Jerry Conley play rat Carnival dance. 'i ^,jt Baftp iWaroon Prof. Thurstonefiinds “Zero of In¬telligence.’*Vol. 28. No. 69. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1928Main StreetBy Milton S. MayerIt seems to me that the collegeman (or woman) misses the best oflife in scorning what the rest of theworld devours twice, even thrice,daily—the news. Those few campusoutcasts who run over to Foster reg¬ularly to persuade some fair coedto pose for a pirture in a fireman’shat or a suit( if that’s what theycall them) of pyjamas are the onlyreal pursuants of the day’s news.They are the “campus correspond¬ents’’—the local representatives ofthe great downtown dailies. Theselads who have sold their souls to theFourth Estate may have been bredgentlemen, but as newspapermen ina small way they are an aggressive,odious lot. And I know because Iam one of them. But they have thisto redeem them; they follow thenews, and, as they learn the lawsof the ragtime to which they dance,they often get ahead of the newsand see in it the farcical or the tragicaspects that the laymen can notknow. And so it is that I am con¬strained to reprint bits of the day’snews in this column, whenever theday’s news gives birth to a chuckleor a groan that the better elementwould other wise le^ go up the flue.* * *The Chicago Tribune indicateswhat worlds a .sweet girl’s simplecharms can conquer in reporting thesurrender of Mrs. Hauser, convictedof embezzlement six years ago andsentenced at that time to a one tofourteen year term in the peneten-tiary. “Since her conviction (the Tri¬bune’s story ready), when she wasMiss Grace Slattery, she has beenmarried, and, according to her story,she has made no attempt to hidefrom the authorities. In fact, shesaid, a long time ago a deputy sher¬iff came to her home and announcedthat he had papers to arrest her, butafter spending the afternoon and din¬ing with the family he changed hismind ....’’« * •William Edward Hickman, con¬victed of the murder of 13-year oldMarian Parker and sentenced dead,said upon hearing his sentence, “Thestate wins by a neck,’’ and, to theguard who led him back to his cell,“Your hands are trembling. Mine^ren’t.’’ Hanging a man like thatcan’t be much fun.♦ ♦ •Mr.' Arthur Meeker, Jr., who in¬sisted on braving the winter windsand waiting for his car outside theAuditorium Hotel despite the re¬straining hands of ladies in his party,declares in a recent i.ssue of the Chi¬cagoan, u very small talk weekly,that “climbing is a fine art,’’ andgoes on to expose Society from Wal¬ton Place to the Union Stock Yards.This is not Mr. Meeker’s debut inthe world of letters. After his collegedays at Princeton ( where he lived inan apartment alone), he was for awhile assistant society editor of theChicago Herald and Examiner, andnot so long ago his “Dancing Men,’’an expose of the “round-faced boys’’who attend debutante parties, ap¬peared in “Harper’s Bazaar.’’ Mr.Meeker is (and has been for sometime) and eligible bachelor and doesnot think highly of the University ofChicago.« * VVincent Youmans, in filing a crossbill for divorce, denies the paternityof the twins born to his showgirlwife. Mr. Youmans is estimated tothe clearing half a million dollarsthis year on his comedy “Hit theDeck.’’ “Sometimes I’m Happy, Some¬times I’m Blooo . . 00 . . oo.”* * *Senator Thomas Heflin (Dem.,Ala.) known also as “Tom-Tom” and“The Admiral” was President Cool-idfee’s breakfast guest Wednesdaymorning. The origin of Senator Hef¬lin’s nickname, “The Admiral,” is(Continued on page 2) REXINGER FRESHMAN PRESIDENTCONLEY TO PLAY AT CARNIVAL I GARVEY WINS INENTERTAINMENTPROGRAM GIVENBY iVOintMMONShoreland Orchestra andCampus Talent OnNight’s Bill“Jerry” Conley and her Shorelandhotel night club orchestra, so wellknown on the campus, were chosenyesterday by Fred von Ammon, to¬gether with the other members of theentertainment committee, to play atthe dance which will be held in con¬nection with the Winter Carnival onFriday night, March 2 from 9:30 to12:30 in Bartlett gymnasium.Play At ShorelandThe appeal of this group of musi¬cians has been evidenced by the largenumbers of students who have beenattracted to the Shoreland hotel ren-devouz at which the orchestra per¬forms. For at least three years theorchestra has been playing for theprofessors at their affairs in theQuadrangle club. Now the studentswill get their chance. Two membersof the same family will be represent¬ed in the orchestra for in additionto red-headed “Jerry” Conley, whoperforms so energetically at the pi¬ano, Vin Conley, her brother, will bebehind the drums.Cole* to SingBetween dances Rudy Coles theman on the track squad who sings,will offer some popular songs. Coleshas aided many Interscholastic vaude¬ville and Settlement programs. OrvisHenkle, the student who has beentermed the suece-ssor to that past-(Continued on page 4)Danes DescribesCave FormationIn an illustrated lecture on ‘‘KarstPhenomena” delivered yesterday at 4:30in R(xmi 2, Kosenvvald hall. ProfessorJiri Danes of Charles University,Prague, discrihed the action of water inchanging the surface of the earth andin forming subterranean caves.Karst plK'iiomena are the result of theactivity of water in disolving or erod¬ing limestone or other soluable rock, andproducing caves, dish-shaped depressions,sink holes, “natural bridges”, and othernatural wonders. Caves formed in thisw’ay are likely to fall in and producechannels or river beds. In certain partsof Java and other countries where thesoil is scarce, the natives gather up thefertile soil at the bottom of the dish-like depressions and use it 'in theirfields, according to Professor Danes.The slides which accompanied Profes¬sor Danes lecture were taken in Java,Jamaica, Czecho-Slovakia, and otherpicturesque parts of the world.Give German PlayAt Meeting Today“Der Friede Zu Tilsit” will be pre¬sented at the meeting of Die DeutcheGaesellschaft today at 4 in Ida Noyeshall. Several members of the clubwill take part in the play.Several of Schubert’s compositionswill be played on the piano afterwhich a lecture on Schubert, his life,his works, and the significance of hiscontributions to the history of music,will be given by Edwin Luskey.Tea and refreehments will be serv¬ed following the lecture. Eleanor WilkinsAnnounces MenuOf Prom SupperThe menu for the midnight supper ofthe Washington Prom, as planned byEleanor Wilkins, was announced today.The following selection was made: cel¬ery, olives, chicken pattie, touloussane,head lettuce. Thousand Island dressing,ice cream sandwich, chocolate sauce, anddemi-tasse.The leaders and the guests of honorwill be seated at a large table placedin the center of the dining room of theSouth Shore Country cub. Because ofthe large number of tickets sold ad¬ditional atbles will be set in the adja¬cent hall way.Maroon Suede ProgramPrograms two by three inches madeof maroon colored suede, bound with agold cord, and with the University sealwill be presented to those attending thedance. Names of the guests of honor,the leaders, the orchestra, the menu, andthe dance list will Ije found in this book¬let.Due to the elaborate interior decorat¬ing of the South Shore Country clubthe traditional simplicity of decorationfor the Washington Prom can be easilyfollowed.-According to John McDonough, oneof the leaders, only three or four tick¬ets are still obtainable, and they havel)een given to the University bookstore.The leaders, as previously announced,will be Eleanor Wilkins and John Mc¬Donough, Frances Kendall and Bob.Massev.CARL SANDBURGREADSJAONDAYProceeds for Benefit ofNursing School“An American Miscellany.” whichdoes not mean goulash according toCarl Sandburg will be presented byMr. Sandburg and his guitar Mondayat 8:30 in Mandel hall, under the au¬spices of the Board of Trustees ofthe University Co-Operative NurserySchool for the benfiet of the school.Professor Tom Peete Cross of theEnglish department will introduceMr. Sandburg.(Continued on page 4)' ' t —RATHBONE BELIEVESFARMERS’ PROBLEMIS IN ORGANIZATION“The Farmers of the United Statesneed a good agricultural organiza¬tion if they wish to eliminate presentevil, but if the dissention in thepresent organizations continues reor¬ganization on a large scale will benecessary,” stated Illinois Congress-man-at-Large Rathbone in his talkon the “Farm Relief Question,” inHarper assembly yesterday.Various methods and solutions offarm relief have been proposed andtried, the most recent of which isthe proposition found in the McNaryHaugen bill, this bill in various formshas been three times passed by theHbuse of Representatives, but dueto the opposition of various factionshas been killed, and once was vetoedby President Coolidge.To Congressman Rathbone, how¬ever, the problem is not so much whatparticular system shall be tried onthe farmer, but that all factions ad¬vocating relief shall agree in an or¬ganization strong enough to amelior¬ate the situation. FINDS ABSOLUTEZERO OF “TESTINTELUGENCE”Prof. Thurstone PlacesZero Point ByGraph StudyDiscovery of the “absolute zero oftest intelligence” has been made atthe University by Professor L. L.Thurstone of the Psychology De¬partment in a computation of thestatistics of seven standard intelli¬gence tests, according to advanceproofs of an article about to appearin the “Psychological Review.” Dis¬covering for the first time that thereis a definite and regular increasein the variation of test performancein growing children Dr. Thurstonewas able to project the relation downto the zero point, which he discoveredto be about birth or a few months be¬fore.“Just as it is possible to define therate the absolute zero of test intel-s>» the present study attempts to lo-ligence in terms of actual records,”said Professor Thurstone.“One point which has been thesubject of debate among psycholog¬ists is conclusively settled in thisstudy, in my opinion: there are great¬er differences in intelligence amongolder children than there are amongyoung children. In other words, alarge group of children includingboth bright and dull ought to differmore and more among themselvesas they grow up. Absolute zero isapproximately twice as far below thedullest children are below the bright¬est children for the same age.“A study of the test intelligenceof children from one and a halfyears to sixteen years indicates thatthe ability which is measured by the(Continued on page 4)Faculty Acts InBenefit ProgramFaculty, stiKlent.s and friends of theUniversity will present four one-act playsfor the benefit of tlie University Settle¬ment, Friday, March 2, at 8.30 in Mandelhall.“The Philoscplier of Betterbiggins” byHarold Chapin will l)e presented by Mrs.(Jnincy Wright, wife of Professor(Jnincy Wrigiit of the Political Sciencedepartment, Professor Harold DwightLasswell of the Political Science depart¬ment, and Professor Percy H. Boyntonof the English department. Histrion¬ic Sensation,” will be given by off-cam¬pus actors. The Playfest cast will pre¬sent “Two Gents From K. C.” Thefourth play is entitled “The Valiant.”Tickets may 1k' secured in Room 202,Cobb hall, from 3 to 5 on Febfnary 27,28, and 29, and March 1 and 2.Alumna ’23 GivenBelgium FellowshipDr. Mary L. Sherrill, Chicago ’23.and Associate Professor of Chemistryat Mount Holyoke College since 1921has received an award of a Fellow¬ship from the Commission for Reliefin Belgium. The Fellowship wasawarded for study in Belgium, dur¬ing the year 1928-1929.Dr. Sherrill gr&duate from theUniversity “cum laude,” after writ¬ing a thesis on “The Reaction ofBromo-nitro-methare with AromaticCompounds in the Presence of Alum¬inum Chloride—A Case of Electro- Prof. Morrison CLOSE RACE FORAdvocates No TREASI^ESHIPHome-work PIcliX ' Eckhart and Stinson WinOther OfficesUnopposedComplete abolition of “home work”was advocated as the “first funda¬mental principle of a wholesomeschool life” yesterday by ProfessorHenry C. Morrison, Director of theLaboratory School at the Universityin an address at the Palmer Housebefore the Midwest Conference onCharacter Development.Unhealthy Practice“The required work of the schoolday should be done in the schoolbuilding and then the doors closeduntil another day has arrived.” saidProfessor Morrison. “In convassingthe practices which interfere with thehealthy development of school chil¬dren there are few to which moreevil can be charged than the home-study and school-recitation procedurewhich is so characteristic of Americanschools.Time Watted“In the first place it can be shownthat anywhere up to 90 per cent ormore of the available time is apt tobe practically wasted. Even moreimportant is the fact that the pupilis required to perform his essentialintellectual task, namely study, un¬der conditions in the majority ofcases which make study well-nigh im¬possible. Ability to study is thehardest piece of learning for whichthe school has to provide and yet itis the one thing which all pupils areexpected to learn for themselves.”DISCUSS BORDEROF LIF^ DEATHPhilosophical, MedicalViews Given Officers for the class of 1931 aicScott Rexinger, Phi Psi, president;Marion Eckhart, Sigma, vice presi¬dent; Evelyn Stinson, Mortar Board,Secretary, and William Garvey, Beta,treasurer. For the office of presi¬dent, Rexinger received eighty-fourvotes, more than half, William Max-ant, Teke, was second with forty, andWilliam Zacharias, Sig Chi, receivedthirty-two.The vice presidential and secretar¬ial positions were uncontested, Mar¬ion Eckhart being the only candidatefor the former, while Evelyn Stinsonj was the sole contestant for the latterI office.Garvey WintThe race for treasurer was muchmore closely contested. On the firstballot Garvey obtained forty votes;Brant Bonner, Kappa Sig, thirty-sev¬en; Lester Freudenthal, Zeta BetaTau, thirty; Kenneth Crowder, PhiGam, twenty-five, and Sidney Yates,Pi Lam, twenty. The election officerswere then forced to resort to theHare system of counting in order todetermine the winner, as no candi¬date had a ample majority. The raceultimately narrowed down to two con¬testants, Garvey and Bonner. On thefinal count, Garvey received sixty-four votes against fifty-nine for Bon¬ner.Council MemberRexinger is a member of the Un¬dergraduate council, winner of asweater in Freshman football, chair-; man of the Freshman class council, a(Continued on page 4)Paths in which philosophy’s inter¬est runs in the distinction betweenlife and death were described andanalyzed by Arthur E. Murphy, in¬structor in philosophy, in his talkon “The Philosophical Implications ofScientific Research Bearing on Caus¬es of Death and the Nature of Life”last night before the Fellows clubin the Graduate clubhouse.His conclusions were that eventhough life could be reduced to dead(Continued on page 6) Past IntelligenceShown In Tests“LIFE” CARTOONISTFINDS SUBJECT INMIDWAY R. O. T. C.Life, the American magazine whichso often caricatures the most digni¬fied of objects, has at last peirced theUniversity with its arrows of satire.One of a series of illustrated col¬legiate impressions appearing in arecent issue of Life is called “Prac¬ticing the Art of Self Defense at theUniversity of Chicago.” This fullpage illustration, evidently inspiredby the last edition of the “NationalDefense” magazine, which was dedi¬cated to the R. O. T. C. unit at theUnivei'^ity, pictured the campus asan land of trenches, military maneuv¬ers, shell-wrecked buildings, andkhaki-clad students. The Dean’s of¬fice is presented as a tumbled-downgun nest, while slowly-moving tankstake the place of the many roadsters.Students or fraculty members whofeel the injustice of this undignifiedimpression may address their com¬plaints to Ellison Hoover, the artist,care of Life Psychological tests given by theUniversity to freshmen result insomething besides headaches for theentrants. This was prc'^ed by Mr.George R. Moon of the examiner’soffice in an address yesterday beforea national meeting of the Associationof Military Colleges and Academiesof the United States.“Psychological tests, when consid¬ered in the light of other facts, areof real help iri determining the intel¬lectual background of the student,”remarked Mr. Moon. “When they arecompared with high school ercords,a good test may be reconciled witha poor high school averaye, but ifboth are poor, the entrant is deniedadmission to the University. Usuallystudents who fail after matriculationdid poorly on the test.”English PreacherTo Speak SundayMaude Royden, the distinguishedEnglish woman preacher will speakon “Old Truths and the YoungerGeneration” Sunday at 3:15 at Or¬chestra hall under the auspices of theChicago Y. W. C. A.Miss Royden is director of the so¬cial and religious center of London,the Guildhouse. Rev. Charles Gilkey,pastor of the Hyde Park BaptistChurch, sa3rs, “It is an honor and aprivilege for Chicago to have MissRoyden in our midstPage Two THE DAILY MARCXJN, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 17, 1928iatlg iiaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPnbliahed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates. $8.00 per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cenU each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Poetoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March18, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873. *The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all righu ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS. WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE,ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis ArenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenChaiv'S H. Good —Day EditorLouis lingle Day EditorEdwin lA'vin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Maaters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin _Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior ElditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElisabeth Taylor Society EkiitorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stem Sports EditorVictor Roterus „SlK>rts EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer FYiedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Ds-^on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENT'Robert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovew’ll —AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.6. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of underg^raduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Tear Beek.9. Abolition of E-l\ and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.ROBERT C. McCORMACK, Night EditorTHE INTRAMURAL CARNIVALBecoming increasingly an event of interest in the programof the winer quarter, the Intramural Carnival of this year prom¬ises to become more outstanding then ever before. In addition tothe usual interfraternity athletic contests, the Intramural De¬partment has announced plans for entertainment and a danceto follow the carnival proper that should make the evening morethan interesting for the spectators as well as the competitors.One of the better known orchestras of the city has been securedfor the evening, and campus musicians, acrobats, and peopleotherwise talented have offered their services in providing theentertainment.Plans have been made to provide good seats for all the specta¬tors, and this year, more than ever before, Bartlett Gymnasiumwill take on the aspects of a country fair or city circus. Thefinals of the winter quarter sports program as well as the IndoorIntramural track meet will draw the atention of many of thefraternity and non-fraternity men. Their fraternity brothersfriends, and relatives will be in the watching crowd. Campuswomen are expected to be present in full force, especially at thedance following the carnival. The name “All University Night,”applied to the carnival last year, becomes increasingly significant.“ABSOLUTE ZERO’’Another “absolute zero” has beep located. Professor Thurs-tone of the Physcology department announces that he has determ¬ined the stage in the life bf man when his intelligence, or ratherhis “test intelligence” is at absolute zero. He places this pointat some time in the embryonic stage, in most cases at least.It was not so long ago that chemists and physicists locatedthe absolute zero of temperature. Their method was much thesame, on the surface, as that employed by Professor Thurstone.Both found it impossible to reach the condition of absolute zero.It was located by tracing the trend toward the absolute zero. Theabsolute zero of temperature has been recognized universally asa scientific “fact” that cannot, in all probability ever be realized.Professor Thurstone’s method of determining the “absolute zeroof test intelligence” seems logical to us, not particularly acquaint¬ed with physcology.ILLIANA TEACHERS’ SERVICEBox 628, Station A Champaign, IllinoisWe specialize in placing teachers in Illinois and Indianaschools, although we cover 35 states. Vacancies for nextyear already coming in. Register NOW for the better posi-.tions. Send for registration blank and details. OmOAL NOTICESFriday, February 17Radio lecture: “Human Relations inIndustry.” 8 o’clock. Station WMAQReligious service for all members ofthe University, conducted by the Di¬vinity Schools faculty. 11:50 a. m. Jo¬seph Bond chapel. Assistant Profes¬sor William Pauck.Die Deutsche Gaesellschaft, 4. IdaNoyes hall. Schubert program.Meeting of the faculty of the Gradu¬ate School of Social Service Adminis¬tration. 4:30. Cobb 112.Public lecture (downtown): "TheEvolution of the Invertebrates.” As¬sociate Professor Warden Alice. 6:45.Club room, the Art Institute.Saturday, February 18Meetings of University ruling bodies.The General Administration Board, 9 a. m., Cobb 115.The Board of University Publications,editorial rooms, Press building.The Board of Libraries, 11, HarperM. 27.MAIN STREET(Continued from page 1)the Alabama state legislature, wherea movement was on foot to createHeflin an admiral in the UnitedStates Navy and to provide him witha fleet with which to lie outside NewYork harbor and protect Americafrom the invasion by the Pope.J. H. FINNIGANDniggiitCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice CreamSSth SL at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708 A WONDERFUL LAMP VALUE!The Aladdin Desk LampI. Beautiful finishes ofStatuary Bronze, PompeianBronze and Verdi Green.2. Fits the new 25 wattinside frosted bulb.3. 6 foot No. 18 silk cord.4. Two piece plug.5. Turn knob socket.6. Non peeling reflector.SENSATIONAL PRICE!1.95Woodworth’s1311 E. 57lh St. : OPEN TILL NINE :: H. P. 1690hrrr ®n nraljtnIbePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs., First Presbjrterian' ChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Servicet atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Wm. H.Boddy.7:45 p. m.—Musical Service.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim--bark Av'e.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in (ThurchSchool.11—Morning worship.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Dr. R. M. Davis, preach¬ing.voniiiio®ADELPHITHEATREClark near Madison St.SUNDAY AFTERNOON at 3:16.Rev. Russell Wilbur of St. Louis.Rabbi Harry Levi of BostonPaul Jones of New York.“CATHOLICS, JEWS ANDPROTESTANTS—NEIGH¬BORS!”Questions from the audience. an©tooWaton^Uemir anb 57thUon O^derv Uo^t — IHinisterSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 19281 A. M.—“The Sons of Mary and Martha.”6 P. M.—Channing Club. Readings from Oscar Wilde byMiss Marjorie Neese.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th SLWILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1911:00—Morning Worship.5:00—Scrooby Club. Especiallyattractive to the University stu¬dents.8:00—Social4’eriod. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENOMINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St.Dr. Robert W. Frank9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—Rev. Walter I.Cremeans, D. D. Springfield, Illi¬nois.12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIRGavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-BaritoneAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 19281 1 A. M.—“The Reverent Appeal,” Dr. King D. Beach.8 P. M.—Picture Sermon: “The Song of the Lark.”Dr. King D. Beach.Make This Your Church Home.- Look for the Tow«rFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School. 9:30 A. M.11 a.m.—“A Gospel for theWhole World.”8 p. m.—“Brested's Egypt,” sec¬ond illustrated Lecture.B. Y. P. U. Invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, February 19, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onWASHINGTON AND CROM¬WELL: A COMPARISONAND A CONTRAST.All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Welcome EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65tbThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7:30 a. ni.—Holy Communion.9:30 a. m.—Church School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Eucharist andSenujon.7:45 p. m.—Evensong. Address.All students especially Episcopa¬lians are invited to Young People’sClub at 6:00 p. m. Daily services.• • •The Church ofThe Redeemer$6th and BlackatanaTel. Hyde Park 7390REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D.,5550 Blackatone Are.REV. BENJAMIN HORTON, A. B. Aast.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 a.m.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith sermon at 11 a. ni.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m. Young People’s Meet¬ing 5 p. m. with supper. All wel¬come.• * *St. Paul’s Church80th and OovcheatarParish Office: 4946 Doreheater AvanwTel. Oakland 1186REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 6 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlavru Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts9:45 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young Peoples Church Club.6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groupa.The Quest Group.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.8:00—Evening worship.8:45 p. m,—The Home Party.Mondays at 7 p. m.—Bowling formen at 6855 Stony island Ave.Woodla'wn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, Pastor! II ,■ ) .I i, I .1 ISUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1928Morning 11 o’clock—“The Law of Christ.”Evening 7:45 o’clock—“The Sword of Christ,” Rev. Gilberts. Cox.nifi ttyAn increasing number of University Students are finding our' senses worth while. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.Sermon: SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 192811 A. M.—“What Does God Do>”Wranglers at 5:30. Mr. Wise will give the second talk inhis series on “The Appreciation of Music.’’THE DAILY MAROON, FRDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1928 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEW“Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater, Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”Published Eivery Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonAbout BooksAnd PeopleBy Louis Engel“We must not only have hydrogen inballoons, and steel springs under coaches,but we must have fire under the Andesat the core of the world.”—Amy Lowell.And so under the title of Fire Underthe Andes, Miss Elizabeth Shapely Ser¬geant has recently presented a dozenportraits of the outstanding personalitiesof modern America who are contributingto these aesthetic flames.Miss Sergeant has distilled the spiritsof these artists and perpetuated themupon the printed page, exhibiting a raresense of appreciation and understandingin these colorful sketches.She has made each character an old ac¬quaintance to her readers. When onehas finished the volume he feels asthough he had spent a few pleasant hoursbeside the first exchanging confidenceswith fourteen inspiriing human lieings.So sympathetic and accurate are MissSergeant’s analyses that if one were toread her word sketches before lookingat the photographs which precede eachsection, he would find the characterseasily distinguishable.The one of .Amy Lowell, is, of course,written from memory, a fact w'hich leadsone to believe that Miss Sergeant musthave been intimately acquainted in lifewith the eccentric New England poet,the lonely, masculine woman whoseforceful spirit was “urged always to astrain that cannot heal.”Miss Sergeant shows us more than thewoman of large unwieldly lK>dy who fedher shepherd m the parlor, invited gueststo the next day’s matinee by calling themat two or three in the morning, smokedblack cigars as she lay on her bedamongst sixteen pillows, and movedamongst the circle of friends like ajealous and dynamic tyrant; she showsmore than this; she reveals the spirit ofthe woman—passitniate and untrammeled.She tells of her love for Keats, of hertremendous emotional conflicts in creat¬ing her poetry, and of the eventual tri¬umph of her spirit in the creation ofher imaginistic poetry.And then, of equal appeal, we findthe discussion of Gene O’Neil. MissSergeant sums up each character in abrief symbolic phrase which accompan¬ies his picture. She has labelled O’Neill,“The Man With a Mask.” O’Neil is adualist; he is the tortured dreamer ofthe scowling face at rehearsals, but be¬neath the mask is the smile of doubtingtrust, the shy, sensitive thirteen-year-oldboy. Beneath the adventurous roman¬ticist is the isolated stranger who va^ueTywonder who and what heMiss Sergeant has seen the “cruel whipbrought down by a tormented soul uponhis own back”; she understands thepathos of this man who has experiencedthe quintessence of every emotion, theconsumptive recluse who lives alone ina life-saving station on Cape Cod or adeserted inn near Bermuda and continuesto experiment with his tragic plays thatecho in intimate whispers the sufferingsof men.But perhaps the most charming sketchof any is that of Elinor Wylie, thehigh spirited girl whom Miss Sergeantcharacterizes as “Intricate and Crystal.”In precise manner Miss Sergeant intro¬duces this haughty aristocrat of clearporcelain beauty, this woman of silver—almost cold and metallic—who realizes“she has a blooded charger in the stableof her mind (he is shod in silver) to rideafield at will.” In Miss Wylie we seeproud youth and Puritan sternness anda poet’s fire—we see the woman threetimes a wife but over only to one andhim dead—Shelly.“But you have a proud faceWhich the world cannot harm ,You have turned pain to a graceAnd scorn to a charm.”But there are others—eleven of them,and all sketched with the same poeticpen. There is- Robert Edmond Jones,“the Protean Artist”—and William Al-anson White, the psychiatrist at St. Eliz¬abeth’s, who is the “Specialist in HumanBeings”—^nd Charles Townsend Cope¬land, “Copey of Harvard,” you know,who is the unconventional professor ofliterature and intimate friend of under-(Continued in col. 6) Large Number Attend“C u b e” ReceptionThe University’s long talked of“Kttle theatre” movement got offto a good start last night whenMr. Nicholas Matsoukas and Mr.Sterling North opened the doorsof “The Cube” to a large numberof guests who came to a privatereception. The black walls of thesinister looking place were adorn¬ed with a charming exhibitionfrom the studio of Mr. RudolfWeisenborn. This near-north-sideartist loaned the theater a largenumber of his black and whitepaintings, among them severalthat have won recognition inAmerica. Mr. Weisenborn’s ex¬hibition will run for two weeks.Jacob Radunsky, pianist, of¬fered a charming program of mu¬sic which was well received. Be¬ginning next week a series of one-act plays with student-actors willbe announced by the proprietors.BooksAmerican Detective Stories—chosen byCorlyii Wells — (Oxford UniversityPress), $1.50. American MysteryStories—chosen by .Miss Wells—(0.\-ford University Press), $1.50. Some¬thing in the vein of Edgar Allen Poecome to light again in .\merican lettersis revealed in these two books just offthe Oxford Press and edited by MissCorlyn Wells. They are gcxxl old fash¬ioned United States hair-raisers, recog¬nized, at last, for what they are wortli.These two lMM)ks, together, exemplify thebest that has been produced along thi-:line by American writers since "M-jr-ders in the Rue Morgue.”The Seu’ Decameron, edited by HughChesterUMi (Brentano’s), $2. This is thefifth edition of an anthology that hasbeen recognized for some time as one ofour most charming collections. The talesare linked loosely together as were thosein the Decameron of Giovanni Boccaccio(131.1-1375). In this case, however, Mr.Chesterton puts a party of six aboard a'yacht and the story-telling festivities be¬gin, one tale suggesting another.$50,000 For Margot’s First NovelFifty thousand dollars (and royalties)has been paid for British and Americanrights in Margot .Asquith’s first novel,“Octavia,” to be published by FrederickA. Stokes Company, .April 26.The Countess of Oxford and Asquith,author of the sensational “Autobiogra¬phy,” and one of the most famous per-.sonalities of onr day, has chosen as herlocale an historic English country seatnear the Scottish border. This stronglysuggests “Glen” castle on the Scottishmoors, thirty miles from Edinburgh,where Lady Asquith—then Margot Ten¬nant—siK-nt her tempestuous and roman¬tic girlhood. It also seems possible thatthe modern heroine of the novel, “Oc¬tavia,” may have l)een drawn from Mar¬got’s l)cautifui sister, Laura Mary Oc¬tavia, to whom she was extremely closeuntil Laura’s death at the age of twenty-three. Both sisters had vivid and uncon¬ventional personalities and were muchalike in many ways.During her brilliant career in Britishsociety. Lady Asquith, wife of the for¬mer premier, has known practicallyeveryone in England worth knowing, sokeen are her own political and intellec¬tual interests. Up to the present timeher books—which never fail to create astir—have been published in England andAmerica, though “Octavia” is her firstnovel. The “Autobiography of MargotAsquith” caused a tremendous sensationby its brilliant searchlight on some ofthe most famous people of her genera¬tion.More Novels From Lyle SaxonLyle Saxon, the young author of Fath¬er Mississippi (Century), has settleddown to work again in his little cabin onCane River near New Orleans. He isworking on a hew book about New Or¬leans in which he premises to continuehis fascinating historicizing of the oldSouth begun n Father Mississippi. He isalso putting the finishing touches tohis first novel, vijhidl the Century Co.will pr'^baWy Uter this year. OUR WEEKLY WORDAn article on “The Relation of Poetryto Art and Reality” by Mr. HaldaneCleminson, an article on John Gunther’sfirst novel by Josef Dalrymple, an articleby Louis Engel, “About Books and Peo~pie,” ivith the customary notes on booksand the theater, fill the bill this week.• Mr. Cleminson’s article was origimllyintended for The Anthenaeum, but dueto its character we are taking the libertyof running it on this page, with apologiesto its author. Next week we will runan article on the indications of successin the University’s “little theater” move¬ment. The “Cube” opened last night...John Gunther; His Second NovelBy Josef DalrympleThere came into our possession not solong ago a copy of the second novelfrom the'pen of Mr. John Gunther, for¬mer literary editor of The Daily Ma¬roon, and one of the boys who has, so tosay, made good.Ever since the day that we first putin our* appearance around Ellis hall wehave sefn stray letters addressed to thismythical Mr. John Gunther, letters fromthe publishing houses and the book marts.We heard anecdotes about John; we metpeople who knew him; we envied himhis job. It was with all this in mindthat we sat down to read Eden for On',first published in l^ndon and later re¬leased by Harper and Brothers.♦ ♦ ♦If you want to do just as you pleasethen all you have to do is write afantasy. You can take all the libertiesin the world, invent anything that youwant to as you go along, and no criticin the world can call you on the carpet.The pragmatic realist may scold you forincredible art, but you can shake yourfinger at him w'ith an air of innocenceand say, “.Ah, but this is a fantasy!”.Anything can happen in a fantasy, youmay add, don’t go asking me for truthof character or linked causation. Myname is John Gunther and in my hook,Eden for One, I have written a fantasy.John did write a fantasy, just a bitlike Barrie and here and there like Ca¬bell and not particularly like anything.It seems that young Peter Lancelot wasone of those delicately sensitive youngs¬ters that became bored and curious aboutlife at an astoundingly early age. Hewanted to know what lay behind thehills. He doesn’t want gold in themthar hills, but he does w'ant romance..And then by a strange happenstanceyoung Peter is given the supernaturalpower of realising all that he may wishfor. After that Mr. Gunther, or John,as you will, has easy sailing. All sortsof things happen.v « VPeter begins by wishing for a dog.Right away he doesn’t seem so romantic a character. Why didn’t he wish for ababy elephant or a griffin or perhapsa great roc to bear him through theskies and drop him on the boudoir ofthe impeccable princess? (P. S.—He gotthe dog). He wishes for a castle andsees the turrets shine in the sun. Hewants a* fight and has it with CountKamchatka of the castle. In fact, Peterhas a general field day, until, wearyingof the hrashness of it all he asks for agirl. -Abacadabra! Up jumps little Iso-bcl. (They order these things better inthe .Arabian Nights.) He wishes Isobelto fall in love wdth him. Hippety, Hip-pety. Hop she goes right into Peter’sarms. When she discovers that sheloved him through no free-will of herown, however, she doesn’t feel so good.The Count cleans house with Peter, andIsobel becomes Mrs. Kamchatka; and jthen, for eons and eons Peter wandersthrough the world and does all sorts ofodd wishes, and it’s the easiest thing inthe world for anyone to write.♦ ♦ *This sort of thing requires genuineinvention and an enthralling style androbustinous humor. I imagine our Johnhad the time of his life writing the ad¬ventures of Peter Lancelot. Doubt re¬mains whether every reader will havethe time of his life. John might havegiven Peter more interesting wishes, forin general there’s something so sweetand simple and boyish and wholesome ineverything wished by the impeccableLancelot.#But the best crack of all comes whenJohn has little Peter wake up ih theend to find out that the whole thinghas been a dream. Right there one getsdefinitely angry. It’s too much like Bus¬ter Brown and the soap-bubble city. (Orwas it Buster Brown?) It’s also a lotlike the early Theda Bara moving pic¬tures, where the heroine goes throughquite a lot of astounding escapades andwakes up to discover she has been sleep¬ing on her back, or wherever it is thatmakes one dream. Obviously John Gun¬ther means awfully well; but he ain’tdone right by Brother Grimm. *Bart’ Cormack Talksto Local PlaywrightsFirst among the successful mel¬odramas now playing in New Yorkis Mr. Bartlett Cormack’s “TheRacket” which has been describedas “Chicago with its hair down.”Mr. Cormack who is producer Ab¬bot Lockard’s 1928 Blackfriarsshow, was in Chicago last week¬end talking over The House ThatJack Built with authors Morgen-stern and Mayer.In the Tower room in Mandelhall on Monday evening Mr. Cor¬mack told how he wrote his suc¬cessful play to members of FrankHurburt O’Hara’s playwritingclass.“^art” described almost to theline the dialog in his play, tellinghow it was changed week by weekuntil it employed all the dramatictricks that go to make a Broadwaysuccess.As has been flaunted on thepages of The Daily Maroon forsome time, the author of this playwas an undergraduate on our cam¬pus not so long ago. In fad heonce wrote a Friars book for theMandel boards.The TheaterTWO GIRLS WANTED at thePrincess. It has been about decided bythe flint-haired goddess of success orfailure that John Golden’s comedy atthe Princess will go over. It has beenhere exactly two weeks and seems to begetting on rather thriftily. It has somegood situations and even the estimableMr. Phillip Yarrow says “It’s clean.”But don’t let that dismay you. It isn’tdull. It has Nydia Westr.an, who wonher colors in Pigs last season, anotherclean show, and she has a large follow¬ing. In fact there are a number of fa¬vorites in the cast—Mary Phillips, FrankMonroe, Grace Mencken, Charley Laiteand others. John Golden has once morewritten good dialog and constructed aplay mechanically sound.WOODEN KIMONO at the Court, isa ghost story. It is quite an improve¬ment on The Spider and not as goodas The Bat, if you remember that. Thereis all the old tricks, the hidden doors, thesliding panels, the voodoos, the deathwarnings, the murders,, etc., etc. They’reall employed in the script of the WoodenKimono. It’s a good one in this line ifyou like ’em.WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSThis renaissance of the column afterthe dark ages of absence finds the calen¬dar bulging with events past and pres¬ent. The problem is how to give noticesto everything. The events for this week¬end are as follows; Thursday the Evan¬gelical club will entertain informally atthe Reynolds club from four to six. Itpromises to be most successful. Fridaythe Sigma Chis and the Phi Gamma Del¬tas are planning to be social. The Sig¬ma Chis are giving a dinner dance atthe Shoreland hotel from eight untilone. Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Young andMr. and Mrs. E.» O. Howard have beennamed as patrons and patronesses. TheShoreland has always been a favoritewith the student body and altogether itlooks Hike a good dance. The PhiGamma Delta are giving an informaldance after the basketball game. Theostensible purpose is to demonstrate theirnew orthophonic etectrola. With an in¬ducement like that the evening shouldspeak for itseit. Their dinner dance ofa few weeks ago at the Sovereign wasvery successful. The Zeta Beta Tausare giving a dinner dance at the Sov¬ereign this Friday evening. A swimmingTHE CONSTANT WIFE is still go¬ing strong. Miss Barrymore is stillreigning supreme, .(t would tx. ard tofind a play in which there is So muchfood for thought, as brilliantly presented.(Reviewed last week.) party will be followed by dinner anddancing. The chaperons are given asMr. and Mrs. Aaronson, Mr. and Mrs.Bernand Nath and Mr. and Mrs. MichelGesas. This is an obvious opportunityfor punsters to hold forth on wet parties,however.Greenwood Hall is giving it^ annualwinter dance. Mrs. Logston will chaperon.Many a girl has started at Greenwoodand my first Greenwood dance is stillin memory. May this one be as good.The Wyverns are giving their winterformal at the Edgewater Beach Satur¬day evening. It is to be a dinner danceand Mr. and Mrs. Holloway will chap¬eron. The International Students areentertaining at the Reynolds club Satur¬day evening and Mr. and Mrs. Dicker-son will be host and hostess.The advance notices of the Washing¬ton Prom are innumerable but this oneseemed of interest. Instead of in theformal receiving line, the guests of honorwill meet the promgoers at any time dur¬ing the evening. One of the leaders willbe there to introduce the students and itis hoped that this plan will promote amore informal spirit*EXCESS BAGGAGE company is re¬hearsing in New York now with JamesSpottswood in the leading role. Openingat the Princess, February 26. IN NEW YORK. Just a word or twoabout vhat’s on the boards in the greatmetropolis. Among the serious melo¬dramas, Mr. Bartlett Cormack’s “TheRacket” is listed first.“The Racket’ is described as “Chi¬cago with its hair down” by the reveiew-ers in Time. Other melodrams whichare making way are The Trial of MaryDugan, “in which a blonde was almostfatally suspected of knifing the gentle¬man whom she preferred”; Broadway,with which we are more or less familiar,and Interference, “in which an eminentlyprussic acid.”Among the comedies The Taming ofthe Shrew, “knockout discoveries in the^art of producing peaceful women”; TheCommand to Love, “horrid foreignersdoing wholly dreadful things rather de¬lightfully”; The Doctor’s Dilemma,which was among the repertoire of theGuild here early in the season; and TheRoyal Cyclone.Manhattan Mary, Funny Face. GoodNews, A Connecticut Yankee, Hit theDeck, and Show Boat are the loveliest,loudest and lightest laughing matters onthe great white way these days.THE JAZZ SINGER at the Garrick,which has been more or less a theatricalexperiment, seems to be successful. The“movie has a vitaphone attachment whichreproduces the voice of Mr. .Albert Jol-son, along with the cinema. The storyitself is an appealing one; Mr. Jolfon’svoice is reproduced in a fairly satisfac¬tory way, which seem to be the mainreasons for its “going over.” Poetry, ArtAnd RealityBy Haldane CleminsonWhen one considers art, he necessarilymust deal with the impulses which mani¬fest themselves in art. In order toachieve art the purveyor, the one whopreconceives an emotion, must find amedium by which to transmit his impulse,his emotion, to a rec’pient, even if therecipient be hmself. Thus, one reachesthe conclusion that art must be a me¬dium for coming nearer to reality thanone has the power to,approach it him¬self. In this re.spect poetry is art.Louis W. Flaccus offers a unique form¬ula for poetry: “Poetry, in an enraptured,visional spirit and within a metriallyordered, articulated, and rounded scheme,conveys images, moods, and ideas bymeans of language that is rhythmical andmusical, decoratively patterned, vivid,vibrant, and revelational.” In the sameway that poetry is a medium of art, solanguage is the mediu mof poetry. Sincelanguage, in turn, is a cort of arbitrarystandardization of meanings, and com¬posed of the symbols which we callwords, poetry hence has a limitless fieldfor subjectivity. Poetry, however,never purely subjective, for if this wei\the case it could not interpretate therealism of a poet’s idea, and thereforecould not be art. The reality that onediscerns in art is the reflection of ai.ideal reality, since upon careful considera¬tion of all things, one must realize thatreality is not intrinsically realated towhat it stands for, but is the reflection ofreality, the ideal. No work of art cangive one the full realization of a pre¬conceived emotion, the complete realiza¬tion of the emotions of love, or targedy.The zenith of all emotions is an unat¬tainable reality, and therefore reality asthe ccmpleteness of a state never ex¬ists. Since, as I have mentioned previ¬ously, art is a means for bringing onecloser to reality than one can bring it tohimself, one then must find in poeticalart a more complete realization of theemotions with which the poet is dealingthan he could experience by an actualvisualization of what the poet is talkingabout. For example, if we consider theemotions of tragedy and in such master¬pieces as Macbeth and Hamlet, one mayreadily realize that Shakespeare has beenable to express in words a multitude offeelings, the causation of motive, andmisgivings, fear, hope, and many others,which in actual experience usually takebut the form of unexpressable feeling,perhaps depression, perhaps elation, butwhatever the emotion, it remains, prob¬ably entirely unexpressed by idea, and atbest only partially, even in the thoughtsof him over whom the spell of the emo¬tion casts itself. When one reads atragedy, perhaps sordid, perhaps beastlyand terrible in the view of everyday ex¬perience, he derives satisfaction, not fromthe subjectivity of the matter, but froma realization of the reality of the emo¬tions of tragedy which have been dem¬onstrated. Likewise, the emotions oflove, hate, feeling of speed, heat, cold,or anything else are greater realitieswhen exprssed by art than by any othermeans of realization. When one experi¬ences extreme heat, there is a counterphysical reaction, but either none or lit¬tle word or idea of formulation of theactual emotions suffered. This, whenexpressed by the poet, becomes a realityof his creation. The art of poetry liesin the measure in which its recipients arebrought nearer to reality than they havethe power to bring it to themselves.(Continued from Column 1)graduates—and the unhapp3% fearfultragedian, Pauline Lord, “One Stung bya Gad-fly”—and William Allen White,“The Merry Gentleman of Emporia” andall-around .American Yankee.Then there is Paul Robeson, “TheMan With His Home in a Rock,” whois the famous negro scholar, actor andathlete, noted chiefly as a singer of Ne¬gro spirituals—and Alice Hamilton, “theScientist in Arnor,” America’s leadingindustrial toxicologist — and H. L.Mencken, “He Must and Will be Titan’’—and Willa Gather, “Prairie Cliff”—and Robert Frost, “the Good Greek outof New England”—and that stately gen¬tleman, Oliver Wendell Holmes, “theJustice Touched with Fire.”Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 17. 1928INTERNATIONALCLUB GATHERSFOR FESTIVinForeign Students Hold“International Night”Program ENTERTAINMENTPROGRAM GIVENBY VON AMMONThe International club of the Uni¬versity will give an "International (Continued from page 1)master of the accordian, Fred vonAmmon, will present several selec¬tions during the dance. Other artistshave not yet been selected by theentertainment committee. carnival. Last year the plan was sug¬gested but was abandoned.Many features will be presentedprevious to the dance. Jiu Jitsu boutswill be fought either by experiencedmembers of the faculty or by Japan¬ese students at the University. Fenc¬ing exhibitions and dancing contestsare other features that are planned. FINDS ABSOLUTEZERO OF ‘TESTINTELLIGENCE”This dance will be the first onewhich will be held as a part of the A stage which will be erected atthe middle of the west wall of thegymnasium will be brightly illumin¬ated and here will be the scene ofmost of the features.Night” on Saturday, February 18, at 8o’clock, in Mandell hall in conjunctionwith F.I Ciculo E!spanol, the Cosmopoli¬tan club, the Chinese Students’ club, theJapanese club, the Filipino Triangle cluband other foreign students’ organizationson the Midway campus. The programfor the evening will consist of a supper,.several musical selections, both operatic,classical, and jazz, by Professor JuanBuencamino, winner of two musical.scholarships in a nationwide contest con¬ducted last year under the auspices ofChicago Musical college, and several vo-aal solos by members of the glee clubs ofthe different organizations. .\n informalball will conclude the evening’s cosmo¬politan gathering.Dr. \V. B. Dickson, foreign students’adviser, and his wife, are in charge ofarrangements. They will also act as hostand hostess, respectively, for the eve¬ning’s ceremonies.The International club was recentlyfounded, the idea having been startedby Mr. Dickson and his wife, both ofwhom have taken a great interest in theeducational and social activities of for¬eign .students in Cliicago during the lastfew vears..\n important mission of the club is toconsolidate the common interests of thehundreds of foreign students enrolled atthe University. It also tries to facili¬tate and encourage friendship and brotii-erhood among them, besides inculcatingin them the genuine spirit of interna¬tionalism.The International clan shares equalacademic, spiritual, social, and physicalprivileges e.vtended by the University toits varif>us fraternities and organizations.GARVEY WINS INCLOSE RACE FORTREASURESHIP(Continued from page 1>member of Green Cap club and playson the Freshman basketball team.Marion Eckhart is a member ofthe Freshman class council.Evelyn Stinson is on the classcouncil, is a member of the Fresh¬man Women’s club council, and isin the Mirror chorus.Garvey, a Green Cap club man,is one of two freshmen holding posi¬tions in the advertising departmentof the Phoenix, and is a member ofthe Freshman council.Scarcely more than half of fresh¬men who had purchased tickets, andwere therefore eligible to vote, turn¬ed out for the election. .4pproximately 300 tickets have been sold, how¬ever only 156 votes were cast in yes¬terday’s election.CARL SANDBURGREADS MONDAY(Continued from page 1)The University Co-Operative Nurs¬ery at F'ifty-eighth Street andWoodlawn .Avenue, is a day nurseryfor the small children of the faculty,graduate students and alumni. Everyyear the Board of Trustees sponsorsa benefit to help the treasury meetexpenses as only a very small tuitionis charged.“The balcony has been sold out,very few seats are available on themain floor, and the boxes are practi¬cally filled,’’ according to Mr. DavidK. Stevens, who is in charge of thelecture.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 EUU Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty What can I earn in thebond business 1For young men about to graduate, thinking about thebond business as a career, that is a natural question. Toanswer it, Yankee-fashion,*‘How hard and how intelligentlyare you willing to workp 'Would you be willing to put in ayear or two with just fiur earnings for the probability of amuch better income after you are well started V'The financial possibilities of a college man in the bondbusiness are limited only by his own capacities. One who hasbeen a good student and a good “mixer" in college, if heapplies himself, will find success more quickly than he wouldin many other occupations. As a rule, he reaches a satisfac¬tory earning power earlier in life than does the average manin one of the professions. And his earnings increase as hegains experience and standing in the business.Besides the subject of earnings there are other questionsyou should settle in determining your interest in and yourfitness for the bond business. To help you in your decisionwe have printed a pamphlet, “The Bond Business as anOccupation for College Men.” If you would like a copy.Ask for pamphUtCM.-'^HALSEY, STUART &, CO.INCORPORATEDCHICAGO xoi iS. Ls SaJlt St. new yoke 14 St.PHILADELPHIA III SoUt/t St.DETROIT 601 Gritwoid St. CLEVELAND 9a 5 EutUd Avt. ST. LOVIt } I 9 Ntrth St.BOSTON 85 DtveniAire St. pittsbvrgh 307 Fifth A-ve.milwaueee 425 Em W*ttr St. Minneapolis 608 Stcond Avt.,S. 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Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, lU.Announcement!VARSITY CAFEOPENING1015 E. 55th St.‘WHERE GOOD FOOD ANDSMILING SERVICE MEET.’A Cafe for the College manor coed.By a Former College Man!Our Forty Cent LunchCan’t be Beat.Let’s All Get Acquainted.I Want Your Business andYou Need Mine.Youth ona lark...to EuropeDancittfg, ttcimmingf playinff—Go over urith the YoungerGeneration in the roHickinffTourist Third.. .anti have inttremoney to spend abroad ...S193.50fRound Trip)in Cunartl ComfortGo the economical way withadventurers of your ownage—people who are deter¬mined that they will see,and get all tlie advantages ofIiaviiigseen.Europebutwhowant to save their money tospend while traveling thereand who enjoy a trip on theocean for its own aake.Do yon realize how veryinexpensively this can bedone on big Cunard shipssuch as the CARONIA, CAR.MANIA, SCYTHI.V, LACONIA,LANCASTRIA,aodTLSCANIA/You are berthed in a com¬fortable, clean cabin, youhave good food, nicelyved, with ample deck.‘'pace and you enjoy thecompany of your own kindof people . . . bcc.ause theyare others like you w ho feelthe adventurous call of trav¬eling Tourist Tliird Cabin.You will dance on moonlitdecks to the rhythm of acollege orchestra no feethave yet resisted. You willswim in salt water in an im¬provised deck tank. You’llplay the delightful deckgames that youth-on-a-larkdevises. And there’ll bebridge, - - and conversation;--and sometimes lostsleep! Rut of course youhave your choice betweenmissing sleep ami fun.CUNARDLINE140 N. Dearborn1840 ' 1928EIGHTY . EIGHT • YEARS . OF • SERVICE>5 Maroon hoopmen playlUini in last home game. 3rf) eS So 0 n Fencers and gymnastsmeet down-staters Saturday.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 17. 1928MAROON CAGERS FACE ILUNl TONIGHTCHICAGO BASKETBALL TEAM SEEKSVICTORY FROM DOWN-STATERS INFINE GAME ON BARTLEH ROORCaptain Hoerger, McDonough, Farwell, Zinunerman MakeFinal Home Appearance InTonia^t*> BattleThe maroons make their last standof the season at Bartlett bymnasium to¬night before embarking on their finaltour of the conference race. Craig Ruby’smini, who were badly mauled earlier inthe week by the high powered Purdueoutfit, will furnish the opposition.Incidentally, the Illinois quintet isleading an invasion of downstaters upto Bartlett g>mnasium to compete withthe Maroons in several other s|K>rts.Saturday night both schools will engagein a dual fencing and gymnastic meet.To Be Harcl GameThe Orange and Blue may proveiroublesome tonight, despite the severePHI GAMS DEFEATDELTA CHIS, 23-4;WIN LEAGUE TITLELast night’s round of the Intramuralliasket ball tournanient saw the settlingof two league titles after many weeks’preliminaries. Phi Gamma Delta is now-champion of the Beta league after defeat¬ing the Delta Oiis, thei • only undefeatedojtponent. The match was very one¬sided, all the a<lvantage luring with thePhi Gams as they piled up 2d points tothe 4 of Delta Ch’. The other game wasthat of the Phi Kappa Sigmas and thePhi Delta Thetas. The game was theclosest yet played in the league, ending23-23 in favor of the Plii Kaps. Thiscauses a double tie, as the winners weredefeated during the league prelims, andthe Phi Delts to the present time hadled the slate, undeteate<l.G(X)d teamwiork featured the Phi (iam-Delta Chi match. Most of the score wasdue to the ability of Chissom and Crowd¬er, who scored 8 and 7 points resi)ectivclv.Roterus, the Intramural high point man,scored but 2 baskets for Delta Chi in thelast miniites of play. In the Phi Delt-Phi Kappa Sig game, the stellar workfor Phi Kap was carried on by Boesel,and that of the Phi Delts by ,\llison andBeninger. .-Mthmigh the score was closethe teamwork in thi^ game was verymediocre.Alpha Tan Omega was defeated by the trouncing they suffered at the hands ofthe Boilermakers. For that matter, Pur¬due seems to be knocking its oppositionoff in a rampageous fashion, so the Illinihave not lost much prestige by the!rdefeat. ^The Maroons, back home from an un¬successful trip to the lair of the Wol¬verines, have been working along stead¬ily in preparation for their last honu-game. Coach Norgren’s outfit arc asusnal attempting to Sharpen their l)asketeye, which seemingly was left behindwhen Chicago played Michigan last Mon¬day.Tonight's affair should be of more jthan usual intere.st. Chicago and llli- jnois are natural rivals in practically all |sports. While the downstate team is farfrom being a championship outfit, theyarc dangerous whenever they ventureonto the liardwixxl floor. AlthoughCoach Ruby lost several of his stars vi.tthe ineligibility route three weeks ago,he has welded together a scrappy littleoutfit from the remnants.Last Home GameCaptain Hoerger, Johnny McDonough.Lalon Farwell and Ted Zimmerman playtheir last home game of basketball inBartlett gymnasium tonight. For threeyears these veterans have been the l>ack-l)one of the Maroon defense. This sea¬son thy have reached the zenith of theircareers, and they arc more than hopi'fultonight that they can ring down the cur¬tain on Chicago’s home stay w-ith a vic¬tory over the invaders. Frosh Beat SophsIn Interclass TiltFreshmen defeated sophomores 16to 12 and seniors sunk juniors by ascore of 24 to 10 in the second seriesof women’s interclass basketballgames played Wednesday afternoon inthe gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.The freshmen, led, wdth two vic¬tories and no defeats; sophoores andseniors tie with one gae won andone lost; and juniors trail, with novictories.In Wednesday’s tilts the freshmenplayed a strong gaue. Bertha Heim-erdinger, .star sophomore forward, ac¬counted for eight of her team’s totalpoints.GRID RECORD OFMAROONS UUDEDPresent Council ResolutionAt Tonight^s TiltILUNOIS HOLDS FIVECONFERENCE TITLES^Three Univcr.sity of Illinois teams atpresent hold major sport championships,in f(X)tball, track aiul baseball, supremacyon the diamond being shared with Iowa.The 'Illini al.so hold Big Ten premierhonors in wrestling and golf. Engrossed copies of a resolution adopt¬er! by the city council, praising the Ma¬roon football team an<l I^rector Stagg.will be presented to Mr. Stagg and Capt.Ken Rouse between the halves of theIllinois game tonight by Alderman I^on-ard J. Grossman, who proposed the reso¬lution.The resolution reads:“Whereas, the City of Chicago hasprosiK“red by the good will of her am¬bassadors in sportsmanship and in busi¬ness; therefore be it“Resolverl; That the city council ex¬press its appreciation of the indomit¬able T Will’ fighting spirit of the Uni¬versity of Chicago football team, whosesplendid record during the current seasonis a tribute not only to Coach .-Xmos••Mojizo Stagg and Captain Ken Rouse,hut to the City of Chicago as well; b-jit therefore further“Resolved: That a suitably engrossedcopy of this re.solution be presented toCoach Stagg and Captain Rouse in t,okenof the city’s aiipreciation.”AL I. LEWIS now withCARROL BROS.BAR BEK SHOPMidway 88321466 E. 57th StreetCHICAGOWhether you wear ahat jauntily, or whetheryou wear a hat soherlyand sedately. Stetsonoffers you a choice foryour every mood andfancy.Eight toForty DollarsSTETSON HATSSt^ledjoryoun^ S\rQnAd No. 4—College Papers—Spring, 1928 GYMNASTS OUT TOconunue marchTO CHAMPIONSHIPMeet Powerful Illini AtBartlett TomorrowNightThe Chicago gymnasts meet Illinois atBartlett gymnasium Saturday night inwhat will be the Maroon’s last duel meetbefore the all-conference contest.Coach Dan Hoffer’s team began totrim the Illini seventeen years ago, andsince that time the downstaters have notwon a victory over the Chicago Ixvys.The Illini will arrive with one of thestrongest gymnastic teams developed atthe state institution in years. Their de¬cent victories over Iowa and Minnesotastamp them as Chicago’s most dangerousopponent in the Big Ten.In Davidson and Flexner, Coach Hof-fer has two of the best all around menin the conference. These men have beenronmling into championship form andshould be in excellent condition on Satur¬day nigbt. McRoy is developing into anextremely able club sw'inger and shouldhe right at the top of his event. How¬ever, not being content with one evcutj.h'.:has practiced diligently on the rinf»(^ndwill give David.son and Fle.xner compe¬tition for first place. The showing 'ofthe newer men. Weaver. Neubauer, Men-zies and Watson, has been very gratifyingto Coach Hoffer.For some fifteen years or more\farjoon team has Ix'en bringing balrkchampionships with machine like reg^t-larity, and yet this year, with a tteqmas powerful as ever, it is not receivingithe support of the student body,,l jiitjfii-icago spirit ought to l)e at least jfi,,the'category that follows a winner. McGinnis PreparesFor The OlympicsChuck McGinnis, captain of lastyear’s Wisconsin track team, has re¬turned to Madison to train for theOlympic games under his formercoach, Tom Jones. The Badgerthree-event star has signified his in¬tentions of specializing in the pole-vault.McGinnis is the greatest track ath¬lete ever developed by Jones. He hasjumped 6 feet S 1-2 inches, vaulted13 feet 3 inches, and his form andspeed in the hurdles won the eventfor him in the Big Ten outdoor meetlast spring.CHICAGO FENCERSBATTLE ILLINOISIneligibility Hampers MaroonDueling Team• iThe fencing team makes its last ap¬pearance at home, for several weeks,against Illinois Saturday night. Thedownstaters have always put forth strongteams, but this year’s squad has suc¬cumbed to Michigan.The Chicago .squad will be considerablyweakened by the loss of Steer, who has, s»been declared ineligible. His substitutewill be picked from among Peterson,Eisendrath, and Goldberg. The othermembers on the foil team will be Wal¬lace and Friedman; Wallace In duellingsword, and Kerr and Nash in saber.Next Saturday the team travels ourto Lafayette, where they will meet theBoilermakers. The following Wednes¬day they meet Northwestern at Evanston.And on March 3 they journey to Wis¬consin to battle the Badgers.Every ^ ^ ^FridaySPECIALMUSIC - - SONGSNOVELTIES‘‘CollegeNight”at theBLACKHAWKRESTAURANT'"teI^anceTO iCoon-SandersNighthawksORCHESTRAM ‘(MWABASH ATRANDOLPH MAROONS HAVE ACHANCE TO PLACEINQUADRANGUURChicago HandicappedIneligibility OfTwo Men ByThe Chicago track squad which willcompete at the quadrangular meet atPatten gymnasium tomorrow night, willbe more formidable than it has been atany other time since the competition start¬ed. There is little basis for comparingthe four teams this early in the season,and all four are rather unknown quanti¬ties. The strength of Ohio, winner ofthe meet last year, is the most uncertain.Chicago has lost two important menfor this meet, “Buck” Weaver, a shot-putter who does better than 43 feet, andRudy Coles, a 2:04 half-miler. Both re¬ceived notices that they were below ina course at the half-way mark in thequarter, and will be ineligible, under arule peculiar to the University of Chi¬cago, for three weeks at least. Weaveras expected to win the shot, and Coleswas needed for the two-mile team.The Chicago one-mile relay quartetprobably will be composed of LarryApitz, the football end, who is a good440 man; Ed. Schulz, who turned in avictory against the Indiana men lastweek: Dick Williams, whose best dis¬tance is the half, and Root, a sprinterwho has been put into the longer race.The two-mile team will consist of Max(Continued on page 6)Vhat Vriee•^no moreIs all you need to pay forthe world''s finest pen!Here’s the world’seasiest writer due to Par¬ker Pressureless Touch! j|A fine ink channel groundbetween the prongs ofthe point brings capillary !attraction to the aid ofgravity feed, causing animmediate and steady ink'fiow at touch of point to >paper. No p'-essure from'the fingers. 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OC.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1928PHI GAM WRESTLERSUKELY CONTENDERSFOR I-M MAT TITLE MAROONS HAVE ACHANCE TO PLACEIN QUADRANGULAR green umbrella from the TowerRoom please return immediately toHelen Kirg, at Foster Hall.Prospects for Phi Gamma Delta tocop the intramural wrestling trophyseem very bright with Wilson in thefinals in the 160 pound division, andDyer, former Cook County Interscho¬lastic champ, in the nals of the 138pound class.Wilson won from Levy of KappaNu by a fall in 3 minutes in the seminal match held yesterday afternoon.In the other bracket in the 160 lb.division, Swartz threw Schlesseman.Cleveland of S. A. E. showed excel¬lent form in pinning Gidwitz of TauDelta Phi in the 147 pound class. Hof-fert of Delta Upsilon pinned Beard¬sley of Phi Pi Phi in one of the fast¬est matches of the after loon.The 177 pound class drew the larg¬est entry of the afternoon, almosttwenty men competing. Block of ZetaBet Tau defeated the Kappa Nu en¬trant, Eddie Stackler in the most in¬teresting match of the day. At theend of the first four minutes ofvTestling, Stackler had a time advan¬tage of' almost three minutes, andseemed a certain winner when Block,in attempting to free himself of abody scissors, rose to his knees, thusthrowing Stackler on his shouldersand obtaining a fall.DISCUSS BORDEROF LIFE, DEATH(Continued from page 1)matter, it still would be entirely dif¬ferent in its nature. In addition,whether prolongation of life is ben¬eficial depends on how the length¬ened life is used. Mr. Murphy believ- ied as Sperry did: “the understandingof the meaning of things is most im¬portant; in the life-death cyclechange is dominated by understand¬ing.”Dr. Fred C. Koch, chairman of thephysiological chemistry department,spoke on “A Biochemist’s View ofthe Causes of Death.” He discussedthe possible limits to the prolonga¬tion of life. (Continued from sports page)Mason, son of the president of the Uni¬versity; Urist, Titleman, and Holt. Ifthese runners average 2:06 they will bedoing well, so no victory is expected inthe event.Courtney Gleason, the veteran sprinter,I is going better this year than ever be-i fore, and is rated good enough to giveHermanson of Northwestern a fight forfirst in the dash.laurel Smith has a good chance in thehurdles, with Harold Hayden as a pos¬sibility. Smith is better than Haydonover a short flight, however. Vin Libbydid 43 feet in practice yesterday, andshould figure in the shot-put. RaineyHennett did 0 feet in the high jump lastyear, but Sam Frey, although botheredby an injurexl foot, is more likely to dobetter jumping tomorrow. Dick Williamsis capable of at least a 4:30 mile, whichmay be fast enough to win.CLASSIHED ADSSTUDF.NTS desiring high-gradeJewish home-cooked food for eitherlunch or dinner apply. Mrs. Levin, 5306Ellis .\ve. Fairfax 10318. 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