Dedicate MedicalSchool Monday. i 4fje Batlp Jllaroon Seniors ChooseOfficers Today.—Vol. 28. No. 1j. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1927 Price Five CentsMain StreetBy Milton S. MayerHarry Whang and I sat in the li¬brary of the Rho Eta Alpha house,staring sourly into the log fire. “Why,”said Harry, “don’t you write a columnabout campus politics—class electionsand things like that? A bird like you,who has been through the mill and isone of the inner circle, could probablyspill a w'hole car-load of interestingbilge regarding the general r. f. thathinges on each and every undergrad¬uate appointment and election.’’ Ipondered on this for a while, puffingmeditatively on my Comoy, and thenaddressed myself to Bro. Whang. “Iprobably could,” I said, “but I don’tthink I shall. You see,” I went on,“the glamour of petty politics is thesolution in which campus life swims.The frat boys, for instance, feel thatthey ought to show their devotion tothe Holy Bond; and so they liue upeach other with the end in view ofshoving Joe Goose, the simplest manthat ever drew breath, into office.Then, when Joe is elected, his broth- jers in Gamma Gamma Mush weartheir badges a little nearer the vest-buttons and get themselves pointedout (so they think') as the club thatruns the campus. And then there arethose lads and lassies who have mere¬ly a sporting interest in the racketand would rather stuff ballots than bepresident. In fine,” and I summed upthe case in a few well-chosen words, |“the undergraduates thrive on their jpoliticking and would rather he let Jalone. They think that they are do- |ing the work of the world, and wepublications fellow’s are in no wiseprepared to undeceive them.” “Thenit is your opinion,” said Harry, “thatBarnum was right?” “It is mv opin¬ion.” I assented profoundly, “thatBarnum w’as right.” “And.” said Har¬ry, “you will carry your secrets tothe grave?” “I will carry my secretsI replied darkly, as the fire sank low,“to the grave.”* * * *This being the open season for foot¬ball stories, I have one of my own.It has to do more with the band thanwith the football team, perhaps, butit has that tinge of what Ralph HenryBarbour used to call the thud of thepigskin breaking the mellow stillnessof a golden autumn afternon. It seerhsthat the year Chicago won the confer¬ence championship (chorus: WON’ jTHE CONFERENCE CHAMPION¬SHIP, HEEL!) there was a great ex¬odus from these tickets in the direc¬tion of Columbus, the locus of theChicago-Ohio game. Almost to a man.the campus was accompanying theteam. Now a sterling fellow’ of myacquaintance, whom we shall designateas Blank (he has long since becomea Frater in Administration) did nothave the necessary bucks to make thetrip, and his heart bled as he saw therest of the boys packing their soxand Bibles, pursuant to the pilgrimage.The Monday before the game foundBlank in conference with Mr. Blunk,director of what set itself up as theUniversity band. “You say you havenot played the trombone for 2 years,”Mr. Blunk wras saying, “but that youare an old hand at it?” “I am that,"said Blank, his silly, honest face beam¬ing. Well, the long and the short ofit is that Blank got a lower both ways,- a seat on the fifty-yards, a new trom¬bone, and a soldier suit out of thedeal. Mr. Blunk didn’t ask Blankfor a tryout, and failed to discoverso the story goes, that Blank hadnever played a note on any instru¬ment, and probably never will. Theolder I grow, the more I am inclinedto take stock in the theory advancedby Bro. Whang, myself, and Barnum.GARVEY AND VEEDERLEAD PHOENIX RACEBill Garvey and George Veeder areleading the field of Phoenix Adver¬tising solicitors in the contest spon¬sored by that magazine. The contestis based on the number of inchesof ad space brought in by the men,and awards consist of positions, on thestaff and cash prizes.4\ CHARLES CUTTER HEADS JUNIORSSOCIAL HISTORYOF CHICAGO TOBE PUBLISHEDUniversity Sociologists,Historical SocietyIssue WorkA “Social History of Chicago,” aproject that has never been completedbefore of any locality of the country,is, after four years of intensive workunder the supervision of the Univer¬sity of Chicago, aided by the ChicagoHistorical Society, well on the wayto completion.Miss Vivian Palmer, head of thesociology research department and incharge of the compilation and editingof a “Social History of Chicago."stated that she expected the work tobe finished within a year. The editedvolume will contain 1500 pages, in¬formation for which will have been ob¬tained from thousands of pages ofmanuscript material.Sociologists ContributeThe material for the work has beengathered by three methods. Studentsin the sociology classes account for'a good deal of it. Gathering materialfor this history of Chicago comprisesmuch of their activity for the quarterin this particular branch of study.Charles Newcomb, Beatrice Nesbit,and Marion Lindner are the peoplewho are assisting Miss Palmer in thehandling of the data which the stu¬dents gather. Each student, in obtain¬ing good information, visits a specifiedlocality and interviews old timers andinfluential people in that community.In Chicago there are eighty-seven lo¬cal communities and four hundredneighborhoods.From records possessed by the Chi¬cago Historical Society other valuedinformation is gained. The othersource is material gained from com¬munity periodicals.Miss Palmer in an interview, stated(Continued on page 2)Graduates MeetTo Elect CouncilRepresentatives to the GraduateStudent Council will be elected at amass meeting of all students in thegraduate schools of Arts and Liter- |ature to be held today at 1, in Har¬per Mil.Miss Helena Gamer, president of thelast year’s council, will preside andtake charge of the election.All matters which concern the con¬duct of graduate students or the useof the graduate clubhouse, as well asthe planning of all social affairs forgraduate students this quarter, areamong the duties of the council.NEW BOOKS ADDEDTO RENTAL LIBRARYSeveral new books have been re¬ceived by the rental library this week,according to Miss Little. The booksare concerned with literature, history,chemistry, and the Negro question.A few books on fiction were receivedby the loan library this week.. Amongthese are “The Mad Carews,” by Mar¬tha Ostendo; “Death Comes to theArchbishop,” by Wilda Cather; and“Vestal Fire,” by Compton MaceKn-zie.W. A. A. ENTERTAINSW. A. A. will give a bridge partytoday at 3, in the sunparlor of IdaNoyes hall. Bridge prizes will beawarded and refreshments of icecream and cake will be served. PeggyDavies will entertain by telling for¬tunes and Marjorie Van Benschotenwill read handwriting. Paul H. DouglasSpeaks At BondPhilosophy of life was discussedby Professor Paul H. Douglas ofthe economics department lastnight at the religious service inBond Chapel under the chairman¬ship of Ken Rouse.This is the third of a series ofreligious meetings being conductedat Bond chapel for the studen/s.Professor Douglas fs a man whosetalks can interest the student. Hehas just returned from a sojournin Russia, and has recently giventwo lectures before the liberal club.LAW SCHOOL TOELECT JJFFICERSGreatest Competition InJunior ClassElections of the Law School willbe held today at noon on the firstfloor of the Law’ Building. Those whoare running for office in the Seniorclass are as follow’s: president, CasperM. Murphy and William Davis; vice-president, Max Lurie; secretary, luesCatron; treasurer, James J. Daley;and councillors, John Morris, Alex¬ander Elson and Victor Wisner.Junior Class NomineesIn the Junior clas* the nominees are,president, Thomas Mulroy and LouisWatson; vice-president, BenjaminGreenbaum and Henry McDonald;secretary, Robert McDougal and PaulE. Shuurke; treasurer, Claire Driscoll;and for the councillors Chris De-vatenos, Joseph Hasterlik, Lester Plot-kin, William Alexander, Chester An¬derson and Robyn Wilcox.Those running as candidates in theFreshmen class are, president, GilesPenstone and Eugene Goodwillie;vice-president, Joseph Cody; secretary,Jerome Wiess; treasurer, Paul Leff-manh; and for councillors Rudolph W.Bergeson, Heber Taylor, and HermanJ. Offer.Juniors FightThe greatest competition is in theJunior class, where there are two con¬tending factions. Both parties in thiscontroversy have* adopted conflictingplatforms and each predicts an easyvictory.Playwriting ClassEntertained at TeaBy Beatrice LillieFrank H. O’Hara, assistant profes¬sor of the English department, andhis 11 o’clock class in playwriting,were entertained Wednesday after¬noon by Beatrice Lillie ,an actress whois appearing at the Palace Theatrethis week, and Annette Gerstenberg,special secretary of the theatre. MissLillie played in Chicago last year in“Oh Please.”The group assembled backstage andMiss Gerstenberg served tea for theclass in the Tudor room of the thea¬tre. Later she gave a talk on the prob¬lems of playwriting and acting.English PhilosopherLectures DowntownBertrand Russell, the English sci¬entist and philosopher, will speak atthe first meeting of the Chicago For¬um, Sunday at 3:15 in the AdelphiTheatre at Clark and Madison Streets,Fredrick Atkins Moore, executive di¬rector of the Chicago Forum Councilannounced today.Mr. Russell will speak on “Scienceand Civilization.” He will analyzetrends in our present civilization andmake rigid tests of the effect of sci¬entific methods and inventions. HOLD DEDICATIONOF NEW MEDICALCLINICSTUESDAYJames R. Angell GivesConvocation TalkOn MondayDedicatory exercises and the onehundred forty-eighth convocation ofthe University on the occasion of theformal opening of the Albert MerrittBillings Hospital and the Max Ep¬stein Clinic are to take place thisMonday and Tuesday, October 31 andNovember 1.Angell SpeaksThe exercises are to include con¬ferring of degrees, speeches and de¬partmental assemblies. Among thespeakers is James Rowland Angell,president of Yale University. Thereare also to be speakers on medicalsubjects from many of the leadingschools in that profession.The convocation opens Mondaymorning in Leon Mandel Assemblyhall with the convocation procession.The prayer for these exercises will begiven by the convocation chaplain,Charles W. Gilkev, professor ofpreaching. James Rowland Angell isto deliver the convocation address.The meeting will conclude with theconferring of honorary degrees. Aluncheon will be given to the delegatesat the Albert M. Billings Hospital.Departments MeetIt is planned to devote the after¬non to departmental assemblies. Be¬tween four and six p. m. the clinicsand laboratories will be open for in¬spection, while the evening will betaken up with a scientific assembly. Areception for delegates and visitors inthe Reynolds club house is planned tofollow the assembly.Pledge $4,000For MemorialsAlmost $4,000 has been pledged by210 people—students, teachers, andfriends of the department of chem¬istry—to perpetuate the memory ofProfessor Stieglitz and the late Pro¬fessor Nef, co-founders of the depart¬ment. The memorials will take theform of busts, of which that of Pro¬fessor Stieglitz will be sculptured byMrs. Alice L. Siems and that of Pro¬fessor Nef by Leonard Crunelle. Bothartists are associated with LoradoTaft.A committee, headed by Dr. J. W.E.Glattfield, plans to unveil the bustsat the dedication of the new Joneslaboratory next fall.STUDENTS TO VISITCHICAGO CHINATOWNChinese churches, chow mein noo¬dle factories, newspapers, and restaur¬ants where free instruction will begiven in the use of chopsticks, arepoints to be visited in a tour of China¬town Saturday. Previous trips haveincluded interviews with Sacco-Van-zetti rioters and others prominent inthe days’ news.The cost of the trip is fifty cents,plus fares and meals, and is open toall students.- The tourists will startfrom the Field Museum at 2:15.CLASSES MEET MONDAYContrary to popular supposition,classes will not be dismissed Mondayon account of the Convocation at theMedical building, as, it is held, thtmajority of the undergraduate bodywill have little major interest in thistote, „c»r»mnnv • Seniors To VoteOn Officers TodaySenior class elections will be heldtoday, the polling tent being openfrom nine to three in front of CobbHall. The candidates are:President — Fred von Ammon,Phi Gamma Delta; Milton Hayes,Kappa Sigma; Kenneth Rouse, Sig¬ma Nu.Vice-president—Catherine Fitz¬gerald, Mortar Board; Carol Hess,Phi Beta Del/a; Frances Kendall,Wyvern.Treasurer—Tex Gordon, AlphaTau Omega; John Kennan.Secretary—Ruth Boyd, DorothyLow, Quadrangler.ALUMNI JOURNALOUT WEDNESDAYTaft Writes On SargentIn First IssueAlumni of the University will maketheir first participation in campus ac¬tivities, when they publish the-first is¬sue of their monthly magazine Wed¬nesday, November 2.There wil lbe a book section "devotedto some recent books concerning theUniversity and to interesting reviewsand sketches by members of the fac¬ulty and of the student body. Dec¬orations are by Carl Lippe.Reproduction of PaintingLorado Taft has written a very en¬lightening article on the late Profes¬sor Walter Sargent. A reproductionof a painting by the latter is also in¬cluded in the magazine. Miss MaudSlye, Associate Professor of Pathol¬ogy, has written an article which pre¬sents a plan for the elimination ofcancer from the human race. “The As¬sault on the English Novel” by Assist¬ant Professor B. Millett and “RecentExperiences of the Reading Public byProfessor Shirley Jackson Case arecontained in this issue. The latter re¬plies to letters of an indignant publicwhich has read his last book, “Jesus.”Victor Rotertis has written “The Foot¬ball Season”. Action pictures illus¬trate the article.Council To MeetThe Alumni Council will hold itsquarterly meeting Monday at 8, ac¬cording to Alan Heald, secretary.Plans for Alumni activities during theyear w’ill be discussed.Londoner to SpeakOn Social InsuranceBefore Grad SchoolJ. C. Pringle, secretary of the Lon¬don Charity Organization society, willspeak before the graduate school ofSocial Service Administration todayat 3:30 in Classics 10 on social insur¬ance from the standpoint of a socialworker. This talk will be a continua¬tion of the discussion of this subjectwhich Mr. Pringle undertook lastWednesday. Mr. Pringle was form¬erly an adherent of social insuranceuntil he became convinced of its detri¬mental effect.Art Theatre EndsStay On SaturdayFinal performances on the campusof the Chicago Art Theatre’s reper¬toire of three one-act plays will beSaturday evening at the Discipleschurch.The group will be back on campusin December with Kelly’s three-actplay, "The Torchbearers,” andO’Neill’s “Anna Christie.” O’Neill’spowerful drama is especially suitableto the Russian type of acting offeredbv the Art Theatre ALLEN, WHITNEY,WILLIAMSON WINOTHER POSITIONSClose Race FeaturesVoting In SecondClass ElectionCharles Cutter, Deke, was electedpresident of the Junior class yester¬day, defeating Richard Williams, Al¬pha Delta Phi, the only other candi¬date. The final count was 88 for Cut¬ter to 71 for Williams.Cutter has been active on campus,having been sophomore interscholasticmanager, publicity chairman of Dads’Day, a member of the basketballsquad, and score manager of Black-friars. Williams has won his “C” intrack and is captain of the team thisyear.Allen Vice-PresidentThe vice-presidency of the classwent to Annette Allen, Esoteric, whodefeated Dorothy Hartford, Quad¬rangler, by the count of 85 to 74. Sheis president of \V. A. A.Russel Whitney, Psi Upsilon waselected treasurer of the class in aclose race against John Crowell, DeltaUpsilon. The votes were 85 for Whit¬ney to 74 for Crowell. Whitney hasbeen very active in dramatics on thecampus and was vaudeville managerfor Dads’ Day this year. Crowell hasmade a name for himself on campuspublications and this year is businessmanager of Cap and Gown.Marjorie Williamson won out inthe contest for the office of secretaryby a count of 89 to 68. The other can¬didate was Florence Herzman. Mar¬jorie Williamson is a member of thestaff of Cap and Gown, and FlorenceHerzman was on the entertainmentcommittee of Interscholastic last year.Foreign StudentsMeet At SupperForeign students in the Universityare urged to attend an Internationalfriendship supper, Sunday at 6. in themain dining room of Ida Noyes hall.Vice-president F. C. Woodward willspeak, and musical entertainment willbe provided by Johnson Kengye, andMr. A. M. Astor, who is a graduate ofthe University.“The object of the suppers is to im¬prove the social, intellectual, spiritual,and mental conditions of the foreignmen and women students without dis¬crimination because of religion,” statedB. W. Dickson, who is in charge ofthe program.INITIAL FROSH PLAYPROVES SUCCESSFUL“The Neighbors” as presented by afreshman cast yesterday in the Rey¬nolds Club theatre was considered un¬usually successful by Arthur Ernsteinpresident of Gargoyles, and Mr. FrankH. O’Hara, assistant professor in theEnglish department. The play is a oneact character study of rural New Eng¬land types.Arthur Ernstein, who directed itsays that other freshmen will have achance to try out for the next play,which will be chosen soon.KUNTSMAN LECTURESJohn G. Kuntsman, Assistant Pro¬fessor of German, will give an illus¬trated lecture on “The German Gym¬nasium” at the meeting of DieDeutsch Gesellschaft tomorrow at 4,in the reception room of Ida Noyeshall. The lecture will be delivered inelementary German for the benefit ofhfgjrwriing ofud<»ntcPage Two THU DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 28. 1927Slip Saily HarnmtFOUNDED IN 1991THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS, 1906,under the act of March 8, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 ElKs AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sportx Jffi ce, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. W1DD1FIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News Editor SPORTS DEPARTMENTVictor Roterus Sport* EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDaxter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day Dditor Emmarette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior Editor Jack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker . Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorA Mean Gibboney Sophomore Editor Sam Teitelman Circulation AaatotantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantI Stanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Consolidationof official campus publications in one building.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. One Sophotnore Honor Society.COLLEGE: THREE HOURS A DAYFE boast that we are no rah-rah school but an institution ofladies and gentlemen is beginning to wear itself out. For yearswe have used that gag to pound out of prospective freshmenheads the ingrown theory that the University of Chicago is a dull,drab place, with no morale, no collegiateness. But for years theprospective freshmen have seen through the gag, and for yearsthey have turned their steps away, to pitch camp at some “rowdy”state university, where there prevails the spirit that we lack anddisdain. And things have grown worse and worse, and now thesituation is one that threatens the life of the undergraduateUniversity. The University of Chicago is fast becoming a dayschool.Where, we ask ourselves, are the seven thousand studentsthat statistics tell us are enrolled this quarter? The statistics areaccurate: the seven thousand are enrolled. Their classes come ateight, nine, and ten, or nine, ten, and eleven. And then they aregone. To them college is a continuation of high school, where persons get an education in the least possible time. They are not partof the University. They add nothing to its life. They know noth¬ing of its soul.The Interscholastic meets can not shoulder all the appeal toout of town men and women. We bring them here, and have noplace to house them. They don’t come back. Those men and wornen who make the University a place to live and a place that liveswill leave the University of Chicago for a university that can accopiodate them in dormitories. Medical schools and stadium makea great university greater. But dormitories, to house the men andwomen who intend to give four years of their lives, twenty-fourhours a day, to their university, keep a great university great.THE FORGESALES of The Forge exceeded every expectation of the editorswhen the Aiftumn edition appeared Wednesday. Our only com¬ment is that we wish enough suitable material could be found topublish this worthy magazine more often.Apparently there are few students who realize the nationalreputation that The Forge has achieved during its three years ofexistence. Besides its close and personal contact with the poetsthe University of Chicago, The Forge has received stimulationfrom many small groups in Iowa and Indiana as well as from thefamous coteries of young writers in New York, Sante Fe, Portland,Berkeley and other cities. For the last three months it has beenreceiving contributions from a university group in Paris, and ithas one contributor from Finland. OFFICIAL NOTICESFriday, Oct. 28Radio 'Lecture: “The Rise of Chris¬tianity.” Professor Shirley JacksonCase, chairman of the Department ofChurch History. Station WMAQ,8:00.Religious Service, for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Joseph Bond Chap¬el, 11:50. Professor Edson SunderlandBastin, chairman of the Department ofGeology and Paleontology.Meeting of all Graduate Students ofArts and Literature, Harper Assem¬bly, room 1. Election of representa¬tives to the Graduate Students’ Coun¬cil.Public Lecture (The GraduateSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion) "Social Work and Social Poli¬tics, 11.” Mr. J. C. Pringle, secre¬tary, Charity Organization Society ofLondon, England. Classics 10. 3:30.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, IdaNoyes hall, 4:00. “Germany.” (Illus¬trated). Assistant Professor Kunst- ' mann of the German department.Radio Vesper Chimes service. Sta¬tion WMAQ, through Mitchell Tow¬er. 6:00.Public Lecture (downtown): "TheOrigin and Early Stages of theEarth.” Professor R. T. Chamberlin ofPlant Morphology and Cytology. ClubRoom, The Art Institute, 6:45.Saturday. Oct. 29Chicago-Ohio game broadcastWMAQ. -Mandel Hall: 1 o’clock. Au¬spices of W. A. A.Dames Club at 3, Ida Noyes hall.VOICE OF THE PEOPLE done with the yells? Give the crowdtime to get in mind what is to beplayed—and then—let’s sing! Ev¬erybody! When Michigan comesdown en masse, let’s not repeat thefailures that have been too prevalentthus far. A band shouldn’t be able todrown out the voices of thousandsof people.Men’s voices are needed. Let’ssing, MEN!—ROBERT P. TATE.VOICE OF THE peoplePenn, with a quarter of the southstand, put Chicago’s great crowd indisgrace with its exhibition of whatis called SINGING.What’s the matter with Chicago?Chicago yells go over better eachgame, as they should, and the teamis showing us what a team can do;but neither of these facts helps thesinging.Why not announce the songs as is CHURCH OF ST. THOMASTHE APOSTLE55th Street at Kimbark AvenueThe Right Rev. T. V. Shannon,Pastor.Assistants—Rev. E. D. Laughry, Rev.L. F. De Celle, Rev. T. J. Berming-ham.Low Masses on Sunday at 6, 7, 8 and10.High Masses with plain chant at nineo’clock.Solemn High Mass with surplicedchoir at eleven o’clock.Benediction of the Blessed Sacra¬ment Sunday afternoon at 5. SOCIAL HISTORY OF CHICAGOTO BE PUBLISHED(Continued from page 1)the usefulness of such a project. “Itwill create a general picture of Chi¬cago which will be understood by ev¬eryone; it will be a volume suiting theneeds of civic and social workers; itwill compare the communities of thecity; and the volume as a whole willserve as a training school for futurestudies of this type.’ ’PART TIME SALESMENWANTEDHELP PAY YOUR WAYTHROUGH SCHOOL by devotingyour spare time to selling ourSERVICE. A real SERVICE toMotor Car Owners which coststhem nothing. Easy to sell andmuch in demand. Make from $6to $7 per sale.MOTORISTS ASSOCIATIONOF ILLINOISSouth Town Branch724 W. 63rd Sthm 0o flrsljtpThePresbyterian ChurchWestminster ClubFoe Thorne, PresidentVirginia Lane, Secretary.David Prosser, TreasurerThe Westminister Club is an or¬ganization of Presbyterian stu¬dents joined together for the pur¬pose of maintaining church re¬lationships, wholesome social con¬tacts, and inspirational and in¬formal programs.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday ServicesWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—“Lighted Lamps andGirded Loins.”7:45 p. m.—“Self One Souls.”Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11—Morning worship.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M. —Dr. R. M. Davis, preach¬ing.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MINISTERSCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbets10:00 a. m.—College classes formen and women.11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’* Church Club6:00 p. ra.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups.The Quest Group for Under¬graduate Women.The Young Women’s Group.The Men’s Group.“Cooperation in Industry,”by Benjamme Squire.American Medican Ass’n.8:00—Evening worship. The wor¬ship service is planned byyoung people.8:46 p. m.—The Home Party. MooMatoaltoeime ani> 57th %izzztUon Ocjden 0ocjt ~ ministerSUNDAY, OCTOBER 30, 19271 1 A. M. ‘Anarchists,—Young and Old.”6 P. M. Channing Club—Reading by Professor Davis Ed¬ward—Millay’s, “The King's Henchman.” EPISCOPALHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, OCTOBER 3010:00 a. m.—Bible Class.11:0—Mornng service, “HardForeheads and Stiff Hearts."Scrobby Club—Ceremonial Meet¬ing.LATERPun FoodUniversity People Invited. Begin the Year RightIt is a part of one's educa¬tion to get a view of the spirit¬ual side of life. Decide nowwhich church you will attendSunday.St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, OCTOBER 30, 192711 A. M. Sermon. “Religion, the Imperishable.”8 P. M. Evening Service. “A Question God CannotAnswer.”Maks This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Mornign Worship, 11 A. M. “TheReligion of the Letter and the Re¬ligion of the Spirit.”Popular Evening Service, 8 P.M. “Sin, the Nemesis.’'B. Y. P. U. invite* you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious societyto foster the knowledge, love andpractice of the right.THE STUDEBAKER THEATER418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Oct. 30th, at 11 a. m.MR. PERCIVAL CHUBBwill speak onTHE KINGDOM OF HEAVENAND UTOPIAAll Seats FreeVisitors Cordially WicomeCHICAGO FORUMGark and Madison StreetSUNDAY AFTERNOON, 3:15 P. M.BERTRAND RUSSELL, Famous English Scientist“SCIENCE AND CIVILIZATION.”Questions from the Audience. The Church House$716 Kimbark Av.nu.T.l. Fairfax 7*S»REV. C. I*. STREET. Ph D..Student ChaplainSunday, October 30Church House Meeting, 4:30 P. M.Speaker, Rev. F. C. Grant, Deanof Western Theol. Seminary.Holy Communion, 9:00 a. m. at theHilton Memorial Chapel.Tha Church ofThe RedeemerSSth and Blacks tan*D..REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D5550 Blmckatono A re.Tal. Hyde Park 7390The Rev. Benj. Horton, A. B. Asst.Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:15 a. m., and (except thirdSundays), 11:00 a. m., with ser¬mon.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m.Daily Matins, Eucharist and Ev¬ensong as announced.a a aSt. Paul’s ChurchMth uf OavchaatarPariah Office: 4946 Dorebcatar Aranv*Tat Oakland 31$6REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Service*Holy Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 n. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 5 p. m.Young Peoples’ Society, 6 p. m.St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Univeranliata)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:46 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:80 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion GroupWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th StGILBERT S. COX PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—“The Beauty of Holiness.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—i4‘Tfye Unifying Power ofChrist.”An increasing number of University Students are hading oursei vices worth while. DISCIPLES OF CHRIST CHURCHBasil Wise, Director of Music and Education.57th and UniversityEDWARD S. AMES, Minister11 A. M.—Sermon: "What Can We Hope For With Such Homes?"5:30 P. M.—Wranglers: Poetry Reading and Special Music. Supperwill be served.This church practices Christian Union; has no creed; seeks to makeReligion as intelligent as science, as appealing as art, and aa vital os theday's work.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28. 1927 Page ThreeTHE WEEKLY REVIEW“Wherein We Dissertate on the Theater, Art, Literature with a Few Notes for the Man About Town”Published Every Friday As a Supplement to the Daily Maroon“FORGE” AESTHETICISMA Column OnThe TheaterBy James ParkerPlaybills call “Chicago," a “killingcomedy”—and these ad writers aretrue and honorable men, for nothingis more evident than that the piece isplaying to dying audiences. Indeed, asI sat in the Harris Theatre last Tues¬day evening, I could not but surmisethat one of the cast’s female gun-fighters, the anti-social machine gunRosie, had vented her spleen on man¬kind by turning her extra-lethal weap¬on upon the balcony and thereby an¬nihilating society’s upper crust. I canscarcely imagine a place more desti¬tute of people than was the HarrisTheatre, unless it would be the SouthPolar region, which is not so frequent¬ly visited by Byrds of passage, or thePiccadilly.How can this be, you ask, since“Chicago”—dealing as it does withrequisite 1927 dramatic subjects ofbootlegging, graft, gunplay, seduction,and feminine legs and even torsos—is a strictly modern play? The answerprofessor, is that “Chicago” is a dra¬matic stunt rather than drama itself.Roxie Hart has been carrying on something awful with a Mr. Casely andwhen he tells her he's through she“kills him rather than lose him.”Then follows clever satire and bur¬lesque: Roxie is a publicity hound,poses for countless pictures, spealsreams of statements to the press andso on. Billy Flinn, her lawyer, out¬lines a sob story that would wringtears from any mutt jury and of coursethe murderess is acquitted.Well, all that ought to make a goodplay, but it doesn’t. And I don’t thinkMaurine Watkins intended to makea good play of it either. My Indian¬apolis correspondent assures me thatin her college days at Butler univer¬sity, Miss Watkins was singularlyquiet and demure. Of course thesequalities are rare enough, but strangerstill, she was intellectual. Now ofcourse no intellectual person wouldwrite an acting play on the sort ofwhich “Chicago” treats. It would haveto be clever and cleverness on ourChicago stage, unless it is especiallyobscene, simply isn’t appreciated. “Chi¬cago,” then, is a dramatic stunt andmust be accepted as such, as not asa play. It should be presented two orSong of a Ragged HeartWhy should I goSpending my little store of loveLike copper coins,—one here,—onethere,—Throtvn in charity to beggars'dogs, 'Who will give me nothing but anevil stenchWrapped about a sage and cynicconclusion?Already 1 have a store of thesed cayed maximsBon in a cheap blue book;Some reckless fool within meHolding it up with a bad laugh,—ready,Waiting to toss it awayWith a handful of pennies andcrumbs of light,To a gay and laughing fool whobids for my charity.Some day / will pass in the mark¬et placeThe pearl of great price,And reach in my jagged pocketfor my gold.A million derisive laughs willspring upLike dandelions.Some day, perhaps,—Who knows? Who knows?By Jean Devlin.three times to a pickled audience, forthe novelty soon wears off. And if thepiece is offered night after night, inthe guise of a play and in a legitimatetheatre, it assumes the character ofwhat it can never be, and is thereforedoomed to not only a short run but adisappointing one .Since I refuse to consider “Chicago”as a play it seems hardly fair for meto criticize the acting. I cannot re-(Continued on page 4) Stage NotesSaturday’s Children at the Prin¬cess, highly recommended by FredDonaghey and by various other cri¬tics. It stars Ruth Gordon andHumphrey Bogart. Bogart, if youwill remember, played the part ofthe Spaniard in Cradle Snatcherslast winter. This is one of the fewnew shows in town of merit. Ac¬tor's Theatre Inc.Lulu Belle at the Illinois theatreis sold out for days ahead. It is amelodrama laid on very thick. Itwill take the place of the ShanghaiGesture in the gossip of the town.Leonore Ulric plays the part of the“high brow” Harlem cabaret enter¬tainer and cuts a very exotic figure.The Ramblers, a musical comedyat the Garrick. It features MarieSaxon and Clark and McCullough.It’s not so hot as a musical comedy.Broadway, at the Selwyn, is stillpacking them in. People still seemto have the same favorable com¬ment to offer although there arethose who think it not so good.Chicago, at the Harris, is stillrunning also.The Road to Rome at the Adel-phi is a thoroughly charming show.Although it is not up to the qualityof the Theatre Guild productionsis it 90 per cent entertaining.Grace George, though perhaps a bittoo mature for her part, wins thefavor of the audience.The Second Man at the Stude-baker. The last chance to see it isthis week. Though not comparableto The Guardsman it is a fine play.Lynn Fontanne is in a less import¬ant role.BooksAlas, Boor Yorick, by Alfred H. Bill,Little Brown and Co., Boston,Mass $2.50Laurence Sterne, self-styled “ParsonYorick” in his own immortal TristramShandy—has been projected by Mr.Bill’s fertile imagination into episodesof gaiety, intrigue, and romantic com¬edy, in his diverting volume. Sterneis one of the most illustrious and sub¬tle studies in England’s long list ofclergymen with literary genius. Hiswit made him the darling of fashionand the scandal of his profession.Three times Mr. Bill draws up thecurtain upon scenes in which ParsonYorick is the hand that batters, be¬guiles, and manoeuvres the excitedprotagonists to his own desired con¬clusion. The adventures are imagin¬ary—hut a number of the charactersbesides Sterne himself are real. Inthe first episode, Kitty Fourmantelle,the London actress and beauty, owesmuch to the aid of Parson Yorick inextricating herself from an entangledand agitated night’s intrigue. And soon ... .Mr. Bill’s gayety is unforced, thereality of his personae and their periodis maintained throughout, and he hasreturned Parson Yorick’s immortal giftof mockery to fruitful account in story¬telling. Historical romance and intri¬gue are here in all their glitter, but—safe in the last story the keynote re¬mains spontaneous comedy.Julna by Mazo de la Roche, LittleBrown and Co., publishers, Bos¬ton $2.00The Atlantic Monthly prize of$10,000 for “the most interesting novelof any kind, sort, or description,” sub¬mitted by any writer, “whether bornin London or Indianapolis,” wasawarded to Miss Mazo de la Roche forthis novel. The critics seem to heraldthe book as thoroughly good. GertrudeAtherton, Honore Willsie Morrow,Basil King, Sir Gilbert Parker, all ofthem seem favorably impressed.The work of Miss de la Roche hasan originality of thought and style—a wholesome raciness—and a sound¬ness of technique that is very content¬ing.Jalna is the symbol as well as thesetting of a strange family founded(Continued on col. 4) A woodcut by Mr. Murvin W. Gil¬bert that now adorns the fly of thenew Forge, which appeared on cam¬pus yesterday morning. There was arumor about that the issue was to beDue to the out of town game thisweek-end most of the gayer spiritswill be tearing up Ohio. However teadances and dinners bid to make upfor any Saturday vacancies. This weekopened with a dinner given by the St.Marks Society on Tuesday evening.Wednesday the Women’s Athletic As¬sociation held an initiation dinner fornew members and the Quadrangleralumni gave their annual hard-timesparty for the active chapter and a fewunexpected guests. The pledges of PiBeta Delta entertained at a tea at aprivate home on Thursday and theHome Economics club gave a Hal¬lowe’en party at Ida Noyes. A housedance is registered for Friday eveningby the Tau Kappa Epslons and Mr.and Mrs. Floyd Rokntie nd Dr. andMrs. Watkins will chaperon. In theafternoon the Sigma club freshmenAt the Playhouse:With “The Living Dead Man” play¬ing its final performances from noonto midnight today, the Playhouse,Chicago’s little cinema movement the¬atre at 410 S. Michigan Boulevard,announces a program devoted to vari¬ous phases of man’s struggle for sur¬vival.Beginning tomorrow and continu¬ing up to and including Friday, Oc¬tober 28th, the Playhouse will pre¬sent a program composed of “Crain-quebil!*,” "Nanook of the North” and“Chronicles of U-Boat 35.”“Crainquebille,” or “Old Bill” as ithas been translated in America, is bas¬ed on Anatole France’s thrust at blun¬dering justice. It was produced inFrance, with Maurice de Feruday ofthe Comedie Francaise, in the titlerole.“Nanook of the North,” which wasproduced with a native cat in theArctic regions by Robert J. Flaherty,I is one of the greatest films ever pro- suppressed by the United States Postoffice censor, but since we have re¬ceived no confirmation of this reportfrom Mr. Sterling North, erstwhileeditor of the journal of verse, we areinclined to believe propaganda.aer entertaining all of the other cam¬pus pledges at a tea dance at IdaNoyes. The Hitchcock boys are turn¬ing out tonight for a house dance. Atthe same time the Kent Chemical So¬ciety will be disporting at Kent withMr. and Mrs. Link chaperoning.As mentioned earlier Saturday’sfunctions are in the evening. TheWoodlawn Methodist church is danc¬ing from 8 until 12 under the auspicesof Mrs. Erie Bengsen. Other eventsare the Tau Delta Phi’s first falldance at their house. A party of Uni¬versity women in the Y. W. C. A.room at Ida Noyes with Mrs. JosephSchafer in charge and Mrs. H. Man-assa will chaperon the Tau SigmaOmicron dance. The Southern clubhas made two tentative registrationsbut seems to have decided on a danceat Ida Noyes from 8 to 11:30.duced by an American. It shows in astarkly realistic manner man’s fightagainst the elements in the barrenNorth.“Chronicles of U-Boat 35” is prob¬ably the only film in America show¬ing German methods during the WorldWar. The film was taken aboard theGerman U-Boat 35 and used for prop¬aganda purposes in the Fatherland dur¬ing the War to bolster up the moraleof the masses. This U-Boat, whichwas manned by Count Lucknow,was the scourge of allied vessels andthe film shows the sinking of eighteenof them.At the Tivoli:If you failed to find Jack Stam-baugh with his indominable handshakein “The Dropkick” at the Chicago twoweeks ago, you will have anotherchance to scrutinize the case thisweek (beginning Monday) at the Ti¬voli theatre. As for the Barthelemessfilm it is sufficiently entertaining topass the time away quite pleasantly. About TownShoreland .Louie XVI Room,with the inimitable Jerry Conley ashostess. This club is gaining pop¬ularity as a near-campus rendez¬vous.Club Alabam, 747 Rush Street, isa new “bit of old Dixie” with Ed¬die South and his Alabamians. Cui¬sine good.Russian Tea Room, 116 S. Mich¬igan Avenue on the second floor.Atmosphere. Afternoon tea.Jack and Jill Theatre, corner ofDelaware and Rush. Picturesque“little theatre” with typical reper¬toire.The Wacker, at Wacker Driveand Wabash, under the drive. Atouch of the waterfront, the “Bow¬ery” or what have you. Good steaksandwiches.The Fayrie Grotto, underneathat Wabash. Rendezvous of hobo-hemia and flair ties. Dinner 50c.Sometimes known as The RoundTable.Capri Italian Restaurant, 123 N.Clark Clark Street, an Italian cafewith an exclusively Italian cuisine.The Samovar, 624 S. MichiganAvenue, a gay cabaret with a sub¬dued atmosphere that isn’t explain¬able.College Inn, at the Sherman Ho¬tel, with Maurie Sherman’s orches¬tra. A traditional hang-out foryoung folk.Le Bon Vivant, 4367 Lake Park.Good French food.Lincoln Turner Hall, 1005 Di-versey Parkway, an old Germancafe with string trio and all thetrappings of old Bremen.Books(Continued from col. 2)in Canada by Philip and AdelineWhiteoak who come from India,where they had found life of a Britishmilitary station insupportable.Miss de la Roche lives in Toronto,but most of “Jalna” was written ather country cottage in Ontario.Copper Sun, by Countee Cullen, Har¬per and Brothers, New York.Countee Cullen is already establish¬ed as one of the vivid figures standingout from the younger group of mod¬ern poets. His first bok “Color,” at¬tracted wide critical attention andpraise. In “Copper Sun” he has mov¬ed steadily on. Full of rich imagery,the subdued gayety and naivete of hisrace, and the sophistication of themodern intellectual, "Copper Sun” pre¬sents many facets to the reader ofpoetry who demands something morethan lyric poetry.The new collection contains anumber of poems which have beenin great demand since their appear¬ance in various magazines.Now we are Six, by A. A. Milne,E. P. Dutton and Company, NewYork.It’s a great little book of verse thatwill appeal to all those, so the oldbromide goes, who are six or sixty.But perhaps you will have to have amellowed desire for naive delicacyto like Mr. Milne’s new book.“7 think I am a Doctor who is vis¬iting a Sneeze"—all about Christo¬pher Robin and Winnie-the-pooh andThe Old Sailor.“Who had so many things which hewanted to doThat, whenever he thought it wastime to begin,He couldn't because of the state hewas in.”There are no appropriate adjec¬tives to describe the appeal of thebook. Ernest Shepard has alsocaught the Milne mood in his illu¬strations.It seems to us, and the more wethink the more we become convinced,that Mr. Milne is approaching themood of a certain Mr. Lewis Carroll,who wrote the imortal “Alice in Won¬derland” not so many moons ago. And(Continued on page 4) About BooksAnd PeopleIn his book THE DEATH OF AYOUNG MAN Leslie River calls oneof his characters Fuqua and makeshim the butt of all the hatred andridicule of the other characters. Thecoincidence is that Leslie River knewNelson Fuqua while they were bothhere in school and they were not thebest of friends. Nelson threatens towrite a novel for the sole purpose ofcalling the dog W. L. River.The story is presumably the diaryof a young man David Bloch. He hasbeen told by the doctors that he hasonly a year to live. Under this crush¬ing realization he does not flinch asa lesser young man might do but de¬termines to record day after day hisemotions and feelings. He is meticu¬lously careful in this respect, analys¬ing as well as he can his variousstates of mind, dreams, hallucinationsand his real experiences as well. Heattempts to crowd his whole life intoa few months and that as much as hisreal malady brings about his untimelyend.As a loyal Chicagoan I should writea flattering review but there are somany things about the book thatbother me I can hardly overlook themall. In the first place the diary hasbeen used so often it is no longer con¬vincing. If it happens that this formis particularly well adapted to sub¬jective writing, proof that other formsare equally effective is to be foundin almost anything by James Joyce. Adiary of necessity makes the characterDavid Bloch too articulate. The min¬ute ceases to be obvious and plungesinto entries dreamlike in quality webegin to suspect the psychology in¬volved. The mere operation of settingthe correct date at the top of a pageand then putting cold pen to paperwould seem to clear the mind of itswildest halucinations. Of course ifDavid Bloch was actually losing hismind as the book jacket informs usis the case that explains everything oranything. The glaring mechanical dif¬ficulty of which the author must beconscious appears at the end of thebook. How could the diarist who pre¬sumably committed suicide by jumpinginto the water off the end of a pierrecord his emotions as he sankthrough the water. For that matterAn RevoirChild . . for every wave thatrolls out with the tideAnd yanks its undertow againstthe ocean-floorThere is another sparkling line be¬sideOf dancing whitecaps breaking in¬ward for the share. . .Nights are born because the yel¬low-beating sunIs vanished for an instant with theday. . .Then light returns, and lonlinessis done,While shadows, cringing shame¬faced, slink away.\Thus, friends who say goodbye arereassured to feelThey’ll meet once more. . . norneed they wonder when. .For life is but a slow, revolvingwheelThat, anywhere we start, willbring us back again. . .By George Grushin.unless one is to believe in the occultthe whole last entry is impossible.His publishers printed the book ona good grade of paper and bound itattractively. They hail him as a sec¬ond Arthur Schnitzler and claim thathe show’s even more promise thanSchnitzler did at an early date. Therecan be little question, however, thatSchnitzler at the present time is abetter interpreter of the dream state(Continued on page 4)WHAT’S DOING ON CAMPUSMOVIES YOU SHOULD SEE/Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1927ABOUT BOOKS ANDPEOPLE(Continued from page 3)than Leslie River has proved himselfin his first novel. It is somewhat ofan achievement 10 produce the illusionat all in the mind of a sophisticatedreader. Where a fairy tale once suf¬ficed it takes a handling infinitely moresubtle in this day and age.In its worse places the book is sen¬timental. In its best as in the descrip¬tion of the hanging and two or threeother short entries the prose assumesan almost Bierce-like quality and in¬terpret the emotions connected withdeath in a masterful way. The uneventone of the book is of course an ear¬mark of youthful work but not whollyto be regretted.It is questionable whether writersunder forty should ever attempt anovel. With the exception of Glen¬way Wescott and (in a quite differentfield) F. Scott Fitzgerald no writersof the present generation have beenwholly successful with a novel writ¬ten in the early twenties. There isa lack of perspective, an immaturephilosophy and an uneven techniqueto youthful novels that any amount ofcannot completely overcome,diligence on the part of the author A COLUMN ON THETHEATER(Continued from page 3)frain from saying, however, that theplayers have too good a time in theirroles; they too obviously like them.That is as it should be if the com¬position were presented as I insist itShould be—only two or three times,and to an invited audience. But weare evidently expected to receive thething as a satirical comedy, and hencethe actors are frequently out of char¬acter. Miss Watkins has written atremendous satire and inevitably shemust bring in storage characters. Notthat I object to Liz, the insane mur¬deress who seems to have a ninety-nine lease on a county jail apartment.I’m at a loss to understand why sheis not in an asylum, but let it pass.No, what 1 object to is not the storagecharacters but the storage way inwhich they are played. I should hateto think, for example, that Roxie’shusband is really the jellyfish whoplays the part in the Harris Theatre.And even Roxie is at times too inno¬cent, and at other times too intel¬lectual. the same subtle satire and allegory |that is now acclaimed to the repub- \lished books of Lewis Carroll.Poetica. Erotica,, “a. collection, ofrare and curious amatory verse,” col¬lected and edited by T. R. Smith,Boni and Liveright $15.00This revised edition is privatelyprinted for subscribers only and theedition is strictly limited to twelvehundred and fifty numbered sets,printed from type on pure rag paper,with uncut edges. It is bound withjapenese paper sides and buckramback. It has just been put on saleby Boni and Liveright.In spite of the fact that the pur¬pose of the suggestions for books inTHE WEEKLY REVIEW is not in¬clined toward limited editions at rather prohibitory prices (for the stu¬dent anyway) we canot let go un-BOOKSTOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONEO^vcAxm, (SaaojjJcVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE J3ESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOf Program EvmjSunday & ThursdayBAKGAINMATINEES DAILY’;;?JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING (Continued from page 3)some day, perhaps, they may findwithin the pages of Mr. Milne’s book We Specialize in Good FoodFor College FolksCome and Try ItTHE NEW COLLEGE INN1021 E. 61 st StreetWELLS SWEET SHOP1425 E. 60th StreetAt the Corner of BlackstoneThe place to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner. Orderstaken for home made cakes and pies for parties andweddings.- - - MAGAZINES - - -CIGARS - - - - CIGARETTESFountain Service—Hydrox Ice Cream Exclusively.REAL HOME COOKINGWe Deliver Phone Midway 0665STUDENT SPECIALS!A Real Get AcquaintedOfferA regulation desk lamp with the U. of C.seal on the base. Flexible arm—ten foot cord.Now — $2.45Desk Calendar Pad and Stand50c CompleteChilly days coming! Need a sweater?We have a good asortment. All colors and styles.W arm slipovers, coats, lumberjacks. The valuesup to $6.00, are now $2.45Save Money by Sending Your Laundry Home. You Can Get the StandardMailing Case for $1.75BRIEF CASES3 pocket, genuine hand boarded heavy leather, adjustable lock, straps all around,3 pockets, 16 inch size. Regular $10.00 Case, special $6.45Full Size Desk Pad, Leather Corners, with Blotter 55cWoodworth’s Book StoreYES! WE RENT TYPEWRITERS 1311 E. 57th St. noticed this interesting and pleasinggesture of the American publishingworld.The book may be condemned asvulgar, for all such editions have tohave their locomoting jabs, but asidefrom that we are curious to see whatthe acceptance of this book will be.The verse ranges from the earliesttimes to the present day. The namesof the most distinguished poets arefound in this collection and many ofthe verses we consider among thefinest songs and lyrics in the Englishlanguage.Apropos of so-called vulgarity, aquotation from Lord Macaulay’s es¬say on the Restoration Dramatistswill serve as a long needed preach¬ment to those extremely fastidiouspersons secretly adm ring what theypretend to dislike and not capable ofappreciating literature for its bet-AL I. 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Wespecialize in glasses worn by those who must depend upontheir eyes in their everyday work.For evening wear—white gold rimless glassesTHE MARK OF QUALITYManufacturing Opticians and Optometrists1225 East Sixty-Third Street01977IMaroons far from over¬confident as they leave foxOhio. a Soon Chicago conference leadhinges on results of game.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1927STAGG TAKES THIRTY FIVE WARRIORSTO FIGHT FOR BIG TEN WIN AT OHIOMaroons Far From Overconfident As Batle For ConferenceLead LoomsThirty-five Maroons headed for Co¬lumbus last night to meet the Buck¬eyes in an attempt to add the thirdconference victory of the season toStage’s string. There is considerableapprehension among the Chicagocoaches about this game, for they fearthat the Buckeyes will play over theirreal game in an effort to vindicatethemselves and Coach Wilce. The up¬roar at Cleveland and Columbuf hasserved to keep the Maroons from be¬ing overconfident, and unless Ohioshows much better than it has thisseason, the Chicago team ought to win.Limit to Thirty-FveThe players who were taken alongwere: Capt. Ken Rouse, Burgess, Dan¬iels, Jersild, Lewis, Mendenhall. Rays-“XYZ” TO ILLUSTRATELIFE SAVING METHODS“XYZ,” or Mr. Scheucheupflug,well known swimmer, will give an ex¬hibition of Red Cross Life Saving at4:30 Monday in the pool at Ida Noyeshall.This exhibition will be sponsored byTarpon swimming club in furtheranceof its intention to reestablish in theUniversity a Red Cross Life Savingcorps for women.Women who hold Life Saving cer¬tificates from the Red Cross are askedto communicate with Ruth Moore,president of Tarpon club today at 12in the pool at Ida Noyes hall. son, Stickney, Weaver, Clark, Greene-baum, Klein, Libby, Priess, Smith,Weislow, Dygert, Bluhm, Cochrane,Heitman, Anderson, Cassel, Froberg,'Leyers, Pratt, Small, Wattenberg,Malcheski, Apitz, Krogh, McDonough,Proudfuot, Wolff, Sonderby and Reed.Stagg figured that he would needevery man he had, and because theconference rule limits him to thirty-five men on a trip, he was forced toleave three cripples, Spence, veteranend; Hey wood, a halfback, and Garen,a tackle, at home. Though Vin Libbymade the trip, it is not expected thathe will play, nor will Proudfoot belikely to g^t into the game.Backs SetChicago’s backfield probabiy willconsist of McDonough at quarter;Anderson and Mendenhall at the half¬back positions, and Burgess at full.Priess will be at Spence’s end, andLewis will retain his place at tackle,which Proudfoot had taken from himbefore he was hurt.There will not be a very large num¬ber of students going to Columbus forthe game .according to indications.The Pennsylvania is running a specialtrain tonight (Friday) which leavesthe Union station at 10:15 and the En¬glewood station at 10:33s arriving inColumbus at 7:40 a. m. The trainleaves Columbus at 11:45 tomorrownight, reaching Chicago at 7:15 a. m.The fare for a round trip will be$11.25.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFOhNTAIN SERVICE AND LIGHT LUNCHES ARE BEST ATWILLIAM'S CANDY SHOPCORNER FIFTY-FIFTH AT UNI VERSITY AVENUEFresh Home Made Candies- JERRYCONLEYFamous Night Club Hostessand her orchestraUNIVERSITY NITEDANCESEvery Fridayin theLOUIS XVIROOMCover charge, fifty centsALWAYS INFORMALme ShorelandOn Lake Michigan at Fifty-Fifth StreetHARRY J. FAWCETT, President and Managing DirectorDancing Saturday NightsNo cover charge to dinner guests; fifty cents after nine tothose not dining. Enjoy the famous dollar dinner after thefootbtall game.i THREE GAMES THISWEEK TO DECIDECONFERENCE LEADOnly three of the six games inwhich conference teams will take partthis week-end have any bearing uponBig Ten standings. The Chicago,Michigan, Illinois and Minnesotaelevens wili battle to continue theirundefeated conference standing. TheMichigan-Illinois tilt is the headlineron the week's program while the Chi-cago-Ohio and Wisconsin-Minnesotastruggles are also attracting much in¬terest.Illinois will attempt to repeat itstrick of last Saturday when it upsetNorthwestern. The Orange and Blueface a much stronger opponent in theWolverines than they did in the Wild¬cats. Michigan has a team which fol¬lows the ball like a hawk and takesadvantage of every break. Both OhioState and Wisconsin gained moreground than Michigan but Tad Wei-man’s aggregation downed thoseschools quite easily.Wisconsin is the underdog in itsgame against the Gophers. Minnesotahas seemingly found itself and possessHow Quickly You Noticethe Differenceo,The JerrentsWay ofTailoringbears a Distinction that isdifferent. It has a “style”of its own — conserva¬tive, yet individually dis¬tinctive.It is sought by ThoseWho Know the Valueof being well groomed,yet who do not wish tooverdo.Suits—OvercoatsTailored to YourIndividual Measure$65 $75 $85and upNow’s the time to orderyour Evening ClothesBANNOCKBURNSEnglish Worsteds,Scotch and Irish Tweeds$55Special Suitingsat OurClark Street StoreFormed, Business andSport Clothes7 N. La Salle Street71 E. Monroe Street324 S. Michigan Avenue140-142 S. Clark StreetNear Adams225 N. Wabash Abe.at Wacker Drive Convocations RollUp Record ScoreSt. Xavier college entertained someKentuckians a few weeks ago in thepersons of representatives of Lee col¬lege from the blue grass region, in apigskin battle in Cincinnati. St. Xa¬vier won, 132 to 0.The score by St. Xavier teams andperiods of the dash is interesting. Thegrand aggregate of 132 points wascounted by the fourth team whichscored 31 points in the first period;the third team which scored 13 pointsin the second quarter; the second teamwhich added 37 to the total in thethird period; and the first team whichfailed to get going and as a conse¬quence were able to score only 51points in the fourt hquarter.a steam-roller attack. If the Badgerswin they will have caused the week¬end’s biggest upset.Northwestern faces a difficult op¬ponent in Missouri. The Tigers havea strong line and a powerful backfield.Indiana has a god chance of conquer¬ing Harvard whom they meet at Cam- \bridge. FROSH TO PLAY “YALE-HARVARD” FRAYFOR STAY-AT-HOME MAROON FANSDivided Yearling Squad To Use Michigan-Ohio Plays InGame On Stagg FieldPROBABLE LINE-UPYaleRywitch (Englewood), L. E.Ericson (Mago Prep), L. T.Wilborn (Oak Park), L. G.Bankard (Hyde Park), C.Breston (Mount Carmel), R. G.Eller (Lane), R. T.Beeker (Pittsburgh, Pa.), R. E.Crowder (Sull. Ind.), Q. B.Knudson (Lane), L. H. B.Bluhm (Hyde Park), R. H. B.Stackler (Crane), F. B.HarvardCowley (Aurora, Ill.), L. E.Patterson (Fenger), L. T.Cushman (Kemper Military), L.Strauss (Hinsdale), C.Dubsky (U. High), R. G.MacNeil (New Trier), R. T.Jencius (Harrison), R. E.Williams (U. High), Q. B. Kaney (N. W. Mil.), L. H. B.Van Nice (Hyde Park), R. H. B.Freudenthal (Bowen), F. B.While the varsity is on its way touphold the honor of Chicago at Ohiothe freshmen, the varsity of the future,will indulge in a scrap of their own athome today. The entire freshmensquad has been divided into two partswhich for this game at least will hecalled the "Yale” and “Harvard”teams and the game promises tobring out the actual abilities of theso called freshmen stars.The Yale team is under the directsupervision of A. A. Stagg, Jr., andBill Abbott who feel rather enthusi¬astic about the prospects of theirteam as do Jeery Fisher and Jim Py-ott, the Harvard coaches.The Yale squad has been trained to(Continued on page 6)CHASA’ STEVENS •&"’ BROSDAYLIGHT BASEMENTOn Your Guard!Don’t Let Your Girl BeatYou at the GameLEATHER COATSif $39.50Snappy Wool LiningsBlack and ColorsLeather Windbreakers, $15 Leather Jackets, $18.50Three Quatrer Length Leather Coats, $28.50Collegiate Jacket, Plaid Wool Lining, $18.50Three Quarter Collegiate Leather Coat, fur collar, sheepskin lined,$29.50Fancy I Esther Jackets, Wool Blanket Lined, $11.75.ON SALE—DA YLIGHT BASEMENT1 ■!'Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1927: <~3&e^ WhistleMOMENTSilence—long and sleepy,Moveless, square, unshadowed;Silence dull and heavy,Pendant over time.Stir not, supine mortal—Lest you move the moveless;Lie there—splayed with silence,Lie there, mortal—sleep!Sleep in swooning rhythms.Cadences unuttered—Dim, impassive quietSoothes a sobbing soul.-j- f. d.HEADLINE—“Plan Native GamesFor Spanish Meeting."—More bull!!!Yes, And Weigh' For The FutureGeorge!“An ounce of prevention is wortha pound of cure," said the ModernCo-ed, as she put on her eveningclothes!—Lord Lloyd s Lady.OVER the last week-end we attend¬ed one of those Sunday morning class¬es in Biblical Litera ..re. The lectur¬er, very sincere, declaimed on thebeauty of goodness—which, thoughindubitably appropriate, bored hislisteners to (the proverbial) tears.Evidently he believed that sin was tobe taken from men as Eve was fromAdam—by casting them into a deepsleep!That’s Where You Get Your TasteFor Camels!Dear George:It was decided in a debate out atNorthwestern University that “Co¬eds have souls." \Y ell, that mightapply in Evanston, but I want you toknow that we campus women WALKHOME!—Eee.“HITCHCOCK HALL DANCES" j—headline in Wednesday’s Maroon.The man who wrote that must havebeen drinking!FROM THE UNIVERSITY CAL¬ENDAR—Public Lecture (down¬town): “The Value of the PublicHealth Nurse’s Records," AssociateProfessor Falk—Professor. Professor,don’t forget their telephone numbers! stars on these teams and Lonnie Staggopenly threatens to use the old Mich¬igan “83" which has garnered overninety touchdowns for Michigan andwon innumerable games.Many excellent players other thanthose mentioned will be used in thegames although their names cannotdefinitely be asserted as yet.The game will start at three o’clockthis afternoon and as it will be playedin ten minute quarters it promises tobe a fast moving affair. and two south windows. Very quietand exclusive. Fair terms to rightparty. 6237 Greenwod, 1st apt.,H. P. 2795.FOR SALE—Ford Touring. Runsfine, $75.00. 5729 Kimbark.EXPERT COACHING: In Frenchby foreign student of Paris. Com-ersation a specialty. 6060 Krmbark,Midway 8354. —CLASSIFIED ADSTYPEWRITING—I am now inposition to do typing of term papers,thesis and any other general typingmatter desired at regulation prices.First class work guaranteed. 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Long-beach 6370.FOR RENT —- Outside room,ladies, privileges; near I. C. andcampus; reasonable terms. Call at6041 Dorchester, 2nd Apt. after 5.FROSH TO PLAY4<Y ALE-HARVARD”(Continued from sports page)impersonate Michigan while the Har¬vard men have been mimicing Ohio,Stellar players on both sides havebeen going through the plays of the UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty Ideal for GiftsBeautiful as fine gold. Dur¬able as good steel.A. RUNEMAN6712 Stoney Island Ave.Plaza 2261WHAT(To G. 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NO COVER CHARGEDURING DINNERAFTER 9 P • M50 4 WEEK DAY/'1.00 SATO SUN-There’s AlwaysSomething Doing atHlarkhautkFrom noon to the wee sma’ hours, The Black-hawk affords a fascinating place to haveLuncheon, Dinner, or a late Supper.Ben Pollack’s rythym is a revelation in dancemusic. This is the orchestra that is such asensation on the air a«d the phonograph.Dancing from 6 P. M. Until ClosingYou can always park your car infront of the Blackhawk during dinner MARSHAIL FIELD t COMPANYSPORTSAPPARELCOLLEGE APPROVESTHE SPORTS MODEWhen Joe College looks around for the best-dressedcampus women his eye is invariably attracted to theyouthful variations of the sports mode. The brighttouches of color, the graceful lines, the trimness andsmartness of these costumes meet his full approval.The one-piece dress above is of a soft gray jersey.It is vividly trimmed in shades of blue. $17.50.The two-piece Boucelette dress comes in blue,green, rust and beige. 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