridaspirants will he either placed on thelist to report next fall or cancelledI from further consideration.The line of attack outlined by This-tletliwaite calls for a strenuous ses-. sion with practice games and an abund-1 ance of rough work. Judged on thej ability exhibited this spring the grid-I ders will l)e classified fc>r service onj either \'ar>iiy or reserve squads, bothof which play comi^letc schedules in' ()ctol)er and November. PREP GRAPPLINGINTERSCHOLASTICTO START FRIDAYMany Entered in CityAnd SuburbanMeetChicago is to have another ‘World'sGreatest Tnterscholastic” when theprep wrestling tournament starts atBartlett next Friday afternoon. It issaid to be the greatest high schoolgrappling meet in the world and in¬dications pointo a very large nnnthcrof entries.Many EnteredOnly city and suburban schools willbe allowed to compete. Tilden, Crane,Lane. Lindhlom. Bloom Townshij).Morton, and Schnrz have already en¬tered full teams. Marshall has placedinto competition two men. It is ex¬pected that man}' more schools willenter the meet in the last moment.The w'eights in which the prep starsw'ill wrestle are 115, 125. 135, 145, 165,and heavyweight with only two tnenfrom each school will he allowed tocompete in each w'eight. The rulesthat will govern matches are the sameas those which the Big Ten uses withthe oiu' exception that the length ofthe bouts he shortened. According topresent plans each match will last eightminutes with two two minute over¬times if necessary.Uniqlie Consolation Meet 'A unique feature of the meet willbe the consolation competition. Everylosel' will have chance to regain hislaurels in this meet. If a man losesin the third round of the champion¬ship matches he will immediately heplaced in the third round of the con- isolation meet. This plan has beenused because of the great criticism thatconsolation meets for first round losershas suffered.The meet will start at 2:30 Fridayafternoon. Preliminaries in the lighterweights will take place at this time.Finals in all weights will be Iield .Sat¬urday night.What Shakespearesays about Coca*G)laDelicious and Refreshingft**Age cannot witherher, nor custom staleher infinite varietyWhat Shakespeare wrote ofCleo-patra finds echo in the thoughtsof millions who recognize theperennial youth of the Coca-Colagirl—the fair one you see every¬where so temptingly suggestingthat you “refresh yourself.”Tbe Coca-CoU Company, Atlanta, Ga.8 tnilliovi ct duy ^IT had to be good'TO get where it isANTONY AND CLBOPATRAAct II, Scene 2 Woihen SwimmersSink Alumnae 56-24Women Honor team swimmersdefeated the .Alumnae team. 56 to24, in the annual meet held lastFriday night in tlie pool at IdaNoyes hall.The Alumnae swimmers wereMargaret Brew. Ruth Corrigan.Afahel Evans. Isaliel Gorgas andMrs. Lett. Gorgas, holder of tliepool record for the forty-five yardfree style, won that event and thetwenty yard dash. Slie tied withKtlu‘1 Brignall. Honor team swim¬mer. for second highest in individ¬ual points. Knimorctte Dawson,Honor team, was high point scor¬er of the meet.trackmenI^rkFOR FIRST MEETOpen Season At OhioRelays-After a fairly snccessfnl indoor sea¬son the I’niversity of Chicago tracksquad is beginning outdoor practicewith the unusual situation of havingno men ineligible. Practice has beenalready going on tor a week withthe restrictions. i)Iaccd on it hy^ in¬clement weather, and the various starsof the squad are rapidly rounding intoshape.Gist, of basketball fame, is workinginto his usual stellar form; CaptainWilliams, mainstay of the team in themiddle distance runs, is hitting his for¬mer speedy style, and Gleason, sensa¬tional dashmaii of the indoor seasonis back in school, in spite of the con¬trary.The firts meet will be the Ohio rc- MAROON POLOISTSDRILL FOR FIRSTPRACTICE BAHLESEngage In Four GamesOver WeekEndWith the organization of a Big TenPolo -Association impending, the I’ni-versity team is prepared to engage insome pre-season tilts so that they willbe prepared for the title play if theorganization goes through. When thepolo team trots out upon the field ofthe 124th Field Artillery Armory Fri¬day night to battle Culver they willbe engaging in the first battle with anoutside outfit As yet the teams havenot been definitely decided upon, butthe trio to represent the UniversityW’ill probably be chosen from amongthe following: Mattick, Scace, Renhult,Watrous, Paddock, Bassie.Schedule is as, follows:Friday at 7:30.L’niversity first team vs. 124th FieldArtillery second team.University second team vs. Culverthird base.Saturday at 6:30.University first team vs. Culver firstteam.University second team vs. 124thField Artillery third team.lays, to he held Saturday, April 20,at Columbus where Chicago will berepresented by four of the followingmen; Schultz, Gist, Root, Gleason,-Apitz, in the half mile relay,adding a new event, the 400 meterhurdles to his repertoire, while Root,WhV herever you go—on campusground — at football game — insnappy roadster—uo matter Avhatoutdoor activity—there you Avill seeSawyer’s Slickers — the unfailingchoice of collegiate style settersthroughout the country. Distinc¬tively cut. Sawyer’s Slickers notonly look well but give absolute pro¬tection against rain,sleet aiid snow.Sawyer's Slickers are obtain¬able at men’s stores, haber¬dashers and department stores.Get yours—TODAY.H. M. SAWYER & SONSEAST CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS(AfylKEIiS OF GENUINE OILED CLOTHING SINCE 1840)Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, APRIL II, 1928Alumni MagazineOut Next Weeki UK KSOTKRU S aren’t a hadt. I’.ih. rhere are tlH>>e parent-, int'Ct. who think tlie\'re i:'rett>a- a whnie. And if v ni a-k tlie tiiri^.themselve.';, they'll tel! \on thev're arather excellent .tjri'niir t»ne al\\a\sconceives of them, however, a- (loodKelh>ws and nut a- .'-.ndMaine-. Idream of an K-oterie •- tt; n'lijiire npthe image iif a laughing, ro-y-eheekedgirl playing tenni. with all I'f a man',-lu-tv vigor; or a nice, affahle I Lome-t'ompanion hroiliiur the lamh-chopswith one hand and I'inning the hahywith the other. Hut certainly the veryidea of Ksoteric.- a- .-o many tinine-veres. Juiet. and t'leiipatras, i- inac¬curate. So, it wa.s with a great dealof apnrenhension that we received aletter one day, from a man who con¬fessed that three Ksoteric- were theDeep and I’ndying Inspirations of hisDream-Life—and. further, that hewas enclosing three poems dedicatedto these beautiful Secret-Passions! Weshall run one apiece, daily, until ourpresent supply is exhausted. IDre i.-the first;TO JEANMemoriesStirred by thePassion of my LoceIt seemed butYesterday thatI sawYour smile....As the fragrantDawn. . ..Your eyes. .Wide andResplendent withThe dancing.Buoyant cheerfulnessIn your heart.Still you areA fantasy...CallingCalling me onTo ethereal dreams.To lands ofHeavenly joy .Still youBeckon me....On and On....—The Ramblin’ Romeo (Continued from page Hi cent research in the .-Durces of manv' .'I the well known fairv -torie.s amv>ngI the I'inns and other peojvles doalin.gi also' with the significance of thi- typecpf di-covery. On the latter point thearticle state.-: "When we h.ave tintstraced the history of several t.ile- weI -hail learn a great <leal about the n.a-j ture of Kuropean culture and the forces: which shaped it.”I .Xssociate Professor .\lfred S.; Romer of Paleontology in hi- article” Among Our .\ncestitrs” gives thestory of the finding and mounting offossils, especially speaking of the workdone by the department of the I'ni-versity of Chicago.A book report on Bartlett Cormack’splay “Racket” written by (.'arrol H.W’oody of the Political Science de¬partment is also included. Cormackis an alumnus of the I’niversity, andhis pla3'. a cynical treatment of theChicago political situation, is said byW’oocfV' to be a truthful presentation.Woody has made a s])ecial study ofconditions in Chicago.The plays of Sean O’Casey, the newIrish dramatist, are reviewed by K.B. Millet of the Knglish departmentin his usual monthly column.THE MILITARY BALL is sched¬uled for the near-future at the SouthShore Country Club. When, on thatoccasion, a too-enthu.-iastic orchestra-member breaks into a jazzy “Hay!Hay!” we trust the R. O. T. C. boyswill gather indignantly in the middleof the floor and correct him with afew verses from the old army balladthat begins, “You’re in the .Armynow. . . .You’re not behind the plow.NEVER a slave to tradition, we arepraparing to do away with the shack¬les of phraseology and vocabulary thathave so long bound our moderntongue. We are coining a new dic¬tionary. Thus, the Greek root, “hypo,”means "under'': similarly, the Greek“derma” mean- "skin”; and a personis “hypodermic” if we don't likethem—if they get under our skin.Also, “hyper” means “over” or "ont(vp” and a person is “hy\)erdermic” ifthey are superficial—if their person¬alities are all on the surface. .-X friendlikewise informs us that an “etymolo¬gist” is anyone with a big appetite.And a “biologist” is a spendthrift! hoping thereby to exclude from an un¬derstanding of their articles those whoare acquainted with a different type ofliterature. They insert these ‘devilish’refefinces to show what unusual in¬dividuals they are. and what esoterictastes they have.I Einding other individuals who areI willing to pass a favorable comment onj their articles once in a while, the litj ati uiiittake flattery for commendation,j and are unable to see the silent smirk-i which their half-crazed sentences pro¬duce. 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Mav First—5-rm.ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)Having delved most superficiallyinto the less socially acce])ted writings-uch a- Rabelais or Casanova, the lit¬erati make nebulous allusions to them.©^tlhjaJLnr\ CjAcjULit/M.■ ■■^BLACKSTOnEY I P.M-CONITIMUlOiaS-IIR/'^^5 - Big Vaudeville Acts - 5andLATEST FEATUREPHOTO PLAYSNew ShowSun. and Thurs.WEEK NIGHT BARGAIN PRICESlOOO xoooBALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATS1 SO<Bad Psychology!George:Students in the “Business Psychol¬ogy” course are eacli required to pur¬chase three textbooks at four dollar.seach. Good Business!—Argy fcr Coilettwith" Vnivertity Almoiphere" 0 "Prepare for ■ butinoM caroM attha onl)' Busincai Collcgt in thaWaalwhich rc<tuirc« every eiudeni lo be atlaail a 4-ycar High School gr^uata.Beginn ing on tha finl of April, July,October, and January, wa conduct aspecial, complate, intaiuiva, tlirM*■iolitha* coars* in ttanographywhich is open toC«ll«ge OraenatM aadUndergradnatM OaljrEnrol Iments for this coursa must hamade befora tha opaning day—praf*arably some tima in advanca, to b#sura of a place in tha class.Sitnography opens the wey to inde¬pendence, end u a ven great help inany position in life. The ability tolake shorthand notes of lectures,sermons, conversation, and in manyother tituations it a great asset.Bulletin on request.Afo Solitilori EmployedPAUL MOSER, J. D. Ph. B„ Pre$Uenl116 South Michigan Avenue12th FloorRandolph 4147 Chicago, IllinoisIn the Dey School CirUOnly ere Enrolled 0(1404 B) .THE G. A, SAGA(To G. 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Willpay $500 plus 50 per cent commission,i See George G. Hunter at Del PradoHotel, .\pril 7 (Saturday) from 1 to3 p. m.LOST- -Brown Walrus brief case,full of music, Sunday afternoon, be¬tween Kimbark and University Ave.and 5Sth and 59th St. Return toMuriel Parker. Kelly Hall.LOST—Black suede purse, con- UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try, Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty— ACCURATE TYPEWRITING —COPYING OF THEMES—TERM PAPERS—THESISWe are equipped to give one day service when desired.REASONABLE RATESH.Randolph I 590 H. BERN IE155 North Clark1610 Ashland BlockTheMILITARY BALLFriday, April 20^*The Dance of theSpring Quarter^*Tickets on SaleATUniv. Bookstore Woodworths BookstoreFraternities