Campus publica*tions to match cageabilities.Vol. 28. No. 76. Ot Bml|> iHlaroon Moody lecturefund brings Russiansingers to campus.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY. MARCH 6. 1928Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerThe news of the week is headlinedby Former Governor of Illinois (1917-1921) Frank Orreii Lowden, who hur¬ried from his native prairieland to Mari¬copa County, Arizona, to declare hisintentions to be President of the UnitedStates, and hurried thence to Bisniark.North Dakota, to file them. In the ex¬citement. Mr. Lowden neglected toappear with Mrs. Florence PullmanLowden at the Beta Ball Friday night.Two hundred fifty-six Loving Guj)boys got into their iron shirts, dippedtheir heads into the mulligatawny,chortled sweet nothings into the earsof sweet nothings while the bandplayed on. piled u]) and down betweenthe ball room, the twelfth, and the six¬teenth floors of the World's LargestHotel. But the evening wore on andBrother Lowden (.\mes, ’85) didn’t getthere, so the boys sank "In Bohunkus,Tennessee.” what might have been theBest Beta Ball Ever broke up in frus¬tration.« « *Here is one baby that, while henever dabbles in politics himself, takesan occasional interest iit a passingjtolitical figure, and Mr. Lowden is oneof the lucky number holders. My firstcontact with Mr. Lowden came in theearly days of the War, when, as a ladof ten or twelve. I sat on the greatman’s hip while the Illinois 3drd, orsome other 33rd, swept down Michigan.\venue on its way to glory and deathon the fibld of honor for God, Country, and all the F.ternal X’erities. Imust confess that our talk at the timewas trivial, but even on such short ac- FRIAR POSTER CONTEST OPENSIMaroon, Phoenix Game March 16FAMED RUSSIANQUARTET SINGSON CAMPUS SOONMoody Lecture Fund ToSponsor PublicConcert United States Entrance in LeagueAnd World Court Inevitable —LibbyFour Russian singers, idolized intheir own country and in Europe asthe final perfection in male quartetsinging, will give their first publicconcert in the West on Mandel hallstage, Friday March l(», according tothe announcement by the WilliamVaughn Moody Lecture Foundation,which is acting as impre.sario for theconcert. The Moody F'oundation. forthe first time in its history, is allow¬ing a charge to be made for ticketsto an event which it is sponsoring.Charge Fifty CentsThe Kedroflf quartet, composed oftwo former members of the RussianImperial Opera and of two profes¬sors from the principal music con¬servatories of Petrograd, W’ill cometo Mandel from a concert with theNew York Symphony Orchestra. Be-quaintance 1 formed a great affection ‘‘ause of the cost of bringing themfor the man and did not hesitate to tellhim so. I shall remember him to mydying day as the only citizen on whoselap 1 ever sat without punching hisnose with my pink little fist.* ♦ ♦My second contact with Mr. Lowdencame in an indirect w.ay when, somefour or five years back, he wiped thesweat from bis brow and rested hisleft foot on his plough, and said tomy very smart big brother: "1 lovethe farm. My chickens and my horsesand I are one big family. From mor itill night I am at my plough.” (.Atthis point, 1 am told, the .Man of Na¬ture indicated the plough under hisleft foot, to the great amazement of theC'ity Slicker who would not know’otherwise a plough or anything elsewhen he saw one.) “.\nd in the coolof the evening I read my Scrijiturcsand play my zither. No indeed, mygood friend. I am right where 1 be¬long, and you know the old saying—I would rather be right than be \’fcc-president.” When this statement go‘out. as it did, a soldier of my acquain¬tance declared that Mr. Lowden was avery cagey fellow, and that he wouldbe the next president of the UnitedStates. At this man’s instance. I madea 1 to 10 l)et with a liird that .Mr.Lowden would be that. So huzzah forMr. Lowden, folks! If he i.s elected Ishall have the honor of having re¬frained from punching the nose of aPresident, and, if I can locate the man•who was last seen at Trinity College,ten dollars besides—and no one knowshow badly baby needs a pair of shoes.♦ * *.Among the other political high¬lights of the week recorded by thepress are those of President CalvinCoolidge of the United Sttaes. MayorWilliam Hale Thompson of Chicago,and .Senator Thomas Heflin (deni.,.Ala.). President Coolidge went througlithe Washington matrimonial lists an Ilidg up a mate for his pet raccoon.Rebecca. The mate was dubbed H)nr-ace by the populace and he settleddown in the e\cn role of a domestic.man. The deluge came, Iiov\cver,when Mr. Coolidge made it plain, ac¬cording to the Associated Press, thatthe raccoon was to be known as Reu¬ben. Reuben broke loose and climbeda tree and refused to come down forthree hours. Mr. Coolidge was notalone in his activities during the pastweek. Mayor Thompson, against here there will be a charge of.fiftycents a seat to partially defray theexpenses, the Moody Foundationmaking uji what deficit there is.Have Spfcial CompositionsPerliminary announcements of theproposed .American tour of the quar¬tet convinced the Moody committeethat a shift from the policy of invit¬ing lecturers only would be advi.sablein the case of these singers. Thequartet, which has been singing atconcerts, church services and beforethe monarchs of Europe since 1898,has become the repository of a greatmass of Russian folk music. .At Man-del they W’ill sing mostly folk music,arranged by .\. N. Kedroff, the lead¬er. and several songs written especial¬ly for them by eminent Russian com¬posers. Rimsky-Korsakoff, Liadov,Liapanov, Glazounov, Teherepnine,Gretchaninov, Cesar Cui and others(Continued on page 2) Entrance of the United States inthe World Court and the League ofNations as a means of preservingpeace between this country and thegreat powers and particularly be¬tween the English speaking nationswas advocated by Frederick J. Libbyin an address, “What Size Navy,” de¬livered before the Liberal club yes¬terday at 4 ;30 in Harper Assemblyroom, Mr. Libby is executive secretaryfor the National Council for the Pre¬vention of War, a teacher at Exeter,and former good will ambassador ofthe American FTiend’s Service in Eu¬rope.“Fortunately,” said Mr. Libby,“the ship building program recentlyAUSTRAL GIVESNoted Singer RendersBrahms Numbers inaugurated in Congress has beensmashed to pieces by an active peacesentiment of public opinion. Substan¬tially we have parted with Englandhowever this makes little difference,as there is little possible chance of awar between us and England. A w'arwith England would mean the loss ofcivilization. We must build uponpeace between the English speakingnations, as both centuries have theweapons by which they could wipeout each other.“War must be barred from ourplanet. The suspicion that we wouldarouse by a ship building x'ace withEngland can not be regarded withequanimity; a war between those twogreat powers woulv* mean the end ofthe world.”Mr. Libby wondered what the al¬ternative for a ship buildin.g program,MANDELCONCERT a race with England, might be. HeFlorence .Austral, dramatic so¬prano, will open her program todayat 4:15 in .Mandel hall with fourBrahms numbers. Two arias, onefrom Wagner’s “Flying Dutchman,”the other from Massenet’s “MaryMagdalen,” and a selection from theOld English, “Shepherds” will fol¬low. “The Night Has a ThousandEyes” by Del Riego, Montague-Phil-(lips’ “Enchanted Forest” and “Hal¬lelujah” by O’Connor-Morris are in¬cluded on her program.Miss Austral, whose American de¬but was made at the Cincinnati Fes-(Continued on page 4) stated that entrance into the WorldCourt and the League of Nationswere suggested as the only soundmeans of settling disputes. “TheI League and the World Court are in¬evitable, are straight ahead of us, in(Continued on page 2)Members of TeamsAwarded Numerals Display Group OfFrench PaintingsThe second meeting of the Militaryclub, scheduled for this evening, hasbeen> postponed till Tuesday evening,March 13, when Colonel ,Glenn F,Jenks of the Rock Island. Illinois ar¬senal will give an illustrated lecture onthe newest types of guncraft.With the inauguration this spring ofthe Mid-Western Intercollegiate Poloassociation, which will include the Uni¬versity of Chicago, Michigan. Minne¬sota, and Culver, the sport that hasflourished in the East, and has beensymbolic of afternoon teas, swervingwhom Suspended Superintendent of ponies, and broken collar-bone'^, will(Continued on page 4) make its initial bow in the activitiesNumerals will be awarded today atnoon to the women who have wonplace.s on class .swimming and basket¬ball teams. Awards will be made atrmon in the small gymnaisum on thesecond floor of Ida Noyes hall. Modern Ei-ench paintings andsculptures by famous artists, amongthem Forain, Redon, and other prom¬inent men, will be showm at the ex¬hibit sponsored by the RenaissanceSociety from tomorrow’ until Tues¬day, March 13, betw'een 3 and (5 inClassics, 45.This exhibit is made possible bythe kindness of the Chester JohnsonGalleries, and is the only one of itskind in Chicago. “We are very for¬tunate in having it here at the Uni¬versity, and we hope that a largenumber of students will take advant-j age of the opportunity,” said Mrs. Baron MeyendorffTo Give LecturesOn Russian TopicsBaron .A. F. Meyendorff, one timesecond vice-president of the RussianDuma, and a lecturer of Kings’ Col¬lege, London University, will give a-cries of three lectures at the Uni¬versity under the auspices of the Piil)-lic Lecture committee on March 7, 8,and 9, at 4.30 each day in Rosenwaldassembly room.The lectures are: “ The Political Fac¬tors in Russian I’T-onoinic Develop-I inent,” Wednesday; "The Russian.Manor and the .Sociological Results ofIts History,” Thursday; and “ThePolitical Structure of Soviet Russia.”h'riday."Baron Meyendorff is a profoundscholar, a distinguished statesman, aman of great personal charm and aninteresting lecturer with perfect com¬mand of English,” according to JohnDollard, assistant to the President.Gargoyle PresidentInjured in Accident Battle Of AgesWill DetermineCage SupremacyBy Lucian DingelworthMarch 16 was the date agreed uponfor the annual Maroon-Phoenix baskethall game at a joint meeting of tiietwo organizations last night.This game will be the second an¬nual struggle between the two publi¬cations, a tradition inaugurated by the!ate John Allison, a former editor ofthe campus journal of “wit and hu¬mor.”Start Training.Already plans have been made tor aseries of training skirmishes betweeninter-publication teams, the scheduleto temper the two outfits for the battlefor supremacy which attracted so muchattention on campus last year."This year,” said George Morgen-stern (Phoenix ace) last night afterthe conference, "we hope to makethe affair more of a serious event thanever before. My men seem all inearnest for wresting the basketballcrown from The Daily Maroon, lastyear’s title holders.”Bent on Retaining TrophyThe Daily .Maroon camp, on theother hand, is determined to hold theirown w’ith the alert crew' from the officedown the hall. Interest in the gameseems to be greatest among the fiveday-editors, who expressed intentionsof fighting to the last man before theywould see the trophy transferred toRoom 2. Hlllis hall, the rendez-vous ofthe “wit and humor” boys.•Althouh the managers of the twoteams hesitated in naming a probableline-up for the struggle, it will he an-(Continued on page 4)Mirror Cast OnMandel Billboard TED LOCKARD TOEXPLAIN THEMEOF PROMOTIONContestants Meet Today;Competition ClosesMarch 16.Arthur Ernstein, president of (!ar-Ida Noyes hall and the installation jdinner for the newly chosen officerswill be held Thur.sday. Tickets maybe procured for sixty cents by anywoman who is interested.Election of W. A. A. officers will j Gale, piesident of the j Miss Florence Herzman.be "held from 9 to 4 in the foyer of . j Junior class council member, sustainedAmong the bronzes to be shown .s |uer and Bettv Miller, students, was hisculptors. Another statue by AlbmPolacek, a Chicago sculptor, will be' exhibited.Military Department Revives PoloCompetition on University Campusof the mid-western college.Lieutenant Blair, who will coach theUniversity poloists, has stated thatthere has been no attempt made toselect a squad that will represent theUniversity, although invitations havebeen received to play at Culver on.April 24 and at the Oakbrnok Poloclub, in Chicago, in the spring.For years the Eastern Intercollegi¬ate Polo association, made up of A"ale,Harvard, Princeton, and Cornell, hasheld its sway as the college monarchof polo, but the newly forming west¬ern organization hopes, by catching thepopular fancy, to dispute this control. and overturned at the intersection ofSeventh St. and the outer drive.Mr. Ernstein, who was said to hedriving slowly, did not see the ap¬proaching car until it was upon himand it was too late to avoid the acci¬dent. He suffered a fractured wrist,two broken fingers, and cuts about thehead. Miss Herzman was sent to thePresbyterian hospital with a dislocatedhip and cuts about the Ixody, while MissMiller and Mr. Schaffner were unin¬jured.FRESHMEN HOLD TEAMrs. Edith Fo.ster Flint will speakat the St. Patrick’s day tea sponsoredby the Freshman Women’s club Wed¬nesday after the Freshman-Seniorfinal basketball game. Dorothy But¬ler, chairman of the social committee,is arranging the tea and has invitedall Freshman women to attend. Fifty-two pictures of the pretty,pejipy chorus girls of "Hight Heels,’’leading ladies, and cc nimittee chair¬men have been put on display in thecloister of Mandel hall to give thecampus a fore-taste of the third an¬nual Mirror production. These womenwill flash across the .Mandel hall stageFriday and Saturday evenings, reflect¬ing a smart jneture of off-campus life.Margaret Carr, who wrote the showwith Sterling North, will lead them.rickets which have been reservedfor either performance must he paidfor by 1 o’clock tomorrow. This in¬cludes reservations made by clulis andfraternities as well as individual seats.I'here are a few tickets at all pricesfor both evening.^. According to JaneSheehan, chairman of the ticket sales,tickets not paid for before the dead¬line will lie put hack on general sale. The annual Blackfriar poster con¬test, characterised as “the foremostartistic event at the University,” willbe initiated this afternoon when acontestants’ meeting is held in theBlackfriar room in Mitchell tower at.2:30 to ^xplain the rules governingthe contest and the theme of the1928 production, “The House ThatJack Built.” Ted Lockard, Abbott ofBlackfriars, will aid in giving the nec¬essary information.Root, Winner TwiceIn 1925, when “Kaiti from Haiti”was staged, James Root submitted thewinning poster. He was successfulagain last year, when his entry wasawarded first place for the produc¬tion, “Plastered in Paris.” George Sa-vidge won in 1926 with the workwhich he created for “Wallie WatchOut.” Twenty posters were submittedlast year.Many reproductions are made eachyear of the best poster, and theseare placed in show-windows through¬out the city as well as exhibitedpromiscuously on the campus.Contest RulesRules for the contest were issuedyesterday by Abbott Lockard.1—Contest opens Tuesday, March6. No posters accepted after 5o’clock on March 16.2—Posters shall be submitted toFaculty Exchange-Box 286, theBlackfriar box, or to Miss Little ofthe Rental Library.3—Posters may contain only black,white and two colors.4—Posters must be made so thatthey can be proportionally reduced to9 1-2 by 12 1-2 inches.5—Those judging the entries willbe the Board of Superiors and MissRothchild of the Art department.6—Work will be judged by artisticability, originality, suitability andcommercial value.(Continued on page 4)Oak Park MinisterAddresses StudentsDr. Albert Wentworth Palmer ofthe First Congregational church inOak Park will speak on “DesertRoads” at the weekly religious serv¬ice Wednesday at 7 in Joseph Bondchapel. Harriet Amy Bradshaw willpreside.Dr. Palmer was asked to speak be¬cause of his wide reputation as astudent speaker. He has just return¬ed from the University of Wiscon¬sin, where he was a speaker in theReligious conference at which Pro¬fessor Arthur Compton of the Phys¬ics department also spoke.'High Heels”Promises LucidSophistication And SmartnessBy Leonore Ovitt.A thing of bcaiit.Y and a joy for twonights is on its way to Mandel: "HighHeels”—glorifying the .American citygirl, exploiting Chicago and givingenough of its Iiistorf to explain itsreputation—will arrive March 9 and10 as the third annual Mirror produc¬tion under the direction of FrankO’Hara.Smart as Vanity FairWill this year’s show follow its prec¬edent and achieve that kind of lucidsophistication that is the Mirror tra¬dition? A glimpse at rehearsals prom¬ises such. Subtle and slapstick, hilari¬ ous and high-hat, as smart as a VanityFair cover and as modern as tomor¬row. the Mirror will shine brilliantlyagain.A Show With an Idea“High Heels” is going down in hos-trionic history as a musical comedywith an idea. Written by MargaretCarr, author-actress extraordinary, andSterling North, that versatile poet,it has a remarkable rarity, plot. Re¬calling past productions, they decidedthat it was time to take the co-ed offcampus. So Prudence Parks playshookey and gets the city keys. She(Continued on page 6)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 6, 1928®atlg iMarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPubliahed mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 ElIU Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones; Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringseditorial departmentMenHarry KletzkyI . Chairman of the Editorial Board(Milton S. Mayer . News EditorCharv's H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin . . . Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizal^th Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports MitorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Ds^'^on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovew?ll AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. .\dverti8ing Mgr.Richard Grossman .../Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks ... Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantA.igus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ...advertising Correspondent OFnCIAL NOTICESTuesday, March 6Radio lecture: "Human Relations inIndustry." James Mullenbach of Hart,! Schaffner and Marx. 8, Station WM-1 AO.Religious service tor all members oi! the University, conducted by the Di¬vinity Faculties. Professor EllsworthParis, chairman of the department ofSociology and Anthropology. 11:50,Joseph Bond chapel.Public lecture (downtown): “GiosueCarducci," Assistant Professor VV'alterI.. Bullock of Italian. 6:45, FullertonI hall, the Art Institute.: Extension lectures in Religion andLeadership traing classes: "The Christof Faith and the Changing Centuries."Dean Shailer Matthews of the Divinity' school, 7:30, Joseph Bond chapel. “TheMonuments and the Old Testament"(illustrated). Associate Professor Wil¬liam C. Graham of Old TestamentLanguage and Literature, 8:30, Swift106. "Religious Drama," ProfessorI Fred Eastman of Religious Literatureand Drama, 8:30, Swift 208.Christian Science Society, 7:30,riionulike Hilton Memorial chapel.Radio lecture: "What Is Good His¬tory?” Assistant Professor WilliamT. Hutchinson of History. 7:40, Sta¬tion WMAQ.j tiraduate Classical club. “The An-J eient Attitude Toward Athletics." Dr.Rachel L. Sargent. North Central Col¬lege. Naperville, 111. 8. Classics 20.Wednesday, March 7Radio lecture: "Human Relations inIndustry." James Mullenbach of Hart.Schaffner and Marx. 8, Station WM¬AQ.Religious service for all members o:the University, conducted by DivinityFaculties. Professor Arthur E. Holt ofSocial Ethics. 11:50, Joseph Bondchapel.Lenten service (St. Mark’s society),12, Thorndike Hilton Memorial chapel.Opening of the exhibition of modernpaintings from the Chester Johnsongalleries (the Renaissance society), 3to 6, Common room, Wiebolt hall.Public lecture: “The Political Fac¬tors in Russian Economic Develop-nent." Baron A. F. Meyendorff, one¬time second vice-president of the Rus¬sian Duma; lecturer in King's college,London L’niversity, Rosenwald assem¬bly room.Mathematics club; Book Reviews,Professor Gilbert A. Bliss and Assist¬ant Professor May me 1. Logsdon of-Mathematics, 4:15, Ryerson 37.Zoology club: "Some Problems inthe Taxonomy of South AmericanBirds." John T. Zimmer, Field Mu-.^eum of Natural History, 4:30, Zoology29.("ffgan vespers, Harris R. X’ail,organist. 5, Joseph Bond chapel.I’niversity religious service, organprelude, Harris R. Vail. 6:45. Service."Desert Roads." The Reverend All)ertW. Palmer, pastor, First Congrega-ticnal church, Oak Park, Ill. MissHarriet Bradshaw, presiding. 7 to 8,Josei)h Bond chapel.Congregatit)nal club, "American andGerman Youth.” Assistant ProfessorWilhelm Pauck of Church History,Chicago Theological seminary. 8, 1164East 58th St.Philosophy club, "The Chief l?iul ofMan, .According to Thomas Aquinas."Professor John T. McNeill of ClinrchHistory. 8, Classics 20.LOUIS H. EXGEL, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMEncouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship ,Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmientof a Department of Music.Extension of the Intramural prinapls.Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-tou'n students. "Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement ef the Yemr Beeh.Abolition of £'-11 and establishment of group libraries.One Sophomore Honor Society.HIGH HEELSClimaxing several weeks of practice, the cast of Mirror willpresent “High Heels,” their third annual production Friday andSaturday evenings in Mandel Hall. The women have enjoyedrehearsing for it and will enjoy presenting it expecting the audi¬ence to enjoy seeing it to the same degree.The purpose of the Mirror is to be commended. The womenof the University plan to reflect the modern girl as she is andthey do not attempt to ape the professional stage. The showhas been written by two students whose literary ability is knownabout campus. One of the authors plays the leading role anddoes it exceedingly well. The actors, stage managers and produc¬ing staff are all women who have in the producing of such ashow found an expression for themselves. For that reason alonetheir work is to be appreciated.But from the angle of the audience’s enjoyment, there aremany important factors. “High Heels” is smart, the chorus iscomposed of the prettiest faces on campus, and their dancingsteps are fresh and spontaneous, due to the intensive trainingthey have received under the leadership of Mrs. Marianne Dur-brow Venable.Twenty-four women compose the acting cast, which hasbeen coached under the able direction of Frank Hurburt O’Hara.The situations are clever and good fun. To tell people that theywill have a good time is not only business-like but truthful. Itwill be to your enjoyment to see this year’s conception of thecollege girl in “High Heels.”CONGRATULATIONSTo the managers of the Intra-mural department, Dr. C. 0.Molander, the fraternities and participants in the Intra-MuralCarnival of last k'riday night.Undoubtedly this affair set a new precedent in the history ofsuch events at the University. Bartlett gymnasium was filled tocapacity; each event was enthusiastically accepted and the gen¬eral “spirit’ (whatever that is), so ardently sought by the pro¬moters of the affairs, seems to have been produced.I 2.tI 3.I 4.e'.7.8.9.10. Registration ScheduleSpring quarter registration underthe new alphabetic system for allthose w^ose last names begin with Cand K today. E and M, March 7; I, L,and R, March 8; S, March 9; D andH, March 12; A, 0, W, Y, and Z,March 14; F, J, N, and T, March15; Changes in registration onMarch 16.Students entitled to priority regis¬tration registered March 1 and 2.“No student may register earlier thanhe day appointed for him on theschedule,” says Dean Boucher. “If heis unable to register on the day al¬lotted to him, he may register on anylater day in the period scheduled.” LIBBY SPEAKSAT UBERAL CLUB(Continued from page 1)spite of the Herald Examiner andthe Tribune. It is really quite similarto our present system of keepingpeace among our forty-eight states;it is merely a shift from forty-eightstates to sixty-five nations.“The world is so small that wehave to have peace. We are not go¬ing into the League out of altruism—not at all—but out of self inter¬est. As we have $14,000,000 invest¬ed in other counti-ies, we will haveto join because of our economic in¬terests. We will gain by joining andthat’s why we will join. “That is our alternative; reduc¬ing armaments by internationalagreement is the only hope of inter¬national peace. Because of this I re¬gard a big naval program as a men¬ace to civilization. I thank God thatwe smashed that naval building pro¬gram when we did, because, eventhen, we wei’e well on our way towar.”J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigstfettes, Gandy,Ice Cresun55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708FAMED RUSSIAN QUARTETSINGS AT MANDEL HALL(Continued from page 1)have dedicated works to the quartetwhich has been invited to come here.Sing Before RoyaltyIn Europe the Kedroffs have sungbefore the King of England, theQueen of Spain and the Quee’i ofBelguim. In America they hav' sungwith the New Yoi’k and Boston Sym¬phony Orchestras, and they will con¬tinue west before returning to Eu¬rope to sing a third time in Bucking¬ham palace in August.John Dollard, chairman of theMoody committee, who has heard theKedrotTs sing, says, “They are trulythe voice of Russia singing. Theirrich repertoire ranging from thesongs of the boatment to the fineold Gregorian hymns has popular¬ized Russian church music and folksongs throughout all Europe. TheUniversity is fortunate to be able tobring them here.”Tickets for the concert will beavailable next week at the Bookstore,the Graduate Clubhouse, the Mandelbox office, the Information officeand Ida Noyes hall.AX ADDITION TO CAMEL SMOKE-LOREWe SUBMIT tlie sad case of the freshman in zoology, who, when asked todescribe a camel, said, “A camel is what yon wish you were smoking whileThi.s “spirit” of which we hear so much, and which is sup¬posedly lacking among these quadrangles, is a mysterious thing.What it is for, why we want it, The Daily Maroon could neverunderstand. Yet, for all, it seems to be a sort of prerequisitefor a thriving young institution. If that is so, let us have it. Romance clul), “Resiilt.s of the Mod¬ern Language Study." Professor .Al¬gernon Coleman of French. “Le Crimede Monsieur Bergeret,” Assistant Pro¬fessor Pierre R. Vignernon of FrenchLiterature.The Intra-Mural Carnival was an attempt to produce acloser inter-relation between Classes, fraternities and organiza¬tions on campus. Nearly all the Greek-letter groups were repre¬sented, as well as the publications and organizations on campus.Again, we wish to congratulate those who managed the affair. Radio concert. University of Chicagochoir. 9, Station WMAQ.Undergraduate Home Economic’sclub election of officers, today from 8to 2, first floor Emmons Blaine hall. you try to tliink of tiie right answers.” He flunked zoology—Init lie knew hiscigarettes. For in time of trial or time of joy, there’s no friend like Camels.The subtle iufliienres of choice tobaccos upon the smoke-spots of mankindhave been carefully studied, identified, and blended smoothly into Camels—the finest of cigarettes. And well bet an alkaflitch on this: Camels havejust the taste and aroma to pack your smoke-spot with the “fill-fullment**every experienced smoker seeks. Got an alkaflitch you want to lose?0 1928 R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, Winston-Salem, N. C.THE DAILY MAR(X)N, TUESDAY, MARCH 6. 1928 Page ThreeContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 650 words, uddressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Bex O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.“THE FINER THINGS OF LIFE”By Leon GrossWhat with our pugilist.s heconiiitgliterati, and our bo'otlcggcrs capturingllic gilded circle in society, there is anever-increa.sing wonder inanilesting it-seli to me. . . .Xovv if there is one criticism that 1htive he.'ird ma<le mure than any other,and one that I myself have used to jus¬tify a iietty grudge more than any other,it is to the effect that this person, orthat, had no appreciation for the tinerthings of life, (ienerahties are the sal¬vation of all half-twked intellects, and1 supposed that I’m just .about as half-haked as any of them. Hut this phrase—"the finer things of life”—'I'his lad lament;, the fact that a chapholds his liipior jioorly. This chap Ije-moans a fellow playmate’s atrocious habitof trumping his partner's act. That onecan not see how anyone could overlookthe fascination in a pair of little whitecnlx’S with spots on them. .\nd so on.Really, it i.s ipiite amusing at timeshow far persons will go to assert a su¬perior cap.acity for alcoholic beverages.It prohibition had done nothing else, itwoukl have made more liar.s out olYoung .Ymerica than any other singleevent. Someone once told me of Raln*-lais’ tallied chaiacter an<i his capacity forConsuming fiMxl ainl drink, but I alwaysthought that the character was createil111 a spirit of fun, and gentle mockery..Not so these tales that glibly run fromthe mouths of pseudo-inebriants. Why1 v\as led to Ixlieve that 1 had actuallyinsulted a ixrson the other day Ix'cau.seI thought aloud regarding the veracityof his report.s anent his drinking cajiacity..\nd yet, I've .seen this same ixTsoiigull) a thimbleful of whisky down asthough it were medicine, and shudderm every Ik me of his bcKly. .As they sayin cinema; What f’rice tdory. . . .And women! Now, my dear, if youcan't relate any interesting experiencesot your.s with those creature's, why you'resimply a sexial frost (1 Ixlieve it iscalled that;. Nice cherubic young indi¬viduals learn to ceak their eyebrows at aknowing angle .ind expound on the artof love. 1 he I lu valier de Seingalt wrotehis Memoirs, and perpetuated, so tosixak, what must have Ixen quite an ad¬mirable technique, but I'm epiite surethat .Seiior (. asanova would grow greenwith envy ( i think that is what onedixs) h.ul he to listen but once to a 'mod¬ern' relating !us experience, ( lothed inthe vulgarity of callowiiess, and height¬ened with the color ol a none too e.xactimagination, some ol the recit.'ds soundlike ;i modern collection of Hoccacio. 1suppose such things are all right. I amtoo far away from them to judge. Itdixs seem, though, that common decencyWould make a person think twice Ixforeexposing himself to all sorts of accusa¬tions.. 1 he time Thsetl to was’ when thereputation for being' a roue’ was some-'thing that one acquired incidentally.Now-a-days it is sought after. Amonga few of our False Gods we have thisnew one—KXl’HRIEXCE.This “experience” has come to besynonymous for knowledge and wis¬dom and understanding, and all thatis best and good in life. It mattersnot what sort of experience one has,so long as one has gleaned an in¬exhaustible supply of anecdotes andsmutty stories from it. Brother W’at-son, in one of his Behavioristic articles,explained how our learning was sobound up with our ability to expressourselves, how a golf player talks bet¬ter as he plays better, or vise versa.(How 1 wish I could admire all of Mr.\Vat.son’s theories as I do this one.)Some of us are destined to leadwhat appear to be routine and drabexistences. Some of us going to beglobe-trotters. Some of us are goingto interpret one sort of life or theother, thinking that because we foolourselves so well with off imaginativepalaver we are going to fool otherstoo. It may be mid-'Victroian (or whatyou will) to quote, but silence is stillgolden.I suppose that there is an argumentof the sort which says we must en¬counter the low and the mean if weare to appreciate the high and good.I suppose that the argument is a goodone. I’ve never examined it. I won-(Continued in column 6) I-M Winter Carnival Draws ThrongTWO THOUSANDJAM BARTLEHAT GAU EVENTVaudeville Program andDancing SupplementEventsIiUt'iisc interest marked the close ofthe fourth annual Intramural CarnivalFriday evening in Bartlett gym. Theattendance amounted to approximately2,000, of whom over 600 bought ticketsat the gate. The excitement that racesand boxing and wrestling matchesaroused was supplemented with dancemusic by Jerry Conley and her orches¬tra from the Shoreland hotel and witha vaudeville program offered by tal¬ented campus performers.All agreed in describing the Carnivalas the best yet presented by the Intra¬mural department. “It has been thehe>t entertainment ever given in Bart¬lett gym,”'said Coach A. A. Stagg hihis talk when he presented trophies towinning teams.Dr. ('. (). Molander. .issistant profes,sor in physical education, iiraised the( arnival heartily', saying. "The spec¬tacle far surpassed my expectation;,”“This year’s carnical was a biggersuccfs.. all around than last year’s,Walter Hebert. winter sports manager,declared. “.-Xttendance was larger, thereceijits more generous, the spectaclemore diversified. One of the feature-. !of the show was the great interest di<- |played.”The vaudeville program met withgreat sncee>s, according to the man¬agers. Among the many numbers |greeted with approval were VirginiaRatcliff'^ dancing. Fred von Ammon'saccordion playing, the hand-to-handacrohatio of the Beaumont brothers,and the ( arni\al Frolic.s.An innovation was made this yearin the usual array of trophies offeredwith the introduction of silver pitchersand plaques. Plaques in gold, silver,and bronze are to be awarded to thethree fraternities taking first, second,and third places respectively, in or¬ganization points. Fraternities winningfirsts in boxing, wrestling and foul-shooting will receive large silverpitchers. Delta Upsilon, MacsTie for First PlaceDelta Upsilon and the Macs tiedfor first place in the IntramuralWinter Carnival last Friday eve¬ning.A protest has been received thatPhi Pi Phi’s relay team was not thesame as placed in the finals. If thisis upheld Delta Upsilon will emergewith a clear title to the first placeshield. The result would then beD. U., 18 1-2; and Macs, 17 1-2.The fraternity point standingsare:1. Delta Upsilon and Macs, tiedfor first at 16 1-2.3. Phi Pi Phi—13.4. Lambda Chi Alpha—12.5. Phi Gamma Delta—11 7-8.6. Tau Kappa Epsilon—8 1-2.7. Psi Upsilon—5 1-2.8. Alpha Tau Omega—5 3-8..9. Phi Kappa Sigma—5.10. Sigma Nu and Alpha SigmaPhi—3.12. Delta Sigma Phi—2.13. Alpha Delta Phi—1-1-2.14. Phi Beta Delta—1-2.MacCORMAC SCHOOLOF COMMERCEIn session all the yearDay and EveningAC COU X T1X G. ST EX OGR A P HICANDS FCR FT A RIAL T R AIXIXGPositions assured graduates('all or write for Catalog1170 FAST 63rd STREETH\de Park 2130 PITTSBURG SENIORSFIGURE EXPENSE OFAVERAGE COLLECdANWhat kind of an investment are youluriiiiig out to be?College graduates are expensiveproducts and few are good investmentsaccording to charts recently made by'>enii>r> of the Lbiiversity of Pitts-hiirgti. 'I'hese charts show the cost ofthe student to his parents from birthuntil graduation from college. Thehighest estimate of the total cost was$.s7.033; the lowest, $14,360, and themediiini $21,000.The estimates included all necessi¬ties. luxuries, gifts, protection, privi-lege>, education, in short everythingin the student’s life that costs money.Spend $3,000 on Autos'I'he median, which the majority ofthe charts approached, included $3,000ill automobiles, $1,123 in amusements,$2,160 for education, $1,160 for allow¬ance, $5,484 for food, $4,065 for cloth¬ing, $5,000 for home, $720 for doctorhills and $200 cost of birth.You’ll find all your friends on anSTCA sailing.A QUESTIONHave you tried our special Sunday3tud< nt chicken and duck dinners?If not. why not?They Can’t Be Beat!VARSITY CAFE1015 E 55th St.When Nestle s flewto the North PoleSuddenly the world was amazed! An airplanehad reached the North Pole.On board, as part of the emergency ration,and vital in case of a forced landing, was Mestle’sMilk Chocolate. And even when it was neces¬sary to lighten the cargo, to discard every need¬less ounce, Nestle’s was retained.Nestle’s Milk Chocolate is so rich in concen¬trated energy, so nourishing and appetizing,that the commander of the Byrd Arctic Expedi¬tion considered it a necessity.Nestle s milk chocolate“Bichest in Cream! SUMMARIESINTRAMURAL ’DIVISION50 yard dash1—Nebel, Lambda Chi.2—Prosser, Phi Pi Phi.3—Norton, Teke.4—Kinney, Phi Gam.5—Gumm, Macs.50 yd. low hurdles1—Budlong, D. U.2—Bowers, Phi Gam.3—Norberg, Lambda Chi.4—Patterson, Psi U.Fat Man’s race1—Diefendorf, Phi Kap.2—Wilborn, Phi Psi.3—Eickenberry, Phi Psi.300 Yard Run, First Race1—Fried, Macs.2—Puschel, Phi Pi Phi.3—Norton—Teke.4—Sass, Phi Psi.5—Morgenstern, Alpha Delt.300 Yard Run, Second Race1—Nebel, Lambda Chi.2—Paleich, Alpha Sig.3—Weiss, Macs.4—Budlong, Delta Upsilon.f)—Light, unattached.600 Yard Run, First Race1—Engel, A. T. 0.2.—Scheldon, Psi U.3—Wilson, Psi U.4—Mack, Phi Pi Phi.5—Schmidt. Teke.600 Yard Run, Second Race1—McCormack, Phi Gam.2—Salzman, Mac.3—Goldman, Mac.4—Beardsley, Phi Pi Phi.5—Kupperberg, unattached.Mile run1—Rexinger, Phi Psi.2—Pinner, S. A. E.3—Fink, Mac.4—Goldman, Mac.5—Cooperider, Delta Upsilon.Wrestling127-Pounds1—Swartz, unattached. 2—Hecker, Tau Delta Phi.137-Pounds2—Blumenstock, Phi Beta Delta.145-Pounds1—Dyer, Phi Gamma Delta.1—Cleveland, Sig Alpha Epsilon.2—Hoffert, Delta Upsilon.160-Pounds1—Wilson, Phi Gamma Delta.2—Swartz, Kappa Nu.177-Pounds1—Eller, Lambda Chi Alpha.2—Froberg, Delta Sigma Phi.Heavyweight Class1—Reiwitch, Kappa Nu.2—Deifendorf, Phi Kappa Sig.Boxing125-Pounds1—Engler, Sigma Delt.2—Grove, Teke.135-Pounds1—Bublick, Phi Beta Delta.2—Doroche, Delta Chi.145-Pounds1—Puschell, Phi Pi Phi.2—Nelson, Phi Pi Phi.155-Pounds1—Knowles, Sigma Alpha Epsilon.2—Eramus, unattached.175-Pounds1—Garen, Alpha Sigs.2—Petrotowitz. unattached.Heavyweight Class ^1—Reiwitch, Kappa Nu.2—Deifendorf, Phi Kappa Sig.VARSITY-FROSH MEET50 yd. low hurdles1—Haydon, V,2—Hibben, F.3—Kramer, V.4—Valentine, F.50 yd. high hu>'dles1—Haydon, V.2—Smith, V.3—Hibben, F.4—Kramer, V.880 yd. run1—Williams, V.2—Letts, F.3—Urist, V.440 yd. run 1—Schulz, V.2—Livingston, F.3—Apitz, V.4—Armstrong, V.50 yd. dash1—Gleason, V.2—East, E\3—Libby, V.4—Brandt, V.Mile1—Jackson, V.2—Holt, V.3—Berndston, V.(Continued from column 1 )der, though, and wonder a great deal,if we aren’t indicting a vast numberof people today with a phrase . thatwe couldn’t explain if we had to.There used to be moments when Ithought 1 wasn’t such a bad sort. Icould suffer my image in the mirrorlong enough to shave and comb myhair I could even eat my meals alonewithout having developed an inferioritycomplex before the dessert. But now,with the intellectual Babbitry and theritra Ultra holding sway. I’m quitesure that I’m boorish, boring and unbearable (and that’s not bad allitera¬tion). To be metaphorical, 1 rather5eel myself sinking, and I need a liteline. Won’t someone please tell me—just what are “the finer things of life”''Professor ComptonSpeaks at MadisonProfessor Arthur E. Compton of thePhysics department and winner of theXobel prize in science, recently gavea series of three lectures at the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin. These three lec¬tures were part of the Religious Con¬ference held at Madison lately. Presi¬dent Glenn Frank, who presided at theconference, dismissed all classes theafternoon of the lecture so that thestudents and faculty could attend thelectures.DON’T BE SHOCKED!Bill: ‘^How do you explain this Goofus guy?”Jill: ”0h, he still wants to waltz and wears hard heels.”Nothing like a good stiff jolt atthe proper time, but to keeptaking them on the spine all day long— in little hard rap-tap-taps — is thesure, short road to ruin.It’s because they cushion the count¬less shocks and jars of the day’s foot¬ing that rubber heels are all thego right now. After the longestday on the campus walks orthe hard lab floors, they bringyou back fresh and ready for a heavy date in your pumps and Tux.And if rubber heels are popular forcushioning, Goodyear Wingfoot Heelsare more so. They pack more springycome-back than any other heels. Andthey have that “it” called style. Nowonder mon people walk on GoodyearWingfoot Heels than on any otherkind! Jolly old shoe repairmanputs them on in arf-a-mo.Better get new GoodyearWingfoot Heels today.Copyright 1928. by The Oootlyeer Tire ft Rubber Oo.. Inc.WntGlOOTPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MARCH 6. 1928Murphy AdvancesOwn Precepts ToOil Pickle ClubTry to regard things from an un¬prejudiced viewpoint.Cultivate a sense of humor so youwon’t look at yourself with too tragican expression.Don’t undertake to conform theworld to an absolute basis of yourown conception.These precepts form part of thephilosophy of A. E. Murphy, instruc¬tor in philosophy, who addressed theDil Pickel club last Sunday evening.Mr. Murphy implied that most of thephilosophies conceived the criticismthat they attempted to reduce theworld to an absolute basis. In thisconnection he cited the idea originatedby Descartes and endorsed by Spinoz.ithat all in the world could be containedin the limits of analytical geometry.Mr. Murphy is incorporating hisphilosophy in a book, “The Philosophyof What Happens,” which he is en¬gaged in writing at the present time.ILUNOIS TO CLASHWITH AMES FORRELAY SUPREMACYTied for first place in the numberof relays won, Iowa State and Illinoiswill again take up the matter ofsupremacy at the Illini indoor relaycarnival Saturday, March 17.Coach Gill’s Illini have acquiredseven relay firsts since the first car¬nival in 1917 and Iowa State has alike number of wins. Five victories inthe four mile university relay, one winin the two mile and a single firstplace in the one mile sums up therelay achievements of the Illini.Iowa State has carried off honorsin the medley relay’ five times, andhas one victory in both the two andfour mile. One record stands to thecredit of each team, the Illini hold¬ing the four mile and Ames themedley mark.Chicago has won six relays, boast¬ing two victories in each the the one,two, and four mile events. Univer¬sity of Iowa comes next with fivewins, all in the one mile. Other win¬ners in the university relay’ divisionsare; Michigan, 3; Georgtown, 3;Pennsylvania, 2; Notre Dame, 2; Ne¬braska, Kansas Aggies and Haskell,one each.For STCA passage see Univ. ofChicago Travel Bureau, Press Bldg.,Tues. Wed. Thurs., 1:00 to 3 :30 P. M. TEDLOCKARDTOEXPLAIN THEMEOF PRODUCTION(Continued from page 1)Bartlett Cormack, the man whohas been selected to direct “TheHouse that Jack Built,” is at presentin New York keeping in constanttouch with George Morgenstern andMi.ton Mayer, who have put the finaltouches upon the manuscripts. He willarrive at the University at the begin¬ning of the Spring quarter to inau¬gurate active practice.Joe Barron, the chorus director,has been daily teaching his groupmany’ new steps. He appeared withpart of this chorus in a feature at theWinter Carnival.BATTLE OF AGESWITH DETERMINECAGE SUPREMACY(Continued from page 1)nounced soon, the reporters were in¬formed.Arrangements are being negotiatedfor holding the game in Bartlett gym¬nasium, and a full crew of trainers,coaches, referees and cheer-leaders arebeing arranged for by a joint commit¬tee selected from the rival camps.LENTEN SERVICESHELD ON CAMPUSSt. Mark’s Society, the Episcopalstudent’s organization, will hold serv¬ices on campus during Lent, the firstof w’hich will be held tomorrow at 12in the Thorndike Hilton Memorialchapel.The most solemn service. The HolyEucharist, will be celebrated by Dr.Hopkins, Priest in charge of theChurch of the Redeemer. Since it isthe custom of the church to receivefasting, the service will be one ofworship and adoration rather thancommunion. It will be opened andclosed by the singing of hymns..4ny’one interested is urged to attend.As a result of the resignation ofMarion McGann as president of theSociety, due to her recent marriageto Kenneth C. Sears, a new presidenthas been elected.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL12t8 E. tZri SL (Near WAodlawn At*.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080BeKinners' Class every Monday Eveninr at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENINGILLIANA TEACHERS’ SERVICEBox 628, Station A Champaign, IllinoisWe specialize in placing teachers in Illinois and Indianaschools, although we cover 35 states. Vaceuicies for next yearalready coming in. Register NOW for the better positions.Send for registration blank and details.Ad 5—Gillege Papers—Spring, 192S FOREIGN SOPRANOSINGS IN MANDEL(Continued from page 1)tival in 1925, has won much fameand praise in this country for her“large, melodious voice” and “beau¬tiful diction.” Miss Austral whosename is Florence Mary Wilson adopt¬ed her pseudonym from her birth¬place, Melbourne, Australia.The concert is being given underthe auspices of the University Or¬chestral Association. MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)Schools McAndrew has filed a $250,-(X)0 damage suit in the Superior Court,said Saturday of Mr. McAndrew:“When I get through with him he w.llbe expelled from the United States ofAmerica.” The next day SenatorHeflin, famed and ridiculed for hisanti-Popish madness, received an an¬onymous violin through the mails anddeclared that he be.ieved the instru¬ment to be poisoned and to have beensent by enemies. Senator Heflin doesnot play the violin, anyway.WISHART VERSUS DARROWDebate between Alfred W. Wishart, D. D., Pastor ofthe Fountain Street Baptist Church, Grand Rapids,Michigan andClarence S. Darr'jw of Chicago.QUESTION: “Resolved that a belief in a general pur¬pose in the universe is rational.**Printed in full by The Extension Club of the FountainStreet Baptist Church. Price fifty cents, three for $1.00.ALTERATION SALE V$2.00 Shirts $1.45Arrow Collars, 3 for . . .50cImported Wool Hats . $3.85Fancy Socks, 3 pairatCOWHEY'S55th Street at Ellis Ave.March 5th to March 10th $1.00$25.00 in merchsuidue to be given away.—Stop in and signyour name before March 10th.GET A FREE CHANCE — DON’T LET GEORGEYou come in and Sign Up. DO IT “High Heels”Third and Best Annual Productionof Mirror.Fast, Dashing, SmartMARCH 9 and 10Mandel HallSeats $1.50 - $1.25 - $1.00listen!have you eatenat the shantyrecently?1309 east 57th streetFirst Star—‘‘They tell me you’ll endorse any cigarette for a consideration . . .**Second Star—so long as the consideration isn’t that I give up my Chesterfields!**THEY’RE MILDand ytt THEY SATISFYI ©1928, LIGGFTT & MYERS TOBACCO CO.U Vy,VIiI •)r Eleven frosh receive num¬erals in basketball. orijeS Fencers close season withvictory over Wbconsin.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 6, 1928CAGEMEN, FENCERS WIN; SWIMPOLO, MAT TEAMS LOSE; BUT THENEWSISTHIS . . GYMNASTSIOSEFencers Remain Only Undefeated Maroon Team; Win Streakof Hoffer’s Turners Broken at Last;Badgers Do ItDisaster overtook the majority ofChicago’s athletic teams in their con¬tests in and out of the city last Satur¬day night. Nels Norgren’s basketcersand Coach Merrill’s fencers were thesuccessful representatives. The gym¬nastic, wrestling, swimming, and waterpolo teams were defeated.An axiom, paraphrasing the famousjournalistic dog story has found itsplace in the vocabulary of those fortu¬nate members of the Sports staff ofthe Maroon. It is as follows: “Whenthe gym teams wins, it is a commonoccurrence, but when it loses, it isnews. Real news has found its wayinto the sport columns.The biggest upset of the eveningwas the defeat of the gymnastic team.Wisconsin, with a steadier team, wereable to nose the heretofore undefeatedteam out by 13 points. Captain Flex-ner was high point man for the Ma¬roon team. Floyd Davidson was offhis usually brilliant form, and conse-ijucntly did not add his customarypoints to the team total.Friedman and Wallace led the fenc¬ing team to an easy victory over theBadger team, each man winning threematches. With this victory in its lastdual meet, the team has gone throughthe season without a loss. Each mem¬ber of the team performed well, and allarc in excellent form for the Confer¬ence meet which is to be held this Saturday.Qjie point made by Chaugnon in thelast minute of play enabled Chicago tobeat out a determined, anxious Illinoisbasketball team. The final score was19-18, Virgil Gist being high point manwith four baskets. Excellent teamplay featured the Maroon ^ perform¬ance. which marked the final appear¬ance of Captain Iloerger, Lalon Far-well, John McDonough, and HeinieZimmerman. During the game, BobKaplan, diminutive forward of the Chi¬cago team, sprained his ankle.Former Captain Kaare Krough wonthe only event chalked up on the winside for the Chicago wrestling teamin its meet with Wisconsin. The finalscore of the meet was 20-3.The water polo team lost its secondcombat of the current season, thestrong Illinois team winning, 6-.5.Caught in the terrific onslaught of theOrange and Blue tankmen, the Chicago 'swimmers were defeated by a largescore. Wisconsin Wins BigTen Bowling MeetIn an all-Conference telegraphicbowling meet held Thursday, Wis¬consin won by a margin of 99points, their total score being2838 points for three games.North vVcsLerii was second with2739 markers and Michigan camein sixth, amassing a score of 2626points. Chicago and Illinois werethe only pin smashers with a scoreless than Michigan’s while Ohio,Purdue, Northwestern, and Wis¬consin ran up. larger totals. 'ELEVEN NUMERALSGIVEN TO FROSHBASKETBAU MENMAROONS WEAK INSWIMMING MEET Reserve Numerals AwardedTo Only FiveCagersLack Enough IndividualStars To WinTARPON CLUB ELECTSOFFICERS FOR YEARPYOTT GOES SOUTHTO REGAIN HEALTHJames Pyott, former University ofChicago gridiron star and captain ofCoach A. A. Stagg’s Maroons in 1923,has left for Florida to regain hishealth. He has been convalescing atthe Hotel Winderemere after a siegein the hospital. Pyott has been seri-ou.sly ill since shortly before Christ¬mas. Officers of Tarpon club lor theyear 1928-29 are as follows: President,Ethel Brignall; vice-president, Emma-rette Dawson: secretary, Marjorie Tol-man, and treasurer, Sinah Kitzing.Elections took place Thursday,March 1, in the lobby of Ida Noyeshall and were followed by the instal¬lation dinner at 6:30. When the conference swimmingchampionships are held at Minnesotathe 23rd and 24th of this month theMaroons will enter with little chanceof taking the aquatic title. Althoughthe natators have presented a well-rounded team during the season, thesquad shows a great dearth of indi¬vidual stars. Mcdillivray has littlehope that any of his men will takefirst in their specialties, but expects |that the final results will find the Ma¬roons somewhat near the top ofthe list by virtue of numerous secondsand thirds. He expects to take asquad of six with him.By losing to Illinois last Saturdaythe water polo squad lost practicallyall chance to retain last year’s title.They have lost two meets.STCA—weekly sailings to Europeon the steamers of the Holland-American Line—STCA. The following men have receivedfull numeral awards in basketballfor the 1928 season: Abbey Blatt-burg, Hayden Bluhm. Robert Brad¬shaw, Arthur Cahill, Marshall Fish,Arthur Howard, L. M. Hardy, ScottRexinger, Wilbur J. Urban, NormanWilliams, and Sidney Yates. Thosethat received reserve awards areClarence Davis, R, M. Karten, I.Schwartz, R. B. Smith, and RobertStraus.Four of these men received fullnumerals in football and another re¬ceived recognition in that sport.Bluhm, Pish, Williams, and Strausare the two-numeral men and ScottRexinger, frosh class president, is thelad that received football recognition.Sidney Yates and Norm Williamsbecause of their excellent workthroughout the season are recognizedas the most outstanding players. Onthe whole the freshman squad thisseason showed unusual talent andhave excellent chances of placingsome men on next year’s varsitysquad.The squad has now officially brok¬en up training and the men are freeto compete in other sports. First Or ’^Third!Batter Has ChoiceBerkeley, Calif., (IP).—“Rever¬sible” baseball, a game in whichthe batter may run to either firstor third bases is being tried’outwith some degree of success by theT’niver5-ity of California Bears.The new game makes it possiblefor the batter to run to either firstor third bases as he chooses if thebags are not occupied at the time.But if a man is on base the battermust take the direction of the manpreceding him. The object, it issaid, is to give an equal opportun¬ity to right and left handed bat¬ters.WOMEN IN SECONDTANK MEET TODAYJunior Team FavoredWin ToToday at 4:30 in the pool of IdaNoyes hall, the second of the inter¬class swimming meets will be held.The events will include the plungefor 30 seconds, 20 and 40 yard freestyle races, 40 yard back crawl andfrom events which include diving.The relay will be a medley in whichback crawl, trudgeon, breast andcrawl are the strokes to be used.Miss Ellen LeCount is coaching thesophomore team, while Miss EdithBallwebber is coaching the freshmanand junior teams.2000 College people can’t be wrong—they have already booked STCApassage for the coming summer. 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You’ll playthe delightful deck gamesthatyoutn-on-a-larkdevises.And there”* be bridge,—and conversation; — andsometimes lost sleep! Butof course you have yourchoice between missingsleep and fun.Do you realize how vervinexpensively this can hedone on big Cunard shipssuch as the CARONIA, CAR-MANIA, SCYTHIA, LkCOMA,LAPfCASTRIAand TUSCAN! A?You are berthed in a cvim-fortable, clean cabin, youhave good food, nicelvserved, with ample deckspace and you enjoy thecompany of your ownkiiui of people . . . becausetlicv are others like vouwho feel the adventurouscall of traveling TouristThird Cahill.CUNARDLINEI Go down to the sea^informal’— meaningCunard Tourist Third...the way of the know¬ing illuminati toEUROPE346 No. Michigan Ave., Chicagoor see your college representative.Miss Elizabeth Roe,University of Chicago,Chicago, Ill.1840 1928eighty . EIGHT - YEARS • OF • SERVICE-.*■ >■ Tniarf till II ~^ ni ■If.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 6, 1928CHARLEY GOOD, who graces theoffice of this publication as Day Edi- |tor, handed us the following bit of :verse, taken from an anonymous vol¬ume, “Spectra.” published in 1916.Supposedly its authors are WitterBynner and Arthur Davidson Eicke.We haven’t the least idea of whatits stanzas imply. Maybe it doesn tmean an>i;hing at all, at all. Any¬way, we like it.If I were only dafter1 might be making hymn»To the liquor of your laughterAnd the lacquer of your limbi.But you turn acroii the tableA teleicope of eyei.And it lights a Rui.-iian sableRunning circles in the skies ....Till 1 go running after.Obeying all your whims—For the liquor of your laughterAnd the lacquer of your limbs.“HIGH HEELS”, the third annualMirror production running in Man-del Hall this Friday and Saturdayevenings, should attract some ofthese big, overtowering fraternity-boys from Woodlawn Avene. Thehigher the heel the longer the vamp.And Miss Foster’s Hard To Beat!Dear George:Miss Foster, in Geography, wasdiscussing the reported laziness ofSouth American barbarians. “Why,”she said, “They aren’t as lazy as peo¬ple think they are. I’m not a latesleeper myself, but do you knowthose savages beat me up everymorning?” Tell me, George, was thata nice way to treat a woman?—Stan K.THE venerable Arthur Ernstein,President of the Dramatic Associa¬tion, appeared on campus this week,nursing a black eye and a badly-dam¬aged arm. We w’ere at a loss to ac¬count for his injuries until some oneinformed us that Arthur is to playthe part of the inveterate drunk inthe campus production of “TenNights in a Barroom.” Always con¬scientious, he evidently started outlast week-end on the theory thatPractice makes Perfect.”Sure! Give The Boys A HandGeorge:Some people do nothing but readbridge-theories set down by mastersof the game. Remember:—“All Workand no play makes bridge a dullgame.”—DannyDIARY OF A COLUMNISTDown to see “Good News” Fridaynight with G. A. and did most heart¬ily enjoy the show. Laughed loudywhen the trainer—surveying the footof the tackle who had sprained hisankle—asked, “Have you been bitingyour nails lately?” And again whenhe advised, “Open your pores.” Af¬terwards to Huylers on MichiganBoulevard where the Salerno broth¬ers played and sang many popularsongs—too many. There orderedCinammon toast and Cocoa at theword of G. A. Ugh! Will never takeher word again. Coming home,passed a tottering gentleman at 51stand Kimbark who waved and asked,“Shay, young man. will you take meto shiss apartment of mine wTiere Ilive-” This done, surprisedly receiveda dollar-hill from his thankful hands.Sunday night to The Cube withthe campus Charicaturist to see threegood one-act plays. Paid seventy-five cents admission, not knowingthat she had a pass for two. Kickedmyself mightily. .Afterwards to visita friend who told us that G. A. .mdtwenty of her girl-friends had spentSunday afternoon swwlng baby-clothe.s—for the Lying-In Hospital, asshe explained it. Holy Moses!GEO-G. Give yourself a pricelessfund of new thoughts. Giveyourself a trip abroad . . . and thepep to do a double job whenyou get back.$184.50 for two superb oceantrips—takes you over, brings youback. Speaking of bargains . . .just compare this price with thecost of an average^hotel” vacation.In addition to sp^ially reservedquarters for TOURIST ThirdCabin ptassengers on such famousliners as Ma jcstic, world’s largestship, Olympic, Homeric, BeUgenland, and others—-we offer the only steamers inthe world devoted entirelyto TOURIST passengers,Minnekahda, Minnesota,Wini/redian and Devonian.No other class carried. Youhave the "freedom of alldecks. 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