'Caesar and Cleo*patra' to be present¬ed in Mandel to¬night.Vol. 28. No. 42.Main StreetBy Milton S. Mayer“The Lincoln Turner Hall at1005 Diversey Parkway was visitedyesterday by prohibition agents itia series of raids on north sideplaces. August Marx, manager,was arrested when dry agents con¬fiscated eight barrels of unlabeledbeer and 146 bottles of Carlingbeer.”My morning paper dropped from myhands. Friends saw me stagger blindlyfrom the room, and when I returnedmy eyes were red. Tears of miseryI had shed, and tears of anger. Hutmostly tears of anger. For a long timenow I have sung my song about theutter corruption of law and order inthis here city, but it has been my goodright arm that has written, and not myheart. “Let Mr. Thompson and hisyouths have their fling,” I have said.'Let them flog the weak and scourgethe poor and let the wicked go free.It is none of my worry.” You and Iand the man and the street know thatthe city is bought and sold, that thegood-hearted bandits who operate on asmall scale go to the chair and thatthe big boys—the gang chiefs, thethugs, the wholesale murderers—paytheir penny and keep open house. Weall know where you can get anythingto drink that is liquid. We even knowlow fellows who frequent such places.But propriety seals our lips, and wis¬dom restrains us from writing openletters to the administration becauseit wouldn’t do any good. But theblood-stained hands of the law havepounced upon our own Lincoln Turn¬er. where \lAr/( never did nothing tonobody but stretch itself into a rol¬licking 4% and where all thatmakes life worth while is embodied. Itis the last straw', that’s all. The lastmonth has seen things go from bad toworse with me, and this is the endof all things. I shall find out wherethere is a place for monks and gothere.- * *Lincoln Turner was founded, forpurposes of this column, last winterby John Meyer. Having once enteredthe gates of Paradise, John returnedfrom five to seven times a week withthose few men at arms who might becalled the charter members of tbichapter. There were John Howe, MiltKreines, A1 Heald, Chuck Cow’an,John Allison and a few others. Oncein a blue moon, one or more of thefounding brothers took a few of usyearlings along. In time the placebecame to us what it was to the oldGermans who sat there for hour> to¬gether dreaming'of the Vaterland—thesymbol of mellow good fellowship. Anynight last spring, while frat parties andsuch kept the campus k-rolling, youwould find a group of men’s men whoshunned, or were shunned by, the gid¬dy social whirl. There they would sipup beer and ale and limburger cheeseand apful strudel, and sit enchantedas the string orchestra downed astein or two between "Die LustigeWittwe” and “Die Blau Danube.”Through the clouds of whispy smokeyou would see men, men who hadbeen disappointed in love or were bust¬ing three courses, smiling serenely andtelling themselves that their cup run¬neth over. I tell you friends, no poet’stropes can raise from the ashes theLincoln Turner that was. There andnowhere else have we men of clay fedon honey dew and drunk the milk ofParadise. It was all that mortal mancould ask—and more. And now . . .Alpha Draught all around!* * *The nearest thing to an eye-witnessis Mr. A1 Heald, who (he broke downand confessed after three hours of grill¬ing) had gone out to Lincoln Turnerthe night of the fatal day in the com¬pany of a Blessed Datnozel and herbig car driven by a man named Rob¬erts. “One limburger on rye and onehalf-and-half,” said Mr. Heald glibly.A lump came into the waiter's eyesand tears welled in his throat, and hetold how the Grim Reapers had comethat very afternoon and snatched theeight barrels and the 146 Carlings. Sothat Mr. Heald and the Girl Who HadGone East drank the thin stuff called(Continued o page 6) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1927 Price Five Cent*EDUCATION MUSTSOLVE PROBLEMSOF SEX--YARROSProfessor from DlinoisMedical SchoolTalks Here“The sex impulse is animal like thehunger impulse, and must be refinedby education in the same way forproper enjoyment,” declared Dr. Ra¬chel Yarros, medical director of theBirth Control League, and professorof social hygiene at the Universityof Illinois Medical School, in her talkyesterday afternon before the MedicalSchool in her talk yesterday afternoonbefore the liberal club in Harper as¬sembly.Sex Been Neglected“Throughout the ages we have de¬veloped methods of food and enjoyingfood, we have worked out manners andused science to found proper methodsof eating and preparation, but the seximpulse, which is as great, we haveneglected from superstition and mys¬tery. We have always bad sex prob¬lems, and we are now paying for theneglected solutions of those in the past,but the problem of sex has at no timebeen as important as now. This isdue to conditions for which youth isnot at all responsible, the greater leis¬ure, the increased knowledge leadingus to challenge old ideas mechanicaldevices and luxuries such as the auto¬mobile which bring more temptation.To v'ork out these problems we needsex education.”Little Kno.wn Subject“We know very little about sex,but we do know that it is not neces¬sary for life and that although monog¬amy is an institution in most nationsit is only practiced to the extent of58 per cent in civilized countries.AWARD PRIZES FORESSAYS ON SOUTHDURING CIVIL WARFor the purpose of encouraging re¬search in the history of the south, par¬ticularly in the Confederate period, theUnited Daughters of the Confederacyare offering the Mrs. Simon BaruchUniversity Prize of $1000 to be award¬ed bi-annually to the author of anunpublished monograph or essay.Preferably, the paper should be onthe period of the Confederacy, orshould bear on the causes that led tothe war between the states. Any inter¬esting phase of the life or policy ofthe period may be treated. The manu-cripts should comprise not less than10,000 words. The next competitionwill close on May 1, 1926.The prize will be paid in two in¬stallments of $500 each the second tobe given when the essay has been sat¬isfactorily printed at the author’s in¬itiative.Present Play AtChristmas VespersA Christmas Vesper service will beheld Sunday at 4:30 in Joseph BondChapel under the direction of the Y.W. C. A. Professor Fred Eastman,professor of religious literature anddrama in the Ryder Divinity schoolwill preside.The Freshman Committee headedby Frances Holt, will present a play"Why the Chimes Rang,” at the serv¬ice. The scene of the play is a greatcathedral whose chimes are supposedto ring on Christmas Eve in honorof the Christmas spirits. The lords andburghers bring in their offerings forthe poor of the city. But no gifts areoffered in the real Christmas spirit un¬til one little boy who really helped aneedy person, brings in his little sumwhich causs the chimes to ring. Boucher ExplainsRegistration PlanC. S. Boucher, dean of the col¬leges, issued the following state¬ment last night regarding registra¬tion:“No university can arrange aschedule for any one quarter whichwill make it possible for each stu¬dent to get all the courses he wantsat hours considered convenient byeach student. The limits of spaceand of instructional staff make thisimpossible. Similarly, no universitycan conduct a registration periodwith inconvenience to no student.The limits of space and clerical staffmake this impossible. On bothcounts we have done everythingwithin our power to accommodatethe greatest possible number.”ETA SIGMA PHI’SHEAR PRESIDENTAddresses Reception ForHigh School PupilsGood students who usually demandand get a classical education, choosewisely in the opinion of President MaxMason who addressed the receptionfor high school students given by EtaSigma Phi, yesterday.President Mason gave many reasonsfor the study of the classics from thewell known etymological advantages tothe feeling of superiority that some(Continued on page 3)UNIVERSITY EXHIBITSPAINTINGS OF LATEPROFESSOR OF ARTAn exhibition of the paintings of thelate Walter Sargent, sponsored by theUniversity, will be held in Ida Noyeshall from December 11 to December22 and from January 2 to January 14Mr. Sargent was a member of theUniversity faculties from 1909 to 1927.In 1924 he became professor and chair¬man of the Department of Art. Hewas highly respected and honored byall of his friends and colleagues.His last painting, “Yggdrassil." epi¬tomized his life. Most of bis workswere landscapes.UNIVERSITY PRESSPUBLISHES BOOK BYERNEST H. WILKINS‘The Changing College” by ErnestHatch Wilkins, former dean of the col¬leges and now president of OberlinCollege, has just been published by theUniversity Press. The volume con¬tains chapters on the honor course,educational guidance, intercollegiatefootball, and many other subjects per¬taining to college and college life.The underlying principle of the bookis that the University is changing alongwith the rest of the world and thatthe administrators of the higherbranches of learning must keep abreastof the times. President Wilkins hasstudied the college problem exhaustive¬ly and in this manner has obtained thematerial for “The Changing College.”Edgar Guest TalksAt Baptist ChurchEdgar A. Guest, well known poetand lecturer, will give a talk tonight,at 8. at the Englewood Baptist church.The meeting will be given underthe auspices of the Men’s Communityclub. Mr. Guest has not yet announc¬ed his subject, but according to thosein charge, it will be of a practical na¬ture and relating to the everydaythings in life.After Mr. Guest’s speech, an in¬formal musicale will take place. Amongthose who will take part in the pro¬gram are the Metropolitan quartet,and W. J. Molitor, baritone. JOINT MEETINGDISCUSSES NEWLIBRARY PLANSStudents Submit IdeasFor ImprovementOf SituationThe ideas and suggestions of thestudent body in regard to the librarysituation were discussed and presentedto faculty representatives at a meetingyesterday at which Dean Chauncey S.Boucher and Llewelyn Raney, newlyappointed director of libraries, metwith a group of undergraduates whichincluded the college aides and mar¬shalls, members of the undergraduatecouncil, and representatives of thepublications.Library Situation BadThe purpose of the meeting was toallow Dean Boucher and Mr. Raneyto become acquainted with the sug¬gestions of the students in order thatthey might be presented to the LibraryBoard for its consideration. Both ofthese men agreed that the library situa¬tion at the University was abominablybad. Mr. Raney, who is one of themost noted librarians in the country,is at present looking over the situa¬tion, and will assume his official dutieson July 1.Student SuggestionsOne of the suggestions made by thestudents was that the faculty be askedto prepare two bibliographies, one ofthem, a skeleton bibliography contain¬ing only the very essential books, to beincorporated in the rental library andgreatly enlarged, the other to be anoptional library in the reading room forthe use of students who wished to doextra work. Other suggestions werethose referring to a reorganization ofthe stacks and a new system of oper¬ating E-ll.PI DELTA PHI ANDMORTAR BOARD TIEFOR PHOENIX PRIZEMortar Board and Pi Delta Phi tied |for the first prize in the monthlyPhoenix sales contest. Because of thebiting cold, fewer women than usualwere willing to brave the weather tosell the magazine, but the ones whodid, sold a great many more than us- |ual. Carolyn Teitzel broke her own jlast months’ record with a sales rec¬ord of seventy-two.Mortar board, Esoteric, Sigma andPi Delta Phi will continue their salesof the Phoenix today at stands placedin Cobb, Harper, Rosenwald and IdaNoyes hall.A. L. & S. StudentsMust Register NowStudents in the A. I,. & S. Collegesmust register for the winter quarterin the period between Dec. 5 and 16.Each day included, numbers will begiven out for the day’s registration,up to a quota already determined. Stu¬dents who apply for registration, inexcess of this quota, will be obligedto wait until the further issuance ofnumbers the next day. The possessorof a number may register at the timeit is called or later within the registra¬tion period.The office, Cobb 203. will he opento the students, from 9:30 to 12 andfrom 1 to 5, except Saturday 9:30 to12 only.Women Needed ToSell Xmas MaroonAll women washing to sell the Christ¬mas edition of The Daily Maroon onFriday, December 16. have been ask¬ed by Jack McBrady, advertising man¬ager to meet Tuesday at noon in theMaroon office. As usual a prize will beoffered to the women selling the mostcopies.j Spanish Show ToFeature ToreadorHeadliner on a bill of Spanish en¬tertainment, a genuine toreador willdisplay his wares to the Universityin Ida Noyes theater, February 3.El Circulo Espanol, campus club forstudents interested in Spain, has ob¬tained a pupil of the great Gaona,premier of Mexican bull-fighters,who will give a burlesque bull-fightat the fiesta held by the club nextquarter.The vaudeville program, includ¬ing as well as the big fight an ex¬hibition tango dance by two expertsn this art, will follow a dance, thecommittee in charge announces. Anorchestra has not yet been selected.HOLD BAZAAR ATIDA NOYES TODAYOpen Y. W. ChristmasBooths At NineThe Aannual Y. W. C. A. Christmas Ibazaar which is held for the purposeof raising money for the operating ex¬penses of the organiaztion will opentoday at 9 in Ida Noyes hall.Serve Luncheon At NoonLuncheon will be served from 12 to1:30 and tea from 3 to 5. The second ;j floor of Ida Noyes hall, including theY. W. C. A. room and north and southreception rooms will he devoted to thebazaar and the luncheon.According to Dorothy Low, chair¬man of the luncheon and tea commit¬tee, a quick lunch will he served inaddition to the special lunch and tea.Members of the Advisory Board head¬ed by Mrs. Charles Gilkey and mem¬bers of the committees have donatedcakes and sandwiches which will besold independently of the lunch andtea. .Take a ChanceThe grab-bag, another feature of thebazaar, has been made up of donationsof clubs and various other campus or¬ganizations. Hand made articles forgifts will also be sold.SOCIAL WORKER TOSPEAK AT MEETINGOF GRADUATE CLUBMrs. Mary Brckinridge, the firstwoman to receive the Hannon award jfor achievement in the field of publichealth, will speak at the meeting of theSocial Service Club of the graduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion tonight at 7:30 in the GraduateClubhouse.Mrs. Breckinridge has been directorof the Kentucky Committee for Moth¬ers and Babies, which has carried onextensive social work among the wom¬en of the most remote hamlets in themountain districts. The greatest lim¬itation to the continuation of theirwork is that the health wrok is de- (pendent upon the generosity of inter¬ested persons outside of the region.Chemistry SocietyConducts ContestPrizes totalling $6,000 will be award¬ed to the winners of an essay contestconducted by the American ChemicalSociety open to all university Fresh¬men.Six subjects for papers have beenchosen by a committee and first, sec-and and third prizes will be awardedin each group. Essays should be type¬written as no illegible manuscripts willbe accepted, and should be no longerthan 2500 words. They must be sentto Paul Smith, the secretary of thecommittee at 85 Beaver St., New Yorkby March 1, 1928. CELEBRITIES TOATTEND' CAESARAND CLEOPATRA’Many Departments AidIn Big ProductionAt MandelShaw’s “Caesar and Cleopattra,”which will be presented by the Dra¬matic association tonight at 8:30 inLeon Mandel h^ll, represents the peakof dramatic endeavor at the University,according to Mr. Frank O’Hara, di¬rector of the play. The most elaborateproduction in the University’s history,it is staged by a cast numbering overforty and the staff engaged in paint¬ing scenes, managing the role of tic¬kets and rendering general assistancencludes almost thirty workers. Dur¬ing the course of the play there willbe eight changes of scenery, each re¬requiring about one minute to be ac-plished. One of the unique featuresof the production consists in the der¬rick constructed to hoist Cleopatraover the sea wall during one of heramusing adventures.Departments Aid PlayDepartments in Egyptology, Mili¬tary science, Greek Physical culture,and art have all contributed invaluableservice in producing the play. Theirword has been sought on every diffi¬culty inolving their fields.Frederick Donaghey, dramatic cri¬tic of the Chicago Tribune, in responseto a request made by Russell Whitney,business manager of the play, wroteyesterday .... “I will go so far asto say that ‘Caesar and Cleopatra’ is,all things considered, the best ofShaw’s "plays and the best historicalcomedy in the English language.”Celebrities To AttendChicagoans prominent in both dra¬matic circles and at the University willbe numbered in the audience. Amongthem are President Max Mason, Mr.Harold H. Swift, Mr. and Mrs. AlbertW. Slierer, Mr. and Mrs. FrederickC. Woodward, Mr. and Mrs. HowardW. Willett, Mrs. Ernest Hatch Wil¬kins, Mrs. Genevieve Forbes Herrick,Mr. and Mrs. Llewellyn Jones, Mrs.Chauncey S. Boucher, Mrs. Nott Flint,Mr. and Mrs. R. V. Merrill, Mr. andMrs. Herbert Bradley, Miss NancyCarman, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Carr,Mrs. O. L. Hall. Mrs. Charles H.I Sergei. Mr. George W. Sherburn, Mr.| and Mrs. Frederick L. Brown, Mr.j and Mrs. Ernest Freund, Mr. andMrs. Edgar J. Goodspeed.Two parents in the audience willsee their sons perform. Maxwell Ma¬son, son of the president, wfill play therole of Britannus, while Howard Wil¬lett, son of Mr. and Mrs. Howard W.Willett, both of w'hom wrere prominentmembers of the Dramatic associationin their day their attendance at theUniversity, perform as Theodotus.Helen Walter NowOn Phoenix Staff 'Helen Walter, who held the recordfor Phoenix sales among the Univer¬sity women last year, has been ap¬pointed to the Phoenix staff, with theofficial title of “Personnel Manager.”Her duties wfill consist of organizingand instructing a corps of saleswomen,and her apointment is exected to resultin increased sales and better salesmethods.Sixty Bowen GirlsEntertained at TeaSixty girls of Bowen High schoolmade a tour of Ida Noyes hall yes¬terday. The trip was planned to ac¬quaint the girls with the advantages ofthe University. Tea was served tothem in the sun parlor of Ida Noveshall.— - —▼, jk^fpgnK:Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 19270h? iatly UJaronnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year ; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as jecond-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,ander the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sportv. Jffi ce. Local 80, 2 rings OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, December 9Radio Lecture: “Buying HouseholdEquipment,” Mrs. Heiner. StationWMAQ, 10.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, 11:50, Joseph BondChapel. Professor Theodore G. Soaresconducting. Public Lecture (downown): “TheDance of Molecules and the Flight ofElectrons.” 6:45, Club room, The ArtInstitute. Associate Professor HarveyB, Lemon.Saturday, December 10Meetings of the University RulingBodies:The Faculty and Conference of theDivinity School, 9:00 a. m. Swift 101.The Board of Adniissions, 9:00 a.m. Cobb 104. The Executive Board of the Gradu¬ate Faculty, 10:15. Cobb 115.The Graduate Faculty, 11:00. Cobb110.TO RENT—Room, twin beds orsingle. Private family, home privileges.Phone Fairfax 0242. M. Wehlen, 6646Kenwood Ave.Patronize Maroon Advertisers iMon., Tues., Wed., of each WeekManicure, Marcel, Shampoo,Water Wave, Finger WavePermanent Wave—$6.50“6-months’ service free”White Henna—$2.00Egyptian Henna—$1.00WOODLAWN BEAUTYPARLOR6100 Woodlawn Ave.Dorchester 878!Member of the Western Conterence Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIF1ELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDsxter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DdjtorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher — Sport AssistantElmer Friedman — Sport AssistantEmmnrette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertiaing ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker....Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-townstudents.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of E-ll and establishment of group libraries.10. One Sophomore Honor Society.THE CHEF-D’OEUVREAT GRIPS with the deadline date, the entire Maroon staff isstraining every nerve and sinew in a last Herculean effort.And one week from today will appear the fruits of their hecticlabors, the annual Christmas edition of The Daily Maroon.The chef-d’oeuvre—the masterpiece of masterpieces, typify¬ing the best in college journalism—will be composed cf somesixty-odd pages—“sixty damn pages”—as R. H. L. appropri¬ately remarks,—that will be the most thorough compendium ofstudent activity ever published by The Daily Maroon.A striking feature of this issue will be the fact that it is dis¬tinctly a student publication, presenting an average cross-sectionview of campus life. Written wholly by students, it will be anadequate reflection of student opinion as well as an accurateindex of student ability—both literary and journalistic. Thisis especially true of the literary section, which is being editedunder the personal direction of Mr. A1 Widdifield and which willcontain poetry, short stories and other selections representativeof local talent.It is a noble and meritorious undertaking, which, like itspredecessor, will undoubtedly be accorded national recognition asan outstading piece of undergraduate work.And it is to be sincerely hoped that in this case “the prophetwill not be without honor in its own country.”THE BOARDS CREAK AGAINTonight the Dramatic association is putting on its much-heralded production of Mr. Shaw’s “Caesar and Cleopatra.”Although we have not been admitted into the secrecy of therehearsals, we understand from words that have leaked out thatthe production is very apt to be the finest piece of work everdone on the campus.The Association was fortunate this year in being providedwith some unusual talent from which to build a cast. Underthe leadership of a more than capable director, they have put aparticularly great amount of time and effort on perfecting theacting and the staging.More than this, their selection of a vehicle by which to makeknown their dramatic ability was certainly a good one. Shawas a playwright is from certain viewpoints unsurpassed. AndCaesar and Cleopatra, while by no means the greatest of hisplays, is certainly the one best fitted for production on a collegestage. Moreover, it provides a wealth of vividness and colorwhich causes if, to stand out signally among the dramatic writ¬ings of modern times.From our knowledge of the play and the players, we endorse“Caesar and Cleopatra” as an attempt which will undoubtedlyprove a success in the field of college dramatics. We can thinkof no better way for a student to spend his time tonight than tohappen over to Mandel hall at eight-thirty. lim ®n m-sliqtThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Services atWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Communion Address. Dr.Win. H. Boddy.5 p. m.—Vesper Service, “Con¬trary Winds.”IMMANUEL LUTHERANCHURCH64th and Kenwood Ave.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11—Morning worship.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.— Dr. R. M. Davis, preach¬ing.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Dec. 11th, at 11 a. m.PROF. NATHANIEL SCHMIDTwill speak onSCIENCE AND RELIGIONAll Seats FreeVisitors Cordially WelcomeSt. Paul’s On TheMidway(Univeraalists)60th and. DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram9:46 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group (El;r.J|p£f Imfatfaa (SIjmi}tHlooirfatonUtemur ani> 57th Street(Jon Ogden Uocjt — ministerSUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, 19271 A. M.—“The Good of This Present World.”6 P. M.—Channing Club. "Pageantry in the Church.”Mr. Howard Graves.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 1111:00—Sermon: “The Revealing ofthe Sons of Gods."5:00—Scrooby Club. Miss E. MayMuncell will speak oi. her trip tomodern Palestine.8:00 o’clock—Social Period. The Kenwood ChurchINTERDENOMINATIONALGreenwood at 4Gth St.Dr. Theodore Gerald Soares9:45 a. m.—Sunday School.11:00 a. m.—“Thanksgiving.”12:15 p. m.—Young Peoples’Bible Cla ss.CHOIRGalvin Williamson, DirectorOlive Lacey Dickson, SopranoEthel Jones, ContraltoWilliam Clare Hall, TenorMark Love, Bass-BaritoneAll students are urged to comeand enjoy our servicesSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorDECEMBER 11, 192711 A. M. Communion Meditation. “Who Partakes Un¬worthily?”8 P. M. Dramatized Parable. “The Ten Virgins,” andshort sermon about the same parable.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerTHE PEOPLES CHURCHLawrence at SheridanDR. PRESTON BRADLEYOne of America s Greatest Pulpit OratorsPastor for 16 YearsEVERY SUNDAY AT 10:45 A. M.Broadcast by Stations WMAQ and WQJA Church Where Reason, Science and Religion AreFriends.- Subjects -DECEMBER 1 1—“Jean Valjean—A Drama of Con-science.DECEMBER 18—“Just Being Human.” A Pre-Christmas Meditation.DECEMBER 25—“Its Christmas.” EPISCOPALThe Church HouseS7S6 Kimhark Avenu.Tel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D.,Student ChaplainSunday, Dec. 11Fireside Meeting 4:30. Rev.Irwin St. John Tucker, “DramaticElements in Christian Worship.”...The Church ofThe RedeemerS(th and BlaclutonaTel. Hyde Park 7390REV. BENJAMIN HORTON. A. B. Aaat.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:15 a. m., and (except thirdSundays), 11:00 with sermon.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m. Daily Matins, Eucharistand Evensong as announced .* * *St. Paul’s Church>9th and Oovrh«at«rPariah Office: 4945 Dorch«ater AvanurTel. Oakland $18$REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..5550 Blackatone Ave.REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. SAMUEL H. SAYRESunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 s. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. m.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.11 a. in. “The Religion of Jesus.”8 p. m. Rev. Chas. T. Holman,of University of Chicago.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional servict from6-15 to 7-45 P, M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts10:00 a. m.—College classes formen and women.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’* Church Club6 :00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7 :00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.The Quest Group for Under¬graduate Women.The Young Women's Group.The Men’s Group.8:00—Evening worship; serviceplanned by young people.8:45 p. m.—The Home Party.UNIVERSITY CHURCH OF DISCIPLES57th and UniversityMinister: Edward Scribner AmesBasil F. Wise, Director of Music and Education.Sermon: 11 A. M. “Is it Possible to be a Christian in OurWorld.”Wranglers: 5:30 P. M. Mr. A. E. Murphy of Dept, ofPhilosophy will speak. CHICAGO FORUMiVOODS THEATRE Randolph at Dearborn St.SUNDAY AFTERNOON, 3:15 P. M.DR. JOHN HOYMES GOLMES of New York“IF THE STATE WERE MORAL."Questions from the AudienceWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX. PastorSUNDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1927Morning—1 1 O’clock. "God and a Little Child.”Evening—7:45 O’clock. A Christmas Cantata will be sungand dramatized by seventy students of the Chi¬cago Training School.An increasing number of University Students are findingservices worth while. ' our Church of St. Thomas The Apostle55th Street at Kimbark AvenueThe Right Rev. T. V. Shannon, PastorAssistants—Rev. E. D. Loughry, Rev. L. F. De Celle, Rev.T. J. Bermingham.Low Masses on Sunday at 6, 7, 8 and 10.High Mass with plain chant at nine o’clock.Solemn High Mass with surpliced choir at eleven o’clock.Sermon by Father Patrick, Order of Friars Minor.Subject—"Retreat Movement for Men in the Archdiocese ofChicago.”Benedication of the Blessed Sacrament Sunday afternoon at 5._ -Page ThroeTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1927THE WEEKLY REVIEW“Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater* Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”Published Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily MaroonThe Cubby-Hole Boys Get Funny Chicago Civic Opera CompanyContinues Brilliant Presentation(Wherein we answer the EruditeEditor of The Phoenix)Things are in a constant process ofmetamorphosis, we are told. The oldreplaces the new; the new fills in forthe old. In the passing of some thingswe see the end of all. The warmarms of eternity are always hungryto clasp the unwary to her brazenbosom. And it would seem that she,being an alert soul, has got thePHOENIX by the pants.We lift our drawn faces to wherethe Gothic towers tumble into the skyand utter a libidinous wail. We areloath to see the Old Bird spread itsmagy wings and leave an ancientroost unoccupied. But laments andweeping are of no avail. The OldBird’s eyes are losing their old lustre,her claws are dull and the sound shemakes is a choked sob. Don’t flyaway, little bird, we say; linger yeta while in Ellis hall. We woud rompwith you.And then our eyes fall upon theChristmas issue of The Phoenix witha delicately tinted pink and bluecover. “What is it?’’ we ask the edi¬tor. "Ah,’' he says. “It is somethingnew. It is the spirit of Christmas,’’he explains. “See, it is a little girlin a flouncing skirt looking for SantyClaus. Down in the corner is a Yule-tide candle. Pretty soon the little girlwill see Dunder and Blixen and merryold Kris Kringle come romping intothe yard.”We thought your news-story wasgood, George, really . . .We turn to the new feature of thebook, a series of paragraphs entitled,“More Drops to the Sea.” They arelittle quips about things and people.Our eye comes upon one of these littleerudite passages in which the editordissertates on an article he himselfwrote for The Daily Maroon concern¬ing himself and his magazine. Wepublished it because it has been apart of our paternal policy to giveaid to our compatriots in the clothes-closet next door. The naughty kidsare trying to make fun of their paper.The highly esteemed editor of the so-called Campus Humor magazine istrying to apologize for his article.Now, really, George, I wouldn’t dothat. It was too bad the news editorgave you a by-line. We are sorryto have let the secret out. It wasonly in the spirit of good cheer.BUT IN SPITE OF OUR GOODCHEER ....But in spite of our endeavor to becheerful and optimistic, we cannotsubdue some of the moribund sensa¬tions that come over us when we thinkof the Good Old Days of Yesterday.Where are the old glories of Rome?Where is the sunshine of the past?Last year there was old John Allison,a genial archangel of the old bird.Remember the days of the old Phoe¬nix clothes-closet. The ghost of JohnAllison is walking these days. Hepaces to and fro in the hall andgazes with sad countenance throughthe peek-hole into the old rost. Thewraith of Bill Stevenson joins himpulling the brim of his green beaverhat down over his sad eyes. Side byside Jawn and Will peer into thePhoenix office. Inside they see agroup of the Intellectual Sisterhoodmaking tea and slicing lemon. Theyhave just learned that their old officeis now the new chapter-room of theIntellectual Sisterhood. If we couldbut hear what their parched lips saywe know it would be a lament on thepassing of the Old Old BirdOLD TERM PAPERS THAT LIVEAGAINBut what is this collection of oldterm-papers, theater press-notices,and dead cuts that has been labeled“the new tone” by the estimable edi¬We Specialize in Good FoodFor College FolksCome and Try ItTHE NEW COLLEGE INN1021 E. 61st Street tor of the Phoenix. Do they believesuch jokes as this to be of an intel¬lectual nature. We come to page 22and find—He—Why did Guinevere give Lan¬celot the airlShe—Because she liked somethingGalahad.That is the featured joke of theissue. The editor thought of it him¬self.But let us not hesitate on hisjokes. (To think that he had any¬thing to say about the Whistle.) Thebest of publications often slip up onthese. Let us get deep into someof the profoundly lush dramatic criti¬cisms we have been hearing about.On page 30 we find—THE GOODMAN HAS THEGOODS, by George Gruskin.We quote a bit—“Why students ofthis University, a supposedly intel¬lectual lot, have not taken advantageof the fine drama offered by the Good¬man Memorial theater is more thanwe can understand. Instead the frat-boys—whenever they feel the histri¬onic urge—call up the dormitorydamsels and betake themselves topopular auditoriums where cheapham actors dispense bawdy pifflingdrivel to crowds of lower class mis¬fits. . .” And so far into the night.That is the new tone.Beside the excellent pun, “Good¬man has the goods,” the Phoenixoffers some old term papers, such asthe recent one on Toulouse-Lautrec.But maybe its not as bad as that.Perhaps its just a press notice forwhich the staff is getting free ticketsto the Art Institute. Oh well, businessis business, as Andy says. And thenthere is the play about Jackie andThisbe, “a maiden imbued with cer¬tain classic qualities.”AT LAST—A CHAPTER ROOMFOR THE CLUB GIRLSBut now that the PHOENIX officehas become the chapter room of theclub girls, we suppose getting out ahumor magazine is a bit of a strain.After all, one can always think uppuns, and old term-papers are easyto get. “Besides,” says the druditeeditor, “we can always run that cutof the cigar-store Indian wheneverwe run out of copy. That’s funny.”And so it is. . . .But, really, if I were the cubby¬hole boys in the clothes-closet nextdoor I wouldn’t worry. They canalways have lots of fun razzing TheDaily Maroon. We won’t mind. Andwhat difference does it make if theirstuff is stale and their humor sour.Nobody reads the Phoenix anyway.WINTRY BLASTS ANDCOLD WAVE CATCHCAMPUS UNAWARESThe campus received its first touchof winter yesterday when the mercurydropped to a new low level for theseason. After remaining at 51 degreesfor most of the afternoon Wednesday,the thermometer in the governmentstation in the tower of Rosenwald hallshowed a sharp decline 2 degrees aboveat seven Thursday morning.The cold was accompanied by ahigh wind, the meter showing a veloc¬ity of 50 miles per hour for a fiveminute period starting at 8:26 Thurs¬day morning, while, in the peak of theperiod, a velocity of 57 miles an hour.ETA SIGMA PHIS’ HEARPRESIDENT(Cntinued from page 1)classical students profess. The chief ad¬vantage of the study of the classics,however, he said, is the joy of com¬radeship in finding out things and thuspursuing the greatest objective in theworld, happiness.Nineteen high schools were represen¬ted at the meeting.NORGRENITES READYFOR MONMOUTH TILTCompleting their real tuning up, thevarsity is ready to face Monmouthtomorrow njght. The official lineupwill be Hoerger and Farwell at guards,Gist and Zimmerman at forwards, andFreeman at center.Substitutions will be numerous, for(Continued on page 4) Having reached the crest of theseason, Chicago’s Civic Opera con¬tinues to crowd the calendar withrare lyric treats. The current week(Dec. 4 to 10) will be brought to'amelodious close with a special per¬formance of “Carmen” on Fridayevening (Dec. 9) with Mary Gardenin the name part, and a performanceof the spectacular Wolf-Ferrariopera, “Jewels of the Madonna” atpopular prices Saturday night.The seventh festive week of Chi¬cago’s most lavish lyric season willopen with the usual suburban specialmatinee on Sunday afternoon (Dec.11) with an all-star cast in the mosttuneful of operas, “Martha.’' EdithMason, Tito Schipa, Irene Pavloska,Virgilio Lazzari and Vittorio Trev-isan will have leading roles in whichthey have frequently won the plauditsof enthusiastic audiences, and Ro¬berto Moranzoni will conduct the tune¬ful, sparkling work.“Tosca” will be sung Monday even¬ing by the brilliant cast which gaveso exciting a performance of Puc¬cini’s tragedy at its one earlier hear¬ing of the winter. Claudia Muziowill be the Roman singer, CharlesHackett the painter-patriot and Van-ni-Marcoux will add his tense charac¬terization of the villainous policechief. Vittorio Trevisan will beheard as the sacristan, one of thisIn spite of the approaching exams,the social calendar is still crowded.Last week we unfortunately didn’tmention the dinner given at theSigma Nu house last Saturday. Mr.and Mrs. Carl Little chaperoned.For this week-end we have severaldances and one formal.Friday—The second production ofthe Dramatic Club series of play3will be given tonight in Mandel hall.The clubs and fraternities have takenblocks, which proves it is to be verysuccessful.Mr. and Mrs. John Logan, Mr. andMrs. Engle, and Mr. and Mrs.Howard Jones will chaperon the Betahouse dance. The general plan is acabaret party and there are manyinteresting and novel featuresplanned.The Phi Pi Phi’s are giving ahouse dance. From all reports, itwill be very successful. Mr. andMrs. Beardsle and Mr. and Mrs.Kercand will chaperon.The Phi Kappa Sigmas are plan¬ning to give a house dance tonightand have given in the names of Mr.and Mrs. Robert Brown as thechaperons.Saturday—The Acoths are plan¬ning to hold their fall formal at theDrake. Mr. and Mrs. Walton andMr. and Mrs. Michal will chaperonalready making itself felt evenaround on campus. With exams andterm papers still to be conquered,this may be viewed as a dangerousdistraction. Still, even college stu¬dents must have their moments ofrecreation. And the only way tosatisfy this Yuletide urge seems ,obe to go downtown and ease it bybuying a few Christmas things thatyou would really like to receive your¬self, and to inwardly pray that some¬one will somehow strike the samecombination for you.At this time of the season, wheneach person on campus is feeling likethe busiest individual in the world,there are two main difficulties in theway of Christmas shopping. First,there is the time difficulty. Therereally isn’t time enough to do halfthe things that simply must be done;and secondly, there is a decided limiton funds. A million dollars wouldprobably help most of us out aboutthis time o' the year, but there don’tseem to be many peope waitingaround to extend us this timely favor.The solution of the problem lies inmaking out a shopping list in one ofthese more inspired moments, and infilling it within as small a radius aspossible to avoid the tremendous expert comedian’s finest achievements.Giorgio Polacco will conduct and theopera will be followed by a ballet,danced by the entire terpsichoreancorps, with solos by Maria Yurievaand Vechslav Swoboda, CharlesLauwers conducting.The eagerly awaited revival ofDonizetti's “Linda di Chamounix” isthe Tuesday evening bill. Toti DalMonte will be Linda to the Carlo ofTito Schipa. Mme. Dal Monte is newto Chicagoans in this famous colora¬tura role; Mr. Schipa has sung inonly one previous performance of thework here. Lorna Doone Jackson,Maria Claessens, Vittorio Trevisan,Luigi Montesanto, Virgilio Lazzariand Lodovico Oliviero complete thecast for the brilliant work. RobertoMoranzoni will conduct.On Wednesday evening Mary Gar¬den will resume the title role of“Louise” after a conspicuous intervalof several seasons. The part has longbeen one of her most effective ones.Special interest attaches to Vanni-Maroux’s first appearance as theFather since his re-engagement withthe company. The Julien of Fern¬and Ansseau will also be a notableelement of the performance. MariaClaessens, as the Mother, and numer¬ous other singers ,as well as theballet, will take part In a production,to be conducted by Giorgio Polacco.and we feel sure that it will be good.Another party registered is theEsoteric fall formal. It is to begiven at the Fortnightly Club for theintroduction of the pledges.The Alpha Tau Omega pledges aregiving a dance for the actives. Theplans are still secret but an eventwill be a newly-formed quartet, stellarpart of the evening, however. Willthe D. U.’s have competition now?The Sigma Chi’s are giving theirfall house dance with Mr. and Mrs.Herron Young and Mrs. Wilbur Rob¬ison chaperoning.An advance notice of interest isthat the leaders of both the Wash¬ington Prom and the Military Ballhave been chosen. They will be an¬nounced in the Christmas issue ofThe Maroon, and there is much spec¬ulation as to who they will be. Theleaders of the Military Ball were notchosen until after the WashingtonProm so there would be no conflict.This honor is one of the most out¬standing means of social recognitionand it is with a great deal of interestthat we look forward to the comingexpose.Thursday evening Foster Hall gavea dinner as its annual formal Fac¬ulty dinner. It proved to be mostcharming for the plans had been welllaid.crowds. The large downtown storeshave offered further help. At Mar¬shall Field’s large sections of thestore have been turned over to theassembling of all the articles thatpeople might desire as Christmasgifts. The Gift Box on the secondfloor has especially been devoted toobjects d’arte and novelties thatmight pass unnoticed in the largersections. Besides filling the require¬ments of the shopping list these sug¬gest a number of new ideas for diffi¬cult f.iends—the people who “haveeverything” and those to whom youwould like to give something reallyindividual without spending theabove-mentioned million dollars.There is a great demand this yearfor a new sort of Christmas gift. In¬stead of the traditional necktie andhandkerchief, everyone is inwardlyreflecting upon types of gifts thatshow more imagination and that ex¬press something more than the obliga¬tion of giving. In anticipation ofthis very feeling retailers have madea real effort to find a means of satis¬faction. There are a hundred andone delightful and individual gifts ondisplay which are entirely new andwithin the means of everyone. Best SellersOn CampusBismark, by Emil LudwigAmerican Songbook, arranged byCarl SandburgThe Story of Philosophy, by WillDurantTrader Horn, by Aloysius HornNow We Are Six, by A. A. MilneThe Companiote Marriage, byJudge Ben LindseyAdam and Eve. by John ErskineGiants in the Earth, by RolvaagJalna, by Mazo de 1 aRocheBoy in the Wind, by George DillonDeath Comes for the Archbishop,by Willa CarterArt NotesJudging from attendance and cata¬logue sales, interest in the exhibitionof American Paintings and .Sculpturenow at the Art Institute is greaterthan for any previous year The ex¬hibition is sparkling in its appeal tothe visitor, for it contains good ex¬amples of the principal art move¬ments of the day. There are manycanvases of the so-called “Modern”School; there are others of the semi¬modern, and there are many of theolder kind, usually classed as “Aca¬demic.” Because so many are figurestudies, or portraits, the feeling thatthe galleries are alive with interest¬ing people impresses itself upon thevisitor. So many interesting char¬acters are seen looking out from thecanvases that one interested inhuman nature will find there a realmine of wealth which they may ex¬plore at leisure. The labor-knotted,heavily muscled hands and the grim,hard, defiant face of the “Old FarmHand,” by James Chapin, vies in in¬terest with the lovely features andexquisite personality of the youngwoman shown in the painting called“The Rose,” by Leslie Thompson. Themodem, highly colored “Still Life” ofArthur B. Carles shares the samegallery with Mrs. Oberteuffer’s deli¬cate “Still Life,” which is a paintingof such refinement of color that itseems to recall the odor of some subtleperfume. And so on. throughout thewhole exhibition, there is one contrastafter another, making a showing ofespecially brilliant canvases. In addi¬tion the exhibition of sculpture is saidto surpass in interest and noveltythat of any exhibition of re.*ent years.It will continue until December 18.* * *A group of four important Chineseceremonial bronzes has recently beenpresented to the Art Institute by MissKate Buckingham and has beenplaced in the Lucy Maud BuckinghamMemorial Collection. One piece is aYu, of the Chou dynasty, a fine piecewith a lid, and which is supposed tohave been used as a wine jar. TheChou Dynasty dates from 1122 to255 B. C. The second piece is abronze sacrificial vessel, a tall tripodcup of unusual design and crafts¬manship. It is the only one of itskind as far as is known, in the UnitedStates, and but one other is knownto exist, and that one is in Kobe,Japan. The third and fourth piecesare known as Yi, or sacrificial cups,similar in shape but differing some¬what in decoration. These cups arewell preserved though somewhat en¬crusted and are covered with a beau¬tiful green patina, which on somecups shades into a delicate blue. TheArt Institute feels justly proud ofpossessing such rare and splendidbronzes, enriching as they do thealready extensive collection of Chin¬ese art in the Buckingham Memorialroom.* * *The two hundred and wentysplendidly bound volumes containingthe English ‘Color prints, now onview at the Art Institute, will likelybe added to the permanent collec¬tions of the museum, as Mrs. JamesWard Thorne, who has spent severalyears in collecting them, has signifiedher intention of presenting them tothe Institute. They were printed inEngland between the years 1800 and1840. Thirty-eight of them arepainted with water colors in what istermed the fore-edge style. This con¬sists of spreading the book open andpainting a landscape or a scene onthe fore-edges of the pages. About BooksAnd PeopleBy Sterling NorthOccasionally a first volume appearsin which the poet has had criticalability enough to realize his capacityand his limitations. But it is seldomenough that one ever attains a con-sistancy of tone and discriminationof selection perfect enough to entirelyexclude his struggle for style andsome trace of his tedious labor toattain technique. That BerthaJames’ first volume Nine Dragons,does attain just that is perhaps alittle less remarkable when we re¬member how long she has been writ¬ing. Her first stuff appeared inPoetry at least seven or eight yearsago. Since that time she has ap¬peared in other periodicals andtwice captured the Fiske Prize hereat the University. It was in factthis fete of Bertha’s that lead thedonor to change the ruling and allowthe prize to be awarded only onceto the same person. Otherwise shemight have taken it four years in arow.That her gift is almost entirelyfor the lyrical and the descriptivedoes not belittle her accomplishment.So much extremely bad lyrical-de¬scriptive stuff has been done in thelast ten years that one hesitates toattempt it. But the attainment inthe case of Miss James can not bedenied. This is probably the laststand of a modern school that de¬serves to live. It was inauguratedby Amy Lowell, the mother of themall, who, as George Dillon so aptlyput it, “Was as bad as a good poetcan be.” And ever since it has beenproducing hot house flowers whospread their perfume on the highlyartificial air. That Miss James hasbeen able to use the same formula toproduce poems emotionally convincingis to her everlasting glory.As with Amy Lowell, many of herimpressions are Oriental or Orient¬ally inspired. The Nine Dragonsthemselves each might have beentranslated from the Chinese. For themost part the rest of her poetry isabout things we could see every dayif only we were more discerning.“Here and there a duck that goesHarrowing water with his toes.”I sometimes forget that we are inChicago. No, one would not see thatevery day here as they might whereI come from. This poem is typical:WIND AND WATERThe shadow of a leaf might blowUncertainly above a river,Or a gold twist of dust might goTrailing its shadow, blowing overWith little bright claw tracks thatfalterAnd suddenly run, as if it heardA bird call this invisible bird.If you don’t know Bertha it is be¬cause you are new on campus. Threeyears ago everyone knew Dan Richand Bertha James, that inevitablepair that took even the same classesand read from the same books. Theyare married now. Bertha is small,demure and aesthetic. Dan is larger,not so demure and more aesthetic.They ate a most interesting couple.At the present time she is writinga novel. Dan is editing the Art In¬stitute Bulletin. Their apartment isfaultlessly early American. Thechina closet has a shining array ofWillow-ware Lustre-ware and pewter.They are to be seen together almostas often as when they were in school.Each corroborates the other’s point ofview with unfailing certainty. Hereis at least one piece of evidence thattwo artistically inclined people canlive together despite temperament inthe greatest happiness.HENRY FORDPREFERSBeautiful as fine gold. Dur¬able as good ateel.Plaza 2261A. RUNEMAN6712 Stoney Island Ave.WHAT'S DOING ON CAMPUSON CHRISTMAS SHOPPINGSomehow the Christmas spirit is1 -Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1927NORGRENITES READYFOR MONMOUTH TILT(Continued from page 3)Coach Norgren want sto see how themen will stand up under fire. Murphy,who has been troubled with a bad leg,and McDonough, who is still sufferingfrom a cold, will both probably see ac¬tion at the guard positions. Cassel willprobably relieve Freeman at center la¬ter in the gamt. Tht starting forwardswill be replaced by Farwell and Mes-kamen,As a whole, the squad seems to bein good condition for the fray andshould play a very fine brand of bas¬ketball. Offic /a l CollegeFRATERNITYcJewelryBadges-Rings-NovettiesWAWEN PIPER ZlCO31 N. STATE ST.Only 18 Days Until Christina!J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708Everything From theOrientat5644 Harper AvenueWe are wholesalers and there¬fore you benefit by our cheapprices.Bolotin’s Oriental GiftsTel. Hyde Park 9448Meet Your Friendsevery night (except Sundays)atThe DRAKE SUPPERDANCEDancing week nights in theNewly Decorated Room(Informal)to the enchanting strains ofBOBBY MEEKERAND HISDRAKE ORCHESTRASaturdays Formal FridayMain Dining Room Collegiate NightDirection, GLADYS ANDESSuperior 2200. • . and here are just theskates to wear .... Theperfect fit and correct bal¬ance make skating a pleas¬ure. You’ll be proud of thesefine tubular skates attachedto shoes. Sizes for everyone,fix: every kind of skating.VAn' fcffk—ffnaiTiifii mini fill l~iFLASH Ote. 1€E KIMSSend for this Free‘Book on Skatmg Tht Choic* ofChampionsftr tale by Leading Sporting Goods, Hardware and Department Stores !! STUDENTS !!If you want a home cookedmeal like mothers—call atThe Myrtle Tea Room6154 Ellis Ave.I do my own cooking and bakemy own pies, pastries and Do¬nuts.Mrs. Myrtle Y&rnell, Prop. •ERNST-ROEHllV•5609 -mRPLR-AVE-•phone •• nyDE>pflRfV52a2-mist photographerUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty A Campus Representative of wideacquaintance and popularity issought by an organization special¬izing in the apparel requirements ofCollege men. Write with full de¬tails to Daily Maroon, University ofChicago, care of Faculty Exchange.PIANO JAZZ — MODERN HARMONYBe in demand. Let us show the way to popularity.THE RICH STUDIOSOffer an unfailing Method——Quick and Easy6725 Stony Island. Loop StudioFairfax 9589 Evening Apts. Made. Wabash 7188 Edgeworthsmokingis a partof collegeeducationlFormer Chicago trackstar trade assistant coach. CfjeS a §oon Maroons to try two-teamgrid plan next year.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1927A. T. 0., ENGLEWOOD WIN M SWIMCARNIVAL HONORS, PHI GAMS SECOND;LOCKWOOD IS MEET’S HIGH SCORERHigh School Relay Brings Capacity Crowd To Feet;Varsity Defeats Frosh In ExhibitionWater Polo GameAlpha Tau Omega won the I-Mchampionship while Englewood snaredthe invitational high school relay racein the fourth annual intra-mural swim¬ming carnival before a capacity crowdin Bartlett Gym last night. Lockwood,of A. T. O., was the high scorer, win¬ning the 40 and 100 yard free styleraces and swimming in the champion¬ship relay team.Senn So CloseThe high school six man relay racewas exciting and the close finishbrought the roaring stands to theirfeet. The winner was undecided untilthe last Englewood man finished withthe Senn anchor man right at his feet.Tilden, Hyde Park, and Lindblom fin¬ished in the order named. Many ofthe rooters accompanied the prepteams and the good natured rivalrywhich existed between the schools washighly entertaining.Alpha Tau Omega just nosed outPhi Gamma Delta hv a score of 14to 1$ for the gold plaque symbolic offirst placo. Phi Sigma Delta andthe “Macs” tied for third place, withTau Delta Phi garnering fourth place.The intra-mural relay race washandily captured by A. T. O. 1 min¬ute and 35 seconds. Tau Delta Phi,Phi Gamma Delta, and Phi SigmaDelta, finishing in the order named.Engler WinsEngJer, Phi Sigma Delta, triumphedin the 100 vard breast stroke in the 1 minute and 24 and three-fifths sec¬onds.MacNeille, Lauman, Solomon, Sil-verstein and Lauman, placed in the or¬der named, Spence, last year’s win¬ner, negotiated the same distance in1 minute and 22 seconds in 1026.Lockwood splashed to a victory inthe 40 yard free style in 20:7 seconds,just 3 seconds behind Hough who wonlast year. Janes, Brislen, Jacobson andMoore, took second, third, fourth andfifth places, respectively.Van Dvpe by his beautiful formcopped first place in the fancy diving.Myers, Wilson, Beardsley and Moore,closely trailed the victor.Janes Breaks RecordJanes of the Macs broke the 220yard free style record in the fast timeof 2.41 and nine-tenths seconds. Thislowered the mark hung up by Houghof Chi Psi last year by almost eiglitseconds. Tucker. Zzold, Barnett andStewart, finished in the order named.Tucker nosed out Brislein in the 60yard backstroke for first place, hangingup a time of :40.3 seconds, almost asecond a half behind last year’s mark.Lockwood hung up a new record inwinning the most thrilling race of theevening, the 100 yard free style, in:59.2 seconds. This lowered last year’smark of 1:04.4 made by Ettleson. Jac¬obson and Zzold took second and thirdplaces respectively. Mich. Hockey TeamOut To Keep TitleThe 1928 Michigan hockey teamwill be formed around a nucleusof the four lettermen left from thesextet which tied with Minnesotalast year for the Conference title.Jones, captain of the 1926 squadand Roach have received two let¬ters in the winter sport whileManey and Copeland will starttheir second year of Varsity com¬petition this year.INTERCLASS TRACKMEN MAKE FASTTIME IN TRYOUTIn the second and last day of thefirst Inter-class meet of the season,the 2 mile, 660 yard, and 50 yard runs,and the low hurdles were run off. Inthe fifty yard dash, because of thelarge number of entries, twenty, it wasnecessary to run four * .Juts and thenhave semi-final elinr'nu. ions.The results in this run were as fol¬lows: East. Valentin**, Collier, Hibben,Xebel. East, the winner ran the dis¬tance in the fast time of 5 and 3-5 sec¬onds. He hold the individual cham¬pionship of the meet, having won twofirsts and one second place.The results of the other runs wereas follows: 2 mile: Jackson, 10:45 3-5,Brainard, Pinkowitz, Ridge, Fuchs,and Goldman: 660 yards: Nrist,1:29 1-5, Livingston, Wolff, Peterson,Tobin, Mayer. 50 yard hurdles: Hib¬ben. 63-5, Norherg, Collier, Nebel,and Goldbuss.Another similar meet will be heldnext Wednesday and Thursday tobring out materia! that was overlook¬ed this time.WOODWORTH’S XMASGIFT SUGGESTIONSTypewritersPortablesAndStandardMachinesColorsYou Will Like$29.50—up Roy-CroftHandHammererBronzeWorkIn AllSorts ofUsefulArticles50c—$7.50. 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The Chicago director has al¬ready scheduled a game with LakeForest College on Oct. 6, to be play¬ed as a part of a double-header, theWyoming-Chicago varsity game be¬ing the other. Another game for Sept.29, when *he Maroons play South Car¬olina, is being sought.“I have been in favor of the ideaof havir,g two football teams,” saidStagg last winter, “but it is impossiblefor Chicago to attempt the experimenton the scale which is possible at suchlarge institutions as Michigan or Illi¬nois. Our squad at its largest has notrun over forty-five men, where squadsof 250 are not uncommon at many ofthe bigger schools.“After the conference season gets Kutsch To ReturnTo Hawkeye Eleven“Cowboy” Kutsch, former Uni¬versity of Iowa star halfback, mayreturn to the Hawkeye college. Headmitted today that he was seri¬ously considering such a move, atthe instance of friends and alumniof the institution.Kutsch left Iowa a year ago af¬ter a series of escapades. Duringthe past season Kutsch was amember of the Olympic Club foot¬ball team. APPOINT MERRIAMNEW TRACK COACHunder way we will need all of ourlimited number of men for the varsity.But by playing a second team in atleast the first two Saturdays of theseason, we will be able to give menwho may not be ready for the varsitycompetition. It may be also that thefact we are trying the experiment in alimited way will attract more men tothe football squad, and enable an ex¬pansion of the second team’s efforts. Maron Track LuminaryFor Three YearsNed Merriam, former Maroon trackstar and member of the AmericanOlympic team, has been appointed as¬sistant track coach at the Universityof Chicago. Director A. A. Stagg an¬nounced yesterday. Stagg is headcoach of track.Merriam competed for the Maroonsin 1906, 1907, and 1908, winning theconference quarter mile all three yearsand the 220-yard low hurdles in 1907-8. He was a member of the AmericanOlympic team which competed in Lon¬don in 1908. Stagg then recommendedhim as track coach at Ames, wherehe was from 1909 to 1923, achievinggreat success.The comedians haven’t exactlylaughed these offHarolb Lloyd, Ed Wynn, and the other shcll-rimmed fun-makers have put “horn-rimmed"spectacles in their proper place, which is eitheron the stage—or in the library, study or office.They are distinctly not for street wear or socialuse. Men who wish to avoid conspicuousnessin eye-wear as much as in clothes, prefer thenew White Gold spectacles, which are equallydurable and much more becoming. 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