Y. M. C. A. cam*paicnnt for $500 stu¬dent subscription. 30^ ^mile liailp Jllaroon ^ Freshmen vote onclass nomineesThursday.Vol. 26. No. 66.Main StreetBy Milton S. Mayer UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1928Editor’s Note—Our illustrious col¬umnist, Milton S. Mayer and his pro¬geny “Main Street” are amongst usmortals again. The Athenaeum, stillcontinuing its present policies, will befound in this issue on page 3.Alas for those who never sing.But die with all their music in them!That is the little refrain that hasbeen humming through the head ofthis public servant ever since the sunny day that the Administration reached out its long arm and biirst onemore bubble that bid fair to give theworld of men and letters what it hadso long waited for. “\ou are a veryfine fellow,” the .Administration said“and all that, but there is a time andplace for everything, and here andnow are not the time and place foryou.” “But my public . . . ?” I pleaded, and two big tears galloped downmy rosy checks and settled on myvest. “We know, we know,” said theAdministration. “Life without you willholil mUhing for them, and this hurtsus as much as it hurts you. but inthe interests ot law ann oraer you’rea ne’re-do-well, and you go int(.> dry-dock for six weeks. So dun t esk.” SoI didn't. Six weeks up the river havemade a new man of me, and, as theiron gates clang behind me you see aman, who like the maiden in the story,has hope in his soul. How long it willbe before I run amuck again I can’tsay. But we gave them hell at Aix-Chapelle and here we are again.Any ploughman wending his wearyway homeward last evening mighthave observed that a half-masted flagflapping in the rain is a lonely spec¬tacle, at best. Karl Konrad Koessleris deao. A good life. his. .A great one,I suppose. Aind here are you and I,possibly not even leading good lives,probably not living great ones. Nohalf-nnasted flags for us. And yet,what are the odds? .A pat in the facewith a spade, as they say, a lilly may¬be, and a blanket, six feet thick, tokeep us warm. .And a headstone. Andthrow in a tombstone. And who s thericher? Who’s the richest? Oh yes. . .The men who “got the most” out oflife. The Lincolns say. and the Platosand the Koesslers. Well, what does“getting the most” out of life consistof? Twenty-one is contemptuous ofmaudlin sentiment (like this) andsneers at eighty-one, because eighty-one insists that it knows, b'ive-and-ten-cent |)latitude.s Are not taken veryseriously by youth. I m the first tolampoon them usually. And yet it sraining out. It’s raining on ThomasEdison and on the hobo walking downthe street, and it isn’t raining on Cae¬sar, and it isn’t raining on me. I reada poem of Carl Sandburg’s once . . .oh, well.I hate to think of this day’s lowde.scending sun getting away withouta P. S. about the Playfest last week¬end. A crook play, a sophisticatedplay, a farce, and a melodrama—all intwo hours, and all produced so riot¬ously well and all written and acted soswankishly by the boys and girls wehitherto thought were just ordinaryboys and girls like the rest of us. TheDramatic Association didn’t bawlabout “student support” and then dotheir stuff on the Mandel boards be¬fore an empty house. They knewwhat a bunch of muckers we arearound here, and, rather than be leftwaiting at the church, they loped upto the Reynolds Club theatre, and onlytwo hundred souls, so to speak, gotin on the doings. Too bad, is all Igotta say, too bad. FRESHMEN NOMINATE OFFICERSName Prep Meet Committee ChairmenY.M.C.A. INAUGURATES ANNUAL FINANCE CAMPAIGNSTUDENTS LEADFIVE HUNDREDDOLLAR DRIVEFunds Raised on CampusSupport Work OfLocal Y.M.C.A.In an effort to raise $500 by stu¬dent subscription the Lhiivcrsity \. M.C. -A. begins its annual finance drivethis week.Students Solicit FundsThe committee in charge of the driveis composed of Minott Stickney, chair¬man of the finance committee: CharlesWarner, promotion chairman; HarryHagey and Robert McKinley, incharge of solitation and the selectionof twenty co-workers from variou.scampus activities; John Crowe, busi¬ness manager of the Cap and (lown,and David Prosser, who handle therecords and correspondence for thecampaign.Use Money For WorkThe Y. M. C. A. at the Universityis supported by <lonations from fourdifferent sources, the downtown office,the Ibiiversity. the faculty, and thestudents. Each year, the faculty do¬nates $500 aiifl the student body at¬tempts to eciual tliis sum through itsfinancial drive. The sum raised is usedby the stmlent cabinet to direct thefre'^hmen fellowship groups, the (irailand talks given by prominent men ofcami)us to settlement groups or \.M. C. .A. workers.Workers SpeakLast riinrsday, .Arthur Compton,recent winner of the Nobel prize,spoke regarding the work of the V.M. C'. .A. before all those actively en-gage<l in solitations. Eighteen of themen at this meeting are deliveringtalks at settlement groups and l)eforefathers’ and sons' baiupiets.In the near future, Ken Rouse and(Continued on page 6) Tradition BringsFull Dress SuitsBack For PromMason Named OnHoover CommitteePresident Max Mason was appointedSaturday by Secretary of CommerceHoover to serve on a committee ofthirteen which has been created forthe purpose of making an exhaustivestudy of present day business condi¬tions.The new commission will first meetFebruary 21 in New York with Secre¬tary Hoover acting as chairman, ac¬cording to present plans. The commit¬tee will make a survey of conditionsinvolving shifts in employment, meth¬ods of production and distribution inindustry and agriculture, problems ofcommerce and trade. Names of those attending the Wash¬ington Prom will be run in a specialsouvenir addition of the Daily Ma¬roon .... the tritditional Prom-Ma¬roon, which will be distributed at theball. With this arrangement reinstatedin the plans, the leaders request thateach couple place a slip with theirnames attached in the box in theDaily Maroon office at Ellis hull. Allstubs must be in tomorrow.Contrary to the precedent establish¬ed last year, full dress suits will beworn by the Prom leaders. This is inaccordance with the old tradition andwas decided at a meeting of the lead¬ers.Arrange Specu/l MusicSpecial orchestrations to lie playedat the Prom are being arranged by(iuy lAunbardo and his Royal Cana¬dians, broadcasters from the Granadacafe over WBBM.Prances Kendall and Bob Masseywill lead the right wing and pleanorWilkins and John McDonough willlead the left. This arrangement is con¬trary to an announcement made in theChristmas issue of the Daily Maroon.Some tickets are yet available at theDailv Maroon office. EIGHT MEN HEADWORK ON TENTHANNUAI^URNEYCrisler Elxpects FourHundred BasketBall Stars Conduct FuneralService TomorrowFor Dr. KoesslerHerrick, NewmanWrite ‘Notables’“Brains of Rats and Men,” by Dr.C. Judson Herrick of the Departmentof .Anatomy and "The Nature of theWorld and t)f .Man” edited l)y Dr. Ho¬ratio Hackett Newman of the Depart¬ment of Zoology and written by six¬teen I’lyversity professors, are two ofthe forty “most notable books of192()” selected by the American Libra¬ry .Association for the League of Na¬tions.Mr. H. L. Mencken says of the for¬mer in the “.American Mercury.” “It isperhaiis, the best summary of theknown facts about mental processesyet put into English.” The FreslimanSurvev class is silent about its text.ROYDEN LECTURESEngland’s n!(ost distinguished wom¬an preacher, Maude Royden. willspeak to her first Chicago audience.Sunday at 3:15 at Orchestra hall, riiecami)us branch of the L. AV. .A. iscooperating with tl:e downtown branchof the W. in selling tickets.Maude Royden is a graduate of(f)xford, a writer and speaker of noteand is the author of several books, in¬cluding “Unarmed State.’’ Committee chairmen for the tenthannual interscholastic high school hasketball tournament headed by LalonFarwell were announced yesterdayThey are George Reed and Harry Ha¬gey, Programs; Ray Murphy, Pub¬licity; Perry Thomas, ArrangementsBob .McKinley. Rushing; Charles Cutter. Housing; Ru;|Kell Whitney, Entertainment; and Cameron Eddy, decora¬tions.Tournament SmallerThe national contest, which is thelargest of the kind held in the UnitedStates, will probably not be quitelarge this year according to CoachCrisler. “Last year there were forty-three team^ competing from thirty-eijfht states with thirty-two statecKampion.s included in the number.The problem tha^ faces the commis¬sion is not that of securing teams butof selecting them carefully, since thereis quite a demand to enter a contestof such national scope,” commentedCri(sler.“About 400 athletes are neverthelessexpe^cted to come this year. Invitations will be sent out to all high-chool state champions as fast as theyarc determined beginning the last ofFebruary. The winner of this tourna¬ment is recognized as the nationalchampion.”Divide WorkThe program conunittee has chargeof the programs used during the tour¬nament, in getting the articles and theadvertising for them. The vast amountof publicity incidental to this contestis handled by the publicity committee.(Continued on page 6)Prof. Barnes HeadsAd Survey BureauElly Ney, Celebrated Pianist,Gives Recital In Mandel TodayMme. P'lly Ney, pianist celebratedon two continents, will appear in aconcert recital today at 4:15 in Man-del hall. She will play three move-mjcnts of the Sonata in C Major byMozart and three of Beethoven’s Son¬ata in C Sharp Minor three numbersby Chopin and selections by Bach,Schumann and Debussy,Madame Ney who was born inBonn, Germany, the birthplace ofBeethoven, at sixteen wOn the Men¬ delssohn prize, the greatest mu.sical•award in Europe. Since then she hasbeen constantly in the public eye.Leopold Schmidt, leading Germancritic has called her “the greatest liv¬ing genius of the piano.”Madame Ney is the wife of PaulFlorent .Allais, a former student at theUniversity and a resident of HydePark.Tickets for the concert arc on saletoday in Room 202, Cobb hall for 50cents. ^Nathaniel .A. Barnes, associate pro¬fessor in marketing, has been chosendirector of a staff to coordinate andanalyze the results of a comprehensivesurvey of advertising initiated by theInternational Advertising association,rhe staff is planned to be an “impar¬tial bureau of research and education”and will do little original research. Itwill collect its information from coop¬erating agencies such as universities,scientific societies, economic researchfoundations and government bureaus.Miss Genevieve M. Pldmonds, form¬erly of the Curtis Publishing company,and Miss Marjorie K. Lins, secretaryto the general manager of the Inter¬national Advertising association, willassist Professor Barnes.ADDAMS ON CAMPUSMiss Jane .Addams, head of HullHouse, will speak tonight at 6:30 inthe sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall ata dinner to be given in honor by theSocial Service club. Her subject is“Early Settlements in England and.America.”Miss Addams’ talk will deal withthe historical, ascent of settlementw'ork in the two countries ftnd theindividual cases which have markedtheir progress. Dr. Karl Konrad Koessler, Profes¬sor of Pathology in the Otho S. ASprague Memorial Institute and As¬sociate Clinical Professor of Medicineat Rush Medical college, both part ofthe University died yesterday of highblood pressure due to Bright’s disease.On Staff Ten YearsDr. Koessler was born in A'ienna,November 6, 1880 and had been amember of the medical staff of theuniversity for the past ten years. Lastyear, he published a pai)er in the Jour¬nal of the American Medical Associa¬tion, sim/ultaneously with one by Doc¬tors Minott and Murphy of HarvardUniversity, on the value of liver as atreatment for pernicious anemia. Itwas Dr. Koessler's theory that vitamincontent of food was a factor in thetreatment of anemia and in additionto liver, he advocated foodstuffs richin certain vitamins. The Harvard ex¬perimenters believed that the liveralone was effective.Services TomorrowA son, Horace, a student at the I’ni-versity survives. Mrs. Koessler diedlast year. Funeral services will beheld tomorrow at 2:30 from his home5648 Dorchester Avenue. THREE COMPETEFOR PRESIDENCYOF FRO^ CLASSMaxant, Rexinger, andZacharias AreCandidatesMirror AspirantsTry Out TodayThe Mirror is all set to reflect theimage of I’rudence Parks dancing inher flashy “High Heels.” But whereis Prudence? Tryouts today at 2:30 inthe tower room under the directionof Mr. Frank Hurburt O’Hara willundoubtedly an.swer the question.Ten posters have been submitted, tolate, and will be judged by the postercommittee sometime today. Thosewho are serving in this capacity are:Edward F. lG)thschild. acting headof the .Art dci)artment, Frank O’Haraof the .hbyglish department. Miss Lau¬ra A’^an Peppelendam, instructor inArt, Helen King and Helen McDou-gall.STAGG RADIO TALKA. A. Stagg will speak tonight overstation AVM.AQ on “Building a Life”after having been introduced by KenRouse. This will he done to oblige anumber of A’MCA groups who were un¬able to get these two m^en as speakersat their gatherings. These groupshave been informed of this talk byM. D. McLean, secretary of the Y.M. C. A. Nominees for Freshman class of¬fices are: for president: William Max-ant, Teke; Scott Rexinger, Phi Psi;William Zacharias, Sigma Chi. MarionFlckhart, Sigma, is the only candidatefor vice president. Candidates for sec¬retary are: Eleanor Eastwood, Esoter¬ic and Evelyn Stinson, .Mortar Board.For treasurer, Brant Bonner, KappaSig; Kenneth Crowder, Phi Gam;Lester Freudenthal, Zeta Beta Tau;William G|rvey, Beta; and SidneyYates, are the candidates.Election will take place Thursday.Polls will be open from 9 to 3. Somemember of the Election board willbe at the polls at all times to super¬vise the election. Members of theboard are: .Arnold Johnson, AnnetteAllen, Jane Sheean, Paul Brady andCharles Cutter..All fre.shmen to vote must havetheir class cards, according to ArnoldJohnson, who is chairman of the Elec¬tion board. Freshmen must presenttheir cards at the time of voting andhave them punched. Freshmen willthen sign their names on a voter’s list,the signature will then be comparedwith that on the class card. If thefreshman fulfills all these requiremfcntshe will be presented with a ballot.'I'he election is the first to be runoff under the new system inauguratedthis year. Previously, the board incontrol of elections had been compos¬ed of almost the entire UndergraduateCouncil. The new Board was createdfor the purpose of judging and con¬trolling this election and all otherswhich follow. All decisions of theElection board will be final in thiselection.Turkish OfficialsCommend Mai^nHigh officials of the Turkish gov¬ernment have recognized the DailyMaroon as “.America’s greatest news¬paper.”H. H. von der Osten, the Univers¬ity’s Hittite excavator, on his returnfrom Asia Minor last year found thatI'he Daily Maroon had spoken sohighly of the courtesy of the Turkishgovernment that he bought twelvecopies and sent them to various Turk¬ish officials—hence the high commen¬dation of the Daily Maroon by the of¬ficials who were even more courteousto Mr. von der Osten this year.Playfest Calls Forth FavorableComments As Success of SeasonBy Charles H. GoodNorth shore society mingled withprominent faculty members and under¬graduates at the Dran^atic association’sPlayfest Friday and Saturday nightsin the Reynolds theatre, at which fourtudent-written plays were nroduced..All agreed it was a satisfactory andthought-provoking achievement, andone of the niost interesting features ofan interesting and productive seasonon the part of the Dramatic associa-f*-r *.« oleasant to realize that Uni¬ versity students can write, act andstage plays of such a high quality asexhibited.The plays were arranged in a cli¬matic order, with the shorter onesfirst. Of the four, the best was prob¬ably Sterling North’s “Two Gentsfrom K. C.” It also presented the mostinteresting problems in acting andVeronica Palandech and Lois Mead¬ows, alternating in the part of “Anna”did some fine work. Alexander Dun-(Continued on page 4)1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1928I1 (Lift iatlg marnnnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPEK OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morniiiKS, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.O0 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. SiriRle copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postolfice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ol publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE,ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenChart's H. Good — Day EditorLouis tangle - Day EditorEdwin Levin - Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior ElditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibbuney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Si>orta EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer F'riedman * Sport AssistantEmmarette D8"-«on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovey-*!! —...AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising Correspondent OFFICIAL NOTICESTuesday, Febriwry 14Radio Lecture: “Human Relations inIndustry." James Mullenbach, of Hart,Scliaffner and Marx. 8, Station WMAQ.Religious Service for all members ofthe University, conducted by the Divin¬ity Faculties. .Assistant ProfessorDavis Edwards of Public Speaking.11:50, Joseph Bond chapel.Recital by Elly Xey, pianist (Univer¬sity Orchestral Association), 4:15, Man-del hall.Social Service Gub Dinner. “EarlySettlements in England and America."Miss Jane .\ddams. 6:30, Ida Noyeshall.Public I^'cture (downtown) : “PercyBysshe Shelley.” Asscx'iate ProfessorCarl Henry Graho of the English De¬partment. 6:45, Fullerton hall. The .^rtInstitute.Christian Science Societi^ 7 :30, Thorn¬dike Hilton Memorial chapel.Extension Lectures in Religion andLeadership Training Classes; “TheChrist of Faith and the Changing Cen¬turies," Dean SFiailer Matthews of theDivinity School, 7 ;30, Joseph Bondchapel. “The Monuments and the OldTestament" (illustrated). Professor IraPrice, Professor Emeritus of the Sem¬itic Language and Literature. “ReligiousDrama,” 8:30, Swift 106. ProfessorFred Eastman of the Department of Re¬ligious Literature and Drama, 8:30,Swift 208.Radio lecture: “Training for Life."Profes.sor .Xmos .\lonzo Stagg, of theDepartment of Physical Culture and.\thletics, 7:40, Station \VM.\Q.Westminster Club, The ReverendRalph Davis. Pastor. Hyde Park Preshyterian Church. 8. Ida Noyes hall.Wednesday, February 15Religious Service for all members of I the University, conducted by the Divin¬ity Faculties, Dr. Frank Gibson VV'^ard,Professor of Religious Education andDean of the Chicago Theological Semi¬nary. 11:50, Joseph Boand chapel.Radio Lecture; “Human Relations inIndustry.” James Mullenbach, 8, Sta¬tion WMAQ.Faculty Women's luncheon. 12, IdaNoyes hall.The Chemistry Journal club. “Trans-annular Isomerism in the AnthraceneSeries.” Dr. J. E. Cole. 2 ;30, Kent 20.Mathematics club. “The Problem ofPlateau." Dr. Jesse D^ -glas. NationalResearch, Fellow. 4.15, Ryerson 37.Junior Pliychological club, “The .M)derhalden Reaction I'est” Dr. W illiamOghurn, Professor of SiH'ioIogy. 4:3/.I’syclioiogy lA.Renaissance Society. “How to Judgean Etching.” Mrs. Bertha E. Jaques.Founder of the Chicago Society ofEtchers. 4 ;30. Print Room, The .XrtInstitute.History of Religious club. .AssociateProfessor .Vlliert Eustace Haydon of tlieDepartment of Comparative Religion.7:30. Ida Noyes hall. ^Radio Concert: University Choir^:00. Station WLS.Organ \'espers, Harris Rockwell \’ail,Instructor in Mathematics. 5. JosephBond chapel.TIic University Religious Service.Everything From theOrientat5644 Harper AvenueWe are wholesalers and there¬fore you benefit by our cheapprices.Bolotin’s Oriental GiftsTel. Hyde Park 9448 “The Mystical Outlook on Life,” Pro¬fessor Hayward Keniston of the Span¬ish Department. 7, Joseph Bond chapel. Organ Prelude, Mr. H. R. Hall, 6:45.Zoology Club, 4:30. Zoology 29.THE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac~tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmento/ a Department of Music. ,3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-town students.6. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement oj Oie Intercollegiate Debate.8. ImproyemetU •/ the Year Beek,9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.LOUIS H. ENGEL, Night EditorGRADES INDISCREETLY OBTAINED Would youwear an apron to a‘The Dansant”?thought is amusing, horrifr-laughable or ludicrous, yetIt 18 an apt analogy for what «thoughtlessly ^oiug on in thfe finoold art of writing letters. Pcoploarc writing letters of high sodalimportance on cheap, common*place paper; letters of hnsinesaimport on folded sheets of variouf^ hues. We are offering especiallyattractive and appropriate sele^tions of modem writing paper.•uggesung the three kindsenqueue demands should he inevery home: Crane’s for the verybest; Eaton s Highland Linen foreveryday correspondence; Eaton’aDeckle Vellum, a flat sheet forthe man. CometousfortheJateat•ad the beat.See Display at theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Ave.OPEN SATURDAY AFTERNOONmatter of students er-cheating to speak plainly, in exam--K inations and quizzes is one of the most distressing in our col¬leges. Deans have given it much thought, perturbed studentshave formed honor commissions, and yet the practice of getting“extraneous assitance,” to speak mildly, in examinations and thelike continues, as none can doubt. It is not a new problem butone that is probably as old as organized education itself. But itis still a problem to be dealt with. That students in colleges resortto such practices is a situation that is perhaps to be more pitiedthan condemned.We are not grieved at the situation to the extent where wefeel that the youth of the nation is going to the dogs because someof them open notebooks or text books while they are taking quiz¬zes in Shakespeare or in Biology. Those students will probablymake as good citizens in the outside world as the members of theHonor Commission. But something ought to be done—and itseems that nothing has been done yet—to give those students amore wholesome attitude toward their school work. As we seeit the problem is a problem of attitude more than anything else.Grades obtained by such means are meaningless and do no harmin themselves—at least none to the rest of the student body.We are inclined to believe that the fault lies more in thesystem of grades and in the manner that examinations are giventhan with the students. At least, we feel that the problem canbe solved only by approaching it in that direction. It is certainthat if little stress is placed on grades there would be no greattemptation on the part of students to secure grades by goodmeans or foul. For instance, we have heard of students who werecapable of obtaining, say, B grades without the aid of shady prac¬tices, but who resort to cheating in order to obtain haloed Agrades. If there were but two grades, passed and failed, cheat¬ing of this kind would be eliminated. Further, we are inclinedto believe that almost all other types of cheating would pass ifthe whole grade system were thrown overboard. Under such cir¬cumstances the student’s work as evidenced throughout the termand the instructor’s impressions would be the basis for calculat¬ing passings and failures rather than the often misleading sys¬tem of averaging grades made in a number of examinations. Theformer, we feel, is a much more equitable basis and would havethe effect of eliminating much petty student knavery.As to examinations. Too often examinations are so designedas to ctimulate students into cheating than to the contrary. Cer¬tainly if quiz quetions are designed so as to require students togive their personal reactions and personal opinions rather thanrequirely merely the parrot like repeating of lectures or text¬book material there would be less temptation. In fact there wouldbe little need for cheating at all. At the same time we feel thatsuch examinations would be distinctly more beneficial. Theywould of course necessitate more trouble on the part of instruc¬tors in preparing and in reading them, but the results would beworth it.We recognize that we have not solved the problem. There ismuch more to be said and we would like to hear the students sayit. And YoO The M(SSuSIMTO MAKIH<3 a Bl=S,ILHANiT.Su <S <S S-StmoMTmAT CoUeSH OE VcxJRSjIS TetAFnece, Peter,I THIM'< VoU OUGHT, To i36.T AvjJaV To ACLIIVVATE AKiD ThS fHE.'X.T ^AOR^4(MG YoOGELT B/®vc:i< o^-J VexjR.criesagjette Diet okjcs more OH-H-H- BOV?! AiNl’TGR'R'RANO ^GloR'R'Riocjs reeuNj :r:Old GoldThe Smoother and Better Cigarettenot a cough in a carload01928, P. Lorillwd Co., LttMichigan beat Maroonsin hard fought game.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 14. 1928WOLVERINES NOSE OUT MAROONS, 26-23ICiUCAN SUBS RAUY TEAM TO AWIN; NORGREN IISES RYE FORWARDSlAYAIN ATTEMPT FOR A YiaORYFarwell, High Scorer Of Game, Ejected On Personals;Hoerger Watches Oosterbaan ButOthers ScoreBy a Staff CorrespondentAXX ARBOR. Mil H.—In a fero¬ciously battled game, Michigan sbasketball team snatched a 26-23 vie- The box score:ChicagoZimmerman, f B0torv from Nels Norgren’s Maroons at Changnon, f 1Ann Arbor last night. The Maroons Kaplan, f 1were battling to atone for a defeat on Farwell, f 3their own floor but the work of two Cooper, f 1Michigan .sub.stitutcs, Gawne and Gist, c 31Rose, turned the tide in favor of the Hoerger, gMaize and Blue. McDonough, g 0Produce Totals 10With Capt. Hoerger watcliing thefamous Oosterbaan like a hawk theWolverines all took a share in the MichiganOosterbaan, f B2scoring to collect 26 points. Dist a-ul Orwig, f “Faiwell got three field goals apiece, (i.Twne. f 2but the latter was forced from the Chapman, c 0game when his vicious guarding ex- .Met oy, gccednig the fouling limit. Norgren Harrigan, g 1used five forwards. Cooper getting his Rose, g 2first taste of conference competition. Totals 11 F100100103F00100034 P100401129P10121038W. A. A. AND CLUBINITIATE WEDNESDAY\V. A. A. and ” <-lul) will holdtheir combined initiation dinner at 6o’clock Wednesday afternoon in thesunparlor of Ida Noyes,Fifteen new mcnibers will be in¬itiated into \V. A. A. and eiyhtcen into“C” club.Tickets for the dinner are in the lobby of Ida Noyes hall. All ticketsniii't be ])urehased befi>re 6 tonight.Miriam Clarke is in charge of thedinner which will be $.50. June New-berger will take charge of the initiatesstunt and Florence llerzman will havethe care of the tickets.Speaker,-, at tiie dinner will be Mi.-s(icrtrnde Dudley, head of the Wom¬en’s Physical Kducation Department,.Annette Allen, president ot W. A. A.and Mildred Heindl, president of “C'hands of Amalia Nemec, Hazel Phil¬lips, Polly Ames, Annette Allen, Bet¬ty Brown and Mildred Heindl andwill be on sale all day today in the•SSOg-linRPERAVC-•PHONC . W0C.-PflRR'82S2-• -flRTOT-mOIOGWIPnm-AI. I. LEWIS now withCARROL BROS.BARilEK SHOPMidway 8832U(« E. t7th StreetCHICAGO Announcement!VARSITY CAFEOPENING1015 E. 55th St.‘WHERE GOOD FOOD ANDSMILING SERVICE MEET.’A Cafe for the College manor coed.By a Former College Man!Our Forty Cent LunchCan’t be Beat.Let’s All Get Acquainted.I Want Your Business andYou Need Mine.Exceptionally large single and double Hotel rooms; alsoKitchenette apartments suitable for larger groups. Pri¬vate baths. Complete hotel service. Dining room.Most Convenient to University and 1. C.Special Rates to Students.HYDE PARK MANOR HOTEL5500-14 HARPER AVENUEWANTED!A LIMITED NUMBER OF BLACK-FRIARS MUSICAL SCORESOF^^Macliinnations of Max”“Naughty Nineties.”Please bring these scores to Chuck Harris atMaroon office for which he will pay $2.00 acopy. Tracksters, Fencers, GymnastsWrestlers Win During Week-EndStart IntramuralGrappling Tourneyliitra-mural wre.stling competition inall weights will be held Wednesdayand Thursday of tliis week. On Wed¬nesday prelims in the followingWeights will he run off: 117 lb. 3:3-1:30; 127 Ihs., 4:30-5:15; 137 lbs.. 5:15-0:00; heavyweight, 600-6:30. Onriinrsday, the schedule will he as fol¬lows: 147 lbs., 3:.10-4:.30; 160 lbs.,4:30-5:30; 177 lbs., 5:30-6:30.Physical examination is necessaryfor competition and all candidates mustbe e.vainined by Dr. Molander sometime before the meet and must reportin the varsity quarters in the weststand for weighing in a half an hourbefore their event is scheduled.INTRAMURAL FOULSHOOTING TO STARTThe annual foul shooting tourna¬ment will start h'eh. 13. The tourna¬ment this year will he accompanied byeven greater interest than usual due tothe trophy the University of Minne¬sota is giving the organization scoringthe most baskets during the foul shoot¬ing tournaments in the “Big Ten.”I'.ach organization must have atlea't five men entered in the meet.In the finals of the handball tourna¬ment Wattenhurg won from Leo May21-14. and 21-13.Read the Daily Maroon University of Chicago athletes cele¬brated the week-end by trimming fouropposing Conference teams. Thetrack team overwhelmed the Boiler¬makers outfit by a score of 51j4 to34>^. T he gymnastic team live up totheir re])ntation by completely sub¬merging the Ohio State turners. Thewrestling team took a one point vic¬tory from Iowa and the fencing teamgrabbed a similar victory from Ohio.Coach Hoffer’s athletes scored 1286.-76 points to Ohio’s 1047.00. Chicagoso comi)lctely outclassed Ohio thatthey took every place in the meet ex¬cept second place in tumbling. Capt.Flex nor and Davidson performed intheir usual style.The track team showed consider¬able ini])rovenient in defeating theBoilermaker outfit. Gleason, Schulz,jack>ou. Weaver. Hayden, Frey, Ger¬hart and Williams were the outstand¬ing Maroons. Jacksop ran his firstreal race and his victory showed himto be a “comer.” Urist scored his firstpoints fur C hicago by taking third inthe half mile.The Ohio fencers conference cham¬pions f(,r the last two years, enteredthe fray as toi)hcavy favorites. Wal¬lace turned in the best performanceof the evening by winning 2 of his 3foilhouts and scoring Chicago’s lonecounter in the duelling swords. Fried¬man showed great effectiveness in de¬feating Captain I.orher of Ohio State, I the outstniiding fencer in the confer'-ence.The Maroon wrestlers completed theChicago landslide by licking the low'awrestlers 14 to 13. Fishman won afall from Deeran of Iowa in 8 min¬utes and 10 seconds In the 128 poundclass Narden lost to the Iowa man.O'Brien took a decision in the 135pound class by defeating Mallay in atwo overtime period bout. Capt. Pen-stone displayed his usual skill in tak¬ing a fall from Ahearns. Bradley lostsion, but Krogh made up by downinga fall and Saunderby dropped a deci-his opponent.WOMEN PLAY DECKTENNIS TOURNAMENTDrawings have been made in thewomen’s deck tennis tonrnainent now-being played off in the gymnasium atIda Noyes hall. The schedule hasbeen placed on the bulletin hoard inthe balcony of the gymnasium.The games have been arranged ina winners’ and a losers' tournament.Women who have registered for thesport should play off their matches assoon they can. so that there will be aslittle confusion as possible.Deck tennis is played on a courtsimilar to that of lawn tennis witheither a ring of rubber or a five poundsack of sand for a ball. MAROONS TO FACESTIFF COMPETITIONAT QUADRANGULARPowerful Wisconsin TrackTeam Favored ToWinMaroon track men will spend aweek in strenuous training for the an¬nual Quadrangular meet at EvanstonSaturday night, in which Ohio, Wis¬consin and Northwestern will be theother teams. Though the Badgers arethe favorites to win the meet, the Chi-tories to its credit, will be an importantfactor.Coaches Stagg and Merriam cf thecago team, with two dual meet vlc-Maroons will be hard put to get to¬gether good mile and two mile relayteams. The mile team probably willbe better of the two, for Schulz, asophomore who is one of the bestquarter milers in the Big Ten; Root,who finished second in the Purduemeet; Larry Apitz, the football player,who is just getting into shape, andCapt. Dick Williams, will compose thequartet.In the individual events, the Ma¬roons w'ill show good strength.Courtney Gleason in the 60 yard dash;Harold Haydon and Laurel Smith inthe hurdles; Charles Weaver and VinLibby in the shot; Williams in themile, and Frey and Bennett in thehigh jump should all be point win¬ners.#yv #5 MOiyTHS^**NEARLY A IMILLIOM lUEIM HAVECHAIMCED TO CUESTEHFIELD !TUEY SATISFY AMD H£RE*$ WHY:We STATE it as our honestbelief that the tobaccos used inChesterfield cigarettes are offiner quality and hence of bettertaste than in any other cigaretteat the price.Liccnr ft Myeks Tobacco GouPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1928HAPPY VALENTINE DAY! ! !For twenty-four dizzy hours out ofthe 8,784 that go to make up this Leapyear—(multiply it yourself, 366 times24)—our old friends Learning and Re¬search come down from their campuspedestals to make room for thatnaughty little Dan Cupid boy. Thoughcenturies old, this mischievious infantseems to rely on the same fundamen¬tal principles that have carried nim topopularity and success from, the verybeginning. We suspect, however, tliatdynamite has taken the place of histraditional bow and arrow—judgingfrom the way he has st)nie of our ac¬quaintances up in the air.THE PROBLEM now contronts us—How shall we personally celebrateou” \ alentinc Day? Poetry, it seems,is the only artistic expression of emo¬tion that falls at all within the realmof our limited abilities, so it is to Poet¬ry that we now turn. The followingletter contains our earnest effortsalong this line—An Open Letter to G. A.Dear G. A.—It is rather unconventional, ofcourse, to write a letter to someone,and then print it in a newspaper in¬stead of mailing it, but the mails areusually so crowded around ValentineDay that I didn’t want to take anychances. You’ll pardon me, won’t you?I don’t exactly know what a Valen¬tine letter should contain—not that Iam uncertain of my ture feelings or ofwhat I would like to write, but afellow can’t put everything in print. Itmight prove too incriminating.The trouble with Valentine lettersand \’alentine days is that they arconly positively representative of one-three-hundred-and-sixty-sixth of theyear—and while I might write yousonnething now that applies to thepresent, how am I to guess what yourattitude may be in the future? Withthis in mind I have written two poems—One that (1 hope is really applic¬able now, and a second that I hope willnever be applicable.The first—“Take My Heart” is allthat its titue implies. Stormingly emo¬tional, intensely vital. I hope you willlike “Take My Heart” . . .TAKE MY HEARTTake my heartAs you will;Cut apartIts pulsing coreTill it’s stillAnd beats no more.Yes, Take my heart . . .I can’t too oft’ repeatThis phrase as such—for whenSome night we date and eatO, do not startTo order much—but, then,Please have a heart!My second opus is soinetliing Ihope you will never find appropriate.In it you will note a vein of tragic res¬ignation. It is sad. and I do not liketo think of it. I have called it the"\'alentine Blues”—THE VALENTINE BLUESMy heart is O, so lonelySince I have no smiles from you.Its arteries and veins transportThe liquid residueOf what is flesh .md bone to me.Of what means naught to you—That’s why. as I write poetryMy veins look O, so blue!—GEO-G EIGHT MEN HELDWORK ON TENTH(Continued from page 1)Sti.)ries are issued to the associatedpress and newspaper syndicates allover the country. About a millionwords on the interscholastic are sentthrough Western Union during thatweek. The Arrangements committeewill see to radio broadcasting rights,and primarily to the educational endof the contest. Trips arc organizedto the stock yards, the loop, and otherplaces of interest around the city forthe benefit of the visiting teams.Plan EntertainmefitPart of the teams are accomniiodatedin the fraternity houses. One dollar aday is allowed lor each man put uj) inthe iiouses. Flu* rest of the boys willbe put in some hotel. Entertainmentwill he provided for the visitors ac¬cording to custom by some specialstunts furnished by the entertainmentcommittee and also the freedom of thesurrounding theatres for the week.STUDENTS HEAD FIVEHUNDRED DOLLAR DRIVE(Continued from' page 1)Russ Whitney are going to talk attl^e Older Boys’ Conference in OakPark. Those besides Rouse and Whit¬ney, who have or are planning to talkbefore these groups arc; John Mc¬Donough. Minott Stickney, HughMendenhall. Kyle Anderson, BobSpence, Rerd Krogh, Paul Lewis,Ted Zimmerman and Laurie Apitz.Grabo DiscussesPoetry of Shelley"Perc\' Bysshe Shelley ” will be dis¬cussed on Tuesday evening at 6:45 inthe Fullerton hall of the Art insti¬tute by Prof. Carl Henry Grabo ofthe department of English Literature,University of Chicago.CLASSIHED ADSBargain—Royal No. 10 typewriter.Redfield, Hv<le Park 2053.Two light, airy roms for gentlemen;$6.00 per wek each. 5525 Kimhark .\ve.-M idwav 8859.Tuxedo for sale, size 38; first-clas>cc/iidition; priced rea.sonable. Nelson,M. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. 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Fairfa.x 6842 after six.Two light rooms for gentlemen; $6.(X)per week each. 5527 Kimhark Avenue.Plaza 1541.FOREIGN STUDENT having at¬tended various European universitieswill tutor in French or German in re¬turn for the teching of correct Eng¬lish pronunciation. Phone Lakeview1362 after 8 p. m.LOST—Small platinum pin witlidiamond in center. Reward. Call Oak¬land 3704.FOREIGN STUDENT having at¬tended various European universities will tutor in French or German in re¬turn for the teaching of correct Eng¬lish pronunciation. Tel. Lakeview 1362after 8 p. m.LOST—Green Schaffer pencil. Re¬ward for return. Notify Dave Green¬berg, 5749 Woodlawn Ave.FOR SALE—Man’s Raccoon Coat—Practically new, silk lined, A-1marking. Big sacrifice at $225.00. CallMr. Rutzen, State 8700.ROOM FOR RENT—Two Univer¬sity students wanted to occupy largecomfortable room. Call after 6 p. m.6219 Ellis Ave., Apt. 2. Fairfax 4298.W.\N ri' l)—^W’oin.'in student to dovt.i.inleer tutiminu for ;i 10 year oldgirl who does 5lli gr.ide work. Girl lives near campus. Phone or call atMedical Social Service Office, MaxEpstein Clinic.FOR SALE—L. C. Smith typewrit¬er, 1926, reasonably priced. CallStocker, Midway 1118, after 6o’clock. University, I. C., and L. Rented toMay 1 at 60 per profit. Total month¬ly assessment; $77. Mrs. Andrews.5703 Blackstone Ave., Dor. 2896.FRATERNITIES TAKE NO¬TICE—Now available, privately own¬ed location with large, modern home.Unusually suitable for fraternity. Ap¬ply Fred A. Grow, 5621 University.LOST—White gold wrist watch andbracelet. Reward for return. NotifyMargaret Morris. Vincennes 1426.SAGRII-TCE for prompt re-sale—5 room apt. in liigli grade co-o])era-tive bldg. I’ine lol)l)y. Frigidaire. 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