Finals in track,boxing, anti wrestl¬ing.Vol. 28 No. 75. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1928 Intramural Carni¬val in Bartlett to¬night.Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerIf I don't give these little girls ahand pretty soon. I shall be hounded|iUo a premature grave, so here youare. They are the Mirror girls, andtheir act is on at Mandel March 9 and10. Frankly, I don’t feel that the ideaof Prudence Parks, or a rose I)y anyother name, looking for adventure out¬side of the 8 rn. p. Ii. signs is worthtwo hoots out of wherever hoots comeout of. If any theme for a college>how was bled white long before Phil.Mien’s days at Williams, it's that one..Mthough I am not (what you wouldcall) in on <what you would call) theco-ed’.s idea of (what yvsu would call)adventure, i am pretty nearly filled fullof what Blackfriars. Triangle, Mimesand the rest of them have for thepast ten year.s roiueived to be theco-ed's idea of adventure. That's whatis bad about this year’s Mirror. Whatgood about it is something else again.There are the co-authors. Miss Carrand Mr. North. Miss Carr, being MissCarr, is authentic. Res ipsa loquatur..\nd Mr North, being a married Mr.North, is. I reckon, authentic. AndMr. O’Hara, who is directing things,is as authentic as anyone in this partof the woods, for my money. And thele.ading lady — the debonaire MissCarr again .\nd the cast and chorus—a pack of pictures of almost thew'hole lot passed through my handsnot so long ago. and what more couldmortal man desire? Nothing, let metell you. nothing. .\nd that's all that/mortal nian will get unle-" he putson his iron hat and dro))-. anchor inRow A, or anything in back of that,one or the other night, and gets acrack at what my thousands of fem¬inine admirers tell me is the verygreatest Greatest Show on Earth.* * *Mr. .Mien Heald. who ha- cast hispearls in the direction of this columnbefore, is plying between the .\lumnioffice and the law building with a moreserious set of wrinklo than ever.When asked just what catastrophe hadcome into his life, Mr. Heall told thePress that he .shall be mad as a loonwithin another week if he doesn’t geta fourth hand to play briiige w'ith MissJulia Fay .\orw(x>d, of Nashville, Mr.John Westwood, of Princeton, andMiss Eleanor P'.astwoo<t. of Chicago.Can anyone do anything for the littlefellow? Mr. Frederick t. Woodward,Robert Southey. E. H. Southern, andl)r. Mercy Southwdek have all beenrejected. There is no use in letting.Mr. Heald go on greying before histime like this.♦ * »The newest ruckus arounl the pub¬lications office, in whose black bellyso many of us fritter awa\ our daysand nights, is the Ph<Hmi.\-Maroontussle. Now the Phoenix and theMaroon have always been thick, may Isay, as thieves. For a score of yearsnow there has existed between the twoa bond of iron, blah, and (in the olddays, they tell me) empty bottles.And now. out of the thinnest of air,has arisen a feud. Out of justice, thePhoenix began it by reprinting a funnypage of Maroon clippings that theMaroon lads hadn’t meant to be funny.The Maroon retaliated in kind. TheMaroon, with its 2t) to I publicationfrequency, had a iO to 1 chance tocome out on top. So the Phoenix shut* up. The other day the Maroon fouledone over the back fence by referringin it’s editorial columii. to ‘‘the lewdjokes in the curren tPhoenix.” Nowthe Phoenix is thinking about toss¬ing a mailed fist itself, and there youare. I ain’t saying which is right,myself, and which is wrong. We’vegot a good set of publications, as theygo, and there’s no use in throwingaw'ay the last mead of public esteemby alw'ays belittlin’. While the edi¬tors of both rags have, in their per¬sonal connections with me, done noth¬ing but hinder my progress on theroad to greatness that roguish fatehas laid out' for me, 'they are, never¬theless, well-bred lads, and I will be(Continued on page 4) CLIMAX l-M SPORTS TONIGHTCARNIVALENTERTAINERSARRANGE GALACARNim bill!Song and Dance FindPlace Tonight InBartlettMusic and dance are scheduled toflourish in profusion beside the athleticendeavor on the entertainment bill ofthe fourth annual Intramural Carnivalbeginning tonight at 7:.I0 in Bartlettgym. With Jerry Conley anl her or¬chestra from the Shoreland hotel play¬ing for the dance, novelty featureswill be added in the form of clowns,acrobats, Virginia Ratcliff borrowedfrom the Mirror show for the occa¬sion as a feature dancer, a group fromthe Blackfriars dancing class, a mys¬tery number from the Military Sci¬ence Department and others.Lawyers DeClaimBetween intramural races Don Ros¬enthal will give an exhibition of hisskill at taj) dancing. From the law-schools comes Harold Lanski, BernardFried, and .Nat Rubell in an illustra¬tion of their art. The Maroon Seren-arlers are offering “Bits of This and1 hat’’, Joe Barron ,a veteran of Black¬friars productions tor years back willput on some solo work and also leada group from; the dancing class, whileSam Van Dyne and Marvin Hintz areto bring a set of clowns. Fred vonAmmon, who is chairman of the enter¬tainment committee is to double upwith Heiikle in accordion numbers, andthe University band itself will playduring the evening .Two acrobats, the Beaumont broth¬ers, under the tutelage of Joe Bar¬ron will put on an exhibition ofstrength and agility, and the “Ter-psichoreaii Novelty’’ of Blackfriars willbe balanced by Polo-Nise the mysterystunt of the Military Science Depart¬ment. Rudolph Coles, the star ofCampus vaudeville, is to present a fewsongs.Benefit Plays toBe Given TonightMystery concerning the nature ofthe third of the four one-act playsto be presented tonight at 8:3<) on Man-del Boards by members of the faculty,their wives .friends and undergradu¬ates, has been cleared by an a<inounce-ment of Professor Percy HolmesBoynton, one of the actors.The “histrionic sensation by an au¬thor not now divulged and liy actorsnever before seen on Mandel hall stageis Dorothy Aldis’ “The Meeting”, withMrs. Lairl Bell, Miss Helen Sansord,and Mrs. Malcolm Ward leading acast from the North Shore TheatreGuild.The other three playlets on “ThePhilosopher of Butterbiggins,” “TwoGents from K. C.” and “The Valient.”Present CandidatesTo Women’s GroupsNonifinees for the coming 'electionsfor the three major women’s organ¬izations on campus will be presentedto the members of Y. W. C. A., W.A. A„ and the Women’s Federation ofUpper Class Counsellors today at'3;30 in the North and South ReceptionRooms and Y. W. room in Ida Noyeshall respectively. After the meetingsthe groups will meet for tea. All mem¬bers have been urged to attend.Elections for officers will be heldWednesday, March 7. DANCEENTERTAINMENT BILL7; 15—Overtures by U. of C. band.7 ;28—'Carnival Trumpeters.7:34—Fat Men’s Race.7:-M—Kiddie Kar Race.7:51—Big Ten Medley, U. of«4r.band.8:07—Soft Shoe Dancing, Black¬friars’ Chorus.8:19—Leap Prog Race, U. Highboys.8:21—Incidents on the Field of Hon¬or, Fencing team.8:35—Sack Race.8..17—Carnival Frolics, BernardP'ried, Harold Lanski, and Nat Ru-vell.8:32—Miss Virginia Ratcliff, in■‘High Heels.” from Miror.9:01—Balancing act, Beaumontbrothers.9; 15—“Broken Rythms,” Joe Barron.9:23—Polo-ni.se, R. O. T. C. men.9:15—Dancing begins, Jerry Con¬ley’s Shoreland Hotel Night Club or¬chestra.Pick EickenberryAs Favorite InFat Man's RaceEickenberry, Phi Psi, is favored towin the fat men’s fifty yard dash, be¬cause of his victory last year. Otherentires are Aronson, Zeta Beta Tau;Diefeiulorf, Phi Kappa Sigma; Wil-born. Phi Psi; and Scott, Phi Psi.In the Leap Frog race, two U. highboys will be on each team. There willhe four teams. The University fenc¬ing team, which has been winningmost of its matches recently are show¬ing what fencing is all about. Entrantsfor the Kiddie Kar race have not beenannounced. McKinley and Moses, D.U.. are -entered in the sack race, tocompete with Pap and Makowski. run¬ning unattached. Having the advant-afe of teamlwork, the D. U. men areexpected to cop, but it is very easyto have an upset in a race of thissort.AUTHENTIC ROMANFOOD AND SONG TOFEATURE BANQUETVinum (grape-jice) and other au¬thentic Roman food will be served atthe Roman banquet to be given tonightat 6:30 in the sun-parlor of Ida Noyeshall by Eta Sigma Phi, honoraryclassical fraternity. The banquet isan annual tradition of the society.Speakers at the banquet will lieMarjorie Williamson, Mona Flanders,Frances Sadowskas, Miss Ortha Wil-ner, instructor in Latin, RosalieSchultz, Mary Davis, and Irene Rud-nick. Josephine Attick and Lloyd Stowwill entertain the group with pianosolos. To lend a more classical air tothe affair, songs w-ill be sung in Latin.Tickets for the dinner may be ob¬tained for one dollar from members ofthe club. TONIGHTFRESHMEN MAKEPERFEC1JIRADESThirteen Score Six PointAverage For QuarterThirteen Chicago and suburban highschool graduates make a perfect aver¬age of 6 grade points, or three “A’s”,in their first quarter at the L'niversity,according to a report by Dean GeorgeR. Moon. Nine others had an averageof 5.55 grade points, and nine morean average of 5 grade points.Those who made a perfect averageof 6 points and the high schools fromwhich they graduated were: Charles A.Ault, Schurz; John F. Bobbitt, OakPark; Werner H. Bromemd, Senn;Abrahanif I Gans, Tuley; Stanley A.Kaplan, Englew-ood; Sylvia Kramer,Marshall; Peter M. Krauezunas, Har¬rison; George E. Mahin, Oak Park;Benjamin S. Meyer, (irans; Paul Rud-nick, Parker Senior; Betty A. Scheer-er. Senn; .Abe .Sudranski, Englewood;William F. Zachar'ias, Central Y. M.C. .A. Evening school.The students who made a 5.55 aver¬age w-ere: Julian L. Gumuiner .HydePark; Joseph M. Hamburger, U. high;John H. Hardin, Harvard school;Joseph A. Hynek, Crane Tech; SamuelLeyinson, Marshall; Hugh R. Mac-Kenzie, Oak Park; Charles A. Pol¬iak, Lake View; Charles H. Sevin,Englewood; Estelle Tomaschoff, LakeView'.The group with an average of 5 was:William A. Benes, J. Sterling Morton,Cicero; I.-ester .A. Bensema, Lind-bloom; Abraham A. Charous, Tilden;Fred (7. Cartnian, North Park col¬lege; Robert M. Cunningham, NewTrier; Eleanor .A. Davis, Austin;Bernard Drell, Tilden; Zachary Fel-sher, Marshall; William H. Garvey,Oak Park.Four of these students were grad¬uated from Oak Park high school,which lead all of the others in thisrespect. Englew-ood w-as second hav¬ing three of the honor freshmen.Emstein In Castof Wilt PlayletArthur Ernstein has replaced PerryMiller in the cast of “Ten Nights In (a Barroom” which will be producedby Mr. Napier Wilt’s class in Nine¬teenth Century American Dr&ma,March 16 in Reynold’s Club Theater.Ernstein, president of Gargoyle’sand a member.of the late playfest cast,will assume the part of SampleSw'ichel, inveterate inebriate of theplaylet. Miller was unable to continuethe work.John Janssen, director of the play,has issued a call for costumes of anysort which date back to the decade of1860, any regalia w-hatever will be ap¬preciated, he says.Call for ‘Mirror”Seats by March 7Tickets for reserved seats for “HighHeels,” the Mirror production, may becalled for at the box office in theMandel hall cloister, until Wednesday,March 7. After I o’clock Wednesday, ithe reserved tickets not claimed willbe placed on general sale, it was an-noun:ed today.The box office is open from 8 to 5,daily .and from 9 to 5 on Saturdays.Those who have not yet otitained tic¬kets are urged to do so without delaybecause the seats for both perform¬ances are going rapidly, according toJane Sheean, box office manager ofMirror. STRONG ENTRIES FEATURE OFFRATERNITY TRACK FINALS INCLOSING WINTER COMPETITIONI SPORTS PROGRAM j7:30—50 yard dash.7:36~ Wrestling and Boxing, 125 lb.7:37—440 yard dash.7:40—50 yard low hurdles.7:46—W'restling and Boxing, 135-lb.7:47—880 yard run Varsity, Frosh.8.01—Wrestling, 117-lb.8:02—Mile Run, Intramural.8:13—50 yd. high hurdles, V-F.8:15—Wrestling-Boxing, 145-lb.8:16—Graduate school relay.8:29—Wrestling-Boxing, 158-lb.8:30—Intramural relay race.8:47—^Wrestling-Boxing, 177 lb.8:48—600 yard race, 1st heat.8:57—600 yd. race, 2nd race.9:10—Mile run. V-9:15—Challenge boxing, heavy¬weight wrestling.9:16—300 yard run, 1st heat.9:25—300 yd, run, 2nd heat.Three Teams ToGrapple for I-MMat ChampionshipPhi Beta Delta, Kappa Nu, and PhiGamma Delta loom as contenders forthe Intramural wrestling champion¬ship, each having two men in the fin¬als. The Phi Betas are representedby Fuchs in the 117 pound class andBlumenstock in the 137’s. Fuchs look¬ed like an almost certain winner fromSmith, unattached. Blumenstock meetsDyer of the Phi Gams and thechances of the Phi Gams and PhiBetas depend on this match. Dyerwas Cook County Interscholasticchamp in this weight last year.Wilson, Phi Gam, meets Schwartz,Kappa Nu, in the 160 pound division,Reiwitch ,Kappa Nu, meets Diefen-dorf. Phi Kap, in the heavyweight di¬vision. This r the only other matchlikely to have any bearing on thechampionship. The other bouts are127 pound; Heckler, Tau Delt, vs.Swartz, unattached; 145 pound: Cleve¬land, S. A. E. vs. Hoffert, D. U.; 117pound; Eller, Lambda Chi. vs. Fro-berg. Delta Si’g.TEETZEL ‘HIGH MAN’FOR PHOENIX SALES;DEE, GARREL SECONDCarolyn Teetzel received the firstprize of $7.50 in the Phoenix sales¬manship contest with a total of eighty-eight sales to her credit. After keencompetition, Frances Dee of Sigma,and Sally Garrell tied for second placewith eighty-one sales apiece.Esther Anderson of Phi Beta Deltatook fourth place with seventy-fiveoalcs, receiving a prize of $2.00. Char¬lotte Bourne, also of Phi Beta Deltaand Frances Hallinan tied for fifthplace, receiving prizes of one lollar.We are much pleased wdth the in¬creasing number of sales,” said ErnestStevens, circulation manager of thePhoenix. After the sales, tea wasserved in the Phoenix office to thestaff and the saleswomen. Delta Upsilon In LeadAfter TrackPrelimsBy Hank FisherTonight marks the close of the In¬tramural winter sports program witha gala of athletic bill events to be runoff at the Carnival. Finals in track,boxing, wrestling, combined with aVarsity-Fresh track meet will be held.Schmidt IneligibleThe first event is the fifty yard dashto take place at 7:30. Schmidt, ChiPsi, ran the distance in 5:7 but wasdeclared nieligible because he had wona track letter at Wisconsin. The restof the field .made up of Kinney, PhiGam, Nebel, Lambda Chi, Norton, T.K. E., and Gumm, Macs, is ratherslow.Hardy, unattached, Budlong, D. U.,Alger, Psi U., Bowers, Phi Gam, andNorberg, Lambda Chi, are in the finalsof the low hurdles. Budlong, winnerin this event last year, is looked uponas the favorite to cop. Alger and Nor¬berg, however, made good times inqualifying races and will give him ahard race.Outstanding in the mile run areSteere, who has had training with thevarsity, Fink, winner of the track class2,000 yard run, and McCormack, whowon the track class 1,000 yard run.Relay CloseThe Intramural Relay should be oneof the best races of the evening. PhiGamma Delta ,Phi Kappa Sigma, Del¬ta Upsilon, Phi P Phi, Macs, and Del¬ta Sigma Phi hav'e qualified teams.The D. U. outfit made the best timein the trials with the Phi Gam’s onefifth of a second behind them. Thetime 2:184-5 is almost good enoughfor the varsity.Due to the large number of quali¬fiers the 300 yard run will be dividedinto two sections. In the first raceSass, Fried, Zolla, Block, Shapiro,Morgenstern, Pushell .Kurrie, F'ailey,(Continued on page 2)Juniors Promise‘Good Orchestra'A good dance orchestra, refresh¬ments and special entertainment hasbeen promised by Charles Cutter,president of the Junior class, at theJunior class mixer to l>e held todayfrom 4 to 6 in the Reynolds club.Although the mixer is sponsored bythe Junior class council, the campusat large has been invited. The nameof the orchestra has been kept secretas has been the nature of the enter¬tainment. It has been rumored thatthe chorus now practising for “Mir¬ror” will make its first public appear¬ance on campus in a few of its mostintricate steps. Reports stating thatthe refreshments are unusually goodare probably based on fact.Prof. Starr TalksOn Code of JapanFrederick Starr, Professor Emeritusof Anthropology, will lecture today at5:30 in the assembly room of Swifthall on “Bushido: The Codi of theJapanese Knight.” The lecture is a fea¬ture of Professor Starr’s annual visitto the University since his retirementfrom active teaching.As aii anthropologist. Professor.Starr has won recognition for researchin Mexico, Korea, Japan and CongoFree State, and the Philipine Islands.He is the author of “The Ethen-agraphy of Southern Mexico.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 2. 1926Olljf Satlg maronnPOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. .Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Poetoffice, Chicago, Illinois. Mari'h13. 1906. under the act of March 3. 1673.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOR OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, March 2Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. Professor JamesW. Thompson of Medievel History.11:50, Joseph Bond chapel.Professional Commerce club, “Op¬portunities for College ?!Ien in Bank¬ing.” Walter Lichtenstein, Execu¬tive secretary of the First NationalBank. 12:15. Del Prado Hotel. STRONG ENTRIES FEATUREOF FRATERNITY TRACKFINALS IN COMPETITION(Continued from page 1)and Norton are entered. In the sec¬ond race Weiss, Beardsley, Guinni;Pelsick, Nebel, Ahliot, Budlong, En¬gel. Light and Blackhoff will com¬pete. Due to the short distance and totlie large number of entrants, it is al¬most impossible to pick a winner inthis event.I D. U.’s LeadOFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5804 EllU Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsC.D1TORIAL DEPARTMENTMenHarry KletzkyChairman of thv Editorial BoardMilton S. Mayer t.News ElditorChart's H. Good Day EMltorLouis Engle Day EMitorEdwin L^vin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EMitorIHrxter W. Masters Day EMitorGeorge Gruskin ... . Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris . Junior EMitorMary Bowen Literary EklitorElizabeth Taylor Society EkiitorRosalind Green Sophomore EMitorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore ^itor. .Aldean Gibboney Sophomore ^itor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stem Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports ElditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Ds~«on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher _Advertising ManagerRobert Klein ^Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev*ll - ___.AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AsaistsmtA.igiu Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentCH.4KLES H. GOOD, Night EditorTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM2.! I5.6.7.8.9.10. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarshipAugmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.Extension of the. Intramural prinapls.Erection of dormitories to attract and Accommodate out-of-toivn students.Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.ImprovommU of tko Toar Book.Abolition of E-l\ and establishment of group libraries.One Sophomore Honor Society. S. A. E. PLEDGES At the pre.sent time, the D. U.’shold a very shaky lead over the otherSigma .^Ipha Kpsilon announces thepledging of George Edwin Robb ofCarroll, Iowa.THREE BOOKS AND AMERICANSOne cannot help but notice that the use and misuse of theword “America” in the slogan “America PTrst” is causing per¬sons who are perhaps most truly American to shy from evenmention of the word. We are in danger of having the word jerkedfrom a respectable vocabulary and reserved only to denote doubt¬ful movements such as the Ku Klux Klan or to stand for a brandof questionable politics such as that with which the great cityof Chicago is burdened.Soon, we fear, dictionari£b—at least those in Chicago—willdefine "American” in this fashion'. That pertaining to night¬shirts, either white or green ^denoting a Great Forest(^; or thatpeHaining to anything nasty about Great Britain, principallyKing George, making no difference which George it is; synonyms,inane, nonsensical, absurd, bigoted, ludicrous. Obsolete mean¬ing; ideals of freedom, liberalism, creative energy, alertness, in¬telligent force.It is distressing to many to see the word American approachthe disrepute that now threatens it. We have wondered if a wid¬er distribution of three books which have come to our attentionand which have impressed us would not arrest the dowmfalling.Two of the books are works of the University of Chicago. Theyare Professor Percy H. BoyntOii’s “Some Contemporary Ameri¬cans” and “More Contemporary Americans.” The other book is“Americans” by the late Professor Stewart P. Sherman of theUniversity of Illinois. These books have perhaps only an indi¬rect bearing on political and social things American. But in allthree of them there breathes a spirit of Americanism (anotherword that is slipping) that is distinctly different from the typeabout which we are now' hearing so much. It is the spirit of trueAmericanism, as we choose to see it.The books deal with the literary achievement of Americanauthors and w'ith the ideals of American men. Although they aremainly literary criticisms, from the three a picture of the Ameri¬can scene can be gotten that is as pleasing and as wholesome asthe picture that the “America Firsters” present is disgusting anduntrue. The true spirit of a people can be obtained defnitely andaccurately only through the literature of that people. It is not thestatesmen w'ho portray the nation’s spirit but the authors. InProfessor Boyton’s books and in Professor Sherman’s books wefind the true spirit of America analyzed critically because theyhave analyzed the American w’riters. And we find in their ap¬praisals things American of which we can be proud justly andwithout losing our self-respect in the pride. As much cannot besaid of the pride, if it is that, of the politicians and the self-righteous reformers who cry “America First!” at everything thatthreatens to lose or gain them political control.We w'onder if a change could not be worked in a certain gentleman occupying the main chair in a certain city hall if he weregagged and bound long enough to have those three books read andexplained to him. We wonder if he would not be inclined to notonly throw away his hammer, but also his horn, and decide thatAmericanism was something to be lived and not something toabout which to shout hysterically. lERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn Art.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Befrinner*’ Class even' Monday Evenintr at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIVATE LESSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENING BARBER SHOPWe*re a university shopfor university students.AL 1. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’s organizations, due to their points in thehigh jumlp and shot put. There areseveral other groups, including theMacs, Lambda Chi’s, Teke's and PhiGam’.s, who arc dose behind and whomay take honors from the leaders.CLASSIHED ADSA LARGE SUNNY ROOM withall conveniences. .4 suite suitable forthree. Gentlemen only. Reasonable.Excellent transportation. 4736 Drex-el Boulevard.A QUESTIONHave you tried our special SundayStud.nt chicken and duck dinners?If not. why not?They Can’t Be Beat!VARSITY CAFE1015 E. 55th St. ROOM'—Large, well-furnished, forgirls, private home; kitchen andlaundry. Privileges. 5711 BlackstoneAve. H. P. 2349. »-6609'mRPER'AVE:'• PUONL ^ riyDt.-Pft 6262'•fi[\ii5r*pn(jro6f\flpnc[\-UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyIs* JSAWYERSLICKERIfMSAWYDISONt CxMaaiaox ManAcannrf';hm 0n orsljtirThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChiircbW’lLLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy, “Di.sillu.'ioiud Disciples.”7:45 p. m^—‘‘The Ravelled Sleeveof Care,” Dr. Wm.. H. Boddy.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark Ave.Hyde Park Presbjrter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.Dr. Joseph .4. Vance of Detroit, isdelivering a series of addressesduring the week from February27 to March 4. Dr. Vance is anoutstanding influence In the Pres¬byterian Church. .4 cordial invi¬tation is extended to everyone tocome and hear him. ®looi)laiDn1lt)cnur an& 57thUon Ofjdcn Ooeft — UTmistcrSUNDAY, MARCH 4, 1928I 1 A. M.—The Rev. Sidney B. Snow, D, D. of Boston.6 P. M.—Channing Club. Doctor Snow.Hyde Park Confi^rega-tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th SLWILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSUNDAY, .MARCH 411 a. m.—Worship and Sermon:“Useft:! and Otherwise.”6 p. m.—Scrooby Chib: “Meaningand V’alue of the Book of Es¬ther,” H. H. Walker, Jr.Monday, Marsh 5 at 8 p. m—Pre¬sentation of Cantata "Esther.”Mixed chorus of 35 wiiii six prin¬ciples who are professional sing¬ers. Admission 50c. The Kenwood ChurchIN T E K D E N 0 MIN A T1U N A LGreenw(K>d at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11 a. m.— Dr. Fred Eastmanof Chicago Theological Seminary,will siieak.12:15 p. m.—Y'oung Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-Baritone.All stiuievts are urged to comeand enjoy our sendeesADELPHITHEATREClark near Madison St.SUNDAY AFTERNOON at 3:15.MAURICE SAMUELof New Yorktranslator of Keyserling and him¬self a famous author,will discuss“THE WORLD PHILOSOPHYOF COUNT KEYSERLING”Questions from the audience. St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllu Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY, MARCH 4, 19281 1 A. M.—“Our Daily Bread.” Dr. King D. Beach.8 P. M. -Picture Sermon: “Death’s Door,” Dr. King D.Beach, preaching.Make Thi« Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH‘Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art’935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School. 9:30 A. M.11 a. m.—“The Touch of Power,"a communion meditation.8 p. m.—“W’anted! .4 Man,” theRev. P. J. Stackhouse.B. Y. P. Lk invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, March 4, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak on“TH7 SILVER CORD" .4.NDTHE POSSESSIVE PARENTAll Seats FreeVisitors Cordiallv Welcome EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NTTCHIE7:30 a. :n.— Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—I hurch Sch(X>l.11:00 .i. m.— Holy Eucharist andSermlon.7 45 p. ni.— Evoiii-ong. .4ddress..411 vtiuients e-^pecially Episcopa¬lians are inviud to Young People’sClub at 0 (8) p. m. Daily »crvicts.The Church ofThe Redeemer&6tli and BIsrksUnsREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D O.,5550 Blackstone Ave.Univertify .4tudenf Pa'-tor:REV. BENJAMIN HORTON, A. B. Asst.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.rn.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith sermon at 11 a. m.7:3(1 p. in.—Beautiful Passion MusicService.7:30 p. m. Young People’s Meet¬ing 5 p. in. with •'Upper. .Studentsespecially wticome.St. Paul’s ChurchlOta and bvthmlmtParish Office: 4946 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 1166REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Voung People*’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts9:45 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groupa.The Quest Group.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.8 :00—Evening worship.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Y. P. ( . C. Jollie.fc—March In, Tic¬kets 50c.Woodla’VYn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenoe at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorSUNDAY, MARCH 4, 1928Morning 11 o’clock—^‘Knowing and Doing.”Evening 7:45 o’clock—Rev. Gilbert S. Cox, Subject, “Crea-• tive Religion.”Evening 7:45 o’dodc—Rev. Gilbert S. Cox.Students will find a most cordial welcome. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, MARCH 4, 1928Sermon: I 1 A. M.—“The Wonders of Growth.”Wranglers at 5:30—Mr. Leon Harpole, Assistant SundayElditor of the Chicago Tribune will speak. ,Page ThreeTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 2, 1928THE WEEKLY REVIEWPublished Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily Msu’oonAbout BooksBy Sterling NorthOnly magazine editors have any ideaof the depraved condition of the hu¬man race. Social service workers maysee the exteriormanifest ations.Medical men knowthe physical side ofthe affair. But onlymagazine editorsever see the greatpiles of hopelessniamiscript thatpour from the dis¬eased minds of would-be- literatti.I'rom what little I have seen oftl\e business, six months at the officeof I'OKTRY MAthAZlNK and threeyears on the staff of 'FHK h'OKfiE 1know that the average intelligencemust be far below any estimate madeby psychological tests. 1 tignre that1 have read eight tr ten thousandmannscrii)ts. mostly verse, ami notone iH'rcent of them were the productof intelligent mentality. They rangedall the way from merely in>ipid verseletters asking advice on buying FlirodaHeal Fstate or giving the latest mag-down to j)encil-written, mis-si)ellcd,dog-eared nianiiscript accompanied byical cure for insomniaI'acli has the idea that his last nameis Homer and few make bones al>ontit. If they could ever reach such rap¬tures iu their poetry as they do in theeulogies of themselves they woubl oneand all be famoU". The grocers clerksfrom Batavia, Leaping Weasel andSathers (iulch. do love sonnets t*' theirhalf-witted milkmaid sweethearts, iuwhich flower rimes with bower andlove with dove. Yokels of all forty-nine varieties perpetrate free verse a laWhitman and Carl Sandburg, liftingtheir coarse voices to be heard abovethe noise of Fordson tractors andsteam slmvels Dolls from the beautyparlor of Kmporia pen fragile lyrics ala .\my l.owell.I he whole trouljle as 1 see it is this.Somew’here ami somehow the humanrace got the idea that although tmemust study, dig, and sweat to becomea great pianist, painter, lawyer, (b>cti>r,or football player all one must do tobe a great poet is buy a pencil and afew sheets of paper. They have theemotions, why not express them. 'I'heynever stop to consider the long periodof aiiiireiiticeship every really greatwriter has gone through before he ac¬quired perfection in his technique.Neither do they realize that the snffin their brain probably is of little orno interest to the rest of the humanrace anyhow.The mistake was to popularize edu¬cation. As long as peojile were illiter¬ate they made their money in a legiti¬mate way, by tilling the soil or run¬ning a grocery store. While they wereunabel to read they didn’t know whatpoetry was and were (piite safe fromdanger. The minute they got wind ofthe writing game, however, they sawa chance for easy money and no workand therein lies my story.Having read Walt Whitman, Long¬fellow or whatever versifiers their highschool teachers forced down their(Continued on page 4)Members of the I eraryGiuld received the followingbooks ON THE DAY OFPUBLICATION: The Life ofAnthony Comstock, Mr. For¬tune’s Maggot, Tristram,Trade Horn, Tall Men, CircusParade, The American Car-avtui That Man Heine, A ShortHistory of Women, The Van¬guard, The Last Post, TheGreat American Band Wagon.Did you read them while theywere new? Did you get themfor half price?LITERARY GUILD OFAMERICAFine Arto Bldg., ChicagoIRIS GOODMAN,Campus Representative5306 University Ave.Plaza 2783 Cube Hears BlakeOn Art TomorrowIn deference to the unusual suc¬cess which greeted the performanceof the three one-act plays at theCube last Sunday, Nicholas Mat-soukas, one of the directors, an¬nounces that the program will berepeated twice more with the samecasts. The first of these perform¬ances is scheduled for Sunday. Theplays are “The Glittering Gate,”“Tomorrow,” and “Two Gents fromK. C.”Tomorrow night Dr. Blake of thePhilosophy department at the Uni¬versity will talk on “Realism versusRomanticism! in Art.” According tothe directors of the Cube, Dr. Blakeexhibits a powerful force in hisspeaking and capably puts his dis-tinctiv, artistic and philosophicalability into words.BooksThe Great American BandwagonBy Iris GoodmanI hf Jiilm Day (.'o.,.\ Literary (iuild bookW iieii a man can make.jukc" at unre.\pen>c ami .still leave us with iiumalice toward hiiiii—then he i.-- worthsof all the adimratiiui that we can give.This is precisely what C harles Merzaccomplislies in hi.^ hook "'rhe (ireal.\mericaii Bandwagon.’’ He holds up amirror to the standardized iiulividna!-iem of the :\merican peotde and wehowl at the reflection. In a repor-torial manner lu groups plain imcol-ored fact sin a way that jiroduces askyrocket effect.In a chapter entitled "Koll your owndiploma. ” he says, “moreover in IS'kia campu> was not yet a campus. C'ol-legcs had not >ct liegim to stray acrossthe country offering to set ihcmschcsup in anyl)odv’s living room ihroi.ghthe medium of extension courses.Young .Moliammifd went to the moun¬tain and not the mountain to Moham¬med” and lie proceeds to quote statis¬tics about correspondence courses in¬cluding “Tlu L’niversity of C'hicago7,400’' that makes us gasp. Hunktwice before yon scoff at the nextFord touring cat adorned from sternto stern with sixteen college pennants,”he says. By tlie time the degrees wonhy the sons of the family are addedto the degrees won by the daughters,father’s extension courses in soil cul-tur and practical agronomy are addedto mothers’ courses in home economicsand household marageineiit and it’sremembered that cousin Bess matricu¬lates next week at Chicago for a homestudy course in plain and fancy need-Icwiirk, the sixteen pannants may bebona fide."“. , . Somewhat Menckenish ’Though he bigins his opening chap¬ter with “this is a good life we lead’’you perceive the irony by the timeyou have finished the next fifty lines.The book is somewhat Menckenish inits criticism hue inoffensive because itis satire pure and simple and so fun¬ny that it should be read aloud.The assays which deal with the psy¬chology of the American people de¬scribe the various institutions of New^American Bar, the bathing beauty,the radio, the movie, bigger and betterfmirders, etc.. They are all connectedby the John Smith, the family thatsettles and migrates, settles and mi¬grates in successive generations untilJohn Smith the latest goes to Europefor new frontiers and new thrills.“Nor did he dream,” the author saysof John Smith the first, “when thenight wind whistled around his NewEngland farmSiouse that had not yetevolved intP a Spanish hacienda, of anAmerica so headlong that it wouldrush furiously from one enthusiasm,one worry, one passion to another,ijever statT*, never still with markingjlime or staying put, hurrying, hurry¬ing to new conquests and,new follies,/new triumphs and new thrills. The Contortionist!: by De Koven’ A Free Show“The Contortionist” is one of the tation at the No-Jury exhibit wins theworks of DcKoven, whose represen- attention of Mr. Nicholas Matsoukas I in the adjacent column. “The Contor-I tionist” is on exhibition at the Neo-i Arlimuse, a near-north side affair.WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSBy Elisebeth TaylorBefore divulging the events of tliiscrowded week-end we would like tomake sjieeial aimouneement of the fourone-act plays presented “hy faculty,students, and friends of the I'niversityof C'hicago.” They will be given atMendel hall .March second at 8:30 andthe proceeds wdll go to i.lc I'niversitysettlement. Th ecaiise is worthy, riiesentiment just so we wish them everysuccess. 'I'uesday the Divinity schoolis giving a banquet and play in theReynolds club at six-thirty. Dean andMrs. Matthews and Mr. and Mrs. B.Ismith will chaperon.'File first item Friday is 'Flie Betawinter formal at the Stevens hotel. .'\severy Beta will beatuingly assure youthe plans are of the biggest and best.1 lie .Mevens own orchestra will furnishthe music for five hundred couples andthe Brunswick recorling artists willentertain between dances. It will be asupper dance for the Northwestern.Ohio State and Chicago chapters andthe Chicago alumni willalso attend.I'x-govern Frank and Mrs. Lovvden,Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap C.'lark and Mr.and Mrs. John A. Logan will act aspatron and patronesses.The Missionary Furlough Club willentertain at the Little Theatre andKitchen tonight tonight. Mrs. Wash¬burn is to act as hostess. The Juniorclass council issponsoring an all FBii-versity mixer from four to six and theplans thong shrouded with mysterysound mosl intriguing. Mixers are arather neglected institution and sincethis promises to be a good one wehope that the students will support it.it. Another all University affair will lie the Intramural carnival or all Chi¬cago night at Bartlett gym. Since thisis mentioned else wdiere we will justcall attention to the fact that a dancewill follow. Green hall is giving adance tonight anl Miss Brekenridgewill act as hostess, it promises to hea delightful party. The D. K. E.’sare giving one of their famed housedances.Rumor in the guise of Mr. Mastershath it that Betty Healy ,populardanscuse of the College Inn will per¬form. The chaperons will be Mr. andMrs. Borden and .Mr. and Mrs. Mech-em.SaturdayFile dance for Saturday evening areas follows:The Sigma Club will hold its an¬nual winter fcrmal at the Winder-mere East. It is to be a dinner danceand plans point to a very pleasantevening. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Dee andMr. and Mrs. Frank Winston willchaperon. The Acoths are giving adance at the Hotel Hayes. Mr. andMrs. Hubert S. Cambell will chap¬eron. 'Fhe International students willentertain at the Reynolds Club fromnine to twelve. Mr. and Mrs. Dicksonwill act as host an*^ hostess. T ; S.A. E.’s are giving « noiise dan andMr. and Mrs. C. V. Anders^' willchaperone. 'Fhe Flsoterics are plan¬ning a Masquerade at the Wedgewoodhotel and some University alumni, Mr.and Mrs. William Watson and Mr. andMrs. Henry Holsman will chaperon.A Masquerade house dance is beingplanned by the Kappa Sigmas. Withall this the week-end should be a hugesuccess. The Theater‘THE PLOUGH AND THE STARS’A drama in four acts by SeanO’Casey, featuring 'Fhe Irish Players,presented by George C. Tyler at theBlackstone 'Fheatre lieginiiing Mon¬day evening, February 20.The Irish Players will illustrate thetruth of the old proverb. “Do onething and do it well.” The group wasorganized some twenty years ago forthe purpose of producing the vVork ofIrish dramatists and. finding amplematerial in that tiell. it has been ableto adhere faithftilly to its originalaim. Endowed with unusual talent, itis needless to point out the wondersthat seasons of acting have wroughtjust as it is futile to try to adequatelydescribe the sort of theatrical acmethe organization has reached. Doubt¬less we have in this country somestar who could do “Fluther Good” al¬most as creditably as does Mr. Sinclair,som,tone who could ably understudyMiss Allgood’s “Bessie” or someonewho could step into Miss O’Neill’sshoes as Mrs. Gegan, but it remainsfor some American producer to as¬semble such an array as these andtheir colleagues and give us so com¬pletely flawless a cast.In this case both the playwright andthe actors know their subject, not onlyin such exterior points as diction andcostuming, both of which, by the way.are superb in their realism, • but inheart and soul. They understand theirpeople as no outsider possibly couldand it is this that puts them so farabove the average ot some ot theircontemporaries. By Nicholas MatzoukasSomeone told me, while in thecourse of a conversation, that modernart does not know where it stands.As I understandit, he must havemeant that art oftoday is lackingtradition. If this istrue at all it mustbe true of Ameri¬can art more thanany others.Fhe best place to test out such anoliservation is the No-Jury show. Thespirit of independence that is supposedto travel over such an exhibit shouldIiring forth, without any restrain, what¬ever traditional qualities are to befomul Ml the works of the artist. By“tradition” I do not mean what iscommonly understood but a more freeinterpretation. I mean that the artistshould possess some background whichout of necessity must he termed tra¬ditional. If he has some backgroundtradition, then he projects his artisticvision to something else outside ofthe cycle of the academy. In otherwords the tradition of the artist shouldlie his philosophy, his foundation. Hisphilosophy when expressed on can¬vas should tell something in some com¬prehensive manner.Every year Field’s houses the an¬nua! -No Jury Show. 'Fherc one findsworks coming from all over the Unit¬ed States. From Portland, Maine toGharleston, West V'irginia is the sweepof the independent artist. Since thisis the case, any one claiming that theNo Jury Show at Field’s is representa¬tive of Independent American art, isjustified.'Fhe spirit of freedom that is pre¬vailing over the exhibit rem'iids oneof one of the fundamental principlesof our country-^Democracy! Everyartist is equal to the other. No prefer¬ence! No distinction! No recognition.Everything depersonalized and reducedto a common level of a layman’s equal¬ity. But this spirit when carried toan extreme becomes stupid. As a re¬sult of such feeling we get such worksI as De Koven’s “Woman in Blue.” Thecomposition is so childish that any vir¬gin of the age of twelve can performwith greater grace. If we attempt toclassify it as an original creation thenwe shall make calciniining an art. Suchcolors! He ni(ust hold the idiotic as¬sumption that a painting should be asplash of color and not a delicate ar¬rangement of the chromatic unit.Printed reproductions do not give thewhole story. One must see the originalin order that he may lie convincedof my statements. “Springtime” byWeis Berry is not as bad as the previ¬ous one but can be cast aside with¬out much consideration. I can go onnaming at least one hundred works of(Continued on page 6)ACTORPERCY HOLMES BOYNTONMr. Boynton, author and educatorand gentleman, is said to be conquer¬ing new worlds when he appears onthe Mandel boards tonight, (bee page1.)Page Fou'Athenaeum reasonable, and obviously needed re¬forms should be condemned is absol¬utely foolish and shows extreme sel¬fishness and narrow-mindedness on thepart of those who do the condemning.I was also very much surprised to seemy "conservative” friends still em¬ploying the words “radical,” “bolshe¬vik,” and “socialist" as branding irons.I I'hat is a very old trick—almost asEditor’s Note: j old as Aesop’s Fables. Those wordsA new contributor that will not per-1 do not sound horrible even to a lit-lit us Wi- — -Contributions to the .\THENAEUMshould be limited to 650 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsuukas, Bex O. The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchsuige. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to encloseth Ir name on a separate slip. far-fetched and impractical, may be i tainnient. That is being cared for nice-ignored, but why persons who preach [ ly by our “Epicureau” fraternal orders,reasonable miH i~j i i'-- THE DAILY- MARCX)N, FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1928n^it us to disclose his name. “TheGrumblers” came in just in the righttime for us. We need something likethat. As yet, no one has raised hisvoice in defense of the radicals, thatis why we believe that this work camein a very opportune moment.THE GRUMBLERS1 have seen how “grumhiers" andso termed “radicals" have been crit¬icised, .flayed, and all but torn toshreds by the seemingly able pens ofcontributors to this column. I haveread the severe indictments againstthese “reformers", and saw tlie wis¬dom of some of them. Rut unfortu¬nately for my “conservative” broth¬ers, these charges against the college“Bolsheviks” failed to discourage ni(xsetting up in the grumbling business,for if it were not for the grumblerswe would still be in a primitive stateof civilization. If everyone were sat¬isfied with existing condition.', therewuold never be any progress. Thereare two groups of people in our greatsociety who like to stand still: Theyare the lazy poor and the conceitedrich. They are as selfish as they aregood—for—nothing. They are theworst of grumblers, though tfiey aretoo narrow-minded too see it. Theyvoice strenous objeetCous to an’'all reforms, and what i.«witl not even lend,r , anddear that tb' ',. T - more, they. a ea. to any. tor^y might see the point.1 have said before, indicting somegrumblers is deserving of everyone sapproval, but you will find very littleof that obpectionable grumbling. Per¬sons who advocate changes solely fortheir own benefit, or changes that are tie baby any more.There is plenty of room for improve¬ment in every department of our greatsocial structure—and the same holdstrue of our school. There are defectshere and there that one may see andthe other not—and it is therefore ad¬visable and highly sensible to hearthe story of the one that secs. I thinkthat the U. of C. is making a greatmistake in not encouraging more cluborganizations. I do not mean hereclubs for social purposes, such as danc¬ing and other such forms of enter- What we need is public speaking clubsin which vital questions may be free¬ly and intelligently discussed. Whynot have, group discussions on prob¬lems which now confront us, or willin the near future? Everyone hassome opinions on certain issues, whynot have a place where they can bepresented and their values tested? Ex.changing opinions and hearing theother person’s side is 50 per cent ofeducation. “Learning undigested bythought is labor lost; thought unas¬sisted by learning is perilious.”MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)damned if I am going to stand aroundwhile fagots are heaped on what mayin time give birth to what the Irishcall bad blood . Some of my friendshave needed an old-fashioned licking,like father used to make, for a longtime, and who is better fitted to giveit to them than a sterling, judiciousfellow like me? 1 ask you.SWaslungton Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVE^Capital and Surplus, $1,000,000^00 ,,Resources Over $13,000)00Q«0OThis bank is authorized to actguardian, trustee, or in „cutor, administrator,^ other trust capacity.MEMBERREGULAR .^0X1 reserve SYSTEMOFFICERSIS.\.\C N. POWELL, Pres. V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. Cash.C. A. EDMONDS. Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. Cash..B. G. GRAFF. Vice-Pres. D. F. 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Stetsonoffers you a ehoice foryour every m<MMl andfancy.Eight toForty DollarsSTETSON HATSStaledJo* Ijoun^ ^Cen.A1 No. 4—College Papers—Spring, lb28Address ,,. , IN THE SMARTER STYLESPresenting for Wear Nowand for the Coming Season,These NewFelt Hats‘8Light colors in subdued shades. Feltof an excellent quality—workman¬ship and finish that give characterand distinction to these hats at $8.The Men’s StoreMONKOE at WABASHCarson pirie Scottt-'iMaroon cag«rs face IlUniin last game. 3ri) eS SXObRiira So 0 n G3muiasts, fencers, Mrrestl‘ers, all at Wisconsin.tHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 2, 1928MESKIMEN’S LAST MINUTE BASKHOVERCOMES D. U.S aOSE LEAD ANDBRINGS TITLE TO A. T. 0. TEAMSigma Chi Captures Title; Phi Psis Protest IneligiblePlayer In Victoria Lineup; Phi Delta andAlpha Sigma Phi Share HonorsBy .\LBKRT ARKULESA team that won’t be beaten can’tbe beaten and the A. T. O.’s display¬ed a fighting: heart that carried themover a three point handicap in thelast two minutes of play a vi on toa victory by the slender margin ofone point. A great defending cham¬pion, Delta Upsilon, fought as gamea battle as any team could wag butA. T. O. was not to be denied lastnight.In contrast to the uninteresting“B” championship game, both teamsplayed a terrifically fast contestthroughout the two halves. A. T. O.took D. U. by sur]Trise in the firstfew minutes of play when .Andersongot away for two remarkable urllerthe basket shots and Gordon .sank apretty shot from the free throw line.1). U.’s offen.se began to hit itsstride soon afterwards. Its heightand superiod play on follow up shots of guarding. But A. T. 0. foughtback despe/ately. finding an openingafter long intervals. Bonnem’s bask¬et and .AndersoVi’s free throw nettedthe score at ten all.With sto spare, Meskimenhelped himself to a large portion ofthe undying glory when he .«ent ashot spinning through the net fromthe middle of the floor. Dorough gottwo fre throw- a second later butcould make only one of them. Thefinal whistle * nded the fray a few.seconds later and A. T. 0. emergedas the champions while the<’iowd cheered itself hoarse.It is difficult to single out any manfor prais(. The least that can hesaid is that eleven men gave all thatwas in them and each is entitled toshare in the glory of victory, as wellas in the honor of defeat. The lineup is a follows;A. T. O.netted them two baskets and Schne- jberger then tied it ui> at fi all with | .Meskimen. fa long shot. | Gordon. 'In the second half Delta Ep.^ilon j-Anderson. «forged into a lead on Dorough's i .Mende-nhaii.basket and then began to hold A. T. 1 ('offey. gO. at bav with a beautiful exhibition !HAWKEYES FAVORITESOVER BADGER TRACKOVER JONES’ BADGERS.Madison. W’is , Mar. 2 Headed by ahalf do/cn star^ of other years, theIowa track team will invade the ar¬mory annex here .'Saturday tor. an indoor dual meet with the rcninants ofCoach Tom Jones’ Badger cbainps.The Hawkeyes, coached by a formerVVi-voiisin eitider path star an<l pupilof joiies, George Brcsnalian. are theheavy favitrife-.Jones has n.) niie who can hope toprc.ss George Haird or ( aptaiii BabeCuhel in the quarter mile. I'lie form¬er wgn the 440 in the outdiH)r cham¬pionships liere last spring and ha-been clocked receiityl at 50.6 secondsfor the distance indoors. Both arcmembers of the fast Iowa mile relayteam. Bill Ramsey, the little blondesophomore, is the Badgers’ best bet.( libel and Jch* .Allison are both goodhurdlers. Howe\er, W’isconsin hasfour meu in this event that must beconsidered. Raliih Dahlmeyer, a pointwinner in the outdoor Big Ten a yearago, ‘ I’inky” .Stebr. Bev Mnrpby andBill Momsen have allbeen clearing theliarriers in great form this winter. Cn-hel’s specialty, however, is the lowhurdles, in which event he is the con¬ference champ. Hoffort. fDorough, fHaas, .Schneberger. gBlocker, g (12)B112g nflD. U. (11)B01111j PHI PSl 10; SIGMA CHI 11.‘^ignia I hi won the championshipof th>. “B” . ’''.v the narrow mar¬gin of one point, hut the Phi Psisimniecliately lodged a protest withthe 1-M offieial.s that-Aiken who play¬ed forward with the Sigma Chis wasineligible since he had not played inany league games before the semi¬finals. The protest from all indica¬tions will be upheld.For a championship ^game, bothteams playecl poor basketball. TheSigma Chi.s u.sed a brng pass attackwhich got them nowheres since noneof their men could hold on to theball. The Phi Psis used a betteroffense but failed to follow up ontheir shots. Moore was Phi Psi’sonly outstanding player while Wood¬ruff an,d Mae Knight did the bestw'ork for the Sigma Chis.Alpha Sigma Phi won third placein the “B” class by beating Tau Sig¬ma Omieron. 20-7. Palcich, Morrisand Garen scored at will. In the play¬off for third place honors in the “A”class. Phi Delta Theta trimmed Sig¬ma Nu. due mainly to Berninger’saccurate shooting. Swim Meet PromisesTo Be Close Affair' Miiioen and Illini swimmers willUh el m Bartlett natatirium lomor-nnv night in a dual affair t!ie re¬sults of wliieli may dt cide the enn-fcri-iic' elianipion-iiip. Both tif lli.t>.: -■ .t; rordiiig (o a strict com-purist'Ti of the individual time-; ni.ide'in i^ii'v.ous units this seasrii ai-- iflir.ntieally the same strcngtli andtin evi nts ami final results will inin .ill inohahility lie vry dost''tin w.ili r polo contest promist s toIr> I'xt I I'tionally fast anl well play-WRESTLERS BAHLEFOR BIG TEN LEADi^ong Team Is Cut ByIneligibilitytv nil the I'lospect of idpcitig v<'ryhigli n\ tin' eonl'ereme, tin' Mavoonmat team will jonniry to Madison thi-^hritl.iy 111 .ri eiule.ivi'r t > -qnclch llie(Vfmsoii wrestliT'I In; 't'ai.i \\ iB hemnlft ;i \i'ry gn-.'l liandic.ayi i'i thatMt^jn- til its very he-j men w’B he in-eligihle St,111 I'isImiaH) the team’sI IK tioniuler, w! lias ht'r n a ver;.reli.thle iniml garnen i is out of eom-111 fit It in witli an infected knee.Others of the teams mainsta} s tliale.iiliiol etimpetf ter oiit' reason nr .iii-other .ire (ieorge (f’Hrien, 138 piMinder. ^niimerlmg, re.n.ni.ir 1 iS poniid in.in.iiiti Knrl/, 138 p tnnl repre-enlati'rill-I un:hgih!i s .iie being i cpl.KsLwith gieen men, am! nnie-s they eanfill the g.ips III tin' team, ( liica.go willI) It legaleil I-i sixtli pi. 1 t'. Bi ,I’eii. GYMNASTS SETTO MEET STRONGBADGER OUTFITStaff Competition ExpectedTo Bring OutTop WorkPrepaiv'd to meet .trong, well-b.Pan-c(i team, the thu.s-far unde-featwi gym team meets Wisconsin atMad’Sim tomorrow night. The mentaking the journey to the Badgerschool are Captain Jimmy Klexner,D.-vvfil 10)1, Menzie.s, Newhauer, Mc-Rov, Weaver, and Shei’ebef.According to Coach Ilotfev, theteam i^ertormame ought t-o be thebv t, f iuiw.T in thi' du.a? meets thisscasiiti. He feels that the team willapp* ill I't its best, hecau.se the Wis-oon-in team is very .strong. It isexpwud tiiat the meet will put them.e 1 1 hue shape for the Conferencemeet whit h is to hi held the weekfollowing in Bartlett Gym.Jim 1'lexnci- and Floyd Davidson,the t' . o ontsUinding Chicago perform¬ers ought to divide first honors in themeet -'s they have in the past dual(‘tHiV G-. Weaver and Shernbel alsoam e.xpicted to place high in theirf'vtn.s, showing great improvementover I IS j'revimi.s showings.h'> I .S i'i .A pas-agf see i biiv. of Chi-r;;:, ; I'r,. I'l rinn-an, I’rt -s Bldg.,I’ln's., Wid., i'hnr,-., l-.3;.30 p. ni., orthe S i'( -X, it-t vt St Vo . A'orkGitv. ,. !tioBi r.,0 people can’t go wrong—tiu y have alr<. ady likt* .STC.A. ^^Eliminate CenterJump” Says Barryi^s a method of speeding up ba.s-kethall play, (ioacli Barry of Pur¬due .advocates the abulisliijicnt ofthe jump ball at cen’er. 1 he newmethod, he says, will banish scram¬bles and collision.-! Iietwecn players,as well as promote team work.Now file plan calls for plays tostart rut of hounds under the de¬fensive teams’ basket at the begin¬ning of periods and after field goalshave been scored.FENCERS TO FACEWISCONSIN TEAMUndefeated Maroons SeekCliampionshipWinner of the six dual meets inwhich it has been engaged, the fenc¬ing team travels to Wisconsin for itlast match tomorrow before the conference tourney. The four Chicagomen fencing a crippled, hut still strongWisconsin team are Captain Kerr inthe sabres, Friedman, VV^allacc, andGoldberg in the foils and in the duell¬ing swords, Wallace again.Chicago swamped Northwestern15-.S, in the meet at Patten GymnasiumWednesday night. The outstandingperformers for the Maroon aggrega¬tion were Eisendrath, Wallace andNash, each man winning wto matches,Friedman won two matches and lost ahard-fought contest to Zettleman,ct nference champion in the foils lastyear. '$20Q doep the trick—a round trippassage to Europe, STC.A. FINAL STANDINGIN BIG TEN RACEDEPENDS ON lUTTeam Keyed For Win InLast Game OfSeasonIn last minntt: , inteii.t- practiceCoach Norgren’s Man'on basketeersaie preparing to complftcly face downthe mini five thi’, Saturday night atDrl ."ina. Th<' gain*' wfl’ he the lastof the season for ( hicago and upon’lie result will depend it final staiid-ng in the conference.Four Games Wonriio Alaroons havt- so far won fourgames and dropp'd s« ven, some ofthe defeats being taiis'-d by badbreaks. In the hist < bit ago-lllinoiscontest, Norgren’s men ran up a 52-26victory, high scor’iig mark, which hasbeen exceeded onlj miec in the wholeconference race to dale.All In TrimThe team is in excellent shape (orthe game, but there is one dark cloudon the horizon. “Virg” Gist arounde honi the team’s whole offense ishasef\, and who at the, present time isranking fifth in tin; ironference.- forfield goals made may possibly be un¬able to compete. His father is veryill, and his presence 111,13 therefore berequired at home.McDonough In Shape“Virg” also sufTi rs from an ulcer-ateil tooth which hml to he lanced justbefore the Northwest'-rn game, andwhich may possibly turn had again.John McDonough ttie team's stellarguar(^ has been bothered with a badcold, but this is practically cured nowand (loach Norgren expects him. to bein the starting lineup.ToniteCollegiateFUN AND FROLUEvery FridayClub iCatinka OIME OUT OF EVERY FOUR SMOKERSWILL BACK THIS UP:We STATE it as our hon¬est belief that the tobaccosused in Chesterfield ciga¬rettes are of'finer qualityand hence of better tastethan in any other cigaretteat the price.Liccimr & Myebs Tobacco Co.THEYKE/MlLiy and yetTHCT SA’nSFV■U) 1;. r.AKl-'IKLD BLVl).PLENTYSMITH - HODGESRUSSIAN BANDOF MUSICIANS ELD€1GA RETTESTHE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MARCH 2. 1928TO A MUD TURTLESquat and squamous shelled creat'on.Hear my earnest exhortation;I salute you. fjreet you, hail you.And the quaint, exotic jail youHave elected whi nee to rouseImas^ination.First, unto tny hoffled sensesAnd my swelling optic lenses.You resemble, say—a pancake;Then you .slowly, sure'y can takeSplayed ?nJ lutvous steps while mak¬ingObservation.Scarlet strines on throat and ankle,Hemophiliac, .seem t ■ rankle.While your .slender, curving nails.Long as those of Chinese males.Claw and paw with absolutelyNo cessation.You can swim in UaClMixed woth 1120 as well.And you’d I ettrr cease your motionOr ril toss you in the ocean,Where you’ll get quite weary makingExploration.-j. f. d.'t. DK I .' '\S I 11,1 -O'! Ap >logie.^!The poem. “! • I’.t lla Mariposa,” vvliichappeared 3 was liy Mr. delCastillo, \ h iiaiiic was dropped offthe bottom by • iief>li,iient proof-read¬er. We l .ive rome to take such in¬cidents for granted by this time; inthe case of <111 ]>aragraph.s, usually,words are I ft iiil here and there, andsometiine.s v.'hole lines are missing.The reader gain.s some ])leasure, atleast, fr >m giu-s.sing what omitted—even though our subject-matter bepretty stupid.THE electric band-dryers in theReynolds ( lub basement, next to thewash-ror»tii, h.a.s been removed becausestudents took ulvaiiiage of the Club’sgenerosity. In;,iead of drying theirhands with t’le machine, the boys fromthe dormitories washed their socks,shirts, i.nderv’eai, and what-not, andthen brought llieii wet lainulry overto the haiid-dryei f ir drying. Need¬ less to say the electricity-bill tookenonnou.', jumps and finally the Rey¬nolds anlhoiities were obliged to eitherdo away with die machine or facehankrnptiy It’s too bad. The dorm-itory-bo> s vviil li ive to buy a clothes¬line now, ami we can think of no bet-trr location for thi.' consolidated dry-ing-iuisiness than the University .\ve-mie side of F.aster, Kelly, Green, andHeecher ll.ilb.. Their present aspectis (lull and uninvigorating: a fewsuit-, of 1!. V D.’s dapping from thewindow-sills would hrigliten the at¬mosphere con iderably.--GEOG.A FREE SHOW(Contmiie-l from page ,3)the same level But wliy slioiild I tiremyself..Some c'aim that the present Xo Jury.Show is flu- best one that ha-' beenheld in sis yi-.irs. If it is so then itis liecause of such works as the “SwordFishemen” by Charles Biesel. It is tu'*-an acadcinii work. It possesses free¬dom of mov(-inent that makes one feelas fresh and .airy as he w-ou1d be ifhe were on ,i boat. The greys arehandled in a very charming manner,adding I > tin- whole sense of move¬ment. Fred Birsel's “Portrait Compo¬sition” is inti-re.sting for its expression¬ism. The face is rather strong and jstern. |“Roofs,” by Katherine Bea nan hascarried the exhibit t oa liigher level jthan it would have been, t canimt jrecollect having ever seen any Bea¬mans before. It was a surprise to seethat amidst all these workst a decen*canvas could be seen. Its compos-lioti,both line and arrangement, are as goodas any one would expect to see in aXo Jury exhibit. Its coloristic arrange¬ment is of equal commeiit* but it"greate.-'t element is conceptual. Theartist grasped something that in myopinion is vt-ry prominent. She has atown moving on, growing in an evo¬lutionary f.irm. Growth and spacernu.st be the keynotes of her thought.“Off to the Past,” by Morris Gross-man is distinctive by its realistic ar-rangetnent of his people. Everybody ismoving in a manner that is reminis¬cent of a Cf-7ane canvas.Don’t foiget to complete your edu-’ cation—STf A.Exceptionally large single and double Hotel rooms; alsoKitchenette apartments suitable for larger groups. Pri¬vate baths. 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