(sGidoD z) AASQjqxi T‘8J8U80Romer and Mil¬ler leave on Texasexpedition. W Batlp i¥laroon Final Junior regi¬stration Wednesday.Vol. 28. No. 80.. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1928Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerSome sere night in October, everyOctober, the man who owns the houseon my corner gets hit over the headand deprived of his money, and getsfound the next morning in a seriousstate. It's happened for three yearsnow, like clockwork, and the infalli¬bility of its occurence impresses noone, not even the man who owns thehouse on my corner, who ought toknow better, by this time, than tocome home on sere nights in October,It impresses no one, that is, but me.For me it signifies the opening of theannual crime wave, when all the badmen come out of the nowhere andhit all the good men on the headsuntil, at some given signal, they allrush off into the nowhere, and thecrime wave is over, and they sitcountin’ up the money until the serenight in October when my friend getshit on the head and the open seasonis declared on. As dawn scatters theghosts from the graveyard, so springscatters the bad men from the street-corners, and they melt with the snow,leaving the good men free to pokearound of nights and call their livestheir own.The Athletic Carnival that furthergloritu'il i!u- American girl in MandelHall Friday and Saturday nights isthe last rose of w'inter. There arestill the exams, of course, and theUndergraduate Council elections, butnobody except those who pass thefirst and run for the second caresmuch about them. Sunday wafterlwith it the first breath of Spring, andif that w’as spring, the world wasmaking the most of it. New Fordstook undue advantage of what passesunchallenged as the World’s GreatestBoulevard System, and the boys infront of the Midway Gardens and theTrianon Ballroom, waiting for theRegular Sunday Afternoon CollegiateTea Dansants to get under way, re¬flected the bursting of the buds withtheir pre-Easter display of what notto wear. But Sunday wafted with itsomething more thanwthe first breathof spring for me. I don’t supposeanyone cares where I was, but I w'assomew’here where no one aroundhere has ever been, and everyonearound here is going to hear aboutit. Destiny took me to the EighthRegiment Armory at Thirty-SixthStreet and Giles Avenue, where 5000negro voters had gathered to hearGovernor Len Small, Mayor WilliamHale Thompson, State Attorney Rob¬ert Emmet Crowe, candidate forBoard of Review Bernard Barasa.candidate for Recorder of Deeds,John Jaranow’ski, and a hundredother Honest Politicians. JUNIORS REGISTER WEDNESDAY•HIGH HEELS' TRIP CAMPUS PLAYGOERS»Scientists Seek Fossil ReptilesFORMER DRAMAHEAD IMPRESSEDBYMIR^RSHOWDonald Lockett GivesThe Girls ABig HandBy Donald LockettEditor’s Note: The Third An-naul Mirror musical comedy pro¬duction which went into an unpre¬cedented success on the Mandelboards last Friday night, set a newhigh-water mark for women’sdramatics in the University. TheMirror has already become a tradi¬tion comparable to Blackfriars.Mr. Donald M. Lockett, presidentof the Dramatic Association 1923-24, seems to have said all thereis to be said about the productionin a letter which I received fromhim last evening. We are publish¬ing it in full in the form of a re¬view of “High Heels,” to whichThe Daily Maroon gives a com¬mending bow . , .I )i‘ar AI:In case you do not recognize it assuch, this is niy review of the Mirrorpresentation, “High Heels.’’. It gotover big. hinibracing all the elementsof a musical comedy success—original¬ity of script; speed, grace, and precis¬ion in dancing; good costumes; an ap-I)ealing and well trained chorus, andseveral ol)vi()US song hits—the highheels clicked with the audience as ad-mirahly as they resounded on the(Continued on page 4)Spanish StudentWins Club PrizeI heard Governer Len Small and Sen¬ator John Daley on their records ingood English. Then I heard State’sAttorney Crowe (Yale, ’00) says—**.... I believe that every manshould be allowed to live their ownlives. .. .Governor Small and SenatorDaley has already told you. . . .Mrs.Joseph D. Bowen, who don’t likeeither of us. .. I hear heard Can¬didate for Recorder of Deeds JohnJaranowski say: “.... This institu¬tion has 4000 people in this institu¬tion, and they are the poor peoplethat is not able to support them¬selves . . and that ain’t all . . there is600 jobs in this office . . how many ofyou work in this office? There ain’tone...." I heard Mayor Thompsonsay "... .Jesse Binga don’t need toapologize to me. .. .we understandeach other... .We’ve licked the New.**and the Tribune and the rest ofthe crooks before, and we'll do itagain.,. .We stand for what FatherAbraham stood for.... ” That’s whatI did on the Spring afternoon thatwas Sunday. Spring Spring... Helen Moffet, secretary of El Cir-culo Espanol, was presented withthirty-five dolars, the scholarship of¬fered by the club every year, at themeeting last week. The selection wasmade by Mary Ternsted, prsident ofthe organization and Assistant Pro¬fessor Carlos Casillo of the depart¬ment, on the basis of three majorsin the Spani.sh department; an aver¬age of B., and work in El Circula Es-paol.The club earns the money for thescholarship through the annual Fiesta,which is given in the winter. Themembers are planning several func¬tions for the spring in order to raisethe amount for another scholarship.If possible, they plan to offer a partschol'.rship each quarter.Hal Arden, the present treasurer,was the winner of last year’s award.GREEK PROFESSORFROM MANITOBATAKES POST HEREAssistant Professor William Hugill,of the department of Greek and Latinat the University of Manitoba, Canada,will teach Greek 103 (Xenophon: selec¬tions) at the L^niversity in the springand autumn quarters. He will take theplace of Dr. Robert J. Bonner, Profes¬sor of Greek.Next quarter Dr. Bonner will teacha graduate course in “Aristotle: TheConstitution of Athens” to be given in¬stead of Dr. Shorey’s seminary inGreek tragedy. PaleontologistsPlan ExpeditionInto Southwestj Three University paleontologists; are planning an expedition to the redsandsone beds of Texas in search ofPermian fossils to start at the be¬ginning of the spring quarter. Pro¬fessor Alfred S;. Romer, Paul C.Miller, curator of Walker Museum,and Bruce N. Crandall, a graduatestudent, will comprise the group. Pis planned to spend the whole quar¬ter on the trip, although Miller, whois known as one of the best collec¬tors in the country, will only stayabout six weeks.Represent Early Type“The I’ermian reptiles are thebeasts that occurred in the evolu-ion of life just after forms of lifehad come out of the water and be¬gan to spread over the land,” statedProfessor Romer. “This group forms,(Continued on page 4)Victims Of Auto ■Crash RecoveringThe three campus women who wereinjured in an automobile accident onP'’riday evening at 8:30, while ontheir way to the Mirror performance in Mandel hall, are recovering.A north bound automobile strucktheir machine, M’hich was headedwest, at 67th and Dorchester avenue.Elinor Campbell, driver of the stu¬dents’ car, suffered a fractured skulland was taken to the Chicago Osteo¬pathic hospital where she receivedtreatment. Helen McDougall also re¬ceived treatment at the Chicago Os¬teopathic hospital, for head bruises,and for her left arm which was brok¬en above the elbow.Mary Grace Longwell sustainedonly minor injuries, and was takento the lllinoi.s Central lospital. Rosa¬lind Hamm was uninjured. Y. M. C. A. HDLDSELECTIDN TDDAYFOR PR^^IDENCYAutry and Kincaid RivalCandidates ForPresident Kedroff QuartetGives DelightfulPrivate Concert ELECTION BOARDGRANTS JUNIORSSECONDCHANCEFew Register Friday InElection of CouncilMembersCOMPOSERS CONSULTWITH FRIAR HEADS;LYRICS DUE MAR. 22.\uthors who wish to enter lyric.sfor consideration for use in Black¬friars’ coming production. “The HouseThat Jack Built,” are asked to meetin the Friars office, Mitchell Tower,this afternoon at 2:30. Abbot TedLockard and the authors of the show,George Morgenstern and Milt Mayer,will explain the lyrics that are needed.All of the lyrics must be in the handsof the Abbot complete by next Tues¬day, for Lockard plans to get the mus¬ic for the show' composed through thevacation period, in order that every¬thing will be in shape when ProducerBart Cormack comes on from NewYork the second of .^pril to start work-on the show.Mott Offers NewPlan For CoursesAssistant Professor Rodney L.Mott, of the Political Science depart¬ment will speak before the GraduatePolitical Science club tonight at 7:30in the Graduate clubhouse on “TheReorganization of the Course inAmerican Government.” Since ’ thecourse will be given next quarter, Mr.Motts wants to get advance criticismof his plan. Election of officers for the Y. M.A. from the nominees—Daniel Autryand Walter Kincaid for president,John Freeman and George Pidot forvice-president, and Donald Bickleyand Harold Haydon for secretarywill be held today from 9 to 4 inthe Y. M. C. A. office on the secondfloor of Reynolds Club. Associateand active members are both privileged to vote.Candidate ActiveThese men have been nominated bya committee composed of Ken Rouse,Don Mack and .Saba>tin Kurriel Bothof the men up for president will beseniors in the fall. Autry was presi¬dent of his freshman class and was air*-mb€r of the Y. M. C. A. cabinetthis year. Kincaid, who was active inY. M, C. A. work in his first twoyears was vice-president in 1926.Freeman and Pidot, nominees forvice-president, will also be seniorsin the fall. Freeman was a memberof la.st years’ handbook staff, andPidot is an assistant instructor inpublic speaking and president of theDebating Union.Bickeley and Haydon, the nomineesfor secretary, are juniors and havebeen prominent on campus. Haydonreceived his numerals in track duringhis freshman year and is now a mem¬ber of the varsity squad.Class RehearsesFor Play FridayRumor is undecided as to whetheror not Art Ernstein was practisingfor his part in “Ten Nights in a Bar¬room,” (that of a drunkard) whenhe was injured in an automobile ac¬cident last week, but the rest of theclass has been practising. Rehears¬als have been held for the past twoweeks, as regularly as could be ar¬ranged and the play will be presentedFriday at 8, in Mandel hall. There isno admission fee.John Janssen is the coach, and thecast has been^ selected from Mr.Napier Wilt’s class in Americandrama. The presentation of a bur¬lesque of a popular melodrama istraditional with the class.AUTHOR OF ‘DOLLARDIPLOMACY^ SPEAKSIN KENT TOMORROWScott Nearing, author of “Dollar Di.plomacy” who just returned from Rus¬sia and China, will deliver a talk on“Western Peace and the T.eaguc ofAsia,” tomorrow at 4:30 in Kent The¬ater under the auspices of the Liberalclub. Mr. Nearing is a well knownlecturer and the author of severalbooks on Russia and China.Professor Paul Douglas of the Econ¬omics department will preside at themeeting. Tickets for the lecture maybe obtained at the L^niversity Book¬store, at Woodworth’s, or Burt Clark’sfor twenty-five cents. Orders by mailmay be sent to the Liberal club, Box162, in care of the Faculty Exchange. j By William Knigh(Four hundred enthusiastic listen-) ers at he University Club Sunday af¬ternoon enjoyed a private concert bythe Kedroff quartet prelminary to thefirst public apjiearance of the singersin the west in Mandel hall Friday nightand added their applause to the ap¬plause of European mon.'irclis, musiccritics and peasants.W. S. Warfield, chairman of th.e en¬tertainment connnittee at the Univer¬sity Clni) told T he D.iily M.'iroon that“the Kedroff quartet performance waswithout doubt the finest musical eventever sponsored by the Clul).”Exceeded Expectations“We had expected a great deal ofthe Russians because of the recom¬mendations from the leading musiccritics of Europe,” continued Mr.(Continued on page 4)Phoenix BrightensExam DespondelyThe March Phoenix will come op¬portunely to shed its light, accordingto the announcement made yester¬day by the Board, for its appear¬ance is slated for next Tuesday, justbefore the dark days given over toexams. The Old Bird will try tomake life more bearable just beforethe battle, and will offer that neces¬sary relaxation before the stress andstrain period.The issue, which it was formerlyplanned would be a Tabloid Number,will be in its usual form and spirit,and the tabloid takeoff will be pre-sened in April. The March numberwill offer an unusual display of artwork by a new contributor, JohnChastain, while Ed Graham, who hasbeen “making” Life and Judge reg¬ularly from his base of operations inNew York, has sent on a fresh batchof work.SIGNATURE VOLUMEPLACED ON EXHIBITIN HARPER LIBRARYMayor “Jimmy” Walker of NewYork and many other famous peoplehave signed the five foot hook whichwill be on exhibit Thursday in HarperW3L Anyone who contributes to thefund for rebuilding the ShakespeareMemorial Theatre. Stratford—on—Avon, may sign his name to the book.Mr. William T. Beauchamp instruc¬tor in the English department is chair¬man of the faculty committee that se¬cured the loan of the volume for anexhibition. It has been shown at vari¬ous places in the city including Mar¬shall Field’s and the Evanston citypublic library.Snap Group PhotosFor Cap and GownEl Circulo Espanol’s picture for theCap and Gown will be taken Thurs¬day at 3:30 in Lexington hall, insteadof next week. If there are less thanten persent the picture will not betaken.All Cap and Gown salesmen mustturn in their salesbooks and money to¬morrow afternoon at the Cap andGown office. Registration for voting for under¬graduate council offices will be heldfor another period Wednesday morn¬ing from 9:00 to 12:00 supplement¬ing the registration held Friday af¬ternoon, in which there were a .sur¬prisingly small number who regis¬tered. It is absolutely necessary toregister in order to be able to vote.Elections ThursdayElections were to be held onThursday, but due to the deferredregistration it is possible that theywill not now be held before the lastof the week. Eligibility of those inpresiddent of the Junior Class anded with the lists in the office of theUniversity Recorder. The list fromthe recorder’s office will be the of¬ficial voting list. None whose namesare absent from it will be allowed tovote. Payment of class dues is not arequisite for voting. Charles Cutter,president of the Junior Class anda member of the election board, willbe in charge of the registration.Nominees, to be probably about fif¬teen in number, will be announcedsome time after the registrations.The candidates for nomination arenow doing the work assigned by thecommittee and;the subject is well onthe way to completion.Registration EssentialIt is absolutely essential accord¬ing to Charle.s Cutter to registerWednesday, as this will be the lastopportunity before the election, andonly those that have registered canvote. This election will be one ofthe most important of the year, andis always the most hotly contested.For this reason the light registrationon Friday came as a surprise to theElection Board.Mrs. GoodspeedVisits On CoastMrs. George S. Goodspeed, direc¬tor and hostess of Ida Noyes hall,and niece of the late Thomas Wake¬field Goodspeed, will leave the citytoday for a visit in Berkeley, Cali¬fornia. She entertained the mem¬bers of the Ida Noyes Auxiliary ata farewell tea yesterday.Mrs. Goodspeed will be the guestof her son, Thomas Harper Good-speed who teaches at the Universityof California at Berkeley. He is a wellknown research expert on x-rays, andstudies their effect on tobacco plants.He has been a member of the fac¬ulty of the University of Californiafor fifteen years.Mrs. Goodspeed plans to return toher duties at Ida Noyes hall withinthree weeks.ANNOUNCE CABINETAND NEW PLANS ATY. W. C. A. DRIVENew cabinet members of V. \V. C.A. will be announced by Betty White,the new president who will also out¬line the plans for the coming j'ear,tonight at 6 in the sun parlor of IdaNoyes hall. Gertrude Holmes, the re¬tiring president, will also speak.Letters have been sent to all of themembers of V. W. inviting them to at¬tend, and it is also expected that sev¬eral former cabinet members and theadvisory board will be present. Afterthe dinner, the group will hold a singin the Y. W. room.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON,-TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1928Slfp iail^ iHaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morniinra, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMen. Harry KletzkyI Chairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharK'S H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter WL Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRdsalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore Editor^Aldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern —Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Ds—'^n „Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTME.NTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein _Adverti8ing ManagerHubert Lovew^ll _...AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. .Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt'n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentEDWIN LEVINE, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book-9. Abolition of E-l\ and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.FOR THOSE WHO SPEAK OF DEMOCRACYWe have not the figures available but we feel that there arehundreds of students in the University who are qualifid to votein the next election. Today, Tuesday, is registration day. We askthat all qualified students—and instructors in the University—register to vote. Even at the risk of being accused of beingplatitudinous we say that registration today is a duty. It isa double duty fur college students and instructors, for educationcarries with it an increased responsibility to the state.Politicians, at least those in Illinois, have always scoffedat the protestations against bad government that have comefrom the university class. They say that university men andwomen are notorious for NOT appearing at the polls at elec¬tion time. And, as far as we can determine, they speak truly.The election in Illinois this year is one of extraordinary im¬portance. To emphasize that we have but to list three candidatesin the coming election: ' jLen Small, for re-election as governor.Frank L. Smith, for re-election as United States Senator.Robert E. Crowe, for re-election as State’s Attorney of CookCounty.We make no comments now on their candidacies.Lest we be misunderstood, we add that we entertain no vainhopes as to the efficacy of the student vote in elections in Illi¬nois. But voting in a rpublic is good for self-respect—especiallyfor the university group.ON SOME PEDAGOGY OF PEDAGOGUESStudent complaints bring to our attention a brand of teach-in gmethod that has crept into the University that causes usno littl concern. It is an “Ask Me Another” or “question andanswer” sort of method that is admirable in the grammar school,less admirable but perhaps necessary in the high school, andegregiously worthless when not disgue.stingiy boring in college.We have no doubt but what “quizzing,” “surprise exams”and “cro.ss examination” of student at times is necessary. Wesympathize with instructors who are continually faced with stu¬dents who do not prepare assinments and show little interest intheir work, if any. But when “quizzing” and “cross examination”forms the chief method by which an instructor presents a sub¬ject we, at times, feel an urge to complete our college work inour old high sc>»ool at Missoula, At least there the teacher wasnot expected to be able to stray very far from “What did theauthor say on page 319?” Or, are we wrong in expecting stu¬dents to be treated a bit differently from defense witnesses atcourt tarial ? OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, March 13Radio Lecture: “Human Relationsin Industry.” James Mullenbach,Hart, Schaffner and Marx. 8 A. M.,Station WMAQ.■ Religious Service, for all mem-! of the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. Professor EdwardScribner Ames of the Philosophy de¬partment. 11:50. Joseph Bond cha¬pel.Fhiblic Lecture (downtown):“Marcel Proust.” Assistant Profes-8000 college people can’t bewrong—they have already likedSTCA. ' sor Pierre Robert Vigneron, of thej Romance department, 6:45. Fuller-j ton hall, the Art Institute.j Christian Science Society, 7:30.! Thorndike Hilton Memorial chapel.Graduate Political Science clubDiscussion, “The Teaching of Ele¬mentary Government,” AssistantProfessor R. L. Mott of the Politicalj Science department. 7:30. Graduatei clubhouse.' Radio Lecture: “Stars and Atoms.”j Associate Professor Harvey BraceSail STCA and clip a few couponsof happiness! 'Comfort, cleanliness, and carefulcuisine are synonyms for STCA. Lemon of the Physics department.7:40. Station WMAQ.Wednesday, March 4Radio Lecture: “Human Relationsin Industry.” Mr. Mullenbach. 8 A.M. Station WMAQ.Lenten Service (Saint Mark’s So¬ciety) 12 Thorndike Hilton Mem¬orial chapel.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculies, 11:50, JosephMake a $200 investment in life—go to Europe STCA—the collegeway.Are you wise to the low cost of liv¬ing in Europe? And you can getthere cheaply too—via STCA. Bond chapel. Professor B. W. Rob¬inson, Chicago Theological Semin¬ary.Faculty Women’s Luncheon 12. IdaNoyes hall.Chemistry Journal club, “The Por-phsrrins and Their Synthesis.” Mr.John W. Chittum. 2:30. Kent 20.Junioi Mathematics club, “The(Continued on page ^)Reserve your STCA passage nowand don’t be left vaving on thePier! See Univ. of Chicago TravelBureau, Press Bldg,, Tues., Wed.,Thurs., 1:00-3:30 p. m. or theSTCA, 24 State Street, New YorkCity, NOW!The Cream of theTobacco Crop“The fact that wehave bought the‘CREAM OF THECROP’ for LuckyStrike Cigarettes hascaused many goodjudges of leaf tobaccoto chooseLUCKIESas their favoritecigarette.”Tobacco Buyer“It’S toasted”No Throat Irritation-No Cough.|C1028, The American Tobacco Co., Inc.Northway and ChilesPopular Dancers at The Biltmore,Protect Their Wind with Luckiesboth smoke Lucky Strikes, There*s a flavor we can*tresist in the toasted tobaccos. And there*s another reasonwe must confess. Dancing is a strenuous profession and wewatch our physical condition as zealously as does a long*distance runner. In order to he sure that our wind is alwaysin perfect shape we use only Luckies—the cigarette whichdoesn*t cut the wind,**I/THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1928 Page ThreePhoenix Basketeers Take Up Creepy - Mouse9 “WIT AND HUMOR”BOYS TRAIN FORFIGHTIN’ MAROONSStevens And Matsoukas ToCaptain The RivalSquads ^Xcw determination was in evidencela.st niKht on tlie part of tlie IMioenix!»asketl)all team wlien it was rumoredthat the s(|Uad had ^one.into stringenttraining.“For tlic next few days," said GeorgeMorgenstern," editor of the I’hoenix,"tlie lioys on the squad will undergostrenuous training hy playing Creepy-niouse, a game recommended to us bythe University Athletic Department.Hy playing C'reepy-mou>e we teel thatthe boys will be hardened up to meetthe Fighting , Maroons next Fridaynight.”SteVen« In FormFrnie Stevens, the "white hope” ofthe Phoenix team is said to be backin form, and will place in the liiie-ui)on the climactic evening. Keinforcedby .Andrew Johnson, the “wit and hu¬mor" dead-eye, the Phoenix outlook i>exceedingly cheery at this writing.Nicholas Matsoukas has been eietcedcaptain of The Daily Maroon aggrega¬tion and "White Hope Stevens" wonout m the "wit and humor" balloting,rile elections were both very exciting.I he political forct-s in the Phoenix of-tiee down the hall were rent when .Mis-.Madge l hild tried to pull a coup d'etat and ring in her own candiate forthe captaincy. His name has beenwithheld. Matsoukas swears that hewill lead his warriors to vict>.>ry.Name Counselors atFederation BanquetNew officers of Federation will beintroduced to the members of the or¬ganization at the Installation dinnerto be held tomorrow evening at G inthe sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The officers are: Leila Whitney,chairman of the Federation Board,Marjorie Miller, junior member, Bet¬ty Galt, Letitia Ide, and Muriel Park¬er, sophomore members. Upperclass counselors and old and newmembers of the Board have been in¬vited.^yjie largest seUinaquality pencuthewovldblackAc aUdealersBuy^ adozen Superlative inthe world'famousgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doe.Rubber cnda, per doe. $1.001.20Aaericaa Pencil Co., 215 FUth ATe.,N.T.MakrrtofVmQUEThrn UadColortd PtnciU in 12 colon—$1.00 per doz. KNOX COLLECTIONSTILL ON DISPLAY'I'hc John Knox collection that hasbeen oil exhibition at Woodworth’shook store for the past week, and isfeatured by letters and photographssent to the I iiiversity student by theex-Kaiser, will be, because of its pop¬ularity, oil (li.splay for another week.The collei'tion consists of letters andphotograpli.s of men who fought withand against the famous Red Knight lU(iermaiiy, P>aron \ on Kictholen, modelplanes, sketches and troiiliies, andhooks on aviation, in addition to let¬ter in which the Kaiser invited JohnKnox to visit him at the Royal I’alaceat Doom.OFFICIAL NOTICESI Continned from page 2)Lurentz Transformations.’’ Mr. R. 11.Bardell. 4. Kyerson .’17.Junior Psychological club, “TheMaking of the Gods,’’ Associate Pro¬fessor Albert Eustace Haydon De-parment of Comparative Religions,4:30, Psychology 1-A.Zoology club. “A Physical Chemi¬cal Basis for Rhythmical Phenomenain Protoplasm.’’ Ih’ofessor RalphStayner Lillie. Department of Physi¬ology. 4 :30. Zoology 20.Organ Vespers, M)r. Harris Rock¬well Vail, organist. T). Joseph Bondchapel.Fniversity Religious Service, or¬gan prelude. G;45. Mr. Vail, organ¬ist. Musieal service. Universitychoir, 7-8, Joseph Bond chapel.History of Religious club. A.ssoci-ate Profes-ir E. Haydon, Depart¬ment ('f ('omparative Religion. 7:30.Ida Noyes hall.Scandinavian club, “Early CriticalTheories of George Brandes.” JohnW. Spargo, Ph. 1)., NorthwesternUniversity, 7:45. Ida Noyes hall.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708You can fairly taste thecream in Nestle’s.Mild and mellow—richestin creamy flavor. Made by afamous Swiss blend, Nestle’sis a delicious confection — anourishing sustaining food.5c & 10c—plain and almondNFstle’sMILK CHOCOLATESAWYERSSWCKERSCIt Will Surely Rain /Get a Sawyer Frog Brand Slick¬er now and laugh at the storm.If you have friends keep an extraslicker for their convenience.^auryer's genuine oil slickers areguaranteed waterproof AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 560 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Box O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.Editor’s note A new one for thelist of the Athenaeum. Cynical So¬phie is her name. We looked through“Who’s Who’’ but with no results.Go ahead and object, Sophie, butplease do inform us more about youridentity.By Cynical SophieThere has organized on campus areligious sect which calls itself theLassitudinarians. In the earnestnessof their creed they have gone so faras to so donate themselves such onofficial cards in Cobb hall. As soonas the movement becomes known—though it i^ not a conscious “move¬ment’’ on the part of the presentparticipants—there will inevitably bedrawn to it all of those revolting stu¬dents w'ho have their intellectualpeeves in all phases of activity. Be¬sides these, it seems perfectly naturalthat all with a priori propensities tolean toward such a movement, thoughnot hitherto officially declared, willnow' hasten to institutionalize theirattitude, and like some members ofthe fair sex, make virtues of theirweakness. Then there are othersupon whom a perpetual lassitude.>;eems to have descended out of longhabit of attending classes in the Uni-viMsity. In these students we canimagine that long ago some chaoticemotions did arise, but, alas, only to.-hipwreck and drown the mind, sothat their antipathies have becomecalmed in a thick undifferentiated sea• if lassitude. In the third place thereare those tremulous individuals whoare waiting for some universal order to join which will not cause them toswerve from the parental ingrounddogmas, but who wistfully look afterthose swashbuckling, positive indi¬viduals who proudly and arrogantlydeclare themselves absolute agnos¬tics—magic word! In fact, Lassitudi-narianism should engulf a great manydiversified types. It has the virtueof at once cautiously neutralizingeverything with which it comes incontact and yet suggests a daringbreach with the established that sendsa far-reaching, thrilling appeal to thehuman breast.In some individuals lassitude ismore graceful and natural than inothers. In some it is the entirety ofthe personality, in others only acharming phase. It need not engrossall of one. Take the last flight ofsteps just inside of Cobb hall. Thesesteps are the setting for many a peri¬od of transition, the culmination ofwhich one may behold just DutsideCobb hall. The transition is fromLassitude to Eagerness. Inversely,from Eagerness to Lassitude. Any-w'ay, from tolerance to Lassitude.But there is a change, of course.Haven’t you observed it? You shouldintrospect more.While some may eagerly hasten toembrace the fraternal spirit of Las-situdinarianisni, and joyously baskin the secure familiarity of an insti¬tution, others will revolt from justthis phase of the movement. Noone will stretch forth a hand to thelatter to .save them from falling fromthe plane of individuality, of course;if they decide to join the organiza¬tion they will have to resort to theusual innuendo to retain their in¬tegrity. Every unique spirit knowsthese little by-plays beneath everydemonstration of ostensible conform¬ity.The “movement” is scarcelyhatched from its embryo stage, andit is difficult to forecast with' certain¬ty its future contours. Casting apenetrating vision into the future wecan perhaps prophesy a clubrooni Lemon, MullenbachLecture Over RadioTwo radio lectures, one by Associ¬ate Professor Harvey Brace Lemonof the Physics department, and thebe given over Station WMAQ atother by Mr, James Mullenbach, wih7:45 and 8 tonight.Mr. Mullenbach, chairman of theTrade Board of the Hart, Schaffner,and Marx Labor Agreement with theAmalgamated Clothing Workers ofAmerica, will speak on “Human Re¬lations in Industry.” ProfessorLemon’s subject will be “Stars andAtoms.”and tea on Tuesdays and twenty-fivecent quarterly dues, but of coursethere will be no discussions. The in¬trinsic quality of the club-membersassures this. There will be merelydrinking of tea—and bridge, perhaps.The activities that can be imaginedwith least strain to the imaginationare the correct ones.We have in our mind’s eye, now-fairly started, the budding movementon its way. Let us see if our prophe¬cy contains any real efficacy. Inthe meantime, catching the spirit, Iwearily wave my arm and yawn,“Success, oh shambling Lassitudinari¬ans!” COU JENKS SPEAKSTONIGHT ON CAMPUSColonel Glenn P. Jenks, who is con¬nected with the Rock Island Arsenalwill give an illustrated lecture on “Post\\*ar Artillery Development” in theReynolds club this evening at 7.30.Colonel Jenks will discuss the im¬proved French 75mm field piece, thenew 105 howitzer, the anti-aircraftguns, tanks, and tractors. One topicof interest will be a di.scussion of thebig German gun that shelled Parisduring tlie World War.The Military club of the Universit>was instrumental in obtaining ColonelJenks, who is well known as a lec¬turer.Radio Concert: University Choir.9. Station WLS.FRATERNITIESA modern 1 1 room house,2 baths; near Universityand the I. C, Owner willconsider a family. CallDorchester 5969.THE MacCORMAC SCHOOLOF COMMERCESPRING TERMAccounting, Shorthand, Stenotyping, and Secretarial TrainingDAY AND EVENINGWrite or Phone for Particulars1170 E. 63rd—H. P. 21303 Blocks South' of the University of ChicagoTHE NABORHOOD SCHOOLFOR OIME THIIMG-7]V£Kj?£ MILD',AND what’s MOVtSijrH£ySATISfV/MILD enough for anyone’s taste,milder in fact than most cigarettesand yet, they do what you’ve alwayswanted a cigarette to do—THEY SATISFY!ChesterfieldCl G /I RETTESLiggett A Myebs Tobacco Co.Page FourKEDROFF QUARTETGIVES DEUGHTFULPRIVATE CONCERT(Continued from page 1)Warfield. "Everything which iias beensaid of them is true and a great dealmore. 1 heard nothing hut praise fromthose who heard the Kedrot'fs. 1 havenever heard better singing. Tlie Uni¬versity is fortunate for bringing themto the Chicago campus."The last public api>earance of theKedroffs wa^ Marcli 4th in XewYork with tlie Xew \ ork S}mi-phony Orchestra. Xext day theXew York World said of them:"the Kedroff.^ again demonstrated thesupreme command oi their metier thatgained for thetu the highe>t encom¬iums here earlier in the .reason. \ es-terday they created nothing less thana furore.” riie Xew York .\merican re¬ported them as " a striking successwith their artistically blended voices offine quality, the musical delivery andthe accuracy of their attack and in¬tonation.”Listeners DelightedThe Xew York Sun said, "The Ked-roff quartet sang two of their a cap-pella groups of Russian numbers, thevoices and picturesque >tyle of thefour men enhancing the program tothe delight of the hearers who de¬manded more."European comment on the Russians,who "have conquered those who lovemusic in all Europe," ranges fromkings to artists. King Georgeof England, who has invitedthem to sing a third time at Bucking¬ham Palace in August remarked aftertheir second aiipearance at his chap¬el, there was a service in my chapeltoday, but 1 praved only now." TluIJiieeii of .Spain, wlu> heard them inl.inuloii, exclaimed after the concert," Those are not singer.s—they are fourntagicians." I'eodor Chaliapin c.illedthem' “a miracle of vocal art."Critics PraisePriticess Kropokin said of them,“all Russia is in their songs. Watchthe facts of Russians listening—whiteas light seen through a frosted pane,strained as the faces of those who are-waiting for the Resurrection.” Criticsin the leading musical publicationsgive them unstinted praise.The Quartet will appear in Mandelunder the auspices of the WilliamVaughn Moody foundation Friday at8:15. Two of the members are from the Imperial Russian Opera, the othertwo being professors of music m theprincipal conservatories of I’etrograd.Because they have been singing folksongs since 1898 they have becomethe repository of a vast mass of nativesongs. They will sing folk songs andsongs written especially for them byCesar c'ui, Friday. Rnnsky-Korsakottand other eminent Russians have ded¬icated songs to them.Though prices for their concerts in.\ew York ranged up to $2.75 theL mwrsity is bearing part of the ex¬pense to bring them here at titty centsa seat. Tickets may be procured atthe University Bookstore, Wood-uortii s, Ida Xoyes ,the Reynolds Club,the (jraduate Club and tlie Mandelbox office between I(J and 12.Law Proves To BePopular Profession“Doctor, lawyer, merchant, chief?”A survey of the 7,000 graduates ofXorthwestern made by Warren Piper,of the class of 1910, disclosed thatthe greatest number of the studentsbecome lawyers. 4,500 replies to thequestionnaires sent out were receivedfrom holders of degrees.Law was first on the list of occupa¬tions leading in popularity, with1,017 votes. 929 graduates hadturned to dentistry, medicine claimed922 others, accountancy, 260, andmanufacturing, 179. One undertakerand a diamond importer were includ¬ed in the answers.“After spending eighteen years inbusiness life, I am convinced thedifference between success and fail¬ure lies in doing that work which oneenjoys most,” decided Mr. Piper inregard to the results of his survey.KEUTZER SINGS INCONCERT THURSDAYI'lydi- Keutzer, former Blackfriar.star, i.s a member of the ifiale choirwhich will sing “.\ Liturgy of Hope",written hy Leo Sowerky, the Chicagoconipn.ser and organist in 1916 andrecently revised, at the .second of aseries of organ recitals hy Mr. Sower-by at Saint Jame.s Episcojtal ChurchThursday, March 15 at 8:30 P. M.The recital hy Mr. .Sowerby w'ill in-clufle Franck'.s Choral in E Major.Bach’s Fantasia and Fugue in C Minor,and selections from Eti.glish, French,and Belgimt) composers.o makethat firsthour classand have your break¬fast too, choose acereal that is nourish¬ing yet easy to digest.Shredded Wheat canbe eaten in a hurry ifnecessary — the crispshreds and the rough-age keep it healthfuleven when ‘^bolted’*ShreddedWheatEAT IT WITH WHOLE MILK TFIE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1928FORMER DRAMAHEAD IMPRESSEDBY MIRROR SHOW(Continued from page 1)time-honored boards of Manel. In aword, "ITigh Heels" had the charmof an amateur performance with thespeed ncccs^ary for efficient showman¬ship.Chorus Consistently Good.-\n outstanding feature of the showwas the ronsi.stent good work of thechorus, contributing nine varied en¬semble dances which were enthusias¬tically received. Miss Ratcliff andMiss FAans exhibited superb techni¬que in their individual dances, andlived up to their responsibility as lead¬ers of the chorus. All that one needsto say of Miss Peggy Russell’s danceis that her pantoniiiie stopped theshow. In the bubbles number, MissN'irginia Ratcliff and the ballet formedthe most beautiful spectacle of theevening.Musical Score OriginalYfiss Florence Stewart put pep andpersonality into her role. “For a Reg¬ular Mar,” was the song hit of theevening, closely seconded hy “HighHeels” and “The Dancing Men.” Ori¬ginality in the musical scoie avoidedreflecting the popular songs of the pro¬fessional stage, thus averting a fan*common to college productions.The book, hy Miss Margaret Carrand Sterling North, was adequate inits satire of public life in Chicago. Ofthe principals Miss Marguerite Fern-hols supplied the most consistent char¬acterization and the most spontaneoushumor of the play. Miss MargaretCarr, portraying Prudence Parks, acelebrity, was most i)leasing in herpresentation of the “Art InstituteBlues;” the remainder of her role didn,)t give her an ui)portunity to score agreat success. Miss Eleanor Metzelwas competent and successful, hut shemade me feel that she was workingtoo hard for her humorous effects.Good Stage SenseI'ur my own part I enjoyed theshow more because there were com¬paratively few girls dressed as men. 'Thus, hy reducing the mimber of male i characters to a minimum, the Mirror■xhowed a good sense of stage values.Friday night’s performance convince3me that Mirror is no longer in theformation stage, now that it is cap¬able of producing a successful show ofthe complex semi-review type.PALEONTOLOGISTSPLAN EXPEDITIONINTO SOUTHWEST(Continued from page 1)therefore, an imporant link in thestudy of fossils. The University hasthe best collection in the world ofthis particular line, but there arestill many gaps in the collection andnew types that we hope to completein the trip.Few OutcropsThe sandstone beds are locatedsouthwest of Witchita Falls. Theyare one of the few spots in the coun¬try w'here there are outcroppings ofrock from the Permian period, andhave been under the investigation ofUniversity expeditions since 1908.Fossils occur in only a few smallareas, and to locate these it is neces¬sary to work the region over care¬fully, investigating the rock forsigns of fossil life. Miller, who hasgone thex’e for years, is well ac¬quainted with rich deposits otherwisehard to find. One of these places oc¬cupies an area of an acre, and has tobe gone over on hands and knees toyield results. Most fossils in the Uni¬versity collection which is made upof the red and gray specimens in theeast end of Walker museum, havebeen collected from Texas by Mil¬ler. 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TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1928FENCERS, GYMNASTS WIN BIG TEN TITLEHOFFER’S TEAMTAKES MEET BYTOP-HEAVY SCORE ILLINl RELAYS DRAW73 HIGH SCHOOLSMaroons Capture All ButOne FirstPlaceFor the ninth time in the last twelveyears. Chicago won the ConferenceGymnastic championship last Saturdaynight before a crowd of 800 thrilledspectators. Led by the brilliant workof Captain Jimmy Flexner who wontwo firsts and a second and FloydDavidson, high point man of the meet,the Maroon aggregation won everyevent but tumbling, in which Davidsonwas second after competing in fourother events.Badg^ers Runners-UpWisconsin, runner-up to the strongChicago team and who had managedto eke out a 1.3 point victory over theMaroon turners the week previous,trailed by 120 points. This margin ofvictory is one of the largest ever turn¬ed in during any Big Ten meet. Xellerand Hinterliter were the outstandingBadger performers. Fulton of Illinoiswas the only ousider to win a cham¬pionship when he beat out Davidson.McRoy and Nubauer, the other twoseniors performing for Chicago for thelast time were very successful, Nu-bauer crashing through to a victoryin the horse event, and McRoy twirlingthe ImUfan clubs so well that hescored a victory in that event. He alsofinished second to Flexner in the fly¬ing rings. Menzies, sophomore per¬former gained places in the parallelbars which was won. by Flexner, andin the tumbling event.Hofifer Praises TeamCoach D. I.. Hoffer, to whom mostof the credit for the outstanding suc¬cess of the team is due was unstintingin his praise of the Maroon tumblerswho so nobly vindicated themselves byoverwhelming Wisconsin. He againpraised his seniors, calling attention tothe fact that Flexner’s performancewas tlie best that he has given duringhis competitioti in Big Ten champion¬ship meets. Davidson, although notperforming as brilliantly as is his wont,finished high point man of the meetbecause of his unusual steadiness inall five events in which he competed.In the flying rings he i)laced fourthbecause of a brilliant finish after los¬ing one of the rings during the courseof the exercise.Crowd Cheers FlexnerOne performance'of Flexner’s whichbrought forth cheers from the crowdwas his exhibition of perfect muscleco-ordination in the first exercise of theparallel bars. Working through themost difficult exercise displayed, Jimhad perfect harmony, maintaining un¬usually steady rhythm and poise.•mN§T-R0fflLt\-•6S09'!iflKPERnVE'• PHONE' HyOE-PfiRK- S262-•fl[\M-maro6Rflpnc[\- 'GMpKmm. QjJvuLutA.,■ ^rTT ■■^BLACKSTOME Two entries yesterday brought thefield in the Illinois relay carnival,, scheduled for the Armory, Saturday,! March 17, to 73 schools, five more' than the record field gathered inI 1927.Notre Dame and the College of thei City of Detroit signed for the meet,! bringing one first place man and a' world record holder to the meet,i Spence of the Detroit school, last! year sped across the 75 yard lowI hurdles ro finish ahead of the field.John Elder, who has twice tied the! world’s record in the 60 yard dash,will lead the Notre Dame aggregationwhile Abbott, who won the half inthe Illinois dual meet, is a likelyperformer in the 1,000 yard run.Bov, a better than 12 feet, 6 inch,pole vaulter, has a good chance toget in the money in this event.More than 125 relay teams areentered in the baton-passing eventsto date. FOUR MAROON TRACK ! Hoerger And GistSTARS GET PLACES ! Gain RecognitionIN CONFERENCE MEET I • o„ AU-ltar FivesTHREE VETS FORMNUCLEUS OF NINEExpect Sophs To Fill BigGapsMeeting for the first time this sea¬son, the full varsity baseball squad,under Coach Fritz Crisler, wentthrough a series of limbering up ex-I excises. Some candidates, however,' have been practicing since the firstof January.j Coach Crisler has only three lettermen about whom to build a team. Hei keenly feels the loss of Webster,catcher; Price, first base; Capt. Mc-j Conneel, shortstop; Brignall, thirdj base; and Macklin, outfielder whograduated last June. Seven of last' year’s team were over .300 hitters,I the difficulty being a lack of effec-I tive pitching.i The nucleus of this year’s teami will probably be built around Captain■ Kyle Anderson, shortstop, and Hoer-! ger and Gordon, outfielders. Win-I gate, Grey, and Mendenhall are the' three sophomores who are trying to; fill in the gay behind the plate left■ by Webster. For mound work, Zim¬merman and Kaplan are back fromlast yearf, while Sttvenson, Knowles,Freeman, Ballart, and Ward aresome of the new men.Hallahan, Lawler, Isenberg, Pratt,Crawford, Bluhm, and Buschell aresome of the new men who are at¬tempting to play the infield. For theoutfield. Coach Crisler has a host ofmaterial in Preiss, Davis, Hoffer,Block, Alger, Burgess, Barry andEdie.r I P.M-CO«jgTIMUlOU.©-IIRAA^S - Big Vaudeville Acts - 5|andLATEST FEATUREPHOTO PLAYSNew ShowSun. and Thurs.WEEKNI&wr 6ARGAIN PRICESlOOO xoooBALCONY 5EA.TS MAIN FLOOR SEATS30< Late AfternoonDow7ito%yn Classesfor College Students3:30 to 5 P. M.Specializing in' Shorthandand TypewritingTrainingAn opportunity for intensive instruc¬tion with all the facilities of this pre¬eminent business school directed towardrapid and certain mastery of shorthandand typewriting.Next College ClassBegins March 20Housed in spacious, delightful quartersoverlooking beautiful Wacker Drive.Gregg SchoolHome of Gregg Shorthand225 N. Wabash Aye.State 1881 Chicagohhiihiiibiiibiiibiiibiiibiii ■UIHIIIBII Four Chicago men placed in one ofthe fastest conference meets in his¬tory last Saturday night. Gleasonwas btaten by a foot for first place inthe dash by Simpson of Ohio, whomhe had beaten recently in the quad¬rangular. Frey tied with four othersfor second place in the high jump.Root took fourth in the dash andWilliams grrabbed the same positionin the half mile. The one mile relayteam composed of Apitz, Hayden,Root, and Schulz lost by less than asecond to Illinois who took fourthplace. Libby had a bad night in theshotput and failed to place. Smithgot into the finals of the hurdles butdid not succeed in garnering anypoints.Droegemuller of Northwestern seta new conference pole vault recordby vaulting 13 feet 2 1-2 inches. Mar¬tin of Purdue set a new record Inthe half mile. Baird, of Iowa estab¬lished another new record in thequarter mile. Iowa, in winning therelay, also set a new record.J. Zola To Try ForU. S. Olympic TeamJohn kola, the fleet little Badgerharrier and two miler who finishedhis collegiate competition last semes¬ter, will make another bid for anOlympic berth when he races in theeCntral A. A. U. meet at ChicagoMarch 20.Zola has been making a name forhimself since he has finished withcollegiate competition. Although hehas not yet received his diploma herefused to compete this semester be¬cause “it would look like intentionaldeferring.’’ He placed second to Mel¬vin Shimek in the Illinois A. C meetin Chicago last month. And thendefeated Shimek in the national twomile race when he took a third placewhile the Marquette star was forcedto drop out at the half-way mark.Refuses Match RaceZola recently refused to meet Shi¬mek on an indoor track at Milwaukee.But he offered to meet his in a ser¬ies of outdoor meets. Coach T. E.Jones advised Zola not to meet Shi¬mek on the board track, over whichthe Marquatte star had proposed tohave the race run.In the Central A. A. U. meet atChicago. Zola will meet Shimek. JoioRay, and other stellar performers willrace against Zola at this meet and itwill he watched with intere'^t. By Jerome B. StraussChicago is not among those whoobject to All-Star Basketball selec¬tions. Capt. Charley Hoerger, whowas given the captainship of the sec¬ond All-Conference team, while VirgGist, flashy forward received a thirdteam birth. Such awards are very un¬usual for a second division team, andthertfore, speak all Lie more for theprowess of the two that receivedthem.j The Chicago squad did very well,j all things considered. In the firstI place, they had a number of badI breaks, losing games that seemedj cinched, and being beaten by a teami that was completely outclassed, be-I cause of a few free throws. The boys: are “whooping it up” in Indiana, be-I cause both of the leading Big Tenj teams came from the sucker state.Wisconsin and Northwestern had tobe content to play second fiddle tothem, and the Wolverines and theMaroon squad were in the procession.Wisconsinites are the ones whohave a real honest to goodness rightto go around bemoaning the sadtricks of the wicked goddess BadBreaks.” With a game and the cham¬pionship in their grasp, they were castdown to third place by a basket madeafter the gun was fired, which thejudges decided to count. The heart¬breaking part of it all was that thevictors were the lowly Illini whoweren’t given a prayer to best theclever Badgers.Oosterbaan Top* ScoringBennie Oosterbaan, Michigan’s ver¬satile all-American grid star, was theleading scorer among Western con¬ference basketball athletes, and threesophomore centers each of whomwas born and reared in the basketballstate of Indiana, tied for second hon¬ors, K checkup on the official recordsshowed yesterday. Oosterbaan scored129 points.Virg Gist, Chicago’s pride and joy,ended up in tenth place in the scor¬ing and judging from his early seasonwork he can be expected to do verymuch better than this next year.The leading scorers, as compiledfrom the official scorers’ records,follow:B. F.T. Pta.Oosterbaan, Michigan 57 15 129Walter, Northwestern 48 27 123McCracken, Indiana .. 4.6 31 123Murphy, Purdue .... 46 31 123Foster, Wisconsin ... .38 20 96Wells, Indiana 39 16 94Strickland, Indiana . . 36 21 93Wilcox, Iowa 26 35 87How, Illinois 17 85Gist, Chicago .36 9 81Fisher, Northwestern . 33 14 80Van Heyde, Ohio State 29 21 79CLOTHES 1Ready-made ^And Cut to OrderESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.[^Kwtet HouseSuits *40» ^50 Topcoats BEST ALL-AROUNDFLOYD DAVIDSON, Ex-Captain,conference allaround champ for twosuccessive year.JUNIORS VICTORS ININTERCLASS SWlStellar Team Piles Up BigScoreJuniors won the final meet and thechampionship in women’s interclassswimming with a score of 42 pointsto the sophomores’ 29 and freshman’s12.The final score of the three meetsis 141 points for the juniors, 77 forthe sophomores and 31 for the fresh¬men.The 60 yard free style was anevent in the meet, Monday. This isthe first time that any event longerthan 40 yards has been given a placelii a women’s interclass meet here.Ethel Brignall, junior won this eventmaking a time of 45.6. The partici¬pants feel that it ought to be triedagain next year.The Honor team in swimming hasbeen posted on the bulletin board inthe basement of Ida Noyes fiall.Those who made the team are: EthelBrigmall, Elizabeth Brown, Emmor-ette Dawson, Sinah Kjtzing, CarolineTeetzel, Cora Louise Tebbetts andMarjorie Tolman. Substitutes are:Carol Evertz, Irene Rudnick, RuthRysdon and Helen Simon. Six juniorsare on the team, four sophomores andone freshman. SOPHS STAR ASFOILSMENDOWNBIG TEN RIVALSNash and Friedman WinTwo Out of ThreeFirst PlacesRegaining the championship whichit lost in 1926, an unusually well-I)alaiice(l team of sophomore fencersswept through a difficult field to winthe Conference Championship Meetwhich was held in Bartlett Gymna¬sium last Saturday. Individual cham¬pionships were won by Nash, Rhodesscholar from Arkansas, and ElmerFriedman. Wallace, the other Ma¬roon performer finished in a tie forsecond with Fox of Ohio State. Illi¬nois finished second with a score of8 points as compared to the twelveand one-half points secured by theMaroon athletes.Friedman’s early victory in thefoils over Zettelman of Northwesterngave indication of the forthcomingstrength of the Chicago team. Fried¬man and Zettelman had finished in atie for first place and it was neces¬sary for them to meet again for thechampionship, displaying the clever¬ness and agility characteristic of hisform during the dual meet season,Friedman outpointed his adversaryfor coveted title.Bill Nash, fencing in his usuallybrilliant style finished in a tie withClinton, and the two had to fencefor the championship. Using his oldcrouch methods Nash overcame theearly lead of his opponent and wonthe match 4 to 3. His absolute stead-j iness under fire was one of the fac-j tors that aided in his spectacular vic-I tory. Wallace, also fencing for thej firs: time in a Conference Champion-1 ship Meet displayed excellent form to; place in a tie for second over an un-i usually strong field.I Mr. Merrill, who has been seniori fencer on the team since 1920 andIwho has guided its destinies duringthat period has made a marvelousrecord. Three Conference titles havecome to the Maroon teams while hehas aided them, in 1924, 1925, andthis year.Whether you wear ahat jauntily, or whetheryou wear a hat soberlyand sedately. Stetsonoffers you a choice foryour every mood andfancy.Eight toForty DollarsSTETSON HATSStifledJoryomijjiSQnAd No. 4—College Papers—Spring, 1928 T ZtS J -i ■Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1928shows a mood greatly-contrasted withthat of her “jazz sonnet/’ which wepresented last Friday:SECOND GRIEF1 have been here before; I recognizeThe blood-stained platform and thekneeling-block,The hostile glitter of the hangman’seyes,The loud, loud ticking of the prisonclock.Cold are my hands against my throb¬bing breast.And cold my lips behind their fright¬ened smile.And though in pride 1 try to forma jest,I keep remtmbering that after whileI shall be writhing with a futile pain,And shrieking prayers into indiffer¬ent ears;It is no simple matter to be slainWhen one is young and shy and fullof fears.I have been here before, and 1 recallThe hours 1 waited for the knife tofall.THE little pamphlet advertisingthe Kedroff Quartet—singing in Man-del Hall Friday, March 16 (Adv.) —quotes the Queen of Spain as havingonce stepped long enough from herroyal obscurity to tell the world tha*.“These are not singers—they ar.*four magicians!” There’s no begrudg¬ing the Queen this little speech; pub¬licity is an expensive propositionthese days and with the cold-creamvouchers all signed by Movie stars,and the cigarette ads endorsed byHindu potentates, not much is leftfor the nire lady who married theKing of Spain. At that, the “Ma¬gicians—not Singers” idea is a goodtouch; the Queen understands humannature. Even in the supposedly intel¬ lectual atmosphere of this campus, aman will ease away if you broach aninvitation to a Snusic-recital. Buttell him there are a troupe of magi¬cians working around the corner andhe’ll break his neck to be on handwhen they take the rabbits out of thesilk hat.SITTING 'in the good old CoffeeShop yesterday wdth good old PhilWatrous—the man who was Abbottof those good old Blackfriars lastyear—we fell into a plaintive dia¬logue on the good old days. The vir¬tue of the good old days, we decided,was neither in their being “good” norin their virtue, for the only goodthing about them was their consist¬ent badness. A man was a man inthose happy times. “But now,” saidPhil angrily, w’atching a girl at thenext table affectionately caress thegirl who sat next to her, “Things aredifferent—Women are doing Men’swork!”DIARY OF A COLUMNISTFriday evening to Mirror whichwas peppy and palatable. Especiallyenjoyed that moment of indecisionwhen one of the girls couldn’t makeup her mind vrhether she was goingto finish up her cartwheel on thestage or in the laps of the boys inthe front seats. On this basis, triedto get front-row seats for Saturdaynight but found them already gob¬bled up. Afterwards to dance.Saturday night to see Ethel Barry¬more in “The Constant Wife.” Wasvastly entertained by the dramatic-conversation. Mentally emitted ahorse-laugh when Ethel’s passionlesshusband tries to dissuade her from \going on a six weeks’ vacation toItaly as the wife of another man—a man w'ho really adores her—bypromising to travel with her himself,and she replies, “You can’t turn lastnight’s cold mutton into today’s warmlamb chops.” Amused also by thewoman on my right who took off herleft satin slipper, placed her rightfoot on the rail that surrounded the orchestra-pit, and kept scratching thevaccination-mark on ,her left armwith a huge diamond ring. Ordered aglass of milk at the restaurant after¬wards, thus insuling the waiter.Studied dilligently all day Sunday.In the evening played the paternaladvisor to a girl in. the throes of an 'affaire du coeur. Waiting for the |street-car on the way home, lookedinto the window of a bakery-shop andnoticed a little grey mouse nibblingaway contendedly in the center of alarge doughtnut-shaped cheesecake.Let three street-cars go by until atlast the gormandizing rodent turnedover on its back and lay very still.Will never again partake of cheese¬cake,—GEO-GCLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Saturday on campus a dia¬mond and onyx buckle sliaped j)in. fFinder please call Graceland 5714. Re¬ward.LOST—A W. .\. 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Co.Richmond, Va.Gentlemen:I sure get some riled when I seewhere some fellow is crowing over thefact that being older, and having runinto Edgeworth sooner than his lessfortunate compatriots, he challengesthe world as the champion long-timemember of the Edgeworth Club.He doesn’t deserve any medals. Hegot his reward in the enjoyment of hissmoking for the added number of years.He was just lucky in starting sooner,that’s all.However, if you care to delve intoancient history, look up when theyfirst started to pull down the old GrandCentral Station in New York,* thenadd at least six months to that, andyou will arrive at the approximatetime w hen 1 first joined the club.I have smoked at least one pipeful<}f every other tobacco 1 have si'enadvertised, sometim(*s through neces¬sity, hut most of the time to prove tomyself that I have been right in stick¬ing to the old blue tin.Yours truly,H. M. 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