Tryouts for Friarcast tonight at 7:30.Vol. 28. No. o/. Under-dogs havetheir day. 'IiUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1928A thenaeum FRIARS CAST TRYOUTS TONIGHTContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 660 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Bex O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchanse. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate «lip.BARRISTERS, BY JOVEBy Robert J. BenderEditor’s note: Mr. Robert J. Ben¬der’s second contribution reminds usof the pioneer days of the ATHEN¬AEUM. “By Jove” Bob, the Lawschool must have inspired you afterall. It must be great to allow your¬self to feel so superior to the averagerun. No wonder you do not feel likequitting it. All is well.Last October, by Jhe grace of Godand twenty-seven majors credit, I en¬tered the University of Chicago LawSchool. As I finished signing theninety-eighth form required for le¬gal admission into the monastery, Isank back in my chair, breathed deep¬ly, and gave myself over to high-minded reflection. I saw myself, alaw degree in one hand and a barcertificate in the other, standing be¬fore a slightly cockeyed Lady Justicewhile huge throngs hailed me as thebenefactor of widows and orphans,the friend of great men and the re¬morseless enemy of evil-doers. Aweek later I read four cases in Tortsand the vapors left my mind. I nowlook upon A1 Capone as a reincarna-nation of Robin Hood.The change in my attitude lookplace, as I say. at the very momentI cracked the binding of my brandnew texts. There’s something so verystultifying about law-books, the law-school, law-instructors and law-stu¬dents that the four taken together in¬fluence a man profoundly. I.'fe forme used to be as smooth and silkilyinviting as an Alexander cocktail.After four months or so in the I.awSchool it seems as futile as cigaret-butts in an empty coffee cup. Andyet it’s more than a little difficult toalocate precisely the cause of mymental toothache.A good bit of the ’•rouble should,undoubtedly, be attr buted to thestudent body of the Home. T passlightly over them, for which deed Ishould earn their deepest gratitudeand prayers for my well-being. Thecloth of which the Garments of theLaw is made is shoddy no end. Notone of the boys could give te.stimon-ials for Pepsodent or Fleischmann’sYeast and still call himself an hon¬est man. But that’s not the worst,—they all seem to be pruned limbs ofthe Phi Beta Kappa Tree. That is tosay—almost any man could quoteyou the rules governing an action foras.sult, but I daresay none of themever gave a thought to the social or.iconomical,—or even the historical,—significance of those rules. Theboys all study,—oh, my,—how theystudy,—but they’re all intellectualvirgins!For reasons of state (Pm stili inthe Law School) I pass even morelightly over the eminent Doctors whohand down the law to the waitinghosts, even as did Moses from MountSinai. Each instructor, I am told, isan authority in his particular field.Suffice it to say that I’d trade thewhole cabooodle of them for oneLinn, two Boynton’s, three O’Hara’s,or what have you. The reason formy willingness thus to dicker wdihthe Faculty is that the law groupis pedagogical while the Arts and Litoutfit simply venture opinions for theedification of the frat-boys and clubgirls. Glorious undergraduate days!But I grow maudlin. My real yowlagainst the Magnificence of the Lawis that the study of it precludes anyvitality of thought. One is told,“This is the law as we have conceivedit. Take it to thy bosom. Cherish it.Hand it down to thine children anddie.” Now that is bad as bad. It takesthe adventuresomeness out of a chap.(Continued on page 4) UPSETS MARK SECOND DAY’S PLAYAshland, TulsaAnd Carr CreekIn Surprise WinsBy Albert ArkuletCarr Creek, the diminutive quintetfrom the backwoods of Kentucky,fought its way into the quarter finalsof the national prep championshiplast night by providing a remarkableexhibition of gameness and couragethat swept Austin, Texas, off its feet.Carr Creek’s surprising victory, to¬gether with Vienna’s one-sided winover Yankton, South Dakota, werethe highlights of the second day'splay.Vienna, well liked last year, show¬ed a powerful offense in downingYankton, The Georgians passed ac¬curately, and hit the basket with tell¬ing effect. Bristol, Connecticut, edg¬ed its way into the quarter finals inanother thrilling fray, nosing outPine Bluff, 14-13.The crowd, jammed to the strain¬ing point, watched Carr Creek fightAustin point for point. Sellars, Aus¬tin’s giant center, was guarded close¬ly, although he got away for fourbaskets. Burr also played a finegame for the losers.Caar Creek, Ky. 25; Austin, Tex. 18Carr Creek. Kentucky, the teamthat didn’t have a gymnasium of itsown, played an unbeatable brand ofbasketball gainst a team that wonthe Texs state championship, Austin,and after four quarters of hystericalbasketball, won out 25-18, in the finalgame of the evening.Dave Stamper, captain and stellarforward of Carr Creek led his teamon to an unexpected victory, al-(Continual on sports page)Begin Course InPolice Methods“Police Administration in GreatBritain,” a five weeks’ graduatecourse in the political science depart¬ment of the University was begunyesterday at 11 by X. L. Dixon, C.B., C. B, Kl., assistant secretary ofstate in the home office, London, andsiJpervisor of police administrationfor the whole of Great Britain. Sec¬retary Dixon will discuss general po¬lice organization, methods, of prevent¬ing crime, the function of womenpolice, traffic regulation, ScotlandYard and the training of policemen.Ke will also compare the British andAmerican police systems.Believing that Mr. Dixon has some¬thing worthwhile to offer police of¬ficials of this country, the Univers¬ity has invited police heads fromneighboring cities to take the courseSell Liberty BallTickets On CampusTickets for the third annual Lib¬erty Ball for disabled veterans of theWorld war to be held next Tuesday,April 10 at 8 in the Grand ballroomof the Stevenp’ hotel, have beenplaced on sale on campus. They m.aybe obtained at the Reynolds club andat the Recorder’s office for two dol¬lars a couple. Single tickets will beone dollar.Irene Castle, well known actress,and her husband. Major McLaughlin,will lead the grand march at the ballCarol Barnes, graduate student inthe political science department, hascharge of the ticket sale on campus. 350 TO ATTENDMOCK SESSIONSOF ‘THM.EAGUE’Political Science GroupPlans ConventionFor April 19Three hundred fifty delegates fromtwenty-five neighboring colleges anduniversities are expected to attendthe first annual mock convention ofthe League of Nations, sponsoredby the Undergraduate Political Sci¬ence council in Leon Mandel hall,Thursday and Friday, April 19 and20.Afternoon sessions beginning at2:30 are scheduled for both days, andan evening meeting will be held onThursday at 8. John Kennan, chair¬man of the council, invites all stu¬dents to attend as many of the ses¬sions as possible.Represent All CountriesIt is proposed that each delegationwill represent one country that is amember of the league, and the stu¬dents will uphold the political pol¬icies of the countries which they rep¬resent. Some of the speeches willbe given in French, since that is oneof the two official languages of theLeague, English being the other. Theprocedure of the convention will bethat followed by the League when insession.Entertain GuestsEntertainment for the delegates isin the hands of a committee headedby Zelda Robbin. The program in¬cludes a dinner and dance for mem¬bers on Friday evening in Ida Noyeshall. Membex’s of the Political Sci¬ence department and their wives willbe guests of honor.Pope EndorsesWork of HansonCataloguing work done in the Vat-'ican library at Rome by American Ilibrary experts, among whom Profes¬sor J. C. M. Hanson, acting head ofthe University libraries, is included,has met with enthusiastic endorse¬ment by Pope Pius.Especially able to recognize theproblems and conditions attendingthe work since he was himself once alibiarian, the pope spent one hourSunday in examining the results sofar.The project, financed by the Car¬negie Foundation for InternationalPeace ,is of great impoi’tance sincescholars have never been able to usethe library to the fullest advantagebecause of incomplete cataloguing.Real Saloon PropsFeature Cube PlaysActual saloon properties collectedfrom the saloons and beauty shopson Fifty-fifth street have been prom¬ised by the directors of “Ten Nightsin a Barroom” to be presented atthe Cube Sunday night, April 8,John Janssen, director, who is be ¬ginning work on the production of“Mrs. Danes’ Defense” has issued acall for actors. Those interested havebeen asked to report tonight at 7:30at the Cube. Other plays to be giv¬en in the near future will be Ibsen’s“The Masterbuilders” and “Ghosts.” • Hoover, LowdenFind New RivalIn Lewis Baird(Letter received by The Daily Ma¬roon from presidential candidate notquite so well known to our politicalstaff, in the matter of probable pres¬idential timber, as, for instance, A1Smith or Frank 0. Lowden. Mr.Baird of Albion, Ill., advances somestriking arguments for his cause,and, judging from them, seems ahighly logical choice. The Daily Maroon declines to say at present how¬ever, whether it will back Mr. Baird,Mr. Smith, Mir. Hoover, or Mr. Low¬den.)The Daily Maroon.Editor:PresidentU. S. A. 1928Nomination at K. C., Mo.Louis A. BairdBAIRDa small man and a bald-headed bach¬elor age 49 yrs. lawyer, was a soldierboy in 1898 in Spain war. Cuba &P. Q. Baird, President a Native ofWabash river valley of Indiana andIllinois—Wabash valley Baird was acandidate years before others everthought of it.Baird is prepared studied “espe¬cially,”—years. Baird has them allbeaten in every Political point,Baird, most deserving, most ap¬propriate. young man. Baird is pray¬ing to God for your help to tell Na¬tional Republican delegates of Baird,most deserving such a “Gift.” BairdPresident U. S. A. young men tellthem Baird has not money to put pic-tures in the papers & etc.advertise to appear “Great.” butBaird got some votes of Nationaldelegates of 1920 at Chicago, couldhave had nomination too young—waited for 1928—all is going well.Baird deserves most Sirs, we shallhave time to remember I’ll sendSpecial “train” to bring you all tosee me in U. S. A. White HouseBaird is prepared mo.st deserving tellNational Republican delegates to wait—^get the one most deserving suchGift, of people, tell all who you can.Come on. lets meet at U. S.White Housein Washington D. C.T. V. SMITH SPEAKSTODAY ON RELIGIOUS,ECONOMIC RELATIONSProfessor T. V. Smith of the de¬partment of Philosophy will discussthe relation between economics andreligion tonight at 7:30 in the Grad¬uate Clubhou.se.He will explain how “The attemptof the good man to get the goods isthe one connecting thread that run.sthroughout economics, philosophy,idealism and religion. Man firstdesires these economic necessities;failing to get them, he turns to ideasthat is ideas of better ways to getthese things; failing the success ofthese ideas, man turns to ideals; fin¬ally man turns to deity and religion.”International GroupHears City Lawyer“The American Outlawry of WarProposal,” will be reviewed by Sam¬uel 0. Lewinson, well-known Chicagolawyer and lecturer at the Interna¬tional Student Discussion to bej hqld Sunday at 7:45 in the theaterI of Ida Noyes hall. Today’s ScheduleChampionship Games11a. m.—Jacksonville, Fla., vs.Alexandria, La.12 noon—Coeur d’ Alene, Ida¬ho, vs. Morris, Ala.3 p. m.—Canton, Ill., vs. Tulsa,Okla.4 p. m.—Stivers High, Dayton,O., vs. St. George, Utah.5 p. m.—Mize, Miss., vs. GrandForks, N. D.7 p. m.—Oregon, Mo., vs. Ash¬land, Ky.8 p. m.—Oak Park, III. vs. Vi¬enna, Ga.9 p. m.—Carr Creek, Ky., vs.Bristol, Conn.Consolation Games(Bartlett Gym.)9 a. m.—Rock Springs, Wyo.,vs. Catonsyille, Md.10 a. m.—Rutland, Vt., vs.Portsmouth, Va.1 p. m.—Spartansburg, S. C. vs.Naugatuck, Conn.2 p. m.—Everett, Mass., vs.Yankton, S. D.(Y. M. C. A. College Gym).2 p. m.—St. Paul, Neb., vs.Purdy, Tenn.3 p. m.—South Portland, Me.,vs. Wilmington, N. C.4 p. m.—Wheeling, W. Va., vs.Iron Mountain, Mich.5 p. m.—Berlin, N. H., vs. En¬glewood, Chicago. !jUniversity ChorusTreks for Wildsof Western IllinoisThe University choir last weeK Teltan urge (previously arranged for)to spread the gospel of good musicdownstate. They took unto them¬selves rubber-tired wheels and a fewpieces of music and set out to showthe inhabitants of Bloomington whatsort of chox'al goings-on thei’e areon the University campus. T/ansportation was furnished by the An ericanMotor coach company. It includedthe usual blow-out, the customarydetour, and a driver of an uncertainnationality and a restless tempera¬ment.In spite of much musical competi- jtion the choir drew a very fair houseand enthusiastic newspaper comment.The return trip was marked chief¬ly by the slaughter of unnumberedharmonies that lived but to an earlydeath, to the very considerable dis¬tress of sundry pedestrians encoun¬tered en route.The Bloomington Pantagraph said,“, . . the choir proved not only thatit knew how to sing but that it en¬joyed singing , . . Harmony thruoutwas perfect and mastery of cres¬cendo and of emphasis was marked. . . good voices remarkably trainedin every phase of music . . . verveand humor . . . concluded the pro¬gram on a note of thrilling pov.’erwhich suggested a well of untouchedvolume.”Seven Stations ToGive Game ScoresResults of the games of the Inter¬scholastic tournament wnll be broad¬cast over seven radio stations at theend of each game today, Friday andSaturday.The stations that will broadcastare: WMAQ, WLS, KYW, WEBH,WCFL, WMBB, WGN.“It is interesting to note that thesestations believe the public is interest¬ed enough to warrant such an under¬taking,” said Allan Miller. PLAN MAMMOTHPRODUCTION FORMANDEL BOARDSShow Demands Cast OfFifty and FifteenPrincipalsTrials for the cast of “The HouseThat Jack Built” will be held tonightat 7:30 in the Reynolds Club Thea¬tre. Bartlett Cormack, the newBlackfriars producer, will conductthe tryouts and get a line on the per¬sonnel of the troupe that will puton the six performances in May.Great OpportunityThe opening for actors is greaterthis year than ever before in Friarshistory, according to Ted Lockard,the Abbot. The actual roles demand¬ed by the book call for at least fiftymen, while the specialties and choruswill run the total number of men inthe production up to nearly a hun¬dred.It will be the biggest show theFriars have ever staged, and the Man-del hall stage will barely be adequateto hold the performers in some of thescenes and numbers. Producer Cor¬mack plans to bring the curtain downon a final chorus of a hundred men—the largest singing group ever toperform on the Mandel stage.Fifteen PrincipalsThere are about fifteen majorparts in the show, but the script de¬mands more finished parts in theshow, but the script demands morefinished acting for the minor rolesthan has been the case in any pre¬vious show. Because of the natureof the play, Cormack intends to di¬vorce the fantasy action which con¬sumes most of the time taken up bythe show from the chorus and ope-cialty numbers.So for the fii’st time in Blackfriarscai’eer, acting as such will be at apremium. A good actor who was apoor singer never had much of achance in the shows up to this year,for the musical end was stressedmore than the comedy part of it.Emphasize ContinuityThe principals of the show willnot have to be able to emulate theKelly Stables waiters, and for thatreason the plot of the fantasy willprobably be put over more convinc¬ingly than has been usual in pastshows. The singing and dancing andother specialties will be there, too,but “The House That Jack Built”distinctly will not be a series ofvaudeville acts.Professors AttendClassical MeetingDr. Robert J. Bonner, chairman ofthe Greek department; Dr. BertholdL. Ullman, professor of Latin; andDr. Gertrude E. Smith, assistant pro¬fessor of Greek, left yesterday toattend the annual convention of theClassical Association of the MiddleWe.st and South to be held today, to¬morrow and Saturday in Nashville,Tennessee.The convention is planned for highschool, college and university pro¬fessors for the purpose of discussingvarious topics pertaining to the class¬ics. Vanderbilt university, Peabodycollege and Ward Belmont will en¬tertain the members of the associa¬tion during their stay in Nashville.IPage Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. APRIL 5. 1928i Eift iatlg iiarimnI FOUNDED IN 1901( THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublighed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per srear ; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLI Telephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,I Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 rings' EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTI Men. Harry Kletzky —I Chairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharKe H. G<x>d Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorI Edwin Levin Day EditorI Robert McCormack Day EditorI Dexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorI Womeni Margaret Dean Junior EditorI Harriet Harris Junior ElditorI Mary Bowen Literary EditorI Elizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore ^itor^Aldean Gibboney .Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da"’«''n ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher ...Advertising ManagerRobert Klein „Adverti8ing ManagerHubert Lovew»Il AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerElarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Bigr.Richard Grossman Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresenUtiveSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentDEXTER WRIGHT MASTERS, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of iks Yomr Book.9. Abolition of E-\l and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.NON-RAH-RAHING RECONCILED WITH RAH-RAHThere are many students in every university—some say toomany—who are in the university for study only. They do notpartake of what is termed the collegiate spirit. They are not onthe ’varsity teams nor have they any recondite or apparent hank¬ering to be on one. When they attend athletic events, if they do,they are neither cheer leaders nor cheer-led. College spirit, whichis inevitably bound up with athletic events, is something second¬ary to them. Often that is bemoaned, dolefully. Actually it isnot something about which to become alarmed.We have been careful in saying that these ultra-serious stu¬dents do not partake of what is termed the collegiate spirit. Itwould be wrong and inaccurate to say that they have no collegespirit at all. They have. It is impossible to believe that anyonecan remain in an institution of his own free will without havingit. We become attached to every institution to which we belong.We have a love for our country for no other reason than that itis our country. A Liberian is just as patriotic as is an American.We have a love for members of our family because they are mem¬bers of our family. They can be rogues to everyone else, but welove them, because we belong to them and they belong to us. Itis the same with every college student, we feel, in his attitude to-w’ard his college. Students at the University of Podunk are justas proud of their alma mater as are the students at Harvard.The serious student somet'mes becomes confused about hisattitude toward college spirit because it is so bound up with ath¬letics, things in which his inten st is small. How can he show hislove for his college by shouting and singing of its athletic achieve¬ments and its athletes and its coaches when he is not interestedespecially in any of them? And if he doesn’t he has a secretguilty feeling that he is an outcast, that there is something wrongwith him.The answer to the problem, we feel, is that college athleticsand the spirit surrounding them, should be considered as a sym¬bol, at least from an ideological standpoint. For example, prac¬tically all of our college songs are about sports. We sing “Wavethe flag of old Chicago” and we mean to wave it on the gridironand no place else. That may be repulsive to the student who isin the university to study and who takes pride, not on sports, butin study.But if that student considers this: for what should we “Wavethe flag of old Chicago?” For Prof. Michaeleson’s experiments?For research work in the Arthurian legends? For an expert dis¬cussion of a toad in Biology? The drollness of any such pro¬cedure is apparent. The flag waving is a natural way of expressingemotion. It is good for us. We crave it. But we have to waveit—we have to rah-rah—for something which fits in with thespirit. Athletics and athletic contests do. But, again, the wholething ought to be looked on as a symbol. Athletics and the ath¬letic spirit should not be viewed as an end in itself When it be¬comes that then we say that it is "worthless and does not belongon the college campus.But if the spirit engendered by athletics is viewed as a chan¬nel for all of the very admirable emotion of love for one’s collegethen even the most serious-minded of students can easily becomereconciled to it. OFFICIAL NOTICESThursday, April 5Radio Lectures: “Theories of Per¬sonality.” Assistant Professor ArthurG. Bills. 8. Station WMAQ. “Eng¬lish Usage”. Dr. Mildred E. Lambert.10. WMAQ.I Meeting of the Board of Social Ser-{ vice and Religion, 4:30. Swift 101.Graduate Club of Economics andI Business. “Economics and the Philo¬sopher.” Professor T. V. Smith ofI Philosophy. 7:30. Graduate clubhouse.Radio Lecture; “Putting Across anIdea.” George Pidot, 7:40. WMAQ. Four Hundred MenHere For TourneyMrs. F. M. Seibel, Mrs. H. O. Cris-ler, and Mrs. J. S. McLaughlin, whoare in charge of registration of teamsas they arrive for the basketball tourn¬ament, announced yesterday afternoonfrom their headquarters in the TrophyRoom of Bartlett gymnasium that ap¬proximately 400 men, representing 38teams, had registered.Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Professor Shirley J.Case of History department of EarlyChristianity. 11:50. Joseph Bond cha¬pel.Religious service, conducted by theDivinity faculties, for members ofthe University. Professor ShirleyJackson'Case. Bond Chapel. 11:50.Fellows Club: “The Approach ofBiology and of Doplimacy to Pop¬ulation Problems.” Associate Profes¬sor Sewall Wright of the Economic?department and Professor QuincyWright of the Political Science de¬partment.Graduate Club of Economics andBusiness: “Economics and the Phil¬osopher,” Professor T. V. Smith ofthe Philosophy department. 7:30,Graduate Clubhouse.Radio Lectures: “English Usage.”Dr. Mildred E. Lambert of the Eng¬lish department. 10, WMAQ.“Putting Across an Idea,” Mr.George Pidot of the Public Speakingdepartment.Friday, April 6Good Friday Service, “The Crossin Religious Experience,” ProfessorTheodore Soares of the PracticalTheology department* Rev. N. L.Tibbetts, presiding, 12, Mandel hall.Public Lecture (Downtown): “TheModern Races,” Professor Fay Coop¬er-Cole of the Anthropology depart¬ment. 6:45, the Art Institute.Late AfternoonDowntown Classesfor College Students3:30 to 5 P. M.Specializing in Shorthandand TypewritingTrainingAn opportunity for intensive instruc¬tion with all the facilities of this pre¬eminent business school directed towardrapid and certain maatery of shorthandand typewritins.Next College ClassBegins March 20Housed in spacious, delightful quartersoverlooking beautiful Wacker Drive.Gregg SchoolHome of Gregg Shortliand225 N. Wabash Ave.State 1881 Chicago =Enjoys Canof Tobacco16 Years OldWaxahachie, TexasMav 18, 1926Larus & Bro. 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Score 43-29. arfjeS a Soon Carr Creek upsets Austinfavorites, 25-18.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1928OAK PARK STAYS IN RUNNING ,43-29Loaii ROIL UP HIGH SCOREOF TOURNAMENT; nnSA SWAMPSWINnELD; CARR CREEK WINSKentuckians Play Great Game To Beat Out Touted AustinOutfit; Canton and Tulsa Meet InFeature Game Tomorrow(Ccintimied from papo 1)thouprh he shared the glory with ev¬ery one of his team mates. He prov¬ed himself to be one of the outstand¬ing players of the tournament, direct¬ing the play of his team like a vet¬eran.Texas put up a great exhibitionof basketball, but Carr Creek dis¬played an indomitable fighting heartthat carried them on to victory. CarrCreek led at the half, 11-9, and dueto the eagle eye of Stamper, increas¬ed its land substantially in the secondhalf. Sellars. Chote, and Burr starredfor Austin.LineupCarr Creek, Ky. (25) B FT PB. Adams, f 2 0 0G. Adams, f 10 2Stamper, c 6 0 0Madden, g 2 12Hale, g 10 3Austin, Texas (18)Burr, f 111Chote, f 13 0Sellars, c 4 0 1Vernon, g 10 2Sparks, g 0 0 1Pine Bluff, 13; Bristol, 14Tw'o evenly matched teams wageda battle last night that needed onlya basket to turn the tide, but thetide held for Bristol, Connecticut,enabling them to no.se out Pine Bluffin one of the classics of the tourna¬ment thus far. 14-13. Bristol led atthe half, 10-6.The lead see-sawed back and forththroughout the contest, neither teambeing able to hold its advantage verylong. The fine guarding of bothquintet.s held the scoring down.For Bristol, Zctarski proved to bethe outstanding luminary, helpinghimself to 4 ba.skets, and giving afine all around exhibition. Johnsonsank 3 ba.skets for Pine B'uff.LineupPine Bluff. Ark. 13; B FT PDrake, f 0 0 1Mochen, f 111Coperton, c 0 2 2 Johnson, gWining, gBristol, Conn 14Rao, fZetarski, fBirrghoff, cHugrei, gWhite, gRobertsGoodrichBy Albert ArkulesVienna, Ga. 42; Yankton, S. D. 21Vienna, cotton state’s champion,and defeated by Morton in last year’.';tournament by a single point, begana new drive for national honors lastnight by decisively trimming Yank¬ton, South Dakota, considered astrong contender, by the one-sidedscore of 42-21. Yankton saved them¬selves from a bad beating by com¬ing up from a 20-1 handicap at theend of the first quarter.Th? southern team displayed abrand of offensive basketball thatLineupVienna, Ga., 42; B FT PHarne, f .5 3 0B. Waters, f 5 11Rowes, c 12 2Withcer, g 2 0 1G. Walters, g 0 0 3Hill, c 10 1Speers 4 0 0Yankton, S. D. 21Binder, f 3 10Smith, f 3 3 2Jenson, c 011Hammon, c 0 12UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty QjJycajuJcA-■ ▼ ■iB^BLACKSTOnET I P.M-COMTirMAJlOU.©-IIRM^5 - Big Vaudeville Acta • 5andLATEST FEATUREPHOTO PLAYSNew ShowSun. and Thurs.WEEK NIGHT 6ARGAIN PRICESlOOO I xoooBALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATSso<TOWERSnSH BRAND VARSITY SLICKERSThe most stjllsh and practical rainy daygarments for college men and women.ASK FOR FISH BRANDSLICKERS BY NAMEYOtTR DEALERHAS THEM THE GENUINE WATERPROOFOILED CLOTHINGVARIETY OF STYLESAND COLORSA J TOWER CO. BOSTON MASSsas Wisconsin OarsmenSeek The WaterGloom is a thing of the past inthe camp of Wisconsin’s crew forthe ice has gone and the watersof Lake Mendota are open. TheBadger oarsmen have desertedtheir rowing machines in the mus¬ty gymnasium annex to brave thechilly lake breezes in their dailyjaunts along the ice-lined shores.Rough water and floating icemake it impossible to use the reg¬ulation shells, which are too frailto stand such punishment. Themen are working in the heavierbarges which are unwieldy butmuch better tools for practicethan the rowing machines.St. Clair, gSteinbach, gThomasMcCarthy 0 0 2Oil1 0 00 0 0had Yankton hopelessly outclassedfrom the start. The under the bas¬ket work of Vienna was deadly whiletheir passing dazzled Yankton.For the winners. Hill,’Waters, andHarne scored at will. Yankton’s highpoint men were Smith and Binder.Oak Park 43; Everett 29Fighting with untiring pep andsetting a heart-breaking pace, theOak Park prepsters swamped the fivefrom Everett, Mass., by the largestscore made so far in the Interschol-astic tourney 43 to 29. The ladsfrom Oak Park had a very effective offense and they used it with killingresults on the Massachusetts squad.From the very start, and throughoutthe whole game, Oak Park was theobvious winner. At the end of thequarter, the score was already 16-3and at the half it was 25-12, andfrom then on the suburban champsmade two tallies to every one ofEverett’s.Bill Pyott, brother of Jim Pyott,U. of C. football coach, was the starof the game and is tied with Stam¬per of Carr Creek in the number ofbaskets scored. This blone cyclonemade nine baskets and rung in twofree throws for good measure. Brain-hall, Oak Park’s captain, also playeda stellar game, scoring four basketsand eight free throws.Oak Park, Ill. 43 B F PBernard 102Bramhall 4 8 2Pyott 9 2 1Temple 112Meese 10 4Total 16 11 11Everett, Mass. 29 B F PPagliuca 0 2 2Fisher 610Atwood 2 0 4Graff am 0 3 1Kurhan 3 0 3Charleon 0 11Total 11 7 11Tulsa, 26; Winnfield. 19Displaying a title-brand of bas¬ketball with close guarding and sharpshooting, Tulsa, Okla., sprang an up¬set on the much touted Winnfield,Kansas, five by a 26 to 19 score. The Michigan Ball TeamAlso Goes SouthMichigan’s Varsity baseballsquad, numbering 15, togetherwith Coach Ray Fisher and train¬ing staff, leaves Friday evening forthe annual spring training jauntin the south. The opening gamewith the University of Cincinnation April 7, will be followed withgames with Vanderbilt on April9-10; Clemson College on April11-12 and with the University ofGeorgia, at Athens, on April 13-14.Eight out of Michigan’s ninefirst-string men have won M’s inbaseball and as far as fielding andgeneral defensive plays goes,Michigan has a great team. Justwhat Fisher’s aggregation can dooffensively remains to be seen.game was one of the fastest andhardest yet played in the tourna¬ment. The winners took the lead atthe first of the second quarter andheld it throughout the remainder ofthe battle. The Kansans missed manyshort shots. Jerome with five buc¬kets and Moorman with three bas¬kets and three free throws starred forthe winners. Schmidt’s play was out¬standing for the losers.Tulsa, Okla. 26JeromeMcMennemyHatmanWillisMoormon B F00103 WOMEN’S SPORTSALREADY STARTEDGolf and Archery ClassesFilledAccording to Miss Gertrude Baileythe program of the women’s depart¬ment of Physical Education is al¬ready running at full tilt.The out-of-doors sports are verypopular. The four classes of golf andthe three sections of archery are al¬ready filled to capacity and the ten¬nis groups are rapidly filling up.More candidates are needed for allof the inter-class baseball teams.Women interested in the sport areurged to come out for the teams.Points toward membership in W. A.A. are given to the members of eachteam. This should be an added in¬ducement.Winfield, KansasScmidtWhitsonSidwellCochranePMnkHicksMyersBruce 194 2 03 0 10 100 0 30 0 010 00 0 00 0 0Canton 28; Fort Collins, Colo. 15Playing the same type of a delib¬erate stalling game that Morton, lastyear’s national champs did. Canton,Illinois title-holders, downed Fort(Continued on page 4)ONE OUT OF EVERY FOUR SMOKERSWILL BACK THIS OP:We STATE it as our hon¬est belief that the tobaccosused in Qiesterfield ciga¬rettes are of finer qualityand hence of better tastethan in any other cigaretteat the price.Liggett & Myebs Tobacco Co.TBEVREyT MlUy and yelTHEY SATISFYChesterfieldCl G /I RETTESPage FourTHE G. A. SAGA(To G. A.—Whose Cousin Herbert IFrom Pittsburg Ate a Lot ofFood When He Came toour Home for Dinner) IXX. Cousin Herbert’s Appetite |I asked you to dine at my fair dom- |icile;Yet, this striking fact I cannot re¬concile: IThough beautifully mannered and ,cultured and such, |You surely surprised us—You ate toodamn much!I gasped and 1 gaped at your month'sfast contortions.Helpless. I handed you two andthree portions.Before 1 go further allow me tostate, YourWays took advantage of my nice-good-nature.You schemeingly thought that by eat¬ing that wayWe’d have nothing left for our lunchthe next day.The joke was on you—All the thingswe were munchin’Were just the remains of the DAY-BEFORE’S luncheon!WE are strong for statistics. Webelieve they prove things. Considera^ain. for example, the two boys onthe Austin. Texas, quintet who we *referred to last Tuesday. Sellars,the center, is six foot six inches tall.He scored three uhndred and ninety-five points during the season. Histeam-mate, Chote, five foot fourinches—scored two hundred andeighty-four points. Thus, the form¬er ran up one hundred and elevenmore points than did the latter; also,Sellars had an advantage of fourteeninches in height. Each extra inch,therefore, was good for seven andnine-tenths points; each extra footfor ninety-four and eight-tenthspoints; each extra yard for two hun¬dred and eighty-tenths points; eachextra mile for four hundred andninety-three thousand, seven hundredand eighteen ad four-tenths points!In other words, if Chote—-the smallerof the two stayed his normal sizeand Sellars attained a height equal tothe distance from the earth to themoon (two hundred thousand mUes).then Mr. Sellars would shoot ninety-eight billion, seven hundred and for¬ty-three million, six hundred andeighty thousand points more thanMr. Chote in the course of a basket¬ball season I . . . . One can hardlybelieve one’s eyes these days.THE Phi Gams are housing theteam from St. Paul. Nebraska. ThisSt. Paul gang took no chances; in¬stead of trusting themselves to thefabled hospitality of the Phi Gamhearth and home, they carried wit’’them twenty gallons of drinking wa¬ter drawn from wells Rack in tinOld Backyard in Nebraska. The fluidwas transported in ^our five-gallonjugs—(figure it out for your<!elf:four times five equal twenty)—an-l.at the rate of eight glasses of wa¬ter per man per day. an apportion¬ment duly approved by the MedicalProfession, should just lost them un¬til the conclusion of the Interschol¬astic. We suppose they will thenleave the empty jugs at the Phi GamHouse. This is typical of the Phi 1Gams, themselves, who can invari¬ably be found leaving the jug.—GEO-GFast Play MarksSecond Round OfPrep Tournament^Continued from sports page)Collins, Colo.. 28 to 1.5. The winnersoffense in the 1st half was particul¬arly effective running up fourteenpoints to Colorado’s four. Becauseof the style of play the game wasslow and uninteresting. Canton heldthe lead from the opening minutes ofthe game.Fort Collin*, Colo. 15 BSodenForsburgSargentBassettDavisCrommer F110030 THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. APRIL 5. 1928Canton, III. 28EddySchnellMaceCardosiColemanCormackPschiniverBrown B F P0 0 20 1 22 0 25 1 05 2 00 0 00 0 00 0 0IDayton, O., 35; St. Paul. Neb. 30Stivers High School of Dayton, Ohio,eliminated St. Paul, Nebraska by a 35to 30 score in the first game of themorning. The tilt was a free scoringaffair. Colburn was the “big gun” forthe victors with eight field goals and fourfree throws.Grand Fork*, 33; Wilmington 17In what was a close game until thelast three minutes of play when thevictors scored fifteen tallies in that time.Grand Fork, N. D.. defeatd Wilming¬ton, N. C. The North Dakotans showedexcptional power in the last minute rallywhen they ran wild. Puchener and Clin¬ton lead the winners and Olson playedwell for the southerners.Oregon 23; Spartanburg 13In a game that wa« draggy in spiteof some very fine talent on both teams,Oregon, Missouri swamped their rivalsfrom Spartanburg South Carolina by a23 to 13 score. The game was evenmore decisive than the score seems mindicate. McIntyre, .stellar Missouriforward, played a strong game andone of the outstanding players that havecompeted so far. As the competitionwas so weak, howevr, Oregon’s victoryis not very significant.S. Portland 19; Mize 29Sweeping through to a whirlwind sec¬ond half finish after a rather poor firsthalf showing, Mize, Mississippi took theele\Ti o'clock first round game fromSouth Portland of Maine by a score of29 to 19. At the end of the first halfthe Mississippi lads were on the smallend of a 12 to 19 tally but opened up fastwhen they came back with an offensethat looked good. Dixon, center for thewinners was high point man with six potshots and two free throws.A*hland 20; Naugatuck 13By a 20 to 13 score, the .Ashland Highlads, winners of the Kentucky all-statechampionship overcame the quintet fromNaugatuck, Conn. The latter team wasexpected to win as they hold the North¬western Atlantic States championship.None of the players showed any startlingability but good and consistent team workshowing plenty of practice was exhibitedby both of the squads.St. George, 36; Purdy, Tenn. 20The second game of the morning fea¬tured the St. George, Utah and the PurdyScbfK;! at Selmer, Tennessee. The tiltwas one of the most evenly matched ofthe tournament altho the score does notindicate tlie fact The start was speedyand play was fast up until the final gun.The final score was 36-20, in favor of theUtah boys, Purdy took the lead at thestart but was spedily overhauled and at jthe quarter held thes hort end of 10-4. jTht y never recovered from this rally andat tile half had only managed to chalk up8 .against their opponent’s 19. AlthoughPurdy tried hard, the St. George liov'were continuously ahead. ' ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)In the colleges the better profs, say,“I think thus, and I hope you do to.But if you think SO, why, morepower to you.” And that’s the charmof a good professor. But in the LawSchool things, sadly, are not so or¬dered.Those in the know tell me that thissort of thing is inevitable where thestudy pursued is an exact, preciseone. Well and good. If there are de¬tails to be learned in one form andno other, let us learn them. then.But once we have learned them,may’nt we have the privilege ofdoubting them or even,—horror ofhorrors,—discussing the purport ofthem? The whole fault in the meth¬od of teaching law as practised hereis that it deadens the mental in¬itiative of even the the least inhib¬ited psuedo law-clerk.All in ail, I’ve been wretched sinceI’ve been in the Law School. But Iwouldn’t quit it right now. I’m get¬ting a most tremendous pleasure outof watching the antics of the young¬sters. out of hearing the Doctors de¬claim. and out of allowing myself tofeel slightly superior to the averagerun. It helps me to keep my shirt-tail flying in the breeze with theproper brashness. I have no respectany more for the Law, but the studyof it, with all its bickerings andequivocations,—while it riles me,—amuses me considerably. So all iswell,—Robert J. BenderCLASSIFIED ADSROOMS—With running water,newly remodeled and beautifullydecorated. Especiallly furnishedfor students. Showers. Singlerooms $4, $5, $6. Double rooms $4and $5 per person. 5558 Ellis Av¬enue. Two blocks north of CobbHall.LOST—Large cameo pin set ingold. Heirloom. Reward if returnedto M. de Coningh, 4815 Kenwood Av¬enue, Drexel 0303.WANTED—Girl student to earnJ. H. 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