j Stay" .A"-o6<V toV Sophs elect treas¬urer today.Vol. 28. No. 25. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,1927' Price Five Cent*DISTRIBUTE BIDSFOR GREEK BALLAT FOUR DOLLARSCampus Houses AreAllowed Ten Bids InFirst AllotmentBids for the Interfraternity Ballwill be distributed today to each frat¬ernity by the Interfraternity Coun¬cil. They will be four dollars eachand each fraternity will be given tenbids for its disposal.Advance DemandTex Gordon, co-chairman of theball, suggests that those wishing toobtain tickets and who have notmade an advance application for tic¬kets waste no time in securing them.“As we have advance applicationsfor more than ten tickets from manyof the fraternities there will be atrend toward making the bids scarce.Get yours early and do not miss out,”said Gordon, in urging an early sale.Expect Four Hundred ,According to Gordon 350 or 400couples are expected to attend theBall on November 23rd, the eve ofThanksgiving. The shields of all thefraternities will decorate the wallsof the Stevens hotel ballroom andother elaborate decorations will con¬tribute to the effect of the occasion.The council hopes to make thisone of the outstanding formal eventsof the year. The committee hopes toequal in attendance and social prom¬inence, such events as the Washing¬ton Prom and the Interclass hop.Gordon also announces that therewill be a meeting of the Interfrater¬nity Council this evening at 6:15 inthe Zeta Beta Tau house. Will Club DiscardBond of Tradition?There is hope and despair,above all, excitement for most ofthe campus as the Illinois gamedraws near but around a certainone of the women’s clubs, it is ru¬mored, there centers a bit of mys¬tery.They are going to the game; in¬deed it is said that they are goingin a body. They will stay at theTheta house. More than that ,ithas been suggested that this clubis going to petition Theta.Every year the club women getexcited over the question of so¬rorities on campus, and everyyear the excitement dies down.There is only a rumor afloat now,but the straws seems to indicatethat the club tradition at the Uni¬versity may someday be broken.APPOINT ALUMNIBOARD CHAIRMANStevens Replaces Filbeyas Alumni Head Coach A. A. Stagg SpeaksAt Commemorative Services ForUniversity World* War DeadPROF. NELSON READS‘IF I WERE KING’ ATIDA NOYES TONIGHT“If I Wore King” will be read byProfessor Bertram Griffith Nelson ofthe English Department at a meet¬ing of the Westminster club to beheld tonight at 8 in Ida Noyes hall.This play is the famous story of theFrench poet Francois Villon fromwhich the musical comedy “The Vag¬abond King” was taken. ProfessorNelson has a nation-wide reputationas a dramatic reader.The Westminster Club is a socialorganization for all Presbyterian stu¬dents on campus. New students havebeen urged to attend this meeting,according to Fae Thorne, presidentof the club. The meeting is also opento the public. Professor David H. Stevens, sec¬retary to the President, has been ap¬pointed acting chairman of the Boardof Alumni Relations by PresidentMax Mason, to succeed Emery L.Filbey, Director of the Institute ofMeat Packing. Professor Stevens re¬ceived his Ph. D. degree in 1914 andgained his appointment as president’ssecretary last fall.The Board of Alumni Relations,consisting of members of the facultyand of the Alumni, was establishedone year ago to stimulate Alumni in¬terest in their Alma Mater, and togive them information regardingcampus activities. In order to ac¬complish this program, prominentfaculty members are sent to variousparts of the country to speak to theAlumni and to receive suggestions(Continued on page 2)CONGREGATIONAUSTSHEAR DEAN TAYLOR Ask Salesmen ToTurn in Cap, GownSubscription MoneyDean Margaret Taylor, of the Con¬gregational Training School forWomen, is to be the speaker at thefirst meeting of the CongregationalClub tonight at eight o’clock in theHenry George common room of theChicago Theological Seminary. Allstudents who are members of thecongregational church or have a pre¬ference for the denomination are in¬vited to attend the meeting. Theprogram is under the charge of theofficers of the club. Cap and Gown salesmen are re¬quested to turn all money for salesin at Lexington 11 immediately.The deadline for individual Capand Gown pictures has been set asDec. 1. All club members, fraternitymen, council members, class officers,and any others who expect to havetheir pictures in Cap and Gownshould have them taken as soon aspossible at the Gibson studio at 58E. Washington St.Hold Mirror StaffMeeting TomorrowMembers of the entire Mirror staffwill hold their first meeting tomor¬row at 3:30 in Ida Noyes hall. HelenKing, business manager of the organ¬ization, has requested that all man¬agers and their assistants be pres¬ent at the meeting and come pre¬pared to offer new ideas and sugges¬tions.Mounted Parade Of R.O.T.C.To1 Mark Armistice DayArmistice Day will be introducedto the University in a military man¬ner on Friday at 3:30 when the R.0. T. C., under the supervision ofLieutenant Gildart, enact a mountedceremony on the campus in commem¬oration of this national holiday.Mounted cadet officers willbe in command of the unit, while thecadets who are under them will befor the main carried on the gun car¬riages of the battalion. The unit willbe out in full equipment and mili¬ tary courtesy will be exercised. Theentire exercise will be held withinthe boundaries of the University, andimmediately following the march theR. O. T. C. body will gather in thecenter of the campus and salute theFlag.In order to mark the entire cere¬mony with military efficiency, theunit has been practicing daily. Thecadet major and the cadet adjutantwill be at the head of the mountedprocession. Commemorating the deaths of theUniversity men who went to Franceand were killed, many of them inaction, Coach Amos Alonzo Staggwill deliver an address in the Uni¬versity Religious Service at JosephBond Chapel tonight at 7. Mr.Stagg’s topic will be “Some ChicagoMen Who Gave Their Ail.” ProfessorAndrew McLaughlin of the Historydepartment will preside.The meeting will be the first of aseries of annual events, Mr. Staggsaid. It is hoped to make the Armis¬tice Day Service a school tradition.Prof. McLaughlin’s son, Captain Ro¬land McLaughlin, was one of theUniversity’s Gold Star soldiers. Hewas killed in action in 1918.Concerns “C” MenMr. Stagg’s speech will concernthe men who either won their “C’s”in athletics at the University or hadparticipated in some athletic contestunder the colors of the school. Laur¬en C. Shull a 9-letter man, who wentto France soon after the entranceof the United States into the war,and Harold Goettler, another “C”man, were killed in transporting foodto the men of the Lost Battalion.“Both of these men were known fortheir bravery on the athletic fields,Mr. Stagg said, “and they continuedtheir glorious work in France. ToShull’s memory General J. J. Persh¬ing awarded the Distinguished Serv¬ice Medal, and even to this daystories of the bravery of these menare told.” Two posts of the AmericanLegion are named after Shull, and apillar has been erected to his memoryin the University of Illinois stadium.Led Raiding PartiesWalter Schafer, another “C” man,whom Mr. Stagg describes as one ofthe most daring men ever seen inTHREE WOMEN TOEACH MAN ENTEREDIN U. COLLEGESStatistics released by Dean Huthof the University College show that2,399 students, exclusive of those inthe Meat Packing Institute, are en¬rolled at the College for the fallquarter. There are almost three wom¬en to every man registered, or 1,781women and 618 men.In the Meat Packing Institutethere are 75 men entered, while con¬trary to former years, there is noteven one woman.Eighty students attend the Mid¬way institution beside having classesat University College. One hundredtwenty courses, representing the85 1-2 majors offered by the College,are given by approximately 100 in¬structors. Several of the UniversityCollege subjects are now being giv¬en on campus.MEDIC SPEAKS ATRELIGIOUS SERVICESReligious service was held in BondChapel yesterday at 11:50 for allmembers of the University. Theservice, conducted by the DivinityFaculties, had as its speaker Pro¬fessor B. C. Harvey, Dean of Medi¬cal Students.Since the abolition of compulsorychapel, the attendance has decreased,but the students have turned outquite well. As Dean Boucher said,“Do not let the fact that chapel isnot required keep you from attend¬ing the services.”JUNIOR BOARD MEETSThe Junior class council is to meetThursday noon at Ida Noyes hall inthe sunparlor for lunch according tothe announcement made by CharlesCutter, president of the Junior class.This meeting also includes the exe¬cutive committee of the class. Lunchbegins at 12:15. the University football field, led raid¬ing parties to the German lines untilthe early part of 1918, when he wascaptured and taken to a German pris¬on camp, where he died shortly be¬fore the end of the war.Warren Leonard, another of Mr.Stagg’s athletes, was killed in actionin the early part of 1918. SteveBrody lost his life when engaged ina night encounter a few months be¬fore the Armistice. Walter Goddard,another “C” man, was shot whileleading a raid and died in a hospitalas the result of his wounds.Part of Armistice Day ProgramThe speech is a part of the Armis¬tice Day ceremony, which is beingsponsored by the Board of SocialService and Religion. It is the planof the board to make the ArmisticeDay exercises a tradition of the Uni¬versity. Allan Heald, a member ofthe board said that although the lec¬ture and parade would constitute theactivities this year, he hoped that inthe future, additional exerciseswould be added.Begin Work OnHoliday MaroonWork on the Christmas issue ofThe Daily Maroon will begin nextweek, according to A1 Widdifield,Managing Editor. It will containwork of the literary lights of thecampus.The Daily Maroon plans to run areview at the end of each quartercontaining the pick of the plays,rvc/rse, short stories and articles whichit has been able to secure from thevarious classes and from contribu¬tion. This review for the autumnquarter will be combined with theChristmas issue, Widdifield an¬nounces.The Christmas issue will probablycontain a contribution from BurtonRoscoe, editor of The Bookman.Dinner At FosterHeld In Honor OfElizabeth WallaceMiss Elizabeth Wallace, formerprofessor in the department of Ro¬mance languages and retired head ofFoster hall, was entertained at ahouse-dinner sponsored by her suc¬cessor, Miss Elsa Chapin, who is anassociate professor of English, atFoster hall, last night.Miss Wallace is here from Min¬neapolis to give a lecture on “SomeRecent French Plays,” before theDrama league, at the Arts Club, 410N. Michigan Ave., tomorrow at three.Announce ExemptionTest Results SoonReturns for the English 103 ex¬emption test given last Saturday willbe sent within three weeks to all whotook it, announces the Examiner’soffice. The examination was givento students having eighteen creditswithout the course and to freshmenwho were entering from preparatoryschools outside Chicago and had al¬ready taken the course. Sophs Ballot ForTreasurer TodaySophomores will make anotherattempt to choose a class treasur¬er when they hold the second elec¬tion for that office today. Votesmay be cast from 11 to 2 underthe clock in Cobb hall.The election will be only fortreasurer, and all nominees willbe eligible. They are: GeorgeBarnard, William Calohan, SidneyKlein and Ernest Stevens, whowas elected the first time.The election is being held overagain because Calohan, who wasnarrowly defeated, protested thathis name was misspelled. Theelection board decided, after somedeliberation that the only fairmove was to hold the electionover again. The modified Haresystem of preferential ballotingwill again be followed.CASE SHOWS JEWAS AID OF JESUSGives First Lecture OnJesus’ ReligionTracing the background of theearly Jewish peoples as a strong fac¬tor in the rise of Jesus, ProfessorShirley Jackson Case opened a seriesof lectures on the Religion of Jesuslast night at Joseph Bond chapel.Discontent of the people under theoppressive early governments ofsome people were traced during thelecture. “There were many conflict¬ing ideas among the people regard¬ing the best way to remedy condi¬tions,” he stated. These lectures willbe continued periodically.FROSH CIRCUS PLANNEARS COMPLETIONAT GROUP MEETINGSPlans for the Freshman circus,which is to be held between halves ofthe Wisconsin game, were carriedwell toward completion at meetingsof the One-nine-three-one Fellowshipgroups last night. The groups metas follows: one and two, room D,Reynolds; three, room A, Reynolds;four, Phi Psi house; five, room C,Reynolds; six, Delta Upsilon house;seven and eight, room B, Reynolds;and nine and ten, south lounge, Rey¬nolds.Charles Harris, director of GreenCap activities, professed himselfgreatly pleased with the progress theFreshmen are making on the circus.“We expect the ‘biggest and best’circus ever,” said Harris.AWARD “PHOENIX”PRIZES THIS WEEKPrizes and commissions will bemailed next week to the women whosold the most copies of the OctoberPhoenix. The November edition willappear on campus November 17.Women who wish to sell copies, havehave been asked to sign up in thePhoenix office on Wednesday. Sales¬women and contributors will be en¬tertained at tea again next Thursday,in the Phoenix office.Psychology Student Tests StaffOf Daily Maroon For Thesis“Are journalists or non-journal¬ists more intelligent?” Roma Clift,writing a thesis for her M. A. inpsychology wants to know, and aspart of an extensive attempt to findout, tested members of The DailyMaroon staff yesterday afternoon.The test consisted of a series ofnouns, such as “clouds,” ^'accident,”^church,” and “fire,” for which thesubjects would write a series of suit¬able adjectives, such as “grey, gloo¬ my, damp, and forbidding”; “bloody,slippery, and dark”; “tall, dignified,and imposing”; and “red, dangerous,hot and destructive.”This form of quiz, called “controll¬ed associations”, aims to discover thespeed with which a mind leaps to as¬sociations, and to find whether jour¬nalists in general are poetic, active,philosophical or merely logical.The examination followed the firstgeneral meeting of the staff of TheDaily Maroon in Cobb 110. KNIGHTDECLARESSACCO SENTENCEA STATE PERJURYFamous Murder TrialInterpreted ThroughMachiavelli“Whether Sacco and Vanzetti were‘guilty’ or ‘innocent’ the executionwas on the ground of radicalism andwas a manifestation of the state’suse of perjury and force to defenditself against its enemies,” declaredProfessor Frank H. Knight of theEconomics department of the Uni¬versity, in his address, “A Machiavel¬lian Interpretation of the Sacco-Van-zetti Episode,” given under the au¬spices of the Liberal club before anaudience of about two hundred yes¬terday afternoon in Harper assemblyroom. The speech was cast in theform of an imaginary discourse giv¬en by Machiavelli’s ghost on a visitto Professor Knight from the Low¬er World.State’s Duty to Keep Order’’The function of state and churchis not to do justice or promote truthbut to maintain law and order,” hesaid. “The state is a structure erect¬ed for the perpetuation of peace re¬gardless of truth and equity and forthe enforcement of that code ofrights—at the present time propertyrights—which forms the basis of theexisting balance of power in society.The church is that department of thestate which economizes the use offorce by manufacturing an ethicalcode which sanctifies whatever pol¬icies and acts the state finds neces¬sary or expedient.”First Time State Excuses SelfReferring to the courts, he de¬clared, “The judicial system was notinstituted to do justice but to keepthe peace and prevent private venge¬ance and feudal strife.”“And yet,” concludes the medievalpolitician with sly amusement, “theSacco-Vanzetti case shows the prog¬ress of political ethics. It was thefirst time a state advanced reasonsfor enforcing its will.”Prof. H. A. CarrTo Lecture TodayBefore Zoologists“Comparative Psychology” will bethe subject of a lecture by Profes¬sor Harvey A. Carr before the Zool¬ogy club in Zoology 29 at 4:30 to¬day. Professor Carr, who is the headof the Psychology department of theUniversity, will explain the natureof comparative psychology.The talk will outline some of therecent results attained ir. this fieldby experimenters both on this cam¬pus and in other schools and give ageneral view of the modern theoriesof animal intelligence.Grad Women HoldRound Table TeaGraduate women in the Englishdepartment were entertained at a teagiven by the Round Table yesterdayfrom four to six in the Ida NoyesLibrary. Instructors of graduateEnglish classes were also invited.Miss Catherine Sturtevant wasamong those who poured at the tea,which has become an annual affair.The Round Table is composed of allwomen in the English departmentwho are candidates for the degree ofdoctor of philosophy. Associate Pro¬fessor Edith Rickert is their advisor.Y. W. HOLDS SERVICESY. W. C. A. will hold its annual“Recognition” service today at 4:30in the theater of Ida Noyes hall. Thefirst cabinet will preside and allmembers, upper classmen as well asfreshmen, have been urged to attendthe meeting. Membership cards maystill be signed at the Y. W. officeon the second floor of Ida Noyes hall.LL_Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1927Slip Saily iMarnmtFOUNDED IN 1991THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as Jecond-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, M'dway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Jffi ce, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press Association OFFICIAL NOTICESThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorElizabeth Taylor Society EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert Stern Sports EditorVictor Roterus Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmwinp»tte Dawson Women's Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker. Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepreeentativaWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Hsrton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Erection of dormitories to attract and accommodate out-of-townstudents.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. Abolition of E-11 and establishment of group libraries.GROUP LIBRARIESJJ-ll has, for a long time, been the time-honored curse of theUniversity in general and its otherwise excellently organizedlibrary system in particular. All the books reserved for Arts andHumanities courses are taken from general circulation and lodgedin E-ll. Out of the 5 P. M. clamor that usually ensues in thequest for the limited copies of any one of these reserved books,there appears a man fleeter of foot than his fellows, and thebook is his until nine o’clock the following morning, or, if hechooses to pay a light fine, until he is ready to return it. In themeanwhile the rest of the angry mob goes without the book, or isforced to purchase it. And the passage to be read for the courseis, perhaps, a page or two in length. .This has been the great bane of campus civilization. “I wasn’table to get the book at E-ll,” is the by-word if indolent and in¬dustrious alike. E-ll has been a failure, but a failure that, forwrant of some remedy, has has to be endured.And now comes a plan from a number of faculty members,headed by Dean Chauncey S. Boucher. The Sciences have theirown group libraries, on the shelves of which are kept all booksneeded for all courses. These books can not be withdrawn fromthe library in which they are reserved. The student can useat leisure whatever books he needs, but he must use them jn thelibrary. In this fashion, the books, whenever they are not actuallybeing read, are available for use.It is Dean Boucher’s plan to incorporate this idea into theArts and Humanities. He suggests the provision of group librar¬ies comfortably equipped and conducive to study, and the subse¬quent abolition of E-ll.Dean Boucher’s plan sounds water-tight. Whether or notthe administration sees fit to adopt it, or is in a position to adoptit, the plan is endorsed by The Daily Maroon.SETTLEMENT NIGHTANNOUNCEMENT has be n meade of the principal committeefor Settlement night. The annual financial campaign will soonbe under wray. Under the leadership of the Dramatic association,a vaudeville show will be prepared. The campus is asked to co¬operate in the only effort of the University students as a wholeto aid in the charitable work of the city.Year after year the students are roused to a mild feeling ofcharity. Half-heartedly they respond to the efforts of those incharge of the drive. A few more hundred dollars will be givento the support of one of the rcognized “community” houses of thecity. A few more “yard kids” will be able to enjoy themselves alittle more. We commend the Settlement drive to your attention. Wednesday, November 9Radio Lecture: “The Rise of Christianity.” Professor Shirley JacksonCase, chairman of the Departmentof Church History. Station WMAQ,8 a. m.Religious service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Joseph Bond cha¬pel,--11:50. Associate Professor For-1 est Kingsbury of the Psychology de¬partment.Chemistry Journal Club, 3:30,Kent 16. “Some Interrelationshipsof the Sulfur Acids.” Mr. Addison C.Wheatley.Bacteriology club, 4 :30, Ricketts 7.“The Action of Ultra-Violet Light onMicro-organisms.” Associate Profes¬sor John F. Norton.Mathematics club, 4:30, Ryerson37. “A Class of Linear FunctionalEquations.” Dr. I. M. Sheffer, Na¬tional research fellow.Zoology club, 4:30, Zoology 29.“Comparative Psychology.” Profes¬sor Harvey Carr.Organ vespers, 5. Joseph Bondchapel. Harris Rockwell Vail, organ¬ist.‘Public Lecture (downtown): “TheImportance of the Medical Inspectionof School Children.” Henry C. Nib-lack, M. D. Department of Health,Chicago, Illinois. University CollegeLecture room. Lake View building.6:45.History of Religions club, 7:30,Ida Noyes hall. Albert E. Haydon,associate professor of ComparativeReligions.Scandinavian club, 7:45, IdaNoyes hall.Congregational club, 1164 E. 58thStreet. Margaret Taylor, dean of theTraining School for Women, Chi¬cago Theological Seminary. Westminster club, 8, Ida Noyeshall. “If I Were King,” AssociateProfessor Bertrand G. Nelson, Fielddirector of Epigraphic Expedition.Thursday, November 10Radio Lectures: “The Rise ofChristianity.” Professor Shirley Jack-son Case, chairman of the Depart¬ment of Church History. StationWMAQ, 8 a. m. “English Usage.”Dr. Lambert. Station WMAQ, 10 a.m.Public Lecture: (Local CommunityResearch Commitee) : “RegionalPlanning in Washington.” CharlesW. Elliott II, City Planner StaffMember, National Capital Park andPlanning Commission, Washington,D. C. Harper Assembly Room 4 :30.Le Cercle Francais, 5810 Wood-lawn Ave., “Dielectric Constants of |Organic Compounds.” Mr. Strana- jthan.Radio Lecture: “Buying Food forthe Household.” Assistant ProfessorMary F. McAuley, Department ofEconomics. Station WMAQ, 7:40.The Disciples Club, 5722 KimbarkAve., 8:00. The Fellows Club, Graduate Club¬house, 7:00. ‘ “Research.” PresidentMax Mason.APPOINT ALUMNIBOARD CHAIRMAN(Continued from page 1)from them regarding their policy.Dean C. S. Boucher recently went to Indianapolis and Mr. Filbey totwelve Western cities on such mis¬sions.Further work of the Board will becarried on in similar fashion, and,in addition several professors will besent to Nashville, Tennessee, tospeak to the Modern Language As¬sociation during the last week in De-TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(SXajcajuJcVAUDEVILLE~4ND.THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY “"»?JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6 Why Not Type YourTHEMES AND TERM PAPERSThis Year?NEATER PAPERSCAREFUL THINKINGBETTER GRADESThe portables come now inattractive colors — maroon,blue, ivory, green, lavender,red.REMINGTONCORONAROYALUNDERWOODBuy for Cash or on Time.Rent or Exchange.EXPERT REPAIR SERVICEUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOK STORE5802 Ellis AvenueWe are especially equipped to take care of short time ordersRoberts Cheviots, EngUdhStripes—Ideal for Frocks FORMAL • BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUE7 NORTH LA SALLE STREET 71 BAST MONROE STREET140-142 SOUTH CLARK STREET (near Adanu)225 NORTH WABASH at Wacker DriveliUHinum IIP Bim j !.mar mu minim jmi mHOW QUICKLY YOU NOTICETHE DIFFERENCEThere’s a certain distinction about the clothes of welldressed men which makes them stand out from others.You recognize the fact that their clothes are carefullyhand-tailored to their individual measure—conformingto the accepted styles and good taste.The wide spread popularity of JERREMS* Clothesamong well dressed men is because of the distinctivematerials and expert tailoring—at prices you knoware right.Two Predominating Features in JERREMS New FallFabrics you’ll instantly recognize — Charming NewAutumn Colors, BROWNS and OXFORD BLUES anda SUPERIOR QUALITY.SUITS MADE TO ORDER$65 to $110 New Weaves QuiedyCorrect for TuxedosBANNOCKBURN8, ENGLISH WORSTEDS, 8COTCH AND 1R18H TWEEDS AND 8HETLANDBVarsity buckles down tojob of regaining prestige. 3Tf) cS a Soon Two frosh rank in Jtytennis ratings.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1927TEAM GOES GOOD: STOPS ILLINI PLAYSPHI PSI LEAGUEWINNERS: PSI U.SCORES RECORDPsi U. Wins 54-0; Macs, Kap¬pa Nu Win OtherGamesPhi Kappa Psi clinched first placein the Beta league by decisivelytrouncing Alpha Tau Omega 30-0 inyesterday’s games. The winners’touchball whirlwind attack complete¬ly outclassed their opponents andtheir backs ran wild. East and Far-well each made two touchdowns,while Gist scored the other. Severallong runs were made, but individualhonors went to East who traveled 85yards for a score. The Phi Psi’sstand out as one of the strongestteams of the season and should givea good account of themselves in thesemi-finals.D. U. VictoriousThe largest score of the year wasrolled up by Psi U. when they de¬feated Delta Sigma Phi 54-0. Thevictors ran wild and turned the gameinto a complete rout. Psi U. nowholds first place in their league andlook like certain semi-finalists. Hib-ben and Maclay led the scoring withtwo touchdowns apiece.D. U. added another scalp to theirbelt by trimming Delta Tau Delta12-6. The game was fiercely contest¬ed but the winners’ defense stoppedthe opposing backs. Holinger andShangon made all of D. U.’s points,while McWartar scored the loser’slone touchdown.Mac* 12-Z. B. T. 0The Macs stepped out and captur¬ed second place in their league bystopping Zeta Beta Tau 12-0. Bothteams were fairly well balanced, butthe Macs’ trick plays baffled the los¬ers. White and Goldbus scored forthe victors.K. N. 12; Phi Sig 6Kappa Nu whipped Phi Sigma Del¬ta by one touchdown, the final scorebeing 12-6. Wechster and Bahcallmade all of the points for the win¬ners, while Valentine made the PhiSig’s only score.A double forfeit resulted whenKappa Sigma and Alpha Sigma Phifailed to play their game. The sea¬son is rapidly nearing its close andnext week will find the semi-finalgames well under way. PLAY LAST GAMESOF BARNYARD GOLFNorberg and Stare of L. C. A.will meet Nelson and Arnet ofPhi Pi Phi in the doubles’ finalsof the consolation tournamenttoday. Both teams have decisive¬ly licked their divisional oppon¬ents and the game should behotly contested. The consola¬tion tournament is made up ofthe teams who have met withdefeat in their first games.The remaining games of themajor league are being rapidlycompleted per schedule.CHAMP GYM TEAMMAY TOUR WESTTo Draw Up Schedule AfterFootballUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty Indications that the Chicago GymTeam will uphold its championshiptradition this year are bright. In thelast eleven years the Maroon acro¬bats have taken the conference titleeight times and second place threetimes. Coach Hoffer is confidentthat this year’s aggregation will dojust as well if not better than teamsof the past.Team StrongThe nucleus of the team consistsof Captain Flexner, ex-Captain Dav¬idson, Shorty McRoy and Nelson.This group holds four out of six pos¬sible individual Big Ten Titles andis tied for the fifth. Flexner is con¬ference champion on the rings; Dav¬idson is title-holder on the horizontalbar and in tumbling; McRoy is thebest club-swinging artist in the con¬ference, and Nelson is tied for thetitle on the horse.The schedule will be drawn up ata conference meeting after footballseason. It is expected that the Ma¬roon gymnasts will compete at theEastern Conference Meets at Bos¬ton." There is also a possibility thatCoach Hoffer will lead his squad tothe west coast and meet Leland Stan¬ford and the University of California.Tel. South Shore 8173South Shore Investment Co.Real Estate2547 East 75th StreetCHICAGOJ. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55 th St. at Wood lawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708 Ideal for GiftsBeautiful as fine gold. Dur¬able as good steel.Plaza 2261A. RUNEMAN6712 Stoney Island Ave.Miss Albert’sCafeteria and CafeIN THE HYDfe PARK HOTELCORNER HARPER AVE. AND HYDE PARK BLVD.— MIDWAY 8802 —Graduates in Home Economics prepare food and serve you inthis cafeteria.Their first thought in the preparation of food is that it is to beeaten.Cafeteria entrance on Harper AvenueCLUB AND FRATERNITY DINNERS CATERED TO VETS NUCLEUS OFGOOD CAGE SQUADLast Year’s Stars Back InUniformIn keeping with the excellentprospects of the track and water poloteams is the outlook of the basketballsquad. Last year, with a team thatdid not have half of the potentialability of this year’s squad, Chicagomanaged to hold its own with theother schools in the conference mostof whom had innumerable stars ontheir teams, ending the season withan average of around five hundredpercent.Four major ‘C” men are wearingthe Maroon colors on the basketballcourt this season for their third yearof competition. These men are Cap¬tain Hoerger, McDonough of foot¬ball fame, Farwell, and Zimmerman,“Virg” Gist who is only a Junior inschool is the only other major “C”man back this year. Last year hisfirst in Varsity competition, Gisttook Captain Sackett’s place at cen¬ter while Sackett played a forwardposition.Sophs GoodBesides these experienced playersthere were two players in last year’sfreshman squad, Changnon andCrawford who showed unusual abil¬ity, Crawford has not come out forpractice this year, thus making itdifficult to judge the possibe valueof the new material. Two Old Eng¬lish letter men, substitutes from lastyear are also back this year to tryfor regular berths. These are Cook¬er and Murphy both of good ability.Hard ScheduleChicago has a hard schedule thisyear, playing every team except Wis¬consin, Purdue and Iowa home andhome games. The pre-season dopeseems to indicate however that theconference championship will be Ifought out by Chicago, Michigan and !Purdue. HAWKEYES-BADGERSIN TENTH STRUGGLEGridiron relations betweenWisconsin and Iowa, which haveexisted since 1894, will reachtheir perennial climax next Sat¬urday on Camp Randall field be¬fore thousands of homecomingBadger grads. In the nineclashes between the Badgersand the Hawkeyes, Wisconsinhas ruled victorious in eight ofthe engagements. The sole tum¬ble of Wisconsin occurred in1924 when the Hawks registereda 21 to 7 victory. Last home¬coming the Badgers downedIowa by a double score of 20to 10.CITY NET RATINGSRANK FROSH FIRSTRexinger and Heyman JuniorTennis StarsMORTAR BOARD PLEDGESThe Mortar Board announces thepledging of Margaret Newton ofChicago. In the announcement of the citytennis rankings for the 1927 season,two of Chicago’s entering freshmen,Scott Rexinger and Herbert Heymanare ranked first and second respec¬tively in the junior singles standing.Rexinger, while at Hyde Park, an¬nexed both the State title at Urbana,and the County crown here at the1926 Interscholastic. Last summerhe represented the Middle West inthe West vs. East matches at ForrestHills and played in the Junior Na¬tional.Both Hyde Parker*Heyman, another Hyde Park pro¬digy, captained his team last springto the state, city and county cham¬pionships. In the Ulini tournamentHerb was runner up in the singlesand with his teammate Faden, walk¬ed off with the doubles title. Thesame pair copped the County titlehere later in the spring.By virtue of its play together inmany of the city tournaments thislast summer, the Rexinger-Heymencombination ranked first in the ju¬nior doubles for the city.ON TO URBANANovember 12thILLINOIS CENTRALCOURTESY< EFFICIENTXSERVICE >^LWAYS^ANNOUNCES‘THE MAROON SPECIAL’(Coaches and Parlor Cars)For the convenience of the Faculty and the Student Bodywho plan to attend the Chicago-Illinois game November 12.LEAVES CHICAGO, 53rd St., Sat., 8:30 A. M.ARRIVES CHAMPAIGN 11:50 A. M.For your convenience, this train will originate and terminateat 53rd St., Hyde Park, stopping at 63rd St. in both di¬rections.Parlor Car and Railroad tickets on sale Thursday, Nov. 1 Oth,at the Football Tickets Office, 5625 Ellis Ave.Round Trip Railroad fare $4.56Round Trip Parlor Car fare 1.96Special arrangements for dining car and lunch service onthis train.Return trip starts immediately a ter the game. VARSITY SMASHES INTO INDIANFORMATIONS PLAYED BY FROSHIN HEAVY SCRIMMAGE SESSIONTeam Gets Defensive Work¬out Under Pres¬sureWith a freshman squad imperson¬ating Bob Zuppke’s fighting Illini,Coach Stagg sent his varsity teamagainst them in a stiff scrimmageyesterday. The yearling backfield,representing Illinois’ sophomorequartet, made some good gainsagainst the regulars, which factpleased the “Old Man” not at all.Offense VariedThe Illini deceptive offensive look¬ed good in the hands of the fresh¬men. Criss-cross formations, passes,off tackle slants were worked in rap¬id succession and proced successfulin the main. The regulars showedthat they missed Captain Rouse, whoundoubtedly would have sized up theIllinois attack more quickly.First Team WorkWhile Coach Stagg kept his firstteam on defense, Assistant CoachCrisler gathered some of the back-field men in one part of the field andrehearsed a few formations withthem. Mendenhall and Raysson gotthe major benefit of the workout.After being on the sidelines for aweek, the two backfield stars showedplenty of speed and pep in the prac¬tice session and should be in fineshape for the Illinois tilt.Rouse ImprovesCaptain Rouse’s condition showedmuch improvement. Ken worked outwith the team on dummy offensiveand then rested from his labors.Coach Stagg will probably keepRouse out of harness until he is ingood condition. Doctor Molander Zuppke Places ConfidenceIn PowerfulReservesUrbana, I.., Nov. 8.—To be a re¬serve on the Illinois football squadis to be on deck and certain to bepromoted to the first string when ac¬tions warrant. Sterling perform¬ances in the victory over Iowa haveearned special attention for FrankWalker and Leroy Wietz, sopho¬mores, and Cecil Perkins, veterantackle, as the Illini prepare for theinvasion of the Chicago Maroons Sat¬urday.Walker vs. MillsWalker has been runing Mills aneven race for halfback matchingpunts with the Elgin sophomore andagair.st Iowa he blossomed forth asan open field specialist, his jaunt of55 yards netting a touchodnw. Wietzhas been using his 210 pounds assubstitute for Mitterwallner at guardand may get the call against theheavy Chicago forward wall. Perkinshas had to compete with five otherlettermen and two good sophomoresat tackle, but promises to rate achance against Chicago.stated that Rouse probably would bein shape for Saturday’s conflict.Bluhm will be out for the re¬mainder of the season although thereis a possibility that he may performin the Wisconsin game. Bluhm’s lossthrows the major share of the quar¬terback’s responsibilities on John Mc¬Donough who has done fine work allseason. Coach Stagg will sorely missthe sophomore quarterback howeveras he was giving McDonough finecompetition for the post.w.sl| PARFUM CHYPRE'! F. 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