- ryPlayfest cast re¬hearse daily. iOe Sattp idara % Frosh elect Feb¬ruary 16.Vol. 28. No. 62.-AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 560 words, addressedto Nicholas Malsoukaa, Box O, The Daily’Marc n.. Faculty exchanKc- H pseudonymis used we request contributors to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.Editor’s Note—A Parody on Ger¬trude Stein by the eminent Mr. Sterl-iiiR North, which introduces into the.■\thenaeun< an initial humorous article.To one familiar with the lingo of MissStein the “exercise” l)y the For>^ edi¬tor will be appreciated; to those whohave not read “M able’s Thoughts” etc.it ought still to be funny.IS THE STEINWAY GRAND? E\-POSITKJN AS EXPLANATIONA Parody On Gertrude SteinThe Dial, New Masses, Transition,Exile, Hemingway, Joyce, Stein, Car¬los, Williams, The Little Review, 1. K.Bonset T. S. Eliot, eeeeee cummings.This is an exposition as explanation, aperpetration out of sheer exigency. jScanty music in the Stein manner !which is great music in the Steinway. |casually entitled “One Stein Too jMany.” For in as much as all the in- |as-muchers frantic for fuel to feed .heir jinferior fires have raved enravished Iover Kelly, Shyron and Beal.s, thosecelestial triplets Belly, Kyron andSheats wouldn’t Cosgreve. .\nd afterall what were Wordsworth’s wordsworth.Some one said why is Waldo Frank.This is faint praise. But why is GlenFrank. Answer me another. 1 wan¬der and speak to no purpose. Thismuch.l grant the in-as-muchers. In asmuch as there always has been thelovely apple of nature, why not nn-husk, quarter, draw and quarter, spicewith morals simmer over the simperingfir^ of cogitation. The result is what..AJl)plesauce. Wordsworth di<l this.What price poetry..\nd who, having wandered the cow-paths of Boston would grant one whitto Whitman. Not one whit, Mr. Whit¬man. Granting the husks and hoovesof .\utumn. Granting the waves crisp¬ing on far beaches, where no man maywalk. If Franky is here can Johnnybe far behind. Franky and Johnny.There is America for you. Factories,cranes, steam shovels, labor unions.Mugwump Iowa. What of Younglove. You altruistic sons of a gun,you self styled Americans.This idle hypocrasy, this devastatingand delectable twadle delights doctorsof philosophy and debutants. SaidTweedeldee. Said Tweedeldee, “Rabe-lai.s was no writer for the rabel.” Lendme your ears, your pocket handker¬chiefs, your wives. Nonsense saidtweedledum. Take the philosophy ofKant. You’re welcome to it. He can’tsee the absolute need of the categoricalimperitive. In fact we suspected it allalong, and if Kant can’t we cant. Can’tsee the need of all the cant, you under¬stand.Great skittles of Fish. Syndicated,syncopated, synthetic Jazz by proxy.Give him a hammier and watch EzraPound. That ain’t a gun. That’s thehonest to God truth ain’t it Herman.Humbert Wolff, Virginia Wolff and allthe little wolves, more bark than bight.But sort of doggy for all of that . . .and Senator Pepper aught to knowabout child labor with five little pep¬pers at home. And that ain’t the halfdearie.Why James! That’s what we saidwhen w'e read Ulyses. Why James!Home James. This will never neverdo. That’s what we said. The editorialwe you understand. The skulkinghounds gone wailing, hulking, bayingthrough the recesses, and caverns ofmind. Naughty, naughty stories. Dad-’ dy sock me again.Pau. ty or plenitude. Hot dog orTabic ’hote, she was a neat sketch.Sugar? two. Cream? Don’t be sil. Lem¬on? I’ll bet you’re going to propose.I can’t the author won’t let me. When3’otl saw Hilair Bellok, did he put hishand over his mouth. Isn’t it "Applesand Madonna’s?"' Now “Cherries andMadonna’s” there’s a point in a book(Continued on page 2) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 3, 1928MASON,BOUCHERICONTRIBUTE TOR. 0. T. C. PAPER* IDedicate Current IssueTo Local MilitaryUnitPresident Max .Mason, Dean Bouch¬er, Coach Stagg, Major Christian, andCadet Major Ben Patterson are amongthe principal contributors to the Feb¬ruary issue of tbe National DefenceMagazine whic!; was dedicated to th^’K. O. T. C. Field Artillery Unit of theUniversity of Chicago. The NationalDefence Magazine, which is the officialpublication of the mid-western highschool and cidlege military units, isconducting a series I'f such numl)ersdedicated to the best University unitsin this area.In “.Military 'Iraining at ihe Uni¬versity of Chicago," tbe article whichPresident .Max .Mason has submittedas the leading one in this issue, hestates, “We would like to sec at oneend of the Midway an armory to i)ro-mote National Defence, and at theother a building for the promotion olinternational goodwill.” jSeventy-six Die In WarCoach A. .\. Stagg in “.Athletes andLeaders,” reviewed the efforts of Uni¬versity of Chicago students during thelast war. "Seventy-six men,” he said,“gave their lives to their country dur¬ing the war. Seven of these were “C ”men, twi> having been awarded the jdistinguished servi cecross for the actsof courage that caused their death.”Major '1'. J. J. Christian answered iniletail the question. “What are the Stu¬dents Drillin’ For?” Dean ChaunceyS. Boucher set forth the policy whichgoverns military training at the Uni- Jversity of Chicago.Previous issues of the magazine weredevoted to the unif> at Illinois, Wis-con and Northwestern while subse¬quent ones will be dedicated to otherprominent western units. jPlan Half MajorCourse In BritishLaw EnforcementA. L. Dixon, connected with theBritish police administration, is to givea course of lectures on the system oflaw enforcem|.‘nt in the L’nited King¬dom early in the spring quarter. Mr.Dixon, a graduate of Cambridge, is as¬sistant secretary of tbe home office,which holds under its management theentire British' police system.riie lectures which are to be givenat 11 o’clock will begin on approxi¬mately .April ^ or 4 and will continuefor four or five weeks. The coursewill be rated as one-half major.“1 had the pleasure of meeting Mr.Dixon several times when I w'as inLondon last summer.” said ProfessorLeonard J. White, of the Political Sci¬ence department, “and was very great¬ly impressed not only with his personalcharacteristics and his intimate graspof English police w'ork, but also withhis broad point of view and his quickappreciation of .American police con¬ditions. Any students interested incrime and criminology, social welfarework, public adntinistration, or com¬parative institutions will find Mr. Dix¬on’s course unusually stimulating.’’CUT W. A. A. POINTSConstitutional changes of the organ¬ization will be discussed and ratifiedat an open meeting of W. A. A. to beheld Tuesday at 12 in Ida Noyes hall.The meeting will be one of the mostimportant held this year. The timeof open meetings in the future, thenumber of meetings to be held eachquarter, and the deduction of ♦he num¬ber of points given for making teamswill be discussed and voted on. Mem¬bers will decide on the points to be giv¬en for rhythms, and the gymnasiumdepartment will submit plans wherebythe gymnasium facilities may be usedby everyone. Portray Spirit ofSpain in CostumeAt Annual FiestaGlamorous romance of old Spainwill transfigure the theatre of IdaNoyes hall at the annual Spanish fiestatonight. Brightly colored balloons willcover the ceiling and red and yellowstreamers will help to create a generalair of festivity.The dancing will begin at 9 to themusic of the Mighty Blue Screnaders.At 10 a grand march led by realisticbull fighters will ascend the stairs ofIda Noyes hall to the theater where abull fight will be staged. Luis Cabrero,a student at the Morgan Park Militaryacademy, studied under Rudolph Ga-ona, Mexico’s greatest toreador will beEl Toreo. He will be assisted by JohnDanker, Edward Wagner, Joseph Pauland David Barononofsky, members ofEl Circulo'Espanol.Award Costume PrizesI'ollowing the fight irpze warrant¬ed to be very worth while will beawarded by Senor and Senora \’ascon-celos. Professor and Mrs. A. Colemanof the French department and Profes¬sor H. Keuiston of tbe Spanish depart¬ment to the man and to the womanwearing the most charming and au¬thentic costume. Those attending thefiesta have been asked but not requir¬ed to come in costume, by Mary Tern-sted. iiresident of the club..At 12 Yolanda Simiz will sing inSpanish and Bernard Fischer will playseveral violin selections.On account of a death in SenoraCastillo's family .Senor and SenoraCastillo will be unable to attend tbefiesta or to act as host and hostess andcostume judges. Professor and Mr<.A. Coleman have consented to take theplaces.Give CarnationsHelen Moffett, Henrietta Burnhamand Rachel Schenk in the costumes of.Spanish cigarette girls will give a redcarnation to each lady present. I heflowers are a new feature of this year'sfiesta. Refreshments of frozen i)unchwill be served.Consuls from Spain, Mexico, t'oluiii-bia, Chile and Brazil, and .Argentinehave accepted tbe invitations extendedby the club. Tickets may be obtainedfor two dollars at the door. The pro¬ceeds from the fiesta will bo used forthe scholarship which El Circulo Ks-panol offers to a student in the Span¬ish department.‘HIGH HEELS’ FLASHON MIRROR POSTERSHow docs the campus girl dance inher high heels? How does the collegegirl play when she’s off campus?Campus artists who can aswer thesequestions are eligible to submit postersin the contest for “High Heels,” thethird annual production of Mirror tobe presented ^^arch 9 and 10.The contest opens today and willcontinue ^or a week, accordingi toMarion Garber, chairman. Sketchesare to be turned in at the Maroon of¬fice in care of Harriet Hathaway.The better posters will depict thebright colors and gay scenes of offcampus life. They will show the col¬lege girl dancing in her “High Heels.’’In a week the campus will see the art¬ist’s conception. In a month the au¬thor’s conception will flash from thestage.Coulter to LectureMerle C. Coulter, assistant professorof Botany, will lecture today at 6:45in the clubroom of the Art Instituteon “The Evolution of the Plant King¬dom.”The lecture will cover and amplifywhat Mr. Coulter has said in the sec¬ond half of his chapter in “The Natureof the World and of Man.” The talk isthe second and last one of the series ofpublic lectures given by Mr. Coulter. Second “Forge”Of High MeritBy Dexter Wright MastersThe second issue of "Forge: .A Mid¬western Review” which will appearSaturday, approaches a merit that i.sall too rare these days and comeswithin a “Long Leash” or two of em¬bodying that merit altogether. The is¬sue has that quality of sustained andrather sturdy excellence throughoutwith not just one reason for existeiuebut with as many reasons as lliere arepoems and prose-works.The editors were fortunate n secur¬ing for the issue two poems by Jes¬sica Nelson North, “Portraits in Oil”and "Giant Killer.” .And I do not be¬lieve that my judgment is at errorwhen T say that these two would makethe number a successful one withoutthe support of their companions. With¬out being brilljant, they are fine poetry.“Forge” introduces in this issue twonew poets, one of whom is very youngand both of whom are deserving ofpraise. Eulalie Beffel, a protege of Jes¬sica Nelson North, has written an ad¬mirable group of four poems under thetitle “Bitter Weather” and FrancisStevens, a member of the Poetry clubhas offered two lyrics under “TheQuick and the Dead.’’Of course, it’s impossible to men¬tion each piece in turn, as each onedeserves, but then the magazine isout tomorrow. I will mention thefact that Sterling North’s “Two GentsFrom Kansas City” is included though.Playfest CastsInaugurate HecticDaily RehearsalsDaily rehearsals for the four playswhich comprise the program to be of¬fered Friday and Saturday evening,Feb. 10 and 11 in tbe Reynolds clubtheater have been undertaken this weekby Professor Frank O’Hara, underwhose supervision tbe 1928 Playfest islieing prepared.rbesc i)lays, in whose rehear.sal Mr.O'Hara’s strenuous efforts are repaidto some extent by tbe work of the vet¬erans, Jim Parker, Eleanor Metzel,John Gerhart, Fred von .Amnioiy andt harlotte Eckhart, will run tlje gamutfrom “red coat spies of 1777 to Tux¬edoes and .American gunmen of 1928,from the wealthy society girl with hermany love affairs to the externallysophisticated movie actress, from theland of novel costumes to the landwhere costumes are a bore.”The performances for Friday nightare reserved for season ticket holders.One hundred tickets Tor the plays tobe given Saturday night will be placedon sale for the public Tuesday in Man-del cloister.Prizes Offered ForStudent ManuscriptPrizes of $500, $50 and $50 and theopportunity to become famous, are of¬fered to aspiring poets and authors inthree contests, two of them sponsoredby the University.The Manuscript Poetry Book Prizeof $500 is offered for a series of i>oemsot 700 words or less, and is open toanyone w'ho is a citizen of the UnitedStates and who has not published, oris not now publishing a book of poems.The contest is to run from Oct. 1,1927 to May 1, 1928.The John Billings Fiske PoetryPrize is open to students, in anyschool or college of the University,and there is no limitation on length,subject or form.The David Blair McLaughlin prizeis offered for a critical essay on asubject pertaining to literature, thefine arts, history, philosophy or thesocial sciences. Confributions shouldbe sent to the office of the presidentof the University before May 31, 1928.Only students with 18 majors of cred¬it or less may compete. College FostersCreative Writing,Declares Lovett"There is nothing in the idea thata college or university provides an at¬mosphere that is hostile to ^ creativewriting,” stated Professor RobertMorse Lovett in his talk before theHun^anities club last night on “Crea¬tive Writing in College” the basis forwhich he took irom bis experienceswith students aspiring to create literaryworks of merit.Best Writers College Students“The two schools from which con-tem])orary writers have come are theuniversity and the newspaper,” saidProfessor Lovett,” and of the twothe college is far in the lead. Of courseboth methods can be, and often arecombined, but the list of the best writ¬ers in .America at present will revealthe great proportion of men and wom¬en . of college education. There havebeen a great many from the Univer¬sity of Chicago such as Carl \'an\’echten, Elizabeth Roberts, JamesShean, Leslie Rivers and others.“Creative writing aids modern educa¬tion by affording mental discipline, byincreasing and sharijeniug powers ofobservation, and by developing modesof communication. . 'I'he effort of mod¬ern education is to substitute prac¬tical culture for a conventional one.Teacher Directs Student“Writing is an excellent subject forteaching in college because it allowsthe teacher to leave the student a gooddeal to himself. The most importantpart of education is that which the stu¬dent gives himself by his own initia¬tive. The next most important formof education is that which he gets incontact with his fellows who are en¬gaged in the same pursuits. The mostimportant teaching in creative writingin this university has been through thePoetry club."Creative writing takes place whenthe writer has new material to com¬municate or a new relation to that ma¬terial, the aim of a teacher is to di¬rect the student to the best materialand make him aware of an audience.”Director of ChildWelfare Talks atHome Ec. DinnerDr. John .Anderson, director of theInstitute of Child VV’elfare at the Uni¬versity of Minnesota, will be the chiefspeaker at the annual dinner of theHome Economics club, to be held onWednesday at 6 in the cafeteria of IdaNoyes hall.Although only clul) members havebeen invited to the dinner, everyonehas the privilege of attending the lec¬ture w’hich will be held immediatelyafter the dinner in the theatre of IdaNoyes hall. Dr. Anderson will talkon some recent work at the Instituteof Child Welfare which is one of themany established by the Laura Spel-man Rockfeller fund.The dinner is being held early thisyear because Miss Katherine Blunt,head of the Home Economics depart¬ment is leaving Friday for St. Augus¬tine, Florida. .Accommodations havebeen made for one hundred people.Both graduates and undergraduateshave been invited. Esther Anderson,the president of the club, will preside.SING GERMAN SONGSGerman student and folk songs willbe sung at a meeting of Die DeutscheGesellschaft today at 4 in Ida Noyeshall. Practice for the Singfest was heldTuesday and Wednesday afternoonsin Ida Noyes hall in order to acquaintthe new members of the club withthe old songs and to teach all themembers new songs. Miss DoraSchultz, a graduate student who su¬pervised the practice meetings will ac¬company the members at the piano.Refreshments of coffee and Viichenwill be served at the meeting whichMiss Ruth Schroeder, president of theorganization, will preside. BOARD SELECTSFEB. 16 FROSHELlCTI^N DATECirculate Petitions ForNomination, DueFebruary 9Thursday, February 16, was defin¬itely set as the date of the Freshmanclass election by the election board ina meeting held yesterday at S:30. Peti¬tions for nomination, which must bebe in the hands of the board by Feb¬ruary 9, are to be started immediately;and to make effective a nominationthe signatures of twenty-five membersof the Freshman class are required.Polls will be open from 9 until 3..A freshman must have paid his classdues, before he has the right to vote.Presentation of the class card at thepolls is necessary on the day of elec¬tions.Inaugurate New SystemThe Freshman class election is thefirst to be run off under the new sys¬tem inaugurated this year. Previouslyelection boards had been composed ofalmost the entire Undergraduate Coun¬cil; however, the new system providesfor an election board, an appoin¬tive body to be selected by the presi¬dent of the council, who is chairmanex-officio of the board. Two of the ap¬pointed members of the board are se¬lected from' the Political Science club,and the otlrcr two members are chosenfrom the Undergraduate Council.Members of the present board are:Jane Sheean, .Annette .Allen, PaulBrady and Charles Cutter. .ArnoldJohnson, president of the Undergradu¬ate Council, is chairman ex-officio ofthe election board.I'he new body has been created forthe purpose of taking care of all futureelections and for the purpose of mak¬ing them as fair as possible, as, ac¬cording to Johnson, the small size ofthe body provides for some definitemeans of fixing responsibility on cer¬tain individuals. Decisions of the elec¬tion board will be final in all matterspertaining to school elections.Must Pay Class DuesDuring the period two weeks priorto elections, freshmen will have theirlast opportunity to pay their class duesif they are to obtain the privilege ofvoting. The class is now being runby a committee of men and women ap¬pointed by Arnold Johnson, who hasused various sources of recommenda¬tion as the bases of selection.No Varsity Rifle, Teams This Year“No rifle teanls, in either the men’sor women’s divisions, will represent theUniversity this year,” announced R. D.Bensley, range officer of the shootingclub, yesterday. Dr. Land, executiveofficer of the organization and Dr.Bensley, treasurer, have determined todisregard the numerous challenges thathave recently been received from col¬leges throughout the country and de¬vote the year to building up severalstrong squads which will be able torepresent the University capably nextyear.During the two weeks of target prac¬tice in shooting gallery in the stadiumfifty students, about two-thirds of themmen, have been trying out the rifles.Each time the range is put into use,however, new names are added to theclub’s roster. One dollar is the feewhich is charged for membership, butthe officials assert that this amount ismore than refunded in the form ofammunition.The range is open to men on eachTuesday and Thursday evening from7 to 9, while women have possessionof it on Wednesday evenings at thesame hours.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 3, 1928StljT Sailo JUarDonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornitiKS, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring Quarters by TTie Daily Marv on Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-cla.ss mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act pf March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialappearing in this paper..Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE,ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL departmentMenChary'S H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin L,.vin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette D8'”‘‘on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobeit Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev">ll AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified .\d ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass't. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantA.igus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMI !1 :5.6.7.8.9.10. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac-nvity and scholarshipAugmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.Extension of the Intramural principle.Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of‘town students.Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement of the Year Book.Abolition of E-\\ and establishment ''t group libraries.One Sophomore Honor Society.Harry Kletzky, Chairman of the Editorial BoardPORTRAIT OF A WEARY OLD MANrUTILITY, a philosophy of disenchantment, flowed from the^ lips of the venerable old patriarch of the man’s law. He talk¬ed as one who has sat for a gray time atop some mighty pedestaland seen the little human creatures acting out their dramas ofwork and play, “getting up in the morning, washing, going towork, coming home, undressing, going to bed, getting up in themorning, washing, going to work”, living out an endless cycle ofactivity, to enter a voiceless abyss at the end ....He has toyed with the Law like a man with a dissectingneedle exploring the anatomy of a dead parlor-fly. He has pond¬ered over the anatomy of “good” and the anatomy of “bad.” Hehas heard a hundred juries mete out their conception of justice tosomeone whose conduct had perverted the canons of convention.And now he is content to live the life of one who has lived, andobserve things with the eyes of one who has observed. He is themellow metamorphosis of one who ha been intermittently hard,sympathetic, unscrupulous, pragmatic a lover of life. He hascome down through the rocky mountains of his life to the valleywhere one can rest his mind and body and bask in the wisdom ofOmar Khayyam and in the pleasant shades of Housman.“If I had my choice,” he says, “I would be a pessimist, be¬cause an eptimist has such a long, long way to fall.” To his lipscome the words of Omar, words which in a sentence express hisconception of a credo for a wise life—“Take the cash, and let thecredit go .... ”His philosophy of life is a softened pessimism thatsees life as it is, joined with a hedonism that says “things are goodor bad in so far as they tend to produce or take away from pleas¬ure.” His advice to a youth that he does not bemoan is “Livewhile you live for in death there is naught but colourless paths;pray, if you like, even though there be nothing for a God to for¬give.’ For he sees in youth none of the rampant brashness thatothers have seen, he sees youth as a tragedy, the tragedy beingthat even they grow old.For the weary old man is a man with a perspective, a manwho sees each of us as the tinest atom of a God whose throne maybe beyond the farthest galaxy, or may not be at all. That Godshould seek our forgiveness for our errings is but the incon¬gruity in Him; a vision of perfection. What we do is a productof His creation; our misdeeds the result of His imperfection.For the Sage of the gray generation is a Determinist; anJobserver of life, not a philosopher; a symbol of Freedom, not acynic. And so he passes on through life, slightly bent as heplods his weary way across a chasm of futility, stooped not bythe burden of the world’s sins, but by the weight of his con¬victions and the observations of a Life that has been full ofLiving OFnCIAL NOTICES Bond chapel. Professor Henry N.Weiman, of the Divinity School,Friday, February 3W. A. A. spends day at lodge.Bus will leave Ida Noyes hall at 11. Die Deutsche Gesellschaft: “Sing-fest” at 4. Ida Noyes hall.Public Lecture (downtown) “Evo¬lution of the Plant Kingdom.” Asso-Radio Lecture: “Human Relations j ciate Professor Merle C. Coulter ofin Industry.” Mr. James Mullenbach. | the Botany department at 6:45. Club8 .A,. M, from station WMAQ. | Room of the Art Institute.Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity faculties at 11:50 in Joseph University Swim and Water Polo,Chicago vs. Indiana, at 8 in Bartlettg:ym.ABRAHAM UNCOLN CENTRECURTIS W. REESE, Dean700 Oakwood BoulevardCHICAGOSunday, Feb. 5, 11 A. M. Address byHARRY F. WARD ofU.don Seminary, New YorkThe Public Is Invited All Seats Are Free ATHENAEUM(Continued from page 1)like that bound in boards, best velomback. Book jacket blurb free for noth¬ing. Extra Iad\- twenty-five cents, twobits.Bustles are gone, great busts, hangs jand blinders. But have ladies four di- jniensions. b'ven relatively speaking. iIf Einstein did that (font drink zwie.T. S. Eliot could afford to sing Jug Jug Jug. He lived in England. Buthere is a question—If you took the picfrom) picasso could he do it with ashovel?—Sterling NorthIf you want a home cookedmeal call 5650 Ellis Ave.Mrs. Greenstein, Prop.Price 40cExceptionally large single and double Hotel rooms; alsoKitchenette apartments suitable for larger groups. Pri¬vate baths. Complete hotel service. Dining room.Most Convenient to University and I. C.Special Rates to Students.HYDE PARK MANOR HOTEL5500-14 HARPElf AVENUEhrrr ®n nraljipThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.11 First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and Universitya. m—Sermon, Dr. WinBrady.7;45 p. m.—Musical Service.Evening services heldin John Knox Hall, 6400 Kim-bark .•\ve. H. SloDWatonUbcnur an& 57thOon O^den Uocjt — ministerSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1928I 1 A. M.—"The Ethics of Productivity."6 P. M.—Channing Club. Literary Readings by M.Llewellyn Raney, Director University Libraries.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH.MinisterHyde Park Presbsrter-ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Qasses in ChurchSchool.11—Morning worship.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Dr. R. M. Davis, preach¬ing.WmADELPHI THEATRE SU-XDAY, FEBRUARY 511:00—“Replying .'\gainst Fatal¬ism."6:00—.Scrooby club. “CreativeForces in .\frica and TheirProblems.’’ by Mr. Dipcolu, anative of .Africa.8:00—Social Period. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENO.MINATIONALGreenwood at 46th St.Dr. Robert W. Franku:*Ao a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—.Mr. Bayard Dodge.Beirut, Syria. Rev. \\ illiam 1'. Eng¬lish Near East College association.12:15 p. m.—A’oung Peoples’Bible Class.CHOIR(iavin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-BaritoneAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEJIit Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorFEBRUARY 5, 19281 1 A. M.—"Thr Reverend Appeal." Dr. King D. Beach.8 P. M,—“What Makes the World Go Round," Rev. F. J.Schnell.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the Towo*FIRST BAPTISTCHURCHClark near RandolphSUNDAY AFTERNOON at 3:15.Dr. Harry F. Ward of New YorkChairman of the American CivilLiberties Union* “WILL AMERICA SCRAPFREE SPEECH?"Questions from the audience. ‘Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art'935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterBible School, 9:30 A. M.11 a. m.—“Peter Followed AfarOff,” A Communion Meditation.8 p. m. “Companionate Marriages”B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSociety EPISCOPALChrist ChurchWoodlawn at 65thThe REV. FRANCIS R. NITCHIE7a. m.— Holy Communion.9:30 a. in.—Church School.11:00 a. III.—Holy Eucharist andSerm|i>n.7.43 p. m.— Evensong. .Address..All students especially Episcopa¬lians arc invited to \’oung People’sL Inl) at 6:(M) p. m. Daily services.The Church ofThe RedeemerSCth and BlackstonaTel. Hyde Park 7390REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..5550 Blackatone Ave.REV. BENJAMIN HORTON. A. B. Aaat.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8 am.(third Sundays at 9:15 a. m.) alsowith sermon at 11 a. ni.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m. Young People’s Meet¬ing 5 p. ni. with supper. All wel¬come.St. Paul’s ChurchiOta and (>o.«hcatarPariah Office: 4945 Uorcheater AvenueTal. Oakland 318$REV. GEORGE H. THO.MASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 n. m.Morning Service. 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 6 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, February 5, at 11 a. m.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onSHOULD CAPITAIL PUNISH¬MENT BE IMMEDI.ATELYABOLISHED?All Seats FreeVisitors Cordially Welcome Charles W. Gilkey' Norris L. 'Tibbetts9:45 a. m.—College Classes.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’s Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groupa.The Quest Group.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.8:00—Evening worship; serviceplanned by young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, Pastor' SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1928Morning 11 o’clock—“The Challenge of Faith.”Evening 7:45 o’clock—“Christ and the City.”An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and University 'Minister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.FEBRUARY 5, 1928Sermon—Reverend Edward S. Ames.Wranglers at 5:30. All young people cordially invited.J. /Maroons play Michigantomorrow. OTl) e5 ^ ^(Oj^Ri^a 5o 0 n Gymnasts meet atMilwaukee.THE DAILY MARCXIN. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1928OOSTERBAAN, HARRIGAN AND GANGINVADE BARTLETT TOMORROW NIGHTVisitors Come Equipped With New Coach and RevampedOffense; Six-Footers Expected To BotherChicago GuardsProbable Lineups:ChicagoChangnon rfMcDonough IfGist UHoerger rgFarwell Ik MichiganOosterbaanRoseChapni^anMcCoyHarriganRcnny Oosterbaan and his associ¬ates of the Michigan basketball teamwill appear on the Midway tomorrownight in their first game since the ex¬amination period slowed up the con¬ference race. The game will mark thehalfway point in the Maroon scheediilefor Norgren'*s team has already play¬ed five games, winning its last twostarts after losing the first three.Minus CoachMichigan has lost Coach Mather be¬cause of illness, and Veenker, formerEmerson High of Cary Coach, is lead¬ing the Wolverines. He has materi¬ally changed the Michigan style onoffense, in contrast to Mather’s drib¬bling and driving method. He drivesthrough to the basket in \'eenker’s at¬tack, and with Ooosterbaan. carriesmost of the offense. Oosterbaan. Har¬rigan and McCoy are veterans on theMichigan squad.Visitors TallChicago will be badly handicappedin this game by lack of height, whichmay prove disastrous, for the Wol¬verines in past seasons have taken fulladvantage of their height. N’orgren.with his defense working well, hasEND MIXED DOUBLESMATCHES TONIGHT• Finals of the mixed doubles wom¬en’s tennis tournament will be play¬ed off tonight in the gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall.The games have been played off inthe form of a winner’s and a loser’stournament. Finals of the consola¬tion tournament are scheduled for7 to 8:30 and those of the winners’tournament for 8:30 to 10. In thewinner’s tournament, Mr. and Mrs.Simpson will play Mrs. Stewart andMr. Swift for the championship. Theopponents of Dr. and Mrs. Falk, inthe consolation tournament, will bedecided by the game to be playedlast night.UP NORTHIn order that everyone on the cam-3U& may enjoy winter sports, re-rardless of expense, the athletic do-jartment of the University of Min-lesota has purchased 12 toboggansind 50 pairs of skiis, which the stu-lents may rent for a small sum eachifternoon and evening.SPARE TIME WORKirn your spare time into Ready Cash. Justfew hours work each week will pay youndsome divideneds, handling: the Agency atliversity of Chicago on the Bradford lineCollegiate Felt Goods.» capital or experience required. We sup-r both. Write today for full details of ourberal Money-Making Plan,lick action necessary to secure Agency.BRADFORD & CO., Inc.St. Joseph, MichiganUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MesnOur SpecialtyBARBER SHOPWe’re a university shopfor university students.AL 1. LEWIS andJIMMY CARROLLBetween the Shanty andWoodworth’s hopes that a revised attack which hehas developed during the past weekwill increase the Chicago scoring.Mat Meet FollowsMinnesota’s wrestling team willmeet the Maroons grapplers follow¬ing the basketball gam^.GYMNASTS JOURNEYTO MILWAUKEE “Y’Chicago’s g\’mnastic team will havea return meet with the Milwaukee Y.M. C. A. outfit at Milwaukee tomor¬row night. The Maroons, coached byDan Hoffer, scored an easy victoryover the “Y" gymnasts in the firstmeet and should repeat without trou¬ble.Capt. .liiu Flexncr, on the rings andhorizontal bars; Floyd Davidson, con¬ference all-around events champion;Bert McRoy, champion club swinger;Jack .Mcnzics, on the horizontal bar,parallel' bars, and in tumbling; JohnWatson, tumbler, and Eldred Neu-baucr. on the hor.se and bars, prom¬ise to bring the Maroons another oftheir annual championships in gym¬nastics. GAGERS TAKE THEAIR TO PLAY GAMEWITH DISTANT TEAMWhen the University of Wichitabasketball team went to play HaysState Teachers college last Saturday,they took to the air instead of under¬going a tiresome four day roundtrip.Although the two schools are lessthan two hundred miles apart, rail¬road connections between them arepoor, and two days is required to goby rail from one to the other.Consequently, a squadron of fiveaeroplanes was assembled to trans¬port the cagers, making the trip inabout four hours.UP NorthIn order that everyone on the cam¬pus may enjoy winter sports, regardlessof expense, the athletic department ofthe University of Minnesota has pur¬chased 12 toboggans and 50 pairs ofskiis, which the students may rent fora small sum each afternoon and eve¬ning. MAROON-HOOSeMERMEN MEETIndiana and Chicago will competein Bartlett gymnasiunil tonight in aconference swdmming meet, the sec¬ond of the season for both teams. TheHoosiers and Maroons are clo.selymatched, according to their perform¬ances in their opening meets, but theChicago squad appears to have aslight advantage. The Maroon waterpolo squad also is favored over thevisitors.New FindCoach McGillivray of Chicago hasfound a new breast stroke swimmerin Bob Spence, football end. Spencein a time trial this week heat out Myg-dahl, one of the Maroon veterans, andwill swim against Indiana. Capt.Miller and Lauter of Indiana will heIndiana’s entries in the event.McGillivray is counting on HarryRittenhouse to take the dash fromMatthew and Capt. Ed. Fellinger isconsidered a sure victor in the fancydiving. There is* little difference be¬tween the two relav teams.Every 2^ ^ ^FridaySPECIALMUSIC - - SONGSNOVELTIES‘‘CollegeNight”at theBLACKHAWKRESTAURANTDanceTOCoon-SandersNighthawksORCHESTRAWABASH ATRANDOLPH START TRACK CUPRACE COMPETITIONWilliams, Schultz In FeatureRun Of DayThe annual Cup races of the Univefi"-sity will open Friday with the half milerace between the Maroon Varsity run¬ners. The section for Frestimen andGym classes will be held the nig^t ofthe Purdue-Chicago track meet, Feb¬ruary 11th when the main divisionswill run the half mile. The mile, theother race of the series, will be heldfor all sections later on.See Good RaceIn the Varsity race there should besonje very close competition betweenCaptain Williams and Ed. Schultzwho should race to very good time inan attempt to beat one another. Fol¬lowing close should be Max Mason,the son of the President of the Uni¬versity, John Freeman, Rudy Coles,Urist, Barnard, Dystrup, Ridge andJackson—together with the usual un¬knowns.PurposeThese races are used to keep therunners pepped up between intercol¬legiate meets and to bring to the frontany new material. . STETSONhats:StaledJoryoun^ALUthorities in dress are directing men's atten¬tion a little more toward formal shapes in softhats. 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