■wwwiiwNew ruling madeon campus parties. Batlp illaroon Name orchestrafor coming militaryformal.Vol. 28. No. 89. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY. APRIL 10. 1928Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerThree, as Addison Sims of Seattleonce said, is a crowd. Particularlywhen the third man has a Kim in theguts of the other two, and his own(the third man’s, that is) tinger onthe trigger. Picture last Friday night—the last night of spring, you mightalmost say—a balmy one, with heavenand earth smiling at each other, thesort of night, that blossoms so rarelynowadays, on which no man couldwish, much less do, any other manevil. Then mark with an X a spoton 56th Street across f|^om the en¬trance to the I’hi Psi house. \'isualize.then. .Mr. John Howe and 1 lopingeastward with characteristic aimless¬ness. The tournament (basketball)wa.s done with for another day. Noth¬ing to do but smoke a pipe over aroast beef sandwich (lean, Kudy, ityon please) and crawl into a box andsleep. From out of the blackn*’ ob¬trudes a figure. I should like to saythat the fiirure came from the Phi Psihouse atul resembled Hucky Harris.But it didn't. I should like to saythat the figure proved to be five HarryWills', all brandishing scythes. Butit didn't. It proved to be one verysmall chap, wlut resembled Joe KJitz-ner, one-time Foreign .\dvertisingManager of 1 he l)aily Maroon, asniAich as anyone. The small chapdrew abreast of us, and then turnedsuddenly. It wasn’t Joe. “Ten apiece,fellows," the small chap said, "Snapinto it.’’ I should like to say that withlightning-like agility 1 snatch.ed the ,nickel-plated .32 from the small chap’shand, and marched him jauntily intothe hands of the law, with John run¬ning ahead and tweaking the would-be bad man’s nose. But I didn’t. Johnthe first to be prodded into action,punneyed op witt $8.50. I followed, soto speak, suit with $5. I should like tosay that with my ever-lnihbling senseof humor I turned t<’ John ami hand¬ed him the $5. saying the while. "Hereis the $5 I owe you, John." But Ididn’t. The small chap, without aword about his oriihaned mother orstarving widow or poor hut honestsister, motioned us to go our wa\'.Which we did."Sure.” declared Officer rwohe>, inthe subsequent course of the eveningat the Hyde Park station, “and youshould have said, ‘C ome and get it .Ajtd then, when he comes to get it,you two strapping youngsters jumphim." We admitted we hadn’t thoughtof that, and ()lTicer.Twohey went on.“Let me tell you,’’ says (Officer 1 wo-hey, "about what happened five yearsago. (It was five, wasn’t it. Pat?).Vessir, five years ago this very day.There was a gang, four of ’em, work¬ing this district in a car. Desperate,that’s what. They’d pull a stick-upand then sit down on the curb anddivvy the boodle. They’d plugged acouple fellows already. But we neverseen hide nor hair of 'em. One daya plain-clothes man from the stationwas walkin’ down a side street. Upcomes a car, an’ a big goof jumps out.‘Ciimme what ya got, bud,’ the biggoof says. The plain-clothes manright away sticks up his hands and thebig goof comes after his cash. 1 heplain-clothes man knocks the biggoof’s gun outa his hands, reaches forhis own and gets him through the bel¬ly. Before the big goof had a chanceto drop dead on the sidewalk, the dickjumps into the car, an Bang! Bang!Bang! he gets the other three throughthe heart. Just like that. That’s whatyou two youngsters shoulda done(How' about it, Pat?).’’ Officers Two-hey and Pat were right. I hat s wliatwe two youngsters shoulda done.Crime Does not Pay in the streetcar ads. But it does on 56th Street.The small chap deserved the $13.50.Had I had a gun in my pocket, andhad I been j'oung and foolish enoughto shoot through my pocket, I shouldhave “got" him. He took that chance.Of course, he’s a menace to society.But that’s what society’s for. And be¬sides, it was one thrill (for me) thatwas worth $5. EXTEND TIME LIMIT OF PARTIESFrankie Masters Plays at Military BallHOOVER HEADS NATION-WIDE COLLEGIATE POLLTAKES VOTE INCOLLEGE SURVEYOF CAN^DATESGive Faculty Ballots'On Candidates;Leads SmithLeading in practically every univer¬sity in which the poll was taken, Her¬bert Hoover, Secretary of Commerce,received nearly half of the votes castin the presidential straw vote con¬ducted hy college dailies throughoutthe country under the direction of TheIndependent, of Boston.'I'he only candidate to threatenHoover’s lead was A1 Smith, presentGovernor of New York, and leadingDemocratic presidential possibility.Smith received approximately lialf asmany votes as did Hoover.Hoover Leads SmithEven in such strong Democraticcenters as the University of Texas,Hoover lead Smith by a small margin.In the I’niversity of Georgia and afew other schools of the south. Smithwas ahead by a considerable margin,but in these few cases. Hoover wasalways an easy second.(Continued on page 2)Dickson Wins $200Cole Math AwardLeonard E. Dickson, professor inmathematics, has been awarded theFrank Nelson Cole prize in algebra,it was announced by Dr. Virgil Sny¬der, president of the AmericanMathematical society, at the organ¬ization’s dinner held last h'riday even¬ing in the Del Prado hotel. Theprize, which amounts to $200, wasgiven on the basis of research workdone by Professor Dickson in linearalgebras.Dr. Dickson is the first recipientof the prize. The award was estab¬lished in honor of Professor FrankNelson Cole at the time of his re¬tirement as Secretary of the Amer¬ican Mathematical society and aseditor of their publication.Zoologists To HearProf. Moore Today.Assistant Professor Carl Moore of |the Zoology department will speak onthe subject of “Spermatozoon Motil¬ity and the Testis Hormone” at ameeting of the Zoology club today at4;3() in room 2d of the Zoology Iniild-ing.Dickerson Sees Dream Become Idea,Accomplishment on 75th BirthdayN£.tion-wide ResultsIn Presidential PollHoover (Rep.) .. 23.445Smith (Dem.) ... 14,049Dawes (Rep.) .... 3,374Reed (Dem.) .... 2.425Lowden (Rep.) .. 2.227Ritchie (Dem.) .. 1.3%Walsh ( Rep.) 1.226Donahev (Dem.) .. 518Willis (Rep.) 449Curtis (Rep.) .... 292Total 49,401These results represent the finaltotals in the presidential straw voteconducted by The Indepedent ofBoston and the university dailiesof leading colleges throughout thecountry.The Daily Maroon was amongthose co-oi>crating.Arrange LectureSeries On NewUniversity ChapelProfessor Algernon D. Colemanhas been appointed head of a suh-com-mittce of the board of Social Serviceand Religion to introduce the Uni¬versity community to the new' Univer¬sity chapel now under construction atWoodlawn .\ve. and 5dth S;.The committee has arranged for aseries of three lectures on the signifi¬cance of the new chapel which will bedelivered at 7 on successive Wednes¬day evei:Mtgs in tlie Joseph BondChapel.Architect SpeaksMr. Thomas Tallmadge, noted Clii-cago architect and author of "Amer-jican Architecture,’’ will speak thi>Wednesday. April 11. His subject is“The Architectural Uniqueness of theChapel’s Gothic Architecture."(Continued on page 2)Sam Van Dyne WinsMagazine Art PrizeSam Van Dyne. Sigma Alpha h'])-silon, and a memlier of the art staff ofthe Phoenix, is one of the winners inthe College Humor art contest for thebest drawing submitted in black andwliite by any university undergraduatein the United States. He will he award¬ed a prize of special drawing eipiip-ment, and his name appears in theI May isstie of College Humor.Concerning the contestants, ofwhom there were more than 1600,James Montgomery Flagg, one of thejudges said: “The prize winners havea style of their own, no matter howstrongly they sympathize with olderartists.”J. Spencer Dickerson, Correspond¬ing Secretary of the University wascelebrating his seventy-fifth birthdayyesterday when he told a Daily Ma-roor reporter "I have seen the Uni¬versity grow from a dream to an idea,and from in idea to an accomplish¬ment, from a small beginning to agreat presmit. The past is assured;the future is what the students, teach¬ers, trustees, and citizens make it.They can make it a success, as greatand useful as they desire, for the op¬portunity is here. The record of the past is inspiring and there is no rea¬son why progress should not continue."He said that his association with theUniversity had been a constant joy.Mr. Dickerson has been known aboutthe University since 1890 and has beendirectly connected with it since 1908.He was Secretary to the Board oftrustees for fifteen years.Huge vases of pink roses, a birth¬day gift from friends, were on Mr.Dickerson’s desk in Harper libraryand attracted a reporter to inquireand ask for an interview. UNIQUE NUMBERSCHOSEN BY B & KTHEATE^TROUPEReceiving Line Not YetCompleted; ExpectCrowdFrankie Masters and his all-startroupe of jazz artists froil the Balabanand Katz theaters will provide themusic for the annual Military Ball atthe South Shore Country Club, April20.Over a score of musicians, compris¬ing two complete bands, will play forthe 400 couples that are expected. Mas¬ters will send a band to play from 9till 11:.30, ana from 11:30 till closinghe and his band from the Tivoli Thea¬tre will weave a maize of syncopation.Special NumbersUpon being selected after a surveyof all prominent orchestra. Masterspromised that he would arrange sev¬eral unique numbers, to be presentedafter 11:30 when he takes charge ofaffairs.Tickets for this festive occasion,which is said to rival the WashingtonProm and Interfraternity Ball for(Continued on page 2)Stars Give ActFor SettlementF'our acts of vaudeville have beenpromised by campus artists for theentertainment of the settlement chil¬dren tomorrow night at the settle¬ment house, 4630 Gross Avenue.Marvin Hintz, who starred in thelast two Blackfriar productions, willsing several selections. Orvis Hen-kle wil uphold the Phi Gamma Delti.musical reputation with an accordiansolo; Pat and Peg Russell will har¬monize, and Virginia Ratcliffe, prem¬iere danseuse of Mirror, is to dance.Two performances will be given,one at 7 and one at 8, in order to ,accomodate a larger audience.Russell Whitney and Ellen Hart¬man are in charge of the perform¬ance.Broadcast LectureOn Child Adoption“Environment and Intelligence”will be discussed in a radio lecture tobe given by Dr. Frank N. Freeman,Professor of Educational Psychologytonight at 7:40 over station WM.'KCJ.Dr. Freeman w'ill descrilie the resultsof the tests given to 400 adopted chil¬dren in order to determine whether thecliiidren who are thought to inheritlow intelligence from their parentscan rate high in mentality after the in¬fluence of a good home.Student to StageScandinavian PlayZelda Shapiro, Sophomore Ahident.will direct and stage “The Stronger."a translation from the SwedjJh byStrindberg to be presented at the reg¬ular meeting of the Scandiiiaviiin clubtomorrow at 7:45 in the tlieittc ofIda Noyes hall.Sally Alport will do the pantomimein “A Half Sheet of Paper,” anotherplay by Strindberg. Maroon Kitten ToChase Office MiceFreeing the office from rodents isthe latest acrievement of The DailyMaroon. No longer will scamper¬ing mice nibble and gnaw and star¬tle the Ellis hall women. The Ma¬roon. always an advocate of free¬dom and happiness, has adopted anoffice cat, who (it is hoped) willdevour mice from all parts of thebuilding, including the secluded re¬treat of the wit and humor boys.After much deliberation it wasdecided to call the worthy beastBox Dexter after Bob McCormackand Dexter Masters, his sponsors.Bob Dexter is proving to be a so¬cial favorite. He already is havingdifficulty in consuming the ten-centsundaes which the women buy forhim.Bonner to HeadMidwest, SouthClassical Ass ’n.Professor Robert J. Bonner, chair¬man of the Greek department, was' elected president of the Classical As¬sociation of the Middle We.st andSouth at the convention held at Nash¬ville last Saturday.' The association, which was organ¬ized twenty-four years ago in Chicago,may hold its twenty-fifth anniversaryconvention here next year. Having amembership of almost 4,000 members,it is the largest organization of itskind in the country. It is unique inthat the members are composed ofUniversity and secondary school in¬structors.Journal Circulates WidelyThe official organ of thj association,the Classical Journal, has a circula¬tion of over 5,000, the largest circul-(Continued on page 2)Club Hears PoemsRead by ParmenterSelections of modern Spanish poet¬ry will be read by Dr. Clarence K. Par¬menter, associate professor of Romancelanguages at the initial spring quar¬ter meeting of El Circulo Espanol tobe held Wednesday at 4:30 in the Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall. Teawill be served at 4.Plans for the activities of the clubfor the Spring quarter will he madeincluding definite arrangements forthe Card party the date for which wastentatively set at the last meeting forApril 25. Plans will also be discussedfor the Annual Spring Quarter ban¬quet which will be held in the nearfuture. The possibility of making ita dinner-dance will be considered. FRATERNITY ANDiCLUB DANCES TOLAST AmR ONEGroups Permitted TwoLate Affairs During, School YearRevised regulations which governstudent social affairs and extend thetime limit of house parties were pre¬sented to the presidents and socialchairmen of all fraternities and wom¬en’s clubs on campus by Mrs. Char¬lotte Grey, social director of the Uni¬versity, at a meeting held yesterday.The new rulings in regard to hoursand registration of dances go into ef¬fect today.Passed by BoardFollowing the suggestions made bi'several campus groups, and much dis¬cussion among students and facultymembers the Board of Student Organ¬izations at a special meeting on March10 passed the new rules which grantmore freedom and responsibility to thestudent body.Each group, under the new code,may have two parties a year with aclosing hour later than 1, the closinghour to be stated and approved by thesocial director at the time of registra-I tion. Social functions must close at1, that is, all guests shall have leftthe house at 1, unless registered as' one of the two late parties.Registration NecessaryIn order to avoid conflicting partieson the same night the social calendarmust he complete. Therefore all par¬ties, including alumni parties, attend¬ed by members of an active group,I must be registered in the office of theSocial Director, and must be held atplaces on the approved list. Partiesrecognized at the time of registrationas being sponsored and guaranteed by' a responsible alumni committee arenot under the supervision of the socialdirector.The names and addresses of atleast two hostesses are required by thesocial director at the time of registra¬tion. Parties lasting longer than 10must be registered at least one weekin advance so that the hostesses canbe informed.Increase Student Freedom“The new' regulations arc the result6f extensive discussions with studentsand faculty memhers liegun in the fallby Mrs. Merrill,” said Mrs. Grey.“They are designed to meet new con¬ditions. to increase both the freedomand responsihility of students in so¬cial affairs, to enlarge the service ofthe Social Director’s office by provid¬ing a complete social calendar, and toclarify all regulations in the interest(Continued on page 2-Student Watchers Throng Pollsfor City, County, State PrimaryStudents enrolled in the PoliticalScience department of the I’niversityare today acting as watchers at thepolls in the city, county and stateprimary election. The fourth andfifth ward precincts are entirely cover¬ed by student watchers, while otherpolling places throughout Chicagoare dotted with University observers.Hundreds of watchers’ certificateshave been issued by County Judge Ed¬mund Jarecki, and the students whohave received them have teamed, twoto a polling place, and will remain at the voting headquarters from sixthis mornnig to some hour after fivethis evening.The watchers have been instructedto peer into any of the questionableactivities that arc commonly attributedto political workers at election time,and challenge them if necessary.Mr. Gilchrist of the employment bu¬reau secured watchers’ positions at thepolls for students over 21 years ofage.Other students are working at thepolls today due to political patronage.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. APRIL 10. 1928 /uilj? iaily liarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninirs. except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, durini? the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Contpany. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 t>er year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1006. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily MarcK)n expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenI Chairman of the Editorial BoardI Milton S. Mayer News EditorCharK's H. Good Day Editor, Louis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day ElditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Elditor SPORTS DEPARTMENT^bert Stem Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8"'*on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENT ,Robert Fisher __Advertising ManagerRobert Klein _.Advertising ManagerHubert LovewMl - —AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerW’allace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks „Local ItepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentCHARLES H. GOOD, Night Editori,I THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac~tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural prinetple,4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.1. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvemont of the Yoor Book.9. Abolition of E-\\ and establishment of group libraries.THEY DUG SOME DIRTThe week of basketball and hotdogs is over; the circus has lefttown. The Vienna, Georgia, contingent is back in Vienna,Georgia; the Ashland, Kentucky, team and rooters are back inAshland, Kentucky; and the Carr Creek boys are back at CarrCreek, no longer a place of oblivion. They are all gone and it wasglorious while it lasted, but now that we look back on the sceneat Bartlett gym last week we are brought to realize, more thanever, the pathetic, crying need that the University has of a newfield house.There should be no question left in the minds of even themost confirmed doubters that the University needs a new andmore spacious field house. The spectacle of the surging mob out¬side of Bartlett every night of last week should have drove thatpoint homes and if that didn’t the reflection that hundreds staffedhome because they well knew that it was useless to attempt entryshould have. But this is not a newly arisen condition. Thehopeless inadequacy of Bartlett has been in evidence so longthat it has taken on historical significance.Several years ago the students felt assured that the muchmooted field house was about to become a reality when, with someceremony, ‘The Old Man’ broke the ground for it by “digging somedirt,” to use his words, at Greenwood and 56th street. But thatshovelful or two of dirt is, to the extent of our knowledge, all thedirect action that has ever been taken on a new field house.Dr. Molander has been pressing the case with much vigorof late in order to house his Intramural athletics. Mr. Stagg,when interviewed yesterday, said he did not know what, if any¬thing, was ahoof regarding such a structure beyond the fact thatthe University “certainly needed one.”We look at the new field houses at the Universities of Mich¬igan, Indiana, Wisconsin, Illinois, and at the new one at Minne¬sota where 15,000 can see a basketball game, and then wonderwhy there isn’t one being built at the University of Chicago.ELECTION DAYTHE primary elections are being held today. It is not an ordi-* nary, “another” primary. Political events that have beentranspiring in the state and city during the past years have at¬tracted the eyes of the continent to the Illinois political scene.The Republican party, since its ticket is almost certain to winduring the regular election, is in the spotlight, and the questionof the hour is whom will the audience, the voters, give the big¬gest hand—the Small faction or the Emmerson one? Althoughthe pre-election propaganada has been extensive and voluminous,there is but one issue before the voters: do they want more ofthe methods and policies of the Small regime or are they willingto grasp at an alternative such as the one offered by Emmersonand his following? The outcome of the election today is signifi¬cant; and those students who have registered are warranted inabandoning their tasks of the moment to go to the polls and ex¬press themselves as they see fit. OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, April 10Radio Lecture; "Theories of Person¬ality." Assistant Professor .ArthurHills. Station WMAQ.I Religious Service, for all nieinbersI of the rniversity, conducted hj’ the1 Divinity Faculties. 11;50 .A. M. Josei)hI Bond chapel. Professor Edward Scril)-I ncr .Ames.iI I\ihlic Lecture (Downtown'): "Thej Mohammedan World in Transition. "I Associate Professor .Arthur P. Scott,I 6:45. riic Art Institute.IThe Christian Science Society, 7:30. |Thorndike Memorial Chapel, RadioLecture: "Environment and Intelli¬gence.” Professor Frank X. Freeman. !7:40. Station WMAQ.Graduate Classical Clnh. 8. Classics20, “Aiicient Theories regarding theStructure of the Drama.” ProfessorHenry W. Prescott.Westminster Club, Ida Xoves hall,8.Wednesday, April 11Radio Lecture; “Theories of Person¬ality,” Aissistant Professor ArthurBills. 8 A. M. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, conducted by theDivinity faculties, for all membersof the University. 11:50 A. M. JosephBond Chapel. Associate ProfessorArthur C. McGiffert, Chicago Theol¬ogical seminary.Junior Mathematical club. 4. Ryer-son 37. “Sturm's Theorems of Comparisons and Oscillation for Solutionof Differential Equations.” Dr. Fred¬eric R. Bamforth.El Circulo Espanol, 4:30. Ida Noveshall.Zoology Club. 4:30. Zoology 29.“Spermatozoon Motility and theTestis Hormone.” Associate Profes¬sor Carl R. Moore.University Religious Service, 7-8.Joseph Bond chapel, “The UniversityChapel: “Its Architectural Signifi¬cance.” Thomas E. Tallmadge, au¬thor of “American Architecture.”Professor Algernon Coleman, presid¬ing. The University of Chicago Choir.Scandinavian club, 7:45. Ida Noyeshall. Strind.'berg Evening: “TheStronger.” “A H*alf Sheet of Paper.”The Philosophy club, 8. Classics 20.“Life from the Scientific Point ofView.” Professor Ralph S. Lillie.Open meeting, W. A. .A., noon, cor¬rective gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.Election of sports representatives.BONNER TO HEADMIDWES.T, SOUTHCLASSICAL ASSOCIATION(Continued from page 1)ation in the world for a publicationof its kind.Similar to the Classical associationof the Middle West and South whichrepresents thirty states, arc the asso¬ciations of the Pacific coast and of theNew England states, the purpose of allof them being the consideration ofproblems of the classics.Shorthand and Type¬writing MasteredEasily in SpareTimeUtilizing your spare time, after¬noons or evenings, you may ac¬quire a positive mastery of short¬hand and typewriting in a shorttime. Shorthand is helpful intaking classroom notes, and type¬writing a wonderful time saverin preparing tomorrow’s assign¬ments. Here at this oldest busi¬ness college in America you areassured expert instruction in'bothsubjects. Beginning cla.sses everyMt>n0a)r,Call, Write or PhoneRANTOLPH 1575 forDetailed informationBryant & StrattonBusiness College116 South Michigan Ave.CHICAGO UNIQUE NUMBERS CHOSENBY B & K THEATRE TROUPE(Continued from page 1).‘splendor and attraction, have beenplaced on sale at the Univer.-;ity Book¬store, as well as having been sent tothe fraternity houses. It is tiie onlyfi.>rmal all-University dance to he givenduring tiie. Spring Quarter, .Crossed Cannon in ChargeCrossed Cannon, honorary Militarysociety, is staging the event: Hen Pat¬terson, second lieutenant in the O. R.C. and former cadet-major at the I'ni-versity, heads the committee in chargePatterson is leading one wing of thegrand march with Eloise Kres.'^e, andMelvin Abrahamson with MarjorieCreighton heads the other.\V’. Buell Scacc, present cadet-major,is planning a scries of special militaryceremonies to go with the grandmarch.Patron ListThe list of patrons and patronesseshas not yet been completed, hut it willinclude the ranking officers of theCorps .Area of the United States .Army,j and the officers in the R. O. T. C. unitof the University. 1st Lieut. W. P.Blair. 1st ’Lieut. Charles R. tiildhardt.Major T. J. J. Christian, and Caj)-tain J. 1). Matthew.s, sponsor of theI dance, will be in the receiving line.TAKE VOTE IN COLLEGESURVEY OF CANDIDATES(Continued from page 1).A few faculty votes came in afterthe results were sent in from the Uni¬versity, giving Hoover a greater leadthan before. The new faculty totalsare Hoover, sixty-five; Walsh, sixteen;Smith, fifteen; the other votes werescattered.FRATERNITY AND CLUBDANCES TO LAST AFTER I(Continued from page 1)of fuller co-operation between studentsand the Social Director.”Desire Co-operationIn the spirit of better co-operationa restatement of former rulings whichhave not been revised is being madeso that the possibility of misunder¬standing may be eliminated. Partieslasting longer than 10 may ho held ionly on week-end nights or on nightsbefore holidays. .Afternoon dancesmay be held only on F'riday or Satur¬day afternoons, or on an afternoon ofor before a holiday. 1The rule in reference to entertainingin fraternity houses has not beenchanged. It reads, “Whenever a wom¬an is entertained in a fraternity house,the fact shall have been registeredprevious^’, together with the name f)fthe hostess. .An exception may hemade in the case of mothers of activemembers, received without prior noti¬fication, provided their visits are re¬ported later with |)romptne.ss. How¬ever, it is advisable that such visitsshould be reported in advance when¬ever possible.”J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy, |Ice Cresun55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708 THE SIX BEST SELLERS1 *I The following books are reported byBrentano's as being most in demandduring the pa>t week:FictionWintersmooii,—by Hugh WalpoleDouhleday, Doran), rhe new intellec¬tuals pitted against the old landedaristocracy in English society today.The Deluge. by S. F. Wright (Cos¬mopolitan). .\ galloping adviir.urestory of what might happen if' halithe world were ^niik under the seaand the survivors had to engage in aIjriinitive -truegle for exi'-tenee.Home to Harlem,—by Claude Mc¬Kay (Hari)er). .\ y.\/y novel of thehappy-go-lucky crowd whk'h fills theHarlem cabarets.Crusade.—by Donn Byrne (Little,Brown). .An Irish knight disinheritedat home finds love ami a new life inthe Holy Land.Meet Mr. Mulliner, by P. G. Wode-house (Doubleday, Doran). .A series ofgorgeously extravagant farce comedie>^in short story form.The Bridge of San Luis Rey,—byThornton Wilder (Boni). .An inquiryinto the ways of divine Providence, asexhibited in-five widely separated liveswhich come to a common end.Non-FictionStrange Interlude.—by I’Xigenc O'¬Neill (Liveright). A nine-act dramaunfolding the love-life of one womanand three men.Disraeli,—I)y .Andre Maurois (Ap¬pleton). A sharp-edged characterdrawing of a courageously and success¬ful political adventurer.My Life,—by Isadora Duncan (Liv¬eright). The candid autobiography ofa great dancer who “lived her own life"to the full.Count Luckner: the Sea Devet,—byLowell Thomas (Douhleday. Doran).Exploits of the most daring of Ger¬man naval raiders during the GreatWar.Napoleon.—by Emil Ludwigf Liv¬eright). Biographical study of thecharacter of the Man of Destiny.Poems In Praise of PracticallyNothing.—by Sanuiel Hc^ffenstein(Liveright). Mordantly witty lyrics indispraise of almost every conventionalfor of sentiment.ARRANGE LECTURE SERIESON NEW UNIVERSITY CHAPEL(Continued from page 1)On April 16 Dr. Charles W. Gilkcyof the University Board of Trusteeswill si>eak on the significance of theChapel in University life. The last ofthe series will he delivered by Dr. \’onOgden \'ogt, author of “Religion and.Art.” on April 23. Dr. Vogt will dealwith the religious symbolism of thebuilding.Snrprue Yourself!Drop into theQUEEN RESTAURANTA Special Plate LuncheonHOME COOKING1208 E. 61st St.Savory Food - ReasonablePrices A QUESTIONHave you tried our special SundayStud’nt chicken and duck dinners?If not, why not?They Can’t Be Beat!VARSITY CAFE1015 E. 55lh St.Finds Tobaccofor "BreakingIn” a PipeColumbus, OhioMarch 10, 1927Larus & Bro. Co.Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:Two years ago my wife gave me anexpensive pipe. I smoked it a greatdeal for two or three weeks, put it aside,then began smoking it again. Thistime it was very strong. Veterans toldme that it jjad been smoked too hardfor a new pipe and should be put away.The pipe was laid away again. Ashort time ago I got it out and smokedone of the common brands of tobaccoin it. The results were disappointing.I told the druggist of my experiencewith it. He asked if I had tried Edge-w’orth. I told him I never had. I fol¬lowed his suggestion, and 1 am honestwhen I say that it has restored thesweetness to the pipe, and has mademe wonder. Was it the pipe or thebrand of tobacco that caused me tolay it away for the long period of time?As a novice, I prefer Edgeworth. Iam going to stick to it, as f feel satis¬fied that there is none better on themarket.Sincerely yours,Philip C. SheraEdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking TobaccoTOWER THEATRE63rd at BlackstoneContinued 1-1 I p. m.McCALL. BRIDGEPLAYERS- - presenting - -MUSICAL COMEDYHITS40-TALENTED STARS-40in conjunction withLatest Feature Photoplays/iYShidentsTake the shortest way,and the fastest ships.Sail from Vancouver onone of our 3 great WhiteEmpresses. Large, wellaired cabins. Plenty ofdeck space. Good food.Second Class fares beginat $185. First and thirdclass also. Only 10 daysto Yokohama . . . thenKobe, Nagasaki, Shang¬hai, Hong Kong, Manila.Ask your steamship agentabout it, OF write toR. S. Elworthy, Steamship Gen.Art.. 71 E;. Jackson Blvd., Chi-rsKo, III. Tel. Wabash 1904, orany local Steamship Agt. Forfreight apply W. A. Kitter-master,,209 S. LaSalle St., Chicago.CanadianPacificWorld’sGreatestTravelSystemCarry Canadian Pacific Express TravellersCheques — Qooa the World OverCAGE COACHES INMEET HERE DURINGPREP TOURNAMENT.Dribble,. Center. Jump,.And StallingDiscussedA year ajjo at the l^rake relays,many nf the haskethall mentnrs ' ofvarious universities met and decidedt(i organize them.selves into a perm¬anent b(»dy. Dr. F'orest .Mien nfthe University of Kansas was electedpresident; U. F. Ahdreas of Syracusesecretary: A. .SchahiiiKer of Creigh¬ton, Treasurer; and Crai^ Kiihy ofIllinois, vice president.The orsanization look the name ofthe National .\'.sociation of Hasket¬hall Coaches and agreed to meet atthe national haskethall tournament atthe I’niversity of ('hicago in 1928.Seventy Five at MeetingLast week more than 7.s coachesfrom all parts of the United Stateswere present at the first annual meet¬ing of the National .Association ofHaskethall Coaches. Kach coachspoke for a few minutes and describedthe problems which had to befaced at his particular institution. Therest of the time was devote<l to ageneral discussion of rules.Most of the mentors were in favorof retaining the dribble althougli therewere a good number of the coacheswho were o|)posed to it. I'.arly indi¬cations seem to point to a retention ofthe dribble f<ir this year at least.Another problem of great interestwas the elimination of the center jump.Some of the coaches felt that this gavean unfair advantage to teams havinga tall center; this view wa> partic¬ularly plausible after watching theInter-scholastic t<||lirnament. Theproponents of this scheme suggestedthat there be a center jump only atthe beginning of the halves and over¬time periods, and that otherwise theteam scored upon takes the ball ofif-side beneath its own basket.Stalling Discussedriie ethical asi)ect of stalling wa-another prohlem which was discussedat some length, although nothing def¬inite was done. 'I'he general feelingwas that it took two teams to stalland that it was ui> to the defensiveteam to go out and get the ball. How¬ever most of the coaches were oj^posedto having a team stall right at thebeginning of the game.The Associati(Ui voted to retain thesame ofificers and to meet again nextyear at the inter-scholastic tourneyhere. The .Association went on rec¬ord as desirous of more rei)resenta-tion on the various rules committee. Colleges DevelopMorals In Athletics‘Wnurican colleges are givingnu'Ve and nu>re attention to themain student l)ody in athletics."st;ite<l Cciach .Monzo Stagg in a re¬cent article.Uoach .Stagg thinks that in athlet¬ics vict<iries, defeats, and physicaldevelopment are only minor aspects.'Fhe most important result is themoral development and the leader¬ship which will enable the men totake outstanding i)laces in the com¬munity.INEIGIBILTY HITS ‘WISCONSIN NINEThree Veterans Ruled OffTeamThe jinx that has been hoveringabout the camp of Wisconsin’s Car¬dinal ball players has descended oncemore to knife the hope of Coach tinyLowman. The latest catastrophe tobefall the Badger diamond squad isthe loss of Mike Murphy, senior firstsacker.Murphy has been ruled ineligiblefor the balance of the year for tday-ing summer baseball. .Although not agreat hitter, he was a fixture at theinitial bag. and was touted as the lead¬ing defensive first basemen in the BigTen.Mike is the third of Lownian's vet¬erans to be hist because of failure tocomply with the conference regula¬tions as regards vacation ball. Capt.F.arl Burbidge, outfielder, and StanClausen, left-handed pitcher, were theother two casualties.Unfortunately, none of these playerswere ousted until the Badgers werealready to depart for their southerntraining trip, .^s a result three morerecruits have been pressed into service,so that practically the entire Wis¬consin team is composed of inexperi¬enced boys.OFFER INSTRUCTIONIN USE OF FOILS TOUNIVERSITY WOMENFencing le>sons for Universitywomen will begin next Monday ac¬cording to Sinah Kitzing. W. .A. -A.representative in charge. Classes willmeet at 2:.h) and .V.lO on Mondays fora ten week period.Beginning and advanced instructionunder .Alvar Hermanson will be of¬fered. Those women who are inter¬ested are asked to sign up on the pos¬ter in the basement of Ida Noyes hall.Registration will close Friday. THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 10. 1928Carr Creek, Vienna, Ashland andLarge Crowds Feature Tourney ave Coaching:hool At IllinoisNow that the tenth annual inter¬scholastic basketball chami)ionship hasgone the way of nine others, the pro¬cess of surveying the more importantresults of the tournament is fairlywell under way.The chami)ionship .affair tlii- yearturned out to be pretty much of a BlueGrass parade; .Ashland emerged na¬tional champit>ns. and Carr Creek hadall the sympathy and interest. .A more.striking coincidence could not havebeen provided f('r than Carr Creekplaying Ashland for the championship.One of the pleasant facts of lastweek's tournament was the consistentbrand of basketball exhibited by thefavorites. The upsets were fewer, thus]>roviding finals which brought to¬gether two teams that no one doubtedwere the pick of the country.The chief upset of the tourneyhowever pretved the biggest disap¬pointment. that being Vienna's defeatby Ashland in the semi-finals. Viennawas extremely popular, and next toCarr Creek, had the hopes of a greatnumber of fans pinned on them to winthe prep title. Kvidently, Lady Luckhas been flirting rather lightly withthe cotton states champions, for it wasrather heartbreaking to witness ateam, so polished in its performance,lose for the second successive yearwith the coveted honors just withineas\' grasp.Nevertheless ,the Georgians’ haveno alibi to offer. Ashland played thegame of its life, and with the aid ofa few breaks, was able not only tosmear Vienna’s vaunted tipoff play,but practically nullified its desperateattempts to score. Unfortunately, Vi¬enna has displayed an inability torouse itself in critical moments. It be¬ gan 1.1 backslide in the Carr Creek tilt,and then lost itself in the .Ashlandgame. concluding performance inthe ).layoff for third place in the cham-pion>hi]) against Grand Forks couldhardly be compared to the quintetthat nn’thercd Oak Park and ^'ank-ton.I lie chamiiions'nip fray between theBliu Grass title holders and Cantonwa-. fine from the expert’s standpoint,but rather (h II from the viewpoint ofthe 'jiectafor who likes iiis chamiiion-ship struggle chuckfnl of excitement.Canton’s fame rested chiefly on itsclever stalling .game, and its abilityto execute that type of play successful¬ly against five major teams in the in¬terscholastic certainly called forthpaeans of admiration.Both Ashland and Canton playedcautiously. Canton often passed theball around for a considerable period,trying to find an opening, but thoseopenings were far and in between, andeven when Canton was in a positionto shoot, their shots w'ere mostly at-tcm|)ted from sharp angles.A>hland can go back to the BlueGrass country proud of the fact that }they have a first class outfit. The teamthat handed Carr Creek a two pointdefeat in four overtime periods for thestate championship played a splendidbrand of basketball. They w’on alltheir games convincingly, and camefrom behind to win their most crucialbattle, that against the favorite of thetourney. Vienna. Whatever credit isdue Ashland must go to its captainand stellar guard, Johnson, a manwhom Nels Norgren would be happyto have as a regular on his Maroonquintet right now.(Continued on page 4) When the Univern’ty of lllinoi.-summer course for coaches i>. heldJune 18 to July 28, it will be thefifteenth annual session. The course,established in 1914 is the oldest of iits type and its registration has in- jeluded many >uccessful coaches in¬cluding some who are now coach¬ing varsity ti-ams in Big Ten andother leading institutions.This year the lllini announce aroster of coaches whose teams areBig Ten champions.KROGH WINS INOLYMPIC TRIALSMaroon Wrestler May GoTo Big MeetSo that the gym team may not bealone in offering candidates for the1928 American Olympic squad, thewrestling department is sponsoringKaare Krogh, who last week won thet sectional Olympic try-outs for thehonor of being the 175 pound repre¬sentative of the United States atAmsterdam this summer.This man, Krogh, has quite a record behind him and stands a verygood chance of achieving his ambition.He won the conference in his weight,in 1926 and 1928 and missed by onlyone minute in time advantage last year.Krogh has an excellent chance tomake the Olympic team. He will com¬pete at the final trials at Grand Rapids,Iowa. MAROON NINE INHARD DRILL FORSEASON’S OPENINGHoerger, Priess, CooperAre HeaviestHitlersThe varsity baseball squad resumedpractice yesterday after having return¬ed from their annual Southern trainingtrip. During the trip two games wereplayed with the University of Arkansasat Fayette. Arkansas. Another gamescheduled with St. Louis Universitywas called off on account of rain. Twomore games are scheduled for theteam before the opening of the reg¬ular Big Ten season.One of the games played with Ar¬kansas was won by the latter by thescore of 4 to 2. Kaplan, pitching forthe Maroons, gave only six hits, whilehis team-mates collected eight bingles.However, failure to bunch their hitslost them the game. The first gamewas a runaway for Chicago. CoachCrisler’s men banged out eleven hitsincluding a triple by Priess. whileZimmerman yielded only three hits.The score was 8 to 2.Two More Practice TiltsTwo more games w'ith Kalamazoocollege and Michigan State will beplayed before the opening Big Tengame with Northwestern on April24. The regular lineup includes An¬derson, Gordon, Holohan, Hoerger,Priess, Wingate, Davis, Cooper,Knowles, Kaplan, and Zimmerman.Hoerger, Priess, and Cooper are themost consistent hitters on the squad.Tobaccos ^lend TasteALWAYS THE SAIVIE!E STATE it as our honelt belief thatthe tobaccos used in Chesterfiifcld cigarettesare of finer quality and hence of better tastethan in any other cigarette at the price.Liggeti & Myehs Tobacco Co.They*re ^MILDCh est FIELDCl G /I RENTTESand yet they\SATISFYPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 10. 1928Contributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 550 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukaa, Bex O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchantre. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.THE REBEL STUDENTBy Louis E. HoschEditor's Note—.\n iiitcrostinj^ ex¬planation of one ot tile t\pes of stu¬dent that has been created "throughthe mass production in mir Americaneducational system" as the author de¬scribes it. This is the tir>t contributionto the ATHE.VAEl'M by Mr. Hosch.The mass production of collegegraduates in our .\nierican educational>ystem has led to the appearance onevery campus of a rebel type of stu¬dent, Sometimes the rebel student issimply rebelling against his obscurity:he can not bear to be ignored in thegreat army of degree seekers and foot¬ball heroes. Sometimes he is a jazzrebel breaking away from his mother'sapton strings.I want to speak of the college stu¬dent who is a rebel because he has avigorous intellect, who rebels againstthe mental conformity and deadness ofthe mass of students. This type ofstudents wants to make good in theworld but he is profoundly bored withgo-getters whose sole purpose is tomake money. He would make thesocial system itself, gcnid. fie regardsthe present structure of society asbungling and unscientific. He see> thewaste of human life, of natural re¬sources— oil. coal, forests—the wasteof unnecessary duplication, of unem¬ployment. of advertising bunk—whilea good many people go hungry in therichest country in the world. The sys¬tem of inherited wealth and absenteefinancial control in industry seems tohim unsportsmanlike—as if an old col¬lege grad should try to i)a,'S on hiscollege credits to his son.Se sees an economic system oftwisted values in which an owningclass in industry gets a disproportion-tionate share of the national income.Summer Classes in Short¬hand and TypewritingShorthand and Typewritintf can be of in¬valuable benefit to you in your collegework . . . pnd after you leave school.The oritrinators of Gre^if Shorthand . . .this school is especially qualified to jriveyou an expert command of both subjectsin a minimum of time. Special colleniateclasses bestin every Monday.SUMMER CLASSES BEGIN JUNE 18, 25GREGG SCHOOLHOME OF GREGG SHORTHAND223 N. Wabash .4ve., State 1881, ChicaROH..ERE it is! The favoriteof those who love a milder,mellower flavor in milkchocolate. And just for onesimple reason. Nestle’s isrichest in cream of all!5c & 10c—plain and almondMILK CHOCOf-ATEOAc largest sellittgquality pencilin the woddAt aUdealers Superlative in quality,the world-famousINUSlENCIlSgive best service andlongest wear. ^Plain ends, per dot,Rubbercada, per doz. $1.001.20Aaeriew Pencil Co., 215 Fiitk ATe.,N.T.MahtrtofVNIQUEThm LeadColored Pencil* iet 12 color»--$l«00 per doz. exploits labor and the technician asruthlessly as it dares, and controls pub¬lic opinion through a biased press.Sometimes he sees the effect of conser¬vative pressure upon his own collegein the timidity of professvirs and re-dunant orators of "Big -Alumni onI How to Succeed."He decides that he is a radical inthy 'ense that he wants to use his edu¬cation to change the basic arrange¬ments of our economic and social life.He feels that .American democracy willnever be genuine until it is applied toindustry. Where shall he turti?Teh first thing that such a manshould realize is that he must live atni-cahly with people who disagree withhim. If he "goes off half-cooked" lu-discredits himself and his ideas. It hesearches diligently enough, he will findon almost any .American campus aprofessor or two atid a few student.'who hate indus’.'ial injustice and whowant to transform onr economic andsocial system. He ought to get intofellowshinp with such people. Fellow¬ship will streii.gthen and clarity hi-own convictions atid teacli him thatmany minds before him have travelledthe same road.He will find upon examination tha;many of the world's greatest write'>,scientists, teachers and artists agreewith him that the economic systemin which we live is stn])id and unju.-t.He will find that some of these greatones have thrown in their lot witiiabout more justice in tlie disiribution labor and progressive forces to bringof wealth and power. If he dissectsthe great figt^res of .American historyhe will discover that many of themwere radicals in their day, resistingsmugness and conservatism of someprivileged class—Jetferson. Lincoln.Phillips. Harrison, hhnerson. Whitman.Susan Anthony, .Mark Twain. Suste¬nance for his faith will cofiie from t!iegreat noyelists—Wells, Sinclair Lew¬is. Anatole France. I'ptofi Sinclair,(lalsworthy; from the great dramatists,.''haw, Hauptmann. Eugene O'Xeille;from the great scholars, John Dewey.Thorstein Vehlen. Bertrand Russell.Where shall this type of studentturn? Carr Creek had the color, and they hadthe fight. They put out .Austin, Texas,the team with the best record of gameswon, when most fans had been lookingforward to a slaughter, and then quiteas calmly, they dropped one morestate champion, Bristol, Cotinecticut.from the list of eligibles. They werea fine bunch of youngsters, partic¬ularly Stamper, and it would he pleas¬ant to see Carr Creek representingKentucky again next year. CLASSDFIED ADSCARR CREEK. VIENNA.ASHLAND AND LARGEFEATURE THE TOURNEY ior tiiv crouds, this corrcsifoml-ent i' ill full svmpathy with them.W lu n si\ or seven thousand peopleare trying to see a game in a gym(L'niitifined from sport> page)The tiUirnament ua,' highly snccos.'-I'nl from the standpoint of intere't.thanks to the inimitable fashion inwhich tlie pre.'S ballyiiooed Carr Creekinto national fame. We had it on gooi]authority from a member of the Asb-laiul team that Caar Creek was iaifrom Iieiiig iii the dilapidated conditionthat the daily papers made it out to be. jIt seems that the Carr Creek bo\ - ^didn’t have to tramp a good mau\ :miles to a raidroad. for they are on ,one; that tliey have a i.airi;.li basket- jliall court, and that tliey have a largt r Istudent liody than has been purported.But what difference does it make? fit to accomiiaiy. only two tlunisandcomfortably, tuie would imagine thateven the hardiest of basketball fol¬lowers would Ifeei'ine discouraged. But.\ear after year, the fans come back,ami this year, the.v suffered all thepetti iiK'onveiiiences with a good dealof fortitude ami forgiveness. Manyof tliem, after fighting their way intothe games, never saw a thing, so it’squestionable whether it wasn’t bestto enjoy the evening at home, iu.'feadof standing in tlie balcony with liverou' of solid citizenry in front ofthem. Well. let’s hoiie that >oinedaytliey take the tournament down to.Soldier.'’ Field and satisfy everybody. ROOMS—With running water,newly remodeled and beautifullydecorated. Especiallly furnishedfor students. Showers. Singlerooms $4, $5, $6. Double rooms $4and $5 per person. 5558 Ellis Av¬enue. Two blocks north of CobbHall. light. $5.50 lor two. Strictly Koshermeals, if desired. Supper 60c, byexpert cook. Midway 4867. 6401Woodlawn.TO RENT—2 rooms housekeepingapartment. $45. 5718 Kimliark .Ave.Hvde Park 5170.LOST—Large cameo pin set ingold. Heirloom. 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