Dinner A t Fraternities,On Campus PrecedeNine Act BillFathers’ Day at the University willnot be over when the final whistleblows. It’s just beginning- Tonightthere will be a vaudeville show inMandel hall for fathers, sons, daugh¬ters and visitors from Pennsylvania.Starting at 8, the talent of the cam¬pus will display their wares. Fred▼on Ammon and Margaret Carr, stu¬dent co-chairmen, promise that itwill be diversified, novel, and en¬tertaining.Nine Acts On BillThere will be nine acts on the pro¬gram. Russell Whitney and DorothyHartford are directly responsiblefor the show. Pres. Max Mason andCoach A. A. Stagg will welcome thefathers. Stars of Blackfriars and ofmany recent campus “vodvils”. not¬ably those given each year at the In¬terscholastics, are to appear on thestage. “Rudy” Coles will appear inthe curtain-raiser. He will sing agroup of more or less sentimentalsongs. Coach Hoffer, mentor ofchampionship gym teams, will thengive a specialty exhibition with falm-ing Indian clubs.In the third act are Florence Stew¬art and Eleanor Scully, mezzo-so¬prano and pianist . Next comes HankPaulman doing some of the tap danc¬ing he made famous in Blackfriarslast spring. He will be accompaniedby Fred von Ammon. CatherineFitzgerald is billed for a medley ofpopular songs. Then comes the cham-(Continued on page 2)UPSETS MAY SHAKECONFERENCE RACE;ILLINI DARK HORSEBy Henry Fi*herWith every conference aggrega¬tion going into action today in ex¬ceptionally hard games the week-endresults may contain many more ofthe surprising upsets that featuredthe scores of last Saturday’s gridstruggles. The Northwestern-Illinoisgame is by far, the headliner on to¬day’s bill. Close to it, in creating in¬terest and in possibilities of goodfootball, comes- the Michigan-OhioState tilt. Wisconsin meets Purdueat Madison Indiana takes on NotreDame, while Iowa travels to Minne¬sota.Northwestern FavoritesThe Wildcats reign favorites totrim the Illini this afternoon. Theiidecisive victory over Ohio Slate es¬tablishes the Purple eleven as one ofthe best aggregations in the middle-west. Illinois has shown no excep¬tional power thus far. This may re¬act favorably upon the Orange andBlue for Zuppke has not been forcedto reveal many of his plays and mayhave a bushel of surprises to spring.Illinois is undoubtedly primed forthe struggle while Northwestern maypossibly be in the throes of a let¬down after the Buckeye game.Wolverines Dedicate StadiumThe Michigan-Ohio State gameshould be a good one. Against Wis¬consin, the Wolverines followed theball well and took advantages of ev¬ery lucky break to win. Their of¬fense looked far from power¬ful against the strong Badger line.Ohio is fighting mad and will un¬doubtedly give all to down Michiganin return for the lone defeat handed(Continued on page 2) AL WASCALONIS, Quaker fullback, with whom the Maroons are wellacquainted. He played havoc with them last season. He is one of themain cogs in Lou Young’s hidden ball offensive. The Maroons fear hishard smashing more than the fleet legs of Paul Scull who might notplay because of injuries. i iFROSH TO PLAY“YALE-HARVARD”Teams Battle Here On DateOf Ohio FrayBesides indulging in a daily frolicwith the varsity, the Frosh gridheroes are being prepared for theirannual all-Freshman mixup, the so-called “Yale-Harvard” classic. Thisevent which undoubtedly thrill thesporting world because of its mag¬nitude will be held on October 29when the real team journeys to Ohiofor its game there.Test For NumeralsAt this time, the Freshmen willplay their game before the enorm¬ous crowds that will care enough tocome th»ie and take a seat as no ad¬mittance will be charged for fear ofchasing away spectators. At this(Continued on page 2) Fashion LeaderProposes NovelGrid Conference(The writer is a former CentralAmerican fashion critic, very muchinterested in football the woridover.)Many uninformed sports writershave taken the recent defeat of Har¬vard by Purdue and Purdue by Chi¬cago as indicating the weakness ofthe Harvard eleven. This is not thecase, however, if one wishes to ex¬amine the facts from an impartialviewpoint, for close after her defeatby the powerful Purdue aggrega¬tions Harvard staged a great come¬back and defeated Holy Cross for thefirst time in three years. (Holy Crossit should be mentioned, is onothereastern college somewhere in Massa¬chusetts.)(Continued on page three) HUGH MENDENHALL, Maroonhalfback, is one of Stagg’s best back-field threats, kicking, passing andrunning in highly redeemable fashionfor a sophomore. He should developinto all-conference material beforehis college days are over. His spe¬cialty is an off-tackle drive; andthough not as spectacular as some heis more dependable, rarely beingthrown for a loss. Like Kyle Ander¬son, his running mate, he hails froma high school in Terre Haute, which,from the number of athletes it issending to the Midway, is somethinglike a training camp for future Uni¬versity athletes.GOAL POST SETBACK STIRS FANSTakes Kick Out Of GameSay TheyThere has been a great deal ofcomment this year about the removalof the goal line to a place ten yardsback.The feeling is that the element ofromance is lose from the game thatcannot be supplied in any other way.Some schools have made the last linea heavy double chalk mark but eventhis cannot compensate for the thrillfelt when a team is seen nearing itsgoal. The posts and not the line havealways marked the goal in the mindand eye of the spectators as well asthe team. They can see the postsplainly while a chalk line may go un¬noticed.(Continued on page 4) Maroon Has YetTo Triumph OverQuaker ElevenThe struggle today brings to lightseveral good reasons why Chicago isanxious to win. The Maroons haveyet to claim a victory over their in¬tersectional opponent, the closestthat Chicago has come to victory wasin 1899 when both teams battled toa 5-5 tie. In 1898, Chicago absorbeda 23-11 beating; was beaten in 1900by a score or 41 to 0; and lost thefollowing year, 11 to 0.Then came a long lapse until re¬lations were suddenly resumed in1925. Coach Stagg brought his teameast that year, only to see them godown to defeat in a heart-breakingstruggle, 7-0, which was decidedwhen Captain George Thayer ofPenn caught a pass and ran for the(Continued on page 2) PROBABLE LINE-UPChicago PennsylvaniaSpence LE F. ScullWeislow' LT Hake, c.Greenabaum LG. MenkRouse, c. C OlexyWolff RG McGinnisLewis RT. SmithPriess RE LenznerMcDonough QB SheberAnderson L. H B MurphyMendenhall R. H B BrillLeyers FB WascalenisOfficials—Referee: Ghee, Dart¬mouth; Umpire: Tom Thorp, Colum¬bia; Field Judge: Hackett, Army;Head Linesman: Eckles, W. and J.Time of game: 2 o’clock.Pennsylvania, augmented by itsfamous “hidden ball” attack whichhas toppled over many a great teamin the past few years, will providethe chief opposition against CoachA. A. Stagg’s Maroons this afternoonin the outstanding interesectionalgrid match of the day. The greatestcrowd in the history of Stagg field,variously estimated at between 55,-000 and 60,000 fans, will witnessthe colorful struggle.Presaged by the two victoriesscored over Indiana and Purdue, theMaroons are favorably looked uponby Chicago fans as having excellentprospects of winning their first gameagainst the Red-Blue team over aperiod of twenty-nine years. From amediocre team which was expected toget nowhere this year, the Maroonsare now perched at the top of BigTen Conference with the scalps ofthe Hoosiers and the Boilermakerstriumphantly attached to their belts.A Stagg defense as only the “OldMan” knows how to teach it has sud¬denly projected his team as one ofthe best defensive aggregations inthis part of the country. Both Indi¬ana and Purdue, who were expectedto run wild against the Midwayitesin their conference scraps, werestopped cold, due in no small meas¬ure by the stellar playing of Cap¬tain Rouse and Buck Weaver, giant240 pound guard.The mettle of the Chicago team,however, will receive its severest testthis afternoon, since the Pennsyl¬vania contingent has been pointedfor its intersectional match all sea¬son by Coach Lou Young. The east¬ern team started out its campaign ina whirlwind fashion, trouncing itsearly opponents in convincing fash¬ion. Over-confidence took the teamlast Saturday when they hooked upwith Penn State, a traditional rival,with the subsequent result that thebig Red and Blue team was sound¬ly beaten, 20-0. Penn State, it shouldbe remembered, has one of the bestsquads in the eastern sector thisyear.Be that as it may, the beating(Continued on page three)CLOSE, HARD PLAYFEATURE J-M TILTSSpeedy play and close scores fetures yesterday’s touchball gameThe Phi Gam’s downed the KapjSig’s 12 to 0; the Zeta Bete’s coquered Phi Beta Delta 12 to 6; arthe Delta Chi aggregation beat tlSigma Nu team 18 to 12. The fiiplay of Cambell, Wilson and Btfeatured the Phi Gam tilt while tlrunning of Kramer and the fine runing catches of passes by GesaGreenberg, and Heyman were rsponsible for the Z. B. T. victorjBEAT PENN! Batlp jttaroon BEAT PENN!Vol. 28. No. 16. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1927 Price Five CentsANCIENT RIVALS PLAY BEFORE 55,000GIVE VAUDEVILLE FOR FATHERS IN MANDEL AT 8 maroons KEYED TO1OVERCOME JINX OFDIVERSIFIED SHOWOFFERED TONIGHTBV CAMPUS TALENT RIVAL BACKFIELD LUMINARIESREPEATED DEFEATS“No Scouting Agreeement”Adds New Thrill ToBig GameiiPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1927Sty? latly iWaromtFOUNDED IN 1M1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Jffi ce. Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffAL E. WIDDIFIELD, MANAGING EDITORCHARLES J. HARRIS, BUSINESS MANAGERGEORGE V. JONES, CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDROSELLE F. MOSS, WOMEN’S EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTMenMilton S. Mayer News EditorLeonard Bridges «:....News EditorWesson S. Hertrais Day EditorCharles H. Good Day EditorRobert McCormack Day EditorDexter W. 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Advertising ManagerRichard Grossman ....Downtown RepresentativeWilliam Franks Local RepresentativeSidney Hess Circulation AssistantJames Rutter Circulation AssistantSam Teitelman Circulation AssistantAngus Horton Circulation AssistantStanley Dicker Advertising CorrespondentTHE DAILY MAROON PLATFORM1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduaet ac-tivity and scholarship2. Augmentation of the Department of Art and establishmentof a Department of Music.3. Extension of the Intramural principle.4. Consolidationof official campus publications in one building.5. Co-operation with the Honor Commission.6. Promotion of undergraduate interest in educational lectures.7. Encouragement of the Intercollegiate Debate.8. Improvement of the Year Book.9. One Sophomore Honor Society.WHEN WE PLAY OHIO—IlfHEN the Maroons meet the Scarlet and Gray at Columbus aweek from today there will be no band to inspire them, andonly a handful of lopal supporters to cheer them on. Accordingto word received today, no provision for special trains is beingmade and the band will not accompany the team.We can not quite fathom of the logic in this attitude. In thefirst place, we have for the first time in years a band wheih isworthy of the University. After three weeks of intensive practiseinspired only by an effort to give the University the kind of musicthat wins games, they deserve to go. Moreover, for the first timein three years the student body is taking an active interest in theteam and students want to go. The student body wants a Con¬ference championship team for Chicago. And they have reachedthe point where they are willing to make sacrifices to obtain it.But in spite of this and in spite of the fact that the Presi¬dent’s office has declared itself in favor of taking the band, thosein charge say that the band shall not go. Neither shall a specialtrain of student supporters. Our team will fight its fight for thehonor of Chicago on a strange field, against a strong opponentwhile Chicago goes to the game over the radio.Across the field today there is a band. It is a larger band thanours and it traveled a third of the way across the continent to gethere. Across the field also are Pennsylvania rooters, ad they cameon a special train. Suppose they were not there. Would Pennsyl¬vania play as good a game?SEE THE SHOWIS a climax to the Fathers’ Day program, campus vaudeville art-“ ists are presenting a nine act show in Mandel. President MaxMason and Coach A. A. Stagg will be there to welcome the fathers.The student chairmen have assembled an unusually diversified billand one which should be highly entertaining. Although the showwas arranged primarily for the fathers, visitors from Pennsyl¬vania are invited.Before the show, which starts at 8, dinner will be served inHutchinson commons and in Ida Noyes. Many of the campus frat¬ernities are serving dinners for the fathers of their men. The en¬tertainers at the vaudeville await you. Join the crowd. Stay withus for dinner and then come to Mandel and see one of the famouscampus “vodvils” which feature in the entertainment at the In¬terscholastics during the year. DIVERSIFIED SHOWOFFERED TONIGHTBY CAMPUS TALENT(Continued from page 1)pionship gym team in some unusualaeronautics. A “mystery” song anddance act follows the gymnasts. Mar¬ion Lipson is to appear in a dialectskit. The bill is closed by MundyPeale and his ten-piece campus band.Serve DinnerFraternity houses all around cam¬pus will be serving dinners for theirfathers. Some are having lunches andsmokers in addition. For fathers ofnon-fraternity men and for the fa¬thers of campus women plate dinnerswill be available at seventy-five centsin Hutchison commons and in IdaNoyes, respectively. These diningrooms will open at 6 and service willcontinue until 7.FROSH TO PLAY“YALE - HARVARD”(Continued from page 1)time the freshmen who are in linefor numerals will be given a chanceto show their sterling ability andfootball skill in their first and pos¬sibly their last (for many of them)appearance on a University grid¬iron.The teams have been divided intoCrimson and Blue divisions and the jplayers for the game will probably Ibe chosen to represent these twosides. In the past the men whom the jcoaches have decided to award num¬erals have been put in this game |and the Freshman who gets in the !line-up may consider himself one of jthe chosen few.The University of Chicago Book¬store is now open regularly Satur¬day afternoons.—Adv.Books on Mathematics[ A selection of well known reference worksat special reduced prices.BURY CLARK, Bookseller5642 Harper AvenueOpen 10 A. M. to 10 P. M.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyWe Specialize in Good FoodFor College FolksCome and Try ItTHE NEW COLLEGE INN1021 E. 6 1 st StreetEverything From theOrientat5644 Harper AvenueWe are wholesalers and there¬fore you benefit by our cheapprices.Bolotin’s Oriental GiftsTeL Hyde Park 9448TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTDNE(9^bhexmL(S>u\jouutVAUDEVILLEvANO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Pregram EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY *5?JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR ETCHING Maroon Has YetTo Triumph OverQuaker Eleven(Continued from page 1)lone touchdown. Last year, one of games and are out to raise theirrating.Iowa, with a strong team, and Min¬nesota, with an aggregation thatshould be getting ready to play goodfootball, will clash at Minneapolis.The Hawkeyes showed great strengthwhen they almost downed Ohio State.The Gophers, over-confident, weretied by a fighting Indiana eleven and lost much of their prestige in thatgame.Indiana will face hard goingagainst Notre Dame. The Hoosieroutfit, buoyed up by its moral vic¬tory over Minnesota, will give Rock-ney’s team a hard fight. The Irishhave shown their usual strength inall of their games up to the presenttime.the poorest in Chicago’s athletic his¬tory, turned out to be a rout, Pennwinning, 27 to 0. In the six gamesplayed, Penn has scored a 114 pointsto the Maroons’ 6, the latter failingto score on the Red and Blue since1899. Obviously, the Midway teaniis out for revenge, while its oppon¬ent is just as intent on maintainingits superiority over Chicago.UPSETS MAY SHAKECONFERENCE RACE;ILLINI DARK HORSE(Continued from page 1) COWHEY’SMEN’S SHOP55th St. at Ellis Ave.Patronized by U. of C. students since 1907.Remember away back when Hirschberger, Eckersall, Nor-gren, Crisler, Jackson and many more played a great gamefor the same great coach, A. A. Stagg. The players thisyear are doing the same, the only difference is in the attend¬ance. Hello to Dads and Sons.JIM COWHEY.the Buckeyes last season by their ri¬vals. The stadium “jinx” may aidOhio for Michigan is dedicating itsbowl today and visitors usually takededication games.There is little to choose betweenWisconsin and Purdue. The Badgerspossess a good defense while theBoilermakers have as powerful anoffense as can be desired. Bothteams lost their opening conferenceJ. H. 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It’s new this Falland comes in a rich shade of tan calfskin for $12.Shoes in our younger men’s section, from $7 to $9.THE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYTHE SECOND FLOORTHE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1927 Page ThreeMAROONS KEYED TOOVERCOME JINX OFREPEATED DEFEATS(Continued from page 1)Pennsylvania received at the handsof Penn State may prove a boomer¬ang for the Maroons, as CoachYoung immediately set to work earlythis week to rebuild the morale ofthe team and there are few mencoaching football today who are moreable than the eastern coach in theuse of psychology. It is rare that aRed and Blue team loses more thanone or two games a season, so thatthe defeat last week may have beenthe best medicine for eradicatingany traces of over-confidence thatthey had during the season’s play.Penn will be without the supportof two of its star backfield men,Paul Scull and Martin Brill. Bothwere so savagely tackled and knock¬ed out in the bruising game of lastweek that they have not yet fullyrecuperated from their injuries andwill remain on the sidelines. EvenYoung’s star quarterback, JohnnyShober, was badly shaken up but hascome around again in good shape.Coach Young will probably startShober at quarter, Paul Murphy andMurray Forbes at the halves, and A1Wascolonis, Penn’s smashing pile-driver, at full. Murphy, originallythe Red and Blue’s field general, hasbeen shifted to a backfield positionwhere he has shown far greaterability.In the line, Young is well forti¬fied. Kake, left tackle and captain ofthe team ,is one of the outstandingtackles in the country, while such ex¬cellent players as Folwell Scull, andOlexy surround him in the forwardwall.Just what Pennsylvania will offerin the way of attack is an absolutemystery to Maroons fans. Bothcoaches entered into a non-scoutingagreement this year so that what re¬ ports they have obtained about eachother’s strength has to be takenskeptically.The “hidden ball” attack is Penn’schief stock in trade.Widely used as it has been byPenn, Coach Young still regards it asa most effective weapon. Thus far,he has been extremely successful inits use against Chicago. Coach Stagghas drilled his team hard on the“hidden ball” and the Maroons willbe watching Penn’s play with an un¬usual alertness.The feeling has been current inMidway athletic circles that the “OldMan” has a far better team thanmost people suspect. His line hasconvincingly demonstrated its game¬ness, while his backfield has shownflashes of power. The Chiacgo men¬tor has been correcting obviousweaknesses in the offensive strengthwith a marked intensity. Chicagowill miss Bluhm and Libby today butRaysson, Mendenhall, McDonough,Burgess, Leyers, Anderson, andSmith are in readiness to cause con¬sternation in the Penn camp.Little is being said by CoachStagg about Chicago’s offensive. Theaerial attack was not brought intoplay much against Purdue, but the“Old Man” feels he has a powerfulsource of attack in the overheadgame, and with a capable bunch offast and intelligent players, maycause Maroon fans to widen theireyes a great deal when his Maroonsencounter Pennsylvania in the pre¬mier struggle of the day. Fashion LeaderProposes NovelGrid Conference Princeton and Yale are purposelyomitted because at times they turnout teams far too powerful for sucha circuit, and as recently as threeyears ago Princeton tied the Navy.The University of Chicago de¬serves to be on the list, because from time to time it manages to get | the organization, since in certainbeaten in the first game by a group years its teams are far too powerful,of Oklahoma “roughnecks,” and inthese years the competition that sucha loop would offer should be welcome Take time Saturday afternoons toindeed. browse in the book section at thePurdue offers the only problem of | University Bookstore.—Adv.(Continued from page 1)If sports writers continue to giveHarvard unfair treatment the onlylogical outcome will be a new confer¬ence to parallel the Big Ten. 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O, QuakersNot for vict’ry must you seek;When we hit you, you must merelySmile and turn the other cheek. play unperturbed. “Oh no,” she eties to the story of what he told hisyawned, plainly bored, “there it is!" ! would-be advisors the next morning!CULTUREA gentleman escorted a ladyTo the football game. ...(I say a gentleman advisedly)The teams grappled up and down the |field. . .She enthused, “Kyle reminds me so ;Of St. Bernard ”“St. Bernard.^ How come?”“Why surely you’ve heard of St.Bernard. . .The famous halfback . . . MR. BUCK WEAVER, the twohundred and fifty pounds of footballplayer that closes up our line, is re¬puted to be quite a Ukelele artist.Somehow, we just can’t imagineBuck with a straw shirt and Ha¬waiian nude, strumming away atlovetunes under the palms. We sus¬pect that someone is stringing us!IT all de PENN-ds on you, team!—GEO-GGOAL POSTS SET BACKSTIRS FANSWhen you’re tackled, it must neverBe the score you’re thinking of;You should let US make the touch¬downsWhile YOU practice Brother Love!CAPTAIN KEN ROUSE was pho¬tographed .yesterday .accepting .apackage of Maxwell House Coffee—and he's supposed to be in training!Hard-hearted newspaper men oughtto find enough grounds there for abig scandal!THEY WERE sitting in the alum¬ni section. He was a big, blusteringgrad, and the little woman next tohim was evidently his wife. Duringthe first three quarters he had grad¬ually worked himself into a frenzy;she had remained calm throughout.As the game see-sawed back andforth in the last few minutes, firstone side and then the other holdingthe advantage, his state bordered onthe hysterical. All of a sudden hejumped out of his seat, wildly clutch¬ing the hat from the top of his head.“Great Scott,” he yelled, “They’velost the ball!” The little woman athis side glanced over the scene of “Halfback?”—“Why, of course,One hears so much ofSt. Bernard’s Pass!”—j. f. d.STATISTICS have it that nine¬teen men on the University of Illi¬nois football team are six-footers.That, as the folks used to say, is theheight of something or other!WE FIND the primitive spiritever rampant among our footballplayers. Not very long ago Mr. An-atol Raysson, who has been doingquite a nifty job at right halfbackfor the alma mater, suffered a black-and-blue eye—or, to use the techni¬cal phrasing, a shiner. Rather vain,and anxious to remove the uglymark from his otherwise beautifulphysiognomy, he lost no time in ask¬ing the boys at his house for aquick-acting remedy. 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