RHODES WINNERSGIVE INTERVIEW' Vol. 28. No. 44. UNIVERSITY OF Cl IICAGO. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14. 1927PARK PRESIDESAT CONVENTIONIN WASHINGTONBurgess, Child, Lasswell,Faris, Holt, ShawAlso SpeakRobert E. Park, professor in thedepartment of Sociology, will presideat two of the meetings of the annualconvention of the American Sociologi¬cal Society which is to be held inWashington, D. C, December 27-30.The first meeting at which Profes¬sor Park, a former president of theSociety, will preside will be the dinner¬meeting of the “Section on the Com¬munity” to be held Wednesday. De¬cember 28. On the following day hewill also preside at the luncheon meet¬ing, which is to a round table on “TheTechnique of Social Surveys.” At theafternoon meeting Professor Park willspeak on “The Influence of MigrationUpon Personality” which will be in¬cluded in the division on “HumanEcology.”Burgess Leads DiscussionAt the morning meeting on Decem¬ber 28, Ernest W. Burgess of the de¬partment of Sociology, will lead thediscussion on "What Social Case WorkRecords Should Contain to Be Use¬ful Sociological Interpretation.” OnDecember 30 Professor Burgess willspeak on “The Family.”Other members of the Universityfaculty who will take active part in theconvention are C. M. Child, professorin the department of Zoology, ArthurF.. Holt, professor in the Divinity Col¬lege, Harold D. Lasswell, assistantprofessor in the department of Politi¬cal Science, Ellsworth Faris, head ofthe department of Sociology, and Er¬nest R. Shaw, Professor of Economics.Meetings Open To PublicAll of the meetings of the conven¬tion except the business sessions areopen to the public, and many of thestudents of the University, as well asother members of the Sociology de¬partment are expected to attend themeetings. The headquarters for theconvention will be at the Hotel Pa-leigh.H. R. VAIL TO PLAYCHRISTMAS HYMNSAT VESPER SERVICEOn account of the ilness of HarrisRockwell Vail, organist, and instructorin the Mathematics department, therehas been no definite program arrangedfor the Organ Vespers service to beheld today at 5 in Joseph Bond chapel.Mr. Vail, who has been ill since lastFriday, will play several selections, in¬cluding Christmas songs, carols, andhymns, including both the folk songsof the Middle Ages and contemporarycompositions. Usually the program iscomposed of an organized group of re¬ligious music which Mr. Vail haspreviously arranged.Christmas NumberNext Maroon IssueThere will be no further issues ofThe Daily Maroon until the Christmasedition of Friday. Regardless of theomssion of Thursday’s paper, all mem¬bers of the staff are expected to reportfor duty this afternoon to work onFriday’s paper. Women DistributeChristmas MaroonsTen dollars will be given as acash prize to the woman selling thelargest number of copies of theChristmas edition of The Maroon,but everyone will receive a ten percent commission on sales. All wom¬en who are interested in selling thepaper should sign up in the Maroonoffice before Thursday and will re¬ceive their copies of the paper at7:30 Friday.The Christmas issue will be acomplete quarterly review of cam¬pus activities. In addition to theregulars news stories there will berotogravure, magazine and featuresections.FETE KIDDIES ATPARTIES SUNDAYY. M. Requests Aidof FraternitiesFraternities have been urged by theY. M. C. A. to volunteer to giveChristmas parties for the children fromthe University Settlement. Fraternitieswhich are interested in entertaining,should call the Y. M. office or see BillNash, chairman of the Social Com¬mittee, who is in charge. Phi Gam,Deke, Phi Pi Phi, D. U., Lambda Chiand A, T. O. have already responded.Hold Parties SundayThe parties should be held eitherSaturday or Sunday, and the fraternit¬ies have been asked to provide forabout ten boj’s and to take care of thetransportation to and from the house.In the past the Y. W. C. A. hasgiven one large Christmas party atIda Noyes hall, but on account of thedifficulty of providing transportationand because the Y. W. believes thatthe boys would become better ac¬quainted with the University spiritthrough this new plan, the large partywill be dropped.It is the policy of the Universitysettlement to see that every childis invited to at least one party duringthe Christmas season. Because of thelarge number of children in whom theSettlement is interested, many groupparties are needed.Donate ClothingDonations of food, clothing or mon¬ey from groups or individuals will beaccepted by the Settlement for distri¬bution before Christmas. Fraternitiesshould notify the Y. M. before nextweek.COLLEGE PLAYERSTO OPEN IN TOWNDURING DECEMBERThree college shows will be in townshortly on their annual holiday tours.The first organization, the Mimes ofthe University of Michigan, will pre¬sent its twenty-second annual produc¬tion, “The Same To You,” Fridaynight at the Auditorium theater.Haresfoot, of the University of Wis¬consin, comes to the Eighth Streettheater on Wabash Avenue, Wednes¬day, December 28. The Badger clubis staging its thirtieth annual show,“Feature T'hat!” The Princeton Tri¬angle club will put on “NapoleonPasses,” its thirty-second production,at the Auditorium, December 30.Propose To Publish Volume AsMemorial To Prof. W. SargentAs a permanent memorial to thememory of Walter Sargent, formerhead of the Art department, the Mem¬orial committee plans to publish avolume on his life and work. Sincethe committee does not deem it ad¬visable to carry on the projecf unlessthe book can be published for less thanfive dollars, the sale is being conductedthrough subscription. Pledges for sub¬scription should be addressed to thesecretary of the committee, Mr. E. F.Rothschild, acting head of the depart¬ment. If enough are received to war¬ rant publication the book will be sentto press.Proposed features of the volume arean introduction by President Max Ma¬son; a biography; “Walter Sargent asa Teacher” by Professor Charles H.Judd, head of the department of Edu¬cation; “Yggdrassil,” by Professor Al¬bert Edw’ard Bailey, assistant profes¬sor of Anatomy and artistic apprecia¬tions, by leading critics. A frontis¬piece, portrait photo, and “The Paint¬ings” reproduced in half-tones andcolors with critical and historical datawill also be incluuded in the bcv»k. Economic Causesof Roman RevoltTold by Dr. HuthWhether or not the Gracchan revo¬lution which broke out in the Romanrepublic in the second century B. C.was a manifestation of a bitter socialconflict between the Optimates, thesenatorial party, and the Plebs, thepopular party, was the basic problemwhich Associate Professor Carl F.| Huth of the department of Historydiscussed before the Graduate Classi¬cal club last night in an address entitl¬ed “The Gracchan Revolution.'’Takes Economic ViewsIn interpreting the significance of thestruggle between the two parties, h.s-torians and economists have long tak¬en opposite stands, according to Dr.Huth. In his address the speakerviewed the revolution from the stand¬point of the economist.The Gracchan revolution derives itsname from two Romans who helpedto precipitate it, Tiberius and GainsGracchus, sons of a member of theOptimates (the "Best”) and Cornelia,daughter of the illustrious Scipio Afri-canus. In spite of their noble birth thetwo young men entered the politicalarena at Rome on the side of the peo¬ple. Tiberius was assassinated shortlyafter his tribuneship by members ofthe senatorial party who were bitterlyopposed to his measures to remedy theclfinf iaM ill IBoth Brothers KilledWhen his young brother Gains at¬tained power and sought to enfranchisethe Italians living outside the city,senators whose enmity he had alreadyaroused with his reformative laws kill¬ed him. It was this conflict which thetwo Gracchi initiated that Dr. Huthdiscussed in his talk last night.‘NINE DRAGONS’ BYCHICAGO GRADUATENOW IN BOOKSTOREBertha Ten Eyck Janies’ first bookof verse. “Nine Dragons,” reviewed inFriday’s literary page of The DailyMaroon, is now on sale at the Univer¬sity bookstore and in other local andloop stores.Miss Janies is a graduate of the Uni¬versity of the class of 1Q24. While oncampus she was for two years presi¬dent of the Poetry club and twice wonthe John Billings Fisk prize for under¬graduate verse. With George Dillon,whose first book, i’Boy In the \\ ind”was published in the fall, GladysCampbell, and a group from the Poet¬ry cluh, she founded The Forge.“Nine Dragons” contains poems re¬printed from The University Record,The Forge, The Chicago Tribune, andPoetry. It is published by Harold Vi-nal, Ltd., New York.Broadcast LecturesBy Case TomorrowProfessor Shirley Jackson Case,chairman of the department of churchhistory, will give the twentieth andtwenty-first of a series of classroomlectures on “The Rise of Christianity”this morning and tomorrow at 8. Pro¬fessor Case’s lectures have been broad¬cast bi-weekly throughout the quarterover station WMAQ.“English Usage” will be the subjectof a radio lecture by Mildred E. Lam ¬bert, instructor in English, to be broad¬cast tomorrow morning at 10 overstation WMAQ. This will be thetenth of a series of weekly lectures byMiss Lambert.Math Club HearsTalk on ‘Integrals*Dr. C. F. Roos will be the speakerat a meeting of the Senior Mathema¬tics club to be held today at 4:15 inRyerson 37. Dr. Roos. who is a Na¬tional Research Fellow, will talk on“Minimizing the Sum of Two IntegralsWhose Integrands Are Functions ofVariable End Values and VariableCorner Values,” on which subject hehas been conducting research. Library Supportsa Ford—With InkIf ink were gasoline, the amountof liquid used in the library eachyear would be more than enoughfor a Ford to run two hundredmiles, according to Mrs. Smith,head of the Supply department ofthe libraries, who said that onlyten gallons a year are furnishedthrough the bookstore.About six gallons of blue-blackink are used a year, about half asmuch red ink. and one gallon ofindelible ink, which is purchased inhalf-pint bottles.Compared with the amount usedin the library of the Leland Stan¬ford University, the Supply depart¬ment is very economical.HOLD CHRISTMASSERVICES TODAYProfessor Nelson ReadsGospel SelectionsMembers of the University Choir,directed by Mack Evans and assistedby Maude Bouslough, soprano and byBertram Griffith Nelson, professor of‘ English and head of the departmentcf public speaking, who w’ill read theChristmas gospels, will present a musi¬cal service of Christmas numbers to¬day at 7 in Joseph Bond chapel.While the Gospel of St. John is be¬ing read by Mr. Nelson, a lighted can¬dle will he placed on the altar, to sig¬nify the Light of the World, which ismentioned in the Gospel. When thestory of the Wise Men is read, another• lighted candle will be placed on theothe^- side of the altar, to represent theStar of the East.Candle Service FollowsAt the end of the service, all thecandles on the altar will be lightedfrom the first two and finally othercandles will be given to the choirmembers after being lighted from thefirst candles. The choir will thenmarch out singing, each carrying alight, symbolizing the bearing of theGospel into the World.Sing From MessiahSelections from “The Messiah” byHandel and music by Brahms, Gou¬nod, and Cornelius will make up therest of the program.I .iMAROON BLAZERSFOR SENIOR CLASSARRIVE ON CAMPUSBlazer jackets, authorized insigniaof the Senior class, have arrived atthe University Bookstore and are nowon sale.The jackets are of a maroon flan¬nel. A white stripe runs around eachcuff and on the edge of each side poc¬ket. On the left breast a “U” and "C”intertwined and a “28” are outlined inu'hite. The coat is of the cutaway type.The Senior council, which officiallyauthorized the blazer, in keeping withthe annual custom of originating acampus fad for seniors requests thatThursdays, Senior day, be observed bythe donning of the jackets by the se¬nior men and women.Orders will be accepted at theBookstore with a payment of $2.00.Prof. Falk SpeaksAt N. Y. MeetingProfessor I. S. Falk of the depart¬ment of Bacteriology, will speak atthe convention of The Society of Uni¬versity of American Bacteriologists,which will be held from December 27to 30, in Rochester, N. Y.Dr. Falk will speak on “SimplifiedCataphoresis Methods to EstimateDiphtheria Bacillus Virulence.” Pro¬fessors L. B. Jensen and J. H. Millsalso of the Department of Bacteriologymay speak at this convention, althoughit has not been definitely announced.Lucille Robey and Lois A. Day ofthe Department of Hygiene and Bac¬teriology will also represent the Bac-tei 'ology department at the convention. McDonough, NashTell Plau ForTrip to EnglandJohn McDonough and Bill Nash, re¬cently announced Rhodes Scholarshipwinners, gave some of their plans forthe future in interviews yesterday.Both were particularly anxious to trav¬el abroad.McDonough, athlete, scholar andman about the campus, has been slight¬ly dazed for the last few days as aresult of the surprise of winning thegreatest award offered to a student. Hehad recovered, however, sufficiently totell the representative of the Maroonthat not only is he contemplating thescholastic value that he will receiveas a result of the award, but he willhave the opportunity to see Europe.He especially desires to visit the Eiffeltower, Venice, the great cathedrals,i Paris, and the bloody battlefields.Plans To WorkDuring the coining summer Mc¬Donough plans to earn some money,so that he can spend plenty of it inEurope. He did not state whether heplanned to wrork as an ice-man or abond salesman, but probably he will bea farmer.At Oxford he will enter the honorschool of philosoohy, where he willmajor in economics.McDonough desires, while in Eu¬rope, to visit Germany so that he candrink some real German beer out ofa mug, hut he probably will not doso because of his respect for the pro¬hibition law'. He will not fail to visitIreland, how’ever, for he believes thatsomething will be lacking in his lifeif he fails to kiss the blarney stone.Nash Enters Honor SchoolBill Nash, the second Universitystudent to take the Rhodes Scholar¬ship this year, states that he is goingto Oxford to enter the honor school ofjurisprudence. Nash showed high inthe competition largely on his scholar¬ship and on the fact that he knewdefinitely what he was going to do. Hereceived the scholarship from the Ar¬kansas district. .“I like the system of personal studythat they have at Oxford.” statedNash when asked why he w’ants to g:there, “Besides I expect to get a goodeducation in political science if theydon’t work me too hard. I want to goto France, Germany, Italy and Greece.That’s about all. Some people thinkthat Arkansas is not much of a state,hut there were thirteen from Arkansasto reach the finals.”“I Reckon My Folks Were Tickled”“I’m going to change my coursefor the rest of the year to make itharder so I can get ready for thework. I intend to go over next Octo¬ber and start work in November. Idon’t know yet exactly how I feelabout it, but my folks wrere tickled todeath I reckon.”STEVENS WINNER INANNUAL DRIVE FORSETTLEMENT FUNDSErnest Stevens of Delta LT. is thewinner of the annual Settlement Drive,which ended yesterday, according toHarry Hagey, chairman of the drive.Stevens’ total was $403 out of the $950collected by the menThere are still some contributions tothe fund in the mails; these w'ill heturned over with the proceeds of thedrive, but the money will not counton the fraternity team totals. FORMER TRUSTEET. W. G00DSPEEDSERIOUSLY ILLInstrumental in GainingEndowments ForUniversityEarly this morning Dr. Good-speed’s condition was reported asunchanged. It was announced thathe is in no immediate danger.Following a partial paralytic strokelast week, Thomas Wakefield Good-speed, former trustee of the Univer¬sity, now retired, was reported as rest¬ing better last night. The stroke wasparty the result of an attack of in¬fluenza last spring from which Dr.Goodspeed has never completely re¬covered.Dr. Goodspeed, one of the mostprominent men in the history of theUniversity, was in a large measure in¬strumental in the existence of the Uni¬versity, in that it was through his ef¬forts that John D. Rockefeller was in¬duced to make most beneficial dona¬tions and endowment funds.Graduate of RochesterThomas Wakefield Goodspeed wasborn in Glenn Falls, N. Y., September4, 1892, the son of Stephen and JaneGoodspeed. A student at the old Uni¬versity from 1859 to 1862, he went tothe University of Rochester where hereceived an A. B. degree in 1863, andthen graduated from the RochesterTheological Seminary. During theyears 1865 to 1889, he was associatedwith a Baptist church in Quincy andwith several others in this city, partic¬ularly in the Morgan Park district, inthe capacity of either pastor or associ¬ate pastor. Meanwhile, in 1885, he hadreceived a D. D. degree from the oldUniversity.With the founding of the University,he was invited by President Harper tobecome associated with the new insti¬tution which he had helped to estab¬lish.Seven Years a TrusteeFrom 1890 to 1913 he was secretaryof the hoard of trustees, and registrarfrom 1897 to 1913. Between 1913 and1927 he was corresponding secretaryof the University. From 1906 to 1913he was a member of the board of trus¬tees. He was active in various othereducational and charitable enterprisesalso. Invited by President Judson towrite a history of the University, hebrought to the task an intimate knowl¬edge of its early days and progress.He followed the “History of theUniversity of Chicago," published in1916, with two volumes of the “Uni¬versity of Chicago BiographicalSketches” and “The Story of the Uni¬versity of Chicago.” At the time he| was stricken he was engaged in writ-! ing a biography of William RaineyHarper, first president of the Univer¬sity.Dr. Godspeed was a member of PhiBeta Kappa honorary scholastic frater¬nity, Alpha Delta Phi fraternity, theQuadrangle eiub, and the Plum LakeGolf club.He was married on September 4,1863, to Mary Ellen Broeke. Mrs.Goodspeed died March 13, 1921. Thereare two children, Charles Ten Broekeand Edgar Johnson, the latter a pro¬fessor in the Divinity School of theUniversity.Even Santa Clausdoesn’t know the Prom Leaders, the Phi Betes, TheBlackfriar’s Producer, The Military Ball Leaders,The Christmas MaroonOUT FRIDAY*P"W! -*■—— Qppiwwy; - lyffw-'**' upupnipmPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1927(EIip Sailo UlaronnFOUNDED IN 1901 OFFICIAL NOTICESTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarter* by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cent* each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS, 1906,ander the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sport*- Jffi ce. Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDsxter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway ..Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sorhomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEm»n»rette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein _ Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker.... Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AaeiatantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising Correspondent Wednesday December 14Radio Lecture: “The Rise of Chris¬tianity." Professor Shirley JacksonCase. 8:00 a. m. Station WMAQ.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by th-Divinity faculties, 11:50 a. m. JosephBond chapel, Caleb F. Gates, presidentRobert College, Constantinople.Chemistry Journal Club, 3:30. Ryer-son 37. 4:15. “Minimizing the Sum ofTwo Integrals Whose Integrands areFunctions of Variable End Values andVariable Corner Values.” Dr. C. F.Roos.Zoology Club, 4:30. Zoology 29.“Carbon Dioxide Production of ClamsUnder Conditions of Low Oxygen Northwestern University.Organ Vespers, 5. Joseph Bondchapel. Harris Rockwell Vail, organ¬ist.University Religious service, 7-8.Joseph Bond chapel. Christmas musicby the University Choir, assisted byMaude Bouslough, soprano. Readingsfrom the Christmas Gospels. AssociateThursday, December 15Radio Lectures: “The Rise of Chris¬tianity.” Professor Shirley J. Case, 8.Station WMAQ. “English Usage." Dr.Lambert, 10. Station WMAQ.Religious service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, 11:50 a. m. JosephBond chapel. Professor Ward, ChicagoTheological seminary.Radio Lecture: “Introducing the Speaker.” Associate Professor Nelson,7:45. Station WMAQ.Friday, December 16Radio Lecture:: “The Rise of Chris¬tianity,” Professor Shirley J. Case.Station WMAQ, 8.Religious service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivir.ity faculties, 11:50. Joseph Bondchapel. Dean Mathews.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, 4.Noyes hall. IdaPublic Lecture (Downtown): "TheNature of Chemical Processes.” Pro¬fessor Julius Stieglitz, 6:45, ClubRoom, the Art Institute. Women s ActivitiesSplit in ClassesOpen hour howling sponsored by W.A. A, will be held Thursday at 1 inthe bowling alleys in the basement ofIda Noyes hall.W. A. A. representatives will bepresent to aid and instruct the partici¬pants. Points toward membership inW. A .A. will be given at the rateof two points an hour for participationin this open hour and the ones thatare to follow.During winter quarter W. A. A. willalso sponsor a class in riflry. Womenwho wish to join the class may sign upwith either Sinah Kitzing or AnnaDanovsky, W. A. A. representatives.Six more are needed to make up *heevening class which will be held onMonday evening during the winterquarter. If enough ask for it a secondclass will be organized.INTERMISSIONWITH this issue the Maroon ceases daily publication for thequarter.It has been a good quarter. We of the staff have wanderedover to our hole in the wall across the street from Cobb, four timesa week, sat around and smoked and talked, and during the courseof the afternoon have pounded out newspapers. And as we drawcovers over our typewriters and sit back to glanceover our work, we feel pretty well satisfied with our¬selves. There have been slips, of course. There always are.But it is the thing as a whole that counts.We can not help but feel that we have accomplished somevood with this newspaper of ours. We have kept people informedabout the doings of our little universe. We have told them wherethings were going to happen and when. We have told them whowas going to do what, where, and why. These are the more im¬portant things. But besides, we have told people what we thoughtof this institution of learning of ours, applauding its forward-looking interests and smiling at a few of its quaint customs- Wehave made known to them certain deplorable conditions at othercolleges. We have even told them whether or not it was goingto rain tomorrow. As we say, we are pretty well satisfied withourselves.And we are pretty well satisfied with the way the campushas received our efforts. Occasionally we are called upon toquiet down the babblings of people who tell us how our papershould be run. But as a rule people seem to realize the limitsof a college newspaper, and appreciate the value of the thing asit stands. They do not expect a Utopian college newspaper fromthe staff of a paper like the Maroon.The Day after tomorrow, the Daily Maroon is putting out itsAnnual Christmas Issue. We have discoursed about it for sometime. We have put into this our best effort over a period of manyweeks. And now wre hope that when it appears Friday morning,our final achievement for the quarter, it will be received in thesame spirit.SAD CASE OF McSWIGG, ’26'T'HERE are those who proudly dangle Phi Bete keys. There-*■ are those who receive Mr. Rhodes’ approbation. There arethose who become earnest graduate students with a mission. Andthen there are the rest of us, including Brother McSwigg, 25.Brother McSwigg, ’26, was just one of the boys. His collegecareer, including a number of activities, certain necessary gradepoints, and a general good time, lasteu the usual four years,and rewarded him with the customary parchment scroll, and alot of pleasant memories. Then, sensibly enough, McSwigg de¬cided he should really start to work.Today we had a letter from him. We’re going to pass alonga couple of paragraphs.“The chap who sits across the desk from me, and who is my“boss’’ has been with the company for 5 years. He started withthem when he was 17, just out of high school. He’s a hard work¬er, loyal, conscientious, and all the rest—you know. One of themen the company can “depend on.’’ He’s getting more than twicethe money that I drag down, and is next in line for a departmenthead. And yet he’s only about a year, little more maybe, olderthan I am-“All the time 1 was taking a four year vacation in college,this bird was hitting the ball right here behind the desk. Any¬way you look at it, he’s four years ahead of me right now. Heknows plenty about what he’s doing, and he knows how it shouldbe done. And he can tell me what to do, and I’m damn glad totake lessons. Of course, ten years from now may tell a differentstory, but I wonder just how different it will be.”We don’t believe that we’ll add anything to those paragraphs.We’ve wondering a little ourselves. —with a “cut” to while away, or after a day ofgrinding, turn up Ellis to 56th, where the signof the purple pretzel is a friendly invitation.—here you may find the erudite lawyer doingfairly well at the Steinway, the retiring pre-med engaged at bridge, and the prim co-ed,after a well-rounded meal, idly munching pret¬zels dipped in cider.the purple pretzel cafeis open for that hasty breakfast and for thatmidnight cup of coffee. ©Mh^ufijura CjA£jlTOWERTHEATRE63 6’BLACKSTOner i pm-continuous-iipmI5 — Big Vaudeville Act* — 5andLATEST FEATUREPHOTOPLAYSWEEK NIGHT BARGAIN PRICESlOOO 2000BALCONY SLATS I MAIN FLOOR StAis35< i 5sO<the Regal representative toshow you the $6.60 RegalReproduction of London’sLeading Shoe Style sellingon Regent Street at 75 shil¬lings ($18.25).An English Oxford madefrom Genuine Martin’s Im¬ported Scotch Grain, FullLeather Lined, $6.60.SA60REGALSHOESCampus RepresentativeABE DRUCKERSee theNewArco“NickleFlash”TINGLE WITH ENERGY-FIND THE JOY IN SKATING!^podworth’s announce the installation of a completestock of the New Arco Nickel Flash “Superiority in IceSkates.” Nickel finish, strong, soft leather shoes,strongly built throughout—a flash of skating ease.$7.95 per pairAll Sizes—Men’s and Women’s—Racer and Hockey1311 E. 57th St. — Open Nights — H. P. 1690WOODWORTH’SSuperiority in Skatesi|. iptic/to1The Slickest Coat on the Campus!No well dreMed college manb without one. It’s the orig.Inal, correct oiled slicker andthere’s nothing as smart orsensible for rough weatherand chilly days.Made of guaranteed water¬proof oiled fabric in yellow,olive-khaki or black. Hasall-’round strap on collarand elastic at wrist-bonds.Clasp-dosing styleButton-dosing styfeStamp the correct name inyour memory and buy noother.iS'fOmdahd.cPhidBMiwcjeen.The “Standard Student” ismade only by the StandardOiled Clothing Co^ N. Y. C.SUpantontUWoodworth’sUNIVERSITY BOOKSTORECarson piiue scott & co.Announce Interscholasticschedules. a Soon Freshmen team meetalumni.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14, 1927MAROON QUINTETROUND INTO SHAPEFOR PITT FRACASRegulars Show ImprovementIn Offense While NorgrenSeeks Balanced FiveAnother long workout featured thepractice session of the Maroon basketsquad yesterday. The freshmen squadprovided the chief opposition for theregulars, afterwards being relieved bythe varsity reserves.The Marons are making much head¬way in imroving their team play. WithMcDonough rapidly rounding intoshape, Coach Norgren is concentratingon building up a regular quintet. Atpresent, the combination of Freemanat center, Zimmerman and Gist at for¬wards, and Captain Hoerger and eitherMcDonough or Farwell at guards,presents the best prospects.Norgren Feas IneligibilityCoach Norgren fears ineligibilitymore now than the possibility of nothaving good enough prospects. Withexaminations for the winter quarterlisted for next week, the basketeerswill have to spend some busy after¬noons and evenings studying for thecoming examinations. If all get by, theChicago mentor will find his entireteam reinforced by Kaplan, star for¬ward, and Changnon, flashy sopho¬more forward, both of whom will beeligible by January 1st.Maroons Prepare For PittIn the meantime, the Maroons arebending their efforts towards the "Pittgame this Friday night. The Pittgame will mark the last encounter ,forCoach Norgren’s warriors until afterthe Christmas holidays. A lapse ofthirteen days will ensue before Chicagomeets another opponent, DePauw pro¬viding the opposition on December29th. The Maroons waste little timeafter that, playing Butler on the lastday of this year and concluding theirpractice tilts on January 3rd againstOregon State College. The first con¬ference game follows four days later.M. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, Ill. Interscholastic Track and BasketballSchedules Announced by CrislerDates for the two University nation¬al interscholastics in basketball andtrack were announced yesterday by H.O. Crisler, the manager. The tenthedition of the famous basketball classicwill be held April 4, 5, 6 and 7, andthe twenty-fourth Stagg track inter¬scholastic will be held on June 1 and2.Three Cook County meets will alsobe held, the swimming interscholasticon Feb. 10 and 11, wrestling on April13 and 14, and tennis on May 29, 30.and 31.Will Have Consolation RoundsThe basketball interscholastic drew43 teams from 38 states last year. J.Sterling Morton of Cicero winning theCard Cagers StartExtensive PracticeThe Card cagers are now in themidst of a strenuous four day practiceprogram in preparation for the secondgame of the non-conference group.Butler of Indianapolis is the foe ofWisconsin this week in a game thatwill be played at the armory on Fri¬day evening.Coach Hinkle boasts a number ofveterans on this year’s Butler quintette.The Indiana College will worry theBadgers much more than did the in¬experienced Coe College team. Lastwinter Butler upset Illinois 32 to 30 ina mid-season battle staged when theUlini were traveling at top speed.Coach Hinkle’s squad includes the us¬ual number of Hoosier sharp-shooters,outstanding among which are CaptainChadd, Holz, Chandler and Christo¬pher.TWO CAGE TEAMS ATILLINIBesides using the two team idea infootball next year, the University ofIllinois has adopted the idea to basket¬ball. Both the first and second teim-rwill be in action on the same night.This season a double header has al¬ready been carded w'ith Bradley Tcehfor December 17. Bradley will bringtwo teams to contest the Illini. Thefirst will play the opener and the sec¬ond team will play the second game.Efforts are being made to scheduleother games for this season. Next sea¬son it is planned to schedule eightgames for the second squad. Illinoishas scheduled the Bradley games forsome time, but had waited until offi¬cial sanction was given at the coaches’meeting held in Chicago.BONDS TO FITTHE INVESTORIn choosing a bond housefor which to workjudge as ifyou were investingYOU are investing! Perhaps more than the investor whois merely seeking to employ his surplus funds. 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If you would like a copy ask for pamphletHALSEY, STUART & CO.INCORPORATEDCHICAGO 201 S. La Salle St. new yore 14 IVall St.PHILADELPHIA III South I 5 th St. .DETROIT 601 Griswold St. CLEVELAND 925 Euclid Avt. 8T. LOVIS 3 19 North +th St.BOSTON 85 Devonshire St. Pittsburgh 307 Fifth Ave.MILWAUKEE 4x5 East fVattr St. MINNEAPOLIS 608 Second Ave., S. title in a thrilling final from Batesville,Ark., 18 to 16. Thirty-four of the 38■teams were state champions. North¬east High of Kansas City and Athens,Tex., were first and second in the con¬solation tournament. The tournamentwill have a consolation round forteams defeated in their first game againthis season.Northeast Last Year’s ChampsNortheast High of Detroit won thehigh school section of the track meet,with 23 points, Ft. Collins, Colo., be¬ing second with 183-5. In the acad¬emy division, Mercersburg was firstwith 41; Newark Prep was secondwith 28, and Mooseheart third with23 1-2. There will be divisions for bothhigh schools and academies this year.The track meet drew 182 teams from33 states, 75 of the entries placing.Inter-Class TrackMeet Called-OffCoach A. A. Stagg, junior, has dis¬continued the track meet scheduled fortoday for all men who have not wonover five points in varsity competitionor a heavy numeral sweater until thesecond week in January because of theapproachin gexaminations. He is alsopostponing the affair until that timesince Ned Merriam, Chicago’s new as¬sistant coach, will arrive here then totake up his new duties. Already sixtyawards have been made, and CoachStagg is looking forward to resumingthe meet in full swing again in thenew quarter. YEARLING CAGETEAM PRACTINGUnofficial Squad ShowingUnusual Ability ALUMN1-FR0SH TEAMS TO CLASHWITH VARSITY IN FIRST MEET ONJANUARY 6 BEFORE BIG TEN TILTSThe Freshmen basketball squad hasbeen practicing right along for the lasttwo months and has been providingthe varsity with some stiff competition,although official practices does notstart until next quarter.Sid Yates, tormer Lake View highschool flash, is cavorting around Bart¬lett in his usual stellar play. His of¬fensive work has kept the varsity ontheir toes at all times, while his defen¬sive work has prevented many varsityscores. Although he is not quite fivefeet ten in height, Sid has been tip-offs in competition against the varsitycenters.Sid Klein and Chisholm have beenholding down the forward positions.The former was captain of Schurz’basketball team in 1926 and seems tohave lost none of his former excep¬tional ability in ringing up points. Thelatter has been playing fine ball andshould prove to be a very valuableman.Abhv Blattburg, flash of Crane Col¬lege’s championship team, is holdingdown one of the guard positions. Hisuncanny ability in taking away theball has been a thorn in the side ofthe varsity. Kar.ne, the other guard,has already made good in freshmenfotoball and seems to be quite as pro¬ficient in basketball. Water Polo and Swimming Teams Meet With Stellar SquadsTo Show Prospects For ConferenceSwimsThe Maroon water polo and swim-on January 6th when they meet a pick-ming teams will get their first real tested team of freshmen and alumni lumin¬aries. Within a month of the alumniclash the varsity opens up its con¬ference season at Wisconsin.Alumni Stars MeetAt the meet on January 6th the stu¬dent body will have the opportunityto witness some former conferencechampions in action. An added featurewill be a clash between last vear’schampionship water polo team, withthe exception of Rittenhouse and Gor¬don who are still at school, and thevarsity. This game should be a highlythrilling one, for the alumni have gath¬ered their entire talent in an effort tobest the varsity. There is some hopeof having Dorff, former conferencefancy diving champion, compete. lieis at present an assistant professor atPrinceton, but he hopes to be inChicago for the meet. If he comes, anold time friendly feud will be renewedbetween himself and Captain Fellingerwhen they battle it out for the fancydiving crown. All things being takeninto consideration, the varsity wilihave to show extraordinary power inorder to beat the assemblage of ■=;ars who are capable of defeating any con¬ference team.Need Distance MenThe swimming team is a prettv wellrounded outfit, but Coach MacGilivrayis still laboring in an attempt to de¬velop some distance and -backstrokemen. However, the team shows prom¬ise of being pretty good and shouldfinish high in the conference standing.Water Polo Team OutstandingUnder the leadership of Captain Rit¬tenhouse, the water polo team is func¬tioning smoothly and their fine show¬ing in the Intramural swimming car¬nival stamps them as one of the out¬standing squads in the big ten. CoachMcGillivray is at present busy polish¬ing up teamwork which is so essentialfor a team’s success.The conference meet which is sched¬uled to take place on March 23-24 maybe changed account of its conflict withexaminations. As a whole Chicago hasa fairly easy schedule and will not beforced to play more than once aweek. 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