Students take partin Vodvil.Vol. 28. No. 37. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, DECEMBER I, 1927 Price Five CentsFOOTBAL ; 'IS GIVEN ImNERBY BUSINESS MENSpeeches Are FollowedBy aVudeville ShowBy StudentsThe letter winners of this year’sfootball squad were given a banquetlast night by the 55th Street BusinessMen’s Association at Hotel Winder-mere. Ken Rouse, the ex-captain, in¬troduced the captain-elect, SaulWeislow, who then introduced themembers of the squad to those at¬tending the banquet.Coach Stage TalksAfter the dinner, short talks weregiven by Coach Stagg and some ofthe business men of the association.The “Old Man” discussed this year’steam and outlined briefly the pros¬pects for next year.Vaudeville BillFollowing these talks, a vaudevillebill was provided for the entertain¬ment of the guests. Joe Barron andMarvin Hintz were in charge of theprogram which included specialtynumbers by Rudy Coles, Dick Par¬ker, Hank Pallman, Joe Barron, Mar¬vin Hintz, Fred von Ammon andShorty McRoy. These entertainersare all well known for their perform¬ances in Blackfriars and other cam¬pus shows. Bill Hahn’s College Cfcewfurnished music for the evening. Friars Show BooksDue Jan. 2—AbbotBooks for the 1928 Blackfriarsshow must be finished by January2, Abbot Ted Lockard announcedyesterday. Authors . wishing . tosubmit .manuscripts .must .havethem in the hands of the Abbot bythat date, or they will not be con¬sidered by the judging commit¬tee.The manuscripts should be sentnto Blackfriars, Faculty Exchangebox 286. The closing date of theiracceptance is the first day of Win¬ter Quarter, the time having beenextended through the holiday per-ior in order that the authors mayhave the opportunity of polishingtheir attempts during the vacation.. .Judges for the show include theAbbot, James Weber Linn, PercyHolmes Boynton and the director. War Bound to Continuer—Bradley;Escape from Monotony—LasswellSENIORS MAY USENEW COATS SOONClass Council ConsidersRed ‘Blazers’Grail CandidatesMeet to DiscussPlans for YearCandidate sfor the order of Grailmet last night at 7:30 in the Rey¬nolds to discuss plans for the year.This group according to Milton Mc¬Lain, executive secretary of the Y.M. C. A. has been organized for thepurpose of raising the ideals andstimulating the religious thought ofthe University. . ,« ... , , ..Candidate, are: Allen, Appel, Ar-1 booth will be under the managementdrey, Bastian, Baumgartner, Ben- j George Dygert.Red “blazer” coats for seniors onThursday.Such was the plan outlined by theSenior class council in its meetingyesterday noon to carry on the tra¬dition of making Thursday the Se¬nior Class day. Charles Harris show¬ed a sample coat to the council which“met with its approval in style anddesign but the price, $7.50, was de¬cided to be too high for the averagesenior to expend. If a lower pricecan be secured the council will prob¬ably approve of the coat, accordingto Kenneth Rouse, president of theclass.New Coats SoonLast year the class adopted thecane and swaggered about with thiseach Thursday afternoon. In keep¬ing with precedent it was decided tochange the emblem; as a result thecanes that have been saved up forthis occasion will be of no valueIt was also decided to sell peanutsand pop at the Senior booth on Set¬tlement night, next Saturday. The “To outlaw war we must first dis¬arm it in the minds of the people andthe nations,” argued Dr. PrestonBradley in a symposium on “The Out¬lawry of War” with Dr. Harold Lass-well in Harper Assembly yester¬day afternoon. “With nations or peo¬ples warring against war, it is boundto continue.”“People like war as an escape frommonotony,” stated Lasswell, in his ar¬gument. “Why all this excitementabout war anyway? There is not asmuch blood shed in war as there isin the daily acts of life. For eachpiece of coal we burn, there has beena drop of blood shed, and it is thesame in all articles we use in every¬day life.”International Court NeededBradley is more in favor of warthan Lasswell, but both were opposedto war. He showed that to outlawwar, the legality of war must be putoutside. There should be an interna¬tional court, backed by all the na¬tions and given power and authority.Nations would bring their disputesbefore this court and have them set¬tled.The league of nations is all right,but it is not given any power. Notuntil war is made illegal, as duellingin this country, and crime and mur¬der in all the countries, and there isa court to inforce the infraction ofsema, Bonner, Bowers, Bradshaw,Callaghan, Cohee, L. Cohen, Colwell,Conway, Corbett, Crane, Espenshade,Genius, Gitsham, Grimshaw, Hardin,Harris, Henkle, Howard, Hughes,Hutchinson, Kolderup, Lelewer,Lloyd, Mathias, Mayer, Merrill, Mau-ermann, Maxant, Moore, McCandless,Metcalf, Poliak, Ray, Rogers, L.Smith, Straus, Templi, Towsley,Trowbridge, Woodruff and Zimont.Ida Noyes AuxiliaryHolds Second OpenHouse Tea SundayWomen living at Foster, Green¬wood and Beecher halls and at theFrench house have been invited toattend the second open meeting ofthe Advisory Council of Ida Noyeshall, to be held Sunday from 4 to6.30.The first open meeting was heldon November 20, at which time theresidents of the various women’shalls were conducted on a tourthrough Ida Noyes hall. The privil¬eges to which women are entitled inthe use of the building were also ex¬plained by the council. At the next meeting of the council,which is expected to be held in thenear future, the question of the classdance is expected to be decided.BROKEN FAN FIRESPRESS BUILDING;ENGINES RESPONSEPress Building was threatened withfire yesterday afternoon when a ven¬tilating fan burned out, heating thepipes dangerously and causing quan¬tities of smoke to pour out of thewindows on the fourth floor.The event caused quite a bit ofexcitement. Two wagons of the firedepartment dashed up and the fire¬men, armed with helmets, axes, poles,and chemicals tore up the fourthfloor. When they arrived, however,the fire had already been subduedby an extinguisher. Religion SubjectOf Gilkey’s Talk“Religion is not a theory but away of life,” said the Reverend Dr.Charles W. Gilkey in his speech on“My Philosophy of Life” in JosephBond chapel last evening at 7. KyleAnderson presided at the meeting.“A life philosophy is not chieflya question of the facts we know. Itis largely a question of the purposeswe pursue, the direction we give toour lives.”Faith in PhilosophyDr. Gilkey emphasized the import¬ance of forming some life philosophyto serve as a guide in action. It isnot enough, he maintained, to spendone’s life collecting facts, the ma¬terials from which a philosophymight be made. “The world remainssupremely a place to live in—and willnot give us time to perfect our phil¬osophy before we act.”In discussing faith as a part of aphilosophy of life, Dr. Gilkey statedthat he does not believe in the defin¬ition of faith which states that faithis “believing in something you knowisn’t so.” “As soon as I find a factisn’t so, out it goes of my philos¬ophy.” this illegal act, will there be a worldpeace, he continued.Bradley is in favor of the peacepropositions of Borah and Levison:while Lasswell is opposed to themon the grounds of impracticabilityand uselessness as international solu¬tions. “They are all right as local so¬lutions to the problem but they arenot t for solutions of world affairs,”Lasswell argued.No Discussion Held“Do not criticize war but theproblem of eliminating the aggres¬sion of war. A scheme is needed tocreate a vested interest in worldpeace. To do this there must be in¬ternational organization. It cannot besolved by any specific schemes likethose of Borah and Levison. As soonas we have this international criter¬ion, we will have world peace.”War Bound to Continue—BradleyThis debate is the culmination ofmuch international controversy overthe possibility of the eradication ofwar. League of Nations, WorldCourt and International Associationsare evidences of these efforts. Someclaim that it is not so good to elim¬inate war, like Prof. Lasswell thesociologists assume that war is a re¬lief from the monotony and in a way Lemon’s BoomerangThrills StudentsEveryone agree* that ProfessorLemon of the Physics departmentflings a wicked boomerang.A large gallery of students werekept busy dodging, yesterday atneon, the barrel-top-like projec¬tiles which were cast into the airin front of Ryerson Physical Lab¬oratory. The frantic dodging oc¬curred whenever one of them de¬cided to swoop down in a group ofamused watchers.“On a past occasion,” declaredProfessor Lemon, who was incharge of activities, “one of themchased a frightened studentaround a tree.”Contrary to opinion, the exer¬cise was not conducted for pur¬poses of amusement, but to dem¬onstrate a principle to a physicsclass. CAMPUS TALENTON SETTLEMENTV0DVIL_SH0WClubs and BlackfriarsAid DramaticAssociationSEND RELEGATESTO CONFERENCEStudents to DiscussMissionary WorkTwenty-eight students from theUniversity will meet representativesof many other schools in the Unitedof releasing the excess pugnacity of I States and Canada at a conferencea nation.Dr. Lasswell was a delegate to aninternational conference immediatelyfollowing the war. He has been anassistant professor in the PoliticalScience department of the Univer¬sity. Dr. Bradley has‘long been aspeaker of repute.ihe speakers were introduced byDean Boucher to a large audience.There was no discussion as beforeplanned because of the lack of time.Display BudgetsFor Clothing ofBusiness WomanSOCIAL WORKER TOSPEAK OVER WMAQCounselors MeetAt Noon TuesdayThe Federation of UpperclassCounselors will meet Tuesday at12,;45 in the alumni room of IdaNoyes hall in accordance with theircustom to meet on the first Tuesdayof every month.The counselor system in othercolleges will be discussed and plansfor the luncheon to be held at thebeginning of winter quarter will bemade. Mary E. McDowell, well knownChicago social worker, will lecturetonight at 7 on “The University ofChicago Settlement.” The talk willbe broadcast by WMAQ, from Mit¬chell Tower.Miss McDowell held the position ofCommissioner of Public Welfare dur¬ing the administration of Mayor De-ver, and has been head resident ofthe University Settlement since itwas founded in 1894.Her talk will be general, coveringall settlement and social work. Shewill use the locality back of theyards as a specific example, brieflyoutlining its history and reminiscingupon incidents she thinks will be ofhuman appeal. Cap and Gown PrizeContest Announced;Closes December 15Cap and Gown prize contest opento all fraternities and clubs is an¬nounced by John Crowell, businessmanager. The Cap and Gown is of¬fering a free copy to any club orfraternity whose members sell tencopies within the organization. Thefree book will have the name of theorganization printed on the cover ingold letters.Several clubs and fraternities havereported good sales, but none, as yet,have sold the ten copies necessary.The contest for this quarter closesDecember 15.Green Cappers ToClaim Pins TodayAll Green Cappers who have notreceived their pins are asked to seeBucky Harris today or tomorrow atnoon at the Phi Psi house. This is thelast chance they will have to pur¬chase pins, and all those who do notget their pins at this time will bedropped from the club. Twelve different clothing budgetsfor business women on a solary ofapproximately $1800 a year havebeen worked out in detail by stu¬dents in “Costume Design.” Thesebudgets, in the form of charts, willbe part of the display given duringthe Conference on the Problems ofthe Household Buyer, which will beheld tomorrow and Saturday in IdaNoyes hall, under the direction ofthe Home Economics department.The budgets, which include illus¬trations of each item, price quota¬tions, and place of purchase, will beon exhibit Saturday morning on thethird floor of Ida Noyes hall.Exhibit MenusAnother disploy will be that of amenu for a thrifty wife who feeds a150 pound husband at a cost of fifty-one cents a day. This will be con¬trasted to a wife who spend $1.26for aproximately the same menu.The cheaper menu while effecting asavings of $273 a year includes nutri¬tive and tasty fods which are boughtin large quantities. on missionary work to be held inDetroit December 28 to January 1.Undergraduate and graduate stu¬dents, interested in the teachings ofJesus or in missionary work havebeen requested to register in the Y.M. or Y. W. C. A. offices. Of allthose signed up twenty-eight will bechosen to attend the conference, ac¬cording to Franklin Chamber Mc¬Lean, head of the Y., who is incharge of the conference represen¬tatives here.4,000 to AttendIt is expected that over four thou¬sand students will attend the confer¬ence which is being sponsored by theStudent Volunteer movement, a fel¬lowship of college students planningto enter the foreign Christian service.Anounce ProgramMissionaries from all over theworld will be the speakers at the con¬vention. Open discussions for thestudents will be held. Teas, informaldinners and dramativ performanceshave also been planned so that thestudents may become better acquaint¬ed.M. S. DEPARTMENTAIDS DRAMATISTSIN SHAW’S PLAYALFREDO SAN MALOTO PLAY IN MANDELAlfredo San Malo, noted violinist,will give a concert next Tuesday,December 6 in Leon Mandel hall.This musical presentation is underthe auspices of the University or¬chestral association.San Malo is an unusual artistwho has had his education abroad inFrance and Germany. His parentswere both violinists so the art wasborn in him. In 1916 he was admit¬ted to the Paris Conservatoire as aforeign student, a honor bestowed ononly two foreign students each year.At the age of 17 the coveted Premier'Pr:x was awarded him as a student atonncorvutory The Military Science department isthe latest recruit to the productioncast of Shaw’s “Caesar and Cleopat¬ra” to be presented by the dramaticassociation December 9 in Mandelhall.Eight officers of the departmentwere selected by Captain J. D. Mat¬hews to play Cleopatra’s Egyptiansoldiers. At present there are morethan forty members in the cast. Theart department is cooperating withProfessor Cartwright of the Orientalinstitute to work out the details ofthe Roman and Egyptian costumes tobe used in the play, and to insureauthenticity of the production.The dramatic association is enabl¬ed to produce Shaw’s Caesar andCleopatra in Chicago through a spe¬cial arrangement with the TheatreGuild of New York.Last Tea Dance tobe Held at Phi PsiThe final Settlement Night teadance will be held tomorrow from4 to 6 at the Phi Kappa Psi house.This party will culminate the seriesof dances, the proceeds of which gotoward the settlement fund.Music will be furnished by an or¬chestra consisting mainly of Phi Psimen and during the afternoon re¬freshments will he served In an attempt to assemble the besttalent on campus for the SettlementNight Program to be given Saturdayevening in Mandel Hall, the Drama¬tic Association has drawn perform¬ers from every possible source. Threegirls’ clubs, Blackfriars’ stars andnewspaper men are on the list. Un¬der the direction of Russell Whitney,treasurer of the Dramatic Associa¬tion and business manager of Gar¬goyles and Frances Kendall, presi¬dent of the Mirror, a vaudeville showhas been organized, they hope, toplease every taste. There will be act¬ing, dancing, music, both classicaland popular, clowning and gymnas¬tics.Esoterics Coached By AlumnaThe Esoteric stunt is being coach¬ed by an alumna of the University,Lois Russell, who was prominent indramatics on campus. Nearly everyactive member of Esoteric will takepart in the spectacular number,which presents the dreams of a smallgirl. The Mortar board stunt is alsobeing directed by a former studentof the University, Janet Good, whoseactivities on campus were devoted tothe Mirror. This number will be fea¬tured by dancing. The third girls’club, Pi Delta Phi, will give imper¬sonations of school girls, their dressand habits, from the days of grand¬ma.Fred von Ammon, the popular mu¬sician will render selections on thepiano and also on his famed accor¬dion. “Rudy” Coles will sing and“Hank” Paulman will dance. Theacts of these three Blackfriars’ sat¬ellites will be especially adapted toSettlement Night.Gym Team ExhibitsThe gym team, coached by DanHoffer, will have two acts, one will bean exhibition on horizontal bars andthe other on parallel bars. A spe¬cialty number will be Coach Hoffer’sindividual contribution. A quartette,conducted by Josef Hoffstaedter, pi¬anist, will play semi-classical selec¬tions. The four pieces are harp, cello,violin and piano.Florence Stuart and Dexter Mas¬ters’ number will be a vaudeville skitoriginally featured by Marie Cahill,the vaudeville artist.The performance begins at 7:30and will last three hours accordingto schedule. This entertainment willculminate the quarter’s activities forthe benefit of the University Settle¬ment Fund. “We hope that this per¬formance will eclipse any of the for¬mer ones,” says Russell Whitney.“Each year has seen ashow that outdid the others in colorand splendor; and we feel sure thatwith the splendid cooperation that isforthcoming by the clubs and frat¬ernities in managing the booths thatwe can keep up with orecedent.”NEED SALESWOMENFOR Y- W. BAZAARThe annual Y. W. C. A. bazaar, di¬rected by Margaret Pringle, will beheld Friday, December 9 from 5 to 9on the second floor of Ida Noyes hall.The social committee will serve lun¬cheon and tea to the shoppers.Dainty handkerchiefs, painted bookshelves, fat pillows and other articlesappealing to the feminine eye will beon sale in the Y. W. room. AgnesKerr will be in charge of the candybooth in the Alumnae room.Donations from clubs and commit¬tees must be handed to either BettyTaylor or Marjorie Williamson bynext Thursday noon. Women whowish to sell at-either of the boothshave been asked to sign up at theY. W. C. A. office or to see MaryA hhri+fit1 •/ THB OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOEntered me second-class mail at the Chicago Poatoffice. Chicago. Illinois. March 1$. 1906,•nder the act of March a. 1873,The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingla this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: .Editorial Office, Midway 0600, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Offi ce, Local 80, 2 ringsAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES l HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTSattg JRanumFOUNDED IN 1961Aca, _ . . . .... . _ .quarters fey the Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rate# 63.00 per year; byper year extra. Single copies, five centa each.HALLMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StuffMilton S. Mayer — News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters ..—.Hay Editor.Louis- Engel .. . Day DdiforEdwin Levin Bwf EditorGeorge Gruskin ............. Whistle editorMargaret Deantrriet Harrisry BowenElizabeth TaylorRaxalfnd Green „™Harriet HathawayA Mean Gi bboney .... Junior EditorJunior Editor...Literary EditorSociety EditorSophomore Editor—.Sophomore Editor.... Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stem Sports EditorVictor Roterus , Sports EditorHenry Fisher ....Sport AssistantElmer Friedman . Sport AssistantEnanimrette Dawson Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher* --.AfeartWn* ManagerRobert Klein Advertising M«n*feerHubert Lovewell ___ —— AuditorJack MoDrady ....„.,w,,„m.Circulition ManagferWallace Nelson. .....Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock — Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker....Ass*t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks , .......Local RepresentativeSidney Hess ..— Circulation AssistantJames Rutter —Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman.„—,—.—... Circulation AssistantAngus Hortqn Circulation AfegpMMtStanley Dicker., Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORMstudent initiative in undergraduaet ou-1. Encouragementtivity and scholarship . t2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof u Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4 Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-townstudents.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission. . (.§ <(6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lecture's.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate. Yn8. Improvement of the Year Bosk. f9. Abolition of E-ll and establishment of group libraries,10. One Sophomore Honor Society.THE LIBRARY SITUATIONMR. J. C. M, HANSON, Acting Director of the UniversityLibraries, has taken a sufficient interest in The Dally Ma¬roon’s campaign for better library accomodations for the under¬graduate (involving the abolition of E-ll and the establishmentof group libraries) to express his, the administrative, point ofview in a letter printed in this column Tuesday, The Daily Ma¬roon undertakes, insofar as it is able, and on theoretical groundsto answer Mr, Hanson’s letter point for point.“I. Present Conditions. It is useless to discuss at this timea situation which requires the University Library to operate areserved book room containing 16,000 volumes in a space nothalf of that provided in certain other libraries for 6,000-8,000volumes,” That is Mr. Hanson’s first point. The Daily Maroon’srecommendation is that, in lieu of accomodations for separategroup libraries at the present time, the reading room in HarperLibrary be transformed into a reseved book room. Shelves couldbe placed on the tables and cases extended into the center aisles,thereby increasing the capacity of the room by at least one-fourth.The present collection on the shelves of the reading room is rarelyused in undergraduate work and should be moved to the stacks.Instructors have been abusing the privilege of reserving booksby reserving a bibiography which is unnecessary or just supple-mentarily necessary. The instructors could be prevailed uponto cut their lists and thereby materially lessen the number of re¬served books. With these theories applied, The Daily Maroon be¬lieves that such a reserved book room could be realized to theconvenience and accomodation of the undergraduate body.That is Point 1.Points 2, 8, and 4 of Mr. Hanson's letter deal in general \yiththe duplication of copies and the book funds at the disposal ofthe University Library, Mr. Hanson reiterates the general ruleof the Executive Committee of the Library Board that not morethan five copies of a single book should be paid for out of thegeneral appropriation for books. Mr, Hanson goes on to say thatif more than five copies are needed they can be provided for in the'following ways: a. Director, In consultation with Executive Com¬mittee, may authorize purchase of more than five copies; b. RentalLibrary will order the necessary number; c. a department of in¬struction may purchase copies on departmental funds; d. classesmay purchase books for cooperative use. Now these four chan¬nels, it seems reasonable to think, would take care of the demand,but either these channels are not sufficiently used or they will nottake care of the demand, for the demand is in most cases deplor¬ably unsatisfied.Mr. Hanson’s point that the book funds are not sufficient forproper duplication of books is more than sound, and is a matterwith which we can do nothing but put our faith in the Lord andthe Trustees. 14 $%,Again we are genuinely thankful for Mr, Hanson’s IHe tells us that the situation is being studied and thatis not far off.W flff i t* GLEN E D E N yHOTIL**A Hotel Truly a Home”Special rates to students.We have combined the Service and Convenience of a goodHotel with the privacy and comfort of a home.I. C. transportationtwoblocks from Hotel.STUDENTS WELCOMEPhone Fairfax 7700 G. H. LAWTON, Mer.PATRONIZE DAILY MAROON ADVERTISERS HARMONYBe in demand. 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J(«. : . {fed* f. 4 , y ,i JKII-J Coaches gather in Chi¬cago for conference. arfjtS Will draw up schedulesfor all sports except foot¬ball.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1927FENCING AND GYMSQUADS PRACTICEMeets To Be ScheduledSaturdayBoth the gymnastic and fencingsquads have been practicing faith¬fully every day in preparation forcoming meets. The teams are intactas yet, no injuries having been re¬ported. Although the coaches haveseveral non-conference meets plannedno conference meets have been sched¬uled. However these will be arrangedat the Big Ten coaches meeting onSaturday in this city.Gymnasts Are VetsWith four undividual champions oflast year’s conference meet, CoachHoffer is concentrating his efforts onthe new men in order to present astrong team. These new men areMezies, Sherubel, Watson, Neubauer,and Weaver. Besides these men thereare Captain Flexner, ex-captain Dav¬idson and Shorty McRoy of lastyear’s championship team as a neu-cleus.Fencers Seek Kraft TrophyThe fencing squad, while waitingfor the conference meets to be sched¬uled, is looking forward to the bigmeet of the Illinois Fencers Leaguein April. Individual men will be en¬tered in the foil, duelling sword andsabre competition. Also a three manteam will be entered in competitionfor the Kraft trophy. To obtain per¬manent possession of this cup a teammust win it three times. The Univer¬sity of Chicago teams have won itfor the past two years.In conference competition, Chi¬cago expects the Ohio State and Il¬linois teams to be their chief foes.Purdue and Wisconsin are uncertainfactors. The final conference meetwill be held in early March in Bart¬lett gymnasium where individualchampions in the three weapons aswell as team champions will be deter¬mined.©•\khmjri QjLhXJuilA-.TOWIR™Ilf Ft BB^blackstomeV I P.AA-CONT INUOUS’IIRA\!5 — Big Vaudeville Acta -— 5andLATEST FEATUREPHOTOPLAYS PSI U’s IN FINALS;PHI DELTS DOWN PHIPl’a IN SEMI-FINALSClose scores and much fight fea¬tured two thrilling semi-final touch-ball games played yesterday. The PsiU’s bested the D. U. delegation andwon their way into the finals and thePhi Delt’s eliminated Phi Pi Phi fromthe running by taking a 6 to 0 bat¬tle.P.i U. 6; D. U. 0By virtue of McDowell’s intercept¬ing a pass in the last minute of playand running thirty yards to score,the Psi U aggregation although out¬played most of the time, won its wayinto the finals of the touchball cham¬pionship.Phi Delt’s 6; Phi Pi’s 0The Phi Delt’s continued theirchampionship drive by downing thePhi Pi’s play by a lone touchdown.Allisson starred for the victors andmade the score. The Phi Delts out¬played their opponents at all times.Today the Phi Psi’s and Phi Deltswill battle to see which team willface Psi U in the finals. The tilt todecide the title will be played to¬morrow if possible.Ninety Frosh OutFor Harvard TrackThe winter track season at Harv¬ard is already well on its way. Atthe Cambridge school there are nine¬ty candidates for the Freshman teamand the usual number of candidatesfor the Varsity. The number ofFreshman enrolled sets a record forHarvard and is far larger numberthan ever reported at Chicago.Harvard will have ample facilitiesto accommodate all of these men asthey have two new tracks in thebaseball cage and an outdoor track.Coach E. L. Farrell has charge of therunning teams this season. Annual Coaches Conference To BeHeld December Second, ThirdThe annual coaches conference willbe held December 2 and 3 at theSherman Hotel. The Conference isa yearly event, but this is the firstyear that football is not to be consid¬ered. It was decided to hold thefootball meeting in the spring whilethe other sports will arrange theirnext year’s schedules this week-end.One of the principal matters whichwill come under discussion is the sizeof the bands that the Big Tenschool will be permitted to use. Thereis a regulation at the present timelimiting the size of bands to eightypieces, but it was so flagrantly vio?lated during the past football seasonthat many of the coaches feel thatnew restrictions should be made. Theoutstanding violation was committedby Illinois which took a 250 pieceband to the Northwestern game.Another very vital subject to comeunder discussion will be scalping.The various ticket managers are go¬to consider all possible schemes tocombat this evil. The other depart¬ments will just consider the custom¬ary business of framing schedulesand making regulations.The schedule for the conference isas follows:Friday, November 2—9:00 A. M.Athletic Directors MeetingTrack Coaches, Schedule MeetingTicket Managers MeetingBasket Ball Coaches ConferenceWrestling and Gymnastic CoachesSchedule Meeting Friday, 10:00 A. M.Managers of Inter-Mural ActivitiesFriday, NoonLuncheon of Athletic Directors andSecretaries of State High SchoolAthletic AssociationsFriday, 1:30Athletic Directors MeetingBaseball Coaches MeetingSwimming Coaches Schedule meet¬ingFriday, Evening .Dinner of the Chicago Common¬wealth Club at the Palmer HouseFaculty Representatives Meetingat the University ClubSaturday, December 3, 9:00 a. m.Athletic Directors MeetingHockey Coaches MeetingRadio Lecture: “The Rise of Chris¬tianity.” Professor Shirley JacksonCase. 8. Station WMAQ.The Women’s Speakers club. 7. IdaNoyes hall.New Price CutWEEK NIGHT BARGAIN PRICESlOOO 2000BALCONY SEATS MAIN FLOOR SEATS35< 5>0< WITCHKITCHINN6325 Woodlawn Ave.GOOD FOODServed in a place that’s“different.”Table D’hote Luncheon 40cDinner 75cSandwiches, Cakes, PiesCHOICE!When you decide on thetypewriter you are to use, your choiceshould be made where you can weighall the merits of all the machines with¬out prejudice, and then select the type¬writer which bests suits you!WOODWORTHS1311 E. 57th St. Fairfax 2103SERVICE AT YOUR FINGER TIPS!1 J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Woodlawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708PressurelessTouch!Non-Breakable‘BarrelWrites Likea BreezeNever tires. Neverholds you back.Takes notes,writes themes/asf.Choice of six grad¬uated pen points,14K gold, iridium-tipped, temperedto hold shape youlike, no matter whoborrows it.5 colors — Lac¬quer-Red, Manda¬rin Yellow, LapisLazuli Blue, JadeGreen —all black-tipped—or flashingBlack and Gold.Smartest -looking,smartest - writingpen you know.Balanced like agolf club. 28cjolighter than whenmade with rubber.32 pen patentscover it.- One good pen tolast for yearssaves money.Over-size $7. Jun¬ior or Lady size $5.Lookfor“Geo.S.Parker—Duofold ”on barrel — that’sthe genuine. Atall dealers.The Parker PenCompanyJANESVILLE, WIS.'Duofold Jr.®t/ Lady Duofold S3Over-size #7S*e tv.4. w.-i> ti a f.i Off SIX HOME CONTESTSON BASKETBALL CARDThis year’s conference scheduleopens with Chicago at Indiana, Jan¬uary 7th, a tough game for the Ma¬roons. Northwestern is encounteredon the 12th and Indiana on the 16th,at Bartlett. Chicago travels to Ohioon the 21st, and then meets Min¬nesota on the 28th at home.Play Michigan HereMichigan and Ohio are also homeencounters, these games taking placeon the 4th and 6th of February re¬spectively. The Maroons venture intoMichigan territory on the 13th andmeet Illinois at home on the 17th. OFFER VARIETY OFWOMEN’S SPORTS ONWINTER SCHEDULEInterclass swimming and basket¬ball will be of major interest amongthe many sports offered to Univer¬sity women during the Winter quar¬ter. The schedule is now on displayin the! basement of Ida Noyes hall.Afternoon BasketballFreshman and Junior basketballaspirants will practice at 3:15 andsophomores and seniors will meet at4:15 during the winter quarter. Be¬ginning and intermediate classes inbasketball are scheduled for severaldifferent hours.Interclass SwimmingInterclass swimming squads willbegin practice winter quarter, fresh¬men and seniors practising at 2:30and sophomores and juniors at 3:30.Beginning swimming will meet at11:45 and second quarter at 4:30.Classes in beginning and interme¬diate rhythms are scheduled for 9,11 and 1:30. The advanced classwill be held at 2:30.Women interested in none of theseathletic activities may take folk¬dancing at 10, beginning social danc¬ing at 2:30, Danish gym at 11 and2:30 and bowling, deck tennis andother games at 12 and 12:30.Religious Service: Conducted bythe Divinity Faculties. 11:50. JosephBond chapel. “The Value of Monas¬tic Life.” Reverend McVeigh Harri¬son, 0. H. C. KAPPA SIGS WINWRESTLING TITLEBeat Out Lambda Chics BySeven PointsKappa Sigma won the team wrest¬ling championship in the finals of theintramural wrestling meet held yes¬terday in the wrestling room in thewest stadium stands. The Kappasamassed a total of 17 points whileLambda Chi Alpha was second with10 points. In the feature heavy¬weight bout Erickson, Kappa Sigma,defeated Hunt also a Kappa Sigmafor the heavyweight championship.The bouts in all weights were spiritedand pleased the small crowd of spec¬tators. The cup will be awarded tothe winners on the night of the In¬tramural swimming carnival.In the 178 pound class, Eller,Lambda Chi Alpha, won the cham¬pionship by defeating Tucker, PhiGamma Delta, who was awarded sec¬ond place. Locke, Kappa Sigma, wasthird place winner.Bradley, Kappa Sigma, defeatedMalcheski, T. K. E., for the cham¬pionship of the 161 pounders. Ander¬son, Phi Gamma Delta, won the thirdplace award. In the 148 pound class,Mowers, Lambda Chi Alpha, was firstplace winner. Gerrigan, Kappa Sig¬ma, was econd and Gedwitz, Tau Del¬ta Phi was third.Building AnnouncementMIDWAY ATHLETIC CLUBMONDAY, DECEMBER 12FEELING confident that the membership will fully support to an immediate andsuccessful conclusion the campaign for new members to be inaugurated the weekof December 5th, the officers and directors of the Midway Athletic club, sup¬ported by the Membership Building Campaign Committee, plan to break ground forthe new club house at Stony Island Ave. and the Midway, December 1 2th.Membership Charter ClosingOfficers and directors of the club, supported by the Membership Building CompaignCommittee, announce a requirement of seven hundred and fifty (750) additionalmembers to the present roster of one thousand eight hundred and forty (1,840) assufficient to guarantee the comoletion and equipment of America’s finest family athle¬tic club home.The undersigned group invite seven hundred and fifty (750) men and women of theGreater South Side to become members.They further guarantee to all such applicants that building operations will begin withina period of ninety (90) days from the signing of the new members’ application andthat failing to fulfill this guarantee, any monies received by the Midway Athletic clubfrom such new members will be immediately refunded upon written request.EASY PAYMENT PLANThe officers, board of directors and committee offer this opportunity to seven hundredand fifty (750) residents of the Greater South Side to become members by paying thesum of four hundred dollars ($400) for membership for men and three hundreddollars ($300) for women, payable fifty dollars ($50) with application and twenty-five dollars ($25) per month, without interest, until after maturity of payments.You need this club. We want you. Inquiries received at Midway Athletic club, 5844Stony Island Ave. Telephone Plaza 3410 for further information. Mr. Royal N.Allen, manager. i j : :Prominent business and professional men of the Greater South Side, who endorse andsponsor this drive, sincerely extend an invitation to you to join the Midway Athleticclub, NOW! I . i-JSSiDaniel W. CahillJames G. BarsalouxG. J. BaderClarence H. DaemickeHerbert T. DaemickeJohn DoughtyR. 0. FischerGeorge J. FlemingLewis V. GustinDr. Frank P. HammondMyrick D. HardingJohn Hayes H. H. HaylettPaul A. HazardA. S. IrvineWilliam E. JewellEdward J. KellyDr. A. C. KleutgenDr. G. G. KnappGeorge KramerA. A. LawderLoy N. McIntoshAndrew C. MetzgerAid. Wm. G. Meyering JSlraer C. SchnackenbergC. W. MickelbeiTyJ. E. MurphyF. E. MusgroveJ. F. NeilFrank N. NieburgerFrank J. O’brienRichard H. O’haraIsaac N. PowellEdward G. QualkinbushFred C. RathjeCharles RingerE|n Harry B. StaverDavid I. SwansonA. W. SwayneLorado TaftWm. G. TegtmeierF. L. ThompsonRobert W. WaiteWilliam B. WanzerF. L. WebbFrank C. WeberFor University ofChicago MenTHERE are thousandsupon thousands ofOvercoats in our greatselections—for every tasteand every purse. And forthose young men whoprefer to follow theUniversity trend of styleour preparations aresurprisingly extensive. 3and 4 button models, 48inches long in tweedmixtures, Blues andOxford Grays.The LyttonCollege ShopIs Now Six Times En¬larged —- PresentingEverything to Wearfor the Particular Uni¬versity Man.~~ - —-- -■:|S§§|gTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY,time of year. Experience not neces¬sary. See Mr. Mann, 2008 E. 71st St,Syrup and waffle*! I shudder tothinkThe*e two sloppy visions may linger.The moment you mopped,And the moment you stoppedTo lick the sweet goo from yourfinger! !—GEO-G. Official CollegeFBATERNITTUewelryBm$&~Pinjfs-Abitelti*$UNIVERSITY LUNCH6706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch- 35cChop Suey & Chow Mein. k Our SpecialtyFOR SALE—Remington PortablePractically new. Call Fairfax 10564.>Vfaisde DORMITORY5707 Woodlawn Ave,FIVE AESTHETIC REVERIES(To G. A--—Who* Mother’s Ger¬man Coble Wont Back to Germany;Whose Oldest Sister Always Says,“Oh, pew!”; Whose Other Sister IsGoing to the University of WisconsinNeat Fall; Who Wear* a Wrist-Car*sage On Her Shoulder; and WhoEats Gooey Waffles At 3:35 a. m.)I. VOS ESTOMACSNo more home-made Pumpernickel;Gon« the wholesome Noodle-Soup;Gone the plates that used to tickleAll your senses—-Flew the coop!Gone! And with them gone dearSophie . . ,Sophie! She, the German cook.Whose every entree was a trophy,Never read a cooking-hook.Gone! A-sailing ’cross the oceanBack to home and Germany.How she made, when she’d a notionSauerKraut and Schneckens!—Gee!L’EnvoiSophie’s stay is sadly done ...My heart throbs just a little funny.Not an ordinary hun . . .Sophie, angel, was a hun-ey!OLFACTORY VERSUS GANGLIA1. The CaseIf anybody doesn't strikeYou right, your mumblings are alike,“Oh, pew!”If something happens to displease.You say, “Oh, pew!”—Your words’sides theseAre few . « *“Oh, pew!” I think’s concerned withsmell;You have concerned with smell aswell.Your nose , . ,But, too, your human brain decidesJust who you like, and then deridesYour foes , . .2, The DecisionI’d always thought your nose quitesmall.But that I feel’s not true at allIn main . . .3. The ReasonYour nose and brain produce, “Oh,pew!And hence your nose extends back toYour brain . , .HI.THE FOUR YEAR DEGREEWhy Wisconsin? Wby next Fall?Wby to dull professors cater?Why crass courses? Why at all? , . .’You know you’ll marry soon or later.Wby not loaf, forget to learn? . .Why shop in Education’s marts?Either way, what will you earn?-The selfsame Bachelor of ’earts!The IV. JUXTAPOSITIONdainty floral bracelet that I,sighing, sent to you(With meanings very many, thoughflowers very few)Was straightway sorely missed;’Twas absent from your wrist;'Twas missing from the station whereit socially was due.Then I saw the little flowers (andmy disappointment fled)Nestled to your shoulder very beauti¬fully instead.Thought I, “What a simple matter!She’s an easy one to flatter . . .For my flowers, as the saying goes,are going to her headf’V. SACCHARINITYSyrup and waffles at Three Thirty-Five . . .At Three Thirty-Five in the morning.A glum goey waffleIs nothing but awful.You sopped it in spite of my scorning. OFFICIAL NOTICESThursday, December 1The Disciples club: “Disciples’ Useof the Bible.” Mr. F. L. Miller. 7.Church of the Disciples of Christ.Radio Lecture: “The University ofChicago Settlement.” Mary E. Mc¬Dowell. 7:40. Station WMAQ.CHRISTMASSHOPPINGCollege students often feel thatthey have neither the time nor theopportunity to do their Christmasshopping properly. In the final madrush of packing up and leaving forhome, they find themselves confront¬ed with the bewildering problem ofa list of brothers, sisters, aunts, un¬cles or cousins for whom a Christ¬mas remembrance must be provided.Fighting one’s way through crowdedstores is all right when one has time,and whiff m stores are at hand,—but when there are only a few hoursto train time, it just cannot be done.Then comes the happy thought—give them a book! Not that a book asa Christinas gift is a makeshift—onthe contrary, it is the best and mostpractical of offerings. Other giftsare so difficult to choose and so aptto be wrong, who can decide whatwill please Aunt Mary or Uncle Johnor sister Kate? Yet for every typeor age of person it is fairly easy tofind a book which is sure to bringreal enjoyment. There are the es¬says, biographies, and books of travelwith their lovely illustrations, forfather and mother,—or perhaps fa¬ther is a hard-pressed business manwho gets a thrill of an evening outof a cleverly spun detective story.Sister will be overjoyed to receiveone of those tantalizing “best-sell¬ers” that are never “in” at the pub¬lic library, and as for “kid brother,”what could go better than a tale ofadventure on the sea or the land?The best part of it all is that onehas only to stop in at the Universitybookstore, and do one’s Christmasshopping for the whole family atonce. Playing the role of a “BookSanta Claus” is rather exciting, andfor those who wish to try it, ourbookstore is doing its best to be ofservice by carrying this year an es¬pecially good selection of titles suit¬able for Christmas giving.—Adv.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED-—Lowest prices on or¬chestra of four or five pieces forDec. 23. Kenwood 5065 between6:30 and 7:30,LOST—Square silk scarf, blue,black and white on Nov. 18. Reward.Hyde Park 4334.LOST—Silver wristwrateh. Make,Jean. Finder please return to Lostand Found Bureau. Reward.LOST—Hat and eoat in rack atHutchinson Commons, Reward of¬fered. John Schwartz, 5629 Univer¬sity.FREE ROOM RENT TO NOV.20. Two nicely furnished rooms, welllighted, modern, steam, electric, bath,use of piano. Near campus, $7 and$5. Second Apt, 6038 Drexel Ave.PART TIME WORK—Earn Xmasmoney. .Fast selling article at thisEdgeworthsmokingis; a partof collegeeducation LOST-—Hat and eoat in rack atHutchinson Commons. Reward offer¬ed. John Schwartz, 5629 University.Two outside rooms; ladies’ privi¬leges; concessions. Call after 4o'clock Sat & Sun, 6041 DorchesterAve., 2nd Apt Double room, sleeping porchTerms for Quarter$72 per person.is the first fraternity on Campus to recognize the meriland superiority of Dirigold—the first on Campus to usethe tableware service at its dinners and parties.In Europe, Dirigold has had its most important commenda¬tion by betng displayed on the royal tables. In America,men of note, Henry Ford and Cyrus McCormick are exam¬ples, also possess and recognize it as the best. Leadinghotels use Dirigold at then* more important dinners.South SideBranch6712 Stony Island MR. RUNEMANManagerPhone Plata 2261 WARREN PIPER AGO31 N. STATS ST.Only 25 Days Until ChristmasCLOTHESESTASLISHEO ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FORDISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.'(jpmrterfliouseSalta *40, *4S, *50 OvaeaaataOaiuslsCoatCoatSIMSIMState and JacksonChicagoMarion and LakeOak Park lFiMl HP iMfli)Henry CLutton 8 Sons Orrington and ChurchEvanstonBroadway and FifthGary■'K A ,hvfpiV/VjLltV