1 y fVWWfirFEB •'•■ 1B28Campus reminisceson Prom. Another littletheater appears.Vol. 28. No. 71 General LibBox Y (2 COMain StreetBy Milton S. MayerMany’s the heart that is breaking.. . The only native of Yankton,South Dakota, who ever wore whitegloves and the only native of SunCity who ever wore a white vest, puton their white gloves and vest andchamped at the bit while Guy Lom¬bardo and his Royal Canadians ap¬peared singly and in pairs fromaround corners and passed off a fewstray notes preparatory to the GrandMarch. But the native of Yanktonwas not at his ease, white gloves^ not¬withstanding, From behind candala-braed beam and from every wickerlounge a finger appeared, pointing,pointing as the bill-poster finger ofKing George pointed at able-bodiedcitizens in the early days of the greatwar: “Your King and Country NeedYou!’’ Ghastly marionettes dancedby on the air, mocking, chanting:“Your King and Country Need You!’’Then came the gleam of the GreatIdeal. The native of Yankton dis¬mounted from his white gloves andwhite vest and everything else thatwas white, and, knotting the littleblue ribbon that holds up a pair ofbasket ball pants, he flung himselfonto the last fast express for Minne¬apolis, there to go down in gore an.lglory, giving his last full measure ofdevotion to the fighting spirit that,in the words of Alumnus and Gross-man, hav' engraved the name of theoT school in the hearts of the peopleof this great city. Postpone DrawingsFor Mirror ShowUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1928m. S. SiuuENTSCOMMISSIONEDIN U. S. CORPSPatterson and BrignallSecond Lieutenwtsin ReserveBut life must go on—I forget justw by. .There was little timeto lose. One wing of the .‘14th An¬nual Washington Promenade wascrippled. The native of Sun Cityknew that the Grand March had tobegin—come (or go) w'hat may. “Imust be brave.’’ he hissed betweenclenched teeth, “I must be brave.”His eye fell on the Captain o ftheFootball Team, exchanging the SigmaNu grip with the man behind the ci¬gar counter. There was no time tobe lost. The Captain was overpow¬ered, bound, gagged, and stuffed intothe monkey suit—white gloves andall. The band sounded a martial blah,and the Prom got led. From then oneverything was, as Walt William.sonused to say, hotsy. The stags thatstared disconsolately from the side¬lines lent the sophisticated touch that ’no Prom is complete without, and theswaying couples on the floor lent thesophisticated touch that no Ih-om iscomplete without. And the patronsand patronesses, and the thugs atthe door, and the menial who spilled jthe chicken on the well-dressed man’s jcoat,—all, all lent the sophisticated ^touch that no Prom is complete with¬out. Doctors IllustrateLecture on ‘Goiter’1 knew him, Horatio. Whenthe chimes sound nine tonight, Mr.Owen ^V’vandt, oiie-tiine half-owner ofmy blue Ford, will lead one or t’otherwing on the national Delt ball. Mr.Wyandt originated at Hilsdale Col¬lege, somewhere in Michigan, andwas there affiliated with the Shrineand Sheltah boys, but has been inschool here for the past year. Theblue Ford (known variously as thePrairie Schooner, the Bluebird, andthe Iron Maiden) would turn over inits hard-earned grave if it knew oneof its past masters was leading theDelt ball while the other sat haplesslycoughing and sneezing and aching Inturns, waiting for the^end to come.Oh, that this too solid flesh wouldmelt If I wasn’t afraid ofgetting autopsied or caldavered I’dmuster up what little strength I haveleft and lurch over to the Clinics. Abird I know got interred there for afew days not so long ago, and hecame out rosy and vibrant, but withno end of stories about the pettyhumilities a man has to suffer oncehe has sold his soul. . . I don’tknow. Maybe I’d better just diewhere I sit. . . . Dallas B. I’heniister, Professor of.Surgery, and Nfargarete M. Kunde,Research Associate in Physiology, il¬lustrated the talks on Goiter given byDr. Charles Klliot of Northwesternuniversity, Dr. K. Jenkinson and Dr.Nelson Percy with cases which havebeen treated at Billings Memorialhospital, at the monthly meeting ofthe Jackson Park branch of the Chi¬cago ^^edical society last night at 9in room 117 of the new Physiologybuilding.Dr. H. H. Cox, secretary of the so¬ciety, sent out special invitations tothe wives of the members to attenda meeting of the women’s organiza¬tion.Y. W. CommitteeTo Conduct ToursBen S. Patterson and Claude L. jBrignall, students in the reserve of- |fleers training corps have been com- |missioned second lieutenants of field jartillery in Officer’s Reserve Corps of jthe United States Army, accordingto the announcement of Major T. J.J. Christian of the Military Science Idepartment.When Patterson was commissionedin the army he left a vacancy in theposition of Cadet Major, the studentcommander of the R. O. T. C. W. B.Scace, formerly Cadet Adjutant, hasbeen appointed to fill this vacancy,while J. B. Renhult is the new' cadetadjutant.Served As MajorBen Patterson besides serving asCadet Major since the beginning ofthe autumn quarter, is president ofCrossed Cannon, the Cadet officersclub, and bas contributed to the Uni¬versity number of the National De¬fense magazine. He is one of the man¬agers of the Military Ball and is aleader of the ball. Patterson is amember of Psi Upsilon, and BrignaUis a member of Sigma Nu.Cadet .Major Scace and Cadet Ad¬jutant Renhult are now' installed in abattalion headquarters office in Lex¬ington hall, formerly occupied by theCap and (iown. First LieutenantCharles R. (iildart has also movedinto a new office adjoining that of thecadets.Thirteen Commissions PossibleOther Cadet officers will receivecommissions in the reserve corps ofthe U. .S. army at the end of thespring (juarter. .According to Lieuten¬ant (iildart, thirteen more will becommissioned, if they make theirgrades.I'ormer Cadet .Major (ieorge Batesof the class of ’27, has been takingflying lessons in the interest of theBates Bag com[)any of which he isan officer. He will fly to Camp Mc¬Coy at Sparta, Wisconsin, this sum¬mer where he will train with thefield artillerv reserve officers. Fraternity and club drawings forblocks of seats for the third annualMirror prodution, “High Heels,”have been postponed imtil Tuesday,and will be held at 1 in the cloisterof Mandel hall. *The boK office opens Monday andwill be open daily from 8 to 5 un¬til the night of the first perform¬ance. No reservations will be heldafter March 7 but telephone orderswill be accepted at the Reynoldsclub office. Alumni mail orders willbe given first attention.Center seats on the . main floor.will sell for $1.50. Season ticketsmay be exchanged for these seats.Side seats on the main floor will be$1.25. The first four rows of thebalcony are being sold for $.150,while the rest are avaiable for $1.00.Bedouins Present‘The Second Man ’Saturday EveningAt last a group of University play¬ers has been organized whose mottois NOT "art for art's sake.”This group, the Bedouins, wdll pre¬sent S. N. Behrman’s “The SecondMan” given by the Theatre Guild atthe Studebaker last fall, at their in¬itial performance Saturday evening at8:30. The Bedouins have selected theOasis, 5721 Cottage Grove, as theirplayhouse.Charles Patridge, Harriet Bolande,Stanford Lewis, and Lucille Price-Benedict will make up the first cast..\fter the program there will be danc¬ing. .\dmission is fifty cents.Honorary DegreeAwarded Ex-DeeuiDavid .\llan Robertson, formerlydean of the colleges at the University,received the honorary degree of Doc¬tor of Laws yesterday at the winterconvocation of (Jeorge Washingtonuniversity, Washington, D. C.Mr. Robertson, a member of theclass of 1902, also did grac'uate workat the University. He was an associ¬ate professor of English and servedas secretary to the late president ofthe University, Harry Pratt Judson,for fourteen years. From 1920 to1923 he was dean of the colleges.When he left in 1923 to become di¬rector of the American Council on(Continued on page 2) PROF. FREEMANPROVES THEORYOF ENVI^NMENTDr. Karl Holzinger andGraduate StudentsAid StudyEnvironment influences intelligence.Professor Frank N. Freeman of theEducational Psychology departmentand other investigators at the Uni¬versity concluded after testing morethan 800 children.Dr. Karl J. Hlolzinger, associateProfessor of Education, and ProfessorFreeman, assisted by Blythe C. Mit¬chell, Helen R. Bobo and Clara Lor-enzen, graduate students, used stand¬ard tests as a measure of intelligencein their investigation. Of the groupof 800, 401 were in foster homes and146 in an institution awaiting place¬ment. The study required two yearsof investigation.Susceptible To InfluenceAdoption of children at an early agewhen they are most susceptible tothe influences of improved environ¬ment, results in larger gains in intel-ligecne than when the children areadopted at an age of 5 years or old¬er, the study indicates.“We believe that the study definite¬ly shows that heredity is not the solefactor in determination of intelligence,”Professor Freeman said yesterday.“Assuming a rough division of low,average, and superior intelligence, ourcalculations of the gains made byfoster children as a result of improv¬ed environment indicates a rise fromborder region between low andaverage to the upper limits of theaverage group.”Conduct General TestsAfter testing a group of children be¬fore placement and again after sev-; eral years of residence in their fos-I ter homes. Professor F'reeman andhis associates found a significant im¬provement of intelligence. Childrenin the better foster homes gained con¬siderably more than those in the poor¬er homes.Though available information onthe parents indicated that a large num-I)er were of defective mentality, the[ intelligence of the adopted children(Continued on page 2)Mrs. Lunde ViewsArmament SituationHull house, the board of trade, thestockyards, the zoo, the basement ofMarshall Field and Co., and the ghet¬to will be among the places to be vis¬ited by the newly formed Tour com¬mittee of the Y. W. C. A. an out¬growth of the former freshman com¬mittee.These trips, whose only cost willbe the transportation, are open to all.The committee will meet Saturdayat 1:30 in Ida Noyes hall to'go its ifirst trip willity settlement. “War is not inevitable,” said Mrs.Laura Hughes Lunde, prominent Chi¬cago clubwoman and organizer of theCanadian Labor Party in a speechgiven before the University Liberalclub yesterday at 4:30 in Classics 10.Mrs. Lunde’s statement is based onher study and exposee of the activ¬ities of the international armamentstrust. Her conclusion i^ also based onthe fact that “national security” canonly be achieved by disarmament, be¬cause, without armaments, war w'ouldbe impossible.“The International ArmamentsTrust” w'as the subject of Mrs. Lun¬de’s address.Allee Lectures OnInvertebrates TodayAssociate Professor Warder C. Al¬lee of the Department of Zoologywill speak on “The Evolution of theInvertebrates” today at 6:45 in theClub room of the Art Institute.The lecture is one of a series onbe to the Univers- ^ the general topic of “The Nature ofthe World and of Man.” Eastern AlumnaeHear Mrs. FlintMrs. Edith Foster Flint, chaiiSnanof the Women’s Universitj' council,left town today to be the principalspeaker at the annual luncheon of theNew York branch of the UniversityAlumnae to be held Saturday, March3. She will discuss the undergradu¬ate women of today, her hopes andproblems.Mrs. Flint will represent the Uni¬versity at the annual conference otthe National association of Deans ofWomen. The association is an auxil¬iary of the National Educational as¬sociation which w’ill be attended byfive ’ thousand delegates.This year the conterence is in Bos¬ton, and will last from February 27to March 2. Louis Proves HeIs No RubberneckRingling Brothers’ trained sealshave been headliners ever since thecircus came into existence, but notevery campus can boast of a trainedpeanut-jumper. The aspirant to thistitle is none other than Louis En¬gel, also day editor of the Maroon,who has temporarily broken trainingdue to injuries received in practice.While dodging peanuts at hishome several days ago, Louiswound his epiglottis around his atlasin some peculiar manner and wasreported in a serious condition. Adoctor’s examination at the Univer¬sity clinic revealed no alarming in¬ternal injuries, though several cordsand muscles were strained. Uponthe advice of the medical examiner,Louis has kept his neck in a slingand is now taking his peanuts'through a straw.Friends are requested not to sendflowers.Poli Sci CouncilPresents JareckiPolitical ComedyJudge Edmund Jarecki’s humorousplay, “A Day at the Polls” will begiven at the University on Tuesday,Feb. 28, at 7:30 when the Judge’s spe¬cial cast of twenty stages a free per¬formance in Mandel hall.The play, greatly in demand sinceits initial performance several monthsago, has been hailed as a great educa¬tor for the voter and it is brought tothe University under the sponsorshipof the Political Science council. JohnKennan, president of the council, wasinstrumental in securing the Univers¬ity engagement.High Schools InvitedSeveral Chicago high schools haveannounced their intention of sendinggroups to the University on Tuesday,while the Fifth Ward League ofWomen Voters has accepted the in¬vitation to attend, which it has re¬ceived from the Political Science coun¬cil.“A Day at the Polls” was writtenand produced by Judge Jarecki in anattempt to acquaint the judges of elec¬tion with correct procedure at thepolls. The result w'as so successfulthat the cast, which is composed oftwenty volunteer members of JudgeJarecki’s office force, was besieged byrequests to appear in various placesthroughout the state. In the past fewmonths the play has been presentedbefore thousands of voters, and hasshown them the corrupt practices of¬ten employed at the polls in contrastwith the methods that should be used.Travel Phoenix OnCampus WednesdayTrustees Pass NewAllowance StatuteWidows of University faculty mem¬bers with ten or more years’ servicewho have died before reaching the re¬tiring age of 65 will receive allowancesunder a new statute^ adopted by theBoard of Trustees. The widows ofolder members of the university willbe the beneficiaries of the change,for faculty members appointed since1922 participate in an annuity planwhich also provides for their widows.Retiring allowances have previous¬ly been granted to widows of facultymembers who died after reaching theretiring age of 65. The annual travel number of thePhoenix will make its api)earance oncampus Wednesday morning. Its latearrival is due to the engraver’s dif¬ficulties with the cover, drawn by Rob¬ert Bruce, the new art editor.Women who wish to sell the Phoe¬nix have been asked to sign Tuesdayat the Phoenix office. As usual $35in prizes will be offered to th« wom¬en making the record number of sales.The publications tea w'ill be held at2:30 in the Phoenix office followingthe close of sales.Eta Sigma Phi ToHonor N. U. GroupThe Northwestern chapter of EtaSigma Phi, classical honor society,will be entertained by the local chap¬ter tonight at 8 in the North Re¬ception room of Ida Noyes hall. MissGertrude Smith of the Greek depart¬ment will welcome the guests. Lastyear the Northwestern chapter enter¬tained at Evanston. MAROON FOREIGNCORRESPONDENTDESCRI^ PROMFour Hundred AttendAnnual Event AtSouth ShoreBy Josef Dalrymple“All were stepping, stepping at theProm”—if we may quote from Dex¬ter Wright Masters’ bit of verse inthe front of the illustrious PromBook.The sleepy syncopation of GuyLombardo inspired the four hundredodd pairs of feet and they moved overthe maple boards of the South Shorecountry club for six hours. For buta half hour there was a lull in thedancing, that lull was during the mid¬night supper. Then the balT wenton . . .Just Another, But . . .Of course it was but another Prom,but another “night of nights” for thosewho partake of such affairs. It wasjust another observation of the birth¬day of the daddy of his country. AndGeorge would have probably liked ithad he been there, and had Guy rungin a couple “Virginny reels.” But hewasn’t so that’s that, whatever thatis.The leaders led their wings as lead¬ers do. Robert E. Lee Massey link¬ed arms with Eleanor Wilkins andthe right wing swept down the mapleboards. But on the right Ip! Mr. JohnMcDonough was not there. At firstwe thought he was probably homethinking of Oxford taverns, but thento our ears came different news. Thegreat McDonough had to play bas¬ketball and so the eternal martyr hadKenneth Allen Rouse, vice-presi¬dent of the Y. M. C. A. and footballartist uar excellence, lead the merry¬makers in their promenade about theball room.Rouse SubstitutesYes, the ideal scoutmaster donnedthe full dress outfit and quitting Hel¬en King for a few moments, lent hisfeet to the rhythym of one of Mr.Lombardo’s marches. Perhaps visionsof Mr. Stagg’s “singing Maroons”came to him as he walked along know¬ing that two hundred of his fellowstudents followed in behind, perhapshe thought of the man whose positionhe filled, and who was already takingthe cool Minnesota air with the bas¬ketball team. No one will know whatKenneth Allen thought, no one ex¬cept perhaps. Miss King.But that is the way of things atWashington Proms. Just young folksgetting together to have a good time.Just nice clean fun and good music.Serve Midnight SupperAt the center table for the guestsof honor, which was placed promin¬ently among the partakers of the mid¬night supper, our eye fo md the pa¬trons and patronesses chatting andeating. They were a formilable lot.The chairman of the board of trustees,his wife, the director of student activ¬ities, a dean of women, a dean of men,friends, relatives and loved ones. Allwere among the little group that blos¬somed amidst the four hundred mer¬rymakers.And so another Prom has gonedown into history. Perhaps it w'as“bigger and better.” Who cares?Director of N. Y.Post Here TodayMr. John Palmer Gavit, vice-presi¬dent and director of the New YorkEvening Post, will speak on “SocialWork and International Relations”this afternoon at 4:30 in Classics 10.The lecture is sponsored by the Grad¬uate School of Social Service Admin¬istration and is to open to the public.Mr. Palmer is the author of “Amer¬icans by Choice,” a study in methodsof Americanization. As a student ofpost-war emigration, he is secretaryof Survey Associates, and editor of itsdepartment on “Affairs Called For¬eign.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1928(Hljf iatlg iMarnonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornitiHs. except Saiurduy. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring uoartera oy The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.0iJ per year ; by mail. $1.0(1 iut year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expres.slv reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member ol the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDI! ORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE, 5304 Ellis Avenue ELLIS HALLTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway OSOO, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4232; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenHarry KletzkyChairman of the Editorial BoardMilton S. Mayer News EditorChars-s H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRi'bert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day Editor(teorge Gruskin W’histle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary ElditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern SporU EditorVictor Roterns Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8'"»on ..WTomen’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobe.c Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert LovewMl AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerW’alUce Nelsor Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman .. .Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation .’.s^istantJames Rutter Circulation AosistantA.igus Horton Circulation .AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentCHARLES K. GOOD, Night Editor9.10. THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMt^nccniragemevt of Htvdent initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and srholarslhpAugmentation o] ‘he Department of Art and establishmentof a Deportment of Music.Extensiov ot the Intramural principle.Erection of dormitories, to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement of the Year Book.Abolition of £'-11 and establishment group libraries.One Sophomore Honor Society.GIVING THANKS FOR DARROWMany times vve are constrained to thank God for Clarence Dar-row; thank the God of whose existence Darrow is oftenextremely skeptical. Darrow has proved himself the “man of the ihour” on many occasions. He was that at Dayton, Tenn., during |the almost posthumous outburst of the late William Jennings |Bryan. To us, Darrow, in a measure, is a new Socrates who :pierces a limbo that sometimes engulfs the new Athens. He hasa happy faculty of not only seeing things clearly but of gettinghis views before the people. He is not labelled “red” and so is ■still legitimate copy for the press.The latest activity of Mr. Darrow’s that brings this shower |of encomiums is his speech in New York in which he referred to:Mr. Mussolini, his majesty, the black-shirted gentleman of Italy..Mr. Darrow said: “I hate Mussolini and all the things for which ;he stands.” We have waited for a long time for some one high in Ipublic life to take that stand on “II Duce.” To us it is the only |truly American stand that can be taken. And yet, Mr. Otto H.Kahn, the New York financier, and others, have spread through¬out the land great praises for the Italian dictator.Then is no doubt that Mussolini has admitable qualities, iBut they are admirable in the same sense that Napoleon had ad¬mirable qualities. They exalt the individual and are fatal tothe people. Napoleon drenched Europe in blood. Mussolini iscrucifying the spirit of freedom—not only in his own country'but in the other countries of Europe.The amount of lip-service that is paid Mussolini by Amer¬icans and the American press is both puzzling and distressingto us. On all sides we hear him praised. He is almost as greatly land frevently worship by Americans as is George Washington.:Our state department extends him favors. In fact, it is doubt¬ful if Mussolini and his government would be as strong as it is |today if the American government did not arrange convenient ifinancial loans and policies for him. iFor Americans to praise Mussolini seems to us to be the j• rankest kind of anachronism. If such a person should spring uv |in the United States, not only would he be excluded from the Sen¬ate, but even members of the Republican party would thirst forhis blood literally. He would be condemned as a menace to moderngovernment; he would be anathematized by our most conserva¬tive. With him in Italy, however, we are too much inclined tohail him as the Messiah of Europe. We venture that if he shouldpay a diplomatic visit to the United States the American citizenswho cry the shrillest about George Washington wold accord himthe honors ordinarily reserved for Col. Lindbergh.It is this attitude that we resent and seek to combat. We can¬not but feel that American admiration for Mussolini works an in¬direct and unconscious subversive effect on American politicalideals. We have just as much to fear from that effect as some saywe would have to fear from the effect of Soviet Russia if she wererecognized by our government.It is for this reason that we utter thanks for Mr. Darrow’sstatement in New York. It has been given enough publicity to do OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, Feb. 24Radio lecture: “Human Relationsin Industry.” Mr. Mullenbach. Sta¬tion WMAQ, 8. ies: Th* Board of Physical .Cultureand Athletics, Harper E 41,.9. The jUniversity Senate, Harper assemblv jroom, 10. IIReligious service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity faculties, Joseph Bond chap¬el, 11. Associate Professor Haydon.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, IdaNoyes hall, 4. Music. Mrs. PeterHagboldt.Public lecture (Graduate School ofSocial Service Administration)“So¬cial Work and International Relat¬ions.” John Palmer Gavit, New YorkCity, N. Y. Classics 10, 4:30.Public lecture (downtown): “TheEvolution of the Invertebrates.” As¬sociate Professor Allee. Club room,the Art Institute, 6:45.Saturday, Feb. 25Meetings of University ruling bod- University track meet, Chicago vs. |Minnesota. Bartlett gymnasium, 8. |PROF. FREEMAN PROVES !THEORY OF ENVIRONMENT(Continued from page 1)was equal to the standard for cliiidreiiin general.Heredity a FactorAlthough l)oth parents of one snhgroup of ^v.'eniy-six children were rat¬ed as feeble minded, only four of thechildren were found to have a low 'intelligence rating. This group of itwenty-six was below the standardof the entire group in intelligence.Likewise, though a large percentageof the children adopted had parent^who were morally defective, few case.-<of serious misbehavior were found. Announce Sunday’sProgram For CubeA1 Widdifield, Ted Lockard andAlice Ransom will star in “Tomor¬row,” one of the three one-act playsto be given Sunday at 8:20 at theCube, 1538 P;. Fifty-seventh Street, iThe play is by William Cotant. form¬erly a student here.The other two plays are “TwoGents from K. C.” by Sterling North,starring Fred von Ammon, SterlingNorth. Louise Meadows and StanleyXewman and Lord Dunsany’s “TheGlittering Gate." in which John Jan¬sen and H. F. Toblcr are cast.Dr. P'dward Sapir of the anthrbp-ologv department is to speak on “ThePsychology of the American People”Saturday at 8:20 at the Cube.HONORARY DEGREE AWARDEDEX-DEAN(Continued from page 1)Kducation, he held the position of as¬sociate professor of P'nglish. Mr.Robertson has recently published ahook on “American I’niversities andColleges.’' Honorary degrees of doctor of lawswere also conferred by PresidentCloyd Heck Marvin of George Wash¬ington universitj’ on Justice HarlanFiske Stone of the U. S. SupremeCourt and Janies Earl Russell, deanof the Teacher’s College, Columbiauniversity.quMity pencilin tha wotidAtaUdealersBuy^ adozen Superlative in quality,the world-iamouslENCIlSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per dos.Rubber coda, per dot. $1.001.20Ajucricu Pencil Co., 215 Fiftk Avn.,N.T.MakenofUNIQUBThin UedColored Pencils in 12 colon—$1.00 per doz.brrf ®D orHljtaThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubF’oe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Pro.sser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts. and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY RODDYMinister ^Sunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. HRoddy.7:45 p. m.—Musical .Service.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6-00 Kim-bark .\ve. ®looi)Ietoii‘fl»cnur and 57th StreetOon O^den Uocjt ~ ministerSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1928I I A. M.—Personal Religion and Culture.6 P. M.—Channing Club. “The American Indian. Mr.Paul Roofe.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.Dr. Joseph A. \'ance of Detroit, isdelivering a series of addressesduring the week from February27 to March 4. J)r. \ ance i- anoutstanding influence in the Pres¬byterian Church. cordial i’lvi-tation i- extended to everyone tocome and hear him.C!)ADELPHI THEATREClark near Madison St.SUNDAY AFTERNOON at 3:1.5.SHERWOOD EDDYOne of America’s Mightie.'t SocialProphets"THE NEW SOC IAL ORDER"Questions from the audience. Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterSl'NDAV, l-ERKrARV 2611 a. ni.-—Worship and Sermon:"Ualling>, High and Low.”6 p. m.—Scroohy Club: Review of"Mother India."7:30 p. m.—-1 llustrated .\ddress on‘‘Chicago’^ Religions Develop¬ment" hv Dr. .Arthur E. Holt. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENO.MINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St.9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11 a. m.—'Dr. .Arthur C. .McGitTcrtof Chicago J'heological Seminary,will speak t>n "Looking I'owardGod."12:1.) p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-Baritone.All students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchElllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell. Associate PastorSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 19Z8A. M.—"The Heavenly Kingdom." Dr, King D. Beach.8 P. M.—Picture Sermon: "The Holy Family.Music by Wesley Hospital Glee Club.•Make This Your Church Home.Look for the Tower SpecialFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSFMinisterBible School, 9:30 A. M.11 a. m.—“Drifting.”8 ]). m.—“The Man (Jutside." Rev.P. J. Stackhouse.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right. .THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, February 26, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onTHE POPE’S DECLARATIONON CHRISTIAN REUNIONAll Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Welcome EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS K. NITCHIE7:30 a. m.— Holy Comimmion.9:30 a. ni.—Church School.11 :(K) a. Ill.—Holy Eucharist andSermfon.7 45 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students especially Episcopa¬lians arc invited to Young People’sCluh at 6:00 p. m. Daily services.• • •The Church ofThe RedeemerSeth and HlackstonaRKV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS, t). U.,University Student Pastor:5550 Blackatone Ave.REV. BENJAMI.N HORiON. A. B Aaat.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.ni.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith sermon at II a. m.7:.l0 p. m.—Heantitnl I’assion MusicService.7:.l0 p. m. Young People’s Meet¬ing 5 p. m. with suiqier. Studentsosiiecially welcome.• * eSt. Paul’s ChurchSOin and Dox'hraterPariah Office: 4946 Doreheater Avetiu*Tel. Oakland 3186REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday Service*Holy Communion, 8:00 a. mChurch School Service, 9:30 m.Morning Service, 11:00 a, mEvening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts9:45 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.The Quest Group.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.8 :00—Evening worship.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Mondays at 7 p. m.—Bowling formen at 6855 Stony island Ave.Woodlawn Park Methodut Epucopal Church UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLESWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX. PastorSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1928Morning 11 o’clock—Sermon.Evening 7:45 o’clock—Rev. Gilbert S. Cox.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. S7th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1928Sermon:- 11 A. M.—“Possibilities of Fuller Life.”Wranglers at 5:30. 'THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24. 1928 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEW“Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater, Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”Published Every Friday As a Supplesnent to the Daily MaroonAbout BooksAnd PeopleBy Sterling NorthIf this article sounds too much likea devastating diatribe and too littlelike a cool and calculated piece ofargument it isbecause I haveallowed the sub¬ject to rankle mountill this explo¬sion. Thank GodI’m no moralist.But I’m so damnsick of a certaintype of imposterthat I sometimesfeel like moral¬izing.that I pick R. H.L. for the object of these caustic re¬marks is because he is one of themore flagrant examples of the type.He symbolizes the whole assinineperformance. Why a hundred thou¬sand people buy the piffle and potherthat he packs into his Line Book, or,stranger yet, why they buy anythingas thoroughly insipid as “BetterAngels” is beyond me. It can onlybe explained by man’s natural de¬pravity. Carl Sandburg must havebeen thoroughly vulcanized the nighthe consented to write the preface. Iunderstand that after he sobered upit took the publishers two monthsbefore they could catch him and makehi™ write it“Better Angels” is the story of aNegro mammy who knew Lincoln. Itis written in the cheapest possibleimitation of negro dialect, the kindone would expect to find coming fromthe mouth of a burlesque show come¬dian. There is absolutely no pointto the story and nothing to recom¬mend it. Despite the fact that thealmighty Chicago Tribune hails Littleas America's greatest humorist thereisn't a funny line in the whole storynor in anything else Little has everwritten. If he's a humorist I’m thePrince of iWales.The whole point is this. It wouldn’tmatter a bit how many books like“Better Angels” appeared of theyweren’t backed by such an enormousamount of publicity. It is every bitas much of a swindle to put out suchstuff in the form of a book andcharge money for it as it is to sellwild cat oil stock. To see such abook head the best seller list shouldincite every self-respecting person toarson and homicide.That goes for his whole school ofpseudo-literature. To think that suchsentimental and poorly written stuffas that done by the Phantom Lovershould sell seventeen thousand copies.As many as Robert Frost’s best book.Twice as many as any book by Rob¬inson until his last, as many us anybook of verse by Carl Sandburg—isenough to make the bones of Shakes¬peare roll discomfitted in their darkgrave.It proves that Democracy is thebunk in literature as well as in everyother field. There is and always will(Contiriued on page 7)Best Sellers of theWeek at Brentano’sFiction1. Better Angels—Richard HenryLittle.2. Claire Ambler—Booth Tark-ington.'3. K in g ’ s Passport—BedfordJones.Cannon.4. Red Rust—Cornelia James5. Peggy by Request—Ethel Dell.6. Bridge of San Luis Rey—Thornton Wilder.Non-Fiction1. I’ve Got Your Number—Sam¬uel A. Hopkins.2. Much Loved Books—JamesO’Donnell Bennett.3. Our Times, vol. II—Mark Sul¬livan.4. . We—Charles Lindbergh.5. Napoleon—Emil Ludwig.6. Sea Devil—Lowell Thomas. Campus Talent OnAjt Cube SundayWork has progressed silently andseverely in the nuirky depths of Thetube this week on three one-actplays to be presented this Sundayevening and again next Sunday eve¬ning. The plays, under the directionfo John Janssen, are “Tomorrow,”by W'illiain Cotant, ’27, “The Glit¬tering Gate” by Lord Dunsany. and“Two Gents from K. C.,” by Ster¬ling North, ’20.The cast for “Tmiu in¬cludes .Mice Ransom. A1 L.Widdifield. '28. and Derwood Lock-ard, '28. Henry F. Tol)ler and JohnJanssen are the ‘wo seekers for ad¬mission into heaven in “The Glit¬tering Gate'’ and “Two Gents fromK. presented for the first timetwi) weeks ago at the IMayfest inthe Reynolds Gluh tlieatre, namesSterling North, its author and JohnJanssen, its director, as the twogents. Lois Meadows and StanleyNewman complete the cast.”'he ( nhe. founded by Nichola.'Matsonkas* '28. and Sterling Nortli,editor of “'riie l-'orge.'’ and locatedat 1.S.18 Hast .''7fli Street was openedI'lmrsday, February 16. witli a private reception and piano recital h\Jacob Hadnnsky. George Dillonread from his own poetry last Sat¬urday night, and Professor Kdward.Sapir will talk on .Spenglers' “De¬cline of the West." tomorrow night.The Stage WeekThe week in Chicago theaters i-notable chiefly for two openings ofunusual interest, with the long await¬ed and widely heralded Good New»arriving at the Selwyn and the ap¬pearance of the famous Irish Playersat the Blackstone. The latter groupattracted widespread notice duringits New York season and local the¬ater goers will have the opportunityof seeing two of the best productionsin its repertoire. The Plough and th<>Stars and Juno and the Paycock, boththe work of the brilliant young Irishdramatist, Shean O’Casey. GoodNews is a Schwab and Mandel musi¬cal comedy which is as excellent inits class as is The Desert Song in thefield of the operetta, as testified t )by its six months’ run at the GreatNorthern theater, with no prospectof its departure for some time tocome.Other musical entertainments thatare prospering here as Just Fancy,at the Olympic, with a stellar cast(Continued on page 7)GOODMAN STARWhitford Kane, as Dr. Rolling inIbsen’s “The Wild Duck” at theGoodman is at his beet—and still atit.Sterling NorthThe only reason I Chicago Is Chicago In Its Thirty-Second Exhibit at Art InstituteBy Nicholas MatsoukasThe thirty-second annual exhibi¬tion of works by the artists of Chi¬cago and vicinity opened at the ArtInstitute a fewweeks ago. Thisevent is of greatimportance tothe art lovers ofthe< city for itserves as an in¬dex to the artis¬tic activity of themetropolis. How¬ever it is only anindex of onekind, for it has juries, which usuallybring about favors and disfavors. Atany rate the people are invited tosee the progress—if there can be saidto be any—of the art world.tI went there with the idea of see¬ing something much more interestingthan the work I observed at theAmerican Show. My interest wasonly focussed on what Dr. Swifttermed as the “expression of thecommunity.” In other words, I didnot expect to see any great work likeCarrol’s “Three People.” That wouldbe unjust, for the local show has onlya limited number to choose from,while the American commands a na¬tional supply. What I considered asa just expectation is the “Midwest¬ern,” or Chicago expression. Ithought that artists would try to car¬ry over in a totalic manner the lifeof this city—their community.But to my surprise the whole exhi¬bition appeared to be a class roomduring the examination. There werepaintings all over the place, but theyrepresented nothing original, but onlyproblems, that have been solved rath¬er cleverly by the individual artists.“Technique” is the dominating spiritof the exhibition. The artists—sor¬ry to say so—had nothing to tell us,nothing to express. Only clever trjeks.which after all do not constitute ar¬tistic ability, were placed on thecanvas, sometimes killing the though;and at others outdoing them so muclithat they became boresome. At timesI was reminded of some disappearingtricks that magicians perform on theOrpheum circuit.“Portrait of a Painter,” by PaulTrevilcock was awarded the checkfor $760, but the question to answeris, why?Paul Tribilcock is an artist of technique par excellence, but if he be¬lieves that canvases should be repr >-ductions of a photographic order,then I shall hire a camera and claimI checks of equal .sums. Yet Mr. Tre-NicholasMatsoukac bilcock has five paintings in the exhibition. “The Nude” by the samepainter, is a work ‘that is receivingthe admiration of the public in gen¬eral; but so is Paul Ash.Alongside of “The Nude” I saw“The Chamber of Peace,” by WilliamSwartz. No one can accuse Mr.Schwartz of being ignorant of theAcademic work. Yet, by originatingsome simple technical mannerism hehas been successful in expressing amystical feeling in his work. To methe “Chamber of Peace” and the“Island of Illusion” carried the showout of a state of boredom; again,Anthony Angopola’s “Lasarus” is an-j other work that carries along a feel-j ing of primitive Italian art. Both art-I ists, who are origrinal in conceptionand technique, received the honor ofhaving their works hung. But onlythat.It seems to me that the artists—the conservatives—are not doingmuch thinking. They are slaves totechnique, and not to that artistic-element known as content. Thereforeone must wait for the No Jury showin order that something original maybe see:.. In the meantime we shouldbe content with “The Nude” and thusremain permanently in the “Gardenof Illusions.”'The sculptural works were not! equal to the number that was repre¬sentative of the paintings. A smallj bronze, misplaced under a large can-' vas, about a foot and a half from thefloor, came out as a flne piece ofwork. The artist has modelled atorso trying to separate itself fromthe background, but is held by a firmi arm. 'The size of this work is small,' but the quality gjeat. There are some: reliefs in a medalion shape but theyI are too “fine,” too “beautiful” forj one to notice. What saves them is ai large relief for a church, represent-; ing the ecclesiastical theme. Some-I one seems to be imitating Alfis Faz-zi’s lines in a heavier tone and great-i er proportions. But the patternisticform of the relief gives it a qualityj that will be fitting for its religiousj surroundings. The most interestingsculptural work at the exhibit is aj “Girl’s Head.” It is modelled in heavyi masses, so heavy that at times acertain sense of reality is felt,j In general the exhibition was notthe exhibit that I expected to see. Iwas disappointed not because of theinability of the artists to draw andpaint but because of their lack of ob¬servation. Still life, portraits of thisone and that one, my studio. Miss so-and-so, ets., do not constitute art.After all, I am not ir„erested in who’swho.WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSWell, to b'2gin with, a little retro¬spect. What did you think of theProm? There seems to be a generalchorus of acclaim and since it is re¬viewed in several other parts of th'-Maroon, let us progress to otbe;things. Ben Rouse chalked up an¬other proof of being an all aroundcollege student by uncovering a hidden potentiality for leading grandmarches. The Carl Sandburg lectureat Mandel was well received and hecertainly fulfilled the high expecta¬tion of his followers. The programfor this week-end is as follows:FridayThe Phi Delta Phis are giving theirinformal dance at the South Shor?View apartment hotel from nine untiltwelve-thirty. Mr. and Mrs. NewtonTamey and Mr. and Mrs. ThomasBerry will chaperon. The nineteenthannual prom of the Delta Tau Deltafraternity will be held at the Crystalballroom of the Blackstone hotel thesame evening.The left wing of the grand marchwill be led by two University of Chi¬cago students, Miss Harriet Smith I and Owen H. Wyandt. Both are sen-j iors. The northern and westernchopter.s will be represented andaltogether the plons sound propitiousfor a magnificent evening.Saturdayi The Quad’^angler dance will bej held at the home of Mary Roberts inOak Park. The name of Mr. and Hrs.Robert Cushey has been handed inas chaperons. That is, we think ithas, but since the register was ratherblurred there is some doubt. Thetheater of Ida Noyes will be occupiedby the University High School Girls’Icub. Miss Smithies will chaperon.'The Chi Rho Sigmas will give theirannual formal dinner dance at the! Lake Shore Athletic club. The plans! for both of the dances sound delight-I ful and conductive to a very merryj evening. The Tau Kappa EpsilonsI are planning a Sunday dinner at the! house. Mr. and Mrs. Eugene Dressier,i Mr. and Mrs. P. G. Allen, and Mr. and■ Mrs. J. F. McCarthy will chaperon.Two events looming up on nextweek's horizon are the eBta Formaland a Deke house dance. More willbe forthcoming concerning these af¬fairs. WIELDS BATONERIC DELAMARTEREric DeLamarter gave the mice achance to play while Frederick Stockwas away, and the mice played thewooliest rendition of the year of Du¬kas’ “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,”Tuesday afternoon in Mandel Hall.Mendelsohn, Berlioz, and Liszt, werealso on the program—the last appear¬ance of the Chicago Symphony Or¬chestra in Mandel Hall until April 17.The Theater“Good New.”Good New., a new collegiate musi¬cal comedy sponsored by Schwab andMandel, and one of the current hitsof Broadway, began its Chicago en¬gagement at the Selwyn theater onMonday night.Many local favorites will be foundin the all-American team of playersselected for the Chicago presentationas the cast includes Jack Haley, Mil¬dred Brown, Hugh Cameron, MaxHoffman, Jr,, Dorothy McNulty, Peg¬gy Bernier, Katherine Morris, Doro¬thea James, George Schiller, EdwinMichaels, Ralph Sanford, BarryWalsh, and a speedy dancing ensem¬ble of sixty, including forty FlapperFreshies.The entire musical score is playedby Abe Lyman, one of Chicago’s fa¬vorite bandsmen, who brings his en¬tire orchestra intact, as a special fea¬ture of Good New.. It is the originalorchestrations of The Var.ity Drag,(Continued on page 4)CAMPUS DIRECTORJOHN JANSSENJohn Janssen, ’28, directs the actorsat The Cube—and acts himself. ! About MusicI cind PeopleBy Pearl BloomfieldThe scene is the foyer of Orches¬tra hall 'in Chicago on Saturdaynight, between 7:30 and 8:15 o’clock.Music lovers crowd the foyer—stu¬dents, musicians, professional peopleof one kind and another. “Do youhave any extra tickets?”; “Have youa ticket yon can sell me?”; “I’d likea gallery seat if you can spare a tick¬et, please.” At 8:16 the unfortu¬nates turn'away, some to wallow inPaul Ash disharmony, others to wan¬der around the boulevards, melan¬choly because of not having heardthe concert. “I’ll give you twice thevalue of your ticket, if you’ll sell it—no good—turned away, many ofthem.The scene changes. Now it is acafe on the Boulevard de Strass-bourg—Paris. An excellently trainedorchestra is playing symphonies ofBeethoven, Glazounow, Berlioz. Tnecafe is filled. Coffee at three centsa glass rates a seat for the entireevening. On the sidewalks outsideare crowds of people listening, freeof charge. Around the comer, on theBoulevard des Italiens is another cafe. . an equally good orchestra . .equally well repertoired. Across theriver is Montparnasse, another cafe;a silent multitude—inside, vin rougeat four cents a glass, on the sidewalk,in the streets, no charge.Again the scene changes. Thun,this time—a little town in Switzer¬land. The grounds overlooking glori¬ous Thnnsee,—mountains every¬where. A violinist plasring exquis¬itely. Coffee, three centsbeer, two cents . . . standingroom, free. On another street, atraveling orchestra of young men—an amateur troupe, bravely render¬ing Wagnerian selections. Peasants,merchants, students—the streetthronged—silently listening. Nocharge.Again, in the Statpark, Heidelberg.On the stage, the ex-Czar’s Dom Cos-sacken—a male chorus, singing troopsongs, national anthems, modernRussian compositions. At a table,two young students with their mother. drinking dunkel beer—ten centsfor the entire evening. On the grass,sitting, reclining, standing—the great“free” audience. A young lover, hisarm around his loved one’s waist,rapt . . . attentive . . ,Now it is in Berlin. The beautifulShottenhaml cafe, near the Tiergar-ten. Well-groomed men and womenat the tables—ice cream, ten cents .a glass; champagne for four . .two dollars. A string quartette . .Liszt, the stirring Battle of Prague. . . perfect music. Outside thedoors . . more people. Music. . free.Munich, a beer garten. Smockedyouths in town ' from the nearbyfarms. Delicious Munchner beer—two cents a stein! . a Germanmilitary band — music, laughter,gaiety. In another quarter, a cafe—((.Continued on page b)Members of the LiteraryGiuld received the followingbooks ON THE DAY OFPUBLICATION: The Life ofAnthony Comstock, Mr. For¬tune's Maggot, T r i s t r a m,Trade Horn, Tall Men, CircusParade, The American Car¬avan That Man Heine, A ShortHistory of Women, The Van¬guard, The Last Post, TheGreat American Band Wagon.Did you read them while theywere now? Did you get themfor half price?LITERARY GUILD OFAMERICAFine Arts Bldg., ChicagoIRIS GOODMAN,Campus Representative5306 University Ave.Plwa 2783THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24. 1928Page Foii:POLISH STUDENTSPRESENT NATIONALNIGHT AT MANDELClassical ^Numbers and FolkDances ArrangedFor EveningM. Ziolkowski. noted Polish com¬poser and pianist will play his owncompositions as well as those of Pad¬erewski and Chopin, on l^olish Na¬tional nigrht. Saturday, March 3 at8 in Mandel hall.Other Polish musicians will par-trcipate in a varied musical proy'r.tm.George Szpinalski. violinist and \V.Janota, an operatic tenor of Euro¬pean fame, will contribute to the pro¬gram. Nfr. Kapalka and his Victorrecording orchestra, and a male chorusof forty singers, first prize winner.^of “Singer's Travelers Contest.” willrender classical selections.Folk Numbers PresentedIn addition to the classical musi¬ cal numbers, folk songs and danceswill be offered. Marie Gruscznskawill present popular folk songs. Thefolk dance. “Krakowiak,” will beexecuted by twelve women dressedin Polish native costume. S. Jarosz,a native of the Carpathian mountianregion, will render songs and dancescharacteristic of the inhabitants ofthat locality.Mason May SpeakPresident Max Mason is to be in¬vited by those in charge of the pro¬gram to si)eak on the subject, "Im¬portance of Intellectual IntercourseBetween Nations.” The general con¬sul of Poland will also speak at theentertainment.The concert program of the eveningwill last from S until 10. From 10 un¬til midnight, there will be a dance andsocial gathering in the Reynolds clubTHE THEATER(Continued from page 3)Good News, Lucky in Love, The BestThings in Life and other tunefulnumbers that have added to the popu¬larity of the song hits.Good News was written by Laur¬ence Schwab and B. G. DeSylva, withlyrics by Mr. DeSylva and LewBrown; musical score by Ray Hen¬derson; ensemble dancing staged byBobby Connolly; the book directed byEdgar MacGregor and the settings de¬signed by Donald Oenslager.Tile regular matinees will be givenThursday and Saturday, with an ex¬tra performance announced for nextWednesday afternoon, Washingto’sbirthday.“Oh, Kay!”Oh, Kay! the greatest musical com¬edy success which Alex A. Aaronsand Vinton Freedley, in associationwith the Messrs, Shubert, will begina limited engagement at the Garricktheater Sunday with matineesWednesday and Saturday. It comeshere after a successful run of oneyear at the Imperial theater. NewYork. Oh Kay! is one of the biggest en¬tertainments that these producershave ever presented. The cast Isheaded by Julia Sanderson and FrankCrumit. and supported by thoseBroadway favorites, John Young,Beatrice Swanson, Shep Camp, FredHarper, Charles Brown, the CardellTwins, Frank Gardner, May Winn,Allen McKenzie, Helen Arden and theworld’s best dancing chorus. Themusic is by George Gershwin, thelyrics by Ira Gershwin and the bookby Guy Bolton and P. G. Wodehouse.Oh Kay! is an example of a musi¬cal comedy that has a general appealIt is not prudish, but is not offensive,either. The following are the out¬standing song* hits: “Clap YourHands,” “Do-Dodo,” “Someone toWatch Over Me,” ‘Maybe” and “Fig-ety Feet.”“The Vanities”The sixth edition of the r ewest andlatest production of Earl Carroll’sVanities, now in the fourth week atthe Illinois Theatre, not only is su¬perior to former presentatio.is of thisrevue, but possesses features that’’The Butinett College with aUniverttty Almosphere” ^Prepare for • busmci* car««r atthe onl]' Butineii College in thcWcetwhich requires every •tudeni to be atleast a 4-yeat High School graduate.Beginning on the hrstof April, July,October, and January, wc conduct aspecial,complete, intensive, tliraa*months* conrsa in atenographywhich is open toCvllcge Graduates andUndergraduates OnlyEnrollments for this course must bemade before the opening day—pref¬erably tome time in advance, to besure of a place in the clast.Stenography opens the way to inde¬pendence. and it a ven great help inany position in life. 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Theylook fine, feel better, and lastlonger.Bob into the community repairshop and see how quickly andneatly the expert repairmanputs on new GoodyearWingfoot today!WDfGVOOTIntramural basketball ap¬proaches the finals.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24. 1928 Leaders meet to plan for^^^ter CamivaLTO AWARD TROPHYTO CONFERENCESCAGE CHAMPIONSPoint System DeterminesWinners OfAwardWestern conference basketballchampions, beginning this year, willbe awarded a specially and approxi¬mately designed silver trophy as arecognition of the winning team’s su¬periority in the cage game. The tro¬phy, which will cost $500 will beknown as the Allerton Trophy, don¬ated by W. W. Dwyer, general man¬ager of the Allerton House, 701 N.Michigan avenue, and will enter per¬manent possession of the institutionfirst receiving three points. ^Dwyer AwardThe point system to be used ^villconsist of one full point for a clearclaim to the title; one-halt point iftwo teams tie; one-third point in athree-way tie. and one-quarter pointshould four teams deadlock with thesame percentage. In the event of atie, each tying school will be allowedto exhibit the trophy for a half, thirdor quarter, whichever the case maybe, of the schobl year. A school having a clear claim may have the trophyuntil the beginning of next season.Mr. Dwyer, a member of the Co¬lumbia University eastern intercolle¬giate champions during ‘11-‘12-‘15-T +has the full approval of Major JohnL. Griffith, western conference ath¬letic commissioner. The Allerton tro¬phy will be presented to the captainof the 1928 Hig Ten champs shortlyfollowing the completion of the sched¬ule this year. It is planned to havethe champs, their coach, athletic di¬rector and other school officials asguests of honor at a banquet at theAllerton House, which Is designatedb.v the Intercollegiate Alumni as.soci-ation. composed of some 96 univers¬ities and colleges, as pne of the offi¬cial hotels of the organization.“We plan to make this trophy, whichprobably will be in the form of a bas¬ketball player about to shoot a goalor make a pass, as important as the“Old Oaken Bucket” and “LittleBrown Jug” of football fame, Mr.Dwyer said. Juniors Splash ToEight First PlacesJunior swimmers splashed theirw’ay to eight first places and a 31-^ point lead in the first women’s in¬terclass meet held yesterday after¬noon in the pool at Ida Noyes hall.The final score in points was juniors51, sophomores 20 and freshmen 12.P'thel Brignal with 17 points, Em-morette Dawson with 16 and Car¬olyn Teetzel with 12 were highpoint swimmers in the meet. All arejuniors. Marjorie Tolman, sopho¬more captain, was fourth with 9points. Freshmen, with only twotwo swimmers were handicapped.There were nine events.SWIMMERS MEETPURDUE NATATORSPolo Team Expects RealCompetitionWith the three conference meetsbehind them, the Maroon swim teamis looking forward anxiously to theirmeet with Purdue at Bartlett tomor¬row. The Maroons have only beenable to win one of the three meetsso far but the team has been prac¬ticing very hard since their Iowadefeat and stands to show the Boil¬ermakers some real aquatic talent.Fellinger to CompeteCaptain Fellinger, the team’s div¬ing artist, has been laid up all weekwith an infected leg, but he will besufficiently recovered Saturday tocompete. Harry Rittenhouse, one ofthe team’s outstanding men will en¬deavor to cop first in the dash events,while Mygdal and Spence. Chicago’sbreaststroke representatives will hav<'hard sledding against a Purdue manby the name of Cassell, who has beer,showing up unusually well in hismeets so far. Davenport in the 440and Stephenson in the backstroke arevery likeh’ winners in their events,judging by past performances.Purdue Poloists GoodIn the w'ater polo game. CoachMacGillivray expects very stiff com¬petition because Purdue has beenconcentrating on this sport, in the ab¬sence of good swiming teams. Chi¬cago has won all of its water pologames so far except the first one.with Wisconsin where incorrect tim¬ing featured and the game should bevery important in the conference race.The only fly in the Maroon’s oint¬ment in this sport is that Goal Ten¬der Bartoli is handicapped by an iti-jured foot.•TOT-ROmiK-•6609-HnRPER-AVE-■PH0NC ■■ MyCC-PflRK-fl2a2-•fl[\ra-Pfi0T06mpnc(\-ABRAHAM LINCOLNCENTER700 Oakwood BoulevardSUNDAY, FEB. 26 — 11 A. M.DR. CURTIS W. REESE‘THE OUTLOOK FORRELIGION*’Public Invited - - All Seats Free TRACKSTERS TOMEET MINNESOTAMaroons Expected To Avenge1927 Defeat InBartlettMaroon track men, who have notlost a dual meet this season, w'ill beout to even up the three point defeatgiven them last year by Minnesotawhen the Gophers come to BartlettGymnasium tomorrow night. CoachSherman Finger of Minnesota, formerChicago athlete, will bring a numberof the point winners of last season,and the meet promises to be a closefight.Admission to the meet is free, andat least 2,000 spectators will watch thecompetition. The Chicago band willbe an added starter. This will be thelast dual meet of the indoor seasonfor Chicago.Minnesota will have Otternessavailable for use against Chicago. Thebasketball star last year won tli£ highhurdles and tied with his teammate,Crowley in the pole vault. WithLaurel Smith and HaroUl Haydonmaking fine time in the hurdles, theMaroons will be able to give himstrenuous competition in the hurdles.Otterness and Crowley will apparent¬ly have the pole vault between them,however.Expect Fast SprintsO’Shields, the sprinter who won the50 yard dash last season, will beamong the Gophers present, but Court¬ney Gleason, rated as one of the bestsprinters in the conference, is expect¬ed to beat him. Gleason in one sea¬son has developed from a mediocreperformer to one of the fastest menin the Big Ten and assistant coach,Ned Merriarn has hopes that he willwin the event in the conference.Much of the Maroon chance forvictory depends on the performanceof Capt. Dick Williams, who won theciwifcrence indoor 880 last season. Wil¬liams has not been running well ineither the half or mile this season,but Merriarn has been bringing himalong slowly, getting him ready forthe championship neet. TomorrowWilliams will run in the 880 and mile.In the shorter race, Bernhagen, whowas second to Burke of the Maroonslast year in a blanket finish, will behis most formidable opponent.Had Williams come through in themile in the Quadrangular meet lastweek, and Vin Libby performed upto average in the shot, the Maroonscould have been in second place. Carnival Heads TalkOver Plans at DinnerSenior leaders of the forthcomingIntramural Carnival met last nightat a dinner in Hut ‘.hinson Commonsto discuss plans for the affair.Among those present at the dinnerat which Dr. Molander was theprincipal speaker were A1 Widdi-field. Bob Massey, Chuck Harris,Kyle Anderson, Chuck Hoerger,Ed. Koretz Paul Lewis and ChuckHeitman.These men. along with severalothers who were not present, havecharge of publicity and arrange¬ments for the Carnival which is tobe held March 2. Paul Lewis whohas charge of the distribution oftickets presented several novelmethods of sale which he expectswill mount the sales past the highmark of last year. A1 Widdifieldand Chuck Harris have planned anissue of the Maroon which is to bededicated to the Carnival, whileBob Massey has made arrange¬ments with the Phoenix tor the dis¬tribution of handbills advertising theCarnival.FOUR TEAMS INI-M SEMI FINALSCage Race Tightens In LastStages of CompetitionBy Albert ArkulesFlight titans of the hardwood floormet on Bartlett gym last night andfour of them fought their way intothe choice positions of semi-finalistsin the race for class “A” honors inthe Intra-Mural basketball tourna¬mentThose tour quintets won the rightto dispute for further honors only be¬cause they displayed an indomitablewill to wl:. In took sheer courageand stamina to stand the pace thatsome of the teams exhibited in lastnight’s frays and courage and staminawill probably tell the tale in the finalsas well.Sigma Nu 33; Sigma Chi 14Sigma Nu started off a great roundof games with a smashing victoryover Sigma Chi. Sigma Chi showeda complete reversal of form over itsplay last week, although Ken Rouse’soutfit plaVed unbeatable basket’ball.Rouse and Elliott enjoyed a field daythe former helping himself to sevenbaskets and his teammate to six. Mc-Naughton was the only Sigma Chiman who could hit the hoop, register-EVERY FRIDAYCOLLEGE NIGHTAT THE BLACKHAWKDance to0Coon-SandersWorld FamousDance OrchestraSpecial Music — Songs — Novelties.You and your party will like the Black-hawk environment . . . enjoy its ex¬clusive cuisine. A wonderful $2.00 din¬ner served from 6 to 9 P, M. 75c covercharge after 9 P. M.The Blackhawk Restaurant does notsell ginger ale or any charged waters.On Wabash Ave.Just South of Randolph St. GRISLER GOES EAST TO PLEADFOR NON-ABOLISHMENT OFANNUAL BASKETBALL TOURNEYThis Year’s Tournament To Be Held Regardless OfOutcome of Meeting In Boston;Prep Officials MeetH. O. Crisler, Marocn coach andmanager of interscholastics, will leavefor Boston tomorrow to present thecase for the Chicago national basket¬ball interscholastic tournament to themeeting of the National Federation ofState High School Athletic Associa-ing three baskets and two free throws.Delta Upsilon 18; Phi Gam Delta 6D. P. continued its unconqueredmarch in the “A” race, this time at¬taching Phi Gam’s scalp to its belt.D. U.’s height and their deadly workunder the basket told the tale. Bleek-er and Schneberger, the two scintil¬lating stars on D. U.’s outfit, againperformed brilliantly, each sinkingtwo baskets. Dorough aiid Mass alsoclicked in the scoring column withtwo and three baskets respectively.Chissim and Bowers led Phi Gam’svaliant fight but were unable to getnear the basket due to the D. U.’s im¬pregnable defense.A. T. O. 22; Phi Kap Psi 16Two evenly matched, teams playedone of the classic games under Bart¬lett’s rafters, and after the lead hadsee-sawed back and forth. A. T. O.made a beautiful splurge which final¬ly ended in victory. Every man onboth teams covered himself with gloryand the Phi Psi’s were as great indefeat as the A. T. O.’s were in vic¬tory.The Phi Psi’s maintained a shortlead during the first half, principallybecause of Laverty’s great all aroundfloor play. The A. T. O.’s wereslow in getting their bearings andfouled often in the first holf.In the second half. Meskimen’s re¬turn to the A. T. O. lineup injecteda world of pep in his team. WithAnderson, Bonnem and Gordon team¬ing up in a remarkable offensive drivethe A. T. O.’s broke two ties to finallyemerge on top.A. T. O.’s joints were accountedfor by Meskimen, Gordon. Anderson,and Bonnem. Laverty and Marshallgave two fine exhibitions of basket¬ball ability but their best wasn’tenough. Budd, Ray and Tansley werethe other brilliant performers for PhiPsi. tions in Boston on Monday.Representatives of middle-westernassociation have passed a resolutionfavoring the abolition of the tourna¬ment, and the national meeting willpass on the question. Opponents ofthe tournament, argue that it takestoo much time from school work andthat the competition i:> too strenuousfor high school players.Crisler will be backed by the testi¬mony of high school superintendentswhose teams have competed in themeet that the educational advantagesof the visit to Chicago offset the lossof school time. Many of the playersparticipating in the meet have neverbeen in a big city, and there havebeen cases in which the boys werenever on a railroad train:Case ProThe Maroon tournament accordingto athletic authorities, is not as stren¬uous as the state tournaments, inwhich teams are often required toplay with only a few hours of restbetween games. In the Chicago com¬petition, no team, except the semi¬finalists, plays more than one gamein twenty-four hours. The four semi¬finalists play twice on the last day.Crisler hopes to persuade the as¬sociation to papoint a committee toattend this years’ tournament, April3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 and make a report ontheir findings. None of the critics ofthe tournament have ever been pres¬ent at the interscholastic.Tourney Safe This YearThe association is not attempting tointerfere with the holding of the tour¬nament this year. This will be thetenth seasem the national champion¬ship iias been decided. The event isnow the classic athletic competitionof the country drawing entries fromevery part of the nation.Send First InviteTeh first invitation to compete inthe tournament will be extended nextMonday, to the winner of the Arizonastate championship, which will be de¬cided at the University of ArizonaSaturday. Only state champions orteams with exceptional records areeligible for invitations. Morton ofCicero won the title last year.Not a hat just for to¬day and tomorrow,buta hat you may wear,sure in the know ledgethat its style will lastthroughout its longlife.Eight toForty DollarsSTETSON HATSStaledJoryounj^Ad 6—College Papers Spring, 1928 i'I.IPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1928AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limitevi to 550 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsuukas, Box O, The DailyMaroon. Faculty exchanKe. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.Editor's note: Today we are offer¬ing one of the “better” contributionsthat hare come to the basket of TheAthenaeum. We are always glad tchear from Mr. Stanley Newman, poet,litterateur, patron of the seven arta,and in general, a “thinker,” whateverthey are. But Mr. Newman needsno introduction, for of late he ha;become something of a figure aroundthese parts.AMERICA IN MODERN ARTBy Stanley NewmanAmerica in the realms of art andmusic is still an overgrown adolescen-trying to appear mature and natura’We university students are apt tforget this, because our contact witnAmerica’s cultural expression hasbeen largely through her literature.And here America has already foundherself. She has already producedan indigenous poet in Whitman anda fiction •writer in Mark Twain; sheis now developing a genuine Ameri¬can dramatist in Eugene O’Neill anda philosopher in John Dewey: All ofthese men are recognized throughoutthe world as leaders in their forms ofozpreaaion.But America is still struggling toexpress herself in music and art. Ouroutstanding composer is, of course.MacDowell. But nobody would serionsly contend that MacDowell musicis purely American. His composi¬tions are entirely in the European ro¬mantic tradition. The music of JohnAlden Carpenter has a strong claim to being a genuine American product.I should be the last to dispute it. Butit is necessary to realize that he hasI been hardly noticed as a musical in-j terpreter of America, even in his owncountry. Of course there is GeorgeGershwin with his highbrow jazz; buteven The Rhapsody in Blue, his mostsymphonic composition, is still placedon novelty programs. And his livelymusical comedy compositions, al¬though much discussed in highbrowperiodicals, are played only by danceorchestras. For that matter, somecritics are trying to lift Irving Berlininto the high lowbrow class.In painting and sculpture the situ¬ation is almost the same. W'histler,the American painter, was a trueLondoner. And St. Gaudens, ourgreat American sculptor, "W'as a clas¬sicist "with modern French tendencies. We are still trying to find ourgreat American composer, sculptorand artist.The artist and musician must undergo a long and deadly academictraining in order to learn the neces¬sary technique. In this factor liesthe main reason for America’s pover¬ty of original expression in art andmusic. The writer already has lah-guage at his dispo5;al and is luckilyexempt from carrying the heavy loadof learned tradition.But another reason for the dullnessof American art is its dependenceupon European practices, either di¬rectly or ■via New York. Althoughthe boosters of Chicago have forgot¬ten to cheer their artists, the hopeof American art really resides in Mr |Thompson’s fair city. This may bo icause for sorrow; nevertheless, it is jthe sad and bitter truth. jA recent Chicago organization, theNeo-Arlimusc, was formed for theexpress purpose of encouraging newAmerican art, literature, music andscience (the name is compoundeil jfrom the first two letters of each of |these pursuits) and squelching Euro¬pean imitations. Dr. Louis W’irth.WadiingtoR Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVE.Capital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator,guardian, trustee, or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC X. POWELL. Pres. V. R. AXl)ER.SOX, CashierWM. A. .MOULTOX, Vice-Pres. ERXE.ST R. SMITH, Asst. Cash.('. A. EDMOXDS. \ ice-Pres. HOMER E. REID. .\sst. Cash.,B. G. GR.^FF. Vice-Pres. D. F. McDOX.M.D, .■\sst. Cash.C. S. M.'XC.'Vl'L.-X’l . I rust OfficerA. G. FIEDIER. AuditorRichestin Cream.^Fresh milk with every bit of its cream— blended until Nestle’s is richest incream of all milk chocolates! A rare treatfor picnics and light lunches. Look for theclean silvery wrapper, red lettered for plainbars — blue lettered for almond bars — 50and 10^. from our own University, heads the-^science section; the well-known ILlewellyn Jones has charge of it.^literature; and the art section is |managed by Rudolph Weisenborn. ;Mr. Weisenborn has been the mov- jing spirit of Chicago artists for a |number of years. Ee organized the 'No Jury exhibitions held in Marshal: jFi'' d’s salon and was the No Jury Ipresident for five years. There mav ibe differences of opinion as to tlu>merit of the No Jury exhibitions; butnobody can deny that it was a vitalinfluence in stimulating original ar¬tistic activity. After Mr. Weisenbornleft the No Jury, he organized theNeo-Arlimusc and again gathered thefree spirits around him—this timeon a larger scale.The most recent exhibition of Mt .Weisenbom’s work is being held aiThe Cube. Any 99.41 per centAmerican who hasn’t seen W’eisen-born’s blacks and whites should notmiss this opportunity of looking atsome genuine American art. Thisartist works in broad, clean plane.s.One is unconsciously reminded ofshiny surfaces, of machines, radios,automobiles. And Lewis Mumfordhas made the profound and rather jstartling observation that the bestand most sincere American designingis taking place in automobile designand machine construction. One alsois strongly attracted by the vigor andmasculinity of Mr, Weisenborn’drawings. American arts, because oftheir subordinate social position inrelation to American business and in- ‘dustry and the “really serious pur¬suit” of making a living, have beenkept in the parlor drinking tea. Prob¬ably the saddest spectacle is to be ■witnessed in minor American poetry,all of which is written by lady poets,both male and female.Weisenborn, as all other ultra-modernists, has been accused ofadopting his medium because helacked the skill to draw in the ac¬cepted manner. But his “Portrait ofMyself” has been hung among hisother drawings at The Cube as achallenge to those who believe he ha.snever learned how to paint. Thisself-protrait is done in the best Reni-brandtian tradition.The other portraits show that .Mi.Weisenborn has not only a soli 1foundation of technique as well asthe modem medium of working inplanes and dra^wing with vigor, butalso an ability to interpret profound¬ly the people he draws. Take a lookat “Llewellyn Jones” and you willlearn more about that editor’s char¬acter than you can from reading hisbook, “First Impressions.” Onemight say the same about “Ben Reitman.”The exhibition will be held forabout three weeks more. The managers of The Cube are to be con¬gratulated for succeeding in gettingMr. Weisenborn to exhibit his worksthere.0\tihj2JuaT\ QjAoiitA.,¥OWEIl"»""■ W T BiB^BiACKSTorifr I P.M-COMT IIM UiOdS-TlP^vPHOTOPLAYS5 - Big Vaudeville Acts - 5andTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. Urd St. (Near Woodlawn Ave.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Keifinnerti^ Clatii; every Monday Evening: at8:00. Half hour line instruction and halfhour practice with instructor for $1.00.PRIV.ATE LF.SSONS ANY TIMEDAY OR EVENING latest FEATUREWEEK NIGHT BARGAIN PRICESlOOO 2.000BALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATS35 < 50< About Music and People(Continued tVoni page J)well-dressed city dwellers. A pianist—Debussy, Circassion Waltz .music in the faces—on the streets—music . . good music. . .The outskirts of Vienna. A rusticinn. Barefooted farm lads and lasses,red-faced, white-cheeked menwine, almost for the asking. A youngman singing in a pure tenor voice,opera arias . . folk songs. Inthe city, on the Ring—a garden cafe—divine pastry, wine, tables underthe wide-spreading trees, flowers,beautiful women. A perfectly at¬tuned orchestra, melodious . ,Meyerbeer, Goldmark’s Rustic W’ed-ding, the Beautiful Blue Danube■waltz. Vivid, unforgettable music. . sweet music.And now again the scene shifts.Any main street in Wisconsin, Michi¬gan, North Dakota. Home talentnight at the Town hall. .4 squeaky soprano on the stage, frightened halfto death . . tte hou;ie three-quarters empty. An ugly, discordantpiano . . “In the Gloaming,” “Oh,Pair Dove,” “Alice Where ArtThou?” . . .Once again in Chicago. Orchestrahall, any Saturday night. The foyerfilled ■with music lovers, clamoringfor tick its. The house sold out.“Car’t you sell me a gallery seat?”. . “Just two seats anjwhere inthe house, please.” Disappointment.Defeat. 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Hitchcock,Ivy Saivyer and Joseph Santley, EricBlore, Mrs. Thomas Whiffen. H.Reeves Smith and 60 others who do ;aome remarkable singing and danc¬ing; Earl Carroll’s Vanities, with allthe lovely girls and striking costumesthat characterize a Carroll show, andin addition a battery of comedians Ithat are making the walls of the Illi¬nois ring with laughter nightly; ANight in Spain, at the Four Cohens,one of the best of the many elaborateShnbert revues, with the inimitablePhil Baker, jolly Ted Healy and gold¬en-voiced Aileen Stanley; Hit theDeck, which is to depart from theWoods at the end of the week aftera long and successful run here, andFred Stone’s Crist Cross, also toleave these parts after Saturday eve¬ning’s performance at the Erlanger.The week also offers the final op¬portunity for viewing two otherpieces, the sensational Kongo, whichhas inhabited the Minturn Centralsince the first of the year and donewell there, and Two Girls Wanted, adelightful farce with cute little NydiaWestman at her best. Two of thebest known stars on the Americanstage today grace local boards at thepresent time, the peerless Ethel Bar¬rymore, portraying The ConstantWife at the Harris, and the lovelyand sparkling Jeanne Eagles, in HerCardboard Lover at the Adelphi.Laura Hope Crews is another whosename bears much weight in any cas*and she is playing the leading role inthe widely discussed drama. The Sil¬ver Cord, at the Studebaker at thepresent time. For a genuine thriller,hie yourself to the Cort, wherethere’s thrills aplenty being di.spensedby The Wooden Kimono.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708^Parkeru•PermanentQ/it ^5 ^7to size) j\bu Need Pay No More —YouNeed Never Buy Another PenParker Ducfold writesmore easily because ofPressureless Touch.The light weight of thepen itself Sturts andkeeps it writing. No ef¬fort, no fatigue. 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He made his profes¬sional stage debut at the age of 61.This was seven years ago and sincethat time has appeared almost con¬tinuously in John Golden produc¬tions.Jeanette Sherwin, who is a memberof the company supporting Ethel Bar¬rymore in The Constant Wife, nowplaying at the Harris theater, is ayoung actress whose American careerhas been brief. She has made favor¬able impressions, however, in Loyal¬ties, Little Mist Bluebeard, Othello,and The Vortex.BARBER SHOPWe’re a university shopfor university students.AL I. 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