Boacher speaks toeastern alumnL iwwrtrBatlp i^laroon "fijFlying aquadronaids Y.M.C.A.Vol. 28. No. 52. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18,1928FAMOUS MUNICHMATHEMATICIANTO SPEM HEREPiX>fes8or CaratheodoryLectures on CampusJan. 23, 24Constantin Caratheodory, Professorof Mathematics at the University ofMunich, Germany, will lecture at theUniversity January 23 and 24 at 4 in32 Ryerson laboratory. “Surfaces withClosed Geodesics” will he the subjectof the first lecture, while “An Appli¬cation of the Calculus of Variationsto a Problem in Geometric Optics”will be the second.Eminent AuthorityProf. Caratheodory is ‘one of theforemost mathematicians of the worldin the domain of analysis. He is theauthor of several treatises of utmostimportance" according to Prof. Gil¬bert Ames Bliss of the Mathematicsdepartment of the University. Prof.Caratheodory is a man who is aGreek by birth, who has been trainedin the German universities and whohas a long record of service there. Be¬fore taking up his work at Munich,he w’as Professor of Mathematics atthe University of Smyrna, where hewas called by the Greeks at the closeof the World War.To Teach In EastPreparatory to instructing at Har¬vard University during the -second se¬mester, he arrived in this countryabout Jan. 1 to begin a series of lec¬tures in the central states. .'\t the com¬pletion of his lecture tour, he willhave spoken at Pennsylvania, Ohio,Wisconsin, the l^niversity, Iowa, Wes¬tern Reserve, and at Cornell.During the summer session at theUniversity of California, he will lec¬ture there. He will also deliver talksthroughout the west.Russian StudentsObserve Holiday“Tatiana’s Day,” traditional amongthe universities of Russia, is to be ob¬served on the University campus bythe Chicago branch of the NationalRussian Student’s Christian Associa¬tion with a program to be presentedin MandePhall on January 27.The origin of “Tatiana’s Day” isvague. Gradually the custom of cele¬brating the day of St. Tatiana, onJanuary 11 spread throughout theRussian empire, and has survived theSoviet regime as a part of the Rus-sion student life.The program at the University willconsist of typically Russian musicaland vocal numbers rendered by professionat artists and students. There willbe dancing in Reynolds club at theconclusion of the entertainment.PROFESSORS ASSISTIN COMPILING BOOKDr. Herman N. Bundeson was aidedby three members of the Universityfaculty in compiling his latest book,“The Growing Child.” A. J. Carlson,professor of Physiology, I. S. Falk,associate professor of Hygiene, andMiss Lydia Roberts, assistant profes¬sor of Home Economics contributed tothe material in the book. ProfessorCarlson reviewed the entire book andcorrected it before it went to press.Doctors and professors from other un¬iversities also gave Dr. Bundeson as¬sistance.The book deals with rules for goodhealth in growing children. Rightfood, fresh air, sunshine, sleep, exer¬cise, play, and cleanliness are stressedas necessities for all youngster^ Therules are well illustrated with exercisesand menus. Recent Gifts ForClinic AcknowledgedThe most recent subscriptions tothe Frank Billings Medical Clinic,received and acknowledged by theUniversity Board of Trusteesthough not yet officially published,total $56,250. The four gifts bringthe grand total of voluntary contri¬butions to $384,973.33. The donorsare as follows:Mr. C. K. G. Billings $50,000Mr. Orson C. Wells 5,000Mr. Edward G. Cowdery... 1,000Mr. Robert E. Peacock 250The Daily Maroon omitted thesenames in yesterday’s account of re¬cent subscriptions because of thefact that the Trustees’ announce¬ment has just been made public.HONOR CRACKSHOT BOTANISTProf. W. Land WinsRifle TrophyWith the recent award of the dis¬tinguished Rifle Medal by t^e NationalRifle .Association, William Land, as¬sociate professor of Botany at theUniversity, has been honored as one ofthe foremost rifle shots in the country.Famous Since 1915Since 1915, Dr. Land has been judg¬ed an expert rifle and pistol shot bythe. National Rifle .Association ofAmerica, which is under the supervi¬sion of the War Department. To ob¬tain the Distinguished Rifle Medal Dr.Land has been required to score ineach of three con.'-ecutive years, whileshooting at a distance of fifty and onehundred yards, 775 points out of apossible 800. Approximately fifty menin the United States have met thespecifications and received a similaraward.Heads Rifle ClubP'or many years Dr. Land has beenthe executive officer in the Universityof Chicago Rifle Club, in which Dr.Chamberlain has been secretary, and isofficially called Captain Land.This year the men’s teams have re¬ceived challenges from Cornell, Prince¬ton, Pennsylvania, .Amherst, CarnegieTech, Massacluisetts Tech, IllinoisState, Ohio State, Iowa State, and.Minnesota State.allee to presentPHILOSOPHY OF LIFEAT CHAPEL SERVICE ^“The Religion of (Jne Biologist” willI)e discussed by -Associate ProfessorWarder Clyde Alle tonight at 7:30in Joseph Bond Chapel. This talk,under the auspices of the DivinitySchool, is in accordance with its pro¬gram of religious services. Each weekvarious profssors of the different de¬partments of the University speak onthe philosophies of life that they haveformulated from the work in whichthey are interested.Dr. Allee, tonnerly acting head ofthe Zoology department, and co-authorof The Nature of the VV’orld and ofMan” will be introduced by Dr. H. H.New’man, world famous zoologist.Mirror ChoristersRehearsing DailyIn time with the rhythmical swingof Mack Evans’ baton and the tappingof Mrs. Venable’s cane, the Mirrorchorus is rounding into shape. It wasannounced yesterday that any womanwho took three cuts from the re¬hearsals held daily in the theatre ofIda Noyes hall was automaticallydropped from the class. Personal sing¬ing tryouts under Mack Evans areheld daily from 10 to 11:30 and at5:30 in his office in Mitchell tower, aspreviously announced. Dean C. S. Boucher Tours E^tTo Address University AlumniOn Undergraduate DevelopmentDean Chauncey S. Boucher has leftChicago on a tour of the east to ad¬dress the University Alumni associa¬tions on “Development in the Under¬graduate School.” The dean will speakin Philadelphia on Jan. 23, in Pitts¬burgh on Jan. 24, and in Cleveland onJan. 25. Besides addressing alumniassociations, Mr. Boucher hopes tovisit the principle universities of theeast and acquire new ideas in educa¬tion.King Tours WestWith the same purpose in mind,Roland King, secretary of the Univer¬sity, will address the Alumni associa¬tions of Omaha and Kansas City onthe general subject of "Developmentsin the University.” He will speak inOmaha on Feb. 6 and in Kansas Cityon Feb. 8.The extended tours of these twomen are part of the campaign inaug¬urated by the University administra¬tive board to stimulate interest in thepresent activities of the Universityamong the alumni. It is the object ofMr. Boucher and Mr. King to put be¬fore the alumni the latest changes ineducational program and the latest ex-Madariaga, OxfordProfessor, GivesCampus LectureSenor S. de Madariaga, who holdsthe chair of Spanish Studies at OxfordUniversity, will lecture tomorrow at4:30 in the Harper Assembly Room on“The English, the French, the Span¬ish, a Psychological Parallel."Senor Madariaga lias won famethrough his literary ability and his ex¬perience with the Disarmament sectionof the League of Nations. Besides hisbook, “The Sacred Giraffe,” which waspublished in tliis country, he is knownas a leading authority on Shelley.He entered the Secretariat of theLeague of Nations in August, l‘)-!l.and was put in charge of the Disarma¬ment section a year later. He assistedin negotiations leading up to theXI\' Resolution, which is the basisfor all disarmament work, in the prep¬aration of the famous Geneva Protocol.Freshmen Women’sCouncil SponsorsCard Party FridayTickets for the bridge and buncoparty sponsored by the I'reshmenWomen’s Club to be held Friday from3 to 6 in the Y. W. room of IdaNoyes hall may be obtained from anynieniher of the cliih council. .All cam¬pus women have been invited to at¬tend the party.Tea will be served while gypsy for¬tune tellers from the Gypsy Tea Roomwill foretell the future from the tealeaves.The council of the Club is assistingthe Freshman Class Council in thepromotion of the freshman leap-yearmixer.PROF. SAPIR SPEAKS“A Polysynthetic Language” will bediscussed by Professor Edward Sapirof the department of Anthropologyand Dr, Charles Goetsch AssociateProfessor of Germanic Philology, willspeak on “The Low German of Burk-ard Waldis” at a meeting of the Phil¬ological Society tonight at 8 in Clas¬sics 20.Professor Sapir spent last summerin northern California investigatinghis subject and recently read a paperon it at the annual meeting of theLinguistic Society at Cincinnati. perimentations and departures in edu¬cational ventures.Boucher Gives ViewsSpeaking of these developments Mr,Boucher says, “As a result of our ob¬servations based on the past experi¬ence and on the expressed opinionssystematically solicited from pastfreshmen who have been through themill, the Freshman program waschanged considerably. At the openingof this quarter all freshmen enteredthe Colleges of Art, Literature andScience; none entered a professionalschool. This is a decided step forwardin the proper education of our studentsin preparation for later specializationin any particular line, and in the ad¬vancement of tlie spirit of some of ourprofessional schools. The first SurveyCourse, limited to a selected group offreshmen will have little if any formaland perfunctory class room work; thestudent is given a problem or a reallybig assignment; he is then to be puton bis own resources to a large ex¬tent and allowed to show his orig¬inality and the utmost extent of hispowers.Divide Colleges“We have also drawn the line moresharply between Junior College andSenior College in the field of educa¬tional guidance. In a civilizationwhich is changing as rapidly as ourown has changed in the past genera-ation, and which bids fair to changecertainly no less rapidly in the nextgeneration, our educational system, tobe of any value, must change accord-ingb and adapt itself to new methods.We must be willing to experiment inthe light of past experience and pres¬ent needs, and then, on the basis oftested thought make our changes.‘Dad’ Elliott TalksAt Club Dinner•At its annual dinner tomorrow, theWestminster club, campus Presby-.eriau organization, will hear A. J.Elliott, regional secretary of the A’.M. C. A., together with G. B. Smith,W. H. Boddy, K. M. Davis and RuthMcNeil. The dinner is at 6 in the cof¬fee shop.A. J. “Dad” Elliott, the principlesiieaker, has been affiliated with theA'. M. C. A. since his appointment asInternational secretary' of that organ¬ization in 1907. Mr. Elliott, as well asholding this position in the “A”’ is amember of the Presbyterian Board ofh'diication.Mr. Elliott was horn near Gilman.Illinois in 187,5. In 1895 he attendedtlie first student conference tt LakeCieneva. He is a graduate of Nc“th-western Lhiivcrsity in the class of1902, in which year he was named all-Western end.The dinner is limited to 100; reser¬vations may be made by phone at theA'. M. or Y. W. C. A. The price isseventy-five cents.Is it ethical to lose track of thetime? Here is a question that onlyT. V. Smith, Professor of Philosophycan answer. At twenty minutes after10 yesterday. Professor Smith’s classwalked out. Two members of the classworried that the papers they had lefton the desk might be lost, took themto Professor Smith’s office and foundhim at his desk reading a book. “Giveme the papers downstairs,” he toldthem, “I’m preparing the class lecturenow.” They informed him that it was10:30 and the class had already de¬parted. Present Views onClass in CourtesyDo college students need classesin courtesy as Professor Waldo M.Abbot of the University of Michi¬gan believes.^Several prominent members ofthe faculty voiced different opinionson the manners of students here.According to Associate ProfessorMerle C. Coulter of the Botany de¬partment striking cases of studentdiscourtesy are infrequentProfessor J. Harlen Bretz of theGeology department believes intreating rudeness with rudeness.“When I see a man who is impolitehe said, “I am itnpolite enough tosnatch the cigarette from hismouth.”r DRIVE AIDEDBY NEWjiGROUPTlying Squadron’ SeeksNew MembersIn connection witli the new A'. M.C. A. membership dri\c, a FlyingSquadron” has been organized by CarlHendrickson, chairman of the mein-hership committee, Paul Hoglan, presi¬dent of Phi Beta Kappa and PaulBrady, consul of the A*. M. C. A. andmeni!)er of the Political Science club.The purpose of this squadron is tovisit the various fraternities and socialorganizations on the campus to pro¬mote membership for the A'. M. C. A.Visit FraternitiesSo far the drive has proved to bea success in the eyes of the committee.A’esterclay they visited three fraternityhouses. Alpha Tau Omega, LambdaChi Alpha and Sigma Chi. Ninety percent of the men in these houses signedassociate inemliership cards. The drivewill continue for several weeks untilthe squadron has visited all the houseson the caini)us.Members Choose ActivitiesThe associate membership plan of¬fers an opportunity to all those who: are connected with only one phase ofV. M. C. .A. work to join the organ¬ization.FORESTIER, FRENCHINVENTOR-PHYSiaAN,TALKS IN HOSPITALDr. Jacques Forestier de Hopitauxof Paris and inventor of Lipiodal formedical purposes, will speak tomorrowmorning from 9 to 10 in the lectureroom on the first floor of tlie medicalschool. His subject will lie “The Usesof Lipiodal in Roentgenology.”Dr. Forestier, who arrived in Chi¬cago this morning has been making asurvey of the hospitals with Dr.Hodges, of the Roentgenology depart¬ment of the medical school. The in¬vention of Lipiodal is a great advance¬ment in the field of x-rays, a field inwhich the doctor has won internationalfame for his investigations.The class recommends to the pro¬fessor as a part of his morning con¬stitutional the new philosophic nurs¬ery-rhyme:Hickory dickory dock,The pluralist looked at the clock.The clock struck one, and down he runHickory dickory dock.Hickory dickory do.The monist looked also.The clock struck ten and he lookedagain.And said, it is three hours slow.Hickory dickory do. FRESHMEN SETJANUARY 27 FORANNUAj^MIXERTicket Sale Continues;Plan Vodvil ProgramFor March 2With the selling of freshman classtickets as a requirement for member¬ship in good standing in the class, theorganization of the freshmen into adefinitely welded group has begun inearnest. Tickets are now on sale inbooths in Cobb, Harper,Mandel and Ida Noyes hall and mayl)e l)ought for one dollar from mem¬bers of the class council, of whichScott Rexinger is chairman.The advantages that accrue fromownership of the tickets were empha¬sized by Rexinger, who cited the com¬ing Leap A'ear Mixer, the Vodvil anddance, and a third affair in the spring.Only those who hold class ticketscan attend these social functions, andvote in the class election, scheduled forthe first or second week in February.Popular Representation“We want the class officers to bea popular representation and not thechoice of one or two hundred who mayknow the candidates,” continued Rex¬inger. “We especially want non-cluband non-fraternity members to buytheir class tickets and become an in¬tegral part of the freshman class. Wehope to sell at least five hundred tic¬kets, for the more money we have,the better parties we can give. Also, itis definitely known that if folks reallybelong to a class by reason of theirhaving paid dues, they have a muchbetter time with their fellows thanif they belong just because they arein that year at school.”Mixer January 27The evening of January 27, the datefor the Leap A’ear Mixer, marks theend of the ticket sales, so freshmenare urged by the council to buy theirtickets before that date. The membersof the council are Jean Searcy, EvelynStinson. Dorothy Hall, Martha Har¬ris, Marian Eckhart, Mary Maize,Lawrence Smith, William Garvey,Brant Bonner, Sidney Abates, PhillipSmith and John Howard.Novelties in entertainment and a“hot” orchestra are promised for the.Mixer, which will not be a “date”affair. Groups rather than couples, willbe the rule. The orchestra is said tobe so good that there will be no guestswho will not want to dance. Therewil! be a social committee of sixteenwho, with the council, will aid in the“mixing.”Vodvil March 2Work has been started in the plan¬ning of the vodvil show for March 2.Instead of being composed entirely ofpresentations by campus talent, pro¬fessionals will entertain after the danc¬ing. Students will present shortsketches between dances.Y. W. MEETS FRIDAY;PLAN TERM’S WORKCommittees of the A*. W. will meetFriday at 12 in the Y. W. room ofIda Noyes hall to work on special fea¬tures for*^ the winter quarter. Thismeeting is one of a scries to take placeeach Friday.Women who entered the Universitythis quarter have been invited to jointhe association and to find a place onone of the man}' committees. Oppor¬tunities are open for those interestedin Volunteer Social Service work thisquarter. Women are needed at theUniversity Settlement on Saturday toconduct classes in sewing and cookingand a library assistant is needed onWednesday and Saturday. Future in¬formation about these positions andothers may be obtained from BettyWhite, chairman of the VolunteerServices Committee, or at the Y. W.office.T. V. Smith Prepares Lecture ButForgets to Show Up; Class LeavesPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1928(EIjp Sailn JtlarannFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNFVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morninjts, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, durinj? the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMAN’S EDITOROFFICE—ROOM ONE,ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer in jws EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorLouis Engle Day EditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorMargaret DeanHarriet HarrisMary Bowen ..Elizabeth TaylorRosalind GreenHarriet Hathaw WomenJunior EditorJunior Editor... Literary EditorSociety EditorSophomore Editoray Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern - Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Da—“on ..Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobeit Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovev-oH AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising Mgr.Richard Grossman .. .Dowt’n RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation Assistant•James Rutter Circulation AosistantSam Teitelman Circulation Assistant.Angus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker ..Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Eiicmiragemeyit of student initiative in undergraduate ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-toivn students.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of E-\l and establishment of group libraries.10, One Sophomore Honor Society.THE MONDAY NIGHT BOOBSnEN GREENEBAUM, representative of the realm of good" sportsmanship has written The Daily Maroon in which hedeplores the spirit of University students who booed their ownteam while they were being snowed under by the Hoosiers inBartlett gym last Monday night.We agree with Mr. Greenebaum in the entirety. Althoughwe have never been athletic maniacs who believed that Maroonsuccess on the gridiron or on the track or in the gym was oftantamount importance we do advocate good sportsmanship inall of its detail. Students who are not egoists enough to retaintheir self esteem because of a losing team are not only ignorantbut of coarse, uncivilized and unrefined sensibilities. After allthe five men on the basketball quintet represent in a vague waythe University, even though they did say the same thing aboutthe prep school team when we were there. To caterwaul theteam is to openly exhibit and acknowledge a personal inferioritythat is an earmark of a boob. University students at the Indi¬ana game last Monday night were BOOBS, plain, ignorant, in¬grained, uncivilized, coarse, back-woods boobs. In four years atthe school we have never witnessed such a disgraceful and openexhibition on the part of the student body. If we were on thebasketball team we would tell the students to go to hell and quitBartlett.PEARLS AND THE SWINEMOT once or twice but many times have we deplored the fact“ that the students of the University either disregard entirelythe lectures which it is their good fortune and privilege to be ableto hear, or show towards them a decidedly disinterested attitude.By lectures we include any number of the educational venturesoffered on or about campus by any number of distinguished menrepresenting any number of fields of endeavor; we include, forinstance, the series of lectures delivered in Bond chapel Wednes¬day evenings by such men as Breasted, Compton, Taft, Smith,Stagg, men at the utter top of their work. It may be that theaverage student of the University has become so imbued with theindefinable culture that he considers the lectures needless; butit may be that he isn’t educated enough to know what they’reabout.The lecturers come, speak, leave; their talks seldom deviatefrom the lines of intelligent and interesting exposition; theyseldom draw even a fair representation of the student body.Obviously, all that is not a normal cycle, nor are we preparedto reason why it’s so. We do recommend that the studentsgive the lectures, and the men who make them, a trial.William Rainey Harper, president of the University thirty-six years ago, remarked that “it-is a legitimate and necessarypart pf the work of every university to provide instruction forthose who cannot attend in its classrooms.” We add that it isequally their duty to provide instruction for those who do attendin its classrooms. And they are doing just that, in and out ofclasses, but they can only go half way. / OmCIAL NOTICESWednesday, January 18Radio Lecture; “Human Relationsin Industry.” Mr. James Mullenbach,Hart, Schaffner and Marx. 8 a. m. Sta¬tion WMAQ. tion by Positive Ternary QuadraticForms.” Mr. B. W. Jones. “The De¬termination of All Quaternary Quad¬ratic Forms Which Represent EveryInteger.” Mr. D. C. Morrow. 4:15.Ryerson 37.University Public Lecture: “Idealsof American Education in the NearEast.” Bayard Dodge, L. L. D., Presi-Religious service, for all members of dent, American University of Beirut,the University, conducted by the Di- 4:30, Harper Assembly room,vinity Faculties. Dr. Albert P. Fitchof Carleton College. 11.50 a. m. Joseph Junior Psychological club, 4;30.Bond chapel. Psychology lA. “The Role of Sym-1 holism in Individual and Social Be-The Mathematics club, “Representa- j havior.” Professor Edward Sapir of the Psychology department.The Zoology Club, 4:30. Zoology29. “Embryonic Differentiation ofChick Gonads.” .Associate ProfessorBenjamin Harrison Willier.Public Lecture (downtown):“Changing Aspects of Social Work.”Amelia Sears, Assistant General Su¬perintendent, The United Charities ofChicago. 6:45. University College lec¬ture room. Lake View Building. ice, 7. “The Religion of One Biolo¬gist.” Associate Professor WarderClyde Alice of the Zoology Depart¬ment.University Religious Service. JosephBond chapel. Organ prelude, 6:45. Mr.Harris Rockwell Vail, organist. Serv- The History of Religions Club, 7:30.Ida Noyes hall. Associate ProfessorAlbert Eustace Haydon of the Depart¬ment of Comparative Religion,The Philological society, 8. Classics20. “A Polysynthetic Language.” Pro¬fessor Edward Sapir of the Psychol¬ogy' Department. “The Low Germanof Burkard Waldis.” Associate Profes¬sor Charles Goetsch of the Depart¬ment of Germanic Philologfy.IT IS QUITE GENERALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT FINCHLEY HASBEEN EXCEPTIONALLY SUCCESSFUL IN DEVELOPING ( LOTHES AND(ACCESSORIES SUITED PARTICULARLY TO USAGE BY COLLTcGE MEN.RATHER INTIMATE CONTACT WITH THOSE WHO DRE.SS IN 1 IV.S-TINGUISHkD FASHION HAS MADE IT POSSHH.E FOR I-IN( Hl.h )' 7( > IXE-CUTE NOT ONLY THE MOS'I EXTRAORDINARY TYPE ( F Sf L7 S, .^PORTSCLOTHES, SHIRTS, HATS, SHOES, (RAVAl'S, ETCETERA, PUT, (DULYENOUGH, TO INSTITUTE A SARTORIAL STAA'DARD WHICH IS AATION-ALLY RECOGNIZED BY THE STUDENT BODY A ( ALL IS CORDIALLYSUGGESTED, AND MUCH ATTENTION WILL BE GIVEN ALL INQUIRIES.SHIRTS CRAVA'TS SWEATERSHATS LUGGAGE SHOESVARIOUS OTHER ACCESSOR/ E SCLOTHES FOR STREET, CAMPUS, BUSINES.S. ST^/RTSAND EVENING USAGEREADY- TO-PUT-ONTAILORED AT FASHION PARKJackson Boulevard East of StatetChicat'o cage team de¬termined to defeat BuckeyesI. M. CAGE SQUADSPUY FAST GAMESIN FOURTH ROUNDBeta’s, Phi Delts, Phi GamsPsi U. A. T. O.,WinLast night the fourth series win ofthe Intra-Mural Basketball tourna¬ment was run off with the teams forthe most part fairly well matched. Fewstellar games and several mediocreones comprised the card. In the “.A”section Beta Theta Pi defeated theS. A. E.’s in the fastest played gameof the evening, to the tune of 28 to 8.Phi Delta Theta, 18; Macs. 15: PhiGamma Delta. 23; Tau Sigma Omi-cron, 11; Psi l^psilon, 16; Phi Pi Phi,2; A. T. O., 29; Phi Sigma Delta, 5.In the “B’’ contest, the Macs-SigChi game was the outstanding one,coupled with the Psi U.-D. U. tilt.The Macs won, 24 to 8, while D. U.overwhelmed the Psi U. five hy 18 to7.In the Beta-S. A. E. game, Mudgeand Schottler were the imint gainer.*for the Betas while Knowles and .-Xpitzran up the total on the short end.Allison of Phi Delta Theta was theoutstanding player in tluir closely con¬tested match with the Macs of whomSheer was high point %an. This gamewas the most uncertain of all thematchesWeaver of Phi Gamma Delta ledthe Fiji quintet in their trouncing ofthe T. S. O.s Isenberg was the mostinstrumental of the Tau Sigs in ring¬ing up their markers.McDowal and Alton of Psi Upsilonmade most of their 16 points. Brad¬ley of Phi Pi Phi came through inthe last few moments of play to pre¬vent a shutout.Ander.son and Gordon, Alpha TauOmega, demonstrated their ability onthe floov by chalking up the largestpart of their 29-5 lead over the PhiSigs. Gelbspan starred for the PhiSigs Deltas.In the ‘B” matches, Johnson andWoodruff of Sigma Chi made the 8points, against Oplatka and Abbassid’sof the Macs, 24.Hagens was the outstanding star ofthe D. U.-Psi P. tilt. Ben Pattersonstarred for the Psi Upsilons.Thomas of Phi Psi held the PhiDelts to a 7-12 final. Miller and Coylepiled up the winning tallies in the lastpart of the final period for the PhiDelts.Williams of A. E. Pi led his teamto victory over the Phi Beta Deltasto the tune of 13 to 6. Blumenstockmade the only baskets for the PhiBetes.Palich of Alpha Sigma Phi, withfine support, swept over the Phi Kap¬pa Sigmas at a 23 to 15 victory. Blank Blanks LickBadger BasketeersWisconsin, in dropping its basket¬ball game Monday night to Illinois 34to 33, suffered about all of the hardluck one team would desire. The Badg.ers were in the lead at the end of theregular playing period. The timer-pull¬ed thetrigger of the gun three timesbefore it went off and, in the meantimeHow, Illinois forward, sent the ballthrough the hoop for the two winningpoints. Casserly, time keeper, latersaid th victory should go to Illinois asthey shot the winning basket.FIVE GAMES FORBADGER SECONDSWisconsin Sub Grid TeamHas Full CardGlenn Thistlethwaite, head footballcoach of the University of Wisconsin,announced today that his five gameschedule for the Badger second teamhas been complted for 1928 with thescheduling of two state college games.Northwestern College of W'ater-town, Wisconsin, will meet Thistleth-waite’s reserves at Watertown on N»)v.3rd. The Cardinal Varsity will play.Alabama at home in an mtersectionalattraction on that date.Oshkosh Normal, coached hy How¬ard Hancock, a former Wisconsingrid captain, is the other state schoolto be added to the playing chart.While the Cardinal regulars battle Pur¬due at La Fayette on October 20th,Hancock will bring his Teachers’ elev¬en to Camp Randall.North Dakota State, playing one-half of a double header here on Octo¬ber 13th. will likely face the reserveteam while the \’arsity stacks upagainst Cornell College in the twinhill. Michigan and Illinois are the twoBig Ten institutions appearing on thesecond team slate. The Wolves willplay Wisconsin here Oct. 27th whilethe mini contest is scheduled forChampaign on Nov. lUth.Coach Thistlethwaite is well pleasedwith this line-up of five good gamesfor his reserve. .Mthough both OhioState and Northwestern were ap¬proached hy the Badger coach, no def¬inite dates could be agreed upon.Give Instruction InResuscitation MethodInstruction in Red Cross life-savingmethods will be given to members ofTarpon swimming club during winterquarter under the direction of MissEdith Ballwebber.Blank Blanks LickBadger BasketeersCoLLEG^E Cruiseft O U N D / TS. S. Ryndam—Sailing Sept. 19Limited to 375Men StudentsEnrolmentsaccepted nowfor 1928 . . .For further information write to your local representativeUNIVERSITY TRAVEL ASSOCIATION285 Madison Ave., New York City Track Coaches Training StellarMen for 1928 Olympia TryoutsWith the honor that is associatedwith participants in the Olympicgames as a member of an Americanteam, track stars and their coachesare very busily at work in an attemptto round their athletes into top formfor the eevnt which is to be held inHolland this summer. Every man ofany ability will have this objective inmind when he participates in meetsto be held this winter and spring.Indoor TryoutsThis w'inter will witness the usualnumber of indoor meets. These largeinvitation and open affairs in the Eastwill be held at Boston, New York andPhiladelphia. In the West the Uni¬versity of Illinois will hold its hugerelay carnival in the Illini Armory,while the W’estern Conference indoormeet will be held at Iowa City thisyear. The Illinois A. C. will sponsora set of open handicap games in Chi¬cago.The Missouri Valley Conference in¬door championship meet will be heldat Kansas City and a number of themen who are to i)articipate there are also expected to take part in the Illi¬nois relays.Coast Men GoodOn the Pacific border the athletesare always in training and have theadvantage of outdoor exercise the yearround and so they can usually be de¬pended upon to be in good shape.Charley Paddock of the Los Angele.sA. C. has stated his intention of try¬ing out for the American team oncemore. He intimated that he wouldstart light training before the end ofthe month rolled around and he as¬serted that he had lost none of hisold-time speed.Sectional MeetsThe most important meets in thesectional tryouts will be the outdoormeets this spring. This will act as thesectional finals. Such meets that havebeen announced for this spring are theOhio, Drake, Penn. Kansas, Texasand Rice Relays. In the past 'manyrecords have been broken at these setsof relays and often many reliable pointgetters are found there.Norgren ListedIn U. of Indiana’s“Who’s Who” ColumnDirecting the Maron five from thebench, and working as hard as anyplayer is Nels Norgren, one of thegreatest athletes ever turned out bythe Ibiiversity of Chicago. The Indi¬ana Daily Student characterizes him a.*follows in their “Who’s Who’’ col¬umn:Norgren is a i norough Chicagoproduct. In his high school days hewent to North Side high school ofthe Windy City and from there he wasgraduated into Coach Alonzo A.Stagg’s entourage of fine athletes.During the period from 1910 to 1914he was one of the greatest athleteswho ever appeared in a Chicago uni¬form.Coached By PageIt was in the years that Coach “Pat"Page was mentor in baseball and bas¬ketball at that school that Norgrenappeared and made his record. Thepresent Maroon coach played halfbackon the football team and he was notedfor his brilliant tackling. On the bas¬ketball floor he played forward andw’as famous for'his speed. He playedfirst base on the baseball team andpounded out a batting average higherthan .400 in 1912, the year that tdii-cago won the Western Conference dia¬mond championship. On the trackteam he put the shot more than 40feet. CONFERENCE INDOORTRACK MEET TO BEi HELD AT IOWA CITYPreliminaries of the Western Con¬ference indoor track and field cham-(pionships will be run off in the Uni¬versity of Iowa field house during theafternoon of March 9 and the finals inall ten events will begin at 7:30 p. m.March 10.These details have been decided byHawkeye athletic officials, headed byDirector P. E. Belting and Coach G.T. Bresnahan. If recommendations ofCoach Bresnahan and Director Beltingare passed, the program of prelim¬inaries will be larger than ever beforein the 17 years of the meet’s history.Tentative plans call for the runningFriday of the trial heats in tlie quar¬ter and half mile runs, the 60-yarddash and the 70-yard high hurdles.These are subject to the approval oftwo other members of the games com¬mittee, Major John L. Griffith, ath¬letic commissioner of the Big Ten, andA. A. Stagg, director of the athleticsat the University of Chicago. DirectorBelting is the third member of thiscommittee.SAWYER’SGenuine OiledSLICKERStreGuaranteed eiaWaterlwoo/ifMSAwimsMrCMim—K.MAWActmw.- Fans To See Year’sTrack Meets FreeAll track meets at the Univers¬ity of Chicago will be free thisyear. Director Stagg decided thatinterest in the sport was more tobe desired than limited gate receipts, and adopted the no ad¬mission policy which has been inforce outdoors for a couple ofyears. The following are themeets for the winter quarter toquarter to be held here—Indiana,AJumni-V’arsity-Freshmen, Pur¬due, and Minnesota.WOMMfrUPFOR BASKETBALLWill Hold Classes For GradStudentsClasses in basketball for graduatewomen will be held in the gymnasiumof Ida Noyes hall at 5:15 on Tuesdaysand Thursdays.Women interested in this sport maysign up for the classes on the posterin the gym until late next week. Thefirst meeting of the class will be heldThursday, January 26.Extend Use of GymPlans are being made by the wom¬en’s physical education department forthe use of the gym and the swdmmingl)ool by students and . their friendswhen they are not being used by reg¬ular classes and during the evenings.Acording to Miss Gertrude Dudley,head of the deirartment, the idea is tomake all equipment available to stu¬dents and their friends at all times.Further announcement as to thespecial sports offered and details oftaking part in these will be made later.Iowa Student BodyWill Discuss CoachStudents at the Lbiiversity of Iowawill hold an open meeting to discussthe action of the athletic council inretaining Burton. A. Ingwersen ashead football coach, it was reportedtonight.A telegram to a fraternity here fromRobert Bannister of Des Moines, pres¬ident of the newly formed State Uni¬versity Alumni association asking forstudent sentiment, is said to hav'eprompted the planned gathering. Frat¬ernities are appointing official dele¬gates to take part in the discussion itis said. BASKETEERS GRIMIN DETERMINATIONTO BEAT BUCKEYESUncertain Shooting WorstDefect of PlayingSquadStill trying to figure out what hap¬pened last Monday night. Coach Nor-gren’s Maroons settled down to thetask of recuperating their chances fora victory over Ohio State next Sat¬urday night at Columbus.Defense Is GoodThe Maroons are none too pleasanta mood as a result of the Indiana fray.After their strong showing againstNorthwestern, Chicago looked fit totake on the seasoned Hoosiers. Evi¬dently, something went amiss wdth theMaroons for they were sadly off formMonday night.Chicago has fairly good prospects ofannexing the Buckeye game, as OhioState has been experiencing an indif¬ferent season thus far. The Buckeyesusually one of the strongest contend¬ers in Big Ten circles, have been un¬able to get anywheres, having lost allof their conference tilts. Ohio mayexperience a reversal of form, how¬ever, Saturday night.Finish To FinishChicago’s vaunted defense looked asif it would hold Indiana down to aclose score, but after a few minutesthe Hoosiers displayed a fast breakingpass attack, coupled with a powerfulblocking game that kept the Maroonspowerless.One of the pleasing features of theIndiana fray was Gist’s ability in win¬ning the jump not infrequently fromMacCracken, the elongated gentlemanfrom Bloomington. In the last fewminutes of the second half, Chicago ci-ciously outfought Indiana for posses¬sion of the ball. As usual, though, theheight of the visitors gave the an ad¬vantage which was not to be denied.Despite the one-sidedness of the In¬diana game, the Maroons are far fromdiscouraged. While the team has lit¬tle chance of finishing at the top ofthe Big Ten heap, they are still hope¬ful of compiling a good record for the1928 season. With a stiff week of prac¬tice in store for them, Chicago willmake a serious attempt to gain theirinitial conference victory at the ex¬pense of the Buckeyes.STETSONHATSA tlE smart style andfine quality ofaStetsonare merely reflectionsoflong experience andsuperb workmanship,matched hy no otherfine hat maker in theworld.Eight Dollarsand upStaled TorygmmPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18. 1928The other day in class,A proud professor pointed.To the open window throughWhich we could see the risingGrandeur of our new chapel.“Consider,” said he, “the powerAnd beauty of man’s handworkAspiring skyward.”I looked and saw on the top-mostGirder the figure of a workmanSilhouetted against the sky inAll his littleness, and as I lookedA flock of swallows flew above himSoaring lightly, singing, wingingOverhead the little manOn the top of his little workWhich crashed about my head in Ba¬bel mockery.And I laughed and enviedMy professor who is so shortsightedBut wears no glasses.—E. B. O.LOUlSh- contiiuifs ti* get her footin it. Last Friday she was walkingtoward Classics, tripping over a cablethat had been strung across theground by workmen, she lore a holein her stocking. Coming to schoolMonday, an automobile splashed hershoes and stockings with mud. If tliiskeeps up she’ll have a dark footure!Children Should Be Seen, Etc . .Dear George;The Tone Committee over at theHouse was swinging into action, andthey put a sign up on the bulletinboard telling the pledges not to swearor push their way into the diningroom. Pledge Pete scored lieavily.Slowly he wrote under the originalinscription, “Freshman should be ob¬scene and not herd!”—FijiJOHN McDonough and BobMassey, the Washington Pr nm Co-Leaders, were discerned by our eagleeye at the Drake last Saturday night.They were inspecting Bobby Meekerand his Band. So far they have takenin ten different orchestras in an at¬tempt to settle on the music for theprom. F'iguring roughly.—(Si.x dollarsapiece per night per couple)—their ex¬pense account has so far come to$120.00. Say that they launder theirtux shirts and collars three times inten evenings, and that in the samelength of time they press their suitstw’ice, the grand total is about $124.44.(That is, thirty-four cents to laundereach shirt and collar, and seventy-fivecents to press a suit). Somehow wedo not begrudge them this last tailor¬ing item. The girls w'ith them wereawfully nice-looking, and after all onemust press one's suit if one intendsto press one’s suit.WE have a new' system of approach¬ing the Deans on t. ms that are fami¬liar all the way around. If they askyou to declare your sequence and youw'ant a general education, reply, ‘‘Notrump.” On the other hand, if youfancy a social life declare “Clubs.”The bid of “Hearts” is oI)vious, and“Diam.onds"—well, if you declare dia¬monds” you're wasting vour timearound here!THE FABLE AESOP OVER¬LOOKEDTriumphantly the college manIn W.31Bethinks him of the noble workHis college brain has done. . .'om out the dusty archivesHieroglyphics he has fished.And copied them on seven slipsfor seven books he wished. . .Upon the grim card catalogsHe looks with cold disdaw!For HE is one to persevere. . . .HE has not searched hi vain!He leans upon the table;At the silent “lifts’’ he looks,He waits . . He hopes . . He gaspsHe walksAway with seven books.—Le Colporteur.FRID.XY evening last, after an en¬joyable performance at the ChicagoArt Theatre, we stopped in at theLemon Fluff on P'ifty-Third street.Here, rival members of two esteemedfraternities were occupying tables atopposite ends of the room, engagedin violent competition to determine, it seemed, which bunch had the loudestsongs. Then and there we discoveredhow it happens that these men are us¬ually such big noises on campus!—GEO-GMILITARY SPORTSMANAGED AS PARTOF WTRAMURAISTau Delta Win FirstContest In FallScheduleThe Military department has beenco-operating with the Intramural de¬partment in the last year to play sev¬eral mounted games. The training andthe playing of these games is underthe supervision of the Military depart¬ment and the awarding of trophies andmedalettes and the general supervisionis under the Intramural department.Thus far this fall mounted wrest¬ling and push ball have been playedunder this combined supervision, andthe games will be continued in thespring. .\ny one enrolled in MilitaryScience is eligible fitr competition inthese games. This restriction of com-Iietition is necessary for safety sakeand to comply with the War depart¬ment regulations.Plan Spring ScheduleTn the spring, the following gameshave been scheduled to be played:tnounted wrestling, pushball and therescue race. cup will be given tothe team that makes the best show¬ing in all the combined spring sports.Last spring, this cup went to the Mid¬way Athletic Club.The Tau Delta Phi’s won the mount¬ed wrestling eup this fall and Psi U,Phi Gamm. Macks, Sigma Chi, andthe fir-t, third and fifth patoons areI still in competition for the pushball' cup.Pushball is played with a pneumaticball 6 feet in diameter with a leathercover, and the teams are composed ofthree men each. The object is to getthe ball over the goal line of a fieldabout the size of the regulation foot-hall field. By this limitation, morefraternities are able to compete.Three On Each TeamIn mounted wrestling, there arethree men on each team. Riding theJ. H, FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at WoodlaMm AvenuePhone Midway 0708EUROPE-1928Graduate student personally con¬ducting a small restricted group.Reservations now.ENGLAND, HOLLAND, GER-M.\NV, SWITZERLAND andFRANCE.58 DAYS $690.00CallMISS MOULTON6225 Woodlawn Ave.Midway 5171Lhe Regal representative toshow you the $6.60 RegalReproduction of London’sLeading Shoe Style sellingon Regent Street at 75 shil¬lings ($18.25).An English Oxford madefrom Genuine Martin’s Im¬ported Scotch Grain, FullLeather Lined, $6.60.Campus RepresentativeKENETH LOEMKER> horses bareback in a ring, the men tryto throw those of the opposing teamto the ground. When any part of theman’s body touches he ground or ifhe is forced out of the ring, he is outof the bout. The team wins that staysin the ring the longest.The rescue race is composed ofteams of two men each, while as manyteams may compete as want. At one endof the field is a dismounted man andat the other the rescuer. The mountedman starts to scratch, and when hereaches the length of the field he cir¬cles his horse around the unmountedman, who must mount behind the riderwhile the horse is at a gallop. Thehorse is then ridden back to the finishwith the original rider and the rescuedman. The man being rescued mustmount the horse within 15 yards ofhis first position.Other sports will be developed alonglines leading to efficiency in riding atall gaits, with the horses saddled orbareback.UNIVERSITY OBTAINSBALZAC COLLECTIONAn important collection of pressproofs of Balzac’s novels have re¬cently been given to the University,and have made possible a criticalstudy of the evolution of the workof this writer according to EdwinPreston Dargan, professor of French Literature. The group studying withProfessor Dargan is considering themodern novel as an instrument of so¬cial criticism.PI LAMBDA PHI PLEDGESPi Lambda Phi announces thepledging of Samuel Gruber of Detroit,and Lee Loventhal of Chicago.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Furnishings of tworoom apartment, sell for $100.00, rent$50.00; suitable for two or three. Call)[>etween 1:00 and 3:00 this after¬noon. 5430 Kimbark Ave., 3rd apt,east.FOR S.'M.E—Special made RaccixmCoat. Large size. \'ery reasonable.Call Dorchester 4333. ask for Leo.FRATERNITIES TAKE NO¬TICE—Now available, privately own¬ed location with large, modern home.Unusually suitable for fraternity. Ap¬ply Fred A. Grow, 5621 University.SPANISH-GERMAN — Who will'each Spanish in e.xchange of German.Mr. 1'. Kretschmann, 5055 WarwickAve.d'O Rl'Nl—Large front room andYOU APE INVITED—to Hrop in sometimeand get acquainted iwth us.THE ROG STUDIOWe spare no time nor effort to obtainthe most artistic and real inportraits.5627 Dorchester Avenue Phone Fairfax 4829 alcove for tw'o. Connected with largeroom. Arrange to suit. Rent reason¬able. Midway 1468.LOST —At Chicago-Northwesterngame, brown envelope pocketbookand green triangular scarf. Reward.I lone University 6199, Evanston.EOR RENT—Two furnished rooms,bath, 3 months. 260 W. 66th, telephoneWent. 7981.FOR RENT—Clean, large room, al¬cove, and small adjoining room. Allcan be joined. Arrange to suit. CallMidway 1468 in forenoons or evening,3rd floor.LOST — Wrist Watch, vicinity,63rd and Woodlawn Friday evening,Dec. 30th. Suitable reward for re¬turn. Fairfax 7910.UNUSUAL OPPORTUNITY —For girl to earn room or board orboth. Fairfax 4676, Kimbark 5524, 2.LOST—Green and gold ear-ring.YOWERTHEATRE63’ 6'’BLACKSTOflEr I p.M-coMTirMijioi_x6>iiPM^5 — Big Vaudeville Acts — 5andLATEST FEATURE !IPHOTOPLAYSWEEKNI&UT BARGAIN PRICESlOOO I xoooBALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATSi SO< Thursday, on campus. Jeanne DeLa-marter, H. P. 5120.WANT young woman student todo house work for room and board.Comfortable room one block from Uni¬versity. Call evening, Dorchester 0504.OPPORTUNITIES for those with¬drawing from classes to become salesrepresentatives, national concern.White Ph. Morton, Art Bulletin Sys¬tem, Cincinnatio, Ohio.WANTED—Girl student to workin private .lome in exchange for pleas¬ant room, private bath, and board.Phone Fairfax 4676. 5524 Kimbark.Ave., apt. 2.PLANO FOR SALE—Apt. size,upright, Steger make; $100. Fairfax6365.LOST—Maroon subscription cardof Evelyn E. 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