Calohan protestselection for Soph*omore treasurer. r> » v - W"r .Y (o lbrzry -c°Pi0S; ^ A A _d &i)e Batlp jlaroon Juniors vote onCutter and Williamstoday.Vol. 28. No. 19. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1927 Price Five CentsSOPHOMORES CHOOSE HUGH MENDENHALLWOLFF, GORDON LEAD GREEK BALLPAN- FRATERNITYOFFICERS NAMEDTO HEAD^ WINGSGrand March To StartAt Ten-Thirty OnNovember 23Bob Wolff and “Tex” Gordon willlead the grand march of the Inter¬fraternity Ball, it was announcedlast night by the committee in chargeof the dance. Wolff will lead theright wing and Gordon the left wing,according to plans now being formu¬lated by the committee. The marchwill start at 10:30, Wednesday, No¬vember 23, in the main dining roomof the new Stevens Hotel, the siteof the ball. Tickets for this formalmay be obtained by members of frat¬ernities fro/n the heads of their or¬ganizations.Both Are “C” MenBoth Wolff and Gordon are “C”men. The former won his letter asthe result of two years service onthe gridiron. He is also president ofthe Interfraternity Council and amember of Sigma Alpha Epsilonfraternity.Gordon has played in the baseballteam for two years, having won hismonogram in that division of sport.As a member of the InterfraternityCouncil, he was chosen to act bothas secretary and as chairman of thecommittees on the InterfraternityBall. He is a member of Alpha TauOmega fraternity.Band Stays HomeFrom Ohio GameDue to a ruling of the Big Tenconference that bands of conferenceschools can make but one trip a yearthe University’s eighty piece bandwill go to only the Chicago-Ulinoisgame on November 5 at Urbana.In the early part of this weekCoach Stagg and the President’s of¬fice conferred with conference of¬ficials on the possibility of sendingthe musicians to both the Ohio Stateand Illinois games. An old restric¬tion, no longer obeyed by most ofthe schools of the Big Ten, forbidsbands from making more than onetrip from home each year. In viewof this ruling Coach Stagg did notdeem it advisable to send the mel¬ody boys to both games and as theIllinois game seemed the more im¬portant to him he decreed that thetrip downstate be taken in prefer¬ence to the longer one to Columbus. Have Co-eds Souls?N. U. Men Doubt“Co-ed* have *ouls,” earnestlyargued Northwestern women in adebate with the men of theirschool on the question of “AreCo-ed* Human Being*” held un¬der the auspice* of the Gavel so¬ciety yesterday.The affirmative side providetheir statement by saying thatco-eds show their souls when theygaze into an athlete’s eyes. Afterrefuting this point the men ad¬vanced their main argument thatcampus women are not human be¬ings because "They are likeolives: you have to cultivate ataste for them.”Sale Of Ticketsfor Ohio DanceCloses TonightTonight at 7 the sale of ticketswill close for the dinner dance whichwill be held at the Columbus Coun¬try Club after the Ohio game. Tic¬kets may be secured from Bob Har¬man at the Phi Kappa I’si house un¬til that time. The Chicago Alumniof Central Ohio have planned thisdance as they will be unable to gettogether with Chicagoans for threeyears. The charge for attendancewill be $2.50 per person.Red Top taxicabs will convey thecrowd from the Neil House, theheadquarters for the Chicago menand women, to the Club at six. Thedance concludes at midnight, afterwhich the same cabs will transporteveryone from the Club to the Unionstation in time to make connectionswith trains returning to Chicago.President Max Mason, Coach Stagg,Harold Swift, and the team will bepresent at the dance.W. A. A. INITIATESFIFTEEN WOMEN ATDINNER IN IDA NOYESFifteen women were initiated intoW. A. A. at a dinner held last nightin the sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The women initiated are ErminieRubling, Ena Radeliffe, PriscillaMoody, Edith Baum, Adelhaid Fuchs,Elsie Gulyces, Frances Stone, Caro¬lyn Steiglitz, Marion Rosenstein,Beatrice Scheibler, Jane Newburger,Gertrude Adler, Carolyn Marks, Es¬ther Pelikan and Sophia Malenski.These women earned their onehundred points during the SpringQuarter. The regular quarterly in¬itiation of W. A. A. will be held asusual at the end of the hockey sea-I son.Artificially Created Life StillImpossible Declares "H 'HNewmanPossibility of the artificial crea¬tion of life by scientists is not veryimminent according to statementsof Professor Horatio Hackett New¬man of the Zoology department.Professor Newman stated that sci¬entists in general have no doubt thatlife is merely a highly developedchemical complex. However, contra¬ry to many statements based on mis¬construed experiments, no experi¬ments so far have been able to ap¬proach the artificial creation oflife. Furthermore no definite prog¬ress has been made in that direction.These remarks tend to contradict thestatements appearing in the ChicagoTtibune la uii article quoting the re¬ marks of Dr. Edwin C. Slosson basedupon recent laboratory discoveriesof chemists and psychologists.“It is true,” said Professor New¬man, '“that biologists and chemistshave been able to manipulate organ¬isms that are already living, such asLoeb’s artificial fertilization offrog’s eggs, but this sort of thing isdone every day in the laboratories.The fact is that the chemists are notyet even able to create the ingredi¬ents that go into living organisms,such as the protein. When these sub¬stances have been found one smallstep will have been taken toward thecreation of life, but at present thepiubleiii ia too complex." I ECONOMIST SEESRESERVE POLICYDICTATEDABROADB. M. Anderson FindsDesire to RelieveLondon MarketIntimations that the Federal Re¬serve policy since July has been in¬fluenced by a desire to take pres-j sure from the London money mar¬ket were made at the fourth publicconference on Education and Indus¬try, held yesterday at the Universityunder the auspices of the Universityj and the Institute of American Meat' Packers, in the speech of Benjamini M. Anderson, economist of the ChaseNational Bank of New York.Mason SpeaksMr. Anderson's talk was on thesubject of “Some Major Forces inthe International Money Markets.”President Max Mason delivered anaddress on the relationship betweeneducation and industry in “evolvinga rational and efficient civilization.”Other speakers at the conferencewere Frederick H. Ecker, vice pi’esi-dent of the Metropolitan Life Insur¬ance Company; Hollis Godfrey, pres¬ident of the Engineering-EconomicsFoundation, H. H. Rice, assistantto the president, General Motors Cor¬poration.Thomas E. Wilson, presiding atthe afternoon session, pointed outthe cooperation at the UniversityAdvisors Chosenfor Frosh CircusTwo representatives from each ofthe ten Freshman groups will meetthis evening at 7 :30 in room A, theReynolds club, to formulate plans forthe Freshman circus which will beheld between the halves of the Wis¬consin game Nov. 19, it was an- |nounced by Charles Harris, chairman iof the Green Cap board.The names of the representativesare: (1) Robert Mayer, WalterLangknecht; (2) William Maxant,Jerry Smith; (3) Fred Towsley, RoyMatthias; (4) Ted Templin, StanleyCoffee; (5) John Hardin, StanleyCorbett; (6) Robert Pui’cell, BrantBonner; (7) Louis Cohen, LouisTrinkhaus; (8) Eugene Peterson,Joe McCosh; (9) Lawrence Smith,Frank Callaghan; (10) JohnHughes, Morton Zolla. Milton D.McLean will preside.C. and A. SchoolHolds First MixerOf Fall QuarterA hot band and cold punch arepromised for the C. and A. mixer onFriday. The mixer will be held in theCommerce and Administration build¬ing at University and 58th Street,and will last from four until six.The party is the first social eventof the fall quarter for Commercestudents.Set Deadline ForMirror Manuscripts Tumblers’ SocietyAcquires SecretaryDummy, known to his victimsas number four, the horse whohates freshmen, has taken his toilagain from the ranks of the M. P.C. 101’s.Louis Spector automatically be¬came secretary of the Tumbler’sclub when he fell from Dummy’serratic back Tuesday. GeorgePopham and Julius Mayer, presi¬dent and vice-president of theclub, also owe their election toDummy.As yet, no one has been able tofall off any other horse, althougha fall from any horse entitles thevictim to membership.Freshmen Present‘Neighbors’ TodayIn Reynolds Club“The Neighbors” by Zona Galewill be presented by an all Fresh¬man cast under the auspices of theDramatic Association today at 5:30in the theatre of the Reynolds Club.This play is the first of a series ofdramas which will be given by andfor the Freshman students. Accord¬ing to custom, no admission will becharged.Participation in this play willcount toward membership in the Dra¬matic association according to Had¬ley Kerr, president. Arthur Ern-stein, president of Gargoyles, is incharge of the performance.Members of the cast are DorothyButler, Eda W. Kowan, ElizabethMiller, Katherine Sherman, EvelynYoung, Alive von Keller, Da^idCoey and Henry Ripley. FrancesBlodgett, Ruth Dreyer, GertrudeMatthews, Virginia Smith and Rob¬ert Merril are understuding the roles.The play is a one act sketch indialect, depicting the rural life ofNew England.BOTANY DEPARTMENTHOLDS HARD-TIMESPARTY TOMORROWThe Botany department will giveits annual hard-times party tomor¬row night at 8 :00 on the third floorof the Botany building. Rags andtatters constitute a requisite to at¬tendance, which will be limited loose¬ly to botany students, who will bepermitted to bring guests, and to thefaculty. Prizes will be given to thosemost ingeniously poverty-stricken,and stunts will be presented. In¬formal games will take the place ofdancing. Students wishing to attendare requested to sign their namesto the poster in the building. Theprice is twenty-five cents.“FORGE” REPORTEDBARRED FROM MAILAn unsubstantiated report saysthat “The Forge,” official campus lit¬erary magazine, has been barredfrom the mails. We have not read/the magazine but it is understoodthat some of the prose is reminis-Manuscripts for the third annualproduction of Mirror to be presentedduring the Winter quarter, must bereceived before Tuesday by DorothyHartford, chairman of the commit¬tee, who lives in Kelly hall. Severalsketches have been submitted, butmore are needed in order to afforda greater selection for the com¬mittee. cent of that of James Joyce, andthat the frontispiece is rather hotstuff. We do not know, but We be¬lieve that this action is due to poortaste on the part of the postal au¬thorities.When Sterling North, editor of“The Forge” was questioned, hesaid, “I have no statement to maketv, the press at this time.” SCULLY, MADISON WIN WITH EASE;STEVENS ELECTED IN CLOSE RACESterling North With¬draws As JuniorsElect OfficersThe Junior class elections willstart this morning at nine. All ju¬niors who are registered voters mayvote at the polling tent in front ofCobb hall from nine to three.Charles Cutter, Deke, and RichardWilliams, Alpha Delt, are the oppos¬ing candidates for the office of presi¬dent. Sterling North, who was athird candidate, withdrew his namefrom the lists yesterday.The office of vice-president will becontended for by Annette Allen, Es¬oteric, and Dorothy Hartford, Quad-rangler.For tht office of treasurer thecandidates are John Crowell, DeltaUpsilon, and Russel Whitney, PsiUpsilon.Florence Herzman and MarjorieWilliamson are the candidates forthe office of secretary.Seniors who will be at Ohio Stateover the week-end will be allowed tovote for their class officers today. Alist of candidates may be found atthe polling tent in front of Cobb.This step is being taken becausesome seniors who are going to theOhio game might miss the regularelection which is to be held Friday.Only registered seniors may vote.Marjorie Creighton, who was acandidate for the office of vice-presi¬dent of the Senior class, has with¬drawn from the race also.Federation GivesFrosh Tea TodayMrs. Edith Foster Flint, Professorin the English department, and Mrs.George Stevens Goodspeed, hostessof Ida Noyes hall, have been invitedto attend a tea given by Federationtoday at 3:30 in the north reception Jroom of Ida Noyes hall. Marion !Plimpton will give several piano se- jlections while tea is being served.The tea, which is the first affairof its kind to be held this quarter,is for freshman women and theirupperclass counselors, and will beopen to all freshmen whether or notthey have been provided with coun¬selors.The upperclass counselor systemhas not as yet been perfected forthis year.Boynton AddressesEducation MeetingAt Berea CollegeProf. Percy Holmes Boynton of jthe English Department will speaktomorrow at a meeting of the East¬ern Tennessee Educational Associa¬tion at Berea College, Knoxville,Kentucky. While there he will ad¬dress the general meeting of the or¬ganization, and the general, highschool, and English divisions.On account of Professor Boyton’sabsence, his eight and nine o’clockclasses will not meet on Friday.Prof. David SpeaksTo Cercle FrancaisLe Cercle Francais will meet forthe first time this quarter at a teatoday at 4:30 at the Maison Fran¬cais, 5810 Woodlawn Avenue. Inaccordance with an annual custom,Associate Professor Henri David ofthe French department will be the.-ptakei. Calohan Protests Elec¬tion on Type Errorin BallotHugh Mendenhall, A. T. O., waselected president of the Sophomoreclass'yesterday, defeating Daniel Au¬try, Phi Kappa Psi, the only othercandidate. The final count was 117for Mendenhall to 33 for Autry.Scully Named Vice-PresidentEleanor Scully, Mortar Board, waselected vice-president of the class.Katherine Madjon, Sigma, won outin the contest for the office of sec¬retary defeating Suzanne Kern, ChiRho Sigma, by 95 votes to 59.Close Race For TreasurerThe only close contest of the daywas the election of the treasurer forwhich office there were four candi¬dates: George Barnard, Tau DeltaPhi; William Calonan, Phi DeltaTheta; Sidney Kleiti, Alpha EpsilonPi; and Ernest Stevens, Delta Up¬silon.Stevens Wins OutWhen the final reckoning wasmade, Ernest Stevens was out infront with 77 votes.Paul Brady, manager of WilliamCalohan will protest the election, itwas stated yesterday. Brady baseshis protest on the fact that Calo-han’s name was badly misspelled onthe ballots, and also that the ballotswere not printed in rotating order.Hare System UsedUnder the Hare system which wasemployed, each voter indicated hisfirst choice for the office, his secondchoice, and so on until he had gonethrough the whole list of candidates.In counting the ballots the firstcount is concerned only with the firstchoices.If no candidate has a majority, thecandidate with the fewest votes isdropped and the second choices onhis ballots are counted as firstchoices. This is continued until oneof the candidates has a majority ofthe vote cast.Y. W. COMMITTEEMEETS UPPERCLASSWOMEN TOMORROWIntercollegiate committee of theY. W. C. A. will meet entering up¬perclass women today at 12:45 in thereception room of Ida Noyes hall.Annette Allen, president of W. A.A., will address the group and dis¬cuss the work of W. A. A. and ex¬plain the methods of gaining pointsfor entrance.Women interested in social workwill be entertained at tea given bythe social committee of the Y. W.today from 3:30 to 5:30 in the Y.W. room of Ida Noyes hall.COLLEGE PROGRAMBROADCAST BY HUBIn order to keep up with collegelife (and, incidentally, to promote in¬terest in its collegian clothes) TheLytton College Shop of The Hub willbroadcast the College Hour everyTuesday and Friday evening from 9to 10 over WBBM.This hour’s entertainment willbring to the listener Ben Pollock’snationally known orchestra and afamous college quartette, in a snappycollegiate program. Comments onthe program will be appreciated. Ad¬dress—Lytton College Shop, Chi¬cago.Singers and entertainers knownto University men and women willpresent programs of the type nowoffered by various well known placesi ot entertajnment.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1927aty? Daily liaromtFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper. *OFFICE—.ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Elks AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sport,. Jffi ce. Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS,EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorLeonard Bridges News EditorWesson S. Hertrais Day E^'torCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. Masters Day EditorLouis Engel Day DditorEdwin Levin Day EditorGeorge Gruskin Whistle editorGeorge Gruskin Whistle EditorWomenMargaret Dean Junior EditorHarriet Harris Junior EditorMary Bowen Literary EditorRosalind Green Sophomore EditorHarriet Hathaway Sophomore EditorAldean Gibboney Sophomore Editor WOMEN’S EDITORSPORTS DEPARTMENTVictor Roterus Sports Editor .Robert Stern Sports EditorHenry Fisher Sport AssistantElmer Friedman Sport AssistantEmmarette Dawson Women’s Sport EditorBUSINESS DEPARTMENTRobert Fisher ......Advertising ManagerRobert Klein Advertising ManagerHubert Lovewell AuditorJack McBrady Circulation ManagerWallace Nelson Classified Ad ManagerJames Paddock Office ManagerEarle M. Stocker....Ass’t. Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ... Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman. Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac¬tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Consolidationof official campus publications in one building.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. One Sophomore Honor Society.WHY THE BAND WON’T GOTHE fact that the University Band will not accompany the teamto Ohio State University has been causing a great deal ofcriticism on campus. Students do not know the facts of the case.There is a Big Ten ruling that University bands shall ac¬company their team to only one game of the year. Bands from In¬diana and Purdue who followed their respective football squads toChicago made the only out-of-town trips of their year.As the consensus of opinion decrees that it is more desir¬able that the campus band go to Champaign for the Illinoisgame, their will be no Maroon band at Columbus next Saturday, inaccordance with the Big Ten ruling.HAIL TO THEE BLITHE SPIRITGREETINGS on thee little man, Oh mayor . . .Make Chicago a blithe place—the laughing stock of theworld. Drink a highball to the great triumvirate of virtue: theHomoboobiens, the Anthony Comstocks, and the Thompsons—Babbitry, Comstockery, Thompsonism. 0 noble triad!They were criticising the Bishop of London for his breadthof mind, and in a moment of bitter distress he said “You are driv¬ing me to Tennessee.” Tennessee, because of the internatioallyknown Scopes-Bryan farce, is a symbol of intellectual obtuseness.Tennessee is a bromide, representing a deplorably medieval men¬tal condition. Tennessee is a pearl in the annals of the AmericanRidiculous, a joy to the satirists.But Chicago is fast climbing into the same berth with theTennessee boy through the patriotic efforts of our most noblemayor.If Mayor Thompson continues to imagine himself as Peter theHermit and goes on with his “crusade of the ignoramous,” Chi¬cago will be a joke for a half century. Chicago will be made a jestin the name of Patriotism.A certain professor of philosophy in the University, saysthere are only two causes for the mayorial conduct. (1) dense ig¬norance, (2) political unscrupulousness,You will be taking an automobile tour to Salina, Kan¬sas, next summer. You will walk up to the register at theGlobe hotel and sign your name, with “Chicago, Ill.” after it.Some bystander will notice your home town. You will look up intime to catch a broad grin on his fact, see him disappear into thedining room with his face buried in his handkerchief. Thompson’s100 per cent Americanism is 90 per cent ignorance. OFFICIAL NOTICESThuradny, Ocl. 27Radio Lecture: “The Rise ofChristianity.” Professor Case. 8.Station WMAQ.Radio Lecture: “English Usage.”Dr. Lambert. 10. Station WMAQ.Religious Service for all membersof the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Assistant Profes¬sor Holman. 11:50, Joseph BondChapel.Le Cercle Francais, 5810 Wood-lawn Avenue. Associate ProfessorDavid.The Physics Club, Ryerson 32,4:30. “Precise Atomatic Weights andthe Mass Spectrograph.” ProfessorDempster.The Theology Club, CommonRoom, Swift Hall, 7:00 p. m. “TheCrisis Movement in Present GermanTheology.” Dr. S. V. McCasland.Radio Lecture: “Radio.” Dr. Hoag.Station WMAQ, 7:10.Friday, Oct. 28Radio Lecture: “The Rise ofChristianity.” Professor Case. Sta¬tion WMAQ, 8:00.Religious Service, for all membersUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty of the University, conducted by theDivinity Faculties, Joseph BondChapel, 11:50. Professor Bastin.Meeting of all Graduate Studentsof Arts and Literature, Harper As¬sembly room. 1. Election of repre¬sentatives to the Graduate Students’Council.Public Lecture (The GraduateSchool of Social Service Adminis¬tration) “Social Work and SocialPolitics, 11.” Mr. Pringle, Classics10. 3:30.Die Deutsche Gesellschaft, IdaNoyes hall. 4:00. “Germany.” (Il¬lustrated). Assistant ProfessorKunstmann.Radio Vesper Chimes service. Sta¬tion WMAQ, through Mitchell Tow¬er. 6:00.Public Lecture (downtown) : “TheOi-igin and Early Stages of theEarth.” Professor R. T. Chamber¬lin. Club Room, The Art Institute,6:45.J. H. FINNIGANDruggistCigars, Cigarettes, Candy,Ice Cream55th St. at Wood lawn AvenuePhone Midway 0708•ERNSTROmOY•5609-HARPER W!7• PHONE :Hy0C-PflRiVS262•flKM-PttoroG(wnrAHALLOWE’ENatWITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn Ave.Fortunes for everyone onSaturday and Sunday.Dinner 75c - Sunday Dinner $1.00Mix Them orTake Them Straight!HIGGINS’ Colored Draw¬ing Inks are good mixers.Any of the twelve shades maybe mixed with any other orthinned for tinting, with purewater.They are indispensable for all kinds of art, architecturaland engineering courses and are exceedingly useful forcharts, graphs, maps, etc. For almost half a century theseworld-standard drawing inks have been used and specifiedin the country’s leading colleges.You will find these and other superior Higgins’ productson sale at your dealer’s.FOR SALE BYUNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE — WOODWORTH SBOOKSTORE — UNIVERSITY PHARMACYT. R. WOLFFor Real Fun There’s Nothing Like aHALLOWE’EN PARTYYOU’LL NEED Fun-makers, Noise-makers, Favors andDecorations. .Here’s the List:NAPKINS CREPE PAPERTABLE COVERS CARDBOARDDOMINOE MASKS WITCH CUT-OUTSGUMMED STICKERS BLACK CAT CUT OUTSTALLY CARDS PLACE CARDSINVITATIONS CANDLESHORNS CREPE PAPER STREAMERSWOODWORTH’S BOOKSTOREOpen Evenings 1311 E. 57th St. Henry C. Lytton § SonsBROADWAY and FIFTH—GaryMARION and LAKE—Oak ParkORRINGTON and CHURCH—Evan*tonSTATE and JACKSON—ChicagoAlmostAllCollegeMenAskForOxfordGraysIT seenr.s as thoughnothing else will do.College Men must havetheir Oxford Grays thisseason. In The LyttonCollege Shop you’ll seethem in all the good stripeideas as well as the solidcolor. The values areworth getting excitedabout at*45and $50With One and TwoTrousersImported White Broad¬cloth Shirts' at $2.50.That’s value!If you want the bestbroad toe style, ask forHarvard — $8.You can get a real goodFancy Jacquard All WoolSlipover Sweater for $ 10.The New Lytton College ShopEnlarged 6 Times, Complete WithEverything for College MenSeven hundred rootersto cheer Maroons at Colum¬bus.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1927STAGGMEN LEAVE FOR OHIO TONIGHTMANY GAPS TO BEFILLED IN CHAMPWATER POLO TEAMSix Games Already ListedOn DifficultScheduleAfter winning the conference wa¬ter polo championship last year,Coach MacGillivray is now faced withthe problem of building an almostentirely new team. Rittenhouse, Fel-linger, and Gordon are the onlyregulars left. However, several newmen have come to the front, amongthese are Klein, Allan, Goff, Stephen¬son, McNeal, and Clinton. Bartoli, abreast stroke swimmer, has shownunusual ability and may be able tofill the gap left by Hall, last year’sstellar goal tender. Rittenhouse cap¬tains the water polo team and is be¬yond doubt the best swimmer on thesquad. His exceptional knowledge ofthe rules and his ability as a leaderwere some of the factors which theteam kept in mind wrhen electinghim.Maroons Play Six GamesChicago will as usual carry aschedule of six games, while theother conference teams only engagein five encounters. The Illinois, In¬diana, and Purdue games will beplayed at home. The team will trav¬el to Minnesota, Wisconsin and Iowafor the remaining games on theschedule. The exact dates of the tiltshave as yet not been published.Frosh-Alumni To Meet VarsityDuring the first week in January,a swimming meet will be held be¬tween the varsity and a team com¬posed of alumni and freshman lum¬inaries. DON’T Y’ KNOWDr. John W. Wilce, head footballcoach at Ohio State and the manwhose teams at that institution someyears back were the talk of the na¬tion, is the latest coach who must,however reluctantly, lend his ears tothe ringing, but not especially in¬spiring, song of the alumni anvilchorus. It is a chorus which cropsup at any school, any campus whenthat school’s football team drops intoa losing streak; and it is not a pleas¬ant chorus to listen to.* * * *Dr. Wilce began to hear the sul¬len beat of the alumni anvil whenhis team narrowly escaped from los¬ing to Iowa, after all the sport ex¬perts had been lauding his eleven asvery probable conference champions.The beat became more regular andringing when the Bucks bowed toNorthwestern, and w’hen the Wilceteam submitted to a 21-0 defeatfrom Michigan last Saturday the an¬vil chorus attained its height ofsound.* * * *And that it has caused serious de¬velopments to take place we see bythe downtown papers. Just how seri¬ous a turn the situation will takewill be, in a great measure, deCer-mined by the results of the Chi¬cago and Princeton games on thenext two Saturdays. Wilce probablyrealizes this better than anyone else;so he will throw everything he h°sinto those games in order to win.* * * *This, by the way, doesn’t help theMaroons a bit in their game Satur¬day, and those fans* who are debat¬ing on the Maroons’ chances withMichigan assuming that the Ohiogame is as good as won would doTHE BEST PLAY AGAINST PENN?Whoever called the play that made our 2nd touch¬down, made the best play, in our estimation. Ander¬son, though, faked nicely, just before receiving the pass.LETS EAT!ELLIS TEA SHOP938-40 East 63rd St.(Near Ellis)■ihw ■ ■ ■ u u u u wrm * mb « ■ ■ ■ ■ ■I■The DrakeannouncesSupper Dancingnightly, Sundays excepted,to the enchanting strainsofBOBBY MEEKERand hisDRAKE ORCHESTRAWeek NightsFormal10 to 3.- - Direction k1kkiiWeek NightsInformal10 to 2.GLAD ANDESSuperior 2200 Seven HundredRooters To MakeOhio Game TripAlthough the trip is a long one itis expected that there will be about700 rooters in the Chicago standsfor the game with the Buckeyesnext Saturday at Columbus. This isa very large number but it is notentirely composed of students, in¬cluding many of the Alumni.It has been almost absolutely de¬cided that the band will not accom¬pany the team as there is a confer¬ence ruling that the bands may notbe taken to more than one away-from-home game. The Illinois gamewill be of more general interest andthe band’s trip will probably be re¬served foi^that time. The specialtrains leav*Chicago Friday eveningand arrive at Columbus the nextmorning.better to deliberate on each game inits turn.But back to the alumni anvilchorus. Right now it has activechapters on the campuses of the Uni¬versity of Iowa and Harvard wherethe regimes of Coaches Ingwersenand Horween are said to be verylimited indeed. The LaSalle streetchapter has vanished almost com¬pletely following the success of theMaroons this fall, and the Minne¬apolis chapter, which in the past hasbeen the most active of all, is quitesatisfied with the way Dr. Spears ismanaging the Gophers. DELTA CHI, PIPHI, A. E. P. WINTOUCHBALL TILTSOnly three of the six games onthe Intra-Mural touchball leaguewere played yesterday. The SigmaNus forfeited to the Phi Psis whilethe Pi Lambda Phi-Lambda Chi Al¬pha tilt, and the D. K. E.-Phi KappaSigma game were postponed to to¬day. In the games played A. E. Pidefeated the Tekes, and Phi Pi de¬feated the Tau Sigs, while Delta Chiswamped A. <T. O. The games weremarked by numerous protests.A. E. Pi 12; T. K. E. 0In a one sided tilt the A. E. Pisran rough shod over the Tekes. A.E. Pi was by far the superior of thetwo teams and did not exert them¬selves to score a victory. Klein play¬ed a whirlwind game for the winners,making several long runs, whileSteadman and Weiss, accounted forthe touchdowns.Delta Chi 24; A. T. O. 12The Delta Chi-A. T. O. game wasfast and provided quite a few thrills.The Delta Chis protested many of thereferee’s decisions. Merrill and Reis¬er were among the outstanding starsfor the victors, while Murphy playeda good game for the losers.Phi Pi Phi 12; Tau Sigma Omicron 0In a hotly contested game the PhiPi defeated the Tau Sigs 12 to 0.: Here also fault was found with manyI of the referee’s decisions.CLOTHESRtadynnadtAnd Cut to OrdorESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.[(pmrtar HouseSuits *40, *45, *50 OvercoatsBeartyOsmols HslrCast0166 BeartyCamels HairCoat*166iptccf&lThe Slickest Coat on the Campus!No well dressed college manIs without one. It’s the orig-inal, correct oiled slicker andthere’s nothing as smart orsensible for rough weatherand chilly days.Made of guaranteed water¬proof oiled fabric in yellow,olive-khaki or black. 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