aiir>iiii«r»ii“HIGH HEELS" TWINKLE TONIGHTGIVE INTERSCHOLASTIC COMMITTEES MIRROR REVEALSAutry, Kincaid PRUDENCE PARKSCandidates For I IN CITY SCENESPresidency\Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerSome people take their lives serious¬ly. I don’t. One reason I don’t is thatit’s nice to say I don’t. “A great fel¬low, this Mayer,” people will say. “Youknow what? He doesn’t take life seri¬ously—said so himself. Toys with it,he said. Jokes at it. Great fellow.”The second reason I don’t is that I’mafraid of getting in it’s clutches likethe people who write the A,thenaeumsor Vox Pops or essays on "ShallAmerica Sell Her Soul to the Leagueof Nations? No!” or "Has Life aMeaning?” And the third reason Idon’t is that there comes a time ina man’s life when he gets matured andmarried and becomes established in,say, the ladies ready-to-wear businessand has children—insofar as a manhas children—and then life must betaken seriously: it forces itself on nimas a serious proposition. And thattime, I rather sorrow to sentimentalize,comes soon enough. Those are mythree good reasons, as they say. Butthe worthiest of these, by far, is thesecond.* « *The reason that my second reasonis the worthiest of my three good rea¬sons is this: a mania of any sort makesof a man a forked distraction. Most ofthe people I know have at one time oranother set themselves of as temper¬ate citizens in what they call a serious-minded way. And it isn't long beforethey are maniacs. One of the best, forthis purpose, sorts of maniac I canthink of is the patriot. He is a manwho takes life in the big sense, as itcomes, but on one thing he is set—•he takes his patriotism seriously. Intime of peace he supports the candi¬date whose cry is "America First” or".-Xmerica for .\mericans.” In time ofwar he sings “Over There” andclutches passionately at the arms ofhis chair as the news reel, depictingthe avenging of the enemy’s outragingof women and children, passes beforehis eyes. The Great War gave themall the chance they were waiting for.On the day after America’s declarationof war a professor of Germanicswalked into his Michigan Avenue club.He strolled into the lounge where fouror five of his fellow members, casualfriends of his, were talking. .At hisentrance the group was silent. Noneof them looked up. The professorstood there, puzzled. One of the groupwrithed in his chair a while, and then,without looking up: “You teach Ger¬manics. don’t you. A....?” “Sure Ido,” said the Germanics professor.“How about a game of bridge?” TheGermanics professor didn’t understand.* * «I know two fellows, one of whomworked his way through school, main¬tained a near-Phi Bete average, wasgraduated the biggest of the big menon campus, and never once forgot togrin in four years of college. Theother is working his way throughschool, will get his Phi Bete key nextquarter, knows better, as he .says, thanto throw away four years to be a bigman on campus, and admits beardedlythat he hasn’t a friend in the world ex¬cept himself. And he isn’t sure abouthimself. These two fellows are actual¬ly on earth, breathing God’s air, andmine. The grinning one tells me thatthere is a fourth and best reason fornot taking life seriously. Take you itseriously, says he, and you’ll be dis¬appointed. Life, in and of itself, holdsnothing, says he; we are born naked,and even the extra pair of pants to atwo-pants suit isn’t worth anything toa man dead. The serious one tells methat you’ve got to fight life, struggleabove it, keeping your head all thewhile, and die with the serious realiza¬tion that you have won the fight. Ofcourse, I am not living John’s life, noram I living Si’s. Their lives are, soto speak, none of my business. Cha-cun a son gout, we continentals say.Alabama casts twenty-four votes forUnderwood. TELLS ECONOMICCONDITIONS OFCZARISTRUSSIABaron Meyendorff TakesUp Serfdom InSecond Talk“.There was no economic relation¬ship between the land-owner in Russiaand the individual serf prior to theabolishment of sedfdom.” stated BaronA. F. Meyendorff in his lecture. “TheRussian Manor and the SociologicalResults in Its History,’’ the second ofa series of three which he is present¬ing at the University, delivered yes¬terday afternoon in Rosenwald hall.This economic condition is unique,and it grew out of the disinterest inagriculture which the other-interestgentry class, or manor-owner, pos.ses-sed.Elders Form Assembly"The elders of the community ofserfs managed the ect)nomic affairs.They were gatliered into an assembly,and then (listril)Uted among the serfsthe tasks that were imposed upon thetnby the land-owners.”.According to the former vice-presi¬dent of the Russian Dumas, the gen¬tlemen of the manors were interestedonly in receiving their yearly incomeand since the community method wasthe most effective, it was the one thatwas used. Count Tolstoy, the Russiannovelist, was mentioned as one of theexceptional gentry class who was anagriculturalist.Manor-Owner and Serf DisunitedBaron Meyendorff declared that theemancipation of tlie serfs in 1861 lednot to a closer connection between theland-owner and the serf, but workedcontrary. The former serf class be¬lieved that all land snould belong tothose who cultivated it.PSYCHOLOGIST GIVESTALK ON MARRIAGETO GRAIL AUDIENCEDr. George Bivin. medical psycholo¬gist conducting itidepeiiflent research,spoke on “The Choosing of a Mate”before an assembly of fifty at the meet¬ing of the Grail j’csterday afternoon at4;.V) in the Reynolds club.“Several important classificationsare to be considered before marriage,”said Dr. Bivin in his introduction. “Themind, the body, the emotions, and ma¬terial possessions all require particularconsideration.“Man and wife should do everythingpossible to insure a perfect union. Sev¬eral factors are necessary in this re¬spect, a feeling of mutual trust, theties of religion, an equal status of edu¬cation, a uniformity of ideals, aqd acapability of using material posscs^-sions. Man and wife are not masterand slave, as they used to be, but mu¬tual chums.”Kedroff QuartetIn Mandel RecitalThe Kedroff quartet, which will giveits first public concert in the west inMandel hall Friday, March 16 underthe auspices of the Moody foundation,arrived in Chicago yesterday.The quartet, composed of two formermembers of the Russian ImperialOpera and of two professors from theprincipal music conservatories of Pet-rograd, came here from an appearancewith the New York Symphony Or¬chestra.Sunday evening, the quartet will givea private concert at the Universityclub. , Juniors Registerfor UndergraduateCouncil ElectionsJunior class members register todayin Cobb hall from ^ to 3 for the JuniorUndergraduate council election to beheld Thusrday, March 15. Juniorsmust register today to obtain the rightto vote in the coming electi m.Eligibility of those who register asjuniors in good standing will be check¬ed by the office of the University Re¬corder. The list from the Record’s of¬fice will be the official voting list.None whose names are absent from itwill be allowed to vote. Payment ofclass dues is not a requisite for voting.Charles Cutter, president of the Juniorclass and a meml)er of the Electionboard, will be in charge of registra¬tion.Nominees, probably al)out fifteen innumber, will be announced some timethe first of next week, according to.Arnold Johnson, president of the I’n-dergraduate council.“It is absolutely essential.” saidJohnson recently, “that all juniors reg¬ister today, if they wish to vote in themost important election of the year.The Undergraduate council election isalways the most hotly contested one,and invariably has the largest turnoutof voters.”Cube Guests OfBedouin PlayersThe Bedouins, student playergroup, will entertain members of theCube at the Oasis, 5781 CottageGrove, with the presentation of S. N.Behrman’s play, “The Second Man.”tonight at 8:30.The affair is to be private, invita¬tions being sent only to members ofthe Cube and their immediate friends.Refreshments will be served anddancing will follow the theatrical pro¬gram.Llewellyn Jones, literary editor ofthe Chicago Post, and his wife, Sus¬an Wilbur, also well known in liter¬ary circles, have been invited to to¬night’s performance. Saturday eve¬ning the Bedouin’s will present “TheSecond Man” for the last time.The Bedouins have selected fornext week’s play one of BernardShaw’s works, the title to be an¬nounced later.Retiring PresidentSpeaks To Y. W.(iertrude Holmes, retiring-prc.sidciit,will speak at the YWCA FriendshipDinner and Sing to be held Tue.sdayin the sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.Betty White, newly elected president,will sketch the new plans for thecoming year and introduce the cabinetmembers..After dinner, coffee will be served•n the Y. W. room during the sing,which will be conducted by Ruth Mc¬Neil and Sinah Kitzing. The dinneris open, not only to Y. W. members,but to all University w'omen. Ticketsare on sale at the Y. W. office inIda Noyes hall.Link to IllustrateLecture on BotanyAssociate Professor George K.Link, of the department of plant pa¬thology, will give an illustrated lec¬ture on his recent trip through Africa,Asia and Europe at the Botany clubon Monday at 4:30 o’clock in room13 of the Botany building. NAME CHAIRMENFOR BASKETBALLPREP TJDURNEYAnnounce Elntire StaffFor Higk SchoolClassic• Committee chairmen for the Inter¬scholastic basketball tournament havebeen chosen by Lalon Farwell, andthese chairmen have chosen the mem¬bers of their committee.The rushing committee is headed byRobert MacKinaly, Delta Upsilon.His committee is composed of: SaulWeislovv, Robert Spence. Glen Hey-wood. Jack Holt, Ernest Stevens, JohnInnes, Arthur Cahill, Donald Morse.Harold Bluhm. Warren Tucker, ScottRexinger and Maurice Holahan.Cutter Averages HousingCharles Cutter. Delta Kappa Epsilonis chairman of the housing committee,and his helpers are: James Rutter, DanBoone, Bill Crane, George Hibl)en,Clifford Nelson, Clarence Cushman,Henry Ripley, Lou Simons, John Link,Don Moore and Robert McNeille.Perry Thomas, Phi Kappa Psi, headsthe arrangements committee, and heis assisted by Ed. Schulz. Joe Odell,Howard Willett, Bill Budd, Fred Goff,Fred Sass, Bud Fast, and WanzerBrunelle.The decoration committee is headedby Cameron Eddy, .Alpha Sigma Phi,and his assistants are: Robert Graf,.Arthur Howard. Hioover Bankard,Lawrence Smith, Sayre Bradshaw andWillard Smith.Whitney Entertainment HeadRussell Whitney, Psi Upsilon, ischairman of the entertainment com¬mittee. The men working under himare: Dan Autry. .Art Abbott, HardyMaclay, Morrie Hailiaway, Fred 'rurn-(Continued on page 6)SCOTT NEARING TOSPEAK WEDNESDAYON WESTERN PEACEScott Nearing, author of “DollarDiplomacy,” and famous as a nation¬wide lecturer in economics, sociology,and international politics, will speakbefore the Liberal Club, Wednesday,at 4:30 in Kent theatre. His subject is“W’estern Peace and a League ofAsia.”Mr. Nearing’s “Dollar Diplomacy,”explains the power of Wall Street inconnection with diplomatic activities,interstate commerce, and interstatetrade. He is a communist and has beenexpelled from the University of Penn¬sylvania as well as from this univers¬ity. He is an intimate friend and co¬worker of Upton Sinclair, and wasonce chief advocate for the NewSchool of Social Sciences. He and agroup of others represent what iscalled “Liberal-minded Americanism.”Paul Douglas, professor in PoliticalScience will act as chairman.Freshmen SponsorShamrock Spread”Mrs. Edith Foster Flint will appearat the Freshman Shamrock spread, atea to be held Wednesday at 3:45 inthe Y. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.This will be the last entertainment tobe given by the freshman council, thisquarter.Peg Russel, a member of the Mirrorchorus, and solo dancer in the “HoboDance” will be one of the chief attrac¬tions.Tickets for the tea may be obtainedfrom any of the members of the coun-'H* - \cil, for fifteen cents. Nominees for offices in the Uni¬versity Y. M. C. A. have been an¬nounced by the nominating committee,made up of Ken Rouse, Don Mack,and Sabastian Kurrie. Both active andassociate members of the organizationmay vote at the election, which is tobe held Tuesday, March 13 from 9 to4:30 in the Y. M. C. .A. office in Rey¬nolds club. ~ •Nominees are Walter Kincaid andDaniel .Autry for president, John Free¬man and George Pidot for vice-presi¬dent, and Donald Bickley and HaroldHayden for secretary. Kincaid, activein the Y'. M. C. .A. in his first twoyears, served as vice-i)resident in 1926and will be a senior next fall. Autry,president of the Freshmen class in1926, w'as a member of the Y. M. C.A. cabinet this year and will be asenior. Freeman was a member oflast year’s handbook staff, while Pidotis assistant instructor in public speak¬ing and president of the Debating Un¬ion.Both nominees for secretary havebeen prominent in campus activities.Hayden received his numerals in trackduring .lis Freshman year and is now amember of the varsity track team.Mrs. Flint NotesChanges In Clubs“Selective admissicju has been an im¬portant factor in the development of agroup of students in the junior collegesj who have bigger mental appetites thanany of their predecessors,” accordingto Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, chairmanof the Women’s University Council inan address before the New Yorkchapter of the University Alumnae.“.Among the most noteworthychanges have been the metoniorphosisof the women’s secret clubs from or¬ganizations for friendship and socialenjoyment to political organizations.The character of the women’s dormi¬tories has become less centrifical, themany outside interests having divertedthe attention of the residents to otherchannels.”Among the seventy members whowere present, many were prominentstudents while on campus. They in¬cluded .Miss .Agnes Wayman,formerly(Continued on page 4)Install Home £c.Officers ThursdayThe Home Economics club will in¬stall its newly elected officers at ameeting next Thursday in Ida Noyeshall. The new officers, in accordancewith the results of the election whichwas held last Tuesday, March 6, arc:Eleanor Rhoads, president; Anne Heet-derks, vice-president; Ethel Austin,secretary; and Cleophas Doyle, treas¬urer.The group picture of the HomeEconomics club for the Cap and Gownwill be taken on Tuesday, March 13.Members have been asked to meet forthe picture at 3:50 in Lexington hall.Committee ConductsTour Through HotelA tour of the Stevens Hotel wdll beconducted by the Tours committee ofthe Y. W. C. A. Saturday morning.Those interested in joining the groupwill meet in the Foyer of Ida Noyeshall at 8:45. Margaret Carr HeadsCast of ThirdProductionBy Harriet HathawayAt 8:30 tonight the red velvet cur¬tain of Mandel hall will slowly riseon Michigan boulevard, the first sceneof “High Heels,” the third annual Mir¬ror production, written by MargaretCarr and Sterling North. “High Heels”will again flash Saturday evening at8:30.In rapid succession the audience ofcollegians and Chicago society willbreathlessly follow' the gay figure ofPrudence Parks, dressed in her highheels, through the revelries of a hap¬py night in the city of Chicago. Mich¬igan boulevard will blaze in all itslights.’ Scenes Show ParkA park bench by the lake side willbeckon with its solitude. In silence thehuge lions of the Art institute willguard a broad expanse of steps. Theanimals of the Lincoln park zoo willgo on display, or at least a zoo sceneis scheduled. The brilliant ballet onthe roof of one of Chicago’s most pop¬ular clubs will dance some of its trick¬iest numbers. Crowds will jostle atthe corner of Madison and Statestreets. And the long white fence ofthe outer drive will be silhouettedagainst a black sky. This is Chicago,the city of Prudence Parks.Miss Venable Coaches Dancers.Marianne Durbrow Venable, dancerin the Bolm ballet, has been on cam¬pus for .several weeks coaching thewomen of the chorus. She helped an¬swer the profound question, “WhereAre We Going?” which was asked bythe Mirror women two years ago.That was the first production, and itwent down in history as somethingworth trying again. She has comeback to show off the high heels ofthe off-campus woman.O’Hara Directs ProductionMr. Frank O’Hara is here too. Hehas gone through the tribulations ofmany a campus dramatic production,and now at the end of a few weeksintensively spent in directing the pro¬duction he leans on his cane( they sayhe carries it because he tried someof the chorus steps) and smilinglycomments. “If it is nothing else, ‘HighHeels’ is smart. It is spontaneous andvigorous. It shows the modern wom¬an when she’s having a good time, andit doesn’t imitate the professional stageto do it.”Virginia Ratcliffe is going to dance.In fact, she will lead the ballet in trueprofessional style. And Florence Stewr'-art has the lead in the singing parts.Margaret Carr is taking the part ofPrudence Parks. She has made aname for the production by' writing it,and critics expect she w’ill increase itsreputation by acting in it.Award Degree ForResearch on Seeds.Another reason for “why we do aswe do” has been revealed b.v GeorgeJ. Raleigh, who will receive a Ph. D.degree at the March convocation forhis w'ork explaining why seeds of thelegume family must be scratched be¬fore planting.Mr. Raleigh’s research work with theKentucky Coffee Bean show's a seri¬ous case of delayed germination whichhas long been a difficult agriculturalproblem.Mr. Raleigh is the first to attributethe unusual action of these seeds todehydrated pectin.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1928QIIjp iailfl MarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY' OF CHICAGOPublished morniiiKs. except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription ratesJS.OO per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March13, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paiier.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenI Chairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S. .Mayer News EditorChari.-s H. Good —Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert .McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin . Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean .. Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore Editor|Aldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da—“on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobeit Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev’ll AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified .Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman .. .Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentEDWIN LEVINE, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac~twity and scholarship2. Augmentation of *he Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.8. Extension of the Intramural principls.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of £’-11 and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.ON THE CANDIDACY OF MR. LOWDENWe doubt whether many, especially astute politicians, withthe exception of his George arch- enemies, take the campaign ofex-Ck)v. Frank 0. Lowden for president seriously. We have failedto discern any excitement for him save in the hinterlands of thecorn belt or in the dry farming regions of Arizona where a Mes¬siah to lead the agriculturists from a self-inflicted economicmorass is believed in and prayed for as they would pray for rain.Some comments of Mr. Milton Mayer in the Daily Maroon, how¬ever, in which he apparently approves of Mr, Lowden leads us tocomment on that candidate.We have almost said enough when we said that most ofMr. Lowden’s support at present is from the farmers. Far be itfrom us to scoff or even, in this day of the automobile, good roads,radio, to look down on the farmer. But Mr. Lowden is apparentlybidding for the presidency on a platform of relief for the farmer.The farmers, for the most part embittered against the Coolidgeadministration for its failure to put through the McNary-Haugenbill, are eager to follow Mr. Lowden’s banner because he promisessome such legislation. In passing we might note that we are noteven certain that the farmers would stick on that question. Wesuspect that if Ck)olidge would run again he would again get theirsupport. We have not forgotten the soldier boys who were enragedat the veto of the soldiers’ bonus bill by Mr. Coolidge but who atthe next election piled up the votes for the President.But aside from that, if the farmers would stick, would they bewise in supporting Mr. Lowden and would their support beenough? Mr. Lowden’s main qualification, it appears, is that hehimself is a farmer—although we suspect of somewhat a vicariousnature—and therefore “understands the farm problem.’’ We areinclined to believe from perhaps an all too cursory examination ofthe farm problem that the trouble has been too much applicationof a “farmer’s understanding.’’ What appears to be needed is theapplication of a business man’s understanding. The farmer isinclined to be a sentimental person. He is notorious for scream¬ing at ills, imagined and otherwise and for seeking legislativeremedy for conditions which only sound economic policy can cure.He has always been somewhat of a beggar in the body politic.The farmer saw in the McNary-Haugen bill his relief—andnone will deny that he needs some sort of relief. But we feelthat unwittingly enough the most intelligent act of the Coolidgeadministration was the veto of the McNary-Haugen Bill. Ouropinion is that it would have left the farmer in worse shape thanever. The best political bet for the farmer is to have someone inthe White House who is a business genius and not either a senti¬mentalist or a man overly friendly with the banking fraternity.The man we have in mmd, of course, is the present executive-genius of New York.As to whether the farm support for Mr. Lowden would beenough to have only to say this. We doubt if more than 1 percent of the entire nation knows what the McNary-Haugen billis about. Slightly more than that per centage of the urban popu¬lation is even interested in the farm problem or in the farmer. OFHCIAL NOTICESFriday, March 9I Radio Lecture: “Human RelationsI in Industry.’’ Mr. James Mullenbach,! 8. Station WMAQ. Man’s Ancestors.’’ Associate Professor mj Professor AJfred Sherwood Romer ofthe department of Vertebrate Paleon¬tology.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, 4. IdaNoyes hall. “High Heels”Religious Service, for all membersi of the University, conducted by theI Divinity faculties. 11:50. Joseph Bondchapel. Professor Shirley JacksonCase, of the department of ChurchHistory.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity faculties. 11:50. Joseph Bondchapel. Professor Shirley Jacksonj Case, of the department of ChurchI History.Public Lecture: “The PoliticalStructure of Soviet Russia.” BaronMeyendorff, 4:30. Rosenwald 2.Public Lecture (downtown): “Ver¬tebrate Beginnings: the .\ge of GiantReptiles; the Rise of the Mammals; SATURDAY, March 10I Meetings of University ruling■ bodies: The faculty and conference' of the Divinity school at 9 a. m.,' Swift 101. The executive board of |I the Graduate faculty at 10, Cobb 116. ^BARBER SHOPWe’re a university shopfor university students.AL I. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’s Twinkle TonightThird Annual Mirror ProductionMandel Hall8:30 O’clockanil 57th Street(Jon O^den Oocjt ~ ministerSUNDAY, MARCH 11, 19281 I A. M.—“The State Church Idea.”6 P, M.—Channing Club. “Religious Conditions in Ger¬many,” Professor Wilhelm Pauck.ThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon. Di;^ Wm. H.Boddy, “The Rejectors.”7:45 p. m.—“The Conquest ofFear." Dr. Wm. H. Boddy.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark .\ve.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.Dr. Joseph A. Vance of Detroit, isdelivering a series of addressesduring the week from February27 to March 4. Dr. Vance is anoutstanding influence in the Pres¬byterian Church. \ cordial invi¬tation is extended to everyone tocome and hear him.CAMEO ROOM.MORRISON HOTELClark near Madison St.SUNDAY AFTERNOON at 3:15.SCOTT NEARINGof New York“THE PRESENT TREND INCHINA AND RUSSLV’Questions from the audience. Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSI NDAV. M.\RCH 1111 a. ni.— "Fed By the Spirit and'I'cmpted By Satan.”b p. m.—Scroohy Club: Miss .An-nie Howe, organizer of Kinder¬garten at Kobe. Japan.7:30 p. m.—Reading of Gals¬worthy’s “Strife” by ProfessorDavis lid wards.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH"Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”^5 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School, 9:30 A. M.11 a. ir.—“Jesus the Way.”8 p. m.—“One Question with TwoAnswers,” Rev. P. J. Stackhouse.B. Y. P. U. invite* you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENOMINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11 a. Ill. ‘^eriiKin by a manfrom (^bieago 'l'beologic;il .Semin¬ary”.1’2:15 p. in.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-Baritone.\ll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, March 11, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak on“JUDGE LINDSEY AND THECOMPANIONATE MAR¬RIAGE”All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Welcome EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7.3b ;i. Ill—Holy ('oinniunion.9:3b a in. ( hurch School.11 :bb a. m.—Holy I'licharist andSirnilon.7 45 p. in. I'.viMi'ong. .Xddress..\II students especially Episcopa¬lians are invited to ) oiing People’s( lul) at ():b0 ji. m. Daily -ervices.• • •The Church ofThe RedeemerS(th and Blarkaton*REV JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..5550 Blackatone Ave.University .Student Pastor:RKV. HKNJAMIN HORTON. A. B. .Awt.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 am.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith .sermon at II a. m.7:.lb p. in. Beautiful I’assion Musie•Service.7:30 p. m. ) oung People’s Meet¬ing 5 p. Ill. witli slipper. Studentsespeciall\ weleoine.St. Paul’s ChurchSOth and Do.«hMt«rPariah Office: 4946 Dorcheatar AranurTal. Oakland 1186REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 %. m.Morning Service, 11 :00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young People*’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts9:45 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening worship.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Monday, 7 to 9 p. m.—Bowling forthe men at 6855 Stony IslandAve.Friday, Mar. 16—Young People’sChurch Club “Jollies,”St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchElli» Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY, MARCH 11, 1928! 1 A. M.—“The Forgiving Grace.” Dr. King D, Beach.8 P. M.—“Wh’at I Believe About God.”Dr. King D. Beach, preaching.Make This Your Church Honrie.Look for the TowerChicago EthicalSocietyWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenne at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX PastorSUNDAY, MARCH 11, 1928Morning 11 o’clock—“The Holy Catholic Church.”Evening 7:45 o’clock—Forum Sermon—Subject: “Who IsGood?”Evening 7:45 o’clock—Rev. Gilbert S. Cox.Students Yvill find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F, Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, MARCH 11, 1928Sermon: 1 I A. M,—“Mysteries of Comradeship.*’Wranglers at 5:30—Mr. Chandoo Shah, student in the Dept,of Chemistry will speak on "The Atom.’’THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1928About BooksAnd PeopleBy Sterling NorthWhen I hear the conservative ele¬ment howlini? about the lack of tech-ni(iue in modern art I sometimes\v o n d e r h o wmutli they petu-a.^y know aboutthe subject. Ofcourse there arebad writers amij)ainters in thisgeneration, a.;there have beenin every genera¬tion. Hut to at¬tack Picasso orMatisse, Joyce. Anderson orStein on the ground they don’tunderstand their medium is assinine.It is, of course, a well known factthat Mtiti.sse iiad a line classical edu¬cation in Art and for some yearswas under coniract with the Frenchgovernment to copy the old mastersin the Louvre. Those who havewatched Picasso through his variousstages know h(*y perfectly lie candiY.w in tlie conventional manin rwhen he has a mind, lint it is. per-hai s. less wniely known tliat .lamesJoyce has been known to spend athousand hour.-^ of work on a piec.of prose five thousand words long..And few nali'/.e tlie years of work.Anderson ami Stem have .spent in .se¬curing their technique..As F. Scott l itzgeral'l ]tointe<l ourin the only really inlellii’.ent }»icc(> ofcntici.'^m 1 ha\e .\.r seen on Sher¬wood .Anderson: ‘ People f:)i' yeUi.shav(* eonsidered .Ntoh r.son an inav-lieulate writer with much to say; onthe contrary he is a man who hasnothing to say hut who says it nmr.heautifully llian any oilu r writer iseapable of .s.iying ii.” The samegeneral ciiticism is a;idi>able to thewhole modern scliool of wiMors andartists. Thio-e never wa.s a ptohodin w’hich tecimique wa.-, carried tosuch a [teak hy such a great numb cof craftsmen, even if the things the.seartists say are snniet inn s trivial.T!ie fact of the matter is. many ofour best writers I.ivc harm'd thi'irtechnique ami f'irge/tteii it. Theyhave in a sen.se overtrained, .'si. easily do the wonis or colors fhnv intotheir finished pictun*. tluit the birththrows of technique are quite absent.The superficial crith', seeing no evi¬dence of the struggle for techniipi-s,takes it for granted tiicre has beenno struggle ami consequently he de-eides that the whole modern schoolis without that virtiu'. Last century,when almos't ail of tlie wi iters slioweiionly too plainly their crude attemptsto master their meuium, i. was sii.’ha relief to run acros.s a well writtenjKissage tiiat critics would suddcnl.vbecome enravishod and deify . son;.third-rate writer like llickc ns untiihL books soil by tli ’ hundred thou¬sands.Do not misunderstand me. I amnot writing an indiscr.ni’na-. eulogyto modern art. If it is true that ther<'never were so m; n\ good tccltni-tians it is also Ir'ie that there neverwere so man\ ([uacks. .In an era oftransit’o.o. when oil dogmns are bein.g shattered, there is of necessity adearth of ah. olufe weights and mea--ures. In view of this ab.scnee of eom-forting land : ai lts, those who worenever very good mariners anyhow aicapt to t:ik<' every hank of fog foisolid land. New schools of poetry andart spring up daiiyg some thembuilt on .smind principles and other.-with little more to recommend themtlian their novelt.y.The fact remains that never sincethe Elizabethan era has there been.such a flow of technically .sound lyri¬cal pootryg and never in the historyof the short story' has anyoneequalled Katherine Mansfield andErnest Hemingw’ay.Leslie River, University graduateof 1926 and author of “Death of aYoung Man,” is reported working onanother novel which will probably hepublished by Simon & Schuster inthe Spring. Neither the title nor thenature of the book has yet been di¬vulged.Mr, River is living in GreenwichVillage, New York, at present. Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY kE VIEW ”tPublished Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonDill Pickle ClubOffers New ActThe Dill Pickle Club, long thehome of embryonic genius, burstsforth with another home-brewedconcoction for tomorrow night. Weare glad to notice that the authorhas retained sufficient ration.aIismm this bit of satyric comedy to“Page the Iceman’ ’and not blameit all on poor Jack Jones, founderof the Club. Ag.ainst the age ofhoine-brcv/ is one I y F. Scott Fitz-ger.jld. oid enough , to be'termedCcomparatively'; 'good old stuff.”“Come and see Miss Schmal asthe girl m thv bath tub in ‘Porcelainand Fink’.” pleads jSek.“After the plays, dance till yovjsheik gels tired in the ballroom decorated with fantastic, brilliant fig¬ures. and then drag him into the tearoom,’‘■D'Annuncio’’ will he the subjectof a lecture by Prof. Walter Llew¬elyn Bullock of the Romance De¬partment of the Univers/ty' Sundaynight. A man wiih as gorgeous alife as D Annuncio—poet, lover,soldier—should make an excellentsubject.” declares the romantic Mr.Jones.CampusBy Lhzabeth TaylorIt .;( I'in.s al mo<t siippiff ou.s to moilic.n til, ;>t the t’:!rj annu..l product’.oiif .Min IT wii ! 1)0 hold tonig'it. Fr - a■ 1! i-f" nl't-A. li III !i official and unofii-via!, it ui'dini ■•I ' Ui 1)0 ox tromoly o 'I’cvtiv,' ...ml ! hi most am l»itious pro-U'JMt'l IIU'V 1 T V tlU’J. Tlicro ar.'^ \vr 1' !)v\ •: artfor op oiling nialiiaiul th (' vlu’. s ami i ! at i lii ios liavotakcJi block.'^ ;. .Sonia of tho mo-tpi on.bi tiL campu , v. ..mou will u.shor.• alt"'-"•th't it -hauld prove one o:'n- < : atnl festive of t'le all-Fiiiv- r-:;.' aifai;"-:. Evi'rything isre i(!\ ; it . ..und,'- w.iiid.-rful; let’s hopeti.:'; it c'es '■vvr with u rush. Timfiateri’il ie.-- planning aftoi'-Mn ro •(lances are liii (lainnia Delta, Delta.''^igma i'hi. I’lb i'i I’hi. I'hi DeltaTlo't.i ."ml Kap))a .\'u. There are>tb-r -en'’-registered so to speak,.and slivr there is a 1''liversit.v rulingthat u'l function may he menlionodin tin'.-- column unless the chaperons■ ri' li 'ed they will have to go un¬sung. .Althou'di good parties aresell’-advertiisin'i-, we hope that thee! aperon.'i will la* registered here¬after.Th(' 1 hi I’i This are giving a housedanee this evetiitig. Mr. ar.d Mr.s.(i. VV. Warner, with Mr. and Mrs,(('or.t iitu'-d on pa.p* 1)IRISH/ris/i /^/7e-Jr/s /7jcj/erSara Allgood, starring with theIrish Flayers in “June and the Pay-cock,” at the Blackstone theater,looks as good today as she did whenthis picture was taken—on her lastappearance in Chicago, almost a scoreof years ago. GLORIFIED HOME-GROWNSr--'* Tu.•f M -'m, -Via?*f-''it..W U.>4'"1 -a$g'biSrJust a sample of what a relief theMandcl Boards hold for a jaded pub¬ic tonight and tomorrow night, whenthe campus women appear in their own production, “High Heels.” Itis the third annual showing of Mirror.Bottom to top: Jane Block!, EugeniaEvans, Evelyn Stinson, Peggy New¬ton, Ellen Hartman.The Kedroff QuartetteBy John OollardJohn Doiiard, assistant to Presi¬dent Mason, is chairman of the Wil¬liam Vaughn Moody committee. Heheard the Russian quartet sing atservices in the Russian Holy TrinityChurch, and v, as instrumental in ar¬ranging for their appearance at Mae-del hall ne.\t Friday evening.It may tui longer be news to tlbo'eoir.'iiunity llmt the William Vaughn.Moody l.i'i iure committee is .si)onsor-in.'.r a recital by the Russian KcdrolFquartet at Alandel ball on the eve¬ning of Friday, March 16.It may be interesting to knowsomething- about the quartet, where•1; y < ome from, and how they sing.In order to find out some of these'J’ing.- (.ne ha.s to go to hear them, as1 di(i. and the occasion which offereda Hisliop’s vespers at the GreekOrthodox ehureh. The invitation togo vas accepted, and we went, tostand in the circular interior of theelnircli during- the services. It a))-j.e. i.-i tliat the four member.^ of the1 lip aj-e all membei.s of the Rus.-iiaiitlrtliodox church and that in singingthere, they -were taking part in areligious serviceMystic. Monotonous, SorrowfulThe church was brightly li.ghtediroin floor to roof, full of exoticicons, with eircular stand of blazing-candles, and totally strange to theWesicrn eye. The choir was hiddenbeliind a huge icon near the altar.Tlie .SCI vice began the pageant ofof sweet singing, of drifting incense,of chanted prayers, of huge openbonks. Th ' music which they sangwas >ny.'tic, r'lonotoncms, sorrowful,but it was '.ruiy sjung, and gladly,and it breathed the spirit of an an-; ii'ut church and an even older sac-viiicc. We were hroatble.-s at the(tul. somewhat tired with the stand-big, and \cr;- glad co receive the in-viiaiion of Bishop Thcofilos to cometo his house next door and have tea.This we did, and to our great satis¬faction. the quartet also came. Wehad rernemborecl by then ProfessorHarper’s comment, “When those Rus¬sians can sing, they can sing.”We talked with the bishop andwith the members of tlie quartet andthey proved to be delightful humanbeings. We were limited in our talkto one who spoke an English which was just a month old—and with theothers we used the more primitivemethods of human intercourse—ges¬ture and grimace. But it was fun—and at last the bearded bishop roseand kindly took us in to tea. Itproved to be Russian tea, and .strong,and it came in large glasses besideplates of rye bread, meat, cheese andsuch.Lively, Vital, ExpressiveThe Bi.siio]) was more than gra¬cious. He permitted the quartet tosing at table after tea, and, clearingtheir throats, they started. .And thiswas another kind of singing. Weheard the rhythmic stamp of thepeasant dance, the clear evening pur¬ity of the Bells of Novgorod, the oldfamiliar tug of the Volga boatmanat his rope. We heard four Russiangentlemen very merrily and verymusically serenading a lady; weheard a wedding song, a love song,and a dance song. And each wascheered more than the last. Andfinally we heard them sing the LordksPrayer in Russian, and that waschokingly beautiful. This Avas nodead quartet, standing like somany brooms—but lively, vital, ex¬pressive. I said a foolish thing tothe one who talked English: “Doyou like to sing?” and he answeredin a fashion which was heart-warm¬ing, Avhile it made you smile, “It isour heart.”Send Us Home HappySo we came home and resolved tohave them out here—and to stake ourreputation on it, if necessary. Itisn’t such a gamble though becausethey come with the most extraordi¬nary record of success in Europe andin the East. They are only twomonths in the United States and al¬ready they have sung with the NewYork Symphony. We are pleasedalso to notice that top prices forhearing them in New York -were$2.75, and to realize that, with thehelp of University funds, we are put¬ting them on here at fifty cents. Webelieve that they will have a delightedand delightful reception from thiscommunity and that the singing inMandel on next Friday night willsend most of us home happy. Notthe least of our .satisfactions is thisone—that they are appearing at theUniversity of Chicago for their firstpublic appearance in the city. Three Musicians atCube Next ThursdayElizabeth Green, violinist, LoisRichards, ’cellist, Harriet Northrup,pianist, will be the trio whose firstrecital before the campus public willtake place next Thursday eveningat 8:30 at the Cube, 1538 E. 57thStreet. The occasion of this eventis a reception given for the purposeof a private inspection of the newart exhibit by the local artist, Con¬stantine Pougialis.Miss Green has been acclaimedby music critics as a violin vir¬tuoso of high merit. Her repertoireis rather extensive, consisting ofcompositions that require greatskill and artistic finesse for theirexecution. Her program will consistof a rendering of Sarasate’s Intro¬duction, and Caprice Jota, also Men¬delssohn’s Achron, “On the Wingsof Song,’ ’and Bazzine’s “Roundof the Goblins.”Lois Richards, the cellist, willrender Matys’ Romance and Squir’sTarantelle. The trio will begin therecital by “Allegro Animato fromOpus 42” by Gade and will closewith “Londonderry Air” by F. andH. Kreisler, and “Souvenir d'Hon-grie” by Bendel.BooksBy Iris Goodman“Black Majesty,” by John H. Van-dercook. Harper & Brothers, ALiterary Guild book.It is strange that the LiteraryGuild should have chosen for its Feb¬ruary and March offerings, bookswhich are both valuable contributionsto the social sciences. “The Amer¬ican Bandwagon” delighted sociolo¬gists—Dr. Louis Wirth of this Uni¬versity in particular; and now coniesMr. Vandercook’s “Black Majesty,”which should delight anthropologistsas much as his first book, “Tom¬Tom.”“Black Majesty” is a biography ofHenry Cristophe, a negro who, withthe extraordinary initiative th&t char¬acterizes the Alger book heroes, wentup the steps from slave to king ofthe island of Haiti.It is a colorful subject that Van-dercock deals with. He sketches theindolence of the people of the isle,something of the political situation,the animosity for the negroes, themulattoes and the whites; and showsthe extraordinary power of Christo-phe wielded against this background,which changes the island from one ofchaos and waste to a wealthy andproductive country. Through thewhole book he catches the spirit ofthe progressive negro, Christophe, ascontrasted to his indolent brothers,as when the King says:"My race i.s as old as yours. In Africahey tell me there are as many blacks as thereire white mn in Europe. In Saint Dominique)cfore we drove the French out there werei hundred nirroes to every mastr. e But wire your slavs. Fixeept in Haiti, nowhere inhe world have we ri^sisUd you. We have.ufTereil. we have prown dull and like a cat-le under a whip we have obeyd. Why? Be¬muse M'sieur we have no pride, because welave nothinp to remember. “Listen!” Heifted his hand.*-It is a drum. Sir Home. It is almost allA-e have. The drum, lauphter, love for onemother and our .share of courape. You de-ipise our dreams and kill our snakes andireak the little sticks you think are our Gods,’erhaps if we had somethinp we could showmu, someth inp we could show ourselves, youvould rspect us and wc mipht respect our-;elvcs.’’The fault of Christophe, as the au¬thor sees it. was that he worked toofast fpr the ignorant negro’s under¬standing; that he was a prophet ofhis people and so, like Napoleon, hisopponent, he did not live to see theprogress of his people.It is an extraordinary book, this“Black Majesty,” about an extraor¬dinary man who should be hailed .asa hero by his people.Among the new books is one byProfessor Angel of Michigan. It dealswith various phases of undergradatelife and is almost unique in its field.There are sections on campus publica¬tions, dramatics, and activities in gen¬eral.Professor Angel’s book will be re¬viewed in an early issue.200 College people can’t be wrong—they have already booked STCA pas¬sage for the coming summer. About Artsand ArtistsBy Nicholas MatsoukasTwo very interesting exhibits, oneby Pable Picasso and the other byare open to thepublic .in thegallerrlft- of thefashionable Artsclub. The firstone consists ofsixty drawingsby the father ofCubism, PabloRicasso.The Spaniardsin exhibiting thedrawings, proves to the public ingeneral that lie can draw. His anil¬ity to draw, however, as it is seenfrom the exhibit, is not limited tothe Arabistic school alone. Through¬out his works—in this particular ex¬hibition—a classical feeling is sensed.His fingers are classical not only be¬cause of their position as drawn, butalso because of the general feelingthey embody. Nuder, exaggerated ina delicate manner, become gracefulobjects of a well proportionated ar¬rangement. To some, the exxagera-tion might seem illogical, but theymust remember that when any ar¬tistic object is thrown into differentforms, any violation of the classicalmanner is justified if the work isperformed in a consistent manner.Consistency and grace make anyof these Picasso drawings distinctiveworks of art. Bearded men, elon¬gated under exaggerated bodily pro¬portion. all form a Picasso unit. Butremember, Picasso has not been con¬verted. His inspiration might appearas being classical, yet his whole ex¬hibit is one that carries over astrength and power that belonged toPicasso alone. Picasso, who origi¬nated Cubism, is an epoch-makingartist. Whether or not his Cubismwill live is of no interest. • WasMichaelangelo ever imitated success¬fully? Cubism is Picasso, and as aconsequence it should live only aslong as its fieunster dominates.L’art est une harmonie paralelle a lanature.La nature est plus en profendurequ’en surface.With .such a belief, Marsden Hart¬ley paints his canvasses. A mystic,receiving inspiration from Chiita andJapan, brings to the Occident hisglowing colors. Nature, w’ith its in¬explicability. weirdness and consistentlack of harmony, appeals to Hartleyas appropriate model for reproduc¬tion. Ever his still life canvasses con¬tain that glowing colorism whichbring about a mystical feeling, one ofprofound admiration for that wbicliis naturally preordined.Marsden Hartley carries some con¬sistent idea of color renditionthroughout his work. One scene istreated in three different tones, show¬ing the effect of the different periodsof the day.Members of the LiteraryGiuld received the followingbooks ON THE DAY OFPUBLICATION: The Ufe ofAnthony Comstock, Mr. For¬tune’s Maggot, Tristram,Trade Horn, Tall Men, CircusParade, The American Car¬avan That Man Heine, A ShortHistory of Women, The Van¬guard, The Last Post, TheGreat American Band Wagon.Did you read them while theywere new? Did you get themfor half price?LITERARY GUILD OFAMERICAFine Arts Bldg., ChicagoIRIS GOODMAN.Campus Representative5306 University Ave.Plaza 2783Marsden Hartley,«».!MatsoukasNicholasPage Fou' THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. MARCH 9. 1928Mrs. Edith Foster Flint CAMPUSFreeman, will chaperon. The namesof Mr. and Mrs. 0. T. Hinkle havebeen given as host and hostess at the.A. T. O. Phi Gamma Delta dance.The annual Alpha Tau Omega supperMrs.^lint NotesChanges In Clubs(Continued from page 1)an instructor in the Women's PhysicalEducation department, now at Barnardin a similar capactty; Mrs. (.ilenroscBell Caraway, president of the chapter;Miss Edith Schwarz Rogers, secretary;Mrs. Edith Wilds Bird, Mrs. RuthVanderslip Hardin. Mrs. Jane MonroeBrueie, Mrs. Catherine Biggins Ma-gill, Miss Josephine Starr, Miss Eu-phrosyne Langley, Miss \'iola Para¬dise and Miss Margaret Burton. WERENT!nPEWRITE YOUR PAPERS!WE BUYWE DELIVERWE DELIVER Rental is only $10.00for Three Months or$4.00 for one month.Of course your rentalipplies on the purchaseof any machine.1311 E. 57th St.Fair. 2103SERVICE ATYOUR FINGER TIPS TYPEWITERSATWoodworth^sWaslungton Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVE.Capital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator,guardian, trustee, or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC X. P0WB:LL, Pres. \ . R. .AXDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. Cash.C. A. EDMONDS. Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. Cash.B. G. GRAFF, \'ice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. Cash.C. .S. M.\C>.AUL.\V, Trust OfficerA. G. FIF.DLF.R, .AuditorToniteCollegiateFUN AND .FROLICEvery Friday- - AT - -Club Katinka.343 E. GARFIELD BL\ D.PLENTY OF FUNNOISEHILARITYXO COXER CHARGEFor College Kite FridayOr Anv Other Nite Save Sat.SMITH - HODGESRUSSIAN BANDOF MUSICIANS DANCE dance will be held at the Congresshotel this evening. The leaders ofthe Grand march will be Kyle Ander¬son and Miss Ella Louise Drumm,Tux Gorden and Miss Florence Bud-dig. The patrons and patronesseswill be Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Hu- benthal. University of Chicago gradu¬ates, and Mr. and Mrs. Arthur H.Comton. The ball will last fromnine to one in the Florentine room.Saturday the Delta Sigma Phis willgive a house dance from 9 to 1,following the Mirror. Chicagoans willfurnish the music and outside enter¬tainment is promised. Mr. and* Mr.s.MINTGUMFull of RealPeppermint yma A QUESTIONHave you tried our special SundayStudent chicken and duck dinners.?If not, why not?They Can’t Be Beat!VARSITY CAFE1015 E. 55th St. L. Rose and Mr. and Mrs. 'WilliamHarrington w’ill chaperon. The Kap¬pa Nu formal at the house will beheld the same evening. Mr. and Mrs.Benjamin Klaff and Mr. and Mrs.J. Kahn will act as host and hostess. The Phi Delta Thetas are also plan¬ning a dance at the house. Mr. andMrs. E. C. Jenkins will chaperon.Going to Europe? Start now bybooking an STCA passage.Exceptionally large single and double Hotel rooms; alsoKitchenette apartments suitable for larger groups. Pri¬vate baths. Complete hotel service. Dining room.Most Convenient to University and 1. C.Special Rates to Students.HYDE PARK MANOR HOTE5500-14 HARPER AVENUEnull iimiimiiiniTTWTtTnniTvauHniiitnnn.ii tint* WTWWWwrmTWiwwtiwwiwwwnnI Y)u May Not KnowThat you can find here two-trouser Suits,styled the way you want them, in material andworkmanship for which this firm has becomefamous, as low as $35* Perhaps you don’trealize that you can get a Topcoat for thesame price. White Shirts with collar attachedare priced from $2 up; colored Shirts v/ithtwo starched collars from $2.50 up; Hats aslow as $5; and Shoes styled to your particularliking from $7 up. You will be agreeably sur¬prised at these values and pleased with thesatisfaction other men enjoy who shop here.THE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANY■ ijummaaiLafcMiiJiMAiaiir ■■■J.niiJbiMiiJ klUJ■ 1-T-Chicago acrobats seek toretain title. Maroon Fencers ready toregain championship.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. MARCH 9. 1928MAROONS FAVORED TO WIN GYM TITLEHEXNER, DAVIDSONAPPEAR FOR U$TTIME IN BIG TENTwo Maroon Stars HoldFour IndividualTitlesLed by Captain Jimmy Flexner andformer Captain Floyd Davidson, wn.are competinp in their last meet forChicago after three seasons of sen¬sational success, the Maroon tum¬blers stand an excellent chance ofcopping the Conference champion¬ship, for which Bipr Ten teams willcompete tomorrow ni^ht at Bartlett}?ym, starting at 7:30 o’clock. Nu-bauer and Shorty McRoy will alsusinjr their swan song in this meet,which promises to be as replete withstars as any Conference tourney everheld.Coach D. L. Hoffer, to whom muchfo the credit for the success of theseoutstandinir jrymna.sts is due, saidthat he believes these two men, Flex¬ner and Davidson, are as fine men a.sever have competed for any Chicasroathletic team in the eijrhteen yearsthat he has been connected with theUniversity. In 192fi, when the twomen were sophomores competinjf forthe first time in Conference circle.s,they won the Bij? Ten champion.shipfrhm eiprht experienced rurdue sen¬iors, althouprh Captain Jerry Quinnwas out with an injured knee. Thatsame year these two men went to theEast and defeated the University ofPennsylvania team for the nationalchampionship. They have made un¬told sacrifices for the team, displayedmarvellous perseverence and prit, andthroujrh constant work have been ableto brinp two Conference champion¬ships and one national championshipto the school, besides leadinpr a teamthat appears to be certain of victorytomorrow nifcht.Wisconsin is sending the best teamthat the Badger institution ha.s hadin recent years to attempt to wrestthe tile from Chicago. Their out-sianding performer is Neller, whowas so effective against the .Maroonsin their recent duel meet. Minnesota,led by Pritsche and Reichow, andPurdue, with Johnston and SilveY,are also likely looking teams, Mc- Knute Rockne LosesFootball AssistantUcarthlcy \V. .Xiukrsou, chief a.*;-.■>i.stant to Kniitc Kockiie at XotreDame university for the last fiveyears, has been signed to coachfootball at St. Louis university, itwas announced in a telegram fromthe Rev. I heodorv .1. Schulte inChicago. Tlie Rev. Schulte is ath¬letic moderator of the university..Crippled Mat TeamBattles Hoosiers InLast Big Ten Meet•As tlic curtain falL this week-endon all winter sports, tlie wrestling teamis hustling about in final preparationfor their last meet. It will be a sadlycrippled team of inatinen that will facethe Hoosier squad at Indiana this Sat¬urday night. Only two of those com¬peting for Chicago will be regnlar.s,the others all wrestling in their firstconference meet.Many Misfortunesin spite of this handica]*. t nach \’or-ries hopes to win this meet, and thus,cinch third place in the conferencestandings. W'itli the line-np that rep¬resented Chicago in the first meets, itseemed as though Chicago had a verygood chance to coj) first honors, hutl)eginning witli the ineligibility ofO’Brien, stellar heavyweight, the teamhas suffered one misfortune after theother hut has still managed to win agood iiroporfioii of its meets.Krogh InjuredICx'Capt. Krogh, one of the team'ssure shots, is ont with an infectedknee, and Fishman, Winning and Brad¬ley, all regular men, are keeping himcompany. Takitig tlieir places are thefollowing men: 118 pounds, Fuchs;Us pound-. Maizfl; l.iK pounds, Xarden; 148 pounds, Capt. I’cnstone; Rdpounds, F. Jones; 178 pounds, Kolo-dozief; heavyweight, .Sonderby.Roy looks a certain wiTiner in theIndian elubs, having won the titlelast year, and outshining all whomhe has met this year. Nubauer oughtto place at the top in the horse event,and Henderson of Iowa will be astrong contender for first honors inthe parallel bars. Flexner and David¬son, if up to their usual brilliantform, ought to divide the remainingevents, according to Coach Hoffer.BONDS iomthc INVKSTORyfave sound reason forthe career you chooseTO choose a certain Hue o? endeavor and to know ccAyyou choose it, gives you a head start over the manwho chooses blindly. 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FifittHtb St.omoiT 601 Griewtld St. CLtreland 9x5 Euclid Avc. it. looii 319 /y. 4/4 St.BorroN 15 Dtvntkirt St. riTnBOKGH 307 Fifth Aw.milwadebe 4x5 Em Water St. minneatolii 6ot Stttmd Aw.,S. Twenty Maroons Go To Big TenIndoor Track Meet At Iowa CityTwenty Maroon trackmen havebeen picked to represent Chicago atthe Conference Indeer meet to beheld at Iowa City today and tomor¬row'. They are Captain Williani.s.Gleason, Root, Brandt,. Cody, Libby,Haydon, Smith, Schulz, Apitz, Jack-son, Frey, Bennett, Cassle. Gerhardt,and Gist.Captain Dick Williams has beenpredicting the results of the eventsand below is the last of his articles.By Dick WilliamsIn the shot-put Lyons of Illintisshould cop. Xelson an.l Forwald ofIowa .should take second and third,while Libby of Chicago. Bagge ofX', W.. and Shoemaker of Wisconsinshould scrap it out for fourth place.Distance- this year:1. Lyon, 111.—45 it. m.2. Xelson, Iowa—45 ft.3. Forwald, Icnva—4,5 ft. h in.4. Shoemaker, Wis.—42 ft. 6 in.5. Bagge, X. \ .—42 ft.6. Libby, Chi.—40 ft. 8 1-2 in.In the pole vault the contest for the jfour places should he between White, 1BADGERS-ILLINOISBATTLE ON FRIDAYWisconsin, seeking revenge for theone point upset at Madison, journev.sdown to Urbana to meet the Illini onFriday night.Illinois, under Ruby, has bestedWiseonsin four times and dropjtedthree games to the Badgers, who arefirmly resolved to even the score.The Wisconsin game is part of abusy week-end for the downstateathletes. The swimming, wrestling,and trtick teams will all see actionagainst conference opponents onSaturday. The tracksters journeyout to Iowa to defend their champion¬ship laurels.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL120H E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn Ave.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080RoKinners’ Cla^s every Monday Evenini; at8:00. Half hour line instruction and half Ihour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENING | P>arnt> and Heinson all of Illinois, andDroegeimicller of X. W. The latter isslightly the favorite, hut I look forone of these big ties that this events isnoted for. All these men have done12 ft. 6 in. this year but the fact thatDroegmueller is National Championgives him a little favor. If any of thesemen have a had night Brown of Ohioor Crammer of Iowa may sneak thruto a place.The high jump field is somewhatmediocre this year, so any one is aptto will. Rettig of XL W., Anson ofOhio. .Mann of Iowa, Washowski ofIll., Wfirk of Pur., and Bennett andFrey of Chicago have all cleared sixfeet. I favor Rettig just a little hit,but expect both our men to place.Height- tlii.'^ year:1. Rvttig^, .\. \V.—6 ft. 2 in.2. Bennett, Chi—6 ft.3. Mann, Iowa—6 ft.4. Hoffman, X'. W.—5 ft. 11 in.Work. Pur.—5 ft. H in.6. Frey, Chi.—5 ft. 10 in.Carr, Ill.—5 ft. 10 in.Wachowski, Ill.—5 ft. 10 in..\nd now to pick the winner of themeet. Picking first place is easy, fornothin,g short of a cyclone can keepIllinois from winning. Iowa lookspretty good for second, but pickingthird is quite hard. 'Phis place is grant¬ed to X'ortluvestern, while the goodold home team should finish fourth.Below 1 have i)laccd the teams as 1think tliey will finish.1. Ilhnofs—pts.2. Iowa—18 pts..5. ,\orthwestern—15 pts.4. Chicago—10 pts.5. Ohio—9 pts.6. Michigan—6 pts.7. Michigan—4 pts.8. Indiana—3 pts.9. Purdue—3 pts.10. Minnesota—3 pts.$200 does the trick—a round trippa>sage to F.urope STCA.J. H. FINNIGAN 'Druggist ICigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn Avenue |Phone Midway 0708Not a hat just for tt>-day and tomorrow,buta hat you may wear,sure in the knowledgethat its style will lastthroughout its longlife.Eight toForty DollarsSTETSON HATSStaledJoryowi^ ^Cen Purple Elect NewSwim Team CaptainI,con McDonald, a senior in Lil)-eral .Arts, was elected cai)tain of 1the X’orthwe.stern swimming team [at a meeting held in Patten gymna¬sium. Mr. McDonald has been amember of the Purple splash squadfor the past two years and has con¬tributed considerably to the succes¬ses of Coach Pom Robinson’s teamsduring that period. He will succeedOmar M iller as the team leader. ..Place Twelve OnWomen^s All-StarBasketball SquadBasketball team captains andcoaches chose the basketball honorteam which is posted today on the I)a.s-ketball bulletin-board in the basementof Ida Xoyes hall.Forwards on the squad are HelenByanskas, Bertha H'cimerdinger andMartha Janola. Opal F.rnest. Geral¬dine Haccker and Ruth Jungclas willbe the guards. Substitutes will beEvelyn Bailey. Samclla Caver, OliveEggan, Marcella Koerber. Louise Mo-jonnier and Irene Rothschild. .The Honor team i)lays the Alumniteam, Thursday night. March 8. at 7:30in the gymnasium at Ida Xoyes hall.Freshmen won the championship in!)asketball this year by defeating theseniors in the final game of the seriesWednesday afternoon. The next inorder are the sophomores, the seniorsand the juniors.For STCA passage see Univ. of Chi¬cago Travel Bureau. PressBldg.,Tucs.,Wed., Thurs., 1:00 to 3:30 p. m CHICAGO PLACESSTRONG TEAM INCONFERENCE MEETFriedman OutstandingFor ChicagoTeamChicago, having come through thedual meet season without a loss,looms as the likely winner of the Con¬ference fencing championship tomor¬row from one of the most brilliantfields ever gathered together for aconference meet. An unusually well-balanced team composed of sopho¬mores will take the field prepared tooffset the strong Ohio and Northw-est-ern teams.Friedman in the foils, Wallace inthe dueling swords, and Nash in thesabre, will comprise the Maroon out¬fit. Friedman, particularly, hasmade an excellent record thus farthis season. He has won fifteen outof the eighteen matches in which hehas competed.Zettelman of X’orthw'estern, Lorberof Ohio State, and Goddard of Illi¬nois are three outstanding fencersscheduled to appear in the tourney.Captain Wiggers, tripple-threat manof Michigan, will represent the Wol¬verines.At 9:30 promptly, Saturday morn¬ing, competition in the foils w'ill be¬gin, and the winner wnll probably beknown by noon. In the afternoon theduelling swords event will beheld. The sabre men w’ill competeeither late in the afternoon, or theevening, in connection with the gym¬nastics meet. Round robin method ofprocedure will prevail.You’ll find all your friends on anSTCA sailing.let yourhealth flunkyou Nothing pulls downmarks as fast as sickness—and good health pro¬vides the clear brain thatcarries you through manya tight quiz. All of na¬ture’s healthful food ele¬ments are inShreddedWheaAND WHOLE MILKAd 6—College Papers Spring, 1928THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1928HELEXE Mullins, speaker-ot-tlie-evening and what-not at Jack Iniies’Dill Pickle Club in the near lutiin-. isa Creenwich Village poet wliose workhas claimed much recent admiration.Here is an example oi what has lieenreferred to as one of her "jaz/ son¬nets” :SONNETCare not too deeply for me as I standThus graciously wiUiin the circle ofYour skillful arms, and playfully de¬mandImpressive protestations of your love;For after I have memorized the shapeOf your fantastic mouth and smoothwhite brow,I shall invent excuses to escapeFrom this posture that I find so pleas¬ant now;So guard your heart, and if you hearit say:“I find her sweet; I find her passingfair;”Reply to it, “She is well-fashionedclay.But there are other maids as debon-aire.”Assure it cheerfully than when I passYou soon will find a far more charm¬ing lass. 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