RBiomsAllen beads worn*en. Y^0^ x^% O CO"^•X l^ailp ildaroon "Cube* receptiontonightVol. 28. No. 68. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 16. 1928 1928Conirihiitionti to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to G50 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas, Bpx O, The DailyMaroon, Faculty exchange. If pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.Editor’s note: Another contributionfront the pen of Mr. Leon Gross. Thistime Mr. Gross is expounding on the“Ultra ultra,” which is another tackfor the Anthenaeum.THE ULTRA ULTRA“You and I. cara niia, thought thatwe achicvt*tl our first independencew'hen' we were allowed to take ournourishnient from bottles, and no long¬er had to lie at our mothers’ side toeat, but there are many, many amongus, who, even at that young and tenderage, disdained the protcrred bottle, andcried aloud in Gargantuan voice.‘Drink! Drink!’“These babies were no ordinarybabies. Their names are the offspringof the imaginations of a I’ullman cardesignator and a student of mythology.Where we consider two or three titlesmore than enough they consider it‘quite vul-gar.’ .\nd so there is a spe¬cimen of homo sapiens going aroundwith the general title of R. Q. .\loy-sius M. \'an Tesslar.“In spite of such an outrage theset)abies manage to survive the greaterstruggles of childhood and generallysucceed in reaching the age of indiscre¬tion, coming by way of guvernesses,totors, boarding schools, military aca¬demies, and finishing schools On theway they have aciiuired an eastt-rnaccent, a sneer of general dissati>far-tion with the plebians, a linger thatliHips at the proper angle over a teacup. a slouching gait, and a dispositionmade for clironic invalids and dyspep¬tics.“Now. that they are ready to taketheir filace in the world (im.iskeiDtheir lot i' ;i liard one. They <imidyhave to ari>e at ten in the morning sothat they can go down to tawthaw’xoffice. They .-imply must play golfand tennis at the cliil) tw’ce a week.They mu.-t attend opera and tlit frombox to box, bowing low over the handsof aged dowagers. .‘\nd. if tliey are ofthe feminine iiersuasion, they mn-thave their debut.“Far be it from me, cara mia. to de¬scribe a debut. My modesty forliids..-\ debut is one of those social ordealsw'hich was given to u- when God hada hangover. Hut she who has no de¬but! ah, cara mia, she is not of theELITE.“.•\nd after these youths-ol-age havetaken their place in the wiwld, whatis it? Well, there must be a trip toluirope (a season or tw'o at St. Morit'and the Riviera, dontcha know), rinnrmust be a few winters in Florida. .\ndone simiily ha-as to m.ike an .appea’'-ance at one's tiovn house, in order toattend to I'amou'- (for mamma ha.-probaily chosen some nice sweetthing lor little .Aloysius to annoy withhis assininities). So .Moysius makesgoo-goo eyes and the nice sweet thingliegins to plan her invitation list forthe wedding, and has the hardest tinmtrying to decide between a honeymoon‘on the Continent’ or a short threemonths’ tour of the West.“After the first night, disillusionmentsets in; and the sw’eet young thing t-sobbing her story to a judge withina year. The judge being an under¬standing person (and realizing how in¬fluential Poppa’s money can lie at elec¬tion time) grants a divorce, and thetwo misunderstood ‘babies are at largeagain.“The sweet young thing goesthrough life trying to find a husbandfor herself, but all her husbands insiston treating her cruelly (reducing herallowance to a paltry million per an¬num, or something even more dire)Between the social seasons at St. Mor¬itz and The Riviera, and Reno andPari* divorces, the nerves of the sweetyoung thing become terribly upset.She is quite ready for a private sani¬tarium at thirty, and ‘simply gets outof it air while she is taking a rest cure,(Continued on page 6) ALLEN TO HEAD WOMEN’S BOARDELECT FRESHMANCLASS OFFICERSAT POLI^ TODAYMaxant, Rexinger, andZacharias, NomineesFor PresidentFreshman class elections will takeplace today with polls open from 9to 3, and under the supervision ofmembers of the Election board.Freshman must present their classtickets to vote.Three CandidatesCandidates for president are Wil-kam Maxant, Tau Kappa Epsilon;Scott Rexinger, Phi Kappa Psi, andWiliam Zacharias, Sigma Chi. Max¬ant is a member of Green Cap cluband is one of the executive councilof the Order of Grail. Rexinger isa member of the Undergraduatecouncil, chairman of the Freshmanclass council, a member of the GreenCap club, received a sweater in Fre.sh-man football, and is a member ofthe Freshman ba.sketball squad. Zacli-arias is a P'reshman member of theDramatics association and of thebaseball team.EckKart Vice-PresidentMarion Fickhart, the single candi¬date for vice-president is a memberof the F’reshman class council Sheis a Sigma.Eleanor Eastwood. Esoteric, anffEvelyn Stinson, Mortar Board, arethe candid,ates for secretary’. Theformer is a member of the Mirrorcast. The latter is a member of theclass council, of the Freshman wom¬en’s club council, and is a memberof the -Mirror cast.Five Run For TreasurerCandidates for treasurer are:Brant Bonner, Kappa Sigma; Ken¬neth Crowdi'r. Phi G,#nma Delta;Lester F’reuilenthal. Zeta Beta Tau;William Garvey. Beta Theta Pi; andSidney Yates, Pi Lambda Phi. F)on-ner is a member of the cla.ss counciland is in the Intramural department.Crowder received a numei’al inFreshman football, and is on theF're.shman baseball team. Freuden-thal won his numeral in football anand is now on the Freshman true.;team. (Jarvey, a member of the classcouncil, is also one of the tw'o fresh¬men who hold positions in the adver-•■ising department of the Phoeni.x.Yates plays on the Freshman basket¬ball ter.m and is a member of theF^reshman class council.Freshman iii voting, present theiiclass tickets and have -them punched.The next stop in the process is thatof signing one’s name on a classlist. The signature is then comparedwith that on the ticket. If the voterhas satisfied all requirements, he ispresented with a ballot. Devise Seat PlanFor 1-M CarnivalThe problem of having everyone of the several thousand spec¬tators at the Winter Carnival seeall that is to be seen has beensatisfactorily solved.Two sections of portable seats,each about 20 rows high, will beerected on the east side of Bart¬lett floor. From either tide of theentrance doors they will extend inv-shape toward the north andsouth extremities.Three rings for the stunts willbe erected in the center of thefloor. Spectators will be able totee the start and finish of raceson the west side of the track.Dr. Jiri DanesNoted Geologist,Lectures TodayI I Dr. Jiri V. Danes, professor ofgeology at Charles University ofPrague, Czechoslavakia, wiU deliveran illustrated lecture on “KarstPhenomena” or limestone formations• today at 4:30 in Rosenwald 2.1 Dr. Danes, w’ho was the officialj lecturer under the Czech ministry ofI education, has made numerous scien¬tific contributions in the fields of bothgeology and anthropology. He hasspecialized in Karst topography andhas studied the results of under¬ground solutions in limestone coun¬tries such as the Mammoth Cave re¬gions of Kentucky and of Tennessee.In the year 1909 Dr. Danes v’isited.Australia and later remained there asconsul-general from 1920 to 1923.On his return he travelled throughthe eastern islands and Canada, at¬tending tlie international geographi¬cal congre.sses there in 1924.On this la.st trip Di'. Danes isscheduled to visit the north-easternstates and Canada from October toDecember. lie also plans to trav’olwest to the Pacific states where hewill remain until March or later. Hislectures arc conducted under the au¬spices of tlie Institute of Internation¬al Education.CAPT. J. H. MEDLEY,BRITISH ACE SPEAKSON AIR ADVENTURESDR. GERARD REFUTESNEWSPAPER QUOTESON THOUGHT THEORY Captain J. H. Hcdlcy. British warace and air opponent of Baron vonRiclitiiofcn, the “Red Knight of Gvr-inany,’’ is to be on the campus onFeb. 22. He will describe liis adven¬tures as an aviator in tlie British ai'-forces in a talk at 1 o’clock in t!u-I'eke house. \'isitors are invited.t'aptain Hedley joined tlie air forceafter serving many months in the Brit-isii infantry. He fought Baron vonRichthofen's “Circus,” as tlie squadronwas called, three times. On the tliirdoccasion he was attacked by the “Red(Continued on page 2)Refuting the staten*'nt attributed tohim in several daily newspapers, thatthought is a chemical reaction. Dr.Ralph Waldo Gerard, assistant profes¬sor in the Psychology department, saidyesterday that the reports were iin-foinuied and tliat the nature of thouglitis not known.“Thought may he one of the func¬tions performed through the oxidationof carbohydrates and proteins by thenerve ganglia.” Dr. Gerard said. “Theheat produced by this ovidation stimu¬lates nervous activity and may resultin the phenomenon of thought. But ithasn’t been proved that thought is .achemical process.”Dr. Gerard has just completed anarticle on “What Is a Nerve?" whichwill appear in the March issue of theAmerican Alumni Magazine. Professors Discuss‘‘Causes Of Death’^“A Biochemist’s View of the Causesof Death’ ’will be presented by Df.Fred C. Koch, chairman of the de¬partment of physiological chemistry, atthe meeting of the Fellows club tonightat 7:15 o’clock in the Graduate' club¬house. The meeting will feature twotalks, as Dr. Arthur E. Murphy ofthe philosophy department will ad¬dress the group on “The PhilosopicalImplications of Scientific ResearchBearing on Causes of Death and theNature of Life.”The Fellows club is an informal or¬ganization of all those holding fellow'-ships in the University, but all inter¬ested have been invited to the lecture. KENISTON TALKSON MYSTICISM,RELIGiOj^ FAITHRomance ProfessorGives Views On Lifeand Living“Love is stronger than death,Love moves the world.”This Heyward Keniston, Professorin the Romance department, showedin his “Mystical Outlook on Life” inBond Phapel last evening or better,as he explained, an “Inlook on Life.”“The essence of life is sought notin rea.son, but in faith. Our contactsare intimate and intent on spirit,and in spirit we have religion. Mys¬ticism is an essential element in allreligion—really the heart of it all.Plea For Beauty“Fashion, in this age of research,looks with scorn on all expressions ofemotion. However, all experiences oflife are emotion, beauty, love, .sor¬row. Shall science explain the smileof a childI make a plan for allthese irrational and purposeless beau¬ties of life.“Mysticism although developed inthe church is the problem of the in¬dividual soul and cannot be preached.In'fact one cannot talk intelligentlyon mvstieism, but I will try and givea representative picture of the waymysticism is followed. The essentialelement is renunciation of yourself.Lay away confidence in your ownpower, as a firm believer in mysti-i cisni has termed it. •I Mys ticism Introspective1 “Mysticism is introspective. SeekGod in the individual heart, in retire¬ment and contemplation. Saying it inanother way. find God in yourselves.heart is like a garden which thehcr.Ier must water. This is the firststage in mysticism, and the only onewhich most people have been able toI roach. The second one is interpreta¬tion, or prayer in union. Throughthis second stage, one can come muchcloser to his Healer, but this stagehas seldomed been reached.”Pi'ofessor Keniston closed with thefollowing quotations:“He lives most who loves most.He who loves most is most like God.” Rhythms StudentsPose For Artists“Do figures lie?” “Why are art¬ists’ models?”In order to solve these “weigh¬ty” questions, a serious visagedgroup of art students, pencil andother such artistic paraphanalia inhand, invaded yesterday’s 1:30Rhythms class, where Miss EmilyWhite was putting her studentsthrough drills with scarves andhoops.The dancers assumed pose afterpose, bending and swaying grace¬fully or interpreting a slow mo¬tion scarf dance in order to letthe student artists observe thelines of .. the scarves, of course!‘Cube ’ ReceptionTonight; NotedArtists AttendProfessor Frank O’Hara, Dr.Wirth and Dr. Lopin are to beamong those present at the openingof the Cube, new intellectual centeron campus, featuring an art exhibitby Joseph Weisenborn, past-presi¬dent of the No-Jury Artists Societyand a piano recital by Rudolf Radun-sky. George Dillon, poet and gradu¬ate of the University, Mr. Whitcherof the Daily News, Bob Ballou andother well known figures are also ex¬pected to attend.Saturday evening George Dillonwill read from his poetry at theCube. Tickets are seventy-five centsand can be obtained at the Univers-i ity Book store, Woodworth’s andBurt Clark’s. The art exhibit willrun for a month and may be seenevery afternoon from three to six.Another cast is being formed fo'ra play to be put on at th§ Cubeon a future date. Any students in¬terested in joining this activity mayleave their names and fone numbersat the Cube box O, Faculty exchange,or at the Cube itself, 1538 East 57thstreet, in care of Mr. Jansen, theDiT.ma director.DOCTOR DISCOVERSPROJECT ACCEPTEDBY U. S. OFFICIALSPlans arc now being made by thegovernment to develop and u.se a proj¬ect which Dr. FL J. Kraus, professorI'f botany, discovered while studyingfor his doctor’s degree at the Uni¬versity. It is concerned with nitro¬genous nutrients in the soil, certainproportions of which encourage betterlumber in soft-wood trce§.A. I. Weinstein of the Forest Prod¬ucts laboratory of Madison, Wisconsin,a government station, is now in Flor¬ida, experimenting with pines grownon sandy soil.Dr. Kraus worked with fruit andvegetable plants, hut his theory hassince been found useful for forest trees. NAME COMMITTEESFOR INTRAMURALWINTER CARNIVALThe por.-onncl of the Feature and.Advisory coinniittces at the Wintercarnival, wliich will he staged on Fri¬day night, March 2, in Bartlett gym¬nasium, were announced yesterday.Besides the chairman of the Featurecommittee, Paul Holinger, other ineni-hers are Fdward Hagens and TomArmstrong. This group will arrangethe mini'crous special acts.Fred Goff is chairman of tlie advis¬ory coniniittcc. Director A. .A. Stagg.Dr. Molander, .Arnold Johnson, HarryHagey, Ralph McCormack, Dr. D. B.Reed, W. FL Xisslo, Lalon Far well,and W. .H .Herbert make up tlie restof this faculty and student group. DIRECTS MAJORjORGANIZATIONSIFOR NEXT YEARII Install Leaders With! New Board MembersNext AprilAnnette Allen was elected presi¬dent of the Board of Wo-men’s Or¬ganizations at a meeting of theBoard held yesterday in the Alumnaeroom of Ida Noyes hall. Miss Allen,Florence Herznian, Alice Wiles, andMarjorie Williamson were nominatedfor the position by committees repre¬senting the .Y W. C. A., Federationand W. A. A.Also Leads W. A. A.Prominent in many activities. MissAllen is best known as vice-presidentof the Junior class and president ofW’^. A. A. She is a member of Eso¬teric, secretary of the meetings com¬mittee of the Y. WL C. A., and amember of the Ida Noyes Advisorycouncil. She served on the Women’sRushing committee during the Inter¬scholastic track meets, on a financeteam for Settlement night, and onthe Mirror publicity committee forlast year. She is also a member ofGargoyles.Organizations ElectOfficers of the YL W. C. A., Fed¬eration and the W. A. A. will beelected March 7. The new presi¬dents and secretaries of these or¬ganizations will be installed as newBoard members together with An¬nette .Allen, who will replace EleanorWilkins, the present chairman at thefirst meeting held early in the Springquurtc’’. At this time the old boardand the seven new members willelect six members at large, two fromeach of the three upper classes.The present Board of Women’sOrganizations is planning to spendthe week-end at the W, A. A, lodgein Palos Park, Februarj^ 24, 25 and26.Revise ConstitutionBefore going out of office thepresent ruling body i.s revising theconstitution which will be reviewedby the Board of Students’ Organiza¬tions, and Undergraduate Council,and passed by the new Board ofWomen’s Organizations before itinto effect.Following the installation of newofficers the present members of theorganization will go out of office withthe exception of the representativesof the Cap and Gown, Marjorie Wil¬liamson; the Freshman Women’s club,Jeanette Searcy; and The Daily Ma¬roon, Roselle Moss; who will con¬tinue to officiate until the end ofthe school year.French Club HearsPoetry At MeetingMile. Dorcas Permoud, head ofthe French house, will speak at ameeting of Le Cercle Francais todayat 4:30 at the French house, 5810Woodlawn Avenue.Mile. Permoud will give a “Recitalde Poesies Modernes,” but she hasnot yet decided what the poems willbe. Tea will he served at the closeof the programs. Aimee Heinech,president will preside. W. A. A. InitiatesEleven at BanquetNew members of W. A. A. and the“C” club were initiated at a dinnerlast night in the sunparlor of IdaNoyes hall.Those initiated into W. A. A. woreOlive Eggon, Margaret Force, MaryShuman, Bertha Woods, JeannetteChilds, Annette Stein, Georgina Mat¬thews, Suzanne Kern, Roselle Moss.Sarah Stice, and Prances Nelson.The new members of the «“C” clubare the women who played on the’27 Honor Hockey team.Miss Gertrude Dudley, Annette Al¬len, and Mildred Helndl spoke dur¬ing the initiation services. MiriamClarke was in charge of the dinner. BLOOAH, LIBERIANMISSIONARY TALKSAT GRAIL MEETINGCharles G. Blooali of Libcri.a, .Africa,is to speak at a mcetinq of “TheOrder of Grail’ at 4:30 o'clock todayin room 1), Reynolds clnlv His talkwill deal briefly with secret societiesorganized among the tribes of theDark Continent. The meeting is opento all Freshmen.Mr. Blooah was horn in Liberia andsaiv no white man until as a hoy hocame into touch with missionaries andtraders. Running away from his na¬tive village, he made his way to thesouthern states after experiences rival¬ling fiction. He worked his waythrough high school and college, andfour years ago received a graduate de¬gree at Northwestern university. NotvMr. Blooah is working for a graduatedegree in anthropology at the Univer¬sity.Page Two THEDALIY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1928(jIltT iaily liarnonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, evrefit Saturday. Sunday and Monday, duririK the Autumn.W'inter and Siirin^ uuarttrs ly The Daily Marcon Company. Snbscruition rates$3.00 per year; by mail. ’’ t'O jier yiar extra. Sinyle copies, five cents each.Entered as second-i !jts.- -. Hi! at ;'it Chica.eo r<>stt>fT:ce. > hieaKO. Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act i f March 3, 1The Daily Marcor ex; .'esslv rtser'.es all riyhts ot publication of any materialappeariny in this paper.Member o( the Western ('-.nference Preas AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE,ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTe.ephones: Editorial Office, Midway OSOO, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292: Sports Office. Local 80, 2 rings OFTICIAL NOTICESThursday, Feb. 16, 1928Radii) k'Cture; “Human Relations inIndustry." Mr. James Mullenbach eifHart Si'liatTiur and Marx. 10 a. mStation \\M.\Q.Relictions service for all members oi |the .University, conducted by the l)i- jvinity faculties. Associate Professor jWinfred ICrncst Ciarrisun of the tle-liartmeiit of I'hnrcli History. ll;5oja. m. Joseph Bond chapel.Public lecture: "Karst Phenomeua"(.illustrated). Dr. Jiri \ . Danes, pro¬fessor of (je(\urai)hy. Cliarles University, Prague, 4.30 o'clock, Rosenwald J,Bacteriology club, 3.40. Ricketts 3.1. i"Klectro-Positive and -Negative Fil- jters.” Mr. John Harold Mills, assist- !ant in Bacteriology.EDITORIAL DEPART.'IENTMeni k-*- H. iii<>d ... Day EditorLouit Enyi* Day EditorEdwin L,.vin I'ay Editor‘ ■ rt McO'’•mack .. Day' EditorI-, oor W. Mai-t*‘rb Day Eklitor= rcf Iru.'Kin Whistle EditorIWomen” 'Kart-t Deanr.i.rnet Harrisf -y Kev.-r,! F.iizabeth Taylor• S.isalird ; ireenHarriet Hathaway, /eiotan ’.jiibboney . SPORTS DEPARTMENTK> li.--. Stern . .Sports Editor\ icti ■ Roterus Sports EditorI H IV >' I isher .. Sport AssistantI F'mir F'riedman Sport Assistanti'Emniarette I)a"="n Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTME.NTRobeit Fisher . Advertisiny Manayerholiert Klein .Ad\ erlis.ny ManayerHubert I.r>\ ev 1' Auditorlack McB’-a y I'i-c .'a'ion ManayerU aliate Nelsci. Uiassilied Ad ManayerJames Paddock .... Office ManayerEarla .M. Stocker Ass't. .\dvertisiny Myr.Richard Grossman . Dowt'n Representati\eI William Franks Local RepresentativeI Sidney Hess Circiiiation As.‘istantlames Rutter Circulation AssistantI .Y.iyus Horton Circulation Assistant' Stanley Dicker . Advertisiny Correspondent Lc I'lTclc b'rancais. 4:3('l.Wood-lawn aicnuc. Recital de Poe¬sies moderiKs. Mile. Dorcas Perre- |nond. I_ II’h’vsic' chib. 4 30. Kyerson. "I'lii j; Passa.uc of ( barged I’article.- Through !.Miittcr," Professor .Arthur Jelfitv 'I Denip'ter. department I'f Physics. \.\l. (. .-X. ojien house. 4:.Ai. Reyiuih:-club.Public lecture (downtown): "Roma'.-iReli.uion," Pn fe". r l.aing. club ro.i- ■I the Art Institute. (i:45.I Friday, February 17I Radio leetcre "Human Relations ir.* liuhistrv. > 'clock. Station \\ M.XUI ■ ;i'Sli.v.;- -i!'. .1 or all members .ijthe Universit.t. conducted by the D jvinity School.- faculty. lU.XOa. m. J i- iseph Bond chapel. .-Xs-sistant Profes- 'sor \X illiam Pauck. jDii' Deiit-elie I iaesellscliaft. 4. hi,,Xoyc' hall. Schubert jirogram.1 1 THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM; '■ ]. Eticcniragemerit oj student initiafire in undergraduate ac-1 tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of *he Depai tinent of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.Extension of the Intramural principle.' 4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-. t-nen students.b. Co-operation with the Honor Commissieyn.’ 6. f'rermotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Tear BeeJk.9. Abolition of £’-11 and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Ho ror Society.Junior Editor.lunior EditorLiterary EditorSociety EditorSopr.omore EditorSophomore EditorSt pnomore EditorCOLLEGE AND BEYOND Meeting of the faculty of the Clradii-ate School cf .Social Service .Xiln^mis- ^tratii n. 4 ‘ ohh 112. jJL T Columbia University there is to be a debate on the question^ “Resolved, That Four Years at College is an Inadequate Pre¬paration for Life.” Superficially it would seem that such a ques¬tion is an extremely pertinent one to college and collegians. Butwe believe that results from arguing such a question would be com¬parable in value to a recent research study conducted by the Car¬negie Institute as to the relation between scholarship and athletes.The latter, as'Prof. James Weber Linn pointed out several daysago in his “Round About Chicago” column was the sheerest non¬sense. The promises which must be accepted to consider the de¬bate question at Columbia are .iust as nonsensical.To us there is not even a semblance of debate in the matter.Four years college inadequate as preparation for life? Certainly.And eight years would be just as inadequate—if not more so. Ifthe question were worded “Resolx'ed, That F'our Years of CollegeAids in Facing Life” it would be a more important topic. Buteven then there would be no debate, for college training does aidone in facing life, just as any sort of training does.The Columbia question crystalizes for us an attitude whichwe feel is misleading many. We expect too much from college,such as expecting it to prepare us for life. And because we expecttoo much or the wrong things from college too often we fail to getthe real things that college has to offer. We do not pretend to beable to enumerate those things. Some are very vague and veryindirect.1College, as we see it. does not prepare us for life. It does giveus some of the tdols by which we are enabled to more easily pre¬pare ourselx'es for life. Some may believe that a very thin dis¬tinction. but in life relationships it seems a x^ery real distinction.But we hesitate even here. We are loath to believe that we are intraining in college in a period outside or on the threshhold of lifeand that we do not enter life until four years have passed. We■k- to believe that we are living now, just as truly, just as actuallyas the mna long since graduated. And we feel that we are. With’ belief, college, then, is part of life, part of living, rather thana ureparation.It does not seem to us that we learn much about life and living: .)m our academic college work. And certainly a “preparation” fore would teach of us life. Instead, from college we get facts andmts of view and organization of those facts and points of view.These we apply to life as we live it. We test them as we go. Theyar' not tored up and unleashed on an unsuspecting world after fouryears have elapsed. These facts and their organization, it is true,are form of life preparation. But their power and effectiveness idepends more on the individual than on the college or its work. I’tihlic Ii ' tn-.'f . (T iwntnw n 1: "'I ’loit lie I ii\i Tli iirati-" " X---iictati' ! VilU'-'i'1' \\ anil'll AlK i'. !i.4'.Clui) rimni. tlu’ Art Imtituti'.CAPT. J. H. HEDLEY BRITISHACE. SPEAKS ON ADVENTURES(('ontinuiil trciii pa.ue 1 >Kniylit" and 1 niaohiiu- sho* dnwnin flames. E.-i apinir uninjured he wasmade i)ri.-iiiu r iie (ierniau'. Xlti'-aetluT. l apna:!! Iledley took part inlitty-thni air liattle^ durin>’ hi- flyinizcareer and ua- officially ;iccrcditedwith >luiiitini.: down twelve eiieni\ air¬plane- ami captnrin.a oni- balloon.('aptain Iledlex ha- been de-cribed•■s tbe “I'.'c’Ka -t man alive " 1)\ Floyd(iibboin. Tribune war curre^pundent,becauxe of hi> phenoiiietial e.-capewhen, thrown out of his plane threemiles above the earth and fallin.tr twoor three hundred feet, he landed on thetail of his machine.Throufih the agency of John F.Knox the ace ha- been brought tocampus. .Xdmission to tbe talk willbe free. Seventy-five cents will becharged for dinner with Captain Hed-ley at 6:15 o’clock.Sxvitches Backto FavoriteToliaccoPeoria, Ill.Aug. 26, 1926Messrs. Larus & Bro. Co.Kicbir.reiii, \'a.Dea: Sits:Just aeonfessionandanappreciation.A number of years ago I was a userof your Edgeworth smoking tobacco.R'ut like.some others, jierhaps. I was ledby alluring advertisements to change.A few days ago I went into a drugstore to get some tobacco, and on thel asewasthe familiar can of Fdgew orth.1 bought it and sinee then I have en¬joyed old-time comfort.So my eonfessi(,n is that I made amistake in changing to other brands,and my appreeiaiio-: > - m-h that Edge-worth will be my .Smoke Pal while lifelasts, which may not be long, for Ihave passed my “three score years andten.’’ •Very truly yours,(signed E. P. FishburnWe are inclined to believe that nothing, absolutely nothing,after all, prepares us for life except the living of it. Those whosee college as a substitute for living and those who see in it arefuge from the realities of life are doomed to disappointment.Later they will probably argue as to the ade<iuateness of college! EdgeworthExtra High GradeSmoking Tobacco IntroducingEINAR JOHNSONalias Jones, the millionaire kid'*Born in Trondhjem, Norway, Einar was the fourthson of a successful baker. Early in life, he kneadeddough. At fourteen, he heard the call of the waves,and washed pans on board a ship to .America. Fromthe land of midnight sunshine to the land of infernalmoonshine came Einar. He landed a second cookjob in St. Paul, city of pugs. At eighteen he mar¬ried and took up pugilism himself. Off and on forthe next five years he was night chef at the HotelSt. Paul. Before going on duty, however, he was“Ed Jones,” Billy Miske’s sparring partner.Next we find Mr. and Mrs. Johnson operating theirown cafe.But—prolonged prohibition — curse it!—put a bugin Einar’s ear. The bug went to his head. The fol¬lowing year he was popular: “the millionaire kid,”the newspapers called him.Then — somebody snitched! Soon Einar was backas culinary artist at the Hotel St. Paul, broke, and,of course, without a friend. “You can’t win,” saysEinar.A bit of marital misunderstading finished things;Einar packed his cooking tools and hit for Chicago.“St Paul was up for sale as far as 1 was concerned,”he tells the boys, “so I copped a sneak for myself.”Last week he wrote home: “I made my mistakes;but Em starting all over again in a new town. Emcooking my best for real people at a real place."Einar is chef at thepurple pretzel cafe56th and Ellis“where artists cook and connoisseurs eat."He is enthusiastic about his work; and invites gueststo inspect his spotless kitchen.“A thousand people a minute!” he cries when bus¬iness in rushing. And one wonders where he getsso many hands.THE DALIY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1928 Page ThreeI.M CAGE TILTSNARROWS FIELDFOR SENl-HNALS Ohi9 BasketeersEngage BadgersNext SaturdayA. T. 0/«, Z. B. T/s EarnIn Play-Off RoundsFor “B” TitleWith the semi-fiiials of the I-Mbasketball race in both leagues loom¬ing up, several teams fought theirway into the closing rounds of playin the games played last night in• Bartlett gym. The A. T. O’s victoryin a “B” game as well as Zeta BetaTau’s win over Phi Gamma Delta putboth of these teams well up amongthe leaders.A. T. O.’. 19; Kapp« Nu 6A. T. O.’s diminutive outfit en¬joyed a field day at the exi)enso ofKappa Nik Witli Boom' leading the.ittaek, the victors experienced littlodifficulty in nicking the hoop forbaskets. Boone scored four basketsfor the winncr.s, while Corbett, Whis-ton and Engle also broke into thescoring column. Engle’.s defensiv*'play coupled with Corbett’.s allaround floor work featured the con¬test. Barton for Kappa Nu registereda ba.sket and a free throw.Phi Si^ma Delta 14; M.acs 11In a,mother chass “II” game, thePhi Sigs sprang the surprise of theI %'ening, taking the hithc'rto unde¬feated Macs into camp. Gillspan andFox wore responsible for the upset,the former caging throe baskot.s anda fror throw .and the latter two b.is-ket - ;ind a free throw. Oplatka play¬ed a brilliant game for the Macs,coritrihuting four ba.skots but he gotlittle supiMirt from his team mates., Despite their defeat, the Macs stillremain a semi-finalist.Chi P<i 19; Phi Beta Delta 4The Phi Beta’s otfered scant op¬position to Chi Psi in another cla.ss“B” game, permitting the victor.s toromp at will. Schmidt led the van¬guard, sinking four basket.-^ and afree throw, while his tcam-niatei Madison, Wis., Feb. 15.—A re¬vamped Ohio State quintet presents a(Icfitiite obstacle in the path of “Doc ”Meanwcll’s Badger cagers, for the Co¬lumbus five is slated to hook up withW isconsin here on next Saturday eve¬ning. Early in January the CardinalTrcssler and Kincheloe registeredlive ba,skots between themselves.Glazer for the losers saved Phi B.D. from a whitewash with two bas¬kets.Zeta Beta Tau 15; Phi Gam Delta 8The Zetes entered the semi-finalsof the “B” class by trimming PhiGamma Delta. Rothschild and Freud-enthal starred for the winners. Tuc¬ker’s valiant play w;i3 the only dis-tingui.shing feature of the Phi Gam’sperformance.Sigma Nu 19; D. K. E.’s 10Sigma Nu showed that it couldplay football as well as basketball inits encounter with the Dekes. TogoDygert of the Dekes, ’"cleran of the1927 gridiron eamiiaign, mixed foot¬ball with basketball with the r(?sultthat everybody had a good time. De¬spite Dygert’s willingness to playboth games. Holy for Sigma Nu gavethe spectators something to rave.about two of the prettiest shot.® madeduring the entire evening. Holy’s con'-tribution consisted of five basket-baskets and two free throws. Rouse.Elliott and Foster fave Holy excel¬lent support. Dygert led the Dekeswith two baskets and three freethrows.Sigma Chi 20; Lambda Chi Alpha 16Sigma Chi displayed the best brandof basketball of the evening in down¬ing the Lambda Chi’s. The SigmaChi’s ver.satile offense puzzled thelosers, the victory invariably gettingaway for a shot. McNaughton, Mac-Nab. MacAvoy and Smith all sharedin the scoring for Sigma Chi. Nor-berg for Lambda Chi kept his teamwell up in the running with fourbaskets. team took the masurc of the Buckeyeson their own floor in easy style, 30 to13, but it is a uiircrent outfit that willface Wisconsin this week.Ohio suffered two decisive defeats atthe start of the season, and immedi¬ately Coach Harold Olson, himself apupil of Doctor Meanwcll, reorganizedhis team, licctonic, a center of tvoyears’ e-\])eriencc, lias been shifted toa g^prd post, and has been scoringlicavily at his new assignment.Hinchntan, a sophomore^ lias bee.isent to the other dciensive position andhas proved himself a valuable additionto the Buckeye combination. He is afighter and is also an accurate sliut.Van Heyde, anotiier recruit, has beensent into the povit position, giving Ol¬son's live more height and oltcnsivcstrength.Freddie tirim. football star, contin¬ues to operate ellectively at one of theforwards, tcaniecl with Capt. RobinBell, also a mainstay of the Ohio Stateeleven and mentioned by many criticsas ail-coniermce end. Evans, a new¬comer, is used as a siibslitutc tor Bell.Olson has won several games sinceshilling his line-iip and the team thattakes the floor lure Saturday nightwill he niucli stronger than was Minne¬sota last week-end. 'I'he Badgers hadlittle trouble in disposing of the Go¬phers .making it a clean sweek of thetwo-game series with them, by their.18 to 18 win.■■^blackstober I P.M*COIslTINiejlOU.S'HRM^IPHOTOPLAYS5 - Big Vaudeville Acts - 5andLATEST FEATUREWEEKNl&UT BARGAIN PRICESlOOO xoooBALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATSSO<THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAYFEBRUARY 16-18BOOK SALEFor Three Days Only We Are Offeringa General Discount of33on about 1,500 volumes of our regularstock — which has become shelfwornBURT CLARKBookseller5642 Harper Ave.Open 10 A. M.-IO P. M. Midway 4759 Wisconsin’s fans w'cre higlil> pleasedwith the comeback staged by theirfavorites against the Gophers. TheCardinal five looked like a new learn.Their defense, with Doyle and Nelsonat the guard posts, was air-tight, andthe passing game worked beautifully.A half dozen reserves were insertedinto the play by Coach Mcanw’ell afterthe contest was sewed up by Wiscon¬sin. All of these boys exhibited ex¬ceptional basketball ability, and willgive the Cards excellent reserve ma¬terial for the balance of their schedule.Climiclowski, a guard, and Matthusc'i,a forward, were outstanding when thesubs were in the game. Show West Point^Shieks’ In Pictureat Chicago TheaterFor those who complain that then'are no “collegiate” men on campus, itis suggested that they visit the Clii-cago theater next week, when “WestPoint,” a movie presenting WestPoint “Shiek.s” who arc said to be“collegiate plus” will be the featureproduction.Joan Crawford and William Hainesfilmed the picture at West Point, andprc'cnt interesting comments on thekind of men they saw' there. Miss Crawford expressed a distinct thrillat meeting,men who might.some daybe Grants or Pershings. Stie said,“There is a sort of thrill of patriotismw lu 11 with them.’BARBER SHOPWe’re a university shopfor university students.AL 1. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’sWhat Shakespearesays about Coeia^CblaII iDdicious and RefreshingOTflEI.I.OAct n, scene 3 ‘^Your name is greatin mouths of wisestcensure’’ —Othello had his faults. But we canforgive him cverj'thing because hegave us a perfect caption for anopinion the United States SupremeCourt was one day to hand down onCoca-Cola:"The name now characterizes a bev¬erage to be had at almost any sodaV fountain. It means a single thing^ coming from a single source, andwell known to the community.’*J Coca-Cola Company, Atlanta, Ga.8 million a day —it h ad to be good to GET where it ison every countAny way you figure it, P. A. is better tobacco.Take fragrance, for instance. Your well-knownclfactory oigan will tell you. And taste—whof aii dssciibe that? And mildness—you couldn’tior anything milder.Yes, Sir, P. A. lh cool and comfortable andmellow and mild. Long-burning, with a goodclean ash. You nev'er tire of P. A. It’s always thesame old friendly smoke. Get yourself a tidyred tin and check everything I’m telling you!ALBERT— no other tobacco is like it! The more you knowabout tobaccos, themore you appreciateP,A,© 1928, R. J. R.ynotJ. ToOaccoCompany, ''viaiton-S.^leia, N. C.4»ge Fil li THE DALIY MAROON, THURSDAY, EEBRUARY 16, 1928DEAN MATTHEWSDISCUSSES NEWCOLLEGE CREEDAlumni Magaizne PrintsArticles On StudentReligion“Why should there not be a uni¬versity type of religion as truly asan ecclesiastical?"This question Shailer Mathews,dean of the divinity school, proposesand proceeds to suggest it.^ answerin an article on “The Uni\ersity asLaboratory for Religious Experimentation” in a recent is.siio of The Uni-vei’sitv of Chicago Magazine.The keynoti of the answer is sci¬entific research and experimentation,and comprises several associated fac¬tors. The University according toDean Mathews, should be regardedas an ensemble made up of groupswith varying standards, cu'^loms. andinter(“sts. Since these dissimilaritiesreflect themselves in different re¬ligious beliefs, the University shouldfeel out students and faculty in aneffort to offer religious activities invaried forms, not in a dogmatic, es¬tablished form grounded on author¬ity. Again, experimentation shouldfigure in sorting out religi<^us ex¬pressions. maintaining some and discarding others. The Tmiversity move¬ment should foster types of non-ecclesiastical religious worship, forexample, the rigid adherence to factswhich research in scientific fields in¬spires. And last of all, the programof research should not discard religi¬ous activities that already reju-'.-enithe many interests of students andfaculty, but so far as possible ii’.akeuse of the groups now organized. born of the tension bi-twe< n a re¬ligious heritage, a new’ world view,and new social forces.”“Yet this interest in religion is notahnut the Trinity and the Atone¬ment. Instead of a creed they wanta philosophy of life . . . MAN^S FAMILY TREESHOWN IN WALKER“The leaders of eonvertional re¬ligious movements; like the YoungMen’s Christian Association, ai’e con¬fusedly at sea as to w'hat to do. Theold types of procedure are ceasingto be effective with college commlin-ities. Instead of inspirational talksstudents want discussion. Instead ofhard and fast progi’ams superimpos¬ed from above, they want to experi-always well organized or a source ofinner peace,” writes Dean Mathew's.“Any wide acquaintance with theeducational institution will lead toconviction as to the basal concern ofthoughtful students in religion, butnot in the tenability of orthodoxtheologj’. About this such studentsare indifferent. Their study in psy¬chology. history, and 'social in.stitu-tions has weaned them from concernment for themselves. If they are tohave a religicuis faith, it must betheir own-rooted in reality ratherthan in authority.”This program for the adaptationof I’niversity religious activities tothe varied interests of the groupsmaking it up springs from what DeanMathews terms “this new nterest In accordance with this “philos¬ophy” several changes have beenmade in long-e.^tablished religious ac¬tivities at the University. They arethe abolition of compulsory chapel(in the Spring quarter of theinstitution of the Hoard of Univerunder w’hose auspices the Wednes¬day night services in Bond chapelare held, and finally, the appointmentof a committee to arrange a neworder of service for the Sunday exercises is Mandel hall.Announcement!VARSITY CAFEOPENING1015 E. 55th St.‘WHERE GOOD FOOD ANDSMILING SERVICE MEET.’A Cafe for the College manor coetJ.By a Former College Man!Our Forty Cent LunchCan t be Beat.Let’s All Get Acquainted.I \^ant Your Business andYou Need Mine. How Will YouPay ExpensesNext Year? What did your primitive ancestorslook like?For those whose family albums con¬tain no record, Professor Romer ofVertebrate Paleontology has set up anexhibit of the skulls of man, his anccstors, and his relatives, in one of tin.cases in the west end of Walker mu->eiini.file exhibit consists of a “famil;.tree," showing the evolution of tinPrimates. In the lov^er hranches arvcasts of the skulls of monkeys and leimirs, the lowest nuiuhtrs of the Primate family. Then conics casts of th-.anthropoid, or inan-like apes, and ofPithecanthropus ercctus. Piltdownman, Heidelberg man, Neanderthaimail, and L'ro-niagiiuii man. 'J'lie topconsists of three brandies, one for cadiof the three present-day races, Ne¬groid. Moiigobid. and I aucasoid. UiiUone of these three races is representedby a skull, In'wevcr, since iio Mongo¬loid or Sau.sas<ii(l sknlU wi-ro to befound in the University, and the nniseiiin has not tlic fund-, with which tobuy thent.On either side of the case is a niod.dIf you want a home cookedmeal call 5650 Ellis Ave.Mrs. Greenstein, Prop.Price 40cSeveral hundred college mensolved their tuition problemsthis year through the money¬making opportunity offeredby the Scholarship Depart¬ment of GOOD HOUSE¬KEEPING and COSMOPOLITAN Magazines. Aliberal salary, bonuses andextra awards are available toany man who wants workduring the summer vacation.Positions as salesmen andteam captains are still openfor men in your college.If you are interestedin making money nextsummer call and see orurrttc /or f^rticulars toC. C. WITHROW, DistrictMunugti, Si ’Q Glenn Bldg.120 Mar\fta Street,Atlanta, Ga.ShjledJot-youn^ d^CenA iithorilies in dress are directing men’s atten¬tion a little more toward formal shapes in softhats. The new Stetsons of this t\pe are particu-larlv smart and becoming; and are, of course,hand-hlocked to Stetson quality standards.Eight Dollars and up of a he;id, that on the right belongingto Cro-iiiagnon man and that on theleft to Neanderthal man.Askthe Regal representative toshow you the $6.60 RegalReproduction of London’sLeading Shoe Style sellingon Regent Street at 75 shil¬lings ($18.25).An English Oxford madefrom Genuine Martin’s Im¬ported Scotch Grain, FullLeather Lined, $6.60.$^60REGALCampus RetnesentativeKENETH LOEMKER Fresh milk with every bit of its cteam— blended until Nestle’s is richest incream of all milk chocolates! A rare treatfor picnics and light lunches. Look for theclean silvery wrapper, red lettered for plainbars — blue lettered for almond bars — 50and \0tf.nestleSWEET^jy.^MILK CHOCOLAnHenm CLotton S SonswHICAGO—State and JacksonEVANSTON—Orrington and Church OAK PARK—Marion and LakeGARY—Broadway and FifthFinal Cut!Your Last Opportunityto Save So DecisivelySuits andOvercoatsAt the Lowest Price We HaveAnnounced Since Before theWaChoiceSold All Season Up to $SSNew Spring Clothes are arriving daily. A quick and decisive cleanup ofall remaining broken lines of Fall and Winter garments is essential. Sowe’ve cut to the bone—announcing a price for fine merchandise so ridicul¬ously low that it is bound to interest the young man who respects the pur¬chasing power of his dollar. This is the end—no more Suits or Overcoatswill.be added—no further cuts will be made. Don’t permit anything to inter¬fere with your being here. This is indeed a most extraordinary oppor¬tunity.SLTr.S—SECOND FLOOR OVERCOATS—FOURTH FLOORi. AChicago swimming teammeets Hawkeyes at IowaCity. Hard b.;.ttles fe-«ture In-tramuial wrestl'ntj matches.THE Dr^LIY MAROCN, THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 16. 1928MAROON MERMENMEET IOWA SWIMTEAM TOMORROW Hawkeye Star TiesWorld Hurdle Mark“Ball” Cuh<],r' hlaj,n.M-.] f-rTi-ifTank Team Seeks Third BigTen Win At IowaCity('oach • MacGillivray’s victoriousswiniminp team is preparing for itsinvasion of Iowa ('ity where it willmeet tli<‘ H-wkeye tank afrjrroKationtomorrow ni^ht. The water poloteam will take on the Hawkeyes.Iowa is more or less of an un¬known <iuantity. Only i>ne of itsswimmer.-- has much of a reputatoon.This man is Goldman, a brea.sstroker,who was fairly jrood la.st year andis said to be making: remarkable prac¬tice times this sea.'-on. Mypdal andSpence, according to Mac. will trivehim a ^rood rai'c and may d* fea1 him.Tho water fitdo team, although de¬feated once, .-till has a chance forthe conf' i-eiiee title.The Hawkeye a^uireKation willir.Vi the .Mai'-ojis .i hard bittle. Al-thounb 1 \va lo.;t evi-ry ;;anu‘ lastyear its water polo team was a real¬ly jrood one. Tt)U^'h hreeaks and rot¬ten decisions were responsible for111 y of It: tieft- ts..M .1’ I-an, .N'oii Inve.-ti rn. Idin-.i.'.ami Wi-'on -in jm.-'<-ss alon>r withOhicajro the stioOLM-st water poloteam.-. M'he sea-on is still youn^; .iiuione defeat for each of these team-will irive t hi. a>ro at least a tie forthe title.Although the ■ -.nferenf swimmin rmeet is to take place March 2!i.Coach MacGillivray i.- busy Keitiiu’’his men in .shape to fret some plac- -in ( aptain Feliiifri r, who has taken»n>;. in d’vinfr in both dual meets,t'hicak'o ha- a prohablt- Mijr Tenchampion. Stevenson, backstroker,SzoUl, 440 yard free style, and Uit-tenhouse, 40 and 100 yard free style,also ar»‘ undeft'ate<l n dual meets intheir re.-i'ictive - vents. These menare all conference fiossihililies.PURDUE PREPARING •HARD FOR HOOSIERS Iowa City. IUniversity of law:day equaled ti e ' •or (ithe 70-yard inde 1 if; oHawkeye fh;-; - n : ..I inter-squ.'ui n (-o-' st;.;,. :i ( '(:< "I Bresnahan. !•. < . :■ p^ ■•'i: • -I ance, Cuhel wa- < ; y■ Allis(;n. Sal-'y.. ; ' M-irrI ' - u-i hel’s mark - ■— ■ • >- yi-i. ■, over the li. ' . •even.HAVE CONTEST FORFROSH TRACK STAR Purdue Host To Second AnnualHoosier Prep School Gym Meet To Give Talk OnLife Saving RTcndayMi' --eii’ml .innu.-l Itulia/ia ICehAti ietn: Association g’ynin is-tic meet is io be. In M at rurd.n; Uiu-ver- : -I i;i-l.iy aft,( rnoon, .M.ic.24 r.,1 ' 01 (li u! ■ <;) .m annou-n I me at; -ade 1'; i\; !.. I'leveft, ,l.--isf:i 1 di-M ■_ (), ties .ind ; . -.nm f i>coai h 1 n\it.,^lii)i’s .have be-* i iii '.'ledt: --v* S(H. Iiiftli - clniols ii( tl'O bite.All tii-f -I liool.s i.t J^i)( d st.'ndi:!;; .1' ■ - I lie fndian.T High Isch';o!.Afh'at;- A- oci.tlio.v ar.; •.•lig;!)le to( : t< ' (lie meet. .-1 l.-’i-, ;,y if-jt is expended fee tnea|;;i. (,.ichii:o- nn ct.ii. '■ 111'- I ky of W ley high -ch-.-o.,Te - - .ii(e waj? all around ehan.-r’ I f rl'e l'.)27 meet, pkicing rpat'■ I '.until 1 bar, tumbling ps -a!' ' !' IS aiid being h’gh point man.Letts Leads Field ByMaririn Bit ■■ 11-11.i hi'jI uniblinp• .1 i'ulivtwi-'e in LPeb.ii; is (') 1)0 ' e' 1 1 (in:, I'lil : In,.- : or I'i:-’in it Gonti-ta ils inI VI 'i(s wi 1 pi rformI ml .111 I'I I’-s, •) < 1. -LaKa.vette, Ind., Feb. l.o. ('oachWard Lambert’s pace setting Boiler¬maker basketball squad is taking abreathing spell preparatory to its in-viusioii of Bloomington next Saturlaynight for the all-important returncontest with Indiana. Purdue scoutswho watched the ('rimson workagainst Iowa last week came backwith reports that the Hoosiers looktwice as good as they did in the gamewith Purdue won earlier in the sea¬son. Rovivinc a . 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(l,.'j'' " I - - -i.iy iiorder t-* .* - tri- ■' (hecontest.In the i esul’- ■: IT 1 .< -•* -nd-ing hi-ad • lilt . ta- ' i; 'field, with Is'; '.'.'l ih In- • io.'-(-St conil'et't--!' - M -.hi- 'Wth iL.nPmarkers I . t*.- ; the verygood time ’ f ■ . q i ir t-ic quaitermile, and East. et i-rt.-( nt inthird place, in.a e ■1 --!) in th<: fiftyyard dash. T' < -t . -t 1h( -Illy out-.standing rriark.- -■ ' e.-ent..\t the ' ’'.(■ point to-tals are as follow.-;Letts 181.>Hihben 1050fhist 1000Re i witch 500Gumm 500Weiss 450Shernotf 325McCorm;!ck . . 300Goldman 300Livingston . . 250.leffries . . . 250 ants will swing Iv..,. mi.ni*i-;. F ■bschis ' j.-, allov.'i'd Id i-ompo'e t'v-) boyir; each t'ver.l, will) mii-t bo i liniblu- • V -nil.in,1. S.lni.) High Soho()lAtn.elic Associalion riilos. .Jndao'.-;. - • • b I', i fiii '.nco <; 1 I !ic1 ‘(.1 If) I'oir.ls, too; for difficulty.1 iv :(>; (in ’ v I'f I'■iidiiiiation and fivef: r 'm rn.A to.Milifui Iropli/ will he awardedi- * ‘ ' sciii'ol ri <•( iviiig the groat.'s(’ :ta. (.1 ludgi 4 ii I ir.ls f; c the entn-e•ae-T. itoM, : liver, bronze and artf "I /.» nii'dai will gi) t-; ’.vinin r- off’l--* f-ui I l:i< < •: is larli fver.t. G dd.: iiroii/.e .i.i i .u *-bronze med.,!w::l 1)1 .iw.irdi'd to the four indivin-. . ■ I'r-.;!,;-: -h-i gri-,u. s lot-I .>l• ' 'o Ilf ■ oil.- cut r - nu“ t.If ,ds .inn Ii (b ii*', will b.- fiirn.-li-Ifio-a ('lit* riiijj the moot as 'veil'ttur entertainment.1 III- gynn.i tic imn-t was lioM I < r'nt ' ■ ’lo.n l.ist year and attr.o-fi diTuuor) .itUnition. Interest in e'^on;'i-- •; in-! c.i-'.'ii.;-., especially in rb-o(i-'c:. cbools of the st.iT<* an-i ; ti'ni.w.bt.WISCONSIN SEXTETTEBATTLES WOLVERINESIN TWO-GAME SERIEST- 11 t ,-1,1(1 1 (-morrow Wisc-onsinjin ' : os .vil -.-e the Badger sex-i- i‘ lie Inst time thi.> win-'er.j b -; .\li(iin4a.i loicl: cl-*-ms will meetj./idi! y F.ir((uli,.r - boy.s here i.. av-.o goi e .-(lbs on the lowp:;)us i'll ’<It.’ Wolverines arrived 4>es(rt;.-,-from ..liiiiu apo.i.s where they j;-'■ -. .. ■ 1 i.ian 1)1-- wi*ii tin- Go'-Id he oii(cn:,ie fai'ed to elevatej fre n '!-.e .•i j;..,', blit thi- - -nn ;i 1 d.e gd!..;'- will b*- o- ' rI W ; II If man i.s cliarit,’*j'lc::. i-s -'I l.(. -'tarted ^' nt S o'c'o .k Farquhar, for the :Idu :! , ' !.. on workin.g und(.-se. I. ■; ! - (!b -p dll. to mod*- -: •; femr. , ,i(u The ice has lie*..Liking it necessar ''n ! I !:.,i;i) t,, ,,i'aeti-.-e '■ h: Kdith Ballwebber, of thephysical .diuat'o' depart-■ill talk on Bed C’oss lifeext Mond.'v .-T 4 s i in flitT.'a Nbtyes hallo wlio exj ect T: V.' ’ o-s lil'e-.-a . i:m‘ lid this 1( . fur ■c on the siih'ectvon ■‘h s quarter. . 'nibb mreqnir'• it is the■v-bich will SPEED FEATUSIESIN l-lll CRAI'fUNGSELECT WOMEN’SJunior Squad Favored ToWin Title, . i r"'.,r*,-1*fiu, .Aibe \ i-and 1I ' b,’,.:n ll;'as e;-j • .'■ ..'I-e and In-lA. .A I- .'thav,-1 'I . ap \\ 11 ,v! dialm -d mat. ria..l!;v fi.-m th; t,, deft i' -I Minm.*.-oia hei'-'*. 'oI the ■ I ' r .,rd- .. t re r -yi' agair. • Go Ijjj; <t>;iu>r, the--- r-u will he h.u-k in the 1^;. '-n’s irterdass s\v’bnmirf»-, '• I'I- posted tod.ny on the .-'wimF”.]ic.tin board in the hast men;of Ida Noyes hall.t ’ms will be chosi n from*h---r -qijad.s by the swimmin'he.s, Miss Edith Ballv.ebln r and- L'lb n [.( Count.The Freshman squad ’ made u'nf 'n.'.vr'rp Bjork, HeUrp .S nicm andi ' nnor Tatge.erts, KF'e h’arnhnm, 2A\z, Sinah Kilzing. Putb Rysti'i- (* Scheib’er and Marjorii-■ '.e up thi Sophomore. n zabeth Ga't, AI rje-rie Tol-I th'nah Kif/irg arc veteran;''■ ..car’s Fi'i’^ihman team,.b;'.'iot-s are Ethel P-dgnallF, B, ,,..-. a, Emmorotte Ibaw-'■'' 'y.s (iovicr, Irene Rudnick,[...r.’se Tebbetts, and CarolynTi p majority of the memr on the las'* year’s sopho‘• m and the -■.r; ;( i ready to'•, ' ..mpion.ship again this year. oi' cc'- w*'1 let theo). ; Expect Wiestling Tourney ToI Be Uuu3u.-»nyj Sucites'tf'ilJ Speed featured i.. tin. j rehriirai yj and semi-final matches in the 117,j 11^8, 138, and hcavyw.’ight divisionsj of the I-M w) » tournamentj were held last night, hbnals of thesej matches will bo liel.l March 2 in con-iunction with th. I M Winter Carni¬val whidi is to hr lodd in BartlettCym.Ovi r ih'i’ty coiili stmts showed up! *or (I;e p.relimin:'ries in these fourdiv.'siors, and, with tlnc-p men scheu-.!(’d for todaj’ ii. ttn. I47, 160, and177 pound classes, the wTestlingtournament ought t-.’ bo one of thej most successful ever held, accordingI Io Wally Hebert.Smith and Fhichs reac'hed the finalTi the 117 pound, rl.i'is. Two miii-pfes wore all that hTichs need-d to,-i.i Baker in onr of the fastestmat dies of the •• fl.'i noon, Fuchs’ e.x-perience, .gaiio d on the Freshmanrcuiad, seiwod him in good .stead andit enabled him to throw Baker.Wins In 54 SecondsIn the 128 pnui d class, Heokerand Swartz are the finalists. BothHecker and Swartz won by falls andought to provile a thrilling contestin the finals. Cooperider defeatedWoodruff in the shortest match - I”the day, winning in ,’54 seconds.PIANO JAZZ — MODERN HARMONYBe in demand. Let us show you the way to popularity.THE RICH STUDIOSOffer an unfailing Method—Quick and Easy6725 Stony Island. Loop StudioFairfax 9589 Evening Apts. Made. Wabash 7188 W. 0*'DINE AND DANCEATTHE PEONYChicago’s NewestChinese and American RestaurantNorth West CornerCottage Grove at 63rd StreetAaron Rosen’s Or'chestraFRIDAY NIGHT IS COLLEGE NIGHTNever Any Cover ChargeFor Reservation Fairfax 2982 HY SO MAIW^SlilOKEaS HAVECHANGED TO CHESTERFIELD...We S'^ATE it asour honest belief thatthe tobaipcos used inChesterfield cigarettesare of tijner qualityand heaee of bettertaste than in anyother ci^rette at theprice. J^CGETT at MykHSTobacco Co.• • • and what's more- 4THEY’RE MILs|tad yet THE^ SATISFY!BPage Six THEDALIY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1928I hut I’ve often seen her knees!—Don Jim CLASSIFIED ADSTO GEOG; DEPRECATIONNow listen, son,Come, pray have doneWith trifling, piffling verse;If songs yen sing, •Why can’t you bringA lesson, noble, terse?Your odes denudeMy attitudeOf praise you should deserve;Though I can seeSweet harmonyIn what you trickle forth.My reason stopsAt silly fopsWho don’t know what they’re worth;You. pale sv/eet lad ^Don't sing so bad.You can excite iny mirth;But you will learnThe worm will turnUnless your thoughts gain girth!—Cynical Sophie.THE Cl'lH' i> ('iK-ning tonight with1 piano recital hy jacoh Racinnsky andan exhihilicn of tlie panitings of Rn-lolph \VeiM.-nh(>rn. Atteuilance at thethe gala priii'itr i- h\ invitation only,and when Mr. Xiek Mat'onkas liaiuledn.s ■►he iitlle en.gr.o ed white card sig-nuh’ing (M'.r nn nilu r'lv.p in the c'noscnhundred we felt \ery ^nooly indeed.Then the \’t'i)le'^e (Ihlige idea dawnedupon or.r hig'.t-faUitin' i.iind and when¬ever any of the lower crust passedwithin hearing distance we rcir.em-’)ered our ii.^'iti.'n and whistled !)i:>of Chopin and Tschaikowsky so that-he’’ would know we were Soir.ebodyThere’s Nqthtn.t, Like HorseingAround!George:Headline in the Maroon: “Announce?!an for Infroducing I’roni Trotters.”—Xow they’re on the right track!—A1 Van.LTWELVE luinr> of conrimionswork behind locked doors is demand¬ed hy tile l'ni\ei>ity of Texa' ('f it-students in the department of Arch.-•ectr.re as a recjuirement for gra'lnc-‘ion. Xn dou'it helivn- a man gets lii-degree in l.aw d omi tliere he mu-t'Hioke a box of cigar.> at a single Gt-Let HER Do the Stoppingdeorge:If you’ve heard this one stop me—Yes. sir, I’ve never met her nephew THE M AROOX announced \ e>ter-day, “Like Socrates of old, Dr. R. J.llonner, as.sistant professor of (ireek,will gaher Ids followers about him ata tea t.i he given tomorrow at hi.shnuie.” Tea! Like Socrates! Goshall Hemlock!—GEOGATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)Emerging s.nnewhat the worse for fa¬cial surgery, mas.^ages, and reducingdiets, the sweet young tldng liegius t<.>camp on the trail of men once more,and the cycle' starts all over. Scienceand all else fail when the age of fortv-iive or fifty is reached, and I)y thistime. aiiNWciw the sweet young tilinghas jirohahly had otfspring from oneof her hnshands and is chiefly eon-eerned with getting the hrat in hisposition in the world.”“As for Aloysins, he has been doingtlic same things as his wife, in tiie wavthat the male of the specie^ \\onld dothem. W’hile the sweet young thingwas jierfeetly willing to lent* one manat a time, .Moy-ins had found numog-amy a hit irkv-anne. and sig betweenwives he has het.n putting obstacles mthe path of rdl virtu.ni' femmes.Chorus girls and dancers and ."te-nographers and >tranded innocentshave all been plucked hy hks powerfuliiand. He carries a most perMia>iveargument in his signature, and v\h.en-ever it speak.s from commercial iiaperall are wont to hearken. Ye>, caramia, Aloysins takes his place in theworld as a true man of culture. Some¬where along the line some judge ha,-given him the custody of a chila. too.and the next wife in the line rearsit in proper manner . .“We, cara nii.-^, are as filtli lieneat'nthe feet of these people. If we arefoolish we worship them from afar. Ifwe are wise we i,gnore lliv-m. And asfor their attitude toward u;—can't v onsee? We simiil\ ‘have no appreciationfor the finer things of fife . . .”—Leon R. Gross. 1 LOST—lirown attendance hook he-' longing to Tariion Club. Findgr pleaseleave at IVe'^s Building or notify K.^foore. Dor. 1954.WILT- Laly w!io lost string ofl>carls at Spanish I'wsta please call atoffice in Ida X'o\es Hall? Room please return immediately toHelen King, at Foster Hall.FOR SALE—Man’s Raccoon Coat—Practically new, silk lined, .'X-lmarking. Big sacrifice at $225.00. CallMr. Rutzen, State 8700.Two light, airy roms for gentlemen;I .S 1.00 per wek eaeli. 5525 Kimbark Ave.M dway 8S59.Bargain—Royal Xu. 10 typewriter.Redrield. Hvtic r,.rk 2955.WILL THE GIRL who took thegreen umbrella from the Tower STUDETS desiring to earn someextra money call Triangle 0448. Askfor Mrs. Swink. No manual labor,no canvassing. You supply the leads,we do the rest. King’s radio andmusic shop. girl who does grade work. Gir’lives near campus. Phone or call ,atMedical Sov’t! Sicvice Office, MaxEpstein Clinic. Margaret Morris. Vincennes 1426.Tuxedo for sale, size 08; first-classcondition: priced reasonalde. Nelson,Fairfax 8975.Tuxedo, size .19; rea.sonahle; excel¬lent condition. I'airfax 6842 after sisLOST—White gold wrist watch andbracelet. Reward for return. Notify Two light rooms for gentlemen; $6.00per week each. 5527 Ktmhark Avenue.Plaza 1541.SACRIFICE for prompt re-sale—5 room apt. in high grade co-oi^era-tive bldg. Fine lobby, Frigidaire. NearlYiiversity, I. C., and L. Rented toMay 1 at 60 per profit. Total month¬ly assessnien: $77. Mrs. Andrews.5703 Blackstone Ave., Dor. 28%.FOR S.ALE—Tuxedo, size IIS. Canhe altered. Call Saginaw od'dO, be¬tween 6 and 8 or early morning.W.XX'TED—Woman student tr, dovi.....*!teer tutoring for a 10 year old UNIVERSITY LUNCH J. H. FINNIGAN5706 Ellis Ave. Druggistfry Our Minute Service Lunch Cigars, Cigarettes, Candy,35c Ice CreamChop Suey & Chow Mein 55th St. at Woodlawn AvenueOur Specialty Phone Midway 0708EUROPE-1928flradiia'e ■.tndent personally ctp-dneting a small restricted group.!' • ie-vali .US ni'-v.EXtrLAND, HOT.LAXD. GER¬MANY. ^WITZERl.AXD andFK.WG’’58 DAYS $690.00CallMISS MOULTON6225 Woodlawn Ave.Midway 5171INSIST UPONCOTY FACE POWDERSOne dollar the boxLES POUDRESCOTYTgyiTH COTY FACE POW-DERS you are assured ofsupreme quality, of the deli¬cate fineness that gives al¬ways a soft, clear smoothnessto the skin. Nine true shades.L’ORIGAN PARIS EMERAUDE CHYPRE STYXJASMIN DE CORSE LA ROSE JACQUEMINOTL’OR L’AMBRE ANTIQUE MUGUET “Hoot, Mon, Luckies dinna hurtmy throat or wind,” saysSir Harry Lauder, celebrated starIt*s toastedNo Throat Irritation-No Coutlh. *‘It takes a Scotchman to truly appre^date that wonderful toasted flavor thatconies in Lucky Strikes* Vve smokedLuckies for years and all this time Vvebeen active in my work which demandsa clear voice for singing and goodwind for dancing. And so I say toSandy McQregor, *lt*s always a brabricht moonlicht nicht with Luckies^Hoot, Mon, they dinna hurt my wind orthroat,***CiAA^‘^The Cream ofthe Tobacco Crop’^for Lucky Strikesgays tobacco loosedeaf warehouieman‘‘I buy Tobacco — I sell Tobacco — IFox-hunt for my occasional pleasure.In my business, 1 have noticed thatin this Southland where tobaccogrows, The American Tobacco Com¬pany buys ‘Tlie Cream of the Crop*for their LUCKY STR JKE Cigarettes.I am glad to testify as to their quality;their growth is no surprise to me,because I know what goes into theirmantifucture.”