BEAT MICHIGAN!:Vol. 28. No. 23. , O C°^‘0®^ ^ ^^..t ©ailp JHatoon PEP SESSION TO¬MORROW NIGHTIN MANDEL!UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1927 Price Five Cent*“Remember 1904” Cry of RevengeAs 500 Alumni Start Keying TeamAt Banquet in Loop Last NightCOUNCIL TAKESMANAGEMENT OFGRAD CLUBHOUSEUniversity OrganizationOnly Grad ClubIn CountryGraduate student clubhouse, theonly organized graduate gatheringplace in any university in the coun¬try, last night passed from the con¬trol of the first graduate council tothe second, elected this week by thestudents of nine graduate depart¬ments.Temporary Officer* AppointedJ. Geffs, representing the law stu¬dents, is temporary chairman serv¬ing until the election of a permanentchairman November 19.Other members of the council areR. M. Leggette, department of phy¬sical science; G. Perusse, medicine;R. W. Morrish, commerce and admin¬istration; W. H. Gray, education;Miss D. M. Robathan, arts and liter¬ature; Miss A. Herbst, social science;Miss E. Wisner, social service ad¬ministration; and H. E. Parker, di¬vinity.Clubhouse Open to AHThe clubhouse, first opened lastFebruary, is controlled entirely bythe graduate council. It provides aplace for graduate group meetings,opportunities for social activities,and a lunch room serving tabled’hote meals to graduate studentsand their guesta.Privileges of the house have re¬cently been extended to facultymembers to encourage fellowship be¬tween students and instructors. Sun¬day afternoon teas, dancing twice aweek at dinner, and the bridge tour¬nament successfully inaugurated dur¬ing the spring, will be continued thisfall.Sargent Assisted In OrganizationThe late Prof. Sargent assisted inthe redecoration of Prof. Hale’s for¬mer home, which became the gradu¬ate clubhouse when it was purchasedby the University from the ChicagoTheological Seminary and moved ata cost of $17,000—BEAT MICHIGAN—Playhouse OfferingUniversity StudentsUnusual OpportunityThe Playhouse, seat of the culturalcinema in Chicago, is offering specialstudent rates for all or any of itsafternoon and evening performances atthe theatre, located in the Fine ArtsBuilding on Michigan Avenue. Thetickets have been cut one-third to in¬troduce further the already well-knownfeatures of the Playhouse, and nowsell to students of the University atfifty cents for the evening shows andforty cents for the afternoon shows.Teh tickets may he obtained at theUniversity Bookstore, Ida Noyes, Rey¬nolds Club, the Graduate Clubhouse,the Information Bureau, and the Com¬mons, or from either George Morgen-stern or Dexter Masters, the Repre¬sentative of the Playhouse on campus.The Playhouse offers, in addition toits program of French, German andRussian, productions, recognized asthe finest of present-day motion pic¬tures, free coffee and cigarettes in itslounges during all performances.Speaking before an aduience thatfilled ever seat in Joseph Bond cha¬pel, Professor James H. Breasted,famous Egyptologist and archaeolog¬ist, outlined his theories on the phil¬osophy of life.After asking the question of theGerman botanist-philosopher, Hinkle,“Is the Universe friendly,” Dr. Breas¬ted proceeded to give some examplesthat he had found of the unfriendli¬ness of the Universe and of Naturebut he continued to show that manhas progressed laboriously through Apple a Joy EvenIn Solomon’s Day..If Solomon said: “Comfort mewith appies,” he should have beenled over to the exhibit of NationalApple Week in Blaine hall. Therehe would see a representation ofall the different apples in the world,including Chinese!Under the direction of Mr. O. D.Frank, instructor in Biology in theUniversity high school, the highschool students and the elementaryschool children have collected ap¬ples and made posters for the dis¬play.Board To AllowCalohan Protest;Election Nov. 9Protest of William Calohan, de¬feated for treasurer of the sopho¬more class, was allowed by the elec¬tion board, which met yesterday af¬ternoon. The election, solely fortreasurer will be held over againnext Wednesday, November 9, from11 to 12 in front of the clock inCobb hall.Due to an error, Calohan’s namewas misspelled, and the board de¬cided after viewing the case in alllights that, in order to be as fair aspossible in all elections, to allow theprotest and hold the election overagain.“It was a mere technicality,” de¬clared Arnold Johnson, chairman ofelection board, “but was not foundout till the ballots were already atpress. Every effort was made to fixthe mistake, but it was too late.”The question of rotating the nameson the ballot had nothing at all to(Continued on page 2)STUDENTS ESCAPESUDDEN DEATH ONSTEEL MILL TOURThirty students came drasticallynear to death when they visited a steelmill recently under the supervision ofWilliam Normal Mitchell, instructorin Production Control. While remov¬ing a seventy-five foot bar of hotstee, in the blooming room, the barslipped and rolled directly in the pathof the astounded sight-seeers. Thestudents turned and fled madly to aplace of safety, while the bar hit apost and turned, thus saving the pant¬ing visitors from a premature death.—BEAT MICHIGAN—ERNSTEIN TO LEADFROSH DRAMA UNITHaving succeeded in his first at¬tempt at organizing freshman dram¬atics, Arthur Ernstein will relieve Dur-wood Lockard of his dramatic groupof the Green Cap Club and wdl meethis new proteges for the frst time atthe Reynolds Club today at 4:30. Allmusical talent, dance, or original skitsare solicited. Any original manuscriptsShould be submitted to Ernstein, atthe Kappa Nu house, as soon as pos¬sible.these difficulties and had gained ma¬terial and moral strength from them.Dr. Breasted also gave it as hisbelief that evolution was but a seriesof advancements in thought and thatthe progress of evolution from thetimes of the ancient Egyptians tothe modern day was a wonderfulachievement. Something greater thanmaterial gain should be sought, how¬ever, in his estimation and "it is thatindefinable something, that sense ofGod that we constantly strive to ob¬tain. By A1 E. Widdifield“Don’t start pasting clippings inyour glory scrap books yet,” saidJohnny Schommer, old time Maroongridiron ace, to the football squadassembled at a banquet of five hun¬dred alumni at the Palmer hotel lastnight. “The Michigan boys are, asa rule, a smart outfit. Neither youor the Wolverines have been defeat¬ed by any sustaining margin.”Introduced VeteransThese remarks by the gentlemanwho terms “Teddy” Linn as one ofhis “undertaker friends,” only camehowever, after the veteran alumnihad expressed their confidence inthe boys and showered their com¬mendations upon them. ToastmasterRod MacPherson, president of theChicago Alumni Association, HarrySwanson, vice president of the As¬sociation, Frank Whiting and JudgeWally Steffan and that immortal triothe 1905 “two to nothing” days—Dan Boone, Bert Gale, “Terry”Hitchcock, all of them patted theboys on the back and barked “we’reproud of you” at the two tables ofbattle scarred warriors.Phoenix PromisesPlenty of VarietyThe November Phoenix will be outNovember 17, and the deadline on edi¬torial copy and art work is a weekfrom today. The magazine will con¬tinue on the general lines laid down inthe opening number, but the Board isadhering to a loose enough policy sothat there will be plenty of variety inthe book.Milt Mayer will continue his Euro¬pean reflections, and Bertha Ten EyckJames and Sterling North have con¬tributed poetry. In deference to thedesires of the lowbrow element, themagazine will crack a “college” tonehere and there, but its humor will es¬sentially be of a less bald nature thanin other years.—BEAT MICHIGAN—Organ Vespers tobe Given in JosephBond Chapel TodaySecond of the season’s series ofThursday afternoon concerts at Jos¬eph Bond chapel will be a group oforgan vespers by Harris RockwellVail, director of music in the di¬vinity schol and organist at the HydePark Baptist church, today at 5.Everyone is welcome and may enterand leave the chapel as they desire.The program, which is of onehour’s duration, includes Polonaise,Flagler; Priere et Berceuse, Guilui-ant; Solvejo Lied, Grieg; Intermezzo,Szalit; Nocturne in G, Chopin; Al¬legro Pomposo, Holloway; RussianBoatmen’s Song, arranged by Eddy;Dreaming, Meyer Helmund; Minuet,Walkes; and Pax Vobiscum by Schu¬bert.—BEAT MICHIGAN—Foreign EnrollmentHeaded by CanadiansThree hundred ninety-seven for¬eign students enrolled in the Uni¬versity at the beginning of the au¬tumn quarter. They are representa¬tives of forty-two countries, theCanadians leading with an enroll¬ment of 156.China and Japan take third placesending 101 and twenty-five stu¬dents, respectively. There are ninefrom India and Germany, eight fromKorea and Russia and six from Scot¬land. The other countries each con¬tributed from one to five students.American students who are inter¬ested in studying the various racesand their interests may obtain spe¬cial permission from Mr. Bruce Wes-ely Dickson, advisor of foreign stu¬dents, to attend the Sunday eveningsuppers given by the InternationalStudents Association in Ida Noyeshall. The old timers reminisced aboutthe old days, dragged back into thered lacquer room of the Palmer ho¬tel the picture of the Michigan gameof the 1905 “two to nothing” days—minutes after the game had begunevery Maroon backfield man hadbeen laid low and “out.” “Michiganknows how they did it,” was the bit¬ter inference of “Terry” Hitchcockwho played halfback in those days.And there were indications of “oldscores to repay” on the tanned faceof the “Old Man” and that of Booneand Hill and Gale.“I Won’t Be Licked”“Remember 1904”—that was thebattlecry the old timers asked the1927 Stagg edition to remember."T won’t be licked”—that wasthe slogan that Judge “Wally” Stef¬fan threw to the boys.And that solemn row of patri¬archs sat there wrhile each one, intheir turn, got up and unleashed theirgathering sentiment about the im¬pending game with Michigan.Max Mason Proud of TeamThere was a younger looking manat their left, one for whom the bandhad played “On Wisconsin” whenhe entered the banquet hall. It wasMax Mason. And when he was in¬troduced by Toastmaster MacPher¬son as one whom the alumni lookedupen as a “cordial friend” he said-—“It was nice of our band to playthat song when I entered but it wasnot necessary to make me feel athome.” And the president spoke ofhis warm sentiment for the Univer¬sity “Our team at Ohi<?,” he said inhis mellowed way “played more foot¬ball than any group of young men Ihave ever seen. I don’t dare tellyou how proud I am.”(Continued on page 2)CONSTRUCT BOARDWALKS, RINK, ANDHOUSES ON MIDWAY“When board walks come, is winterfar behind?”The construction of board walksacross the Midway carries ominousportent of the advancing slushy sea¬son.The South Park Board is in chargeof the annual erection of these woodenramps and also of the lighted rink forice hockey in the Midway hollow justwest of Woodlawn avenue.The houses for the skaters are alsoto be constructed at the west endof the stretch from Dorchester toWoodlawn where the skaters will soonhold forth.—BEAT MICHIGAN—OPERA TICKETS FORSTUDENTS REDUCEDTickets at half price for the reg¬ular Sunday afternoon series of sub¬scription performances given by theChicago Civic Opera Company, areavailable to University student atthe Information office in the Pressbuilding. Box and main floor seatsin the Auditorium Theatre are $3.00to the student.Verdi’s “Aida,” which inauguratesthe series, will be given November6. Sample, tenor, and Boremeo,baritone, will make their debut be¬fore the Chicago musical public.Other well known members of thecast are Cyrena Van Gordon, For-michi, and Alexander Kipnis.Rosa Raisa, famous soprano, willsing the title role of Aida.—BEAT MICHIGAN—Maroons Of Oct. 6Wanted For F3esRequest has been made by theMaroon staff for any copies of theDaily Maroon of October 6 whichare held by students. Copies of thatissue are missing from the files andwould be greatly appreciated in theMaroon office. The staff now has acomplete file of all issues since 1904. Green Cap FroshPlan For MichiganThe Green Cappers, who formthe riproaring core of the cheeringstands, are enthusiastically tuningup yells and songs for the Michigangame next Saturday. To their meet¬ing at the circle yesterday, theybrought over 150 signs exhortingthe team to shove Michigan ontothe melancholy end of the score.To urge everybody to attend to¬morrow night’s pep session theywill scatter signs throughout thecampus, and just before the meet¬ing with their 15 ft. signs will leada parade starting from Mitchelltower at 7:15.Plan OrganizationOf UndergraduateDebating SocietyPlans for a new debating club arebeing formulated by Leonard H.Greatwood, undergraduate, recentlycome from England and Professor B.G. Nelson, of the department of pub¬lic speaking. A group of students hasexpressed a desire for such a club.“Such a club is being organized andwill commence activities within aweek,” Greatwod stated. “The pur¬poses behind the movement is to en¬courage the Oxford style of debate:that is, a free style, without the usualformalities.“It is our intention to develop aUniversity debating team, and so makeit possible for the University to issueand accept challenges from otherUniversities, and to provide the settingfor progress in the art of argumenta¬tion.Prof. Neison is interested in thismovement and will assist in its organ¬ization. He said that he was glad tosee action of that nature among thestudents. “There is undoubtedly vitalinterest in debating of the informalOxford type, requiring little prepara¬tion on the part of the debaters.—BEAT MICHIGAN—Discuss Adjustmentof Cave, City Man ,for Sociology Club!Professor William F. Osburn willspeak today at 8 in Swift 105 at theopening series of three meetings ofthe Sociology club in which the set¬tling of present day psychiatricproblems will be discussed. He willalso lay the foundation for the suc¬ceeding meetings.“Cave-man and the Modern City”will be his theme. He plans to pointout the great frequency of mentaldisorders in modern society, and togive his theories as to the effect ofthe strain of modern life, inhibi¬tion of desires, culture, city life, age,sex, and marriage on mental degrad-ency. Professor Ogburn will alsocompare the problems of adjustmentof the city man and the cave man,showing that they are the same intheir essentials.E. W. Bui’gess, associate profes¬sor of sociology; Clifford Shaw, so¬ciologist of juvenile research in Chi¬cago ; and Dr. Ellsworth Faris,chairman of the Sociology depart¬ment, will continue in the same fieldin the other meetings.By Joseph HamburgerContrary to student opinion, themost popular subject at the Univer¬sity is not Biblical Literature orEconomics, but plain, everyday Eng¬lish, at least according to the statis¬tics possessed by Mr. Payne of theRecorder’s Office. The registrationfor undergraduates during the year1926-27 show that 3,675 studentstook English, while History the nexthighest subject on the list, was tak¬en by only 2,591 students. Otherpopular subjects were Economics, ROUSE CHOOSESFIFTEEN SENIORSAS CLASS HEADSCouncil Positions Go toSix Women andNine MenKenneth Rouse, president of thesenior class, today announced thefollowing appointees to the classcouncil: George Dygert, JamesFlexner, Charles Harris, MiltonHayes, Wilfred Heitman, Carl Hend¬rickson, John Kennan, Edgar Koretz,Robert Massey, Catherine Fitzger¬ald, Carol Hess, Helen King, MarionPlimpton, Eleanor Wilkins and Mar¬jorie Van Benschoten.Members Prominent In ActivitiesGeorge Dygert, Delta Kappa Epsil¬on, is treasurer of the Interfratern¬ity Council. James Flexner is amember of Zeta Beta Tau and cap¬tain of the gym team. Charles Har¬ris, business manager of the DailyMaroon, is a Phi Kappa Psi. MiltonHayes, Kappa Sigma, was runner-upfor senior class president againstKen Rouse. Wilfred Heitman, AlphaDelta Phi, plays guard on the foot¬ball team. Carl Hendrickson is amember of the Undergraduate coun¬cil. John Kennan is the president ofthe Political Science club. EdgarKoretz is a member of Pi LambdaPhi and a superior in the order ofBlackfriars. Robert Massey, BetaTheta Pi, is one of the Marshals ofthe University.Catherine Fitzgerald is a memberof Mortar Board, Carol Hess of PhiBeta Delta, Helen King of Quad-rangler, Marion Plimpton of Chi Rhoand Marjorie Van Benschoten ofSigma, Eleanor Wilkins of Sigma,Esoteric.Activity Starts After Football“The first and the most importantpart of the business of any class,”says Ken Rouse, senior class presi¬dent, “is the choice of an efficientcouncil to carry out its work. I feelthat the council of the senior classwill prove an unqualified success. Ihave great faith in the ability of itsmembers.”Frances Kendall, Wyvern, TexGordon, Alpha Tau Omega, andRuth Boyd, the other senior classofficers, will be ex-officio membersof the council. No meetings havebeen planned for the immediate fu¬ture, because of football, but at theclose of the season the council willmeet to make plans for class activ¬ities through the year, Ken Rouseannounces.—BEAT MICHIGAN—LORSKI TO ADDRESSART CLUB STUDENTSLorski, the sculptor, will be aguest of the Art club at the annualbanquet, tonight at 6, in the sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall. Mr. Lorski,who is exhibiting at the Arts Clubin the Wrigley Building, will bepresent through the influence ofDudley Craft Watson, lecturer of theArt Institute.Members of the club who do notplan to attend the dinner are invitedto the lecture at 7 in the library ofIda Noyes hall.with 1,957 registrations, Sociology,with 1,080 and Political Science,with 1,073 registrations.Men Prefer ChemistryThe subject which leads the listas a major sequence among the menstudents is Chemistry, which was se¬lected by about 20 per cent. English,the Social Sciences, History, Law,Mathematics, Political Science andPolitical Economy were favored inthe order named. Greek, Botany,(Continued on page 2)Strive For Things Greater ThanMaterial Gain, Asserts Breasted English Most Popular Major; Men:Favor Chemistry, Women ArtPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1927Saily ifflannmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year ; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as uecond-class mail at the Chicago Pcitoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office. M'dway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sportt. Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARD. ROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOR OFFICIAL NOTICESThursday, November 3Radio Lecture: “The Rise ofChristianity.” Professor Shirley J.Case of the Divinity School. StationWMAQ. 8:00 a. m.Radio Lecture: “English Usage.”Dr. Mildred Lambert of the Englishdepartment. 10 a. m. Station WMAQ.Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity faculties. 11:50 a.m. Jos¬eph Bond chapel.The Physics Ciuu, “The Spectra ofthe Nebulae.” Associate ProfessorHarvey Brace Lemon of the PhysicsDepartment. “The Spectrum of theCorona.” Mr. I. Freeman. 4:30. Ry-erson 32.Organ Vespers. Harris RockwellVail, organist. 5. Joseph Bond cha¬pel.Men Speakers’ Club. 7. ReynoldsClub.Friday, November 4Radio Lecture: “The Rise ofChristianity.” Professor Shirley J.Case of the Divinity school. 8 a. m. Station WMAQ.Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties. Dr. Lynn HaroldHough, pastor of the Central Meth¬odist Episcopal church of Detroit,Mich. 11:50 a. m. Bond chapel.Public Lecture (The GraduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion) : “Joint Financing of SocialAgencies.” Allen T. Burns, formerdirector, Association of CommunityChests and Councils. 4:30. Cobb 108.Radio Vesper Chimes Service. 6.Station WMAQ, through Mitchelltower.Public Lecture (downtown) : “TheOrigin and Early Stages of theEarth.” Professor Rollin T. Cham¬berlin of the Geology department.6:45. Club room, the Art Institute.BOARD TO ALLOWCALOHAN PROTESTELECTION NOV. 9(Continued from page 1)do with the protest, it was pointedout; the decision was made purelyon the misspelling. All candidates for treasurer of thesophomore class will be voted onagain next Wednesday. They are:Ernest Stevens, who was awardedthe election, George Barnard, Sid¬ney Klein and William Calohan.The system used in elections is notstrictly the Hare system. But withone or two exceptions it was a suc¬cess, avers the board of elections.“In trying a new system there arebound to be a few mistakes,” sum¬marized Johnson, “but we hope fora perfect system in the ner future.”MEN LIKE CHEMISTRY;WOMEN TAKE ENGLISH(Continued from page 1)and Art held the least charm of all !j for the masculine sex.Women Artistically InclinedAmong the women, almost 50 percent chose English as their favoriteI subject. History was the next fav-! ored study, and true to their high-\ ly aesthetic inclinations, Art gained| a third place in the sun.The fair sex escaped with lessI scholastic degradation, only 9.15 |per cent failing in one or more sub- I jects, while 16.35 per cent of themen received flunk notices.Figures on the relative standingsof the fraternity and non-fraternitymen revealed further interestingdata. Of the freshman class of 192632 per cent of the fraternity menfailed to make an average C gradeand 25 per cent of the non-frater¬nity men. In the psychology testsadministered to that class the frat¬ernity men have a shade the best ofit, maintaining an average IQ gradeof 57 as contrasted with a 56 of thenon-fraternity men.STEFFAN, MASON, ANDSTAGG ADDRESS GRIDWARRIORS AT BANQUET(Continued from page 1)“I’ve never had better, more con¬scientious men to coach in all thethirty-six years I’ve been at Chi¬cago,” was the statement of thegrand old patriarch of the Midwayand one who is not always liberalwith his commendation.EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDaxter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Offipe ManagerEarle M. Stocker ...Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Consolidationof official campus publications in one building.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. One Sophomore Honor Society.THE BIG PARADEIT was a good election. And now that the shouting and clamorhave begun to die down arid the campus is going about itsbusiness again we may look at last week’s plaything from amore distracted point of view.In the past, class elections have seemed to us to resemblethe choosing of officers for the fourteenth grand exalted chapterof the Booster’s Club of New' York. Most of those who voted atall, voted because a ballot was thrust into their hands and theyhappened to have a pencil. And they carefully placed an X be¬fore the name of the man w’ho once spoke to them on campus.Or the man who was the friend of the man who used to be afriend of theirs. Or the man who w*as sitting towTard the frontof the hall in a new7 suit coughing loudly and dropping Enumer¬able books on the floor.Last week things were different. For days before the elec¬tion there wras an element of mystery in front of Cobb hall. Mendashed up to one another breathlessly and wrhispered words.Automobiles slipped by wTith house presidents wedged in frontseats between men who talked quietly while continually countingon their fingers. Club women caught the lapels of unkempt-look¬ing men with great briefcases. And over the campus wTas a tensehush pulsating with excitement.The University has wraited thirty years for this kind of anelection.THESE WERE THY CHARMS—AVER on the campus beneath twro bushes is a little structure of'J limestone with the inscription ’96. It is the Senior Bench.In years gone by the Senior Bench rested under a tree wherea building now stands. Girls with great flow7ery hats and menwffth starched collars stopped there and chatted. And on its harduncomfortable surface sat men w7ho are now7 great poets andleaders of science, and men who from behind polished desks dic¬tate the policies of the w7orld.But the University needed space for new buildings and thebench was moved. It rested for days half buried in dirt from afoundation. Then it w7as set up on boards and placed in a cornerin front of Cobb hall.When we passed by it today in its newest place, it had asort of desolate look. But the friendly leaves were beginning tocover it. fteW evudple&siir-ayjble addition toCfttc&Qo /‘elect Xatehour attraction, inthe s-pirit of the/marl /u-pper ctiffh.£-rvi&r~?nin-rrte-n£ctrtcZ dancing to i/u?•mart enenanttn-gxn-u-s-tc. —ike -tinkling tune,soothing Syn.co70ta.tion,.perft? cl rhythm. ofArt CopeA-cr ,,So Zden- JCtlyo-xch&sireL.vjoiaen Lilw"Joutfi fieri Xt/kett Cczfe309 <z 9cir/teTdat ifie nTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1927PEP SESSION TO CULMINATE GREAT WEEKVARSITY SMEARS WOLVERINE PASSATTACK AS EXECUTED BY FROSH SIX MICHIGAN MENGAIN ALL-AMERICANSWIMMING HONORSStop Passes, Stop MichiganApparent Slogan ofCoachesCrisp football weather greeted theMaroons yesterday when they appear¬ed in the training camp for anotherstiff workout in preparation for theMichigan tilt Saturday. The after¬noon’s play was featured by the de¬fensive work of the varsity againstMichigan plays which were demon¬strated by the freshmen.Work Against PassesMichigan’s famed passing attackcame in for a good deal of attentionby Coach Stagg. Now that reportshave verified Gilbert’s return to theWolverine backfield, Michigan will beprepared to renew its aerial attack withvigor. To that extent, the varsityspent a busy afternoon breaking uppasses perpetrated by the yearlings andshowed fair success in their attemptsto nullify the freshmen offensive.After concluding with the -defensivedrill, the “Old Man’’ sent his chargesthrough dummy offensive. New plavs )were given the varsity so that spec¬tators will witness the Maroons uncorksomething new in the way of a varied |attack.Team In ShapeThe convelcscing men are roundinginto shape quickly. Spence, end, whowas in bad shape last week worked,out with the varsity and probably willbe ready for action against the Wol¬verines. The backfield men are all ingood condition and are utilizing the fewremaining workouts getting into trimfor the important scrap ahead otthem.The Maroons face the Michigan bat¬tle in the role of underdogs but Coach jStfigg is quietly inspiring his men witha grim fighting spirit. The Chicago |squad has not been keyed for any biggame this year, unless it was the Pennfray, and since the Michigan game is aheadliner on the Maroons’ schedulethis year, they are looking forward toit with grim determination.Both teams have practically been ,eliminated lrom the I’ig len race butas far as the Maroons are concerned,the Wolverine tilt represents the one jbig game of the year, excepting Illi¬nois. A victory over Michigan willclimax a great season for a team whichwas considered mediocre at the out¬set.—BEAT MICHIGAN—MICHIGAN SHAPESDEFENSE; GILBERTLIKELY STARTERMichigan DailyAnn Arbor, Mich., Nov. 1.—Look¬ing back upon the Illinois reverseas past history, the Wolverine squaddirected its energies toward the moreimportant task that not confronts it,that of preparing for their encounterwith Coach Alonzo A. Stagg’s for¬midable Maroon team Saturday onStagg field.Both the coaches and the teamhave settled down to a week of hardwork in their effort to stage anotherof those comebacks which have beenso characteristic of Michigan teamsin past years after unexpected re¬verses.Regarding the Chicago team asanything but an easy foe, the squadsettled down to intensive drill Mon¬day, with the men who did not seeaction in the Illinois tilt goingthrough a stiff scrimmage with thereverses.Perfect DefenseYesterday’s practice was confinedin a large measure to perfecting adefense against the plays used by theChicago team in the Ohio State con¬test Saturday. Coach Courtrightscouted the contest and brought backadequate information to convince(Continued on page 4) Weddell Hopes For BiggestMeeting To PrimeTeam“All out to the Pep Session!”So commands Bill Weddell, headcheer leader, who is in charge of thePep Session and the big parade be¬fore it.All signs point to the parade andthe pep meeting in Mande lhall asthe best in many years. Promptly at7 tomorrow the team, the band, theGreen Cappers, and the student bodyin general are' to start the paradefrom Mitchell tower.W. A. A. Joins ParadePlans are to have the line of marchgo by Ida Noyes hall where the par¬ade is to be joined by the membersof the Women’s Athletic association,which is having a dinner there. Thefeminine contingent will also be in¬creased by women from the dormi¬tories on and off campus.“Go Chicago” buttons are to besold to the marchers by Iron Mask,Junior honor society. Dick Williams,president of Iron Mask, will be incharge of the sales.1907 Team AppearsChicago men who beat Michiganin 1902 will be present at the PepSession itself, which is to start at7:30. Speeches by team members,prominent alumni, undergraduates,and Stagg will be features of theevent.Bill Weddell is to lead the pep-sters in cheers, and he promises sev¬eral new stunts by the cheer leaders.He has especially urged all possessorsof fog-horn voices to be present inorder to be in the best of form forthe game the next day.Signs Announce SessionSigns announcing the Pep Sessionare being broadcast over the campus.Green Cappers are also to carrysigns demanding the downfall ofMichigan and attendance at the ses¬sion preceding the game.The Green Cap club has been prac¬ticing yells at noon every day forthe past week, and they are expected In the All-American swimmingteam selected by Frank J. SullivanIntercollegiate Swimming Guide,Michigan seems to have a monopolyof the honors. Former-Captain Sam¬son of the Maize and Blue has thesignal honor of being recognized asthe greatest Intercollegiate swimmerin the country. He is also selectedfor honors in four separate events,the 50, 100, 220 and 440 yard freestyle swims.Bob Darnell, captain of this year’sswimming team at Michigan, is alsoaccorded honors in four events. Thisquadruple honor is also accorded toanother Michigan man, Bob Wag¬ner. Michigan also placed Spindleand Hubbell in the back-stroke andShorr in the breast stroke.Out of fifty-six possible positionson the All-American swimming teamMichigan had twelve, Yale seven,Minnesota six with Chicago wayway down on the list. House ofYale received honors in two events;Lewis of Rutgers received honors infour events while other All-Ameri¬can positions were pretty well splitup.to be a major factor in the expectedvictory over Michigan.All Students OutAll students of the University,graduate as well as undergraduate,have been urged to attend the PepSession. Women particularly arewanted to turn out. Their showingat the last session was regarded asonly fair.Supporters of the team who arenot University students have alsobeen requested to come out and helpmake tomorrow’s Pep Session thebiggest in the history of the school.—BEAT MICHIGAN—Madison, Wis., Nov. 1. — HighSchool athletes throughout Wiscon¬sin will be admitted to the Wisconsin-Iowa Homecoming game here inCamp Randall Stadium on Nov. 12 atthe regular student 50 cent rate, itwas announced today in contradic¬tion of previous reports. 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Get a bottle or two and prove it.FOR SALE BY:University Bookstore - Woodworth’sBookstore - University PharmacyT. R. WolfAd No. 5 PHI PSI WINS I-M CROSS COUNTRYRACE; OLD MARK BROKEN BY LETTSWinner Breaks Record Established In 1925, By TwentySeconds; Delta Upsilon TakesRunner-Up PositionWisconsin StartsPreparation ForWinter CarnivalMadison, Wis., Nov. 3.—GeorgeLittle, Wisconsin’s Director of Ath¬letics, has made another stride for¬ward in his program to carry thebenefits of sports to the masses. Mr.Little has started a movement, withthe aid of a Madison business men’scommittee, to unite the Universityand the city in launching an elabor¬ate winter sports program.The recommendations of the firstcommittee meeting are indeed en¬couraging for the members endorsedall of Mr. Little’s tentative plans.These* arrangements would providefor more skating rinks, with heatedshelters, that could be used jointlyby the public and the students. Oneof the outstanding ideas is the stag¬ing of a huge Winter Carnival onthe lakes.—BEAT MICHIGAN—The Wisconsin-Grinnell footballengagement, coming as it does afterthree stiff games and prior to theIowa and Chicago contests, may be¬come nothing more than a day ofrest for most of Glenn Thistleth- Led by the record breaking per¬formance of Letts, the Phi Psi’swon the annual I. M. cross-countryrun. By placing three men in thefirst ten of those finishing, Phi Psireceived but 15 points. D. U. wasrunner up with 24, while Phi Pi Phiran third with 45.Letts, a former high school trackflash, ran a pretty race in clipping20 seconds from the record for thisevent. The former record was madeby Dick Williams, varsity track cap¬tain, in 1925. Letts time was 12:30while the old record stood at 12:50.Changnon, D. U., ran a fast race inplacing second with 12:45. Holt, Al¬pha Delt, placed third, but was de¬clared ineligible because he has wonhis numerals in track. Farwell, PhiPsi, while placing fourth was movedinto third place by this decision.The rest who placed in the firstten are as follows: Branner, Chi Psi; Swenson, T. K. E.; Barlacher, DeltaChi; Freeman, Phi Pi; Swadesh, un¬attached; Cooperrider, D. U.; Math¬ias, Phi Psi.Although the day was a bit toochilly for idea|l running weather,seventy-five men were waiting forthe starters gun at 3:45. Very fewof those starting the two and one-half mile grind dropped from therace until the finish line was crossed.Seventy-five started and but five ofthese failed to finish.Not only were time records brok¬en, but also the attendance was thelargest ever recorded for such anevent. 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I Chicago BuildingRemington Typewriter Company, | State and Madison Street z'Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 19274SONGS FOR ABELARD3.Life is a patternSun on a roof-top,Grey stone buildingsNetted with vines.Life is a concert, . . .Breezes and voices.Hush at the midnightSplattered with chimes.Life is a mad moodVeiled in star-light,Singing with colorsVeined and shot through.Life is a moment,Life is forever, . . .Life is a patternPainted by you.—j. f. d.- >^Whlsfle Michigan ShapesDefense; GilbertLikely Starter(Continued from sports page)Coach Tad Wieman and his chargesof the great power of the Stagg ma¬chine.Gilbert May Be FitWelcome news in the form of anLouis Gilbert, who underwent an op-announcement to the effect thateration for an infected elbow short¬ly before the Illinois game, willprobably be available for the Chi¬cago test, was issued by the Michi¬gan head coach Monday. The loss ofthe brilliant halfback no doubt con¬tributed largely to the Wolverines’upset, and his presence in the start¬ing lineup Saturday will greatly in¬crease the power of the Maize andBlue team.The rest of the team came throughthe contest in fairly good shape ex¬cept for numerous bumps andbruises and should all be availablefor Saturday’s contest.SIGNS OF THE WEATHER:—We noticed five empty Sealpacker-chief cartons on the ground in frontof the bookstore this morning.Shhh . . . We Have It ConfidentiallyThat Mayor Thompson HimselfWears Oxford-Shoes!Dear George:My accounting prof says that allorthodox accounting practices in theUnited States come from Englandand Scotland—that these principlesdominate accounting here. Whatin-hell shall I do? Drop the course orwhat?—Bartlett JimP. S.—Am sending $10.00 by nextmail to cover my initiation fee forthe first American First Organiza¬tion. Down with the godam torries.—B. J.Yoo-Hoo, J. F. D., Here’s YourReplyDear j. f. d.:Forgive me! I extend my humblestapologies! After all, you were right.For did you not say, “Lay off myfeeble brain-children”? Bravo! Suchcharming modesty! I note, however,an error in punctuation—the print¬er’s fault, eh? I’m sure what youmeant to write was: “Lay off myfeeble brain, children!” Such delight¬ful introspection for one so handi- jcapped . . .—The Poisoned PenP. S. Geo.-G.—Can’t you get some- ione else to engage in verbal com- ibat with me—someone worthy of my imettle? j. f. d., sweet thing, is SO !sophomoric . . .—T. P. P.BERTRAND RUSSELL says thatWar is caused, not by economic con- jditions, but by Passion. We recallwhat our own General Tecumseh ISherman once said on the subject,and immediately combine the two in |a single zooming expostulation, “Pas¬sion, Hell!”No!—We Must Have the Truth, BeIt Only An Inkling!George:I wish The Poisoned Pen would Idry up!—Eee.ODE ON A PIECE OF TAILOREDSEAL-SKIN(To G. A.— fhe Little Gir! With theBrand New Fur CoatSome girls keep their garments jcleanBy constant use of gasoline;Others swear by soap and water; IMany like an iron and blotter.Then a few (whose tastes are mean- j**■)Advocate plain Wilson Cleaner.Girls thus classify their clothes,And a concentrating noseComes to know them all so wellIt can tell them by their smell.—BUT—When I saw your new seal coat1 sensed a strange and different note.For—as far as I had gleanedIt had never once been cleanedYet the odor from its hideCouldn’t rightly be denied.That aroma’s due, I feel,To the fact that your coat-Seal,Never stopped to take a bath!On its walk along Life’s path,—GEO-G. ILLINI SEE HARDGAMES TO COMELooking toward three tough con¬ference games with Iowa, Chicagoand Ohio State in the order named,University of Illinois fans are en¬couraged by the reserve strengthavailable. While the Illini have noheadlined stars, there are severalgood men available for almost everyposition and Zuppke is taking ad¬vantage of the fact.Against Michigan Zup used 32men. Twelve of these were soph¬omores and eleven lettermen, butfour of the veterans, Marriner,Muegge, Mitterwallner and Grable,played only short periods. The restwere reserves of other years, win¬ning recognition by their continu¬ous fight. Ed Winsper, Frank Ald-ous and Greasy Lee, backs who havebeen playing with the “All-Ameri¬cans” were rewarded with briefchances. Lee and Aldous are seniorsbut Winsper is a sophomore andquite promising.Victories over Northwestern andMichigan have cheered the Illini butthere is no time for idle banter asthey gird for the Iowa game Satur¬day at Iowa City. Ingwersen hasbeen pointing his Hawks for theZuppmen for two weeks while Illinois was busy preparing for theWolverines.Bruised BadgersTo Get Easy Drillfor Grinnell GameSlightly battered from the melee withMinnesota last Saturday, Wisconsinopened training lightly here this weekfor her engagement with GrinnellCollege of Iowa on November 5th.With the Grinnell game incidental tothe Homecoming clash with theHawkeyes a week later, Coach GlenThistlethwaite is priming his pupilsgradually for the major contest beforethe returning grads. Every phase ofstrategy and spirit is being focused bythe Badgers on the Iowa game hereNovember 12th and the Maroon gameat Chicago on November 19th.Although no serious defects resultedfrom the Gopher tilt, several Badgerssustained enough abuse to warrantJ. H. 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