Athletic chairmenfor year announced.Vol. 28. No. 61 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2. 1928 Campus is sceneof ^League of Na¬tions.’AthenaeumContributions to the ATHENAEUMshould be limited to 560 words, addressedto Nicholas Matsoukas. Box O, The DailyMaroon, Kdculty exchanste. If pseudonymis used we request contributor to enclosetheir name on a separate slip.Editor’s Note—Who is Mr. LeonR. Gross we asked upon receiving thediatribe against “the Babbitry of In-tellectualism.” Then someone said;“Mr. Gross, is, at present, incarcer¬ated with others in the Asylum forInstruction in the Law. He is ofStfUthern extraction and once at¬tended the noble Vanderbilt univer¬sity.” The printing of the followingarticle is a pronunciamento againstThe Rise of the Bourgeoise.The Babbitry of IntellectualismThe dazzling speed with which hot¬house, pseudo-intellects are beinggrown has given rise to a new Cultamong Young America, a new cultthat is rapidly becoming a new kul-tur. The advent of the four hundreddollar automobile served to makegentlemen out of many bums, be¬cause the automatic manipulation ofa few pedals served to displace theformer need of exhibiting other mer¬its than chauffeuring. Status (thegodhead whose worships are secondin number to Gold, only) became apossibility for everyone. The prover¬bial Sister and Brother of the earlytwentieth century were quite as an¬xious for Father to dispose of thehorse and buggy and get one of themotors “because everyone else is get¬ting one” as are the present dayBrother and Sister anxious that fa¬ther should dispose of the thousanddollar car, and get the fifteen hun¬dred dollar car.Henry Ford made status purchase-able, and for a while it seemed to bea good thing. The farmer and theworkman (whose contacts and enjoy¬ments were limited) thanked the Me¬chanical Genius for an opportunityto be on a par with their neighbors,on Sunday afternoons, anyway.When the mania for ‘motors’ be¬came a hysteria people began to re¬consider, and now there are twoclasses of people who do not reverethe Mechanical Genius any longer.The first class is the pedestrian, whois developing all sort of abdominalailments from dodging misguidedflivvers. The second class is the ManWho Has Graduated from the CheapCar Position, and is now terribly an¬noyed by the random scratchingsand bumpings of the Little Fellow inthe Little Car. And so people are be¬ginning to wonder ....Brother Ford put a good manyBabbits on wheels, and we’ll not for¬give him. but at least his error wasa natural one, growing up with anew and novel industry. Other Gen¬iuses have been less excuseable.There are two who should be burnedin effigy upon the Boston Commons.They are the manufacturers of thefour dollar derby, and the two dollarspats. It is absolutely impossible nowt odiscriminate between a bum and agentleman (presuming, of course,that gentlemen still expose them¬selves in public). A tin horn sportand a man who learned to wear hisclothes at home, not in the cataloguesare so much alike in their presentappearance that the gentlenjen areforced to wear identification tags,for their own convenience (provided,of course, that it is convenient toknow that one is not a tin hornsport).And so, the Chain Clothings Storesand the BIG TURNOVER men dress¬ed up some Babbits, and set themaloose right in our midst, without somuch as tying a cow bell on them.It wasn’t long, of course, until theChain Store Products and the Me¬chanical Genius’s product began toget chummy, and now we have thelatest of the late. An oxford greysuit, with double-breasted vest, apair of light grey spats, and a derbyhat get into an automobile pi”'chased(Continued on page 2) SELECT INTERSCHOLASTIC HEADSTENTATIVE PLANIS SUBMITTED TOPOLI SCI^LEAGUEF. L. Schuman DrawsUp Possible ProgramOf ProcedureTentative programs of proceedurefor the model convention of theI League of Nations, to be staged atthe University on Thursday and Fri¬day, April 19 and 20 and attended bystudent delegates from miiwesterncolleges were submitted ’jy F. L.Schuman, a Fellow in political scienceat a preparation meeting held in thej political science council room yester-j day at 12. Jones Holds BatonFor “High Heels”George Jones, who led the musi¬cians at the Interscholastic hoplast spring is organizing a nine-piece orchestra to play for “HighHeels,” the third annual Mirrorproduction to be presented March9 and 10.Jones’ orchestra played at theCooper-Carlton hotel for threemonths last year, and is also popu¬lar in campus circles, having play¬ed for numerous fraternity andclub dances as well as class mix¬ers.All of the nine musicians whowill play for Mb-ror have had ex¬perience in large orchestras andseveral have led orchestras oftheir own. FAMOUS LAWYER!ATTACKS POET'SGLORIOUS BOASTClarence Darrow Speakson ‘Omar KhayyamA. E. Housman’“I am the master of my fate,I am the captain of my soul.”But Clarence Darrow, famouscriminal lawyer, reinforced by thephilosophies that Omar Khayyamand A. E. Housman clothed in verse,took vehement exception to this“glorious boast” of the great Eng¬lish poet Henley and characterizedman as “not even a deck hand on the Students OrganizeTheatrical GroupOrganization of a little theaterat 1538 East 57th Street by agroup of students under the lead¬ership of Sterling North, editor ofthe “Forge” was revealed yester¬day. The club has been organizedfor the uprpose of stimulating stu¬dent interest in dramatics.In accordance with the club’spurpose of creating interest in dra¬matics, it will sponsor several con¬tests in playwriting. Winning playsin the contests will be producedfrom time to time.All desirous of trying out forthe cast may leave their names andaddresses at The Daily Maroon,Box O, FacuIt3^ Exchange, care.Little Theatre. STAGG CHOOSESFARWELL, PERCYAND HHJMANNSenior Chairman AreAll Prominent InActivitiesChairmen for the three interscho¬lastic events held annually by theUniversity were named yesterday byDirector A. A. Stagg. Lalon Farwell,a member of the Maroon basketball! team, will manage the tenth annuali national basketball interscholastic tobe held April 3 to 7 inclusive. WilfredHeitmann, guard on the football teamI Program Suggestedj The programs which Mr. SchumanI presented included address of wel-I come by the acting president of theconvention, election of the council,election of the president, address bythe president, examination and adop¬tion of the agenda, election of thethree non-permanent members of thecouncil, appointment of the person-nal of the six standing committees,subsequent reports by these commit¬tees, and a closing address by thepresident. Emphasis will be placedon the five debates that are sched¬uled for the floor during the twodays of the convention.Outsiders To SpeakNo monopoly of the eight reportsand thirteen speeches that are to bedelivered will be held by the dele¬gates from this University, according(Continued on page 2)E^it First PartOf Chaucer Tales“There is a remote possibility thatthe first section of Chaucer’s tales,which are being edited by the Englishdepartment of the University underthe dierction of Professor John Mat¬thews Manly, might be publishedsome time this year,” Mr. FrederickMillet Salter, curator of photostatsand supplies of the English depart¬ment, announced yesterday.“It is impossible,” he said, “to haveany definite idea of w’hen our workwill be completed. The first section,if published soon, would be incom¬plete. Photostatic reproductions ofall the manuscripts necessary are notyet available, but publication mightbe valuable as an experiment bywhich later complete editions couldprofit.“Progress at the rate of abouttwenty lines a day is being made byeach of the four assistants, in editinghaucer’s 20,000 lines.”French Club HearsAbout World TourMile. Berthe Favard, co-author ofseveral books on French grammarand phonetics, and for several yearsa teacher at Hyde Park high school,will speak on “Mon Voyage AutourDu Monde” at a meeting of Le CercleFrancais to be held today at 4:30 ata Maison Francaise, 6810 Woodlawnavenue.Mile. Favard since her retirementfrom teaching five years ago, hasspent much time in Europe and hasjust returned from a trip around theworld. In her speech she will giveher impressions of the countries shehas visited in her travels, and willtell of the interesting sights and ex¬periences of her journey.Tea will be served before themeeting at which Aimee Heineck willpreside. Y. M. C. A. DriveBrings Over TwoHundred MembersFifteen fraternity houses have beenvisited in the last two weeks by themembership comrnitte of the Univer¬sity Y. M. . A. in inaugurating a newdrive for members. Membership inthe organization has been placedupon a new basis, according to whichthere will be associate and activemembers.“Associate membership,” declaresM. D. McLean, executive secretary,“indicates a belief in the work of theY. M. C. A, and a willingness to givea limited amount of time to the widerange of activities carried on by theassociation.”Over 200 associate members havealready been gained as a result of theprogram. The range of interestswhich they expressed on the cardspassed out to them by committeemembers runs as follows: Boy Scoutsand boys’ clubs, 19; community serv¬ice, 11; social program, 14; publicity,(Continued on page 3)NAME DRUECK ANDBJORK FOR FROSHWOMAN'S COUNCILHelen Drueck and Bernice Bjorkwere elected yesterday to the Fresh¬man Woman’s club council, by theBoard of Women’s Organizations.They were chosen to fill the vacanciesleft by two women, one, Mary Maize,a non-club representative who hasbeen pledged, and Nanette Brody,who dropped because of her studies.Jean Searcy, president of theFreshman Woman’s club, recom¬mended the women on account ofthe faithful and active interestwhich they have shown in the affairsof the club since its re-organizationlast Fall quarter.The council, which includes anequal number of club representa¬tives and non-club women, is com¬posed of twenty-four Freshman. Thenon-club women are elected annual¬ly by the governing board.Lovett Speaks OnCreative CollegiansProfessor Robert M. Lovett of thedepartment of English will talk on“Creative W’riting in Colleges,” at ameeting of the Humanities club at7:46, in Classics 20. Professor Lov¬ett has based his talk on his observa¬tions and experiences with studentsaspiring to create literary works ofmerit.Men taking work in the depart¬ment of English or General Litera¬ture, are eligible fbr admission to theHumanities club. \ Regards Man As SmallThis conception of man, that he issmall in comparison with the restof the universe and that there is nohunian responsibility, no free will,no purposeful universe, ho Being‘looking over and caring for theoar-h,” was the main vein along• hich Darrow ran in his address on' Omar Khayyam and A. E. Hous¬man” last night in Mandel hall un¬der the auspices of “The Forge.”After quoting from Omar thatman is but a pawn in a “game whichHe plays on the checkboard of life,”Darrow took up the thread of hisspeech. “If one can conceive of a be¬ing that moved human pieces in agame, a man’s actions would simplybe at the will of the player. Omarexpresses this again and again.“He does not blame man; he rec-(Continued on page 2)Serenaders Playat Costume BsdlThe Mighty Blue Serenaders, acampus orchestra led by Lowell Clem¬ens Warner, will play for the Fiestagiven by the Spanish club to'morrowat 9 in the theatre of Ida Noyes hall.The orchestra played for several frat¬ernity and club affairs last quarter.Proceeds from the Fiesta will beused for a scholarship in the Span¬ish department. Every year the exec¬utive board of El Circulo Espanol,and a committee picked from the fac¬ulty of the Spanish department de¬cide who is the worthiest person,majoring in Spanish, to receive thescholarship.Up to this year, the club has beenable to offer only a partial scholar¬ship. but the Fiesta Friday has suchpromising aspects that Mary Tern-sted, president, feels certain thatthey will be able to offer a wholescholarship.Sign For EnglishExemption ExamsApplications for the English 103exemption test to te given Saturdaymorning, from 9 to 12, in Cobb 110should be made at the Examiner’s of¬fice, Cobb 106, no later than tomor¬row.Students with advanced standingwho have transferred from other col¬leges with 18 major credits or theequivalent of two majors in collegecomposition are eligible for the ex¬amination. If passed successfully, thestudent is not required to take Eng¬lish 103. Any student who elects totake the exmaination, however, mustdo so before his last quarter in resi-deence.Students who did not enter theUniversity with advanced standingare rrot eligible to take the examina-tio’-. Students SpeakOn ‘Students* InReligious ServiceUniversity students representingIndia, the colored students, and theY, W. C, A. spoke on “Students andInternational Christianity” last nightat Joseph Bond chapel in continua¬tion of the University Religious serv¬ice. Hitherto the services have beendedicated to furnishing opportunitiesfor prominent men to present theirphilosophies of life.Appadurai Aaron, graduate stud¬ent from India, expressed the ideasthat have been engendered by thetraditions of his own country coupledwith the conceptions which Americahas produced in him. Miss Ruth Mc¬Neil, an undergraduate student ac¬tively associated with the Y. W. C.A,, outlined her viewpoint on thequestion, and Miss Vinita Lewis, alsoan undergraduate, presented herstand. All three speakers attendedthe Quadrennial Convention of theStudent Volunteer Movemnet held(Continued on page 2)CLOSE COFFEE SHOPFOR REPAIRS TODAY;‘BIGGER AND BETTER'Improvements will necessitate theclosing the Coffee Shop for repairsfrpm today at 2 until Monday morn¬ing.The changes will include the re¬moval of the west wall so that therewill be only one large room, thusfurnishing more space to be used es¬pecially during the busy noon rush.A new counter will be installedreaching to where the wall is now,three more coffee percolators havebeen bought, and a better system forserving sandwiches will be used. Thechanges will make it possible to ac¬commodate a larger number of stu¬dents and consequently more helpwill be employed.“The coffee shop is trying to pro¬vide greater convenience and betterservice for the students,” accordingto Miss Nellie Pope, director of theUniversity Commons.W. A. A. to SpendSaturda.y at LodgeSkating, hiking and perhaps tabog-ganing will be on the program, whenmembers of W. A. A. spend Saturdayat Palos Park lodge. A bus will leaveIda Noyes hall at 'll, and return at4:30. The round trip fare will be onedollar.Preparations have been made fortwenty-five or thirty women, and An¬nette Allen, president of W. A. A.,has asked that as many as possiblesign up.They have been asked to bringown lunches. will manage the track interscholastic,which will be held on June 1 and 2.George Percy, a member of the wa¬ter polo team, will manage theswimming meet, which will be heldFebruary 10 and 11.Farwell Is BasketeerFarwell, who is a member of thePhi Kappa Psi fraternity, has play¬ed two years of varsity basketballbesides working on the interscholas¬tics. He is a member of the orderof the “C,” is College Marshall andbelongs to Owl and Serpent, seniorhonor society. In his junior year,he belonged to Iron Mask.Wilfred Heitman is an Alpha Del¬ta Phi and has played three years ofvarsity football, winning his major“C.” He is scribe on the board ofsuperiors of Blackfriars and is amember of the senior honor society,Owl and Serpent. In his junioryear, he belonged to Iron Mask andin his sophomore year, to Skull andCrescent. For four years he hasbeen working on interscholastics, andhe was a junior manager of track,r^rcy In Water SportsGeorge Percy, a Sigma Nu, besidesbeing on the water polo team forthree years, has been on the varsityswimming squad also for three years.He has worked ever since he was afreshman on Blackfriars, first in thechorus, then as assistant propertymanager and now as manager. Hewas on the sophomore council. Lastyear he was assistant manager of in¬terscholastic swimming and automa¬tically became manager this year,turnout last year, we expect to havemore schools entered this year, andalso to have better teams.” statedPercy.Plans have already been made byPercy for the Interscholastic Swim-ing meet to be held February 10 and11. As yet the various schools havenot turned in their entries, but theevents have been settled and theschools will be notified within theweek.Open Contest ForYale FellowshipCompetition for the two Seesel fel¬lowships of $1500 each, to be award¬ed for original research in biologicalstudies at Yale University, has re¬cently been announced. The contestis open to men and women in theUnited States and other countries.Preference will be given to Univer¬sity graduates with Ph. D. degreeswho have demonstrated, by previouswork, their fitness to carry on suc¬cessful research.Applications must be made byMarch 1 to the Dean of the GraduateSchool. Yale University, New' Haven,Conn. They should be accompaniedby an official transcript of the applic¬ant’s academic record, a reprint ofhis scientific publications, a recentphotograph and letters of recommen*dation.“1 '-i' >■i*'. «',rPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1928Eitt iatlfl iiaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOt’ublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Mondky, during the Autumn,W'inter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ot publication of any materialapi>earing in this paper. ,Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE,ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenCharles H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day FkiitorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean , Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EkiitorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da "’“on ..Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovey>ll AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman ....Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantA.igus Horton .'...Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.Extension of the Intramural principle.Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-toivn students.Co-operation with the Honor Commission.Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.Improvement of the Year Book.Abolition of E-\\ and establishment of group libraries.One Sophomore Honor Society.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. TENTATIVE PLANSUBMITTED TOPOLI SCI LEAGUEHarry Kletzky, Chairman of tiie Editorial BoardHARRY EMERSON FOSDICKOVER the last week end one of America’s most outstandingclergymen, Dr. Harry Emerson Fosdick visited the campus.Few of the religious thinkers of today have been accorded thepopular recognition extended Dr. Fosdick by the American publicand his hearty reception here on campus is evidence of the espe¬cial appeal which his message carries for the younger generationof earnest thinkers.Dr. Fosdick is no mere “hell-fire and brimstone” Baptistpreacher. The religion which he expounds is no longer gracedwith the stereotyped fear of God, but is in itself a vital, animateddoctrine based on scientific law. And the man who not onlyconceived this new religion of life but dared at the risk of beingunfrocked to rise in open revolt against the Protestant Church ishimself a typical representative of the independent philosophy oflife which he propagates.His address Monday on the true meaning of freedom wasespecially appropriate to these circles in which all convention andrestraint is looked upon with legitimate askance. The freedomof which he spoke, though, was one that transcended mere un¬restrained indulgence of desire. True freedom, he pointed out,with inspiring earnestness Is gained only by costly self discipline,by acquiring that nobility of soul and purpose in life which risesabove petty restrictions.This attitude is idealistic, but not wholly illogical. Certainly,above all things, it is an inspiration and an excellent antidote forthe dissillusioned sophistication of college life.Whether or not one shares this philosophy of freedom, wefeel that its expression on this campus has been decidedly val¬uable, for too small a premium has generally been placed on con¬scientious, independent character development. (Continued from page 1)to the plan. Seven of the speechesare being held in reserve and will beassigned to visiting delegates, whileseveral of the reports will also bepresented by students from other col¬leges.In holding this model convention,the political science students whowill actively participate are guidedby a similar affair which attractednational comment when it was heldat Syracuse university in New Yorknot long ago. Clarke Eichelberger,secretary of the League of Nationswho lectured on that topic at the Uni¬versity Tuesday in order to aid thestudents in their model pi'esentation,advised the participaters to reviewspeeches that have been given at Gen¬eva and be thoroughly acquaintedwith the League.ATHENAEUM“NO MAN’S LAND’'T'HE traditional “No Man’s Land” will soon be a thing of thepast if the women on campus have their way, for severaltimes in the past few weeks we have been reminded of the factthat no forbidding sign baring the legend, “For Women Only”has ever been hung over the portals of Ida Noyes hall.And upon due consideration we see no legitimate reason whywe men shouldn’t overcome our natural reticence and accept theinvitations of our co-educational associates.Ida Noyes hall—we understand upon report—has all thefacilities that would make it a successful social center of collegelife. There are comfortable lounges, quiet corners, smooth floorsfor social dancing, and even kitchens where tea and light lunchesmay be prepared.The women seemed quite piqued that we refuse to enjoy theseprivileges with them, and we have it upon good authoritythat even Mrs. Edith Foster Flint on passing through the hallsonce exclaimed, “Such cozy corners for confidential tete-a-tetesand not a soul taking advantage of them!”Well, it really is too bad, and so in the future when somewinsome young thing invites you in, why step right up and takeyour tea like a gentleman. (Continued from page 1)on the “Dollar-down-and-dollar-when-you-catch-me” plan, and for the sur¬prisingly small sum of fifty dollarsworth of clothes, and about a hun¬dred dollars worth of automobile, youget the real real gentleman. (Yezzir,can’t be told from the real article).And when you take some of thischemical phenomenon known aswhiskey, gin, or what you will, andput it inside the oxford grey suit.Well, I’D rather take my chance witha bomb, even if I had helped WilliamHale keep George by his own fire¬side.There, might be a chance of get¬ting used to this insidious combina¬tion, even, with a little patience andforebearance, but when they beganto pave the roads to the Universitiesand Mr. Oxford Grey’s son could ridePappah’s car out to the Halls ofLearning, then there w’as some realfun afoot ....Seventeen year old high schoolgirls began to talk of Freud asthough he were the latest thing Indress styles. Eighteen year old boys(high schol or college) began to sub¬scribe to the American Mercury andcarry it around under their arms,conspicuously exposed. Fraternityhouse ‘smut sessions’ began to delveinto the merits of Havelock Ellis.KraffL-Ebblng was put out on openbook tables. In other words, cara mia,the INTELLIGENSIA arose . . .Culture was disseminated, I begyour pardon. It was not disseminatedIt was sown to the winds. And I fearthat the winds were of hurricane pro¬portions at the time. For there hasgrown up a crop—the Great Educat¬ed Class of America. The member¬ship is a bit more restricted thanBarney Google’s Billygoats, but thatI is by way of compliment to the Billy-goats. Yes. These intelligentsia havestarted a new fraternity, the It-Sim-ply-Isn’t-Being-Done-Fraternity.Unfortunately this fraternity doesnot wear badges. That makes itsmembers much more distinguishable.They are of the sort that insist onturning down the center light whenpoetry is being read to a group. Theysmirk whenever they see one of theprofane buying the Saturday EveningPost. They write scathing articlesa la Mencken about “What’s WrongWith Everybody But Me.” They buythe best seats at the Symphony, andforce the real musicians into the gal¬lery. They affect Opera and spendtheir entire time there trying to seewhat Mi'a. So and So is wearing.They dance at the Drake on Fridayevenings and promenade the Boule¬vard on Sunday afternoons. They goto Europe in the summer and spendtheir time travelling from one Amer¬ican hotel to another. They cham¬pion companionate marriage and readBoccacio to their children for fairystories. They are, cara mia (allowme to introduce to you) the BAB¬BITRY OF INTELLECTUALISM.' —Leon R. Gross.FRIDAY: Sterling North.ATTACKS GLORIOUS BOAST(Continued from page 1)ognizes the weaknesses of man, heknows the cruelty of judging him.He sees what man can do and can¬not do. He condemns the idea thatGod could or should judge man. Hebelieved that pleas for forgivenessfrom God are wanted. But there isnothing to forgive.” Chicago and Michigan to PlayFive Game Senes Starting 1930Because of the fact that Michiganwas planning a series of home-and-home games with Harvard in 1929and 1930, and Chicago was planninga similar series with Princeton, itwas found necessary to cut two gamesoff the scheduled four-game serieswhich Chicago and Michigan weresupposed to play from 1927 to 1930.Iowa and Minnesota were in dan¬ger of being forced out of the confer¬ence because of a lack of games, andStagg was enabled, by dropping theMaize and Blue, to give both of theseschools games—Minnesota in ' 1928and 1929, and Iowa in 1928 and 1930.Arrange New Serie*Neither Stagg nor Yost, however,were willing to entirely shut the twoschools out of each other’s schedulesfor years to come, and so a new seriesof five games, beginning at Ann Arbor !in 1930, was arranged.The new arrangement appears tobe very beneficial to Chicago. Chi¬cago has always been rather limitedin the scope of its games, and theaddition of Minnesota and Princeton,especially, both of which always turn out excellent teams, should react veryfavorably upon Chicago spirit.Coach Stagg announced the Maroonschedule for 1929 and 1930 at thistime. The schedule for 1929 is as fol¬lows : At home—Purdue, Indiana,Minnesota and Wisconsin; away—Princeton and Illinois. For 1930 theprogram is as follows: At home—Purdue, Indiana, Minesota and Wis¬consin ; away—Michigan and Wis¬consin. STUDENTS SPEAKON ‘STUDENTS’ INREUGIOUS SERVICE(Continued from page 1)from' Dec. 27 to Jan. 1 in Detroit,troit.Mr. Clarence Hendershot, who hasbeen engaged in missionary work inChina, presided over the services. Anadded feature of the meeting wasthe singing of Johnson Kangyl, agraduate student in the English de¬partment and a native of Burma. Hewas accompanied on the organ byMr. Harrison Rockwell Vail.J. H. 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Cool andsmooth and mellow and mild—not for onepipe-load, but always. Try this long-burningtobacco. Fellows. You’ll say so!Nince albert If you vibrate toquality, you'll gravidtate to P,A,^the national joy smoke!Cempuir, N. CTimm tells why he choseIllinois. Norgren pushes c^ense inpreparation for Wolverines.JTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1928PROP OFFENSE IN PREPARATION FOR MICHIGAN GAMEFORFEITS MAREVENING’S L M.CAGE PROGRAMOnly Three Games OnSchedule ArePlayed EIGHT GAMES ONI. M. CARD TONITETuesday night’s I-M games werefeatured by an unusually large num¬ber of forfeits, Mr. Nissla. assistantdirector of Intramurals, commentingon the situation, said that it was thefirst time that I-M officials had beenconfronted by such a large numberof forfeits, Mr. Nissla criticizedthose teams which failed to put inan appearance, remarking that theI-M department wants every teamto play, regardless of their chancesfor victory. Good sportsmanship,fair play and high ideals and not thegain and glory of winning, are thequalities which the I-M departmentespouses.Tau Sig* 9; K. N. 8Despite the forfeits, three goodgames were run off. In a “B” classtilt, Kappa Nu and Tau Sigma Omi-cron waged a bitter struggle, theTau Sigs emerging victory, 9-8. Bothteams played a terrifically fast gamein the first half, but in the last periodthe combat devolved into a roughscrimmage, in which Tau Sig outlast¬ed Kappa Nu by one point. Wat-kovski registered a basket and a freethrow for the victors while Chaznowsank two baskets and two free throwsfor the losers.Tau Dell 14; Phi Gam 7The Tau Delts clearly establishedthemselves as one of the title con¬tenders for the “B” championship bytrimming Phi Gamma Delta, 14-7.The latter were ouiclassed but foughthard. The Tau Delts displayed awell balanced floor game, whichcoupled to the eagle eye shooting ofNovick, who sank five baskets, en¬abled the victors to emerge on thelong end of the score. The TauDelts have now won three gamesand remain undefeated.Phi Sig 14; D. U. 13The prize upset of the eveningwas turned in by the Phi Sigma Del¬ta outfit, who defeated the strongD. U. team by one point, 14-13. Lau-man ended a game which necessitat¬ed two overtime periods by convert¬ing a foul to.ss into the winningpoint. Lauman also sUrred for thePhi Sigs with three baskets whileHagens for the loser equaled himwith three baskets. 7:15 Games “B” ClassI Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Phi BetaDelta.I A, T. O.’s vs. Phi Delta Theta.8:00 Games “A” Classi Kappa Nu vs. Macs.I Beta Theta Pi vs. Wildcats.8:45 Games “A” ClassI Kappa Sigma vs. D, K. E.’s! T, K. E.’s vs. Phi Gamma Delta,' 9:30 Games “A” Classi .41pha Delta Phi vs. Psi U.j Phi Sigma Delta vs. Lambda ChiAlpha.GYMNASTS-FENCERSIN DOUBLE MEETOhio Wesleyan To Be ToeOf Bothj In a double dual meet the Ma-I roon gymnastic and fencing teamsj will compete with the representa-I tives of Ohio Wesleyan at Bartlett! Gymnasium next Tuesday. This is toj be the second engagement for theI g.vm team and the third for theI fencers, both ofthem having cleari records so far. The gymnastic line¬up, which was announced earlier inI the week, will consist of Captain! Vim Flexner, Davidson, Menzies,I McRoy, Newbauer, Watson andI Weaver, some of whom are just qn-j tering collegiate competition for thej first time this season.Ij The fencers have been classified. according to weapons in a list whichI may undergo serious changes as aj result of this meet. In the foils,I Steere, Freidman and Wallace will1 meet the Ohioans, while Steere and; Wallace in the duelling sword, and' Capt. Kerr and Nash comprise therest of the team. Coach Merrill hasalso picked some regular alternate<^in view of possible last minutechanges. These are Eisendrath, duel¬ling sword, Bickley, saber and Gold¬berg, foils.Both of the teams will swing intotheir conference season soon afterthis meet, meeting Ohio State onFebruary 10. The fencing team hasserious opposition there because Ohiohas won the conference the last twoyears, while Chicago has the same ad¬vantage in gymnastics.If you want a home cookedmeal call 5650 Ellis Ave.Mrs. Greenstein, Prop.Price 40cA HISTORY OF ENGLISH LITERATUREBy Elmile Legouis and Louis Cazamian in Two VolumesVol 1: (650 to 1660). The Middle Ages and the Renas¬cence. Contents; Book 1, Origins. Book 2, The 14th and15th centuries: Chaucer to the Renascence. Book 3, ThePreparation for the Renascence. Book 4, The Flowering ofThe Renascence. Book 5, The End of the Renascence. Index.Volume 2: This volume covers the modern period of Eng¬lish Literature, 1 660 to 19 14. It deals successively with theLiterature of the Restoration, the classics, the survival ofclassicism, the pre-romantic period, the romantic epoch, thesearch for equilibrium, and new divergencies.These two volumes form the most important because themost intimate and critical study of English Literature yet writ¬ten. Great care has been taken, in translating into English,to lose none of the terse precision of the French, and the texthas been specially revised by the authors for the Englishedition.The published price of this set is $10.00 or $5.00 per volumeOur special price is $4.25 a volume and if both volumes arepurchased at one time an extra discount is allowed makingthe net price at our store only $7.44 per set.BURT CLARKBooksellerMIDWAY 47595642 Harper Avenue Open 10 A. M. to 10 P. M. Zuppke BenefitedGreatly By Yost’s“Toothache Hour”“What a whale of a difference atoothache makes!”The. aforegoing statement mightwell have been made by one Field¬ing H. Yost as a resignation to pre¬vailing fate on the occasion of Mich¬igan’s last football experience inMemorial stadium when Jud Timm,Twin Falls, Idaho, halfback, grab¬bed the pigskin and darted aroundthe Wolverines’ right flank for thetouchdown the critics later said de¬cided the contest.Timm Liked MichiganIt was in the early summer of1925 that the townspeople of TwinFalls made up a purse to send twotrack athletes to Chicago to com¬pete in the Stagg’s interscholastic.The purpose was made fat enoughthat the two lads, seniors in highschool, could do a hit of sight seeingafter their athletic endeavors.The track meet became history.Then the two athletes started theirsight-seeing tour. They had a lookat the campus and things at North-westenr university. That done theycame to Champaign-Urbana to seethe home of “Red” Grange. TheUniversity of Chicago had alreadybeen seen, so Michigan was next..4fter two or three days at Ann.4rbor they decided Michigan wasn’tsuch a bad plave. Being footballplayers of a sort they felt a desireto see the great Yo.st. But uponvisiting the coach’s office they weretold he was “out.” They wanderedabout the campus a while and fin¬ally as train time neared, triedagain. This time they were toldFielding was at the dentist’s officefor the afternoon. There was noth¬ing to do but race to the station.Another visit to Champaign-Ur¬bana was made and within a fewdays one of the boys decided to en¬ter the University of Illinois. A fewmonths later his name appeared inthe student directory. But FieldingYost didn’t know that and conse¬quently wasn’t worried.It was not until Illinois hadshoved Michigan out of the cham¬pionship running last fall that Yosteven thought of Timm. And eventhen he probably didn’t know thatbut for a toothache he might havehad the crashing, dashing, fightingall-conference Zupman. But Judsays it’s so—says that he liked thelooks of Michigan and might havegone to school there if he had seenYost that afternoon. BADGER REORGANIZENEW COACHES PLANThe University of Wisconsin willintroduce a new plan at the summercoaching school this year which pro¬vides for the elimination of the earlytwo weeks course and divides theregular six weeks’ technical coursesinto two sessions of three weekseach.The Badger athletic departmentannounces these alternations in thesummer physical education schoolfollowing a careful study of the stu¬dents’ reaction to the old plan.TARPON CLUB TOINITIATE AT PARTYHold Affair Friday Eve InIda Noyes0Women interested in joining Tar¬pon club will have until this after¬noon to pass the Tadpole test.Alumnae MeetThe combined Initiaion and Alum¬nae Party will be held Friday at7:30 in the pool of Ida Noyes hall.After the initiation, a fireside partywill be held in the corrective gym¬nasium.Janet Gow, Margaret Crook, Vio¬let Goldberg, Janet Works, MaeFrost, Harriet Picke and CourtneyMontague have already' passed theTadpole test. They will be initiatedi Friday night.PLAN INTRA-CLASSBASKET ball TILTSIntra-class games in women’s be¬ginning and intermediate basket-ballclasses will begin Monday, Feb. 13.Classes OrganizedClasses are under the direction ofMiss Mary McBirney Green. Themembers of each section have beendivided into teams which will com¬pete within their own groups.Tourney For Losersteams will end on March 15.M. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, lU.DINE AND DANCEatTHE PEONYChicago’s NewestChinese and American RestaurantNorth West CornerCotfage Grove at 63rd StreetLUNCHEON 11 to 3—65c . DINNER 5 to 9—SUNDAY DINNER 12 to 9—$1.25Aaron Rosen’s OrchestraFRIDAY NIGHT IS COLLEGE NIGHTNEVER ANY COVER CHARGEFor Reservation Fairfax 2982 $1.00PIANO JAZZ — MODERN HARMONYL J'Be in demand. Let us show you the way to popularity.THE RICH STUDIOSOffer an unfailing Method—Quick and Easy6725 Stony Island. Loop StudioFairfax 9589 Evening Apts. Made. Wabash 7188 NORGRENITES, CONFIDENT OF DEFENSIVEPOWER, CONCENTRATE ON DEVaOPINGOFFENSIVE TO OUTSCORE MICHIGANwhich, if he retain.s against the in¬vaders, may prove their undoing.If all works well with Chicago’soffense, its defense should be able totake care of itself without difficulty.Coach Norgren’s men in their fiveconference tilts have held their op-ponets to an average of twenty-threeand three-fifths points a game, thebest average of any conference teamsave Wisconsin. Captain Hoerger,McDonough and Farwell, the main¬stays of the Maroon defen.se, are de¬termined to maintain their brilliantdefensive work again Michigan bychecking Harrigan, Oosterbaan, andothers of the Wolverine squad whohave run wild against Ohio and In¬diana.Wolverines Are Rated As Favorites On Basis Of HighPowerful Offense; Maroons Seek ToMatch Scoring PowerDespite the fact that the Maroonshave come along with a rush in theirlast two combats, the Michigan quin¬tet, on the basis of their high poweredoffense, will rule the favorite whenthe two teams clash in Bartlett GymSaturday night.The Maroons can claim two advan¬tages when they play host to the Wol¬verines. They will be on their homefloor and most teams seemed to bebothered by the box-like size of Bart¬lett. The other fact is the Wolver¬ines’ long lay-off. The last engage¬ment of the Michigan outfit tookplace two weeks ago last Mondayagainst Ohio, a total of nineteen dayssince Michigan has played a Big Tengame.Coach Norgren’s warriors, however,are not basing their hopes for a vic¬tory on the premature idea that theiropponents will be stale when theytrot onto the hardwood floor afteranabsence of almPst three weeks.Baskets and plenty of them is theonly way the Maroons can beat Mich¬igan. A Norgren defense of coursewill probably hold the invaders downin their scoring, but with such vet¬erans as McCoy, Harrigan and Oos¬terbaan to check, Chicago’s guardswill have their hands full.Just what the Maroons will have tooffer in contrast to the famed Wol¬verine offense depends a good dealupon how effectively Gl.st, Changnonand Zimmennan nick the hoop. Gist’seye last Saturday night netted himfour baskets, all of them pretty shots.Changnon, another offensive star, hasnot registered so well of late, but heprobably will get plenty of chancesat the basket Saturday night. Zim¬merman, the veteran sharpshooter,has been displaying old time form, Y. M. C. A. DRIVEBRINGS OVER TWOHUNDRED MEMBERS(Contimied from page 1)46, of whom 16 are especially inter¬ested in the publication of the hand¬book; international friendship, 21;finance campaign, 11; religious meet¬ings, 20; sight seeing tours, 24; “TheOrder of Grail,” 40; Freshman pro¬gram for next fall, 12 upper class-men; life work guidance committee,7; and deputation team work, 15.Others indicated their interest inchurch cooperation, citizenship, andgraduate groups.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd St. (Near Woodlawn Ave.)Telephone Hyde Park 3080Beeinners’ Class every Monday EveninK at8:00. 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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1928Complete Review of Football Season; ConsideredSuccessful In Spite of Four Defeats; Penn Win,Rouse^s Brilliant Play; Season’s Brightest SpotsLIFE’S INTERIMInto the hushed dim twilight whereMy eyes have need of sight.Where the way is splitting silence,The gods come bringing light.The sun has tinted all the westGold yellow as the birches.The birches stand like candle flamesOn altars of the churches.For the time of a clock tick, the worlddoes pause.For the space of one deep breathFrom the silence of unknown dis¬tancesComes stalking his Majesty Death.—Mary MerrillHEADLINE in Tuesday’s ChicaproDaily News—“Lindbergh Speeds toVirgin Islands.”—Isn’t that just likea man?!With All Due Apologies to Mr.Lloyd MayerOH George:I am Actually THRILLED toDEATH because I DO think that thisCOMPANionate MARriage is theFAScinating arrangement—I mean IActually DO' I am going to GIVEup my DOG and get a M.\N becauseI think EVERY one ought to have aMAN around the House because theyARE so sort of USEFUL in case ofBURGLARS or SOMETHING.—Fiji By ALBERT ARKULESWith memories still fresh of a 1926gridiron team that failed to win hsingle Conference game, Coach A. A.Stagg inaugurated his thirty-fifthseason as head coach of Universityof Chicago athletic teams with thetask of rebuilding a team from theremnants of last year’s squad.If the “Old Man’’ possessed pessi¬mistic ideas over his 1927 teams, hewas given more than ample confirma¬tion by the city newspapers and thefamiliar “anvil chorus” of alumni,undergraduates and outsiders. Thelarge number of so-called footballexperts predicted that the M&roonswould finish last again this season,and there were few dissenting opin¬ions. With the air heavy ladenedwith ironic remarks about Chicago’sfootball team. Coach Stagg sent outhis first call for candidates September15, to which more than sixty menresponded.Eleven “C” MenEleven “C” men and a host offormer frosh stars formed the nucleusof the opening workouts. The regu¬lars who answered the opening callwere Captain Rouse, Anderson, Ley-ers, McDonough, Apitz, Spense, Weis^low, Lewis, Spence, Cochrane andGreenebaum. Hoosiers entered the fray a favorite,having decisively beaten Kentuckythe previous Saturday. With a starbackfield man in Bennett, and ablysupported by Harrell and Byerson,Pat Page’s team offered formidableopposition to a Max’oon team whichhad failed to register a victory in itslast seven starts.Libby StarsThe Hoosiers never reckoned on anew Maroon flash, Vin Libby. Liter¬ally slashing his way through the'Indiana forward wall. Coach Stagg’sunheralded satellite crashed his wayto a touchdown, shortly after the sec¬ond period opened. A few minutesater, the Maroons, inspired by theirseven-point lead, drove through thefast-weakening Pagmen. .4ndersonwent over for the second touchdown,and the Maroons fortified their lead.The Maroons were content to keepthe Hoosiers on the defensive, and atthe end of four heated and bitterlyfought periods, the Maroons hademerged with their first Conferencevictory since 1922.So the anvil chorus suddenly forgotlast year’s results and grabbed theirhorns. But the experts refused to beconvinced. The victory over Indianawas not decisive, they declared. .4ndthey pointed to Purdue, a team thatThe squad was soon cut to about ! bad traveled fifteen hundred miles toA New York scientist has provedthat brunettes are more emotionalmore responsive to love, thanblondes. Dark wigs should soon be¬come popular with the lighter-huedfolks. And now it’ll be only theblonde women who’ll have toupayand pay.It Surfs You Right!Dear George:His voice was dulcet and pleading.“You remind me of the sea,” hesaid, caressing my hand. I loweredmy eyes demurely. “You meanWild, Romantic, Relentless . , . ”I asked. “Naw,” he grinned, non¬chalantly lighting a Murad, “Youjust make me sick.”—E. B. O.LETTERS pour in answering ourrequest for a name to be affixed tothe new Little Art Theatre on Fifty-Seventh Street. “Moronia,” “Millen¬ium,” and “The Incinerator” werethe latest suggestions. We like thelast one—it smells of hot stuff, how¬ever much garbage it may contain.DOWN at Lindenwood College,in Missouri, the girls have been cen¬sured by physicians for selfishlyjeopardizing the health of theirdates by keeping them out on theporch-swings on cold nights. Evident¬ly these Missouri gold-diggers like tosee their men cough up!THE G. A. SAGA(To G. A. —Who Burned HerselfWhile Ironing)Oh dear, did the nasty old ironLeave a burn?Did it blister your pretty whiteTo a turn?I grieve that your life is so hardAnd distressing . . .I’m sorry your troubles and prob¬lemsAre Pressing!—GEO-GCLASSIHED ADSROOM FOR RENT—Two Univer¬sity students wanted to occupy largecomfortable room. Call after 6 p. m.6219 Ellis .\ve.. Apt. 2. Fairfax 4298. forty men. This number was re¬tained throughout the year. Withthe Oklahoma game booked for Octo¬ber 1, the “Old Man” spent a busytwo weeks whipping a team withunknown prospects into fairly goodshape for the southerners. Two orthree second year men, among themMendenhall, Burgess and Bluhn»,soon displayed ability which earnedthem all a degree of honor. They,togetner with Leyers, alternated incarrying the ball down the field, fromsuddenly opened up with a series ofpa.=ses, Hugh Mendenhall, sophomorehalfback, doing the hurling. Afterworking the bail down to the Aggies’five-yard line, Mendenhall crashecthrough for Chicago’s first touchdo\\?iof the season.Lost in Last QuarterIn the last half Chicago sent ineleven substitutes, Captain Rouse re¬maining at the pivot post. Throughthe third suarter the Maroons heldthe .4ggies. The Oklahoma team,however, kept threatening with astar backfield man by the name otHaskins, dn the last quarter a badkick by Chicago placed Oklahomawithin scoring distance, and a coupleof passes by Haskins turned the trick.The Maroons led, 7 to 6, when thesoutherners failed to kick goal. Witha few moments remaining, the Okla¬homa team launched a desperate of¬fensive, and on another pass by theever-present Haskins, scored theirsecond touchdown and a vlctorv.13 to 7.The loss of the Oklahoma gameadded fresh fuel to the ironic com¬ments about Chicago’s football team.The anvil chorus got going in fullblast again and during the followingweek gave emphatic vent to theiropinions. Nevertheless, the “OfdMan” doggedly set about the taskof reviving the drooping hopes of adisappointed team. The team re¬sponded energetically, with the resultthat a week later the Maroons wereeager to dispute Pat Page’s Indi-anians in the initial Conference gameof the year.Despite the torrid weather, a ban¬ner crowd of 35,000 turned out. The the lair of Harvard, and trimmed theeasterner.'^, 21-0. Moreover, Phelanhad uncovered an understudy, Welch,the Texas Tornado, who had run wild.By virtue of their conclusive victoryover Harvard, the Boilermakers wereranked strong favorites over theMaroons when the two teams hookedup on Saturday, October 15.Chicago wasted little time gettingstarted. A bad kick by Welch, a sudden offensive led by Mendenhalland Libby, and the Maroons werethreatening to score. A deceptivelatex’al pass and Mendenhall was overfor a touchdown. McDonough kickedgoal, while the stadium looked on inamazement at a team which hadscored five minutes after the gameopened.Welch “Goal”Welch, the star of the Harvardgame, proved to be he goat of theChicago fray. He fumbled severaltimes in crucial moments. One time.Weaver grabbed one of Welch’s mis-cues and stared down the field for ascore, but was overtakeix by the fleetTexan fullback. In the second periodon their own forty-yard line, Harme-son. Boilermaker halfback, brokethrough tackle, eluded several sec¬ondary men, and raced down the side¬lines for a touchdown. CaptainRouse blocked the kick for goal..4s the game wore on Coach Phelan,desperate for a victory, sent hiscrippled captain, Wilcox, into thefray as an inspiring morale for histeam, but the Maroons smothered theversatile Wilcox. The Boilermakerstossed passes recklessly in the lastquarter, but the Midway outfit brokeup the Purdue offensive deep in theiro\vn territory.The Purdue game established Rou.seas one of the stars of the season. |His blocking of Purdue’s kick for jextra point, and his splendid allround work on the field caught theeye of thousands of football fans.Own PennsylvaniaThere was no letup for the Ma¬roons. The big intersectional gamewith Pennsylvania was but a few’days off. The Red and Blue outfit,as usual, was a firmidable outfit. Much interest was shown in the gamebecause of the overwhelming numberof victories that Penn had scored in aspan of twenty-nine years.Stagg Field proved to be the meccaof fifty thousand fans on October 23.Penn never got started. Wascolonis,Murphy and Forbes, Penn’s big scoring threats, were stopped dead, andbeneath every play which broke upthe Red and Blue offense x^as KenRouse, the peerless Chicago leader.But if Penn could not score, the “OKIMan’s” charges could. In the secondhalf they went well up to the placewhere Mendenhall went over. In thethiid quarter the Maroons renewedtheir assault, and with the lateralpass functioning successfully, .4ndexson went over for Chicago. Ponn gota lucky break soon •’fter. Murnhykicked to the Maroons’ one yard lineand the exchange of punts put Pennon the three-yard line, where it wasan easy matter for Coach Young’steam to score. The Maroons, how¬ever, held fast, and eventuallyemerged on the long end of thescore, 13-7.Lose to OhioThen followed three hearbreakingSaturdays. Against Ohio, Chicagoshowed plenty of fight, but Ohio,stung by the animosity which hadcentered around Coach Wihe’s poorshowing, showed even more fight.Chicago scored in the third quarter,Mendenhall going over. McDonoughkicked goal and the Maroqns as¬sumed the lead, 7-6. In the last quar¬ter, a fifty-yard pa.ss .«ent the Scarletand Gray into the lead, and the Ma¬roons tried hard to overcome thelead but failed.Michigan followed, and bannercrowd of r>.').000 turned out for thefirst game that the Wolverines andthe Maroons were engaging in sine?1921. For two (juarters both teamsbattled scorelessly. In the middle ofthe third period. Captain Rouse wasinjured and had to leave the fray. his departure. Michigan’s high-powered backfield, led by the plung¬ing Rich and the versatile Gilbert,drove the Maroons back against theirgoal line. Gilbert scored the Wol¬verines’ first touchdown on a lateralpass. A few’ minutes later the Michi¬gan outfit again opened fire, and along pass, Gilbert to Oosterbaan,with the Michigan captain grabbingthe pass from tw’o Maroons, resultedin a second touchdown,Illinois VictoriousThe Maroons lost heart during thefollowing week. Rouse gamelyworked out with the squad in thehope that they would offer Zuppke’smini plenty of fight The majorityof fans were hoping that the twogreat captains, Reitsch and Rouse,w'ould oppo.se one another, but CoachStagg refused to risk his captain.The mini trimmed the Maroonsbadly, 15-6. The one pleasing featureot Chicago’s play was the lateralpass that Libby snatched in the airwhile going across the goal line andbalancing the ball on his fingertips.The time-honored struggle withWi.sconsin rung down the curtain onthe 1927 season. On a snow blanket¬ed field, the Maroons, led by theircaptain, displayed the offensivestrength which they had shown ear¬lier in the season. Tw’o touchdownswas the margin by w’hich CoachStagg’s team beat the Baagers, andit was a pleasing climax to a seasonwhich had been expected to be awashout.Maroons Defensive PowerfulIn the eight games Chicago scored65 points and demonstrated its pow¬erful defensive .strength by holdingtheir opponents to 68, an average ofonly 8 1-8 points a game. Chicagofinished fourth in the conferencestandings and broke even on allgames played, regi.stering victoriesagainst Indiana. Purdue, Pennsylva¬nia and W’lsconsin, and losing toOklahoma, Ohio. Michigan, and Illi-The Maroons seemed to collapse with ' nois.FR.4TERNITIES TAKE NO¬TICE—Now available, privately own¬ed location with large, modern home.L’nusually suitable for fraternity. Ap¬ply Fred A. Grow, 5621 University. THEATRE63‘ 6-’BLACKSTOriELOST—Green Schaffer pencil. Re¬ward for return. 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