Thirty-one accept-^ on Drama group. Old • Fashiofeiedgirl for campus men. )Vol. 28. No. 49. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 1928A. A. MICHELSONEXHIBIT REVEALSARTISTE TALENTSketches Show Humor,Ability of FamousPhysicistBy Norman R. GoldmanPictures in water colors and pen-sketches done by Dr. A. A. Michelson,head of the Department of Physicsin the University were exhibited forthe first time last night in Ida Noyeshall under the supervision of Mrs.Henry Gordon Gale.Eighteen Water ColorsThe eighteen or more water colorswhich are included in the exhibition,scheduled to last for the entire week,help to display to the w’orld a side ofthe famous scientist’s character whichhas previously been hiden froiti it. Oneglance at the simple yet charming pic¬tures having as their scenes both thework of nature and the work of man,show that no matter how high Dr.Michelson has risen in the field ofscience, he is also an artist.Chose Artistic CareerWhen asked why he had becomeinterested in painting after his suc¬cess in science. Dr. Michelson replied,“It would be more appropriate to askwhy I became interested in physics af¬ter my determination to pursue an ar¬tistic career. I was first attracted bythe aesthetic side of life; my interestin science came later.”California, the High Sierras, Can¬ada, France, Spain and Holland areincluded in the sites of the water col¬ors. Dr. Michelson’s favorite worksare the Alexander Bridge and Vigo,Spain.In his pen sketches, mostly of mas¬culine faces. Dr. Michelson displays asense of humor and perhaps of ridi¬cule. If they dealt with true life indiv¬iduals they would be termed carica¬tures. Dancers Tryout forMirror Cast TodayInitial dancing tryouts for thethird annual Mirror Production willbe held today at 3:30 in the littletheatre of Ida Noyes hall. Mrs.Clarke Venable, director has an¬nounced that the basis for selectionwill be made by tests consisting ofsimple dancing steps which shewill give.“Singing tryouts have only be¬gun, and there are great opportun¬ities for solo parts/’ Mack Evans,vocal director for the Production,remarked after the first tryouts yes¬terday. Personal tryouts will beheld daily from 10 to 11:30 and at5:30 in Mr. Evans’ office in Mit¬chell tower.“Order of GraiV*Announces CouncilPurpose and IdealFORMER UNIVERSITYSTUDENT TO OFFERCOURSE IN CHINESEA course in Chinese will be given,beginning next week, by S. Y. Chon,former University of Chicago studentand prominent leader of the youthmovement in China. This is the firsttime in the history of the Universitythat a course in this language is to beoffered. Although the course is not in¬cluded in the curriculum of the Uni¬versity, Mr. Chon will have a privateclassroom in Cobb Hall.Mr. Chon has developed a newmethod of teaching Chinese whichwill eliminate many of the difficultiesof the language. If a sufficient num¬ber of students enter the class, regularcurricular credit may be given. Classeswill meet four times a week, and tui¬tion will be $30.00 for the quarter.All those who are interested in thecourse should call Mr. Chon at HydePark 7547. The executive council that will guidethe activities of the “Order of Grail” iscomposed of Hall Rodgers, FrankFoster, John Link, William Maxant,John Hardin, Robert Mayer, RobertCalwell, Overton Qudling and EwingKolb.“To provide freshman men an op¬portunity to share with each otherexperiences outside of classroom andlaboratory, to enable them to make arational approach to the developmentof their characters,” the Order ofGrail has been organized this quarter.The present plans for this new organ¬ization, according to Kenneth Rouse,vice-president of the Y. M. C. A. andadvkor of the Grail, are to havethe Order meet every Tuesday eve¬ning to listen to speakers and on sub¬sequent dates to discuss these lectures.The Fifty members of the Orderwere chosen from the Green Cap cluband Fellowship Groups of last quar¬ter, on the basis of past performanceand present interest in campus activ¬ities. Its advisor, Kenneth Rouse, ex¬pressed the hope that it would fillthe gap and emphasize the privatephilosophies of the freshman as an in.dividual.Mr. William Harold Cowely, headof Vocational Guidance and PlacementBoard of the University, specialist inpsychological reasoning and author,spoke to the Grail last night in Rey¬nolds club on “How Personality De¬velops and the Factors that Influencethe Development of Character.”Professor ExhibitsImpressionistic ArtThree facsimile reproductions havebeen put on exhibit in Harper W 31by Professor Oskar Hagen of theUniversity of Wisconsin. The group,which gives examples of attempts topaint a subject as it sees itself and itssurroundings rather than as the artistsees it from the outside, was used inProfessor Hagen’s seminar lecture la'tFriday.He has recently published “ArtEpochs and Their 'Leaders,” a surveyof the genesis of modern art, begin¬ning with Renaissance Art in Italy andextending through contemporary art. Home Ec. Club toHear Lectures byBurgess, SteuringMiss Roberta Burgess, social serviceworker in the Hyde Park SettlementHouse, and Miss Daisy Steuring,head of the Girl’s department at theUniversity of Chicago SettlementHouse, will be the speakers at a meet,ing of the Home Economics club to¬morrow at 4 in the north receptionroom of Ida Noyes hall. The meetingwill be held to arouse the interest ofthe University women in volunteersocial service work.Miss Steuring will relate .some ofher experiences in social service workand will al.so discuss some of the pres¬ent day needs of a settlement house.Miss Burgess will present her planof having University women work asvolunteer teachers in the sewing andcooking classes at the Hyde Park Set¬tlement House. Hsiskell Museum PreparatorUnravels History Of MummyIn Collection Of UniversityCLUB PLANS FIESTASenor Jose Vasconcelos of the Span¬ish History department will speak ata meeting of El Circulo Espanol to¬day at 4 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall instead of yes¬terday as formerly announced in TheDaily Maroon.The Fiesta will be held Friday eve¬ning, February 3 at 9 in the theaterof Ida Noyes hall. By Charles M. Schoof“Dead men tell no tales.”But this is not so with the mummyof an Egyptian woman about 2500years old which has been in the pro¬cess of unwrapping since Friday af¬ternoon of last week at Haskell mu¬seum by H. P. Burtch, the prepara¬tor. When, over twenty years ago.Professor James H. Breaste^d pur¬chased this mummy in Assiut, Egypt,and brought it home it was consid¬ered one of the show pieces of theMuseum, bwt the Museum now ownsan older and far more beautiful mum¬my; so it was decided by the museumstaff that science would profit more bythe revealation of that which layneath the wrappings of this formermummy.First To Be UnwrappedThis is the first mummy that hasever been unwrapped at the Univer¬sity. The wrappings displayed the re¬markable skill of ancient Egyptiansin bandaging. X-ray pictures showedthat the bones were in perfect condi¬tion, although they exhibited some layers of bandages and sheets. Thesesheets were in two sections complete¬ly covering the body. The bandagesand sheets were made of linen.Many interesting pieces of clothwere found, used as packing whichrevealed the ancient Egyptian art ofsewing. One piece displayed the pres¬ent day rolled stitch, and another thesleeve of an undergarment which hadbeen darned. The darning of thispiece is the same as used by the every¬day woman in darning her husband’ssocks.Body In Good Shape *The general condition of the bodywas good. The nails on the toes canstill be seen. No hair was found onthe skull. The lady had very smallears. The skin was terribly dry andbadly shrunken.The unwrapping of this body willarouse popular interest once more inthe process of mummification in an¬cient Egypt. Acording to Harry W.Cartwright, scientific assistant of theOriental institute, “The first step inthe process was the removal of thedissimilarity in the sizes of bones in brain, which was extracted throughthe arms and legs. After the first lay¬er of cloth was removed a heavycoat of pitch and tar was found requir¬ing many hours of labor to removesuccessfully. The« came alternateOect Thirty-OneTo Drama A'ss’nThirty-one students have been in¬vited to membership in the DramaticAssociation on the basis of their workin the production of Shaw’s play “Cae¬sar and Cleopatra” given by the Dra¬matic Association December 9 inMandel hall.Those who have been elected tomembership are: Ralph McCormack,Fred Von Ammon, Frederick Test,John Holt, Gene Sahud, BernardSchilling, Allan C. Howard, CharlesKendall, Hardy Maclay, Ruth iLong-street, Alta Christensen, Marian Lip-son, Orvis, Henkle, Hoover Bankard,Robert Bruce, Joe Barron, Henry S.Tobler, Lafayette Marsh, Alvin Rei-witch, Thomas Rogers, Fred Sass, El¬liot Fulton, Howard L. Willett, Jr.,Norman Eaton, Max Mason Jr.,Charles Schapiro, John Janssen, JohnGerhart. Clarence Fox, Fred Goff andAidan Arthur O’Keeffe.Welcome InitiatesTo welcome the initiates, Mr. andMrs. Howard Willett, who were mem¬bers of the Association when at theUniversity, have invited the initiatesand members to a buffet supper attheir apartment Sunday evening. Mrs.Willett is president of the Drama(League of America.PLAYHOUSE TICKETSSOLD TO STUDENTSThe specially priced student ticketswhich the Playhouse theatre at 410South Michigan Avenue introducedwith such unusual success last fall,have been put on sale once more forstudents of the University and, ac¬cording to George Morgenstern andDexter Masters, who are represent’ngthe Playhouse on campus may nowbe obtained at the Information Bu¬reau, the University Bookstore, andReynolds club.The tickets sell for one-third lessthan do tickets bought at the Play¬house box-office and are good forany performance from Monday to Fri¬day inclusive.The Playhouse is a companion thea¬tre to the Playhouse of New York,and is devoted to the showing of thefinest of present day pictures issuedfrom the greatest cinema laboratoriesof France, Germany, Russia andAmerica. The current picture is anatural color production of Edmond^Rostands’ immortal story “Cyrano deBergerac,” filmed and acted iu France. one of the nostrils. The viscrea weretaken out through an incision in theleft side, but the heart was alwaysleft in place. The body, except thehead, was then immersed in a saltbath. When taken out it was washedand then submitted to some sort ofdrying process. It was then anointedwith resin or with a paste consistingof resin, crude soda or salt, and ani¬mal fat. The cavities.in the body andhead were packed with wads of linensoaked in resin and the nostrils wereplugged. Sometimes other packingmaterials were employed such as saw¬dust and sand. The body was thenready for bandaging. The entire em¬balming process required a period ofseventy days.”Mr. Cartwright states further, “Inthe case of this mummy the w'rappingswere so fragile and adhered to oneanother so closely that it was oftenquite impossible to remove them en¬tire. Thus we cannot tell exactly howmany separate bandages were em¬ployed.” Mason DeclinesMuseum PositionRepresentatives of the JacksonPark Industrial museum enteredinto informal conversation withPresident Max Mason recently,concerning an executive director¬ship on a project of $15,000,000, de¬manding a man able to direct thework of others, having teachingexperience, and possessing a scien¬tific knowledge, according to re¬ports.Although President Mason hasno statement to make, it is becausehe has not given the matter seriousconsideration, feeling that as Presi-time should be devoted to Its af¬fairs.LORADO TAFT GIVES‘‘OUTLOOK ON LIFE*’AT CHAPEL TONIGHTProfessor E. F. Rothschild will in¬troduce Lorado Taft when he speaksat the University Religious Servicesthis evening at 7 in Joseph Bondchapel. Mr. Taft’s subject will be “MyOutlook on Life”. His talk will inter¬pret his work philosophically and givehis abstract views on his vocation.Mr. Taft has been interested in artsince he was thirteen when he helpedrepair a collection of casts that w’eredamaged in shipment. His next stepwas to work with clay. In 1880 hewent to Paris to study and in 1886 heopened his studios on the Midwaywhere he still works with a group ofhis associates.The “Fountain oi Time” in Wash¬ington Park and the Great LakesGroup in Grant Park are two widelyknown pieces of his art w’ork.- Hirsch CenterSponsors LecturesBy T. V. SmithProfesso*" T. V. Smith of the De¬partment of Philosophy will give aseries of lectures every Thursday eve¬ning at 8 at the Emil G. Hirsch Cen¬ter, 4622 Grand Boulevard. The firstlecture of the series will be given to¬morrow on “What is Philosophy: TheQuestions Nobody Can Answer ButYou.”During the spring, autumn and win¬ter quarters, the Center sponsors acourse of lectures given by some mem¬ber of the University faculty. Lastyear a series of talks on Psychologywas given. These courses are open tothe public, admission being thirty-fivecents. Each lecture is an individualunit and is complete in itself.To Address Philosophy ClubProfessor Smith has delivered sev¬eral lectures during the past week.Sunday evening he addressed theWest End Forum on “The Four Idealsof Life.” Monday night he lecturedat Sinai Temple on “Higher Educa¬tion and the Lower Life.” Tonight hewill address the Philosophy club on“Philosophical Ethics and the SocialSciences.”Ten Lectures On GroupTen in all, the lectures will includesuch topics as “Naturalism: Man CallsUpon Himself and Finds Himself atHome,” “Realism: Common Sense inSpeculation,” “Ethics: Shall Men DoRight or Get What They Want?”Episcopal ChaplainLeaves UniversityFor Saint Alban’sRev. Charles Street, the Episcopalstudent chaplain at the University,will be transferred to the St. Alban’sSchool for Boys as a result of abroader program of college coopera¬tion iiistituted by the Bishop andCouncil of the Diocese of Chicago.Under the new program the rectorof the church nearest the University,The Church of the Redeemer, will bein charge of the student work. Asimilar plan is being carried out atNorthwestern L^niversity.Campus Men Prefer Old-FashionedGirl fof'Wife, Modem for DatesFor a life partner campus men pre¬fer the old fashioned girl in calico.In answer to the question “Whichkind of girl would you want to mar¬ry, the ultra modern, or the elusive ol^fashioned type?” Ken Rouse replied:“Neither kind is quite whatt I want,I am looking for one with the goodqualities of both. I object to a girlsmoking and drinking, because bothof these intrude upon my masculineprerogatives. If I am just dating agild I object to her smoking becauseit makes me cough.”Perhaps the “Charles H.” named inthe Herald and Examiner story on\ collegiate preferences Monday wasCharles Harris, who says that he doesnot object to a girl’s smoking if shedoes not carry it too far. One prom¬inent undergraduate, who requests thathis name be withheld says that “it alldepends on who she is,” but that hewould rather marry an old-fashionedgirl.George Reed wants a modern girlwith reservations, a girl modern inthought, intellect and manner, but re¬served on smoking. For a date, Reidprefers a' lively ultra-modern girl, be¬cause he thinks he is too young to beserious about women. W. D. MACMILLANGIVES THEORY OFENERGYCYCLESDiscusses Evolution andDissolution OfMatterProfessor William D. MacMillan ofthe astronomy department will de¬scribe the now' widely-accepted theorywhich he developed several years agoconcerning the formation of energyinto matter, w'hen he lectures on “TheEvolution and Dissolution of Matter”before the Junior Mathematics club to-)day at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.Lecture IllustratedThe lecture, according to ProfessorMacMillan, will be illustrated w'ithslides showing star clouds, star clus¬ters, and nebulae, and will be centeredabout the view he advanced fourteenor fifteen years ago describing thecycle which energy pursues as it as¬sumes and discards in space the atomicform of matter. This theory is nowgenerally accepted by astronomers andprecedes by several years the relation¬ships which advocates of Einstein’stheory found between Professor Mac¬Millan’s principles and those concern¬ing energy' and mass that Dr. Einsteinconceived.Gather In NebulaeProfessor MacMillan’s theory, inbrief, postulates these ideas. In in¬terstellar space energy is constantlybeing composed, by an unknown pro¬cess, into atoms, which little by littleassemble into clusters. These clustersfinally' gather into the gigantic nebulaewhich are seen through the telescope.The atoms are gathered in by passingstars, and ground by the great pres¬sure due to gravitation, they radiatetheir energy away into space, again togo through the same cycle.“It’s the same principle in the cyclefrom organic to inorganic substanceand back again,” said Professor Mac¬Millan. “A cow eats grass, which gotits energy from inorganic substance,like nitrogen. The grass, which is or¬ganic, passes through the body of theCOW' and again becomes inorganic.’*Non-Translucent NebulaeOn being asked w'hether he consid¬ered the great dark masses w'hich blotout the stars sometimes to the astron¬omer’s view', as non-translucent neb¬ulae composed of atoms. ProfessorMacMillan replied in the affirmative.“However, the question is not w'hy'these atoms do not shine, but why rlieothers do,” he remarked.“Take a comet’s tail, for instance.It is far more thin and tenuous thanyou can imagine, more so than eventhe vacuums we can create in our lab¬oratories. Yet these tails shine, andthe dark masses don’t. What givessome the ability to shine, w'hile otherslack it, is unknown.”ANNOUNCE CURRENTEVENTS COMPETITIONIn the belief that a thorough ac¬quaintance with contemporary affairsis part of the essential equipment ofa college career, tw'enty Americanuniversities, among them Chicago,have announced their participation inan Intercollegiate Current Events con¬test, sponsored by The New' YorkTimes.Three prizes will be aw'arded amongthe contestants in each of the univer¬sities: $150 and a N'‘w York Timesmedal, $75, second prize; $25, thirdprize. An additional award of $500will be given to the w'riter of thetheme selected as the best of the twen¬ty first prize papers.Further details concerning the con¬test will be furnished by Prof. H. D.Lasswell of the Political Science de¬partment.Page Two THE DAILY MARCXJN, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY II, 1928Stljf iatlg JHaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morniriKS, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,W'inter and Spring quarters by The Daily Marcon Company. Subscription rates$3.00 per year ; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March13, 1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERROSELLE F. 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One Sophomore Honor Society. cause them to catch the vision, andit was the vision he caused them tosee which won the day. If a mixingof figures may be permitted, it is nottoo much to say that he was the fa¬ther of the University, as Mr. Rocke¬feller was the founder and PresidentHarper was the Maker. Through allthis difficult task, as well as throughthe similar but less conspicuous effortof the preceding thirteen years, he hadmet great numbers of individuals andinstitutions in the interests of thecause, and he had w’on the personalrespect and esteem of all with whomhe came in contact, whether they re¬sponded with contributions or not.When this first goal was reached andthe new University was" an assuredreality he was made secretary of theBoard of Trustees. He served foryears also as a member of the Boardand on the Board of the TheologicalUnion and as Registrar of the Univer¬sity.In 1913 he retired from the secre¬taryship and became correspondingsecretary of the Board. This positionW’ith less burdensome duties, gave himopportunity to exercise his fine pow¬ers of writing. In 1916 was publishedhis “History of the University of Chi¬cago,” a splendid book of 522 pages.This was followed by his admirableseries of biographical sketches ofmany of the prominent donors, hisintensely interesting “Story of theUniversity of Chicago” and his biog¬raphy of President Burton. At thetime of his death he had nearly fin¬ished a biography of President Har¬per. This will be brought to comple¬tion and published in the near future.He was the most competent personliving to write this important work,which will be of intense interest toevery member of the University.Although the duties to which Dr.Goodspeed was called took him awayfrom the pastorate for which he hadbeen educated, he did not cease to bea good preacher. He was a conspicu¬ous example of a man occupied in thefields of finance and general adminis¬tration whose ability as a minister ofTHE GOING OF A FAMIUAR FRIENDA Tribute by Frederic J. Gurney'T^HE passing away of Dr. Thomas Wakefield Goodspeed on De-cember 16 removed from our community a man who had beenintimately connected with the University much longer than anyother person. That connection began in the prehistory days, longbefore the University was even thought of, but while events wereshaping which finally brought it into being. Probably none ofthe students knows at all how great is the debt of this institutionto the labors of this young old man, whose face was so familiarto us all on the campus, or how great a part he had, first in bring¬ing it into being and then in carrying on its work.In January 1876, Dr. Goodspeed left the associate pastorateof the Second Baptist Church of this city to become for oneyear the financial secretary of the Baptist Union Theological Sem¬inary, which is now’ our Divinity School, in the effort to raise anendow’ment for it. But soon after that effort began there occurredone of the severest financial panics this country has known, whichmade such an achievement quite impossible for a long time tocome. Consequently he was continued in that position in theeffort to help the institution meet current expenses and eventuallyto carry to completion the original plan. It was during the fol¬lowing years that he met Mr. John D.Rockefeller and was the first person the Gospel increased in the perform¬ance of these engrossing duties. Onspecial occasions also he was the oldman eloquent. No one surpassed himin presenting the cause of the develop¬ment program so ably begun by thelate President Burton or the plan forthe church house recently erected byQjAcjujJca...iowir:-'’BLACKSTOriE5 — Big Vaudeville Acts — 5andlatest featurePHOTOPLAYSWEEKNIGWT BARGAIN PRIC^lOOOBALCONY SEATS xoooMAIN floor seats5»0<to direct his attention to the educa¬tional possibilities in Chicago.In 1886 the old University of Chi¬cago, situated at Cottage Grove Av¬enue and Thirty-fourth Street wascompelled to close its doors perman¬ently for lack of financial support. Dr.Goodspeed was keenly interested inthat situation also. (He had been a'tudent there in the early sixties) andwith characteristic optimism he de¬clared that that work must be revived.His optimism was enforced by a per¬sistent hope and his hope was basedon the manifest importance of Chicagoas a center of higher education. When,therefore, in 1889 Mr. Rockefeller of¬fered to the American Baptist Edu¬cation Society a gift of $600,000 con¬tingent on the raising of an additional$400,000 within a year, to found anew institution of learning in Chicago,it was natural that Dr. Goodspeedshould be made executive secretaryof the committee to raise this amountand meet the offer. This was a verygreat task for those days. Dr, Good-speed took hold of it with his usualcareful viro. He was a man whoseenthusiasm never carried him off theground. It was untiring, persistent,and always confident, but it was alsoalways sane and well considered. Heknew how to approach people and SPEAKING OF TYPEWRITERS —\COURTESY!It is difficult to say how many courtesiesshould be practiced by a business house,yet it is true that courtesy embodies thatelement of mutual satisfaction~it meansthat extra bit of service which costs solittle yet is so rare and which sends youaway with a smile and a desire to comeback to trade again.Woodworths1311 E. S7th OPEN TILL NINE Faifax 21(KSERVICE AT YOUR FINGER TIPS! the Hyde Park Baptist Church, ofwhich he was a member.During all the life of the UniversityDr. Goodspeed has passed in and outamong us, erect of figure and firm ofstep even in his old age, enthusiasticas a youth in his advocacy and supportof athletics, interested in every phaseof the work of the institution, a genialfriend to everybody. He will be great¬ly missed by both faculty and stu¬dents.Those who read these brief linesshould see the forthcoming Januaryissue of the University of ChicagoMagazine, which will contain an ar¬ticle by Professor Soares concerningDr. Goodspeed’s life and work.OFFICIAL NOTICESWednesday, January 11Radio lecture: “Human Relations inIndustry.” Mr. James Mullenbach,Hart Schaffner and Marx. 8 A. M.Station WMAQ.Religious service for all members ofthe University, conducted by the Di¬vinity faculties, 11:50. Joseph Bondchapel. Professor Andre® Holt ofthe department of Theology.The Junior Mathematics club, “TheEvolution and Dissolution of Matter,”by Professor William MacMillan ofthe department of Astronomy. 4. IdaNo3'es hall.The Zoology club, Professor CharlesChild of the department of Zoology.“Symmetry Relations in the Recon¬struction of Corymorpha,” 4:30. Zool¬ogy 29.Organ Vespers, Mr. Harris Rock¬well Vail, organist, instructor in math¬ematics, 5. Joseph Bond chapel.Public Lecture (downtown), “TheVisiting Nurse,” Edna L. Foley, Su¬ perintendent, The Visiting Nurse As¬sociation of Chicago. 6:45. UniversityCollege 'Lecture Room, Lake Viewbuilding.University Religious Service, “MyOutlook on Life,” Lorado Taft, non¬resident professor of Art. Set vice 7-8,Joseph Bond chapel. Organ preludeby Mr. Vail, 6:45.The Scandinavian club. 7:45. IdaNoyes hall.The Philosoph}’ club. “PhilosophicalEthics and the Social Sciences.” Pro¬fessor Thomas Vernor Smith of thedepartment of Philosophy, 8. Classics20.Thursday, January 12Women’s physical education classeswill not meet on Thursday either inthe gymnasium or in the swimmingpool because of the trustees’ dinnerto be given that day.Radio Lecture, “Human Relationsin Industry.” Mr. James Mullenbach,8 A. M. Station WMAQ.The Home Economics club, 4. IdaNoyes hall.Religious service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Assistant Profcs-EUROPE. 1928Graduate student personally con¬ducting a small restricted group.Reservations now.ENGLAND, HOLLAND. GER¬MANY. SWITZERLAND andFRANCE.58 DAYS $690.00CallMISS MOULTON6225 Woodlanim Ave.Midway 5171 sor Donald W. Riddle of New Testa¬ment literature, 11:50, Joseph Bondchapel.The Women’s University council, 4.Cobb 115.Public Lecture (downtown): “Re¬ligion of Primitive Peoples.” Dr, FayCooper Cole, Associate Professor ofAnthropology, 6:45. Club room, ArtInstitute.The Disciples club, “The GospelAccording to the Disciples.” Mr. W.A. R. Leys, 7. Church of the Dis¬ciples of Christ.Radio lecture, “The .Xrt of Preach¬ing,” Ozora Stearns Davis, president,Chicago Theological Seminary. 7:40.Station WMAQ.cago vs. Northwestern. 8. 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SMrim team starts seasonSaturday at Madison.JTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11, 1928NORGREN REVAMPS HAM FOR WILDCATSFIVE FAST CLASST GAMES FEATUREINTRAMURAL TILTSAlpha Epsilon Pi ScoresFirst Shutout ofthe SeasonEleven tilts featured the secondround of the Intramural basketballtournament. Five of these games werethe first tests for the fraternity “B"teams.Alpha Epsilon Pi rang up the firstshout out of the season when they de¬feated Delta Sigma Phi 20 to 0. A.E. Pi’s strong defense prevented theiropponents from scoring a point Thevictors’ offense was also fine, withSteadman and Williams ringing up the jmajority of the points. Both teamsplayed a hard but clear game.Demonstrating a fast attack, Psi U.defeated the Phi Sig’s 21 to 11. TheLibby brothers garnered twenty of thetwenty-one points for Psi U. Kunan,a Phi Sig, sub, displayed an eagleeye, and sank three baskets in suc¬cession. The game was hard fought,but clenly played.Tau Sigma Omicron just nosed outthe Phi Psis by one point, the finalscore being 13 to 12. Kolb playeda fine game for the Tau Sigs, making10 points. Sass played a fine defen¬sive game for the Phi Psis.Using a short pass attack, Tau Delltrimmed Sigma Xu 14 to 13. Weinzl-baum and Xovick each scored fivepoints for the victors. Hoey starredfor the losers, making seven points.Phi Pi Phi displayed a fine offen¬sive in defeating the Phi Gams 23 to12. Cilaggi and Nelson each talliedseven points for the Phi Pis. Morrowscored half of the losers points.The “A” teams ended teir secondround of play by staging six fast tilts.Alpha Tau Omega displayed tremend¬ous power both offensively and defen¬sively.The Lambda Chi's were A. T. O’svictims, suffering a 37-5 defeat. An-de rsen and Bonnem registered 23points between themselves. The A. T.O. defense^was very strong and itwasn’t until the last few minutes ofplay that 'Lambda Chi was able toscore.Sigma Chi trounced the Phi Sigs tothe tune of 39 to 13. G. Johnson wasstarred for the victors, making 20points. Eight points were tallied byCaplow, the losers’ mainstay.Displaying unexpected strength. PhiB. D. downed Acacia by a score of29 to 8. Nelson played brilliantly andrang up twelve points.Phi Kappa Sigma doubled the Macs8-4. Boesel scored five of the victors’points. All the Mac’s points were freethrows at the hands of Golbus andFellheimer.Delta Tau Delts trounced SigmaAlpha Epsilon 22 to 5. Bowman andWyandot each scored eight points forthe victors.Phi Delta Theta played brilliantlyand defeated Kappa Nu 13 to 9.Boringer starred for the Phi Deltsringing up eight points. Cohen andSchwartz played a fine game for thelosers.SAWYER’SOrauiB* Oil«dSLICKER. MlAWflRSONIf you want a home cookedmeal call 5650 Ellis Ave.Mrs. Greenstein, Prop.Price 40c Tankers Card SixConference MeetsThe following schedule has beenannounced as that in which waterpolo and swim teams will partici¬pate:January I'l—Wisconsin, there.February 3—Indiana, here.February 18—Iowa, there.February 25—Purdue, here.March 3—Illinois, here.March 3—Illinois, here.March 23-2-1—Conference meet atMinneapolis.The water polo te^m will not par¬ticipate in the conference meet.POSTPONE GYMMEET WITH OnOHoffer Pleased With NewVarsity MenDue to the postponement of the meetwith Ohio Weslyan, Coach Hoffer’schampionship gymnastic team will re¬main idle over the week-end. TheOhio school gave as its reason forpostponing the meet the its men werenot in condition for hard competitionat the present time.Sophs Show WellCoach Hoffer was greatly pleased bythe showing of the Maroon acrobatsin the Milwaukee meet. It was not thevictory but the remarkable showing ofthree sophomores and of Flexner andDavidson who were in far from goodconditio that counted. Weaver lookedvery feood as a tumbler.Newbauer, Watson and Menzies, thethree soiihomores, who competed forthe first time last Saturday, showedup as steady gymnasts. The three gar¬nered quite a few points and will makeexceptionally good gymnasts withmore experience.Team Well BalancedThe team, on the whole, is a fairlywell balanced outfit. The only eventsin which ar ■ weakness is evident arethe side-horse and tumbling. CoachHoffer believes that continued prac¬tice will ''bminate these faults.Chicagi* v.ill face stiffer competitionfor the e )!',ference title than it hasfor a long time. Illinois has one of themost powerful gymnastic teams in itshistory. Wisconsin also is a threat tothe Maroon supremacy in this field.Meets for the trip east to be takenduring the spring vacation are beingscheduled. Hoffer’s aggregation willcompete in the eastern inter-collegiateand take on either Dartmouth or the.Army in a dual meet.FENCERS* SHOWINGAGAINST MILWAUKEERAISES TITLE HOPESCoach Merrill's title-bound fencingteam will rest over the week-end dueto the postponement of the Ohio Wes¬lyan meet until February 7. Theswordsmen have high hopes of re¬gaining the championship lost twoyears ago.The performance of Friedman, asophomore, who competed for the firsttime last Saturday, was remarkable.He won all of his three matches byfairly good margins. He will be afactor in the individual championshipmatches to be held at Chicago. Eisen-drath, another man who competed forthe first time, showed up well, con¬sidering that he was working in anevent in which he does not specialize.Ohio State StrongEx-captain Graves expects to be eli¬gible by the time conference compe¬tition stars. The addition of this manwill fill out Merrill’s team very muchas he is adept in all the three divisionsof the sport.Coach Merrill regards Ohio Stateas the most dangerous of the Maroonopponents. After them are Illinois andPurdue who possessed strong teamslast year. UGERS FACE TOUTED NORTHWESTERNQUINTET TOMORROW NIGHT: MAROONSWORE TO DEVaOP STRONG DEFENSEMust Slow Down North Siders Speed Attack To Win Game;Wildcats Appear Strong AfterSeries of WinsSWIM TEAM OPENSSEASON SATURDAYAquatic Star To Meet Wis¬consin at MadisonCoach McGillivray’s aquatic starsare rounding itno their meet style inpreparation for the contest with Wis¬consin at Madison which is to be heldnext Saturday. Neither of the teamshave had any meets as yet and there¬fore it is impossible to accuratelyjudge their relative strengths. EddyFelinger the Maroon captain is reput¬ed to be one of the outstanding diversin the conference and Chicago shouldhave no difficulty in garnering thatevent. Harry Rittenhouse who stars inthe dashes should also w'in importantplaces. According to a newspaper re¬port Kratz, the Cardinal breast strokewhizz, was injured in an aeroplaneaccident. If this is true Chicago willbe virtually assured of this event andshould win the meet handily.Team Will ImproveOn the whole Coach McGillivraythinks that his team is at present onlyaverage but he feels that they haveexcellent prospects of developing intoa powerful aggregation. Only Harryremains of the cracker-jack relay teamof last year and with Captain Ritten¬house are the only swimmers that canI)e classed as stars. A new man,Szold, has been working out in the440 and though he has shown somereal talent in practice his ability inactual competition is as yet to be prov¬en.Water polo teams which seem tobe Chicago’s main stand in watersports are always rather strong andthis year’s team is no exception. Theyconquered the powerful alumni teamby the score of 7 to 4. This speakswell for them because the alumni hadsome of the players that were on lastyear’s conference championship team.OHIO STATE STUDENTBODY RESPONSIBLEFOR DEFEATS—EBYColumbus, Ohio—(IP)—When By¬ron Eby, fleet Ohio State halfback,was given a banquet in his hometown, Chillicothe, he was reported tohave remarked that not the coach, notthe team, but the student body wasmost respons'biC for State’s disastrousfootball season.The team, he ".am, pulled together,ard they liked the coach. There wasno spirit behind them, he claimed.The Ohio State Lan "rn, studentdaily, immediately took issue.“There has never,’’ avers the Lantern"been a more loyal student group towatch a football game at Ohio Statethan the one that sat in the stands thisyear. The students might have beena bit over-zealous for victory, buthardly traitorous.’’Deltho Club announces the pledgingof Ruth Jungclass, Genevieve Smith,and Dorothea Posey, of Chicago.Immortality OnlyGroundless DreamScientists OpinionCharacterizing man’s desire for im¬mortality as a dream incapable of ful¬fillment, Dr, C. M. Child, of the Zoologydepartment at the University; Dr. An¬ton J. Carlson, chairman of the Physi¬ology department, and Dr. A. C. Ivy, ofNorthwestern university, last Sundayoutlined the cellular degeneration andsenescence which lead to death.Isolated heart cells, connective tissuecells, cartilage cells, and leucocytes canbe kept in such media that they willnever die. When cells become highly-specialized, however, their power towithstand death is gone, if not entirelyat least to a great extent, for specializa¬tion means a decrease in their power toreproduce. It is then, in other words,that the cells become mortal. Michigan ReservesTo Play BadgersAnother football game was addedto the schedule of Wisconsin’s re¬serves for next fall w’hen CoachGlenn Thistlethwaite received theconsent of Tad Weiman to sendthe Michigan seconds here on Oc¬tober 27th. This is the date whenthe Badgers and the big Blue bat¬tle at Ann Arbor.The Cardinal B team now is as¬sured of three contests and willlikely be provided with two moreminor college tilts.WOMENTOTRYFENCING CLASSESTwo Gym Hours Set ForFoils PlayWomen interested in fencing classesto be held on Monday afternoons at 3and 4 may sign up on the poster in thebasement of Ida Noyes hall until Fri¬day noon, Jan. 13.Sinah Kitzing, W. A, A. represen¬tative in charge of the classes, urgesthat a large number register for theclasses in the remaining time so thatthe two sections may have their fullquota of members. All that stands between Chicago anda basketball victory Thursday nightare the Northwestern Wildcats. Af¬ter serving as a doormat for otherBig Ten teams in the past few years,the Evanstonians have shown indica¬tions of wreaking much havoc in thenext few weeks.Weak Against HoosiersUndismayed by the strong showingof Northwestern against Michigan andIowa, Coach N^orgren is attempting toreorganize his team after their ratherpoor showing against Indiana. WhileNorgren did not expect a victory overthe Hoosiers, their inability to stop theIndianians scoring was much in thenature of a surprise.Wildcats Are FastWhat the Marons face Thursdaynight in the north shore school isspeed, and plenty of it. Lonborgseems to have developed a team thatjust burns up the floor. Against Mich¬igan the Wildcats played so fast thatthe Wolverines, even with their tout¬ed defense, failed to slow Northwes¬ tern’s rush. Once in the second half,the Evanstonians took time out, butotherwise played the whole gamethrough without a break or a substi¬tution. On the other hand, the Wol¬verines were forced to call time outon many occasions, in attempts toget their second wind.The one bright spot in the Maroonlineup is Captain Hoerger. If Nor¬gren can whip his team into goodshape after their demoralization lastSaturday night. Northwestern may en¬counter difficulty. Moreover the Ma¬roons will be on their home floor,which may or may not be of advantagetomorrow night.Lineup DoubtfulCoach Norgren will in all probabil¬ity start the same team he usedagainst Indiana. Hoerger and Far-well at guard.s. Gist at center, andChangnon and Kaplan at forwards hasproved a fairly effective combination,although this may be switched aroundto permit Zimmerman and McDon¬ough breaking into the lineup.the purple pretzel cafeEllis at 56th (two blocks north of Cobb)**where artists cook and connoisseurs eat”starting its second successful quarter:Breakfast—tasty club breakfasts (30c and 40c) snappyservice, with waffles and java par excellence.Luncheon—attractive and well balanced, for half a buck,satisfaction guaranteed.Tea—fountain specialties from pineapple malted to pie ala vogue, served with bridge, checkers, chess, andchoice radio music.Dinner—a table d’hote that hurls a caustic challenge atthe cuisine of Chicago’s finest eating places—65c,and a joy to the epicure.After dinner to midnight—when text-weary studentspause to sip beer, munch pretzels, and chat a bitbefore igniting the midnight oil.sf.a la carte service from 7 a. m. to midnightat the sign of the purple pretzelThe only restaurant of genuine personality, and pleasantinformality around the campus.BEN HATTIS BEN SACKHEIMPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY II. 1928LONELINESS DEPARTEDI used to feel the lonelinessWhen day dimmed into night:But now I dream a little dreamAnd loneliness takes flight.I used to half-see phantom thingsIn between the dusks of time,But now I dream a little dreamAnd Cassandra's loves are mine.I used to doubt my adorationAnd scoff at love’s sweet power.But now I dream a little dreamAnd worship more each hour.Oh, some may sing of other thingsOf mons in romance’s skies;I choose to dream a little dreamOf love—and jade-green eyes.—Bobbyleo.WE ARE going to defend onrsclf.Yesterday we wrote an article on TheWashington Prom in which the print¬er or proof reader made one typo¬graphical error that completely ruinedour galahadian rernitation. As weoriginally sent it up to him, it read“It will give u> much pleasure to seethe boys and girls dancing—", hut ashe printed it, it read. "It will give usmuch pleasure to see the hodys danc¬ing—". which put an entirely differ¬ent twist to our meaning. Xow, as wecross the quadrangles, people leer atus and say, “There's the man witlithe foul mind!” In our isolation wesense the bitter injustice of the situa¬tion. To solace our innocent consci¬ence we doggedly chant and re-chantthat oud song of Marie Antoinette’s—“I Ain't Go Go Xo-Body’’! Nothingness of NotAnd the fundamental Isness of the Is.Oh. the Ain’tness of the Wasn’t,And the Isness of the Ain’t,And the Don’tness of the Doesn’t,Make your inner spirit faint.While your tongue gets thicklycoatedWith a philosophic fuzzGained by chewing on the problemOf the Dizziness of Does.“Appearances are many, but Real¬ity is one,”Is the essence of a hundred thousandpages;When you learn this little formulayou think your taste is done.But you get a rude upheaval from thesagesWho feel duty-bound to ask you inthe mid-semester quiz(Without apparent vestige of a cause)“Discuss the true Relation of the Ele-ati IsIn relation to the doctrine of theWas.”Let me recommend philosophy tothose who rather doubtThe appearances of Seeming and ofBeing.If you really would decipher wotinellit’s all aboutAnd appreciate the TRUTH of whatyou’re seeing.You should decorate your discoursewith a dialectic fringe.Ambiguous and equivocal; and pauseTo affirm in every sentence that Real¬ity MUST hingeOn this esoteric businessOf the IsnessOf the Was,On the sempiternal Isness of the Was.TO A CLASSROOMMETAPHYSICIANThe following poem was culled fromthe Conning Tower ’ of The NewYork World; it is by Henry MortonRobinson)In the realm of metaphysics I enjoya daily strollAround the rim of Socrates’ dominion.Where philosophers indulg^ing in cath-asis of the soulDistinguish cosmic truth from mereopinion.On the Natme of Reality these gentle¬men are hot;EUich local Plato pulls a solemn phizWhile discussing in his lectures the MISS JANE ADDAMS is tospeak to the Social Service Club nextMonday on “Early Settlements inEngland and .America..” Let it beknown to the world that her talk willhave absolutely no connection withour rraternity-bill!GEO-G.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 EUis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch3ScChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyThe Fastest Service onCampus.‘‘The Wonder Cafe of Chicago”CLUB BAGDADCottage Grove at 64thNo Cover ChargeWeek-DaysEvery Friday Nite- - IS - -College NiteDancing Contests for aSilver TrophyDave Peyton’s Sheik Syncopators— All - Star Acts —PhoneDorchester 2255-6688 A LA CARTESERVICEWE CATER TO BANQUETS, PRIVATE PARTIES CLASSIHED ADSFRATERNITIES TAKE NO¬TICE—Now available, privately own¬ed location with large, modern home.Unusually suitable for fraternity. 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