Vol. 28. No. 81.AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 650 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Box O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclooetheir name on a separate slip.Editor’s Note:Von Ephesus seems to have creat¬ed something. Two days after hisarticle appeared “We Praise Co-Edu¬cation’’ came in a special deliveryletfer. You see, Miss Montagne, wewaited for the day when we cameup to the front for the answer.“WE PRAISE CO-EDUCATION’’By Erline Montagne^ “It’s not their clothes, but theirbrains that count. Of course I be¬lieve in co-education.’’Miss Sophonisba Breckinridge andI had been talking about the moderncollege woman, not the woman whois striving to make a place for her¬self in the world, but the woman whois trying to make a world fit for her¬self and posterity.This is a democratic age. Menhave fought for it on battlefields ofsmoke and blood. Men have diedfor the treasure of democracy. Butit was a dull, and incomplete treas¬ure until women, too, w'ere giventheir freedom. In the universitiesof today they are achieving the truedemocratic ideal; PVeedom for all.Mr. von P'phesus, in this column yes¬terday, mentioned Memocratic co¬operation for the development ofcreative personalities. He talks ofdemocracy, yet he discounts thew'omen, and assumes a mediaevalattitude of mind. There cannot bea true democracy with one half ofthe world subjected to the dictatesof the other half.Mr. von Ephesu.^ further thinksthat women are a hindrance to crea¬tive personalities. They are a hin¬drance, 1 grant, to the mediocre crea¬tors who seek recognition. Forwomen, in their brief period of free¬dom, have shown that they, too, cancreate. No. They have not donethe w'orld’s most beautiful building.They have not written the most clas¬sical of all our literature. To themwe give no credit as statesmen. Butthey are just beginning. Man, be¬cause of his physical strength, andthe alacrity of his selfish mind, hasbeen successful in subjecting womanto his rule. He has developed in hersense of inferiority, and he has soinfluenced society that now her the¬oretical freedom is hampered by so¬cial hindrances. Yet, in the faceof these difficulties woman is creat¬ing. She has learned how to helpmake this world beautiful with paint¬ings, and fine literature. She haseven learned the tricks of the poli¬tical game so well she plays them tothe advantage of the democraticspirit. Woman is idealistic. Shestands for world-wide fraternity thather sons may live for somethingother than war, for liberty that allmay be happy, and for equality thatshe may have the power to achieveher ideals.Women can create, and how willmen experience, or even know of thecompetition which they are givingunless our schools are co-education-al? It is not true that women ham¬per creative personalities. Theystimulate them. They bring addedthought into the field. In manycases they surpass the mediocrity ofthat which is produced by man.This stimulated competition whichthey bring into the world is firstfelt in the colleges. Let the grad¬uate of a man’s school with all hiscreative ability enter a world wherewomen have their place. Discour¬aged at the thoughts of such strongcompetition, never before consider¬ed, he will lose his cocky conceptionsof his creations. But educate thesame man in a co-educational school.He will begin to create in the stim¬ulating atmosphere of friendly com¬petition. 'Whether he or a woman(Continued on page 2) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14. 19281ilamTH parkpr l|aU - - lBri-132BColleagues Mourn Death of Hall;“Loss Irreparable” Says Woodward \Y.M.C.A. ChoosesKincaid, Pidot, andHaydon As LeadersWalter Kincaid was elected presi¬dent of the Y. M. C. A. by the elec¬tions held yesterday in which GeorgePidot was given the vice-presidencyand Harold Hayden was made sec¬retary. An exceptional turnoutshowed fifty-eight votes cast, twentymore than last year, while the com-^petition for all offices was veryclose.Kincahl was vice-president of theorganization two years ago, butwas forced to leave school on ac¬count of illness. He will be a seniorin the fall. Pidot is an a.ssistant in-.structor in Public speaking in theUniversity, and is active as chair¬man of the Debaters Union. HaroldHaydon is a sophomore and has beenactive on campus, receiving his num¬erals in track in his freshman yearand being now a hurdler on the Var¬sity team.The new and old cabinet is sched¬uled to meet in a joint conference |on April first, at w^hich time the newofficers will be inaugurated, and theprogram for the coming year willbe discussed. All of the men electedhave a scholastic average of fivepoints or over.Name Shorey, LaingHonorary MembersOf Classical ClubDr. Paul Shorey, head of theGreek department, and Dr. GordonJ. Laing, head of the Latin depart¬ment, will be initiated as honorarymembers of Eta Sigma Phi, todayat 3:30 in Classics. Since Classics20, the room ordinarily used for themeetings is not obtainable, the mem¬bers of the classical honor societywill be notified, when another roomhas been decided upon. “Agamem¬non Returns Home’’ will be read,and games will be played followingthe initiation.This is the last meeting of thequarter. Plans will be made at alater date for the spring activitiesof the club, including the annualpresentation of a classical play. By Milton S. MayerColleagues of Dean James ParkerHall, informed of his death lastnight, expressed their grief on theloss of the man who was their friend,inspiration, and leader.In the absence of President MaxMason, Vice-president Frederick C.Woodward, fellow-professor of DeanHall in the Law School, issued theUniversity’s statement. “We are allterribly shocned by the sudden dea;hof Dean Hall. He was a skilfhl ad¬ministrator, a stimhlacing teacher,and a scholar of national reputationin the field of constitutional law.“Loss Irreparable’’“Everyone who knew him admiredhis clarity of mind, soundness ofjudgment, and friendly, affectionatenature. lie was greatly beloved byhis colleagues and by thousand, ofhis student.s. Ills loss seems irrepar¬able.’’According to Professor ErnstFreund, another pioneer of the LawSchool. “Professor Hall was the firstchoice of Professor Beale to becomea member of the newly organizedLaw' School which Professor Bealewas asked to direct at the Univer¬sity in 1902. It w’as soon evidentthat Mr. Hall was to become head ofthe Law School when ProfessorBeale returned to Harvard.“Dean Hall was a man of remark¬able personal force and executiveability, with intellectual gifts of thehighest order. As a national author¬ity on constitutional law Dean Hal!was prominent in the work of theAmerican Law Institute.”Bigelow Tells HistoryProf. Harry A. Bigelow tells ofDean Hall’s work in the building ofthe Law School in which they wereassociated. ^‘Professor Hall was as¬sociated with the Law School fromits beginning. For the first two yearshe was co-dean with Professor Bealeof Harvard. After that FhrofessorHall was sole dean.“Professor Hall combined and em¬ployed to a remarkable degree theabilities of the administrator andthose of the scholar. During hisdeanship he gave his unremitting careand attention to the administrationof the law school both on matters of internal administration and in itsrelations to the University at large.“One of Leading Authorities”“He W’as also an active participantin matters of general University ad¬ministration and policy. Concurrent¬ly with these administrative tasks hedeveloped his ability in various as¬pects of law. He specialized in tortsand in constitutional law. His collec¬tion of cases on the latter is one ofthe best in the country, and he wasuniversally recognized as one of theleading authorities in that branch ofthe law.”Said Professor Edward W. Hin¬ton : “I became associated with DeanHall in the Spring of 1913. For fif¬teen years there has been noone with w’hom I have been more in¬timately a.ssociated in everyway. He was the most kindly, genialman I have ever known. The Univer¬sity has lost a great legal scholar; inthe field of constitutional law hestood alone. But I have lost afriend.”“Truly Great Mind”Professor George P. Bogert, an¬other of Dean Hall’s intimates anda.ssociates, made, this statement: “InDean Hall’s death we feel the lossof a loyal and beloved friend, andthe passing of a great force for goodin legal education. For twenty-fiveyears he has put his mind and heartinto the upbuilding of our LawSchool.“He was a national figure as anadministrator, teacher, scholar, andproponent of law reform. He had aI truly great mind and a masterfuli power of expression and debate. Theimportance of his strong and whole¬some personality will long be seen inthe institution he built, in the livesof the hundreds who have passedthrough his classes, and in the manymovements for the betterment oflaw and its administration which heaided.”The news of Dean Hall’s death didnot reach Dean of the CollegesChauncey S. Boucher until last night.“Feeling as keenly as I do the lossof such a true friend,” he said, “Ican think only of the members ofhis family in their sorrow and be¬reavement.”1 Members AppointedTo New ExecutiveCabinet Of YWCAThe following twelve women havebeen appointed members of the Y.W. C. A, executive cabinet by Bet¬ty White, the newly elected presi¬dent, at the Friendship dinner heldlast night in Ida Noyes hall: MelbaSchumaker, Mary Abbot, MarcellaKoerber, Peg I ringle, Dorothy Car¬ter, Eleanor Rhoads, Priscilla Kel¬logg, Florence Stackhouse SinahKitzing, Helen McDougal, FrancesCarr, and Miriam Miller. They wereselected to their positions, the high¬est in the Y. W. C. A., because oftheir previous activity in the Y. W-committees.Contrary to the former customthese women were not given any spe¬cific positions as heads of the vari¬ous committees, but were merelymade members of the cabinet group.FEDERATION GIVESDINNER FOR SIXTYNEW COUNCILLORSSixty upper class councillors willbe installed at a Federation dinnerheld tonight at 6 in the sun parlorof Ida Noyos hall. They are: IreneBuoscio, Dorothy Butler, DorothyCarter, Louise Cosgrove. Clair Davis,Frances Dee, Lucia Downing, Gen¬eva Duval, Helen Eaton. DorothyEinsheimer, Helen Field, Marie Gal-pern, Betty Galt, Sally Garrell, Hel¬en Garber, Frances Hallinan, Rosa¬lind Hamm, Bertha Heimerdinger,Amy Heimick, Frances Holmes, Leti-tia Ide, Samuela Kaver, Alice Kelly,Suzanne Kern, Agnes Kerr, MarcellaKoerber, Dorothy Lee, Mary GraceLongwell, Katherine Madison, MaryMaize, Helen McDougall, Ruth Mc¬Neil, Frances Nelson, Mary Noyes,Muriel Parker, Vera Mae Pool, Mar¬cella River, Irene Rudnick, KathrynSandmeyer, Rosalie Schultz, MelbaSchumacher, Jean Searcy, Carol Si¬mons, Helene Simon, Mary Sjostrom,Dorothy Sylvester, Frances Tobey,Helen Walter, Marie Wendland, Bet¬ty White, Alice von Keller and Eve¬lyn Young. ILLNESS PROVESFATAL TO HEADOF LAWJCHOOLWas Recovering FromOperation; PresidedFor 23 YearsProfessor James Parker Hall,pioneer of the University LawSchool and its Dean for twenty-three years, died yesterday after¬noon at 2:30 at St. Luke’s Hospi¬tal. He was convalescing froman operation for stomach' ulcerswhen an embolism occurred, theresult of a blot clot reaching thej heart.I Dean Hall was removed from1 his home at 1308 East 58thj Street a week ago last Friday toI undergo an operation. Dr.Harold Jones of St. Luke’s Hos¬pital successfully performed theoperation, with Dr. James Rich¬ard Greer, of the Rush MedicalCollege, in attendance. DeanHall was recuperating rapidly,and yesterday morning announc-j ed h is intention of returning tohis work at an early date.I Came To University in 1902His two sons, Livingston andJanies Parker, Jr,, both of themalumni of the University, were atonce summoned from the East forthe funeral, which is set for Fridayat 2:30 in Bond chapel. Livingston isin the law office of Elihu Root inNew York and Parker is doing grad¬uate work at Harvard. Dean Hall issurvived by these two sons and hiswidow, Mrs. Evelyn Movius Hall.James Parker Hall was born atFrewsburg. New York, in 1871. Hetook his A. B. at Cornell, and hisLL.B. at Harvard, and was admittedto the bar in 1897. He practiced lawand taught at the Buffalo LawSchool in Buffalo for three years. In1900 he went to Leland Stanford, Jr.Univei'sity, where he was AssociateProfessor of Law until 1902’ when hecame to the University at the found¬ing its Law School. In 1904 he wasmade dean, and continued in thatcapacity until his death.Served In WarDuring the Great War Dean Hallwas a Major, Judge, Advocate, inthe United States Army. From 1922until 1925 he was a member of theBoard of Trustees of Cornell Uni¬versity. He was a member of theAmerican Judicature Society, pastpresident of the American Associa¬tion of Law Schools, a member ofthe executive committee of theAmerican Law Institute, and chair¬man of the research committee ofthe Commonwealth Fund.He was a member of Phi BetaKappa, the Quadrangle club, theLaw club, and the City club, and theauthor of “Constitutional Law,” •“Cases on Constitutional Law,” andvarious articles in legal publications.Spar go Talks ToScandinavian ClubJohn W. Sprago, professor atNorthwestern University and a not¬ed author on social orders, will lec¬ture on the “Elarly Critical Theoriesof George Brandes,” at the Scandi¬navian club in Ida Noyes hall to¬morrow evening at 7:45.Professor Sprago has written sev¬eral highly regarded works on social-im, industrialism, and syndicalism,and his talk is one that has beenkeenly anticipated by members ofScandinavian club. During the sum¬mer quarter Professor Sprago 'willconduct a series of lectures at theUniversity.rage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 14, 1928atljf Sailg JHaronnFOUNDED IN 1»(HTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublighed mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year e.xtra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago PostofTice, Chicago, Illinois, Maix'h13, 1906. under the act of March 3. 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ol publication of any materialapi>earing in this pai'er.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephcues: Z’^itorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenHarry KletzkyChairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S.. Mayer News EditorCharK-s H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day ElditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day ElditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior ElditorHarriet Harris Junior ElditorMary Bowen Literary ElditorElizabeth Taylor Society ElditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore Elditor|.Mdean Gibboney Sophomore Elditor SPORT'* DEPARTMENTRobert Stern ..._ SporU EditorV’ictor Roterus Sports ElditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8—«nn Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovevell „...AuditorJack McBnady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation Assistant■lames Rutter Circulation Assistant.\ngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentEDWIN LEVIN* Night Editor: I. t THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiath*e in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of MvLsic.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement of the )^eat Book.9. Abolition of £’-11 and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society,.NEWSPAPERS AND THE STUDENTIT has become a habit in the morning “Tribune” to greet all* student movements either for political reform, or for inter¬national good will with derision. A student referendum on aleague of nations is laughed at. Backers of the universal draftlaw are fools. Young men who decry killing each other, and sayso, are pacifists. The newspaper’s stand is apparently that youngpeople who are going to school go there to study, and should becontent to watch the wheels go ’round without attempting to con¬trol them. They must learn, and be ruled and chastened. Theycannot expect to know as much about Mexico as does the Chi¬cago “Tribune.”And so, it becomes evident that students entering a univer¬sity must thereby renounce their citizenship and the world. Theybecome celibates and innocents for a drink at the fountain ofknowledge. For the glory of learning they resign competency andindividuality. But, we might ask, what of the students who areabove voting age? And what of those who must lead the dualexistence of earning a living in the outer world, and of attendingschool at the same time? Must these, too, forsake participationin things which concern them?It is time that the intolerant press attitude became a bit moreenlightened. Probably half of the students in the country areabove the voting age; and at least seventy-five percent of themearn their own livings. They do not enter college with the under¬standing that they thereby lose the right to their own opinions.Nor do they propose to take their opinions from a newspaper.They will act and think as they see fit. And unless higher educa¬tion is sadly lacking their influence will not be a misguided one.RUSSIAN SINGERSOne of the things which a young university man learns isthat colleges are not great in the finer arts.* Universities lead theworld in science, research, and the humanities. But the white-hotcenters of music, painting, literature, all the arts, are rather farremoved from the pedantry and theory of universities.It may be that the function of a university does not compre¬hend the practice and the appreciation of the arts. The DailyMaroon, in arguing for an Art Building and a Department of.Music, believes that art and music are essential parts of the goodliving which universities should teach.The Daily Maroon fee/s that the plan of the Universityto bring the distinguished Kedroff Quartet to the campus, is astep in the right direction. The University is entrepreneur in anenterprise which is coi mopolitan, sophisticated, big. The Uni¬versity finances the project with the assurance that the campusmen and women are sufficiently aware of good things so thatthe venture will not be wholly a loss.Too little credit is given such groups as the University Or¬chestral Association, the Rennaissance Society and the WilliamVaughn Moody Foundation. They undertake intelligent, advancedprograms, programs perhaps too complex for the school boy butcertainly not for the University man. They go about their busi¬ness silently and effectively, with none of the to-do associatedwith undergraduate activities. They should get more recognition.\ OFFICIAL NOTICES — I University, 7:46. Ida Noyes hall.Wednesday, March 4Radio Lecture: “Human RelationsI in Industry.” Mx. Mullenbach. 8 A.; M. Station WMAQ.Lenten Service (Saint Mark’s So-I ciety) 12 Thorndike Hilton Mem-1 orial chapel. Thursday, March 15Poetry Hour: Dr. Mildred E. Lam¬bert, 10, station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, 11:50, JosephRond chapel. Professor B. W. Rob¬inson, Chicago Theological Semin¬ary. Religious Service for all membersof the University conducted by theDivinity Faculties, 11:50. JosephBond chapel, Professor Herbert L.Willett of Semitic Languages andLiterature. ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)Radio Lecture: “Human Relationsin Industry.” Janies Mullenbach. 8.Over station WMAQ.Faculty Women’s Luncheon 12. IdaNoyes hall. Physics club, "Polarization ofCharacteristic X-Ray.” E. O. Wol-lan. “Secondary Beta Rays.” B. D.Holrbook. 4:30, Ryerson 32.Chemistry Journal club, “The Por¬phyrins and Their Synthesis.” Mr.John W. Chittum. 2:30. Kent 20.Junioi Mathematics club, “TheLorentz Transformations.” Mr. R. H.Bardell. 4. Ryerson 37. Church History club, “EarlyChristian Asceticism.” Marvin M.Deems. Divinity Fellow in ChurchHistory. 7:30. Common Room.Swift hall.Junior Psychological club, “TheMaking of the Gods,” .Associate Pro¬fessor Albert Eustace Haydon De-parment of Comparative Religion.s,4 :30, Psychology 1-A. Graduate club of Economics andBusiness, “The Interpretation ofCorrelation Co-efficients” .A.ssociatePi’ofe.ssor Sewall Wright of Zoology.FROSH WOMEN GIVESHAMROCK SPREAD’Zoology club. “A Physical Chemi¬cal Basis for Rhythmical Phenomenain Protoplasm.” I’rofessor RalphStayner Lillie. Department of Physi¬ology. 4 :30. Zoology 29.Organ Vespers, Mir. Harris Rock¬well Vail, organist. 5. Joseph Bondchapel.University Religious Service, or¬gan prelude. 6:45. Mr. Vail, organ¬ist. Musical service, Universitychoir, 7-8, Joseph Bond chapel.History of Religion club, .Associ¬ate Professor .A. E. Haydon, Depart¬ment of Comparative Religion. 7:30.Ida Noyes hall.Scandinavian club, “Early CriticalTheories of George Brandes.” Jol^nW. Spargo, Ph. D., NorthwesternGot $195? It’ll buy a round trippassage to Europe—STC.A. .Mrs. Edith F'oster Flint, chairmanof the English department and chair¬man of the University Women’sCouncil, will speak to the Freshmanat their “Shamrock Spread" to heheld today from 3:30 to 6 in theY. W. C. -A. room of Ida Noyeshall.Other entertainment, including adance by Peg Russell, specialtydancer of “Mirror”, and several mus¬ical numbers, have been promised.The refreshments, which will helpto work out the green color scheme,will be pistachio ice cream, cakes,coffee, limeade, and green spicedrops.Parties are given for the fresh-I man women each quarter, sponsoredby the Freshman Women’s Clubcouncil. Evelyn Young is in’chargeof the “Shamrock Spread”. Ticketsmay be obtained for fifteen centsfrom members of the council or atthe door.In four short years a college tra¬dition—STCA—in four years a newcollege degree—B. .A. S. S. C. A.(Been abroad STCA). The best college orchestras, thebest lecturers sail STCA.STCA is the beginning and endof a perfect summer in Europe.Travel PostersNow on ExhibitSee Them This WeekAre you going abroad this summer?READHarry Franck—All About Going Abroadwith maps and travel diary.Carrigan—Traveling Light—with light luggage and a lightpocketbookBaedekers of European CountriesREADTrader HornHalliburton—Glorious Adventure.Tomlinson—Gallions Reach.READGardner—Art Through the Ages.^Sherrill—Stained Glass Tours in France.Adams—Mont St. Michel and Chartres.BEFORE YOU TRAVELTheUniversity of ChicagoBookstore5802 ELLIS AVE. wins depends upon the intellects ofthe individuals concerned.It cannot be denied that womenbring social life to a campus alongwith intellectual competition. Butis it so certain that even Mr. vonEphesus’ “creative personalities”don’t want and need a social life?The human mind has to relax. Itmakes slight difference whether itdoes so on the dance floor with apretty girl, or consuming beer andpretzels with a masculine companion.It has also been charged that womenattending a university accentuateevery group difference. Undoubted¬ly this is aimed as a blow to clubsand fraternities. But such groupsalso show the spirit of cooperationwhich is one of the things towardwhich a university strides. .Andfurther, small, co-operating organ¬izations also tend to stimulate com¬petition which is respon.sible formuch of the spirit which is thebreath of a university.Co7education is one of the finestachievements of our civilization. Itdemonstrates the true spirit of dem¬ocracy, and stimulates competitionbetween men and women, a competi¬tion which is largely responsible forour high plain of social and econ¬omic life.I charge tho.se who fight co-educa¬tion with mediaevil conceptions, awrong idea of democracy, a mannishconceit that man alone can run theuniverse, and an inferiority sensethat fears feminine competition. be presented in burlesque form Fri¬day night at 8 in the Reynolds clubTheatre by a cast chosen from Mr.Napier Wilt’s .American Drama class.Rehearsals are being held dailyunder the direction of John Janssen,student in the University. A bur¬lesque of a popular American melo¬drama is presented annually by theclass for the purpose of giving tothe students a better understandingof the various periods in Americandrama.Temperance BalladsAdd Zest to “TenNights in a Barroom”“Father dear Father” and anotherold Temperance ballad, sung by Mir¬iam Newman, as the New Englandspinster in “Ten Nights in a Bar¬room* will aid in the attempt tobring the drunkard home and backto honorable living. The drama will MERRIAM SPEAKSAN CON^CATIONGrant Degrees to 294Graduates TuesdayTwo hundred ninety-four will re¬ceive degrees at the one hundred fif¬tieth convocation of the UniversityTue.sday at 3 in Mandel hall. Theconvocation address, “MetropolitanRegions,” will be delivered by Pro¬fessor Charles Edward Merriam.chairman of the department of Po¬litical Science. Seventy wdll receivefour year certificates from RushMedical college. F'orty-nine will re¬ceive Doctor of Dfedicine degrees.The procession moves from theNorth room of the Reynolds club at2:45 and the exercises will beginpromptly at 3. .Admi.ssion is by tic¬ketCarlton Head Speak* SundayThe convocation sermon will bedelivered Sunday at 11 in Mandelhall by Donald John Cowling, presi¬dent of Carleton College, Northfield,Minnesota.Book now and don’t be left wav¬ing on the Pier! See Univ. of Chi¬cago Travel Bureau, Press Bldg.,Ti es., Wed,, Thurs., 1 :00 to 3:30 P.M. or STCA, 24 State Street. NewYork Citv NOW!Insist on STCA passage —itsworth insisting upon.All wit; ?herever you go—on campusground — at football game — insnappy roadster—no matter whatoutdoor activity—th jre you will seeSawyer’s Sliekers — the unfailingchoice of collegiate style setti’rsthroughout the country. Distinc¬tively cut. Sawyer’s Slickers notonly look well but give absolute pro¬tection against rain,sleet and snow.Sawyrr’s Slickers are ohlain-aUe at men’s stores, haber¬dashers and department stores.Gel yours—TODAY.H. M. SAWYER & SONSEAST. CAMBRIDGE. MASSACHUSETTS{MAKERS OF CEMIJSE OILED CLOTHING SINCE 1840)Kr i ^ ''V\ ’THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14, 1928SWIMMERS MEETBIG TEN’S BESTAT MINNEAPOLISMaroons Have Only HopesIn Season’s BiggestSplashIn preparation for the Bip: Tenconference swim which is to be heldMarch 23 and 24 at the Minneap¬olis Athletic Club, Minneapolis, Min¬nesota, under the sponsorship of theUniversity of Minnesota, Coach Mac-Gillivray is working the best of hismen to their utmost in the hope ofpossibly placing, among very stiffcompetition. So far Chicago has wonbut two meets out of four, but has.nevertheless, improved a great dealand may be a surprise package tosome of the leaders.Wolverines StrongAt the present time Michigan ap¬pears to have the situation sewed upand stands to repeat last year’schampionship performance. Theiroutstanding competitor is Northwes¬tern whom they will meet this week¬end in a dual meet. This meet oughtto be very important in lining up theteams and may indicate how theywill end the season.Chicago will be very ably repre¬sented by six very competent andable water stars. These are Ritten-house the old stand-by in the dashevents, Stevenson, who stars in thedashes and in his specialty the back-stroke, Szold, 440 whizz, Spenceand Mygdall, reliable point garner-ers in the breast stroke event, andCapt. pAldy Fellinger, star of theteam who will attempt to out divethe rest of the collegiate flyingfishes.Water polo is a closed hook forthe year with Chicago high in thestandings but not leading as lastyear. Illinois is this year’.s waterpolo champion.BRIGHTEST STARSTWINKLE IN ILLINIRELAY CARNIVALKight hundred fifty of the na¬tion’s fastest athletes, repre.sentingeighty institutions will stage an on¬slaught on track records at Urbar.aSaturilay night in the Illinois indoorrelay carnival.The greatest chapter in the his¬tory of the greatest relay event willhe written in the eight relay races,ten special events and all-aroundchampionship which make up theprogram.Twenty-two universities. 39 col¬leges and 19 high schools are en¬tered, includiiig nine teams titledconference champion, most all of theBig Ten, Missouri V’alley, LittleNineteen, Midwest conference andleading unaffiliated schools. Few Badgers EnterThe Illinois RelaysWisconsin will have a meagrerepresentation at the Illinois re¬lays this week as the indoor trackseason is completed. Coach TomJones made this announcement to¬day and at the same time express¬ed great satisfaction in his Badg¬ers winning a tie for third placein the Big Ten Championships atIowa City.The point winners in the con¬ference title events Saturday willall be entered in the specialevents at Champaign. Larson willrun the dashes, Fetaja and Bull-amore the distance runs andPahlmeyer will compete in thehurdle.CITY PREPS HOLDTRACK PRELIMSRecords Broken In Trials AtBartlettHyde Park and Bowen placed thestrongest entries in the annual Chi¬cago Public High School prelimin¬ary meet which w’as held at BartlettGym last night Both teams quali¬fied the highest number of men. anda thrilling fight for the champ'on-ship ought to be staged at the finalswhich are set for Saturday after¬noon. Outstanding among the in¬dividual performances w-as that ofBroughton of Lane who vaulted to aevv record of 1 1 feet 5-and-5-8 inches.anhgHscne sd a P , t’sIZhdgi estaetFinals were held in the pole vault,high jump, and the shot put. Brough¬ton of Lane took the pole vault toheat the 1 1 foot effort of one ofthe Senn track luminaries. Ed Hay¬den of Hyde Park captured the shotput in one of the closest batth's everwitnessed in a city high school witha put of 43 feet 1-2 inches. .Naban ofWeller finished second with a putof 43 feet even which just beatGreenberg of Hyde Park who shovedthe weight 42 feet 11 and 1-2 inches.In the 440 yard dash. Garrison ofBow'en unofficially crashed the rec¬ord set be Kiss of Tilden last year.Garrison raced to an easy victory inhis preliminary race winning In 54and 4-5 seconds. Those who qualifiedrelay teams were Scdiurz, Bowen,Hyde Park, and Englewood.Preliminary trials were held in allevents but the 50 yard dash and thehigh and low hurdle races. The ju¬niors who held their meet in con¬junction with the senior trackmenhave the finals in the 50 yard dashand the hurdles to hold Saturday aswell as finals in those events in whichthe preliminaries were held lastnight. The best junior performancewas made by Bentley of Lane whohigh jumped 5 feet (> inches, miss¬ing the record by 3-4 of an inch. Northwestern Invites Many PrepSchools To Track, Swim MeetyHigh school track and swimming-stars from all over the country willcompete In the Sixteenth NationalInterscholastic Track and SwimmingMeet to be held at Northwestern uni¬versity here March 23 and 24. Onethousand high schools representingevery state in the union have beeninvited to attend the games whichare the outstanding indoor athleticevents for high school students.More than 500 prep school athletesfrom fifty-five schools in the middlewest and eastern states participatedin the games last year. It is ex¬pected to boost that number consid¬erable in the 1928 edition of theinterscholastic. Wilmington highschool of Wilmington, Del., w'On theswimming title last year for the sec¬ond time and it is likely that the /eastern team will make the jaunt jagain this spring.Detroit and LeGrange FavoredNortheast high of Detroit and La-Grange high of I^Grange. Ill., tiedfor honors in the track events andboth schools are expected to returnfor to fight off the tie in the cominggames. Out of the fifty-five schoolrepresented in both the track andswimming events, 33 figured in thescoring column.For the first time in the hi.story ofthe games Wisconsin high schoolswill be permitted to participate inthe games. Until this year a rulingof the Badger state high school ath¬letic association prohibiting teamsfrom that state competing outside thestate. A number of Milwaukee highschools and schools from other citieshave already signified their inten¬tion of entering teams.Illinois schools which have alwaysfigured heavily in the scoring col-PURPLE GRIDDERSHAVE FIRST DRILLEvanston, Ill., Mar. 14.—Springfootball practice got underway infull swing here Monday when CoachDick Hanley led a squad of forty |hopefuls through a vigorous drill in 1fundamentals. Most of last year’s !veterans together with a number of ifreshmen composed the opening jday’s turnout.Coach Hanley plans to put his icharges through a six weeks’ train- iing se.ssion consisting largely of ;'fundamental wqfrk together wMth |laying a groundwork for next fall’s Icampaign. He will be assisted by Pat jHanley and Tom Stidman who were imembers of the coaching staff last 1fall. IThe task of finding men to replace !such veterans as Tiny Lewis. VicGustafson, Waldo Fisher and RudySchuler will occupy much of thetime of the coaching staff this spring. umn in both track and swimming w’illb- beset oy some strenuous compe¬tition from other states this year.Detroit high schools are expected toattend the Purple contests this yearin force and promise to bring a num¬ber of formidable athletes.Record* Are FastRecords in the Northwestern in¬terscholastic compare favorably witha number of college marks and in¬deed a number of athletes who hungup marks in the interschola.stic laterattained fame in the collegiate sportworld. Bob Cuhel, track captain atthe University of Iowa and DickHowell, former Northwestern swim¬ming captain and Olympic star areexamples of the heights attained byinterscholastic competitors.MANY BOILERMAKERATHLETES RANKEDHIGH IN CLASSROOMHeaded by Harry Kemmer, brilli¬ant basketball backguard and steadyshortstop on the baseball team, .six¬teen Purdue athletes have provenconclusively that athletics and schol¬arship can be mixed with success, fortheir names a|)peared on the Distin¬guished Student list which honoreda .selected few students for workcompleted at Purdue University dur¬ing the past semester. In order toattain the honor of a place on theDistinguished Student list, it wasnecessary for 75 per cent of thestudent’s grades for the past semes¬ter to be H or A, which means 90 orabove, and none below 70.In addition to Kemmer, a La¬fayette boy, who is rated by CoachLambert as the smartest and clever¬est basketball backguard in the BigTen, the list of Distinguished Stu¬dent athletes includes J. D. Still¬well, of Indianapolis, and on thefootball team, and V. E. Gibbons, ofClay City, sophomore member of thebasketball squad.Three members of the track squadachieved the scholastic honor, in¬cluding Robert H. Riddle of Vin¬cennes; M. D. Kirkpatrick of SouthBend, and J. M. Wojdygo, of Chi¬cago. The list of Distinguished Stu¬dents on major sports squads is com¬pleted with J. H. Che.sarek, of BearCreek, Mont., a member of the base¬ball squad.Minor sports men who performedwith distinction in the classroom areC. W. Cassell, of Defiance, Ohio,swimming; H. J. Stoever, Evans¬ville, swimming and gymnastics;Louis Divan, Clinton, wrestling; F.H. Lenham, Logansport, fencing; C.Y. Milford, Lafayette, tennis; and T.R. Jacobi, Dayton, Ohio, gymnastics.Two members of the freshmanfootball squad completed the list, EdL. Wray of Indianapolis and Dale H.Hansen of Marshfield, Ore. N. U. Cage MentorSuccess In Big TenThe highly successful basket¬ball season which Northwesternhas had this year marks the en¬trance of another young coachinto Big Ten Circles. “Dutch”Loi nberg, the Purple mentor, leadthe Wildcat five into a tie forthird place in conference standiims. in the seven year.'-- he hascoached, Lornberg’s teams havewon eighty-four games and losteighteen. This includes thetwelve victories and five defeatsat Northwestern.WOMEN SEieaSWIM DELEGATEI Also Elect Captains For NextYearEthel Brignall was elected swimming repre.sentative to W. A. A.by the women’s swimming teams af¬ter the last meet. Monday.Hold-over captains were also elect¬ed by the team.s, who will attend toorganizing the teams of next year.The juniors chose Elizabeth Brownfor their captain in 1929; the soph¬omores, Mlarjorie Tolman and thefreshmen, Helen Simon. This systemof choosing captains the yeai- befoieI has not been tried before, but it ishoped that it will simplify mattersof getting the members of each teamtogether. The captain will be able to' organize the team in fall quarter if' she desires in order to make thei team as strong as possible, and more’ time will be given to solicit members.I Under this system, special provisionI will have to be made for in-comingFreshman teams which will have nohold-over captain.BADGERS TO HOLDACADEMY TOURNEYThe 1928 National Academy cham¬pionships in basketball, track andswimming will be held here on March22, 23 and 24 under the auspices ofthe University of Wisconsin. Entriesreceived to date indicate that thisyear’s events will break all past 'rec¬ords.The Badger athletic departmentintroduced the academy cage tour¬ney in 1926, while the track eventswere staged for the first time lastMjarch. * MAIL SEVENTEENINVITES FOR PREPCAGE TOURNEYOak Park, Englewood To Be, Chicago EntrantsIn ClassicSeventeen invitations to the tenthannual University of Chicago Na¬tional Interscholastic basketball tour¬nament have been sent out, and Mi¬ami, Arizona; Austin, Texas; and Al-!buquerque, New Mexico have al¬ready accepted the invitations.The last named school is an in¬stitution for Indians only and hassucceeded in winning the state cham¬pionship. The other schools whohave thus far been invited to attendare Morris, Alabama; Pine Bluff, Ar¬kansas; Jackosnville, Florida; Vien¬na, Georgia; Englewood high schoolof Chicago; Oak Park high of Illi-j nois; Butte. Montana; St. Paul, Ne-ibrska; Franklin. New Hampshire;Bloomington, North Carolina; Purdyhigh school of Tennesee; Rutland,Vermont; Woodrow Wilson highschool of Portsmouth, Virginia, andSpokane, Washington. 'State ChampsWith the exception of Oak Parkand Englewood, all the schools arestate champions. Next week, sixteenstate championship tournaments willi take place; the following week,twelve more will be held. All the.state victors will receive invitationsand as a result about forty teamswill probably enter the tournament.'The ideal situation would be withthirty-two teams entered. Thi.swould eliminate all byes and eachschool would play an equal numberof games. However, this is practi¬cally ail impossible situation for evenin eases where the state championdoes not accept the invitation, the■ runner-ups will ask to representI their states in the tourney.Morton high of Cicero, last year’sI champs, have been eliminated andconsequently will not enter the meet.Fitchburg, Mass., winners in 1926,eters the state tourament next weekand may win the honor of carrying]\rjussachusetts’colors in the nationaltourney.TTMSA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. tiSrd St. (Near Woodlawn Ava.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Reeinners’ Class every Monday Evening at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEI DAY OR EVENINGTHE DRAKE~ - announces - -•CRNsr-RomLK-•S609 • linRPER-nVEl-• PHONE' nyDE-PfiRRa262-•flM5T-fflai06Rnpnc[\-MARIE VEATCHl^rivalc lesson.'s in the late.st ball-rbom dances.Classes in ballet, stage, Spanishwith castanotting, aesthetic, soft-shoe, clog, limbering and reduc-ing.sniDios^ Open 1 to 9:30* ♦ *Down town studio:1008 Fine Arts BuildingWabash 7432* ♦ ♦ ♦HYDE PARK STUDIO5240 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 6174 What Shakespearesays about Coca-Cola DrinkDelicious and RefreshingKINO RICHARD IIIAet I, Soene 2 “Framed in theprodigality ofnature” —'When Shakespeare wrote thisspeech for Richard he must haveseen the handwriting on thewall—a Coca-Cola ad reading:Good things from nine sunnyclimes poured into a single glassThe CoM-Cola Company, Atlaota, Ga.8 million a day had to be good to get where it is A CollegiateFriday Night, March 16at tra o’clockI ‘ - f; in -i THE lantern room; “H to-I - - with*^ - 'Special Entertainment Features- - also - -I BOBBY MEEKER AND HIS DRAKE ORCHESTRA(A Benson Organization)IAdmission, $1.25 Directioni (Tax included) INFORMAL GLADYS ANDESi Service a la Carte Superior 2200ioSpecial FeatureEnrca and Theodora, Elxponents of Modem Ballroom• Dancing.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14, 1928VThe Cream ofthe Tobacco CropYOU ARE INVITED—to drop in sometimeand get acquainted with us.THE ROG STUDIOWe spare no time nor effort to obtainthe most artistic and real inportraits,5027 Dorchetter Avemia Phone Fairfax 4529CONCLUDING our miniature an¬thology of Helene Mullins—who, bythe way, is speaking at Jack Jones’Dill Pickle Club tonight (Adv.)—we present “An Episode’’:AN EPISODEBring me no tender word, no smile,no sigh,Nor any of the gestures lovers bringTo emphasize their moods, nor any¬thingThat I may afterwards recall you by.I know how voices falter after hoursOf futile words, and how the ardenthandFalls limply to one’s side; I under¬standThe gradual withering of passionflowers.The uselessness of songs too oftensung.And so I’d have you come (for I amwise)With no ecstatic sparkle in youreyes.And no poetic phrases on yourtongue.I would not have our day of friend¬ship seemMore tangible than some exoticdream. mediately repair to the shaving-kitand scrape away the excess beardthat we know is waiting.(To Be Continued)THE G- A. SAGA(To G. A.—Whose Mother ReturnedFrom New York With FifteenNew Dresses—Five for G. A.and Five Apiece for HerTwo Sisters)XVII. The CostFifteen dresses purchased for ThreeFive to each one for herself.Fifteen frocks must have certainlyTaken up plenty of pelf.-MmOf all my worries, there’s nothingdistressesMe quite, as the cost of those fif¬teen new dresses.The dresses did not put you all onthe rocks.And yet they’re expensive out East.With three of you GIRLS receivingthe frocksThey came to three Figures at least.—GEO-G der please return to M. Tolman, 7217Yale Ave., or to office in Ida Noyeshall.Radio Lecture: “Stars and Atoms.”Associate Professor Harvey B. Lem¬on, Physics department. 7:40, sta¬tion WMAQ.Humanities club, “Problems in theStudy of Medieval Literature. MrHenshaw. 7:45. Classics 20. FOR RENT—Pleasant furnishedsuite for housekeeping privileges,two or three rooms. Good Universitylocation. Second floor of home at6725 Maryland Avenue. TelephoneDorchester 8114. Mrs. B. M. 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P. 2349.FRATERNITIESA modern 1 1 room house,2 baths; near Universityand the I. C. Owner willconsider a family. CallDorchester 5969. . OrapeGUMCant beSuccessfullyImitated“I Always Have Luckies”says Betty Compson,Motion Picture Star“The strain of constant posing before acamera is sometimes great. A few puffsfrom a good cigarette is the quickest relief.I always have Luckies on the set. Theysoothe without the slightest throat irrita^turn.Its tx>astedNo Throat lrritation~No Cough. Unquestionably LuckyStrike Cigarettes are 100%quality as this fact is provenby their increasing popu¬larity. Only the best tobac*co/The Cream of the Crop’goes into Lucky Strike Cig¬arettes. I buy only thebest tobacco for LuckyStrike Cigarettes.’’•(4/ Qa*—Tobacco Buyer01928, The American Tebacco Co., Inc.CLASSIHED ADSBEATING AROUND THE BUSHOur beard has never caused any¬one a great deal of concern. That,perhaps, is because we have alwayskept it pretty much to ourself. Somefellows, you know, make it a pointto walk about with one hand evergrating against the ruff of theircheek, as if to say, “Look, this herebeard of mine is no powder-puff.”.4nd other manage regularly to havea week’s bush sprouting from theregion of their zygomatic and max¬illary arches—so that no one, by anychance, will entertain the tiniestdoubt of their virility. With us. how¬ever, it is a different matter. Ourbeard is left alone to follow its nat¬ural course, along with our toe-andfinger-nails.A beard, fundamentally, is a wildand wilful thing; it follows no con¬crete system of living. A cultivatedfinger-nail may attain moments ofbeauty; but there’s something abouta toe-nail that makes a person wmntto believe once and for all in thescientific specialization of the Uni¬verse. Space in this column is fartoo limited for the publication ofstatistics, yet a brief summary ofour research will not be amiss. Ob¬servations taken over a period oftwo years have convinced us thattoe-nails set the rate of growth forboth fingernails and beard. Put toits practical advantage, we havefound this fact immensely useful indetermining the necessary intervalbetween shaves. Our socks are allvery close fits, and at the slightestoutgrowth of toe-nail, therefore,they tighten about our toes. On rec¬ognizing any such pressure we im-■ T T •■■^BLACKSTOMEr I P.M-COISITIMUIOI-IS-IIRMII5 - Rig Vaudeville Acts -andLATEST FEATUREPHOTO PLAYSNew ShowSun. and Thurs.WEEK NI&UT BARGAIN PRICES1000 xoooBALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATS590< LOST—A Pi Beta Phi arrow.Please return to Harriet Smith, 6107Woodlawn Ave. phone Midway 7539.The name is on the back of the pin.LARGE double front room, bestof furniture, steam heat, electriclight. $5.50 for two. Strictly Koshermeals, if desired. Supper 60c, byexpert cook. Midway 4867, 6401Woodlawn.LOST-Brief case, containingbooks and notes. Reward. 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