Vol. 28. No. 25. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1927 price Five Cent*MAROONS PLAY GILBERT - OOSTERBAANCO!MICHIGAN FIGHTS TO UPHOLD OLD TRADITIONPUT STARS BACKIN FOR RENEWALOP ANCIENT FEUDWolverines Have Not LostSuccessive GamesSince 1919By Alex A. Bochnowski(The Michigan Daily)Ann Arbor, Mich., November 5.1927.—Strengthened by the return ofLouis Gilbert, versatile halfback, tothe line-up, Michigan will attempt tostage a comback this afternoon whenthey oppose Coach A. A. Stagg’s Chi¬cago eleven at Stagg field today inthe first battle between the two teamsince 1920 when the Maize and Bluetriumphed over the Maroons, 14 to 0.Must WinCoach Tad Weiman’s Wolverinesmust win today to retain a tradition es¬tablished by former Michigan team inbad football years; namely that noWolverine team has failed to achievea victory after taking a defeat theprevious week.One Double DefeatA perusal of the records reveals thatno Michigan team has dropped gridcontests on two consecutive Saturdayssince 1919 when Chicago. Illinois, andMinnesota successively trampled uponthe Wolverines. After sustaining a10 to 0 defeat at the hands of a pow¬erful Navy team last year, the Michi¬gan team came back to Ann Arbor thefollowing week-end and smotheredWisconsin, 37 to 0. The fall beforeMichigan turned back a strong OhioState eleven, 10 to 0, after losing toNorthwestern, 3 to 2, in the now fa¬mous battle of mud in Soldiers’ field,Chicago.To Use PassGilbert’s return to the team en¬hances the possibilities of Michigan’schief offensive weapon—the forwardpass. The fleet halfback passes andreceives with equal ability and is animportant cog in the Maize and Blueaerial offense.That Michigan intends to employpassing in the contest to a great extenthas been indicated in the practices thisweek. Michigan has been polishingthe overhead attack in every session,with Puckelwartz, Gilbert and Capt.Oosterbaan alternating in the role ofpasser.While the Michigan team has beenemphasizing its own passing attackthis week, the coaches have not been(Continued on page ^) ALL-CONFERENCE MATERIAL AMONG THESEVIN LIBBY, one of Stagg’s fleetest halfbacks, is picked to BENNIE OOSTERBAAN, Michigan end (above), needs nostart against Michigan today. He will play in the place of Menden- introduction. All-conference, all-western, all-american—that de¬hall, sophomore back, who is sure to get into the game at some scribes him. Said to be the smoothest player in the Big Ten, watctime during the afternoon. Libby’s best game to date was against him.Indiana though his performance at Ohio last Saturday was far from CAPTAIN KEN ROUSE, Maroon center, likewise needs no intro-being ragged. He is good on off-tackle drives, and here’s hoping duction to those who have once seen him play. It is not only onhe will get loose today. the Midway that they think he is the best center in the conference.Green Cap GroupPlans Huge CircusFor Wisconsin FrayPlans are well under way for a cir¬cus to be given by the freshmen inthe Green Cap organization duringthe halves of the Wisconsin game.This work is being carried by the vari¬ous 1931 groups in the Green Cap clubeach group to contribute a separatestunt to the circus.A great many novelties have beenproposed and this circus appears tohave much better prospects than anyin the past. Among the proposedFrosh antics are a mock footballgame, an audience of supposed celeb¬rities, the gymnastic team and a mockband together with clowns and theusual circus accessories.The supervision of the circus will bein the hands of George Dygert. whowill act as chairman of the circusboard. Dygert was appointed by theGreen Cap board, composed of BuckyHarris, Bill Weddell. Rd. Koretz andTed Lockafld and will work in con¬junction with them. A number offreshmen assistants will be appointed,their names to be announced later. HARVARD ROOTERSTRAVEL BY PLANETwo Airplanes To CarryCrimson BackersWhen Harvard plays Pennsylvania,the exodus for Philadelphia will behandled principally by the New York,New Haven and Hartford, and otherrailroad lines. Many of the under¬graduates will travel by steamship butthe really adventurous will make thetrip by air. A seat in one of two air-panes of four passenger capacity isavailable to anyone who is willing topay $250 for the round trip.Two Fairmont planes, of the typewhich raced to Honolulu last summer,with glass-enclosed cabms, are beingadvertised by the University TravelCompany. Each plane costs $1,000 perround trip, with stop-over privileges atNew York, and with two days al¬lowed from the time of leaving Cam¬bridge to the return. Conference ElevensOpponents InBy Robert L. SternSports EditorWith the exception of Wisconsin,who meets Grinnell, all of the confer¬ence teams swirl? into action againstformidable foes this afternoon. TheChicago-Michigan struggle is undoubt¬edly the headliner on the week-endbill. Minnesota in its game with NotreDame is also attracting much interest.Purdue tackles Northwestern, Indianameets Michigan State, and Ohio Statetravels to Princeton.Minnesota is the underdog againstthe Irish. The Gophers have a pow¬erful, fast backfield and a strong linebut they do not possess the headworkthat Notre Dame makes use of. Bothteams are undefeated and have pointedtoward this game as one of the hard¬est on their respective schedules. Thebattle will be one of brawn and pow¬er against brains and speed.Bob Zuppke’s undefeated Illini(Continued on page 2) Meet StrongVeek-End StrugglesPAST SCORES GIVECHICAGO 6-MICH. 111892 Chicago Mich.10 181893 10 61893 10 281894 4 61895 0 121896 7 61897 21 121898 11 121900 15 61901 0 221902 0 211903 * 0 281904 12 221905 2 01918 0 131919 13 01920 0 j 14p STANDS CONTAINCAPACITY THRONGEvery Comer of Field To BeUsedAs many students have undoubtedlynoticed, new bleachers are under con¬struction in the southeast, northeast,and southwest corners of Stagg Field.Lest they should fear that the north¬west portion of the field is beingslighted, we hasten to inform themthat a stand will be be erected in thiscorner also. The southeast and north¬east stands are practically done andwill probably be used to accommodatethe big crowds expected for today'sgame.The stands, when completed, willcontain about 32,000 seats, and willgreatly increase the seating capacityof the field. They will be portable,and can be taken down after the foot¬ball season is over. STAGGMEN READYFOR BATTLE WITHBAFFLING ATTACKInjured List From OhioFray WeakensSquadPROBABLE LINEUPChicago MichiganApitz 1 e Oosterbaan, cProudfoot It HarriganWeaver If? PalmeroiloRouse, c c BovardWolff r f? BaerWeislow r t GabelPriess r e NylandMcDonough s b PuckelwartzAnderson lh GilbertLibby rh MillerLeyers fb RichTime of Game : 2 p. m.The Maroons and the Wolverineswill resume long standing football re¬lations again this afternoon on StaggField after a seven years’ cessation ofhostilities. Sixty thousand wildly en¬thusiastic followers of both teams willbe on hand, weather elements not¬withstanding.Game Is CrucialBoth squads are placing much atstake on today's encounter. The Wol¬verines have not lost two games insuccession since 1919. Chicago lost toOhio Iasi week and Illinois defeatedMichigan, but both teams are stillconsidered in the running because ofthe strong likelihood that there willbe no undefeated conference team thisseason. Michigan still must meet Min¬nesota. while Chicago plays Illinoisand Wisconsin. Provided the Maroonswin all their games, and Michiganthumps the Gophers, Chicago with sixconference games, will have the bestpercentage in the Big Ten. There isnot much likelihood that this happyresult will occur, but the Maroons arefiguring on the possibility of the tradi¬tional struggle today will throw muchlight on the final standings of theyear.All-Americans PlayMichigan brings with them two stel¬lar attractions, Louis Gilbert, he of theeducated toe, and Captain Benny Oos¬terbaan, All-American end for twoyears. The Gilbert-Oosterbaan passingcombination and viceversa has raisedhavoc among opposing teams thisyear. Oosterbaan is the premier endof the middle west. He can pass, runwith the ball, and do everything thata good battlefield man can do.The Maroons have no brilliant starsto offer except their brilliant captainand center, Ken Rouse. The attentionRouse has attracted in the past fewweeks has made him a strong choicefor an all conference position. Criticsare already claiming that he and Cap¬tain Reitsch will fight it out for allstar honors but that remains to be(Continued on page 2)MAROONS HAVE BIGWEIGHT ADVANTAGEON MICHIGAN TEAMWhen Stagg’s Maroons face Wei¬man’s Wolverines today the Midwayoutfit will have slightly the edge asto weight, as both the line and thebackfield are heavier than those fromAnn Arbor. Chicago’s forward wallhas an average of 189 pounds, out¬weighing Michigan’s line average of178 5-7 pounds by 10 27 pounds. TheMaroons, backfield, also, conains moreavoirdupoise than that of the visitors. Itaverages 169 against Michigan’s166 1-4. Only one man on either teamhas scaled the 200 mark. Weaver,giant Maroon guard, being well overthis with 226 pounds. Substitutes onboth teams have about the same aver¬age in weight ae the regularsPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1927iailu ilarunnFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered a6 .lecond-clsss mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Spcrtu Jffi ce. Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorW omenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorRocalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTRobert L. Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman t Sport AssistantEiriwiorette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Consolidationof official campus publications in one building.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.1. Eencouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. One Sophomore Honor Society.OUR BOWL 1YOU who are attending the game today are sitting in the Uni¬versity of Chicago’s new stadium.It has taken most of the spring and summer to erect the newsteel structures which stand practically completed on the southand east sides of the field. They were designed especially for theUniversity and constructed under careful supervision. Those incharge of putting them up tell us that the stands are capable ofholding twice the weight which is imposed on them every Satur¬day, and that they are fool-proof against hurricanes, tornadoes,cyclones and typhoons.We are pretty well pleased with our new stadium. We willconcede, if forced to it, that the one which the boys have downat Yale is in a way superior but then we know that they have moremoney with which to build stadiums than we have.The only thing that really worries us is this: These twonew stands are described as being portable. They must be port¬able, because they cover our track. We are deathly afraid thatwith all that network of steel and everything they will not havetime to take the stands down before it is time to begin puttingthem back up a£ain next fall.TRADITIONSWHEN you are attending a football game at Stagg Field there*" are certain traditions you should observe.One of the most important of these is in connection withsmoking. It is an age-old custom here not to burn holes in the coatof the man in front of you. Coats cost money and some men areinclined to resent their being treated in this way. If you feel inan incendiary mood you should rather drop a lighted match onthe newspaper on which the gentleman in front of you is sitting.Tradition frowns also on the practice of jumping on people’sfeet. The student body realizes the emotional stress under whichits football crowd will be placed today. But we are particularyanxious that when touchdowns occur the spectators jump ratheron the stands, which have been provided for that purpose.Another violation of tradition is to walk across people’s lapswhile searching for a seat. Those who have been at Stagg Fieldbefore know that it is not probable that you will find the seatyou paid for anyway. If you must try to locate it, it is a muchbetter idea, and quite in keeping with tradition, to climb to thehighest part of the stadium and jump at random into the au¬dience.There are other traditions of which those who are witnessingtoday’s game are doubtless not aware. But owing to the short¬ness of this column we will not be able to print them untij to¬morrow. Conference Elevens MeetStrong Opponents InWeek-End Struggles(Continued from page 1)should have little trouble with thedown-trodden Buckeyes. There is aslight possibility that the Iowa elevenmay stage a spectacular comeback andcatch Illinois napping. Indiana facesa hard task in downing Michigan State.The Hoosiers will probably play agreat game to atone for the Harvarddefeat.Northwestern, with a revamped line¬up after suffering two successive de¬feats, will face Purdue at Lafayette.The Boilermakers, defeated by narrowmargins in their two conference games,will attempt to gain its fyst Big Tenvictory at the expense of the Purpleeleven. With Wilcox in better shapethan he has been all season, Purduestands a good chance of springing anupset and downing Northwestern.Ohio State meets Princeton for thefirst time in grid history. A spectacu¬lar battle should take place. Princeton,as yet undefeated, meets real competi¬tion in the revived Buckeye aggrega¬tion which is confident of victory be¬cause of its great battle in downingChicago.Wisconsin should have little troubleagainst Grinnell. The Badgers havelost to Michigan and Minnesota, twoof the most powerTuT teams in the con¬ference, but possess a remarkable lineand a good backfield. Grinnell to date STAGGMEN READYFOR BATTLE WITHBAFFLING ATTACK(Continued from page 1)seen. The rest of the team is made upof excellent but not quite stellar play¬ers.Gloom prevails in the Maron back-field as game time approaches. It is |feared that Mendenhall and Rayssonwill not see service today because ofinjuries but bear stories such as theseare common with every team. Never¬theless, Vincent Libby and Kyle An¬derson will fine up at the halves.After an absence of several weeks,Libby will once again enter a con¬ference game with the hopes of Ma¬roon followers banking heavily on hisprowess. He has shown plenty ofstuff in the workouts but whether hecan run wild against Michigan as hehas against the freshmen remains to beseen.Both teams are in fit shape for to¬day’s important struggle. Tickets forthe game have been disposed of manyhours ago and if the demand for du¬cats could be satisfied the game wouldattract a crowd of 75,000. The weatherwill be cold and fair. Stagg Field willbe in excellent condition as it hasbeen kept under cover during the pasttwenty-four hours in order to give thegridders a sound footing for today'stilt.Against Michigan?if they don’t successfully block outthe Chicago center trio, we’ll win;watch and see. After the game Exceptionally Good Food atDATTELBAUM’SBAKERY AND DELICATESSEN63rd at Greenwood 5240 Lake Park Ave.Salads, Sandwiches, SodasCakes, Pies and Pastry Tasty LunchesWE TAKE ORDERS FOR PARTIESGridiron Coats are sold only byD. D. MINOR & CO.6209 Cottage Grove Av.Coed models for youngwomen range in price fromWALLY MARKS IN HIS NEW $49.50 to $89.50“GRIDIRON” ^THE GRIDIRON”$49.50The new fur coat of the year.Designed by experts who knowwhat the young man of todaywants. The Gridiron is madefrom carefully selected wildwestern pony skins and shouldnot he confused with the Man¬churian Wolf or Dog Skin Coat.It is guaranteed to outwear anycoat on the market and is asgood looking and comfortable ascould be desired.' You may choose either a lus¬trous black or the rich darkbrown. If desired the Gridiron,can he had in your own schoolcolor lining.We want two young men attending the University of Chicago to repre¬sent us. Come in and talk it ower now.ELLIS TEA SHOP938-40 East 63rd St.(Near Ellis) UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty*A ne*) djidpledsiir-able addition toChicago /'elect latehour attraction inthe spirit of thesmart /upper club.cz/tcZ datvcip<S to i/ue"2 ertcH911 -f/Art Cope<xncZSo Id&tv jCtlyo-rcH+stru*Goldeli Lily""Jouth- Xjtfce/Z G&/& "309 e. SarfteTdat iheVC" TOUCHDOWN!TOUCHDOWN!YOU WANT ATOUCHDOWN!It’s an evening’s joy;it’s a splendid history offootball by A. A. STAGG.It s a $2.50 seat on the fiftyyard line to see the game offootball thru forty years asthe Grand Old Man hasseen it, coached it, playedit.TOUCHDOWN!is the football book.Call for it atWOODWORTH’S!Everybody Sing!Let ’er Go!How about having yourcopy of the University ofChicago Song Book on thepiano tonight and goingthru' the Alma Mater,plunge Blackfriar hits, thenew Chicago songs.Two dollars worth ofmusical joy!WOODWORTHS1311 57th StreetOpen NightsTHE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5,' 1927 Page ThreeWOMEN ORGANIZERHYTHMS CLASSESFor the purpose of furthering in.terest in rhythms a club composed ofadvanced pupils has been formed un¬der the direction of W. A. A.Miss Emily White sponsors the ac¬tivities of the club, which will be madeup of advanced dancers. The membersare Polly Ames, Mildred Droege, AliceKelly, Letitia Ide, Marianna Irwin,Helen Mitchell, Sylvia Sider andEloise Tasher.Meetings are held every Monday af¬ternoon. The group will foster ex¬hibits to be held later in the year.Rhythms have been put on a pointbasis by W. A. A. in order to increaseinterest in rhythms among Universitywomen. A major part in a programwill give ninety points toward mem¬bership in W. A. A. and assistancewith costumes or scenery will give twopoints an hour.PUT STARS BACK IN FORRENEWAL OF ANCIENTFEUD(Continued from page 1)unmindful of Chicago’s «..*rial offenseand have drilled the members of theteam in setting up a defense for theMaroons* passes. The Chicago attackis a varied one, originating from puz¬zling formations, and nothing wasspared to prepare the Michigan de¬fense for such an attack.Though it has not been definitelyannounced by Coach 'Weiman, it isexpected that Puckchvartz will com¬plete the backfield of Gilbert, Hoff¬man and Rich. Because of his appear¬ance in every drill with the first stringof hacks and his capacity as a passerPuckelwartz seems to be favored asa starter over Miller.Capt. Oosterbaan and Nyland areslated to start at the flank positionswith Boden and Hestor possibly get¬ting the call over Nyland. Gabel andPalmeroli are assured fixtures in thetackle positions, while Baer and Pom-merenning will perform at guard. Ro-vard, who last week opposed Capt.Reitch, the Illini center, will be fac¬ing another leader in Capt. Rouse atthe center position.The entire Michigan team will makethe trip to Chicago.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Intellectual student toorganize sales force. Sell studentsnew character analysis service. Helpyour classmates select that vocationin which they are sure to achieve suc¬cess. Write for interview': A. C.Beech, 12017 Parnell Ave.MEN AND WOMEN WANTEDfor part time sales work. Call Tues¬day or Thursday evenings 8 p. m. atRoom 11, 1540 E. 53rd St.WANTED—Accordian player, byparty of 100 going to Chieago-Illi-nois game. Will pay expenses andsalary. Call S. B. Arney, Randolph6731.TWO-ROOM KITCHENETTESUITE WITH PIANO, $13.50. 6026Ingleside. 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TheHomecoming program will start Fri¬day night.Defeated by narrow margins in twoBig Ten encounters this year, Purdueis fighting with its back to the waff.Northwestern, which has suffered re¬buffs on two successive Saturdays, islikewise out to redeem itself, and tlV-game should be a thriller for the sixtyminutes of play.Although Captain Wilcox has round¬ed into shape and will start against theM. E. VASLOW’SPrescription Pharmacy1401 E. Marquette RoadTelephone Dorchester 0125Chicago, Ill. Purple, Purdue is still minus the serv¬ices of its star end, Leon Hutton. BurtDreyer, center, who has been movedover to the position, injured his legagain in practice Monday night, andit is doubtful if he will be in shape toplay. Another pair of injured backs,Caraway and Leichtle, looked betterin drills this week, and will be avail- I able if they are needed.Purdue’s offensive appears in some¬what beter shape just at present, how¬ever, than it has since early in theseason, when injuries began exactinga heavy toll. Much confidence is be¬ing placed in Captain “Cotton” Wilcox,who will play at one of the halfbackposts. 4i}|Everything From theOrient• at5644 Harper AvenueWe are wholesalers and there¬fore you benefit by our cheapprices.Bolotin’s Oriental GiftsTel. 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